Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Inside Taylor & Travis’s Wedding, Newport Beach 4th of July Chaos & Toxic Hollywood Mom Groups
Episode Date: July 7, 2026Taylor and Travis are officially married, and I have the ultimate inside scoop because I might have actually been there to witness it all! I’m breaking down everything from the exclusive guest list ...to what the interior of Madison Square Garden looked like, the jaw-dropping guest gifts, the officiant, and exactly who spilled the beans and is officially uninvited to the future baby shower. Then, we get into my Fourth of July and the chaos that happened in Newport Beach, and I’m not just talking about what allegedly went down with Shannon Beador at the Quiet Woman. Plus, watching The Valley has me wondering how much the original Vanderpump Rules cast misses their heyday, and why you literally have to get drunk just to tolerate hanging out with these people. We also break down Dave Portnoy's thoughts on his young girlfriend. Taylor Frankie Paul is addressing the social media backlash over her multiple baby-daddy custody battles, Bunny XO is heading to ASU, and a wild new Netflix show in the works about a toxic, real-life Hollywood mom group. -Use code JUICYSCOOP at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad -Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to Quince.com/juicy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. -For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code JUICYSCOOP. -Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/JUICYSCOOP — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad -If you have an iPhone, head to ladder.fit/JUICYSCOOP and take a quick quiz to find your perfect Ladder plan. Use my link and get a free 7-day trial with NO credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join. Subscribe to my new show Juicy Crimes!: https://bit.ly/juicycrimes Stand Up Tickets and info: https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald and get extra juice on Patreon: https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPod https://www.patreon.com/cw/juicyscoop Watch the Juicy Scoop On YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: https://juicyscoopshop.com/?srsltid=AfmBOopTZFUvAeokrJJ6dQ5wuAW1T3nssO6pHk47u7KymJUBtBgKCvfX Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HeatherMcDonaldOfficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Well, I am back from attending Taylor and Travis's wedding.
Many of you may have seen my final get ready with me look when I was leaving the hotel
to go to the wedding. I posted that around 3 o'clock East Coast time because I was on the East Coast
before I got in one of the many sprinter vans that they had provided to take us to Madison
Square Garden.
This is a risky thing.
There were a lot of podcasters there.
I got invited and I was like, I'm going to probably never speak to Taylor again because
I have to tell the juicy scupers about what happened at the wedding.
So we walked in and you like go into this red curtain and then from there they took your
phones and everything.
they reminded you of the NDA that you signed before, which says you absolutely cannot talk about
what you saw inside, who was there, what was said, how the vows went, anything like that.
You cannot talk about the structure of the castle, which was white or that the colors on the
sides were peach and white, that it looked like it's a small world inside with Disneyland,
like some of the artwork that Dior did everything.
We couldn't say that it was the Bond Zero chef that Taylor loves so much and the food was
totally delicious or that there were arcade games there.
We couldn't say any of that.
But I'm telling you now because I'm not the only one that's going to not be invited to
the baby shower, which will happen approximately a year.
and a half from now, I will be off the list forever because I'm telling you everything that I saw
while I was there. And the other person that won't be there is Taylor's aunt. Because when she was
leaving the wedding, she was stopped getting into a cab. Yeah, she had to take a cab. And she was like,
oh my God, it was great. They both cried. Travis cried more than Taylor in the vows.
and I'm like, Auntie, you are next from the next event.
Okay.
Now, of course, some of you are like pulling over.
You are going to my Instagram.
You're like, Heather, how did you keep this a secret?
And others of you are like, girl, we know that you are on your lake in a, in Sherwood on
4th of July and that this is all BS.
But you know what?
I want to make it fun and entertaining for you, juicy scoopers, and that's what I do.
So I will tell you all the details that I have found out from all the many different sources
about this wedding and give you my opinion. So no, I was not invited, but looking at some
of the people that were invited, I think it's completely possible that I could have been
invited. And you know what? I would have believed my post too. So don't feel dumb, okay,
because I'm up there with some of these people. And it's 500 people plus one. That is a lot of people.
That is a lot of people.
A lot of celebrities and some that seemed a little confusing.
Why are they invited?
It felt a lot like the Lauren Sanchez Jeff Bezos, like just stars just, they got invited.
They got that email and they're like, I'm clear in the schedule.
I mean, some of the people that really surprised me that allegedly went was Brad Pitt,
Julia Roberts.
Like, it just kind of seemed like a really good like Hollywood party to go to.
I mean, do they really have Taylor's number? Do they text with her? Do, you know, maybe they got to go to a concert or something, but that is kind of surprising. Then you got to think of, you know, it's possible because Travis and his brother have a very popular podcast and they've interviewed a bunch of stars over the last couple of years. And you do become friends with your guests. I am totally guilty of that. And so those people would be invited to. Now, let's just get into all the headlines.
I don't forget anything. One is they, according to TMZ, they gave their, their guess,
Cartier watches. She wore Cartier and Dior. We have not seen any photos of her dress yet,
because of course there is that strict NDA. All we really saw was people getting ready and taking
the photo before they left. So I was getting a pedicure, don't mean to brag, at 12,
which was Pacific Time, L.A. time. And that's what.
when I started to see like Selena Gomez and people leaving their,
taking their one last photo in front of their mirror before they leave their hotel.
And that's when I was like, oh my God, let me find a photo from when I went to a wedding two years ago.
And yes, it was in the lobby of the Santa Barbara Miramar.
And some of you, eagle eye sleuths figured that out and wrote that in the comment.
But that's why I was like, oh, let me just put this on.
And then like I heard from Sutton, Sutton of Beverly Hills.
texted me and was like, did you really go, are you really at the wedding? And then I didn't answer
her because clearly I can't have my phone. I'm at the wedding. So then the next day, I was like,
just got back from the wedding. And so sorry, just seeing this now, I didn't have, they wouldn't
let us have our phones. I like to keep something going, seeing how long someone is really going to
go for it. Anyway, that seems overly generous, but they're extremely generous. They donated 26
million dollars to many different charities to feed the, you know, to feed people that
need food in America. There's different charities. Dolly Parton's charity got a lot of money and
she made a video about it. I think the Paisley's made a video about it. It was, and it was
$26 million. You know, she always does all these little like, you know, clues and little like
poems and you figure out the Easter egg. One theory is, were they actually legally married on
June 6, I mean, on, sorry, on June 26, 2006. And then that would be, they got married on the 26.
It was the year of the 20, you know, 9, 2006, and then they gave 26 million dollars.
That could be possible. Who knows? At the wedding, Adam,
Sandler officiated the wedding and created a new song that was about them.
