Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Justin Martindale, Chris Franjola and Murder

Episode Date: July 14, 2022

It’s 2 part doubleheader with Justin Martindale and Chris Franjola. Justin and I discuss the Murdaugh murders and why this needs to be a Netflix series. Was the Female Correctional Officer, Vicky White, murdered by her lover? Britney Spears ran out of gas on the freeway. Peter had a juicy pregnant scoop first. Can you be addicted to weed? Taylor Swift is engaged. Kim and Pete’s twins could be great for the brand. Then Chris Franjola and I continue to discuss Elvis and being backed up. Are we overpopulated or underpopulated? Elon Musk says under. Chris reports on Broadway gossip and who is Funny Girl. Then we discuss some questionable movies and Paris fashion week.  Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [e-mail]   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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To the number one tabloid real life podcast Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have a double delight because I've got Justin Martin Dale here, but later in the show, I still had stuff that I talked about with Chris.

But I know that we're going to talk for so long that you will bleed over into Tuesday. So I mean, the juicy scoopers are just getting so many scoops of fun. It's the multiverse you're going to get. Chris and myself, finally, on the same episode. So we're going to talk about the hottest things that are happening right now. Now in the murder world, which we do, it're going to talk about the hottest things that are happening right now. Now in the murder world, which we do, like to talk, you, I don't know if we talked about this. I'm sure we did. The Alex Murdoch, there's two murders. I'm kind of catching up. Okay. The first one is Alex Murdoch to let you guys know,

this was this weird story of how this mother, like she was like in her 50s under 20 something son were both found shot dead on the property. And they didn't know who did it. Turn out it was the boy's father and the husband to the woman. And he was kind of like they called him. He was like, remember in a Duke's in Hazard like Bosaw kind of ran this town. He sort of ran this town. He was a lawyer. He was a prosecutor one time. There's so much to this story. And then anyway, he has been, they did realize he, it's him, they believe it's him. He's been indicted on murder charges in the slang of his wife and son. And they believe it's because he'd done so many illegal things. He was in so much debt that it was to get the life insurance from them. And then at one point, he hired someone to shoot and kill him,

like on the side of the road, but he lived. And they believed he was doing that because he realized he was in such a mess and wasn't going to get out of not only all this financial stuff he did that was illegal, but also killing the wife and son. And this way, if he was just shot on the side of the road successfully and died, then his one living son would receive life insurance and everything. But he didn't be the guy admitted that he'd hired him to try to shoot him.

So now, so that guy got off okay? Like the... I mean, that guy that was hired to do it, probably because he was... Just doing my job. Because, right, he was told... Just, I'm clocking in. This is what they want for me.

Anyway, just so horrible. And then there was this other layer of it too, where the sun that was killed was also facing charges and stuff because he got really drunk on a boat and was driving the boat and this young girl they crashed and this young girl like flew out and she died then there was this other young young man who was um I don't know if he was, I think he was hit by a car and he was gay in this town,

and they always believed that the two sons, the one that's now dead and the one that's still alive had something to do with it. Ooh. So had something to do with this young gay guy who died in the car. That was like, no, he was like hit as he was like walking down the street. He was hit by a car. That's a lover's quarrel.

And yes, and they thought there was some history with maybe the brother that lived. Small town. Anyway, you guys, it's the name is Murdo. South Carolina, there has been lots of other articles and podcasts that go way, way deeper if you're interested. But I just want to give you the update. Netflix, I'm sure is already making a docu-series. There is enough to do.

Seven episodes. I did watch something funny on Conan, a clip of Conan, O'Brien, saying that like, some of these Netflix documentaries are like milking it out a little bit too long. It was a really funny bit. But then there's some that I think can fill the seven episodes. And this is one of them. That's interesting. For all of those different things, even if those things don't apply,

even if that kid, even if they find there really isn't any evidence that these two brothers could have been responsible for this young gay man being found dead. I think it's juicy enough that at one time there was discussion about it. Like it's just... The build up, the draw out. The build up and who is this guy? And he was a really bad guy.

And there's like, like four generations of attorneys before him, so it's like very old money. And it's like the South Carolina drama. It's juicy. So look for that Netflix dog. Yeah, just put it in your queue. Another murder that you and I were heavily invested in. Yes.

Which by the way, you sent this to me yesterday. And I was just like, we've already talked about this. And then I read the caption and I was like, so guess, continue. Casey White is charged with the murder of his ex-jail boss, Vicki White. They were never married, but they were lovers. This is the one where she fell in love with the sky

and sold her property. There was a real estate aspect to this too. Like, I've ever seen those signs that are like, we'll buy your house right now, you don't need to stage it, you don't need to, and it's like, yeah, slow down a minute, you know. So you're home right now. Yeah, like we'll give you a check right now.

Basically she was like, okay, and her house was worth like, I don't know, 250, and she sold it for 90,000. And took off with that money, helping the lover escape. And anyway, then there was wondering, did she kill herself when the cops found them because she was shot?

But then there was audio that made it sound like she wasn't in a state of about to commit suicide. She was like giving instructions to him. Yeah, they said it was a self-inflicted gun shot. First they thought it was. But then when you investigated it more, it sounded like the audio of her being, I don't know if she was calling now,

I'm a one or one, but she was like, just chase me and then she was like, no! So there was that. And of course, he was in jail for killing a couple people. Which one could go wrong? Yes. And so anyway, he has been charged with it.

He killed her. The prosecutor believes he has. He had to. I think she was like, what's his name? Alex? You know, his name is Casey. Casey, I love you so much. And we're going to make a run for it, I swear.

And I mean, she is dead, so I feel bad. I think it's just like, thanks, honey. But you don't always wonder when they find out that someone that's already doing a life of time. I mean, are we gonna go through a whole fun trial? I mean, really, can we just like save the town some money and... As someone who's just spent two weeks on a trial.

Oh, I do want to hear about that. But I was going to say, if I was Casey White, I actually wouldn't take any kind of plea deal because I'm already here. You're already here. At least I have something to look forward to, like a little field trip. Yeah, just put me back in. And like, I'd rather go through the whole trial just because it's something, if I'm going to be in the cell till I die, at least for a few months,

I get to have meetings with attorneys, I get to see gold in a truck or whatever, a bus go to the jail, get a different kind of food, not the prison food, because they're gonna have to feed me lunch during the trial, and maybe meet a cute juror like you. Yeah, I think this is the perfect time for a glow up. Yeah. You know, like I think-

Oh right, because they're gonna put them in- Do they put them in an outfit even though he was in a prison uniform when the crime was committed? I mean, normally, you remember how they put the Menendez brothers like in college? Yes. Collegic sweaters, but they were like 30 on five. They're like, yeah. Everyone's like, why are they trying to make them look like they're 16 anymore?

I think this is like you've been gone for a while, get on a diet, shave, give everyone a new you. You're going away forever, no one's gonna see you again. At least if there's cameras, just be like, well, hi, me again. I think there's still some doubt that she could have killed herself. And I say, Casey, you know,

not that I want this town to waste money, but I'm saying I just don't begrudge anybody that's looking at more time in their suck, like let's do this. And then for the defense attorney, let's make a good defense. That like she was like, I can't live without you. And I certainly can't be humiliating,

go back and see all my friends. What am I supposed to go to the prison, all the correction officers know who I am? Well, she would lose her job. I don't think she killed herself. I don't think a woman without an upper lip would kill herself. I... Like, life is already hard.

I don't think she... I think she's... I definitely think. I don't know. Like, I think he could have killed her or I think it could have been an accident. I don't think she did. Like a speed bump? Oh, God. Like, I don't know. I don't know. I think he could have killed her or I think it could have been an accident. I don't think she did. Like a speed bump? Oh, God. Like I don't know. I don't know. I'm actually now more intrigued and I do want to see a trial.

This will be on Netflix's docu-series as well. Because you know what the trials are going to reveal? Is the romance that happened between them? How it started, were they boning in the laundry room? Yes. Like I want to know all those details, and then I do want to see a Netflix story on it. Tell me about your jury duty. Oh, God, I'm so glad you asked. This was my first time doing jury duty.

I went in on a Monday. I'd been summoned in like 2020 and everything got closed because of COVID. But like, it's so funny because people are like, I've never had to do jury duty. I usually call in. They say they don't need me. Oh I was in downtown LA from like 10 o'clock to 4 30 at that. Would you bring a lunch or did you go out and find a cute? You have to buy your lunch. My dad, you know, never did it. Go out of it or whatever. And then when

he was somewhat retired, he was like very excited to go. So he was going to Santa Monica every day. And I go, well dad, what if you don't get to be the poor man? And he goes, what? He just assumed. Like he didn't imagine in his head any other way that he'd reformed. So he goes and they start to ask the questioning of can we keep this person on the juror?

