Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Kardashians Khaos, Erika Jayne Tweets and Johnny Depp with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: April 14, 2022

Heather and Justin are going to the Bridgeton Ball! Erika Jayne went off on Twitter and we reenact the best ones. The Kardashians are working overtime so you’re welcome, Hulu. Farrah Abraham is a stand-up comedian. The Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial is on Court TV and I break it down. Sherri Papini pled guilty. Ali Wong is getting divorced. Brawnwynn from RHOC is the thirstiest late in life lesbian ever! Gilbert Gottfried RIP. I regret sky diving. Is Britney really pregnant? We examine the confusion surrounding Britney’s announcement.  Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen in, listen up. Hannah McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have the very funny and delightful Justin Martin Dale. Cool. Welcome. Oh, Heather. It is so good to be back.

I'm sorry. Heather, the comic who fell at the tempi improv but is better now McDonald. Yes, and we have some exciting news for the GC Scroopers at home. Because tonight as they're listening to this Thursday morning you and I are going as a couple in love to the Bridgerton ball. Oh, the Bridgerton experience. I can't wait. Are you excited? I am excited.

Yeah, that I have an outfit. I have a dress. We went to, there are these costume stories that are for the studios, but people can go and rent stuff. And they are a mess, disaster. They're in sad areas of Van Aes and North Hollywood. And very helpful people that work there. But anybody that has like a love like the home edit

or California closets, any people that are like into organization do not Go yeah to a costume rental place Because you might like lose your mind or go for a good challenge. I don't I mean I don't even know where it's definitely Like orders. It's jam pack. Yeah, it's it's like walking in there I was just like this is how I die because it was just so it's it's a maze of just costumes from yeah Yester years gone by and I'm excited my outfit is perfect I'm clean shaven my sideburns are in just as such a queen that they're doing special alterations on his rental

Costume he couldn't even take it home. No, because I forced him to mine home. I'm like, it fits. Let's go. You take yours, but Sean, yes, the the owner of the of the costume place would not let me dare go unfinished and unaltered. Yes. If you're going to be the diamond of the season, at least look the part. going to be the diamond of the season, at least look the part. Absolutely. No, I'm very excited. I've got a tiara. I have a pretty dress.

I've got the white gloves, our outfits match. And my carriage pick is picking me up at 3.30 in the afternoon. I know. I mean, people live shorter lives back in. Right. The carriage is picking me up first. I live out in the peasant valley the hills of woodland And it has to go all through the villages yes to get to Western Hollywood yes

And then go all the way to the downtown The down town is part of Los Angeles. And you have, like, Christa is like, she's like, we have to have names as well. So you already have a name. Heatherton. Lady Heatherington. Lady Heatherington.

Heatherington, I love it. I think Christa's going as Lady Lama's, of course. And I was thinking of the Duke of Martendale, I think would be so classy. Yeah we're gonna like kill it. Alright. Alright well just when I thought there was too much going on in the world I couldn't even

keep it up. Annie text me last night and said I'm screen grabbing all of Erica Jane's tweets before they get deleted. She did the same thing to me too. And wow. Wow. Erica was bored last night and we thank her this morning. We have the screen grabs. And you are going to be the people that tweet her. Okay. And I'm going to be Erica Jane answering them. Okay. So I've got my one of my classics wigs as you know, the pretty mess has started her own hair extension line. Oh, she did. Yes. What's it called? Pretty mess hair. Oh, that I can't wait to get that on my head. Pretty mess hair. Yes. Oh, there she is. And you know, you got to have

these extensions. You got a little classy. You got to really blend them in nicely. All right. Let's go, baby. Mm-hmm. Hi, I'm feeling very sassy at the moment. Bring that bullshit, Twitter. Erica Jane, do you think our cell goes in on in on you ladies because she doesn't view you guys as a friend and more as co-workers and does it bother you that she might only view you guys as co-workers? Uh, she's easily produced. Damn. Wow.

So Amelia is old enough to date Scott Dissick, but when Garcell speaks on her, she's a teenager. Make it make sense. When you write a book, it's a choice what you want to write about. I kept it positive. And about me and my friends, family. No need to include others. Oh, thank you, Erica. Oh, this is my favorite. Hollywood done war that out, bitch. Your Clint has left your body. My Clint is swollen, and the cat is squishy what? Hold on, I gotta do overtime. My Clint is swollen, and the cat is squishy wet.

Three, like, like, rain droppin' My clip is swollen and the cat is squishy wet three Like like rain drop emojis together squirt sporting emojis. I guess they are called rain drop God How are the sales of your fake hair going? It's human hair and it's great quality and yes, sales are good. How's Mikey doing? He's great. Lucky to have him as a friend.

She never responds. One of her glam team running the account. Yeah, no, it's me. Oh, God. Ericka, Jane, my friend Lauren's grandma loves you so much that she even named her pet horsey after you. Can you say hi? Hi, baby.

Thank you, Erica. Erica, are you still being an asshole to Sutton or have you gotten over yourself now? I am what I am. Fabulous. I just realized that's Kelly Levinthal, Kelly Dodd. Oh. Wrote that. Oh. Okay, keep going. Oh. and then she thought this was funny, okay But someone did a poster of her and it says my husband is dead. I don't want to remarry

I only want sex see my pussy click here and she liked it. She thought it was cute Keep go. Oh then that was it. Oh wait., no, keep going. He is obsessed with Erica Jane. Like obsessed, obsessed. It's frightening, actually. Wow. I'm bored now. Enjoy your night. It's expensive to be me.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. Okay. God, I mean, the Twitter thread, we didn't know we needed. She's lost her damn mind. Or has she. Or has she. Or has she.

Or has she. Wow. I know how to play this game. She's in Enigma wrapped in tin foil. What's her tagline? I know. I'm Enigma wrapped in diamonds. I'm Enigma wrapped in reddles and cash.

Cash. Yeah. I'm Enigma wrapped in reddles and cash. Cash. Yeah, I'm an enigma. I'm an enigma wrapped in... Riddles? Riddles and cash. Who knew, season one, that here we are with that same tagline playing out. But what are Riddles? Riddles are just blind items. I've decided like blind items are what Riddles used to be.

Yeah. Who does Riddles anymore? Trolls under bridges. Oh, I didn't know you're talking about Garsell. Oh, put that book in the trash. That'll show her. She said, thank me. Nobody knew she had a book until I put it in the trash.

She posted that shit. Well, so they know how to get this show going. They know how to get us excited for the May premiere of it, but nobody, nobody does it better than the Kardashians. I heard thunder and lightning. Oh my God. I mean, let's just talk about when you think of who's a company girl, that's Chris Jenner and Hulu. My God. I mean, if she wants the gold star, she she wants who to say out of all of our stars the Kardashians work the hardest to get the most subscribers I cannot believe the overdrive of press and PR and things that they have done to get us

excited about the triumphant return they were away for 13 and a half months that's way too hard thanks for taking a break, Gals. And now for their new show on Hulu. Ugh. I mean, so many things have been, so we talked about this in Tempe. Like, we were saying like how it's a little too much, it's exhausting.

I at least I'm exhausted because it's like, Kim farted in the target today. Like it's like the page six, the New York Post, it's just every story is about them to push this damn show. I mean, I'm just gonna go through everyone having to pull their weight, girls. Okay. Girls, we need to pull our weight.

Get to work, ladies. Let's just go down the line. Kylie. Push that. Right, Kylie. Pushed out another baby named him wolf and then said it's not his name and I'm not going to tell you his name until I don't know April 14th do you think that's so she

isn't named to get right still don't know and you think two days before the premiere well that would have been now so waiting i might be wrong i think you're right but i'm waiting here and in the now that uh... it's it's it's more than just baby webster because it's gift bag at truce birthday was just baby webster

also props to true she turned four just days before the premier could for her she had a big book party with a lot of balloons. And yeah, well, what do you think the baby's name is gonna be like cup or baby? What if she just keeps it as baby? No one who puts baby in the corner. Like, that wouldn't be the first baby.

Yeah, what if it's like a grown, like we had Blanket Jackson. Why don't we have baby, baby Webster? Like this grown man or yeah walking around in baby just do it wait just to it waited blanket yeah waited blanket comforter duvet oh duvet duvet Webster's hot duvet Webster it's really hot spring something it has to be something out of the ordinary that gets us all talking yeah well we're all talking.