Now, some people are like, are the Swifties disappointed in some of the tacky, corny things that
happened at this wedding? And why are they being so silent? They are not overly talking about
how great it is because maybe they think it's tacky, but they never want to go against her.
listen, I hate women especially who judge a wedding. I really do. And I've been from this way from the very
beginning. There was a time when, you know, all my friends were complaining about weddings that
they were in and, you know, they did bridesmaids and how expensive it was and just complaining about
the weddings and why is it at this time and why is it so hot and why. And it kind of forced me to decide not to have
bridesmaids, which is one of the things I truly regret. Because I think having bridesmaids can be really
fun. And many of the girls I would have chosen, I'm still good friends with today. So my philosophy is
always like, it's your day to make it however you want it, big, small, you know, even open bar.
If you want to have an open bar, great. I would hope you would. But if you want to have a cash bar,
you can have a cash bar. That's what you can afford and you don't want people getting so drunk.
if you choose to go to that wedding, don't fucking complain that you have to spend $50 on drinks,
okay?
If you choose to go to the wedding, show up and be a fucking delight and don't complain.
And even as someone looking from afar, I think this is what she wanted.
She wanted to include a lot of people.
She wanted the world to know about it.
She probably thought by having it on the third that was more respectful than having it
on the fourth.
Other people would say she wants all the attention because she also had it during the
World Cup and whatever on a big holiday weekend. Who cares? You can have your wedding when you want to
have it, where you want to have it. Everyone deserves to be the bride, especially someone that successful,
that famous, that has brought joy to that many people that love her music and her writing and
everything else. So this is how she had it and the people that she invited a bunch of stars and
a lot of them chose to come.
Top, top stars came.
So maybe they did give everybody a Cartier watch.
I mean, that's a lot better than a candle with T&T on it.
So, you know, go for it.
Okay.
Also, I talked about the aunt, this aunt Robin, she's in the doghouse because she told them.
She said, they cried and they laughed and they danced and they hug.
and they kissed. She told LBC News of the Newlywoods as she left the nuptials in an SUV.
Okay, I made a mistake. She did go in an SUV, SUV, which I hopefully they provided.
But I got to tell you, Robin, like, this isn't good. This isn't good. I kind of was in this world
many years ago when I was a guest at Kardashian things. And I thought if I, if someone asked me
about it and I told people about it as long as it was positive, they wouldn't be mad. Sometimes that
can be interpreted as you're a thirsty bitch and you're trying to get a headline by talking about us
and you're like, but I was asked and I was saying nice things about you. It's a slippery slope.
And I remember one time there was a, I think a Kim Kardashian baby shower maybe and Chris's sister came out and
jokingly said everyone got Rolexes or something, but it was a joke. And then that made all the
magazines. And then there was allegedly like a riff about, you know, she shouldn't be talking to
the press about things that happen at these parties. I don't know. But that's why you just don't do
that. You follow the fucking rules. And they, speaking of bridesmaids, they did not, she did not have
any bridesmaids or maid of honor or matron of honor. No, Blake lively was not the matron of honor.
as predicted, Blake and her husband conveniently had an event, which is exactly what I said.
I said they're going to be far away from New York City at something with their children.
One of their daughters is an equestrian.
She had an equestrian meat that took them out.
And therefore, they had family time.
She was being a great mother.
That's the focus.
and it was, you know, on the schedule.
So it worked out perfectly with four kids.
You could probably find some thing that will take you out of the city that your former
best friend, who's the biggest pop star in the world, is having a thousand-person
wedding and you're the godman, and she's the godmother to your children, but because you
dragged her into a frivolous lawsuit, she's like, I don't want any stink on me.
You're not invited to the wedding.
But maybe you are, maybe we just say you have something to do over there, girl.
Anyway, no bridesmaids, no maid of honor.
She just had her brother be her, they called man of honor.
And then of course, Travis had his brother, podcast co-host, be his best man.
So they just had the two guys up there, both their brothers.
Again, I think it's great.
She doesn't want to fuck with the bridesmaid.
She doesn't want that to be stories of who's chosen as a bridesmaid and who's not.
and also sometimes that takes attention away from you, good or bad.
I thought it was a classy move.
That I did think was classy.
Apparently, according to page six, multiple workers were escorted out of Madison and
Madison Square Garden for allegedly taking photos of Taylor Swift and Travis's Kelsey's wedding.
I don't know that that's true or not.
I kind of find that hard to believe that they would do that.
But maybe they're like, look, I'm only going to make a couple hundred bucks.
working this event as an extra worker.
If I could get some photos snuck,
that would be a lot worth a lot more
than me following the rules
and then hoping to be hired by this catering
or company or event planner again.
So maybe it is true, but I would think
in escorting them out, they confiscated those photos
or made them delete them off the phone or whatever the case.
So Selena Gomez went with her husband.
let's see what else.
Oh, they said, so like I said, there was some of the things that we saw, now we saw the,
the next day they showed video of them clearing out Madison Square Garden.
And then of course, people are like, how terrible you're making the workers work on 4th
of July.
Listen, in this world, some people have to work on traditional holidays.
And you're probably really happy to get the work and you don't care.
sometimes it's a bummer. You just accept it. It's life. So we can't be mad at her for that.
So they had to move out the stuff, which looked, you know, they had to bring it all in. So it looked
like very cardboardy and, you know, peach and white and creamy. But I'm sure put all together,
I'm sure it was gorgeous. I'm sure it was gorgeous. And we are going to see it eventually.
It's going to be on a documentary like six months from now or she's going to post it somewhere else.
We will see it.
Eventually we're going to see it.
She's going to want us to all see it.
But she just wants to make sure it's coming from them and not other people.
The AMC CEO posted and then deleted a play-by-play of Taylor Swift's and Travis's Kelsey's wedding.
That's where we learned that the colors were peach and white, which a lot of people would go,
peach and white.
I don't know.
Again, it's her fucking day, bitch.
Okay?
Let her have her peach and white wedding.
There were some interesting CEO types that were also invited along with the other stars,
along with J.Lo, which I wonder who Jailo took, because I don't think she's dating anyone right now,
and some of these bigger stars.
Nisi Nash and her wife went.
It was, Bo and Yang went.
I mean, there was a variety of people, which hence why people believed could Heather have gone and like her talking about it was just like part of the plan.
Gigi Hadid came with Bradley Cooper.
They're still a couple.
She looked stunning.
This pink dress was perfect.
It was a perfect wedding dress for her to wear.
The jewel was gorgeous.
He looked great.
His facelift has settled.
He does not look as much like Barry Manelow.
By the way, Barry Manilow was caught this weekend in Palm Springs going to the grocery store.
