Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Kardashians and Housewives with Celebrity Impressionist Andrea Lopez

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

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I have a fun one in store, hopefully We- I don't know, we haven done it yet. It's a first timer. It is impressionist, extruded, Nair, Tick Tock Star, AK Teresa Lopez, comedian podcaster, and all around pretty cute, nice person. Hi. Hi. Hi. Thank you Heather. I want to say I am beyond happy you couldn't even know,

and this podcast is going to be very fun because I'm a long time, I'm a long time fan, I'm a stan, and fellow impressionist. It's just thank you. This is a big, big deal for me. Thank you so much. I think the first thing I saw as you know, I love the TikTok. I find a lot of people on TikTok.

A lot of I find a lot of funny people there. And I think the one that really caught me was your Kristen Cavalari, which we'll get into. But I first want to get into the one that I believe made you the star, which is Teresa, Judyice, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and I want to get into this one. First, tell me a little bit about, do you, were you a fan of Housewives? Let's first talk about how you, what is your background of doing impressions, comedy, and what, how did you end up

here in the GC scoop in my presence? Yes. I started in radio. I always wanted to be in front of a microphone, and I thought it was more exciting to be in a studio. I would listen to Ryan Seacrest, and I just love it. So I always thought that after school, I went right into radio in a really small market upstate in New York.

After, did you go to college? I got into Syracuse. Oh, you did. Oh, cool. You seem just like exactly the type. Really? Oh, God. What is that? It is in a good way. I know. I have a really funny relative who went to Syracuse. I mean, she didn't pursue comedy, but she's funny and she's Italian and she's like, is that good or no? It was always like, do you want this or no? Oh yeah, or no. And I just, I don't know, I just like that expression or no.

My favorite one is, what are you gonna do? Well, all of my friends' moms would be like, oh my God, what are you gonna do? Listen, you gotta see why, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? You gotta figure your life out. What are we gonna do?

I went to Zarekuse because it was a big sports school. It looked fun. I wanted a really big campus and they had a great communications department. That's really all I knew. I visited. It was like two degrees and I thought, this is where I see myself. But were you doing comedy of any or acting prior to going to college? Prior to that, I was always doing impersonations that I did on Instagram,

but way back when Instagram still used Seppie filters and people would space their little, I mean, 15 years ago, right? And my friend said, just put it on Instagram and I thought, who's gonna watch this? So before even went to Syracuse, I love doing impressions. Always a fun thing for me, I would impersonate my teachers.

And then my parents said, well, you gotta get a degree in something. So there's a degree at Syracuse, television, radio and film. I thought that uncompasses everything. I'm a... From top to bottom, I mean, I could choose any of them. So, you know, I'm still in debt,

but what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Is it a problem or no? Is it a problem or no? We leave, I love the open-ended questions because you don't have to answer them. You're like, you're like, you get to solve it or no?

Yeah. To be determined. So yeah. And then from there, I worked in radio and always did impressions on the side and always had an Instagram that was dedicated to voices. And I really just pick people, you know, Brable Housewives has really created this cast, as you know.

Right. Absolute absurd women with catch phrases. And that's what I go to when I make an impression. I think about what are the funniest things that these people say? Kristen Cavallari, perfect example. Teresa, like, you don't even, you don't even need it. So how long have you been doing Teresa for? I started her at the beginning of the pandemic.

And I didn't even watch most Bravo Housewives. I watched Rony and Jersey. Okay. And I mean, I really, your Theresa is, I think, I've never seen anything that's come close to Theresa. That is that good. I have watched people, and let me, I'll just say this, that I- It also helps too, that you have a similar physical look to her.

I think that helps too. The hair, my Drew Barry more, and you know, is because I sort of look like her, sort of. So it helps, like, where your face sort of changes then you start to look like the person a little bit. Yeah, completely, I agree. Yeah, with Teresa, I watch back my old tapes, horrendous impression.

I was all over the place with the impression, but it grows, impressions grow. You know what I mean? So now that I've been doing her for three years, I've really honed in on it. And I tried other ones. I did, you know, Teresa probably has the most voice that you could copy, but I tried the other housewives

and I just, I really was like, okay, no, I got the money with Teresa. Right, I mean, that's the thing too. It's like sometimes I'll have you for bed like on a show. And what time, I mean, I don't do that many, and then there's something that'll come, and sometimes all of a sudden,

I'll just be talking about a topic, and I'll realize, oh, I can do that person. Like, I didn't even try for me. I don't like sit down and like go today, I'm gonna try to do this person, which, but some people do, and that's cool, especially if you're like on an SNL or something. But I've done like morning radio, and I didn't realize that somebody wrote weird shit in

my Wikipedia and I remember being there and they're like, you do impressions, let's see Bill Clinton. And I'm like, what? I don't even know Bill Clinton. And they're like, okay, Donald Duck. And I'm like, where the fuck are you getting this? Excuse me. Yeah, right.

And so it's like, I agree. Like I could do a bunch of housewives, but then there's some that I, you know, didn't really try to do and have no desire to tackle. It's just like, and then I see somebody else does that person pretty well. And I'm like, good, you do the Heather to Bro girl, like, you know, whatever.

Okay, so now I know the story because I saw you at the, was it the first provocon or the second, the second provocon? The second one, yes. In New York, you went as Teresa with the high hair and the crown and that's really was so smart because you got your ass and then you bought a ticket.

Yup. And then you asked a question. Yes. And then you asked a question. Yes. And so they got to see your talent. And she had followed me with Louis, and I knew that because Louis had liked a couple of the posts. So I'm like, you know what, if I just go, somebody's gonna get a picture of me,

somebody's gonna cover it, somehow it'll get to Teresa, but it went way better than I actually anticipated when they got me up to ask a question. And I think my question was so stupid. It was like, if you had a sign, what would you name the sign? Stupid. She's like, well, I already have signs, Louis signs.

I'm like, oh my god, that was the dumbest question. But thankfully, it ended up, you know, hurt people contacted my agents and we were able to get me on one of her shows. So it did work. Yes, it did end up working. But. So I love that you did a video where you went looking

at Christmas lights as Theresa. Like I think that's really, really a fun thing to do when you do impressions to constantly reinvent it. And I do think that a, listen, an athlete person that does, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston, I do kind of feel like I was probably like one of the first people that did her

because it's just one of those ones kind of like a Christian Cavalry where not until you see somebody else do it that you're like, oh, there is those weird quirky things. Like sometimes people will copy your impression. Yes. You know what I mean? They're not really even trying to do trees,

so they're learning the ins and outs from watching another impression. And there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, I think I've heard like Dana Carvey say that that that's the way he would do people is that like he'd see somebody else do it and be like, oh, they do say that all the time or whatever. And like one of the things I do when I do to read,

I don't know, it just started as I always say mind you. So she'd be like, and Phoenix and Jacka, do you want lunch mind you? Like it makes no sense. And I just always, but like sometimes you have to say those couple words to get you in the mood. Like I had a horrible year with PTSD. And PK doesn't really seem to think that it's real. He thinks that I'm exaggerating or what, not.

And then my best friend, Kyle, is with Morgan Wade all the time and talking about scissors ringer mind you. I'm just there to support Kyle, you know. And then her voice has changed. It's gotten a little less English. Yes. She's been going off and on for a while. It's like a little, but it is the same type of thing. And so it's like, I like that you, you know, I think the best impressionist, I really like, are ones that also are comedic and creative. And they really have, maybe it's not the most

perfect impression though, I think yours are. It's that they know the point of view. Yes. Of what? So you put Theresa in the situation. How would she react? So in looking at the Christmas lights, it was like amazing. So I'm going to give you a big story that came out yesterday. Joe Gorgah. Yeah. Her brother. First we'll talk about it as us and then I want to care. But Joe Gorga is her brother and they've been estranged now for a couple of years. We don't know what the seasons get a hold.

However, I've heard they really don't even film together. Joe Melissa, it's like two different casts. And their kids are all delights, wrestles. And he got upset with the wrestling. However, in reading the comments, some people are all delights, wrestles. And he got upset with the wrestling. However, in reading the comments, some people are like, no, apparently the kid that was wrestling his son was doing something wrong or something.

