Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Hollywood Gay Sexual Harassment with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

I am going on tour! Get tickets at https://heathermcdonald.net/ Justin and I explore why I have a sore throat and if it is sexually related. The White House Correspondents Dinner hosted the cast of Vanderpump Rules. Who is the person who screen-grabbed Meghan Markles’ old blog? Are the Kardashians getting desperate for press? An actor shared his sexual harassment story, and Justin has his own Hollywood story of when a man took advantage of him. More siblings are becoming romantically involved. Selena and her kidney donor made a pact. Ed Sheeran is responsible for more than stealing a song. Was she a child orphan or an adult sociopath? We discuss one of our favorite Juicy Scoop Mysteries. Ozempic for cats might become a thing. Get extra juice on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop/posts https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Justin @justinmartindale Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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They're on personal favorites. One of them, one of the faves. Let's talk about the elephant in the room. It's my voice. Oh, yeah. And it goes with the new story, story, which is oral sex is the leading factor in throat cancer epidemic. The United States. Now, I just developed this on Sunday. Is that when your last blow job was or what? Unfortunately, there is a direct correlation to a drunk Saturday night in my pool in Laquita. Oh, no. Something I'm not proud of that I still do

with my husband and then now this. What, a bloat, did you? Did you give a beach in the pool? I don't, not in the pool. Oh, okay, I was like, who is this? Who is this? I think it could be a little bit of the, what also the, what's his name? It could be a little Morgan Wallens party voice that he lost

because he was hanging out with sorority girls at Ole Miss that Annie brought us that scoop. That'll do it every time. And then this person made a really funny thing where they showed it like the stage with the light with the words on the thing of his song. Last night I let the liquor talk and then he goes, woke up with the tridelt. It was a capadelt, apparently. And my voice was just a squawk. I'm telling you, I'm sorry about all that money you spent, but Hathi Tathi, gosh almighty, I won't lose the scent. Sure again. That's great. But me, I'm still doing the show because I've got you. Impropeational.

No way I was going to flake on. And the people have been dying already, told them on Patreon, I've got Justin, they're cracking off. I'm so excited. So I can't have that. I still got it. Still got it.

So anyway, so Peter is still in the desert because we're working on our house there. And he's like, don't talk and have hot tea and everything. And I'm like, and he goes, and you know, this weekend, like, you know, maybe maybe not drink. So I'm like, it's not from drinking. Yeah. Oral sex is the leading factor in throat cancer.

So I don't know how this is going to work out for you, too, Justin. Why? Because those were six room or partners. Well, I don't know how this is gonna work out for you to Justin why because those were six room or partners What are eight times more likely to get throat cancer? Do they mean six room or partners at the same time or throughout a lifetime? Okay, well I a lifetime Well that I'm done that I'm safe. I'm actually safe This is actually my last juicy scoop. So thank you all so much.

It's been a ride. So there's been an increase in a certain type of throat cancer in the past two decades. And three million cases each year, and many people live their lives on knowing that they have HPV. But for some, it develops into cancer, and it takes years after being infected. So it's probably not from Peter, this, but then there's really been nobody else for 23

years. So I think it might have just been Morgan Wallace syndrome. I think I just might have drank and talked too much with my sorority girls. I know. Did you wake up in a panic? I had a sorority sister busy on another. I had two sorority girls come over on a Saturday from SC. So it is, it's hanging out with sorority girls,

bringing too much in a pool and not... The B.J. from 23 years ago? Yeah, because the B.J. yeah, I can't be that. I love how you went immediately into panic mode and you're like, I got a column. This is your fault. Oh my god. Anyway, I was saying because, you know, This is your fault. Oh my God.

Anyway, I was saying because, you know, I'm proud to say that my boys are of the young age that we got them that HPV shot so that no girl can come after me to sue me saying that your sons gave me HPV. And but I was like, to wait, I think it's like Gen Z, most of Gen Z has the opportunity to get the HPV. And but I was like, to wait, I think it's like Gen Z most most of Gen Z has the opportunity to get the HPV shot. Okay. But you

are millennial. Uh huh. And it's okay. I'm just old. I, I, I, I'm not, I'm not worried about this. Okay. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm good. Um, cut to Evan being like, like, I'm glad I'm good. Cut to Evan being like, But my voice will be better by May 27th. Yes. We are going to Las Vegas. I am working out some fun plans for us. It's going to be yours truly, Justin, Chris, and Spencer at the Venetian in Las Vegas.

I'm excited to go back. Yes. We had such a good time. We had such a good time. And I wanted, we'll do like a, you know, like Friday night, fun dinner, situation, little pool time to get a little tan and cute. And then we're gonna have our fun show. And that's Memorial Day weekend.

So it's gonna be. It's also my wedding anniversary, May 27th. Oh, it's gonna be fun. And then on May 28th, they'll sound like this again. Must've been the beach. So you got a beach in Vegas. A beach. Also San Diego.

Oh yeah. San Diego is stand up, you guys. And you get to see Chris. You get to see Chris and Justin both. Doing their hilarious stand up. They are great stand up. I did speak to you of stand up. I watched

the John Mulaney. Maybe Jay. Yes. Yeah. And it was really good. I then I started to look up about his life because I'm like, wait, he had a baby with a livium on, but he was divorced. Was there a cheating thing? And I didn't really remember that he had a drug and alcohol problem because it's all about how he had an intervention, went to rehab. And so it was like, actually it was just like one long juicy story. Yeah. But he's, you know, extremely good at what he does. He's a really great way of telling a story. So it's great. But so then I was like, wait a minute. My question is, and maybe you know, since you're, you know, with hanging out with comedy clubs more than I am,

maybe you know, since you're, you know, with hanging out with comedy clubs more than I am. Did he, was he still performing during that time that he was like actively addicted to cocaine and pills? I don't know if he was actively performing. I think it was just during COVID he had that intervention. But then he had a slip, then he, then he, then he went, then he had a slip up, and then he went back and now he's been good for two years. But it was funny because I saw him last Thursday and his hair, he's coming from my hair game and I was like, he's got good hair, John Mulaney. And it was funny because I'm watching him and I'm just kind of like, is he still with?

Like we were trying to figure out who he's with. Because there's a livieon right and they had a baby But I don't think they got married right and she and their relationship came very quickly after The announcement of both of their divorces. So there was a question was there something cooking before but you know But we were just like in the hallway like just like there's much of guys in the hallway and we're like trying to piece such a guys in the hallway and we're like trying to piece. Yeah, that's what I started to like Wikipedia up while I was watching it. But the funny, the funniest jokes, because I kind of love that he's very honest about like loving

intention and wanting to be recognized in rehab and stuff. But right before the intervention, he got a haircut and then he goes the intervention and it's for 12 people. And six are on zoom and the restaurant person. And he's like, I just want you to know, I didn't do haircut and I was cocaine thin. And these people were in the middle of COVID. So I clearly was the best looking at my intervention. I thought that was like hilarious.

Yeah, he looks good. I'll give him that. It was good. Also this weekend was the White House correspondent's dinner. Oh, right. And I was reading the comments because Lala was there at least a van her pump and Ariana all from interpop rules and people are like who are these people this is gone down wait downhill and I just want to explain because a lot of people don't understand how this works just like the Met Gala right people have tables so there was a

daily mail table and they invited Lisa van der Puppen Ariana which completely makes sense they've thrown parties for the opening of taunt common shorts and everything and also it's a huge story one on have them and then also lawla though was at the LA Times table because LA Times did a huge article on law and I think one of the did a huge article on lava. And I think one of the, I don't know if it was a senator or someone's wife who was associated with that was like a huge fan of antipompirals. So that's why they were also there as well. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you have to be on a list or if the table at the Ellie Times

table goes, we're going to invite these people. I don't know. But, you know, the thing is you guys, these, these are, are people that are who we're talking about. It's a fun night. And it's like, well, do you want to do so much of 80 year olds there? Yeah. I mean, I, I thought Roy Wood Jr. did an amazing job from the clips I saw. And it was just fun and bright. And it was just a nice time to let loose.

And, you know, get away from all the payoffs and BS that's going on. So then I was curious and I was like, my God, I remember when Michelle Wolf did it. Oh, yeah. And also from the Daily Show, right? Uh-huh. And it was Donald Trump did not go.

He did not go. In 2018, which is funny because a few years prior to him come President, he was down to do the roast. Oh sure. And laughed at everything, but I get it, you know. Anyway, I mean, she was, it was, she was harsh. Harsh.

