Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Kathy Hilton Party and Cheaters with Brandy and Julie

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

I attended Kathy Hilton’s Holiday party at her house in Beverly Hills, so naturally Brandy and Julie had to join me on today’s show to discuss every juicy detail! RHSLC newbie Monica is bringing a...ll the drama. Did she really dine and dash at The Beauty Bar? Kim Zolciak is the queen of clickbait. Jen Shah is helping Elizabeth Holmes get abs. A RHOP husband has been vindicated in regards to some nasty cheating allegations. A streaker terrorized Disneyland. There’s a 3-year-long cruise on the market now.Taylor moves into Travis’ mansion. Do we finally know the two Royals who discussed skin color? Britney Spears needs to get out of her house and into a restaurant booth with us. Enjoy! Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop Follow Me on Social Media Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Find Julie and Brandy at https://www.julieandbrandy.com Follow Julie https://www.instagram.com/mrjuliegoldman Follow Brandy https://www.instagram.com/peeweethepeoplescouch Head to https://factormeals.com/juicyscoop50 and use code juicyscoop50 to get 50% off Go to https://theouai.com for 15% off sitewide when you enter promo code JUICY. Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW and sign up with promo code JUICYSCOOP and play FIVE DOLLARS to get ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS IN CASINO CREDIT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:28 Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. This is a fabulous week for the Juicy scoopers because I have Brandon Julie here, the dynamic duo, woman strong. Welcome to Juicy scoop. I do it for themselves. Hashtag ladies together.
Starting point is 00:02:48 We support women. Hashtag. We support Barlow. Yes, you do. You know why I think you like Lisa Barlow? Because you kind of look like you could be her sister. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Well, it's totally true. That is why you like her. We're going to get into all of that. But I have to tell you about my evening last night.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Because you guys are going to get wet. I mean, get a pee pad in here to put on the peeke velvet chairs. I went to Kathy Hilton's holiday party for direct TV and it was so many bravo celebrities, so many fun people. We're at the gorgeous house, all of it. Can I say the right thing about it? Last time we were here, Kyle was there too. Yes. Yes. I'm going to see if I can go to Kathy Hilton's holiday party and you did.
Starting point is 00:03:37 That's right. I don't know how. It's called manifesting. Manifesting. It's called secreting. And you know, Kathy, who follows me, she commented when I read the book, manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. And, you know, Kathy, Kathy, who follows me, she commented when I revealed the latest of the con and the earings about it, but she wrote a really nice comment and got like a thousand likes. It was like the truth will always come out or something.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Yes, exactly. So I love her. She's known me for years. We did get invited to a party, Peter and I, when it was just a regular holiday party with super rich people from Beverly Hills just scooping up caviar like it was guac. And I remember seeing a big chunk of it fall on this guy's velvet shoe. It was a velvet lofer and it fell on it. And it was just like, I was like, I'm into heaven.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Anyway, I made it back. So here I am. I made this face at Peter because nobody wanted to talk to me on the red carpet. And I was standing in between Meredith Marks and Mary and Mary, the preacher, from Real House Assault Lake City. And that's Teddy. She was interviewing Larsa Pippin.
Starting point is 00:04:55 She did not want to interview me. And that's fine. That's fine. So as I was waiting, Kelti, from Lady Yang, which she also works for e-news. And I like her a lot. She's like, wait, don't, I wanna talk to you. So then I'm just standing between two other people
Starting point is 00:05:11 being interviewed and no one wanting to talk to me. But at least Peter was there to get some fun content that you walked by, brutalized my families in front of you. Yes, yes. And Teddy Melon Camp has the audacity. You're saying she doesn't want to speak to you? She was busy talking to other people. I talked to her after, you know, I was, I do not need Teddy Melon Camp to be an enemy of
Starting point is 00:05:37 mine. It is fine. I'm not a housewife. It is okay. She looked cute. She had a little red suit on it. And she was working. She was working for
Starting point is 00:05:45 extra. So she's doing her thing. And Meredith Marx was there. And I introduced Peter to Seth. And I said, you know, they have a podcast called Hang My Thread and Everything. And I have been married almost as long as you. And he goes, the whole time where you took a break like us, you know, because they had like a sabbatical, a sexual sabbatical is what I like to have. I go, no, it's been the same, but I have been pushing for something to happen in society, which I think will be a great idea. Much like the Mormons go for a two-year mission. People who are married for, you know, for a long time, anywhere between seven and 15 years, you have a two-year sexual sabbatical. Where you fuck half of New York. Yes. And then everybody does her own thing, but you know that after two years, no matter how many people you've recruited or
Starting point is 00:06:39 fought, you're going to come back to the Marital Home. And so there's no risk or anything. I don't want to do it anymore. I've missed the window. Okay. I don't want to meet any new people. But I'm saying for other people, if it was something that society accepted, like something you do, like a passage of life,
Starting point is 00:06:58 a passage of marriage, maybe more marriage would stay because like them, he's like, I'm so glad we didn't miss that. I'm so glad we did it that way, but I am happy we're back together now. I mean, I thought that was nice and he said that. It does seem to have worked for that. I don't know if I'm falling for the banana
Starting point is 00:07:16 and the tailpipe with their relationship, but they do seem like they're back into it. That way, banana and a tailpipe, please. Explain. That's a Beverly Hills Cop one reference. Okay. Where I'm not gonna fall for the Banana and the Tailpipe trick. But what is the trick? I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:07:33 You put a Banana and Tailpipe and then they, you can't start the car. Yeah. And then they can't follow you. Oh. Okay. Yeah. Good. Now, do we think I feel like they kind of seem like they're back in love? They were having a fun at this party.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I didn't get that much time to talk to Meredith, but the caviar was there. The Marinette Marks caviar was there being served on small potatoes, which you know, that's the way Kathy Hilton likes to have her caviar on a little potato. Or a large potato, yes. With lots of sourness, which I would have been down for. I mean, Heather, you're right. The good news is there was not a lot of food there. And we didn't arrive until eight,
Starting point is 00:08:14 because that's what we were told to be coming around that time. And I thought there would be a lot of food, but it was a cocktail party, which is fine. So what's good is I'm another event tonight and last night I only had one devil dig. Oh, like a half of a little devil dig. Did it have caviar on it? No, but it did have a delicious, like, candy bacon topper.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Well, that was all I had besides a drink. It's neat how you pretend you don't have any friends facetiously, but yet are on a different joking. Clearly joking. Clearly joking. When I say that and I have a very full life, as does Meredith Marx. So anyway, as I was walking through this other girl said, I do want to talk to you. And next to me was Angie. Wait, let me get to that. Was Angie and Whitney from Whitney Rose. And I interviewed Whitney and Angie was super nice,
Starting point is 00:09:08 dark hair, new Angie. Very nice. It's neat how you were actually with them last night, but Julie and I were watching them on TV. It was that's neat. Yeah. Like we're like, Heather, can you believe Whitney is mad? And she's like, let me ask you.
Starting point is 00:09:22 She's like, let me have my daughter for a minute. Yeah, hold on. I'm meeting a devil day now. Wait, like, let me ask her. She's like, let me have my daughter. I'm going to have her for a minute. Yeah, hold on. I'm meeting a devil day now. Wait, Angie's there. Hold on. I'll get back to you. So then I basically joined their interview. And then the girl asked me, what is the,
Starting point is 00:09:38 what is the, what is the, what's the one thing you want to know about in the Bravo history world? And the two girls are like, you know, What's the one thing you want to know about in the Bravo history world? The two girls are like, you know, whatever they say is going to get them in trouble, right? It's going to haunt them for the next two years. And I said, I can't answer this. When did Vicki know that Brooks didn't have cancer? Was it before she went to Staples and made the binder? Or was it after?
Starting point is 00:10:03 I was terminal, I would say, Ken Vicki just tell me that, just she can come in the room, just the two of us, and tell me, because I just wanna know when she was like, fuck. Yeah, it's like, because I don't think she planned it with him, but I think she discovered it at one point,
Starting point is 00:10:23 and then was like, what the fuck do I do? And that is what I want to know. And then the other thing I was about to say is where the fuck is Mary's husband, congregants or whatever you call it. And, but I decided not to thank God she was right next to me. Mary was there. Mary was there. I'd love to know that.
Starting point is 00:10:43 I'd love to know if they shut her church down a while. And then Angie, later on in the night, she goes, I need to find Mary because I'm her plus one. I go, what? We're, I go, you stay in the same room. She goes, no, we're staying in different hotels. But she invited you like, that's how she got in. Anyway, I like Angie. We're gonna hang out. Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually shocked that Kathy invited Mary Cosby, but not Angie. Well, listen, this was a big event through Direct TV. And I love Direct TV.