Of course, Courtney, she got married. She got engaged. She got engaged and then got married just right before it wasn't really married. But yeah. Chloe, I'm going to go through all the articles, but Chloe, still fighting with Tristan, screamed in the premiere, liar,

when his face came up on the screen. And then today, I'm just gonna go to this article. Today, she admitted that, because she had said, oh, today is Trude's first time going to Disneyland. And liar! Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Yeah, and they people of course brought up I knew that you'd Photoshopped her face on someone else's body months ago in a teacup with the adorable

Chicago West and so she goes you got me I did do that again though it comes out today How embarrassing get a couple stories of that she admitted to that. Could you imagine? I don't understand though, like, why? Like, that's the whole question. Did the true have, all of them. Wait, did the true have COVID, but they didn't want that out yet.

Like, why would you have just said, why would you have made it that she went there when she didn't even go? Yeah, why would you have been so rude? And who is this child that went, what, what like associate's friend has was actually in the teacup or whatever this is? And that's the real mystery.

I want to see that four year old's body that's like, hi, like in the documentary, my head was replaced with the truth. That was me. That was me, yeah. Yeah. Why is your baby name true when this picture is false? Oh. Like that's the thing. And how embarrassing. remember when your mom light about you going to Disneyland

That's gonna hurt you forever the only one not pulling her way candle. I know She's dating this Devon booker. He's a basketball player, but she won't talk about him. She won't share about him. She's not getting pregnant Oh, I know you know what she's doing taking Taking sound baths in her yard in the trailer. That's not her hair red. Oh, Annie said she dyed her hair red, but that doesn't count, because they all wear wigs. So, okay. Not good enough, Kendall.

Okay. Also in there, it's supposedly in the show. We hear that Ray J is threatening to release a second sex tape that they had together. Snews. I don't believe it okay uh... com also article came out because people saw the premiering kim said conny wants to get his career to style me full time

that's what she's saying that she's getting ready in her pink outfit to do s-n-l we also found out that she admitted that she met uh... peaked a bit for the first time when she was in the covered mask and the gloves and everything at the Met Gala and she wanted to exchange numbers but she couldn't type

with her fingers with the gloves and so then she was like wait I want to give you my number but then he like left and I didn't go to the after party of the s and l so they kind of better each other but they were really what a modern cinderella story uh... let's see uh... oh this was another one came Kardashian calls Kanye Westen tears after her six year old c's jokes about her sex tape no she didn't so so saint was i guess playing some video game

and some guy mentioned oh ask your mom about ray j mhm some other six year old well that he goes mom who's ray j so then in the show she calls cognate crying about the sex tape situation uh... they all kim card ashian and pate david sin they went on a double date with uh... uh... what's his name is that they chose and Laura Sanchez

which totally makes sense because i'm sure lora santa loren santa's is like oh my god yes i want to be friends with kim card asian because she's to be like a news person and just kind of like a cheesy thirsty girl and wasn't she the one that like who was the celebrity was she was like flirting it looked like she was flirting with them wasn't it like a basketball game it was a video of shoes flirting with him was it jet bases in it like at a basketball game? It was a video of... She was flirting with whom?

Was it Jeff Bezos and his wife? God, who was it? There was a video where she was like... Who was it? The wife, Lauren Sanchez. She's not the wife, she's the girlfriend. The girlfriend, okay. So it was the girlfriend then.

She was like... Well, they were really, so she was married to her second or third husband who was this big like agent. I think William Morris. Uh-huh. And they were couple friends with Jeff Bezos and his wife. Okay.

And then she and Jeff started having an affair. And then it all came out and then they broke, they got divorced. And at one point, we didn't know if they were broken up again, she divorced her husband who was getting divorced. But now Lauren and Jeff are for sure together. And they're having stimulating conversation with Kim and Pete Davidson over Penny Postes. Oh my bad, it's just so stimulating.

Yes, who knows? Oh god. Because he was supposed to go on the the the the outer space right? Oh, the rocket, yeah. So I mean, look how fast we just burned through all those cars. We were just going through it all. It's just it's just it's just those cards. It's just too much. It's just too much.

And here's the thing I have a question about the actual show. Yeah. What are we going to see that we already don't know? Well, because everything is like, we get everything every day. It's like, well, here's the story you don't know. And I also think now, because it's going to be one to week episode, that as soon as these fans and these bloggers and these tiktokers can watch it

midnight in LA on Wednesday night We're going to wake up and know what the whole episode was about before because they're all going to write article and then They'll do a tiktok and then page six right an article It'll just never stop. There's just going to be so many articles about it. The beast is just now growing. Like it's got it like Chris Jenner on the, on the main head of the six headed beast. Just like, I mean, she, yeah. So good for them though.

I know they paid them a lot of money and they hopefully, I think they're doing all they can to deliver. Do you remember? Oh, the other thing Pete and, wait, sorry, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, no, it was just going to say remember when they went to the premiere and we were we were looking at the the videos of the premiere and E was like, Hey, remember when you were with us. They were like, get out of here. Hello, peasant. Um, no, but, uh,

also Pete Davidson and Kim went out to Johnny and Vinnie's restaurant in Fairfax after the premiere party and then she posted photos a couple days later of them just cuddling in a boo that someone else obviously took an assistant or something. And on the table is the ham and cheese famous Yeezy pizza that was named after Kanye. They ordered it. Wow. They ordered it and had it on the table acting like no one's gonna notice that they ordered

the ham and cheese Yeezy pizza. I mean, the thirst is exhausting. Yeah. It's just like, look what we're doing now. Oh, it's, oh God, I hope everyone got to sleep well that night. Like, oh, they're having the Yeezy pizza on the table. It's just, you know, it's all, you know, oh God, I hope everyone got to sleep well that night. Like, oh, they're having the easy pizza on the table. It's just, you know, it's all, you know,

oh, she, she supposedly met his, she met his grandparents, Pete Davidson, his mom said that she, we responded to a Twitter of that she would love if they had a child together. Oh my God. She said in an interview that she wants to have more kids. And so there you go.

Do you think that's gonna happen? That they'll have, that he'll have is her shot. Here's what I think. I think he's gonna leave SNL and do the Kardashians. I mean, he's rarely on SNL anymore, right? Let me just tell you, I've worked in sketch and it's much easier to eat a salad on a $50,000 couch in Calabasas.

And look at your phone. Well, someone films you versus characters covering up all your tattoos, running rehearsals, being scared that Lauren Michaels is going to cut the bit that you wrote all week. It's a lot more work. So go have your fun. And no, but I mean, if she wants to have his child, I don't think that, you know, she would risk just getting knocked up again. Also, she's like over 40, 41, which will be a challenge.

But the last two children were done through in vitro and surrogate because she did have such dangerous, such dangerous pregnancy with stain, especially. So if they decide to have a child, it's gonna be more effort than a passionate night. You know what I mean? She's like, you gotta go to the doctor, you gotta do this, so I don't know if they're gonna do all that.

I mean, Chris Jenner is running a puppy mill at this point. She is running like adopt, don't shop. Like this is a Kardashian puppy mill, and we're giving birth to new storylines. Yeah. Yeah, that's all it is now. I know. I love it.

Yeah. It's just like pop them out. Okay. Well put them on TV now. And they're giving Kendall, supposedly her storyline is pressure of why don't you have a baby? Maybe mom, because I don't have a husband. Yeah.

Is that so unheard of that I'm not even 30 yet and I don't have a husband? I really shouldn't have a kid. Most people my age or single don't have kids. Yeah. Maybe I'm career driven. Maybe I want to be a model for a couple more years. Yeah, maybe I want to strip this perfect ass body. I've already wore a completely inappropriate outfit to a friend's wedding.

That's true. We cutouts and under tit. I'm sorry that they didn't get married on April 12th, mom. Yeah, you know what else I did? I stopped racism with a Pepsi. No one else is talking about that. Remember mom? You did that for me.

I also helped the Mexican tequila workers when I got in the fields and picked the tequila seeds. Yeah. By the way that's a killer. I drank it like the whole thing. Well, stop. It's what I'm being honest. OK.

Get ready, move over, Justin. I know you're a standup comic. Sara Abraham announced that she is going to be a standup. She is a standup. I don't know. And then she, so she was talking to somebody, like Tim Zee or something where she goes Yeah, I'm gonna do a stand-up comedy

I just really think women have a lot to say oh my god. Thank you Farah Thank you for standing up for female comics Joan Rivers and I want to thank you and um And so then she goes I'm going to see how he men dealt tomorrow and he's gonna help me with it So I am here for these a term of hope Get that dirty bits away from me. She only she only brought her her butthole her butthole did this stuff. You know she did you know she got a free she yeah yeah yeah did a mold of her butthole. Of course.

Anyway um I've said this before she came to do my show and she was extremely nice and on time. Okay but let's get to this. So she um so I immediately thought this is a show like a Weez marriage boot camp, but for like, has been trying stand up, Hyam and Del is the producer and he's going to help people come up with an act. Something like that, we've seen lots of shows like this. I've been a part of this show.

