Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Johnny Depp Won, Ramona Strikes Again with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: June 2, 2022

Justin and I had to stop recording to watch the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard verdicts. We discuss obvi. Ramona Singer may have ruined Teresa’s wedding when she bragged on Instagram about being invited. Weddings come in all styles and Stassi is pissed Jax bailed on hers. Todd Chrisley’s employee says Braddock was jealous and obsessed with Todd. RHODubai premiered and it is a lot of conceited boss bitches telling us how rich they are. Che Diaz will be featured even more in And Just Like That season 2 so get used to it. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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For real life hot cat Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have one of your favorites. It is his month, you guys. It is June, and it is Justin Martindale.

Just took off his sunglasses. he's changed a lot. In the last 24 hours. Ha, ha, ha, ha. A new day. Ha, ha, ha. We have so much to get into. Yes, let's go. First, let's just talk about how we're spending part of Pride

doing a show together. In Napa, June 17th, I was looking at, June 17th, 53830, there's the meet and greet that you can buy tickets for in-between. Justin will be there, I will be there, and I also have some exciting news. There will be wine. There will be wine and Julie Goldman of Brandy and Julie.

She's gonna also make an appearance. Oh, she is. Yes, an appearance. Oh, she is? Yes, before you. Oh, pride. Yes. And the two of us, the shenanigans we get into, let me tell you. Oh my God, no, but it'll be really fun. Good.

And then we're gonna just wreak havoc over the weekend there. Julie's also a security for the weekend. So don't even try. I do have by share. I have shares, I have cops coming. I have so many juicy scooper husbands coming that are like in law enforcement. So I think we'll be safe. And then also I want to say, we're going to be there you guys. We're coming in Thursday night. We don't have a dinner reservation. We don't. We're staying in St. Helena, but whatever we can get to other places. So if you want to DM me and you have a suggestion, you can get us a dinner's reservation.

Thursday night, there'll be four of us. Saturday night, there'll be eight of us. Oh, wow. Yeah, I haven't made any plans. So glad we've thought ahead. Okay, let's get into the juice. Okay, we were in the middle of recording our show and got the breaking news around three o'clock in the East Coast, 12 o'clock here that they had a verdict.

We watched it, Justin and I, and so in a nutshell, you probably know by now, but they cited with Johnny on, so there were like a couple different articles that they had to go through. Yeah one They said you owe him 10 million because he's proved defamation and the other one ever five So she owed 15 million then they went through all the time she said that he Defamed her with articles and saying that it was an abuse hoax Mm-hmm, and they did say that she proved defamation as well but they only awarded her two million for that

and then they also awarded her zero on something other yeah they were like she gets zero so fifteen minus two she i mean sorry fifteen minus two equals thirteen she owes him thirteen million dollars so have a my prediction was right i said that he would prevail but i did not think that they would say that she owed that much yeah hopefully her uh... her cameo and Aquaman too will...

Maybe she'll start doing cameos. Ooh, she's like my cameos or $13 million cameo. Sign up now. Yeah. I mean, I think this is great for Johnny. I honestly, I think this is a very pivotal moment in pop culture because I feel like this is the first, like, me two hoax that's been proven to be false and slanderous, you know, it's like,

we're supposed to say believe all women. Like now it's like, this one was not telling the truth. Well, I always thought that was a weird statement believe all women because I'm like, no, you shouldn't, because for that exact reason. Exactly. And half of our society are not women. So what the fuck does that say?

But I do think this is huge for domestic violence. Yes. It's huge for guys that have been accused falsely. It's huge for First Amendment right, definition, what you can say, what you can't say, the implications of saying something like this. So Johnny already went, I saw that he already has

one movie in the works and she has two other projects in the works. So I guess she will just have to, I don't know that she can write a check for 13. I don't know if she can try to get back with Elon Musk. He was just seen over in Cannes with a 27 year old girlfriend and joining some lunch. I don't know that we ever got real confirmation that her baby is Elon's baby because it was through IVF. So I find that very weird that he would go down the path of like giving her his sperm in a technical way.

I mean, I could see that they yes, they were boning. They were having schedule three sums. So it'd be different if she got pregnant naturally. I believe that might be his. I don't know how much child's porch she gets from him. I don't know how she's going to pay this or what. I'm still you said schedule three sums? Yeah. Okay. That's what I said. You know, just a good old fashioned schedule three sum.

Yeah. But I mean, obviously, Johnny and Amber have the money to pay the court fees, which a lot of people don't really have. Yeah. But I do think this is a very pivotal moment of justice for someone who's been falsely accused of domestic violence.

And we've had a few years of people being caught in massive lies or untruths. Yeah. Jesse Smollett, find about something very serious that then hurt the actual victims of hate crimes. about something very serious that yes yes the actual victims of hate crimes yeah then sherry papini got caught for lying about being kidnapped which hurt actual kidnapping victims as well as mexican lesbians basically someone said how the she never said they were

lesbians but i just thought they said it was two girls working together so i just assumed they were a couple but anyway anyway, the whole thing was made up. And so it's like, God, don't make up shit. I don't know. I am surprised. So I am a little bit surprised about the amount of money. But maybe some people in Virginia think she can come up with that. She's making $2 million on, you know, Aqua Man 2, even though she won't up with that. She's making two million on, you know,

Aquaman 2, even though she won't be asked back. But maybe she's more famous than ever. Maybe I kind of thought her career is screwed and like she'll just be doing rental Emmett Phillips, but I don't know. It seems like everyone comes back. She'll be selling Nutri-Bullets on QVC or something soon. It's like, Flat tummy teeth. I be selling Nutrible. It's on QVC or something soon. It's like-

Flat tummy teeth. I don't think, I don't think, if anything Ryan Murphy is gonna be doing the American Crime Story, Johnny Depp, versus Amber Hurd, spin off. I don't think this movie's gonna happen. Many series, it'll be a series. I don't know that it'll happen right away though.

No, no, no, no. Give it a good look. Give it a good look. Give it a good look. Yeah. Give it a good look. Give it a good look. I think these things do better like 15 years from now. Yeah. When people at home, like when younger people don't actually know

every inch of the story. Sarah Paulson as Johnny Depp, we're going to do a gender flip. Oh, yes. Sarah Paulson's going to play Johnny Depp. Yeah. Yeah, because Sarah Paulson has to be in every Ryan Murphy movie. Yes. I don't know what she could be in this.

Johnny Depp. I'm like standing on my ground. She's gonna like, get her hair, you know, and have the mustache and it's gonna be prosthetics. Okay. And it'll be Sarah Paulson as Johnny Depp. What? Maybe it will be sooner than we think I know a lot of people are gonna be sad This is over and a lot of people are gonna be happy. I'm on the ladder. I

Feel like it's just like okay, we did it. I feel like we did it. We honestly were going through that whole verdict We did it. Yes. Yes. Yes. What did you say? Yes, yes, yes. Did you hear what I said? What did you say? Whatever I hear, we did it. This is always the biggest cavalier. We did it, Joe. We did it, Joe.

We did it. We did it. We did it, Joe. I was getting gas in my heart. I was getting gas in my heart at whatever $100. And I'd seen someone did a TikTok where they said that. They just had her voice go, we did it. We did it, Joe. I always had it.