Starting point is 00:11:13 And they are streaming now and it's great. So I think it wasn't like, I don't know that it was like her personal list. I think they're like, we're gonna buy in a bunch of housewives. We're gonna invite a bunch of influencers. And you know, who do you especially want? Is there something you, but you don't want? That's probably the extent of it.
Starting point is 00:11:29 And she probably was like, who cares? Oh, that's why we did it. She is a big, huge, fancy house. And she was at her house with all the Christmas trees. With everything. I like to have lots of videos. I'll be putting a reel together. The decorations were to die.
Starting point is 00:11:41 There were pink trees, white trees, real frosted trees. There were old fashioned like you know old fashioned Decoration, you know like like well you looked on a thing and you're like this is the heirloom from the you know for the Hilt's Lematic times. Yeah, I do I do I do I have a go see go other your listeners to go to Architectural Digestits. It's AD on YouTube Kathy has not even at Christmas time. She's going through her home with the 17 holiday trees. It is chef's kiss.
Starting point is 00:12:15 This is what you saw last night. There's a tree in every room. Oh yeah, no, it's all her stuff. Yeah. And she allowed, you know, this, this fabulous party. So you walk in and there's trees and there's an opportunity to take other, like a photo thing, which I didn't have time to do.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Then you go in one room, the dining room, which is where the Moe champagne vending machine is, but it's free. Ugh. Little individual model, like what the models do. Okay, then you go downstairs, and then that is the big room with the DJ, and there was a shark-cuddery board,
Starting point is 00:12:47 and some abs and stuff, and a bar, and then another room with a bar. Then you go outside, and there was a bar, and then there was a Casamigos place, and then there was Meredith Marks, Caviar on the potatoes, and just beautiful places to talk and speak. Juicy Scoopers, where is your favorite getaway?
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Starting point is 00:14:37 we talked after being outside for an hour. And I wasn't like cold, like because I had long sleeves on the stress, was like a red velvet off the shoulder after four. Which I wore already to a wedding. So yes, I know. You know, that's that's how real I am. Anyway, that's just so down to her.
Starting point is 00:14:50 I'm so down to her. And I said, oh my gosh, if I get invited to any more Christmas parties that are remotely outside in California, I'm going boots, tights, I need my feet covered. You cannot go to an out and a lot of Chris' parties in LA area are still outside and you've got to prepare your little foot for those. You can literally have your shoulders out if your feet are covered with winter socks. Honestly, and however it works to do that, you can be like in a tank top on the top. That's all about your feet in your head. It's about the toes, cause all of a sudden, they start to freeze.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Okay, anyway, so talk to Heather DeBro, and I said, Heather, I reached out to you, clearly something happened while you're not responding, but that's okay. We talked about our kids, you know, cause I went to the groundbreaking party many years ago with her, and I said, I don't know, you know, but I loved you on this past season.
Starting point is 00:15:48 I really felt you got beaten up. I thought you were such a target of everyone being jealous and you could not do right. And I said, and now that you have your place in LA, I would love to see you on Beverly Hills and I've talked a lot about it. What's the, is that possible? And she did the very classy Heather DeBro,
Starting point is 00:16:06 I cannot confirm nor deny. Wow. Do heathers have special bonds? I think she would be great. I think she, yes, I like her. And when touching her, I touched her core and my God. Hard, hard tight core. What about Heather Gay?
Starting point is 00:16:22 Does she fit into the Heather, I like Heather Gay. Yeah, I like Heather Gay. I think she's into the Heather... I like Heather Gaye. Yeah, I like Heather Gaye. I think she's a good time. We hung out one night in Park City, and I think she's a good time. When I look at this photo, what I want to imagine
Starting point is 00:16:32 and I will for myself, is that if you can't see it, please go to YouTube. I want to imagine everyone talking shit about Jeff Lewis. That's just me though. That's just me. Carry on.
Starting point is 00:16:46 There are some moments. There were some moments. I'm sure we all have great. You know, I really like Emily a lot. She looked great. She brought a friend. And I talked about that I love seeing her daughter on the show because that girl is an aspiring actress.
Starting point is 00:17:01 And she does. She is a little ham and she likes it. So when there's kids like that that I feel are benefiting from being on it and want to be on it, I really like that for them. Okay. Then I saw my girl, Crystal, the nicest, and I said to her husband, I go, you know your wife is my favorite Beverly Hills housewife, you know what? Because she's actually an 818 till you die. She's a valley girl. Do you guys know that? I didn't. She went to Shamanad High School. Oh. The co-ed Catholic High School. And when she came to do my show,
Starting point is 00:17:27 she did not validate, because she's real cheap. She's real, she's all about a deal. She likes a group on. She parked in an area that you can not even have to put the corner in, take a new birth. And then she was like, I'm going in and out on my way home. Now listen, she is a real girl. One of my best friends who hooked me up with this Fendi.
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Starting point is 00:18:04 Oh, the two. And we got to take a photo with her tequila. And I told her that at my live shows last year, we did a taster between hers and 818. And she did always predominantly every time win. Did they reenact the aspen we did not? You know, I know, but that's the bar. She was giving everybody, oh, you're right, that is the bar. Or that you were realize that,
Starting point is 00:18:27 that that's when it was about. That's cute. Yeah, she gave everybody attention and everything, but I always feel like even if someone's my friend and they're the hostess of a big party, I wanna say how I wanna get my photo, but I don't wanna monopolize. Yeah, but she was like, no, Heather,
Starting point is 00:18:42 come take a photo and everything. She looks great. By the way, here is Shina Shea looking absolutely gorgeous. Now, Shina and I, we can remain real friends because we both have a good side and it's not the same side. Right. And we know that. That's how you do that. Yes. And then she has a nice ass. So then I tried to push out my not-night nice ass. And she had a long green gown on and she looked fabulous. And we love she was always fun. She was always fun to talk to her.
Starting point is 00:19:13 And then here's James Kennedy, who has a much better jawline than Matt Rife. And his is, in my opinion, completely natural. James looks great. James is killing it. He is going to be at the Marquis this Saturday night in Vegas. We saw him at the VIP at BravoCon with you. He's always a delight. Always.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Always a delight, a dapper dude, and funny as far. You guys look great. You're both a version of Velvet. It's a wonderful photo. Yeah, he had a great outfit on. Look at him. Okay, then I had stocked a Katie looking great. Look at her purse.
Starting point is 00:19:49 It's a nice big ball. And I love that she has her hair like that. It looks so good because she's a perfect face. Yeah, she looks great. She has a short hair. It looks great. And did you know that Ariana got a perfect score on her later stancing with the stars? No.
Starting point is 00:20:04 No, she got all 10. Perfect score. Wow, 10%. She's definitely gonna have to win, I think. Wow. Anyway, though, Sam would shop, the reason the Sam would shop, it's all about the freaking permits and West Hollywood, and that is all true. That is true.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Is it off? I don't know. I think they've had moments where they could, but it's not like an everyday opening thing. It still isn't everyday open because they're still fighting the city to have the sandwich shop. Okay. Here I am with Whitney Rose and Angie.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Angie's body is- I thought that was Jessica Simpson, Heather. Whitney Rose? Yes. Yes. Look at that. Pretend it's Jessica Simpson in your own mind. She looked, yes.
Starting point is 00:20:42 And they both look gorgeous and Angie's body is ridiculous. Yeah, but she's tiny. She had very platform shoes on. But anyway, you know, I don't think she's five two. Yeah, she's probably a little bit tiny. Anyway, they are both very nice. And, you know, I'm gonna,
Starting point is 00:20:58 I can't believe Jessica's in the way she's talking. I think I'm gonna, I was kidding. I was kidding. She's coming out to the other, because her daughter is an equestrian. Oh, that's perfect. I mean, is this just not, I'm making plans. I mean, God, haters must be just banging their head
Starting point is 00:21:13 against the, please don't get in a car, except people, please. I mean, I'm finally, I'm a man, that's me. Finally, Julie, she made it to the first. They're the photos with, she and myself with me and Angie. And then this guy, I don't know who he is, but he's cute. And that is who that is. I've always identified with them because sometimes of these events, I'm always like, I would feel so uncomfortable. But you would not feel uncomfortable. Everyone was so nice.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Everyone knew each other. Nick Val and his very pregnant fiance were there and looking adorable. Okay. So then let's talk about real housewives. Wait, was Heather gay not there? Heather gay was not there. Do you think there was a rhyme or reason to which SLC housewives? No, I think sometimes it's the first. Sometimes it's PR. Sometimes it's, you do the right person,
Starting point is 00:22:06 sometimes it's, you got invited and it just didn't make sense to fly out there. I mean, they all had to fly out at a hotel. They all have kids. You know what I mean? It's like there's other reasons why. Maybe you don't go home. I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:22:19 It's Kathy Hilton. You know what? The level was Paris there. We'll see how loyal you are this year. And maybe next year I can squeeze your asses in there. I mean, okay, so let's talk about Real House as a Salt Lake City. So there's a new girl named Monica. That's pretty entertaining to watch.