Can they be non biased? And they said, what's your name what I you know Do you have children he said he's a what do your kids do and he went through and when he said what Shannon my sister did They're like hold for a minute and they whispered and they're like is your daughter Shannon McDonald and he goes Yes, she is and they go dismissed They dismissed him that's amazing and he goes, yes, she is. And they go, dismissed. They dismissed him. That's amazing.

And he was like, he was so proud that they knew who Shannon was and that she's a criminal defense attorney and therefore they thought maybe he'd be biased in some way, but he was crushed. He wanted to be there so bad. He's like, I understand we have to do it the way we do it, but if there's people that really kind of want to do it, there should be something where you could submit your name.

Like, hey, you know what, I never did it, but I want to do my duty now. And pick from a pool of those people, and certainly some people that are retired or don't have to work or are super interested in crime, you can still dismiss them if you think that they're biased. But at least you'd have some people that are like, it's not screwing up their way of a livelihood,

or they're not losing out on vacation, or a job, or whatever. But the best was the excuses the jurors were trying to get out of jury duty. There's just one girl who stuck to my mind. She was like, oh, I feel like only God can judge people. So I can't be here because I don't believe in judging people. Like, I'm really religious. Like, I don't even- She was so trying to get out of this.

This was the best of she goes, I don't even go to school on Halloween. And I was like, what? Did you just say that? And it finally, like, I've been, I'm number 43. So I've had to sit through one through 42 of people talking about themselves and giving excuses I am just like You're ready for your moment. Hi from the Lone Star State of Texas. I'm your 43 Justin Martindale The case was so boring. I didn't want anyone to know

What I was on jury duty for but I'm glad it's over with and well Not my cup of tea. Britney Spears ran out of gas on the freeway. Well, I mean we expected this It's time and But the way they did it on TMZ, I like got a little more like I was like what you know They show a photo of her from like one of her dancing videos but close up like deranged eyes. Yes. Britney Spears runs out of gas on freeway cops call to help her out. Cops just get triple A. So she ran out of gas on the one-on-one around

Bellboa. Oh okay. And then when they found her, like, they called the police, she was in the back seat of a passer-byer car. Like another passer-byer, like came by and she was, like, I guess freaked out and got in the back seat of the car. And then the cop got in the car and then someone pushed her car off to the side. And then they, and then Sam came to the rescue. And I'm like, oh my God, there's nothing worse

on the 101 or 405 or whatever. Were you sure to drive to your event? And then all of a sudden, you see the cop doing the swirly, swirly, swirly slowing down so that everything is stopped. And I'm assuming from what this sounds like, it sounds like everything had to be stopped. So I'm sure this just came out earlier today. So I'm guessing like there's gonna be a lot of people

that are like, oh my God, I was stuck on the thing. Look, gas is expensive, but also she's probably back in the conservatory days when she couldn't drive. This didn't happen. I knew this was gonna happen. I knew this was gonna happen. Cause it's like, oh, she's free now, she can drive. She probably doesn't know how.

And then she just ran out of gas. I was like like oh no My car what do I do? I mean, I think it's like they're in this weird position where like Sam has got to be like Hey, I'm not gonna control you from spinning or holding your naked tits on the beach You can post whatever you want and you can drive wherever you want But I am gonna have one person at the house Just to make sure that your tires are full that your gait that you're always wherever you want. But I am gonna have one person at the house just to make sure that your tires are full,

that you're always gassed up. Yeah. Like I do think she just won like chill assistant. Y'all my car fell asleep. What do I do? I don't know about this. She said her car quit on her. I don't know my car quit.

What do I do? What do you got that little needle? Oh, I to look at that Have you ever run out of gas? No, but I have a friend Michaela Gordon not to mention names. Okay. She's on American Ida with Carrie Underwood. She hosts a radio show called channel Q. Okay. She is notorious for running out of gas She always takes pictures like she just runs out of gas pictures of her running out of gas She'll like take a picture just runs out of gas pictures of her running out of gas She'll like take a picture of her at the gas station

She's like well I did it again you guys and I'm like oh, and it's the and her girlfriend Lisa is always there for her to pump The gas and I'm like Michaela you have to fill up the car. That's how it works She's like I'm so bad at this so I guess it's thing. I have never, I have only run out of gas once. Yeah. And I've never shared this with my family. Until now. So it's good news that they don't always listen to the show. So I was doing something at least of Anna Prum's house.

Like her podcast or Mike, and she's up there, like in the hills. Like, and as I was getting there, I didn't notice that I was like, up something. And she's up there, like in the hills. Like, and as I was getting there, I didn't notice that I was like, you know, on empty or whatever, but I was like, well, I can't turn around now, I'll be late, and I wasn't gonna be late for the swans and everything. And so then when I left, I was like, oh shit, this is like, the nearest gas station is like five miles away.

It's like, Ben 0, 0, 0, but I'm like, what am I gonna do? So I, and it stopped. It quit, it quit on me. You're cork, we're in. And I was like, oh my God. So now I'm like off of like cold water canyon and the Hollywood Hills or Beverly Hills Hills.

And I'm like, okay, if I call Peter, I'm never gonna hear the end of it. And I think I looked at where Drake was like on his location, because he would come and keep it a secret. where Drake was on his location because he would come and keep it a secret, but he was too far away. So I call my friend, Christa, you know, Christa.

And I was like, she's so nice, and she goes around here, and she goes, well, press that button in your car. What's the problem? You have a BMW, right? I go, yeah, like an on star, but for a BMW, I never pressed it, and all of a sudden, the person just comes on, and they're like, yeah, we'll come bring you gas. I'm like, I never pressed it and all of a sudden the person just comes on and

they're like, yeah, we'll come bring you gas. I'm like, how much does it cost? Nothing. It's part of your thing. I mean, if you abuse it, but I think you can use it like twice a year without anybody and they came and they filled up my tank. I'm gonna have to wait like 45 minutes, but that's it. Wow. I know. I know. Who knew? That's so funny. Wow, I know who knew that's so funny like I could just see you like Hello But like does Brittany not have that is she just driving around in some jolabia? I don't I don't think she had Chris did a call no, she didn't have because I I would not have known to do that Because I'm like I don't have triple a and you kind of don't really me if you have like a good if you have like an up to date car that you maybe are releasing

Like ask about it because you know offense triple you might not need triple A you might just that's your emergency Did they say hello Heather was it like really like in the future? I can't remember but I was just like okay like I'm so I'm so happy that like this is gonna come. Well, good luck to you, Brittany. I mean, yeah, bless. Okay, BravoCon is here, you guys, and there's more than 100 stars who will be there when tickets go on sale. Did we find out when the tickets are going on sale, Annie?

They're on sale. They're real estate prices, I don't know. Okay, I think they're on sale. The good news is, I will be in New York City as well. Oh, yes, I will be at the palladium theater, which is right in the Times Square area, where I believe this provocon is near to happening. And that is Saturday, October 15th.

Have them be telling them to net, get your tickets. There you go. I have some juicy scoop that was delivered to me by Peter, my husband. What? Yes. Look at him, team player. And it just came out on People magazine and I kept it a secret. Okay, you didn't tell me at all.

Okay, I didn't tell you. Yeah. So while I was at Ireland, Peter has a friend who actually is living in San Antonio now. Oh, really? And he and his girlfriend came and they hung out here and Drake and Brandon said they were real delights. And they had a lot of fun. And at one point, this friend said,

I'm friends with Taric, Mueso, of Heather and Taric and Flip her flop and all that. And that is Heather Ray from the Netflix show, Selling Sense, that they got married. She's his second wife. And he's like, yeah, we went to the house and I met them. And I go, did you tell her that you're my husband because I've been on her podcast when she had a podcast.

She knows who we are. We follow each other and he goes, yeah, I don't know. I think she seems sort of confused. I'm like, yeah, this guy rolling up. Do you have to be like, no, Heather McDonald from Juicy Scoop, like say it anyway. He's like, he goes, don't say anything, but she's pregnant. Oh.

So they just announced it today that she's pregnant. So Peter knew before the rest of the world. Peter knew before People Magazine. Wow, Peter. And I knew, and I just want you to know when people meet me out for dinner and they go, this is not for juicy scoop, it will not be for juicy scoop.

I kept it a secret, but happy for them. Okay. Speaking of selling sunset, the little openheimer Jason that was with Kraschel. Yeah, for that hot hot two episode stint yes he found some new model you can see she is very her name is mary lu and she's very tall and thin oh she's a big one yeah you there's a photo of them together and um she's even taller than krishell and heels how tall is she i mean mean, I'm taller.

