Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Jonah Hill’s Ex, Taylor Swift’s Dad, Britney, Kyle with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

Justin Martindale and I discuss Jonah Hill’s ex-girlfriend sharing their text exchanges where Jonah tells her what she can’t post and who she can’t talk to. He calls it his boundaries as he releases a line of mental health merchandise. Britney got hit by an NBA security guard. Kyle continues to ask for privacy as Bravo gears up for what they hope will be Scandavol 2. We tell you all about Michael Rubin and how we plan to go to his white party next year. My prediction of vagina-revealing fashion has come true. Taylor Swift’s Dad made 15 million off Scooters buying her catalog. Crazy people on planes continue. We have a plan for Madonna and Miranda Sings. Enjoy! Vote For Juicy Scoop: realitytelevisionawards.com/vote Get extra juice on Patreon: patreon.com/juicyscoop Subscribe on Youtube: youtube.com/@JuicyScoop Follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/heathermcdonald Follow me on TikTok: tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Justin @justinmartindale Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And a McDonald Juicy scoop hello and welcome to juicy scoop lucky you juicy scuppers because Justin Martin Dale is here And we've got so much to talk about very excited. Yes. Yes. Yes. I wanted to give you some Malibu Ken today. You are you didn't win the beach you have nice tan Thanks. This is real. Yeah the beach, you have nice tan, highlights, or taken. This is real, yeah. They just said that according to the Barbie premiere, which you and I were not invited to,

people are saying the movie is good. It's gotta be good. I mean, I think that's a fun one to go see. It's definitely like a fun nostalgic, like bubble gum. Yeah. We need that. We need some fun. And they said the other one that's coming out the day is the open

hammer. That's about the two tiny twins selling selling some selling Barbies who do real estate, right? Yes. That's exactly what the plot is about. OK. Not about the nuclear bomb, but yes, yes, yes, which is like selling sunset this season.

Yeah. Also, the movie I'm hearing about is the sound of freedom. So this is like a lot of controversy. It's a movie? It's about a movie. It's a movie. And it supposedly took a really long time to get made and get out.

It is about child trafficking, trafficking. And there's people that are saying, oh, you know, AMC wouldn't allow it to be seen. And it's a conspiracy to like keep the truth out. And so I saw this TikTok last night and he was these moms coming out of a theater of South Carolina in South Carolina. And they're like, sounds about right. We bought our tickets early, it's earlier in the day. And then we got an email from AMC saying, you're going to get your tickets, get your money back and she's like what? Why? Why? And they said, oh, the air conditioning is out in that theater and she goes, we don't care. We want to go see it. So they went and saw it in the non-air conditioning room. So she's like, what is this? So then I went and I looked up,

sound of freedom because I'm like, is this not being available in my town? Like, what is it? Anyway, you can go see it at the Dupang social in West. I'm just saying, like sometimes I'm like, is there like a suppression of news or is there not, I don't know, but you can go see this movie if you wanna go see it. What is it? It's about, it's like the truth behind trafficking of children globally.

Oh, okay. As an AMC Stubbs member, I will use that as a, about, it's like the truth behind trafficking of children globally. Oh, okay. As an AMC Stub's member, I will use that as a, like, that'll be the last one. That's not for you. That's fine, but if you want to- The feel good movie of the summer. But if you want to know about it,

I don't know if they are keeping it from your town, but they're not keeping it from my town in the 818. Are you gonna watch it? I might, my friend just goes, I wanna see, I mean I wanna see anything that a lot of people are talking about and it's more like people are talking about it but we're not hearing about it like you would, you're not hearing about it.

You're not hearing about it like the Barbie movie. So I'm gonna go see that. Let's go sex track. This week I'm gonna go see that and then Friday I'm going to the Reagan Library with Brandon for the Holocaust thing. The the the Holocaust Memorial? Yes. Okay. There's this. So we're going to see two sad things and then next week Barbie. Go see Barbie and the openheimer twin. Perfect. Back to back. Yes. And then it'll be like fluffy.

But first everyone has to get their tickets to see us in Napa. Oh. This beautiful picture of you however, I'm sorry that we don't have one with your highlight. It's fine, I've been debating should I, if I want to go back to Burnett or not? I don't know. Not till Bar- Not till Barbie-ly supporters. Right, right, right. I was like, oh yeah, I remember that hair. We are going to Napa and this is at the Maritage Resort in Napa.

I just want to make sure it's there. My hair cuts off the venue. And Maritage, well, we just did it real quickly. Anyway, Justin will be performing as well as I will. It is stand up. It's all hot new, funny topics as always. Come see it. Stay at the Maritage Resort July 22.

Everything's at Heather McDonnell. And then also you're going to be with me at the Maritage Resort July 22. Everything's at Heather McDonnell. Mm-hmm. And then also you're gonna be with me at the Irvine Improv, August 4th and 5th, stand up two nights, go to Heather McDonnell. Yes, okay. All right, I'm wearing this shirt that says at Heather McDonnell.

Okay. So, one gave it to me back in my Chelsea lately days and I kept it, but today I think it's appropriate because I guess 100 million people have joined threads Oh, yeah me too threads. It's gonna be another thing that's gonna I have to do and it's basically the Twitter of Instagram. Yeah, and so Elon Musk and and um Mark Zuckerberg Mark Zuckerberg having going at it supposedly they're going to have a physical fight.

I don't know, but he- That's off now. Elon Musk is entertaining whether you like him or not. He just tweeted, Zuck is a cuck, and then he goes, I propose a literal dick measuring contest with a little ruler emoji.

Here's what I think. We need to put these two guys in a capsule and slingshot them into the sun. Don't even put them in the ocean. Put them in the summer. Don't put them in the summer. Just shoot them straight to the sun. Like what these, I mean come on. What is this fifth grade bullshit? I don't know, but I mean, we need to measure our dicks. Oh my God. It's just, it's fun.

It's just fun. Is it? I don't know. I'm glad you're entertained. I was like, okay, so now I have to tweet and do threads, but whatever. Have you been on it? Yeah, I did a couple this weekend.

It's just like, I don't know what's another thing I'm gonna have to go to. Yeah, like I did the threads and I was like, is this cool? Like, I don't know, you can't hashtag on it, which I'm like, okay, maybe that's over. I mean, I love Instagram and TikTok. That's my two favorites. I'm on Facebook. Yes.

I'm on GCCSqueep obsessed by Facebook group. I do tweet. I do look at Twitter occasionally. I guess I'll start this with threads. I'm not on Snapchat. What else is there? I don't know. Please don't start another.

But I do feel like threads is like fun. It's like the fun. It's like light like I got on Twitter and I'm like, just throw my phone across the room. So there you go. I want to talk about this juicy thing and happened. Started yesterday or the day before. Um, Jonah Hill, as you know, Jonah Hill, the actor, um, his girlfriend, his former girlfriend went off and started sharing text between the two of them that happened prior to their breakup. My understanding is he's now expecting a baby

with his girlfriend, who is not this woman by the last name of Brady. So she posted a series of screenshots and text messages, and I read them all, and I'm so, down there's a mix, okay, basically what they are is he's, it's telling her that modeling is, he's like really go model, you're going to go do that with your life. Okay. She is a professional surfer. He has a problem with her surfing with any males. He doesn't like her posting any ever

surfing stuff. If her ass is at all showing. So maybe if she's in a full wetsuit going front, then that might be okay, but he needs to approve it. So he's like, and he's like, and these are my boundaries. And if you don't like it, oh, also she can't hang out with any female friends that he doesn't approve of, that he believes are from her past that could be problematic or like, maybe these girls like to drink or have a fun, he would have to prove it and would have to only be for like coffee. Sounds like the sound of freedom to me. Now if this was what sound of freedom was about maybe more jesus here for us to go. Yeah wait wait for the documentary escaping Jonah Hill. So I'm seeing this. I'm reading it. I'm disgusted because I mean, not only is this girl a surfer, but since he lost weight,

got all tattooed, got blonde hair, he is into surfing too. This is an activity they do together. And I am just grossed out by it. Now other people, I'm reading all the comments. And a lot of people were like, that's healthy. He's saying, this is my boundaries. If you don't like it, that is fine, but we can't be in a relationship together. Bye.

And then it shows her now that she's out of it and reflecting on it and choosing to share it, which is her right to do. She's like, you see her saying this to please her partner, which we've seen when people are in these relationships Where there's so much control which she's like okay got it. Okay. I don't talk to any others male surfers Unless you're there with me No, I've already removed two videos and three bathing suit shots So does it have to be a one piece or so or like it just can't show my butt I'm just I'm trying to get my you know this is my butt? I'm just trying to get my, you know,

this is my business, I'm a professional surfer, but I get it, okay, I won't do it. Like I'm summarizing it, you guys, I'm not reading every single thing, but one of the things was that in the message, Jonas sent Sarah. He was instructing Sarah on who she can be friends with, what she can do professionally,

how she can show up online, the very controlling, and then this American counselor named Jeff Goonthur, he went and did his own video on it, and he says, it's important we go over this misuse of therapy language, and how it can be super problematic as mass controlling behavior under a commonly accepted, positive concept, as far as in this case boundaries. So he's using his therapy as you if you're not aware, he did a Netflix documentary, Jonah Hill, with his therapist who was a therapist to the stars.