Starting point is 00:22:41 And listen, if you're not watching the shows, I'm going to fill you in because I'm just going to talk about the juicy stuff. We don't like recap the whole episode. But Monica got in there. She has a strange relationship with her mother. And we don't know why the mother left her at a friend's house while she pursued something in New York. I highly doubt she was working for IBM. I don't know if she's trying to be an actress. I don't know if she left for a man, but she said she left for work. And therefore, Monica and her mom don't have a good relationship. Monica's divorced with four kids. And the divorce happened because she had an affair with her husband's sister's husband. So her brother-in-law through marriage,
Starting point is 00:23:17 which is probably not great for the former husband and his sister's relationship. Because we've met your brother-in-law, and we have. And I feel like I do like Monica, but I also do feel that sleeping with your brother-in-law is very, very, very intense on the list of bad things you can do in life. I mean, that's so really really bad because you're not just, it almost would be better if she fucked her husband's brother because that would just be all with that one family. Because now you've screwed up the brother's relationship
Starting point is 00:23:57 with his sister and then you've screwed up the sister's relationship with her husband and her family and then to quadruple it, you go on a show and you get on the show because you're so honest about it. Yeah. And then you're like, I have a scarlet letter and no one cares about him. I know, but like that family has kids.
Starting point is 00:24:15 And look, I like Monica. I'd like to have her on the show because I'd like to ask her about this. And like, I like that she's being honest, but at the same time, I'm like, but she also needs a job, okay? Because the mom has control over her range, Rover. And the mom can go over the middle of the night, didn't hop in it and drive it away.
Starting point is 00:24:32 And then she has no way of getting her kids to school. So it's a very weird relationship. But we do like Monica, because she did say who's Jeff. Oh. She said who's that? Is he even on Bravo? And then the resounding answer was, no, he isn't. I love it.
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Starting point is 00:27:50 and they have a nice fun day that Heather Gay puts together where they're gonna go outside and they're, and which is weird because even Whitney was like, yeah, it was kind of weird that my cousin left Mormonism, yet she has a party where we do like a more, a couple more men, old-fashioned, Mormon crafts make these little weird dolls that look like a little weird voodoo dolls that look like a tissue doll or something. And then also we put on these bonnets and we shake, you know, we shake a butter until it becomes, for six minutes until it becomes,
Starting point is 00:28:23 no, cream until it becomes butter, which of course all the gay producers loved that. Oh, okay, these girls are gonna do this. A lot of them kept doing it. And then you made jokes about it. You know you've all done this for more than six minutes. Yeah, I know you have, right? Like, just love.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Just love it. It's over and over again. It's like, who hasn't done this, right? Like, okay, I got it. And then you need something that, Brandi, you love and pointed out is always a new thing that the house-wise franchise is being forced to do, to get a fight going because otherwise, why did we all come out here and pay for a bartender and, you know, where are Fendi clothes. So I did try to find for I watched the episode of the Butter Jerking Offer. Like, we literally and I just watched it like a couple days ago.
Starting point is 00:29:18 So I only had two days, but I did try to find us bonnets and it was not that easy. Oh, then you could have brought bonnets on the show. We kind of warned them. But the thing is that what they love to do is put on a, you know, a costume, preferably a lingerie based, you know, I'm a dirty angel, but like you're just in a thong. And now we're going to play a game, you know, which is basically no matter what the game is called, it's who at the table do you wish death on? Exactly, which is what they said. They said, before we talk about getting our friendship
Starting point is 00:29:52 stronger and moving on, I'm a real fun game. So I'm okay. Back in the olden days, when the Mormons were shaking the butter to jerking off the food for you to make a butter, they had to go in these wagons to go and settle in another state and it was snowy and it was 1800s. So we're going to talk about who would you like to throw off your wagon to be left in the cold and die in the woods and be eaten by wolves. And we all go. Yeah. I'm going to say, I'm going to have to say, I'm going to pick
Starting point is 00:30:23 I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna pick the woman who's a thief and who stole the earrings. Does it support women or gay people? Even though we're all here together, I'm sorry Heather, I'm gonna have to throw you apparently push you off the wagon while it's moving. But that's cool. Yeah, because you're just for fun.
Starting point is 00:30:43 It's just a game, right? Well, even though you's just a game. Right? Well, even though you called me a monster, because we're filming this show together, I'm willing to move on, even though I was, you know, subsequently left in the snow to die and eaten by coyotes in 1800s Utah. But you know what? I'm going to move on, because otherwise if I talk about it anymore, I'm a hysterical, unhinged weirdo, right?
Starting point is 00:31:07 Just move on. Just move on. Hey, let it go. Let it go. So, of course, Lisa Barlow, who feels like Monica has had it out for her, she says, well, it's going to be Monica because you're a mean person. And then Monica goes into her impression, which we all can do the impression. So I don't think it's the greatest impression, but she does a pretty good job at doing the least
Starting point is 00:31:27 subparlo where she's like, oh really, I love that for you. Oh really? And then Lisa Barla goes, oh really, if you like my voice so much, why do you keep, I guess you keep your obsessed with what you keep talking about. She's like, actually, I don't,
Starting point is 00:31:39 because I don't even really think it's your boy. Like it was so sixth grade. It was so sixth grade where it was like I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? It was that bad. It was out there with Kyle, Kyle and Sutton in Beverly Hills, another great sea where she's like, you know, Sutton has been drinking vodka cranberry said 7 a.m. and even the weird of Butler guys like would you care for some tea, like wig wig and she's like no I'm having a cocktail. I've had a long day. I've been up walking around this house drinking cocktails said 7
Starting point is 00:32:19 and it's exhausting putting ice in a glass and And if you can't realize how exhausting it is, maybe you aren't my friend, Kyle. Maybe you aren't. And then Kyle's like, well, I think you're actually like a little, so name him. Name him. Well, I'm trying to hear, I'll tell you.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Okay, I'm gonna tell you. Name him. Okay, I'm gonna tell you what the name of talking. Name him. What do you know about him? What do you know about him? to tell you what the name of talking. I'm going to tell you what I didn't like that Erica set me up when the elevator opened up and the dancers for magic Mike were there. Erica said, oh, no. Yes, I got the dancers that you were not. And Kylie's just like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:33:11 It was amazing. And I posted something on my stories. I came across a TikTok wait this girl is sitting with her dog. And she the dog is able to put his hand out. And then she wrote down when your dog refuses to take your answers for why you can't go to the dog park and she's talking to her dog and she's like, she's like because it's raining out. The dog put it all or whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:33:35 He's like, put it in the hand and they have the voiceover of name. Name them. She's like, because it's raining, we can't go to name them. Oh, it's raining we can't go to name So buddy Yes, so what whose team are we on? What do you think is going on with them and you know about the lawsuit? Do you know about the lawsuit? Well, so no so Monica went to beauty lab back Back. Oh, love this.
Starting point is 00:34:05 We find it back in, what year was this? I think everybody had 2019. The Medical Spa release screenshots from December. Okay. She is not on the show yet. No, she's not on the show. And she works for Gen Shaw at this time. She works for Gen Shaw.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Okay. And the Medical Spa Beauty Lab, which I've been to, which is a great operation and Heather Gay is using her platform and she has a partner and they built another place and it's like you get facials next to each other. It's like a blowout but for facials. And then along with, you know, Botox and Reachingations. You injections, facials, all this stuff.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Okay, so the Medical Spa released screenshots from the 7, 2019 to May, 2020, as Monica stuff. Okay, so the medical spa released screenshots from December 2019 to May 2020 as Monica praised their services. The star constantly and openly raved about how good the services actually were. Beauty Lab claimed in the message from December 10, 2019 Monica wrote, obsessed your amazes adding two heart emojis. Three days later, she sent Reagan a photo of her face with a comment, I mean, so good. This is important because Monica paid a little bit of money up front and I guess you could pay monthly and she never paid and it was several thousand dollars.
