Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Jen Aniston, Britney’s Dad, with Brandy and Julie

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

I’m live in Boston, Philly, and DC! Get tickets at heathermcdonald.net Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman are here! Melinda Gates snagged a boyfriend. Jennifer Aniston regrets not freezing her eggs. Sylvester Stallone has a reality show, so Chris was right about his fake divorce. Sister Wives’ Robin is freaking out that she is stuck alone with Kody. RHSLC might want to recruit Christine. Then I made them watch Orgasm on Netflix, and none of us are ok because of it. We try to help our friend bone the Sexiest Man Alive and Tell Me Lies stars are dating and thirsty for a second season, Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen in, Loser-Roll. Woo-hoo! And a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. Hello, I am here with the dynamic comedic duo, the two beauties in my life. Oh, Brandy Howard.

Julie Goldman. Welcome back to Juicy Scoop. We had a minute. Had to accommodate your crazy schedule. And the last time, I was very, very, very wasted. And it was on stage. Oh, that's right. Good old blackout drunk brandy.

That's just what I like to do at live shows. You're still very funny, though. Still very funny, still very well received. Speaking of shows, everybody, I only have a few left and it'll be with Chris Franjole, and we're going to Boston Thursday, the 17th of November, then Philly on Friday, the 18th, and then Saturday, November 19th, DC,

there's very, very few tickets left, so it looks like it'll be a complete sellout. Thank you. OK, let's get into the juicy scoop. You guys, what have you bought that ticket in Alton Dina? I will. I will. I will.

The winner's, but you still decide to come to juicy scoop. If you won the lottery and you found out this morning, would you guys still come and get your GC scoop in? I would because I think about it sometimes when I can't sleep, I do the thing of what will I do if I win the lottery. Yes. And I have to go through with my family like, okay, this person's on a payment plan.

Right. Because I'm not giving you a lump sum and having you come back in a year. So glad you thought that out. I think it all the way through and one of the main things and this was advice given to me by my friend Dave, keep it secret for one year. So when you win, you keep it secret from everyone

for a year. For whatever reason, I just like that. So I would continue on. OK, so then so we don't know you as it's possible. It could be because right now we're recording this Monday afternoon, about 11. It's 2.5, now it's 2 billion? No, I thought it was less than that. I thought it was 1.7, I thought it was 1.9,

but I guess it's 2.04 billion dollars. And why, and they have the person, they have the ticket or they have the person. I know they have the ticket because it was at that gas station like all to Dina. And they already spoke to the owner because he gets like a million dollar bonus because he sold the tickets so great for him. There was a list of other people too if you have one number, two numbers, three numbers. There are people around the country have won some money. Oh, so okay.

And they did last time too. And they did last time too. Now what is this whole theories and thing where they were doing the power ball and she goes good night and then do you see that but it was really Being done in the morning. Yeah, well we were awake because we have a drinking problem Okay, it got postponed yeah drawing and so we went into a hole with the rest of the people that were still awake Because we had to go around and there were lots of people still awake who were like, wait, the drawing was postponed. It wasn't live. Every drawing for the last, since it was $515 million, it keeps raising, right?

Every single drawing has been postponed and not live. They haven't done one single live drawing. So they drew the balls in private and then posted them hours, hours, hours, hours later at like six in the morning. So the video was just staged. I mean, it wasn't real. Okay. And that's weird. Supposed to be a live drawing where the balls aren't weighted and the numbers aren't like put into the computer. Right. It's completely, completely, completely shady. So then we're

awakened on every platform. And also it's on Voting Day, which is weird. Even we're in our YouTube. The YouTube of it all is quite good. There's a guy wearing a full ski mask with a headset like, I don't know what's going on out there. Like they're like we're waiting and like there's people talking like there's a whole night time. Yes. World of the lottery. Okay. They don't even know about. Yeah. And like on headsets and talking to each other like, bro, I like like there's a whole night time world of the lottery. They don't even know about it. And like on headsets and talking to each other, like, brah, I'm like, what, debt, like it's,

the last, it's a lot. The last biggest jackpot was in 2016. Okay, that was over a billion. Same thing, the drawing was postponed, and it wasn't live. And this woman on TikTok at the time said, this is weird. The person who won never came forward, the money was paid into a trust called Zeus Trust. And she put this whole thing together on TikTok in two minutes that turns out Jeffrey Epstein's

trust is called Zeus trust. And she's like, Jeffrey Epstein won the lottery bitches. And we were like, single tear. I mean, I'm like, we should get you. Wait, do you really think that's true? Yeah, I mean, the way she did it, and it was on TikTok and it's quick, because none of these people- And where is that girl today?

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Well, Tia, is that her name? Who's the girl? It's a girl that one of the twins that used to be on the reel. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Is it? And one of them, the twins. Yeah. Anyway, she was stopped at TMZ and they were just asking her what does she think about the lottery? And she's like, you know, when I was on the reel, we studied a lot. We talked a lot about lottery winners. And there's so many lottery winners that go missing

Oh wow like after they've won and yes That's why keep it secret a Weep it secret there's like a top I would recommend the top five biggest lottery scams on YouTube I mean you'll see like I'm also like how do you get your money? You're like is are they gonna sell me what's I mean it's it's beyond like I'm also like how do you get your money? You're like, are they gonna sell me? What's are you gonna do? Exactly. I mean, it's beyond like, I mean, allegedly an opinion rigged at this point.

Yeah. This is taking a billionaires. Melinda Gates. Oh. She is dating a new guy. So she's out. She's dating. Did you guys see that new show that was like take

about her call loot? Oh, I don't know, that was a bad word. That was my word off? Yes. I don't know that that was there. It was kind of like a parody of what her life would be like if she caught her husband cheating and they broke up and she was still got to be so rich because she didn't have. I watched the first two episodes on the plane and and I thought that the pilot was so fun and brilliant,

but then the second episode, she starts to get a heart and work with her charity, and now I'm not interested. I thought that was about Jeff Bezos' wife too, because she got all into charity. Oh, I think it was a combo, both of them. So is her guy good-looking? Yeah.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. did on TMZ of her with some gray hair and guy that looks like 55 or something. So then I had Annie just replace it with Peter and then I sent it just like this to Drake. And I'm like, oh my God, this is, you know, this was just sent to me. And he's like, who's he's like, who said he thought it was a joke? And I go, it's not a joke. It's on the TMZ page. And I'm like, I'm just imagine he's like in class. Like, he should be fucking studying.

And I'm like, I want to know, they said they met at a golf course. Were you with Dad? Do you ever remember seeing this woman? And then I'm like, but you know what? As a selfless mother, I'm so happy for you. Go, Peter, go marry this billionaire. You guys can golf everywhere. You don't have to do my YouTube for me.

I'm not gonna be bothering you while you're in class with this dumb shit. And then he really did think it was like real for a minute. And then they just like, someone, I'm like, maybe it's a doppelgate. I'm like, no, we did it. Well, Peter is better looking than her guy. Wouldn't it you think?

Mm. I think that guy has like better teeth. He looks like a richer man. I am going to say that he looks a little bit more wealthy Yes, Peter. But yes. But only because he has that zip up, white shirt. I don't know what it looks like.

And he puts the same shirt almost. Yeah, yeah. But he zipped his all the way up. Yeah. Anyway, good for her. Good for her. Good for her. I'm sure he's not a gold digger at all.