Drew Barrymore, many others where he's very guru like he's like, if you want me to fix you, you have to follow everything I say. And he does his documentary and it's about mental health. And it's called the meaning, oh, and then also Hill has just launched a meaningful existence life, it's called meaningful existence lifestyle brand aimed at promoting mental health, which some see as ironic being that the accusations. Yeah. So yeah, it sounds a little contradicting to me. So she can't demolish campus pictures of herself and baby. So she can't post sexual pictures. No friendships

with women and unstable places in there. It he has to team if they're in an unstable place. Like he has to go. I don't know. And she can't she can't say this is like some next to him shit the it's horrible i don't like it and so i wrote under this uh... instagram account that i love that was doing it called uh... the gossip girl and i might be saying it wrong but anyway she's she knows who i'm talking you know what i mean she's good instagram follow her and i said i'm so glad i know the real jona hell and i don't care how skinny it's how many tatsy gets how successful it gets is insecure and chose to take his in chicorities out on this particular

girlfriend and i hope he goes s and uh... surfs your shark so you can go fuck off will see i see i i so grossed out it yeah i'm too i like him in movies i will you know love them in the wolf of all street i think he's really funny i think he's a good writer. But. Let's be real. But let's get the truth.

Like this truth is, yeah, yeah. Yuck. Yuck. Also, I'm team this woman. Yes. Like professional surfer model, like doing her own thing. And let's be real. Jonah Hilt will never be the sexiest man alive.

Or like no one's ever like, I really gotta, I gotta shack it up with Jonah. You know what I mean? And this one kills me. So this girl who clearly is probably dated, hot surfer guys. Yeah. Falls in love with Jonah Hill, I'm, I'm hate it to say it.

I'm sure his celebrity and his connections. Right. And what makes him successful, his funny smartness, okay? Yeah. So that made her fall in love with him. And then she gets sucked under this thing connections right and what makes him successful his funny smartness okay yeah that made her fall in love with him and then she gets sucked under this thing of like oh shit I pissed him off oh god I posted this oh no he's gonna break up with me but I'm gonna tell them and it's like yeah she got out of it and she decided to share it and whether she's a little bitter or not you know this is why you pick

up the phone well and it's that it's the girl warning the next girl Like hey, this is what you're gonna get into. What is that called? It's not gaslight. Is it no? It's not gaslighting. It's a little bit gaslight. It's kind of gaslighty. It's my boundaries. I smell a fume And then some people were saying like well, that's being healthy by saying these are my boundaries And then this guy was saying no, you're manipulating the language to be controlling well if you're gonna say these are my boundaries. And then this guy was saying, no, you're manipulating the language to be controlling. Well, if you're gonna say these are my boundaries, at least spell the word right. Didn't he like spell it wrong?

He's talking with a Y, like, getting out of here. He did, I didn't reach that. Boundary, he's a... I'm just... Yeah, the one with the last movie he was in. Don't look up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, he was in the world of Eddie Murphy, the Meet the Parents, but, he was in the world. Eddie Murphy, the, um, meet the parents, right.

But they were like African-American. Right. So he falls in love with this pretty black girl. And they go see the, yeah. And they actually have no chemistry or anything. But because he's like, you people, because he's like, I mean, the new Jonah Hill with his blonde hair and his tattooed body. And like, so he's super into hip hop and like buying expensive tennis shoes.

And so they connect on that. And yeah, it wasn't great. No, I don't want to. pop and like buying expensive tennis shoes and so they connect on that and Yeah, it wasn't great. No, I don't want to but I'm glad everyone knows I do Everyone knows like and listen that's that is the world we live in in 2023 If you're gonna have a fight with your spouse or your girlfriend or whatever get ready do it in person or do it on the telephone Really if you text something if you DM something You know anyone can screen grab that and save for a a rainy day. It's a lesson, you know? I do think it's so weird too that he would like text all that to her. I think people are just so...

Like was she surfing and her phone was in the locker and he was like, by the way... Just going back and forth. I just think a lot of people do, I mean a lot of people use texting. They don't call. I just saw an article about how the Gen Z generation says making a phone call is like the most awkward thing for them to do. And you know, I was, I get that, but I just feel like having those discussions in person or just, what, you know what I mean? Like I feel, and also I feel like I've had that instance

with a couple people where it's like, I have so much stuff to say, but I can never say it, only in text. You know what I mean? So that's just, I know I think that's why it works in a relationship. Intel, your ex, puts it out on her social media and everyone picks it up and Juicy Scoop talks about it.

Until it bubbles and brews and juicy scoop talks about it. And to let bubbles and brews and it becomes toxic. And yeah, you have to just kind of, and especially being any level of celebrity or maybe you're not a celebrity but in a couple years you might be. Like you just have to be really careful about it. So I don't know, write it, write it down by a printer. You know what I just saw this thing, Greg, I want to tell you.

I saw this cool thing that you can get this little tiny printer now. Like, it prints out almost like receipts. And then it has a sticker on the back and you can put the notes like in your notebook. So like, you could print out like anatomy of someone's, of like a hat or whatever studying science and put that in your notebook.

Oh, so it's a cheat sheet. It's a cheat sheet. It's a Gen Z cheat sheet. It's a Gen Z cheat sheet.. To talk made me do it. Yeah you could like put it on your sleeve, you could roll up your sleeve. Run your shoe. Anyway, yeah I'm no longer a fan. Oh yeah. I never really was though. I mean listen, I do I just think he's just yeah he's just that insecure. He's that insecure kid and I guess in the Netflix he I just think he's just, yeah, he's just that insecure, he's that insecure kid.

And I guess in the Netflix, he talks about how he's insecure because of his weight and everything. And sometimes even though he's super successful and has a beautiful girlfriend and everything, they're still insecure. And then she's got to realize that she had nothing to do with it. But at the same time, you're like, okay, all right, God, I want to keep this going. So if I have to give up surfing with guys, I can do that. If I have to give up posting this photo, I can do that.

Like, oh my God, that bothers you. It doesn't mean so much to me that I can't give it up. And then you realize many, many months later that you gave up so much. It's like take an inch, give a mile, you know, give them a minute and a check a mile. It's like that. And then all of a sudden, you're not seeing your friends, you're not going to your mother's house on Thanksgiving. Exactly. You're not doing this, you're not doing this.

Your friends cut off, I mean, I've seen that happen. Yeah. When your friends just, you're not allowed to talk to those people anymore. And it's like, also, if she was in the water and some like, Poseidon Adonis started paddling over to her and like, the sun's behind him and he's like, hey, Sarah Brady, what's up, how you doing? What does she be like?

No, I am dating Jonah Hale. Or she'd be like, all right, crazy. She'd probably be panicking that he, if she doesn't know where he is that day, like he was not on set, she's probably like, oh shit, is he seeing me, like did he just get here? Could he possibly see this guy talking to me?

Did he pay this as a decoited? Exactly. And then you start to be like, oh my God, and then you're having anxiety and you're paranoid and you lose yourself. And now she's realizing she lost herself. Yeah. Meanwhile, this is Kiki Palmer.

Love her. And she was at the Usher concert, he's saying to her, and she was wearing that look that everyone's wearing, which is basically just a bikini, and then you wear like a sheer long thing over it. Oh yeah, do Alipa did that for the Bar Me from here. Yeah, and so then he tweeted or did something online posted. And this is like her boyfriend,

like you gotta hang out, gotta show your booty cheeks, and then everyone attacked him and he removed his Instagram and something because everyone's like shut up And other people are like if you're wrong with it too again Why don't you just tell her in person talk when she comes home Just be like you look taught girl, but like I don't know that kind of bothered me that your booty is out You could say that but you also have to say hey, you should be able to dress the way you want to dress. And then, this is a little lesson to guys.

If you have a girl, you don't like the way she's dressed and it's too sexy for you, probably just break up with her. And let her wonder for the next 10 years why. I don't know what to say. Let her have confidence. But if you tell her that, and then she goes back and says, I had a Jonah Hill, then everyone goes after him. So I understand, but I also understand that guy might not like that you're dressing super sexy. We, it's an issue of concert. But also we are like, I hate those gross cargo

pants of yours. Can we go shopping to Nordstrom? Thank you. So we, we redress our men all the time, but if it comes to like showing too much skin, then it's seen as like controlling. So I, I see both. Obviously, they're not a good match for each other. Joe to hell in this girl. I think every woman should put her man in Daisy Dukes and like shut the door, make him walk down the street and then, you know, get it out and like see like, well make him walk down the street, and then get it out and see like,

well, how did you feel about that? Because I feel great when I put on mine. I'm gonna jump to a topic that I wanted to show you because we've talked about the skimpiness. And this is from Miami Bikini Fashion Week. They're calling it the vagina G-string bikini at the Miami swim week and The amount of people that sent this to me being like Heather This is everything you predicted where I'm like soon your vagina will just be showing. Yeah, and who is a girl

Pug pal the actress that was in the I love you darling or secret darling. Oh, Florence Pugh I love you darling or secret darling. Oh Florence Pugh. Yeah, I was close Florence Pugh Well, she just wore a see-through thing. Yeah, and I don't know if she wore underwear or not The people were saying it was full of ads because I said on this show my prediction is that soon Just like people at one time showed off their calves and that was quite you know Oh, she's showing off for the lower part of her leg I think people will just be starting to show off like they're full vatch. Like, I have an outie. I have a closed one.