It's never a hit. Nobody really cares about the making of standup comedy. They do not, they'd rather see you make a cupcake. Yeah. Then they wanna see you create standup material. It's not, even songwriting as a show can get boring. It's like, there's only, we wanna see, houses get redone and food.

Yeah. That's it. That's it. I don't wanna see like someone trying to redone and food. Yeah, that's it. That's it. I don't want to see someone trying to fulfill this dream. Yeah, I really do it. Yeah, maybe close to stuff. I don't need your back story. Oh, we grew up with nothing, cool.

Also, it's like stand-up. It's almost like we don't want to know all the pieces of what makes the good stand-up back. It's like a magic reveal. We just want, we want to believe it's true. We want to believe that you thought of it as you're walking on stage. We don't want to know all of the backstory of how this bit became a bit.

Anyway, but maybe that's still happening, but I did see that Howie, of course, was launching his own podcast, and she was a guest. So she said, world tour, I'm going to go on a world tour. And I mean, she can get with Joe. Judyie's, he's doing stand up. I don't know, but I think, you know, it's just another thing to like just have some,

but people always think that they, it's obviously easier than is. And in a safe setting, and if someone was to help you write an act, you could probably, she could probably go up and have four or five minutes. You know who tried to also do this was the bachelor at Katie.

Remember she opened for Whitney. And moon. So do you still do? So moon, Tiffany moon? Oh, Tiffany moon. Yeah. From Dallas, yes. Yeah.

But here's, I'm going to already call this. So she's going to hire somebody to write her set. Yes. Like a teen mom, am I right? Yeah. That's it. Right. And. She's like, uh, teen mom, am I right? Yeah. That's it. Right. Okay.

And then there's going to be video of her getting shit faced on stage. The show is going to be a mess. She's going to like pass out or like, uh, she starts to steal my. She's going to steal your business. She's going to pass out. She's going to pass out and hit her head. No, she won't hit her head. She'll just like sloppy like, like she might throw up or something.

She's gonna be like, like a novice. Like, aren't I supposed to drink for a real stage? Or start yelling at some woman. Yes, okay. Yes, she's gonna be that housewife in New York who went up on stage and was like, you know, fucking no me, I don't go to a shop at Target. Oh, that was Ebony K. Williams went up and took the mic

from that guy, yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I forgot his name. It's gonna be messy. And that'll be it. Okay. Yeah mic from that guy. Yeah, okay, I'm sorry I forgot a name. It's gonna be messy. And that'll be it. Okay. Yeah, that's it. It's gonna be like, wow, look, Farrick, can't do it anymore. I just saw a Megan Fox.

I mean, Megan Kardashian at this point. Yeah. I mean, wow, what is she doing? I don't know. I mean, nobody cares about the meant. Do you remember how people cared about it with such a big deal? Yeah.

It was on your just a couple. You know why? Because it's every goddamn day. No, but once you've been a couple for a while, it's just, okay, you're a couple. Yeah. You're like the rest of us. You did it.

You did it. I had been in a place where either it was time to blossom or it was time to die. Hey, yeah, they talk about it. What is this? A Lana Del Rey song? They talk a lot about being morbid in this and that, which I'm like, stop it.

You're a mother of three kids. Stop talking about wanting to die and suck your boyfriend's blood out of this. No one wants a morbid mom. No, nobody does. That's a category that no one asked for. No. It's a weird porn category, morbid moms.

Let me see. I think I got it. OK. This trial is on YouTube. It's the Johnny Depp Amber Heard court battle. Let me explain. Are you familiar with what this really is about? Because it's really pretty confusing.

It was going on for years. Yeah. So basically they got married. He had this long term wife or partner that they had kids with. They split up or maybe they started to see each other. They met around 2009 in like Rum Diary with the movie. They met. Oh, right.

They fell in love. She's bisexual. She's had relationships with girls before and after him. She's very pretty actress and of course Johnny Depp is, you know, part of the Caribbean. When he's not working at Disneyland He I just love that that's my favorite ride anyway, so uh, I closed it. Oh, no, you can see it right now There they're all those pirates are right across the street. I've been terrible of art. Oh

Yeah, get out of here, don't need change. So many times I've gone by like, and I'm like, it's fucking pirates of the Caribbean on the corner of Laurel and Moore Park. Like, what is happening? I'm like, me, aren't you, yo? When you go under the freeways, it is very much, I feel like I'm doing it.

In that fur tunnel, you're in the boat. Yo, yo, yo, a valley village life for me. It's awful. It's awful, but it's a pretty good show. Okay, so they fall in love. They get married and pretty much off the bat. They just have this tumultuous relationship. People say, yes, they fight this and that.

So they break up and then she In her to force settlement she gets $7 million from him not too bad and it's after she writes this opened They call it open ed open ed. Is that what's that op ed op ed? article about Being a victim of domestic abuse abuse in a romantic relationship. Now she never says his name, but anybody with a brain can figure out, well, the timeline of what you're talking about was only when you're with Johnny Depp. So he goes after her, she says, I don't even want your $7 million, it's going to go to

charity. Well, it's never got to charity. There's no point where it went to charity. Well, it's never got a charity. There's no point where it went to charity. But then publication refers to him as a wife, Peter. He sues them and loses for defamation. And now it's in Virginia is this full trial that you can watch on YouTube and there's so much to it. and there's so much to it, but basically through their relationship, she filmed him and recorded him constantly talking and everything, which in a lot of ways

doesn't make her look very good. Because it's like we both need to work on it. We're both fighting and she'll, you know, and then there's times where the day after his mother died, she was like, I had a camera like hidden and was like kind of like, and he was like in a bad mood and he's pouring a big glass of wine.

She's like, oh really, I'm gonna drink that all now. And he's like, what the fuck is this? And he's like, you're taping me. And then she, after his mother died? Right after his mother died. And they're fighting. And then Elon Musk is going to be called

because she, there's photos of she in like a towel in a bathing suit like they went use the pool at his wherever they live in the penthouse and eat for and whatever johnny deffin she lived and there she's like hugging elan and there and they and then she had a baby later but through surrogate they think that

maybe elan is the father g says there's so much to add. Wow. Then there's the whole story of the shit on the bed. What's the shit on the bed? Oh my God. What am I missing?

The shit on the bed is, I'm trying to remember what it was, but there was a legend nugget of shit on a bed. That was left. And I think it was to make, I bet literally brought it up in court yesterday of like, was it real? Was it not real?

Was it a way to torment him or torment her? Nobody knows, but it was brought up in like proceedings. So there's a mystery nugget, oh shit. Yes. On this bet. There's a mystery baby daddy. Mystery baby daddy. There's a, I mean mystery baby daddy there's a

I mean and then of course it's basically he is saying he is now suing amber heard good trial good saying by you making up the writing this article and saying these things people believed me to be a wife beater a domestic abuser which I am not and because of that i missed out on all these opportunities my career is done and wasn't he taken out of the very potterfield yeah i was taken out of a lot of things what is that what is it say who should on the bed that can you she blame on the dog okay so she should on the bed amber and she and blame

on the dog but is that what she saying is she saying that she should or she say the dog shit she's saying the dog shit but it's her she's blaming on the dog so she said it was a dog but he's but he said i guess he's saying that she did it yeah another way to torment him i don't know so he's sitting there in a black suit with a white tie he's got a lot of rings if i was the if i was his

attorney i'd say you know i think maybe we could just tone down on the hand jewelry. Oh, just for court, just for court. Yeah. You know, like, just because I think of like hitting and stuff, I don't know, I wouldn't want to have all the rings on. Yeah. I mean, literally, it looks like like it's just I would just go look if we're going to just sell you as a person that didn't do this like you know at the jack sparrow costume jewelry off right the hair is is messy his sister who's has worked for his company she was on on the stand a lot yesterday and I mean it moves slow we are watching some of it but it is pretty interesting to watch like a full

trial that's not scripted for like law and order and how slow shit moves so to speak so to speak so you know it's a she she benefited a lot from this article and me too and road that wave and you know all this and then he of course is saying not it was true she was the aggressor she was the one that would hit and slap and a lot of the audio that's shared is him is her being like, well you poke and you poke and you poke the animal. What do you expect to happen? And then he's like, you punched me. She's like, I didn't punch you. I slapped you. I hit you. I didn't punch you. Like, so. Cut to Ryan Murphy just like, ah, American crime story. Remember her. Johnny Depp.