Oh my god. We did it Joe. We got through it you guys. Yeah. Juicy scoopers. Some of you were not happy with me and my coverage of it. But you know what? Do you feel validated now because people are like, Heather, I think I'm pretty right except about the amount. I thought it would be under seven million. I thought it would be under seven million. But it was 13. So there you go. I will say this though. I do think that the two worst people that ever got romantically involved with each other,

they were horrible for each other. Yes, toxic. But I also think that just because someone is horrible to you, doesn't mean that they were horrible to their other girlfriends or that they'll be horrible to their future girlfriends and same with her like so I kind of feel like the when they were when creating his ex girlfriends are wanting to praise his ex girlfriends I mean they they did because she brought up Kate Moss but like I think they

originally said no to that because it's like, it's the same thing. I'm like, well, Harvey Weinstein was always nice to me. You know, like, but I do know couples that were absolutely horrible to each other. And they have gone on to actually be a really good husband to someone else and a really good partner. You know, like, so I just really think they were just the worst match ever.

And they brought the worst out of each other. But I know people are very happy that, you know, Johnny is got his day. He's performing Kate Moss went to go see him perform. He got him standing ovation. And this is what he wanted. This is what he set out to prove that this was just absolutely not true, and the jury believed it. And at the end of the day, none of us know them personally. True to it. It was entertaining, it was fun to talk about, but we don't know them personally.

And nobody knows what really happened. Yeah. And there you go. Well, moving on here. Well, it is, it's Pride Month, but it's also wedding month. I guess it is. A lot of weddings are coming this summer. And Ramona Singer has done it again. She did an Instagram story. And she was like, did in Instagram story and she was like I just got the most beautiful elegant, absolutely stunning, creative, wedding annotations and I get a lot of them, I get in bunch with a lot of weddings, I'm a

really great girl and let me just show how beautiful it is and she shows the wedding invitation which is like Lou's site and it's all the information of a big celebrity wedding Teresa of Real House Housing Jersey and Louis. And then in it, people then not only screen grabbed that and figured out the date, it's August 6th, it's at some castle or whatever in New Jersey, but then they were able to get the RSVp password and go into the wedding website and find out everyone who is invited

oh my god already rsvp andy cone is invited with a plus one but he doesn't know he's bringing anyone yet rumona rsvp avery her daughter was invited but can't come uh... jill zaren is coming then they also found out who the, who are Bridesmaids were. She's not inviting her sister in law

and Melissa. Oh, we knew that, though. They're frenemies. But she, Luanne of New York is a, uh, Bridesmaid. All the girls that she was on, ultimate girls trip with, um, are coming to the wedding.

I want to say Kenya, not Ken, is Kenya a Bridesmaid? What, get Kenya is a Bridesmaid what get can you surprise me too and so everyone's like oh my god is she gonna be like dis invited she has to be i think i think to reason might be mad and then she might realize like oh carers i mean it's gonna be filmed for the show it's a hide in the filming

and they would have security anyway but obviously she probably want to reveal these surprises and now they're done. She didn't even think, I don't even think she thought about this, I think she's just... Well she's here to defend herself. Oh she is. I want you to be a reporter like I'm just you know maybe I'm walking on the red carpet

or something and you're going to ask me about what happened in the backlash. Hi. Oh, Ramona, Ramona, Ramona. Hi. Channel 5 and a half news. We saw that you released the wedding invitation leak of the century. What was going through your vapid head? Okay, you know what? I want to just tell you right now.

Okay, we really don't appreciate that question. Okay. We're going to hear for a really important head. Okay, you know what, I want to just tell you right now, okay, we really don't appreciate that question. Okay. I'm here for a really important charity. Oh. Yeah, I am, but because I support women, I also support charities and I also support love. Okay. So when I saw the beautiful invitation from Teresa,

I wanted her to know that I thought it was really stunning. I don't want people to know that even though my husband cheated on me and I'm a single girl, I'm looking for some hot guys, I'm really happy with someone else to fight a hot guy And it's like everyone just jumped down on me. I think Jill Saran's behind this. Okay, I really do because all of a sudden all the press knew about it You know, and I was like really how does the press know about this, you know and Jill Saran through all of our years You know she would always go right to the press and you know who wrote the article? You know who wrote the article page six to the press and you know who wrote the article? You know who wrote the article? Page six.

Page six. So you're saying that Jill took the picture and posted it. Well, I'll tell you one thing. I'm not that great at social media, but you know what? She follows me. Okay. So she follows me. So I think she saw the story.

I think she let Theresa know that I made a little snap. Boo. Really? Wasn't trying to do anything bad. Okay. I've been cooking a lot. I've been entertaining. I'm going to have really nice times that I'm a little snack, Boo. Really, it wasn't trying to do anything bad, okay? I've been cooking a lot. I've been entertaining. I haven't really, next time,

I'm in a place in the Hamptons. And you know, I was just thinking, like, isn't this a lovely invitation? Oh, okay. Well, thank you for clearing that up. What is that smell? Did someone poop? What is that?

Oh, okay. That was funny. I was like, okay. Okay, you know what? I really can't find that disturbing, because that happened once on the show. Okay, and I had my stomach.

It's very sensitive. And a lot of people bring that up. Thank God there was Amber Turd. Okay, because now she's taking a lot of the key off of my accidental shitting. But you know what, in this case, yeah, you know what, did I make a big shit? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. And I'm really sorted to reason so far.

I haven't heard from her. So I'm assuming I can still come. It's gonna be a little embarrassing, but I'm really happy for her. And that's it. I'm really sorry. I mean, really, really sorry. The biggest heart of anybody I know, I'm really, really sorry. Thank you, Ramona.

Thank you for admitting that you stepped in it. I thank you. I was just, when you said that, I was a little concerned that I really had like a shit like that one. Like, we don't even have a bathroom in this place. That was theater. That was so good. Thank you. That was fantastic So also getting into wedding month Jamie Lee Curtis's trans daughter

That Goes by Ruby got married to her wife. Kinsia. I'm sorry, what? Kinsia is her name. Kinsia, like Cynthia, but Kinsia. Or is it Cynthia with a K? No, that doesn't make sense.

Does anything anymore? Okay. Anyway, people, who cares that she's, you know, trans, whatever. I is a different look of a wedding. What do you mean? It was in Jamie Lee's backyard where she said her other daughter got married as well. And I looked it up and they're wearing these crazy costumes. But I don't recognize what these things are. But it says it was a cosplay wedding, which is, I looked it up, it's a costume, like, you could be any character.

You dress up, yeah, it's a big thing. And then, so Annie looked it up and she said, no, the theme was what? We're out of warcraft. We're all the warcraft. So I think they are warcraft people. Yes. But I think there was a miscommunication.

Maybe they didn't send out as nice of an invitation as Teresa that really cleared it out. Right. Because the people, the other people in the background were just normal, like there was a Buzz Lightyear. Okay. There was, who's the other guy that Tom Hanks character?

It was Woody. There were just characters. So. Well, the thing with World of Warcraft is, I think you can design your own characters. So even if they did cosplay. You can, but there's not like Woody. No, I know.

But like Comic Con. No, I just think the Annie's a nerd, by the way. I just think the audience knew this. Is that a dragon coming out of their head? No, but like, but my son said, is that a third boob? Is that part of her costume? That's not a third boob. I don't think that's a third boob. No, that's that part of her costume? That's not a third boob. I don't think that's a third boob.

No, that's just underarm. Or arm, right? That's a fuba underarm. Oh, anyway. But I think, yeah, cosplay is woody, buzz. It's like San Diego Comic Con. That's like where they dress up. But I mean, if it's World of Warcraft, I'm...

