Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Infamous Step Moms, Getting Dick on the Road, Fashion Week

Episode Date: January 24, 2023

Influencers got a free trip to Dubai, including the newest sensation Alix Earle. For Juicy Scoop history buffs, Alix’s stepmom is Ashley Dupree, the infamous NYC escort. Alec Baldwin has been charged with involuntary manslaughter. His wife, Hilaria, is in full Spanish mode. Then I have Rayna and Ashley from the “Girls Gotta Eat” podcast. We talk about what it is like to be on the road as single girls getting fresh dick on the weekends. What is the future of dating and relationships in general? Female business partnerships can be significant and challenging; they share how they made theirs work so well. I also share my concerns about raising young men in today’s society. Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. Well, I had a wonderful weekend. I went out to La Quinta and the Palm Desert Palm Springs area to celebrate Brandon's birthday. And as you know, I've been referring to Brandon as the spare because I relate a lot to the world family.

So I have an air, Drake, and a spare Brandon. And we had a lot of fun. If you go to my social media on Instagram, we did a lot of videos of Brandon's life as the spare. And it was pretty great. I went to Polo for the first time. It was real fun. So we were in, I was in the desert.

Okay, but a lot of people were in the desert which I'll get to in a minute. First of all, big news. We finally know Kylie's son's name. And it's, I believe it's gonna be pronounced Erie like Stormi and Erie. And it's spelled A-I-R-E and she showed a picture of him and he's absolutely adorable.

He looks a lot like her daughter Stormi. Anyway, I guess in Arabic, the spelling of it, A-I-R-E in Arabic means my penis or something. It means penis. So did she figure that out? Did she ask anybody? I mean, she had the name for 10 months. Maybe she doesn't care, but that's the case.

So look, got people talking. Also what got people talking is that she went to Paris Fashion Week. A lot of people are there and she wore this big lion's head on like a black strapless dress. And this was the picture we all saw last night in this morning. I'm recording with Monday and she made a very clear. This is not a real lion's head. This was man-made.

And then there's all these other, now I just saw that, I guess this was part of this fashion show or something of this designer, where he had a lot of people in the fashion show wearing like a wolf's head or a different, all these kinds of heads that are attached to like coats and things or like a dress that and the bodice is just a big piece of wood and I mean you know and then oh doja cat she

went to a fashion show in which she had 30,000 crystals, red crystals I guess on a bald head or whatever I don't know maybe for a bald cap on. Put crystals all over herself, and then the crystals were on the dress to go to the fashion show. And I'm like, God, I just, I mean, if I ever get invited fashion week, what am I gonna do? What am I going to have to wear?

Like, I just wanna go and sit and look at the fashion and be like, that's cute. Maybe I would buy that, maybe I wouldn't. Like, do, but then I'm like, God, if you go all the way to Paris, you kind of want to get some people talking. So I'm like, what hasn't been done? And I'm gonna go, and I'm gonna wear stilts.

I'm going to wear stilts. And so here I am, if you're watching YouTube, we put it out for together. I'm here with Lisa, R and pretty mess, Erica. And so I'm probably giving someone the idea, but I'm just saying if I ever get invited to a real fashion show, I will be going in stilts to make a big splash and have some people notice me because that's apparently why people do this. Okay. Also Kanye, as you know, he married this woman who is an architect, pretty impressive. A lot of people think she looks like Kim.

I don't know. She does kind of, she's short blonde hair. They got married very soon, but who knows what was going on there. So he took North out for dinner, so she met the wife, the new stepmother. And you know, everybody in the Twitter, verse or whatever in the internet is talking about it. And some people are saying, why are people mad? No one cared when Pete Davidson met the kids right away.

But they, but he met the kids after four weeks of dating and this girl, they've only known each other for one. We, apparently've only known each other for one. We, apparently they've known each other for a while. Here's the thing. I think Kim is thrilled. I think if I was Kim, I would be thrilled. This woman seems pretty normal, like an educated, normal woman who is known him.

Maybe she doesn't know what she's getting into. Did you know what you were getting into? Anyway, I would be happy to know that he had some nice woman that is going to be the one that controls him might be there when the kids are around. That is what I, so I think she's like, go North, have the best time. Who knows?

I don't think she even, I don't think she has a problem with it and everyone's just saying, like it's too soon, it's't think she has a problem with it. And everyone's just saying, like, it's too soon. It's not. These kids are me screwed up. You know, the Pete Davidson had tattoos and brandings and stuff on him. And now he's with some other girl named Chase.

And I'm just so sick of Pete Davidson dating people. Okay. Now let me tell you what's going on in Dubai. So all these big influencers on TikTok got to go to Dubai at the scene for this Tarte makeup launch or just Tarte paid for it. And they all got to go in first class with the pod

and the whole thing. And also there was a big opening of the Atlanta's hotel. And in which Beyonce was paid $24 million to perform at this opening. And a lot of other influencers got to go to that. One being Ali Shapiro, Jill Zaryn's daughter. So I saw that she was going and I immediately called Jill and I'm like, how the hell, why are you going with her and like, how can you guys get me invited next time?

She's like you got to talk to Ally. She just got invited. She's taking her boyfriend and I'm like oh my god So anyway, then Ally did address it on her TikTok and she said, you know a lot of people said Why did you get to be invited? You only had 50,000 followers? I mean I have a lot more than 50,000 on TikTok. I've what 350? They didn't want me. I don't know how these things work. So I said to Peter, I go, if I find that you missed a fucking email, that was under like, hey, question for you or something, you know, and then you open it up and it's like, Hey, question for ya or something, you know, and then you open it up and it's like, I know it's last minute, but we'd like to fly Heather McDonnell in one companion first class on Emmets or whatever that airline is.

To Dubai, do check out it. We heard her talk about Atlantis in the Bahamas and how much she liked performing there and going down the water slides. Yes, I'd like to go. I'd like to go to Dubai. I'd like to go on the water slide. They're apparently the biggest water park or whatever. I'd like to go to the Nobu. I'd like to go on a camel ride, like the housewives.

I'd like to go. But, oh, but Alec did mention me, intertick talk, she goes, you know, we started making these mastering COVID and people like Heather McDonald would talk about us and bring it up. And now I am a big influencer. And because I did this a lot of people want to go to Dubai. Yeah, she did a really good job. I want to go to Dubai. Now, there's controversy over the Dubai stuff, obviously.

And then these other TikTokers mostly like makeup and fashion young girls went, you know, and stayed in a different place for tart makeup by the way I just noticed I do have a tart blush again why was I not invited anyway there's always you know issues with people going to Dubai people had a problem with real housewives of Dubai people didn't like that sex in city to went to Abu Dhabi and Kim Kutra was like, mmm Abu Dhabi and my Poonani. Oh, mmm, I'm so moist. Give me some of that hummus.

I need to wipe it on my clit. Anyway, that was just some of the things I remember from Sex and City too. You remember, remember she was all horny and got in trouble. Okay. But because there's still controversy of how they've treated gay men in that country, how they see homosexuality, and then the real housewives of Dubai have said no, it's, you know, it's so beautiful.

We love being there. We love living there. It's so beautiful. We love being there. We love living there. It's so safe. And it's really a matter of not showing any PDA between heterosexual couples too. So if you are gay, they don't want your holding hands. They don't want you making out. My question is, if there was another big Dubai trip

and whatever company was sponsoring it, did invite some really popular gay male influencers. Would they go? Would they be comfortable going? I don't know enough about it. You know, I only just know that I was not invited. That's all I know. Anyway, here's this girl Alex, Alex Earl, and everybody's obsessed with her. She's a cute sexy girl who was going to University of Miami and she blew up on TikTok because she would like eat pizza and talk really honestly to the camera. And she also had a great sense of fashion and then she was dating this guy. He was a major baseball player

and she went on and said he didn't, he wouldn't tag me. So so i'm like fuck you and everyone's like yeah girl yeah Alex that everyone loved her and since then she got lips she got a boob job bodies bangin and she got to go to Dubai and there's people doing reports on how much he's making off of this and how much he's gonna get a month doing tiktok and all this stuff so um... good for her So then it also came out that she's got a juicy, there's a little juicy history for you. So she has, appears to be an

extremely attractive dad who her parents got divorced in 2012. Also in 2012, her dad had a baby with his girlfriend Ashley Dupree who then he later married in 2013 and they had two more kids and they've been together ever since. Ashley Dupree, if the name sounds familiar for juicy scoop historians, was part of a huge scandal out of New York. She was aspiring singer and she was working at a restaurant and she was approached by an escort service. Would you like to work at an escort service? She said, Sure. Great. This is like pre-seeking arrangements. This is like old school hooker situation. This is like pretty woman except you weren't on the street. But it's like you're

you're it's it's not an arrangement. It's a one-time shebang. Okay. And one of her clients was the governor of New York at that time. And and it all got found out and she went by a different name, Christie or something. But if you ask me, I think Ashley DePree sounds like a fake name. That wasn't a fake name. That was the real name. Anyway, what was kind of great about her? She's like, yeah, that's me. I'm owning, I'm going to own it.

Like Lisa Renner, she owned it. And she got to be on the hills. And she got to be on the spin-off of the hills, which was about this PR woman. What's the name of that show? I just saw a clip of it. And she was like, yeah, I should have praised my friend.

She's coming in. And then she also got to do like a sex article, like Carrie Bradshaw and Sex and Sea, but she got to do it in the post. And then I eventually met this hot guy and, you know, how do baby and not marry to him. And just, you know, what a connection. And also the Alex Earl has a little sister who is also

real hot. That's a cap, a cap, a gamma. And so I'm like, who knows what they'll do together. Who's the other girl that has the sister? Dixie and Charlie. Dixie and Charlie. D'Amelio. D'Amelio.