Oh, I know. I think he's there for her heart. He's probably rich too, but who's his rich? No one. No one. No one is as rich as her. So this was interesting. And Jennifer Aniston, she did a big article and she says that she reveals that

she she did have secret IVF attempts and fertility struggles and the ship is sailed and she regrets not freezing her eggs. She says I would have given anything if someone had said to me freeze your eggs, do yourself a favor. And I feel like maybe she didn't freeze her eggs because the time to have done that would have been, like, I don't know, 17 years ago, because she's 53, you kind of want to do it, like, 35 if you're going to do it. And maybe it wasn't as popular back then,

because now I feel like a lot of women are freezing your eggs that want to have kids that are in the early 30s, but I guess that had the money. And so now she says she kind of regrets it. And that she did try. She tried with, I guess she tried throughout the years. I think that, I mean, I kind of don't believe her. I feel like, I think that when, because I know that that, maybe not freezing your eggs,

but the thing of like, I remember being in college and being a thing of you can sell your eggs. Like, it's a sellier. And you could get like 10 grand or whatever. So everyone like considers it for a beat. And then the reason that one such as myself doesn't do it other than some cockadoos gonna get your eggs is that you have to trick your body

into thinking that you're pregnant. And there's just a ton of side effects. You get, you gain weight, and it's just a ton of side effects that a lot of people just don't even wanna take eight weeks or however long it takes to do it. And it's just a whole process. And I think we know Jennifer Aniston did not want to even gain an ounce

around the time she was 35, with the long twisties in her hair, we're proud of the thing. And she was smoking. around the time she was 35 with the long twisties in her hair. We're out of the thing. And she was smoking. Okay. And she was smoking. So, do you think that she's coming up with this story because now she says now to

relief. Now I'm 53. Now I know it's not a possibility. I know people aren't asking you anymore. Are you going? No one's writing about it anymore, finally. So do you think that she's just saying it so that people see her as more human, which is so bad to say? But it's true, people always think women should have kids and everything.

She even said that this is so wrong. It like she's written stuff where she's like, the narrative that she never wanted children, that she never wanted children was a selfish partner whose husband's left her because she wouldn't give him a kid. She said, God forbid a woman is successful and doesn't have a kid. I was, it was absolute lies. So now she's saying that all those years,

she did want a kid, but back then she wrote and was like never really speaking on it. Yeah, I mean I think she probably did want a kid. I think that she was scared to get pregnant. I think she was scared to even gain weight. She smokes. I think she never wanted to take the time. But it's near off for the courage. It just doesn't make sense though because Sandra Bulk has two kids that she adopted Charlie Sere and has one or two I don't know if they're two like if you really want a kid you could have one and we see people doing it without freezing their eggs and they're super happy and then there's something like you know Michelle

Fyfer who has you know adopted children as well and Angelina Angelina we have five five five five five five for stories she was in the process of adopting a child as a single woman and then she went on a date with I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them.

I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them.

I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love and then they got married, and then they had kids to gather. And I thought she thought she couldn't have kids,

and then she got to with him. Like, it worked. And she stopped worrying about it, which I like too. I love her, we love her. But I think why can't she just stand up and go, like, yeah, of course I wish I had kids, but obviously, but I also don't want kids,

because if I did, I could easily go get one. The way everyone else does around me. She says the objectification and scrutiny we put women through is absurd and disturbing. The way I am portrayed by the media is simply a reflection of how we see and portray women in general measured against some warped sense of beauty and then this is the photo shoot. She is wearing on the cover of a lure this tiny Chanel bathing suit that I've seen a lot of other people wear. It's like two tiny like eye patches. That's a Chanel.

Then you have under tits, side tits, cleavage on the whole. It's just literally a bikini top that just covers the nips. And then another photo is her with her dog wearing Dior and her perfect body. The tension in her face in the cover, it is as if I must. I must stop my stomach tight. And so I'm like, you're still, you're, I love the thirst that's happening with women that are over 50. And it's like

they're like, oh, I gotta get on TikTok. I gotta start doing Instagram. I gotta have my tits hanging out like from Madonna to whatever. Like I've got it. It's like, oh my god. It's so embarrassing. Like you don't. Like, I maybe she felt this is my last time to show up my body because I M53, but like if she just did her classic, and maybe she didn't want to do a classic white t-shirt, jeans, smart water look. Yeah. So like, so in such, I'm gonna show this body.

I mean, you're not in the first that did it. Like I just had this girl on. Oh God, wow. My algorithm is- So it's not an original look. Is every single woman over 50 who goes and, like, it'll be Halle Berry, it'll be El McPherson, it'll be, what's that lady who was married

to a guy from cars? Stephanie, what's that? Yeah, oh yeah. Pauline a Porzkova. They all go in, like, their houses and their- The British one. And it'll say over 50 crazy bikini shot. I'm like, gotta see it.

And now that's all I get into Yahoo. That's it. And then I go look at it and I can't stop myself. It's like I have to see their bodies and then feel terrible about my own. I mean, you know, part of it is like, there's an anyway you can look at it. Like I sell a good body.

I want to show it off like everybody else. You should be happy to and then um... no yeah but you can't be talking about the objectification and the crazy right way society treats women and show up with two fucking ping pongs on your tits right and you can't you just can't do that i've had to and she also recently in something i remember said like you know she was like a

why are these people famous for doing nothing? I mean, we had to, and so did, and so did, uh, what a pal trail. Like, we had to do this and we had to have a book and you had to have a talent. And I'm like, and now you're the same thirsty influencer that you're ripping on because nobody cares. Now that you're 53 and people magazine buyers are over 60 and nobody even care, like, yeah, it's over. Like, you're like, we're not gonna be talking about you that much, so let's do this.

I don't even have a subscription to like any magazines but of course I get them to my house as for whatever reason. Like, you know how they come to your house and you're like, who's doing this? And there's at L Magazine, they said women in Hollywood and it's fucking Olivia, don't worry darling. Older actor.

Oh, I love you a while. She's like this same thing. Her one hole tits out and then this is covered but this has a pasty, her what's it and then this is all covered but it's completely hanging there with a tiny pasty and I'm like Jesus what am I neighbors it's like sitting on my porch and her whole boobs out this month on L and it's like the level they have to just be basically a playboy to even get right and would watch the movie yeah here we're like why are there more women directors and

why don't we and like you know by and times up and here we are you know and we're just, yeah, and here we're like, why are there more women directors? And why don't we, and like, you know, and times up and here we are, you know, and we're strong women and we're opening the doors for younger people and it's like, there, again, there's two ways to look at it. It can be like, if a guy can be shirtless, I want to, I get that whole thing, but any woman that's like, free the nipple,

why can't mine nipple be on Instagram? You just want a bunch of likes. You're a thirsty bitch. You're just trying to hang on. Because if you really were that confident, you'd be like, I don't need to show this for shit. Like, why would I? I never saw James Cameron's wife who I now sexist

because I don't know her name. No, the one who's the big director. Oh, that's right. She wanted Academy Award. I never saw her on the cover of Elle with her Tidout with a Pacey on it. But I was never had her Tidout on Elle. There are some actresses that don't do it.

You know what I mean? Is that like stay classy or humble or whatever in their way? Yeah. But like, I mean, I guess it's the kind of, you know, hate the, don't hate the player, hate the game. But then you make the game. I wish I were A.C. the game but then I want to travel

with Chelsea handler and smoke cigarettes and do mushrooms and go sit in Cabo and and have sex with strange men who walk by or we're in or do orgies or whatever the hell they do in Cabo and maybe they're just big dorks but either way she smokes and cigarettes all day long and she's all kids like who cares right like Like just say that. Or maybe this is true. Maybe she said I fought it, fought it, and now that it's passed, there was a time when I did want it. And freeze your egg so that you have that option.

I wish I had done that. So I mean, she could be telling trees. You don't think she is. Well, she wants her own kids, I'll say. Yeah. She doesn't just want to raise children, unless they're her own. But maybe there's also a thing of she's like

not being able to articulate that she wanted to go through the process of being. It's almost like I could have been pregnant. I think I think she didn't want to be. It's like being the difference between being pregnant and having a kid, which is having a human being for your whole life. It's almost like she wished that she had been pregnant, so she could have gotten the cover. She could have gotten the thing where she did this. Oh, she could have. Yeah, they get a good nine months of a lot of attention. A lot of

pregnant. Yeah. And it's like, because it's so, it just doesn't make sense to me. If you want a kid, you can have a kid. You don't have to have to be pregnant and have a kid. Did you take your boobs out and your stomach out and do that sensual? Oh my god. photo shoot. Did you ever see I posted it before? It is the worst photo shoot ever. I've talked about it on the show. My sister had lives in Palm Desert and she'd like an artsy photographer guy. She goes, he want and they're like a totally nice couple, but he's like a real photographer. Like we'd go to Joshua tree and like take photos of people and like highlight the lines in their face and like that's the kind of stuff.