I'm taller. I'm gonna say he's like five four. Five four? Like five, five six. No, he's absolutely not five six. If your last game's openheimer, like you have a shy or somewhere, like that's like Hobbit adjacent.

You know? I think if he's, I think he's five three barefoot. like nice shoes and lifts and tom cruise like cobbler working on it I would say he can pass for five six. I'm gonna say five six all like done up. I'll say five six But he doesn't have a pompadour hairdo like you either like he's bald on top of being so I'm like he is the size that he is I think he's five six with a good wedge. He's probably like five eight. There are five five and five six. One is bigger. What?

Well, the sides don't have any exact answer, but... Imagine one got like all the nutrients in the womb. Yeah, that's what happened. Like twins. The other one barely survived. He was almost eaten. Yeah. The other one quen- I ate! The other one qu survived. He was almost eaten. Yeah. The other one quent.

The other one quent. And. I'm always obsessed with twins that absorb their twins. It's my favorite thing. Did you remember that one kid in India where the legs were coming out of its stomach? No. It was.

Was I supposed to? I feel like I was a pretty big sword. You know how I feel about cricket people. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. There was an hit in India that clearly absorbed his own twin. Okay. But the twin continued to grow in his stomach.

And so he had an expanded stomach with two legs coming out. So you have four legs? Is it going to be on your side with the stars? Yeah, but they were like very little legs. I think they eventually like someone saw it and was like, I will help you like remove this twin tumor. He should be on Dancing with the Stars, India. That's a mean fox draw.

That's like, that's a good one. Wait, so he's five six. You said he's five six, so we were close. Yeah. And she's probably, she looks like she's like 5.11, 5.10, 5.11. I mean, she's loving life. She's gonna get a real estate license. William White, who was a TikTok sensation

during the height of TikTok COVID. Did Mandy's cover, right? Yeah, he had that's like, he had a very, he did like 70 songs, and he looked very 70s, early 80ss and he was gorgeous and he was from Canada And he would lip sync these songs which he didn't do really well He was in a good lip sync her but no mom cared every mom was wet that summer exactly Including myself. So I reached out to him William wet and I and I believe his manager was like a juicy scupper

And so he hooked it up and we did a Zoom and you know who's such a young innocent kid It was a quick interview. There wasn't that much to get into right, but he was like It made me appreciate where I live because he was in Canada and he's like so were you live You live in LA and I go yeah, and he goes so you see palm trees. Oh my god And I was like yes, we do. he goes, so you see palm trees? Oh my God. And I was like, yes, we do. Why don't I appreciate these palm trees more?

Like sometimes you need somebody to be like, so excited to go where you live. And you're like, yes, and I go, listen, when you come out here, we're gonna like go and you know, go look at palm trees. Anyway. Did you do that? Did you fulfill your end of the agreement?

I kind of wondered why I was never seeing him like in my feet or anything because I'll leave I follow him He vanished for a bit. He did and now he's spoken. Oh God He said hey guys. I want to be honest to chair something. It's very important to me But I don't want anyone to worry. I have an addiction to weed which has been making me depressed for many years now I'm normally a happy guy, but it's been hard for me knowing I'm battling addiction. Today, I made the decision to go to rehab for a month. It's been really hard, but I'm less stressed now that I've made the decision to better my life. I want to thank all of you for being in my life and making such a great experience.

I've never had so many people there for me, loved ones. Thank you. I'm ready for this journey. Love you, blah, blah. The, you know, I'm going to take this month to just wait. Love you also much in the statement of the month is focus on you heart. Now, I know that they film intervention still, but in Canada. Intervention Canada. I don't call it an intervention, they just call it intervention, but it's all in Canada because I think there's some legality or something that we can't do here anymore,

because it's like, you know. I thought it was a franchise. It's like the ultimate surprise party that nobody wants. You know, like, so, I mean, every time it's like, gone away, it's come back as an A&E, but I always feel like the last, whatever, few years I've seen seen it's always in Canada. I want that would be amazing if you was featured in the Canadian intervention.

But when I said this to you it bothered you. It did. Not because you were thinking about William White because you said that's not true. No one can be addicted to weed. And I'm like yes they can. Just out it. Dr. Drew like, yes, they can. Just out it. Dr. Drew told me that you absolutely can. Uh-huh.

And you know who was addicted to weed was. Who was addicted to weed? Julia Roberts, brother Eric Roberts, when he was in the Dr. Drew rehab house, it was about weed. Yeah. And he said, absolutely, you know what I go, yeah, I've always said it, you know, if I put vodka in my orange juice every morning

You'd say I'm an alcoholic so if so no, I say you're having a fun summer If it's not a vacation But I mean you know Yes, there's a lot of people that are function alcoholics and I believe that there's a lot of people that can function Having pot throughout the day. Yeah, it's each and China it works for them. It really did But apparently it's not working for William white so it can't work for everybody some people can some people they realize It's you know, it's an issue. Well, can I just say this like I Know a lot of people who per take in marijuana usage in cannabis use and I just think this is gonna give

That like a stigma because I do feel like there's a lot of medicinal qualities of cannabis and cannabinoid usage. And I just think that this is how old is he? He's like 21, he's 21. He's not that famous. If it was, if it was like Justin Bieber saying, I get depressed from weed,

I think this would be a bigger discussion. I think this was a 21 year old kid who smokes weed all day and does TikToks and his parents were like, get a job and he can't because he's got marijuana in his system. So his parents were like, stop smoking weed and get a job, William. And he's like, oh, I need rehab. And I think that's what he's so used to just smoking weed

and doing TikToks, that the TikTok fame has kind of worn off a little bit. Everyone's like seeing it. He's not that good of a lip sinker. Also, he's really good looking. But he told me that he's modeling agencies where like you need to work out. Like you're good looking, but you need to really work out

and everything. So maybe that's another part of where he's like, you know what, I do want better, I have to get clean. You eat Cheetos. Right. Yeah. Twitter is suing Elon Musk because he's backed out of the $44 billion merger of him buying Twitter. Now some of the comments and conspiracy, whatever believes that this might have been his plan all along. So that in a lawsuit, they'll have to expose whether in fact they have bots and all that, which he has accused Twitter of having.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And then he never really intended to buy it. He just wanted to expose Twitter for the reasons he doesn't like Twitter. So he said he was going to buy it and then he was't like Twitter. So he said he was gonna buy it, and then he was just kidding, and Twitter was like, we're gonna sue you because you said you were gonna buy it?

Yeah, because we planned on it, and we, you know. Like, what is that? Can't Twitter just be like, all right, back to business? I mean, I don't know what it's like when you make a $44 billion purchase of a Twitter. I've never spoke. I know how it works with a house.

Yeah. And with a house. And without you, you know, you make an offer and there's certain deadlines and there's a point where if you back out, they're going to keep the deposit. Even then, it can be somewhat because the legality people sometimes go, okay, we're going to give it back to you anyway. let us know whatever, but I don't know. So there you go. I guess we'll have to wait and see. Yeah. Like I honestly don't care. I feel like I feel like you know more about this than I do. Doja Cat. Uh-huh. She lost 200,000 Instagram followers, which to someone who has like 50, I don't have she has that sounds like nothing to me. Just someone like her.

After slamming Stranger Singstar Noah for sharing private DMs, I know this story. So what happened is she DMed this other cast member to say, I'm hot for the other guy in the show. Yeah. The guy who plays Eddie, Eddie Monster, Eddie, Monster, Eddie, Monster, Eddie, Eddie Munson. Yes. Who's very attractive.

What does HMU mean? She wrote, you know, okay and yes, who's very attractive. What does HMU mean? She wrote, you know, okay, Noah, can you tell Joseph to hit me up? She DMed. Wait, no, does he have a GF, okay? Girlfriend, I know what that means. He wrote LMAOO, what does that mean? Last, oh, laugh my ass off, off, slide into his DMs. She says.

I decay that means I don't know his IG meaning Instagram or Twitter. He doesn't have a DM direct message to slide in. And then he then sent the guys Instagram. He then shared that on a TikTok, and did a little fun thing out of it. So then she got all upset, went on, and was like, you know, screw him, why would he do that? I think eventually she was like,

all right, actually, I feel badly, he's 17, I shouldn't be. Well, that's what the outrage was. Everyone was just like, why are you sliding into a 17 year old's DMs looking for a hookup? But what? She wasn't looking up to hookup with him. Well, wait, but I mean still, she's like, hey, I'm trying to get your friend that you've worked with to like hit me up and hook up with me. I had a conversation about this with another comic over the weekend and he said, he goes, I think this is when she realized she was famous.