Starting point is 00:35:14 And so eventually the beauty lab went after her and now she, it's all been revealed and now Monica says, I'm counter-suing because the work was shoddy. I didn't look good, it's all been revealed. And now Monica says, I'm counter-suing because the work was shoddy. I didn't look good, it was bad, and that's why I'm not paying. But there's all this saying that she loved it. So, and now the Monica's lawyer is asking
Starting point is 00:35:36 for more time to collect evidence and respond to the beauty lab's motion. Do we know the total bill? Is it only like two grades? No, it's like four. But it's not, I it's not that bad. They're not gonna be stiff. They probably be stiff.
Starting point is 00:35:47 And they probably like, when we get stiff, this is what we do. And like it's probably not on Heather's, you know, Heather's running the whole thing. She probably didn't even know. Yeah. And I think that she didn't know until they were filming and hopefully we'll see it
Starting point is 00:36:00 that one of these, you know, people that didn't pay is her co-star. I mean, I know nothing about this in Zen out. I will say though that Gencha did famously go to Beauty Lab. Yes. And Monica worked for Gencha. I did think, and this is said with all due, that Gen and Heather's, some details of their work were a little, for me, a little bit objectionable. Like I was like, huh, I would do,
Starting point is 00:36:33 Jen and Heather, what work? The work on their face. Oh yeah. I would say probably, I would do a little bit differently me my choice if I could, because I think their both, I think Jen Shows is like really pretty, and I think Heather is to well I can be temporary so the thing is like yeah, if it's a little checked up or whatever you just like the wrong area
Starting point is 00:36:50 So I think probably maybe Gen was like come on Monica. Let's go down and maybe Gen Said she would pay for it because that does track for me for Gen and I we love Gen Sean no matter how problematic She is and serving life in prison or whatever her nail is. I think when somebody struggles with money and finances but live on their means, this is probably something that Monica's done in several places and several places, it's just not worth it. So she didn't have the 4,000, she didn't have the 4,000, she didn't want to pay, she couldn't,
Starting point is 00:37:27 and she probably thought they're never gonna figure it out, they're gonna get tired. Or blame Jen. Yeah, and I don't think the Jen thing has anything. So I think Jen connected her there because she worked for Jen. So she has bad credit or her mom wouldn't know that we're talking about Jen.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Yes, there is some scoop. As you know, she's in the same prison with Elizabeth Holmes one drop. One drop, this one drop can save my uncle's life. And wouldn't you want that if you could know what every disease someone had with one drop of blood? It's really kind of great from what we're hearing today. Anyway, she's back.
Starting point is 00:38:02 And so Jen Shaw, they're calling her Jen Fonda in the prison. Yes, she's doing workout classes, including an ad focus class called Shumazing and offering makeup tutorials using products from the prison commentary. But it was like getting paid for like her Earl Grey tea. And there's a away to do it and she'd become a mentor to fellow emits including Elizabeth Holmes Well, I believe that because Scott Nathan who's come on my show a few times is a famous photographer He said at one point a few years ago Someone reached out was like do you know a stylist that works in northern California because I have this girl and she is
Starting point is 00:38:44 Like a silicon executive and she needs a stylist that works in Northern California because I have this girl and she is like a silicon executive and she needs a stylist and it was Elizabeth Holmes. So she never had style, which hence why she just copied Steve Jobs, Turtle Lake look. And so Shobha doesn't really know how to do much makeup or anything and Shomei is there to help. Still branding Shobha.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Wow. Wow. She spends a lot of time journaling, Jen Shaw, and she has almost 90 pages so far, but she's got like eight years left. So that's going to be a big book. So the book will be done in 20, 27. Yeah, which I can't imagine anyone caring, but who knows. Do you think she'll get out early?
Starting point is 00:39:24 They already shortened it a little bit, but I don't think when it's federal, I think no, she's got to do like at least five, six years. She has, there's no way she's gonna be out in like two and a half. There's no no way. Is my understanding, but you know, I don't know everything. Here I am with Kyle.
Starting point is 00:39:40 She looks thin. We both have similar bags. You both look thin. Yeah, you both look thin. And she looks like her girlfriend. I both have similar bags. You both look thin. Yeah, you both look thin. And she looks like her girlfriend. I mean, friend there. Morgan Wade was not there. I did talk to her because I said, you know, I saw you over the weekend with Morgan on a walk. But she's, but I'm like, she goes off seeing you out there before.
Starting point is 00:40:02 I'm like, I don't belong in your community, I belong in another community, but I was on a golf cart and I wanted to bother you. And she was recovering Morgan was recovering from. She had one of this different gene for breast cancer. Oh, the Brockto, Ghamson or whatever. So she was able to do that. And that's going to be all part of the documentary that Kyle is producing and is part of
Starting point is 00:40:26 Along with her music and everything and I do think it's gonna be like a really important message of Getting people aware and tested and all that stuff. So So that was that was Christian, but she was very nice. No, Christiana was not there Where any of the Kardashians there? No? That's a bummer and oh And I only saw Nikki Hilton. I did not see Paris, but Paris has a two-day-old baby or whatever, so no. So anyway, she's great.
Starting point is 00:40:55 And she was nice. Did you guys have a nice vibe? Was it fake? Kyle? Oh, no, Kyle reached out to me. She's like, how the hell are you? Oh, okay. And then we chatted a little.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Okay. And then because she's funny, like when I tagged her about the, with the dog and the person name, and like she'll see that and like laugh or repost it, like she's a good sense of humor about the craziness of things. But Kathy recently in another interview asked, being asked about her sister's struggle with Mauricio.
Starting point is 00:41:23 She said, I was very shocked. I found out when everybody else did, but I can't imagine that Kyle would go this far in the separation if she wasn't serious about, I believe it being a true ending. Was Kim there? Kim Ho, Richards. Yes, Kim Richards was there,
Starting point is 00:41:42 and I'm so bombed, I did not get to talk to her, but she was just jumping, and I'm so bombed, I did not get to talk to her, but she's going to play with, she has her grandkids. Jumping, running around and being like funny, but I, I remember, it was so much, it was like sensory overload of like, who do I talk to and when, and then I also want to get a photo, and it was just, but it was super fun.
Starting point is 00:41:59 And everybody was like, really cool in a great vibe. It was Rick Hilton there, because he's giving Hugh Heffner thin hands and vibes lately. Rick is killing the game. If Rick was there, I did not see him. But you know, like I said, it was so there was outside, there was downstairs, there was the front level, there was like a lot of places. So I did and I saw Larsa Pippen on the red carpet with her boyfriend Marcus and I wanted to and Gurdie was there from Miami.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Gurdie was there and I didn't get a chance to heart. She got hurt. Yes, she looked great. And then Larsa was like, oh, hi, and I wanted to talk to her because I've never talked to her. I mean, we have talked to her many years ago in the Kardashian days, but I didn't get a chance. But she's great.
Starting point is 00:42:44 She's with boyfriend and, you know, so does anything else. Love them. Meanwhile, who was not invited was Kim Zolziak, who got a lot of shit yesterday. This site Instagram, this Instagram is called The Good, The Bad, and The Fake Six. They basically dedicate their life to fake news. No, Kim Zollsie, I can't hear fake news, okay? But TMZ reported on this as well. So one thing that Kim does, but many other housewives do this. Vicki, Tamer, I'm just going to say it, they do it.
Starting point is 00:43:20 I don't know why they should. I mean, I've been offered to do it. I'm like, I don't want to do it. They give them access to your Facebook or whatever and they will come up with these story headlines that are 100% clickbait. So it'll show like a picture of like Teresa and Louis and they'll be like, it's over and with like an ex between them and then you go to it and it's like, it's over. They finish doing their jacuzzi spa. Like it's like literally that, but then you get the ad, I mean,
Starting point is 00:43:48 it's never what you think it is. And it's like, so she's done this, Kim has done, I'm gonna be a grandma like seven times. And sometimes it's a puppy's pregnant, sometimes it's her neighbor across the street and other times it's like, when I become a grandma, I wanna be called No, No. Or whatever.
Starting point is 00:44:07 It's never that, so she did one this two days ago. That was an ultrasound. No. With she and Brielle, and on the ultrasound, she put Brielle's name on there. No. And it, Brielle's not pregnant, so she doctored that and everything for the clickbait.