Like just someone like crawled out kind of like a liquor store one but it's like art right? Okay so then he and I'm like okay like who doesn't want a free photo like which kills me because I'm like why didn't I do like a beautiful photo shoot, right? So, um, I think it was a Spencer Pratt show. Oh, get ready. I'm hitting on an office chair. Are they gave me black pumps and a weird robe? I had no makeup on. I had glasses on which I didn't wear glasses at the time. And there was another one where I had like an old-fashioned

typewriter and like a fur. And then the one I'm not showing is he, and I loved me's great. Connott talked me into full nip. And I had like just like a niffs out. And like and then blew it up for me. And I never hung it up. I want them to get kids saw it. And they're like, and then blew it up for me and I never hung it up. But one time the kids saw it and they're like,

like ew, like it's an, oh, it's a feather. You don't even wear glasses. I know it's so bad. You barely look pregnant. I mean, were you, you weren't nine months here, were you? I never showed that much because I was tall and so like the baby was very small.

So it actually wasn't as cute of a ball as other people have. I'm just gonna redo it. I'm just gonna redo it and do it with my pregnancy photo. Oh my God, you could have taken really, really, really, pretty ones. Although you probably just didn't look pregnant enough, because they love looking like they're like this big

and about to pop. Yeah, the baby's coming out. I don't know, thanks for just different back then. Now it's like so exploited. You know, like exploit everything. The pregnancy, the pregnancy photo. Oh my God, you could have taken really, really, really, pretty ones. Although you probably just didn't look pregnant enough, because they love looking like they're like this big and about to pop. Yeah, the baby's coming out. I don't know, things were just different back then. Now it's like so exploited.

You know, like exploit everything. The pregnancy, the, you know. Oh, all of it, there's a big one. Dresses, where they go out and there's a hole in the dress. You want it to come out. You want it to come out. You want it to come out. You want it to come out.

You want it to come out. You want it to come out. You want it to come out. You want it to come out. You want it to come out. You want it to come out. You want it to come out. You want it to come out. You want it to come out. You want it to come then. You'd have a pregnancy full one piece bathing suit. That was only 20 years ago.

I don't know. Listen, she's beautiful, good for her. Hold on, let me get back to this. I don't know. Whatever. Everyone loves her show. I haven't watched it that much the morning show, right? But so she's got hair extensions in this photo. She's doing it all. I mean good for her

But just don't act like you're not You can't like you're pressed by it and then do it exactly perfect. Great way to Okay, so buy it and then do it exactly perfect great way to talk okay so uh... that's just alone said that that that's that's a loan back in august twenty fourth identity top of with christmas jellick that he had filed for divorce

and that he had covered her face on tattoo he had a tattoo of her face on his honest shoulder with their dog and apparently at the time the stories in the tabloids were, the dog was a big point of contention for their family. And I'm like, wow, I can't believe we filed for divorce. They've been married for so long. And Chris Brown-Gelad goes, I think this is for a reality show. I think it's all going to be planned out for a reality show,

and they're going to get back together. So they filed on the 24th. We recorded on August 24th. We recorded on August 24th. They filed August 29th is when Chris said that. I was like, I think totally right. Yesterday comes out. So Vester Stallone says his marriage problems are part of a reality TV show that we're all going to be able to watch. And I'm sure it's on E. Wow. Wow. So that was a Chris Franjola prediction. A lot of people are trying to get into the prediction game.

Yeah. And he's an intuitive. It's not as easy for everybody, but good for him. He absolutely, like when he told me I was like, whoa, you're totally right. Wow. Because they have three daughters. And, you know, they're pretty, I guess,

I assume they're probably pretty girls, but they're not making it. And what do you do when you have three girls? And you're rich, and they're pretty, I guess, I assume they're probably pretty girls, but they're not making it. And what do you do when you have three girls and you're rich and they're pretty and they don't wanna go to school or be lawyers or do anything. You say, let's go to E and get your reality show and hopefully you'll be the next Bradshaw bunch.

Right. So, that's... That's... Cardassians, of course. Can we do a close-up on his hairline? So did he get plugs? Oh, yeah, that might be a full wig. I think he's wearing a full...

I think that's a... If you got a hair transplant, that looks incredible to me. I think it could be that it was his hair. It could be his hair. I don't remember him working... I am a Sylvester Stall own expert. Okay. Now, he has been working on that hair for quite a long time because he's definitely gone through Wiggs. He's had Wiggs hair. Okay. Now, I think this is, I believe that this is, you think

that this is a, I think it's a transplant with, um, can you? Sorry. Julie Julie I think you just bark this time as possibly being Julie's last I think yes I think it's a transplant and then how they do a zoom they put makeup in the hairline which is a common thing to do yeah it looks a little dark in the hairline just to darken it but I think he looks great

I think looks great when do you become a hairdresser for the studios um a couple years ago we became experts on hair systems because I would love to get a hair transplant. Why, you great hair. What are you talking about? I can do it all on the edges of my, I would love to be my forehead down to your Judy chase dye.

Why? My forehead is too big. I want to get my abs just still dead. Absolutely not. No, we're not allowing that to happen. So that's just what I did a porn in the 70s.ies i just want everybody to know and if you want to take a look at it just let go google it and enjoy yourself uh...

that's interesting that you said that it is and what is he doing in the point because i have some other you know he uh... he it's right before rocky he from what i can remember because they did watch it uh... he cut it he's he walks in a room and basically just fucks this woman in a room it's not really much story okay

uh... but he's the full see full dick yeah i believe that you do so was it a big like a bhs t it's all to me this is the seventies so like how did you see how did i see it uh... i think it was later yeah i think i found it later on. So it had to have been or around Well, I'm gonna tell you story. I don't think you guys are gonna like it Okay No, so back in the day when I was just trying to get any kind of footage on tape

I've shared this story before but I'll get through it quickly. I answered an ad in Drawmolong. Oh, good. And I went down to this office on Lancashem and went into this room to possibly be part of a small film. And they said, come back. It's going to require you to rollerblade because on my resume, I put as a special skill that I could rollerblade. So I'm on Lancashemble of skill that I could rollerblade. Good. So I'm on Lakeership Boulevard,

and I'm rollerblading around. Yeah, sure. And they said, okay, great, you're hired, come here tomorrow and bring a bathing suit and rollerblades. And then I got in this car with the guy who's in charge of it, another guy who was filming it, and this girl who wrote it, okay Wrote the film and we go to the Silmar

Reservoir and they put in the whole point. I was gonna get it footage for this right They I get in my suit and put on my I should go like under like a like a like illegally We're in this like dry reservoir thing and I like crawl under the gate and in this like dry reservoir thing. And I like crawl under the gate and they're like, okay, now this is the story that she wrote is that it's a dream and you're scaring her. She's going to roll her skate around the camera guy. We're going to get that shot. And then they go, but the dream, the nightmare was that it was frogs after her. So then they put a frog complete frog on my, on me. So now the frog had me doing this for free. Yeah. Was that I would have some footage to show what a great roller blade I am. Maybe get an agent out of it. And so now I'm rollerblading with this big

frog head on just for fading suit and roller blades. Doing this thing because I'm thinking that there's no spell parts. There's only small actors you want to make them this tower not your lazy bitch and I'm like and then I like can't see peripherally so I fall and I trip and and now my days bleeding and they're like annoyed and they're like all right let's go so then we're driving back and they're like here's's a script of another movie that we have these doctors that want to invest if you want to be in it.

So I start reading it. And it's definitely, I don't know, full porn, but it's like, girls are laying out by the pool and they take off their tops. And then the girls like, here will you run some screen on my back, will you put it on my top first? So now the girls rubbing her tits. And I go, this is like a porn. I don't think I want to do this.

And then the writer goes, really, you're not going to do this. Everybody has done movies like this in Hollywood that have made it. I have a fucking porn in my house, a Michelle Fyfer. No! Michelle Fyfer was the exact name she used. I'm like, are you talking about before Greece too? What the fuck are you talking about? No! Michelle Fyfer was the exact name she used. I'm like, are you talking about before Greece too? What the fuck are you talking about?

Because like Michelle, and she said that. And I was like, well, she's like, so what do you think you're gonna, you think you're gonna win an Oscar? Well, even if you opt for R up for an Oscar, having this is not gonna hurt you because everyone has a porn in their background. So she might be right. Or maybe it was D.D. Fyfer. Because they did look a lot of like back then.