Someone just walking around the shopping center saw him just getting some stuff for a barbecue at home.
So crazy.
And then the bodyguard or whoever was like, hey, can you not film?
It's the thing, people, you walk outside your house, get ready to be filmed.
Metaglasses, surveillance cameras, TikTokers, you don't have a right to say to someone, don't film me.
so don't leave your house.
But let's see, who else?
Oh, this just popped up on TMZ.
Taylor Swift's tour dancer named Tori Evans,
a very pretty girl.
Her video just showed of her getting ready.
So like, you know, and then she pops up
and she's in the gown going to the wedding.
The gown is stark white.
I mean, not cream.
I mean not belted with a with a black.
waistband. I'm talking white, white, white. She did wear like neon green shoes, which is sort of a
weird choice. She looks stunning. And they're like, apparently, you know, she didn't get the memo
about not wearing white. Now, Drake, pick up your mic. Have you ever heard of that rule because you're
young? And I'm just wondering if maybe this is one of those things that just hasn't trickled down to
Gen Z. And this girl is probably definitely under 30. Did you know that?
women should not wear white to a wedding.
Yes, I knew that.
Do you know how you knew it?
Just me talking, walking around the earth?
I don't know.
I think I've just heard that before.
Yeah.
Now, Kim Kardashian's second wedding, because she was married before, you know,
on a Vegas wedding, to Chris Humphreys,
she said everybody were white and or black.
everybody going.
And aesthetically, I think she just thought, since it's being filmed, it will just look better if
everybody wears white or black.
And she's not someone that has a problem with other people wearing white.
About 25 years ago, there was a trend where brides would have their bride, they'd have
an all white bridal party.
I was in one of those weddings where I wore white, the mother of the bride wore white.
of course, the bride were white, and it was sort of a trend.
And it looked actually really pretty in the photos.
It looked really good.
So this is sort of a rule or to say.
I had somebody kind of wear white to my wedding.
But it was like a white blazer over like a white outfit.
My wedding started at 2.30 at the church.
And that person was a very famous person.
It was Tracy Ellis Ross.
I didn't think it was a full white gown like this.
It was more like an outfit that had a lot of white in it.
And I didn't even notice it or care until my manager's wife said something to me.
And I was like, oh, yeah, like, who cares?
But I would think that you're going to this major wedding.
You would either run the outfit by somebody or say, what do you think?
I've also worn red to a wedding.
And I heard that's a big no-no.
That that's supposed to mean that you slept with a.
groom. I saw a couple of girls wear red to this. I've worn red to weddings. I didn't,
I've worn red to two weddings and I didn't think it was a problem. Anyway, you learn things,
different things all the time. Of course, Taylor's not going to care that her dancer wore white.
I just wonder, you know, he's like, shut up then, Heather. Why aren't you stuff talking about it?
This poor girl's going to like feel so bad. Or maybe she's not. So that's the history with wearing
white. She, everybody, uh, got this little take home gift besides the Cartier watch,
which I just don't know if I totally believe the Cartier watch thing. Um, because Marin Morris
just posted a glimpse of a favor from Taylor Swift. I think Marin Morris is going to get in
trouble. I don't think she should have been the one that posted it. It is like an old fashioned
handkerchief doily that has a tea with two hearts and it says the date, New York City, and
it writes like in curly cursive writing so it's going to be forever okay um here's a photo of
part of the t-and-t work this this like wood thing that was around which it looks like it looks like
something that would be in like um precious gemstones or whatever that show is about like
the christian preacher funny people like it looks like a like a fake
thing that you'd have at a church. But again, it could be good altogether. There was also this car coming
out. They had that a classic car. They have a license plate that is JST short for just and T and then M-R-D
married. So the sign too that they had everywhere was the word just J-U-S-T and then a T married.
And they put that all over like the Times Square signs and everything, I guess after they got
married. The vows were like 20 minutes long on each side or maybe the whole vow was 20 minutes long.
I don't know. That 20 minutes long was pretty long for each person to be talking.
Travis supposedly cried. The Empire State Building went up in blue and people said that is what
she had for her being, you know, when you want something old and new and blue. That was the blue.
Oh, this one girl, two girls wore the same dress.
And it was a good dress.
It's that style.
I like it.
It's like the style where it's like a boostier, like cinch in at the waist and then like a silky bottom.
It almost looks like a top and a bottom, but it's a dress.
And Taylor Swift's longtime bestie, Abigail wore it.
But so did Juju Smith.
Juj Smith is fiancee Laura Krue.
They both wore it.
I always thought, you know what you do?
You go up to the girl and you take a photo.
Well, I guess you can't take a photo.
You ask the photographer to take a photo.
What are you going to do?
I think it's kind of funny.
But I guess that's why you really do want to get,
if you're at a level of stardom, a one of a kind
and not order it off of boo-boo fashion.
Let me see what else.
Oh, this girl, she did do the bouquet toss.
and this girl was, I think, dating one of the chiefs.
She's the girlfriend of.
So that's good.
So again, a bouquet toss is all the single girls go up and then she tosses a bouquet.
This has been highly criticized as a tradition over the last 30 years because it makes
girls who are single feel awkward and, you know, and if you're the only single one,
it's like, you know, oh my God, can we not?
Now, you don't have to participate in it.
I always participated in it.
And I caught a lot of them.
I was not necessarily the next to get married, but I don't know if I caught the one at my
sister's wedding or not because then I did get married two years later.
But I didn't even have a boyfriend at the time.
So I don't know.
But and then there's also the garter belt thing.
I don't know if he did that.
That's where he, this is more creepy.
This is, do you know what the garter belt, Drake?
Nope.
Okay.
This is where the girl sits down, the bride, and she lifts up her skirt, and she has a little cute, like, it looks like a little band on her leg.
And then he has to take it down.
Sometimes he does it with his teeth.
So it's sort of sexual.
Okay.
Yeah, I've seen this.
Okay.
And then he tosses that to all the single guys.
And whoever catches it means the luck is with you to be the next one who gets married.
Okay.
Let's see.
Oh, this was kind of funny.
This came up that from a curiosity official brought up this old episode that she was on Ellen, Taylor.
And she was in an interview, she was reflecting on, like, I remember doing an interview with someone where they brought up every single person I dated and was mocking me for that.
Yet these are where these songs come from.
Basically, she was like reminding us of what an asshole Ellen was and is.
and she was not invited to the wedding.
But when you see these old clips of Ellen,
I mean, she was just a fucking bully.
Like she was awful.
And she would do these weird pranks.
Like if you were like diagnosed with incredible fear of frogs,
like you just freak out about frogs,
she would like have a frog leap out at you
while you're sitting there in front of a live audience.