I don't know, but you never want to be the parent that gets thrown out of the school gym, which is what happened to Joe Gorgah. And so Teresa, you're just, you know, just minding your own business and you just found out and I'm gonna ask you, Teresa, what is going on with your brother Joe? Look, I don't really, like, keep up with him, like, you know, we don't talk of whatever, but he's got, like, you know, anger issues. Like you guys know, like when I was away, I was working on that stuff. And now I'm like doing yoga, like not my stay. So maybe you should like, you know, start doing that because this like embarrassing. Yeah, I always thought it was so weird, Teresa, when I never understood why when you

went to the might have been this boy's christening. I'm not even sure You showed up being nice And you just wanted to congratulate him with the beautiful christening and he He said like get away and you what what was that all about? What was going on? What do you think? This is like the the perception or like you know like what are smokers fire is that what they say like I'm always right. I always come in, I want peace. I'm like, always like, walking in, like,

we're just going on. I just want everything to be like, happy. And then, like, he's always starting to dramas. Yeah. Like, they start in fights and stuff. And like, Joe, my ex-husband, like, they started going at it. And I'm like, like, I just came to support Jesus, baptized my nephew. And then they starting it.

Yeah, I remember there was also time that we guys were like at some retreat and the brother and your ex, Joe, gotten fight with your brother, Joe. And then there was a lot of black, I feel like he was using the spray to get rid of the gray before people knew what that was. Do you remember that? Yeah, I mean, like that was some the spray to get rid of the gray before people knew what that was. Do you remember that? Yeah, I mean, like, that was some stuff on the walls. Like we was like, what is that?

It's like, but, you know, production, they was cleaning it up, but I was like, oh my god, look, Joe, yeah. I mean, they both are like little tiny Italian men that go and bald. So like, you know, they need all the help they can get, but yeah, I mean, was embarrassing but and how is everything with you and Melissa do Talk to Melissa at all now. She's in my rear view like I don't I don't talk to her

I don't know what she's up to like I hope her the best but we don't do nothing like now and What about what's going on with Louis? I saw that Louis and you guys all want to the Bahamas and Louis and your ex Joe are very good friends, which is so nice for the daughters. It's so nice. Yeah. Louis all about blended families. He's always like Theresa.

I want to know Joe. Like I want Joe to be there. And we was taking a picture. You know, we're so funny. We were taking a picture, and I was looking at Joe, and then Louis, like, up here, and I'm, like, so much taller than Joe.

He just realized that now, after being married to him for 20 years. I don't see him again. I was like, oh my god, like, you're so tiny. Like, how do we do that all these years? Remember, and he would talk shit about me. He'd be like, that's my bitch wife.

Like, I wish I had... Oh, like a napa, yeah. Napa, like, I watched those clips back, and I'm like, I'm hurt. Like, I wish I had seen myself as this tall, like, beautiful lady and told Joe off. Yeah, well, okay. Now we're gonna, I watch you to come back

to see some of what I do, I'll show you something juicy. So I, I did hang out with them in St. Parts as a comic. Yeah. And they could not have been nicer and more fun and he could not have been more into her in a very genuine way. But one thing she did say was I was said to them like how are the girls and she's like,

oh, they're with Joe now in the Bahamas or whatever because this was like maybe spring break last year. And she goes, look what they said because they know I love pictures. And I just like, exactly like, and they had said all these pictures of them, like looking beautiful and going out, which they're all beautiful.

And I just was, she's like, because they know I like, it's just, this is why we love her. It's the simplest things, it's ever, it's what everybody's thinking, but Teresa actually says it. She's like, and like, look, is why we love her. It's the simplest things, it's what everybody's thinking, but Teresa actually says it. She's like, and like, look, they know I love pictures, so they sent it, because they look good and pretty. And you're like, thank you for saying exactly what it is.

Okay, so now I'm gonna do Trubrera more and I'm gonna ask you some other questions, okay? Yes, and because of this the way the studio, I would crawl inside your vagina. Oh, please do, yeah, but it's gonna be a little hard with the technical stuff here So just imagine if I was this close to your spray tan. Okay Teresa you Are such a pillar of strength. I mean when you came home from that scene after being away, I'm gonna say away,

because that is what you said. And I got chills when your girls ran up to you and hugged you. I think that was just what made the world realize. This is a true mother. And now that your daughters are fashion models and clothing, do you think you guys are going to be the next Kardashians? Thank you, Drew. I think we're just like a really strong family and we've been to a lot.

And that's why being on this show is good because we get to show that you know and like I think that we're stronger than the Kardashian but like I love them they're great family like oh my god love love love you guys but listen we're like real like we've been through some stuff you know yes I just think it's so surreal that you're a mother and I'm a mother. And I haven't had sex in 11 and a half years. And I am so inspired by you and the new husband and the fact that you guys seem to be really sexual.

Drew, Drew, you gotta get back into game you gotta open those legs girl like like I don't you gotta Just want to get under the covers and watch Netflix seriously. I know I'm scared the amount of cobwebs is spiders You got crawling up your your legs like you got to dust them off You got to get the bats out of the cave. Like, you're a lioness, you gotta roar. You gotta get back out there. Like, that's things not gonna work after a while. When you inspire me, and I believe that the universe

is gonna bring me my own Louis, and I'm just gonna have positive thoughts. Yes, bro. Okay. You guys got, you gotta put it out there. You got it namaste. I do a lot of meditation. So just be like, I'm gonna get some deep.

Like just keep saying that mantra. Okay, so I need to secret a big penis. Yeah, you gotta need to go to my ankles and put a vision board together of just big dicks. Yeah, you can get those styrofoam things, start hanging them up and stuff. Like, like my daughters used to do these science experiments with like big planets. That's what you need to get. Yeah, and just like put them around, get knocked into face by them sometimes.

I love the way you say daughters as her. How many daughters do you have? Four daughters. And you know what, people are so funny. They will be in the comments being like, you didn't say daughters that time. And I'm like, hold me accountable. Thank you. Daughters.

It's gotta be D-O-R, daughters. I remember, I was like, whenever I am, I'm not gonna done an Australian accent, but if I had to do an Australian accent, accent, I have to say weird, because that would be awesome. It's really weird, like weird. Like, and then that's how you kind of get into it.

Like there's certain words that maybe we'll get you into the character more, yeah. I call them gateway words. Yeah. With Teresa, it's daughters. Yeah. How you just did Doreep, mind you, it's these things. And then, love, love, love, Louis, babe.

Then you go up on Babe. That's, you gotta go, Babe! And I wish I had a raspy voice. I don't, I would love that. Yes. But I guess I wouldn't be able to do as many impressions with a raspy voice. But with Teresa, she has this little raspy

when she goes up. Babe, we're doing this, when she went to Switzerland. Yeah. When I was hanging out with Louis, like he was, he's very genuine. He's very genuine and he's like very excited about my talent and your talent. I think it's very genuine.

Yeah. And so the first time we hung out, he's like, so what do you, come on, what'd you think of her hair? Like the first thing you said. And he goes, it's pretty crazy, right? And I go, well, I love the way they edited you looking at it. Yes. Like they really caught you being like, and I go, this is what I think happened.

I said it to Teresa. I think you said, I want it like kind of high and full. And you get trusted, the hair and makeup people. And you sat back and we're on your phone why they put it in your head. And then it was too late. And she's like, that's exactly what happened. And then you just went with it

because it was still the happiest day of your life. And in the end, you know, I got a death protector because it was, if it was just a normal due, nobody would have talked about it. It wouldn't have been this iconic thing. And I love that it wasn't really her intention to have it like that, but it was so big and the 11,000 bobby pins. But it's like again, it all worked out.

Things work out for her. She's a walking meme. She's a walking, just wherever she goes, publicity, and like people just love talking about her. Cause yeah, who has 11,000 Bobby pins in their hair for their wedding? I mean, there was a million articles written about that. Right.

Exactly. I mean, I like remember when all the photos started coming through and I was like, if you were to write a movie, that's this is what would be in it. You know, it was almost like, I can't even believe this is real. It's a freaking amazing. That she delivers, I've been able to talk to her team

and they're just like, no, we just, we don't even prep Teresa. We just let Teresa be Teresa. That's what she does. And I go, she's meant to be a star. Yeah. It's crazy. But yeah, and Louis is just the biggest supporter.

Yeah. Because even after we did a show, they actually invited me out to dinner and it was so nice. And, you know, Teresa was like, I gotta go. I gotta go take a bath. Her big thing is bath. And she was like, all right, I'm tired. I gotta go. Does she feel like Meredith Marks of Real House of Assault?

Like, he stepped on her, like, bath, she's like, yeah, bath is my thing. What's this bitch doing? Like, bathtub's my thing. Like, hello, I do bubbles. What's this bitch doing? Bathtubs are my thing. Like, hello, I do bubbles. Like, what are these? Who's married? It coming out with these romance. Like, hello, I started the bathtubs.