She was D.D. Oh shit. Oh what happened to her? I don't know what happened to her, but she was in the all-nighter and she was in like a couple things. But yeah, I mean, it was one of those like silk stockings type of stuff. Do you think I should have done it? No.

I do know someone who did a silk stockings type of thing. Oh, and Camille grammar Someone I went to college with did do one of them and it was a Skendall of all everyone around all of our circles was a Skendall and of course we all had to watch it and it was Beyond it was beyond I felt enough humiliation from the kids on campus at USC after I did an episode of studs. Like everyone thought I was fucking trash for doing that. And I would go and then I would even go out. I remember like talking to a guy I'm really liking him and someone being like, you are on studs.

And this guy's like, ew. And he just was totally turned off. Like I'm not taking home this girl to like my path to dinner rich home to and have the world know that she was so trashy that she was on studs, which by those of you don't know, it was a game show where you go out on. There's three girls and two guys. And we all want to date, like I go out with each guy. And then in the end, you either match up or choose each other, whatever. I won.

Yeah. So we should have that. And we do have your pregnancy nip shot somewhere out there. I mean, it's somewhere out there. I just was sharing it. Peter had made a prediction. There was a, this photo that I talked about on Tuesday's show. This is not it, that this shark photo bomb to surfer. It was off of the coast of Southern California. Peter being an ocean side lifeguard called Bullshit.

This isn't true. This is fake and I predict it. I talked about it. I have since heard from the juicy scooper who was actually writing an article about this photo situation and she said I'm sorry Peter is completely wrong. There is video of the shark jumping out. There are surfers that are where eye witnesses. That happened and so I told Peter and then today

the new york post post giant shark jumps into a fishing boat in bonkers video what the fuck do we do and he goes where's it from and i go to new zealand he goes exactly new zealand south africa not southern california i think peter's wrong i think i told him I go the world has changed since you were a lifeguard of 35 years ago. Maybe Earth has changed. And the sharks are like...

Their consciousness has changed too. Sharks consciousness. Yeah. They know they can come out, they smell when you're like, you know, when you're around. And they know. They know they're coming around more. Maybe a new family moved in here. Maybe they wanted to come live on the coast of here, but in your Malibu. Somebody told me, and I'm not saying it's true, that actually we have improved our situation with the, with sea life and environment. It has improved. And because it has improved, the sharks are flourishing.

And there's more of them. And they're growing. Yeah, they're growing. Yeah, they're growing. By making it like a healthier place. Yeah, but in some places they come out more because it isn't so when you see sharks the whole thing with sharks is like if they're come if they're around people on that shallow of the surface they're hungry they're looking for food because their environment has been completely tampered with in fact with. But then when they go

deep or when they're like you know if they're not around their cool if they're around their hungry allegedly okay allegedly well like that mother-fucker anyway peter was wrong about that okay peter you are you up on the latest with britney no well i'm happy to bring you up there is a new article article written in the uh... let me see it's the uh... new york magazines latest cover story house of spares and lays out the history of the abusive behaviors and tragic death that plagued jaymy spares britney's dad as a child and ultimately saw him failed to break the cycle while raising his own kids.

So, these are all things that happen. First, when he was a little boy, he had a brother who died when he was three days old. Then, nine years later, his mother fatally shot herself at 31. Then, the dad, whose name June, which is weird, does name. He remarried just eight months after his wife's suicide, tying the knot to this girl, Joanne, who later accused him in court of beating her constantly. And then he put her in a psych ward.

Oh no. He put two of his wives in a, he put the wife that killed herself in a psych ward. Then she killed herself. Then he put this one in a psych ward. And those kids said that he did this to our mother. Oh my God.

And so very interestingly that he did that to Brittany. So like that Jamie Spears father put two lives into a psych ward institutionalized them. And one I guess got out and killed herself. The other one divorced of some, this was like a summary on page six, but these are the things that have happened to him. And then the son went on to put his daughter in his own daughter. Yeah. God, he loves doing that. Having your mother commit suicide, though, that is, that is some psychological trauma. And there was alcoholism and then that he and Lynn

filed for bankruptcy three times before Brittany had her first hit. Wow. So she really was their ticket out of this like cycle of, and he had cheated on Lynn, Jamie did, and she knew about it, one drunk and nine at a I did a bar and there's just all these situations that they were like struggling before Britney really made it and then of course Britney was the, the, you know, yeah, the whole family, the red one of all these years. She made it at like 15 though, so this is all happened to bankruptcy three times before she's 15. Wow. Yeah. So, anyway, she's struggling. all happen to be bankruptcy three times before right to wow yeah so uh... anyway

she's she's struggling this girl uh... millie bobby brown one on drew bear more and she said i would love to play britney spears in the britney spears movie and britney spears didn't understand that made her very angry and she was like i'm not dead yet all why do i need you to play me when I'm here? Though my family would like me to be dead, they'd also not like to give me

that cup of coffee or the fact that I never got to have a spa or my mother fucking, I couldn't drive my mother fucking car or have a mother fucking board for it. So like, they're like, and then all the fans are like, no, Brittany, we love you. But like, if there was going to be a story about your life, like you're 40 and like maybe you want to see someone play you at 15, like we actually think she'd be a really good match. Like it's okay, Brittany, and she's, you know, so it's like she doesn't understand that. Oh my God. She went back to my old house, people are very confused by this. And I just zoomed in on like the clothes, like what is that?

There's like clothes in the background. There's just crap everywhere. I don't know who's doing this, but then she revealed, then she goes, okay, don't laugh. I take myself seriously, would not perform. I'm reposting this because this is with heels. I'm a beginner. It's the look through, it's the look though, I guess. And yes, I'm a beginner. It's the look through.

It's the look though, I guess. And yes, I'm extremely weird. So she does this dancing, then she's like, I danced again, but I put on heels, but she's always in heels. And then she also said that, and then also Sam, the husband, he has spent the last 35 days doing something in Baltimore. But now she revealed that he's home and he's kickboxing, and she's like, my husband's just begun a week,

but he was gone 35 days. So I don't know if she realizes that these last posts in the last month have been weird because she didn't have Sam there. What was Sam, Asgard, or whatever? Shooting in Baltimore, like a movie? I'm sure it was a rental evidence. Exactly.

I mean, good for him. He's booking projects. Fantastic. I'm hearing it. Yeah, in Baltimore, good for him. I mean, this was, this people went outraged about this. This was a TikTok that the bride posted, thinking it was fun, and then everyone was like,

what the hell is wrong? They are outraged, social means outraged. After this very aggressive groom, knock down his bride while forcing cake into her face. So I watched it, it's the eating the cake, and she was like, no, no, no, and then, and of course she puts in the video, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know that music? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.

You know that music? No, no. You don't know that music. Do you guys watch TikTok? You're missing out. You know, if you start it, you're gonna have no life. So don't have to go. We're not going to.

So anyway, they go, he like, she runs in a corner, and he's like shoving on her face, runs in a corner to the point where she falls in the corner. Nope. And he's still like putting it all over. Now all her hair is fallen, it's on her face, runs into corner to point where she falls in the corner. Nope. And he's still like putting it all over. Nope. Now all her hair is fallen. It's on her outfit.

Nope. That is beyond. I think the whole smashing the cake thing is so fucking weird. It's gross and dumb. The whole addition of it. It's the worst. It's the worst. Nope.

It makes me uncomfortable. Yep. It's so aggressive and weird. I mean, I... What does it matter with him? I mean, I'm sorry. What is the fucking matter with him? What is the matter with him?

What is the matter with him? And then you... That's what I want to say. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What's matter with you? What's matter with you? What's matter with you? What's matter with you?

I see as a low-man bun. It almost looks like a kid. Dad doing it. He looks like he's wearing. Nice he is a low man bun. It almost looks like a kid. Dad doing it. He looks like he's wearing a wig, like a baked motel wig. He looks like he's wearing a Anthony Perkins wig from Psycho. He's an asshole. He is an asshole.

