Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - JLo Halftime, Hailey Bieber, Lawsuits with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: June 23, 2022

Justin Martindale and I review the JLo Halftime Netflix Documentary. Did you know JLo is just a girl from the Bronx? Kim Kardashian and Hailey Bieber debuted their own skincare this week. Hailey got sued for infringement. I know how she can fix it blemish-free. Erika Jayne’s earrings face yet another legal battle for her. Rupert Murdock is having his 4th and most likely final divorce because he’s 91. An OnlyFans lesbian couple might also be sisters! Khloe is dating a nonbasketball player. Lastly, Nordstrom is still putting out ugly clothes for sale.  Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have fresh from the Hills and Winer of Napa Justin Martindale. Welcome back to Juicy scoop. Thank you so much. What a weekend. By the way, hair by Avada, shirt by Doritska Pre-Room at Bugutabepo.

Oh my God, lemons on your bright, myro lemon, summer delight. Thank you, yeah. I mean, I'm just going to the one photo that we took in the beautiful hall winery. And I love this like tree upside down, chandelier situation. Wasn't that beautiful?

Just tell me in general about the weekend, what were your thoughts? Napa was beautiful. It was my first time going. The house was gorgeous. I didn't realize that it was a competition until half way through. People just kept putting themselves on the chopping block for elimination. You're right. And you know what? I did feel like the queen bee since I had invited you guys and we rented the PR and PRBO. So it became this thing like who's never going to be invited

back? Like, and started with you. No, it did start with me. PR and PRBO. So it became this thing like who's never going to be invited back. And started with you. No, it did start with me. You misplaced your phone on the car right back. You said, I don't think I have my phone. And I was like, we are already 20 minutes from the airport. We have to turn around and get your phone. That's going to be a huge. Right, right. Right. Luckily you found it. I found it. Cool. So I was safe for that week. Then I was going to eliminate myself because my keel got stuck, which totally happens when you have like little skinny keels. It happened once on an escalator.

And I thought this was the end of me. And who saved you me with the cheese knife? He went in the house going to chew knives and wedged me out. That was a scary moment. The next day Peter was a freak. He misplaced his sunglasses. Right. We'd go back to the rest of it and they had it. So we thought that he was going

to be eliminated. Then, oh, then Liz was late coming out for the Sprinter Van. So I was like, we will talk about this at the reunion. It just left it. I literally, we, we, we, we, we, it was 10 minutes. And I'm like, Rumbauer's waiting for me, like, get an Uber or we'll send the Sprinter Van back. And then I was like you guys we're just gonna talk about it at the reunion like isn't I even friends for 45 years and like she has been consistently 10 to 15 minutes later whole lives and it finally came to a head yeah and then Julie yes broke the glass at rumbauer and the first toast like like the like she was like the Hulk it broke

Glass shattered everywhere like Lisa really smash like literally it was that moment like Lisa Rina broke the glass and said to Kim Richards don't you fucking talk about my husband and Brandy was like glass was this close to my eyelash like we didn't know what was gonna happen And then who else well Evan well hold ony and Julie, because Julie or Brandy got nominated because Julie, because association there, and then Evan, what did Evan do wrong? Evan asked if New Zealand wine is better than Rambauer Shardinay and he goes, do you like drinking cat piss? And for the record, Evan loves cat piss, okay?

So we're just back away. He goes, oh, you like your white wine to taste like cat piss. And I said, I said, yeah, Evan, like, I don't know if you know where we are, but we are not only in a California, but we're in America. Yeah. Love it or leave it. If you don't love our American wines, you can get a fuck out of this country, okay? Like, that's the way Peter bought a hat with a flag on it

that said, round-bower, and I was like, well, Evan can't wear that. What, do you have a New Zealand one? Do you have a New Zealand hat? Oh, he doesn't. Well, you're right. So everyone was on the shopping dot. Luckily for all you guys, I got so wasted.

Oh. Never stopped drinking. Yeah, I also was up for elimination again, because I broke a glass on the porch. So that was a whole thing But then you saved yourself because we walked home from the bar after the dinner and if I didn't have someone holding me up That was approximately six four and strong. I could still be there today. We I had you holding on I had you by the hand We were walking Heather

Decided that night she was gonna be an ally for the LGBTQ Plus immunity. I know. Yes, but there was a white party and you perked up. You were like I love a white party. Oh was that a gay party? Yes, oh I did it was gay. It had rainbow flags outside. It was called the same very gay and everyone's inside wearing white just getting ready for the Solstice and you were like hey, let's go and and when you turn you almost fell face first into a planter Oh like Lewand style full right into the planter and I grabbed you and flipped you around It was the cleanest smoothest save. We should be dancing with the stars. Yeah. We could have saved. And also Liz also, Liz was like, Oh, that Heather came out for the

wet for the dinner. And she's like, I guess we're wearing pajamas. I like just basically wore like these sweat. I think they're sweats they could be pajamas. I just was like, I have to wear tennis shoes. I thank God. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine how bad it would have fall? Oh, yes, I think we kept saying that on the way on the walk home We were just like God. I'm so glad I'm wearing tennis shoes and I was like me too Then I go and then I go up to bread in Julie's wing. They're in the children's wing upstairs in the morning

And they were watching all the stories and like my voice God So I don't know why I'm so desired to do Instagram stories when I'm drunk. The voice just gets progressively like, wow, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then I'm like, pleater, pleater. I call it pleater because it's please and Peter in one word. Pleater. Like everyone, I've been there like, you know that you're calling him pleater.

I'm like, I've been doing that for years. Like I've been doing it in our home for like 12 years. I didn't know I did not Instagram stories. They we were just recapping and so that we had that morning hilarious recap, cute brunch. It was really, really fun. It was, it was perfect and nobody's cut out. So yes. Okay, let's get on with it. Okay. I'm going to be controversy in the skincare world. Oh right. What's it this week? Okay. So Haley Bieber. Haley Road Bieber. Road is her middle name, R-H-O-D-E, has also launched her skin care line. The same week that Kim Kardashian has launched her skin care line. Okay, so Road is out and so is skin SKNN Kim Kardashians. Road road is one two three four five six steps

wrote I'm sorry road is six steps skin is nine 69 her is just under six hundred dollars is like five seventy five and Kim's is I don't know how much road is but I noticed that the packaging is very similar the skin packaging which she did it that she says it was all Kanye's idea to I don't know how much road is, but I noticed that the packaging is very similar. The skin packaging, which she did, because she says it was all Kanye's idea to do it this way. It's going with the beige theme. It's very much like her thing.

Stephen Mango is a juicy skipper said it looks like a prehistoric dinosaur, like a dinosaur A, like that kind of, I don't know, looking thing. And then her, and then Rode is just gray and white, but also very simple, which I kind of think is great, because everybody has different color products and stuff. And if you're trying to do like a clean aesthetic on your sink, it's kind of genius. It's kind of janga. Like, that's what it looks like. It looks like I'm putting janga blocks on my face. But anyway, Haley got in trouble because.

Of this picture? No. Because there is a clothing line called road and spelled the same. And they're suing her for copyright. And they're like, look, just, you know, they said it kind of nice. So like just change your name

and she's like, well, I tried to get road beauty and it wrote as my middle name. Anyway, we were talking about it Annie and I and Annie was saying like, I wonder if this was on purpose because I'm like, wouldn't she know this when you're doing the trademarking? Like, let me just say everybody, if you want to make juicy scoop skin care, a good fucking luck, it's trademark.