I just said if I... I'm Jamie Woody and Buzz, because that's not the thing. I never want to miss a wedding. Especially if it's a Jamie Lee's house in I don't know West LA or something in a nice backyard. But I woke up in the middle of the night wondering what would I wear if I was invited to this because I looked at the cost plan. I'm like, okay, easy. I'm going to be pretty woman Peter's going to be Richard gear. I wear the red dress. We're going to the thing in San Francisco. Then I thought, I hate wearing heels and someone's backyard. And I looked at some photos and there's grass

and there's like uneven like stones. And then I saw this and I was like, I wouldn't even know where to begin. Yeah. I guess people didn't know. I guess they gave in the option of dressing as something else. What if you like, what if like Peter went as like Mario and you went as like Princess Peach or something? I don't know. You know what? I really don't like costume parties.

You don't? I don't know. I just feel like the whole night is talked about. Oh my God, look at you! And like you're not really talking about life anymore. It's all talking about your outfit or your costume and like You look great. Oh my god. I'm so clever. Did you see? Did you see you guys? Yeah, Heather look Oh, you look like her look like her. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't know anyway Oh, okay, oh here's another picture you can see all of this is fine what is that it he would have said next to no that's that's some guy dressed up

as witty that's like a that's like a one-on-one south but is that that's what he that's what he and uh... what's the little girl jessey yes the little the little would the little doll yeah and then who else is there I Mean I wish I would have I would have dressed up as Waldo and just been in the in the middle of the car I don't know good good for them. Mm-hmm also in love is this girl who is in love with

Well, can you look up what she called it? Okay, she says she's not, you know, she's not gay or anything. It's called when you're sexually attracted to inanimate objects, it's called what? It's called, if you read the whole article, it says it's called Insane. Anyway, she's in love with a bowing plane. Oh, okay. So she goes on the bowing plane and flies on the bowing plane as much as she can because this is who is her life partner and she loves it.

So she's getting miles. Object object sexual object sexual object Objects sexual. Objects. Objects. You and sexual. Objectum sexual. Objectum sexual. And. Objectum sexual. Yeah. Wow. Okay. I'm saying there was a show about this. It's a tradition. With a guy who's in love with his car and then he started like humping it. Yeah. And then they had to cut to commercial. He was like, my favorite part about her's the tailpipe Well, that's what she's saying. She's like he's strong. He's big. Oh Yeah, so she does refer to the plaintiff's boyfriend, okay, and

But I guess she I mean she is I don't think she's just going on that particular plane The Boeing one. Yeah, what happens if she looks at another Boeing? I don't know, but then- Other feelings? But even her toy planes that she, like, who knows what she does with them. Wait, her toy planes? It's like, are you cheating? She has toy planes that she's photographed with, but then she also goes on the plane and

rides a lot. Oh, I bet. And then some people just get, have a traditional looking wedding. Boring. This is Annie's sister. I know. And she's very pretty. Now she did step out of the box.

She had a white dress with beautiful green floral on it. And she had an emerald, not a diamond ring. Oh really? So this is the Texas wedding. Oh where, it's the Texas. And this is Austin, that's a health veteran. And this is the LA wedding. Yeah, where? Where Texas? And this is Austin. That's a health veteran. And this is the LA wedding.

Yeah, that's the LA. The cost play. What? The cost play wedding is LA. Yeah, this is Austin. I love that. What is that underdressed freesha? Lily of the Valley.

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Oh my God. Did you do your math homework, Kitshot? Like, come on. Yeah. That's so weird. It's like, my favorite letters we're going to focus on this week are D and M. Slide into them.

Yeah. It's so weird to me. Why? I cannot believe how many female teachers. So okay, yes. I feel like female teachers are like, how can I put their students? And then like, that's like a female thing. I know it's not happening a lot.

But it is in the news a lot with the big news. It's in news a lot. But like, I have two friends that were teachers and they're both very attractive their whole lives and they were like laughing about it. They're like, I just don't think anything would be worse. Like these kids are gross. Like, what are you talking about? Oh, they're still, like who wants to get with them?

Oh, I had a teacher who I think had a crush on me. Really? What happened? I don't know, but I would like look, like I would do like, I would get up to the front of the class and read my report or like, the story we had to make or whatever essays. And I like, there was like a couple of times I'd look over

and she'd just be like, and she'd like wink. Do you think she wanted to like fuck you or she thought? Of course she did. Look at me Just a scrawny 17 year old with a log neck and big ears because I haven't filled out yet. Oh, yeah No, yeah, she was great though. I passed her class. Oh speaking of wedding stuff. Yes, Stasi So Stasi had her wedding was going 200 people before the pandemic After the pandemic she got fired from her job on Vanderpump and like, you know, couldn't go on to her pandemic and all this stuff.

So then she's like, okay, set out a letter and she goes, hey, I know you're invited to the Italian wedding before, but you know what, you're not the top 35. So only the top 35 can go. In the top 35 five was jacks and british jacks was her boyfriend for many years they started out in the show together and they've all been very very close she and british are very close and the the fjans a now husband

uh... bow somehow ended up on a group text with a bunch of guys or someone sent him a group text in which Jack's was saying, like, hey, I'm not going. I'm not going. Months before they had already RSUP, and everything, I'm not going, because of this reason, I'm not going because of that reason.

So finally, he texted me like two weeks before he was like, hey, I heard you said you're not coming. He's like, that's not true, I'm coming. So then he sent some the proof of the group text and he was, oh, you're right, I did say that. But no, we are coming. Okay, fine. Because we don't have a lot of seats and it's expensive and there's other people that want to come. Two hours before Stossie's going to get in a car to go to the airport. She's sitting on her couch, bags are packed, she's like going over shit,

she gets a text from Brittany. Now, she doesn't say Brittany or Jack's when she tells the story, but we all know it's Brittany. Jack's the reality blur believes it's Brittany Jack's. Brittany writes a super long text saying like, I'm so sorry, we can't go for this reason. Also, my mom's friend passed and now we don't have a sitter and all this stuff. But the main reason which people are guessing,

it could be because he's had some tax issues and they may have taken his passport. I don't know if that's the reason or not, but that's something that he would have known a long time ago, obviously. He wouldn't have known it two hours before. He's been waiting for weeks. That wedding looks gorgeous though.

I really think that's shitty. How do you know? It is shitty. And it's like, how do you not know? It's a really far away destination wedding. No one is going to give you shit for not going. That's why people have destination weddings because they're hoping that most of you won't come.

That's the whole point. Are you going to get naked? Oh no. They're like, yeah, the only people that are going to be there are going to be ones that's the whole point. Are you gonna make it? Oh no. They're like, yeah, the only people that are gonna be there are gonna be ones that have bells on. They're ready to party for three days. They're ready to spend money.

They don't care. Like, and they planned it. They're not gonna flake the day out because I have to get on a plane. Yeah, that is, that is pretty lame. But I mean, it's Jack's. I don't know. I mean, what do we expect, right?

Anyway, I thought that was kind of juicy. Also Lisa Vanderpump said that she did text, I don't know. I mean, what do we expect, right? Anyway, I thought that was kind of juicy. Also, Lisa Vanderpump said that she did text PK and Doreet when Doreet got robbed. PK said he never got a text. She showed her phone to like, Hey, six and said, look, I really did text him. And it says, red, but he never wrote back. How big is the font, do we think? I'm Lisa Vanderpump's phone. Pretty big. It's a big font. She's is the font, do we think? Only Savannah pumps phone.