And then you're just like, peed your pants.
And she's just like, ha, ha, ha.
So she's a weirdo.
Now there's the latest thing.
This is from OK Magazine just right before I recorded, saying that Taylor Swift is in talks for
history-making residency.
And I don't know if that would be at the sphere or if that would actually be at the Madison
Square Garden.
Maybe it would go a couple months and that she could just stay in one place and do all of her
dates there.
And she's that popular that people would just have to fly in and see her.
But if one person can pull it off, I think she certainly can.
and that was all the scoop I have on the wedding. I'm sure I'm missing some, but I think everyone
had a great time. And I think people are like really scared to talk about it. They're probably
pissed that someone like me can talk about it because I didn't go to the wedding and I didn't
sign the NDA. But we will see more of it. Like I said, either a documentary or a magazine
has exclusive or she just puts it out herself. But I think.
think she wants like these two weeks to just bask in it, enjoy her time with her husband,
and like not even have to deal with it. I know when I have a big event, I don't even want to
look at the photos the next day. I really don't because that feels like work. And then you have
to go through and you have to heart them and I have to wear my glasses and I have to zoom in on
my own face to see which one is halfway decent. It's a lot of work. So I'm hoping that Taylor just
has her fun and, you know, has sex, gets pregnant, lets her legs go up in the air after doing it
with Travis for a while. And we move on. And then we'll see who's not invited to the baby shower.
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And I mean, the competition is stiff.
There's this one cute girl.
Her dog is cute to start.
It has one eye. Why? Because it's a cancer survivor. Okay. He is born male, but he was dressed in a
Wonder Woman Halloween costume. So that is great too, okay, if you're just checking off boxes of things.
And very clever, because now this is a great outfit. Like, why didn't I think of that? I have a
Wonder Woman outfit. Like, I could have adjusted it to Raven's body. We just had like some sparkles around
her neck, okay, that were like red, white and blue. So that was really bad.
Then there were two aging dogs that were Shug Knight and Snoop Dog, also in costumes.
There was another dog that they go, we feel like we live on Gilligan's Island here.
So they did one is Gilligan and one is Marianne.
Yes, one of the dogs had a little wig on, little braided wig, okay?
Full outfit.
I was like, so then we come up, Peter's like, let me just talk.
And he starts to tell the story that.
Raven was rescued. She is very American because she served in the Gulf War. And you're hearing the
video of the people like gasping. She was part of the Gulf War and she was rescued seven years ago.
We adopted her. So you can hear people were really impressed. No one was really putting together that
if she was actually in the Gulf War, she would be like 30 years old.
And I don't like to fib, but anyway, we did not win.
There were some really good parting gifts that were just gift bags of dog treats that we took.
But yeah, that's the second year we did it.
I don't know if we have to do it a third year.
Okay, then you may have heard about this, especially if you live in Southern California,
but there was chaos in Newport Beach.
It was crazy.
Back in my USC days, I would find a friend who lived in Newport Beach.
you wanted to go to Newport Beach on 4th of July, especially if you're young, you want to go up
and down the strand and be on the beach and, you know, we're like riding your bike and all that
kind of stuff. Well, it has gotten, I guess, really out of hand in the last couple of years,
I think because of social media, because everyone is saying everyone's got to go to Newport Beach
and these big influencers and TikTokers, whatever. We found out that a lot of these male teenagers,
it seemed like there were more males than females that were out and just causing havoc and doing
their own fireworks and running around and stealing flags off of people's homes and things like
that were from Arizona.
Drake, would you like to speak on that?
As someone who went to ask you.
I have no comment.
I don't know.
Well, that's what we heard.
So a lot from here, you know, obviously, no, not everybody there was a
Newport Beach resident. I mean, yeah, people go to the beach that don't live at the beach.
You can go to the beach. I don't know. I'm like, where did they park? Because I would,
whenever I got invited to a Fourth of July party near the beach, it was such a like a panic of like,
how do I get there in time? How long is it going to take? How will I ever find a parking spot?
Am I trying to go to multiple parties? Like, whatever. So I think maybe these kids either like all
rented a place and put 20 people in a place.
or maybe they parked 10 miles away and took an Uber.
And I don't know how they all got there, but they got there.
And cops came on horses to try to break up what was going on on the beach.
Then they completely looted a pavilions, one that when we had a house just for a summertime
a few years ago, and that was a pavilions we always went to.
It was crazy if you knew the area, like shocking and scary.
and what I think that they should do next year is, and the mayor of Newport can steal my idea,
you do a surprise fireworks on the third. You don't tell anybody, but you do the fireworks on the
third. And then on the fourth, you announce there'll be no fireworks. We're not even having
fireworks. You know what, no, this is what you do. You say three months in advance. This year,
year due to last year, we will be having no official Fourth of July events. You can have your own
barbecue at your house. You can bring a picnic back to the beach. We are not no fireworks in any part
of Newport Beach. That's what you do. And then on like the second or the third, you're just like
surprise, just for the residents. Surprise, here's some fireworks just so, but you don't have them.
And you don't have them the next year either. You have these people find another place and
they soon will forget to go to Newport Beach. And then in a couple years, you can kind of bring
it back and, like, start all over again. That's my advice. Okay. But I will say they weren't on
their iPads. They weren't playing video games. Now that's like the new thing. Like,
every time a kid is just wreaking havoc anywhere, it's like, well, at least he wasn't in his room
jerking off to an iPad, being a, you know, talking to one person and, you know, in a whole different
country about blowing up people on a video game, at least he's getting some sunshine.
Other people would say, what is the result of this? Is this what gentle parenting is?
Because these kids are like younger than mine and they're pretty horrible. And so what was that?
Other part is just, it's Lord of the Flies. You know what I mean? This has always been a thing.
And now you have the TikTok and the social media to tell everybody all, everybody go here.
It used to be that you'd like have to put flyers around and call people and say this is where the party is.
Get a paper and pen.
You make a right here and a left here and right and like to find it.
And then someone would like miss the left and never get to the party.
And it wouldn't be as crowded as you thought.
Now there's just no mistaking where the fuck you're supposed to meet.
And too many people, too many gross people and disrespectful people are all meeting in the same place.
And it happens to be in front of your $7 million beach home and your piss.
Okay. Oh, speaking of Newport, though, let's just talk a little bit of OC. So there was some drama. This comes from
one of the other housewives was telling us. So this is hearsay, whatever, that Shannon Bador,
Shannon Bador, I made Quiet Woman. Nobody knew about Quiet Moment until I said, this is what I plate.