Oh, yeah. It's trademarked. But, you know, this has happened with a lot of people where it's a little similar maybe because road was closed, you know, originally and this is skincare, but this is what I think could be a genius marketing move. Okay. If, Haley, because she just had a route video go where like her, a girl fan came up to take a photo with her and her security like moved the girl away

and she was like, do not put your hands on her. So that was. It was very sweet and took a photo. And I do think she's a sweet person. But wouldn't it be the best way to handle this, even if it was pre-manipulated before, to then go to these girls who have a small clothing company? I mean, it's certainly no one's ever heard of it, you know, not saying it's not successful, but it's small.

And saying, you know what, let's both be road. Let's work together. I have this huge company. Let's let me like buy into your company. Let you be a wing of mine. Let's collaborate close together, let's all be road. That would be so genius and so women supporting women. So she buys these other people or collaborates with them and they keep the name. Collaborate them? Just something, yeah, where we both keep the name and like just think you have this, it's almost like, you know, when someone goes and wants like a shark tank person to help their business that's already running but with her now we're going to be in a hundred stores or whatever now your clothes could be in a hundred stores but let's all be roared together.

So a pyramid scheme that's what you're saying. Possibly I don't know if it could work but I'm saying if I was on the Haley Beaver team and we were like how do we get all we already got a ton of publicity. So like did we know this was coming and we didn't change the name when we could because we're like even if we've changed the name you're going to be known as a skincare maven. But now I'm saying along with being a skincare maven you also are like I did not I was not aware that I was doing anything wrong i respect that you started this great clothing company before

i love your clothes let's work together and go down this road together oh god wow women supporting women that was road hard um... you know what but here that here's the funny thing because I read that Kim Kardashian's line is getting in trouble for stealing it from Lori Harvey's line of skincare. Because hers is SKK. Okay. Okay.

Wait, Kim's is SKKN? No, it's SKNN. SKNN and Lori Harvey's I think is SKKN. Can I just say? I know. can we get a better education system here? People, it's called, it's SKIN is how you spell skin. I don't know why nobody, when they're printing this together, had a spell check, but both Lori Harvey and Kim spelled it wrong. Yeah, but also this is a thing, like get better, like do your research, don't steal, like highly gotten trouble for like stealing

Trixie Mattel's makeup line, like the way it was designed and stuff, her packaging, like do your research guys, don't be amateurs. I just think it's, I see. As someone who loves skin care. I see this all the time and I just think it is really hard. I mean, it's like, did Spanx also sue skims? No, Spanx came first and there's been like 20 other

what they call shapewear. Yeah, and there's been a million other shapewares that have happened. And she's so ahead of the game, Spanx, she was like, no problem, whatever, do your thing. So, there you go, but I mean, like there's a lot of skin care to happen. You could also just wash your face.

Yeah. In the shower, put on some sunscreen, put on some sunscreen like I do. Like glowing, glowing, glow, serum. Yeah. Everyone's about the serums. I love a serum. But you know, Kim's bringing toner back. Do you remember toner?

Oh, yeah. He used to be. Oh, yeah. It burns. Yeah. I know you're in like high school. in high school after a sweaty cheerleading practice. I used to be like, let me just put that seabreeze and just put it in like a seabreeze. I was like, look how disgustingly dirty my cotton ball is.

It was like, I'd go off on it. What was the other way? It was seabreeze and there was another way. I think what, like, yeah, it was like the acne medications like the pads the oxy and the yeah Those hurt anyway good luck with your face. Yeah This was kind of funny Kim was in her in the car doing all her press and Her two little boys Saint and Salm were there and they were being really bad. Oh, were they yes And Norris black book is the most hilarious fake account the Instagram account Yeah, and she was like this is why I take by oh and Norris black book is the most hilarious fake account. Instagram account. Yeah, and she was like

This is why I take by oh as Norrie. This why I take by own car So I don't have to be seen with these two kids, but I have to say as nor your north. Well, she goes by Norrie and North. Oh, okay Yeah, but she listen as a boy mom This was the moment that I like loved Kim because I was like the kids were being bad That's what little boys do. They're like four and two. What do they say he was just they she goes hike She goes hey guys were doing a Instagram live and Saint goes He goes hey all you losers or something really funny like hey you you know what, what's up weirdos? You're all weird and she's like, stop it. And then she goes, oh, we're going by a toy store.

Guess she's not gonna get any toys. You guys are being bad. You're being a bad influence on little salt. It was so, it was honestly really cute. Like, maybe. These are his father's sons. I made me feel like, yes. They're on a side.

Okay, I've been talking about the half time show on Netflix. So I wrote Justin last night, and I say, can you please watch it because I want to talk about it. I've talked about it a lot without seeing it. And I go, and I have your wine from the weekend. And then he wrote back his this blackmail. This is blackmail, because this is the last thing

I wanted to watch. And you're like, hey, can you watch halftime on Netflix? And I was like, for you, Heather, sure. And you're like, I have your wine. And I was like, yeah! Yes, so I watched this documentary last night. And I have two questions. Yes, please do. The first one is,

I understood it, I appreciated it. I was like, we get it, JLo, you're hard working, everything. The second thought was, who is this for? Yes. Who is this, right? I was just kind of like... Honestly, it reminded me a lot of okay There's a couple kinds of documentaries that are done. Yeah, you know

And now I just feel like it's so obvious the ones that were The idea was the star. Yeah, follow me around on this tour Please show the world of a great mom and we're great this and then there's ones where you're like This is the juiciest documentary ever and the surprise things happen and whatever. This reminded me very much of Kevin Hartz. Oh, okay. Where he was in charge of it. There were some things he didn't plan on

happening while he was filming, but still in putting it together. It was, yeah, you're the, it's your thing. Of course, you're gonna have the final edit. So we never see A-Rod. Never. But she's wearing his ring the whole time. Oh, that was his ring. I was wondering if that was Ben or her. No, I've ever. She got the

jolly green rancher from Oh, the jolly green rancher. So and there's only one little tiny part of Ben where he says she's so hardworking. Wait, when he goes, you know, I say don't you get frustrated when people are respecting you and she goes, no, I'm used to it, I'm a Latina woman, and you just expect to be respected. And let me just say, as someone who's worked in this business for as almost as long as she has, she started a couple years before me because she didn't go to college and I did, no offense, but I'm just saying, she started at 18, like hustling.

I didn't start until I was 22. I had to do the OG hustler Heather, but we're the same age and I don't know like I just have like I always joke about it like you know I'm just I'm just a girl from the Valley that no one took seriously you know and like I was just like watching this and I'm like and you

know at my concert I'm gonna do some river dancing because people need to know my roots of Irish. Like, obviously, it's different to be Latina than Irish in 2022. Like, it was a bigger deal about a hundred years ago. No one cares now. But I'm just saying, like, it was so much about

like, nobody gave me a break. And I'm like, okay, hold on a minute. You were consecutively making checks even if they were, can like even if they were gay care there at eighteen most artists aren't even making a paycheck to like late twenties and that's you know then

you get put on in living color getting a regular paycheck as like a sag after gig after the way from home had their yet after she ran away from home because the mom because the mom got frustrated. Yes. But she'd be the shit. But I remember Keenan saying to me, can everyone. She said, you know, when I hired Jennifer Lopez,

she said she wanted to sing. She wanted to be a singer. And I said, sing. And she sang and he goes, and it was like a light just shown on her. And I knew that she was really talented. Well, that wasn't in the documentary. That was not in the documentary. That was nobody would believe I was a singer.