Starting point is 00:44:28 And then it was just when I become a grandma, this is what I would like. This embryo. Yeah, I'm inside. So everyone's just like this is just, and then they're like, you know, she has a serious boyfriend, Briel, and they're like, think about some of the comments are so funny. They're thinking about like, you know, people tagging or trying to find, you know, she has a serious boyfriend, Briel, and they're like, think about some of the comments are so funny, they're thinking about like, you know, people tagging or trying to find, you know, Briel's boyfriend and his family be like, congrats.
Starting point is 00:44:51 And you know, it's just like, ugh. So she needs the money so bad and is it good money? I don't know, but I mean, it's just a click baity thing. I mean, feel our onto it now. It's just like not why any money would ever think that she has the scoop over TMZ or something about somebody getting divorced or breaking up or dying.
Starting point is 00:45:12 She's never gonna have it. You don't need to click on it. Neither does Vicki, neither does Tamrat. Like, it's just whatever. But, you know, they gotta make their money whatever. But I just, it doesn't hurt you. You click on it. It's not like all of a sudden, by clicking on it, they shut down your bank account.
Starting point is 00:45:28 It's just you've wasted a couple of minutes. That's it. So it's not a crime. It's just kind of like, I don't think you need to do it for it. I just don't always fall for it. It's like, yes, of course I want to see what Shiloh looks like now. And then I never get to. I never ever get to. I want to see what Shiloh looks like now. And then I never get to. I never, ever get to.
Starting point is 00:45:47 I want to see what all of Angelina's kids look like. Or now she falls for this new prehistoric animal that is discovered and discovered. Nope, it was nothing. It was just like we excavated the parking lot and found the bone. Like, well, yeah, I always fall for, always. And it's always, or pictures of whatever.
Starting point is 00:46:07 I can't ever see what the kids look like. And also, who's thin now? No one's thin. No one's thin. And in this site, you know, really this Instagram, whatever, what Instagram account, the good bad and the fake sex. They really have like archived stuff that she's done that's just irked them, okay? And so they are like, look, this was her last Christmas and they have her, I guess, now
Starting point is 00:46:37 to fund podcasts. I can't imagine that they still have podcasts. No, if they've gone to the podcast, they've fucking talked about their fighting, calling cops all time and losing their, they're, they like just like I said, if you brought the cameras and showed that documentary style, second part of Queen of Versailles movie, like document like, let's see the, like then I think people would really pay a lot to see that. But anyway, they showed, she showed them the audio of them talking. She and Kory about like, oh, we're going to give to this charity and blah, blah, blah,
Starting point is 00:47:04 blah, blah. I don't know if they ever gave, but then they show them Christmas morning. Every gift wrapped to the nine, which I'm sure she had to hire people to do that. And each of the six kids literally has 80 gifts each. It is so gross. And I'm like, and then to show it all, like I just even if listen to me, people, if you're listening to juice scoop, everyone has an Instagram account, show your tree and stuff. But if you really are that blessed, show a car, if you got a car, you got your wife a car like I think that's fine. But the 75 gives for each child, it's like, just keep it, we don't need to see it. It's not gonna help, it's not gonna make us like you anymore,
Starting point is 00:47:52 even though you might get a lot of likes. The long run is, if you end up like Kim and Kroi, that's out there forever and people are gonna be like, you're gross. I only wanna see someone be like, I went into massive debt for this, but this is how much I love my wife and here's the car or something.
Starting point is 00:48:10 I'm gonna be like, click, I like you. But I don't wanna see, you know, a huge whole hot family like Tom Brady and Giselle and both of their new boyfriends and girlfriends and all their gorgeous kids and they're all in matching onesies and they're like counting their money. And I'm like, no, that makes me feel bad.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Yeah, yeah. I just want to see people being like, well, I'm hiding in the pantry because my mom's on my nerves or whatever. It gets me like hiding from my whole family. I was drinking. I didn't care how much it cost and I finally made the first payment
Starting point is 00:48:42 of half of this masta. Wait, are you an aunt? Yes, I am. Oh my gosh, I have the gift for you. Okay, just came across it. It's a candle that's called the ant candle. And it like, it smells like vodka and fairly awesome. Yes. Literally, I'm that person. That is so something why is it brandy drunk already? I'm you know, I'm hiding like what kids? I'm drinking like my mom's like cooking wine Cooking yeah, it's not for drinking here at the crisis party here are two of the top realtors of Selling Sunset and while they are taking a photo. It's a Emma and the one that's married that had the baby with Nick Cannon.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Bree. It's the regular selling sunset. There are the LA selling suns. Okay. So anyway, while they're taking, before Kathy joined in there, taking really hot photos together that we're just like stunning, honestly. And I got in there and I go, girls, hi, I'm looking for a four bedroom three bath in the Hollywood Hills. My budget is 400,000. Can you help me? And they're like dying laugh.
Starting point is 00:49:49 And I'm like, could you run some cops? You're going to sell rentals? I just bet you're going to wear to the open house. Yeah, that's going to be, to me, that is the meme of 2023. If anyone can find it. And the tiny purse, a lot of realtors are like, it's not even the sexy outfits. It's that as a realtor, your purse is like couldn't even hold one key to get into the house.
Starting point is 00:50:09 So it has like a lip gloss in it. Doesn't even have a iPhone. They're in pasties and like a bathing suit bottom and they're at the open house. That's the best meme. I'm wearing wrapping. And then the one girl, she showed up at one of the listings or whatever on the show. And then the one girl, she showed up at one of the listings
Starting point is 00:50:25 or whatever on the show. And she took a Chanel basketball and just made it a purse, but it didn't open. So she was just walking around with a Chanel basketball wrapped around a chain, just for looks. And also it gives me anxiety, because they always go out at all the houses are run and they always have these teeth decks
Starting point is 00:50:43 and they have these spiky heels. And I'm like, your heels gonna fall in the slits. Yeah, in the slits. And then you're gonna fall over the mountain. We're all imagining falling. I mean, I don't do want to say that Kathy Hild looks really cute. She looks so cute. I mean, she looks great.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Her legs are tight. Her body is gorgeous. Her hair is good. She looks really good. Okay, so this was Emma's post about when G Flip and Khrushal got married. Do you know that they're married now? I didn't realize they got married. And I just wanted, I saved this topic for Julie because I like cross-trailing accent.
Starting point is 00:51:19 You have to make sure Julie understands that. Unless a lesbian tell her what's going to be. Okay, G Flip is a lesbian who goes by by they then pronouns and she's a singer in Australia and she's 27. Yes. And she and Khrushal fell in love and now they're married. Khrushal from selling sunset who was married to the this is us guy. I think got divorced.
Starting point is 00:51:43 Anyway, Khrushal, she said, loves Masteryly and Accent and is always mimicking me. And around three times a day, she'll laugh at something I've said. I think my accent helped charm her. They added earlier this month, G Flip Alls reveal that they're planning to have kids with Khrushal.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Well, I mean, the Australian accent is a delight. So I would like to give you a good one. Thank you. I would be Khrushal. All right. And you're going to hear a good one. I would be Krishal. All right. And you're going to be the G Flip when we meet. All right. Hey, darling.
Starting point is 00:52:11 All right. I'm great. I'm so happy to be here and meet you, G Flip. It's my pleasure. It's completely my pleasure. What are you doing later? Well, I'm supposed to show a house, but it's actually fake for the show because I don't have any listings. So I just need to put on a bikini and heels
Starting point is 00:52:35 before the client arrives. Sounds perfect. I'd love to go to that house opening. if you don't mind, maybe we could go out to the deak and have some shrimps on the babi or talk about lesbian staff. Oh, wow. I realize you're lesbian. That's that's an interest of mine. All right. Is that an interest of yours? It is, it's an interest of mine as well as music and you're a musician. So I am both of those. And Australia too is an interest of mine. I'm never found. All three, all three. Do you want to go to Australia?
Starting point is 00:53:10 I would. Can I eat your mom's? Can you eat your mom's? And do you leave me in staff? I would. All right, let's shut it down. That's how they fell in love and they got married. Did Kyle though?
Starting point is 00:53:22 I mean, it begs the question. Yes. Because Khrushcheol, I find really, really pretty. Gorgeous. And it was the only hair that even kept me watching the Donald Hussion face. Yeah, I'd be like, this girl's pretty, I'm just gonna stay in here. Yeah, I love her face.
Starting point is 00:53:36 I thought she was one of the Oppenheimer guys, was she not? She was. Oh, okay. So, if there was a, if you were to look up someone who doesn't have a type in the dictionary such a whole file. It's a webster. I feel like it would be crucial because she was married to the tall blonde guy from this is us who's really hot.