They're the queens of TikTok along with Addison Ray. So now it's the three of them. But this girl doesn't dance. She just, well she dances, but like she just wears like, I think I'm kind of surprised girls are so, so into her. Because to me she just seems like her stuff is very modally, very bikini, shaking around, under tit showing. But she is really pretty and she has a really good body,

so good for her, anyway, you know, it has a pretty exciting stepmother action going on. Okay, this is, let's talk about Aleppo in for a minute. So, a couple days ago, it was announced, the DA is going to press charges and he has been charged with two acts of involuntary manslaughter. But it's only for when now you remember the one woman was shot and killed. That is what he's being charged for. But he's not being charged for the fact that the bullet hit her and then also hit the director, but the director

recovered. Now, why this is so interesting is they have footage, which I just saw, like on extra or something, of him right after explaining what happened to a detective in a room and he says, and then I whipped around and I shot the gun, but why the hell was there a live bullet in it when they were supposed to be a dummy blank bullet? But he does say I shot the gun. That's where the controversy happens. He then later on did a one-on-one interview with George Stoppilopogapakus, and he says to him, no, it went off. I never pulled the trigger because I think between the time that he initially told the detectives right after the tragedy, and when he did this interview,

he got counsel or got word that what we'll put him in the bad position is if in fact he actually pulled the trigger because I guess you're never supposed to do that or you wouldn't have been doing that. I don't really know how it works as far as the movie set goes. Of course, the girl who was in charge of all the armory and bullets she was charged as well. So it was, you know, a big deal this weekend. And Hilaria was out.

First she went out because she had to get a espresso, like a latte, at the local coffee shop in New York. Just like Christopher and Joel says, nobody has curings, you know, I mean, I would think this is a big, this is not the day. This might be the day you wanna go without a walk to get coffee with your friends. So she's acting all annoyed, the paparazzi are there,

she's shutting the door, leave me alone. Then they catch up to her again this time. Later in the day, she's out carrying, I guess her youngest baby, there's seven of them. And the accent is full force. Like, she is just doing her Spanish accent. As you guys remember, she always said she was from Spain. Alec would go and talk shows and do her Spanish accent

and say, my wife is from Spain. And she wouldn't ever deny it. It turns out she grew up in Boston, she spent one summer in Spain, and then her parents bought a place in Spain, and then she just took on this Spanish persona so much so that she acted like English was her second language, you know,

fumbling for words and whatnot. So in this one, she didn't fumble for any words, but she was full blown like, just talking to me like, listen to me people, okay? We have seven children, okay? And they're like, Mommy, why are there these people that are following you? And it's not okay as a human being as a mother, okay?

I'm with Alex is not going to answer you? I'm not going to answer any questions for you. Okay, my kids are not. The questions that I need to going to answer any questions for you. Okay, my kids are not. The questions that I need to answer to my kids are, why are these people following us, Mommy, when we go to get some dinner or some lunch or go to the store? All I'm saying is, please, please, give us some privacy, okay, so we can have some time,

so we can have a siesta in the middle of the day, So we can relax. Okay, that's what we like to do. And just let this play out. Thank you. Very annoyed. Took off. And it was just amazing. It's just amazing. The whole store. I mean, I guess, you know, if you just started speaking like in an accent for so long, I guess that would be kind of hard to then curtail it. And then I think maybe when it's like, you want to really lean in to like that Spanish mother of seven, you know, like all the little bambinos are here and she calls them, she calls them baldawinos, baldenos or baldawinos or whatever. Anyway. or baldinoes or baldinoes or whatever. Anyway, so, oh, also interesting, Julie Crisley

has come to jet prison. She has started her prison sentence, she and Todd. She is going to have to mop floors and do some hard cleaning. Otherwise, if she doesn't do the cleaning, I don't know, she doesn't get her meals or whatever. And she is with Jerry Harris. Do you mean, now I don't understand how they're in the same prison because they're both...

They're in the same prison, but they're not going to cross paths. They're in the same prison, but there's a girl prison and a men's prison. That's right, mine. Anyway, so Jerry Harris is the guy from Cheer, who was like, always so excited. And if you ever watched that show, it was about these kids that were at a junior college community college, and they would take one class a semester, and they stayed there for seven years so that they could just continue to cheer, okay? And he got convicted of soliciting minor children and sending pictures of himself and pursuing

and I think there's also physical contact with some of these kids. So he's doing like six to 13 years or something. Anyway, again, these reality stars, I mean, I really hope that they can do something in there. Even if it's just like a play or something, be entertaining for the rest of the people that have to be behind bars with these losers. And then the Gen Shaw, Gen Shaw is set to go, I think, February February 17th is when she's going to go in and she of course turned down. Now she's not doing the Andy Cohen one-on-one interview.

She's like, I just didn't feel like I'd be protected and I want to tell my truth. Meanwhile over the weekend there was a big ex another exposé about the crime she did in which they actually interviewed some of her victims, which we didn't see in the previous Hulu doc. So it's very, I mean what she did is absolutely horrible. And she's going to go starting February 17th. So we'll see if she does any other kind of interviews. If, you know, maybe she wants to give it to a podcaster instead of Andy, I don't know. Definitely not going to be me. She blocked me a long time ago.

Because I was right. I said she was a phony asshole right from the start. I don't always want to be right, but I always am. And you guys are going to enjoy my next interview. These are the stars of one of the hit podcasts. Girls got to eat. Here we go. Sometimes small daily actions really make a big difference especially when it comes to caring for your hair. A little goes a long way. Yes I am loving my way

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Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have two new guests, but they're not new to the podcasting world. One of the top comedic duo podcasting girls, girls got to eat. I've got Reina and Ashi here and welcome to LA. You guys have migrated from New York to LA for maybe ever, or maybe just for a short stint, we don't know, welcome. So let's talk about your juicy life. Okay, so you guys have been doing the show

and you met shortly before you started doing the show in 2018, how did you, this friendship blossom? I always say Ashley, you tell a story, better babe, so she'll tell the story. But yes, we weren't really friends before we started this not long-term friends and it's been really fun and the show's been around for five years now over 150 live shows it's been really fun now we took a short L.I. so yeah I'll add Ashley tell you how we met. We met on this influencer trip in Aruba I hate saying that

sentence because it's just like of course you fucking did. So we met. It was just a press trip, influencer trip for the Rubin Marriott. So we met and at this dinner on the beach. And I mean, I had looked right up on Instagram before I'm sure she like did the same. And I was like, she looks cool and normal. So we did hit it off at dinner and we, the whole group stayed up that night,

kind of just hanging out and drinking a lobby. Right, and I tried to crash this wedding at the beach. This ride, there was not that many people there, I was like, let us in. You know, like the guys swarmed. I have wanted to crash weddings when I've seen stuff like that. Like there's plain, you know, like black eyed peas and that doesn't even look bad. I'm out of the mood.

Yes. And so these guys kind of saw us and came to like, where the beach met the private wedding event and was like, come on in, and we were like, oh my god, this is like so dope. And that's like our first friendship moment and the bride was just like, absolutely not. So we attempted to crash wedding. Bottom line, we just became really good friends on,

I mean, we became friends on this trip and it was a matter of like, are we gonna be real friends when we come back to New York and we became friends. And I had had this idea to do a podcast. I had this guy friend I was gonna do it with. And I was like, I just don't feel like I wanna like start a life with a guy, like a random dude.

You know, like I wanna do this with a woman. And so it was the end of 2017. I was like, I wanna figure this out before we go into a new year and I just shot right in a text. Would you wanna do a podcast? And she was like, yeah, say less. So I asked her immediately. Oh, that's kind of sexy.

Yeah. Yes. Say less. It's really weird how much we're like on the same page all the time. As she's just like, hear me out and look, let's do it. But I was like, are you comfortable sharing about your life?

Because not everybody is. And I've been doing this for so long. I do stand up. I blogged before that. Like, I've always put it all out there. And my parents are cool with it, and I've never had like a corporate job where it's a problem, but not everybody's like that.

They think they might be, but then it comes down to it, and they're like, I don't wanna talk about sucking a dick that my dad might hear this, you know? And Reina, this is not your dad's. And I, and Reina, or dad's dick,

what do you tell? What do you tell? Step that dick, but not your own dad. Yeah, that's, we don't go that down that road. But she was like, yeah, of course. So that's what you're on. Yeah, that down, step down, step down, step down. Step down, step down, step down, step down. Yeah, that's, we don't go that down that road. But she was like, yeah, of course. She said that's what you're on. Yeah, that's what the Patreon, when you suck your step down, stick.

It's just, it's so funny, because my whole life, I was the kind of person that like, I felt like I was like, I was always popular, well like, but I was like made fun of because I was said he's crazy things. Like, you know what I was going to come out of her mouth, kind of stuff. And like, now I've like built my career on it. But like, actually, and I will talk about literally anything

we talk about our own lives. That's why I think the show's so relatable because anything good or bad that happens, we're just like, let's talk about it. We get on stage, it's so cathartic, we'll talk about it. One time I invited this guy to a live show, and we didn't know if he was gonna show up, he was coming to stay with me in New York,

and actually was like- So he's a romantic person. Yes, and I had heard from Meldae and actually was like, whatever happens, that's what we talk about on stage. And he comes to. Yes, and I had more from all day and Ashley was like, whatever happens, that's what we talk about on stage. And he comes to the show and I like see him come in the back. Well, could barely see him, it was really skinny. We fucked these skinny guys this one year.

And I see him come in and I'm like, the light hits him. I'm so... I hate this way, sure. Anything, I mean, you know, it's a blessing to do this and things that are negative that might hurt your feelings that could happen, you get to turn them into comedy. So, okay, so you guys are both currently single.

