Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Housewife Fired, Kanye’s Plan, Oscars with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

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tabloid real life podcast. Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo. Hannah McDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. The fans are getting what they want. I have Chris Frangiola back.

Welcome Chris Frangiola to the Juicy Scoop program. Thank you very much. I feel like I haven't been here in forever, so it is all new. Well, we've had the holidays, you've traveled. I know. Yes, we're in the news. People ask about our relationship.

Where are we? I get a lot of people, what is going on with you and Heather? And I was like, well, nothing. I mean, Heather and I are fine. We're good. We're just too busy adults. We're just too busy adults. But no, we text each other.

When there's something that's significant, there's something that we want to secretly shit on. Right, exactly. And we text each other. Or I send you a DM reel or whatever or like look at this asshole. Yeah. And that's really what an adult professional relationship in Hollywood is about.

Can you send snarky reels to each other and you know and you don't have to even say anything. All right. And also not sure, I think it's just, not just Hollywood, adult relationships, friendships, means you see each other three times a year. I mean, that's basically, otherwise you just see your family,

whether you like them or not, that's what you do. And you just gotta do the appointed rounds, you know? Pick up the daughter, take her to school, pick her up, take her back, pick her up, take her back, pick her up, take her back, take her to. Of course, Mike, I'm now. You're out of that. Yeah, I know.

My oldest is now, my youngest is now 18. I know, just last week, right? I feel like, I fucking killed it. I can't believe I've accomplished what I've accomplished. That I have three kids that are, McKenzie came to me and had a little birthday party at Lucille's, he and his three friends sat at one table and a couple of the parents came that,

that, you know, we've known forever and know the boys and how their phones out. It was four men having a conversation, talking and listen, I didn't think I'd be here. There were many a times I was like, I fucking failed. I wasn't there when they were little. I, now they're, why didn't I do this? Why didn't I choose this school?

Why didn't I put them in this program? Why didn't I hold them back? Whatever the questions. So far, so good. Really, really working out. Mackenzie has a new job that she's starting on Friday. Really? Yes, she's gonna be a PA on a very happening show,

which I'll tell you about later. I don't want the trolls to come and try to kidnap her. And, but Drake's doing great. Junior in college, he had two friends that came to visit that were complete total delights. One's a year older, already has a job lined up, an automotive engineering and has a job. And it's like, I'm like, where are you gonna live? He's like, I've been saving up my money for my summer jobs.

I'm gonna put a down payment on a house. I'm like, oh my God, how did I, like, very, very happy that? Well, congratulations. Cause I'm gonna admit that I was wrong. Cause when they were growing up, I was concerned about the bacon and milk intake. And it turns out, and the chocolate chip pancake intake. It turns out they've, look at them now, I mean.

Well, you know what, I was always concerned about the fact being a horrible mother, that they didn't eat the vegetables and all that shit. And I'm like, how are they still, never having cold, nothing's wrong with them. And they're just like meat and cheese. I used to like dream that they'd eat broccoli. And then I, but I tell myself like one day

they're gonna be shamed into like eating other stuff by their peers or girlfriend or whatever. And like one day Brandon was just like, you know, no, I want to eat healthier. And he like started jogging and like, you know, no, I want to eat healthier. And he like started jogging. And like, you know, like trying different things and starting to cook and can totally cook for himself. And, you know, I mean, I encourage it,

but I also like, it also kind of came upon themselves. And I'm like, God, it is pretty great. And so we're going to go look at Oregon, Oregon State, Utah, got into all those schools. And so we're going to go look at Oregon, Oregon State, Utah. He got into all those schools. Really? And we'll see. OK.

I think now that he got into all these schools, I'm like, are you sad that you didn't even try for any California schools? And he's like, maybe. Yeah. Because I'm like, OK, we're going to go. It's going to be really cold. And whatever, we'll see.

That's, you know, but he's. Well, I have a four-year-old, so it's a whole different world. I just have to. Well, there won't be a world. I know I have a four-year-old, so it's a whole different world. I just... Well, there won't be a world. I know, exactly. You don't have to worry about it. My wife's always telling me about colleges,

and I'm like, colleges, who gives me some AI robot doing everything for us? She doesn't. You know, like, that's a whole different world. And we don't even worry about that. Who knows? Yeah. We're worried about, like, the next school,

and we have to go to, like, interviews for the next school. Oh, because you're entering kindergarten next. Well, there's seven kindergartens. Right. Kindergarten one, kindergarten two. I'm like, what is she in now? I have no idea what grade she's in. I'm like, I feel like this is kindergarten.

Because they're- No, I think she's in pre-K. But what's the difference? They're finger painting. It's not like they're doing anything, you know, of substance. It's the dough. They're painting rocks.

Well, I just want to say, I remember when Brandon was in preschool and we had this big sit down meeting because they thought there was something wrong with him because he would climb on the outside of the play thing. Like he was doing it a different way. And then when he would fall, he wasn't overly sad about it.

Or then he'd get up and don't go do something else and they're like, maybe he has some like sensory issue or something. And so I go, oh my God, so they give us this piece of paper saying all their concerns about him. And I go home and I have my, that day, my parents were still living next door. So they came to babysit and Peter and I like went to a dinner

and we came back and my dad was like, wow. I read that report about Brandon and that is incredible. And I go, you mean the one where he might have like sensory issues or something to do with him? He's like, no, in his like World War II Marine mind, that showed that he was like a little badass that was thinking outside of the box.

And also when he got hurt, didn't really give a shit. Yeah, right, all right. So anyway, it turned out he was fine. So it was like all these young moms, like my God, there's just so many things to worry about and just have faith. Have faith. Yeah, we're interviewing a lot.

That you're a good mom and hopefully it'll all fall into place, maybe not in the timeline of your neighbor. Yeah. You know? Like the one like- I'm a dad though. Yes. Yeah, I'm a good, you know. Like the one I- I'm a dad though. Yes.

Yeah, I'm a good, you know. What if you're not a dad? You said you just have faith you'd be a good mom. Oh, good parent, good parent. You're right exactly. That you're a good parent and you're there and like there's gotta be phases and there's gonna be ups and downs.

But it's going to- I feel like I'm there more than most dads. And I'm not gonna speak for everybody, but I feel like I'm there more than most dads. And I'm not gonna speak for everybody, but I feel like I want a little more credit than I'm getting in the household, because I'm there a lot. I am there. I'm doing things.

In the household, you're getting it from the outside people, because at least in my day, it was Peter that was having to pick them up from school and stuff, and then everyone just thought he was the greatest thing that ever lived. And then he headed up this golf tournament that made more money than the three-day carnival. Right. Because he like, is a dude and worked out the profit.

And was like, this is a more profitable thing than having everybody try to, you know, Yeah, throwing water for the fish. make 25 cents off of like a little game. And so then, you know, they just thought he was the greatest thing. And I'm like, well, I'm still doing everything too, though. Like, I'm still cooking. Yeah, you gotta give some credit.

And like, it all works out. Listen, come together for the kids. If there's still another, we're gonna get into a few things and how the world is ending in a minute. A real housewives of Salt Lake, we finish the season, we finish the reunion, I have to talk about it. There was this girl, Monica, that I've talked lots about. She turned out she was an internet troll.

Oh, oh, I heard about it. She was a full internet troll. She had a name or something, right? Reality Vontis. Yeah, Reality Vontis. Who went after the girls. Really, she went after Jen Shaw, who she tried to be Jen Shaw's assistant, because she wanted to be on the show, and she tried to be Jen Shaw's assistant because she was

wanted to be on the show and she was like, Jen Shaw's on the show. I want to be on the show. She's in prison now. Yeah. And, but, but this is before she was in prison and she was like Kim Kardashian made it because she was, you know, um, Paris, Paris's organizer assistant basically to do her closet. I'm going to weasel my way in that way. Well, in it, she claims,

I realized what a horrific person she was, and I started to record her. And I also suggested that she get cameras in her home, but when she hooked it up, the cameras came to Monica's phone. So then, Monica sets up this fake account, this troll account anonymous called, but relevanties. And in it, she starts releasing a video of Jen Shaw now convicted criminal of stealing

from old people for 20 years, screaming at her designer and her staff and being a horrific person. So I discover it and I'm like, oh my god. And I start corresponding with person. I'm like, who are you? I thought she was, I thought it was the male designer. She claims a few of them were on it.

She gets on the show, but also during the time, she would also post all this awful stuff about the other cast members. Under the guise of look at the awful thing that Jen Shaw said about Heather Gay, but then she would show it like 15 times that she called Heather Gay Shrack or something awful. So, you know, a lot of them didn't really like this account.

Then the account goes dark as far as she doesn't post anymore cause she gets cast. She acts like she's friends with everybody and all this other stuff. And then the final scene is when Heather Gay realizes what she has done. And, you know, it's pretty dramatic moment in reality TV. And it's, it's pretty, so then they have the reunion. And instead of her being like, you guys, I wanted to be on the show, I did this shady fucking thing, but I did really like you guys and I feel really bad about it.