So she went to Quiet Woman, allegedly.
with Andy Cohen and a couple of the people and allegedly only had drinks and appetizers
and then complained that the private woman didn't pick up the bill completely.
And since she is the queen of the quiet woman and tourists come there all the time that
wouldn't maybe otherwise know about it, she thought it was horrible that they didn't pay.
Now, other people would say, the quiet woman's been around for like 40 years.
It is owned by a couple or a family.
Like, it's not a corporation.
This isn't cheesecake factory.
Okay.
And they've, you know, always given great food, great service, great entertainment.
And that's why it's lasted so long in Corona Del Mar.
So with that being said, if this was true, yeah.
And also, why isn't Andy Cohen picking up the bill?
And maybe he did.
And maybe she still was like, Andy, she should.
didn't have picked it up. Yeah, Andy should have picked it up. He makes so much money. He also probably
has an expense account. He's having dinner with housewives. Bravo's paying. Okay. And I'm sure they took
off a couple drinks or one app or whatever. But listen, you should not be voicing that you want free shit.
If you get free shit, be really lovely about it and say thank you. But this should be a lesson to
everybody. Like just pay, leave a nice tip, say thank you, look people in the eye,
ballet very well, tip that guy a lot, just be a classy lady, okay? Okay, so now let's get into,
I want to talk a little bit about the valley. I was watching the latest episode and this
trip to Mexico. They go to Punta Mehta,
Mexico, which I've been to, stayed at one time at an ice hotel, another time at Joe Francis's
girl's going Wildhouse a few times, which was incredible back in the day. And I'm sure it is still
to this day. Anyway, then they had to, okay, so they go there and this trip is just awful.
Like, I just feel like the problem is, I'm watching Tom Schwartz and he gets to share a room with
Zach and Zach's boyfriend. And he seems.
fine to be doing it. He's a very easygoing guy. But I'm like, he's been on so many fun trips that
were filmed on Van der Pump Rules with Jacks and Tom Sandoval. And I'm just, even though there was more
drama and everything, I just wonder if he looks back and it was like, God, you know, that was just
so much more fun, A, because I was younger, B, because they were like my real friends. And even though
that was drama, it was freaking hilarious. And the things that we did were,
funny. They were all funny. And I feel like this is like, nothing's wrong with this group individually.
I just don't feel like they really have a cohesive friendship, friend group. Like, there's no way if they
weren't filming that they'd be hanging out. And at one point, Kristen, who is suffering from
postpartum, it has to bring the baby. And so does Nia have to bring the baby. And it's kind of smart
because they probably have production pay for the full-time nanny.
And, you know, well, I got it.
She only takes the boobs.
So I have to have the nanny here.
A baby has to be with me all the time.
It's stressful to do that while you're filming,
but also kind of smart because they're paying for it and whatever.
But it's not that fun for us to watch.
And then all of a sudden, Kristen just goes,
well, it's broad daylight and she like takes off her top
and goes in the water where there's all these other people.
And it's not really even a pretty beach.
And it's just like,
It was so, and then Tom's in the water and, you know, he is rocking a dad bought at this point.
And then Michelle takes off her top.
And I just, it just felt like this is what we used to do when we were on banner pump rules.
We would do it at night.
It was a tradition when we go on these trips with like Stasi and everything.
And we have to do it again because it's like tradition, but it just felt like it felt like we all jump the sharp.
And luckily there were no sharks in the water. But it felt, ugh. And then, but I don't blame them.
I don't blame for wanting to do shots and stuff because these parties suck and they have to dress up in
weird outfits and go. And then they go into a double-decker bus and they have to go an hour
to Porta Verdeau where the gay clubs are. And so it's hot, but some of them want to be at the top
and some of them just want to like get this, they just want to get this shoot over with. They're just like,
When will this be over with? And it appears that Luke gives Tom Schwartz something to take with a drink.
And I'm like, I don't blame you. I don't blame you. Maybe it's a pre don't get drunk pill.
Maybe it's an Advil. Who knows? But do you blame these people? They have to go film at a gay bar with people they are not even into.
And sure enough, they all got on stage and they danced.
The guys danced.
And it was like sad and pathetic.
And Brittany's sitting there.
She's had four shots and she's talking to the bartender who doesn't speak English.
And she's like, that's my son.
This is my baby.
Yeah.
He's the cutest son ever.
And she's just like that mom that's like, why am I out?
Why am I away from my kid?
This fucking sucks.
And then Nia is like, Danny.
Danny, please don't do that. Don't do that. You're triggering people. You're making people feel
uncomfortable. What am I doing that's making people feel uncomfortable? You can't dance. You can't drink.
You can't dance. Like, well, then what am I doing here? Oh, so Michelle can drink and show her tits and I can't? I mean, what the
hell? And she's like, please, Danny, can we just have a good time? Let's have a good time. But don't move your hips. I'm the hip mover. I'm the hip
maker. And you're like, am I on Danny's side again? Because again, these people are not a good time.
And if I can't drink and I can't dance at a gay bar when I'm not gay and I'm a man,
then this night fucking sucks. And I will be in a shitty mood. And I will be sneaking drinks
behind my wife's back because she's a buzz killer. But she's like, but I have to be a
Doug Taylor, because Janet keeps walking around crying, saying that you're like a perpetrator or whatever.
It is, that's the show, you guys.
Whatever.
Okay.
Speaking of Tom, Sanival.
I talked about what was going on with him and his hopefully, his ex-girlfriend.
And there have been some other accounts and some other people close to him that are letting news sources know that he has.
has supported his girlfriend, Victoria, and her dad for over a year. I did not realize that her father
was living with them, allegedly on Tom Sandoval's dime for over a year, along with Victoria's
like four to seven cats. I mean, it just sounds awful. And obviously, they have a volatile
relationship and a toxic relationship and a back and forth and jealousy and who knows what.
But, you know, according to these sources, she was the one that would get physical with him.
And it's weird that, you know, he did write a report saying that he was a victim of, you know, domestic violence from her.
That absolutely can happen with men.
And sometimes you just get in these relationships, whether you're a man or woman and you cannot leave your partner.
You want to say that it's better.
You're trapped.
You want to believe that they're sorry.
I don't believe it won't happen again.
You maybe are embarrassed to say that another relationship didn't work.
But now you're in this like domestic situation where how the hell you're going to get
these other two people out of the house that you're renting.
So it's a mess.
I don't know what's true or not.
I just hope these two never get back together.