Pretty big. It's a big font. She's like, look, it's right here. I did it. I don't know, come on, I absolutely did. Tester, I thought it was absolutely horrible. But you know what, if they wouldn't have gotten rid of the dog, maybe it would have eluded them

that the robbers were there. I mean, all my vanopompom dogs are very, very good guard dogs and very high security. I'm watching this season of Beverly Hills. Evan got me on it. It is good. It's good. And can I just say my favorite part, I think,

is Lisa's glam. You like all the way here? With the long hair. Oh, it looks so good. I mean, her body and her face, I mean, she is 60 or about to be 60. I mean, say what you will with plastic surgery But it fucking looks good on her seconding. Yes. It looks good. Yeah, it looks good

Todd Chrisley. Oh I've been talking about this happy pride There was a little bit more that came out today in the trial. Was it him? that came out today in the trial. Was it him? Hahaha. Hahaha. Their whole case, their whole defense, as this guy that worked for them was obsessed and he did this all on his own because he wanted to be Todd Crisley.

Sure. And they're not like admitting to the affair, but that does, I think, I think, Jury probably believes the affair and maybe when the affair, I almost think that affair is helping the Todd Chris Lee defense because it makes more sense that you'd hire this guy, that you guys would be romantic for a year. And then when the affair ended, he might be so bitter and obsessed and like still, you know, churning for your love that he acts in this reckless way. Because their defense is that we did not do any of this stuff. He did it all. Yeah. And didn't let me

know about it. And the news that came out today is this woman, Donna Cash, went on the stand today for the defense and said i work for braddock and he hated the christlie's was so jealous of them and he had me forged hot christlie's name on bank statements and he had he deleted any emails or deleted any phone messages where bank was calling and saying you're about to be for closed upon and the

house was about to be foreclosed upon. Without Todd Crisley's knowledge and she called Todd and was like, I can't have you come home with your family that you love so much. To all your belongings on the street, I need to go against this guy, Brattick, and tell you the truth that we've been forging all this shit. And your house is about to be for close bonds to come home now. This is giving me Peterson vibes. She better stay away from a staircase. That's all I got to say.

It's very Peterson. Like, yeah. Like, Scott Peterson. What, he's just forging letters? No, Chris, like Todd is telling him to do this and yes, he's better because he wants to be with him. And I'm sure she knew Tony Collette went on the internet that night with her wine and saw you know the star case yeah and so supposedly or allegedly she could have put out

the two deers which alerted the owls of the neighborhood and then the owl scratched her head and then she went like this went to the staircase and then the owl scratched her head. And then she went like this, went to the staircase, and then it was bleeding, and then she slipped, and he never heard her until he came up at 230 and found her. I just think it's like, yeah, he's better because he wants to be with Todd. I guess he wants that life, or maybe he wants a spin-off.

He wanted to be Todd. He wanted the company name of this company that they had where they flipped House and said he wanted to be his name. Anyway, so that is what they're doing. But then the prosecution said to the Donut cash lady, yes, but you stayed on for years. If you knew that you're forging his name, why would he? Well, he forged an investigation to find out that Braddock was doing all this, but there's so many different layers of fraud. It might not be all of it, but I think they're going to get convicted of some.

But we'll see. Will he come out as bisexual? Maybe in June. No. Maybe this month. No, I don't think he will. You don't think he's going to get on like the cover of some magazine, be like, yeah, I'm by.

I don't. Hey, y'all. I don't. I think that he goes with his narrative to deny it. Hey, y'all, it's a girl talk, Chris Lee. Yeah, yeah, that we, yeah. I think Braddock was not only obsessed and jealous, but maybe he was in love with me,

and because it was an unrequented love, is what got him so insane, but no, I never was with him. Because I don't know that there's any proof that they were together, and it's not like the state is gonna ask to see proof, because that doesn't matter if they fuck their knot. It's like, did you do this fraudulent stuff or not?

Unless there's a Todd Crisley sex tape? Oh! Well, speaking of the sex tape, gross, no one asked for that, my whole life. I went on the deep dive on the last show about when Lindsay said that Todd and her half brother Chase were trying to explore her with the sex tape.

And then she totally turned and and was like no i she's taken all these post down she has a podcast she's like i'm not talking on the podcast i'm just uh... going to the trial and supporting my dad because she realizes the money trains and if he goes to prison yeah well i mean that's the thing he needs to make a sex tape with his wife push it out there chrisley knows breast. You know what's, that's a good one.

That is good. That is good. You know what is it? Go for it. You know what's kind of sad is like, would anybody even care right now? No one had a sex tape? No.

I honestly would. Like right now, if all of a sudden, someone's like, I have a tape of... Go for it. I was going to say like Kim and Pete, but no one cares. But like, would anybody, I mean, obviously legally couldn't, but like, I don't know, like, or even, is there a star that if they,

it would have to be someone who is living a straight life who has a sex tape with someone of the same sex. That's the only thing people are gonna care about. See what I would like be into that. So then you would, that's what I'm saying. I was like, it was like Jason Mamoah and like Austin Butler or something, I'd be like, oh, okay. But that's what I'm saying.

That's the only way, that's the only scenario that in 2022 the world would care to see your sex tape. Yeah. Is if it's like a surprising partner. Not if it's with your current boyfriend or guy dated three years ago. Like who the fuck cares? Yeah.

Exactly. Oh, look, uh, wait, just go up the body language. I mean, my God. Oh, this bitch again. Oh. I did not know you're not that. Oh, this bitch again. I did not know you're at that. Okay, so the jury. I was just over at 3 p.m. today and I just got posted.

What? It's coming out in three. Wait, what the jury is? Wait, three L.A. time or three, like 12? Yeah, let me look. Because let's talk, let's go back. We're talking about Johnny Depp and Amber Herd. We're going to know their decision

within the hour maybe, because they're ahead of us three hours. Are they in New York? Virginia. Virginia. Eastern, so yeah, within 12 minutes. 12 minutes? I'm gonna save it.

I'm gonna save it. We're gonna go to another topic here. We're moving on everybody. I can't wait. Okay, I watched it. You did? I don't mean brag, but I got the premiere. So, but it'll be out by the time you guys are listening

to this so I can talk about it. Real housewives of Dubai is what I'm talking about. Oh, what did you think? No? I don't know. Well, you know, it's a first episode. We don't know anybody. Caroline stands very as known because she was

on Ladies of London, but that was one of those franchises I didn't really watch. It wasn't like housewives. I mean, right. God, they're gorgeous though. There is this one though which is the this one this this the one that looks like he morn. Yes because she's from the Sudan so that and she's a model too. Gorgeous. She is awful. Oh no. She's such a bit. Oh my

God. She's just like well and you know this beautiful and you look that I can't do the accent because I saw it once, but I'll give it a try. She's like, oh, I just looked at myself and I was like, you're so gorgeous. You're so perfect. Everyone, and like right off the bat, she hates Caroline, stands for Ian, and then Caroline doesn't invite her to her like,

hen party, which is like a batch of party better husband who's already her husband is there. I don't know, they go to boat. I don't know, they go to a boat. I don't know. I'm honestly, because it's nobody actually from Dubai. There was one person that's like, I was born and raised here. I went to this school and now I'm 35,

and this is my, every single person came from a different country or their husband is an investment banker and they're there like And they're just rich or they're just rich because their husbands as their husbands are yeah, and then they start their own businesses and stuff and So they're all Diane from Beverly Hills. Yeah Yes, Diane's the best and she is kind of Diane, because she's got a much younger husband, the Caroline Stansbury. Oh, okay.

But that's a great promo shot. I'm not going to lie. The promo shot, listen, I was tingling. I'm going to continue to watch it. But it just felt like very much, let's start the conflict right now. You hate Caroline. She hates you, I.N. or whatever her name is, the model.

You're gonna get in a conflict with her because you feel that she's signing with Caroline, not you and you want her to pick sides. You're not gonna be invited to a party off the bat and then someone's like, I have to sage the air and it's just like all that same shit. Yeah. Just, just be like right at the get-, just, but like right at the get go.