Oh. When you realize that like, hey, you're a little too famous to be doing what other people are doing because this might happen. And I was like, interesting. Yeah, go back to the olden days where you'd have your agent reach out. Like, that's what you're paying this guy for.

You have an agent or a PR person say, hey, see if so and so from Serious Things is a fan of mine. And if you'd ever want to come to like a party or like, you do something kind of, you don't do a one-on-one date. Just you, you have your agent, listen to me, Doja. You have your agent called, like, find his agent and say, hey, talk to Joseph. Doja is like such a fan ofanger things. She's having a small get together with some other musicians in Malibu at her house, Sunnett Seven. Let us know if he and a friend would like to come. Exactly.

Then it's casual. Then they can have drinks. And if there is real chemistry there, it's not this DM, let's me not decide and screw. Exactly. Just even for a real relationship, that's what you should try to do. But also in, I forget what his name Noah,

is this name Noah, the kid who plays Will? Yes, the one that she's Noah, Schnaps. Noah Schnaps. Who are P drinks? So he, that's what I kind of feel, would you say his name is Schnaps? What if I drink?

It is Schnaps. Schnaps. I mean, isn't that how you spell Schnaps, the Elk Schnapp, the drink? Okay, snobs. I mean, isn't that how you spell snops the out the drink? Okay, like peach like a peach shop. So He's a 17-year-old kid imagining a 17-year-old kid in like doja cat DMs you I'm sure he's like whoa. This is the coolest thing ever, you know And I think that's what it was

He's like I'm gonna put this on TikTok because look doja cat talked to me on Instagram Did it and she's like, how dare you? Like you're 25 years older, however, however much she is, but it's just like, you can't do that. But also those are the hot TikToks when people like reveals celebrity stuff, whether they were mean to them, when they ran into them in a bathroom, or they gave a great tip, or they didn't give a good tip,

it's all that kind of stuff, So he was like, yeah, anyway. So, people will come back. And you say, really think that he's gonna hold on. Who cares? Um, Taylor Swift got engaged to Joe Allwyn over the holidays. So, they've been keeping it secret for five months. Who is this guy?

She's been dating him for like, yeah, they've been dating for a hop. I know, but what's his story? He, I wish I could tell you. I'm that much of a Taylor Swift. London. Yeah, he's probably some like, Prince Charming and Training in London,

probably an heir to something. Let me see what he looks. I mean, they look like they're cute and I hope that she does a big, shebang wedding. She will. I hope she re-enacts Madonna and Sean Penn. And I hope helicopters are. Oh, there's gonna be choppers on the sky.

Yes. It's gonna be some Nashville into the woods like. She should. She's gonna have, it'll be, it'll be the first time. Because her first thought is probably, let's make it really private, all that stuff. I say, don't don't don't This is what everyone wanted when his Taylor Swift is gonna get married and you better stay married because then she's gonna have the

biggest divorce album of all time which yeah or not. Yeah or it could be great. Yeah, I think it's gonna be very It's gonna be folksy. It's what if she do what if she just does a whole album of songs about like picking your bridesmaids and one girl's a bitch? Yeah. Something borrowed, something blue, something old, something new. Yeah, it'll be something like that. It's gonna be the final. We're going to Nash Vegas, but my friends complain

and everyone needs to pay $1142 for the weekend. Yeah, destination wedding to Nashville. Like I think it's gonna be, there's gonna be, it's gonna be country enough, but it'll be rocker enough I think. I think we're definitely gonna get some celebs like Selena Gomez will be a bridesmaid for sure. Yes.

Who else? Will it be a better, bigger wedding than Theresa, Judy? I think it's gonna be,'s gonna have a national she will do a traditional Nashville Bridal shower. I say girl you waited this long do it all don't make it secret have four drag go have four dresses have it be a three day affair and Be the bride do it what's the wedding dress gonna be? Is it gonna be over the top of the thing? She's gonna keep it roll like a mark.

All right, it just came in my head. It just came, it marked this down as a prediction. Just keep prediction. Okay, it is, it is, it is lace, scalloped lace, off the shoulder, but like at the top of the shoulder. Okay, long sleeves that go all the way down to gloves. Yes, okay, and it comes like sweetheart neckline comes in at the waist Goes out long ass train. It's all to all lace. Oh lace, but it goes out a little bit all lace

the next dress for dinner is Caroline Kennedy, no, like what she would war, which is just white, satin. Yes, I've seen sat as well. Like just a slick thing. Slicked on us. Then for the dancing, a sexy little number that she pairs with cowboy boots,

a short dress that she pairs with like diamond cowboy boots. That's fun. And then the last look when the in and out truck comes is just the white, velour, juicy sweats that she and all of her girls get to wear. Yeah. Oh, a wool. No, no, no, no, I'm going to say like a cashmere crop top with sweatpants. Oh, that style of it.

Yeah, that's the same. Yeah, you're right. You're right. It's not gonna be the lure from the top. No, no, no, it'll be like a cashmere crop top. You're welcome. You're welcome. Yeah.

Okay, so Pete Davidson, he added Jasmine to, and had a Jasmine and allowed in tattoos dedicated to his and Kim's first kiss as tattoo. Oh, oh god. And we see that the Lusha was coming back in September and one of the scenes is, he went in the shower with, yeah. Hey babe, wanted to jump with the shower really quick and he throws his phone and runs. I call bullshit that was set up. Oh, for sure.

The whole thing is. And runs I call bullshit that was set up. Oh first no Nobody in this world no better with your four or 94 throws their phone up. I don't care what you are No, that's not hacking this cornball move Like was that was that sound effect? Yes, it was almost like an old sitcom Yeah, I'm a yavity I'm a yavity Sid and Cove. Yeah. Avady, Avady, Avady, Avady. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got it, babe.

Ooh. He also went on Kevin Hart show and said the one thing that he wants in life, I think, he comes out tomorrow is to be a dad. So prolonging the rumors of will they have a kid together who? Who? Who? Like, stop it. Well, I do.

I'm talking about it. So I think now I mean, I think he loves the family. And so anyway, somebody reminded me, wrote me, and said, I just think it's so crazy that for a very long time, he was in a committed relationship with Larry David from Kirby Enthusiasm's very funny, smart, intelligent, non-influencer celebrity daughter. And they broke up and that's when he went on to the Ariana Grande, the cake, Beck and Sal, and now the Kim Kardashian.

Oh, the Kaya Gerber was in there. And it's like, wow, like they were just two kids that were like into comedy that were in their 20s for all these years. And she just must be like, all right, but anyway, I told you I know she's got embryos with Kanye still, but I'm sure she has separate eggs because a smart girl like that would go, say don't inject them all with Kanye still, but I'm sure she has separate eggs because a smart girl like that would go,

say don't, don't inject them all with Kanye sperm, save a couple eggs for, you know, an ex husband. So those eggs will then get with him and I do believe they will either discuss it a lot. That's what we're gonna see in the September Hulu series. But I mean, I think she might. If they're still together by Christmas, I do think they'll be a baby cooking in someone. Good God, they're like octopuses. You know, when octopuses lay all those eggs, that's what I see, just like,

I've got all these eggs in my cove. Do you think they're gonna procreate? One can. How long have've been dating? Presultant thinks that you'll have twins with him. But twins, you have to be very nowadays, you actually put in two embryos if you want twins, unless you put some one and it actually splits,

which is so where that happens. Those are gonna be some of the topics. Haunted looking babies. Like a pair of dolls and an old Victorian attic just I always said My other prediction is that her mom has six kids. Yeah, and Courtney has three So she already beat Courtney and having the most four, but I always I did always think if she was gonna stay with Kanye And because she had all the emriors and she didn't have to carry them and what, that she would have like seven, she'd succeed her mom. God.

So I wouldn't, I'm not gonna be surprised if she does have a surrogate type baby that will be biologically hers and Pete's in the next year. Well, I'm hoping it's twins because we definitely, definitely need villains for the Kardashians next generation spin off. So like when North and all of them get a wage,

then we have the Pete Davidson kids, the twins, and they're like, hello Chicago. Yes. I like it. What's going on, Saint? Yeah. Yes. Because I definitely think like Pete's kids,

they would have like weird enough names go. And. Uh-huh. And very much like her mother, her mother had four with Robert. Yeah. And then Kendall and Kylie with her second husband. And a lot of people when they have a big break like that,

like the age break, which now the younger one is maybe like three or four, it's not a huge break. But like let's say they have, maybe the song will be like four or five when they have their twins. They want to have two together because they're like, one has to have a friend. It can't just be this good alone. So she might say, yes, let's put the two best embryos in this girl who's going to want

to grow. Some girl. Yeah. Speaking of BBLs and the girls, as you you know their asses are going down, you know They're becoming skinny white blonde group sorority girls from the 90s is the look right this happening now But James Charles didn't get that memo. He is the Huge you to make a guru guy that wears makeup. He is Still a guy, but he's wearing a bathing suit and he got a BBL.