Like, it's ridiculous. Like, the fact that these women choose their things to be theirs. And then they're like, what, you can't know this is my thing. I think this is my thing. Bathtubs are my thing. It's so funny that now Meredith, but they both, I think, do require a bathtub

in their hotel rooms. Good for them. I get kind of weirded out. So you do what I one time saw, and it was like an old actress, or say it was like her name was Carol Alter, or something, and I saw something where she said she went and like put alcohol or something,

and like little flame to disinfect the tub. Yeah. And ever since I saw that, I didn't really want to take a bath in the hotels. Yeah, even the nicest of the hotels. Or if I do, I like literally do wash it out before I get in it. I do too. Or I lay a towel down

because I'm just thinking, do the services in the hotel, do they actually clean it? We have no idea. Especially after COVID, whenever all the house keep it was just gone, you're like, oh, I'm here for four days, really? Nobody, nobody's gonna come by. Thanks to Saltburn, I now know what people do in bathtubs.

I had no clue. I have the cleanest, my mind does not go to the gutter, Heather. It doesn't, and when I saw that, I go, and this is why we don't I have the cleanest. My mind does not go to the gutter Heather. It doesn't and when I saw that I go Yes, and this is why we don't get in the tubs the saltburn. Oh my God Yeah, I I'm gonna say it for the third show that guy looked so fucking old to pay a 20 year old Forget about that you was so was sucking up like come and dub moisturizing cream from the drain. Forget about the period scene.

Forget about the grave scene. I just couldn't handle that they didn't like at least if you want it. This is what they should have done. If they wanted for the part, he's only like 31. He's not that old. Just really old. They should have just gave him the Botox then, or did the scenes where he's 31 at the end do that first, then give him some Botox to make him younger for the 20 year old scenes. I agree with you,

because how are we supposed to believe he's in high school at like a boarding school? But the fact that I'm the only one talking about it, I guess it wasn't a big deal. I guess his height difference. I think they thought that was going to save him. They're like, it's okay. He's half the height of Jacob.

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pocket. That's how Marcus was able to invest in everything he needed to launch his podcast about his pets. Welcome back to PetGas. VisitSgoShabing.com slash welcome offer. GoShabing conditions apply. Um, okay, so here's my Duru. She was crying today, I just want to say, because she was like, I'm just, and I do kind of appreciate that she's, I just was going to go to yoga.

And I turned on my TV, and it's the wedding singer. And Adam, we made such a beautiful film. and I'm not going to go to go I'm gonna go to the later one because I'm gonna sit here and watch the art that we made and it's just I love her I love her I think she I think her talk show is fantastic again I think the fact that she invades their space is smart. Because it's like everybody talks about it and now it's her thing.

And I do think it's authentic to her. She is that hippy-dippy, Gila Me Get Close. And she is so close to Ross Matthews, is a really good friend of mine. He's like the regular co-host. And we were hanging out in L Lakinta together and having lunch. And their friendship and her love for him is so real and so authentic.

And I'm like, I go, look, I'd love to come on the show. I go, I know I'm one of like 10 people that do her. And I feel like she wants to choose the younger girl, you know what I mean? Like what's her name, Chloe from SNL, who's amazing. But I'm like, I get like, I remember what time. I know. I did this thing ghost stories, celebrity ghost stories.

And I basically exaggerated a ghost story to get $6,000 because I heard $6,000. I was like, that's half a year at Catholic school for one of my three kids. So we're doing it. We're doing it. You were doing it. And I talked to my friend that was into ghosts, and she told me how to exaggerate the story.

But I did think there was some connection to it in that I did have a really weird dream where I felt like there was a ghost in my bed kind of hitting on me in my sleep. And the next day my agent goes, have you ever had a ghost experience? So I do feel like the universe. I'm very much into like God in the sleep. And the next day my agent goes, have you ever had a ghost experience? So I do feel like the universe. I'm very much into like God in the universe.

And like I do feel like Jesus loves me a lot and stuff really works in my favor. So I was like, this is meant to be. But then I had to exaggerate some of the things. Like the air was all of a sudden it was cold and whatever, you know, because my friend said that ghosts like to fuck with the thermostat or whatever.

So I thought it was their cold energy, like they were dead. They fuck with the thermostat? Oh, maybe I just thought they fucked with the thermostat. I'm imagining the ghosts like going, doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo. No, you're right, you're right. It's probably that their deadness makes it cold. Yes, I grew up in a very old townhouse.

It's for sure haunted, like six generations of my family live there. So that's why regardless of whether it's haunted or not, the only thing I know is it gets cold and sometimes you can't move. And they fell with a thermostat. So then I had to tell the story of how it happened. It happened in this hotel room called the London in New York.

And in my story, I said, oh, I do a lot of stand-up and I travel and I always organize all my makeup and I said, oh, I do a lot of stand-up and I travel. And I always organize all my makeup and I kept losing this lip liner. So apparently the ghost that wanted to rape me was also into wearing makeup. I don't know. And I had Harry Arms because the Harry Arms part, that part I remember from the dream. But then I did keep losing my lip liner, but it's because I'm disorganized. But I said it was because the ghost was taking it.

Yeah, anyway. So I watched the redo of it, and I had to be very serious. So I'm like, and my husband was laughing so hard because he never saw me on TV like being serious. And I was like, and then it just got really cold. He was like, what? I'm like, it's close, $6,000.

Okay, so, and then, but they show this girl going to go do the standup who's just a brunette younger version of me. But I was like, that's you yet, Viner? I'm like, wait a minute. Like I'm like, was Adrienne Patrick not available at the time? Like I'm imagining other cute prunettes that I think resemble my cuteness more. They should have run it by you though,

the people they were casting. I was so happy with that, right? No! No, there's no approval in that. And I was just like, oh, okay. So I totally get like, now have you ever done someone and you meet the person and they're not so pleased in your whole life, not even like recently?

In my whole life, no. But then again, the people that I have met, it's been through, they appreciated it and they asked to meet or we organized something to meet. But and I'm pretty good at not doing, Teresa, honestly, the first time she's maybe, she's like, do you like me or hate me? She needed to know.

She needed to know where she stood. Yeah. Right. And so I'm, of course, I truly do love Teresa and she knows why she's funny. Yeah. Because she just states the obvious. So I think that was the only one that approached me when I met her.

I think she's a little, when in meeting her too, I think she's like a little, she's a little standoffish. Right, she just wants to make sure you're not using her. Yes, exactly. I think after everything she's been through, she's a little slow to trust, but she'll be polite and sweet. But she's like a little slow to like, all right, let's fucking talk.

You know what I mean? I think that would take a longer time to get to her guard to be down. Definitely. Now, Louis on the other hand, he's inviting us over for dinner, for mozzarella parties. Yes, he's like, come on over, we'll talk, we'll talk, media, we'll talk. Yeah.

And Teresa's like, all right babe, let's go. Like, right. Exactly. We'll get back to them later. Like, you know, so I think Louie's just, yeah, exactly we said Teresa's been through a little bit more than Louie in terms of the loss of friendships and trust.

And trust. Yes, yes, definitely. And so, no, so Mike's story that I've told it before, the one and only time someone was mad at me is I was at Kim Kardashian's Wedding to Chris Humphries and I was three shards. Thank you for the Rumbar Three charts the win. Yeah

feeling the love feeling the fun and Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan were all there. Oh my god at that time We were doing we were doing a, sketch parody of their reality show which featured not Lindsay, but it featured Ali, the younger brother Cody and Dina and the grandma. And Guy Brannum, who's going to be on the show, he played the grandma and Chelsea of course with Dina. Yeah. And then I was Ali who was like 13 at the time. And and then this other guy Brad Wallick was the red headed boy that was like 11. And we like really made these crazy stupid sketches and like no one was watching the show except people that were watching e so then it it made sense to us. But anyway, I went up to her and at that time now,

she's maybe 15, she's tall, skinny gorgeous. And I was like, Ali, Heather Dahl, I do an impression of you. And because she's 15, and I don't think she got it, she was like really mad more about the impression of her brother, like her little brother. Oh, okay. And she was kind of like, what you guys do is so mean

and done it and then I was just like schooling her. And I'm like, well, you chose to be on a reality show. And my job is to make fun of reality personalities. And I was nice to that. I was like, but you're beautiful and you're smart. And it was, I only do people I'm intrigued by and I find you're super intriguing. Years later, they're staying at Jill's their house.