Right, like right at the get go. Hi, I'm so-and-so and I hate her. Yeah, I'm just like, I don't know that I'm like that impressed with like being, these people being rich because like their houses, no. I'm sure. Their houses don't look that great. I didn't think it looked that great. Like one was, I mean, it looked nice,

but it wasn't like Dubai. Yeah, it wasn't like they are, I mean, and then, you know, they, oh God, they all talked about how they're, wait, wait, what? They have to go to a pole, and this is what's coming up in the season. Oh, she's got a pole dancing.

It's a foreshadowing of a pole dance class. Get ready. So we're gonna see them working out. And then they add. Can't they get a jail for that? And then they. What is that? I know, I guess, no, they can,

they can wear their types of clothes and stuff. But I mean pole dancing, it's in that like, whoa. That's, I guess we're supposed to think that's like cool. Okay. That like, oh, you're breaking the rules and then the one goes, alcohol is very restricted here. You can drink in bars and restaurants but you can't buy liquor to convenience store. But out on the fake sea, who cares? I'm like oh you bitches are crazy. And then like they're dancing and then a chair breaks and they're like and

that's like the that's like the foreshadda that's the preview before the commercial like you might have thought about leaving the show yeah but there's gonna be a chair that breaks yeah that's better fucking stay that's their scandalous dinner that's like you know we all have like the housewives did parties they have the chair which is you know could be a spin-off for the staircase and right up the like i can't stand you all all you have to Oh, well, you have to make everything about yourself. And so, I'm not excited as excited. The city we've seen, I feel like we've seen it

on so many shows, super high tall buildings, those man-made islands. And then, they have like theme parks and stuff in their hotels. And then the stuff that I've read you know about really what it's like for the people that work there Like the the people that work like in the homes and the hotels and how they treat it and their stories of like you know They're their passports get stolen and then they can go to Stasi's wedding No, just kidding, but their passports get stolen to keep them there and I felt like No, I'm just kidding, but their password gets stolen to keep them there.

And I felt like they have a lot of people waiting on them. And this one girl comes to get on the boat. And they're like, okay, please remove your shoes. I mean, you're going on a yacht. And the girls got shoes that wrap up all the way to like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like. And then she's like, what kind of what kind of budget is this? And they're on the big yacht. Oh, she goes, is there a makeup artist on board? And they're like, no, like you already came down and ready. It's a boat. So I was also like, are they coming in here being like, let's push the glam. Like, let's be and let's push the money. Let's overly exaggerate and talk about how much money we have because that's the reason we picked to buy.

I don't know. That doesn't make you look rich, it just makes you like a bitch. I mean, one girl. Take my shoes off, peasant. Get out of here. One girl, this was kind of cute. One girl, I think it's this girl.

She's from my amy, but she's Jamaican. And then she married some cute English guy, and they have three of the cutest sons. And each one has a different accent. And they're like seven, five, and two. So like the seven year old is like, can I have some water? And then the five year old is like,

has like a little Jamaican accent. And then the other one just says, like, can I have some water? And then the five-year-old has a little Jamaican accent. And then the other one just says, water. I get what I'm saying. Water out. That I was kind of like, okay, but there you go with that. Oh, god, wait, what is this? I watched a page six interview. Uh-huh.

And they had four girls on. And the clip they put in was, we heard Lindsay Lohan would Lindsay Lohan make a good housewife at all. Sure, yeah, sure, sure. But I was kind of like, this is also not a great start, that the clip of the interview is you asking about someone that's not even on the cast. Yeah, oh right, right. Like, here's our cast with so-and-so be a good addition.

They're like, are we not enough? Yes, like we're not Like come on, but I love Dubai Lindsey Lohan because she's just like I live in Dubai Like she's a weird member. She got a weird accent. You see that's why it's confusing for these little kids Yeah, they don't know where they are. They're like wearing a desert. Is it a city? Is it a utopia? Right. Yeah, but Lindsey Lohan, she could like rescue refugees and get slapped in the face. Well, I have some other not great news.

And just like that, there's going to be more of Che Diaz in season two, according to the writer creator. Is it the writer? He's the creator. Michael Patrick King said he is, he's told variety about the writer's room and we're gonna see so much more of Che Diaz, the non-binary, stand-up comic, podcaster, turn sitcom star.

We're gonna get to see so much more of that. Why? Because- Give her her own spin off. I don't need it. I don't want it. Well, you're gonna get it. i don't want it well you're going to get it i don't want it you're forcing it that lifestyle down my throat i don't want it um... king believes that the she that they got such an awful reaction because it was a non-binary stand-up comic and you and i a stand-up comic

said no that wasn't what you got about reaction is because you wrote a human being who is making money as a stand-up comic who was not funny who was not funny and- it's your fault i hate that description i just think it's such it's such a

it's such a kick in the dick because i just think it's just such a lame excuse of like well everyone reacted horribly because they were afraid of non-binary people. No, we're not. I hate that. I'm like, no, it was just a weird character who had really long kitchen fingers and was like, got up on stage and was just like, hey, who have I fucked here tonight? Yeah. Yeah, really cocky about being a player.

I think that was kind of offensive. It was just an unlikable character. Yeah. And it was like Miranda, yeah, welcome to my show. You want to toke some weed in an elevator? Yeah. No one does that. And also it was always take a breath. Like very condescending.

Yeah. Miranda was trying to be nice. She keeps stepping in her own woke shit and was messing up all the time. So she was a little nervous around Che. And Che was just like, why don't you breathe? Yeah. What a thick thing to say.

Yeah. And also on a date and the two girls show up and they're like, we both that's chay. Yeah. And we're like, what is this? And here's the thing, as somebody. Or then also when chay's like, when Miranda's like, I'm just the girlfriend,

she was like, whoa. Like she, chay didn't like that. Yeah. So I'm like, oh really? Now, you're gonna be the one that's setting the boundaries of this weird relationship that you started. It was, I think it was like they were going for this like Hollywood rags-to-richest story that just didn't make sense. First of all, we don't call them comedy concerts. Second of all, there's chairs where people can sit.

We don't make people stand for an hour. Maybe we'll do that inapa. Maybe Che is taught of something. That's right, we will. So guys inapa, you're all standing. So get ready. Yeah. No, you're not.

You're gonna have seats. But then also it was at the end where Che is like, guys, I'm gonna sing us a song. And then what was the song? Girls just want to. Girls. Uh, uh, uh, I don't know. Oh, I wish they could all be California girls.

Yeah, and then it's like, guys, I'm taping a pilot. In California, and wish they could all be California girls. So I'm going to stick my fingers in a bunch of California girls, not just you Miranda, and that's the way I break it to you. Yeah, and also it's a pilot. So you go tape the pilot, then you come back to New York. Well, I get picked up first. According to Michael new york it's got to get picked up for a week according to michael patrick king it's going to be picked up we're gonna see a lot of it

but i don't know if i came up with this or jen kirkman so i don't want to take full credit what we may have come up with it together what what what what we really want to happen is that remember when she said oh they're looking at tony danza to be my dad because she goes i'm half Irish half Mexican or half Puerto Rican or something well he's not no so what if then she gets like in a at a big woke canceled situation because of not casting and a Mexican actor I hope that's not the case but I

could see that Michael Patrick King has to go against his own words. And I don't like that. I'm gonna go back to that because I just think it's so ridiculous how he's saying that, oh, people were afraid because they weren't used to seeing that. I'm like, no, I'm all about visibility and representation. Hello. Yeah. I'm here.