I mean, he is problematic as is. Why is he so problematic? He went into, he like, he has he gone, has he done a dojit cat with some young boys that are not 18, correct? Yep, yep, yep, yep. And he kind of got canceled there for a bit because of it. And he was saying

a lot of like, lured things to young, young boys on TikTok and Instagram. I don't, I'm still amazed that he's got such a following still. It kind of just kind of, I guess got swept under the wrong. I don't know. I don't. I don't. Well, I've got one million likes on his TikTok, his his BBL. It's very strange to look at like just go back because you can you say he looked like a centaur. Right. Well, it is an interesting look when someone is still got a traditional male chest and abs.

But then has added hips. Another body at the bottom. Hips and a female bottom. Like a horse person. Like it is weird. Like if I, if you covered the top, I would have thought like, oh, that's, I'm sure I would have, I would have been like,

oh, that's Kylie. Oh, Kylie, Kylie had a male makeup artist that was featured a lot with her. And I would somehow was following it. And it was a male that wore a lot of makeup and everything. And then he, I saw him in like a one piece bathing suit. And he still didn't have boobs, but he had added hips. He had completely Kylie's hips and butt.

And Kylie's now face. Because when you're around them so much, you're just constantly like, yeah. That's so weird to me. And also I feel like you said, if he's like an influencer, shouldn't you keep up with the trends? Like the big butts are slowly coming out or like going away.

Maybe we've had the butt for a while, but I'm so glad that the flat ass is making a comeback. It's a new butt. She said it's a new butt. So whatever. It is a new butt. You're glad that flat asses are back. You guys flat asses are in. They're not really back, but I'm going to make it happen. Yeah.

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but it's just been really hard to nail down these things, but they're coming, they're coming this fall, and there'll be several them and they will be live juicy scoops. It's gonna be fun Like you know a little bit of everything stories in progress Audience participation it's gonna be very fun. So if you saw either of us last year It you will not it will be a completely different show. Yeah, love you. Bye share it you will not it will be a completely different show yeah love you and now I have even more hilarious fun topics and juice stories that I did with your other favorite Chris friend Jola a woman ended up in a wheelchair after holding in parts around her boyfriend did you hear about this no so she's

an influencer so it's a great story And first when I heard about it, I really thought she was like paralyzed. No, but she had such incredible abdominal pain that she did, but then she now that the parts are let out, but she's Apparently really held her parts for so long and then they've looked into other stories where women that Won't fart or won't and then Drake then Brandon said well you know Elvis died on the toilet because he had four months of shit in him. I go why don't you hear that? Well John Wayne too. They say John Wayne. How would you know that Elvis had four months of shit stuffed up there? I didn't hear four months but I did hear that Elvis suffered from it what's called an impacted colon. Oh.

And yes, I never knew that he was actually trying to take a shit from like eating too many peanut butterman and sandwiches. I thought he just was on the toilet and had a heart attack on the toilet. He did. I believe. He was trying to push out a shit so hard. No, I think he was doing drugs in the bathroom and just happened to be near a toilet.

From what I gather, I could be wrong. Can you believe he was only 42? I know. It's shocking. Can you believe he was only 42? I know it's shocking. Or 43 or something. Yeah, there you go. Brittany, Brought four months of poo in there. Elvis did. And John Wayne, it said John Wayne didn't go by months.

He went by pounds. I heard you think they're gonna throw away that 50 something pounds. Do you think they're gonna have poo poo? Is that a bass? Lerman's song are they gonna talk about that in the movie the Elvis movie? I think it's a big dope. I got a hunk a hunk of shit inside me Britney yeah Out there

Seriously the brown pumps are like never going away. I don't know if she's on a vacation again, I guess Hawaii. Another vacation. I don't know. I feel like she's rolling around for a lot. And anyways, she said America has done a wonderful job at humiliating me. Britney Spears claims that documentaries and specials made about her life. So someone asked her something, how do you feel about the documentaries?

And she said it didn't help. That humiliated me even more. And then she went on to say, never in my life, have I been picked up when I've landed from a plane in a golf cart. And when I first read that I thought, is she saying, you know how she's also been like, I couldn't have a jack and coke after a show? And I couldn't have a massage. So I was like, Oh, are you saying like, you never how she's also been like, I couldn't have a Jack and Coke after a show and I couldn't have a massage. So I was like, oh, are you saying like, you never got that special treatment

of a golf cart picking you up like a V.A.D.D. No, she's saying, she's only had private cars pick her up until now and she believes that America has set the golf cart so that we can see her and take photos of her and humiliate her that she's in a golf cart when other stars are in closed cars. Oh, wow.

Poor girl. Yeah. I mean, I feel like that's the least of her problems is the way she gets from a plane. She's got, yeah. I mean, and the, the, the right, the topics are as weird as ever. And she's just dancing around. She's still in the cheesecake factory house. I heard that she sold it.

Maybe she didn't. Yeah, I heard she sold it too. I heard she is moving to another house, something in the same area, a thousand oaks, but I loved it. There was a juicy scooper who did an Airbnb and it was kind of looked like Britney's so she yeah, who is dancing around. Yeah, like that is pretty great. If your entryway looks just like that, it's just got a very cold feel to it that had the tile floor just a very cold feel to it. The tile floor just don't do anything for me. Yeah, and then she's like, I guess from spinning, it's great.

That's what you want. And then she talked about how, like Annie was showing me some, she was on vacation, she took a photo of a baby and she drenzist long thing about how this baby, she held this baby for so long, people probably didn't know if she would give the baby back

I did it and then she just ends it with like but the baby still emailing me. Oh, I don't know if she's like joking Anyway, that's what she's doing people. Okay Okay, so Elon Musk quietly welcome twins except that everyone wrote about it with she Vaughon Zeez, one of his top executives late last year. So we're just finding out about now. I guess that is kind of quiet. So according to court documents obtained by the outlet, he... So he's... Okay. That's his tenth kid now I heard. You have nine kids. No, yeah.

10. He's 36. And he's 51. She's 36. And so they did just do a petition to with the twins, it made 10. He's 36, and he's 51, she's 36. And so they did just do a petition to change the twins names to have their father's last name and contain their mother's last name as part of the middle name. Do you imagine if you had twins with Elon Musk that you wouldn't have Musk the last name? Yeah, you want Musk to be the last name. Now, one of his older twins has transitioned to a girl and changed her name, but took Musk off of it. Oh. Nothing to do with her father now. Yeah. Okay. How old is

she? She'll eventually probably want a couple of bucks. Yeah. And then, of course, the Amber herd, baby, there's so many. Is that is he the father of her? Maybe we still do not know. Oh, but so many of them of our baby? We still do not know. But so many of them are twins and through in vitro. Yeah. So I feel like, you know, because it's all the money in the world. He's one of those guys that are like, I'll give you this firm, but let's go to this doctor to make sure that they're like genetically perfect as far as disease.

Yeah. You know, like, I'm not going to have a kid that like, you know, has some genetic disease or whatever. So, yeah, we can't recognize people's faces. But apparently he said, the world was right now there's an underpopulation happening. And so he's like, I encourage all my employees to have a lot of kids and I will like help in any way I can. If you're like, there'll be benefits to being an employee that has a lot of kids. My mom was actually at the grocery store

with the five of us during the 70s and a woman walked up and said, or a man, I don't know if it's a man or one, but I remember her telling me, they said, how dare you overpopulate the world like this? Wow, because of five. Because back then in the 70s, there was a lot of, I guess, propaganda, or I don't know what it was,

about that we were overpopulating the world and another saying, we don't have enough people. Yeah. It just depended on... I think we have enough people that want to work. That's kind of like Kim Kardashian. I mean, that's it. You know, do you know that Drake saw a TikTok

that said that half the rides at six flags in LA are closed because they do not have enough people to work the rides? Mm-hmm. Is that right? That's what he said. I don't know. I don't want to go and find out. I'm like, I'm glad that we did all the years. I sent to the kids. I go, are we good? Like, do we need to go to Disneyland or Macho Mountain anymore? Like now you're kind of your old or 1966? Right. Like I feel like I for the last 10 years, I have gone so many times. And they're like, no, I don't think we have to go this summer 10 years, I have gone so many times. And they're like, no, I don't think we have to go this summer.

Yeah, I think I might. I think I've done. Amusement parks, probably. Of all of it. I don't think I have to go anymore. No, because the kids are older. And we've done it all. Like we've done it all.