I really think the biggest thing that's going to come down to is she didn't name him. And they're going to throw it out. Yeah, and therefore, sorry that this happened. That's what I think is going to happen, but we'll see. Well, I read something too that she got, because she's an Aquaman, and they like, we're going to take her out of Aquaman because of all the drama. Oh, so then she's going gonna sue him back then for that? Well, but they kept her in.

Yeah, so it's like, but they were just kind of like, hey, maybe we cut her out because it's like too much and we don't want to talk at the movie. I mean, that does, I mean, that does, the other part of it is like, Johnny, up you're also older and you also have a reputation of struggling a lot with drugs and alcohol. So that can be another reason

of someone being like, you know what, let's just get somebody else. I mean, parts dry up as you get older. They just do. So we'll see. Sherri Papini, as you know, she is everyone's favorite fake kidnap victim. This was the little blonde that pretended to go jogging and get kidnapped by two Mexican women. Oh. I got a very mean post the other day saying, how dare you have a fortune there and you said, I assume they were Mexican lesbians. And when the story first came out and then she came back home saved and she said, I was kidnapped by two Mexican women, I assumed that they were lesbians, like a couple, because

I believed her, right? So I assumed they were two women that had some type of relationship going on with each other and that they'd be tied to being like this criminal thing. Anyone somehow dare you just assume that they're lesbians. First of all, they're made up. They're not lesbians, they're not Mexican. You know what, they were made up. I love non-fictional lesbians.

There, I said it. Come for me. I know people just, I know. They're like, how can you say that to lesbians? And I also said, when I was describing this story, to fortune I go, one of the main things that tipped off the original officer and detective to be like, I call bullshit, is that women

don't normally kidnap like without a man making them be part of it or, you know, sometimes a couple does kidnap, but like a women, two women together never do. Mexican women don't. And Mexican lesbians don't know but like so so I was defending the Mexican lesbian community the fictional you were you were you were defending the non-fiction all different non-fiction is real right right yes the non-fiction lesbian community you have their back the fictional lesbian community they're very mad at me get out of here the point is they never existed

she did all this. She went to her ex-boyfriend's, her boyfriend for many years ago's house. She never even slept with him. He didn't know what was going on. He was kind of a, I'm going to say, wasn't the brightest bulb. I've done. But he has cooperated with police and everything. And then she, the day before Thanksgiving, because she was hungry and decided she wanted

some sweet potato. She's like, can you drop me off back where I was quote unquote kidnapped? And she branded herself with a Hobby Lobby brander. The same. What in the next year, the same one that Pete Davidson got to write Kim. Hobby Lobby has like a branding thing.

And then I can't wait for Schim's and Hobby Lobby to. Yeah, to collaborate. Schim's and Hobby Lobby. Now that, it's a collaborate. Skimz and Hobby Lobby. Now that's on brand. On brand and on brand. Yeah, just wait for it. Kim Kardashian, scene at Hobby Lobby. Yeah, just doing her own-

So, yeah, so she caught up her hair and she ran in herself and everything to make it look like these fictional women went and kidnapped her and everyone wondered what it was. And she has finally today, will plead guilty, admit kidnapping with a hoax. I'm deeply ashamed of myself. And there you go.

So we don't know what the sentencing is going to be. We don't know if she'll do time, probation. What is this picture? Actually, I do know her punishment. What's her punishment? It's coming on Juicy Scoop and telling her story. Oh, her truth to admit her truth. Because the rest is because everybody

that went on this journey deserves payback and the payback is her coming on Juicy Scoop and saying exactly what were you thinking, what was going through your head, why did you decide you needed this attention? Did you feel bad that you never fucked this ex boyfriend? What did your husband ever know? When you came back, did you go,

look, I did this, I don't know what's wrong with me. Did your parents know? Did you feel bad about having your kids think that you were missing? And why two women? They're like two and four. And why two lesbian women, whether they were best friends made up,

late in life, lesbians, whatever they were, why did you choose that as fake kidnapping scenario? But again, what is this picture? Who is this? What is this? This is like, like, like, like, this is a picture of she and her husband

from like their engagement photos. But why don't we see his face? Well, this is just they like this photo because she looks like such a psycho. She looks like a, yeah, she looks like a horny puppet. She looks like a horny puppet, yeah. She looks like a horny puppet, yeah. She looks like a horny puppet, yeah. She looks like a horny puppet, yeah. She looks like a horny a, yeah, she looks like a horny puppet. And also like she's just such the quintessential like skinny blonde white woman that then

painted on, you know, Mexican people, which is horrible, which is also the other horrible skinny white blonde woman, also from the northern middle part of America and Petaluma. She was a real asshole. That's the story of the girl who said, I went to Michaels, not Hobby Lobby. It was Hobby Lobby, I'd be like, I can't even, but she went to Michaels and said that she believed

this couple, who was like a couple in their early 50s and 50s, was trying to kidnap her kids. And it was trying to kidnap her children. Yes, and then at a craft store. At a craft store, and then she got in her car and like did this video, this testimonial video of like, oh my god. And so all these people are like, say the children, they're everywhere. And then of turns out that the couple was, they've written articles now like from their point of view, they literally were grandparents in the area.

Everyone knew them, hardworking people that worked there forever, new people just went to Michaels and to get some crafts. We have a solar system to build our foam for our kids. And it was a whole bullshit thing to choose a micro blogger. It went viral and I remember exactly where it was the day somebody sent it to me and I go, I immediately thought, now sometimes I'm right about my predictions and sometimes I know. This one I was like, this is bullshit. This is a girl trying. I thought maybe something, I thought maybe she was innocent in her reporting, but that she was exaggerating in her head and then

going being dramatic for likes and views. Like I think she kind of thought it and then let her mind go, but now since they researched more like I mean she and Sherry Papini They should start a podcast together. Well, it's weird that you say that because they just DMed how he mendell to start stand-up comedy So look out world the three of them are going on tour. Their merch will be Hobby Lobby and Michael. Okay. God, you're helping so many people. Also, the truly worst mother in the world, Lori Valo, Debel. She is the one who thought the end of the world was coming on July 11th. Same. Yeah. I think it was July 11th, 2021, which was 7-11 eleven which is my favorite day to free slushy yet and uh...

and i remember there was a lot of shit well there's always a lot of stuff going on but it was coming it was really bad and it was a big spike in covenants and people are like do you think lord values that was correct but on the very sad side she her two kids what missing and it was a whole big thing and she got sucked into a podcast world about the afterlife, fell in love with the sky. He, he probably killed his wife too. There's all, this is a juicy story.

It's so many levels. Anyway, she's the worst mother in the world and her two children have their bodies have been founded. And now, finally, it has been declared that she is. Lori Valo is mentally fit to stand trial in the death of her two children. JJ and Tiley nearly a year after being committed to an Idaho mental health facility. So she is not getting out of this one saying that she was crazy thinking the world was going to end and all that stuff.

She knew that she was participating in the death of her two kids with her husband, Debel. That's dark. That's right, dark, but I had to give the update. I know. Allie Wong, hilarious comedian, and her husband, Justin, are divorcing after eight years of marriage. And I just want to know, where was Heather DeBrow and Dr. DeBrow because they started a show on e calls seven year stitch uh... which they help couples who are in the brink of getting divorced around your seven hmm and i think they absolutely dropped the ball in not how helping alley

long because if anybody can save a marriage it's heathered bro and it's terrible of uh... real house as a mostly in botched i know this is really sick as i'm I'm friends with Ali and I think. So what's the scoop? I don't really know the scoop. I mean, if you ever watch her stand up, it's very dry.

And she's in her in her act. She's always been like, I've trapped my husband. And you know, she's had this. She just did her third special, which I haven't seen yet. But I don't know. I don't know anything about him. You know, I don't know him as a person. I mean, I just think, I think it's just kind of,

did it's thing. Just like seven-year stitch, a lot of people do get divorced around your seven. Yeah. And you've had the two kids and enormous success. And they're not like baby babies anymore. They're not baby babies babies and it just might be a very mutual thing.

I'm just like, we have the money, we feel, I mean, they're saying they have the usual co-parenting lovingly and it's amicable and all that stuff, which is really good. Yes, she's a great person. What's great, this is where I get jealous. Not just because she's single. But just the whole new vibe of I'm dating, I'm getting fresh day, I'm divorced.

Pete Davidson's brother. Yes, funny stuff about having to do exchanges, my ex's girlfriend. I mean, there's so much new material. And what will be the name of her new special? Because she always does like, Cobra baby. Baby Cobra, yeah. what's the new one that don't don't want to go on so there'll be another one something new don't long yes a new don't long and today i mean it's gonna be it's gonna write

itself even if like even if she was happily married she might have just been like i got i got to come up with some new shit. So I'm sorry, we just can't stay married, I can't talk. I mean, it look, I mean, don't you think it's run through my mind of what my tour would be like, divorced, divorced dick tour, divorced dick tour? You can't have a divorced dick tour? I know.