But I hate it when they use it. I'm like, oh, you didn't like it. And this character wasn't as like a little bit worse than you were threatened. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. The gay community. I saw memes. I saw gifts. I saw all of it about about calling out Chadias. And I think this is just like, for Variety to put Chadias on the cover, on the first day of Pride Month, I'm like, come on, whatever. Do you feel a little unseen because you're just like, just like a straight?

No, because I have my official target merch. But you're just, you're just a gay guy. I'm more than that. I don't know. It's not that exciting anymore. It's not that exciting anymore. I'm more than that. I don't know. I know what could I do.

I mean, you're white. You have good hair. Thank you. And so that's what I'm going to help you. That's what I'm going to say. I'm going to help you. You know, some comics are going to use. You with your Bob's big boy hair, it's looking really good today. That's not gonna help you. You know how some comics are gonna use? You with your Bob's Big Boy hair,

that it's looking really good today. I like it long like this. Thank you, I do too. It is so cute. Have you do have a Bob's Big Boy, paint, bank or anything? I did when I was a kid, my grandpa took me to Shownies. It was called Shownies, right?

No, it's called Bob's Big Boy. And the South was called Shownies. But was it still the Bob's Big Boy guy? Oh, yeah, it's weird. I'm going to say this now. Yes. You know how some people like comics have been accused of stealing jokes like, you know, Amy Schumer's done it, trying to think.

Carlos Mincea. Carlos Mincea, which is your broken. I'm coming out now, no pun intended. On Pride Month. And going to say this, I feel very attacked because Che D. As has stolen my hairstyle. I had it first. I had it first. You're right. And yep, I'm Che is a tip of the hat to... Alan DeGeneres, yeah.

But I also wanted to say, we were talking about how that she goes by they and them and stuff. And I said, you know, that's, I think people have a problem with that because grammatically it's so confusing to people. Yeah. So I'm guessing they'll start teaching people that if it's, if someone goes by they, but they're a singular human,

that it would not be they are dancing, it would be they is dancing, they is dancing. And then you'll know it's not two people dancing. They're referring to one human dancing, they is dancing. And then it reminded me of the great movie, The Help, where she would say, Violet Daila said, you is smart, you is kind, you is it important. What we didn't realize in that movie is that she thought this little blonde person

was non-binary. And she was way ahead of her time, the character, and the person who wrote the script. We need to do an updated version of They Help. Mm-hmm. And Viola comes back to this little girl who's now grown up and her... And she has a podcast. And she has a podcast.

They have a podcast. And we give that same speech to... But we get changed. It would be They Has a Podcast. It has a podcast. Because it would, if it was a shoe, it it would be they has a podcast because it would if it was a she would be she has a podcast if it's they they have a podcast so it would be the the singular with the plural so it's they they they so they better start doing this in the show when she's talking hold on my brains please when marana is talking about Che Diaz, she better say,

well, they is so busy right now because they has a podcast and they has a pilot that's about to get picked up for them. Wow, really good. Thank you. And then Amber and Edward will shit in a pie. Yep. Wow, really good. Thank you. And then Amber and Kurt will shit in a pie. Yep. Oh, again, what a day that I

I mean, this turn around the original Amber turd. Was it, but it was a violinist character was a little Olivia, Octavia, Octavia's character. Wow. Anyway, I pulled this today because I was like, it has an Ellen, the show, as it is over with. I feel like we've had a year of the finals and it is over and it ended on the 26th. Yeah, it is over. There are still people hosting it though.

Okay, so then I, that was an old one. Like, mostly Jones was like, I'm hosting the Ellen Show to Adolf. And I was like, yeah, I don't know. So I'm like, so it's done because she just wanted to leave and go to Europe with Portia. Yeah Or Morocco. She's in Morocco. I Still I mean did you watch the finale? No, I know Jen Aniston looked good and cried. Yeah, that was it But also she was like for 20 seasons we did this was like it was 19

It was 19 it was 19, but she said I ended on 19. I didn't end it last year and I didn't end it 20 because that's the way it was negotiated anyway. And everyone does 20, so I did, no. No, she did. You really wanted to leave when all the shit went down, but you were like, I can't end it on this note. No one had every day.

I thought of this. She was gone for the whole year. I was like, I'm hosting Ellen. Ellen never hosted her last season of her show. I just got two Kardashians were on every week. Oh yeah. It was the Kardashians. I was like, all right, but that must have got the rating from Sharon. This has been the best night to your 19 years of my life. And then they were like, and cut. She's like, you fucking bass bases a shit yeah you know all the way no more than saying no more uh... scaring people about their worst phobia without letting them know

yeah it's she's that well she's fine she's rich and has fun and drinks with her wife i mean you read this and have to do this anymore you don't have to do you didn't have to do the show no you just had vacations with wife in maroco i mean fine yeah sounds fun uh...

angel the real angel in the show is on peacock uh... does refuses to watch the uh... show she does not like her portrayal who is it m.a.e. rossi rossi and i think it's because it's based on... Emirossi, yeah. Rossi, it's based on an article about Angeline. Therefore, she's a public figure. They wrote about her.

She's not getting any money from this peacock thing. So she's 71. She's still tooling around in her, in her Corvette. And I can see why she's annoyed, but they probably, they're probably like, no, you're so weird. We don't even need to interview you. Like, we couldn't just write this story but I have to say I don't think it's getting much buzz. It's not getting much buzz and I'm sad because I...

Is it good you watch two episodes? It's really good. What did they say like who paid for the billboards? Did she have some ritual man? I always wondered. That was one of the rumors. It was a guy that I'm trying to remember if his name I think is Harold or Mitch or something like that. So she found this guy in, uh, the yellow pages. And she prayed to the gods and the fairies. And, you know, there's a whimsical aspect of the pages flowing. She finds this guy. She goes over to him. She pitches like, he's like, so what are you advertising? And she's like, hey, and he's like, wow, this is mind blowing, this has never been done before.

So he's funding all of these. But what is he getting out of it? He's getting his numbers at the bottom of the billboard. So he's getting like agents and people who are curious about who Angelina is. And so, yeah, but then what did he get out of that? He got out of it because they started bartering, like other, you know, so she would have like sunset and vine.

Yeah. And then, you know, these other billboard guys would be like, hey, we want sunset and vine, so he'd be like, well, we want it for... Oh! X and I are dollars. So it's really just a billboard rentee. Yes, she's the billboard queen.

Got it. Have you ever seen Angelina in public? Yes, I have. A couple times. Once driving, once going to a whole foods. Yeah. Yeah. She, um, I think she's one of those staples of LA. Like, you know, you know, you've lived in LA long enough when you see XYZ. So she never has a husband or a like a finance, that's kind of sad. And Angelina driving is definitely one for me.

Also a palm tree on fire. When did she get to a place where she probably shouldn't be driving? I mean they said she's 71. I thought she was more like 80. Well she has a new car. She didn't have the Corvette. She had the Corvette and now she has like a... It looks, I don't want to be wrong, but it probably out.

It looks like a like a Tesla SUV. But you still have, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, there's a pink. And it's pink, yeah. Get the fuck out of here. Did you see the pink Tesla that's in the... It's probably her. No, because she would have an angeline on the license.

Oh yeah, it's got to say angeline on the license. I think that person is just selling Mary Kay and I probably I love it. However, it is weird. I will say this like I think Emmy Rossum that the persona is great However, there are moments where she looks like Amanda Bines and a weird blonde in a weird blonde like because they age her Yeah, it jumps from now to the 80s, and the storyline is like, oh, this is what happened, then it cuts to the other person,

they're like, that's not how it happened. It happened like this. I do think it's weird that she's 71 and still has a voice like that. Like, you know, because usually as you age, your voice kinda ages with you, and she's still like, can do that. She's from the valley.