Oh my God. Lindsey and Ali. And I don't think they ever remembered. In the Hamptons? Yeah, and we were hanging out and they were being very nice. And I honestly don't think they, so ever, I think that it was such a small blip in their life. Yeah.

This one season weird show that no one watched and the fact that we made fun of it and the fact that I went up to it. So I never that it was such a small blip in their life. Yeah. This one season weird show that no one watched, and the fact that we made fun of it, and the fact that I went up to it. So I never brought it up, but I'm like bummed, I didn't, because I'd be like, it'd be a funny little, yeah, I remember that she, at that time now she was like, you know, 19 or 20 or something.

Right. And like modeling and this and that, but like, yeah, it's just, you were schooling a 15 year old basically. Man, I shouldn't have done that. I remember when I schooled you, and I told you what a job is of an impressionist?

I just remember my friend was like, I thought it was, I tried to stop you, Heather, but you were three shards and I'm like, you'll love it. Okay, now, Christine Cavalieri, like I said, was one that when I saw you do that, I was like, that was one where I'm like, oh my gosh, it does have a very distinct way of talking you with blonde hair really look like her. You know, it's a

stretch, it's a stretch, but no, but you do kind of look like her when you put on the wig. It's a good Amazon wig. Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to make you bring on the wigs because I don't think you need to do it. It's like I think, you know, I used to do that with all the wigs too. And then I, oh, you don't really have to. Okay, so it's true. So when did you first realize there's something really fun about the way she talks? Years ago, I always loved her,

even when she was, you know, when her car broke down, and she said, Dunzo, and I thought that was the funniest, a little catch phrase. I'm like, your car is Dunzo. Was that one she was on the show, or this was back on Laguna Beach. This was like years, years, like years years years and her car had broken down and she called her dad and she was like Dad like what else was it to call people a like fat way fight cars done so and it's like

Whatever like a beat up truck and I always love that these wealthy kids have like these beat up trucks as if their parents are trying to teach My lesson, right away salt burned yeah Remember when he goes to visit the parents to find out that the parents aren't dead? Yeah. And I'm like, really, you live in a castle and you're driving like an unwashed 1982 truck? What is that? What is that?

Is that a new flex that super rich kids need to do is to have one shitty car and then one nice one, like have a Tesla and then have one like old, Farty one? Right, and they take that old, Farty one around when it's just, you know, running errands or whatever. Oh, interesting. Okay. But I don't know.

That in my mind, that's what I was thinking, because they always have that token shitty car. And you're like, please, I'm still driving. My Jeep 2011 Compass with the gash on the side, self-inflicted, I did it, and I'm still driving it. And it's not a flex, it's not a risk for a flex. Right. But now I feel better that she was driving a beat up old Toyota.

So I thought she was always a character and I never really did her until she started, she did her own show then. Her own show, right? And I just, with the now ex husband, yeah. With the now J, J, and then she started saying J funny and I thought, okay, I'm enjoying this too much. I've got to recreate.

Let's hear a little bit from that show. When someone did not show up to work the store on common James. It's like complete disrespect. It's like I'm showing up every day. I'm like in my warehouse. Like I've got on common James on right now. These are the Laguna Biotch set. You guys can see them.

Yeah, it's just like, hello, like I work harder than all of my employees. And it's just like, get your ass to work. Get up and work. So yeah. So when you, what is amazing is, now she has a podcast which she does well with. And I mean, just the plethora of content for you because even when you did the impression on your TikTok, you did a shirt like this, you did a skim shirt. Right. And one of the things that she got news

was in the news for recently was her opinion of, it doesn't matter if you bone on the first date or the third, if it's meant to be, if it's meant to be, and if it's not meant to be, you might as well know now, then waste any time. And a lot of people felt, you're wrong about that. You should not have. So now I'm gonna interview you just as me,

and I'm gonna just, as an old virgin, I'm gonna challenge you on this. So Kristen like I totally get it. It's a new era. It's a new group of people. I did not screw like that. I do feel like it's because your age group grew up with sex and city and they were fucking so many people that maybe that's why you feel like everyone should bone the minute they meet someone or not. Okay, I'm just speaking from experience. I am a divorcee. I've been through the bullshit and I'm just like done with pretending.

You're either in it or you're not. If he doesn't text you back, mash that on our channel. Like, match up. Like if you've ghosted you, ghost is not. It's like, it's like not that hard, you know? And so where do you meet guys right now? Are you on Raya? Are you being set up by your agent?

The fact that people are like literally on Raya trying to find some deck is like, what are you doing? Like, it's a embarrassing for you. No, I used Raya, but I was like, the webs were getting too caught up. You know what I mean? Like somebody knew somebody and I was just like, I cannot be with this.

So it's like friends of a friends, Justin sets me up sometimes. I'm a busy mom though. Like, I barely have time to like shave my hoo ha. So like, I just, I meet them out, you know, coffee by a... Now you dated a comedian that I know Jeff die. And what was the story? At first I didn't even know if it was real.

And it seemed like a weird pairing. Like what is the story behind, how did you end up dating this guy? I mean, Jay, my ex was like a piece of toast. So I appreciate when somebody can make me laugh. You know, like if somebody can make me laugh, I'm like, okay, let's go. So Jeff came out of the freaking woodworks

and I was in a life of work and he was like, let's meet up for coffee. I was like, okay, he showed up like an hour late and he was like giving me all this story. Like he got a DUI and I was like, I gotta DIY on the way to the coffee. Supposedly it was late late the night before. Oh.

And that's why he was so late, because he slept through his alarm. What a dingle. What are people doing? I'm a mother of three, and this guy's getting into UR. It's just the caliber of men. But then you continued to date him for a while? No, so then I was like, you're embarrassing.

I don't want to see you. And then I didn't even say his name, but it came out, he like outed himself. So you talked about it on an episode that you dated a guy that had a DUI, and then he was like, why is she telling the story about me? Yeah. And do you think he was doing that to get himself in the press

and jump on your clout coat? Probably. Like, people are always trying to use me. And I was like, Jeff, you're being so dumb. Like, I didn't even say your name. But thanks for giving me publicity. Like, you're not like free press. All right.

So it kind of helped me, you know? Yeah, so, and where do you stand now with the dudes? I mean, I go on a couple of dates here and there. But again, I am not Thursday. I am not looking for men. And if they just happen to come upon me and I'm like again, I am not Thursday. I am not looking for men, and if they just happen to come upon me and I'm like, you're funny, you're cute. Okay, like I'll talk to you. So you're not looking to get married or have any more kids? No. I am not looking.

I'm just like sick and tired of like the dating games. Like I just want to be real. If he texts me, I'll go on a date if if not, would you ever consider dating a woman, like Kyle and Morgan Wade? I don't think so. I don't know, I'm not into it. I like a really tall, that muscular vibe. And it's just like, I mean, you know, you never know, right? Yeah, you don't wanna say that you don't. You don't wanna close off that door, so soon.

Yes. You really never know. It is kind of like the vibe right now. I was very in. Well, if things ever get slow for you, like as far as press wise. Exactly. And you don't wanna bring up Jeff Diagan.

I may just have to like start a little drama with a woman, but who would you choose on the set, on the cast of the hills? Like, oh, for me to be with a woman? Yeah. Well, obviously, Adrienne Patridge, because I feel like I like when couples look alike, and I think that we could look,

that she looks the most like me, only because we have similar hair. But that I, I love when same sex couples look like each other for real. Yeah. I mean, they're spending... Are these the stars? Or are they dating?

Yeah. I mean, there were so many times where, especially being in LA, where I just assumed that this was a two gay guys that were in love and there was an age difference and it turned out they were father and son. That's a lot more than once. I literally have to. Yes, and so it's have more than once. And so we my son golfs, this now I'm just being me, my son golfs. And and he's like, mom, tell me what it's what it's like to do.

How you how you and dad used to get, you know, free trips and we'd have to listen to the time share presentation. Oh my God. And I go, well, we would do it so that your dad could like golf for free, because we'd listen to the whole thing and then I have to come over to the excuse of why we're not gonna buy him. I have so much guilt about the person wasting their time.