We've done universal shit ton of times, especially when we worked there. We got like those houses. Yeah, we've been able to go in. Imagine mountain, hurricane, we did there, we got like the, yeah, we used to be able to go in. Imagine mountain, what the hurricane, we did the Disneyland so many times. Yeah. I feel like we've, we've, I mean, now if they go,

maybe they'll like go with girlfriends and their older, but I don't think I ever have to go ever again. It's until I've grandchildren. I just went to Universal and it was fun with my daughter. You know, she's young, so she's like dominions and stuff. We didn't really go on rides We just see it was 750 dollars to look at a you know beetle juice And then we tried to take a picture with Frankenstein the guy who plays Frankenstein My daughter's even know Frankenstein is but he was tall. She's like who's that? I said I was Frankenstein

I'll take a picture and he had it. He was gesturing to my, who's that? I said, no, it's Frankenstein, he'll take a picture. And he had, he was gesturing to my daughter, who's three, to put her mask on. We didn't even have a mask. And he was going, oh, but he was doing it in Frankenstein. And he was like, oh, but yeah, he was, he was gesturing for the mask. And I didn't know, I thought he was just doing Frankenstein stuff.

And he would not take the picture without the mask But it's because because your two-year-old is gonna get through his actual mask Yeah, a mask got a real mask on that is so funny Oh, I was I oh, so guess we can't do it I don't know what the so we just didn't get the picture. Is it interesting that no one is talking about like vaccines or I mean Why is it I heard a new one's coming? Oh a new one's coming I read something monkeypox be careful. It's all over New York monkeypox I heard monkeypox was making its way at a lot of pride parades unfortunately. Yeah, cuz they said some guy at a bathhouse

Yeah, somebody or somebody in a bathhouse had a bunch of monkey pox sex You know to God now everyone's got it just bumps. It's just like skinned stuff goes away in a couple weeks Peter has all these little bumps around his ankles. He told me it was fleas But now I'm Riddled of monkey box. Oh my god. Now I got it Peter's riddled of Fleas wait, I don't know which one's worse that he has please are monkey box I don't know what at our house. He thought that somehow the dog like where he works out on this grass at our back yard He was getting him. He's very susceptible to skin diseases, so sure sure. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean

Okay, I don't know Okay Okay, wow, no, he was. Okay. Um, anyway, so Nick Cannon of course has nine kids and then they were tweeting. He's like us for tweeting that like, yeah, and then Megan McCain got in and was like, how is this funny or cute? What? Like people are mad at people have a lot of kids. I guess some people have a lot of kids and a little done. I mean, yeah, the world's over popular.

I did depending on you. No, it's not. He said it's not. It's under a lot of kids are a little dumb. I mean, yeah, the world's over popular, depending on what you call it. No, it's not. He said it's not. It's underpopulated. Elon Musk says right now, it's underpopulated. Well, that's what, yeah. Like, like, what we need to have more people to take. Los Angeles is too populated,

but then there are the cities and aren't. But I'm like, but if you're creating cars that are driving themselves, what kind of jobs are these people going to have? Like, if we're making robots do everything do we need them like army hammer will do everything army hammers working six jobs right now we can we celebrate that okay uh... but i tell my story yes you can

does hot Broadway news i'm here to report the hot Broadway news and now for broadwood for juicy scoop from Broadway are correspondent Christopher friend Jola Christopher tell us what's going on in Broadway hi Heather here on the great right way to give you the glowdown on all things Broadway beanie fellstein tell the steam yes you've heard of her she is the sister of Jonah Ahil, right? Uh-huh, I didn't know that.

Can you shut that up? And why don't they have the same last name? I don't know. Are they like Charlie Sheen and- Emile West of Ed? Yes. Yeah, they choose you. Like she kept the Jewish name and he went

for like something more fun. Maybe, but she's being effelled scene. I had no idea that they were brother and sister, but you might be right. But anyway, the story is- Yes, continue. She's in a Broadway show called Funny Girl. Oh, our brother and sister.

Okay, yeah. And- That was what Barbara Streisand made. She famous the movie, right? Yeah, and it was a huge Broadway show. Yeah. Everybody's excited about it. Is she that funny?

But I don't know. Okay. Well, apparently not, because she's leaving the show early, a couple of months early or a couple of weeks early, which is unheard of in Broadway world to like leave your contract early. Yeah. The only other time it was done was when Jeremy Piven, I don't know if you made a year ago, left a Broadway show early because he said he had poisoning from eating too much sushi. Yeah, remember that that juicy scoop. Yeah, it was like he had iron poisoning from eating too much sushi Well poor Eric Jane she was gonna be the lead in Chicago Roxy Heart

Remember like Roxy Heart everybody every celebrity Lisa. Yeah, you know who they did that to with 20 years ago Do you know who kept in Greece you guys Peter. Peter Pan. You got to stop talking. And the walking. And the walking, like just get on a scooter and leave. Thank you. Oh my God, it's amazing. I really want to keep that in. What people don't have real money in their face.

So real. Wait, was Greece Rizzo. Yeah, remember that Rosie did it Brooksheel's did it they could look like everybody that was popular in TV and through them as a Rizzo before that It was Peter Pan and it was always be a woman of like a 45-year-old woman had to play Peter Pan Sandy Duncan Sandy Duncan was the best at it. She had a glass eye, you know. Now, yeah. I'm standing on a come on TV. My mother would go, you know, she has a glass eye.

And I was like, what? They should be thinking. I think my mom was obsessed with the chit-chit glass, too. Also, you know, why was, you know, like nowadays, everyone's so mad if any actor is playing anything that they don't identify as in real life I'm like, yeah, it's called fucking acting right like so if you're so like I'm noticed that you know now that there's so many roles They got to have like a non-binary teen right like in every show

Uh-huh, and there's a few actors whose offspring are now identifying as non-binary right? I'm like, well, that's pretty great because the pool's pretty small. So those kids are working a lot. Because it's like now, not a normal, sorry, but a kid that identifies as just a cis male. Right. They don't want him playing a non-binary day. They only want, so yeah.

So I'm like, so technically, and that was wrong about Peter Pan. Yeah, Peter Pan was the first year old woman was playing a 14 year like but nowadays it'd be like But does this actor really fly yeah, and does he identify as a board for the rest of his life. Yeah, otherwise We can't have him. Yeah, I always found it. I went to see recently like at Christmas time a ballet version of the Nutcracker. And it's all adults playing the kid roles because they're better dancers or whatever. And it was very creepy. They would dress like kids with lollipops and stuff, but they were like 35. And there's big lollipops.

I was clara. They look like kid in Nutcracker. Yeah. And my sister wanted the role. Shannon, this was the only mean thing that she's ever said to me. Oh. And my sister wanted the role. Shannon, this was the only mean thing that she's ever said to me. Oh. And I got it. I couldn't believe I got it. I didn't even I was like, who gets a relief? Yeah, but we had other girls dancing and I just was doing the acting part. Okay. And I couldn't believe I got it because I was like a freshman. And she goes,

there's one reason why you got that. She goes, there's two reasons why you got that part. I go, what? She goes, she points to, because I had a fat face. Because you look younger. Because you're such a fat, cow, a trech face. Oh, well, I mean. But I totally took you off track. Why is Bernie, I was going to call Bernie, why?

He's leaving the production early. Well, she wrote yesterday that the production is going in a different direction. Yeah. And then today they announced that the new role will be played, funny girl now we play with a Liam Michelle from Glee. And so, you know, and she doesn't have a great reputation in Liam McShell. So some people rumor, rumors that she campaigned for the role stealing it from Beanie Feldstein. But there's also other people saying that Beanie Feldstein just wants to sell tickets, you know? Not that I don't think Liam McShell

is gonna sell tickets either, but maybe more. Beanie was Monica Lewinsky. Yes. In the impeachment, which I'm shocked just did not get the buzz, but I have a reason. I know why I didn't get the buzz. I think a show like that being that it was released once a week. Yeah. I think like younger people did not find it that juicy.

And also just like there's so much TV right now. It's hard to keep up. Like, you know, I think though that like I found an interesting cuz we lived through it But I find that younger people Do not care about sex scandals Because there's so much sex in their life and everyone you know It's so out there that then like something like that the president having an affair with an intern and like how much it like shocked Us living through it.

They're kind of like, who cares? Like all my friends are sugar babies. All my friends are blowing 50 year old men for a purse. Why is it such a big deal? Like they're just like, I don't need to watch. I don't need to wait every week to watch this. I think that's why I didn't do that well. But I thought she was really good in it.