Harsh, about a lot of things. Her Sarah Huckabee Sanders roast is iconic. I'm sorry. Right. And, called her an old lady. But I was like, I was kind of like, wow, what has like happened?

Cause you don't really care about the shelf. So then I went on her Instagram, she's hilarious. She's so good. Yeah. I mean, so, but you know, you kind of wonder if that at all it probably did affect some stuff with her I don't know maybe not I don't think she's doing fun. I mean she has a ton of Instagram followers her standards good But I did I ever did I tell you I saw Tom sand of all like

a couple weeks ago tell me where I've got wait let me just say this for cuz I just pulled it Um, is this has one friend. Oh how weird and it's a paparazzi guy and he made him a friendship race. So according to, um, I live for Bravo. They, they put these two and two together. It's based on the paparazzi's guy story and Tom Santaval's story. So he, he's got one friend. He's such a douche and jewelry and bracelets. What? Oh, do you remember those things things This is probably I did where people would tie those things and make like land They're all yeah, they're also like a bunch of colored wires that you would make like friendship bracelets

Yes, all that kind of stuff. Yeah, we're laughs. We're weird friendship like going to Michael like he's the different colors Like watch out for him at Michael's okay, go on. What were you gonna say? Tell us, right? So we went out for dinner a couple of weeks ago and then after the dinner, we went to Tom Tom, which I've been like a couple of times and you know, I love hanging out and appear one in ports, having drinks.

And I actually think the restaurant's really pretty. It's pretty, but it's indoor outdoor. I like it. It's pretty, but it's also there's a lot of brick-a-brack. I know I'm like, it's just, it's a lot, but it's pretty. But, and so we're standing at the bar and all of a sudden, a friend, a friend Rachel looks back and she just goes, oh my God, that's Tom Sandvall. And I was like, you're kidding.

Like I'm like, surely he's not here. And then I turn around and lo and behold, he is like sitting down and he is like hanging out with these girls and chatting and I'm like, what are you doing here? And I'm like, you like, you're hanging, I'm like, you're like, you're hanging, like you're in the midst of this huge, like, scandal, right? And here he is at his own restaurant

and my friend Rachel's like, we're team Ariana but I'm getting the picture and I'm like, go for it. But that's everybody and that's the game. Like, you're not gonna not go to Tom, Tom, you're not gonna be not get a tingle just to see him in the wild. Don't say tingle. Well, you know, just like a little bit like, you know, and, um, yeah.

But like she got, he was like, oh, yeah, we took the picture. Lisa and my friend, Trixie, were in the back and they were having dinner. And she's like, it's home here. Yeah, it's home. And yeah, it was just so weird because because he was just chilling like nothing was wrong to set his own restaurant. I was like, no, it's a cyst. So he's not going away.

I know. He will be back next season. What's the bracelet say? Does it say anything? He says his name, his friend's name, Josh. Oh, okay. Josh the paparazzi. Julia Fox.

Yeah. She was also at the White House dinner. Prior to that, she, I think there's the pre-party at the Whitearazzi. Uh, Julia Fox. Yeah. She was also at the White House dinner prior to that. She, I think there's the pre-party of the White House dinner. She is now doing another weird thing, which is full white face makeup, you know, with like the skinny brow. It's fucking terrifying. But I love it. It's giving me Lucy from Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Meet's like a 16th century French fob. Yes. I mean, but I mean, here she is at the White House dinner. Black Swan meets Goth. Yeah, it's Black Swan. But you know what I mean? This is the only thing, the only reason she's staying

on my tongue, like because she's doing weird outfit. Yeah. Otherwise, I mean, people do like her when she gives her points of view on things. But other than that, she's not like acting in anything. She's got a Netflix show coming out. She's not dating anyone that gets us talking. Yeah, she just looks right now.

She just looks like an out of work so she's just so late performer. Like, she's not in the show. She hasn't been touring. She's just like, remember me from 10 years ago, when I was in O. Absolutely. Yeah, it's like the meet and greet after the Cirque du Soleil show.

100%. All right, so we know just to keep everybody a prize of the coronation. Is this not done yet? Just crown the bitch, my god. We know for sure Megan is not going. Sure. She's staying in Santa Barbara with the four year old Archie.

She had previously booked a bounce and play indoor situation, much like Ocean Kent had. Oh yeah. And she was not going to get her deposit back. So she's like, oh, I am not going to get the $300 back and all his little preschool friends are coming. So you go Harry to grandpa's thing, whatever. They'll be another not like it's a once in a lifetime. I mean right. But when will my kid when will I get this $300 back at the bounce of play? So he's going, but now it's been revealed that he's only going to stay 24 hours. Oh, man. He's going to go and get out. He's sitting 10 rows back.

I don't know what people are doing in the first nine rows. And also in that William, the heir, will have a special role where he speaks and he kneels at his father and he puts his father's hands between his legs. Oh God. Oh, oh, they'll hold hands. I was like, sounds like a porn hub category. And so anyway, so the air is like, I'm gonna be a big star and the spare is like, I'll just pop in so that people know I came. Yeah.

But after what I wrote in the book, like, I don't really want to have tea sandwiches with anyone, anyway, I'd be super awkward. Well, no one wants tea sandwiches with you anyways. Exactly. So eat it it spare. I want to say to there's an unsung hero in the entire story of Megan and Harry. And that is the woman or the man that the moment. Megan came into the light and possibly was dating Harry that they thought in their brain, I better go to her blog from 2014, TIG, and screen

grab every single blog that she took before she deletes it. I want to know who that person is. I think that they should get an award. They're invited to come on juicy scoop. I want to know where they, who they shared with, because it never stops giving the stupid tick thing that she did. Oh, I'm sure. It's just nonsense. So back in 2014, with, she bagged on, okay, being like, I'm so sick of hearing about their wedding,

who cares, who are these girls that dream of being a princess. I would much rather be she something, some mythical or comical, comical heroes sister that could like wield a sword as a princess. I don't own a care. But you know, so there's so much of the stuff in there that people have gathered. But again, the only thing that really got revealed between their big fights, she and Megan, in the spare book, which is why Spencer Pratt believes that he put out that book to be like, you think this is bad? You know, what it weighed it, I didn't even, because it's's really not there wasn't that much juice

Mm-hmm is he said one time when they all met Megan went to Kate and said, oh do you mind if I borrow your lip gloss? And she said yes, I do That made her bitch and also Kate said the dress doesn't fit Princess Charlotte You know can we please get it read to remade and That upset the bride. Those are the only two things, which are very common among girls. Some girls don't want to share a lipstick.

So I remember I had a friend look and I barbed her perfume and she goes, no, I don't want to spend even selling a light when we go out. And I was like, oh, that makes a really good point. I'm gonna write about this. I'm gonna, so yeah, it's such a reach. It's, I just feel like it's just like grasping it straws at this point.

Yeah. And it's like, girl, you're the Duchess of Santa Barbara. Relax. Calm down. I do have a prediction. What? This is really coming to an end of us talking about them. You think?

I'm caring. Yeah, I do. You don't think they're gonna be like, just when you thought we were over, you don't think they're going to like pop up on another platform and be like, even if they do. On the farm with Harry and Megan. Even if they go three years from now desperate, desperate, desperate TLC show or something like that. My 600 pound line. That may happen, but no one's gonna care the way they did in 2023. Yeah. Well, and I also think that we're gonna have this coordination happen.

We're gonna get William, who's like, yes, I'm next in line. And we're gonna move on. The world will rotate. And I don't think it's gonna be like The hair I think they've just had so much bad press like just because they're just annoying at this point I don't even care. I don't think there's gonna be I don't think there's gonna be real There's not gonna be real juice after this coronation. Yeah until the kids all grow up. Yeah, and We'll be interested and are they hanging out? Are they getting together? Like just like Theresa judaicist kids and

Joe Gorgas kids are those kids going to be able to come together? I kind of hope that's what I want. I mean, I feel like the kids should at least be cousins at least, but I hope it's not like they do know from the house of William. I'm from the house of me again. Like, I hope they can get along, but just not procreate. Yeah.