And I just couldn't even take it. Finally, I was like, how many standards do I have to do before we can just not go to this? And so then my son as he got older, he was like, can I go as dad's husband? Because they'd have the same name, and then he, because he wanted to see what it was like. And then they would both get the,

because you have to have your spouse go. You cannot say my wife is at home. They need both of you to go to get the, because you have to have your spouse go. You cannot say my wife is at home. They need both of you to go to get the, whatever the free thing is. Is it because the psychological thing, they think the wife is going to guilt them into being? They just know that that's a way you could always say my wife didn't come. I have to talk to my wife, so they always say you both have to be present. It's 75 minutes, it's never 75 minutes, it's always longer than that.

And then they, with a minute, you're like, no, no, then they bring in like another closer. And then you're like, no, no, and then they bring in another closer. And you're just like, when can I have my $75? But I remember I did it with Drake in my stomach, my son. And it was our little baby mood. And I wanted to get the $75 of the Cheesecake Factory.

I'm not kidding. And I kept going, when? And I was pregnant. I was like, I'm like, I just don't think this is going to work for us. You know, and the girl's being such a bitch. And it was like in new port. It was like just to go to like fashion islands, Cheesecake Factory. And I was like, finally, I just, I, Peter was like, I can't take it.

Let's just leave. And I was like, no, we are going to the Cheesecake Factory, which you can't get a reservation. You have to wait so long. So then I go there with my $75 coupon. And I'm like, I am gonna fucking eat my face up with these like avocado egg rolls and all the fucking fatty apps and the dips.

Yes. And that is what I got. But I'm telling you, my son, they wanna go as a couple. How can they say they're not? They have the same last name. How can they say they're not married? You have to be able to, yeah, they can't. They can't. They can't get that live streamed.

And they're a May, December, gay couple. Or the father and son. We don't know. I just want to say about the Kyle and Morgan Wade. I'm gonna make you my ideal I just saw a pretty lady, she was in Beverly Hills and she said, you wanna come to my house and ask me and I said, well, I'm no stranger to the snow, but how do you, you only know palm trees,

how do you even end up in Aspen? Anyway, tonight they showed up a episode where they actually act out scissoring, I saw a clip. And Morgan and Kyle. No, Kyle and Doree get drunk or something. And they act like what would scissoring be like? And when you date a woman and all this other stuff. My mind has changed so many times about what this is about.

Okay, there's me too. changed so many times about what this is about. Okay, there's me too. It is A, they are absolutely in love and she's a late life lesbian and she's in factuated with her, there's that. Then there's the one that I think know they're not lesbians but she has a financial stake in her career. She's helping her career. They do enjoy each other's company and she's doing this documentary and if this is a hit she could get more jobs.

This is what I think it is. I think it's that plus. She and Marie so it kind of lives up for a while so if he fucks around it actually doesn't really bother her, but they're not gonna get divorced right now because it just doesn't make financial. It's just so much drama and it's fine. Like nobody's wanting for anything. No one's like, you can't use the Aspen House. She's like, all right, I'll use it this week and use it next. And they have second season of buying Beverly Hills coming out in which her daughters are featured. And it wasn't that big of a, it didn't get a lot of buzz for a season.

So it's got to really make a big splash this season. And I think this season will see his point of view of like, I don't know what's going on with your mom. Mm-hmm. Now, something that people have a bigger problem with, which I am a little offended of as a woman of a certain age, is that they appeal to a very bothered like, what do they have in common, why are they hanging out?

As friends. Yeah, that bothers me too. Just seeing them in the tattoo parlor. Yeah, but I'm also like, well, like I have younger friends. True. And people do sit, tell me it's weird. They do. Like not to my face, like in the hate groups.

To the hate groups. What is she doing hanging out with? And the hate groups are like, why? What is she in law? I can't have in common. I'm like, I don't know. We just she doing hanging out with? And the hate groups, they're like, why, what is she and Lala can't have in common? I'm like, I don't know, we just became friends. We like chuck on the phone and I like, we just like support each other.

We can laugh and like, whatever. Like, I mean, we do have totally different lives. She has a little baby. My youngest son is going to college. Like, we do have different lives, but it doesn't mean that you can't connect, but they're so connected that they really are bestie besties. But I also think they call the PAPS every time they go out.

Yeah, I do too. It seems like they spend every day together, but I don't think they do. And people can build that storyline in their heads. I think, I think she's just Kyle is just kind of, it was a shit storm of her marriage was kind of distal, you know, stale, dull, and then Morgan comes at it, the woodworks and you know,

well, it shows her all this attention and I think she does have a stake in her career and they may or may not get drunk, might well, Morgan is sober. So yeah, but they may have some fun. I'm sure Kyle would be like, yeah, I'll kiss you or a little bit, they may do a little thing on the side but I definitely don't think they're in love.

I think she's enamored with this new girl that has all these tattoos and has a new career. I think she's enamored with this new girl that has all these tattoos and has me. I think it's just a fresh break. And also, I think she was so hurt by the breakup friendship. She used to be close to Lisa Renner, does Dr. anymore. She's not that into the read anymore, the sister breakup. And she just had this other friend and her girls are older. And she just liked having a new and her girls are older and she,

she just liked having a new friend that hadn't heard every life story that wasn't gonna be, like her sisters or her old friends that could call her out. You better own it as Lisa run it with her. Right. Own it Kyle. You know your sister with mean to you. And she's like, what are you doing this to me? Like then you have a new friend and it's just like you're starting from scratch. They don't know what happened to you when you were 16 They are not gonna call you on your shit because there is no shit. It's a fresh start So I don't think people should be Criticized for having like a new friendship for that reason too But women are just so awful and judgey of each other

That's why this is so popular the house, because we are so awful to each other. Exactly. It gives us so much stuff to talk about. I was going to bring up Courtney and, and, uh, cutie Addison Ray. Well, let's talk about friendship. Yes. What happened? Well, I think that's what it was that was weird.

Oh, yeah. All of a sudden, she's hanging out with little Addison Ray and we're like, what did they talk about? And it's kind of that same, they started to dress alike, but the friendship has faltered. It's just, yeah, because Courtney, just like a young girl, got a boyfriend, Travis Parker and Blu-Roff.

But I also think it was one of those things where I think Mason turned her onto it, they DMed. She was like, come over. And again, it was like, let me shove this new girl who's popular in this genre that the Kardashians hadn't tapped into yet. So she was like, really Kim and Chloe and everybody that thinks, I'm not happening,

I'm with the most happening girl in the pandemic. Yeah, what happened to Addison Ray? I think she's doing well. She goes to the premieres. I see her around. I don't see her trying to be an actress. I think. Yes.

What she should. Well, what's sad is that her family wasn't there to really help her. I think her dad came out here, Monty Lopez, who's out in L.A. doing his thing and then he sold everything, moved back to. Oh, that's the one that was cheating on the mom and the whole thing. Yes. Okay. So I interviewed the girlfriend of him. Monty Lopez?

Yes. But I didn't post it because I didn't feel like it was gonna be. I didn't think it was fair to her. Oh. But I think they're still together. I just think it was a weird time and I just was like, I was just like, it was like one of the few that I've ever held back because I was just like, eh, I don't know, I don't know.

First I'm like, I don't know that my audience is gonna care. Right. We'll addison raise, dad is, and then he's dating this girl. Right. And I just didn't feel like, oh good fit. But I've only probably done that like three times of my entire career.

I mean, hey, and if I feel like someone's get a lot of hate too, I'm like, I just don't wanna put them through this. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. You're not going to gain anything from it, you know. It was sad to see how that family kind of fell apart with the fame and then the Demilio family on the other side. They're thriving. Right, with their reality show and all that kind of stuff. So as Courtney, because you are are do a great Courtney. I got to ask you, is the relationship between Kyle and Timothy Shallame real? No, it's not.

No. Well, what are they doing? Who do I supposed to Chris put them together? Or Kim? Who's thought of this pairing? If you guys know Kylie, you know that this is just like not her type at all. Yeah. I don't even know. Like you guys, I don't keep up with my sister Kylie that much. And I don't know what she's doing with Willy Wonka. I have no idea. I think it's just a fun little walk in the park for her.

Do you think everyone's saying they have these professional lip readers are saying that Selena went over to Taylor Swift and said, oh my god, you're gonna die. I tried to take a photo with Timothy Chalamet and Bitch Kalejener would have let me. Now Timothy was walking around and he goes, no, there's no beef. Other people think that maybe it did happen

and maybe Kylie didn't want the picture to be taken because she would be maybe featured in it too and she didn't want to hurt Justin Bieber's wife. What's her name? Haley. Yeah. What can you, do you have the scooping that you're their sister? Do you know if the if the photo thing happened or not? I am a expert lip reader. Oh, you are. I can tell you that

nothing was going on. I think this was like minor Hollywood drama and Kylie was just there for a good time. She was there for appearances. She like gave him, did you guys see them kiss? I did and I wanted to show you because this guy, Ashton Ray on TikTok, he says he does not believe that this relationship was real because of the weird cousin kiss that happened. We're... yeah. Look at this photo. Timothy is your weirdo uncle that you have to see.