And, you know, but, you know, probably he can't speak about it or do a podcast or
any interview about it until things are over with. But it kind of also seems like you guys don't
seem that interested in this story, which also says a lot about this era of time and the
popularity and everything. Also, it's dark and it's sad and like no one wants to think that this
is even going on in anyone's relationship. Okay, good news. Farah, who goes by Farah Britt,
on Instagram, she is Kyle's oldest daughter for
her first husband. Maricio is technically her stepdad. She announced her pregnancy. She looks to be
at least like, well, she says November 26th is, November 2026 is the due date. We don't know the
sex. She shared she was pregnant holding the sonogram and showing that she is showing her belly.
She was engaged. We saw her engagement and her fiance when they were doing the buying Beverly Hill
show on Netflix. They broke up since that her younger sister, Alexia, got married to her husband.
And then she announced she's pregnant. I think she is close to 40 because, well, Kyle said she had her
at 19. And I think Kyle's like 57. So yeah, she's like late 30s. And so we don't know who the dad is.
I don't know if she's going to be doing a brand deal. She did show up.
a bunch of pregnancy tests when she just shared the clip of when she
FaceTimeed all the sisters.
And she had Kyle her mom there and they FaceTime two of the sisters.
Then finally the third sister came on and the third sister was like, what is going on?
Like panic because they were all like, pick up the phone.
We're doing the FaceTime.
Pick up the phone.
And so she sadly probably thought someone died.
And then like I would be like, like no one died better.
And so they're all very excited.
It was a really sweet moment.
I predict that it'll be a boy.
I just do.
And it's only a 50% prediction, but I just do.
And I do think that she did it on her own.
And I think she went to a sperm bank.
And I just don't think she wanted ties to any guy that she wasn't married to.
And I think that's a smart thing.
But she didn't want to miss this opportunity to get pregnant somewhat easily and carry
her own child.
So I think we'll know the whole truth.
And I think it's great for Kyle.
the whole family and good for her. She's a successful woman. She's going to be a great mom.
There is this movie that popped up called Hunting Housewives. And it was the number four movie
trending on Netflix. And our girl, Denise Richards, is in it. And so is Nini Leaks. And it looked
like it was like a black comedy. I reached out to Denise. And I said, oh, my God, you're a movie
coming out. Come on Juicy Scoop. Let's talk about it.
Um, that was not scheduled. I did not hear about it. I'd hear back from her about possibly doing the show.
But I watched it last night, at least part of it. And you guys, I think, I think she wants to forget
this show happened to. It is, it's not her fault. It is like the worst thing I've ever seen.
It is so cheesy. It is a horrible storyline. It is for rich women. They're not on a real housewife
shows, but they're four rich women. They take a private plane. And just the acting, the way it's filmed,
it feels, they said it was for lifetime, but then, like, Netflix bought it. It just feels so
cheap and, like, missed cast, like the, the, who these women are married to. It just, like,
doesn't fit age-wise or anything else. And this guy, I'm going to ruin it for you. This guy puts,
they, they wake up and they have their small private plane has crashed, okay? And,
NeNe is dead.
And the three other girls are like, have like a scrape on their forehead.
Okay.
And they're in the woods.
And then we see that there's cameras on these trees exactly where the, exactly where
the plane crashed watching them.
And then we see that it's Denise Richards husband who set this whole thing up because he
just wanted to get rid of her.
And then he tells the three other husbands, oh, by the way, your wife, NeNe Leak, she's
dead.
And the guy's like, what?
you knew she was cheating on you. I did you a favor. And he's like, you killed my wife. But the acting
is so bad that you're like, what is this? And I just, I need you guys to just watch it because your
gust are going to die. It's so weird. It's not funny. It's not, it's the strangest thing.
And, you know, good luck. Denise, I would love to see me Denise back on Real Housewives. That's what I want to see.
just have her come back on Real Housewives. She can still do some other acting on the side.
This was not it. I love you, girl. Also, on tomorrow's juicy crimes, if you have not subscribed,
please do. It's every Wednesday. And we already released it early on Patreon and they said this is
one of their favorite juicy crimes that we did. We do talk about family law, marriage, divorce,
and some celebrity things with a great guest. And we do get into kind of Denise's Richard's story as well,
ironically. So that's all tomorrow. And this was really funny. This was one post that someone said
about this horrible thing. Rumor has it that Andy Cohen paid Netflix to Off NeNeNe within the
first five minutes of the movie. Of course, we don't. That's true. You probably didn't even know
she was in this movie. But thank you, Nick Call Shelby for writing a funny joke on TikTok.
Okay. Dave Portnoy. You're like, Heather, why do, why is this guy in our podcast?
pop culture feed and why do we care? Because he is, he has a huge podcast media company called
Barstool. He was the one that got caller daddy started. He's got a book out. But this story came out
on us weekly and it says Dave Portnoy told us why his relationship with girlfriend Cam
feels quote unquote normal despite their nearly 25 year age gap. So he's 49 and she's like 26 or 27.
of course she's stunning she's gorgeous and so I kind of looked up what he was saying about her
he does have an ex he has an ex wife but they're not even officially divorced he said since
she helped build a bar stool bar stool I let her have access to any finances she wants
she's into like equestrian life and horses and animal rescue and she doesn't care so they're
not divorced. Well, that tells me that you don't want to get divorced from her because she would make
out really well. So you're just acting nice. And she also is like, I don't want to divorce someone that's
Dave partner because I think he'll be an asshole in the divorce. So as long as he's being nice,
I'm just going to go along with it, use our houses, use my thing, but they're not divorced,
which this chick probably doesn't care because she's not only not.
looking to get married or have his baby. But they're dating. And here's a couple stories I thought
were interesting. One story he told was he said he somehow undid his boat too soon or something. And it
started to drift. And it was drifting really fast. And he had no way of like driving it or something.
So he told his hot girlfriend to jump in the sea and swim to shore to tell people that he was
on the boat drifting away.
I don't know.
He said, I didn't have a phone.
So I don't know what would have been the right thing to do.
You could have both drifted away and been out to sea for a long time.
He could have jumped in the water, though she looks like her body was the better swimmer.
And then gotten help for her.
And then someone would say, how could you abandon her on the boat?
She might have been a really good swimmer and offered to swim.
and I guess she was fine because she's still alive today going to like front row of sports games.
So that was weird.
And then he also, he just goes, yeah, you know, age just never comes up in a relationship.
You know, she likes to have early dinners.
She's not into partying.
She's into horse racing.
So am I.
We just have a lot in common.
Okay.
I just want a guy that has like that big of an age difference with someone.
And I'm not talking.
They're 63 and she's four.
when they meet. I'm saying you're 25, like your full brain has not even been developed as a woman
and you're dating a guy who's pushing 50. I just want people in those relationships to just go,
yeah, this is what I like about her. She's fucking hot. She's pretty. I'm always going to be
smarter than her. I've got 25 years on her. She looks up to me. She asked me for advice.