You're an asshole sir. You're an asshole. But now of course, how embarrassing for her. Like, now they're on their honeymoon and this is out and the whole world is writing what a dick he is. You know what else in it? And those juicy scripts talking about it. Yeah. And she talking about it like shit why the fuck did I do it because I am married and I know I'm married a dick and I know I'm married a weird asshole

but I kind of didn't I didn't think the world would react this way so now it's like a double whammy for her well that's it the last time she's getting something shoved your face no that's right you imagine you have a dick shoved it I imagine how horrendously sexually how absolutely horrendously it's also, you probably pushes her in the pool, you probably trips her, you probably keeps her, you like, does the thing when they fake drown you, you probably see no balls out her. The worst thing ever. He's a fucking piece of shit.

Wow. Wow. This is Julie talking, I'll take all of it. Let's just talk about Sister Wise because you're in heated moment. Oh Oh wait, not the photo of it's so Christine looking out on her own for she's looking at her own power now She's looking at a sunny shine of power Did you see saw the last episode? Yes as they sat around and I just What I found really interesting. I'll let you guys each talk, it's

really interesting that there's that one moment where he brings up like, I look like a fraud now because we've told the world for 12 years publicly this works. I think there is a moment too which they are thinking about will the show continue? That Christine is left yeah and that also with christine actually leaving it sheds life on the fact that he's not live with marie at all could fucking care less jennell i used to think that

they maybe like she just gave him bj's or something or maybe there was that now i think no i don't think she's had sex with him for 10 years. I don't think any of them were having sex with him For a year or two before he got with Robin I think they got Rob no because Christine said they hadn't been intimate for 10 years Oh, and I think he's been with Robin for about like nine eight or nine years and so I now I think None of them were having sex with him I don't think he wanted to but maybe Christine did still want it

She did and then they brought up then they brought in Robin and they were gonna embrace Robin and then really that's the only one He was compatible with and now she's crying being like I had other choices I could have married another guy even though I was divorced but I wanted this for my family and she's not saying it but I think she's like I wanted the TV show I wanted the brand I wanted it all even though they appear to be the poorest and the most unchanged look-wise reality stars I have ever seen they're run the show for 12 years. No one has figured out how to do a fake lash or a better lined lip.

Like what reality shows have stars have we seen that's been on a show for 12 years that are this unchanged, which good for them. They're not changing. They're still wearing the same ugly clothes. They've gotten uglier. I mean, only Janelle, I feel, has stepped up. Yeah. No, Christine's never looked better.

And while she's accepted her power, yeah, when she was a little bit. I thought Christine was kind of pretty, like, over the years. I just saw a TikTok that Janelle's, what, who is it? I think it's, you know, it's Christine's daughter. Christine has a daughter who is bisexual or gay. No, that's Mary. No, Christine does. Oh, daughter who is bisexual or gay now that's a few of our and that

girl christine's daughter with her girlfriend and the girlfriend is doing a tiktok and she said we all went to junelle's older sons wedding logon who has them in part of the show for a long time. And she said, did your dad sit with Janelle since it's their son who got married? No, he sat with Robin.

Janelle sat across the way. And so it's been, now it's definitely confirmed that the only person he has any kind of sexual relationship with is Robin. Well it's interesting because genital just doesn't seem to care she's like into the family she doesn't care about sex for some reason now whatever her deal is uh... christine cares well right but christine cares christine wants to have a real relationship with some of the she's like fuck this i want to have i want i want it

yeah and so she's she's there's only so long you can, you know, so then Mary, I know she's got the lesbian daughter, but we kind of feel like she might be a lesbian too. 100%. What about when she was with her best friend? Yeah, there's never, she's never so happy as when she's with her best friend.

Oh, happy with her best friend. She's never so happy. The bitch doesn't smile until she talks about her best friend, Jen, or whatever, whatever. Well, I follow this girl. She does, what is her show? Without a crystal ball. She does a lot of stuff on the sister wives.

I had talked about this before that she is doing a women's empowerment weekend, Mary, at the Airbnb, or whatever it's called the bread for a bed and breakfast Yeah, and probably women with a Y Yeah, W O M Y N people a lot of people think it's very cult-ish She just had a couple openings after this pest and she's like you guys as women empowerment We are going to go on hikes. I can't tell you about it. I can't tell you about it But it's

anywhere between four forty five hundred or six thousand if you want to stay in the in the lesbian and benches you can but otherwise you can find other combinations are like what other combinations this is like what the motel says it's not we're not going to park city you know we're going to some other little hobunk town and she's like I love Mom not a lesbian but this is the Georgia Oakyf room. Here's the Ellen DeGeneres wing so she writes you guys I know it's getting close but if you want to come to this amazing retreat in a couple weeks to get energized and get ready for the holidays I've got a couple spots that just opened and get ready for the holidays. I've got a couple spots that just opened up. Get your own flight. I have been asking for a juicy scoop for to come.

I did see that if you do sign up, you sign an NDA and you also can't ask anything about sister wives. So I don't know what empowerment she's doing. Maybe how to spell Luluru, sell Luluru leggings. I think you also could be slightly. At this point, the only way the show is going to stick is if they get another wife to join. Agreed. So we think this is.

Because then Jadal will hang around in her trailer. Yep. And then Robin will get jealous. Won't mind at first and then get jealous. That is the only way to show. So if you want to be living at Kayao to pass and fucking Cody and seeing him dance right. And do you guys see when he dances

at the wedding that he's created? Yeah, yes we do. Yeah, and just that's his whole thing of, even the officiation, the whole thing. I mean, he looked like a toddler, you know when the toddler dances and they're jerky? Yeah, it's like that. Like he's like a toddler who's dancing.

Okay, well, so many of you sent me a photo that came from some Facebook group, but it's not a credit, and so I can't share it on YouTube. But it's him looking down, speaking about hairplugs. Okay. And it's like, here's the curls. And then there's this whole band of no hair. Oh no. And then hair here. Oh. And I was like, I don't know that this is right. Wow. But then I looked at old photos where it's like brown and it's kind of thinning and now it's like really healthy

like Goldilocks curls. So what I think happened, just my opinion, the top of the hair was losing. He got a transplant here and then dyed it and curled it and permed it and he kind of arranged it to cover this part until you can get another check from TLC to add to this top part of the head. It looks better with the hair like that. It does look like way better. Now the other thing I think they could do

to keep the show going is to be the offshoot of Christine Dating in her new life. I know, I think it's gonna be really hard and I think that's why they're like annoyed that she's moving to Utah. Oh, they definitely don't wanna lose the show. Because it's not like city though. How's wife?

Yes. Let's do that. Let's do that. Yeah, imagine if she would on. So I'm gonna bring my new friend, um, this is Lisa Barlow here. She hasn't had a lot of beta tequila, but she's just come out of a relationship. And okay, who wants to be Christine?

I'm gonna be, okay. Okay, I'm gonna be, Lisa, I'm gonna be a couple of the girls asking you and you, I'm more than the man, I want the family. So you're Christine, okay. Okay. Oh my God, Christine, I love this for you that you're back in Utah. Tell me, what was your, you're recently divorced? Yeah. I was married for a long time to Cody,

but he didn't really love me intimately and it was really the intimate affection that I had been looking for, but i didn't realize that but now that truly and y'all brought out and his believe in germamine are all grown except for truly who still lives with me i want to find my own independence

and i'm really excited to do it i'm really happy to be here with you k now maritis comes to the park uh... i uh... i don't know what that would be like. I can nearly handle Seth, but then to have three other women possibly fucking him, it's not something I would be interested in. I'm just going to disengage. Do I understand? It's not for everyone.

But I didn't mind it at the time because he really, you know, we would take turns so he would make love to, well, he never actually did. Actually, we had sex. How many kids do I have? Five. I want to say that. Yeah, exactly. We had five.

We had five times sex. And that was it. But that's why I'm here in Salt Lake to be with you ladies to have fun and meet some men. Do you have any single men for me to meet? Okay, so now Whitney's gonna chime in in an interview. I think it's really great that Christine has joined the group of girls. I know that Justin, since he's lost his job, has some free time to introduce her to some eligible, eligible men. But I'm not, I mean, I don't know if it's going to really work out.