I loved her in it. I've seen, she's good and stuff. I've seen her on other stuff. Do you, you know, if someone asked me what I ever wanted to do Broadway? Would you? H.O.s a week. It's a lot of work.

I don't, it's like not a dream of mine, I don't think. Yeah. Like that's, I don't know. I mean, it's been so long since I've done like an actual play. Yeah. Like the last thing I did was was sketches at the ground link theater. We're like, I'd have to hear my cue and be like,

waiting and hit my mark and everything. Like, I don't know. I don't think I really, I guess the opportunity really came up. I'd have to really think about it. First of all, I'd have to go see a Broadway play, which I never had. Yeah, I'm going up. I've literally never seen a Broadway play.

What? I've literally never gone to see a Broadway play the closest I came was my own performance at Caroline's on Broadway. Oh wait a minute Doing stand-up you've seen I've seen plays but not it not not on Broadway I've seen things to the bandtages like we'd go see sound of music and all that kind of stuff growing up my mom was very Living loss in New York. So yeah, that makes a little sense. Yeah. But I mean, I don't know, like, wow, I've got thousands.

What do you, you said you're seeing one tonight by yourself? No, Thursday night, I'm going to see Mulan Rouge at the pantages by myself. Yeah, Mulan Rouge. That's right. You know, the amount of times that I've had someone just DM me or tweet and just go, I know Chris is gay. Why is that? Because I

go to some of the word from him. I said, well, I know. I know. I know you're not. I know you're not. And I love that like you have to just defend it. You shouldn't have to defend it. I've got, I used to get that a lot in Chelsea lately. Remember, food would always stay. I was gay in Chelsea lately. And yeah, I don't really know why. Well, she used to always call Joe Coy gay too. I know, you know, the way I was kind of her stay. It's like, I want it.

But yeah, yeah. Yeah, anyway. Oh, perfect. James Conn's passed away from the Godfather. Right. I had always seen with the Playboy mansion. That was his whole thing. Play a game.

Yeah, he said he slept with a lot of women and a lot of hookers, but he said he didn't ever have to pay for the hookers. He just gave them cocaine. Oh, yeah, he, you know, in wildlife. I guess hookers really do like cocaine. Anyway, this guy was in it with him. His name's Gianna Russo, and he said he was rude to him. He was a dick on the set of the Godfather.

Then many years later, he was producing a movie and James Conn's agent called him up and was like, hey, we'd love to get James Conn to play this role. I mean, he's like, I guess James Conn didn't tell you what a dick he was on the set with me. And he was probably like, what? And I just thought that was interesting because we always wonder like, I was talking about this recently with somebody like, you never know why you're like black bald or why you can't get on a show and it can just be one person. That was like, you know what, in 1997,

Chris was, Chris didn't invite me to his party. Whatever, you never know. So I just thought that was cool. Oh, I agree with that. I believe I was taking off a show for making fun of one of the yeah. Recently. Yeah. You got what? Taking off a show for what? A couple of years ago one of those shows I think do we do it together? Is that one where we watch videos with Tyler at the muscular guy who hosts what's his name? Terry Cruz.

We watched videos with Terry Cruz. Remember we met Michael Cox, booked it. Okay. America's funniest home, but no, craziest videos, something. I was like, yeah, did you want it? Maybe I wasn't on it. I don't know. I'm'm gonna have me back a second time and I saw a writer's name that I'd recognized from another show. And I said something along the lines of,

is he on this show now? Is it like there's no way he'd be on this show? Why? Because he was on family, he was right on a family guy. And I was like, there's no way he'd be writing on this terrible show. Oh, you said it like that. To the producer, but I didn't mean it.

And then they never asked you back. Yeah, they never asked me back. But I didn't mean it that way, but it came out that way. Right. Yeah. Oh, Elizabeth Holmes X, the Theranos executive, Elizabeth Holmes one drop. Yeah. He has been found guilty too. Oh. So they, yeah, they're both guilty

on all 12 fraud charges. So she was found guilty six months ago. She has not been sentenced. She got married, had a baby. So, you know, she married another super rich guy. They always do. That's what's gonna happen. That's my prediction for Amber Heard.

You watch in a couple of months, it'll be another rich guy. Probably that guy you saw with the wheelchair and the big yacht. I mean, there's gonna be some other rich guy. That's just what, you know, that's the life she's gonna have. By the way, somebody sent us a picture.

Yeah. I think it was on your juicy scoop Facebook page that Amber heard was on Chelsea lately. Do you remember that? I mean, probably. I would be surprised we always had like actresses. I didn't even realize she was around back then. Probably, you know, like, yeah, probably.

Sure, and she was probably totally excited. She probably watched every night. Yeah. So, God. We have a good time. Anyway, the deliberative deliberated for five days. This was the guy if you watch the movie, you know, that was like this older guy that she was sexually involved with and she's she blamed it all on him, but clearly they were in it together.

And so, oh my God, they heard from 24 government witnesses. Each wire fraud count carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison. And the prosecutors alleged that he conspired with homes in a decade-long scheme to build hundreds of millions of dollars from investors and patients in an effort to keep the struggle company afloat. Like, I wonder how much time they'll get

because I feel like, yes, there were a couple people that got the wrong diagnosis and like had a really horrible week. Yeah. Because they like were told they literally had AIDS and they didn't and stuff like that or cancer. That'll do it. But the real victims are just these huge rich guys that invested in it. Yeah. And I just don't know that like a jury or even it is are going to feel like she has to be put away for life for this or him. Right. Because it's like different than like, yeah. I mean, anyway. I get, I think with that, I'm like, that fraud is fraud.

You know what I mean? No, it is, but I'm saying for the amount of time they'll get. Right. I understand why they're guilty. They're guilty of the crime. But like, when you think about how much, but they said they invested $100 million and you think that they'd be bothered to come to testify, but we didn't hear from them.

So they're saying like even some of the people that were duped out of the money didn't even bother. So they're like, really is it that bad of a thing? So that's what his people are gonna probably defend. Like, anyway, so they go with that. Let me see if there's anything else. Oh, I'm gonna end on this, okay. You have seen this girl from TikTok,

the Mormon TikTok girl. I've seen her, yeah. She's real pretty. And she always sets up her phone and does these dances, just like Brittany, but it's a different dance style. Okay. And she's got long hair and she's super thin and she's a Mormon and she was the one that then revealed that she and all her other

Hot Mormon friends. They all have a couple babies under 28 and they've got like three babies and they all swing her thing Yes, and they were swingers and some of the friends are like no, we didn't know I couldn't even keep track But she was definitely fucking someone other than her husband. They broke up and now she someone other than her husband, they broke up. And now she's back. Her husband broke up a her and the guy she was fucking broke up. Well, she and the husband are definitely broke up. Yeah.

I think she was getting, you know, but I heard from a lot of people that this is absolutely true with some Mormon people because they get married so young because they are not allowed to, you know, drink or do drugs. And that then they're all in the same boat and they all have the same lap of experience,

but now they're like adults with a couple bucks and they're like, let's spin the bottle, let's dry hump. Spin the bottle. Yes, they do that. They literally spin the bottle, go in a closet and just get to make out with other people. And then, in Utah. Oh, wow.

With these Mormons. And so, but then, you know, you're supposed to, there's rules to it just to get new fingers like you got to be in the same room or whatever. And I guess she eventually, you know, went off with someone else. So now, yeah. She does this dance. It's like a lot of people are stitching at meeting. They do it as well. So it's one of those things where she's dancing and there's writing like it, okay? Okay. So she, you know, it'll say like people ask, how are you co-parenting your kids?

So she points, the music's going and she points and she's like, three days on. Oh, I've seen those, yeah. Three days off, you know. And so I was like, what happens on the seventh day? And why are you dancing about it? And then someone said, oh my god, some other mom in her TikTok group

that would, they would all use each other like as a group, like a collab to get more people to follow all of them. And they're all had the long hair and the skinny bodies. I mean, one girl I guess was doing dances about her kid getting chemo. Like, did, do. How do you do the chemo?

And she's like, go into the doctor's, like, I mean, wow. I don't like, I just think these people just, they honestly are like, separated from reality somehow. Like, they literally don't understand that, like, not everything has to be a TikTok, not everything has to be posted.

Oh, there was this horrible thing that someone sent to me this woman named Drew McCray and she is some other mom influencer and she was married to this guy they had a couple kids and she was like a little bit fuller figured and she went on this vegan alkyne diet, whatever, and made her husband go on it. She lost all this weight. And the husband ended up like going to a coma. From the diet? Yes, from the diet.