Starting point is 00:53:55 They got divorced while on the show. She then was on Nancy with the stars and I believe got with one of the dancers who was a black guy. She then got together with one of the dancers who was a black guy. Okay. She then got together with one of the tiny twins who runs Openheimer, Jason, who was shorter than her and everything else, and they seemed very in love and all this. And now she's with a non-binary Australian lesbian
Starting point is 00:54:18 who's 10 years younger than she. When I did consult the Webster's dictionary for the person without a type, what I came up predominantly, and I did consult the Webster's dictionary for the person without a type, what I came up predominantly, and I did look in many, and even I looked in in Encyclopedia, and I think we know what it is. What is it? Gold digger. You think she's a gold digger? Yeah. That's such good acting. Yeah, I do, because I don't even think the Oppenheimer guys are like, I don't even think they're that. I think they're kind of cute. Like, I don't think they're totally disagree.
Starting point is 00:54:48 I think she's doing fine. I think she's doing really well as both an influencer and a fake realtor and on the show. And I don't think she would get married and be with G Flip if there wasn't something there is a real love. We'll stay together forever. Who the fuck knows? But I do think they really are committed and love each other.
Starting point is 00:55:08 And I don't think it's because G Flip is rolling in it. Well, I think every, she's an opportunist and I'll say not that I have a problem with that, but I do think she's a gold digger because I think the Oppenheimer guy was a means to an end. She's like one of those really beautiful supermodels who then has to go marry like a geriatric man who runs like, you know, Gucci. She doesn't have the longevity. I don't
Starting point is 00:55:31 know for 401k for dancing with the stars is going to, you know, come through. Well, I, I think it's the girl that whoever shows real interest in her, then she falls for that person. G Flip might be, you know, a sensation. G Flip plays all these instruments, right? She's her own music and sings. I think she could be a big hit. I've seen some of her performing and I think she's really good. She might be rich.
Starting point is 00:55:59 I think Kyle saw this and was like, oh my god, she probably looked up to Khrushcheol because she's so beautiful. And was like, look at her. She probably looked up to Khrushcheol because she's so beautiful. And was like, look at her, she's with this tattooed, you know, fucking dyke or whatever. And then she's like, I wanna find my own tattooed fucking dyke and that's what Kyle did. Well, who knows, I do think I have said
Starting point is 00:56:20 that the openheimer guys could be a little, could be a little pee that maybe a lot that's happened on Beverly Hills and Kyle's life has copied them because they now have their own reality show with her daughters and her husband, her husband, her ex-husband to be called Buying Beverly Hills. So they have a show about hot, pretty realtors. And then she has a very close friend, very, you know, she sent my friend to me. She said my friend. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:47 So we just believe it. Also, you know, I know you and Chris discussed the lesbian power walking. I do want everyone to know that when we stayed at your beautiful home in La Quinta. Yes. Julie and I did a patreon and you And Liz and your sister. Yes did go on a lesbian power walk I don't think power walks are lesbian at all the golf course
Starting point is 00:57:18 So you know what I'm not obviously Shannon I'm gonna wait to hear how it is if you can talk with a friend, but I think it's so funny that people think that is something that's like amazing. Is Julian and I are in a bed together just doing a Patreon? Well, we did the last video, but you guys are doing the last video.
Starting point is 00:57:35 And you guys all get to know, as heteros. We're like, that's way too gay for us. We'll stay in bed. Together. Oh my gosh. Well,, speaking of which also at the party was this cute girl from selling Sunset OC named Kayla and she said when you taught you what type talked about the show and you said I would be with an old rich guy from OC and I go, oh I'm sorry,'m sorry. I'm just talking to you. She goes, no, I watch her predict you to come true.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Where is he? But she's doing, she's really cute. And she's doing well. And so that shows coming back to. I mean, I heard selling Sunset OC is like the business. I'm telling you that said OC is just, it's just aesthetically just, is it true?
Starting point is 00:58:22 I'm like, I love watching OC real housewives. I just, if it's a gloomy day in the valley or if it's just rainy or whatever, I just like to get up my bed and just watch all that beautiful ocean and perfect faces and perfect bodies. And that's what I like about it. And good for that. I heard it's really good telling some set OC. Oh, here. Let me see.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Okay. Did you hear about this Real Housewives of Potomac scoop? No. Oh my god. This is amazing. So Candace and her husband Chris. Let me see. Okay. Um, did you hear about this real house as a Potomac scoop? Oh my god. This is amazing. So Candace and her husband Chris Candace is black. Chris is white. They've been married a few years. He's divorced with some kids They I think they're trying to have kids. Candace likes to sing. This is real house as Potomac On last year's episode there was this girl That I personally don't find attractive. She reminded me of when J.B. Fox played a character in living color, where J.B. Fox's character
Starting point is 00:59:15 was a girl that was Shanei, thought she was the hottest thing to walk into a room and had incredible confidence. But to the average eye, not your typical beauty, okay? So this girl shows up and she's like, Chris was hitting on me and everything. And the editor show the fact that Chris is absolutely not hitting on this girl, okay? And then Jacelle is like, he wanted to talk to me alone
Starting point is 00:59:42 in my room during the reunion. And it made me very uncomfortable. I think he was hitting on me. And he's like, what? And then another girl goes, well, he texted me after I posted that I went to a bar in the town and it didn't text us. Actually. She did a story of like, hey, out at, you know, Jones's restaurant.
Starting point is 01:00:03 And then he saw that and he said, you should have come to my place. He replied to the stories. Should we find this right now? You should have come to my place because I'd like to get as many high-profile people here, like come to my place next time you have a girls day. That's how I interpreted it.
Starting point is 01:00:17 It's 2.30 in the morning. He's coming down from working. We're all up after we do stand up at 2.30 in the morning and you're like writing people. It's not like you're like, you know, make a butter out of your day. Okay. So I really felt for them. I met them briefly at Bravo Conlast, the year before, totally nice, but still I kind
Starting point is 01:00:36 of felt for this. So then another person comes up. I dated Chris, he paid for an abortion. It all comes out. It's absolutely horrible. Now the woman is saying, I lied. I never met Chris Bassett. I never talked to him.
Starting point is 01:00:52 I made the whole thing up. I'm sorry that my actions hurt people. Now that should be the end of it, right? But still, these fans are like, hmm, did they get to her? Did they threaten her? No. If she's saying she lied, except that she said she lied and stopped going after these people when there's no evidence of it and when the one person was the evidence and she
Starting point is 01:01:16 said she lied, like that's it. Why did she come back and say she lied? Because I think she did lie and maybe they were like, maybe they were like, gonna sue her. Yeah. I mean, what she's saying, I have receipts from getting an abortion and everything which she didn't have and it's like God, you know, we're on this show, but God, I don't think we deserve to like have this bullshit happen like I was just like God so
Starting point is 01:01:37 Team Chris and Candace on this one. This was like well, I just need to say yes. I'm not really into Chris Okay, I'm sorry I kind of am I'm not really into Chris. Okay. I'm sorry. I kind of am. I like that he goes. We like Jizal. And they don't like Jizal. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:51 And I do want to say that I do feel that when Jizal was describing what happened with Chris, okay, she did use words such as, I felt uncomfortable. Okay. I asked him to not please be in here. I don't want the way it looks is never good for me. And I just had this feeling with him and I felt uncomfortable. I asked him to not please be in here. I don't want the way it looks is never good for me. And I just had this feeling with him. And I felt uncomfortable. She never said he hit on me. She never said he tried me to. She just said that she slept like that. I don't want to be a part of that because it's she's used to all these guys constantly and she just didn't want it. Whatever. So I was like, okay, I think that's
Starting point is 01:02:23 fair. But I don't think in a guy's defense, it, whatever. So I was like, okay, I think that's fair. But I have something in a guy's defense. It's like that sometimes they don't, some guys are really conscious of it. There's kionneries will take a million pictures and never even, he does his fake hand on your back. He knows never to touch and he was back. And people that have been around, they learn that. But these people were never stars. He's a chef.
Starting point is 01:02:42 He just, so it's like, he's just moving on what he's, like, literally, like I said, if you're looking, I talk about consultants and coaches. I will do free consulting for any new housewife and their husband. Come, we'll have dinner with you. I will give you all the tips. I will show you how to take a photo with fans. I will tell you what to do when you get a DM as the husband. Yes.