I have cute vagina. I'm just going to show vagina cleavage today. Oh, there's like version, see? Yeah, I'm just going to show just vagina cleavage, which is just the side, like the groin. That seems to be happening a lot is the vagina cleavage, but the next step will have to be full naked vatch, fashions.

And this bathing suit is, I mean, I still can't get over the under-tit because as someone that grew up being told that you want to braw to support the bottom of your titt, the fact that everyone takes their bikini tops, which is a triangle, and they take that rope part that supports the under-parter t tit and they put it just under their nip so that the bottom tit is hanging out That's a very hard thing concept for me to get but I accept that's fashion. Yeah, and it's all about the bottom tit But also let's Let's remember that this is Miami

Like Miami fashion week or whatever. This is Miami though. Oh my God, look, they had to like cover the, the badge is showing. Is it? It was just a star on the top part. Is that a badge? Yeah. And then the string goes through the badge. Well, that sounds uncomfortable.

And oh, another person said, it's not the badge, it's the, some other, I don't know, it's the lips, you guys. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's not a gynecologist, okay? I'm a pop is a camera pop a podcaster who does comedy i don't know every part of every part of but i

know what what i call my vagina which is my entire my whole thing but if you're wearing this you're you're asking for attention and that's what you're gonna get uh... well this is going to be the hot new suit i i mean skims is basically it the the bathing suit at skims. This is the bottom. That's how much you have room to cover your twat. So

that's what's happening. Yeah, buddy. Go good luck. And who Sincharges skims? It's either it's either this or the tuck friendly. There's no in between. There's, I mean, I know it's funny because my friends keep trying to get me to go to this like nude or clothing optional beach. And I'm like, I've always been like, no, I don't wanna do that, but now I'm like,

why not, one day? It's probably more. One day we're not gonna wear suits. I know, it's probably more comfortable than this, this vagina jeez tree. Yeah, I don't have to get sand in my suit. Just be free. Just be free, know, suit. Just be free. Just be free, like God intended.

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Catch in Vegas. And she got so excited because she recognized the nineteen year old nba player victor when banyan now i call him wet banana he plays for the san Antonio spurs and he's howtel dorek seven five he seven five so he is an easy to spot person okay so according to this uh... she got excited britain who he was and he had security around him a lot of girls are trying to talk to him and he

was the security was protecting from that and she was she approached him using a british accent and then was subsequently back at it by smith his security and spirit reacted with an explanation this is fucking America in a British accent which is kind of ironic. And although the police, they examined the security footage and the security footage I saw was she wired up behind him and she reached up and tapped his shoulder.

And he and the guy would like that and almost like it looked like almost her own hand kind of hit her because it was like swatting a fly. And so although police after examining security forage deemed Smith a security guy was defending when banana and had no intention to harm spheres, the case and his treaty, so that's, but her husband Sam criticized the security guys aggressive response on Instagram and did demanded systematic system

wait systemic changes and handling women in sports and entertainment okay oh like he has any room to talk how to handle women i exactly and i'm like well you are with her you're the one who's working out day why didn't you know you jump in yeah you're the one to let her out of the house like so they did do a they They did do a police report, but then They decided that you know he was in the right of what he does as a director of security for the spurs

And so the it's not gonna get someone from San Antonio. Oh, I'm so that's why I had you on the show to yes Thank you. I feel like if anybody especially someone with loose hair extensions running towards me, speaking of British accent, just like, I want to, I'm like, there's, I'm going to be swatting. I'm going to swat. Get, get, get. Get back to the kitchen and spin around, go.

So then, um, but he said, he says that Brittany didn't just tap them on the shoulder, um, before the security put his hand on her Wednesday. He said that she full on grabbed him from behind. Like what is but. But from the video I saw it looked like she ran up and grabbed him from behind and wanted a photo. And a witness says Brittany was using the British accent, which is amazing. And then, I think this just, it just looks bad because it's her. Yeah.

If this was anybody else that would have been like, oh, okay, like, hey, no, you don't touch. You know? I wish, I'm just happy she went, if she was out and about. Because if this was a guy, I'm happy she was out and about too. But if this was a guy, say if this was like Lady Gaga

or something like that, like a guy who gay or straight whatever is like, oh my God, Lady Gaga. And like tries to pull her shoulder back. Someone's gonna be like, hey, like you just don't do that. I agree. I just think this is Brittany and it's like, that dammit, can she not get a break? So then did you hear the polyolly Shore element of the story?

What's the Polly Shore element? Um, so then he was at catch with some people. Polly was? Yes, and he had just gotten up from his table and his keys and his sunglasses or whatever were there and his phone. And then when he came back, they had seated Brittany and her group there.

And, but they, so he's like, am I booted, you know, and then, but they found him another table, but it sounds like they did give her like the butter table and they didn't care that they had already sat in there. Should I text him? Should I ask, I have a snumber? I know, you're going to ask him, that's what I'm going to ask you. I'll be like, did you get booted for Brittany? But they like had a chuckle and it was fun.

And I would have thought it would have sucked if they didn't, if they're like, did you get booted for Brittany? But they like had a chuckle and it was fine. And I would have thought it would have sucked if they didn't, if they're like, sorry, we don't have a table for you after they seeded them, but they found them another table. It's good to be fine. I know. So anyway, I don't know what's going on in the latest for her.

They can't sue that, like, no, they're not gonna fire this guy. I think it's just, he was being sure, I mean, he probably didn't realize he was behind him, but at the same time, he looks like he's on, is he on the phone? She. No.

No, she's wrong. And then she wrote on her post, she was like, I have people approaching me all the time. I wouldn't use my security. It's never touched someone like that. And so she really was upset about it. And I'm like, yeah, but I mean, mean also there's just something so sad that like the biggest performer in Vegas at one time.

Yeah. Can't was just seen as just a crazy 40 year old fan woman that had a seven four like he's probably like how many blonde 40 year old exactly from WAM banana and his 75 figure. It's wet banana. Okay. So that's this guy's just had it, you know. I think that's, I think you're absolutely right. I'm like, where is catch? What hotel is that in? I, I'm gonna say it was like, are you,

can you just look up where catch? It probably is, are you? I want to say something like that. But yeah, how many like drunk women with their, you know, big tube slushy drinks or just like, ah, they're not bad. And he's like, oh, get out of here. We're just trying, we have a dinner reservation.

And they're what? What happened to us in Vegas? We're like, bait it. Yeah. Yeah, they're white cowards boots. Yeah. Yeah. And they're like chunky extensions, just, you know.

And speaking of British accent. Out. But I mean, it's not even, we've heard Brittany and, and, and, and, and British. I'll tell you right now what happened Okay, I was walking with my husband and I was so excited I don't know if you guys realize but I love basketball and I saw my favorite player And I merely ran up and tapped him to get a photo and this man just obnoxiously hits me in the face and my poor husband

He doesn't know what to do so he went on the ground and did 12 push-ups as I went. And then I got a very nice seat. And then I saw Paulie sure from in CinoBet. And I guess I had taken his spot, but he was very fine and it was good. And we still had a wonderful time. And now my parents, now my sons are moving to Hawaii, but I don't know if I'm ever going to see them again,

but I still have to pay child custody support payments. That's it? That's what she's up for. And her gem is on fire again. Remember when she lit her gym on fire with her bath and body works candle? She's still spinning around in the 4A of the cheesecake factory, a K her home.

I'm still upset that like her husband didn't even do anything. I'm sorry if you see your wife get backhanded, you know, on purpose or on accident, whatever, I think you're gonna be like, hey, what's up? Well, I'm gonna go on the other side. Okay. Um, if he would have started like a physical tussle, that would get him and a lot of trouble.

What a tussle of conversation. Yeah, but. Just like, hey, he may have an experience. This is Britney Spears. And then did the, like at least stand up. Be a little chivalrous for God's sakes.

Well, if Britney Spears runs up to me at Target and taps me on the shoulder. Is it Britney Spears? Can you please not hit her and just be nice because she might be a huge fan. By the way, it was at the Aria. It was the Aria. It was a Aria.

I'm so smart. Probably read that and remembered it in the back of my brain. OK. I want to fill you in on the latest of Kyle Richards and Mauricio. Just to fill you in, there was an announcement on July 3rd that they were separated, headed towards divorce, but nothing had been filed. Then they did a mutual post saying we have been living separately, we've had a

tough year, we have no plans to get divorced. Meanwhile, there's this girl Morgan Wade, that no one in my world had ever heard of. She is a country singer. She's tattooed from the neck down. She's 28 and appears to be a lesbian being that she had a girlfriend. She's country G flip. Country G flip. Yeah. Exactly. And they've been hanging out Kyle and she, Kyle's 54, she's 28. Oh wow. People have a problem with they're like if this was a mandated 28 year old we would have a problem with it or would we? Anyway Kyle has a 32 year old daughter 34 year old daughter actually she had a daughter really young and her next daughter is 27 and this girl's 28. They have she and Morgan have matching tattoos which is a heart. She also has Kyle's hand-rided K on her hand. Maybe it's not for Kyle,

but it is her signature K of when you've got an autograph from Kyle Richards and matches. They have matching rings. Okay. And, but so this all breaks. We're all talking about it. The fans, the Bravo people are starting to speculate myself included. Was this a combined effort between Kyle and Bravo to pull a Vander Pump delight? Were all because the rumors were that this was a very boring season, Lisa Rinna was not part of it and Kathy Hilton did not purchase paint. All I heard is nothing really happens this season. And now we're hearing, oh, you're gonna see the cracks in their marriage this season.