And she's filming the whole thing and filming how like she won't let her, the parents come see the husband and he's like a former Marine. So then I got went down this rabbit hole, people investigating her. But I was like, what? I mean, at this point, I'm like, is anyone coming over? She's not feeding her kid and it was so weird. I'm just like these people just,

I think they just go so sucked into this world of like getting the comments and the likes and like Dancing around but she is pretty hot. I will give her that. Oh, she is pretty hot Yeah, but I and she does a dance where she's like she puts up her like kind of like leg. She's a certain style about it Normally, you know, the Mormons are a little more reserved. I guess, I think, maybe not. Maybe not. Well, I guess this is, I think a lot of Mormons love being part of the Mormon religion and they love the routine and how much they do together.

And that like, eating an apple and not smoking, kind of a life. But so then they find a group of people too. They're like, we're not gonna have, you know, we're not gonna go back to like having polygamists, relationships, or whatever. Right. But if we're all on the same page,

yeah. You know, I'd like to make out with someone other than the guy I've been kissing since I was 16. You know. I think swinging is, it's time to bring, we need like a good swing or movie. It's calls Yeah, soft swinging. I'm completely down for so I know what is that that means that's like been the bottle like first second base Oh, like maybe not a blowjob, but like a nice dry hump and just all right

Which is all I like to do anyways yeah, yeah dry home So now we can I answer yeah a couple of swinging questions? Is it even put your mind in the face? Yeah, sure. Yeah. I'm always concerned that do you do it in a separate location that you talk about the next day with your significant other or significant other in the room watching? Because that is a big, I feel a big difference. You know what I mean?

First of all, I don't think I'm a swing or type at all. It's not something I'd be interested in, but. I think for hardcore swinging couples that are both on the same page and have been successful at it. I think they go to the club parties together and when they meet couples, they have dinner together and they have, and sometimes it's the same room, but

maybe it's the same house, but they each go to different rooms. And then they go home to their spouse. And they never go out alone with the person that's under spouse. And I think those are the people that like successfully swing into a lifetime. Good. Of swinging. So you, and then of course the pineapple thing is a hundred percent real Is it a hundred percent now? I can't look at a fucking pineapple that

I think there's a lot of people that pineapples are adorable. They are a lot of think pineapples are a lot There's a lot of pineapple fun drinks a lot of row pillows at home goods with pilot pineapples. We have a little That here pillows at home goods with billet pineapples. We have a little mat here on the house that we're renting. That's a pineapple. And I don't think it's anything, but it's a beach house. It's just a coincidence. Beaches and pineapples go together. Hey, pineapples have been around a long time.

Not, you know, everyone loves pineapples. Yeah, but I mean, I definitely also, it definitely is absolutely a, uh. There's always been a sexual connotation to the pineapple because before the swinging thing, which I believe you're the one. It was to drink the pineapple to make your, yes, that was the other one.

So it's more in trouble for some to get down. It has a song out right now, Jack Harlow, first class. You have it there, is that Jack Harlow songs, first class? We're going first class. Something about him drinking pineapple juice. I thought that's about going on a flight and getting first class. And he's saying, and eating all the snacks and watching, marrying me.

What are you saying? It's, I'm back in comfort plus. Can I do that song? Come on, come on. Come on. Plus so fun. We're gonna get some. But anyway, he doesn't say something

about drinking pineapple juice in that song. Mm, for his, you know, whatever. I know pineapple juice is something that I know normally order. And then somehow it's like involved in a cocktail or someone has it. And you're like, why am I not having more pineapple? It makes you feel like you're having a good time. Yeah, that's probably why it's, it's, it's the, it's the swinging connotation. Yeah.

But I don't know. Anyway. Well, um, um, those, I'm gonna end on the Kardashians modeling. Ever, wait, did you want to tell us something else? I just want one more thing that I don't think we've ever discussed and it's I always think about this and I think about swinging. Yeah, it's how amazing and I think it should be maybe redone or rediscovered by people

in in decent proposal was when it first came out and dealt with that thing. Let me remind I know you have to remind people how great that movie about some old ninety movies that are great because i i downloaded one from my ride oh good talented mister rippley who are great is i knew it was juicy but i forgot so much about it so rewatching it now it was like i didn't know what was going to happen so fun europe festivities go watch are at his most gorgeous and and same with

Matt Damon. That's right. Yeah. Now I'm at Damon. What about you? She the girl. I don't want to give anything away, but Matt Damon doesn't play what he is in real life. Yeah. But he's created it now today, that would not be allowed. Yeah. Right. You know, it's like, anyway, so he, that's a really good one, but we're indecent proposal. So there is a couple.

It's Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore and there's this young couple and she's in real estate and she just happens to come across a huge lot in Malibu that no one's ever bought or built on, which happens all the time. And she, he's an architect and they put their money down to build their dream house. Well, the market drops and she's not getting as many listings and he's struggling getting his architect money. And they're like, how are we going to build our dream house in Malibu overlooking the sea?

Because that's what we deserve. This 30 year old white couple living in Santa Monica. And they don't know what they're going to do. So they go to Las Vegas for the night. And she's so hungry that she goes into a fancy store and she steals chocolates. It's like, literally like, like, like, miss. Really? Are you kidding me?

And Robert Redford walks in he's like, I like this average looking girl, even though she's stunning. And like, and he sends her the Versace dress and they hang out with them and then he's like, I'd like to borrow her for a night for $1 million. And they lose, don't they lose everything on a, they burn a bunch of money, they win a bunch of money

and that's when they roll around and they sing to that shoddy song. And then the next day, they lose it all. So then they're like, okay, so then she goes with him and has sex with him and their relationship is never the same. Yeah. Which is like so dumb, because I'm like, your 30, Robert Redford is like 62

You probably are fucking dummy more better than him But what do you've got to worry about yeah, but then he blows a rafson then all of a sudden she starts dating him Yeah, then they become a fool. It's a great movie. Yeah, maybe I don't know what and then he buys or a hippo at the end Yeah, what I know how is that hippo gonna live? Yeah And then he like buys the property or something and they're like, that's my property. How can you do that to me? And she's like putting up her open house signs and there's all those open house signs. And age people, people should watch it. It's a good one. It deals.

It's like a bad, it's like so bad it's good. So bad it's good. Yeah, yeah. The director Adrian Lyne who made some really bad good movies in the 80s and 90s speaking of so bad It's good all the reality stars are now models Christine Quinn from selling sunset Look at big big giant shoes are their yes, they all want to Balenciaga north went and Kim model and she really gave it her all she's giving everybody Ramona singer vibes with her eyes, just like walking through and it called Kidmin.

And I mean, I know it's fashion, but all the outfits are so fucking weird. But let's see, Aga, I feel as like, it's gotta be some sort of weird social experiment to see how stupid people can be and buy the most ugly, the ugliest things for the most ridiculous price. Because it's now laughable. Like if you you made if you put those shoes that she's

Christine Quinn is wearing like it's like a spoof like this woman paid five thousand dollars for these ridiculous giant clown shoes I mean yeah I was just a lot well Chris what's going on do you have shows anyone wants to go see coming up in July okay I got some Boston coming back to laugh Boston. That's gonna be exciting That is gonna be exciting. A lot of people are talking about it. Then I'll come long Island brokerage comedy club My hometown of Long Island coming back to 28th of July broke. I'm gonna come and then laugh Boston to 28th and 30th Comedy off Broadway Lexington Kentucky in August 11th, 12th and 13th.

That's, and then so many more coming up. Chris, friend, Jola, oh, I'd also like to announce right now, I have a show in New York that I'm doing, October 15th, go to Heather McDonald. Where in New York? The palladium. The palladium. Yes.

Like, just announced it. I don't, I used to go there as a kid like it was a club. Well it's a place I'm doing a show. On Saturday, October 15th, get your tickets now, and then I'm gonna have a couple more dates that I'm probably gonna announce on Thursday's show. Wow. That's exciting.

Thank you. It is. All right, you wanna get a cute lunch by the sea? Let's get a cute, oh by sea. Well, sure. Why not? Just keeps getting better. Yeah, sure. I'm gonna wait. Other boys coming. Absolutely not.

Yeah, because there's been a lot going on here. I got to tell you everybody this experiment that I am now a part of. Because I don't know if anybody else would put up with what we've been putting up with. Well, I do. I know you have to, but we've had to cut a few times. They've been beating the shit out of each other. They're screaming. Well, I mean, yeah, they're boring because there's nothing to do here. Right. You can't paddle board. You can't go on a scooter. You can't go boogie board. You can't ride your bike. Yeah. So what else would

they do, but like touch each other? It just beatings other up and have them had to stop and scream at them about 10 times. It's amazing. Podcasters just like us. They're just like us. They're just like us. Thank you. Bye.