I'm just trying to get along with Heather because bad weather has been bad weather. Yeah, we've had bad weather too when we lived at Coyote Pass. The worst. Okay, I think there's potential there. Let's, let's talk about what are your thoughts this season on real house as a Salt Lake City We have gotten past Lisa Barlow saying that she has not given blow jobs for to get Vita into James or jazz tickets Meredith is happily in a tub with her husband

Heather gay is getting a gay ex-communicated Mormon choir together. And what's going on with that? Why is that happening? Is that just a fast forward moment? Like that's a get a drink, go to the bathroom, leave it playing. You weren't into the choir situation. I was into Jen Shaw who were going to lose coming in and singing America the beautiful whatever that was that was the deal I mean there were six people at the audition they thought they were going to have a line down the

that was locked there was it was actually three people from the show and three gay guys who are like I want to meet Heather I don't want to do like nobody wants to do a stupid choir she said said there was a really toxic thing. What did you think of Whitney? Her husband getting fired because of some of the stuff they've done on the show. I thought she acted like she was fine and proud of that, but I think she's horrified that she did that.

I think she was horrified. The minute it aired, I think her sexual assault from childhood continued on, or her co-wurst consent from childhood continued here. She finally sees, oh, these producers are using me. They got me to co-wurst, cause consent. Well, I mean, yes, I've criticized it. I'm like, of course they just wanna stay on the show.

They wanna please them. They plow them with alcohol. They don't let them eat. And they're like, you guys are so fun. This is going to be so funny. And it's going to show couples that you guys can have fun. This is a date night. And they're not thinking about the fact

that cut to eight months later, I'm talking about on juicy scoop with a screen grab. Yeah, everybody's clappinglapping her ass. Yes. I think they have, I do think they have like a fun and engaging sex life. I think that they, I like their relationship a lot and I've grown to like her as she's become more cynical and finally understands that she is being used and exploited

and she needs to find her power and find her voice and I think she's horrified and ashamed. Okay, I am so excited that you brought this up because I am like, where is this fucking okay, please dear God, if they have a, that she probably won't because she want to keep her job, but I am secreting that at the reunion she does say, and I'm really mad at the reunion, she does say, and I'm really mad at the producers. I'm really mad that I was put in this position, and I did this because I'm not going to tell you what happened in my childhood because I just wanted to tease the audience the entire time. I still want to tell you, but I ended up doing things I didn't want to do. And it was humiliating.

And so that brings, like the fact that she's bringing it up as her storyline being like when Heather gay said I wasn't there for for this discussion about Lisa Barlow blowing for jazz tickets and she's like when you say that you don't realize what I've been going through and people trying to tell me that I Don't remember what I was supposed to be. Like, what the hell are gays that's supposed to be thinking about that? She's supposed to be like, hey, fuck it, I'm not touching this. So like, I'm gonna stick to it.

There's no cameras, fuck off. Like, yeah, she, I'm going at Kathy Hilton. You say what you say. I say what I say. Goodbye. Yeah, her, her subtext is like, I'm always constantly walked all over and used and exploited against my will.

But she's not bringing up this, like yeah. Well, Heather, if you're watching this, you should bring it up in the reunion. When they bring it up, why don't you be mad at the producers or be mad at your husband that said, let me slap your ass on camera. Why don't you be mad at them instead of me? I think he gets pressured too, you know?

He gets bored. He gets bored, whatever she wants. Exactly. I mean, I feel for them. I was absolutely horrified by this. I was like oh girl. When it happened last year yeah. Yeah. I was dying. And now she's like it's fine. I mean I stand by it. He lost his job like leave it to Bravo. I mean honestly like how many people have gone to jail. No this guy loses his job. I know, and like, they're supposed to live off the re-brand. And why did it cost 300,000 to rebrand? It's her own stuff. I want, let me ask the people at home,

is her stuff an MLM? No. I didn't think so. We looked at the website. So it just skins your car. She just sells it. Yeah. Who's buying it, though?

Why does anyone think they can go into the skin care space? Don't they watch Shark Tank? Okay, we're going to talk about something that I made you suffer through. You guys, I saw people setting this to me saying this is so juicy, Heather, you're going to love it. And it's called, or what's the actual show called orgasm ink, orgasm ink on Netflix? It's a two-hour documentary. Can I just before you? Yes. So ahead. I want everyone to understand that you asked us.

We're calling. We're going to call HR. I don't know who if it's Annie, but I know that that I would all have liked it. Heather, let's go to watch a porn for her show. I'm first on a horrified and embarrassed, but I started to watch just the first couple minutes of it. And I was like, hey, you guys watching this?

Being that it was only two hours, not 18. I was like, hey, if you can sneak this in, I'm kind of interested in talking about, because Jesus gives you a talking about it. I'm about a third in. I'm like, do I call them and say, you don't have to. But then I was like, no, because I'm dying here

their opinion. What this is in a nutshell, is it's another, I treated last night, I'm like, Netflix documentaries have really hurt the cult industry. Like if you were in a cult, or if you even think, I mean, even if you're not in a cult, after watching Netflix just last three years, documentaries, you're like, I was in a cult.

I am in a cult. It was called the Netflix documentary cult. I mean, I'm dreaming about next year. I'm on the regular and on the way here after this Julie because we were had to watch this, watching it on the way here. Julie's like this, I got to be done with cults for a little while. I just feel I'm changing as a person. She said that on the way here, that's a quote. Okay, so this takes place in San Francisco, which if you ever, if you weren't into San Francisco before,

this is gonna really turn you off. So it's, I don't know, maybe like five years ago, and this woman starts this whole group, but she's getting these highly educated, like tech people to join, and it's called OEM, the one taste. One taste and OEM means orgasm meditation. Meditation, that's the practice.

So she's the whole thing, but the practice is literally 30 people in a room and then she teaches you, it is an MLM in that you join the group, then you get certified to teach people and recruit people and also like a Scientology sense and like to go to this next level it's going to be 15 grand to take this class and you're going to accept and it's like this is what's blocking you and everything. And then I cannot believe this. They just have like, these are just people just wearing average clothes, very little makeup. 30 people in a room. This girl is laying on a bed, like in butterfly legs,

like legs out. It's like clothes, clothes on her, but just full of out and the cold leader is going to call that is instructing the sky how to find the clip and stroke it while she has an orgasm everybody is watching everybody is watching this yes I the whole time I watched it I I was clutched vagina. I said, I don't even want to ever have an orgasm. Yeah, I was coming so...

Turned off. I am like repressed. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, V having more puritanical. I need to like, I don't even understand what this is. I cannot. Do you, I'm like, we, we're in such a cult hole. I, I, I never, weren't even think of now, it's about vagina.

And I'm already, so, like, Nexium, we watched every single thing of the vow about Nexium and all that, then going into this, it's just like Nexium with fingering. And so, and, like with, or public fingering, because he fingered them too, and there's a whole sex cult thing with that, but this is literally just nexium

with a group of people in a room getting fingered. And then, in addition, of course, and I said to her when we started, I was like, when's a rape coming? When's a rape coming? And you know they're not just doing the vajage, they're doing dicks, where are the dicks? Where are the dicks, where are the dicks?

And then of course, that was underground, that was private, that was the thing, and then there's a rape, rape, rape. But it's just like Dix, and then of course that was underground, that was private, that was the thing, and then there's Ray-Bray-Pray, but it's just like, oh, I cannot deal. I can't deal. I know what was the weirdest girl comes off, like a Ted talker, like a very, like I said, well-spoken person,

and it becomes like a startup, like a real company, and I'm like, this is fucking a sex traffic thing. What is this? And then, but she's convincing you, like, you're repressed. It reminded me of like, the only thing I can compare it to is like a really creepy acting class. That's what I said. Yeah, that's what I said.

Like, what did I say? That's what I said. Like, what's your problem? Why can't you break through? Who, what, what did your dad do to you? The only way you guys, I remember I had an acting class where we were doing same time next year, and the acting teacher was in the end,

told the guy who was playing. Hell in all the, you guys aren't, he takes him aside, he's the guy told me that, like, seeing partner told me that the guy took him aside, that I'm paying like $700 a month to for one class a week, for four times a week, says, have you fucked or get? Meaning me.

You guys need to fuck if you want this scene to work. Oh, this scene to work in front of the eight people in the class? And Mike got the Hollywood. We have to get my fucks. We have to fuck, not in front of the class, but he literally was like, your homework is to go and fuck. If you want this scene to work.