No. No one thought I was talented. And, you know, and it was like, I mean, and that's where that article that I talked about a couple of weeks ago came out from 1998, where all the bitterness that she's kind of talking about here at 50 years old in this thing she had it in nineteen ninety eight she felt she was being snubbed by the

since skinny white girls the guineafaltos those people were getting the part she thought she should get she thought she was more talented than sell my high she you know who was kind of in her category like we know yeah we listen she's a super hard worker this documentary was not about her becoming a heroin addict You know so many wish so they could have had more interesting, but so many so many like artists, you know, it's like that

There was a parody of a movie with John C. Riley that was like basically about every Rock and Roll star their same story. They start out with a group, they lose the group, they become the star, they have romances, they start doing heroin, they finally recover or they die or whatever. It's everybody had, you know, all of us, just an Elvis story where you start taking drugs because you're, you have to go to bed and you have to wake up and like, I totally respect that she's managed to sing, dance, act, and do all the branding and all that. And so did I.

And like never had a drug issue, never had like a mental breakdown. So I think that part is what is inspiring at someone at her level. Yes, I agree wholeheartedly with that. I have to say though, every time she mentioned the word Bronx, I wanted to take a shot of something and I feel like- I'm just a girl from the- I'm just Jenny from the Bronx.

She said Bronx one more time. I would have been like headfirst in a porta-pottie. Like it was just just like, yeah, it was so much. The, again, I also like the shade that she kind of threw it lord earn and all those other women like it was lord earn Naomi Watson the cold kid man she's like they're all skinny and white and blonde you know and there she just shows these actresses and i

know okay right but then i thought it was just kind of you know she i don't know i don't't, it was, well whenever anybody's like, I'm just a girl from the Bronx, I had no connections. I'm like, that's still 90% of Hollywood. Yeah. And there's that 10% that's the Kate Hudson's. Right.

And the Tracy Ellis Ross's. And, you know, and they're still talented. They just were able to get an agent and were able to get the audition. But if you weren't good, they weren't gonna continue to work. But still, it's like, yeah, but you were in America,

like you had a family, you had privilege because your parents were together and they were married. So it's like if you had a home and a tight knit family, a tummy out my foot, you were already there and you were naturally talented. So it's like, same with Madonna. Madonna came from this family, yes her mother died, but she came from this family and she went to

the school and was dancing. Her story is very similar to Madonna's. Madonna was just a dancer. No one thought she could sing. Right. And she became a singer and an actress and she has, you know, so I guess that's why Madonna is doing her movie now too. Everyone has to have their movie. They also left out the... Do you remember this story? How it was allegedly that Jennifer Lopez stole songs from Ashanti and God who is it Ashanti and maybe it was just Ashanti. Like she took the same lyrics or like a shanty song was out in Jennifer Lopez snatched it and sang it instead. So I thought that was interesting how many Levels of J-Lo there were there was Latin swing J-Lo and mama J-Lo and Hip-hop J-Lo and it was just I don't know and then I you know who I appreciate Shakira. Yeah Shakira

No one even really cared Shakira but also wasn't Shakira's documentary so yeah, I wanted Shakira's side of this story because she was like I have to share the halftime with Shakira and she's like what two Latin women can't you know do it on their own like She's like, what, two Latin women can't, you know, do it on their own, like, everybody other half-time act. But then Shakira was like, yeah, I'm missing my son's birthday to do this. When did she say that?

She said that like in the final rehearsal. She was like, how old is your son? She's like, he's seven in two days. Yeah, I won't be there. I was like, so I need Shakira's. Well, my daughter's gonna be singing on the six. You're the girl that's gonna be blowing up, Candle. Right, right.

I'm waiting for Shakira's Netflix documentary to come out. It's called, and it will be streaming hopefully soon. And I can't wait to watch it. Well, you know, she brought out her child and used the they, then pronouns. And I don't know how long that's been going on for, but you know, it was a good time to happen. I love her daughter.

That will say that. Her daughter is a sweet heart. The daughter's great and she's talented and, you know, but I just thought it was just interesting that, you know, that got, that was good. I guess, you know, then this, we're talking about her and she's got this because she's probably annoyed that Haley Bieber and Kim Kardashian

is stepping on her J-Lo glow. Yeah. Also, did you notice that she was like, I divorced right before I started doing American Idol and I became a single mom of two i had to get i had to get a nine to five just like many of you had to start working at k-mart i had to take a regular tv gig because i had two little

three-year-old twins and no daddy around i was like i think you're okay and i'm sure marking it that you can see his kids, right? She was like, oh, the struggle was real. And then I got hustlers. And to be real, did you see hustlers? Yes, I did. Did you enjoy it? Do you think it was Oscar worthy?

No, and what I thought it was a fun movie. It was fun. Because I liked the juicy story behind it that these girls were criminals. They would take home these guys, they would drug them and steal from them. And I felt like the movie did not portray it that way. They made it like the one little Asian girls doing it because her grandmother's sick. That's why she has to be a stripper because in 2019 or whatever the time was

2015 when the story came out uh... in america attractive young women kick at any other job but be a stripper and you can relate i mean you you can't work at a store or a bank or to maybe get real estate license or maybe become sell insurance the only job you can get if you're not white,

in 2015 and a female in New York, is to be a stripper and then steal from drunk gross men. And they deserve to be stolen from consular drunk and their gross. Yeah, and I thought that Jennifer Lopez's performance, I'm glad she got the Golden Globe nomination. She did lose to Lordearn and was devastated. her for low peasus performance, I'm glad she got the Golden Globe nomination. She did loose the lower turn and was devastated.

And you know, just the team, you know, what her chefs are all waving at her goodbye and wishing her good luck. I really felt like connected with her and I can identify with that because before I left here to do juicy scoop, all my chefs were like, have a great podcast with Heather and it was like, oh, or of while, see you all soon. And then, when she was like, all these people kept telling me that I was gonna be nominated for an Oscar, and I started to believe it.

And then I did it, and it just crushed me. And I was like, girl, like, that's like Hollywood 101. You know, don't say you're getting something until you get it. What about when the agent or whatever calls her about getting the Golden Globe nomination and she's like, oh, it's out? I thought it was 8 a.m. L.A. time.

I'm like, you've been in this business for 30 years and you haven't ever watched when they're like You know In LA at 5 a.m. Like are you kidding me? Oh? Yeah, okay great, but you know finally will you go? It only took 20 years No, but you got a golden globe nod for I thought for Selena. Yeah, so anyway, so I'm watching it with Brandon and I'm like I'm like Brandon. Do you think all ever get nominated

for an Oscar? And he's like, well, no, because you really haven't been anything in anything, nothing good. He goes, but can't you, isn't there that podcast award that you paid a... Are you paying to get nominated for podcast awards? No, I'm not, I'm not, but I did. I am. I did a couple years ago.

I did. What is it called? What's the podcast? There's a bunch of podcast awards. And it's like, I don't know. And like, like three or four years ago, it was like $330 for each category. I think I did a couple.