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Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. That's a long flight back home. Two hours. But also does he think he's like putting his foot down and making a statement? Like nobody cares. You're literally that person in the party who's like putting his foot down and making a statement like nobody cares You're literally that person. Yeah, I'm gonna leave early and they're like, okay. Yeah Totally true. I mean like bye. Well the person yeah, that does a big speech about why they have to go

Yeah, you're like, we're okay. I hate to do this every run, but I must depart. Okay. Bye I'm gonna carry on without you. I my daughter do this every run, but I must depart. Okay, bye. We're gonna carry on without you. I, my daughter has soccer practice. Okay. And then I've got a person who is doing some crown molding at my house. And he's still there. There's more, okay.

And then we have another event tonight. Oh, great. So thank you for the hot dog. You bet. Oh my god, hi. And then they say another 30 minutes. Oh, then they come back. Oh, so the soccer practice finally ended. Are they waiting? So I have to go. Okay. And then then they're drunk and they're talking about in the kid, like child protective services call. They're like, your kids went outside for an hour and a half.

I was always that kid waiting. Me too. I was always the last picked up at the party. And one time I was so embarrassed. Why? Because I was always the last. And I could tell the mom was like annoyed. Oh. And to the point where I just said,

I'm just gonna sit on the stoop. And I just sat there. And I remember I had a gift bag that was like a plastic Oreo. And I was just looking at that plastic Oreo and I was like, literally my mom was like born a half hour late. Yeah. From the stoop to the scoop, you know, what a journey it has been.

I was the same way, but I would just like count the time and people were like, you sure you don't need to write home and I was like, I was afraid of being uncool. I'd be like, oh yeah, I'm cool. I'm just gonna hang, and I would hang, and then the sun would set. Yeah. And then there was this was before Amber Alerts.

And so why was your mom late? Because she had three other kids to take care of. So it was just like a lot of, I was the oldest. So it was like, you know, she had three young kids and, you know, well, I was the youngest. So what's my mother's excuse? Abandonment. My own is that a hot listing?

Don't care. No, I think it was just like, she's like, I have to, he'll be okay. He can wait around. He can use this as a imagination. The story that I tell that I know that my mom just knew I was fine is when this guy flashed all of us playing volleyball at the Catholic

girls, the Catholic school playing, we were in the, we're nine. This guy pulled over and was flat and was like masturbating in a trench coat. No one is car, but we can see it because we were like higher up. And then everyone was screaming and I got the license plate. I turned into the principal. The cops came and rested and everything. And then they call my mom and they said, you know, this is what happened. Everybody's picking up their daughter. What time can we expect you? She said she's fine. She's been through this before a couple weeks ago walking home from school.

We taught her to get the license plate. They're like, oh, well, it's because of her. We caught the person, but you don't want to pick her up. All my friends left. I'm like, I don't even get a half day. I don't even get a fucking half day after being I'm like, I don't even get a half day. I don't even get a fucking half day after being watching this guy just do a shlong. God, I always think of like that's a mom that's a mom that's a mom who cared about getting a listing. Really? Um, Justin. Yes.

I want to suggest something to you. Yes. I think we have our Halloween costumes. Me and I've got Jim Kardashian marrying. Who are these two guys? The guy who I love. That is Chris Appleton and oh god, I forget his Lucas Cage. Okay, so Lucas Cage is taller and brunette. No Chris, Chris, that's Chris. That's Chris. Yeah. Yeah, Lucas Cage is a little bit shorter and blonde.

So that's right. Lucas Cage, yes, from White Lotus and you. And then Cam, that I'll become. And she wore a very hot outfit. I will have to not eat for a week or a month. But she wore a black leather dress to marry them in Vegas. And then they both wore black leather jackets, silk-keek tops, cut, you know, with the breast showing, the chest, and then

fur coats. And she married them. In Vegas. We are serious. We have to go to one Halloween party as this. We really do. Okay, let's find a Halloween party. It's May 1st and we're already planning. Oh! I mean, I don't know. I don't, mm. We don't want to be this for Halloween. They started dating like two months ago. They are full on lesbians.

They are jumping the gun. A hundred percent. And I don't know, I'm like. You think he's pregnant. I don't know, but from White Lotus, I think they're having a good time. You know, if there's anything like White Lotus, his scene in White Lotus, I think you can do a lot of like... I think you can do a lot of like... The fact that she married them, now I'm gonna also say something.

This is a kind of surprising publicity move for Kim. That tells me like we're doing it all, we're doing it all, not that she wouldn't want to be there for her friends, but to go to Vegas and do all this, this was an orchestrated move to because you're not in the news and the show's coming out and let's do this Wow, you figured it all out Heather I mean I obviously it's obvious, but I'm just saying but I'm just kind of saying like it's what's interesting is

like When people with you for a while she was sort of not everywhere, kind of a touchable, but like, definitely more select in what she would do with her time and activities. And now I'm kind of like, all right. This is Kim's ally era. And I also want to say, I only feel like a lot more gay men have women marry them than had her gay men have women marry them than had our sexual couples have women marry them

that's not like a actual like breathe. Right. Like the only person, the only people I married was a heterosexual couple, Kristen is wife. Snues fast. I know, but I feel like it's like, how have I not married a gay couple like that?

Well, you never know. Maybe this picture will come into fruition one day. I'm manifesting it. I do. I mean, but who wants, I mean, if I, if I get married one day, I'm not going to have like some guy be like, all right. Let's do this. Come on, your rose. Get in together.

Take a picture. I feel like even if you are religious, you should have someone that really knows your story. Exactly. I was married in the Catholic church and it never occurred to me to be like, father-loft ists. Do you even know what I do for a living? Because I don't think you did. I mean, you knew that we were in the church forever, but it was like so, not specific at all. And that's so dumb. Like, it's that if you are choosing your priests or whatever, like, definitely have like a three hour lunch.

Go to a cute lunch. And definitely be like, I want you to include that my husband is great at this. And my new wife is great at that. And like, we want you to talk about our grandmother and we want to, because like, cause it's a very intimate story.

I think it should be treated intimately because it's like, what are you gonna do, pull a name out of a hat and be like, all right, we got father, job, a dial, let's go. I feel like my generation did that a lot more. I feel like it makes it so much more fun. And if you do have a friend and you're not religious

or you just want like a blessing but you want the friend to actually marry you, it is so great when you do have a friend and you're not religious or you just want like a blessing, but you want the friend to actually marry you, it is so great when you can have someone that like renews your story. Yeah, it knows your, like what it's been like for the two of you to know each other and get together. And yeah, I think it's, I think it should be special like that.

I think honestly, like I'm like, who else is gonna marry these guys? Kim, you know, Chris has worked with Kim, has done her hair for years, he's traveled the world with her. Yeah, that makes sense. And I think it's like, we've never really seen Kim

with gay best friends, really. So I think this is a new chapter of her being like, I'm going out with the gays. Like, and she looks happy. And they all look tan and gorgeous. Yeah, I know. Meanwhile, Kendall Jenner had to show her nipples to get tan and gorgeous. Yeah, I know meanwhile Kendall Jenner Had to show her nipples to get a little bit of I know sure share top with their nips or Benito

you know I just feel like I think this is publicity too. I don't How soon a superdiction time before there's like a going out outfit a superdiction time before there's like a going out outfit where it's like a sheer panty is being shown. Maybe there's like a longer skirt around and there's like a sheer panty and it is showing just like if you have a perfect badge or if you don't. A little more.

Like you're gonna show off, no, you're gonna have a sheer, sheer panties. A sheer panties. I completely naked vagina showing through to show off the fact that like you have like a perfect looking vagina and some girls don't. I knew that's the one thing you want to show off. How soon does that become a going out fashionable item for stars? And I am going to say 2025. Oh, okay, like I thought you meant the age range of 2025. So two years, this someone will go out. Yeah, I star a Julia Fox, maybe a Kendall Jenner, maybe maybe someone that we don't even know exists and it's going to make her mark

because she's going to be the first one. She's probably listening to Lucy Scoop and she's like, you know what? I'm gonna design that outfit. I have a perfect looking badge and I'm gonna become a star. And then they're gonna have to show this clip from 2023 and they're gonna make not only did I, did I predict it, but this girl made it happen. I think yeah, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go 2020, would you say 20, 23, 5, 25, I'll go mid, I'll go summer 24. Woo. It's like the price is right. Is that what you can air it out? Yeah, yeah, $1.

Yeah. One dollar. It's okay, show down. Um, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's a lot. There's a lot of fashion happening. I have to show you this picture. Yes. Breaking fashion, juicy skin news. Justin just brought me a photo that we're going to share here. Make sure you subscribe to the YouTube. And it is a girl wearing black shorts that aren't even fully tight, but they're short.