I can't. It's all right. I'll just stick with the podcast instead. But I'm just saying, if I got divorced, I think more people would come to my show. No, I think you need to like, any it up, don't get divorced. Like do like, do like, be that like, that straight couple that has like, you know, like, never. Thrupples, never ever. Never, ever. I open to or my open marriage tour.

Yeah, yeah. Sassy. Anyway, but, you know, where, why are, but I do think sometimes I was like, you know, sometimes people stay in something like I've talked about like Jaden Will because it's like, I wonder if she got such an ad if talking like about her kids and her family that she was like, I don't want, I want people to think, go, you guys are the cutest couple ever, I don't want them to think, I can't get to the point is everyone can get divorced, everyone can change their storyline,

everyone can get canceled, you, change their storyline, everyone can get canceled, you, everyone comes back. Unless you murder someone. And even then, you will get a stand-up special. Yes. Oh, yes. So I don't know if you know that Lizzo is launching a no-shame shapewear line called Yitty. I love it. I don't understand it. Yeah. It is what I've been talking about where it skims is doing it to where they are instead of just wearing like traditional spanks that like succulent and give you a really smooth line under like a dress or leggings or pants. It's um...

Traps. Yeah, it's just, it's cutting out holes that then won't look good under stuff. So what she's wearing here is she gets out of private plane is it's leggings which in which the crotch part is all open So the top of your thighs are being shown. Uh-huh the whole outside of your thighs being shown and a complete bear ass So it's not tucking in your ass or anything and that's what you just wear out to go on a private plane. Big girl assless chaps. Yeah, it's a movement. It's a movement and do it. Everyone loves it.

Do it. If we didn't love it, we can't say we don't love it. I mean, you can't say Justin. I can't wear it. But I wish I, no. What if I showed up today in like, Asseless Chaps? First of all, I mean, the comments

that should be lit. First of all, Guy, Guy, Braddon, who is a very smart person, would get so angry if people said, Asseless Chaps because Chaps are Asseless. Chaps are Asseless. It's an extra word that you don't need. It is, yes, because it is.

These are Chaps, so you just call them chaps, or you just call them, but chaps are really like for riding horses. This is just asless pants. Asless pants. Yes. And it's like the emperors new clothes, where you just go, mm, yeah.

Mm-hmm. So brave. Yeah, so brave, I love it. Powerful, so strong. Good for you, good for you. Good for you. Yeah, so brave. I love it. Powerful. So strong. Good for you. Good for you. That's what I'm saying.

You have to do it. Yeah, absolutely. Be naked. Real House of OC, of OC, Bronwyn. She was married with seven kids. She got sober,

then she said she was by, then she said she's full gay, full bull and lesbian. Left her husband left the OC. Didn't get picked up on the show. Has moved to New York, found her third girlfriend. Wow. And is the thirstiest ex-house wife we've ever encountered. Really? No matter how much she goes down on a girlfriend, she is still parched and she says that she has sex 10 times a day each time having a 15-minute orgasm. Get a job. How do you have time? Get a job, Bronwyn! How do you have time to do anything else? That's a lot of hours of 10 times 15 so that's 150 minutes, it's a little time on each side. That's like over two hours.

Two and a half, three hours a day spent just having just, yeah, just chadiezing it. Yeah, chadiezing or as Erica Jane says, my clit is a wet sponge. What did she say? She said, my clit's wet and my pussy squishy. Sack! God! There goes my lunch. I mean it's just, uh, who cares? So she spends 15 minute orgasms and this one's terrifying. Well, she- I'm- I'ma just a, you know, that's it. I don't need it. I don't need a, huh, huh, huh, huh.

I don't want to curl my toes and, uh, like 15 minutes. That's a whole set Speaking I know you know how's everyone doing? Like for 15 minutes give her the light. I know or give her or give her fair overheads but hold go ahead Just throw that out there. You have 15 minutes. Give that to a guy. She's featuring for fairer Exactly. Oh, I'm sure she's getting into stand up too because she said she and Victoria the girlfriend She said I was sitting there watching Sex in the city and just like that okay and

Victoria and and we kind of looked at each other and she's like do you know someone who works there in the writers room? Because I think she stole your story line, Miranda. She gets sober, she comes out later in life and is dating this beautiful person and there's a scene in there, they're in bed together and she's like, that was the most transcendent moment of my life. Miranda says, I have ideas. And I'm like, oh, I've said that. We just started laughing.

But the thing I love about it is that the show reaches a very wide audience. It's telling stories that maybe wouldn't have been told before, women being able to say, hey, it's later in my life. It's called late life lesbianism. But it's never too late to live your life authentically and be able to be the real you, providing you don't kidnap a white woman who's jogging.

Yeah. Okay. Wow. As far as she's, oh, if she's done having kids, she, cause she has seven. Bronwyn is ruling nothing out saying that she's orange County, not Salt Lake. She's orange County. And so the husband raises the kids while she goes and lives in a one-bedroom apartment and like it's finger-blasted to him today and then after like ten or eleven days she goes home and then he leaves and she goes to the house and watches the kids and then goes

back to the girlfriend and she goes that's the amazing thing I don't know maybe Sean will end up with someone have kids or maybe I will for Sean that's her ex but they're not her ex I apologize she's not her ex, I apologize. I have no plans to get divorced. They're still legally married. She's not husband, yeah. Whew. Well, I mean, listen.

Is this what I mean, look, I just spent time talking about it because I guess I am, I don't think she's gonna get another reality show or anything, but I am just kind of fascinated by the thirst. The thirst is real. And also, is this a dig at her husband? How? Like, oh, I'm with this woman and I have sex 10 times a day.

Oh yeah, yeah. She said she was, she said, the reason I was in alcoholic. Sean and I never did that. It was because I wasn't having my truth. And the reason I had so many babies is that every time I got pregnant, I knew I wouldn't drink. So it was my way to get sober for like nine months. Yeah, blaming on the kids.

Yeah. You're not a mistake. You were a mommy sober. You're a mommy sober chip. You're my sober companion inside of me growing. Which is also, which might be the name of Kylie's baby chip. There's one, right? Or sober companion.

Yeah, sober companion Kardashian. What is this? This is a kettleball travertine stone top handle bag by Botega the Nida. No. Yes. No. It's $11,500. It is travertine and it's shaped like a purse. And it crosses the boundaries between fashion and sculpture with its frame clutch, carefully shaped from a single piece of Italian Travertine stone. Arche cutouts at the top, tip a nod to the curve handle of weighty kettle balls. Now it says it has a spring hinge closure.

So I'm like, does it it really open because it doesn't look I know this was stolen from a mine in tomb Which was not supposed to be removed And walking there's like constantly switching hands. I don't understand. So is it a kettlebell or a purse? Is that where we're at kettlebell or? Is it cake? I don't know. I just think it's for the woman that has everything. And then you just display it in your closet. I have this rock purse. I haven't just got a tiny purse. It just scares it. It scares because it's like you just zips it up. It's a product. He just puts everything in there. Insider is showing.

Who's this girl? Chloe something to remember this girl's name Anyway, is it till the Swinton's daughter? She I just want to zoom in she had it. She has a dress on with balloons Like it looks like balloons and then she did two nude balloons with the ties coming out like nipples Mm-hmm and put on the outside of the dress and it looks just like a nude like bra But anyway, there's some other factions. Tish Cyrus finally filed for divorce from Billy Wright. Now I only say filing because I feel like I thought they were divorced, they've been separated,

they've been together, they've been separated, they've been together, it's been 20 years. What's going on, mom? But now they're done. What's it kinda sad? Well, they'll be fine. I mean, they're fine, I guess they're just so like, and they've been divorced like three times

or they filed for divorce three times. I think they filed a bunch of times, but never been divorced, but they've gotten back together. But she is so cute. She's beautiful. I didn't realize she looks just like my life. I mean, I have to say, my life has,

my life has some good genes. Yes, she does. Because both of her parents look really good. Okay, this is sad say my life looks like her. My Lee has some good genes. Yeah, she does. Because both of her parents look really good. Okay, this is sad. Gilbert, God-free, freed such a hilarious community. He has died at 67. What was the illness he suffered from?

I think it was a genetic heart disease. For those of you guys, like, I mean, hopefully you know who he is, but he just had a very unique cadence of jokes, character, yeah, he played a yodel. And I was scream at people and do their things and he was very edgy. Yago and Aladdin was like my favorite. Look at me, I'm melting.