Starting point is 01:03:07 What to say. What have a standard saying? I don't know who you are. Please don't do me. Do you have me? Like to shut it down because all these people, all these little ants and rodents are just trying to like get something going. And it's a very different environment than it was when someone would join Real House
Starting point is 01:03:23 wives 10 years ago. Yeah. And they literally need like a coach or a consultant to get through it. And I think you're 100% right about him. Yeah. That thing with Ashley, he replied to the story. Yeah. I do think that he took an attitude of like, he had a very arrogant attitude, which was off putting where rather than being like, oh, like it looks worse than it is,
Starting point is 01:03:45 or being even just a little bit humble because Candace and him, one thing they aren't is humble. We like them, we think they're funny. I think Jizelle used that as a storyline by saying, I got uncomfortable and I think Candace felt you could tell. She felt very betrayed. Yeah. And that sucked. And I felt bad for her. But I'm not here for talking about, okay, Neck, okay, ankles. I think Candice copied Neenie. You're not originally. That's right, I don't like this. That's not a whole mean thing.
Starting point is 01:04:11 That's not cool at all. And they're all so gorgeous. And you know that's one thing Monica was saying about Lisa. She's like, oh, you're 50, you're wrinkly. And it's like, we're all gonna be there, bitch. It's the dumbest thing to say. I like I really think anyone that goes for those insults Like yeah, the audience isn't for you and for Candace to do it when she's clearly imitating meany It was the queen of that. I thought was derivative and also rude and it's like jazel is like literally one of the most beautiful
Starting point is 01:04:42 He always ever created on the planet and she never and that's the, Giselle is like literally one of the most beautiful human beings ever created on the planet. And she never, and that's the whole thing with her is that's her whole thing, her whole life. That's why she's like, I don't want to be in the room with anyone else's husband. Right. She's probably pretty since she was 12 and like, I don't know how to find out. Yeah, but she made it a storyline. And that's sucked. But I will say 100% do not believe that Giselle and this guy from Winterhouse are fucking. You don't. That is the fakes thing I've ever seen in my life. Why? Because I just don't believe it.
Starting point is 01:05:11 I think it's a very convenient thing. I think they met. Because she needs a boyfriend on the show. She needs a boyfriend on the show. And I think she wants to show that she's got to, you know, got to do it because she is so hot, but she doesn't have somebody because it is really hard to date when you're on a fucking show, ask for a Mona Singer. And so, that's why she finally got a boy for a note.
Starting point is 01:05:29 She's off the show. And I think that they met and he wants to stay in the limelight at one point, I think he dated Lindsay or something from some warehouse. And so I just felt that scene of them cooking felt so fake, no chemistry. And I even feel like the daughter had to be in on it which is like, guys, get a room.
Starting point is 01:05:49 Wait, what was the line, Mom? Get a room, Mom. I can't just felt so bad. And then she's like, remember when you made me salmon that last time that we were together? As we have a long distance relationship with this also super convenient that you're in New York and I'm in DC because we can't be spending the night
Starting point is 01:06:14 but like common film this seat like 100% I don't believe it. But there's no proof that to it. I'm just like I personally don't believe it. I think they're friends and I think they came up with this. And I don't think it's because neither them find each other attractive. I just think they kind of came up with this and are like, we're taking it to the grave.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Well, I would agree with you, because your instincts are on. Yeah. However, I would only agree with it if he was in the closet. Okay. Because first of all, I mean, I didn't want to say that. No human living man would not like, if she's like, yo,, I didn't want to say that. No, he didn't think that. Yeah, no human living man would not like if she's like,
Starting point is 01:06:47 yo, let's like pretend we're in a relationship. He's like, okay, well, only if I bone down with you in the next five minutes and for the next six months, he would want to do it with her. So maybe he's in the closet, then I go, okay, it's an agreement. But also maybe she's somebody that doesn't want to have sexual assault, that's not really her boyfriend.
Starting point is 01:07:01 So like, like, I don't know that if I was in her position, and I'm single or whatever, and even there this young guy, I don't think God'd be like, well, what would you rather pretend you were in relationship? I might have sex with a young guy. Well, I'm just saying, I don't know that I would, I don't know that I'd want to like force a guy
Starting point is 01:07:18 to have sex with me so that he could get another spot on summer house or whatever. Like, I'm just saying like, I don't know that I would, well, it wouldn't be forced. Who knows? I just think I wouldn't, I could see myself if I was in that position. I don't think it's the worst idea in the world.
Starting point is 01:07:31 No, it isn't. To go, we met, because she said we met at my live show, and then we really hit it off. So I think, yeah, they met and they hit it off, and maybe they did make out or something, and then maybe she was like, and maybe he was like, this isn't totally for, and she's like, I know,
Starting point is 01:07:46 I don't feel like our chemistry's on the spot. What about this? Could we just kind of pretend like there's something going on? You get to be on the show, we'll do some scenes together, and kind of like more good way. I know, and I don't, and I don't have all the other housewife saying,
Starting point is 01:08:02 like, I can't get a man. Yeah, you know? That tracks. Because it's gorgeous as she is.wives saying like I can't get a man. Yeah, you know that tracks Because it's gorgeous. I guess it's gonna be hard to get a guy who's 50 and hot and good-looking I mean, there's only so many Louise in the world and Teresa got one There's only so many guys that are like fit cute have money And you know and can like sweep you off her feet and you do have to deal with a certain amount at that level of going This person is an opportunist, and you have to be okay with that.
Starting point is 01:08:28 And it is okay, so I'm just- The only way to go is if you find someone like that, which is very hard to find, men like that over 50, and then everybody scroops up their past and they're x-y's and they're restraining orders and everything, or you gotta go for a- The big graces.
Starting point is 01:08:42 A hotter, younger guy. Yeah. There's no in between. Yeah, but do you think the Morgan Wade and Kyle thing is, they're saying they're friends, but is that also an agreement? Or did they have a little like a flirtation and then it was like, let's just play this out, just for fun?
Starting point is 01:08:58 I think it could be all three. I think it could be completely just platonic friends and she took an interest in her and her art and was like, I saw an opportunity for herself to do, be a documentarian and also shed light on this like breast cancer gene because her mom died of it and all that. And then I think there could be more, deeper, totally. And it could last forever or could be, or there, let me ask you as a lesbian. Yes. Okay. Because it seems like a lot of gay men can have romance or be in a relationship and they
Starting point is 01:09:32 can remain friends after. You're a man, yes. Yes. Now, I see the opposite with lesbians. Well, imagine you're just a woman, whether you're non-binary or whatever, but you're a woman. And you, now a woman in general, straight woman, gay woman, whatever, a woman.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Yes. And just doesn't, do you stay friends with your exes? Do you stay, was it, no. Why don't we do that? And also when you break up with your, you know that whole thing of like the Roman Empire thing where people ask me how often you think about the Roman Empire they go every day.
Starting point is 01:10:10 I saw a video where someone said, how often do you think the guy walks in and the thing on the video said, I think we figured out with the female version of the Roman Empire is, and the guy walks in, he goes how often do you think about your ex best friend to the girl? And the comments went, and I'm, how often do you think about your ex-best friend to the girl? And the comments went, and I'm like,
Starting point is 01:10:27 I can relate to that. We may never, we can't be friends again. But I think about it all the time. But we're not like, and I feel like guys, gay or straight, many of them, even if they had a relationship, can be cool with each other after. Because they have no feeling. Because they're guys, yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:47 I think that's fair. I think that's fair. I don't have to say that way of emotions as we do. It's completely different. Completely different. I do wanna say, I do think about the Roman Empire every day. Which is weird. It does not think about express-runs.
Starting point is 01:11:00 I don't think about express-runs. And then I make myself not think about them because I'll be like this, I don't wanna run into them on the street because you know if you think about it too much, you'll accidentally manifest them at gelsons. So I'll be like, don't think about it. Interesting. Wearing how girls do that, it is really weird.
Starting point is 01:11:19 Okay. Did you hear about the striker at Disneyland? He went into it's a small world. And you see him here, he's got his underwear on, but he did get completely naked. And they had to take him out. He supposedly was on some drugs or something. Shocking.
Starting point is 01:11:35 And all I want to say, and he's like touching all the little people. And like recently, I've been touching all the little people. You don't have the little like it. It's the've been touching all the little people. He likes dropped acid right before he got in the boat. The thing about the small world now when I go in it and I hope they never change it because it has to be the way it was when I was little. It literally looks like a stage production at St. Mel's Catholic Church for the fourth grade. Like it is like the fourth grade. It is like literally cardboard from Michaels is like sitting up there. And all the little people, whether they're from Japan or whatever, had the same face.