She just doubled down. Monica's just doubling down and she's like, so what? Like, you know, so what? You're awful too. And like, the production knew that I had a troll account and Andy's like, no they did not. We would have never hired you if we did. So then she kind of realized,

maybe that wasn't the lie to tell. So yesterday they announced, no, she's not coming back. Which I think is the right thing because they all are like, we hate her, we're never gonna film with her. She's the worst, like how can we trust her when she was, and she put out lies and all these stuff about all these other people.

Then Heather gay finally admits that it was Jenshaw, the convicted criminal who gave her this black eye last season. They all got drunk and hung out. One morning she woke up with a black eye and she and Jen Shaw acted like they didn't know how she got the black eye. And people were like, did Jen Shaw get mad at you

and punch you? And she was like, no, no, no, no. I don't know. What happened? Then she goes on a book tour and she kind of jokes about what could have happened, but she never says it. And then yesterday they finally go, so Jen Shaw did get a black guy. She goes, yes.

And they show like this footage where you can't hear them, but it sounds like it could be them working out this game that Jen Shaw gave the black guy. And that was it. And I'm like, but you never explained why she gave you the black guy. Did they fight or something? Like, did they get fight? Like, I was like, I needed to hear something like,

we got really wasted and I said something and she jokingly hit me. I didn't think it was a big deal and I woke up in the next day and I had a black guy. But I didn't want to say that she did it because I didn't want people to think that she was more violent than she was. Like I still feel like we don't have the answer.

And I think she's being careful because Jens Jen Shaw is a badass who's in prison. And I do think that is scary because they could meet somebody in print. They could send her after her. Yeah, they could send somebody after her or she could be sued or whatever. Yeah. So there's a whole thing. I think it is amazing because they, you know, the, and then, oh, and then Heather Gay says to Andy, which I thought was interesting. She goes, Andy, you know that every housewife in every franchise says the only bad thing about this job is the horrible social media trolls and fans that go after you and are anonymous and all this stuff.

And then now we have one in our cast. Like we cannot, it's like having a terrorist like hanging out at your home. Like it's just, so I agreed with all of that. And I thought she did a good job. And then I also thought that Lisa Barlow was like, Andy, I feel like you don't even care what we've been through. And so she's not coming back. She'll probably go on some other housewives,

not housewives, some other reality show, like villains or traitors or something. Yeah. And that's it. So I had to feel that I know you don't care, but I had to. I know. I have to feel it out.

It's not my. But I know. But I just want to say it was kind of juicy because it was about to still be needed. You might as well be speaking Chinese at last eight minutes. I know, but it's okay because otherwise, what am I going to do?

No, no, no, you're right. So she got the boot and here's the get black guy. Okay. I know you might be thinking This is the year. I really want to get healthy. Well, let me talk to you about noom I really feel their approach is so great Especially for long-term because their approach is about psychology and biology. So the new med uses psychology That's why they say losing weight starts in your brain. They help you figure out why do I have these cravings? Why do I choose to eat at this time? Also, they're nourishing instead of restrictive.

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The big the thing that the only thing you really have to know is that the director of Barbie was not nominated. Right, I'm going to go with you. And Margot Robbie, the star of Barbie, was not nominated. However, America Fiera was nominated for Best Supporting. And then also Ryan Gosling was nominated for. The man.

Was he supporting? Yeah. Supporting. And so basically the Oscars is like what could be Barbie too? Like it's basically the storyline of like we put this all together, we made the most money and we still didn't get the two women didn't get nominated and the guy did. Right. Which. It's all. Okay, Here's my opinion. Please give your opinion First of all the Oscars at this point. Let's face it. It's it's it doesn't have the pomp and circumstance So whatever it once did it feels like it's lost a step over the past few years for whatever reason. I'm not exactly sure yeah, and

So for that reason we need to get as many eyes on it as possible. That's all the Oscars is for, it's for ratings. So when they have voting, whatever the Academy votes, and they get these votes and they count them all up, and there's not just change it. It's not, this is not the presidency, you know, just like, credit girl, we didn't get enough nomination. It wasn't the Oscars, they used to be like, and now we have the accountants.

They bring out the accountants. The accountants, they bring out like their old fashioned suitcases. Two guys come out, they got a chain to their arm or something, Pricewaterhouse accountants. And it was like, nobody cares about the votes.

People want to see, Margaravi and Address on ABC. That's what we want. So if she doesn't have enough votes, when you look at it, you're dumb. Well, she still could win an Oscar for best picture because she is a producer. Okay, all that is a shot.

But still, not as fun as best actress, yeah. Not as fun. You just change it. Cause there's been a few, every year there's this big snub like this. This seems to be a real big one, but there's always one. And it's just like,

well that's the person we want to see. And you're all looking for ratings on this. So just change it to Margot Robbie at the moment. I don't know. How many people actually vote? Are we talking thousands? I'm not exactly sure how they can. But I mean, I really do think that if these people voted,

really watched all the movies, which I certainly did not, and they had to pick, is it 10 for each category now? Or is it just 10 best pictures? So it's like six. Could be up to 10. Okay, but it's like six for the normal categories. Five. So that's not a lot.

So if you saw everything and then you really thought about like whose performance really moved you, and most likely probably still 80% of the voting people, maybe not 80, but a good majority might be older and might be men, or even older women might not feel like this Barbie movie was the greatest thing they ever saw. And so they're like, no, I'm gonna vote for the old swimmer. What's her name?

Yeah, who's Naya. Yeah, Annette Benning. Annette Benning got nominated for being this, she's a lesbian swimmer, right? Yes. And so she swam and swam and swam and swam and like good for her. I'm sure she was amazing.

Look, listen. It is. I can't bring myself to watch these movies. I'm like. Which ones? I haven't watched any of them. I literally. What did you watch these movies. I'm like, which ones? I haven't watched any of them. I literally, of course I watched May December, which was snubbed because that was

about the Mary Kay Latterno story, which is there's only a few stories in life that I'm obsessed with. That, Mary Kay Latterno, Menendez Brothers, Scott Peterson, which is getting a reboot. And, getting a reboot and Getting a reboot in real real life. They have the LA and this is projects and Betty Braderick Those are the only stories that I will revisit

Over and over and over again not Oppenheimer. Yeah, all right I will watch the What about Maestro the one about not- I don't want to watch it. That seems like- I can't bring myself to see it. I don't want to see the flowers in the wind. Flowers. And I know people are gonna ride in and be like, Heather, and you'll love it.

Maybe I will. Maybe I'll watch it. Maybe I will bring myself to watch it. Maybe I'll really like put in my schedule. Every time I get in my bed or whatever, and I have time to watch something, and I whip out the, and I start to look at the overwhelming things,

I go back to what I've been watching all week. I think everybody does. I think you do. Yeah, your phone. My phone? I know, like everybody. And then when I can finally put down my phone, my new obsession, which I talked about last week,

is the return of 2010 millionaire matchmaker, LA. Oh, it is. Like, oh, the old ones? Or they've been- It's so comforting. Patty Sanger looks like a completely different human. Yeah. And she has these two punkers that are working for her trying to find millionaires.

It's like the most produced fake thing. Everyone has a sky top on. No one has eyelashes. Everyone has thin lips. Wait a minute, so this is the old, the actual old ones, it's not a review of it. Yes, Netflix bought it and I cannot stop. I just, I can't, I like, there's something about that time of my life. It was like, we were at Chelsea lately and my kids were little and I don't know. It's just like, so bad, it's good. I can't. So I mean, if I can turn that off and watch these Oscar nominees, I would think kills of the flower moon might be better than that,

but I don't know. I'm sure it is, but if there's something about like finding it and putting on, and then also I think when I would back in the day, when we would get the screeners and we would have DVD players and stuff, it kind of felt special. Like, ooh, everybody else has to go to the movie theater. It had an FBI warning on the front,

like you were actually breaking the law. Right, and it was kind of like a flex. Where I was like, oh, saw that one, saw that one. You know, yeah, because we didn't have to go to a movie theater. We could actually just watch it in our house. We got the DVD sent to us. And could actually just watch it in our house. We got the DVD sent to us. And now everyone can watch it in their house.

They can watch every single thing. And there's no coup about it. There's no flex. Did you see Air, the Nike movie? No. I think you'd like that. I think you'd like it. Check it out.

Okay. Ben Affleck. Matt Damon. I feel terrible, but I'm just being honest. I'm very authentic on this juicy scoop show. And I just didn't watch anything. I feel terrible, but I'm just being honest. I'm very authentic on the Juice Scoop show, and I just didn't watch anything. I'm going to give you two movies to watch, and I think you're going to like both of them. Okay.

Air? I'll give you three. I'm going to give you Air. I'm going to give you a movie called Dumb Money about the, because they're interesting for several reasons. Okay, I heard about that one. Remember the whole thing about people buying the stock for a GameStop? It's about that.