No, she's from, they, she, the article said she's from Poland, but she said that's not true. Now she's from the Valley. She said that photo of her, they said this is her in 19, she's born in 1950, she claims it's not. Okay, well there we go. It's a great show. Check it out on peacock.

Speaking of your other favorite girl. Oh God. Anna. She was on Paris Halten's show. I saw. But it was so weird, because Paris didn't speak. No. What the hell is going on with Paris' podcast?

She just, her sister just has to run it. She's like, oh, this was too much fucking work. And I'm like, and why? And I'm like, there's no new scoop from this chick. At all. And she has a podcast. She's starting a podcast in prison. She's in art show.

She sold out her drawings from prison. If you don't have an anodilvy collection, are you even a collector? Yeah, and she's like, I never said I was a German ares. They just assumed that. And I didn't. And then the nicky's like, so you were saying that this hotel I was actually living across the street at the time. I bet we're in the same room at the same time. Who cares? And she's like, did you really not pay your bill? No, I wired the money. Are you still staying the wires?

I'm just like, okay. She still leads with that. I think we're done with her. Oh, she will always have a place in my heart. I know, I know you do the voice really funny. No, I'm just, she's so fascinating. I'm not fat. I'm like, I saw that she was doing this,

and I'm like, honestly, I'm sick of seeing her jailed face or doing these podcasts. I don't care anymore. Like, I really don't. Why is she still in prison? I thought she was, I thought she was supposed to be like extra-dited or whatever, I thought she was going away. That's what I thought she was supposed to be deported

and then like mist of the flight, so she's just still here. She's like, no, here it's, you don't have to do any chores or anything. I have a iPad, I can do my podcast and my art and I can write a book, and I'm like, God, you're living like every comedian. Unless you're Chedias.

Unless you're living that life. Yes. No, that's what I think is like, for Paris and Anna Delvie, like talking, like if I was listening to that podcast in my car, I would just lady bird out of the, it's like, I'm receiving lady bird out of the try and receive

just Oh, that's really hot. God, it's not a hot and it's close if I'd be like, and I'm done. I watched some of the art show and they just had like, this is a call, this is a call from the Da-Da-Da-Da-Da correctional facility and they played it while people walked around with the art and I'm like, all right, I mean eventually. That's why I'm like, all right, I mean, eventually. That's why I'm looking at the sky, just yelling for the asteroid to hit.

That's because it's just. It's happening. Whew. Okay, so this was kind of juicy, comedian-wise. I saw it coming, and finally I got all the scoop. I went to both of their pages, we're talking about DL, Hugley versus Monique. So Monique went off. And now I don't know if it's when she got on stage that she went off,

this is what I don't get. Or she went off after the show. They were supposed to do a show together at this theater, and she showed the contract, which her people did, her company put it together, in which it said she is the headliner, she goes last, there's two other people, then there's DL, she's doing 45 DL, she's doing 40, the other people are doing like 15 and 10, okay? He then shows his UTA from his talent agency,

just the deal memos that you get when someone gives you a deal that's like, you will be the only headliner, you're 100% the headliner, you know, this is the fees and you know, they blocked out that stuff. So I don't, what I need to know is who went, who actually headlined because it was all about who was supposed to headlight. She's, they're going back at each other. He's like, you've always been a problem. First, you said it was Oprah, you said it was the other guy that was probably you're the common denominator you and your daddy meeting her husband

you know that has like ruined your career you guys wrote the contract i was the headliner you were not the headliner she's like when i did queens of comedy i was the headliner you when you did kings of comedy you were the opener why would you be the closer i would be the closer well years ago it doesn't matter there's people that were headliners that are not had liners anymore like i

mean people's careers change if you ask me i would have i would have thought dl would have closed but because i think he's a more like relevant person with this radio show everything right now but she kind of had a good point she's's like, you know, why is it the guy that has to head like, I just don't know like, how is this so miscommunicated, like who the headliner is? Well, it's a lot of ego, sure. I'm going to go with Monique as the headliner.

That's what I want because she has been out of the spotlight for a while. So I want to see how bad this train wreck if it is a train wreck is going to be. Because I mean, you haven't really seen her perform. She's just going to get up there and talk. Well, yeah. She's going to get up there and talk about how she's blacklisted from Hollywood. Because if that's the case, it looks better for D.L. You know, it's like, okay, well.

Well, she has some other shows coming up And so this might be good PR for her, for people to go to shows and see what she's gonna say, what she's gonna talk some shit or not. But I'm just curious, did she like come out as not the headliner and was like, hey, motherfucker, I, you're supposed to see me 45 minutes from now. But like, I don't, that's what I don't get.

Like, did you spend your 40 minutes like ripping on DL and the mix up? And like, it doesn't look good and also like what they should have done is like Share the ticket Well, I think he was what if he does 45 the other one does 45 I get paid the same amount and you call it a night I think they were thinking I think the promoters were thinking they were sharing the ticket because the two people before them were not at all. And they're both old school too where it's like, I'm the headliners. Yeah, but then I think that they were like, I mean the times that I've done that, I've been like, I don't care, that's fine. Means I

can tell my cocktail sooner. You want to go last? I don't care. Sometimes people are tired by the time the headliner comes on. Who yeah but what I used to for Chae-Dee as before she stole my hair um we were very uh we knew our places and uh and they're bigger now and uh and they was funny and they they was funny they was funny they was funny so they this was all this oh I noticed that oh god you do well they they misspelled that norm McDonald's oh I swear they really did yeah I know they wrote they wrote no no norm McDonald is no he is norm McDonald's yes yes but in the black screen where is it in this black screen they go normed

McDonald kept his illness a secret for many years. So you guys, you should watch this because it is cool. In the summer of 2020, it goes on. He performed it alone in his living room being normed. He did it in one take. This is Norm MacDonald, nothing special. Wow. This was the video that they were showing on Netflix as a joke Instagram.

They did it in the way. Look, I know you've never, This was the video that they were showing on Netflix as a joke Instagram So I said look I know you have never I know you didn't hire me for a Netflix special since 2016 Which you just bought my special that was done but whatever But you might want to hire me just as and I'm not and I make a lot of mistakes on the internet I do a lot of misspellings But I am sensitive to the Mac Donald McDonald. Yeah. It happens to me a lot. Yeah.

And anyway, so yeah, I put a comment down and I just said, you spelled his name wrong in the last line. You wrote Mac Donald, not Mac Donald. I know the difference. Come on, Netflix. Oh, you should have spelled Netflix wrong. But you know what? Nobody I checked like hours later.

No one even liked it. No one even cared. You tried it. You tried it. No one noticed or fucking cared. The only person that's gonna care is a Mac Donald or a Mac Donald. Anybody with the last name Mac Donald or Mac Donald will be like, hey there, I hear you

and rest in peace, nor Mac Donald. But also that's the Netflix Instagram account. Yeah. Right, exactly. So the... Bling Empire, you're watching Bling Empire? Yes, I love it. Can I just go off real quick?

Yeah. I saw season one of Bling Empire. I was immediately obsessed with it. Yeah. I'm in the middle of the second season of Bling Empire. Okay. I love it even more. We're getting... same cast of characters, some new.

We have Dorothy Wang is now in. That was from Rich Kids and Beverly Hills. Rich kids and Beverly Hills. With my girl Morgan Stewart. But I'm here for Anna. I'm here for Christine. Oh, but she's not, you know what? She's not in the, in this poster though that uh... dorthy wing is not

anyway she finds can annoying and thirsty dorthy wing i could really feel what this relationship was like because she did or he's like oh my god every time i were walked in a room this guy's been trying to lunch for me for like twelve years and he was you know he's like to say let's uh... and she's like well that's because you were on a tv show twelve years ago and he was, you know, he's like, do I say, let's say it. And she's like, well, that's because you were on a TV show 12 years ago and he's been trying to be on a reality show for 12 years.