And I don't know if I think that could you dominate it, but then I didn't win. Anyway, I'm like, never again, the stuff is bullshit. The one thing it did learn about this documentary is that Billy Bush is a creep. Still. Consecret of me. Could you have met, like, I can't remember that one,

who's like, so. No, he goes, so what do you think about your butt? She's like, what? And then I was like, oh my God, he's been that way forever. And then I thought about the bus tape and all that. There was a time when she was the only big butt again. She was, but I, like, oh my God, he's been that way forever. And then I thought about the bus tape and all that. There was a time when she was the only big butt again. She was, but I like looking at, isn't it weird like looking at old like clips of like David Letterman

in these late night shows and you're just like, oh God, like how cringe worthy they are. He's like Jennifer Lopez's butt. You guys ready? Who's gonna go see that? They're all like, it's like, oh, gross. So gross. But I will say this about jennifer low-pest

she's not done she's not done i better three times one at the chalsey lately show in which i said it is it lamar she goes what i go is it lamar what makes your skin looks so good and i think she thought her head i better not confirm because that'll screw up jay low-glow but she's like what anyway we took a photo she was very nice yes then I saw her at the Kardashian Christmas party when she was with Casper and I went

up to her and I said I'm so excited about your new show she goes oh the one in Vegas like her I go no the the cop one something Oh, the TV show she did with Ray Leota. Ray Leota, R-A-P. Yeah. Okay, so she was very nice, had a conversation with her then. Then I also saw her to Sacks, and she remembered me and said, hi. Besides those three incredible times that have met her,

I think, I mean, I would do the same thing. If I was gonna, like, the Jesus Duke documentary. If I was gonna like, the Jesus Duke documentary. If I was gonna do a documentary, you better believe I'm gonna look gracious, hardworking, a good mother. You're gonna see me making breakfast for my boys. You're gonna see me laughing with you.

You're gonna see me having a moment where I'm like, no, you know, let Justin shine. Thank you, finally. You're gonna have all the, you're gonna have me, you know, rip on your carrot now I'm gonna but so I it is what it is and I still Sat and I did enjoy it cuz like I love her body. It was good. I love her I mean her outfit. She has such a good style. I mean my god her abs when she's going to the actual yeah

Like half-time show, which is that crop top? I think the reason is It's sick looking. It's a piece of plastic in your wallet doing enough for you. Because with the secured chime credit builder visa credit card, you could start building credit with everyday purchases and on-time payments. You see, with credit builder, members can increase their credit history with no annual fees or interest.

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She's like, oh, the only thing I know about when is Paltrow is that she dated Brad Pitt, I guess that's interesting or something. Like she kind of said. So she's the only problem that she's got. She's the tailor of this generation. Like been engaged multiple times. She has the Thanos ring collection. Yes, like she's a full Avenger at this point However, I will say this when you do have the juicy scoop Thanksgiving party. Yes Or Christmas, whatever you choose

Get ready and plane clothes totally and then when dinner's ready full glam. She had that flash dance hair. I was like, ah! Also, when you do your interviews, your documentary interviews, also tone it down. Tone it down. No hair extensions, just a light glow,

not even no fake lashes, look good. Also, we're really average clothes. I am just giving you guys an interview in Between dancer herself right and when you go to a young girl's dance recital Yes, picture them all in cages to make a political point but like not political and Then also though the end where it's the inauguration. Oh my god. I was like, God, this thing, it's just doesn't age well, because everyone was like, yes, such a happy day now. Everyone's like, yeah, I just paid $7 for gas. I know.

I just, yeah, miss and not work out. I don't, I thought, and also I was like, also, she's been criticized for not having a great voice. Just remind me that if I ever get asked to sing, that is such an easy song, that's what I'm gonna do. I forgot that that was the song. I thought she sang America the Beautiful. It was like, it was like, it was like,

it's a fourth grade song. Yeah, I was like, this land is my land. From California to the New York Islands, I don't know the words I'm a redwood forest, but I'm gonna change it to my song. Get loud, let's get loud! Hey, hey, hey! America, I love you. Thank you to not we're gonna get on the floor

Oh, I know it was I was I was I love our body lover style Yeah, I'm down. I'm not I don't mean to if I sound critical I'm not I would do the exact same thing. I in fact Was doing some of I was like in front of the TV doing some of my dancing, Dupsome her dancing. Oh really? Yeah, I have a video of it, I'll post it. And she did this, like lean back.

She looks great. I went to her concert, her 50th birthday party. Where? It was at the forum. Like, it was like that year. How'd you get tickets? Ticketmaster? Oh, okay.

Got you're on a list. Oh, no, never. So I was standing on the floor. And I was like, I'm never doing this again. There was a guy with a gigantic Puerto Rico flag holding it up the entire time. We can't see JLo. I'm like, move your flag.

And then I was like, oh god am I like hate crimeing this person who's like proud of their culture? And I'm like, no, we can't see J-Lo! Move the flag! And she like, hair makeup, it was all just like, she's in bed on a screen, and she's like, oh, I'm live for my birthday party. And I'm like, okay, like, it was a cute show,

but it was just like, yeah. It's all right. And I've met J-Lo, I waited on J.Lo once. And it was very sweet, she had her kids. What was the tip? I don't remember. I don't think it was good. Really?

Because I don't think she paid. I think it was like her person. But she was like, had a big black SUV and like glasses, her hair is pulled back. And she was like with her kids and I think that woman who's in the documentary, her assistant who's been with her forever. But very sweet but I was like, holy shit, that's Jennifer Lopez.

She is a star. If you see her star. She's a superstar. Just like Kaden said, just a light shines. You see her like holy shit. It's like there's so good for her. Only if you who can do that. Good for her. I mean, just a light shines. You see, you're like, holy shit, it's like there's so good for her. So good for her. Who can do that?

Good for her. I mean, look at that. But yeah, you know, you know, the hustlers did not deserve an Oscar, though she was good in it. She was good in it. The hustlers just one of those movies, though, that like the first half was great

and the second half I got bored. The only part I liked all the scenes. Yeah, I think. Like the stripping scenes were like entertaining, yeah. I don't even remember the stripping scenes were like entertaining. Yeah. I don't even remember the stripping scenes. I remember her smoking a cigarette on the roof and as it constants wooves in that. Yeah. Yeah. So she's like, I'm sad and you just see Jaila with her leg out with this gigantic chinchilla coat. Right. Smoking the cigarette. She's like, get over here girl.

a coat smoking the cigarette she's like get over here girl and I was like wait what is this scene she's like I'm gonna take care of you and I'm like okay I'm out but it was entertaining and I remember Cardi B being in it money that's all I remember Beyonce has a new song break my soul yes I, but I can't remember it. You don't put my soul. You don't put my soul. You sound amazing. You don't put my soul. You don't put my soul. That's very repetitive. You don't put my soul. Yeah. My boys were playing me Drake's new album and his songs are extremely repetitive. I heard it's terrible. But I think that's the joke is like everyone's like Drake came

out with this like house album and Yeah, and then Beyonce was like Got it. I Talks about this on my podcast just say it was just more do It's not that good Beyonce or Drake, but I don't really listen to Drake, but Beyonce for sure like it's You know the song Robin S show we love Like it's, you know the song Robin S, a show we love. Oh, you got to show me love. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So she sampled that for this. That was what it was. Got it. Hot, brick, promises. That song came out June 21st, 1993, which was yesterday, right? The song came out yesterday. So I was like, huh? So she sampled this song. She also loves June? Okay. The song came out yesterday. So I was like, huh, so she sampled this song. She also loves June. Okay. You'll be honest, they will always

release her songs, albums, whatever in June. This song is not that great. I'm saying this because Robin S has been sampled so many times. Charlie XCX has a song out right now that samples Robin S. Yeah. And it's just, it's me. It's me. And I feel like people jump on it just because it's Beyonce and they're like, yes, this song is it. And I'm just like, it's not that great. I mean, it has like a cool, I'm waiting for the remix because I feel like someone can actually give it like a nice like

Pool chill vibe, you know, but it's just very When I was listening to the Drake music, I was like I feel like this is like this weird Kanye Billy eyelash for someone Just like I'll tell you why And then don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know you, don't know you, don't know you, don't know you, don't know you, do you know me? Do you know me? Do you know me? Like it's just like weird.