Okay. Interesting story and a one About the guy who invented hot Cheetos and this is real. It's very good It's not a movie or dog movie directed by evil and Gloria All right. Yeah, and it's the guy who came up with the hot Cheetos and it's just it's an interesting story Okay, three guys who like came up with a weird idea Nike Nike, dumb money, and Hot Cheetos, and they're all very good movies. So there you go, that's my case. I did watch Salt Burn.

That's not an Oscar nominee in my opinion, no it's not. No, and it didn't get a nominated for anything. Because, yeah, nobody wants to see somebody fucking the dirt or whatever, like what? Somebody told me about it, I'm like, why do I need to watch that? And like he was licking come out of his drain or something. I was like like what? Somebody told me about it, I'm like, why do I need to watch that? And like he was licking come out of his drain or something. I'm like, what?

This is what I've heard. It is not, you do not need to watch. Okay, good. Because the rest of it isn't that juicy. Like I kept going, oh my God, this is gonna be like one of those juicy rainy day movies. Like I'm so excited to see it. It's gonna be like a talent in Mr. Ripley.

And there wasn't enough of that juicy nymphs. rainy day movies, like I'm so excited to see it, it's gonna be like a talent in Mr. Ripley, like, and there wasn't enough of that juicy niffs. And then those three scenes that are so shocking, that are so like really gaggable, kind of just makes you not even appreciate the rest of it, where there were some funny lines and there were some cool moments. But there just wasn't enough, you're like, what is this? And you're like, wait, is he gay? Is he straight? Are they rich? Are they satanic? Like what the, what is, it was just like, I don't know, it wasn't good.

I like the song, murder on the dance floor. Was that from Salt Bar? Yeah, it's in it. Oh, I've heard that. It's in that, that's right. Okay, moving. And Jimmy Kimmel's the host.

Jimmy Kimmel will be the host again. He gets the job done. Who cares? Yeah, he's perfect for it. After this, I mean, are we gonna risk a person? Now, we talked a little bit before the show started. We haven't talked about it. Our friend, Joe Coy.

Yes, yeah. It seems like old news now, but it was a few weeks ago, yeah. It is old news, but I think in light of the Barbie thing, that was a joke that everyone got really mad about it. It's like there's whatever, based based on a 700 page book and then based on a doll with plastic boobies. Yeah. And which also boobies is the word that Chelsea always used to. I feel like he picked it up in the last three years. I was like ha ha boobies. And it was just such a dumb joke. And then for this to happen where again it's like,

these men just think this is a dumb movie about Barbie stuff and guys just are like, if they don't like it, they don't wanna go see it. Whether you liked Barbie or not, it doesn't, Barbie brought in a trillion dollars. And this whole town is built on the fact that these movies need to make money. So the fact that this movie brought people back into the theater, which is next to impossible

these days. Yes. For that reason alone, they should have been nominated for everything because it's all everybody sitting in the seats at that night watching the Oscars is dependent upon these movies making money. I really think the way the movie thing has to work in the Barbies is like I talked about this before but this past week It was the week and I went to go see why chicks that this thing for can film Okay, and much like the fancy movie theaters where you can eat during it

They serve you during it. It was like a pop-up like at a little like restaurant You can the screen was great sound was great food was really yummy creative menu that that had to deal with what we were watching on screen. And I brought Brandon and my sister and her kids and my friend Kathleen. And it made it an event. And I think that's what happened with Barbie. It's like you need to make it some kind of event. Like so either it's a food thing or it's a show

that's like let's all dress up like Barbie Let's all then you know, let's what makes it's like when I do a live show, you know It's like what's so great is that the juicy scoopers get on a group text and go, okay guys should we get six tickets? Let's all go together right it's like about Like getting a group together somehow I. And not every movie is like that. And also, the other, the one that did get the most nominations is Oppenheimer, I think I got 12 nominations. And the only reason Oppenheimer was the success that it was

is because of Barbie. For whatever reason, it was all tag, Barbie, Hymer, whatever it was. That's why. And Selling Sunset helped it. Selling Sunset. Yeah, the Oppenheimer, Tidy Twins. Oh, is that their name? Oh yeah, they have, that's why- And selling Sunset helped it. Selling Sunset. Yeah, the Oppenheimer, Tidy Twins. Oh, is that their name?

Oh yeah, they have, that's their, is that their- No, it's Oppenheim Group. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Close enough. Yeah, those guys helped too. I think they helped too, I think they helped. I think they should be invited to the Oscars. They really, you know what, like, oh my God,

if I was doing it, maybe not the Oscars, but maybe if I was in charge of the Golden Globes or whatever, I would have invited those little twins. Why? Just for fun. No. Just for fun. Just for fun.

Yeah. Anyway, so that's my opinion on it. I mean, at this point, I think you almost have to correct it and say, all right, they're nominated. And then just give her the award for best director. Nor all this talk will make people watch it. It's already made a trillion dollars. Like everybody's seen it.

It's funny, you can always tell the secret. It's almost better that she wasn't nominated the director, Greta, because then it's like, okay, mother fuckers, wait till you see my next one. Like for herself, but also for the world, it's almost better that she is not gonna win for this. Because it's gonna make her next project that hopefully she's gonna be that she wasn't, that she is not gonna win for this. Yeah. Because, you know, it's gonna make her next project that hopefully like she's gonna be that much more into it.

I often wonder if they care about it, cause Leonardo DiCaprio is also snub for Kills of the Flower Moon. And I wonder if he cares, like he's gonna be, he's Leonardo DiCaprio, like I wonder if like his agent calls him and goes, bad news. And he's like, I'm sorry, I don't have cell service on my yacht, what? There's models everywhere, I'm sorry, I don't have cell service on my yacht, what?

There's models everywhere, they're blocking, I can't hear. He's like, I don't, oh, so I don't have to go to the Oscars? I'm fine. I always love it, because it's like, well, I was sleeping, I actually forgot that the Dominators were coming.

And my agent or my PR person called me at 5 a.m. I thought someone died. I know, too. I was like, hello? And it's such bullshit too, because there's like nine award shows leading up to it. You know damn well. And you're like, oh, what?

You did it? You were nominated. And then my team was at my doorstep with coffee and donuts, or when they announce it, and it's like the people in the press are like, whoa, you just hear that like. Yeah. Do you watch the award shows?

Are you still like a fan? I skimmed through them this year. I could skim through it because like obviously I was interested in Joe Coy and Chelsea. So like I kind of got through it and I looked for the highlights and yeah. But once I have one on, I like I don't really turn away. Like if I if I commit to turning it on, I don't really turn away. Like if I commit to turning it on, I do kinda watch it. I do the fashions and all that kinda stuff.

I like the Holdovers too. Paul Giamatti, that's a really good movie. You should watch that one. I'm trying to give you movies that are under two hours at the EcoWatch. No, I thought the Holdovers might be a good thing for me to watch with Brandon, because the Eco's from an all-boy school.

So I thought like, you might get something out of it. Yeah, I made him watch Salt all-boy school. So I thought like, you might like it. You might get something out of it. Yeah, I made him watch Salt Burn. Oh no. Well. Child abuse. Why'd you do that? Cause I was like, this is gonna be a juicy movie.

Everyone's talking about it. I didn't know what the scenes were. So the first scene was sucking up the come from the bathtub. Yeah. Okay. And so that's pretty gross for him. And then the next was, you know, going down on someone that's that time for him. And then the next was going down on someone that's that time of the month, okay?

And then the third was the grave. Fucking grave. Yeah, and then there was another thing that then he finally just walked out. And there was only like seven minutes left. And so then I was like, Brandon, it all like concluded, do you want me to like tell you what happened?

You wanna come back and watch the end? And he's like, no, Brandon, it all like concluded. Do you want me to like tell you what happened? You know, you want to come back and watch the end? And he's like, no. And then he guessed the ending. Yeah. So I was like, oh, I guess it wasn't that juicy if you figured, had figured it out before. And like, you know, but he'll forgive me, whatever. Okay, we're good.

But maybe I'll watch that. Okay. So, um, Crystal Hefter, it's all coming out. The book came out. Mm hmm. She's looking to change her name. She says the first time that she had sex with Hugh Heffner. It's the classic story now we've heard from everybody.

No one's hiding the secret of what it's like. You have to go in a room, he lays there, he gets hard somehow, he turns on the porn. And then you and the other girls have to hop on with no condom. Several girls. Several girls, you have to hop on with no condom and baby oil. And then a lot of people, for the lube, and then she said, that's not a good idea, and it gave a lot of girls infections. So that wasn't really fun. And then she was like, get me out of here. Then she goes and runs to

Dr. Phil's son, Jordan, and they date for a while, but then she was like, get me out of here. Then she goes and runs to Dr. Phil's son, Jordan. And they date for a while. But then she's like, no, this isn't working for me either. So she goes back and now she's like, well, he's pretty misogynistic. She's like, he was, you know, wasn't that nice. Hugh Hefner? Yeah, you surprised. And then, wait, wait, there were some other like kind of interesting things about it. Wait, let me find she, but, you know, you know, so then she's like, well, then I stayed with, you know, I stayed with him and I just, I don't know what she was expecting it to be. I think when you marry someone that old, you're expecting that they won't, wouldn't live as long as they did. Yeah.