And then she chose to wear a white G string over the black shorts. Yeah. That's that was a choice. Do you see anybody else wearing this? No, she was the only one. I mean, there was a there was a lot of fashion loops at the concert at the Caroline Palo check concert. I went to it, but it was a lot, a lot of fashion choices. But this one, my friend, John Hill pointed out, and I was like, look at the girl with the thong. And of course, I'm just like, there's no, like I'm trying to be careful. I think my flash might have been on.

I don't know, but yeah, this was definitely a look. I think this was the thought process. This weekend, I was at a pool party and there were some young girls there, very different bodies than mine. More curvy, there are no boobs, but very nice, perfect S. And the bikinis are that, just a tiny cheek,

but it is a perfect S. I think this girl was like, I like my ass better in a bikini than in these black shorts, and I wanna show how good my ass is. So I'm gonna put these, the white, she, over it, if this is you, I'm inviting you to come on. Juicy Sco.

Because I need, we'll do it a double header. This girl and the girl that saved all the TIG, a big and Markle blog post from 2014. I really want to know what made you think to do that. Yeah, I do too, because I was thinking to myself, maybe this is like a nod to Christina Aguilaras' dirty video or something like that, but also the shorts. If you're going to accentuate your butt, I think maybe like a biker's short.

It wasn't a biker's short. It's not a biker's short. And yeah, I don't know what this was, but Bravo on your confidence. Absolutely. This woman, she took this down, but I just found it in my for you page on TikTok. And I've seen other stuff like this where girls will say, hey, if your fiance was in Nashville this weekend and he was with his boys,

you should not marry him, he's cheating on you, my friend got together with him and they do this thing and oftentimes people find out like who they're talking about. So this girl did this thing, but then when we went to go watch it again because it was like over the weekend and I just screen grabbed it in the Senate to Annie and then she had taken it down. And I just think, I didn't think this this was dropped just dropped on me like she wasn't someone who witnessed it But she was like there's someone in your bridal party and like dropping all these like Easter egg things Oh, kind of lie. I just kind of like you know what if you can't tell the whole fucking story

Yeah, just don't tell it. Yeah If you want to do a blind item or if you want to you know do blind items that's fine but the say it's a blind item don't like and then be like good like trying to figure it out But I'm not being too, but but anyway, I guess you got nervous and did take it down. Yeah, she should I also just think it's like you could do this with anything You could be like oh if you remember this bridal party I saw that you like tiktok you can edit everything So you could see a couple out on the street and be like I saw that guy he went and fabricate the whole thing. There was a story like that where some girl, that shit crazy. Some girl to get like feeling somebody that she said this guy stood me up on my date and it was just a random guy walk. Yeah. And then it went viral and the guy

the guy was like people found him. Yeah, and then she finally had to admit Okay, that wasn't even real. I Don't believe anything on TikTok. I have less. It's like a makeup tutorial or conspiracy theory or yeah Spear see theory about lizard people at waffle house like that's that's then it's real Yes, I hope she got taken down. Good for her. Speaking of weddings, this bride, uh, running to Hollywood and locked, she faced some black backlash for planning to send it, don't save the date.

So basically she wanted to announce everybody I'm getting married June 1st. Mm-hmm. However, I just want you to know I'm super excited I'm getting married, but don't say the date because I'm not inviting you, but I am getting married. You know what? I'm gonna take a different view. I don't think it's that bad. I think there's a beautiful way to do it, but I think in the past what people would do if they chose to have a small wedding is. You know what I also hate on social media? Can we stop this? Yes. We did a thing. We did a thing.

We got engaged, we got married, and we moved. We did a thing. We did a thing. No. Or like, or like, when people announce they're pregnant and they're like, well, I dumped it in or like, like, we're like, we're like, we're, have you seen like, it's like, I'm the donor.

I'm the donor, he did it. Like, it's just, you've never seen those words like, have you seen like, it's like, I'm the donor. I'm the donor. He did it. Like, it's just, you've never seen those words like, well, we did a thing. We're like, oh my God, gross. Okay, I do think there could be a classy way to do this. Because I, I mean, I think there's nothing wrong with having a small wedding or like, no wedding at all. And being like, we're not going to have a big

thing so don't worry you don't need to plan a trip or get a hotel. You also want to put it out there so that they're not like like hurt that you didn't tell them that you're getting married and then if they want to give you something or be part of it then you're giving like Aunt Jenny that opportunity. Yeah. So I don't know. I think there could be kind of, there could be a movement to do it in a class your way. Oh, I, yeah. I think this is just kind of like, I'd rather you not tell me and go ahead and do

it than like, and then do what we did a thing. Yeah. Then be like, we did it a thing and you weren't invited. Did you get my, did you get my don't save the date? Invitation. Yeah. But also it, I don't like the way it sounds because it's like we're getting married But we might not that's what it sounds like to me. Oh, I think it sounds like don't save the date

What you know what is also good in this world of social media because so often it's like Don't save the date because you're not invited, but also on June 1st. I don't want you to open your phone and feel like you were deceived or got depressed because you're not invited. But I don't want you to freak out when you see that we had such a good time in combo without you.

Ooh, that's like it. We should invent that. Yeah. That sounds like a really cool app. Like you can lock your contacts. You're not muting them or blocking them. It's just like on a certain day. You can lock.

War, like yes. Warning. Is that a muting? No, Warning, you said it to your friends, you're like, hey, I'm having a fabulous weekend get away. I could only invite 10 people. It's not you. You know all 10.

Yeah. Some of them ain't not like you. You're gonna get really fucking depressed. Yeah. I'm gonna be doing a lot of content for it. A lot of fun dinners. A lot of good times. It's absolutely gonna push you over the edge. May I suggest muting me for five days, so that you can get through your weekend while you're in rainy Seattle and I'm in Cabo. Well, and it's a timed mute. That would help because sometimes you'll mute and you'll forget like, oh, I muted them like a month ago or so. So this one's just like mute for five days. Yes. How do we do that? I'm sure we're pat, we're, it's, we're patting it. I'm sure that we would have to work at Instagram. Damn it.

With the people. I think we do like a timely mute. I love the timely mute. All right. Well, we just play. Yeah. You're welcome. You're welcome.

You're welcome. Or set a reminder. Remind me to mute Heather for five days. Yeah. Something like that. Now this guy Matthew Lawrence. Oh, I'm an actor.

He has brothers in the business as well. And on their podcast, he said that he lost a Marvel role after refusing to strip for the director. He was set to the hotel room director came out in a robe and said, I need to take photos of your body out with my polaroid. And then he said, no, on left. And then he said no and left and then he said he believed because of that is talent agency then dumped him. So I'm guessing the same person that was smart enough to screen grab all of Macon Markle's blog can probably figure out who directed a Marvel movie that's most likely gay or on the DL gay. Yeah.

And you could probably figure out what agency he was with during that time. And then we'll know. But it's also annoying that you don't fucking tell us. But I get it, you don't want to be sued. But still it's your story. So if you're going to tell your stories on your podcast, again, like, I can tell the story like who the fuck is the director and at least say, and you listen, you could go, look, I don't know if that's why my agency dumped me for two days later. They dumped me.

And it was blah, blah, blah agency. I say it. Yeah. I feel like if we did it with Harvey Weinstein, like do it with this person, it's like, who cares? Well, I guess those people that were coming forward legally and like, he's not because he wasn't nothing happened to him. The guy just said, I want, I need to get photos of you. I also don't think there was a marvel movie. I think it was fate because this happened to me. Oh, that's why I saved this topic for you.

Please help. Like, when I first moved here, I, I don't even know how we got in contact. There was this guy and he was like, oh, I want to like, I want you know, you're beautiful, I would love for you to model for me. Let's have drinks and I was like, sure, and we met up at the W Hotel in Westwood

and I went in and this guy was just sitting there, and he's like, oh yeah, I work for this modeling agent. I mean, I need your age, this guy's age and looks. I was probably 23, which was like two years ago. Yeah. Yeah. And so yeah, I'm sitting there. How old is he and what is he?

He was probably like late 40s early 50s. Attractive or not? No. Well, I mean, like, did you think he was gay? No. Okay. No. So he was presenting straight.

Presenting straight. Okay. Only on lifetime. And. And so we're like having drinks or whatever. And he was like talking to me about like, oh yeah, you know, you're face and you know, you're tall and this and that.