My friends are impressed.
She never challenges me.
She didn't know me when I was poor.
We didn't build this together.
She gets really thrilled when I give her a pair of, you know, $1,000 shoes.
And she knows that to keep this going, she has to blow me three to four times a week.
And she does.
That's what I like.
Okay.
She's nice.
She's pleasant.
It's all good.
Then I want the young girl to just say, why am I with him?
He's got really famous friends.
It's a great fucking time.
I can bring my friends on the yacht to the beach house.
It's cool.
I don't want to go to the clubs.
He is going to buy me a horse.
All I want to do is just be with my horses.
And it's cool for now.
I don't know if I'm going to marry him.
I'm not looking to get married.
I'm not looking to have his kid.
He's still married to his wife.
And I don't care about that.
I like to go into sports games and getting the front row.
And he thinks I don't want to be in the line.
I'm like, but the truth is, I want my own podcast. Tell the truth. Now, this was sad. Remember
Anne-Marie Wiley. You're like, Heather, what is that name familiar? She was a one-season wonder
on Real House of Beverly Hills a couple years ago. And it wasn't a great season for her. She was a nurse.
And I want to say she was like an anesthesiologist nurse or something.
and she challenged Sutton's story of how Sutton said she had an issue with like her esophagus
or something.
She tried to say that's not true and that Sutton's lying.
Everyone's like, why don't you just like let Sutton share it's her body?
So she wasn't liked for that.
Also, they went in their history and there were certain accounts that were not good on her husband,
like people accusing him of different sexual assaults and stuff, which he still.
fighting to this day or I don't know if they're lawsuits but there's like four to seven different
people well just a few days ago he was arrested for domestic violence and now we know it was
Anne Marie that called the police they were in a hotel room in Orlando one of the children was
present present he she said he poked her like in the face and he threatened to kill her and she called the
police and she said in the past he's been violent that I have not reported and I am planning on
divorcing him. So all very sad, glad that she called the police, that she's getting away from him.
She, you know, unlike a lot of other real housewives and reality stars, she actually has an
education, can always make money. You know, I'm sure she has a social media thing that brings
in some money too. But like she doesn't need to go back on housewives. She can go do her thing.
and I had her on juicy scoop and I thought she was really interesting to talk to.
And but I knew, I kind of knew she wasn't going to come back.
But this is like weird and sad and I'm, and we're not surprised.
Like I think some of the other housewives were kind of like, didn't really like being around him, didn't appreciate the vibe.
She was in this place of protecting him and just saying like how much we love each other.
Oh, I remember she said that he said to her,
you're not really my type and you're like a seven, but you're like a grateful seven and you like to work out.
And they're like, what?
Like, even if your husband thinks that, what is he doing telling you that you're not like the hottest, most beautiful thing?
So she settled to, she settled from the very beginning and now she's getting that place where she's
realizing, no thank you to this.
And I'm not going to put up with this.
And especially with his history and what people have accused him of, I think it's really good
that she's getting out of it.
Of course, he's denied ever laying a hand on her.
So our girl, Taylor, Frankie Paul, has had, oh, my God, it was like all weekend long.
She was posting and saying what her life is like and how hard it is and that these baby
daddies are just gaslighting her.
And she just wants to be with her kids and the kids thought they were going to see her.
and then the baby daddy said, no, you're not.
And it's just sad and depressing.
She did change her profile on Instagram to creator of Mom Talk,
as well as Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, which I thought was kind of interesting.
And essentially, I think she was the creator of Mom Talk.
She's the one that first started to put the thing there and flip her hair.
And she was the one that the first video went viral when she was like, you know,
with her two hot friends and they said that they were mother, daughter, granddaughter,
grandmother and we're like, wait, what? And I just thought it was like, Mormon's not drinking that
made them look so young. And it was like they were, she really got it going. She was the one that
exploded it because she was the one that revealed that they were swingers when nobody even knew
that this was a rumor going on. She was like, well, guess cats out of the bag. You're like, what?
So she got it going and she deserves that. But she wrote, I knew posting was a risk and I took it
anyway. Reminder, speaking facts and showing proof isn't being crazy. It's called enough is enough.
Get off or get help wrong. I have every right to use my voice. I've built to speak and defend myself.
I'm going to stay, speak and advocate against attack and abuse. I did seek help. So she basically said,
use the voice you have. That's what it's for. It could encourage someone in the same situation to speak up to.
So she's responding to people saying, get off social media.
You shouldn't be on it.
It's not good for your mental health.
We don't need to know every play by play that you're having with your custody battle and your kids.
And she's saying, no, I am going to use this platform that I built to share my side because
I don't want to just be silenced by these men that are, according to her, doing things just to hurt her.
and it isn't necessary.
And I want other women in this situation to know that they too can speak up.
So I kind of see both things.
She did go away for a week in a mental health facility.
And she's like, I got help.
And now I'm getting criticized for getting help.
I just think custody situations are really hard.
That is why tomorrow's juicy crimes is really interesting.
We get into that and how certain states treat these cases very differently.
So, you know, we wish you're the best. I do not think we are going to see the Bachelorette season anytime soon. No, not with all this that's going on.
Oh, Katie Perry, you know, she has to do get ready with me and come along with me. It's just like every other dumb bitch trying to make a dollar on TikTok. Anyway, so she's like,
come along with me while I pack a picnic for Daisy, her daughter, and I to smell the roses at the
mission in Monticito. And she was, oh, I like this balsamic and I like this. And she's like in
Montecito shopping. And I commented, does the mission in Montecito know it's for sale? Snap.
Just to remind you guys, because she loves to buy Catholic homes from old.
nurse, old nuns and old vets and old Catholic missionaries. So yeah, you're like, she could fall in
love with it. She could fall in love with this mission and it's a little terrifying. So I hope that
somehow an offer wasn't made and somehow someone didn't inadvertently sign it while they were
sipping wine in Montecito. Okay, remember when Ashley Tisdale wrote.
the now viral essay about being in a toxic mom group and being exiled from it. And many people
had opinions about it. They put together who was part of the group. Was it Hillary Duff? Was it
Mandy Moore? Was it these other rich wives? They all went to the same preschool. We figured it out.
And many people thought, you know, well, if you're not viving with the group, you know,
maybe you're just not viving with the group. Like people do have a right to like not want to hang
out with you or seat you at the end of the table because you're not as good of a time or maybe you
got there late and the last seat is at the edge of the table. I don't know, but she monetized on this
great article, which is such a smart thing to do. And she sold it to Netflix. It's going to be a half-hour
dark comedy series called Toxic Moms starring Ali Wong, which is a great and her. They'll both be in it.
along with Sabrina jails.