You know, and then this sex would stop. And I guess it really didn't for a long time. She said, I was never in love with him, but I loved this old man in the ways that you're supposed to love your elders. She said, I ran straight to Jordan and hid from it all, moving in with Jordan. However, it felt overwhelming and intense. Their dynamics started to sour pretty quickly,

since she went back. Then she said, I not only had Lyme disease, but I also had breast plant, her breast plants were causing her illness. So then that wasn't fun. And she was, and then she also suggested that she might've been exposed to toxic and mold exposure, which totally makes sense.

In the house. Because yeah, that old brown waterbed or whatever it was, I mean, there was definitely toxic mold in that house. A lot of oak and, you know, mahogany. Yeah, and like, it seems like nobody ever like got a vacuum going in there. And that one old, remember that old lady who was like his assistant just sitting

in a closet all the time, they'd pop in on her. Mary. She was like, oh, I'm sorry, after it's gonna be late for lunch. There were unspoken rules. The number one rule of living in the mansion was you always had to adore Hugh. The second was a plastic surgery rule,

which she claimed made the women in the house competitive. So who was gonna get the best implants? She got a nose job in liposuction. And then he was diagnosed with an aggressive E. coli infection. But she did hold his hand until the end. But anyway, she said, overall, Crystal felt that Heth had never taken a moment in his entire life

to figure out how to please someone else. So that was real shocking. Guess what? Doesn't go down on anybody. So I don't know, did you expect the 91 year old to just like really know how to satisfy a woman? She's like what? She's like the second.

This isn't salt burn, lady. Yeah, this is like, she's like, oh wow, I really would have thought, you know, being that he was such this like man of playboy that he, no, he doesn't care about satisfying other women. I mean, I was like, please. Get the baby oil, sweetheart, and no funny business. I'm just going in for a few minutes,

and then I'm coming out. I think Casa Blanca's on tonight. So... That was my favorite joke he used to do, and like, just what a 22-year-old girl wants to sit on an old dusty couch and watch Huffry Bogart movies. Now, when did she rent to Dr. Phil Sange?

Like, get me out. Like, I mean, in a way, I know I've heard this story a million times. watch Hervé Bogart movies. I wonder if she ran to Dr. Phil's son, she's like, get me, ah. Like, I mean, in a way, I know I've heard this story a million times. Every Playboy Playmate tells their story about it, whatever. Right. And it's just like, well, of course it's all very interesting

and you can sympathize, but there's also a side of you that's like, but you kind of knew what this was gonna be, like what you think it was gonna be. It's the Playboy mansion and all that, you know, weird. Once she got married, I mean, she's probably like, how many years do I even have to wait for this to end, you know, soon? Yeah.

He's really quite old. But, you know, what they say, a woman who marries for money works harder is the hardest job that any woman could ever have. Yeah. Because it is not going to, it's a transactional marriage. It's never going to be on the equal level. You're going to have to agree to everything. You know, even if he's rich, trust me, you're not going to probably have a good out when you're ready to leave. Yeah. And then also it's the power thing. So like if she had tried to leave before to try to be an actress or anything He still had a lot of power and connections

So he probably would have killed any opportunity she really had right so she's probably just like you know what I'm just gonna power through and Then it's been a few quite a few years then she wrote the book and now she's setting out to change her name was the last thing I saw oh, yeah after good Now she's setting out to change her name was the last thing I saw. Oh, okay. Get rid of Hefner. Good. But Kendra Wilkinson said that she was got high at a sublime concert the day that Hugh Hefner died and she doesn't feel badly.

Good for her. Yeah. Not the way to turn it around. Yeah. Good. Tristan Thompson has been suspended for 25 games for violating NBA's anti-drug program. Yeah, I saw that. I mean, this guy, he just can't stay out of trouble, huh? for 25 games for violating NBA's anti-drug program. Yeah, I saw that. I mean, this guy, he just can't stay out of trouble, huh?

They said, according to the NBA, the Cleveland Cavaliers forward tested positive for banned substances and it's called IBU Tamorin. And anyway, they are, you know, I guess they're like steroids. They're enhancing. So, you know, all the stuff writes itself, you know, I guess they're like steroids. They're I think so. Brought, enhancing. So, you know, all the stuff writes itself, you know, like he cheated on Chloe, he's cheated with Jordan Woods and with other women and had another baby with and her whole family seems to stick by him and think he's the greatest dad ever. And now this thing is pretty bad. So when you are suspended, since you're a dude.

Yeah. So you missed 25 games, isn't the season over by an end? In the case of the NBA, no, I think there's 80-something games. So there's a lot. So then you're suspended for 25 games to make sure that the drugs are out of your body, and then they retest you. And then if they want you back, then they let you back in.

Yes, exactly. And I think he tests again. He's out for a whole season, like next season. If it's the same rules as major league baseball. So, and then won't it be interesting if once the 25 games are up and they test him and there's nothing in his system,

what if he just totally sucks? Well, he probably could, yeah. Like without him. A lot of times that's happened. Like they get off the, and they just don't have the same career they once had, because it gets to stuff works, you know? See these guys hitting, you know, 100 home runs, and then they get off it and they hit 20 home runs.

And then they're like, oh, but yeah, you're cheating. You know, that's the way people feel about Osempic. You're cheating. Right, yeah. Cheating what? I know. Cheating wanting to get into a size four gene? Like what is it your issue?

Like what do you care? That's the kind of way I felt about like the steroid era of sports, you know? Cause they, if they're gonna charge, you go to a baseball game now it's $400 for a good ticket. Right. Used to be 10. So you want to see them all in steroids.

Exactly, cause I want to see 20 home run. If I want to see ground balls to the picture, I'll go watch my daughter play softball. No, maybe you're right, maybe you're right. There you go, fuck it, everyone. But then there's still gonna be the people that then don't have the opportunity to get the drugs or don't wanna take the drugs.

So you gotta take the drugs off the table. When did the drugs first become known? Jose Canseco, I think was the first one to really put it on the map. I probably remember him, he was this crazy jacked up. Yeah. It was just, I mean, to look at that ear, like you watch old...

Is Jose Canseco the one that hates A-Rod? Yes, because... And like controls him on the internet? I think so. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Because he's the first person who said, broke down the steroid thing in baseball.

And all the other baseball players were like, I mean, there were guys who looked right at the camera, because they had to go to some congressional hearing about it. And they would look right in the camera. I think it was Rafael Palmero was one of them. He looked right in the camera and he was like, I did not do steroids. And of course he was-

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It looked like, you know, it looks like a small house. It looked, well, like, right. That redid their kitchen in, like, 1995. And she's wearing a black, you know, zip-up Dominatrix hoodie boots and the tiniest one piece. And then another one, he put her in a black Dominatrix jacket with these weird shoes. And Chris Frangiola, I noticed you had a funny

little comment under here. Chris bringing the comedy in the comments. He writes, do you live in a one bedroom in Yucca? Well, if you guys knew Yucca here in Hollywood, it's a street and there's the apartments on that street. This makes so much sense. Like I'm ready for, like we're ready to see those blinds. Yeah. And there's only like three missing

that covered the aluminum sliders. Yeah. This looks exact, that brown carpet, that kitchen that you saw in the earlier picture. Pre-walls with white trim. It's all so apart, one bedroom apartment on Yucca. It really is. And that's why I was,

that was the most shocking thing about the pictures. I find this girl to be very attractive. Very attractive. She's a very good looking person. Everyone's like, why is someone not, you know, rescuing her? I have said it and I think I'm on the right side of history in my prediction.

I think she's completely in on it. I don't think they even fuck. Right, like the other girls. Yeah, like Julia Fox said they never boned. And I think she's like fine. I think yeah, but like Julia Fox said they never boned and I think she's like fine I think she's getting paid under the table to go along with it right she came from some mafia family allegedly from Australia, okay, and I think she's just like I don't care like I'm gonna be more famous than anybody and Whatever if I want to leave in a month. I'm gonna walk away with probably a couple million dollars.

I always wonder when. So then here did a photo shoot and you invited the paparazzi. And so she has some weird fur rug on her head and something. And then he is covered playing the piano while she does it, this video, with his head. And then here they are wearing raincoats and they're both naked underneath

or she's just naked underneath a pair of boots. And then this is the best one. She wore these pants, these little shorts that had like a little circle. And this guy, yeah, Gillette Slays, I follow him on TikTok. He said, it's for, you wear these to do a strap on. Oh.