I was like, oh, okay, cool. You know, and I even told my roommates at the time was like, I'm gonna go meet this like, you know, modeling scout, whatever. Cause I think it was like Craigslist. I think that's how we got, I mean, cause that was, you know, Craigslist was safe at the time. Hey, my friend's from Dromolog, our scholar,

gone, yeah. And so he was like, all right, well, let's wrap up here. He's like, I actually have a room. If you want to come over and room wasn't even in the hotel. Room was like across the street from the hotel, like literally across the street from the hotel. And was the department then? I don't know what it was.

I think it was like some weird like bungalow kind of situation. Okay. And so we went over to his room and he starts like opening up these magazines and he's like ripping out these paint, like just ripping out pages of models. It was like, Ashton Kutcher. He was like, oh yeah, you could do this. Oh yeah, you could do this. You could do this too. And I was like, Ashton Kutcher. He was like, oh yeah, you could do this. Oh yeah, you could do this.

You could do this too. And I was like, yeah, okay. And so then, you know, and then it got into like, okay, I'll take out your shirt. I'll take out your pants. And then next. What is it taking photos of you? No, thank God.

But you took out your shirt and your pants because he's like, I need to make sure you're physically fit. Yes. Okay. And yeah, and then he just, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Wait.

Should I have like not let into that as well? Yeah, you like totally like, give me a handy, like, gloomy, and I just like laid back and was like, okay, and then he was like, okay, yeah, I gotta, I have to get back to San Francisco tomorrow. He was like my wife and my son. Yeah, I were like, and that was it. That was all I heard. I was like, oh, when did you realize that it was possible that he was not going to get you a Calvin Klein campaign? When he started, last week,

why, I're still waiting. I'm still waiting. If you're there, I'm here. I can still do what I swear. Yeah, but it was up. Did you know in the moment or were you still even a little bit hopeful? Because when I and my struggling 20s of time

make it, it took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize that a lot of things that I thought were still a chance were not. So, and you know this isn't like a Obuhumi whatever. Yes, it was like there's people out there like this. Yeah. And I don't know his name and if I did I'd be like you son of a bitch. But yeah, I think the thing that like really stuck with me was just the fact that like he did this like it messed with my head because I was like, oh, you know, I'm probably not the only one that this is.

Of course not. He's like, I'm going on a business trip, honey. Can I junior? I'll see you later and then doing this. And I always say everything with all the Harvey Weinstein. Yeah. How many actresses over a 20 year span did comply? Yeah.

I did get the part. I've never said anything and then thanked him in their Oscar speech. It's probably a part. Yeah. I never said anything and then thanked him in their Oscar speech. It's probably a lot. Yeah. And maybe they'll tell us in 30 years when they're on their deathbed. It was hard.

Yeah. Or that's how I got my prior. I always am like, I would love it if someone just was honest about it. Yeah. That's why I'm fighting for safety and movies because I knew I had to just do this disgusting thing so that the girls

saw that I was a good actress. After that, I had to just do this disgusting thing. So I saw that I was a good actress after that. I never had to do another disgusting thing. But how else was I going to get hop to this level of going from like so proper to actually being like a movie star? That's like a very hard thing to do. And that's what's fucked up is that like, you know, I was this naive like early 20s guy in LA and I was like, oh my god, this guy's giving me a chance. Yeah. And, you know, I don't want to be that person who's,

I'm like, no, you know, I'm like, you never know. And I mean, and that's what's messed up about this whole thing. Well, my question is so after he left and said, I'm going back to my, the ever's this go, I'll be in touch or whatever. Did you leave thinking that you might hear from about like, hey, I have a job or hey, I want you to get head shots. Did you think for thinking that you might hear from about like, hey, I have a job or hey, I want you to get head shots. Did you think for a while you might hear from

it? Or did you know what that was? 1000%. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was like, well, that was good. I think that went well. That's what it was. What I always think about like, what's so sad about it? I know. No. No.

It's so sad about a scam like that. Yeah. Is you're fucking with people's dreams. Yeah. You're not just pretending like that. Not just dreams, your career, yeah. Psychological well-being. Yeah. It's like, it's so traumatic.

And like, I'm glad that I kind of, you know, I just start crying. No. I'm glad that I could like, like move on from that because I was just like, yeah, this guy's just a piece of trash, whatever. But like, but I mean, I, I think he was not at all in this business at all.

At all. What gave it away? The magazine tearing. Right. Yes. Like, and it made me go, damn it, Justin. But he figured out the perfect pot scam for himself. Now, how did he find, oh, he put it in the ass.

I think it was like, Craig's this, it was like, he put it in the model. Yeah. So he probably had 10 people in a week. Yeah. And I was just like moving here from Texas. And I believe that people were good. I was like, you know, oh yeah, this is a cool opportunity.

Somebody really wants to help me. Do you know that I thought I could be a model too? Did you? And now we're just both comedians. I still can be a model. You could still be a model. I mean, I tried it too. I tried it too.

I have some headshots out there. I had a scam happen. I talked about the show, but it was, they said. Model scams are the best. They brought me. Except that one. He approached model scams are the best they brought me that one He approached me walk you around and then he brought me in and he said We run an on an agency for regular looking models. Oh, you regular looking model Like what like a paylash and then I ended up giving him $20. It's all I had on me

Like that's all you have on you. I need the money to secure the Photographer wait. I have a great one. This one's really fun. We can move on, I'm swear. So I did like a modeling, it was like a scouting thing in Dallas, actually. And they had like this convention center. So they bring in all these people that these people have scouted. They give you a number, you do like a runway.

And then there's all these like modeling agencies looking for new talent, whatever. And so at the end, they give you kind of like a callback. So if they go through each agency and they're like number 33, you know, and whatever number I was. So I had like so many callbacks. I was like, yes. And I went to this one modeling agency in Beverly Hills called Champaign Trot. And the lady, her name was Tandy,

and she had pink hair, and to this day, bitch! So, she's like, yes, if you're ever in LA, like come to the offices, we can like work on stuff, but yeah, you're totally like, what we're looking for, whatever. So like that summer, I was 18, so that summer we drove out to LA to like do Disney and Universal and all that stuff.

And my mom was like, well, while we're there, let's stop into champagne trot and like say hi to Tandy because she loved you. And I was like, yeah, so we walk in unannounced. And we're like, oh, yeah, we met Tandy in Dallas. She came to this convention, whatever. And the receptionist was just like, oh, she's not in right now. And I was like, what? She's like, she's not in for the day. Meanwhile, doors open, Tandy sitting in the chair!

Were there pink hair just sitting there? And I'm like, well, she's right there. And she's like, she's not here today. And I'm like, yes, she is. They're like, okay, well, she's not. And so my mom and I were just kind of like, well, that's fucked up. And we like, walk out and just got in the car and we're like, well, that was weird. Yeah, the whole time. And then I like looked it up and I think the agency closed, but yes, she was totally there.

So my modeling dreams once again shattered. I know people are trash. We are going to model together one day. When we were Halloween costumes. Speaking of which tonight, and we're recording this Monday, is the met. Yes. And it was Kardashians are right. They're not invited. Last we checked, Kim is the only one who's invited. But Kendall with her sheer nips, that was Saturday night, New York, and it takes place in New York. So I don't know.

I don't know. I don't care. Every time I see them in outfits, I just feel like my waist is getting like cinched in and I'd be wearing a heavy outfit. Like it always looks like it's like the most uncomfortable. Like you would need the biggest massage and chiropractic, like, adjustment. Afterward. After that party.

What's the theme? Do you know the theme? Do you know the theme this year? Do you even know what the? What? Oh, Carl logger fill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or Chanel.

So I mean, it's going to be a lot of black and white. Yeah, that's not going to be like a great. That's not going to be a fun look. Well, here's my problem with the mech alla, is that there is a theme. And when people don't do that theme, it drives me insane. I think it was like last year, it was like,

what was the theme last year? It was a good. It was so good. But does everyone have to wear Chanel? Because they said, No, no, no, no. Like, what's her name? Little spice, what's her name?

Emma Button. What's a spice girl's name? Her name is spice, something spice. Ice spice? Yes's her name? Emma Button. What's the spice girl's name? Her name is spice, something spice. Ice spice? Yes. The rapper? Yes, ice spice is going and she's wearing ballman. So is ballman and everybody just then creating gowns that are like classic Chanel? Well, if it's long or fell, they'll do like a spin on longer fold designs if they're smart. Last year was Gilded Glamour, which Gilded Age, right before the Industrial Revolution,

Blake Lively killed it with like her look and she had the reveal was gorgeous to go to New York City. And then you have Amy Schumer and like a black pantsuit. And you're like, this is not the theme. It's right to be insane. Because Amy Schumer doesn't want to be uncomfortable all night. Sorry.