God, it's Sunday, man. I think we're doing like, like, my, some kind of, and I don't think it was repeating or if it was method, whatever it was, it was something stupid class, a dead dog type of bullshit. And we're doing exercises. And the guy that I'm with, he gets to do like, something called like a silly

Dilly where he gets to be silly which I wouldn't want to do either and then I had to do a orgasm of course no I don't want to fake it or like now I have to have an orgasm But he gets to like do some kind of like it's like a slot machine worse than he has to do something silly and I'm like Oh, but I'm supposed to simulate that I'm having an orgasm front everybody. No, did you know? No, okay But like I've done other horrible I probably Went on and fuck somebody to do that one all the same who knows I mean these acting classes are like cults I think they act in classes are like because they convince you that like get a break That's a roller skating with a frog hat on cuz they're like you then you don't really want it

That's right. That's why acting has become like a cult. That's why a woman can be convinced to show her tits in a movie or can anything because we believe Jennifer and I said we're this tiny. Exactly. We've all done some dumb thing because we're taught to believe that if we don't, that yeah, we don't want enough or we're not exposed enough or we're not whatever enough. Opening it. And I do want to say this about it.

And I want to say this about it and I want to say this about next year and this at the base of all of it I do think what the the lesson she's teaching I think is good at the beginning at the very beginning which is to teach someone how to give someone an orgasm is a great thing and to teach people where the clitoris is and to how to use it and how to do it great and next year had some good stuff too but you can also get that from a great porn, like I'm seeing a video of like how to give a great blow job and then you played it on Bachelor of Art. But that's like in the privacy.

Why? Right, that's what I'm saying. Right, and then you're doing that and then you're wanting to see it and then it was like very group sexy to like your own group sexy. Yeah, the people who are all in it, and I was saying this about Nexium too to it's like everyone who's involved in this is so thirsty and desperate for attention

and to be validated by another by the group of people and they need they make this person the a god and they can't think for themselves and there it's it's there's such a it's it's everyone who's involved it's like I know she's a monster but everyone involved with it are monsters. Well they have the same psychosis they all do. Well then and I would put my whatever my monsterness is is whatever we all have it but that everyone involved in this stuff has something that they're there there for a reason. I think they did a really great job in telling the story in the documentary because then she gets up there and they

show clips of her saying things that are so wrong but in a way make sense horrible which is what a cult leader does she says you know what I'm ready to give you guys all a shirt saying I got raped and all I got was a victim story. And it was like a couple of people laughed, it was weird. And then she says, my dad was a huge child blister and he used me to recruit children for him to molest. And but I don't hate him for that. I know that was just the beast that had to be fed.

So feed the beast. So then women in the group were putting in situations where a God would be like, I can be violent with you and I can demand sex with you because it's the beast within and you have to accept that men are like that and that you like secretly want it. It was just the most complete, non-feminist thing. It starts as a feminist thing. Know your orgasm, have your orgasm, you should have five a day,

and guys should be stroking it in front of a class before you go to lunch, okay? To the end where it's like your body's just a vessel, and we don't want you to leave because we're gonna keep in the kitchen. You're not a victim. You're not a victim that if you get raped, isn't really rape because it's not there's no you are not a victim. Your power is in surrendering and leaning into it. And now it's not rape. They wanted to be turned on by the beast within the man.

He's feeding the beast and you need to feed it rather than fear it. Be turned on by that. But of course, every girl there, half of them are lesbian's anyway, we're like, yeah, not, not really into it. I thought I was just gonna lay here while you went, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do where the girl lays there and the guy just does that. And I can tell you that 15 minutes in, he has to get out of vibrator. Okay, so I'm gonna call bullshit a little bit. Some of them were faking the orgasm meditations. And also then, yeah.

I think he has the fucker. So, that's also 15 minutes in. So this whole thing is, and that's why I knew from the beginning when there's men involved in the group, and it's not a judgment, it's just 15 minutes in. So this whole thing is, and that's why I knew from the beginning, when there's men involved in the group, and it's not a judgment, it's just your dual sex with men and women, you cannot convince me that after 15 minutes she has an orgasm, and he's just going to what? Congratulations!

Congratulations! I know what a seeking out of it! Yeah, that's the thing. It's one thing, I kept saying, are they going to get there? Let me give me a meditation. If you're a couple and you're doing that, and you want, you know, your partner wants to get you off or whatever, and that's the thing, okay fine.

But you're not, there's no way, these men are in a group so they can fucking finger a girl and then go home and eat ice cream. There's no way. They're there to fucking fuck. Or get their dick sucked or whatever. Oh, and then the girl, the main leader woman, she reveals like, I was a stripper. I was a call girl.

I was a prostitute. Oh, there was this guy who just liked to choke me and I was like, that's the beast within. Just let me live in the end and we're good. I'm like, this is insane. Insane. Insane. I mean, can we recommend it?

I don't think we can. It's really, if you're ready to just clench your vagina and put your head under a pillow you can watch it. I don't know. I don't want to be alone with it. I imagine I want other people that be forced. Annie at least. By the way in the thing there was like one couple and she's like I've never felt so seen I've spread my legs and he said to me Your pussy looks like two tulips trapped in a wet blanket or ever was She's like Oh, we're so intimate now

For a can you imagine if somebody described your vagina to you they'd get a punch in the face to I am very sorry, but if I'm with someone and it's like are we gonna get down and like yeah You want to yeah consent to sexy sure is hold on I'll be right back then get a towel Yeah, and a thing now you're gonna go on the floor like you're gonna do yoga I know it's like I like a yoga, you're gonna do yoga. What do you know? What's it? Almost like a LaMos class, too.

It's different. Or guys, we're like, here's the three pillows. Right. And they had it all lined up. You know when you go to a yoga class and they like have the mat and they have like the two bricks, like if you want the two bricks,

and like a towel. That's the way they set it out. We're multiple people. We're gonna be sitting there and multiple guys at the same time, we're gonna stroke the little thing. We're just gonna be like hello like I cannot and then they had they had all these franchises they're like here's the Brooklyn one and here's the Oregon one. I'm like, oh my god Who are these and and then I looked around? I'm like I guess these people just don't have and

Then it's dates they're date lists right there I mean the middle ground right could get a date right where she's like tell us what you want have and then it's dates they're date lists right there are all the middle ground right but get a date where she's like tell us what you want tell us what you want and then finally she's like I guess I really want a baby and then the leaders like no you don't you want to have

another orgasm yeah she's like oh okay like in front of the group in front of the group like who what can you make. Like, who, what, can you, all she, anytime they said they wanted something, she'd keep them going until they finally said, I wanna be an instructor, she's like, I wanna demo, I wanna do an hour demo. I wanna do a pussy demo, an hour pussy demo.

I mean, just, when they do some ritualistic stuff, anyway, 14 people did get together to file lawsuit against okay we were featured in it we didn't want but they have been strapped it oh wow yeah they're like we're featured in so they dropped it this lady needs to go with

key three nary in a cell and they can go fuck each other for the rest of time and die you know what i mean i keep just she sold her stake she lives on the land and she sold her stake those are one thing doctor did you was it now she's writing a book on cancel culture who i mean and i was a real time like you're just here to i mean you're

like a sex worker who was molested like why would you be like a first one she presents herself like you would think she was a professor that was teaching sexual anatomy that's the way it starts and then it's like no really She presents herself like you would think she was a professor that was teaching sexual anatomy. That's the way it starts. And then it's like, no, really, I was just, I'm a, you know,

Neena Hartley's How-To porn videos on his own. That's who I did. That's who I watched. Neena Hartley, she's the one. She's the one. She'll do blow jobs. She'll do the vagina stuff. She's the best.

And this girl said she was sad that she, that she recruited, you know, other children for her father who went to jail for prison for 52 counts of child molesting. He died in prison. And then she became a recruiter for adult molesters. But she goes, I don't think there were any victims. Some people might disagree. She says that. I'm only. She's like, I don't think my dad did any wrong anything wrong because this was what was in camp so what do you i mean like completely justifying pedophilia like i

should just the right now i hope this girl she's rich yet she's still in the land like it up for me with some weird people yeah yeah like she sold her stake for millions and millions of the stupid companies still. So the company still exists. How can that be possible? They do it all virtually now,

so that counts as consent, I guess, and then they all just rub their like clits on basically on the webcam to each other. Like why don't you just go do a porn hub? That's what you're doing. God, they just, they wanna just leave. They're doing something spiritual with wellness and connections. Let's get just some normal clean fun.