It's like just write a song. It's, let's move on. Okay. Okay. It's not the music edition. Dave Schipauer feuses to have his name attach to the high school theater after the backlash from the students. What?

Okay. Okay. Don't have her name there. I kind of, I could see it. Like, he's trying to just like, fuck it. I don't need it. You offered it to me, then people said, take it back. It's fine.

Don't have a guy in a ladder and put the letters up. I'm good. That's what I think happened. So the school asked him if he, if the theater, first that like the school had a thing, it's going to be the Dave Chappelle theater art center whatever then because of his special the kids

were like we don't want it okay and there was still they were still going back and forth and the way I understand that he was just like you know what I don't want you using my name and I think I love that for him that's perfect what a great journey no but I mean I why would you fight for it? It's like, hey, you offer it. I ask. I want my name on this theater art center in high school. I mean, I think that I think that people, schools need to know.

And I feel like, even like some of my schools, I feel like I'm not tapped into this rich person world. Is if you're alumni, becomes super successful, you should reach out to them and say, you know what, we want to name this one building, the Justin Martin Dale building, okay? And then you're like, oh my God, that's so sweet, thank you. Forever, you're going to donate.

You're going to, like, it's a way to get a lot more money than just putting the name, that's why people go. It's whether they, and then really rich people will say, I wanna give USC a building so that my name is on USC Prepper. But in smaller situations, they come to the person and act like it's a nice gesture in the hopes that, so I think that's kind of what happened. He was like, I probably would have given you

I've got a lot of money and really supported you. But if you're going to be beholden to these kids that are gonna be gone and never visit your school and probably never donate money, okay fine. Now I just don't even want it, goodbye, it cares. I mean, it's, what would the Heather McDonald would be the Heather McDonald podcasting for Performing Arts Center,

or what would it be that the juicy scoop the McDonald's juicy. Yes. Yeah. You know, I mean, you have to land one, Heather McDonald just the, yeah, the Heather McDonald wing for women's studies. Yes. For striving women.

Hold on. The Heather McDonald wing to raise women's comedic and strong voices. Oh. That's too long, but it would just, it'd be something. A jury found Bill Cosby sexually, that he sexually abused a 16 year old girl at the play where he mansion in 1975.

You won't break my soul. You won't break my soul. You won't make my soul. Oh my God. So in 1975, this 16 year old girl or 17 year old friend were at a park and he was filming something. And they started talking to him or whatever. And he said, oh, you know, being very nice, fatherly type, we said girls like to go to the playboy mansion.

Now, 16 is 17 year old girls. They're not 12, okay? So they're like, yeah, we want to go to the playboy mansion. Now 16 is 17 year old girls. They're not 12, okay? So they're like, yeah, we want to go to the playboy mansion. Let's have some fun. Let's go. They go to the playman mansion with this girl didn't count on as that she would be raped by by Bill Cosby and based on the playboy documentary on A&E. Everything we know from playmates, books and and things as well as all the trials that have happened with him pretty confident this happened pretty confident so anyway even though he's been allowed a prison she did win her civil case and got i think just under six hundred thousand somewhere five hundred thousand dollars so there you go he's just

still gross. Oh, I want to talk about the latest with Beverly Hills Erica Jane. Oh, okay. You know I'm watching the season right now. You are. Evan got me like hooked on it. Right. I can't not not watch it. It's good. It's a good season. Yeah, it's it's always it's always good because the girls are great. And Erica Jane, it's it's always it's always good because the girls are great and erica jay uh... she's not having a great week but it's all bullshit let me tell you what's going on yeah i reckon what's up so okay so

erica jay as you know that with her with her case with tom jurority who's in the home let me tell you what happened years ago he got her these beautiful seven hundred fifty thousand dollar uh... diamond stud earrings years ago like two thousand six or whatever

they get robbed and the earrings he had stolen he then bison another pair that pair is now worth one point four there it's in an escrow account or like a third party, because the trustee who's trying to collect all the money from the Tom Girardi estate and everything, for the victims in which he got winnings for those people, but then took it all and didn't give it to them.

They say, no, he bought the replacement earrings for money in trust accounts, which were actually the winnings of his clients slash victims. Okay. It's a lot to cover. So therefore, what this trustee is saying, which is kind of interesting, is she saying that Erica, this is from the actual lawsuit, not legal document. Had an obligation to turn the earrings to the trustee, she did not and the trustee was compelled to file her motion.

Mr. Gerardi's response, because of the passage of time, she gets to keep the fruit of the embezzlement, not so. She names his penal code 496, provides that every person who withholds any property from the owner knowing the property to be stolen, meaning she, they believe that Tom's already bought this earrings with stolen money. She'll be punished by imprisonment in county jail for not more than one year or imprisonment pursuant to sub, okay, her contact, her contact appears to be a new crime.

This is kind of a big deal because this trustee who's trying to get this money, who's kind of really brazen, is now saying, because she's held on to the earrings all this time, that it's actually, they said, the interest factor is 10% per year, as the principal amount of 750. That translates to 75,000 per year for 15 years, or 1, 125 for 15 years or one

125 for a total of one anyway Puted of damages timed to would increase the damage to no another three points It she's saying that put that now these earrings this two tiny earrings stud earrings are the potential claim for Erica Gerardi to oh to owe is five million for seventy five. So listen, just hand him over. Well she is sick. She could hand them over. But now it's like hand him over and because you held him, we're trying to say even owe more.

Yeah. Because you should have given us too a long time ago and because it was bought with stolen money. I think it's going to be hard for them to prove all this. She doesn't have them. She's not wearing them out. Yeah. But they're in this like holding thing. But she is saying no. It was bought. I thought my husband was rich. He'd buy me jewelry. I thought it was a gift. Yeah. This gift should remain with me. Yeah. I did not say, hey, take the money from the victims and buy me these earrings. I know it's stolen money. Yeah. So anyway, they were just saying, her refusal, this is from all about the tea.

I'm loving this season. Like, her refusal to turn over the diamond earrings is conversion for what she's been held accountable damages. She can also be civilly liable. And then, but then it said that she should not keep the fruits of her husband's poisonous tree because of the time that has passed since the time occurred. Okay, fruits of her husband's poisonous tree. I mean, here, let me tell you baby. It's all bullshit.

It's all bullshit. I love Erica. I just love. The pretty mess is just messier than ever. She just walks in with her vodka spiked mountain dew and her flaming cheetos and she's like, you bitches, what are we doing today? You know what? I'll tell you. Tom's your audio.

He said, don't buy jewelry. That's my job. I let him do his job. You know what? I'll tell you. Times your audio always said, don't buy jewelry. That's my job. I let him do his job. I wore those earrings. They said, don't give the earrings. I gave the ear. These people are insane.

Let me tell you something. No, I mean, she said some braids and things. She said on the show that there's some, we don't know that some of the people that are suing weren't actually already paid. That's pretty bad to say. So, I mean, you're basically saying these people got paid, and then they're jumping on some wagon, which I don't believe in neither did Garsell.

Garsell's always just like, but there you go, Aaron and Jane. She's looks very pretty in here, Megan became like this. I know I just saw it. It's like Megan's paid. But the paparazzi has got her walking around and it's not great. But you know what, she's fine when she's all glammed up.