And remember when Amber Rose had that great Twitter thread where she said, he likes me to do butt play with him and everything. Oh, oh. So I don't know if he wants people to know. I feel like everything is deliberate. So I don't think that she just threw these on before going out and she used them the night before to like service Kanye

Right, I think everything is deliberate and he doesn't care. I Don't have those in my but like look at his like awful outfit for just going out He wears like a like a sweat like a crop top sweatshirt. He looks heavy He needs a ozumpik, honestly. I mean, I just don't understand when you'd start dating somebody. I don't know how they met. Did they ever say how they met?

She worked for him or something. Oh, she was like, I hired him. And then he chose her, cause she looks like Kim. And the other thing is, is this his art of mocking Kim. He found a girl that looks like Kim, like it's you know whatever, what do you call it when people do like where they're like live art like doing something. Performance art. Yes, I think this is his version of performance art. Right. And it's to mock Kim and her sexuality and you know and

how sexy she was. He found a girl that's like a younger more natural pretty very pretty version very similar to Kim's face the greatest the greatest 15 minutes of my life was years ago my brother my older brother was dating a performance artist in New York City and You know, that's what she called herself. I guess, you know. And my mother trying to explain to my father what a performance artist was. My father just couldn't understand it. No, no, she's an artist?

She does paintings? No, no, Jean, she's a performance artist. She does performance, like what type of performance? And then my mother's explaining, she, I don't know, he's a dog, she does performance. Like what type of performance? And then my mother's explaining, she, I don't know, he's a dog food or something. But she's an emotion artist. Oh. That is something you can't explain to an old white guy.

Like so many movies have scenes of people going to an art opening or art exhibit or walking up and looking at something and then a guy hits on you. And I'd watch so many movies and then I'm like, I'm gonna go to a museum by myself today and obviously I'm gonna be, you know, love it and I'm gonna have someone hit on me and experience. After like a little bit, I was like, all right.

Yeah, I got it. Like how, like, I don't know. I know. It is, it can be, I mean, it's I don't know I know it is it can be I mean it's good thing to do like for yourself over the kids But I feel like it's in so many movies and it's not in real life I how often are normal people going to late like art open unless you're in that world I know but I feel like yeah, there's a couple of good. I miss the days of speaking of that type of behavior there like the

80s or early 90s movies where the rich people were just aghast at a poor person would even enter the same room. And they would visibly and audibly just go, oh. And also the sound tractors always like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Like opera music. They're like, oh.

Like Tom Cruise comes into that in cocktail, I believe. He gets into a fight at an art exhibit. I will say. He was a bartender. What the hell are you doing here? Not to toot my own horn, but the White Chicks jokes, totally funny, completely held up. Yeah, oh really? Completely, really funny and totally held up.

I mean, yes, you're watching a ridiculous fun movie, but there were some really funny jokes that I forgot about that were in there. That's good. But yeah, I agree that that's so true. Okay, so Travis, Kelsey, he did the little heart thing. Yeah. They're definitely together.

The brother took off his shirt and then he helped this little girl say like, I guess little girl was a, a, a Taylor fan. Yeah. But so she was behind their rich person booth. She looks similar to Pregates these two. So then he went down and lifted her up so that she could like wave to Taylor, but Taylor didn't come down. I didn't let the little girl go in. And then of course people criticized that, and was like, I wouldn't let a grown man

pick up my daughter and other people are like, oh god, leave it alone, you weirdo. She's a nice moment, you fucking weirdo. They're like, he's a dad of three kids. Just enjoy something, enjoy something, you fucking maniacs. But you know, he had fun, and you know, this is all for podcast listens, obviously. Their show is killing it.

Oh, they had a, yeah, the Kelsey brothers. But I was going to say, and then she had this guy got arrested in front of her apartment, the stalker. Yeah. Yeah, he'd been loitering around in the front of her apartment and not that I don't want to take anything from her. Right. But do you know how many women have strange people

loitering in front of their apartments these days and the police will never come or care? Yeah. We all have people loitering that are saying weird shit in front of our apartments. We can't. I don't. Well, I don't live in a apartment,

but I mean, they're so, you know, it's like, what are you supposed to do I'm like wow they really went like good for good for them for arresting him and I definitely think he's a threat but like Be nice if other people could get that kind of response right okay. This story is crazy. So this man Also Kansas City chiefs related So because they were watching the game. So three, these four guys were watching, they went over to this one guy's house and they watched the game.

Now there was a fifth man who said, I left. And by that time they were watching like Jeopardy. The game had ended and I left. Something strikes me is that none of these guys are good at Jeopardy. That was from every... This is a funny story, per se. Every...

So anyway, the three guys that were left at the one guy's house, nobody hears from them. And they're like, wait, they went to this guy's house. They text him, they try to message him on Facebook. No one gets ahold of him. They watch the game on Sunday. Not until Tuesday did the owner of the house respond. And finally they came to the house.

People came to the house and they're like, where are they? And they realized that they were all three dead in the fro, and like in the frozen snow and frozen on his back porch. Right. So we, you know, it always takes a while to find out like what is in their system, what happened. He said, now his attorney is saying the owner of the house was sleeping on his couch for two days. Yeah, it wake up till Tuesday

Yeah, if that is the case then they're either gonna find some weird drugs in these people's it sounds exactly like you know I mean I've heard these stories before It sounds like you know, what if that drug that's in all the fentanyl. Yeah fentanyl. It sounds very fentanyl-y You know, what is that drug that's in all the code? Fentanyl. Yeah, Fentanyl. It sounds very fentanyl-y. Like they just tried something for fun. Right.

And then they went outside to like have a cigarette or something and then just all just like dropped dead and the other guy was already passed out and he lived. Yeah. I mean, you know, and then, well, who knows where they got the drugs from? You know, that's always something that they talk about. Will we prosecute drug dealers or, or they're trying in certain cities to prosecute people who just give you

a drug that might have a fentanyl if you die. I could be that and, you know, involved in your death. So I don't know, but obviously this guy, they're going to talk more to the guy who owns the house. And I think that's a pretty good defense is that I was asleep for two days. They ought, I mean, you think that's a good defense? I do think that's a good defense because I think it's going to turn out that we all did a drug. Right. And I passed out and they went outside and I like, I don't, the, what's the alternative that I killed all three of my friends and locked the door and let them freeze while I made pancakes. I feel like there's other ways out of the backyard.

Like if the door was locked, they're like, well, just go to the gate. Like they must have died of something else. They've died of freezing in it. That's what I'm saying. I think they definitely died of a drug overdose something. And they happened to be outside, high or talking or whatever.

And then just it all hit them at the same time. And he probably should have died too, but he woke up two days later. Yeah. I don't know, very weird. Okay, Sophia Vergara now says that she and Joe, her husband, they did get divorced because he wanted kids and she was like, no. I'm, you know, heading into menopause. I think she's 50 or close to it.

Oh, she's 51, he's 47. And she has a son that she had at like 19. And she's like, I'm down to just be a grandma. Maybe in a few years, he'll be a grandma, but like, no, I don't want this. And I thought it was the Chihuahua. I don't think that helped. He had a little Chihuahua that was not into her at all. And then he brought around everywhere. He now has a new girlfriend, is like 33.

Saw that. And I just feel like I think this sometimes can happen, but I think whether you're the man or the woman in the situation, how is this not like decided and agreed upon? That you're going to have kids or you're not? Or you're gonna have kids or you're not or you're gonna try and you're not I think I think he lied and I think he told her like no I'm totally good right and then they started having marital problems and then he was like you know when I gave up everything for you Like I'm never gonna be a dad and then she's like oh fuck you You know go be a dad then you know like you know after what she's been through with the ex-husband who hijacked their eggs, those twin eggs, do you know what that, those twin embryos?

So she had an ex-husband. And they had made embryos together. And they had agreed that, you know, if they didn't stay together or whatever, then the embryos would be destroyed. They break up, he's not a winner. He's nowhere near like her success. She's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. And he is like, no, I would like to have these two embryos

put into a surrogate and raise them. And she's like, no, we decided. I know I don't want it. It went on for years. And he got like all the religious people backing him. Like these are two embryos that deserve to live because they're essentially a life. And in the end, she won to get possession of them again to either donate or destroy it, whatever she wants.

And but it was a good lesson for people to learn not to make embryos with somebody that you're not 100% sure you want to be always said that That is a rule I live by everybody This is what I'm like girls have the babies on your own Yeah, like just get a donor sperm or whatever and then hey if the guy comes along great And then when he's gone he can't decide if your kid gets to play soccer or not you're in charge Anyway, so imagine on the yellow lands on speed, he's got a new girl, he's hosting a game show,

I saw he's the host of Deal or No Deal on an Island. Yes. I feel like that's what you gotta do with reality shows now. Just put it on an island. Just put it on an island. Yeah. So you gotta get, put them in a bathing suit.