What was the thing that he did? So I did a documentary years ago, way before cancel culture, we did a real thing called, can you take a joke? And he was part of it. They did a lot of different stories. And I just like comment was a commenter on it. But what was the joke that he did? And he lost the aflack thing.

Can you look that up? The aristocrats. The aristocrats? No. No. Heocrats no he did a he did like a tweet oh right right right right right so like edgy and inappropriate yes and he got dropped from aflex yeah he was a force of yeah he got dropped from aflex yes

i got and um... that what in that documentary that it was so interesting because it was there was this one girl she was was like PR executive, you know, on top of the world doing things. And she was flying to, she was flying somewhere like in Europe, whatever. And she sent a tweet out right before she lost Wi-Fi. And the tweet was, I'm flying over Africa to get to wherever, some place in Europe. I hope I don't catch AIDS. Oh, yes, I remember that.

And when she landed, lost her job. Lost everything. And haunted her for years. Like she'd be set up with a guy and they have a great rapport in their bout to go on a date and he decided to Google her and then see that. Yeah. And be like, I'm out. Yeah. Like every single thing and there was no way that she could.

What? I mean, why? Why did you have to tweet that? It's a bad joke. It's an insensitive joke. Yeah. But she wasn't a comedian. No.

And it was just, and we know lots of people. She is. She's going on for it. She is favorite. Very, very hip. On the road. Did you find? Yeah, his Twitter got hacked after his died with a bunch of people saying, check out my only fans and stuff, which is really interesting because we know Jeff Ross. And I looked up this morning, I got on Twitter and I saw Jeff Ross was trending.

And I was like, oh, good, well, here we go. And it was because of the picture of him with Bob Sagitt, Norm McDonald, and Gilbert, and I was like, oh, my God, I can't even imagine. And he just responded with gulp. Like, everyone's like, keep Jeff safe at all costs. Oh, God. I know.

The tweet was, I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say there'll be another one floating by any minute now. Oh. It was after, I think it was after the tsunami. And he said, but his joke was, I just broke up with my girlfriend, but don't worry. Another one will be floating by.

Floating by. Floating by. And he said, oh, as the Japanese say, one will be floating by floating by oh as a Japanese say another will be floating by So that that he lost a lot of stuff for that. I mean that's funny now Wait too soon wait too soon At the time I Have a Gilbert story do you yes, okay? Well, it's like a missed Gilbert story. I was doing this, I was doing this,

like, Aspen Comedy Festival thing, and we're flying in the day before I had a show, and no one could fly into Aspen. We had to fly into Denver, and we didn't know how we were going to get there, because there was like a road closed and this and that. And I found these juicy scoopers that had a big pink humor. And they're like, we're gonna drive there. But instead of being like two, three hours, it was gonna take like eight and it did. And I'm like, well, I gotta get there.

And I'm afraid if I take some other route, I might not get there by tomorrow night. So I tell the person running the festival, I'm like, okay, I'm going with these people in this humor, whatever, this limb. And we were, to have the left jump, we were just about to leave the airport. And the person called and said, can you wait like 15 more minutes and take Gilbert? Now, I didn't know Gilbert, and this is like a bunch of women.

And they were boozy. And I just didn't think it would be a great eight hour combination uh-huh for him and and for us yes and so i said well we've already left anyway he got there before me he took a different flight it all worked out he got to perform that would have been really funny like that car ride but then it would have been like, can you shut things, where am I? Yes, like I didn't know. I'm also like, I don't know

him personally, so maybe he's like completely chill when he's not on stage. Oh. Like I had no idea. Well, there is. If you're YouTube, there's a clip going around when he was on Hollywood squares. Yeah. How they did the like, you know, if you get the five of the X's or five of the X's, and he was the last one. So the two contestants are, they keep band or keep going back to him.

And he's just like trolling them so hard. It's a five minute clip. It's so funny. I've always just thought he was so, so funny. And I know he also did a wife swap. And he was super funny and his whole thing with you was like really cheap, but he was like playing it up and everything. So I think he's been married for, well like playing it up Yeah, so I think he's been married for well, maybe I don't know Kaz even air it a long time. Can you just check that anyway? Rest in peace that's sad speaking of marriage

Uh-huh real house was Vosey alumni Vicki govison her ex fiance Steve Lodge who's Roger Lodge's brother from blind date the host of blind date Oh, wow, I didn't know that what a great show that i know that i know that i how what since two thousand seven years oh he's been very since two thousand get get more gillbert so they seem to have a good relationship that the brimback blind date blind date

was the greatest show i remember it was right after peter and i got married that we would sit and watch that show and it was so funny that because it was basically they'd follow these couples on a date and the comedic things that would pop up in the thought bubbles and everything was so clever. Anyway, his brother was the, I constantly bring out that his brother was the host because I just, that's mind boggling. I think he's the older brother.

Anyway, Steve Lodge was with Vicki Galvest, Gunn Wilson, and she claims that he was cheating on her. They broke her heart. That she was absolutely like mind blown. I think they were engaged. He was running for a California governor. And all of a sudden, like months after they break up, he has married a 37 year old.

And he's 63. He's quote three quote quote beautiful i don't want to see that that people magazine wrote real estate alum vicki gunville since xp on say steve lodge marries quote just with the one quote beautiful white jannis carlson i mean

i don't think that because maybe he posted that they wrote were, but it was snarky. It's a little shady. Yeah, a little shady people, but she, she's a 37 year old blonde. She's a school teacher. I mean, huge age difference. Yeah. Doesn't seem like they've been dating that long, but. Oh, I just got a text. She's missing on a hike. Okay. Well, that was fun. Good for him. Oh my god. I just thought talking about fashion, throw this blazer over any ensemble to instantly elevate your look. This is like, this girl has on like, biking shorts and a like, jog bra tank top prop. And then just one of these enormous hobo type blazers

where there's the arms the sleeves are like three hands longer than your hand. I know this girl. The model? No, I just know. Oh, you know this girl and it's like elevate your look. No, you know what this looks like? This looks like you're a crazy person. Yeah. That found a blazer on the ground. Yes. And you got it. Go in, Heather. I'm, I can't. It's just like, oh look, I'm going somewhere. Yeah.

Where to an asylum? I'm going to work out. But I'm choosing a blazer versus like a sweat zip up that's appropriate with Jim Close. Yeah. Are you a detective who's doing yoga? Why are you wearing a grandpa's suit? What is? Instantly elevate your look. No, you know a grandpa's suit? Like what is it?

Instantly elevate your look. No, you know what elevate your look? Actual clothes. This is the worst. This over this giant blazer look. I hate. Yeah. And I just think it looks so weird.

Like Kylie was wearing it the other day. Bieber did it on the, on the, on the, on the, on the Grammys. It's such a strange look. It's so strange. And I'm, I don't get it. You just, it just looks like- But Alicia could go to the gym with her kettle ball. With her kettle ball purse.

Yeah, I know. I just like work it out. Yeah. God, I know. It's so weird. Oh no, what do you do now? Nothing, but Chris not. Nothing? Chris not. Uh, he, you know, lost all of his jobs.

I know. And from Sex the City, but he was on the equalizer with Queen Latifa. And so I guess the first episode, it's just he died in a plane crash. They don't address anything. He's just like, where's detective or whatever. It's like a CIA show.

I just thought. And they just killed him off. They just like, reference it. Oh, we just got back from that. I just thought. And they just killed him off. They just like referenced it. Like, oh, we just got back from that thing. I don't know how they do it, but like. And just like that. Just like that. The Skydiver miraculously survived

after 125 mile fall after parachute miss out. Have you ever gone skydiving? No, no. Well, I absolutely not. Have you? Yes. You've been skydiving? No, no, well I absolutely not. Have you? Yes. You've been skydiving? Yes.

God the more you know, why? I'll tell you exactly why. So I was struggling stand-up comedian. You jumped out of a poker. And a real estate broker. I was about 23 or 4. And I was and I was after the 94 earthquake and I was working with my parents. So I would have been 24, 25. I was working with my parents and doing my real estate. And this guy came in this motivational speaker, you know, like a Tony Robbins. He's like,

I've got this 12 week program. And you know, you're gonna learn how to sign more listings and do this and at the end of it, we're all going to Paris, California and we're jumping out of a plane. And it's one of those things I've wanted to do. Uh-huh. And so I was like, okay, well for $1,200 at the end, I'll learn all these great marketing tips, and then I

get to jump out of the plane. And so that doesn't add up. I know. And a couple of people towards the end were like, I don't think I want to do it. And it was still extra. It didn't even, it wasn't even included. It was still like an extra like 260 or something. Yeah, it's like, hey, we're going to teach you how to sell more houses.