But I don't know what she had you saw on the last episode. She had her glam squad there. She had her glam squad there. So who's paying that glam squad? Exactly. I don't think it's like a glam glam squad because did you see that it was like just red and she's like I like to I like to push the limits of style and fashion. I'm like that you're putting your makeup on with sidewalk chalk. But no, but she did bring two or three people to

Punta Mita. Punta Mita. And Kyle and Crystal and Renaud, they didn't have a glam squad. They didn't bring extra people. And so I'm like, those people have to get paid. At least they have to have a room and they didn't get to go on the private jet probably. So like, that's even if they're like, you know what, we'll do it for free just to be there and like, be on TV. Even if they said that, they so she's got it So who where is she getting that money?

Where is that money coming from does she have another sugar daddy? Do they have money in some other place hidden is Tom really that that incoherent like What is she's getting laid this last step? Yeah, so she might have a boyfriend that's like flying or some boat? Well, it's like when we went to Napa I had my team go in a couple of days before. And pick out your own. Pick out my room.

They set up, oh, sorry, the Cabernet Room. Yes. We picked the Cabernet Room. I had my team set up how I like my room to be, my aesthetic. And no problems. We walked in. My team was there. Everything was set up.

It spelled right. It smelled right. It smelled right. It was fantastic. Yeah. Thank you, Diana, for inspiring me. Then we put them in the shed. I called her Diane Jenkins. I understand now, everyone.

It's Diana. It's Diana. Jenkins. Diana Jenkins. Amber Hurd. Nouveau Riesh. Is set to write a toll book. Can't wait to not read it.

I might read it. You're gonna, you to not read it. I might read it. You're gonna, you have to read it. It's your job. I'll just watch it. I'll just record her to TJ Maxx. You just showed me something amazing involving TJ Maxx. Mm-hmm. And it was an old YouTube series

that our girl counted slowly and did 14 years ago. Yes. Where can, we will, got to like post this. Let me post this real quick and I have to give credit to where it's due. Yes. Robert Matthew on Instagram. He DMed me this this morning and I was like, oh my god. This is called the Countess Report.

It's on YouTube. Apparently she goes around doing like correspondent work, you know, the Lord's work. She said TJ Maxx is my favorite bargain shopping place. She's at the TJ Maxx in the Hamptons where they caught Amber Hurd. So thank you Robert Matthew for that gem. This was the TJ Maxx in a bridge Hampton. Yeah. And you can find a great we're going all the little girls

$40 and their mother's 60 and this little girl is called daughter name is Oh my god, this little girl is called Valerie or whatever Here's the it's it's bad, but also that was 14 years ago 14 years girl is much more comfortable in front of the camera, I think. Speaking of Amber Hurd, I want to do a quick correction because I was talking on the last episode how she said I have a whole binder of notes that my therapist took about abuse that I said was happening to me with Johnny Depp that was not allowed in court. And I said, well, it was my understanding that if you tell a therapist you're being abused they have to report it

but according to my patreon girl anesthesia bullock thank you very much she said as a psychologist in new jersey and there are times that i work with survivors of domestic violence just listen to your podcast and you mentioned the amber herd and she, I wanted to clarify that this isn't true. And if you did break confidentiality as a provider, it would be illegal. More importantly, it could put your patient in danger. We're trained to support domestic violence survivors in making decisions about the steps they want to take with the police or local domestic violence services and lawyers but we can't be the ones to report it ourselves. Okay, so I was wrong.

I was thinking, I think I was thinking maybe it's only with kids like a school nurse. I don't know, but anyway, thank you. Thank you. That's why I have my Patreon peeps to be my co-producers and fix those things. But she says she's going to write a tellbook. And also the juicy scoop is the video of her making out. No. With Kara. What is her name? Kara Delevingne.

Yes. It's being shared all over the internet. It's kissing in the elevator of the penthouse that she shared with Johnny Depp while she was still married. This was a big deal but I felt like we had, hadn't we seen this footage? Is it really the first time we've seen this footage? I think it might be the first time we've seen this footage, but also it's Caradel Avine. Who's not gonna wanna make out with her?

No, she makes out with everybody. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you think she's hot? Peter was like, wait, was she a lesbian? I'm like, God, have you not paid attention? She was like married before. Peter. I mean, my God, like, she was like wait was she a lesbian for I'm like God have you not paid attention she was like married be pleader I mean my god like she was like I mean she was in she was married to a woman or living with a woman when she first got together with Johnny Depp right so of course and

then this was with Elon Musk also Amber heard as one of the world's most beautiful faces according to science that it's like perfectly like uh... symmetrical yes i mean i do think she's pretty okay but now elan musk who we still don't have full confirmation if he is the baby daddy daddy or sperm donor to amber herds baby but he does have eight kids kids with like three different women. He also looks like Ben Aflac in the microwave. Right. Just kind of like a little melty Aflac. So Elon Musk has twin

boys. And one of them identifies as a girl and was I think going with by pronouns they then but now that 17 year old who identifies as a girl has changed her name to Vivian but also no longer a musk and wants nothing to do with Elon. Wow! Well, that'll change, I'm sure. I want nothing to do with you, Dad. Help. Help, Dad. The socks. Help.

I'll be here. I mean, technically, this. I love a 17 year old rebellious face. I get that, but like, when you get to be like 1920 or you're gonna be like, daddy. This, this ex wife, they did in vitro as well. She's very into the in vitro. And I guess, I don't even know, I don't know if he did in vitro with grimes, but he has

two kids with grimes. But anyway, this one, I'm sure the woman, the mom, is quite wealthy if that son really doesn't want to tap into the billions and just wants to tap into the millions that the mom probably got being his ex-wife and mother of his kids. But I mean, the comments were so funny. Like, I'll be adopted. Yeah, no way to get it right. I'll be adopted. Yeah, no Yeah, I want nothing to do with him. It's like I'm free for a couple hours. I Don't be your son. Yeah

Also sad divorce news you guys this couple was so beautiful Robert Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall are divorcing after six years of marriage And I was and I said wasn't he married to somebody else because he was featured in that bombshell movie about the Fox and Roger Ailes and everything because he was like an owner of that. And Margot Robbie was in that his nominated for a Golden Globe the same year as Jennifer Lopez and Husslers. And his wife in that that was featured during that saga was Wendy Murdoch.

So he's been married four times. He's 91. And this is his last. It's his fourth to four. It's the most likely his last. His last four. His last four. Yeah.

And then he, but Jerry Hall is 65. And she was married or with for years.... rolling stone what's the big jager yeah well i don't know what he think happened what do you think they broke up uh... we probably uh... it looks so happy here what did happen what do you think happened

he's ninety one and getting divorced i'd six she's annoying. 65 and 91. I mean, it's gotta be that I think it's that his son's like got in there and was like she's bad dad. Got in there like in the Jerry Hall. No, got into his ear and was like, oh she's never around and she probably isn't. She probably, I remember that was that happened with Sonia Morgan. Yeah. Like her story, she was with a much older guy. She always cries about that she, you know, her marriage ended.

But from all the rooms I heard is that she was going to like, Santa Pay and at one time her husband was sick and she left and her friend who was her age and also divorced, then moved on in there. And then he married her. He divorced Sonia and married her. So I think even if your husband is 35 years older than you and you think he's like old and not with it, you better be holding his hand and tell you guys.

That's what Eric had just said. I thought I was going to hold that man's hand and tell you guys that's what Eric jager said i thought i was gonna hold that man's hand and tell you that unfortunately he lived unfortunately he's a livid he's in a home uh... no but i mean that's the thing if you're gonna do this and you think sixty five ninety one uh... well isn't six years ago so six years ago she was fifty nine

gorgeous six feet tall model still ready to have some fun. And he was 86 or 85 and she probably was like, you know what, we could still go to dinner and have conversations. I don't need to bone anybody or I hop on for one second or whatever. And but then I think it just got to be probably he's probably like, no, you can't go anywhere. No, but we have the yacht. Like I just wanna take my girlfriends out of the yacht. And at 91, he doesn't wanna get on a boat.