Yeah. And get them on an island, so it's Deal or No Deal on an Island, and he's the host. Really? Yeah, it's called and Odeo on an Island, and he's the host. Really? Yeah, it's called Deal and Odeo on an Island. With like the, with the Meghan Markle stuff? I don't think this suitcases,

it does money hidden somewhere in the jungle, and you gotta find it. Meghan Markle and Harry just went to Jamaica. Is that right? To do the red carpet for the One Love, the Bob Marley movie. Bob Marley movie. That one, like I'll go see.

Oh yeah? Yeah, that one. I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years. That one, like I'll go see. Oh yeah? Yeah, that one. I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years. Really? I like the music, why not? Okay. Go see it. Kind of like fun, little fancy movie theater.

Have like a Mai Tai. Nobody fucking the dirt. You're like, all right, we don't need to. Let's just couple songs, get us out of here. Dirt Jamaica, and I just, I'm like, I know that they hopped on someone's private jet for free. Absolutely, what do you think they flew? The spirit? No, but I just, I'm like, I know that they hopped on someone's private jet for free. I just know it. Absolutely. What do you think they flew?

Spirit? No, but I just wonder like who, like who still wants to like have them be the couple. Anybody would take that. Well, I've heard some people have gotten tired of like them mooching on. But anyway. Yeah, okay.

So then she is now facing a lawsuit for the failing members of the role that she's playing. So she's playing this. So then she is now facing a lawsuit for the failing members of the role that she's playing. So she's playing this female drug lord that comes out today, Thursday. On Netflix, right? On Netflix, a limited series and trying to change her look and everything.

I'm very excited. I think it'll be really good. And the relatives are saying, well, when we talked to Netflix about this and we told them stories off the record that we said, oh, we don't want this being portrayed in the series and now it is. So we're suing. I'm like, good fucking luck.

Anyway, she's not worried. She was dancing in Miami with her girlfriends. Child, not childless, she has a child, but no babies in sight doing killer movies and things she wants to do. I mean she's on top of the world Yeah, please have some fun Okay, Amy Robach and TJ Holmes they get their podcast if this is not number one This is getting press every single episode. What is going on? Have you listened to any of it? No. Oh, I have it is

Man, it is so boring. It's so boring. Like, congratulations to you who does an interesting podcast and myself who do. Thank you. It's not easy. It's not easy. And I think people like this learn that.

After four episodes, they're like, we're out of things to talk about. And as you can see, this is what's happening. Well, she's getting bitter. Yeah, of course. According to this, she's getting a little bitter because she's like, they started to bicker and they had to start to have like some awkward moments. These are the things that they've revealed on it. One, that they

were like functioning alcoholics after they were fired. Right. And they would go for a run and start drinking at 10 and he was having 18 drinks a day. The other one is they like to have shower sex. Okay. The other one is that when they get in a fight, he basically does like the silent treatment and just goes away and like ignores her for three days or whatever, which is super annoying. And now she's like, if this doesn't work out between us, like I feel like it's gotta work out between us because we've given up everything.

And actually I miss, I'm kind of pissed at us because we've given up everything. And actually I'm kinda pissed at you because I don't wanna do this fucking podcast with you anymore. Now she realizes it's not that easy, it's not that fun, and she'd much rather walk into a studio with people fluffing her hair and the whole world seeing her

and being done at 10 and not producing her own shit and figuring out what we're gonna say and arguing with this fucker. And so yeah, so it's, yeah, welcome. Welcome to podcasting with your spouse. Not to be this guy, but don't we all kind of want to see this one break up in a way? Well, I mean, there's, I'm the first.

Because they're a little much. But I'm the first to admit that, you know, when I see that someone undeservingly gets a podcast and has articles written about them every day, when I think I've maybe been in the press, maybe 10 times over a thousand episodes, like, and, cause I don't have a PR person, like, you know, funneling it through

or calling Harvey Lund. So I'm kind of like, yeah, well, I won't be sad if this fails. Like please, there's people that do this for a real job that, and we didn't have this, I'll just do a podcast after I got fired for like being married and screwing some guy that also was married. So who knows? This couple was on a flight.

And they demanded that their child, they had two first class tickets in one economy. The economy was in the child's name. And then they were like, well, we need another first class for the child because the child can't sit by themselves. And of course, anybody would be like, one of you can sit with a child up front

and the other parent has gotta go back there. Like someone's gotta sacrifice. But I think they thought that that would be their little trickery. Like who's gonna put a little toddler by themselves. And they're like, well, one of, and the whole flight, everyone had to get off. And do you imagine?

Oh, I mean, I feel like there's a lot of new stories going on there. I have a lot of play, this other one, Everyone had to get off and do you imagine? I mean, I feel like there's a lot of new stories going on there. I had a lot of play. This other one, they said, this guy looked out the window and saw that this flight was missing all these bolts on the wings. Yeah. So then they called and they said, okay, we'll fix it, but like we probably would have been fine.

So thanks for being such a narc and ruining our flight. I'm going to say this about the door that flew off the Alaska Airlines. Yes, please do. Let's, okay, okay, that was crazy. And it was nobody got hurt. One kid lost a t-shirt. That's what I've heard. And other than that, it was, but let's give some, some, some credit to the mechanics or whoever keeps these planes running, because it's shocking that that incident is the only one that has happened in forever.

And there are planes, millions of flights every day, millions of planes, and nothing really happens ever. And that's what we should be focusing on, not the one door that came off, but what we should be focusing on. The Posse Boss. Not the one door that came off, but all the doors that stay on. How's that? Thank you very much everyone.

That's, can Delta Airlines? Wasn't it that those two seats where the door blew off, they were never sold? Or that no one ever sat in it? Nobody sat in it, yeah. There was one kid like, close. But don't you think that is like, we're either divine intervention or human intervention?

Like how is that? I don't know. I mean, I don't think they, yeah, who knows. But it's just, I thought I watched the video of it and I thought everybody was being really, it's a little too calm. Like there was one guy just sitting there, his hair was like blowing and the the window, the door was off.

So the door just fell off like mid-flight. I guess it wasn't supposed to be a door to begin with. They put these doors on that type of plane. Oh. And it wasn't actually a door. It wasn't a functional door from what I'd heard. But it's, yeah. Because I'm always, if I can't afford the first class, I do the exit row. Right. Which always stresses me out because I'm always if I can't afford the first class

I do the exit row right which always stresses me out because I'm like there's no way I'm gonna You gotta help I'm gonna know how to do this and yeah in the door like I'm we're definitely gonna burn You're right it's up to me like and then if I if I do get out there I'm not gonna be like the last one to go with the captain. I'm going to go down the slide first Yeah, yeah, I'm just and then just act like I didn't realize it. I would imagine you're the type to crawl over children to get out. I got shit to do. I got a 930 show.

Oh my God. I don't know. So this guy, Nick Cannon, was saying that he said to the New York, there's this rapper who got five wood pregnant at the same time. Nick Cannon was saying that he said to the New York's, there's this rapper who got five wood pregnant at the same time. And now Nick Cannon's like, oh, rest up and go to therapy.

And these girls are all excited on TikTok that they're all gonna have their babies together. And I mean, what are these girls thinking? I guess they just don't care. Some people just want to think. I just think they just think I can make money on TikTok and I don't need to really worry about it. I was just in Las Vegas for a week.

I was in seven days. I was in Las Vegas performing and there's a lot of kids in the casinos. But like little kids like two, one, two, at midnight. 11 PM. But they can't be in the place where you're playing, right? They can't touch, no, I don't think they can go on like the carpets, they have to stay on

one of the path that leads to wherever, I don't know. That makes me so uncomfortable that you could like be distracted. Yeah. And then like some creep takes your kid. I mean, I don't know if there's any of that going on, but it was there's a lot of a lot of kids in the casino at midnight. I remember when it first became that they were like, like, it was

like 25 years ago where all of a sudden they're like, because there was like the Vegas time, like the casino time, okay, that everybody like was glamorous and it was like this fabulous face to go. Then it like blue like in the nineties, then it was like, this is becoming too kid friendly. Yeah, remember they went, they like, that was the angle, they went kid friendly. Yeah, and now it's just like, I don't know,

there's just so many choice, did you go by the fountain blue? No, cause it's apparently dead. Like there's nobody there. They've just fired their third CEO in like a month. Oh really? You can't even go to like the fancy restaurants or anything? No, I mean there's nothing going on there. I went over in that area and it was, yeah.

So anyway, it's this interesting story. What's happening to the fountain blue? So and then this guy is a biological father of 97 kids. He's now pushing for a sperm to be, I guess, not overly used. You can buy the sperm, you can buy the whole lot, which is what I would suggest any girl to do. What do you mean the whole lot? Like, if you go to a sperm bank and you pick this.