Yes. And you have a lot of fun and you know, getting fresh dick on the road. We get a lot of dick on the road. It's exclusively where we get the dick. And New York Dick is not for us. And how do you wheel it in? Do you start? You turn on your location and then you get off the plane for the bumble and the tender

and you start fishing? How does it work? So we meet guys at shows a lot. Our audience is very female, but in the last couple years, a lot of people have been bringing their boyfriends, their boyfriends friends, husbands, just friends are in town. So we meet a lot of guys. I've just got to get laid. Yeah.

I mean, I think that you're crazy if you're going to come to our show, then try to get laid. We don't want it. We don't want you to come to try to get laid by our little angels. But yes, you do want to fuck us. Yeah, come. Person.

But yeah, I think we both have like a one epic story from like me and a guy to show that skinny guy. She met him because we were doing a live bumble at a show and Alive bum like we bring a girl up like a single woman and we're like our phone we put her bumble up on the screen I've done that before that's pretty fun and she matched with him and He came down there. We're like you want to come down here, and so Reyna's like talk We call him via bumble Reyna's talking to him on the phone. She's like you should come down here You should try to fuck this girl. You know we'll pay for your Uber, you know come down here? And so Reyna's like, we called him via Bumble, Reyna's talking to him on the phone. She's like, you should come down here.

You should try to fuck this girl. You know, we'll pay for your Uber, you know? And he was like, sure. It was 10 p.m. at night. Yeah. And he just like, came down and savored his go to this comedy club. He was in town for work for the night.

So we like told, we held the show. Like, you guys have to get off stage. We're like, we're waiting on this fucking guy. So he shows up. Him and the girl don't really hit it off, but then Ray does dating him for like a month. Yes. Well, she had like a boyfriend or something,

so she went home and I kept saying that actually it's the coolest fun guy I've ever met. He's just like, he's just like, he's just gonna pop up by himself, just threw his backpack down, hopped on stage, he was like, I don't know what the fuck is going on. He had no idea who we were.

I couldn't let it go. I was like, actually, this guy's so cool. And she's like, well, you gotta pay him back for the Uber, so like get in touch with him. So we're sitting at Seattle, like, on the dock, having a nice day of the next day. And I'm like, DM me with him.

She's like, who are you talking to? I was like, that kind of came to the show. So then, he was randomly from, I don't know how much details. He was from another city. He was at in San Francisco for work. So then we go to that city a few months later for a show. He'd already come to visit New York. He came for the 4th of July. So then we go to where city a few months later for a show. He'd already come to visit New York. He came for the 4th of July.

So then we go to where he lives for the show. I end up fucking his best friend and roommate. So right now, in this house. And roommate. They got there like younger. They were these like, it's in the same night. Yeah, we did. Yeah, I fucked him in New York for a while.

He would stay with me. I was like, I've never hung out with this person ever. So you guys have screwed the same human. No, we never get to the same person. We have these two friends that live person. We had each other. These two friends that lived together. We were with them in their house, like in separate bedrooms. But then you screwed the guy and his roommate.

No, we were in the city together when they lived. Oh, God. And they came to our show that we had there. And then I fucked this one guy and then she fucked his roommate. Yeah, it was like, I was like, bring it, have his friend come. His friend was a super tall. Super skinny, but he was super tall, super skinny, but he was super tall.

And we hooked up with them and then we kind of started to like, keep in touch. And then Reina and her break up months later and she's like, are you gonna break up with that guy? Like, you can't use name pop up in her phone. You know, this is her date. You're like, this is her date. You can't use name pop up in her phone.

You know, this is her date. You know, this is her date. If I'm not gonna be with the other friend, this was like a double date situation. Yeah. I was like, oh, yeah, for sure And he was like planning to come visit me in New York. I had to like tell him like I just don't think this is gonna work. I mean Have you realized how how like codependent

Boning buddies you guys are Just like a stint that was just it by the way also if she like really was into this guy I wouldn't be like you have to break up with him. I was like, he's not gonna come stay with me in New York. I'm not trying to start along this relationship with this kid, you know. So, okay, I have a prediction. Okay, because I once did the bumble thing too,

or something, because I love all that stuff because I've been married for so long. And I did think, what if I do this with the screen? Because we take the phone and we plug in and we see who's on someone's thing. Because I was like, wait, swipe right, who do we like? And it's someone's husband who's in there or someone's boyfriend who's in there. So my prediction is that within the next 18 months, there'll be a scripted show where there's someone doing

a live podcast and girls are doing this and this is how someone finds out that they're shooting. We should do a show though. I know, but I would probably, I just put out the stories and then when it happens, I get some satisfaction that someone copied me and listened to it. But I'm too lazy to write the whole script.

But I never said that. That 100% that's gonna happen. And you're gonna be like, oh my God, so I decided to put it out there when I get the vision. It did happen one time that this girl said that she saw her boyfriend on the screen. But if you don't, I think a lot of people think if you delete the app from your phone,

if you activate your profile and it doesn't, so that doesn't necessarily mean. But it was. It was your husband. It was his current photos. Yes. He wasn't in the room, but she was like, this is my boyfriend, and I just recently moved to be with him, and it was kind of sad.

Like, that she did that. So obviously, you meet a lot of guys through the app situation. Is it all, is it? We don't really love to do the apps. We just like to meet people like in the wild. I mean I meet a lot of guys at comedy clubs and different things. I do Raya, that's the only app that I do, but Rain has never really done the app dating thing. It's not our preferred way to meet people. I mean we think it's great that it exists. That exists.

Yes, it works. People get married that they met on an app we think it's great that it exists. That exists. Yes, it works. People get married that they met on an app, but it's like, I just don't have a lot of luck with it. Are you watching flush friends in trouble? Yes, that's what I want. I haven't finished it.

Okay, okay, I'm not like episode five. Okay, but it's very good. It's on Hulu and it starts out with something that I have thought for a long time in that these apps, even though it sounds like it's great for women and stuff, it's really, really great for guys. It's better for guys.

And especially in this, so the main character is a doctor who is separated or getting divorced from his wife or divorced. And so after, you know, being a dork in high school, studying his acid college medical school, getting the love of his life, now he's like this divorce 40 year old doctor, which is a huge asset in America, okay? So he opens a thing and it just grows girls will come over, do anything you want.

He's got multiple girls. And I always thought that too because I was always like, you know, there's always, there's these guys that like, maybe they didn't get any tail in high school and really had to work hard to get in college and then finally got the girl to marry them. And then after 17 years, now they're single and they're not terrible looking and they have a couple of bucks and then there's all these women from I want to thank daddy a 25 year old to like a 55 year old that are all willing to drive go to their house and suck their dick because they're like you're not that cute but all settled because you own a home.

And you're a doctor? And you have so many, but even guys that don't burn it on, just affect that they like a job. Have a home and like a barb-loch. Or some established. And like, oh, it's cuties and divorce dad. And I'm like, and I, I mean, I just, it keeps you married. I mean, it just seems like really hard.

Well, the bar is low for men. I think that in New York, it's the lowest. Yes. Yes, and we think that women just get better as they age. That's what I'm saying. And then have so much to choose from. So much. I mean, Ashley and I have so many girlfriends

that have tons of friends, and they work out, and they volunteer, and they've great jobs. They're successful. They just like kill it, and it's just like, they're struggling to date. I mean we're not in serious relationships. I think we're the fucking best. I'm Ali Wong says it so well in her most recent special where she talks about how like men is they become more successful. Right, well that was so crazy. She talks about her husband so much they separate right after that.

Oh she hasn't done a new one since the divorce. No, this was last winter. I'm wondering if she got divorced just to get a couple of new hours out of it. Right. We want it. It's worth it, if you worth it. But she was saying that like women's ability, men's ability to date goes up as they become more successful and make more money.

And women's goes down. Our goal gets smaller. It's directly the opposite, especially in comedy. Like what? Yeah. Who wants this? I mean, someone's dumb. But I remember when I, as a young person,

I loved watching stand-up, you know, like, I had watched whatever, A&E, evening at the improv, whatever the new, like, you know, as a teenager. And I loved stand-up and I'd see the female stand-ups and it was, it was never anybody cute, like no offense. But it was like Paula Poundstone, it was like very, or Ellen, it was who wasn't out yet, but like not feminine, I had no one to like relate to. And then even Joan Rivers, who was pretty,

would always talk about how I'm so ugly, I'm so, I'm like, why are you not ugly? Like I don't understand why you whole act is about how ugly and undesirable you are, and how you're enjoying it is at your ankles. Like I was just like, anyway, and then Rosanne, like it was always that. And so I was kind of like, but I'm like, but I really think I'd like to do this, but then I remember thinking, no, I thinking, who the hell would ever want

to marry a female stand up? And I know I want to get married and have kids. And so then I finally, after I got out of college and got fired for my first job and my friend was like, you need to be a standup and she threw down this like booked how to become a standup whatever this one night class of the ratisan. And I was just like, I love that class and I go, you know, even if I have to have a child on my own, I just think I have to do this because it's worth like God gave me this gift to do it. And if it means nobody wants to marry me or date me, I'm just gonna, I'll just, I'm

just gonna do it. But there's no guarantee someone's gonna want to marry or date you anyway. So it's like, why would you not give up your passion? But I'm saying, like, I'm just being honest that that is what went through my head. I've been on this tonight 25 years ago. I've been on this too, like, what's the alternative? You just give up all your dreams. I'm like, I wish in a prayer that some like,

dusty ass dude might marry you one day. No, absolutely not, you do what you should do and the right thing will come along. I mean, I know what you're saying though, it's hard. It's a special kind of guy that looks at you on stage and is like Watching you talk about like fucking stepdad's and second dick and it's like that's my girl You know, but like I would never and she would never settle for somebody other than that I want like my we hit stripped on at our shows like strippers and my dad is in the front row holding up a phone

Holding it up. He's like go girl like girl, that's the kind of man I want. Like, it's a common theme, right? That's the sucker, dad. Right, but he's too short for me. But that's the kind of guy we want. If that's not who it's going to be, then like, I definitely think, you know, guys between whatever, 20 and 35, are way more opened and fine with, you know, the woman.