Sometimes his name is probably Donnie or Dustin and you're like, there's Uncle Dusty trying to slab his kabab. His eyes are open. He's lost in the sauce and Kylie wants like none of it. Right. Yeah. This is not passion. You know passion. You've seen me make out with Travie. I know you guys are so passionate.

That's a case. I now I have another thing to ask you about. Unfortunately, I want to finish that. but you know, Shannon Mochler recently did an interview who is your new husband's ex-wife. And she seems to think that her kids were a little sucked into the Kardashian world. She said, you brought them Prada every day. Prada every day. And what are your thoughts on that?

My mom bought us designer from the get. So that's just me showing love. Who doesn't want Prada? I don't know. Nobody that I want to be friends with. So I was just, it's not a bribe. I was just a little gifty bobisky. I was just trying it's not a bribe. I was just a little gifty bobsky. I was just trying to be a nice stepmom. How did you feel when she said that she still thinks there's a chance that they might get

back together and that they're twin flames. She and your husband, Travis Barker. I mean, it's, I'm not saying anything bad about her, but it's just like, no, we're clearly the twin flames. Clearly. And congratulations on your baby. What's his name again? Rocky. Oh, that's a teen Barker. Is that really right?

Is a 13 is a middle name? You know, I haven't had that confirmed. Okay. But in an interview, she did say Rocky 13. And I think Travis said that. And he was like 13 is my lucky number or something. Oh my god, that's so funny. I do feel like Rocky or Rocco is a perfect name

for like the rock star dude. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I was all about that name, but I don't follow the question. I have a, okay, I have a, I hope you don't walk out Courtney,

but I do have a very difficult question to ask you. Okay. There is a rumor going around on TikTok that your third son, your third child looks strikingly like a young Justin Bieber. And the TikTok sloths have allegedly gone back and saw that around the time of conception that Justin Bieber was at your family's house a lot and you guys were hanging out a lot. Does rain play any instruments or sing? Rain, I think all my children are like really musically

inclined, but it's not J.B. Spain me. Okay. It's not, but I mean our track record, you know, like who's Chloe's dad? Not sure, you know, like who are the fathers, you know, I mean. A lot of speculation out there. There's a lot. And it makes, yeah, I mean you're right, makes it fun.

At least you know you're the mother. I'm the mother, that's all that matters. Yes. Or a super blended family. But when I look at my kids, I'm like they look a lot alike. So obviously they're scots babies. Okay, thank you for answering that. I have one last question.

What is going on with your ex brother-in-law Kanye and his new wife, Bianca? People are freaking out. They were at the win, the nicest hotel in Las Vegas, one of the nicest ones. And she, it was her birthday. And he apparently said she's not to wear pants this year though she is wearing a skirt,

but she has huge boobs that appear to be natural. And he put her in a bikini, triangle bikini top, which literally is just covering the nip, just covering the nip and she was walking around the shops and everything like that. What do you think is going on with this relationship? First I just want to say this is so sad. She's dressed like a flinstone with loin cloths, but also I'll end on a positive note. She's really great, Arialas. Yeah.

Like in no world, I'm breastfeeding, I'm lactating. The Arialas have expanded. These are the tiniest Arialas. Like where are they? Yeah, you're right. What? That is not even covering. Like I just came up with something huge.

Yeah. Because a theory. Is this in FU to Kim's nipple bra, showing my new wife has such tiny nipples, such perfect nipples, she would never need your nipple bra. Or any bra at all for that matter. Yes, Kanye is the shiastiest sketchiest man who's always trying to like secretly dig somebody. Yeah, you're right. And just because he could not control Kim, he's trying to control this poor thing. Poor, poor Bianca. Has anyone met Bianca? Chris, uh Chris I Think Caitlin ran into her at some random really Wait for real listen. I listen kids. I know people I

Just had dinner with Caitlin did you really? Yeah, no, sure remember we had dinner let me tell oh my god listen My schedule so pack these days. I'm living in Malibu We went to Sherwood. We had dinner, remember in the pub? No, shit, Heather. What the hell did I order? God. You had a burger.

Good for me. Listen, people are on these diets, please, not me. Somebody's got to feed these bones, Heather. I'm still in Olympia at heart. No way. Heather, I live for Caitlin. I love the stories coming coming out about her. Everything. We had a great conversation. I've known Caitlin for years and years. Yeah.

And so it was a good juicy conversation. And so nice and like just awesome. Like just talk to full like no holes bar. I can't talk about it, but it was juicy as fuck and Wait, I do I do have a theory about about beyond this check and every and thing I think Kanye Is doing like this is his version of art Mm-hmm, and this is actually mocking Kim He found a girl that looks just like Kim she dies dies. And he's mocking the fact that like, you've dressed so scantily and done so many naked stuff and you became famous because of your sex tape, all this stuff. Well, I'm going to flaunt this girl around. And I just hope to God that she's in on it. And they have some agreement that she's getting, you know, a couple million and

a con like something. I just hope that she, you know, doesn't continue with this weirdness and then walks away with nothing like either she's going to do a tell all or she gets a podcast or it's like she's getting paid 200,000 a month just to hang out or some or hopefully more, but like something like that I really hope because they said the family's all concerned and done it and then the family weren't so I'm feeling like she told the family Listen, let me get my check. I'm gonna get my check. I'm gonna do this whole thing. This is I listen We don't sleep together because Julia Fox never slept with him is in that

That's how I was raised it wrote a famous tweet about how he enjoyed the butt play. What did they do in Venice when she was slabbing his kebab in the, the old, the old water taxi? Maybe they do. Maybe they do mess around. Who knows. We all can agree that he is insane or an asshole or both. I think both. I think he definitely has a mental situation. I think he definitely thinks he's the greatest narcissist, whatever. But I also think he's like really off.

And I do think at one time Kim and he were in love, they had North and Saint the traditional way. But then I bet I think she probably wasn't sleeping you know, had North and Saint the traditional way. But then I bet, I think she probably wasn't sleeping with him like the last seven years or five years or whatever and was just seeing how can I make this work? I don't wanna have a third divorce and then finally was just like, I cannot and she's probably so happy to be free.

Oh yeah. But this is disturbing to like have the kids because then the kids were hanging out with her and I'm sure she's like nice to them. And I don't think she'd be wearing this around the kids. She doesn't wear the nylons around the kids. She doesn't, but it's, the kids are gonna see it. They're all lost.

I mean, they're gonna be on top of the talk. They're gonna see it eventually and it's just not good. But I definitely think you're right about having an agreement. How do you feel about Northwest being an insult comic? Oh my God. She's got a career in comedy.

Okay. Have you seen those clips or a couple of people do it where they do Kim and Northwest, like while Kim's doing her makeup. And like, and then Northwest is off on the side. And being like, what? It's why did you tell everybody how it's made and how crappy it is?

And she's like, North, can I just finish doing my makeup and talking about this new line of skims? Like, can you just please show me an ounce of respect? Okay, well, if respect is not telling the truth, I guess so, that's what you're good at. And then you just want me to lie and say, you look good when you don't. You look like a $2 hooker, ma.

Like, ew, that dress is horrendous. I love it. Do you do Kim too? I don't do Kim. Because to me, her voice is almost too normal. Yeah. I feel like a lot of people, just in society, take on the Kim voice.

Like, oh my God. Like a lot of people just will talk soft like that. And it's kind of powerful and it gets people to find you more attractive. And you just can say, hey, you know, like, it's that soothing thing. It's the less is more. Oh, I saw the other thing where like,

Paris was showing her son doing something cute. Mom like with them and someone wrote in the comments, I love that she does a real voice now with the. When she's just like consumed with being a mom, it's not the Paris like that's hot. It's not that. I've always been interested in that other person that she took on, that the baby talk. Like that's, I mean, I wrote a book and yeah. Like I hope everybody reads that. Oh, that's a good one. You do Paris too.

She's got almost like marshmallow, isn't it? Like in the back of her throat and in her mouth. But now with her son, her normal voice is actually deep. She's like, if you read her book, unfortunately she did suffer trauma. And people say they suffer trauma in childhood. That is the baby voice is the thing. Michael Jackson.