I choose to just lick it out of a drain. That's how I get my sperm. No, like if you go to a sperm donor and you pick out this guy and he's cute, and everybody wants the guy that's like a certain height, you want him to be like a medic, you want him to be good at everything. So you want like the medical student who also plays guitar,

but also was like on like the tennis team or the baseball team or something. And then you only can like look at their baby pictures and then you're like, yeah, I want that. But for an extra amount, which some people can't afford, you can say, I'm going to buy all of his, so he can't have other people can't buy it. And then they can't. So that, I think that's going to be more what's going to happen now because now he's like meeting with all these kids and you know. So this guy, I mean that was like his business,

he just went in. Yeah, he was probably, he was an engineer and you know, and so he was smart and it was easy, easy money. And I guess, you know, and just like a premium egg, he probably was a premium sperm donor and made a lot of money whacking off, but then there's all these, you know, kids running around. Now, Chris, get ready for the end of the world.

Oh no, here we go. Ancient zombie viruses are trapped in the Arctic ice. Yeah. And they could unleash a deadly new pandemic. It's a tangible threat. Yeah. I don't really understand the science thing, but I guess it's like as the snow melts,

there could be something down in the earth that could like come up and be like really fucking gross and take us down. Right. Yeah, I mean, this isn't just like the plot of, like the creature from the black lagoon or things like that. Yes, I like, like there's this. And then the next thing I saw was spring of 2024

maybe buzzing with an explosion of more than one trillion. How do you say this? Cicadas. Cicadas. Yeah. The first time they're gonna hit in 221 years. Yeah. And I'm like, all right. But what happened?

Remember when there was all those birds that showed up or all those dead birds? Just fell out of those guns. Yeah, they just fell out of those. There's all that weird shit. There's aliens. And then I'm still like, wait, you know what we haven't heard about this week?

The list, the Epstein list. Where are they? Where are they? We still don't know? No, I think it came out. It just wasn't that exciting. It was like people we all heard before. Oh, is that it? Yeah. You know, I mean, as far as I know, still don't know? No, I think it came out. It just wasn't that exciting. It was like people we all heard before. Oh, is that it?

Yeah. You know, I mean, as far as I know, I don't know. You know, what I had read was there's Bill Clinton and you know, Prince Andrew and David Copperfield. And we're like, yeah, obviously. Yeah, well, that was, yeah, we heard that. I know, I feel like it was like such not like a juicy scoop. I think that's what happened.

It wasn't as juicy as everyone who was hoping it was going to be. Well, there's just no, but there's still, I think that's, yeah, like where is the evidence? Or if they really did collect all that stuff and they have all these videos and stuff, it takes someone to be like, yeah, okay, let's share it. And whoever that person is,

is getting paid to say, oh, we misplaced it. It's in the storage units on the palm, whatever. For some reason to me, the Jeffrey Epstein story just doesn't do it for me because I'm like, what, old man of perverts? Like, yeah, that doesn't surprise me at all. Like none of this, like especially the people that are talking about, I'm like, yeah, well,

we all knew that about like a Bill Clinton type. Yeah, I can see that. Like if I saw something like, even at David Copperfield,field one I we all kind of knew he was a little pervy I remember I did like a follow-up on it and it was like my worst episode and I thought everybody would want to know about this and I'm like I guess just like anything they just get over it yeah Kim Kardashian is down the face of Balenciaga and everybody's like so what yeah yeah right right right and it's like yeah everyone gets over everything.

That's why you like- Because I think people have shit to do, you know? And, you know, people have like things. Well, I also think it's like, honestly, in the scheme of things, you know, this like the internet world that comes together that's not the mainstream media that really tries to get like people upset and everything,

it's still such a small percentage. That like writes in and demands that somebody be canceled for saying something or, you know, oh my gosh, look at this. And I was very into the Balenciaga thing. I thought it was really, I couldn't believe it. Now I look back and I'm like, was that a plan by Balenciaga this whole time?

To get people to come to the 5-O-C-I? Just to get us talking, was that a plan by Balenciaga this whole time? To get people to come to the Bailenciaga? Just to get us talking, was it all set up? Because there were no children that were really abused. It was just a weird situation. They put them in and then they had the papers on, the ads. And I'm like, and then everyone just didn't say anything about it. Now it's everyone went to the Balenciaga fashion show and everyone's just like, I'm fine with it.

I don't think, you know what I mean? I don't like, I've seen, I don't like the sneakers they're too big of a bottom on it. I don't have a big old sole on the Balenciaga sneaker. I'm not a fan. All of the stuff I just feel like I finally, you know, could afford, you know, some label-y nice things. Sure.

And I'm so incredibly turned off by like the robberies and the counterfeit and this. Yeah. And like people that are just wearing a big shirt that just like, go chain. Like, I'm like, I don't want any of it. Like I just feel like. So what do you go with?

I just go with normal clothes. I just go like, I'll't want any of it. Like I just feel like. So what do you go with? I just go with normal clothes. I just go like, I'll buy like a nice Vince Blouse or like a fitted black blazer that's like, you know, not a label-y thing. Like I don't know. I just, I'm not, you know, I can still afford like a nicer product, but like I just, I don't know. It kind of bumps me out because I'm like, I was just getting kind of excited about it. And sometimes I'll see something nice and I'm just like, I'm turned off. Okay. I got a, I was in once again

in Vegas for seven days. And you still have to lose your mind a little bit if you spend that amount of time in a casino because you don't really go outside. Yeah. And, you know, there's the real nice shops in Vegas. Right. And then there's just like these, I don't know, kind of just shops. Yeah. But they got like, to button up shirts with like dragons. Still that look, you know what I mean?

They kind of an ed hardy almost. That's still going, affliction, whatever that was. That's still out there for some, I guess. But then as I saw a hat, like a, you know what do they call that hat? Like a bucket hat? No, like a pork pie or pork pie, something. You know what I mean?

Like not a bucket hat, not a bucket hat. Like a fedora. Okay. I think it's, Who calls it a pork pie? I think that's what it's called. I think that's the entire hat. For a fedora hat?

Yeah, but it's not a, it like folds up in the front and around the sides. You know what I mean? Like a cowboy hat. No, all right. All a, it like folds up in the front and around the sides. You know what I mean? Like a cowboy hat. No. All right. All right. You're like a derby.

Anyway, boy. Like by day, by like Thursday. Okay. I kept walking past it every day because I had to walk the same route to the comedy club. Yeah. How much was it? Maybe I would be this guy. Finally.

I'm like, because I think I could, I'm getting older. Like people tell me to wear hats and the sun. I'm like, but I can't, baseball hats are not accepted everywhere, you know, like that guy. So I got this, and now, but that is a type of person. You know what I mean? This is, I'd have to change my whole lifestyle to wear this hat.

And I brought it home, my wife said, get that fucking thing out of this hat. Wait, I need to see it. Do you have a photo of it? They don't. I was going to bring it today to show you, just for fun, and I forgot. So.

It is kind of interesting when you're like, am I gonna be that person? That's what, there are certain looks that you, now the whole life has to be around that look. You know, like those Betty Page, Rockabilly guys, you know, that look. You gotta drive, now you gotta drive a 1956 car. Like the whole look is, is... Incumbus it.

Yeah, you gotta do the whole show. Yeah. Put on the whole show, you know. Right. Or you're gonna be that person that buys like the old rock and roll. Sometimes I do see like, like I did get like a cute kiss t-shirt just cause it was pink and cute, it looked really cute.

And I mean, I grew, I was, my brother made my, Shannon and I be kissed for one Halloween. I was the drummer and she was the cat. The drummer is the cat. No, I was the drummer cat and she was angel, the star. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and then he made us like. Paul Stanley. Then he like made us like the cat. No, I was the drummer cat and she was the angel, the star. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and then he made us like. Paul Stanley.

Then he like made us like the cardboard. Right. Things, put foil on our shoes. It was so cute. And I've gone to a kiss concert and all that stuff. And so I'm like, all right, I feel like I can buy this shirt. But like, I worry about that too. Like sometimes I see, I like that, I like the look of it

because it's like that look of like an old fashioned rocker shirt that's like a little bit frayed at the top and it's a little bit fitted but then you wear it with like a cool blazer and jeans and it's like your hip, but you're not trying to be too young or kind of still covered up.

But then I'm like, like I feel like I would- Who's gonna quiz you on the band? Yes, I feel like I'm so scared to be quits because I don't wanna be that girl that's like acting like I'm into this band now. Like Chelsea Hanlon. Yeah, yeah. I saw her wearing a Bauhaus shirt once

and I'm like, she didn't even know who Bau, she's never heard a Bauhaus song. Yeah. Yeah, so, yeah, that's what. There is a certain blood. Yeah, it's just. You know how I had predicted that vaginas would be like the new thing just because everyone's

getting so naked Right and I just saw an ad for Kate Hudson's Fabuletics, okay, I don't know if she's still part of it Maybe she's not and they're you know like the the stretch pants everyone wears all the time right which is big holes Cut out on either side of their hips. And you're supposed to go out like that. Yeah? Yeah.