But like, people would, like, even with my husband, I don't, my husband never had a problem with me talking about him. But it would be these sometimes these other men that I wasn't even aware of until like the last couple years, where they would give him shit, and I was like, they're being dexed to you. Like they're being like, whoa, oh yeah, I could never do it. What your wife says about you. And I was like, I'm like, he's doing that because he's insecure. Totally. You have a wife that's like successful. Yeah. And he, he, I'm sure loves his wife,

but his wife is shopping and decorating the home. She also says the same stuff about him. She just doesn't get paid to do it on stage. Okay, much rather have somebody get money for it. Yeah, she's just doing it at brunch. Yeah, yeah. And I didn't even really like looking back. I was like, all the stuff I was, I said,

I was like, I don't think I, you know, ever sent anything wrong. But then I was always like with my kids. I was like, are you okay if I post this? So you're okay if I, you know, say this. And they're like fine with it. Yeah. But I do always ask because I do think like, you know,

so that I wonder if, and then there would be female standards I knew that, you know, would have their whole act be about their, their guy, then they'd break up, right? And then the new guy would say, I don't want you talking about me. And they'd be like, okay, that's fine. But it's such a weird thing to then have like any kind of like, like if you have a hilarious story that happens with you and your partner. Yeah. Then you have to go to your husband with you and your partner, then you have to

go to your husband or your wife and say, okay, can I tell about when we got pulled over? Oh, I can't tell about it because you were a co-starring in that scene. Where does it come? That's where I would think it would be very hard because men, too, men talk a lot about their wives and their kids. and women should be able to do that too and I think if you ever have a partner as a female storyteller about your life that is going to say you can't talk about me I think you got to leave I mean that's like your business. Yeah I don't think it would work and I also say just at a deep level I don't think that's probably

the type of person I would be within the first place that's really private you know. I don't think that's probably the type of person I would be with in the first place. It's really private. You know, like I don't know that we would mesh in the first place. Right. Personality-wise. So yeah, we get asked a question all the time. What if you Danish made us want you to talk about him? It's like, I don't know. We probably wouldn't be. Yeah. I don't know how far we'd get down the road. I will say the last relationship I had, I like revealed very early on who that person was. Tagged him on Instagram and he was a part of it. I would probably not do that the second time around. I want to give myself a really long runway. Because there was no benefit for me.

Except for him. He even followed her. Yeah, you kind of want to, you know, build their career. I definitely think some guys, and I don't think it's wrong. I know it happens with some of my friends who are like real housewives and stuff.

And it happened with my friends that were real stars. And they were always so excited to say they were dating somebody that have never seen the show. And I'm like, you realize that guy also dated Court 11, Uma Thurman? I think you probably know who you are. But it's always like, it's supposed to be so flattering. Like, oh, you didn't know who I, you don't know. He likes it.

It's cred for him. Not only are you pretty and funny, but you're super successful, and you're well-liked. Like, you're a cool chef. For sure. So I think that's OK. But I think that's always so funny. And then there are guys that do enjoy being on the camera

and do enjoy when people come up to the restaurant and have the new fame and they like it. They can't make it too much. Exactly, and that's like a starfucker. Yes, they need to like adjust enough that they're not annoyed and we're like, I just wanted to have a night alone with you. Like, it can't be that. But they can't also be doing laps by themselves to get noticed.

To get noticed. And I've seen all levels. Well, I met a guy at a show that we were kind of, he came up on stage, we did this thing, and then he and I stayed in touch. And I really, I like talking to him. He was talking about coming to New York. He didn't live in New York, because we don't do that.

It's always guys from out of town. And then I got this email that like he was bragging about talking to me to his exes and just using whether he, I'm sure he thought I was cool, but he was kind of using our communication for a cloud. And I've never been so turned off. I never talked him again. You really good call. Yeah.

But yeah, that is, I mean, in girls do that too. For sure. Girls would be yeah, that is I mean in girls do that too for sure Girls would be like oh my god, so So funny as hang out with you know bragging like oh, I was at this movie star whatever they do that to their ex is to Oh 100% you know girls are the originals, but like now guys are guys are doing it Yeah, also know like oh who are you? Oh? Wow, you're like this kind of cool famous person that's like well liked and well respected. You're not just a girl and only fans, you actually have a brain and like, people like you.

And it is cool and I want you to be proud of me and I hate me. But I want you to be secure enough. It's somebody like hands you a camera and says, can you take a photo of us that like, you can do it and that you're a secure ass man. Like people just like thrust their phone in my ex all the time you like you take the photo and he was fine about it um it's hard to date something the same industry as you it's just it's a fine line you just know what you see it you know I want

to be proud of me but I don't want them to use my name but I also want to help them if I love you I want to help you professionally I'm happy to do it I don't want to feel like I'm being taken advantage of it's just a fine line I just know it's not with girlfriends and then someone like comes up and is like I'm so sorry like I'm such a huge fan listen It's just a fine line. I just know it. I've just been out with girlfriends and then someone comes up and is like, I'm so sorry, I'm such a huge fan. I listen to the show all the time. All the time. And then your friend, oh my god, what are you gonna say?

No, I've had this for my friends, especially old friends, college friends and stuff. They all come here a couple of years ago. Yes, they are like, would you like a picture? Would you like a picture? No, I'm not a picture. And then I'm like, I hate it. I hate it.

I really don't want to picture. Like, they don't look that cute. They don't really want to. It's giving me like internal rage to even hear you say it. And I've had to have these this talk, because they're just being nice and they're excited. They're being nice and they're so excited that their loser friend from high school and college

is actually being recognized. But you're like, but this is like, we're like, I'm always going to be polite when someone approaches the table, but it's not so you fork for me. I'd rather enjoy the rest of our Chinese chicken salad Yeah, nothing is more mortified and when your friend is like you need to take a picture of you guys What do they say no? They have also they will say they'll say they want a photo if they want a photo like most our audience is so cool And they walk up and they say hello and they just keep it moving and they want a photo

They'll usually ask they'll walk away and then they'll come back because they like they beat themselves up I recently did it to myself and that was embarrassing you asked somebody if they want a photo well I was on vacation and this girl was very adorable. Yeah, like tiny body bikini I'm like why wouldn't this girl want a picture, you know So she She comes up and she's like, hey, you know, sorry about you or whatever. I'm just a huge juicy scooper fan Whatever I'm like, oh my god not at all, you know, and and and she's just kind of like I could tell like there's that little anticipation and Yeah, and you're like I'd rather just like get the photo, you know, so I'm gonna get all of it like and I'm like

Oh, it's like a photo and she's like, I don rather just like get the photo, you know, so we could get all of it. And I'm like, oh, just like a photo. And she's like, I don't have my camera. I'm like, oh, wait, I'm going to be fine. I'm like, I know it's fine. I just didn't want you to be shy about it. No. Yes. You know, and then I'm like, but if you want to come back

and then you like never came back. And I was just like, I'm like, I've become that for like, I just cost a stop. It's like, when you tell your driver Driver, the driver says like have a good flight and you say you too and then you just think about it for the rest of the day Yeah, I would think about it for an hour you two. Yeah, that is so fine. Yeah She's like when she tells her friend. She's like Heather McDonald asked me for Like she's like you figure though. She's like she's like wanted to picture with me. It was so weird

It happened to me after shows. So I remember I was like in Atlanta and I was in the lobby. And it was just after a show where I, I may have not had a meet and greet, but it was a while ago. So I'd taken photos since people have to show us whatever. And I'm like, got a pretty good high. And I come into the lobby and these women are like, hi, I'm sorry.

And I'm like, no problem. They're like, can we get a picture, I'm sorry, I don't like that. They don't know probably, can we get a picture? I'm like, oh, yeah. They wanted me to take it. No, no. No, our girlfriends made us figure. Let me just ask,

probably just how to work it out. Cringene. I'm literally like, oh, cool. Oh. Oh. I feel like that's happened. I just locked it out. I've been there.

I've been there where I'm just like, oh yeah, sure. I like that. I motion to be in it. They just thrust the phone. But now I can think about it. It's like this one comment that someone wrote under someone did a TikTok about what a piece of shit I am, whatever. And then there were comments, you know.

And some were like defending me. Like, what are you trying to like, she's nice. And this one person's like, I saw? And some were like defending me. Like, what are you talking about? She's nice, you know? And this one person's like, I saw it, Sephora. And, you know, she kept having eye contact with me, like begging for me to like wanna recognize her. And so I'm like, normally it's that stars say, don't look me in the eye. Now, me just looking someone in the eye is like,

ah, you thirsty bitch. Should look me for a lippy boss. Yeah, so I was like, oh my god. So now I'm always like, oh my god, who's the girl that's gonna be like, ah, you thirsty bitch. You know, you put your lip gloss. Yeah, so now I'm always like, oh my god, who's the girl that's gonna be like, story time. So I'm in, I'm in Virgin Island. And I see Heather each time on them, just like, hey, I like the show and she's like,

what a picture. I don't want a picture. And then like, oh my god, this is so weird about her husband's like, are you okay? And then she like saw me again and smiled and had eye contact. And I'm like, leave me alone, you're fucking freak. Like she changed her mind.

Like, yeah. This is what scars people from being nice to their fans, like this. Oh my gosh. I had, this was when we first started the podcast. It was like very exciting. I think this was even like summer of 2018 where I was on a first date and someone came up

and like had this guy take a picture. And he didn't know what I did yet for work. It was so weird, think for him. He was just like, what is it? It was very like hold my purse situation and then I had to explain the whole thing. I just listened to one of my favorite people to impersonate was the Ramona singer

from Real House, US, in New York. And she has a reputation of being very short and rude with people, and it's never gotten better with her fame. And so she was doing an interview and she was like, you know, I just, I really, you know, I was on a first date. Okay, we were in at Tao. It's a very classy fresco. In your city.