Well, now he's the bigger star and you're on his show. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but she said he tried to get her kicked out of a gym or something, he got real ugly. The reason I love this show is because it's so ridiculously opulent, which I just think is so amate. Like, housewives, you know, it's very like... Well, housewives are so hit and miss.

Some are really rich, some are not. All these people are really rich. They step for Kevin the model. He's not rich. Oh, Kevin the model, but he's so cute. Like, like, like, show us your dick already. Well, they do. They make him like, being his bed and his underwear.

They're like, you're so, your storyline's boring. You don't have anybody. Wait, it's like a mattress on the floor and it's coming in like, you know, fluids. But when you actually, like, that's like the first episode. They're like, let's see your bed.

But when you shut down rodeo drive to have like a Chinese new year party. Yeah. Everyone else go home. Go home. I i'm obsessed with i can't remember her name this one right here christine christ is it christine christine is the one i met i had dinner with her no no christine is the christine is the the one is married to the the prince christine is in the white

oh well then who's oh this one's kelly he has his kelly is in the white christie i couldn't tell cuz the hair and then christine is the one who's married to the car and the dj there's an uh... the dj's really cute she's really she stood up uh... they told her to still

i feel like this is a very fake reality show extremely fake i like that's okay well i i'll try to get someone on the shelf. I think it's so great. Coyotes are sneaking into Diagnosis and Woodland Hills. So your Coyote was took my Tory birch flip flop and ate it and did a disgusting Coyote shit in my backyard. And it had Coyote diaria. Yeah, it did. And you know, but they but they're brazing, they're breaking into homes because they know our DA won't prosecute it. It's so happy with that one. Someone gave that to me and I said,

I'm using that, that's funny. Oh, no. Yeah, you can just steal from Sephora in the Cerritos Mall and you can go into a Woodland Hills house through a doggy door. But don't shit on Heather's pool deck. Nancy Pelosi's house through a dollar door but don't shit in on that hethers pool deck uh... nancy polo sees has been got a d.w.i. after he got a car crash don't know is hurt though

but then they found out that he actually killed his brother back in nineteen fifty seven car crash anyway that's why you get a driver when you go to napa when you come see us to in seventeen uh... This looks really for Conjucy. Not to get political, but these are two juicy political stories. Kathleen Hunterbiden's ex. I read this long article. It's about her book. It's

coming out in a couple weeks if we break. And she talks about the moment she found out that he was having an affair with his dead brother's widow. Remember that? I feel like not enough. I feel like not enough people got into how juicy that was. And she found out because her daughters found out, her daughters somehow looked in his phone or something and saw text between their aunt Haley or and or Haley, I think it was Haley, and their dad.

And that's when she was like, okay, I guess we need to get divorced now because like otherwise she'd put up with all the addiction, all the stuff and then the prostitutes and all these other things that he did. She was always put up with it and then this was kind of the final thing. Finally, a presidential scandal. And then she got divorced and she's like, but her daughter's still getting married at the White House, even though she's not as close with Joe and Jill

Biden anymore. She's, I mean, at least you know, if my daughter remotely had a boyfriend and her grandpa was the president, I would be like, I don't care if it's a cosplay, I don't care. You need to get married before the end of grandpa's term, okay?

We don't know what's gonna happen. He's also old or whatever. I'm just saying we need to do it first term, not wait till the second. Even if you're not dating anyone, let's have a wedding at the, like come on a wedding at the White House. And the Rose Garden, I wanna sleep in the spooky Lincoln bedroom.

I don't know if people could tell, spend the night there. Oh, I'll ask. Okay. But anyway, I think I'll be reading this book. Um, I, I talked about Elon Musk. Oh, speaking of Elon Musk, I thought this was weird. Oh, and Wilson, his tires were stolen outside of his house in Santa Monica office Tesla. Yeah. I would think that in this day and age and a brand new car like a Tesla, that would be very hard to take tires off of.

Well, they have found out who the person was. Well, they did. It was those damn woodland hills coyotes. I'll see you in hell coyotes. He said they're going after flip flops by Toy Birch and Tesla tires. Now also the comments were kind of funny in there. Don't you have a ring camera?

Yeah, but still you so did Doreet. Doreet had caravans on the ring camera too. And they're everyone, and same with the people and filming the people stealing at the Cerritos Mall. Everyone has hoodies on. Everyone has a COVID mask. It's very hard to tell who people are. But, oh, and-

I love how this was news. Well, I just, the only reason I put in, because I just thought some of the comments were funny after. Okay, good. Funny in me, okay. But they're like, they're like, what does he need tires for?

He never goes visit his kids. How he has like three kids? That the only, he has like three kids with three different babies, Mom, and he only visits one. Damn. That was a pretty good page six commenter, whoever that was. That's a pretty good page six commenter. Whoever that was.

That's a pretty good dig. Pretty good dig. Oh God. Anyway. Oh, I saw this last night before bed and thank you. This girl, this is from New York Post. This girl says I have a protruding belly button and people say the same thing when they see it. Okay. What? I don't know. People say, oh, I think they believe, you know, it looks like... Like a what?

It looks like a short fat penis. And SFP? Short fat penis. SFP? Short fat penis energy. Then of course I started reading those comments on a lot of people or like diagnosing exactly what it was and they're like you need to take that, get that removed and take care of it. But by having it, she's gained three million

full on talk. I'm too talk. Give her, give her, like, give her show. I really do know, when you do the Lizzo dance with that thing twirling around. See, I don't see a short, I don't see a short fat penis. I see Gonzo's nose. Oh yeah.

I'm up it. But also, I feel kind of bad for because like, think about it. Imagine going to the pool. Imagine having a pool day and she comes out and say she's got like a calf tan on or like a sarong or something. And she's a beautiful girl, right? And then she slowly takes it off and then she like pulls down. So it's like, how, but how has she like pulls down this shorts, it's like firm.

How, but how has she like gotten through? I understand if you're in like a third world country. And I understand I'm gonna say America could be a third world country too. Maybe she'd have insurance or whatever. But I just can't believe that in this day and age, even if her mom didn't get it done, that like a friend's mother wouldn't be like, listen.

Yeah. I'm gonna take you to the doctor. You know, there's a way that we can do this like cosmetics Yeah, it's like cool, but then at what point did like Did some guy see it and kind of like it and then she realized it's kind of special And now now I'm going there. How have you just started going there? The minute I saw I thought it was like Another plan with it. Yeah, that people playing with it with their feet and like sucking on it.

Whoa! Yeah! I'm gonna put that nub in my mouth, gross. At this point though, if you have three million TikTok followers and you can make some money out of TikTok or only fans with that thing, I think don't get rid of it now. Yeah, only buttons.

That's it, I think that's. On that note. Justin, thank you for staying here. Thank for staying along. We had to show in the middle to do the breaking news. You're just a delight. Thanks. I'm so excited for our fun weekend. Let us know what connections you have to wineries and restaurants. DM me or email me at the real Heather McDonald at gmail.com how do you spell it? the real Heather Mick Donald not Mac Mick Donald gmail.com and of course go to Heather McDonald.net right now to get your tickets.

listen to Justin's amazing podcast just saying which I have to have you on you got to come on ever why I'm kidding You know like haunted bass moves I will do it of course. I'm happy to do it. It's just saying just saying with just a martinale Yes, just saying is a great name and that's it. Yeah, love you love you too Thank you.