Hopefully I'm saying her last name right.
But I love it.
We all can relate to that.
Mothers can all relate to whether if you've lived in that time
or you were the toxic mom or you were the one that felt like you were never really
included and you're glad that era is over.
I also think you made lemonade out of lemons.
You're not friends with these bitches anyway.
So let's go.
let every story come out with just a little few little differences, have that
Kairon open it up.
This is not based on, you know, this might be based on a true story, but it also is being
fictionalized.
So like, don't fucking sue us.
So it'll be really fun to watch.
So good for her.
I talked a little bit about this story and it had a weird ending.
So the cheating pastor who was a.
arrested 20 years after they believe he pushed his wife off a cliff in Zion Park in Utah.
He apparently when that happened, he had his mistress with him at the memorial service for the
wife. 20 years went by before they had enough evidence to actually arrest him. And they arrested him.
and right before his first appearance in court, he ended his life and hung himself.
So anyway, I think I talked about it, but good for that situation because now at least the family
doesn't need to suffer and now they know that he did it.
Bunny X-O, you're like, Heather, enough with the bunny and the, well, anyway, she is announcing
that she's heading to college, censored divorce to jelly roll.
she has applied and got it accepted to ASU.
And that is where Drake attended.
It's in Phoenix.
She lives in Tennessee.
I'm sure you can do every class online.
And I don't know what she's studying.
But good for her, you know, good for her.
We don't know the status of this baby.
We know their best friends forever.
They're best friends and they're having a kid together because that's what divorce couples do.
Divorce couples stay best friends.
they also have a baby together, remain best friends because, you know, a lot of men who are 50
are best friends with their ex-wife. This is completely, it's unconventional. I'm like, why are you
criticizing it? So anyway, I'm happy for her. Go have some fun. Do what's right for you. But I don't
believe you're going to still be best friends. I think you're going to get involved in doing other
things that stimulate you. And I think this chapter of your life, this weird pet project,
fake marriage to make him a start, whatever it is, it's over with. It's good for you. Seth Rogan was
talking about why originally Anne Hathaway was supposed to be in the movie Knocked Up.
To remind you guys knocked up was really funny about how he and this girl that's out of his league,
they have a one-night stand, she gets pregnant, they decide to go through with the pregnancy.
It's very funny Judd Apatow movie.
he is now saying that actually Anne Hathaway backed out of the role because, according to him,
she didn't want the crowning of the baby to be visually representative, even though it wasn't
going to be hers.
Well, I think that's really interesting.
And we talked about that with the office romance movie with J-Lo, that this woman, not J-Lo,
ends up having her water break.
She has to give birth right there in the office.
And they showed, obviously, it wasn't a real baby.
Obviously, it was a prosthetic vagina in which a baby had popped out of with all the
phlegm and everything that you get.
And I think they went for it because we never really seen it be that crazily graphic,
except maybe for this, which I don't even remember.
But I can see as a woman where you're like, no, I just don't think men get it.
I just don't think men, gay, straight, whatever, understand that for most women, this is something
that is not to be mocked or made fun of or, you know, should be sacred comedy or not.
Like, it just didn't work for her.
She just didn't want that and they were not going to budge on that scene or whatever.
And I think that's kind of interesting.
There is a movie coming out.
Now, this Lifetime movie, I'm turned on.
Okay, bye.
And it's coming out July 18th.
And it's called crowning at the prom.
And it's about a girl.
And I remember this story.
It's a true story who is pregnant and hides her pregnancy so well that she's able to wear a gown,
not even show, go to prom and then gave birth at the prom.
get it, the head was crowning at the prom, but then there's also crowning like you're a prom queen.
Pretty clever on the title.
Anyway, now, other things that I predicted is I said years ago on this show that there'll be
lawsuits where people will say, I was born without my consent.
I did not want this.
I did not want this life.
You chose to create me.
You chose to have me.
Now, you better fucking pay for me for the rest of my life and keep me in.
in a lifestyle I've been accustomed to.
There's been a couple lawsuits like this.
I know there was one with a man suing his parents.
I can't remember what country it was.
But now, according to this, a 21, is this a psychological, okay, is the name of the thing?
A 21-year-old man has gone viral after publicly declaring that he refuses to work because
he was born without his consent.
He argues that since he never chose to exist.
Now, is this a totally true story?
I don't fucking know.
But again, gentle parenting, get ready for some of these kids to be like, no, you created me
or even if they could say you created me like through IVF or surrogacy.
Like it wasn't even like a mistake.
Like you went out and made me.
So now you better fucking take care of me no matter how you want to slice it.
This chick is getting a lot of heat.
and I believe she's an idiot. Her name is Catherine EBS, EBS. She has 1.7 million followers. I looked at her
content. I don't know why. She just talks about her life, which I guess is all you have to do.
It's just somehow some people click and some moms don't. And she lives in New York,
makes a lot of money now. And she went to the Catskills for the 4th July. And they
or brought, they kept trying to get a big order from Sam's Club to come to their house for their
barbecue and stuff and they kept canceling it. So she was forced to go to a small local grocery
store in this small town. And she filmed the whole thing. And she and her rich white friend too
were just horrified at the lack of variety and that it wasn't like an air wand. And she couldn't
believe that, you know, what do we want? Do we want, you know, strip steak or a ribbi? Like,
like, there's no filets. Like, it was just, like, I just can't believe that somebody is that
dumb, that they think, like, after you do the whole thing that you're not like, wait a minute,
could this be perceived as something, could this be perceived as not funny? Could this be perceived
as maybe not relatable? Can I just think about the people that would die to go to a
she store on the 4th of July and just throw shit in the basket and not think how they're going to
pay for it, not wonder, like, you know what, we're only getting one bag of chips, like,
when just getting a bunch, I mean, like, oh my God, this is so pathetic. This is crazy. And she's got a
Louveton bag and her Montauck shirt. And she's an asshole. And, but you know what? If she doesn't
see the problem is it? I don't know. I don't know what it works when you, when you have
popular like that and you put out one video that really makes.
people go, ew, like, you're not who I thought you were. I don't want to follow her anymore.
I don't know that she should wear very little makeup and cry and apologize.
Maybe she just keeps putting it out there because maybe she does apologize for it.
Then that seems inauthent because I don't think she's sorry for it.
I think she, the only way to do it is to go, you know what?
Like, you're right, people.
I am totally clueless.
I didn't even think about it.
Thanks for bringing it up.
I'm a dick.
and I'm going to try to do better.
But I doubt that because I think she is a dick.
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