He's gonna do anything. And then he was like, you know what? You haven't been around. You went on two week trip with your friends. You're having fun. Not, I don't even think that she's cheating. I think that she's just like, I wanna go have some fun. I don't wanna be in this dark room watching Costa Blanca, like all the playmates had to do

with Hugh Hefter, so that's why I think happened. And what's in the attic? Bats or owls, what is it? Do you remember the show? It is staircase done yet. Sturkey's is done. Okay, I must have two episodes left, so I'm telling you.

God, it's really exhausting, but I got a little tired. Do you remember the show with Jerry Hall, the reality show she had? She had a reality show? Yes, it was called Kept. And she was looking for a Kept young man. It was like when Cougars were a thing, like when a accident enemy were dating.

So she was no longer with Rolling Stone guy. She broke up with him. I wanna say it was a VH1 reality show called Kept. Oh my God, amazing. And it was her and all these like young suitors. And they'd be like, I'm here to win Jerry Hall's love. And they're, and like, I don't know who won. Well, then that's very telling.

If she was looking for a young dude. And then a few years later, jumps on this old sacrabones. Do you, yeah. Do you remember when she was the spokesperson for Old Lady? What? What if? Yes, I do remember that. And she was like, oh, it's my Old Navy tech vest.

Yes. What if those sons are like, hey, dad, we just realized that she had a reality. The past comes back to haunt her. Yeah, you got to be careful, girls. Well, Todd, Chrisley, you got to be careful, girls. Um, well, Todd Chrisley and Julie Chrisley, they, um, we don't know what's going to happen. They have been convicted. They still have their podcast. Good. And he's still gay. Um, we don't know that that was a jealous, sure person. And he said, we just, we thank you for all your support.

We love you, but we can't talk about this. She's looking at anyone else's listening to this podcast to hear like apple pie recipes. I mean my God. She's she's looking at him like Tony Collette looked at Colin Firth in that picture. Yeah, like she's like I checked her email. Escorts, really? I know, maybe she should watch the staircase and be like, at least that didn't happen to me. She should push him down the staircase. Let's have a role reversal. It's her nose best. It's just a smallette. Oh, he's back.

I'm not a piece of shit. And he insists that he did not like, pray or pray on LGBTQ fears. He just says, you know, he's just still, he was on Swayze, serious XM show, and he said, he got screwed in court. Okay, we got it. And that, like, you know, like he's just saying, he did not do it, he's just trying to,

he's just, he says, I'm not that motherfucker. Oh. I mean, he's just going to double down forever, but I mean, it's over, but at least he can be guests on podcasts. Well, he... Yeah, and he can also write his tell-all book. I mean... With what? The only thing he could do is to write a tell-all and say why he created that story and then tell everything. That's what he should do. He should be like, I am going to come clean. He should not be doubling down now. But it shouldn't also become clean

on some serious XM show. He should say that. It shouldn't be an interview. It should be a full blown story. And somehow create some sympathy with your life leading up to it. And then how you created the lie, then the lie got too deep. Then you were like, you thought it would get you some press, but you didn't think it'd blow up that much. So then you were like, and then the freak out of when they started to suspect you. That would be so juicy. And then that could be sold into a movie, and you could eat it and not without my hate crime

or something along those lines. Yes. However, I will say this. Subway sandwich at 2 a.m. Oh, God. No. I did get triggered from this picture because the bucket hat.

I had this hat. You did, man. I had this hat my senior in high school. And it's like a green fisherman bucket hat. Yes did, man. I had this hat, my senior in high school. And it's like a green fisherman bucket hat. Yes, that was the style back in the late 90s, early 2000s. And I went to a frapp party. And what happened?

And this guy ripped it off my head and my hat was gone. And I was like, no, my hat. And then they threw it in the oven, caught it on fire, and then took it out into the middle of the street, and then pissed on it to tame the flames, and then threw it back at me. So I had a pea soaked burnt bucket hat. And-

And wait, was this because they were harassing you because they liked you, because you're in your frat, or they're harassing you because they didn't like you? They didn't like my hat, and I was an expletive gay word. Yeah. They knew that you were gay because of the hat or... I mean, if you saw pictures of just this tall, elegant twink with just cheekbones and hair, I love girls, he said.

Wow. And they threw that... yeah they they burned it, peed on it, and then threw it back at me. And to this day, I think it was Jesse Smollett. Stickin' by it. Wow. Yeah. That's that is like that's juicy.

Yeah. And and so then he got a new version of that. No, I gave up on the bugger hats. Maybe he saw that you in that hat. And that's when he realized he was gay. Oh. And then he's been copying your look ever since. Son of a bitch.

Well, good luck to that. Oh. Here's a fun look. This is Nordstrom. Here's a fun look. You guys, Nordstroms, and yes, I had an ass at the end of Nordstrom. It's a fun look. You guys, Nordstroms, and yes, I had an ass at the end of Nordstroms. Yeah, Nordstroms.

Shut up. Anyway, this looks like, like if you're going as like a tarantula, there's extra puffs, it's really big sleeves, it's a puffy jacket that then has like chains at the bottom of it that you guys check out my YouTube. Okay. Go to YouTube, type in how the McDonald's subscribe. Listen. You're going to see these photos because it is just, it's one of the worst things I've seen. I think it's pretty horrifying. It's giving you showgirl, hustler, trapped in a bounce house.

Can you just look up how much this is? It has to be, let's guess. How much do you think this is? I'm gonna guess 1150. 1150, 1150. Yeah. I'm gonna go higher. I'm gonna say.

It's like, just a scoop, price is right. Yeah, just a scoop, price is right. I'm gonna say three grand. Okay. The thing is, like even if you bought it how many times can you wear it out? Like it's pretty memorable. Like you can't wear this in Chicago and winter. You have to, you're like my, I mean that's what it's for. It's got to be like really warm weather. I mean yeah. Yeah.

Wow. I literally it's one thousand one hundred and seventy I literally got it because you have to be under it and I did eleven fifty you guys Thank you mom and dad Never sent me to camp and I watched Prices right every morning at 9 a.m. On CBS for numerous summers. That's terrifying. Oh, I saw this. This is a TikTok that went viral that New York Post wrote about. We just found out we're siblings, but we're still dating. These two girls who are lesbians together. Lesbians together.

I mean, they're lesbians and they are enjoying each other's vaginas. I kind of want to say because it looks familiar. Yes. And they realized that their moms both dated the same man at the same time and neither of them know who their dads are, I guess. And so they're like, what should we do? I think this is a tick-tock fucking weird prank. You think so? Yeah. Because then everyone's like, what should we do? Take the

23 and me or not. And they're like, well, you guys do look alike, and they have an only fans where they les out together. Hot. So are they lesing out sisters? And then I was like, and then people were talking about. No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean like hot, like hot.

I was getting like tattoo vibes. Do you remember tattoo? Oh, the things she says, all the things. They were those little girls that dress up like school girls, and they were like, let's see for each other. I thought you meant the little Latino guy from Fantasy Out. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's a different tattoo.