If you kind of took on the baby voice and it was working for her, then it worked for you. But like, what do you think about Bobby, who is, you know, the big TikTok or 7 million people, has the podcast, got to interview all these people. And she made the mistake of instead of being like Andy Kaufman which she should have just stayed with this weirdo persona, she went on the today's show and was like normal.

I think she should have kept it for as long as she, as long as her run, she actually should have kept it. Because where does she go from here? Right. And then I saw that she was like, oh, I've gone for a while now, I'm back. So I think she was having a little bit of trouble with whatever.

And now she's like dressing, like she was dressed up in her last one. She had her ponytail and she had makeup done and she like cut off it on, and she was with Bobby Flare or something. And then he was like, and this is, then you know, stainless steel pan over. And she's like, what stainless steel?

Does that mean that the steel, is steel or that the steel never stains? He's like, yeah, it doesn't stain. So it like, no matter what, it doesn't stain. And it was like, she was trying to get back into it, but then she wasn't, where she was wearing like the t-shirt, where she looks like she's 15.

Like, it was kind of, yeah. It didn't work. I mean, I think it's a fascinating thing of this time of how you blew up on TikTok and everything. And then you got all these opportunities. And I'm not saying she's still killing it, some of the million people. She's not gonna like be poor.

Like I'm just saying, I just don't know that a stick like this has longevity once we know the magic is revealed, once we've pulled the curtain and we see who the wizard is, it's kinda like, and then are you good enough talent to be yourself interviewing people as yourself? And are you gonna get those people to come do your thing?

Right, and in the Today Show interview, I didn't see that. So is she just a fully, is she totally out of character? Like it's not similar at all. I've only saw like bits and parts, no, she's just like a normal person. She's not doing the thing where it's like the slow questioning everything. Like if I was gonna be Bobby interviewing you,

I'd be like, so it says here that you do impressions. Yep, yep, be doing them for, you know, 10 plus years, yeah, I love doing it. Is 10 years a decade? Yes, that's a decade, but how do you know that? Yeah, I think I learned that in school. The decade means 10 plus years.

So did you do impressions of decades? I don't think you could do an impression of a year. Maybe, I don't know why you're fighting me on this. Well, no, I mean, it's clearly that weird. And I was like, I feel kind of, I don't feel bad shitting on it, because I'm like, I've been doing this for fucking 30 years. I don't care about shitting about you.

Like I just, I like, take your money girl, people gave it to you, fucking take it, run with it, whatever. But it's not interesting. And some people still love it, and some people are die hearts, and that's fine. But like I met this woman this weekend at this film festival, and she goes,

what are you doing? Oh, you know, a comedian, whatever. And it's kind of embarrassing to say you have a podcast now because everybody does and so everyone's like, oh, you know what, my mom just started a podcast. It's like, no, it's not the same. And you know, are you doing like shit on the mom's podcast? But you're like, well, mine's kind of like my whole career

and it's sort of a bigger deal, but that's fine. And then like, she's like, oh, I met a girl who said she had a podcast. And then I listened to it, it was just awful. And I go, what's her name? Yeah. And she goes, yes, I was at this because she's like, we was a big industry of that. And she meets this beautiful girl who says that.

And then she was like, my daughter who's like, you know, younger, much younger officers or daughter. And she's like, and both of us were like, what is this? It's very smart because it appealed to that Gen Z always looking to be different kind of generation where they're just, they've seen what they needed to see. And I think that because when I watched it, obviously, we went to school for this. We do, we do the stage where comed. And, but then when you see that,

it's kind of almost a dig to our work. Because we're always like trying to do the next bit and she actually lives in the silence. And so I think the Gen Z is like, she found her audience with them because they're, right. Why is she so weird? I wanna understand her.

I wanna know where she comes from. What's her story? Right, they don't know it to between two ferns. I was gonna say, and it is between two ferns. Right, yeah. But it's so much better because those are like hilariously written jokes that, you know, he throws on the actor who has no idea it's coming, but it's also really there to be

roasted in a really hilarious way. And it's just like, so good. Real House of Salt Lake City watched it last night. The only juicy part really was when Heather played the tape of her saying, I'm going to be John Shaw's assistant Monica. Look at what happened to Kim. She became and that is true. It is. But she actually, she shit on her, she made a mistake by saying, I was her assistant and I got paid nothing and that was for nothing.

But then when Heather played it, it's like, wait a minute, you just completely contradicted your point. Yeah, you were like, I was doing it for anything and then she says, yeah, I was, yes, I was doing it to get on the show because of Kim. And her rebuttal, Monica's was, well, why wouldn't I want to get on the show?

You know what's so interesting is when people, um, and I've seen it more, because especially in this town, I don't care what anyone says 99.9 people want to be talent and be famous. Even if they're coming to you and they're saying, I want to be your assistant, I want to clean out your closet. Oh, I'm not into the shit. No, they want it. Okay.

Yeah. So which again, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just you didn't present yourself that way. And I remember when I first met the Kardashians so long ago, and it was just a fashion thing. You know, they were just in a fashion, and Kim was redoing closets and she was selling stuff on eBay. And I didn't think she wanted to be an actress because she wasn't pursuing acting or seeing her anything.

And then we went to lunch and Chris goes, oh my God, girls, such exciting news. Paris had Kim there and she said, Kim, I want you to be my new best friend. And that's when she'd like started to fight with the Colerichee. And I was like, Kim wants to be on TV. Like I literally couldn't think that. And then she goes, oh, and they were so excited because Paris's little Chihuahua,

they didn't know if it was pregnant. And it was Kim's idea to put a real pregnancy test in the pee. And they just thought, like a star is born, this is so funny. And I mean, I don't know how planned out it was, like, you know, but. I don't know how planned out it was, like, you know, but so Kim really was, had the intention

of infiltrating that whole world through Paris. I don't know, like, okay, so like, after she broke up with Ray Jay, I went to her condo because I was showing Courtney houses, I was realtor, and you even were showing Courtney the houses. So we were looking in her building, which was in West Hills, and she had very nice building. One room was all the clothes and all the hottest items.

Like she was very, very smart in like selling, she would get the hottest items and sell on eBay, whatever. And she was going on her date, and she had this cute white dress on, and she had a date planned with Nick Lise. Oh my God. And a couple days later we're at the dashboard. I'm like getting escrow papers

and this woman comes in and goes, can you get me a dress like this? And it was Kim in the white dress in Us Weekly. And they were like, oh my God, this is like working, because it was them on their date. Oh my God, is that why they still do Kim's closet? Well, I think they just wanna make the money off of it.

I mean, yeah, but it's like, no, I mean, it was smart in that they kinda knew before like people knew to be like, hey, I'm going to date with the English A, I'm going to have my pop, make sure that the paparazzi gets a photo of it. And then they were just like friends after. But she was making him German chocolate cupcakes.

Because she said he liked it. And they were like flirting and talking. Yeah, so it felt kind of real. It did feel kind of real, but then like after one day, they were just like not feeling it and that was it, but that photo got out there and she did have such good a fashion sense. And all of that.

So it's like, there is a very easy blueprint for people today to follow. What makes it unique for this is that she was the troll on the account anonymously. She wasn't just trying, there's nothing wrong. Listen, every house is like climbing the days of Tamer and OC, they would have mom, friends, and people try to be their friends,

or they'd want to put up their friend for the part, but then they're like, fuck, you're such a good friend, and I know we won't be friends in two years. So I'm actually not going to submit you to the producers. Like, it's just kind of a weird thing, but that I thought was a really good moment. The rest, I was like, you know, and she's like, please, I live in a 3,000 square foot house. I'm like, is that

small? Like, is that small? I've worked my whole life and my house is 3,100 square feet. Like what the fuck? Well, you don't live in Utah, right? But still, as an ally of person, as a New York person, it was like 3,000, was nothing to do anything for 3,000 per feet. Please, that means you've made it. It's crazy. What do you think about her application? They showed the email of what she was like.

So first, yeah, she first she said, I wrote them and I said, your show sucks. The ratings are in the garbage and your cast sucks even worse than the ratings. Don't you want a fiery Latina to spice things up? And then they just, but then when they showed it, she never said that in the email. She didn't. So they, so they, it was like, you're exaggerating again. And then she just came out today saying, the reason my marriage ended was not because I slept with my today saying the reason my marriage ended was not because I slept with my brother-in-law for 18 months. It's because my husband, we had domestic violence situation, which no one wants to scoff at that.