She's like,'m not invited. Suck it up. If it is a betoeir fashion gala, you get tried. If someone invites me, I will. You're gonna try. I will be uncomfortable all night. Bridgerton experiences, as we forget.

Yes, I will do it all. I did it, I will do it. Nick Cannon is slamming red table talk as that toxic table. So I'm slamming Nick Cannon for being Nick Cannon. Go on. Here's the thing. The table talk with Jada P. Getsbeth, her grandmother and her mother. They were on this. You can only watch it on Facebook watch, but Facebook now meta got rid of that whole thing. There's no Facebook watch anymore. So it wasn't like their show was canceled in the sense that like NBC's canceling your show that's put on for five years because don't want to watch it anymore. It's just like that that section of Facebook is gone. But anyway, the Nick basically said that he's like,

if there was no table talk in his opinion and per messiness with the stepson's friend and then having a table talk with Will where it was extremely, in most people's opinion, amasculating that she talks about sleeping with someone else and we had a situation, face, and then he had to sit down with the mother and the daughter and it was just, he feels that had that not happened.

He would have never been brought to the mental place of having a freak out at the Oscars. So he's glad that I got kids. That's great. Nick, remember your kids names There you go. Don't worry about them. They're fine. They'll probably take it to YouTube or some other streaming platform But yeah, yeah, we need to hear less of Nick cannon in my opinion. I don't think you get to I don't think you're like the The go-to guy on what's going on in other people's marriages you have 48 kids relax I on what's going on in other people's marriages. You have 48 kids, relax.

I'm sure this show will find another way. It'll find a way, yeah. Or not, they could all be sick of doing it. They could all be like, thank God I got cancer. Like I, I don't wanna talk to my grandmother or anything or I just don't wanna do it. Like, you know, I feel like I don't need to do it. I don't wanna do it. We've done it for five years.

We've interviewed everybody. We've ummed a lot. So my prediction is it doesn't get no new home. It's just done. Well, you know, I'm, but the I feel like it got no buzz this past year. There would, I feel like there'd be times in the pre before he hit Chris rock. There'd be times where like there'd be 10 articles written about some interview that they got first and I don't feel like we see that much Don't you agree? I agree, but I'm also gonna make a prediction. Yes. I think The grandmother and the daughter will do a little show. I think that would be cute like generations How different generations work amongst things.

You think Jada would ever allow that to have her? She's not. But I mean, that's the thing. Jada's just kind of like, I don't think. Jada's more problematic. I don't think Willow has a personality for doing a talk show.

Willow's a little rock and roll girl. She's bad ass. I know, but she's bad ass. She is bad ass, but I don't really think this is her strongest talent. She probably just wants to be like music. I think she's stunning. I don't know what time it's my mom. Listen, I think she's stunning. I think she should work on acting, music, and fashion. Yeah, I think she knows awesome. She's like that interesting

of a person to have an attraction. That's fair enough. Yeah, some people can't do it all. of a person to have an attraction. That's fair enough. Yeah, some people can't do it all. This guy did do it all. He donated so much sperm. Then he has 550 children and he is Dutch. He's from Holland and they have a rule in Holland where they say you can only,

no one can have more than 25 children if you donate. Like, so once 25 are made, they have to, I guess guess get rid of your sperm or whatever I know in America a lot of people a lot of you know if lesbians are whoever are buying the sperm from somebody they are like I want all of that guy sperm because I don't want my child siblings running around possibly procreating whatever did you hear that real quick? That was the sound of Julie Goldman gagging. I heard that from afar.

Does her all the sperm talking, Julie just, eh. Oh. Oh, see. Anyway, he has 550 children running around. Don't get Nick Cannon any ideas. Why don't you just segue from Nick Cannon to this guy, having 550 children. And that's a problem problem because now we're getting more stories have you noticed that we're getting more stories about people being like we met

online and then we got married and we found out we were cousins yes because that's what because we have 550 people walking around on this earth going being related and then they're meeting each other, not knowing and now they're incessing. Well, if he insists on donating again. If he insists on donating again. He will be fined a hundred grand. That's it? That's it.

If he procrates again. Or even if he just donates again. Can he make up a fake name? I mean, I guess he could have his own kid. I wonder what would happen if he just had sex with a girl the old fashion way and got a girl pregnant Yeah, it was five hundred and two with the old fashion Why do you have to be that guy? Well, give him a cup Jim. I'm I'll be back I'm gonna put the sock on the door knob. I'll be right back

Wait speaking of which there is a story about this couple. I'm just going to move up to it. See? Fiddling's face backlash after hiding their romantic relationship and have two children together. So here's the deal. These siblings, they shared a parent. So they're half siblings. But they live in Spain and they met when the girl Anna was 20 and Daniel was 17 and she reached out on Facebook and was like, Hey, we're

the same dad. So they learned that their father had remarried and had more children with another woman. So she created a fake profile on Facebook and added her half brother and they became friends. Oh, so she didn't, she didn't let them know that she was her sister. Yeah. So they became friends. Oh, so she didn't, she didn't let them know that she was her sister. Yeah. So they became friends. Uh-huh. And then hit it off and they tried to stay in the friend zone but they just couldn't. Couldn't keep it.

She eventually let them know and then they had two kids together. Ah. I, there is a fascinating thing I saw that I've talked about on the show before about when people do meet and sometimes with parents where they meet their son that they gave up for adoption or their daughter that they have for adoption or something like this, a sibling thing. And if they were not raised together, there is like a weird biological attraction that in some cases is very sexual and in some cases

people go forward with it. That makes sense. I get that. Because it's like you're looking at yourself or so I don't know there's something biological about it and there was a very sad case. I just thought it's coming up as an interuicy crime where the girl like her the dad you know was an absentee dad she never saw the dad then when she was like 17 she moved in with the dad and his wife and the kid and then they

started a relationship a sexual relationship and she had a child with him and then they became a couple and they got married, which was illegal, but it was like found out. And then he had to, and then she had to leave because they, they, they couldn't happen. And then it was like an awful thing. And he like freaked out. And like destroyed the family and killed. Yeah. Don't do that. So it was just, it's just like a really awful thing. But anyway, and those are some, and I don't do that. So it was just it's just like a really awful But anyway, and those are some and I don't know if the kids are okay or the kids are not attractive I can give you that like that's not that is mm-hmm No, I'm just looking at the whole no mm-hmm

Okay, wait hold on first of all this, I brought up the story just because we've been through a lot together with her. We really have. It's been years. Selena Gomez. Uh-huh. What had Lupus, she had a best friend named Francia, who's also an actress. She needed a kidney, Selena.

Francia gave her a kidney, they took photos of it. It's a big deal to give your kidney because got to, which if you know, you never know what might happen to yours or if another person needs it, you don't have one to give. She gave it. And you and I was always obsessed with the story because I remember Selena was on the cover of magazine about like, or maybe in an article,

my best friend and it wasn't this girl. And also Selena said, I'm only friends with Taylor Swift in Hollywood. She's my only female friend. And a lot of people were like, what about the girl that gave you the kidney? The girl is like working. She's on how I met your father or something.

So she's coming up in a new show. And TMZ got a hold of her and they kept asking about Selena and she was just like not answering it. But it sounds like they are no longer close and and everything I've read is that apparently Francia was upset that she she wasn't treating her kidney very well. She was still partying and drinking and stuff. Selena, it was. According to the alleged rumors of people that fall this stuff. That's what caused the riff a little bit. Oh, and then other people are like. She thank her profusely. She said she'd think her forever. Some friendships, even when a kidney is involved can't last a lifetime. And

But I always think like giving either giving someone your egg or carrying a child or giving a kidney, that person is gonna have to pick you up from the airport for the rest of your fucking life. Yeah, I agree. I definitely think it reminds me of that, like being in school where you had to like take care of that little egg for a week. You're like, you remember?

It's like you had to like make sure, you had to decorate it, make sure it didn't crack. That's how I'd be. If I gave someone a kidney, I'd be like, I'd be that person sneaking around the corner, being like, where you going? Yeah. Going into that bargain.