Oh. Kind of like Kanye's girlfriend with the hole right in there. Yes, I just think everyone's just naked now. Well, once again, going back to Vegas, and this is a story I want to discuss with you. Nobody's drinking anymore. And that, I don't know if you've seen this, this is the trend, mocktails everywhere. Nobody's drinking anymore. And that, I don't know if you've seen this, this is the trend, mocktails everywhere.

Nobody's drinking. Even McKenzie says that people aren't drinking, my daughter, drinking like they used to. And the bars are having to come up with trivia nights and stuff. Everything. Just to get people in there. And mocktails are like.

The bars are closing at like 12 instead of two. Well everybody's closing at 12. There's no late night. Late night's gone. Okay. So the, just like going to the bar, whatever. The days of, you know, the kind of like that show you're watching, like though that era. Yes.

It seems to be over, which is fine. I mean, I'll step aside, but I don't know what's replacing it. Is it holes in your pants? Because now mocktails are like a- It's vagina cleavage. Is that whatever? It's the part of your vagina meets your thigh. You're supposed to show that off now.

Really? I like, I mean, at least it's something. You know, where it's not, because I feel like right now it's giant pants, mocktails, and it's like, all right, how do you, where's the fun? So with the mocktails, you mean they're going to the bar but they're not getting alcohol. But is that, we're in dry January or whatever that is?

No, I mean, I think it's beyond that. But literally there are now bars in New York City that are mocktail bars. They don't have liquor. And yeah, quite a few. Oh, so then they don't even have to have a liquor license. No, they can just make. So then that saves them money, right?

The mocktail, I mean, it's like juice, you know. Well, I know that, that's the whole thing. Like I'm kind of like, okay, well you're still paying like $12. Yeah, for cranberry juice. I mean, I'd rather get like a pressed juice. And also that's still like a lot of calories if you're gonna have that juice.

I tell you what else I did. Speak of drinking, because I don't wanna, I mean, I'm not a crazy drinker, but I didn't wanna give it up. Once again, you're in Las Vegas for a long time. You pass these places that call Fat Tuesdays. You've seen them all over. They got them in all casinos on the strip.

What are they, Fat Tuesdays? Fat Tuesdays is a place where they just have a line of daiquiris. Oh yeah, and you get the long drink, and you just drink it up and down the thing. And you can buy, It's probably a thousand calories going in. Oh, but who cares?

Yeah. You got, I got three feet of daiquiri here, bitch. Now let's have some fun. It's like the size of your leg. So you could literally buy one foot, two foot, three foot, you know, and then get picked from like 10 different flavors and they just, uh, I want to bark right now.

Big straw and you just walk down the strip, you know, and I did it. I was like, I'm going to do it. I. Big straw and you just walk down the strip, you know, and I did it. I was like, I'm gonna do it. I'm losing my mind. It's Thursday. I've been here for five. And did you get a real buzz? Cause I feel like there's,

there's probably not that much alcohol in it. I did because I, you know. Did you get a brain, that brain freeze? Brain, get a little brain freeze. Oh my God. But three feet of daiquiri, I finished three. What flavor did you get? I got like a coconut-y one.

It was nice, like a pina colada, you know. Well, of course it is. It's like 10,000 calories. And then I got like a coconut-y one. It was nice, like a pina colada. You know? Well, of course it is. It's like 10,000 calories and delicious. And then I got the guys like, and with that one, with the three-footer, you know, you get a refill, free refill. I think I'm good with just, I don't need six feet of pina colada.

But I mean, and then actually you see people taking them home. You see them in the airport, and then they got them in their luggage. I'm like, how are you gonna use it? Honey, where are my three-foot Dachry glass? The company's here. And also I feel like, okay, we went to a restaurant last night to celebrate birthday.

Yeah. And we had some parents there, you know. And so the waitress comes and she was really nice, but she was young. And so our friend is like, I'll have this kind of tequila on, you know, make it like a Cadillac, whatever, Margarita. And comes back and it's like completely wrong. And so he's like, I'm so sorry, but like, no,

I mean, I don't drink that much. Like this is what I want. I want the top shelf tequila. I want the da-da-da. And then Peter orders like a Cadillac Margarita and a mojito comes. And then like, so at a certain point I'm like, I also think that the weight staff that they can get now

like really don't know what's up. And so at a certain point I'm like, I think you guys both need to get up and talk to the actual man who's like making the drinks because like this just isn't gonna work out. And it's true, it's like you don't wanna be a dick, but you're like, I want what I want. If I'm gonna have the calories in the buzz,

I'm trying to be good. But no, there's a whole campaign going on, a smear campaign against alcohol. I know, that's what I'm saying. That thing just does absolutely nothing for you and there's nothing good about it. There's no upside. This woman, she goes on Good Morning America.

And her students surprised her with, you know, because she was like, she was a high school teacher and they gave her a big thing, a Good Morning America just a few years ago, right before the pandemic. Teacher of the year or something. You know, because whatever her thing was was being dismissed like whatever or something well then everybody goes on

COVID and like zoom and that is where then she meets this boy that's a senior in high school and she's married and was like 35 or something and And then started having sex with them. But I guess it was after, that was one good thing during the Zoom years. Yeah, you couldn't have sex with your students. You couldn't have sex with your students. I see, I was silver lining. The minute the Zoom ending ended now,

but I mean, yeah, she made sure they were all vaccinated, and then she had sex with him 30 times. But I mean, good morning, America. All these teachers, this is insane. It's sanity. What, tell me what is going on in your life. What shows are you gonna be at next? Where I'm gonna be now, I'm gonna be this weekend,

this weekend, Friday and Saturday. Where? I'm at Hyenas in Fort Worth, Texas. You love that place. Fort Worth, I go there a lot, I love it. Fort Worth, Texas, Hyenas. Yes. They used to put you in the hotel

that John F. Kennedy spent his final night in. That was always pretty exciting. Now they put you in a different hotel, but it was always pretty exciting to see the last, and then he drove to Dallas from there and that's where it all ended. You ever go see D.A. Lee Plaza where it all went down? Speaking of John F. Kennedy, so Robert F. Kennedy, what do we think? That he's going to run for president. Is Cheryl Hines going to be the first lady?

No, no chance of that, but I mean, I feel he's getting some, there is some... Really sad I lost touch with Cheryl Hines. Yeah, why cuz she could be the first yeah It is interesting that he has some interesting whatever Okay, so go back to your dates. So you're gonna be at hyenas this weekend hyenas and Fort Worth this weekend Yeah, then then where do we go? Oh my god, then I did make a cute little poster. You should have sent it I didn't make it. I had somebody make it for me I can't do that, but did a nice job I'm gonna go to Louisville comedy club. I've been in Louisville and forever brand new comedy club in Louisville comedy club

That's Thursday night February 8th on to comedy off Broadway and Lexington, Kentucky the 9th and 10th of February Then on to punchline in Philadelphia. That's always fun. Oh, always. Oxnard Improv right up the street here, DC Improv. Oh, I got a ton. Frenjola.fun has all the dates. Frenjola.fun. Podcast is called Cover to Cover.

Go listen to that. Follow him on Instagram. We do funny stuff. Instagram. And then all the dates are there. And everything else. Yes. Yeah. So good for you, Chris.

Thank you so much. How's everything going with you? Oh, oh, we're just getting started. We're gonna go to lunch and we'll tell you. Okay, we got it. Everything's great, like I said. Like it's about, you know, family. Family.

Family is good. You and me both, I mean, that's it. It's good, it's all good. Yeah, who cares about all this other dumb shit? You know, in the end, in the end, It's good. You and me both. I mean, that's it. It's good. It's all good. Yeah, who cares about all this other dumb shit? You know, in the end, in the end, the cicadas are coming. Look, get out of here. Just take your family close and let the cicadas eat everyone else.

Yeah. You know? Right. People are freezing for that. Become friends with Lauren Sanchez. Oh, geez. I like to be friends with her. She's not answering my DMs and neither is Cheryl Hines.

Did you know her? Lauren Sanchez? She's got big- I met her once, you know, I met her through the time. It is funny, because she was like a local- She was like a local- She was like a local person here. It is funny to see the two of them like running around

at, you know, they are of a certain age, you know, like running around big boobs on her and stuff. They're on all the HG or whatever it's called. Yeah, like they'll live till they look like that. It's 80, you know whatG or whatever it's called. Yeah, they'll look like that. It's 80. Everybody's crazy. That's what I'd say. Everybody's insane.

And I watch these award shows and I watch them. Like you could be rich and whatever. You're still fucking insane. The award shows, these people get up on stage like, has this guy ever spoken in front of people before? I mean, bunch of idiots. All right, bye-bye. Love you, Chris.

Bye. Searching for answers. Love you, Chris. Bye. Searching for answers. What does that mean? You're afraid? Uncovering the truth. These companies have never made as much money as they're making right now. Investigative journalism at its best. They're trying to put more pressure on the government.

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