And she was like, I was hoping to, I shared that with producers and I was hoping to share that part of my life. But I'm like, I also think you're so strategic, interesting that you saved that. To the end of the post after the first reunion. So that by based on like she had all these nuggets, she did the photo shoot where she's like, Roxy Heart and all this. And then she's like, okay, I'm going to save this thing that no woman can like scoff at. And I'm going to save it for. this thing that no woman can like scoth at. And I'm gonna save it for, I might have to, I do it after the first reunion.

I might do it after the final episode, the first reunion or the second reunion. And then she was like, gotta do it now. So that then when they see the second reunion and the more shit comes out, they'll be a little bit nicer because they'll know I'm a, you know,

I had this awful thing happen. Very calculated. Yeah. I did not know about the domestic violence accusation just posted that today. So that's, that's cool. I mean, she's got a lot going on. Yeah, so it's just, there you go with that.

Before we go, I want to say, I like your sonia. You look so much like her with the glasses right there. You're way too hot. I don't look like half of these people. Wait, right? But with the way you put the glasses on the end of your nose. So Sonya Morgan of Real Housewives of New York and now Ultimate Girls Trip, she's a real mess this last episode.

One of my favorites is Ramona. And so I think we should just do talking about, who should we talk about on the cast? We can talk about Chris. Chris, it's take been an Ashley Madison, Louis Cabaret, when you wanna talk about, Louis Cabaret, or what is her name? Kelly Benzimone.

Okay, let's talk about Kelly Benzimone. Okay, okay. And then, you know what, Sonia? I got to tell you, you know, I really wanted to get Kelly Bonsamon, like another chance because she had so crazy with the jelly beans and Bethany and everything. And, you know, at the beginning, I was like, okay, she's acting pretty normal. She seems like she's about a hot guy. And now I'm like, you know what? You know what? You're really kind of weird. You're really kind of setting. I really kind of act really strange with Kristen Teigman.

Look, I don't know. I mean, she came to the island, I just rewatched the scary island clip, and I don't know, I mean, look, I mean, I had a lot to kill at that night, but I don't think she's that weird. She's just like, you know what, you gotta stop drinking so much, okay?

Cause you know what, I wanna be there for you. Really, no, I really, really wanna be there for you. Don't, but try to be there for you don't try no, you know, I'm a really good friend Really big heart, okay? I want the biggest hearts anybody. I know But you know when you act so crazy and drunk and you didn't let people finish I'm just having fun Listen all your women like thank you for caring so much about me But I don't got a drinking problem like I just have a couple things and take a little bit of some vitamins and some supplements And and you guys just think that that's I don't like drunk drinking problem. Like, I just have a couple of things, and I take a little bit of some vitamins and some supplements, and you guys just think that that's,

I don't like drunk. You know what, you're right, you're right. Sonya, you know what, I always forget that you're a comedian, and I always forget that you have your successful comedic cover ratio. I think we sometimes just think that, you know, that's lose thing, but you know what, you're right, you're a funny girl,

and you know what, I'm just gonna like sit back and just enjoy myself and find my bikinis that Martin have lost. Thank you. And if I don't call you guys as stuck because I'm not your friend, it's because I'm busy. Travelin' and do it cameos. Yeah.

The cameo thing was my favorite. Fantastic. When you were all doing that cameos. It was a cameo van. I loved it. A great advertising for cameo too. Yes. Why didn't I invest in cameo van. I loved it. A great advertising for cameo too. Yes. Why didn't I invest in cameo?

I'm an idiot. Are you on cameo? I am on cameo. Good for you. Book me at any time. But these women, it's crazy. Sonya admits to doing almost like, I don't know when I was hanging out in the month.

I'm not going to read a sorry, Durinda years ago. Yes. I love Durinda when she's like, you know what, Christian? You know what? You don't know what? You don't know what you're talking about. You know, I want to stay out of the lane. Okay? Cause a pigeon can't fly up to an eagle's wings. No. She said she, I mean, especially at the height of make it nice. Oh, yes. She was making like 14,000.

You know what I was just like a month. You know what I was just thinking? I try to say that, but I'll always do, you know, I do the cameos. But I get some husbands. It's so nice. I get the nicest husbands. They know that they're wives at GC scoopers.

But then I'll get one that's like, I get, you've done three other cameos for her. And I'm like, oh my God, you're that man that is like my wife likes coach. Every year I will go to coach and my the next coach bag. And I'm like, I feel like, oh my God, it's now your responsibility to make this, I don't know my last three were.

Did I do Ramon in my last three? Like, dude, if you are a husband and you've already gotten three cameos, I want to do your wife's again, but can you just put? Specify what I said in the last three. Yeah, yeah. Give me the deets. And cameo doesn't even allow a lot of characters.

It's like old Twitter where it's like 10 characters, explain what you want. So it's like broken English. Yeah, so it's like my wife, she's turning 40, she's the best, she's listening to your show. And this is the third one I've got. You could have used those characters and told me, what the hell I talked about in the last three.

I mean, these these cameos, it's, it makes money, but it doesn't make enough to, these housewives are making thousands. My one friend, he has them. I mean, if you really work it, I'm just so busy. I'm just like, hey, it's there. I know. It's a reasonable price.

I'm 99 dollars. I don't want to go over. But I also, you know, but I think it's really great that if someone was in a jam and they were like, I need to make $10,000 right now and they have a popular Instagram or whatever. They could be like, hey, everybody 50% off. Flash sale. Flash sale, I need to make that money right. I think it is a genius, genius thing.

And I think it's so great for everybody, for gift givers, for receivers, and for the people that make the money off of it. It's my favorite thing I've been doing now is just drinking a lot of miscal and then watching George Santos do cameos. That's been my Saturday nights recently. Amazing. He is he's number one. He's number one on a run. Number one, it's off the hinges.

It's even it's even better than Teresa, Judy says cameos. Yeah. When Teresa does good cameos, we remember the cameo and then we're gonna have you end on her most famous Remember the cameo and then we're gonna have you end on her most famous Cameo that's the other thing too that when you do these I always like to like have makeup on Not be buzzed when I do more whatever because you're giving it to someone who then can put it out there and it's a part of your work Yeah, and so it's like but Okay, so she gets this cameo and she in the way cameo works is We have we can as we're filming it on our phone We can read like and she's a teacher and a nurse and blah blah blah and so she started to do it

And I'm gonna have you do it now. That's how we're gonna end the show Hi Clarissa It's Teresa and I just want to say that you're asking advice on what I would do if you found out that you gave your brother-in-law, Climidia and they're sick now and now you're getting married and you're wondering if you should still go through with the marriage. And now he's got bumps all over his privis and you did too. Okay.

Oh, you want to know what I would say. Okay. So I would say go to the doctor. Get that checked out. Break up with him and like don't ever talk to that family again. That's what I would do. All right, love it. Thank you for booking me. Bye.

Oh my gosh, amazing. Andrea Lopez comedy on TikTok. And is this your Instagram as well? And Instagram as well. And tell everybody where they can listen to your podcast and the title of it. Bigwigs podcast with co-host and comedian, Anna Roy Semen. We do weekly podcast on Thursday. We always do a catching up with Chris and Courtney. Lots of fun topics and whenever there's a

trending topic with one of our impressions, we always give a little bit. So yeah, we're just covering pop culture, the industry and what it's like being a struggling comedian and actress the industry and what it's like being a struggling comedian and actress in this world. Love it. Anything else you want to say? Yes. This was an absolute honor. I do cameos. I do cameos.

Oh, you know what? I star as a host. I want to show what Fumo TV. It's called Discontinued. It's with host Bruce Campbell. And it's streaming every Wednesday. We're currently in the middle of the season. And I think there's like five more episodes left.

But we are exploring old trends of the 80s and 90s. And I love that. I think I discontinued and I go out. I do. That's so great. What an idea for a show. I love it. It's a throwback.

It's Ryan Reynolds company and he, the production company, and they love like old nostalgic topics. And so I got to be on the streets of LA. How fun and ask people. What do you like about this? But it's it's fun. It was a job. It was a job and yeah, I have a lot of fun and I'm just hosting with the housewives.

I'm busy on cameo. Looking for my next gig and I'll be keeping up with the housewives and I'm working on a Monica. So that's great. You look like Monica. Yeah, she's a grifter that one. Thank you. working on a monica so that's great you look like a monica she's a grifter that

one thank you