Okay. There's other rumors I'd heard that, then she did something that upset Selena too. So I don't think we're gonna know. I think the two girls have spoken and made a pact. Like, we're not gonna fuck with each other anymore, but we're also never going to say something negative about each other in public no matter what.

Stay together for the kids. She really was avoiding. Stay together for what the kid needs. Stay together for the kid. Just make it work for the kid, knees. Yes. Ed Sheeran is in court. Yeah. So the, this is fascinating

to me. I had Sheeran in 2014. He wrote a song about everlasting love. And they're the people that are suing him are Ed Townsend who was the songwriter of this Michael Gay's song. Marvin Gaye. Sorry, Marvin Gaye's song from 1973 that they feel is way too similar to Ed Sheeran. To let's get it on, right? Is that what? I think, what is it? Oh, thinking of the thing. Oh, Marvin Gaye is let's get it on.

Yeah. And so Ed Sheeran is in court defending himself and he brought his guitar, he sang his song, and he said that, you know, he got the inspiration to write the song in 2014 after he began a new romantic relationship. And after his grandfather died, and I drive the inspiration from a lot of things in my life and family, anyway, he's being sued. I always think this is a really hard thing because I guess, okay, there's songs that we hear now. Right. That right away. I can. We're like, we know that. Yes. But do

those people pay for it? I was going to ask you this question because I'm the same way because I'm like, do sample a song. Right. And there were so many where the sample, it's not a secret. It's a sample, right? And I guess, but if you just take a song right and there were so many were the sample it's not a secret it's a sample right and I guess but if you just take a song like I was watching it you know I was reminded of Madonna's Vogue and we look up what is the what is the lady Gaga song so much like you think you have express yourself and Boris way. Yeah, sorry, I can't thank you express yourself. I didn't have to ask any if I just I'm like I'm right here. Express yourself Madonna and born this way and she was asked about it like you know how do you feel about her you know people making the similar to that lady Gaga and many years ago she was

like pretty classy about it in interviews but then she did do a performance. I saw that at an award show or concert and she was doing express herself and then right in and then all of a sudden she's like express she was so I was born this way and like did it and she never went after her legally for all the reasons why it isn't worth it when you're at a level of Madonna now at Townsend is dead, Marvin Gaye is dead. These are his errors and they think it. It's hard with comedy too.

Like when I've told stories of early my career when someone accused me of stealing a joke and I literally was like, here is the notebook. Here is what I was journaling about, how I came up with the bit. And also we all talk about the same stuff. It's one thing to have the exact same words with the exact same surprising punchline versus you and I both talking about Grindr or whatever.

And we would have two different points of view obviously. I would like to know your point of view on Just that I think the gaze are always the leaders because that was the first one That was the first dating app before tender. Yeah, but it well. No. Yes, it was Yes, it was well because I remember where I was when I first heard of it And I thought it was the greatest idea I'd ever heard of God when you are when you heard the first When when Guy Brown told me what Grindr is, that it was like,

oh yes, Guy Brander knows what Grindr is. Because Grindr was about location. So you knew that there was a guy possibly willing to grind within like, I have a block from you. Yes, 2009 Grindr, 10 or 25. you know i have a block from you yes two thousand and i'm grinder tender twenty two hundred a little easier grinders like i'm inside the house and you're like oh my god yeah right but still

they got the idea mhm from the case it was also reminds me of the time that uh... i have that happened with the cook where he was the same thing where he was like that I had that happen with Dane Cook where he was the same thing where he was like, hey, you did that bit on stage and I have a bit on that. And I was just kind of like, okay, well, what is it? And he's like, it doesn't matter. And I'm like, guess it does.

It does matter. Because if I'm saying something that's similar to you, that's where it matters. And he was like, just don't do it. I'm about to tape a special. It's gonna look really embarrassing for you and try to like belittle me into being like, okay, it's yours, but I wasn't.

And I was like yelling at me in the improv in front of everybody because he got humiliated on stage because I closed with this bit that I don't do anymore. And he got up on stage and said the same thing that I said after I went on. And I stood there and was like, what is he talking about? And then afterwards he was like, this is my bit, you don't do this.

This is gonna be so embarrassing for you. And I was like, what are you talking about? I was like, you're not gonna bully me into, like if you had gone up and I did it, then you would have no problem with that. Well, that's why I always felt like. He couldn't explain it. I was like, what's the joke?

It doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Because if I'm saying something similar, the topic of this is not off limits. But also, I've always felt doing stand-up, whether I would be like in a lineup of 10 people, whatever. I always try to watch at least the first three people before me. Absolutely. Absolutely. Because if they did even talk about something, I'd be like, all right, I'm not going to do that bit. Or, okay, I can do it, and I'm gonna reference Justin, but then I'm gonna do something else

that's like, well, I'll just do the second half of it. And it just makes it more fun, because if you're listening to that person before you, and you say, and they say something, then you can like make a little reference or call back to that person before you, and it just makes it more fun. Yeah. Because they don't know that you're back there listening,

or in the back of the audience, or whatever. So it was just weird that you're back there listening or in the back of the audience or whatever. So it was just weird that he was back there watching me and then got up on stage like a fool and embarrassed himself and then came after me to attack me to try and take my joke, which has yet to be on a special, by the way. Well, when I did my special, I had a joke that I did for a long time, but by the time I was editing the special, I felt that too many people were doing a similar bit, even though mine was first.

So I actually chose to cut it out because I didn't want to deal with me once. That I know I chose to cut out, the thing I said in my special. Oh, got it, got it. I cut it out because I was like, I don't want people to see this and go, well, that's kind of accurate.

A lot of people talk about this. Right. So that's all I just, but we've done that before. We have that conversation. You're kind of talking about this and I was like, well done, by, yeah. Yeah, I think that's how it should be professional.

Yeah, yeah. And you don't want the audience being like, is this what they're talking about? Yeah. It's like we got it. Or I'm dying to do this thing or not. Okay, anyway, music is a different thing. And we'll see. I kind of feel like he's gonna lose.

I don't think he will. I have a really awful edge here in story. No, why? It's traumatizing. Really? Yes. What happened? Oh my God.

I wasn't expecting traumatizing. He looks like yogurt with noodles on his head. Why would you say it's traumatizing? It's a family story. Oh God. Peter took it upon himself to buy McKinsey and Sharon tickets at tickets to the Dodger Stadium for like Christmas. That was her present. I don't think she ever said she loved Ed Sheeran or anything,

but he just thought, doesn't every girl love Ed Sheeran. This is popped up online. I'm gonna give her this gift. Fine. June comes around, or whatever May or June, and that weekend, she's at college and we're at our place in mammoth, just like riding bikes, whatever.

And he's going through Facebook and he sees a bunch of like our friends, kids at Ed Sheeran having fun at Ed Sheeran having fun at Ed Sheeran. And he realizes, because we all share a phone and thank God for location, as worried parents we like to know where people are. She's not a doctor stadium. And he's like, what the hell happened? And she basically just was like, well, I don't really like Ed Sheeran.

Nobody wanted to come. And like, I'm just like a freshman in college, so I just didn't go. Uh-huh. And he was like, I mean, those tickets were so much. Why wouldn't you tell me I could have sold them myself or given them to somebody. So it was like the lack of communication, but her little self was like, well, what is it matter? You gave me this gift, but I didn't use it. Who cares? Uh-huh.

I am telling you for five hours from mammoth to LA bread and and Drake and I Suffered with Peter going off and me trying to explain her point of view and being like, you know what also Don't just present me with a gift to a country I never want to visit. Right. Here's some plane tickets you leave Wednesday. No, I don't want to go.

I don't want to go. I feel like an experience unless you have absolutely expressed. I am dying to go to a del. I will get on a plane with an hour to be there, whatever. Please, I want to go. That is what I learned from the lesson. And that's what I would tell anyone. Do not give someone an experience unless you 100% know

they want to do it. And then even after that, be like, hey, if for some reason, you can't make this, you don't want it. Just don't let it go to waste. Gift it to somebody, or you can even call me a week before and I will take it off your hand to give it to somebody else and give you something else or whatever. Yeah, that's like it's someone, yeah.

I was just saying that's like if someone gave me Taylor Swift tickets, sorry, Annie. But like, I absolutely not. Like if they're like, oh, we got you Taylor Swift tickets, even if like how expensive they are, be like, you know what, no, I just as my, I saw that video of that woman on the subway and the subway opening and all those Taylor Swift fans coming in Atlanta.