Now we have this going on. So now people will make sure they watch the way they did with Vanderpump to catch all the little clues of like, oh my God, oh my God, and maybe they'll even go back and... Like, back 2008 or whatever. Right, they'll go walk back, but they'll also really watch these new episodes and see what is up. So, what, so this weekend, after she wrote, please respect our privacy, you know, and Teddy

Mellon Camp said on her show, she is like my family. So even though I have a show about housewise, I will not be talking about Kyle's break in the mirror. Please just respect our privacy. Like, this is a family. So in order to do that, she went out and pumped her own gas. Wow. TMZ happened to be there. Good for her. So that just happened to happen. And then she and Teddy went out to what appears to be crags, which is when you just want a simple dinner and you live in Encino, you want to go in your car

and drive to West Hollywood 45 minutes and go to the place where there's always paparazzi. And then when you're backing out, when you want to avoid paparazzi talking to you, you make sure you have your window down. You're all in down, and be like, just leave me alone. You want to make sure it's down, because you can't back up, even though your car has a backup camera with the windows rolled

up because you want to avoid talking about your marriage. People. Yeah. And then the thing you really want to make sure that you don't do is walk around with a girl that you're a rumor to be having a fairer, let's be fairer. And so that's what they did. Yeah. With matching tattoos and rings.

And she's end-kills covering her face with her wedding ring yeah with her wedding ring to let you guys I married but I'm with this lesbian lover or not or just my best friend because she shows Teddy and I have matching tattoos and she's pulling like a Courtney now she's wearing rip jeans and she's like starting to wear this outfit starting at the tattoos she's having a midlife crisis with with a late life lives being a fair or not or not but it got us all talking it's working he's got buying Beverly Hills on Netflix coming up about his

his relationship to real estate with his daughters that's that got picked up it got picked up and uh... and so there we go. Uh-huh. There, there we go. So, uh, the, oh, hit and then her girlfriend, her former girlfriend, Morgan's former girlfriend. She's a very pretty girl. She's enjoying the spotlight. She was on some sexy island show. I don't know. She's been on reality shows before and she is saying like, I, show. I don't know. She's been on reality shows before. And she is saying like, I, I was so upset when this former girlfriend of mine said that I shouldn't worry about this friendship she has with a housewife who still loves her husband. She never says Kyle. And now she

saying, I wish everybody well. I wish everybody well. I don't know what their relationship entails. We're not together anymore, but I wish Morgan well. Meanwhile, now everybody knows about Morgan Wade's music. So I hope that if Kyle is not going down on her, she at least has invested in her music somehow. Maybe they got some trademarks together. lickanysplit.com. I don't know, but they're gonna have merch come out.

They're like, they were looked at everything that happened with Ariana and the girls, and they are going to try to make something of this. I mean, Bravo is pulling at straws, I think. I mean, they should just change your slogan to, watch what happens. Question mark, right? Like, we'll see. Watch what we plan to happen. They should just change your slogan to watch what happens question mark Right like we'll see watch what we plan to happen like right. Yeah, it's like

And now I was thinking you know like they even showed at like Tom Tom stand-of-all and the other one They're like other fighting filming Vanderpomp rules the new season Tom Schwartz was really given it to Tom. I'm like, who cares? Arianna's on Dancing with the Stars. Did we not say that like a couple months ago that she's gonna be on this season? I will say. It's like who cares? I will say as a woman who it watches Brawville. It's been married forever. In my 50s, I can speak for all of us yes please do that sadly nothing gets us more interested in one of these shows then a divorce

yeah and that is a hundred percent been proven it was with shanta bedore and david bedore it was with threes a judo ice there's been all these divorce it may be at least at least that that that show again took seven years for them to come back to the season was it kinda good kind of whatever. Second season, we watched the divorce happen with our own eyes hot Mike,

hot Mike, got us all wet in Miami. Okay, so that, that, and more a little bathing sense. I don't think it took like a team of detective psychologists to realize if we want to keep our shows going, it's proven that cheating and divorces and breakups are what gets the fans invested it's not them having fun on a trip and grabbing each other's boob and doing tequila shot it's not that we

like picking teams we like to see the most ideal families crumble i mean it's horrible it but it's horrible but that is what gets us watching so hopefully this is for publicity i really hope it is i really hope that she and maricio go off to the sunset and are together when they're ninety i really do but as someone who covers it and talks about it i'm like i'm intrigued is it's giving me something to analyze at the same time i feel a little fucking trick and i don't know and i want that's why i just want to put out everything that i'm recognizing that's happening

here as when it's as well as many other people that do what i do are saying the same thing exactly i think it's just so boring especially like with the whole like him and her kim zool shak and her so kim zool shak let's talk about that. Okay. So Kim Zolziac, we've been following this divorce since May. And you know, I, a lot of people were like, I think this is for publicity. I think it's for people.

I've had people write me. I had DAX on who said, no, I think this is all to get back on the show. And I said, I can't believe, the reason I don't believe that's true is just the amount of things that they filed with X part A and getting attorneys and all of this. Those are all ours that no divorce attorney is doing for free. So whether they so now they went to church on Sunday, all together and then they called off the divorce. And she either makes an appearance this next week

or this past Sunday on Atlanta. So, she's just there with some of the girls. Hey, all friends with her. She's like, and she takes a starkly remark about Kendrick. She's like, oh, that bit still alive. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Kenya, sorry, Kenya not Kendrick. Kenya.

So, you know, obviously this is going to get them back on. We want to see it. And whether it's exaggerated, I believe there was a truth to it and I believe maybe it was exaggerated. I don't know how like sat down calculated because I can't imagine telling your small kids 12, 10 and 9 year old twins. Guys, Daddy and I love each other very much. For the next two months, I need you to go to your sports

practices and everything until everybody around you that yes, we're getting divorced and we hate each other. Then in two months, we're going to go to church and then we're going to get asked back on a watchman housewives of Atlanta and it'll all be worth it. Can we, can the six of us and the three other daughters can the eight of us agree on this conspiracy secret like there's I don't believe it do I believe

That they have been together and they did have a loving relationship at one time and maybe they really did go listen We we can't afford to divorce our business is staying together Can we can we wash all this nastiness under the rug and can we try one more time? And on top of it, make lemonade out of it, get back on a show and try to stay together. Because they're realizing like, it's just gonna be an ugly eight plus,

Kate plus eight, awful, awful, nists. And if we can, you listen, marriage is really hard, and I saw this person on TikTok, that she's this girl goes, I was walking around and this guy's like, are you married? And I said, yes. And he said happily. And she goes, anyway, goes, are you happy?

And she goes, no, because she goes that day, I wasn't happy with my husband. And then she said, but marriage isn't about being happy. You're every second of every day. It's like, can you make it? So I'm rooting for them. I'm rooting for Kyle and Mauricio.

But it does make me wonder how much is being put out there by them, like, oh, let me let them. It's a storyline. But that TMZ know that I called 911. Let TMZ know that I post that I, let's not let them figure it out three days for now. Let them know right now that I filed, or I didn't file, or I'm going to crags,

or I'm going to, you know, get a matching tattoo now, or whatever, like they're letting us know because they know this is the price tag. Like, you know, real estate's dropping. I went to three open houses yesterday. You did? Yeah, I in my neighborhood. That's a great.

We had a lot of fun. Drake and I took our like group bikes rode around, saw open houses. And just where? In my neighborhood. Two or one was great. One was overpriced. And one was a funky driveway, but a great house.

Oh, cool. And so I was like, I hope you get it. You know, my neighborhood, I hope you get it. And then, and I was trying to sell it to this family. This cute family came in the one that I thought was a great backyard. Did you pretend you were a real estate agent? No, but I walked out and I said,

you guys are gonna die when you see the backyard. And then, and then when they, then we came back from the other house and saw them leave. I go, so your girl's ready to buy it. And he goes, oh, it's a little far from Sherman Oaks. And I'm like, shut up. I'm like, your kids can go to school here. Yeah. Then I peddled away. A little far from Sherman it peddled away on your bike. Like, get out of here. We don't want to hear anyways.

Anyway, so that's what happening with them. So we were some, okay. Now everybody is talking about this incredible fourth in july white party that you and i were not invited to the hamptons and everyone's like who is a sky so his name is his last name is rubin what's his first name michael michael rubin michael rubin he has this enormous party i didn't realize it was an annual party this is in the first time he's had the 4th of July white party.

Yeah. And it's at over 8,100 square feet, which actually isn't that big for the house, it's bigger than that. Ocean, front, estate, and bridge, Hampton valued at 50 million. It only features four bedrooms. How do you think that's so weird when it's four bedrooms and seven bathrooms? It freaks me out. Like selling sons that they're like two bedroom 45 baths.

I'm like why? I think there's probably four huge suites with a bathroom. And then there's a bathroom downstairs. There's probably a pool bathroom. And then there's maybe like another bathroom. Like a half bath somewhere. A half living room or something. It freaks, I don't know.