And, you know, we're in the booth and it's like our first date, you know, and this girl just comes up to me and she's like, oh my god, I know you don't want this, but I want to get a picture of you. I'm like, no, no, this is my date. A lot of guys really like it. It's really, you know, it's really upsetting that these are like successful business men and they're really appreciate all these women come every,

and I'm like, yeah, it's amazing. I can't believe how either, everything you do with your face, it's like she's having Tourette's in her whole face. Oh my god, just go, also buy the way. If you don't want to get recognized, you don't go to the tourist, the most touristy place in town. Yeah. You're like I'm just trying to be under the radar at town. Yeah. I just got to do business. Like there is any other good Asian restaurants in all of New York. Like there isn't, by the way, I don't know if you're in the town. But that's where we went.

We went to town. Yeah. But also we got like a deal. We got a hook up. I'll never turn down a hook up. Yeah, free apps, couple cocktails. I'm always like, I'm flaming dessert at the end. We can't hold it. Yeah, I like Tau. I think it's fun, but I'm not trying to tell Vegas from now. It's incredible.

Yeah, come on. Yeah, totally. The Tau in Vegas, they just, I have mixed feelings about getting recognized. Like when I'm on a date, you remember that guy that I was on a date with, that bar and the bartender recognized me and sent over shots. The bartender was a man.

I was on a second date with this guy, or, yeah, second date. And then the bartender sent over shots and he was like, how do you know this guy? What's the deal? He got like really crazy about it. He's like, slept with the bartender. So now, when you go out with these guys, do you, if they don't know who you are, and they just thought you're a cute girl that they're talking to at like an event.

Mm-hmm. And they're like, what do you do? So then do you say, I have a podcast, which is not a coup anymore, everyone on earth has a podcast. Yeah. So like, I don't think that, so then you also have a podcast.

So unless they look you up and see how many followers you have, they might just be like, whatever this girl's, whatever. So in that case, with the bartender guy, did he kinda not know like the level of notoriety you were, or he did? Yeah, I think that was probably the case. I'm never gonna tell somebody how big the show is

or how big the live shows are. I don't need to, I don't need to tell you. I know it's so weird. Have you ever had someone be like, how do I know you? I'll say that. I'll say I have a pretty well-known point. And then I'll go, oh, I'm like, well, maybe from TV? Or I don't watch TV.

I don't know. A comedian? No, that's not it. We went to high school together. I'm like, OK, I know what high school went to. And it's not the one you went to. So I don't know how you know me. And I like some people get angry.

So I'm just kind of wondering, do you ever just like, with the guys just be like, it's pretty popular, I'm like a little bit famous, whatever. I mean, I just, I, I've never put it on the apps because what I don't want is someone looking me up and like knowing everything about me before they meet me in person. Like I just don't wanna, you've,

I mean not that they would, I think girls do that a little bit more than guys, like do a deep stalk before in person meeting, but I never, like on my dating app profiles had pictures of me with like a microphone in my hand or anything like that. I like to, but I'll tell you on the first date what I do. But it's like, it kind of is a slow rollout.

Like there, it's like this podcast and then if the tour comes up, they're like, oh, where do you play? You know, you do like the improv or like, what's the beacon? You know, like it just kind of can be a little bit like peeling back the layers, but I, I don't know. I'd like somebody to ask me leading questions. I like what she said about the microphone.

I did the same thing when I, I mean, I have it in an appropriate one I don't use, but no photos of me on stage or with a mic. I mean, that was Ashley's idea. I don't need to tell you how big the show is. If somebody's like, is it pretty popular, I'll say, yes, I'm not going to give you stats. And if somebody says, where do you perform, I'm probably not leading with the Chicago theater. And I still don't know that most people would even know how big that is. Like, your average person would not know necessarily. I didn't think it's a famous theater. I've got a guy that's like, oh, that's cool. Yeah, I have a podcast too. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was like, I was talking to this guy the other night about like, stand up. And that was the energy. And I was like, yeah, we are not the same. I don't know. Like, it was just, they're just cute doing it. They're all, they're just cute doing it.

They're just cute doing it. They're just cute doing it. Yeah, I have a podcast too. I'm like, no, it's not, it's same, same, but different. You know what I mean? No, no, it is. It's like, is it your fourth one? No. No, but like, my too. I'm like not it's not it's same same but different, you know what I mean? No, no, it is it's like is it your full-time job? You know, but like my friend and I like it's actually pretty good. I just got a license plates frames for it.

We talk about movies. Yeah, and like we just shoot this shit. Yeah, we should. We don't really have a format. We just put it out whenever. We're like us too. How do you guys make money? We don't really have a format. We just put it out whenever. We're like, that's too. How do you guys make money? We're like, everyone's all running at. That's your parallelism with Warren, we're on the show,

but you know, whatever. Like, how long you any do it for? How do you guys make money, exactly? Well, you guys been doing it five years. No, but how long you any keep doing it for? Like, you're asking me or you just saying, I'm doing the dishes, being the, I mean, the off to do.

I was like, we're on a date. I don't know. I know, because I cannot. You know, it's notdoodle. I was like, we're on a date? I don't know. I know, because I cannot- You know, it's not as people listen. We have a really core 15 listeners, and I don't want to let them down. All right, and then you do stand up. Yeah.

All right. Tell me something funny. Tell me a joke. When you talk about sucking dick and shit like that, yes. Yes, we do. I'm playing the girl. You're playing you. I mean, if a guy says tell me a joke,

I just would say no. I mean me too. No. Like I would be like no. Do you know that my breast reduction doctor asks me every time I go into his office to tell him a joke and my tits are fully out. I've gone to what different meetings, what I'm there.

And he's like tell me you got so many follow ups. What, I'm a little suspicious of that. I had too much to learn here. think it's a little suspicious of that. She was like a new hour from you. I had two rest reductions here. The first one just wasn't really a reduction. It was just like, let's cut your open see what happens. The second one was really a reduction.

But yeah, you go to a lot of follow-ups just to make sure things are healing. It's like healing, okay. It's like everything like eight times. Every time. Or there are a couple jokes. Yeah, every time. Every time my tits in his hands. I like to say what? I like if someone says something, I just go what?

And then it's just like the standoff. And then they know that I was like, so tell me a joke. I think I'd be like, what? Show me your deck. Yeah. Show me your deck. I'll make a joke.

That's a good one. I like that. I like that. Yeah. Yeah, I'll make a choice. Show me how you go down to me. I'm sure I'll come up with something. Yeah.

Well, I get so fired up about this because I feel the same way as you. When I post on Instagram, it's like the people that follow me, I, they're nice. They know me, they're fans. Yes. And if I have something that goes viral on TikTok, at first, it's really nice.

I've put a clip on TikTok. At first, it's all the people that follow me. And then it gets in the people's for you page. And then it's like, a free for all. So then I can see exactly the moment when I stop reading the comments. Because I don't need to be in the comments and read me things about myself.

I've never been like that. But I love reading me things. I can't do what. Absolutely not. I would never. But I like the nice what. Absolutely not. I would never. But I like the nice one. So that first comment that says, like, win in art funny, oh, women talk about his sex.

I'm like, no more comment reading for me. And then it kicks up. It's like hundreds of thousands of million views. And so it's men are so mad. Yeah. They're so, I'm like, are men okay? That we do comedy, and we talk about sex, and it's always the same comment,

it's always either a blank avatar, or this guy that looks the same, and he's like, it's like a some mega dude with a fish, you know, whatever, and they're so angry that we have the a-odacity to do comedy that they could never, and be that we dare to talk about sex. Like, when I see these comments flow in,

I'm like, are y'all good? Like, why are you so upset about women doing comedy? Right. But it's also those people that feel in me that they want to like write it. And I always have to try to run myself. Like, okay, it's not only is it such a small percentage of the comments, but it's also totally.

There's so many people that saw it that didn't comment. That like smiles. We remember that. And like smiles. We remind you of that all the time. Yeah, it's like, who are these losers? Like even just anything, anything, like a Comedy Central, JFL, whatever. What's JFL mean? Just for laughs.

I'm just talking about sites, Instagram accounts that post comedy clips all the time. Right. Netflix, whatever. Why do you write, didn't laugh? What? Just go about your day. Like it's crazy to me that people see something

in their feed that they don't like and they write because they're day and they don't just continue their day. And also, actually, actually, I will never respond to those people by the way. You'll never, you'll never. You'll never. If you can talk to yourself for days, hours, weeks, like people will never talk to you back.

But the ones in a blue moon every like six months, I will clap back at somebody. They walk back so quickly they don't even mean that they're just like oh man I'm just josh and whatever those are people that walk it back the quickest one girl commented on my Instagram one time she said something like why do you dress so bad and I wrote who the fuck asked you and she wrote me this super long a tm that was like I really have to work on myself I I'm really so sorry. I'm going through a lot. And I shouldn't have said that.

That was really out of line. I was like, what? Everyone's still alive. I will ruin someone's day. But in a clap back, everyone's still alive. I'm like, I'm going to make you feel really bad about yourself. But it's rare. Because I don't.

Right. And sometimes you're like, yeah, I hope that did. I hope that did script your day. Because you set up, you set up, but you set out to screw up mine. That was your goal. Yeah. Yeah.

But you have a good free meal for saving because I bet that girl won't ever do that to another celebrity or person that they don't personally know again. I mean, you know, she probably really did like learn her, like yeah, you know, you know, I remember one time like fortune fume stir she, she wrote this long thing and it was like, someone wrote something meme years ago and she like wrote this long thing of how she looked up the person. The person was a middle-aged woman.