But first, let's cheat death. Yeah. Like, no one does not sound fun to me. And you did it. Did you have someone on your back? Or like, okay. So I wake up that morning hung over as a 25-year-old does, okay? Drive to Paris, California.

And we have to watch a little video and like practice like jumping off a box and like rolling because like when you land that's where you might get hurt, you know. And then and then they're like, okay, and you're going to be with your, you know, a first tandem. And they teach how to like pull the string and this and that. And I'm with, so then I'm kind of talking to the Southern girl that we're friends with. And we're on the plane about to jump. And now I'm like, holy fuck, this is not a six-flag ride. That's not it.

What am I doing? Like what am I doing? And I look back at my mom was so scared about it. And I was like, you're so annoying mom, like a horrible child, okay? And so as we're sitting here with the girl attached to me and my friend has a guy attached to her the girl my girl who's like my age is complaining that this is her first jump of the day and it's only and it's already 3.30 or whatever and the guy goes what do you expect you just got certified

last week. You're not going to have as many jumps as I do. And my friends guy, he held like the record for the most tandem jumps. And now I'm like, and then, so they did this, see what they go, okay, now it's your turn. Now I'm kind of hot in the plane. So actually I was like, oh,

Oh, it's actually looking at the hungover. And actually looking kind of forward to like the fresh air coming in my face. But they go, okay. One, two, and then you did, she just pushes you. Absolutely not. So that you won't stop at three,

so you think I had a three, and then we're just going. And I'm like, oh, you're like this, right? And the guy's filming me and everything. And then she's like, okay, pull the string, pull the string. And I'm like, I cannot even move my arms.

You're gonna just pull it for me. So she pulls it for me. And then we just go floating down. And then I'm like, all right, like what else do you do for fun? And we're just like talking. And then so stupid, nobody should do this. I guess it is not worth the bucket list. I understand if you're maybe you're a super

parachuter, maybe you do it, it's fine. Then about maybe a year later, my cousin died, skydiving. He was like a marine and a cop and he did it all the time and did it on his own and it was just one of those weird fluke things that you don't really know why, but like, let it to look out. Oh, God. That's why, it's like, and this, this, this, like, I'm just like, okay,

Skydiving is one of my biggest fears and also getting left behind in like a boat, like deep water, like where you're like snorkeling and the boat leaves and you're just just in the middle of the ocean. I cannot believe that we share that because that's the greatest movie ever. Oh, it's so good. Have you seen deep water too?

Where the ocean? Where the babies on the boat? Can you just tell them what happens at the end because I don't know what happens at the end? They all die. I think, yeah, they all die and the babies left on the boat. Yeah.

Yeah, but like this, I mean, going back to the sheet. Of course, those people who don't know deep water was based on a true story about this couple that goes snorkeling. On their honeymoon or something like that. They were kind of having a marital issue or something. Yeah. So it was done. So I remember seeing that with Peter. Yeah. And then they kind of go off on their own. Yeah. And when they come back, the boat was left. And then there was a little bit of a mix up about their things and the guy wasn't that.

So he didn't really realize that they were missing for like 12 hours. Yeah. And they're out there floating around. Yeah. And finally, like, he- Like, sharks tug at them. Yeah, and he finally dies.

Yeah, there's blood in the water. And then she's by herself, and she basically just takes off her wings and like, like the sharks come eat me because like, I can't be out here anymore. And then she's by herself and she basically just takes off her wings and like the sharks come eat me because like, I can't be out here anymore. And then she goes under water and she doesn't come back up because these sharks are circling her. And then you see the rescue boat come. That was the end.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then they find a shark and then they like gut it. And they find, yeah, and they find the camera of them on their trip. I know. That terrifies me. Okay, so they find the camera of them on their like on their trip. I know that's terrifying. We can't in the podcast. Okay, so then the other one, the other one was this all these young hot couples.

They're like 30. Yeah, get a boat. And the guy, one of the guys is a captain. A very much of like a Peter situation. But it's like, it's not a cat. One good thing about the boat that we have, it's like, you can get up on it. Yes.

No matter what. Yes. Even if the thing was like up, it's like, okay, this is like a higher boat. A higher boat. So they have a baby, the baby's taking out, they all jump off and nobody ever puts down the ladder. Yeah, so they can't get up on the ladder.

There is no way. And the baby's just in the sun. Oh, it's awful. But the baby was in a they can't get up on the way. And the baby's just in the sun. Oh, it's awful. It's awful. But the baby was in a bedroom. The baby was in the sun. Well, it's like on the deck, but like I think again, it's just like it not being fed and it's you know, I can't help anything with the baby. Yeah, it's so awful. But this, I mean, this is the thing with me. The first thing didn't come out her this guy diver. It broke her back. She broke her leg. It was it was malfunctioned or whatever, but. I'm fascinated by this because you hear these stories

about like, okay, what happened in the scenario? You know, I immediately think of like the people who jumped out of the towers in 9-11. And how, I remember, I don't know if it was like an urban legend or something, they're like, oh, when your body's in that type of situation, it'll just shut down. Like, you'll just like, you're like, well, I know body's in that type of situation, it'll just shut down. Like, you'll just like, you're like, well, I know this is it and your heart will just

stop because of the adrenaline rushing. Like, you'll just like, zik, you know, eat it. But like, she just fell and hit the ground. It was like, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, and this bugs me. No, I think I don't, I think it opened up a little bit. The shoot wasn't, she wouldn would have died if the shoot, that's what it thought. No, the shoot opened like a little bit when we were still fucked up.

And it was like twist, she was like twisting and sliding. Maybe she landed on someone's backyard trampoline or something. But that's what bugs me about like these types of stories because it happens with shark attack victims. Yeah. She's like those surfers in Australia. They're like, Natalie went out one morning when the sun wasn't up and she was alone.

Then a great white shark took off her leg, two weeks later, Natalie's back in the water. I'm like, there's no way. Wait, I would ever want to swim again. There was no way. She's like, I can't wait to do it again. I'm like, go. No, no, definitely not yet.

No way, this went viral. Did you hear about this? This girl did a TikTok explaining how she pooped No, definitely not. No way! This went viral. Did you hear about this? This girl did a TikTok explaining how she pooped in her cheating boyfriend's car. It was the dog Heather. I mean, this got full circle on the episode from Amber herd to this girl. So and she's doing the TikTok while doing her makeup. Okay.

I get how her own ass to tell a story about like doing her makeup that I guess that just like does better than if you just told the story. And she just said yeah, you know, and I'm, it's very easy for me to like, shen on demand. So she went in his car. That is not a talent.

Nobody can do it. Nobody does that. Is it really? Oh, it's IBS Awareness Fund, by the way. That's why I love this topic. Thank you so much for clarifying. But yeah. Hi.

She goes, since you want to put me through shit, you can sit in my shit on the way home? Yeah, that's what she is. Well, don't you get in a car and see a turd and go, don't you get a piece of paper? No, I think she left that note after she left the shit, knowing that he was cheating. I think that's just so weird.

The whole, like everything from like the movie, The Help, how the girl put the shit in the pie. Chipie. It's just so bizarre. I like, I cannot imagine. Anyway, I guess that's the way to get, what if they still get back to get, do you imagine if they got back together and like you went to this wedding Get to the toast something what is what's it called something borrowed something brown something blue?

I was gonna say something poo Something borrowed something poo Unbelievable yet so borrowed something poo. Unbelievable. Yeah, so obviously you know Britney Spears declared pregnancy. And then the boyfriend did say I'm pregnant too. Which, yes. Wait, is that in here? We have the thing.

Where is it? It's the weird sketch. It's the last one. Oh, it's my last one. Okay. And he did this like of two lions in a cub. This is the only lion king that I will ever watch now. He lives in you. Yes. And he did this like of two lions in a cub. This is the only lion king that I will ever watch now. He lives in you.

Yes. So first I was kind of like, I don't really know if she's pregnant. This like, you know, riddle, riddles of, you know, I know it's kind of a strange photo of like a coffee cup. I think I'm pregnant. What? And what?

And what Applebee's are you at? So everyone reported on saying that she's confusing fans but then he did about six or seven hours later post this saying marriage and kids are a natural part of a strong relationship filled with love and respect for the hood is something I have always looked forward to and I don't take it lightly is the most important job ever do i still i i still want to say i don't know i want her to be i know she wants it i think she deserves it obviously she got that i you do you take it out

i'm scared you're scared that she's pregnant that she's not pregnant no i'm scared because this is this is this is where we're at because she's clearly like just up you know we've all been saying it there's up up her brains are little scrambled so she did and that she has a guy i i

i better uh... model these last outfits in my brown says about pumps before i can't and yeah but she's not showing at all no this is if this and why are you also you've been pregnant before? Yeah. Don't people know what? They don't even cover your stuff.