I'm like, there's too many bathrooms. So he plans to have this party, but this is what I thought was really interesting. that somewhere in freaks i don't know i might be too many bathrooms so he plans to have a party this what i thought was really uh... interesting the event known for exclusivity has seen people reportedly offer up to seven figures to secure an invitation and he would say that you can't buy your way into this party but people are saying

they believe you can absolutely uh... so there's a house that if you have to buy your way into this party but people are saying they believe you can absolutely uh... so there's a house that if you have to buy your way into a party uh... there's so many rich people that would i know and it's like the same rich people that like one invest in movies to get apart it's a good charity yes yeah but it's also like not just for charity like i've done everything

like you know what what a lot of rich people would do it things they'd be like, okay, who wants to have a walk on on a sitcom for $50,000 and people would do that? I get that. And it's Kim Kardashian. I mean, clearly, look, she's in the picture. It's like, she's that person.

Be like, I wanna be an American horror story. Okay, put me in, thanks. How much do I have to write a check for? It's just... You know, she's not paying to be on that, though. She's not what? She's not paying to be on American Horror Story. You own things, though?

No way. Why not? Do you think she paid to go to this party? No. No, I don't think she pays to do any of this stuff. I think she's such a huge asset to get people to... No, but intended. It was 350 guests, including a list celebrities, models,

influencers, business titans. Was this one like Beyonce was at? Like, for some of the people. Yeah. Leonardo, Ben Affleck, Justin and Hayley Bieber. Ben Affleck's daughter went to the Jennifer Garner look alike. So weird, right?

Actually wore a mask. What, what do you mean a mask? What mask? A COVID mask, you know, like a... Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. I thought she was the only one. Sometimes those Jenziers, they're about the masks.

Oh, anyway, Justin Hayley Bieber, DJ Khalid, Kikardashi and Tom Brady, and in this one, Kim said, she said, I had 11 shots of alcohol. No, she did. She did. And you know what I predict? What? She's now going to come up with an alcohol.

Because her whole thing much like J.Lo was, I don't drink. I don't drink. She used to drink when she hung out with Paris a little. Then for years she was like, I don't drink at all. And then there'd only be one, you know, one time in every three years that maybe she'd get a little buzzed taping the show or filming the show. So now she had 11 shots of alcohol. J. Low is getting a lot of heat from having an alcohol brand because not only is her husband a recovering alcoholic, but she, one of the reasons that she looks

so gorgeous in my opinion, is that she says I have about one glass of champagne a year to celebrate. I know I don't drink. I've never liked it. I've never been into it. Now she's like no I do drink some and buy my alcohol. So I think I predict Kim is going to have some type of alcohol brown. It's it can't be like an alcohol. She did 11 shots an alcohol. I mean, the only people that she did 11 shots are not. She didn't do 11, no one can do 11 shots of anything. With that tiny way, she'd be dead. Are you kidding me? Yeah, you'd be dead.

No, 11 shots, my ass. But all the way, I never do shots. I could do, yeah, if anything, I'll do like a tequila shot every now and then, but I'm like, it's gotta be chilled to perfection. It has to be chilled, and you still sip it. Yeah. I still sip it and I drink it like that. And if you drink warm liquor, like you have problems. So you have to chill it perfect.

But I don't think she's gonna come up with, like here's my alcohol. I don't think she's gonna do a seltzer. She's gonna make it something weird, like no one's ever done before. It's gonna be like skims milk or something like that. It'll feel like she'll come up with like her own line of something.

It's gonna be a low calorie gin mixed drink. Low calorie gin, nobody has to, you have to play off K. It's gotta be Kardashian something. Ginconics. Gin and Conics, or it could be a gin-infused cannabis brand, gin and chronic. Good one. It's going to be something weird that no one asked for.

It's not going to be like a rosé. No. A camp of tequila because the sister has tequila. It's already got accused for stealing court news, delching, gubana wedding situation. She could do it and we'll have Kendall and Kim drama now. Kim's just going to go after all of her sister her sisters shit didn't she go after Kylie's makeup to She can't have a tequila shot. She I mean a tequila brand. It's got to be something else. It's gonna be vodka or gin Okay, it's not gonna be in the wine world

Okay, we'll see we'll see um usher performed Let's see Lala Anthony, she just gets invited to everything. Glory Harvey. Let's see. Kendall, of course, was there, Jenner. Kenny Chesney. Not Kenny Chesney. What?

Also, James Corden. Well, he's up the Kardashians. He produces the Kardashians. For sure. Travis Scott, French Montana. Oh, French Montana. He's still hanging around. Do you think Courtney missed the vote?

No. She's the number they used to, not Courtney Chloe, they used to date. And oh, this quarterback named Joe Borough. Anyway. And Jay-Z and Beyonce. Yeah, Jay-Z and Beyonce. And supposedly Tom Brady and Kim were flirting all night. Well, because she had 85 shots apparently.

People think they're dating. She's supposedly looking for, and then other people shots apparently people think they're dating she supposedly looking for it that other people say no they're just friends but this is how this guy got all his money which is pretty honorable actually he he you started a business when he was like fourteen where he thought he took all of his barbets for money and he got these really cheap skis like overstock skis. And he actually, he had help from his parents, but he started his own ski repair shop thing. And he had, he bought a Porsche without his parents' knowledge, even before he turned 16.

And he owned this ski shop, he built 142 foot ski ramp in the summer for customers to test out their gear. He did all this stuff. Then he went to college, but dropped out after six months because, or after six weeks, because he wanted to pursue the ski, the ski shop that he had. He then developed this other company. He sold it for eBay in 2011 for 2.4. He got a $200 million investment from this Chinese e-commerce giant. Anyway, he's a legit businessman that's been working since he was 14.

So I mean, I believe that a lot of these people know who he is. First, I just thought he fell out of nowhere and everyone just was faking being his friend. But now I actually think he's like a pretty cool guy. He has a girlfriend and then the girlfriend had to wear a, some made her wear helmet as a joke at the party because last year she fell and hit her head. Wow. Which reminded me of it. Too soon. Too soon.

I know when I fell on him, I had a crystal made me a crystallized juicy scoop helmet and so obviously they're both sco and two scoopers and they so invite me next year. But also I thought how did they all get there? Well it's easy. When you all have private planes and you all go you know like because otherwise it's a huge pain in the ass for like I am going to the Hamptons for my show I have a show in the Hamptons on the 18th of August and I have three shows that we can before that, but I'm going to stay in the Hamptons because it is a lot of effort, especially when you're in a lag.

First you've got to fly it in New York, then you've got to drive like two to three hours. But when you have a private jet to go to this party, it's not a big deal. Yeah, not a big deal. So they all went and there you go. I don't know. something looks weird about him. Then they talked about these little beaties, but it's okay. I don't know if it's just, I don't know. Well, it sounds like a delight.

It looks like Ray finds like in character for something. I think he sounds like a wonderful guy. I'd like to be invited next year. Okay. I'll perform too, if necessary. And as if you're not watching. She'll bring her own helmet. Yeah. She'll bring her own helmet, too. And I'll bring Justin. Okay. I will perform too if necessary. And as if you're not bringing your own helmet. She'll bring your own helmet. And I'll bring justice. Yeah. Listen, then this tick-tucker did this thing and they went

through all the watches. I saw this tick-tuck about he went through all the famous people's and how expensive their watches were. Wow. For the one was, you know, worth 97,000. Another one was 450,000. Little baby had one for 350 Travis Scott had one for 850 K So get out your expensive watches. That's back in I Got an Apple watch so Take that yeah, the Apple watches I would want a four to 50,000 dollar watch well if you're going to the party you better get one I guess so Whoa, oh here's

some more party stuff oh look at all on drugs tiffie had it was there the party went for four to four a.m. do that's too much yes so that's not too much shut up five p.m. to four a.m. you want five p. 5 PM for the golden hour photos. Sure. And then you really got to get your groove on until 4 AM. Yeah. Could you stay up till 4 AM? If I was at this party, I could. And if there were drugs. I don't know that I would do drugs.

But if someone offered me like a quarter of their son's Adderall, maybe that would help. That would help. You got to get into ketamine, have. I would maybe do all the rage. Yeah No, I don't want to do that. I don't do cocaine either. Got it. Yeah, I've ever tried it never will I don't even if I'm on a white house tour. I don't plan on trying it. Some things weird with this guy. I don't like look It looks like he's wearing someone else's face it's just a shadow alright

okay we got you uh... taylor swift yes this is kind of time to think about her well this story taylor swift dad made a fifteen million in the music catalog sale to scooter brawn despite taylor's claim that she was blindsided by the deal mhm so uh... brawn, despite Taylor's claim that she was blindsided by the deal. So this new information suggests that her father, Scott Kingsley Swift, reportedly made 15

million from the deal. Scott Swift was one of the five shareholders of Big Machine Label Group, owning about 5% of the company when Scott, the scooter guy, no no sorry that's different when scott boresheta the founder put it up for sale in two thousand nineteen although tailors representative asserted that she didn't have knowledge of the deal it has come to like the father allegedly skipped a shareholder phone call regarding the deal to avoid withholding info from his daughter how about that uh...

a singers dad being shady. I know what is up with singer's dad being shady. It's always beyond says dad. Yes. Taylor's dad. Everyone's dad is always, who else is dad? Is always this shady? I felt like Jessica Simpson's dad.