She had pets, she was a grandma. She like looked like she was like this nice person. Yeah, and always says wife, mother yoga instructor. It's always like this. It's a Bible verse and it's spread love, live laugh love, love and light in her Instagram bio always. Yeah, she was like, you know, like just because we're like on TV and you think that like we're these super rich successful

people which we're like not, like it doesn't mean that we don't have feelings that your words don't affect us. Like it does. Yeah. It's just kind of like, wow, yeah. I think people think they're commenting into the abyss. I mean, I would never go on to Reddit and I would never look at her out.

I just, I wouldn't do it. But when somebody comes into my home, my Instagram page, you're showing up at my work and you're leaving a shitty comment. It's just, it's not the place for it. Most of our comments, 99% are so positive, so nice. But once a woman says that, it's usually so stupid. You dress bad. I don't care. Like you I don't I don't it's not for me that much. I wasn't trying to have a teachable moment. I was trying to just

make her feel stupid. But yeah, maybe that girl did look inside herself and she like really did. I feel bad. Yeah. Being that you guys are you know two females, you have a partnership together. Being that you guys are, you know, two females, you have a partnership together, and you're not in like a marriage or anything. Did you ever worry that you, you know, you might have like a daddy gang situation where the two girls break up and it's a collar daddy, yeah, collar daddy break up, or because I asked the lady gang a Kelty this as well, because I'm like, I wonder how have you ever gotten to a place where you got into bad fight?

Or have you been like, you know what? Let's like legally do this so that if anything ever happens, like it's like a nice clean break, like a marriage divorce. We've never, at least I have been. I don't think Raina has either thought that that was, and like, could happen. Like, there's no fight.

Any fight we've gotten into also, as an anything to do with the business, like luckily we've just really have had our goals aligned the whole time. And we know we're just like too mature adults. I mean, I also think those girls were a lot younger. Like, I probably, you know, eight to 10 years younger than us. I don't know that this would have worked so well

when I was 27. I think you're just more hotheaded, you're not as mature, you don't know how to work through things as much. Not everything's about age, but I think it is sometimes. Like, right, and I treat this, like it is a marriage with a child.

Not that I can tell you what it's like to work on a marriage and have a child, but I think that it's so important to us. We would do whatever it takes. We got to ask this on a call the other day with some potential investors. They would be worried, anyone would be worried. What if you guys break up?

What if it's caller daddy? What if it's this and that? Or notorious people that have broke up in the past? It's like, I don't know what to tell you. We just would figure it out. We've been doing this for five years. We went to business the second time together. We really love and respect each other.

And this is so important to us. And we have the same goals. I mean, I said this really early on that if Reina, if I started to feel like Reina was like, wanted to be like a real housewife, or like wanted to be reality TV, like that was her end goal. Like, that wouldn't have worked.

Like, we both randomly, even not being friends that long, have the same goals in what we want out of the business. What is the goal? Um, just, everything that we've done, you know, in terms of like the touring, the touring is the thing too, right? And never been on stage before. Luckily, she liked doing it, you know, like these things have all just fallen into place and then the sex toy business, like we wanted to start that.

But neither of us are really obsessed with being on TV. We'll do it, we'll do TV. We don't really want a reality show. We just kind of have always felt like the thing that the one person wants to do next is the same thing the other person wants to do next. Yeah, and we have a really good communication side. I think it's gotten even better.

I feel like now we've really, like we've been together for five years now doing these businesses and like we just don't really argue ever, like that doesn't mean to say that we have not in the past we've had arguments but we really know each other really well at this point with the buttons to push on each other and what to like the panel to pick yeah how to like whose responsible for what thing and when it's just sort of like relax and sit back a little bit we're like pretty aligned and I don't imagine any

business decisions that like one person really wants to do this thing the other person's like I refuse to do this. Like, we will find a compromise. And we get a lot really well. Our lives are like super integrated. Like, we've interviewed the lady gang girls and they're like, we don't socialize that much. Yeah.

We cannot relate. We spend like holidays together. Yeah. We have a lot of the same girlfriends. We travel together. So it's a lot of like together time. But we can. Can you hear if you have a sister?

No, we both have brothers that are exactly four years younger. It's just kind of a funny thing too. I think that's why too. Like, there's no No, we both have brothers. They're exactly four years younger. It's just kind of a funny thing too. I think that's why too. Like, there's no like, I don't know. That might be really why the star is the line as well. We think it's interesting. We don't really like fight or bicker. I mean, I think that like Ashley has taught me a lot

about communication because I withhold my feelings. I'm just mad. I just like, I won't talk about it. I won't hit your calls. I won't text you back. I'm just mad about something. And Ashley has taught me a lot about just like, just save the thing, just have the conversation. And like, it might feel really bad in the

moment, but like, it feels better after you do it. And have you ever been, uh, in more of a serious relationship with somebody, um, and you're hoping to find like twin brothers or something? I mean, I also think we have really healthy boundaries. Like I think that what I love about our relationship is it's easy to be like, we don't want to be together. Like I'm in some kind of part. Like I really, I want a partner in life and I can be the same way with.

And I'm like, I need to not be around you right now. You know, like we've just been together for 10 days traveling. Like I don't want to see you till Wednesday. You know, like, we feel really comfortable staying out with each other. That's great. So it was funny when people would know, heard that we were moving here and just assumed

we were living together. And we would ever, like, I would ever live with anybody, but I would live with right. Like, why would we ever do that? Yeah, we spent a lot of time together. Yeah, I think you've been really, I think all those things are like really smart. a lot of it's really smart. Yeah, not only keep a friendship But to keep a business partnership going like when when it is based on chemistry and friendship

It you know, it is good that you Even though you didn't set out to have those boundaries in Reflection you guys did and I think that I think that's what makes life easy and successful. And you can have both. You should have your life successful. Life should be easy. Otherwise, it's not successful. I remember hearing about the Colorado Diet situation

and how they walked out of this meeting with Dave, and they were completely misaligned about what the two of them wanted. And with vision for the brand, I don't think actually, and I've ever walked out of a meeting and felt like that. And that's a good feeling. And we like really do want a lot of the same stuff.

Well, I mean, again, who knows what goes on behind closed doors. The narrative was kind of like Alex was doing most of the work and the Sophia wasn't pulling her weight. I mean, who really knows? I mean, I've interviewed Sophia too. I know that I think everything worked out great for the way it was supposed to be.

I just kind of was like, I've had people like ask in a live show. We're thinking of doing a podcast together with my two friends. You have any suggestions. And one of my things was if you're going to start to do this, listen, 10 people may listen and you might have some fun on Tuesday mornings, or it actually might become something. And just like any business I would say at least have a one-pager, you know, like have a one-pager of like what the plan is, what the responsibility is. Yeah. If and when money comes in, how it's going to be distributed. Totally. And how it's going to be like, just have a just in case, whether you're making jewelry together or setting up a daycare or whatever your other, whatever becoming real estate partner, whatever it is,

I think, you know, just because you're best friends, just have that right at the start so that it's never, that's just to the general people listening. I think that's, you know. Well, I think I was, Ray and I were vetting each other early on and how the other person works. Like I love, I just seem like I was constantly in my head

of like, is she a hard worker? Is she like, does she do what she says she's gonna do? I knew that she worked in restaurants, which we both have. Like I knew she was like a hustler. Like my whole thing with working with people throughout the years has been someone's not pulling their way. Like I'm always the group project leader, you know,

like, I'll do it in no way. You know the same work ethic is very important. Yeah. It's the most important. It would be, that's when people ask about, when you think about luck and like, hard work, like the luckiest part is that this, we found each other and it worked out,

not knowing each other that well. But that's the thing, like, and if you feel like you're gonna do more work, you should make more money, that. I wanna say, I think maybe that's why this has been so successful is that you didn't have 20 years. We say you met in fourth grade. And we grew in there. You know, your best friends, this, this father Jew and eighth grade and this father Jew

when you went to college. And this was happened in the sorority house. And that can like bubble up after five margaritas or whatever. Like I think it's probably because you didn't have so much history and you're starting as mature, hardworking women that had your goals aligned. Yeah. It's been fun for our audience and for us because we got into know each other through the show and like still she tells me so many stories that like I've never heard before. I love that. That's really fun for us and yeah in terms of like work, if I say

I'm going to do something, I absolutely do it and hurt you. And like we tell everybody to be higher, like if I tell you to do something, I have to trust you're going to do it. I can't ask you twice. You can't tell me you forgot or you do this in a rush. You fucked it up. Like that's the most important part of our business is like, any time Ashley said that she's going to take care of something, like I don't ever think for one second it's not going to be done. It's just done. And so like that breathes a lot of trust. And then it's just fun. We just thought we laugh a lot.

Yeah, I don't know like how you like what would you say is like the number one thing in your marriage that like like is it laughing a lot? Like is it like time apart? Like I always am curious about like long relationships or romantic otherwise. Like what people attribute to. I mean the biggest thing is just that if we have an argument or disagreement, it just doesn't last very long.

Like, you know, we know we have to get all along with the day. So it's like the next person, like I leave, like I left, you know, we're like doing this, we have this coffee maker. And I don't really think it's that great. I don't, like, left, you know, we're like doing this, we have this coffee maker. And I don't really think it's that great. I don't, it, like, I don't know. And so now I like to do like half cure, a half the coffee maker, because for some reason,

I don't feel like the cappuccino thing is like that hot or it's too milky or you're honest. So I'm like combining it. And, and Peter's like, well, you have to clean out the, whatever, you're just set the cleaner for the milk thing. And I'm like, well, I don't, I might have another cup. Like, I'm still have to dry my hair, okay? And he's like, no, do it.

I'm like, what about your eggs? Did you clean your eggs? And I'm like, you know what, this is like, I'm done with like a domestic argument, like the buy. Like, I'm successful, goodbye. So I go down there and show you my hair. That's a m-tash, I'm done. I'm successful, goodbye. So I go out there and drink some of my hair. That's a matured, Ashley. I'm done.