People's sexiest man alive, Chris Evans. You guys, I don't know, is he, I guess he is. This whole thing is so down that they still do this kind of. I guess it's, you know, again, people, the people out by people magazine like this and I think he's, like, he is such a babe and he's cute and he's likeable. My friend lives very close to him. Where's that? Can we know the neighborhood? What's the neighborhood at least? And we have been doing a campaign for him to cross the street. And we have been doing a campaign for him to cross the street. For a long time, I've done some posts about it. My friend is very beautiful.

You know her, she's a little daughter. Okay, we know who it is. And so anyway, I don't know why he doesn't cross the street. You know, allegedly, because he's down in a sex dungeon. So I will say that he has a sex dungeon. I have like, I read a lot of blind items in Chris Evans and the a lot of the blinds insinuate that he, because you know you never really hear about the relationships he's in, he was in one with Marcel the shell that chick. Who's that?

Sounds like a Sennel. She does that little shell who's talks, it's a cute little thing that she, but she's a comedian. Yeah, she was on us and out. It's a movie together and the movie is really good. He dated her, but you never hear about anyone he's dating. That's never the thing that he's in the magazines for ever. Yeah. He doesn't walk red carpets with people.

Jenny Slate. Yeah, Jenny Slate. Oh, that's right. Jenny Slate. Jenny Slate. Oh yeah. Jenny Slate. She's always Slate. Oh, that's right. Jenny Slate. Yeah. Jenny Slate. He should watch all the shelves. So cute and funny. And they, you know, the blinds, which are blind items, say that, you know, he's got like an alternative appetite sexually. And yeah, he maybe he should go join one taste, a taste, whatever, because he likes a BDSM moment. He's got a basement with his,

oh, that's this is what they just what they say. But I mean, I do think it's bizarre that he doesn't ever have a relationship on the books at all. Wow. Okay. Well, but our mutual friend may be down for a sex dungeon moment. 100%.

I think she's a very good bunch of. 100% she is not, she's gonna knock on me difficult, chill, cook, chill, clean, chill, do it all. Let me see if there's anything else I don't wanna. Let's cross that street then. To cover, did you guys, did you watch, what was it called? Lies, what's this one called?

Did you watch Tell Me Lies? Yes, I did, yes. Oh, there are real couple. Did you know that? The main two leads are a real couple. I had no idea. So Grace Van Patten is Eileen Davidson from Beverly Hills, real house was Beverly Hills.

This is her niece. Oh, I didn't know that. Okay. And then he is Katie Segal's son. Yeah. And so there are two NEPO babies that did a show together and now are in love and they and she wrote here, he wrote, if we can't, can we get a season two? Kind of a thirsty thing.

Very thirsty. But I only wanted to, I'm not going to be watching, by the way, I'm not going to be watching season two I didn't I don't even know what you're not that I only looked at this is called tell me lies in the only reason I watched it is because this one and he saw poster and said oh

that book is really I go what is that about because it's based on a book I read it so good her boyfriend sleeps with her mother she finds out that her boyfriend sleeps with her mother. She finds out that her boyfriend sleeps with her mother. So, I watch eight episodes of this book that's been adapted for Phil. Yeah.

Nobody, no, none of her boyfriend's up with her mother. Oh. Not yet. Not yet. And then, and now, he wants to get to season two. Well, I'm out. I don't fucking care. I know. The only reason I'm watching kids that are,

this guy looks like he's 35 with a receding hairline and he's playing a 20 year old. Exactly. Fucking all these girls. I'm like, all right, when do you fuck the mom? Like, where does this happen? Well, now it's over with and I'm like, I've wasted so much of my time.

It's Yond. She was a nine perfect strangers. Remember that? With Nicole Kidman. She was the girl wandering around. It was too young to be in that show. But I wanted to see what Katie Segal's like, and then the guy from, I guess,

what's the motorcycle show? Cause I started to wear that. It's a man I think, garbage too. I wanted to see what the sun looked like. And then I was just like, Is that, is he the son of, like, that husband? I think so. I mean, I assume, I wanted to see what the sun looked like. And then I was just like, is that, is he the son of that husband? I think so. I mean, I assume, I assume so.

And then Katie Segal's in it as his mom. Yeah, yeah. So that like, and it is, I mean, I personally, did you watch it, Annie? I don't think it's done. No, no, I don't watch it. Cause she's like, I read the book, which was apparently way fucking better.

I don't even know how it's in my mind. I'm like sucked in. I don't know, I got sucked in. I was so dumb like it's for young people maybe. I know, I got sucked in. At first I kind of liked it because I liked how they portrayed like how a guy like a cheats and justifies it and stuff. I thought that was sort of an interesting thing when it seemed

but. Jack White is his father. So the guy from Cincinnati? Oh, I don't know, look it up. What's the guy from White Stripes? But I don't think this is Jack White. Are you guys familiar with the staircase? Yes.

I follow his son, Todd Peterson. Michael Peterson's son. That's his actual son. What are we looking at here, Heather? This is what did he do here? This is, I think, read the room maybe, Todd, since your mom got passed in the face by a bird or whatever was. Well, according to the person that sent this to me, this is the summary because the stories were

a lot uncomfortable watch. So Todd went to Abiza and he claimed that some men in Abiza broke into the condo he's staying at and beat him up the story is suspect though because the door was locked so they had to have a key but then he says they must have thrown the prostitute he hired they just a known the prostitute he hired so it was a trap but he never alleged he was robbed i don't think i i don't think just beat up and then he goes on rance about how he hates the men in spain and uses slurs ever ever 15 seconds about

about and really good body and i guess he's not only fans i do have to say that so much like the dad michael peter said but like better looking weird the sun that was in trouble for the keys the sun that was really cute that was played by uh... maria and Arnold son that had the legal issues though right because the sun had legal really cute that was played by uh... maria and arnold sun that had the legal issues though right because the sun had legal issues in real life number one of them no one of them we had legal issues and like

but it wasn't that did prison no that he was the hot one that had an alcohol alcohol problems but it was hot but he now it's gonna have legal issues and now he has only fans and he like wields a fort around and like takes photos in front of a Porsche or a Corvette and does he hire prostitutes to do so? I'm according to his stories that's what they said but the stories are gone now so this is all alleged and but these videos of him showing his beat up face in Ibiza are still on his Instagram and And laughing. And laughing about it.

Very weird. I don't even know why I shared that part, but it's the end of the show, so I'm fucking cares. Girls, tell me what you're doing with your life. What's next? What are we doing with our life? What is next? We're gonna go to Antarctica.

I know. We're going to Antarctica in December, but we are not going to Antarctica until we go to your Christmas party. That's right. That's right. And that was the best thing we've ever had. I mean, I had to move my Christmas party

because you guys couldn't come. And, but I think I have a better night. And then if everybody else can't come, it's okay. It's you guys, you're there. I will, I want you to know. I'll look down. It will cost you approximately $750 less than it did last year because we will be drinking

as much this year. And I know it's probably drink at least $700 with more than $700. Why can't you drink? Well, we're gonna drink responsibly, like normal people. Like you, you know what I mean? Like one or two more teens, two glasses of wine. Yeah, at dinner. Yeah, okay. And then since because then we are leaving the next day,

but it will help us just to be keep it more classy. Because we had to leave last year because I got I got too drunk. I know you missed the group photo. So we'll do the group photo early on. I always like to get the photo shoot out first. Yeah, that's smart. And then if you want to, you know, squiggle away, whatever. Is there going to be anyone new additions? Have you?

Yes, I have some contributions of some people. It's going to be hopefully star-studded. And then I, but you know, I have to, it's the private room. So I want to make sure I have enough people that it's worth the private room. So it's not like weird and there's too few people. But I can't be too many people because then we can't fit in the private room.

Right. So I'm kind of feeling it out first. And I'll decide who gets it. It's gonna be right here. It's gonna come sooner than we know it. It's right around the corner. Yes. Right around the corner.

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