Deplain, deplain. Deplain. No, tattoo was like this, like early 2000s girl group. They were two girls. One was red haired, one was Burnett, and they like worked together, and they were like make out and stuff. But then what, they weren't really lesbian,

so they weren't. That was the thing, they were like, are they? But then they were like make out and stuff but then what they weren't really lesbian so they were that was the thing they were like are they but then they were like no we just love each other so but they had that song that all that she says all that did it so I like that song yeah running through my head yeah yeah where are they today exactly well listen here's the thing the reason why people thought it was wrong to uh... be with your cousin is because they thought

if you procreated that kid might be genetically off. Immutant. Well, I mean, they're not going to get pregnant from each other, so lick away. I mean, who cares? I just say lick away. But I mean, who cares? I just say, make a way. But I mean, who cares? I know who cares. Like, even if this is a true thing,

which I don't think it is, like if they found out there were sisters, I mean, I know that there's gay porn where there's gay identical twins that make so much money because they get to find each other. And again, I think that's wrong, but in a way, maybe it's not. Like, who cares?

Who are we? Who are we to judge? If they're not procreating, I wish there'd be. I wish there were straight people that didn't procreate. Exactly, but I'm saying, I think that's where the laws came into play.

I mean, and still, back in the day, people would still, I think the law still was like, oh, you could with your second cousin, like get married, but I think that kind of was the thing obviously back in a mill a long time ago a lot of people had to like get with their sibling so they're like there was an only people around all right did you ever I know you're probably never saw this movie but Brook sheels was in this movie called Blue Lagoon yeah

she was 14 it was one of the many child porn things that her mother put her in, along with Pretty Baby and with the nude photos that she took for Kay. Caboclion. No, she did a nude photo shoot when she was 10, completely nude in a bathtub. Oh, God.

That her mom got her the job for, for a magazine that was owned by Playboy and it was their sister magazine that was supposed to be like more artistic but it was 10-year-old girls. So after that then she did pretty baby, which she was like 12-in. Which was like a prostitute? Which was a prostitute in the 1920s and like married a 35-year-old. And then- Like Jerry Hall.

Yes, and then she did this thing, which was, I remember going to see the movie and she and her, like, they were like chippracked and she and her pie, I thought it was her brother. Were like, I thought it was her brother. In the movie. Yeah, yeah. And they're like chippracked as little kids

and then they grow up and by like 14, they're fucking. Yeah. And she just you know I had like her hair cover her boobs and they had a little baby and I remember thinking wait a minute like does that mean the baby's gonna meet I guess not all babies are fucked I mean people unfortunately sometimes are you know victims of incest and sometimes they have their dads baby and that baby grows up to be okay look Look at the royal family.

Anyway. I don't know if this is true, right exactly. I'm the dick of everything then. But I was saying back in a long time ago, when there wasn't enough people in your town, you would sometimes maybe marry your cousin or something. I got to kick the bloodline, Peele. God, gross.

Anyway, do you think this is real? You're asking, is this real these two siblings? I think they thought of it, and I think it's genius. Or is this a parent trap? Yes. Yeah. Let them lick. Look away.

Go, girls. I think it's a really genius thing to do on TikTok. I just saw this other TikTok where this girl says, because I've joked about, I know there'll be a day where someone sues their parent for like having me like it was not my consent. And they're ready to take care of me. And it's happened in India. And so this young girl who's probably a juicy scooper did a TikTok saying, and she doesn't really seriously. She's like a lot of people are asking about when I sued my parents. I sued my parents. I did win my case, and I'm like, wait a minute. How have I not heard of this case?

Cause someone sent me the TikTok. So then I started reading all the comments and they're like, it's a joke, it's a lie, it's whatever. But she's like doubling down with, because she's getting so many views. And she's like, no, they owe me to, they owe me for the rest of my life

because they had me without my consent. And then she takes some of the comments, but they're like, why don't you undo yourself, like kill you, whatever. And then, but it's she made up the lie. I know. And what do you want to do? Like, talk into our balls. Like, are you supposed to like be a ball whisper before you like hook up with some guy? You're like, do you want to be born, baby? Right, but I'm saying the TikTok, the point is,

of course, that's why I've said it was a ridiculous thing, but I thought it might happen. But I think this girl just, like I think some people are gonna start to be doing like TikToks until I, because I'll, until outrageous stories that are just made up. Yeah.

And then the people fight with each other is this real is this not. In the end, you still get a million views, so you're a winner. So you're TikTok is very different from my TikTok. My TikTok's just like slutty, tattooed lumberjacks, like splitting open wood with their bare hands. And I'm like, I didn't ask for this.

Apparently you did. I know. They know what's in your head. I guess. And they know what's in my head. I know. It's very strict. Yes. Yeah That you know what that's how you guys should really know who you're hanging out with just go let's switch each other's TikTok He should For our for our for you page for like 20 minutes change the algorithm and then just see wow

Wow, Justin. You like wood shopping. My legs, yeah, it's like wood. And then you'd be like, hey there, why do you have somebody who thinks about narcissists and murderers? And women that are like sad. And missing.

Mine's like some dude, Likin' is lips going and like swinging his junk and his grace wet pants. And I'm like, I didn't ask for this. And then every now and then I'll get like a baking recipe. Oh my what is this? And people like you have to post three videos a day. And I'm like, I don't want to. I'm exhausted. I'm gonna follow these les sisters though. Yeah, sure why not. Speaking of which, Perry Adair O'Connor, Segal, hi, thank you from Justice Group Obsess, she sent this to me and I just thought it was interesting. She said, seeing the post about Paul Walker, now a lot of things have been people are always like, you know,

Paul Walker had some fears? Yes, rest in peace, but he did have a girlfriend that he was, that was 16. Oh, I didn't know that. That he was 32 and I kind of try to fuzz over that and that her parents had to give consent, whatever. Reminding me of a story I read recently about Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith. She moved into in with him when she was 14 and he was around 22. They married after she turned 18.

He went on to start my Ami Vice. It seems like, listen. And they had, you know. She coded Johnson. Yeah, but I remember this, and I remember being like, wait a minute, and it was like, she met him, and like, I don't know, but she really-

A playground? Like what? Like, like, I gotta look more into it, but it is true. where was where her parents? I don't know. I just think people were different, but I like I think they're like you're a rebellious little brat fine go my grandparents got married when they were 14 Something like that they all brother and sister no, but I mean it was Mississippi so who knows no, but they like Yeah, it was weird like I remember them getting married. They got married really really young and then they like Wittened it dance competitions around the South like you know like 1950s and then my granddad worked for Elvis and like they ended up getting married my grandmother went to high school with all this

Well speaking of Elvis Elvis met his My grandmother went to high school with all this. Well speaking of Elvis, Elvis met his persilipously at 14. Exactly. Yeah. And people wonder if the movie Elvis will really feature the fact that she was 14 and he met her when he came home from the army

or met her before he went to the army. He met before that. He met before he went to the army and then got married to her. And I always remember being like, what's he was 14? The parents allowed it. It's like, yeah.

Yeah. Jury Lee Lewis, his cousin, you know. It was a double whammy. Yeah. She was 14 and his cousin. Wow. Great balls of fire. Wow, wow, and wow.

Oh, no. Really quick, we're gonna end on this. Oh, come on. Kardashian is supposedly dating a private equity investor that Kim invests in, introduced her to. We've been praying for this. Heavenly. The world that she would just date someone

that is not a basketball player. Sure. And so who knows, but that's kind of exciting for her. Justin, tell everybody where they can find you. What's going on? Oh, find me, please. At Justin Martindale on Instagram, Justin Martindale on Twitter.

Listen to my podcast, just saying, with Justin Martindale on iTunes, Spotify, wherever you get your podcast fixed. And that's it. I'm still brain dead a little from now, but. I know, love you, love the lemons. Bye. Thanks so much. That's it. I'm still brain dead a little from Napa. I know. Love you. Love the lemons.

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