I'm successful, I'm goodbye. And so like, like, oh, yeah. So I did, I dumped, a waste of milk, because I could have made another cut. I dumped the milk, I cleaned the thing, and I'm thinking my head,

I'm never gonna make. I'm only gonna buy six dollar Starbucks from now on. I'm not using this stupid little thing. I don't even like it. That's what I'm thinking in the house. Yeah, and then like comes in and he's like, Hey, with the dog. Oh, like he's just like acts like a psycho that nothing happened.

Yeah, but I was like, all right. And then we just start and he goes, so I'm going to book this place for like, Kate to for Brandon's birthday. I'm like, yeah, that's, and that was it. I mean, I think that's like, near person is what there's. And sometimes there's bigger deals in that.

Yeah. But I'm saying like in the long run of like, how many years, but it's also a lot of that. But it also has to be like, I always tell people this when they're like going through married situations or whatever. And if they have kids, and I just say, when you look at your husband, do you want to babysit your grandchildren together?

Do you see yourself at 70 being like, oh, we're so excited. Yeah. Johnny's bringing over Kaylee today. And if you're like, no, I think it would be a fucking night. Like, then get out now. Great, cool. Like, get out now. Yeah. Because, but if you do like, no, I think it'd be a fucking night. Like, think it out now. Great. Like, get out now. Like, because, but if you do say that, then just know that like, there's

gonna be times that are just not great months, not great years. There's gonna be times that are like, wow, that was like a really rough, we weren't getting along or we were going through a business thing or a parent was dying or so like The big thing like it's interesting though when I see like sometimes just celebrities talk about relationships and stuff and They date someone for six months and I get a book deal about love and then they break up and I'm like and it's this big thing You can do it and I'm like hey, that's fine Come back to me. In 10 years.

Yeah, come back to me in 10 years. Like, but in the meantime, like totally enjoy the love bombing and the fresh dick. Like, have the best time ever. Yeah. But don't start doing TED talks on it. Right. You know, I would never, it's a blind spot for me.

I can't tell you what it's like to be with somebody for five years, 10 years. Like, I can't believe it to the pros. Yeah. But we don't have the option to fight long-term. We are always on tour together or we go out to go out to dinner, we run two companies together,

but it's something like, we're not like a let it marinate, be mad at each other. We don't have an option to do that. We're not talking to you for the rest of the day. We have to talk to so many people together all day every day. Well, you know what I think? Well, what is great,

even though you guys are not lovers. Hahaha. The re, it is kind of interesting to whatever case is, who's ever listening to this, whether it's with a romantic person or a friend or even like a sister or whatever, something new in business with. Is I do think you have to figure out, it's really great if you're on the same level of communication of like exactly what you said, we're not going to marinate, we're not going to do the silent game, we're not going to. And it's really hard because sometimes you marry someone and you've never fought. And then five years in, now you're fighting and someone is communicating different than

you and they're doing the silent treatment or whatever. And it's like, I don't know how to fix that. That is hard. That is hard. And so it's like, again, you guys are just really lucky that you, you know, yeah, I mean, it's so funny. It should be like, the coffee maker thing. We can make our thing.

We can make our thing. We can make our thing. We can make our thing. We can make our thing. Like, the thing is like, I just have dated those people where like, it's two days later and they bring up the coffee maker and you're like, what? Like, I thought we were past.

What are you talking about? The way you looked at me when you told me about the milk. Like, I'm just like, oh my god. It's not about the coffee maker. And you're like, what? Like, I thought we were past. What are you talking about? The way you looked at me when you told me about the milk. Like, I'm just like, oh my god. It's not about the coffee maker. It's not about the pasta. But it would be, it's just, it's, you guys seem like you just rebound quick. Keep it moving.

Like, you have something terrible happens. But like, I feel like I was in those situations where I was like, you're still, also if you were still mad about it, just tell me, like, how can you still be mad about this day later? I thought we were past this. I don't like not knowing what's going on.

And that's why Reina will say, like, I'll bring it up immediately. I'll ruin a dinner. I don't care. If I feel like some of the vibe is off, I'm like, let's get it out now. Yeah. What do you mean with each other?

With a guy or something? No, like something. She'll just, she just says it. I mean, if something is, if something, if the vibe it. But I'm like, if something is, if something, if the vibe is off, I'm like, let's just fix it now. The pillow's a true small and a hotel room. We're talking about different stuff. We're talking about different stuff.

Well, I want to know the guy too. She is like a let's fix it now person. It's hard for me when I take the thing in a romantic relationship and it tribute it to a larger personality trait I don't like. So if it's like, you're not doing the dishes because I think you're just fucking lazy in general and you can't take care of stuff in general and you're just not like, you're not proud of where you live.

So you're not taking care of where you live. Like if I attribute it to a much larger character trait, then I do silent treatment a little bit because I'm trying to like figure out in my head, like how do I address this? Cause it's not nice. What I'm thinking about, you was not nice. It's not that I think you just didn't do the dishes.

Instead, I think you're a sloppy lazy person. Yeah. I think that then you should dump this person. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're not together anymore. Like, you sat here all day while I was out being successful with my other partner,

and you didn't do the dishes. I don't understand this. How's dinner not on the table? Yeah. And that's a really mean thing to think about a person. Yeah. And I said to Ashley, I was like, I don't know how his ex wiped out with this.

And she was like, you dealt with your boyfriend. What do you mean he's your boyfriend? You're so insane. I just don't say, like, I don't know how his ex dealt with this. But how are you? When you were like, you with your boyfriend, I still hear it. It makes me laugh so hard. I know. Sometimes I used to be like, you know,

complain to my mother-in-law about her son. And she was always so nice, you know. And never, ever didn't take my side. Just tried to be really nice about it. And then one day I realized, do I want my son Drake's wife calling me when I'm 80? No, I want to stop this shit right now. And then I also realized there came a time where I'm like, wait a minute, I had him in my custody longer than she did. Like if I don't like the way that things are going,

how is it her fault? Right. She raised until she was 18. I've had him for 22 years. Wow. So I are responsible. I have to take the responsibility. I have to take the responsibility.

It's me. Yeah. It's not her fault anymore. God, leave her alone. Right, she had a funny, it was the kid. You're the kid. I have the adult version. This, on me. Yeah, that's So funny like yeah, when you sometimes you're just like, oh, why and then I just think like I don't I hope my

Sons are like good partners. I don't know if they will be or not. I don't know. I'm confining to you two boys. Yeah, how do you like raise Boys like how do you make sure they're good partners? Like do you find yourself being like, what the fuck? This is crazy I'm just like to make sure they're good. You know, do you find yourself being like, what the fuck? This is crazy. I'm just supposed to like make sure they're good. Be more stressful. I don't know. I'm gonna try to say it. I'm like, this is kids. Like, I mean, I know it's hard.

Because you gotta love them, but you can't love them too much. You gotta give them confidence, like not too much. But are you worried about like boys specifically? Like, are you worried like, are you treating women right? Are you like, how do you... Or could they get a woman at all? I'm more concerned that they are like, never going to like, try.

Are they not trying? Are they not fucking? No. Are they hot? Yeah, what are they all doing? Yes. Are they tall? You both are kind of tall. They're tall. Is the 20-year-old tall?

The 20-year-old is straight. He's like, six four. What? Drake is six four. What? Drake is six four? I don't know what he doesn't call. She's in college. I don't know what he does. But the other one, the other one is just an innocent kid. Like, no.

And, you know, and there's no rush to it. Oh, there's no rush. Is that other in the middle? Yeah, that's the other. Okay. So there's no rush to it. But then I also think, oh my God, you know, they're did you hear that statistic that one third of all men under 30 have never had sex? Well, so it's my Scott Galway. It's in the last year. I I had to go back to

that because when we heard I did this it's just a scock allways. I don't know if he did the research on it, but he speaks about it, but it is within the last year because I had to check that too. That was, I was like, that can't be right. But that still is like. I totally think it is right.

Because I really? I really? I really, and video games and only fans and webcam girls and me too and being scared and like even like just a perfect example is you know like I was out one night and there's these girls to have an a dirty 30 party some girls turning 30 right and they're all cute and they're all there. And my sister and I are there. And my sister goes, why are these girls

being approached by guys? Why are they not being approached by guys? Why are they not being approached by guys? Like, she's like, if we were at this place at, you know, 20, 30, we would 100% already have gotten a drink, given our number out and maybe even even kiss someone on the dance floor. There would be a bachelor party with you guys. Yes, we would be.

I just think there's so much of a fear of like, because every girl, if a guy even approaches them, they're like, I think in the guy's head, jokingly, I think in the guy's head, you know, like jokingly, like I've even said, like, you know, everybody that even pursues you, are they grooming you? Are they love bombing you? Are they a narcissist? Or are they just creepy? We're like to take you out when you think about how it's supposed to happen. Well, I think about now there's an alternative, right? Men used to have to approach women

and deal with like rejection and say, you know, you don't talk to me. But now there's an alternative to that. They just go on and have to meet what they want to. A boy said to call my house and talk to my dad. You know what I mean? They're different. They just are built different. I like where we're at and then being a little more cautious when it comes to anything aggressive. But they just can't be the way that the guys that are like elder millennials are gonna be, because they were just built so different. Like, I think about how crazy that is.

Like, when I was in middle school in high school, guys had to pick up a landline and call, and like, my dad could answer, and they had to be like, is Ashley home, and then they would have to like come, like, it just, I mean, it's different. I think everything's different. Like, you know, I mean, I sent you this one story with me, but he's like, I mean, he has a car,

I mean, we'll park this park for a patron, but he has a car and, you know, that's a nice car, but I'm like, you don't wanna lead with that, but you just say I have a car I'd like to take you, you know, whatever. So I'm like, it was kind of coaching them in the beginning, and now I'm like, I'm just gonna let the chips fall in me.