What a weirdo. I told you about that party I went to. What? What? He had a fashion party in Malibu. Of course he did, like straight men do. I told you about that party I went to. What, what? He had a fashion party in Malibu. Of course he did, like straight men do. And there were so many gay men that this was before he came out. And he was like, is he out yet?

And he was doing the mal, all right. That's cocaine. And he was like, and I was like asking him, because at the time, it was maybe a year after this show that I really liked that did not make it. And it featured Jessica Simpson. And it was about actual buyers of department stores with fashion designers. So instead of like, what's the fashion runway one, the runway show, the way they do the fashion designing?

Fashion, what is it called? Runaway. What fashion week? No, no, no, the show that's been on forever were the fashion designers compete against each other. Project runway? Yeah, yeah. Okay, this was fashion designers, but then they go

and there'd be a sax buyer and then there'd be like a TJ Maxx buyer, like a less expensive and then a target or something and then they would go, I want that. And so I thought being that my first job was Assistant Byron Robinson's May, before I got fired. I thought that was really interesting. So I'm telling him, and Jessica was on it. And so he was telling me how he pitched that deal

at that time. He was still managing her and why the show didn't work and whatever. And it was really weird clothes. It was like a man's black top, but it would go down to the knees. And it was like weird clothes. It was like a man's black top, but it would go down to the knees and it was like white at the bottom and it was like this hip-hop clothing

for six-year-old gay men with blonde tips. Yeah, yeah. Like Joe Simpson. And he really wanted Jessica to come. She didn't, but the other daughter did. Ashley, Ashley will go. Ashley did show up. Yeah. She's show up. Yeah.

She's not busy. And the lot is going on with Jessica Simpson right now, people are freaked out by her look. They think she looks way too thin. And they think she looks like Jeffrey Starer. I saw that. That was pretty funny. Yeah, Jeffrey Starer and I forget someone else.

And she's like ripping on her ex-husband. I kind of want, I need to Jessica Simpson come back. I mean, again, she makes so much money selling the shoes. She doesn't need it, yeah. She's probably just like whatever. And then she struggled with alcohol. She wrote a book and said, she's sober now. Yeah, I read it.

And I think she got really skinny. She did. And also, she's over 40. So people's looks do change when you get really skinny and you're over 40. Yeah. So yeah, she doesn't look like she did when she was on newlywed. No, she's over 40, so people's looks do change when you get really skinny in your over 40. So yeah, she doesn't look like she did when she was on newlyweds. No, she never will, but I mean, this Taylor Swift thing is pretty juicy.

But also with the... A representative of Taylor said in 2019, the singer did not participate or have knowledge of the deal despite her father property. Of course she didn't. She's busy. She's like doing an airstor and like i don't know i mean coming up with easter eggs

for her fans to find question is what did the dad scurver or was she aware of this all but like the narrative of acting like she was blindsided the dad got to benefit and i mean the greatest thing that happened is she we all were like boohoo's in this that sucks scooter bra on butter thing And she didn't know it. This is really still her new album. Yeah, she redo all the old material and make millions and billions off of it 15 million is nothing. I mean, okay, as a standup the way it works. I'm not telling you you know, I know. Thank you

I'll give my tour dates later on when you when you understand if you build you know up to doing your special when you see these people that have a special like every other year or so when you watch that next special there's there really should not be and there can't really be one joke that you saw from the previous special so So it has to be all new material. Yeah. I mean, I would love it if Scooter Braun bought my material and then I had to boo-hoo about it and then I could do all my old jokes with a twist and then just redo this material again and everyone would be like, you go girl! Yeah, own your shit. Yeah, but I mean, singing is a little different than hearing a comedic story, but still, I mean,'re shit. Yeah, but I mean, seeing is a little different

than hearing a comedic story. But still, I mean, that's kind of great. I mean, my thing is, again, just like Bravo, and Kyle and Morgan Wade, Kim and Kroy, whatever, was this whole thing? Let it go. Let me act like I'm blindsided. Yes. Because in the end, honey, you know,

you could just redo these songs with a better twist. It's so weird too because I, I, I, I don't know. I mean, I appreciate it. I still love her. I still think take your daughter. Okay. Who? Wait. I still love Taylor Swift. Take your daughter to the show. Yes. I was going to say like I feel I appreciate Taylor Swift as a songwriter. I think, Taylor Swift, take your daughter to the show. Yes, I was gonna say, I appreciate Taylor Swift as a songwriter. I think I love that she's a role model for so many. I kind of miss the Taylor Swift boat. It's not like I'm not gonna like journal and cry and listen to her.

That's a rad is so into her. Well, yeah, that makes sense. That's great. He also feeds all of the hummingbirds in Calabasas. So, you know, he's a swifty. So, I think just was it for me. You know, I'm like, okay, I have like one song that I'm like, oh yeah, that's a good song.

But like the way she's released her albums, it's really not that different. I think that's just my opinion. So everyone's like, this is Taylor's version, and I'm like, it sounds kind of the same. I think all this stuff, and like listen, I just saw a woman present her 13 year old daughter with tickets to Taylor Swift and I cried.

Like I will cry. There's moments. Yes, the dads. Oh yeah, I love it. And I think of Canada saying, please, Taylor, come save our economy and come to your show here. Like, I think she's amazing.

She like has fumbles, like what her stage doesn't work. She's like, you guys, like she's a whole concert in the rain. She swirls a bug. Oh, whole concert in the rain. Yeah. And, you know, what else? She, no one's thrown anything out of her yet. Not yet.

The latest one was Harry Styles. Harry Styles got something thrown out of the drake. Drake got thrown. The other girl had to get stitches. Ava Max got her cornea scratched. Pink was thrown of wheel of cheese. Yeah. And her grandmother's ashes.

So weird. If someone wants to throw like a strong piece of breed at either one of us in Napa, I'm okay with that because I like a breed with a nice wine. Yeah, okay, it's someone who's... A breed wheel? Yeah, you get the wheel of cheese. I also like goat cheese and that softer.

So I'd say throw me some goat cheese, like a log. Throw me, throw me like a case of wine. Like it's already in a box and I could be like, ah, and I can catch it. Okay. Don't throw like a single bottle. Yeah, that could do. Cause who really drinks a single bottle? No, and I know. Yeah, I agree with all of that. Yeah, I do too. We're fine with that everybody. But I saw other things that she brought out, Taylor Lautner and his new wife Taylor on stage.

Yes. So three Taylors and they're all getting along. And we got the wrong table. So weird. Whoa. That's bizarre. So it's like stand down. X Taylor is okay because he's buried to another Taylor and we're all friends. Yeah. And you know, stand down. Everybody like me.

This looks boyfriend's okay. And but she's not saying stand down. Go after Scooter. Like she's still ending people go after Scooter. We're on it after this. They're just gonna, there's just the 50s, they're just gonna act like they never heard the story on GCCCOO.

Yeah, they just, they just, they took Taylor Lautner off the hit list. Enjoy the music, it makes you happy. She's a hard worker, she is, you know, very talented. I think she's a genuinely sweet person. I wanna talk a little bit about this crazy thing that I didn't talk about last week. So this girl is on a plane and this went 13 million who

knows where it's out today. And she's like probably like about 35. And she freaks out. She stands on this plane before they took off and she was like, I'm getting the fuck off the plane you should to. There is a person over there and, um, and so she gets off and everyone, everyone sees it sort of like, what is it? Okay. The conspiracy theories about, did she see a shape shifter 80? My first thing when I thought was reminded me of Kristen Wigg in Bride's Village, when she is on the plane and she has a lot of anxiety. So the other character gives her something to make her calm down.

I think she also has a cocktail. And then she shows up and she's like, there's a colonial woman on the wing churning butter and they can't settle, they have to land in like Dakota and all the girls don't get to go to Vegas. They have to take a bus home to Chicago and they hate her and then the movie takes us a turn. You nailed it. Yes. So what was it? Did she, did she take a pill? She took a pill. She took a pill. She see an alien shapeshifter. No, no, no, no. As much as we would love to see an alien shapeshifter, I know I would and I've seen some of the videos where they're like, if you look closely, they're blinking horizontally or, you know, I said this one.

Or vertically, I guess it's like, you know, I would love to see a lizard person. I say bring it. Okay. I saw a very popular TikTok at the time. And it's a guy, he's like a normal looking like 35-year-old guy goes, so I was on the plane and he's explaining it about how she was talking how she was talking at this guy who had a hoodie on but he wasn't talking back but she was like arguing with him and he's like I was reading this book or whatever he's like so I didn't see and then at the end he said

and then the guy winked at me but it was like the other way. So then he then you if you go into the comments he goes look you guys I really didn't think people would other way. No. So then he, then if you go into the comments, he goes, look, I really didn't think people would believe this. No. Never on the plane. I joked about it. And if you look in the thing, he put like comedy or whatever.