And they were all just like, ah, I'm like, I don't want to die in like some Nash Vegas apocalypse. It's an experience. No. It's getting in a car. It's must, you must have a friend. It's a lot to put on somebody.

And so for this day, we'll be in the car and an Ed Sheeran song comes on. And Bren will be like, mom, are you triggered? And I'll be like, yes, we're triggered. So actually, I hope he loses. Oh, see, that's, it's your revenge story. You want revenge. You had to suffer in a five hour car ride from Ameth

and now Ed Sheeran has to suffer. Because he puts you through that. I don't know, that's, the copyright is so... know, the copyright is so delicate because I'm the same way. I'm really good at that. I'll be in the car and I'll be like, oh, this sounds like, you know, and I can put a song together. And there's a guy on TikTok and I forget his name. I don't know if you've seen him.

He's like a ball. And I think he's a very attractive guy. And he like points to like different songs and samples and everything. Yeah. He did it with Backstreet Boys, like how they all have the same, like percussion. And I also think that Backstreet Boys and Selene Dion have a very similar song. Shape of my heart sounds very much like Selene Dion's, that's the way it is. It's the same. Well, is it, isn't, I can buy muscle flowers, isn't that?

Bruno Mars. Based on Bruno Mars, but didn't, did she, I can buy muscle flowers? Isn't that Bruno Mars based on Bruno Mars, but didn't, did she also pay Bruno Mars for that? No, there's so many songs that do that. Yeah, let's find out. Because I feel like that wasn't a secret. Yeah, well, no, the same lyrics pretty much. This is, what is this? This is one of my favorite news stories that ever happened. Is this like that movie?

Yes. Orphan? Yes. Ah! Exactly. Yes. You'll be excited to know there's going to be a ID, like documentary. You know, what's that channel ID?

What is called? Discovery. Yeah. Discovery ID. This is Natalie Grace. She was adopted from the Ukraine. Is she a child with dwarfism? Mm-hmm.

Or is she an adult who's a South Yopath with dwarfism? Adult says you have a dwarfism. Final answer. It is one of the greatest stories they adopted this girl. They thought when they adopted her that she was like nine or six or something. Mm-hmm. But they found like, like period stuff. Like she was like hiding the fact

that she was getting her period. And one time she was in the bath, like she had pubic hair, like she hadn't like shaved it. So she was like pretending to be a child. And then, but then also she would take clear tax and put them up on the stairs so that they would step on and hurt them. And then, but then also she would take clear tax and put them up on the stairs so that they would step on and hurt them.

Not home alone. And then at one point, she like dragged them on here, some like electric gate. They felt their other, their three boys were in danger. So then they went to a doctor and the doctor's like, you know, this child is not nine.

She's like, no shit. 22. So they got her age changed on her legal American paper, because she came from the creed. And then they set her up with an apartment and everything and services. But then they all left and they escaped to Canada. The family?

They were like, we're out here. Bye. Then she went around and she was like, I've been abandoned by these people and I'm a child Oh, and they were like oh my god So then they go after them legally in Canada the family for and they charge them with a neglect and all this other stuff And they're like no she's an adult and she's like a sociopath and she you know lied about it and so anyway

now it's she's, you know, lied about it. And so anyway, now it's, she's still around. And this other family like went on Dr. Phil and they adopted her and they were still convinced that she was a child. And there was like no way to really know because the Ukraine birth certificate and like, even if you like it look at bones and then also having this like form of dwarfism is a really hard thing to tell.

This is a current woman. We still don't know our age or anything, but they they did drop all the charges on both parents, but the parents did get divorced. Well, I don't understand. Were the tax in the foot not enough like for them to be like, well, no, all those things led to them being like, we think we, not only do we think she's a scary person that could hurt our family, but we realize,

like, you know, and then they went to a doctor, the doctor was like, yeah, she's not nine or six or whatever they thought she was. She's like, definitely over. So then they're like, no, so then, the people that were on the parent side said, you know, you falsified records to make her 22 So you could just get rid of her and not stick with your adoption. That's not true

But and you left her and you abandoned her and she's like no, I wanted to live with them But do you think that when they left her and went to Canada? Do you think they were listening to Ed Sheeran in the car? You know what this story reminds me of though, I just thought of it. There was like a high school, when I was in high school, there was, you remember urban myths. I love urban myths. Okay, so this was a story, I don't know if it's an urban myth. But I thought it was the greatest story. And it was that someone went for a fun weekend in Mexico and came back with the dog with a little dog,

a little dog like where you know San Diego whatever and the dog was like so cute everyone loved the dog and then one day the dog was like looked really sick or had something kind of coming out of its mouth. So the girl and the mom took the dog to the doctor and the vet. And the vet came out like white face and was like, where did you get that animal? And she's like, well, don't tell anybody, but when we were in Mexico and we went through the border with the dog and we just, the dog was just like this, like orphan dog and we took, why, what's wrong with there?

What's wrong with muffin? And he's like, that is not a dog. That's a Mexican sewer rat. And that was the size of a dog. And then it said, sorry. No, I don't know what. And they said it has rabies. Because it was foaming at the mouth.

It's a Mexican sewer rat and it has rabies. Scary stories to tell in the dark. One of my favorites. Do you think it's a true story? No, I mean, it's borderline, you know, you always have that girl with a hot dog in school. You know, there's always these like urban myths of like, stuff like that, you know?

I think, I don't think it was true. But it wouldn't surprise me if that really did happen, but I don't even know if there's like a thing as a Mexican sewer rat. But this is also based, this is a movie, that movie orphan, and they're like, there's something wrong with Esther And it was the same thing choose this little girl. Yeah, and turns out she was like this like Russian like crazy

Person posing as a girl. So this is just another Yeah, story like that. That is weird though. Oh Well, and on this fun story because the world's fatdest cat, what'd you call me? What did I say? The world's fatdest cat. It finally goes on a diet. Six year old patches weighs in at 40 pounds. Just doesn't seem like that fat 40 pounds. She looks really fat in the photo. Oh, don't fat shame the cat. And But he's saved as an average four-year-old. I guess that is pretty heavy. Yeah, that's a four-year-old in a cat. Yeah

That's like that's Yeah, that's a big guy. She anyway, she started her weekly dose of ozempick and She's going to the Met Ball tonight Ozemnip. She's gonna be ready, ready to be on that gala. Kin Katz do Ozemnip. I wonder, I would say. They just said that they're just like giving her a diet and they said she's actually really picky

I don't actually got so fat But of course she's picky she's 40 pounds. I don't know if it's genetic if she had other fat because she was like in a shelter But the new owner is like no, we're getting her summer body But I love yes, we need it. We need a slim pus summer like for sure I think I do love those videos of like you see the little big doxins and stuff and then like they show the time lapse of them like slimp around. It's always like, yay.

Is that is terrible for them? I mean, look, this is, this cat's not going anywhere. Whenever there's times when like our dog, who's, who when we adopted her, they said, oh, she's very food motivated. I'm like, who the fuck is it? Anyway, there's times when like, if Peter's down around and he's the one supposed to feed her in the morning, and like, he'll leave, like, say, he feeds her, but I don't know when he left early, early morning, and then I wake up, and then she will like

take her dish and be like, oh, yeah, like, come on now. Yeah, and then I'm like, and I, I'm like, Peter, Peter, he's like, yes, I'm like, why is she sitting there like, like, she's starting. I'm like, we do, I don't know if you know, dog, but like, I have a phone and I could call your master and find out that you're fucking lying. Mm-hmm. Face time. Yeah. And yeah, we're not going to do this.

Oh, my dog does intermittent fasting. I love your dog. I love the bark. Listen, where besides with me can they see you Justin tell the world? Oh my gosh, you guys, I will be, I have my podcast just saying, which is gonna be great. We've got Lance Bass this week,

because it's gonna be me, it's May, you know, now. So we're having him. I'm also doing the Dragons and Dangerous Telephone, which is gonna be available to watch on moment. I'm sure it's going to be in all the bars on Sunday that comes out at seven o'clock PM, Eastern Standard Time, and also the seventh, sorry, yes, May 7th. So this coming Sunday,

and I mean, we've got Charlize Theron, we've got Margaret Cho's, Sarah Silverman, we've got Jesse Heisenberg, I mean, it is a star studded thing, and I'm hosting it. You are, and the money goes to making sure that these entertainers can keep entertaining. Yeah, I mean, my God.

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