But I was like, when you talk to a girl, he likes to golf, okay? So there's all these golf courses they can go in Arizona. And so I'm like, you know, he meets this girl that likes to golf. So he's like, okay, well, you would you wanna go golfing one day?

And she's like, okay, so she gives her a number. So he texts the certain, is like, okay, you know, would you wanna go Saturday, I can pick you up, whatever. She's like, I can't I have something else? He asked her, again, I can't I have this for ready stuff? And I'm like, all right, well then that's it. Right. Like you asked her out twice. Yeah. You know, but I go, but on the other hand, I'm like, I wonder if this girl

is like so freaked out, but like everything in the news, like, who's this guy that's gonna come to my dorm and like, put me in a car? Like, because there's so many women that I, when they read my book, which was, my first book, which you'll never blew up on the town again, it's about all these dates I went on. And I had so many girls that are like, they're not virgin, but they've literally never been on a date.

Like, they've never had someone call them on the phone, text them whatever and say, can I come, where do you live? We met at the bar, you know that you know my friend, I'm not a serial killer or whatever, or maybe they could be what you got a risk at a certain point, I don't know. Like I just, I think it's really hard for the guys, I don't think it's really hard for the girls.

And I almost feel like I've joked about like bringing back arranged marriage. I don't know how we're going to get people together. Well, I feel like it's very hard right now for everybody out there. Well, she could call a new bird and take her. I think two times is great. I'd love to like empower men to ask twice. You know, the first time maybe you really have plans, second time, it does show interest to be like, I'm just going to pull myself out there.

Any time more than two, I've said no. It feels a little annoying and obnoxious if you've asked a third time. I'm just like, I'm just gonna pull myself out there. Any time more than two I've said now, it feels a little annoying and obnoxious if you've asked a third time. I was like, I've made it clear I don't want to. But I think we should empower men to try a little bit. But the third time, I think that she can offer to get new and Uber and go there. She shouldn't feel unsafe in the middle of the day.

I don't think. I don't know that she is. I'm just saying, I just wonder if, like I remember when a guy was almost like too nice to like I like to figure up and I'd be like there would be like this weird like and I don't know why you know if you feel unsafe don't go on a date I'm going to put that in there if you feel unsafe don't listen to my son like we talked about this all the time it's it is hard for everybody and the covid fucked everything up even more but it's like we we always want to say that yes there's totally guys out there that can't read the room they come

approach you in a bar they won't leave it's like come on you should go like read basic body language just because someone buys you a drink doesn't mean you have to speak to them all night you don't owe them your time but like we always want women to just like not shame guys for trying to because that's why they stop. You know, like guys don't want to, they have this a lot of them think that they're being creepy. You know, that they, if they walk up to you in a bar that a woman's going to be like, oh my god, can you believe it? Can you believe that creep came up? You know, and it's just like, I don't know, like, he's what, which it is for intimidating too, a big group of girls.

You don't want to penetrate the crowd. Yeah, yeah. But that is intimidating to a guy. Like one guy's not gonna try to penetrate the 30-year-old birthday party. And when I think about it, I think I was really forward back in the day. But yeah, what did you say? I don't know why I'm saying penetrating. He probably is gonna try to penetrate it,

but I know what you're talking about. But when we were, like, I know, I'm like, I don't think the young girls today will ever know the joy of like any bachelor at party I want to any of them. Another bachelor party like sniffs you out. Like a guy. A bachelor at and a bachelor party.

Yeah, it's like, or a group of guys. A guy's trip, a girl's trip. Yeah. Anytime I've gone, it's like, you can smell below inhibitions in the horniness. Yes, and the group setting. And it was just like, that was so fun. And I'm like, I don't know if that's happening today,

the way we used to roll. Like I would, I remember being Miami, we was like probably 10, 12 years ago, I was in a bachelor party, we met this bachelor party, like fuck this guy in the ocean till 5 a.m. You know, like it's just, those are the days. Water's so nice and warm in Miami. But like we got out of the water when the people were like up,

like old people are walking the beach it was weird It was like the metal the metal detectors. Yeah The dogs are out. I'm like my pussy's out, you know, but what a night what a night I love men approaching me. We talk about meeting guys in the wild all the time And just you just have to make prolonged eye contact more than once I will smile at somebody have physically an open body to the room. You can't sit in the corner and be like, don't look, don't look girl. But you gotta do the laps. Yeah, do a lot.

And what you do is you do the eye contact a couple times long. And then and then you what I also like to do is you walk by and you make sure your tits touch him. I did not know what was going on. You can touch it on a farm. Anything. It's really good if you can do face to face and it's crowd. It's gonna be nice for you guys with larger tits. I feel like I have to get right up.

I feel like as you feel my nose, she be nose to nose with somebody. My nose would touch them before my test. Just kidding, I've got my nose to touch. But if you don't have a, if you don't have a tit, it's some type of physical stuff. Touch is important. Touch is important and I like, Alino, sorry to get the napkin.

I don't know, something. The touches, the touches important. Now I also, what we always want to do is like, empower women to say things when guys are making them uncomfortable, like just control your whole situation. Like, because I think women are so scared to be like, he won't leave us alone. It's like, tell him to leave you alone. Like, if some guy won't leave you alone, I've been like, hey, I'm just trying to have drinks with my girlfriend, you know, like you're bothering us. Like, I

think we should always be in control of those situations. Like even with sex, you know, you're in that situation where you're like, well I just, I didn't wanna have sex with them, but I didn't know what else to do. We were making out on, I was at his place, we were naked, so I just like did it. Like I'm not saying that this is

that someone forced themselves and someone, but a lot of it is teaching like women how to exit situations. A lot of people do it, yeah, end up being like, I didn't even want to, but I just, it was less effort. Yeah, just play there. Well, and this is taking, not saying that the guy did anything, but I've been in these situations where I'm like, pants are already off, man.

I just didn't know how to switch to say or out. I'm like, I'm sorry, yeah. So I love giving people the language. I think that people look up to us for this type of things like the younger girls. And we want to give them the empowering language to remove yourself from situations that you don't want to be in.

Yeah. Because that was, I think, our thing when we were younger was like, I don't know what to say. I do. I would already be making out. I'd be in the bed. And I would just be like, I guess I'm just going to have sex. I don't know.

I'm here. Why don't I'm horizontal? Like, I can't turn back now. And, you know, I don't beat myself up for any of those situations either. Like, I had fun. I was in the moment. That's fine.

I don't care. Like, I've never been the one to wake up and be like, I'm so upset and journal about it for weeks. I try to just forgive myself if I was enjoying myself and I was in the moment. But now I'm fine to just not be in that moment. Yeah. Or put myself in moments I want. I walked up to a guy the other night at a bar

and I just started making out with him. And it was nice, it felt nice. What happened to there? I had sex with him. Oh, and we're raising now. He, he they did butt stuff on the first night. It was, it was very nice. And Raina doesn't even like butt stuff.

So, I don't not like it, I hate it. I don't even want, I don't even want a finger near the rim. If I'm almost gonna orgasm and you tap on my butthole, I will never have an orgasm. I'm coming immediately. I love a finger. Lots of women.

All my girlfriends are like, I love it. I will come immediately. I don't, he's like fun to fun. He handed me a butthole. I was like, he put it in your cell. Which is crazy. You have to do. He's a crazy person.

Yeah. And so where is he now? He's in New York. It was just when I was like wild nights But did it happen here in New York? It happened in New York. He's actually from here, but it happened in New York He was just a good one-night stand. Yeah, I just felt like it. Oh, that's fine. Yeah, like Why can't he be a good second one night stand? He turned out to be kind of weird. Oh, okay Yeah, but like I was just a fun experience. Yeah. But I can want to wear, I mean, he just sends me like one word text messages, like, sup. But like, Reina used this, some of this content at our recent live show during the

holidays and it like crushed, you know, like, these, it's the benefit to like, like, sometimes you are boning just for the content. Every, every, um, I'm not gonna do a just for the story, but if I afterwards I'm like, that's gonna be a great story. I mean, it's always a great, like every bad day I went on everything, even then as an adult, like married adult, any like, I remember one time my stepdaughter

I was upset about something and she was like 12 at the time and she goes, it's fine, mom will be fine in two weeks, it'll be in her act or something. And I was like, oh! And it was right, in the moment, in the moment I'm like, if cameras saw that, this everyone would tell me to pack my bags and leave. And then within, so quickly, I can tell the story and see all the humor in it and how relatable it is

to so many people's lives. Yes. And so it's like, you know, it's truly the lemonade that you can make out of the lemons is, is you. We think so too. When I was about urgent care and that woman was squeezing that cyst in my butthole, I was like, I'm never telling anyone about this.

And then a week later, I was like, you know, this is pretty good on stage. You would assist in a butthole? And my butt crack. Oh, and I had to get it like drained manually. She just like got back in there. I was horrified. I was like clutching.

You're gonna have a vet. Sounds like honestly something you'd have to do for a shot. Yeah. Like human doctors won't do it only animal doctors. Well, I was in the room with this hot male nurse, and I was like telling him about it, and I was like, is he gonna ask me to show him? Like, I'll take my pussy out, I don't care. You know, like, he's this hot guy.

And he was like, let me stop you right there and go get the woman doctor, and I was like, okay. So we went into another room, and she fixed it. It was just that this, I was even, I was here. I was in LA, like, out of town at the time. This was months ago when I had to go to this urgent care and deal with this situation. I was like, even me, I'm never telling anyone about this.

I am mortified. I can't believe I'm in this situation. Just face down, ask up with this woman's in my butt crack. And sure enough, I was like, she'll talk about it. Two weeks later, I figured out the tags and did it. What a blessing. What a blessing. On that note, girls.

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So fun. Thank you for having us. Thank you.