But like, of course, people saw this and he was so convincing that they were going off on it. Now, one of the people that actually was there was Caratop. Thank God. Oh my God. If, I mean, if you want to talk about shape shifters yeah oh my god look at his mascara

was she talking about caretop the entire time because then i'd be like she's right k-like caretop just said she was a drink drunk crazy woman yes they saw her drinking at the um you know at the airport before whatever. Everything I've done is yes. I think she just had some type of mental break. Yes, she snapped. I mean, I honestly, I feel like if someone's going to be arguing with me on a plane or being hostile and I'm just looking over, I don't have time for your foolishness.

I really don't. I'm already sitting next to you. I don't know you and I don't care. I'm just looking over. I don't have time for your foolishness. I really don't. I'm already sitting next to you. I don't know you and I don't care. I'm not gonna be one of those people who's like, hey, and where are you traveling today, fine sir? Like, I'm not. Like, I wanna be just here, pick my movie, Shadafuck Up, let's go. Like, I don't need it, you know?

However, I feel like if this woman was having a thing or like if someone crazy is sitting next to me and they're just rambling, I'm gonna just look at them and not say anything until they say, are you gonna say something and then I'll make up a word? Like yes, I'll have to blip blip blip. And then they can be like, there's someone strange next to me. Then they get kicked off the plane,

Bingo, empty seat next to me. M-P-C, and then you are suddenly more famous yeah you're suddenly Morgan Wade yeah and then people like now they're like I never heard of this comedian Justin Martin Dale apparently it's a shapeshifter can tell someone accused of being a shapeshifter and now oh my god hilarious love his podcast love to. Can't get enough of Justin Burton now. Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

Crazy lady on the plane. It's, but I do think it was like a mental break. And also I did read that some people said that like it was just a guy who was like cross-eyed. It was so late. There was somebody that she's referring to. She was referring to somebody on the plane. I thought it was like nobody was next to her and she was saying like, she was saying this, what? Well, they didn't know if she was talking

about the flight attendant or the person in a hoodie who was sitting next to her, or if it was just Scooby-Doo with a hat on, like from the Scooby-Doo movie. But did the guy with a hoodie ever, like did anyone ever talk to him, or did he just go back with his companion ET? Probably. I think that's what it was. I would love a lizard person reveal. I absolutely would. You see all these stories of like, oh, there's weird things in the sky. Like, I'm like,

bring it on. Let's go. I want to like, I mean, wouldn't you want to tell a lizard person? No, I don't. No, I don't. Mostly because then they'll come and then they'll what if you had the first Those are person Then us and then they all apply to UCLA and UC Santa Barbara and my kids my son will never get to a California school Because clearly they're gonna come to California. Why would you go anywhere else? I mean, it's good sunbathing. Yeah We have to talk about it and just like that. Yes. Episode four, you guys.

Let me just say, I have been forcing great to watch it. I do skip through the boring parts of the other characters. So the whole thing? No, we only like chain Miranda. Oh, it's so weird. And caring because we're like, okay, so in in this one I just have to say guys I Now they are they had so much sex conversation where they're like let's bring it back to what the show is sex in the city conversation about you know

Samantha would be like hmm Tastes like spunky as spunk Oh, I don't like you know come that tastes like tastes like this. And now they're doing this, but I have to say, I don't want to see it with people my age or older. I really don't. When they were 30, and I was 25, or whatever, whatever the movies to show started, I liked it like that.

I don't, or they were like 35, and I was like 28. Yeah, that's where the show started. I liked it like that, where I was started i liked it like that wise learning and it was like edgy now to be edgy marana who's fifty eight years older whatever is with the non-binary podcasting unfetti pod stand-up

chadias and if he realizes chadia was mere was married to kate huntsons brother yeah and he's there. And which is the most believable relationship I could think of in Hollywood. Absolutely.

And he is a former hairdresser who did her hair for Latinas, funniest Latinas on Nick and I for whatever. He says that, that's how I met her. And then I cut her hair and she didn't like it. And so they removed her from the special and the only I can make up to her is we married her so then they're hanging out and they're like laughing about something that's not even fun and they're like and then we got married in Vegas and you dressed up as Elvis and cares like and married like this is how he and she goes and then Jan was's Jan? Oh, she was kind of like our friend.

Poly, yeah. Oh, you're a poly, yeah, before it was popular. And then he goes, that was my first pegging. Yeah. And then Miranda's like, oh, if I could talk about awkward strap-on moments and Kerry's like, hmm, I couldn't even say vagina in my podcast ad and because I couldn't, the entire industry has gone to shit.

Well, that's what made me laugh. No ads are any available at any podcast ever, because I ruined it for our entire network and the whole industry as a whole. Even though I wrote books and columns about sex, I couldn't say vagina in an ad on a podcast. And I have a column called sex and the city and I cannot talk about it and she gets nervous.

She's like, I can sit on this kid with my friend who's now telling me about strap-ons and having sex with a female, a non-binary female. So then they all go to bed and the guy passes out because he drove her from l.a. which is what you do when you're going from l.a. to new york is that was a real yeah that's she said i miss that part he drove the you all uh... way and so that he she goes

you know so instead of going whatever i'll go home to my by other catcher they all get in the bed together and he starts hitting on his ex-wife, Chey. And now we're going to see a threesome happen. But Miranda, again, hurts herself. All she is doing is hurting herself. Always. I'm trying to force you.

Yeah. She's always hurting, breaking something. And then, so then, she's like, no, no, you guys, you guys, you guys do your non-binary heterosexual, old married couple mix all just meets podcasting. You guys, you guys do it all, just leave you, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm just gonna sit on this broken couch. By broken IKEA couch, I'm sorry.

You just bought a new apartment in New York City and you have IKEA furniture, really? Because she's a non-binary, so they, I guess, are good at that. They're like, oh, I just will never forget where my roots came from. I can buy shitty IKEA furniture. I have a wrench or whatever.

You've just shot this LA pilot of, the IKEA couch it is. You have the storylines I can't furniture wrench or whatever you just shot this LA pilot of the I can't count It is History lines out of care about you know the only you know the character I do love is the bitchy grandmother She's so funny. She's so funny and she's every bitchy a elitist grandmother I know like the same on her I say air is like I like, the same adurbs, I say, air is on me. Like, I like that. That's funny to me. The Lion King line threw me.

And she goes, when she goes, oh, I didn't know you were ahead of Lion King. She goes, it was a really great show today. I thought that was so funny. They're kind of an interesting bunch. Yes, but I feel like the cameos, they're just like Victor Garber was in it. Like, and I love him.

And I was like, oh, who is he? Victor Garber, he was the, he was the charlots, like the art guy, but he's going, she's going to work for him now. I hope so. She needs to get the hell out of there. I thought a lot of people said that they liked this one. I did not like Charlotte and her husband. Having a problem. No one needed it. No, I didn't want to know. I honestly went when she said come on my tits and he stood up and I was like if I I thought we were gonna see anything

remotely gelatinous looking I have a question my TV. I have a question for the juicy scoop for five people. Uh-huh. Do you remember when Samantha went down Lesbian row, Lesbian lane, and she had the conchita, whatever lady, Elizabeth, and she was like, and then she was going down on conchita and the girl squirted, I'm hurting was the girl squirted and it hit Samantha in the eye. I want to say that they removed it after they erred it. Like I think it removed it forever because it was pretty shocking. Yeah. And and Samantha, hmm, oh I'm so tired of taking bath bass and eating out my girlfriend

can we just get fucked anymore? so anyway I feel a lot of storylines are being redone the other one was the stealing of the purse that happened to Samantha too she was robbed by a mugger oh I would just happen with the realtor girl I love her she I think she's my favorite

I like her I feel like she's like Samantha like Samantha light and I don not really care but I like Mario canton he should be in every scene yeah I think he adds to it because he's like there's a chemistry and there's a history with all of them so one thing that I noticed is they've completely abandoned the storyline of Rose who became Rocky being oh son of the camp son send them to camp if you're following the trans line there should have been a conversation of issue to be the boys bunk or the girls bunk and they just have abandoned it

oh yeah they just threw them off they put them on the back and she's gonna be a little butch yeah because then let the the that is a good missed opportunity i think for them to have that discussion and then she could say you know what what, I'm fine now, or I'm not, or whatever, or I'm happy with being with my sister, or not, you know. And then she goes, so then the rose character, the rocky rose character, we see that she

gets approached to be a model. So I don't know if she's going to be modeling boys clothes, or girls clothes, or if that, I think when she gets her pre-approach to a much like Shiloh that's gonna be when she goes back and embraces her femininity again we'll see that's what then we then she's like oh are you okay with and she's like no mom now I'm into these dresses because like I have a hot body and I'm pretty and I like it I like it now that was like a that was just and just like that all it took was a summer camp Honestly, I don't even know where the seasons going I have no idea where it's

Com I was I was hoping he'd be the whole season Yeah, but I mean if, if it's a four. If you do need a Samantha fix, you can watch glamorous on Netflix, which is like, It's, it's, it's, it's a CW show on Netflix. Kim Ketral plays. I see W show from what year? 2012. 2012.

No, it's a little more current. Everyone's like, you know, fluid and whatever. Okay. Um, but you get old Kim Ketral, like actual model shots, because she plays like a Miranda Priestly whatever. Okay. Um, but you get old Kim Kutrao, like actual model shots, because she plays like a Miranda Priestly type. Yeah. She's an older fashion model from the 80s who's now started her own makeup line.