No. Yeah. And sure, stomach looks flat and fit. And she's like, again, so I'm afraid in this that. And I just listen. Like I said, I just am speculating, I'm not saying that it's not true. I just think a lot of things. I just wouldn't be

surprised if she really was never pregnant and just wants to so bad and she did it and said it and maybe told him and he didn't say I want to go to the doctor. I want to see a heartbeat. I mean you're you're 40 years old and you've already had kids. Everyone knows not to share it until you're like, the doctor says you can share it. And that's like definitely closer to 12 weeks. Like heartbeat, everything. And she's just says it on an Instagram. And like, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

It's like, I'm wishing the best for her. Everyone's like, yes, queen. You know, everything she does. Right, right, yes, work, girl, you look great. I'm like, okay, but like, I'm wishing the best for her. Everyone's like, yes, queen. You know, everything she does. It's just like, yes, work, girl, you look great. I'm like, okay, but like, seriously. And it's really sad if it's not true. Yeah. And she's like, because the oldest thing

from the beginning of times, it's been two things that women have done. They've sold their bodies for sex, and they've lied about pregnancy. Or they've convinced themselves that they're pregnant and they're not, or they've stolen babies, or it's like, it's just, it's always gone on. And I'm just, I mean, you hear about when people have their baby stolen, or they, a pregnant woman gets followed because this other woman told her whole family she was having a baby and got and now has to get the baby so she takes the woman and like cuts

out the baby and takes the baby on the other woman. That's happened a lot of times. I do not express the same views as the host of this show. And I'm not saying Brittany would do that. I'm just saying pregnancy stuff is weird. It's like you want it so badly it's hormones and then you buy yourself and you're only out that is is right in these posts and everything like this and i just want to say this is just a discussion we are not a news

organization we are not hired by cnn or the president of the united states we are not fertility doctors we are anything, but people who are just watching and talking like two friends do, who are comedians. Okay, that's all. It is weird. It is weird. I didn't think about the whole like, hey, like you start showing.

Obviously, I don't have kids. I don't have no idea how it works, but I did not think about like, hey, like maybe start showing. Because yeah, you do, like there's a reveal. Actually, I'm just saying, I've gained so much weight. It's the other thing. You don't gain weight and you really don't show until like, you really, some girls don't

even show to like five or six months. But definitely you wouldn't be showing at all until at least three, at least three or four months. And then all of a sudden you're like, pop and then you're like, oh my God, it's like, but you can go so long like wearing your clothes and everything like that, especially when you're fit like that.

No, I don't want this to be like tragic. I hope it's not. I hope it's not too. I don't wanna be right on this one. I wanna be 100% wrong. I wanna be celebrating the fact that she's giving birth to a little girl. A new life for a new life. Eight or nine months from now, I want it to be like, I can't believe her cute Britney's

baby is and all of this and she's enjoying dressing it up. And she's like, I name my babies and why I am concerned that this might not, in fact, be a real pregnancy that was checked with a doctor not just a P-stick, which oftentimes I've already said P-sticks work 90% of the time. But, you know, we know that she wants this. So why wouldn't she do it in a bigger way, make sure that she's, in fact, pregnant, go to the doctor, wait till she's 11 or 12 weeks, then do some beautiful photo with her fiance, Sam.

But instead, like you said, she just does like a stock photo. Yeah, like a cup of tea. And it's written on a day that she had a post before, a post after. And that's why I feel like, you you know and because she doesn't have the concern of ship she's not she's at war with her mother she's the mom is suing wanting her to pay a six hundred forty thousand dollars in legal fees she's against her mom her sisters not around there's I think she just basically probably has an assistant maybe a housekeeper around her if Sam was not with her when she told her,

she was pregnant, I don't know that he is aware with all to go, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. But then he doesn't wanna accuse her of lying. So he's like, let me do this post and support you. But like, she's 40 years old. So there's already a risk that the pregnancy now might not go all the way through She knows that she's had two kids even though they're like 15 16

Yeah, I just but then that can also be that she's just so excited and not in the right You know really thinking it through as a public figure who should definitely wait to announce your pregnant Until the third a month at least that's why I That's why I'm concerned that this is unfortunately possibly not a real pregnancy. I don't know what she will say after. She may never say anything. She may just, like a week from now, just never mention it again,

and just start dancing and spinning around again. That's the reveal I wanted. I want her looking into the camera, and doing the whole little thing that she does, And then she turns to the side and you see like a bomb. Oh, like Beyonce did. Yeah. Well, she never be on the concert. Right. But I remember them people thought Beyonce's pregnancy was fake too. With the pillow and the Australian news show. I know that one was a good one. I still I still think about that one every now and then. That was weird.

That was so weird because the first child they thought was not real, but then she gave birth to twins. And that, and that, they really did show the actual belly and everything. So it's like nothing, yeah, that was so weird. I do think about, I think about, like you said, it's like what happens like, do we just move on from like, hey, has some pregnant,

and then we don't see anything? Or do we, are we just move on from, from like, hey, guys, I'm pregnant. And then we don't see anything. Or do we, are we now, are we now as fans on this journey? Are we the big, are we a bunch of enablers that, yes, I honestly think people and people magazine and people like that, it's just nothing happens. And five months from now, she's still spinning around and dancing. I, like, I, I'll probably be the only one in you going,

where is this baby bump? Like, I don't know. Well, in her post too, she was like, you know, when I was pregnant the first couple of times, it was, I was, I was hounded by the paparazzi and stuff like that. I'm like, well, you have to admit that like that's gonna happen again. But she was just like, I'm saying it now because the paparazzi, I'm not going to let

the paparazzi get their shots. Okay. Am I the only one that I have not seen one paparazzi shot of Brittany in the last five years? Why is she saying that she's going out and getting and and the paparazzi are there. They're not. Yeah. That is right. Are you seeing any paparazzi shots of her like getting her nails done or getting a frozen yogurt? Like, I'm not seeing it. So why is she?

It's like, that's where I'm like, I know she's been through hell and back and I, you know, and it's almost like she was, you know, just released from like being kidnapped in the woods, basically. Yeah. But at the same time, she had access to social media for a really long time. She knows how it works. So it's not like she's completely like

Kimmy Schmitz or whatever that is. It just came out of the, and like does no work. Yeah, it doesn't know what's going on in the world. But so it's like almost like she's living in the past, like the Papa Rotsie's, because almost like she wants the pregnancy so much that that even though that was a traumatic time of her life She loved Caring for those little baby boys and she's like craving that and maybe she said that maybe she just wants another baby

Without a seat belt on in her lap while she's driving, you know like the good old days. Yeah, I'm gonna explain to you right now Justin yeah, because I'm gonna explain to you right now, Justin. Yeah. Because we're country. Yeah. And that was like all in that property. Yeah. Like that, putting a little baby on your car

and like driving on your own property is like not a big deal. Like get what people freaked out about, but like that not a big deal. I mean, it's true as someone from the South. I, I, yep. I mean, she wasn't going down the interval of our, no, no, no, no, no, no.

So stop being, I don't know what to say. We're gonna get a lot of shit. We're rooting for Brittany. going down the trouble of our no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I don't want her to be free, wish her the best. Lover unconditionally. It's just hard because it's like you're watching this person from, you know, like, I mean, my God, the 90s and early 2000s who just dominated everything she did and then all of a sudden snapped and then has been in a conservatorship and yeah, we're rooting for her, of course. I had Dr. Drew on. Yeah. And, you know, great episode. People really loved what he said about narcissism

and codependency, really explained it for a lot of people. It was a great episode. The only criticism that that got was him speaking on Britney Spears. And it's because I asked him. And he didn't treat her. And he wasn't a doctor. He's just a person who's worked in this business has worked with celebrities, was there to see all of it happen.

Or is there to see it now? He's just observing that was just his opinion. And it does not mean that his opinion is correct. Right. Of course. So like you can just go, I just don't agree with Dr. Drew on that. Yeah. And you can say, I just don't agree with Justin Martin Dale or Heather on this. Yeah. And you can say I just don't agree with Justin Martindale or Heather on this. Yeah. And it just, it's a conversation piece. Please don't put me on suicide watch. I'd really appreciate it. Let me get through this goddamn week. Okay. Also, we love Selena Gomez and we remember, do we get in trouble with Selena Gomez? Yes. Yes. And that lasted for a week. Yeah.

So we just don't need it. Relax. We just don't need it. What? Oh, don't remind us. And he's like, I think that's almost got canceled when? Yeah, she's like, Annie's being like a narco for a second. And like, take a note over here.

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