Miss Benny is in it, who is, who plays the protagonist. But it's pretty much like the Devil Wars Prada in makeup, but it's just. But does Kim Ketrol act like someone at the Jones or a different character? Ish! I mean, she's not as horny, but yet, I'm only like a certain, a couple episodes in,

but she's very like, you know, but it is just great to see Kim Ketrol on television again. I wanna do a follow up on the Miranda sings. Mm-hmm. Calling Malinger. So a viral video went out that they're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they?

They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they?

They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? They're just ruining her, aren't they? think I talked about on my Patreon, but I said, um, this is pretty awful, but we don't know what she was doing before or if there was a, or if she was addressing the ridiculousness of it. Well, turned out it was, um, she had green on her face from doing a song about wicked before. Then still came, then did the Beyonce with the green on it, um, face. And, um, anyway, but Trisha Paites has spoken and wants nothing to do with her. They had a podcast together.

Really? She found out that along with her talking inappropriately to these underage fans, that she also would like mock Tricia's nude photos and body and everything. And then acted like she was always Trisha's friend, then did the podcast together, and she called her on it, and she was like, no, I don't sound like she was lying. So she's like, I'm done with this bitch.

So they're done. They're done. And Trisha, like from what I read, of what she said, she came off great. She was like, I'm a sex worker. Like, this is what I do, but anybody sending unsolicited pictures to anybody, whether you're sending it of yourself

or if someone else, which she did with Trisha's, is horrible and not right, and that's not what, you know, I see myself as a sex worker do, so I don't like that. And her like talking to these young, some of them she would send panties to and everything. And then there was another young boy from Ireland that was gay and that she was just like her, like she just trauma dumped on him.

He was just a super fan and she just like trauma dumped about a divorce on him. And I know a couple housewives over the years that had young gay fans that they, I believe, were way too close to as well. Not in a sexual way, but in a way of just like sharing too much and trauma dumping and like getting them in full, like using their expertise and like going after another housewife. Like using the vulnerable young gazed like you like like you know start a Twitter account like or someone and they're like but it's safe so Kim's old sia meaning like here's what we're gonna do kids yeah we're gonna do this I'm not gonna say who it is uh-huh

and there they're smart young guys uh-huh they are not traumatized from it they went on and there's maybe still you want to say you want to tell me so bad okay okay like i'm just looking back on it uh... that probably wasn't great that you were you know to a seventeen year old or sending uh... uh... a naked photo of another house i've to a senate seventeen year old to like mock that house yeah and then

you know and and i don't think at the time they realize it either and then you're like oh yeah Yeah, you can't really do that. Yeah anyway, she's Well two story two stories about her I have a friend of mine who like went to school with her and he came up with that voice that she does and She took it and created the character for yeah and like and they wait hold on they so the voice like that It's that whatever it's like nasal and it's like oh

Yeah, I'm gonna sing a soul. Yeah, it's that and so he was he would do that voice in school And they were friends and then she took it and got on YouTube with the voice and he was like that It's the ever-collarum my impression. I don't think they've ever talked since. So the other story I heard is that she based it on a cousin or someone in her life that had someone of a disability. And so they were criticizing her for that. I don't know about that. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know if your friend more and she would just steal it. And then she stole it and- And like, and he would talk, because I remember he used that voice like years ago and I was like, oh, that sounds like that girl.

And he was like, yeah, I started that. And I'm like, yeah. And then also she was doing her Netflix special because they gave her one. And she filmed some of it in like an Asian restaurant and some of the producers and everything were like, recall her saying like, get all this Asian shit outta here.

And they were like, what? So they had to cover it up so it didn't look like she was at an Asian restaurant. And I'm like, you can't say things like that. There is a lot, I think, this is what I think she should do. I was talking about bread with bread. I think she needs to just go away. I've been saying that since day one. Go away. And then if she wants to come back in six months, her name should be Colleen, whatever her husband's last name is. And she'd have to come up with, and the way she should come back is, if she is truly funny, which I don't

know that she is, come up with some other funny sketch, whether it's like, heritally, like, you know, haggard mom running around, whatever, and start building the thing of, like, I'm a mom now, this is my past life, if she wants to keep doing this. But I would think after all the years working, she could just take her money. And go do something else and literally just go by calling whatever her husband's name is and just like goodbye. I don't see how she's gonna come back from this,

but you know what, sometimes people do. Sometimes all you need, maybe you won't do live shows, but you maybe you'll have a couple hundred thousand that still wanna hear what you wanna say. So I don't know. Yeah, like Jane Lynch and Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, where she plays the like, did you ever watch that? Oh, so good.

I didn't see that part. Where she plays like this like gross, like busty housewife, but she's like, ah, you know, it's very much like that. Then she takes off everything. And she's just like this rich like Fifth Avenue woman. But that's like, ah, you know, it's very much like that. And then she takes off everything. And she's just like this rich, like fifth avenue woman. But that's like her caricature. She's like, ah, me husband doesn't take after me, you know, it's so great.

Yeah, I just, yeah, great. Oh, Madonna, Madonna says she's better. Can we just go back to that picture? Yeah. Do you remember in the, the exorcist? Did you ever watch the exorcist? When they show that just random face? Yeah. Do you remember in the um the exorcist? Did you ever watch the exorcist when they share that just random face? Yeah. I know. But anyway I guess she's doing better. She's doing better. Thank for your positive energy prayers and words and healing. I felt your love. I'm on the road to recovery. My

first thought when I woke up was a children. My second thought was that I didn't want to disappoint anyone who bought tickets for my tour. I didn't want to let you let down the people who were tirelessly over the cat that I didn't want to disappoint you. Now I want to focus on my health, getting stronger, and I assure you I'll be back as soon as I can. The current plan is to reschedule the North American leg of the tour and to begin in October

in Europe. I couldn't be more grateful. Other people in myself included is like, you're 64. Why are you, you have such great music? It's time to go. I don't think I can do the kind of show that I want to travel the way I want to, but that is what thank you so far. We could still hear all this music and some of it could just be her like singing a gown and like an outfit she doesn't have to do every squat it doesn't yes you have such good music yeah you have such a catalog of just make your life easier do and I

said this to him like do take a bow do like secret do like uh... uh... uh... this used to be my playground do you like your balance she's got a losing balance why not have the dancers employ the dancers but she doesn't have to dance with now yeah i also i can i say everyone's career i also have i also have some juice on this

is that uh... uh... it wasn't necessarily a health issue. Also, if you just looked at the last sentence of that, what she just said, she says that she is healing, she will kick off her tour in October in Europe, and she's rescheduling the North America tour. And the reason she's doing that I've heard is that she was pulling, it was like an Adele. Like I can't give you guys the concert you guys want because

there's too many. So you don't think she was ever really sick. I think she might have been sick. There could have been an infection. I do think she was working really hard. But the main thing that was the problem was that there was too many cooks in the kitchen trying to call the shots, and the tour was kind of a mess. That's what I've heard. I also think two things could be. I think she also got sick.

Two things could be true at the same time. She got sick. The other thing was, what caused the septic infection? Was it fixing that ass? Was it a plastic surgery thing, like an open wound? I think it might have been, because there was rumors that she was gonna be taking

the filler out of her face. Yeah. So, I mean, you've put that much filler in and you don't have time to heal properly. And if you're doing too much anesthesia, yeah. Like, that's what killed Joan Rivers, really. Right.

It's like, you don't heal too much. Yeah. You don't have enough. It is in a surgery. Yeah. So it's like, if you go under anesthesia that much, it can build up an infection. Or it could also be, and I'm not trying to sound like a dick here.

But it's not like a dick. What? She's partying too much. She's smoking weed. She's hanging out with these like young guys. Who knows? If she's having sex with them? It could be undiagnosed gonorrhea.

Sonia Morgan says that she popped a liposuction, a liposuction stitch. Oh. I'm fucking a guy in crappy lake. That just sounds septic. That's how you get a septic. That sounds like a porta potty, like tipping over. Yeah.

Yeah, there's so many ways. Gotta wait for your plastic surgery to heal before your bone around her. Or, or, or just getting up and exhausting yourself. Yeah. Because you know she's a perfectionist. We know she's like, again, again, you know, but it's like you got it to carry your body. And it breaks my heart because I'm like, I do not ever wanna wake up and get that like, you know,

tweet that's like Madonna, dad, you know, I can't even imagine. Well, you did not just get that. Oh, dad, no, sorry. No, dad, no, no, no. But like when they were like, oh, she's unresponsive, like my heart like jumped out. We can do it, listen, we can do a 10 year run, Madonna.

Kill this tour. Take a year off. I know. Come back at 65 in Las Vegas. I know. I know. Sorry for the people about tickets, but you're... No, but I mean, they can be, they can use them for Vegas.

I'm the same way though. I'm like, just, why do we have to be like, oh, ungla, like, the same way though. I'm like, just, why do we have to be like, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, like, relax. Justin, we've tried to save so many careers, we've tried to crack so many conspiracy theories today. And I just wanna thank you. And for more Justin, you go to listen to his podcast, just saying, he's gonna see, we're gonna be in Napa

together, where else are you gonna be? I will be at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco on the 19th of July I will also be at I know it's so fun I also will be at the Montreal just for last Comedy festival. I think that's July 25th as well. So yeah, I will be it's a busy July. Yes follow him on Threads. Instagram. All of it.

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