Starting point is 01:12:13 But if they're from Africa, they're black or brown. And then if they're from China, they just have a little Chinese outfit. It is not. No, it's the same face. It's like, at the same time. It's the thing. It's like, and they're so cute and everything. Anyway, he got in there, I don't think God,
Starting point is 01:12:29 I don't think he did anything with the people around the world. But the people are filming it. I mean, it just did not give adult Disney people a great reputation. Oh yeah, the Disney guys. I mean, the thing is, it could have been fine and I was actually kinda here for it because the level that I wanna get out on dirt. Totally.
Starting point is 01:12:52 You've always been so curious, just like I've gotta get out. Like, I think like being in the log jammer or the pyrosacarabian and you're like, one day I'm gonna have the nerve to do it. One day I'm gonna do it and I'm gonna find out. Like, sometimes I'll go like that and I'll just like touch a leaf sometimes I'll go like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:05 And I'll just like touch a leaf and be like touch it. Yeah, yeah, there's like some because it's about it. And but the fact that he had to take his underwear off. Yeah. That's when he went too far. You know what I need to see? You know what people are danglein' right amongst, you know,
Starting point is 01:13:19 it's a small world. Like, you know, thing in like Denmark. I know, it's their little kids. They're all little children that are doing the dancing from around the world. It's kid dolls are children. Yeah, we don't. What you're trying to say to take a dick out because I don't mean ecstasy. Do you think it's acid?
Starting point is 01:13:35 They didn't say what drug. Like they just said, they said, um, streaking fully nude. He'd get to get fully nude in the water. In the calves. In the calves. Near the entrance to the ride. People were screaming, please stop, sit down. He ended up walking into the water and started drinking the water and ran off towards,
Starting point is 01:13:53 that's the gross start. Not drinking the water. And toward the entrance, can you just smell it? And it smells in there. I can smell it. So he was carried away by police and a hog tied and while completely nude, he was hogtide. And I just want to, by the way, wait, that's not disturbing seeing the hogtide. They didn't take to try to cover him with a blanket and carried him through the park, but to know that.
Starting point is 01:14:14 Hogtide, someone's like, look at the parade, mommy. It's like a hogtide man, I can't. I can't. And I've never gotten to go to this in Disneyland, so I'm dying to go. Wait, you've never gone to, it's a small world in Disneyland? No, it's a little bit to Disney World. I only Disney World once when I was a kid in Disneyland and once as an adult or two.
Starting point is 01:14:31 Okay. But, so I'm dying to go. But, but, but, but, whenever this stuff happens, why can't we be there? We never get to be there for these things. It's the cloud chasing the century. If you're like, why? I was there during the dick guy.
Starting point is 01:14:42 I saw him. Yeah, are you kidding? If you were there, I would have lost my mind. Like we're there with you and Brandon and Drake and Peter. And you see that? We like, oh my god. You know what people say? Like I knew I was gay when, whatever, I was attracted to it.
Starting point is 01:14:56 There's certain things in my childhood when I knew I was straight, like I realized, like moments. And it was pirate to the Caribbean. When, and this is gonna be disturbing for a lot of people, it's when they've changed it, but it was when. I know, though. The pirate was chasing the bride. The wedges around the bride.
Starting point is 01:15:14 Yeah, around the thing like that. I thought it was, like I thought it was hot. Like I was like, I'd like to be desired like that. Oh. Then they changed it to a fat bride chasing the guys. And then they said, well, that's fucked up because it's like nobody wants a fat woman to catch them. And now, I think it's just like dogs or something.
Starting point is 01:15:34 I don't know, they changed it. They completely changed it. There's also one where it was a guy's chasing like, you know, wonderful sex workers around. It was like wentches like chasing as well. It as the bride and there's other ones that are chasing it. Yeah, that's what I liked. Yeah, yeah, you're like I'm getting hot. Yeah, I like to chase me around the barrel.
Starting point is 01:15:52 I don't actually care if he was sexy. Like yeah, back in the day, it's completely changed now. Even the dirty drunk alcoholic guys, I thought we were kind of like hot. Yeah, you know what I love the most? The treasure, which was at the end. And now it's at the beginning. And it bothers me so bad. They made that big, gorgeous treasure.
Starting point is 01:16:11 It's at the very beginning. And I'm like, all you get at the end is Johnny Depp. Well, that's how I knew I was gay because I wanted to be the pirates. You know what I mean? Like the drunken pirate. Yeah, well, you kind of are. Yeah. I mean, maybe we should, we all live
Starting point is 01:16:27 outside of a filled our destiny. Next Halloween, all goes the treasure. Okay. Heather can go as the bride. Yeah, you go as the pirate. Yeah. It's a dream come true. Did you hear about this cruise?
Starting point is 01:16:38 What happened? No. So this cruise, it was a three year world cruise. Oh, wow. And people paid, and based on their cabin, some people paid up to $300,000 to be on this three year long cruise. And two weeks before, the sale that was supposed to happen between this one cruise company buying this ship that would do the three year didn't happen. And so the cruise is off, but these people
Starting point is 01:17:07 already paid all this money up front and many people got rid of their homes or their apartments knowing that they'd be on a boat for three years. And they found out two weeks before. Was it a gift? They get their money back. I mean, they say, but it's not going to be right away. So it was like life at sea cruises, they canceled it. Three year long cruise. It was supposed to depart November 30th, visiting seven continents, 135 countries, and 375 ports. Passengers who had planned for this extraordinary journey received the cancellation news
Starting point is 01:17:40 lesson two weeks before departure. The cruise company cited financial issues, including a failed ship purchase, as the reason for the cancellation. It's like they don't have the ship. It's like that music festival. Fire. Yeah, fire, I don't even know what I'm talking about. Fire.
Starting point is 01:17:55 Fire, I'm a festival. I mean, that is, that is fucked up. This person said, I had the next three years of my life plan to live an extraordinary life, and now I have nothing. And that is really sucking because a lot of people are now, there's been also reports where like, you're better off going on a cruise ship for a year,
Starting point is 01:18:14 than spending a year in like a very average assisted living place. Oh, there's tons of people. As my parents go on a cruise twice a year, if not three times. And they met people on their last cruise who are basically who retired on a cruise twice a year if not three times. And they met people on their last cruise who are basically retarded on a cruise ship. Like if you're over a deity, let's say, and you want to still have adventure in your life, you can literally go and spend the rest of your money
Starting point is 01:18:37 and live and die on a cruise ship. Because also they don't know. The other thing you didn't realize is part of your paying for the cruise is that the medical's included. It's included, I guess. So like if you tripped or whatever. It's included, yeah. Yeah, it's included.
Starting point is 01:18:50 They have full medical facilities on those cruise ships. There's a morgue on their crew. It's like you get all your food, you can drink, you can work out, you can go stop at ports, you don't have to go up and down stairs if you don't want to. There's elevators. I mean, for a person who's of a certain age, and if you, let's say you don't have your spouse anymore or
Starting point is 01:19:07 whatever, we have a community of people. Right. There's people to take care of you. You're never alone. I mean, it doesn't sound like a terrible way to go. Right. Except it was a totally. Yeah. Except really. Taylor Swift, there's a Harvard course. I just talked about how everybody is going to Harvard. Like anyone can sign up for Harvard and you don't have to have an undergrad degree. You don't have to everything. Now you could take a course at Harvard about Taylor Swift.
Starting point is 01:19:36 And I have put it out there, I am telling you, I'm gonna manifest that I will be teaching a real housewives course. Maybe it can even be a little broader about reality TV. Yeah, the history of reality TV and real housewives. I plan on teaching that in my 60s at USC. Great. Great, you'll be far enough off that kids will be like,
Starting point is 01:19:57 wait, what? You know, like, what, how did it start? How did they originally cast it? What was the plan? And that, so I think it's going to have Harvard, so you could get the honorary, because you already have a degree from the O.C. Because you know they give you the honor.
Starting point is 01:20:11 Yes, but I don't, I don't, but you don't want to live like that. I don't want to leave the Harvard's fallen off. California. Maybe UCLA. And hopefully by the time I'm 60, we will have gotten rid of daylight savings, because I hate daylight savings. So much.
Starting point is 01:20:25 You do too. I can't take it. I go to bed at 630 and wake up at 130. That's great life. That's great life. We've go to the party last night. Peter was like, I'm going to need an espresso martini. I'm like, fuck yeah, it's eight 12.
Starting point is 01:20:35 We are going to kill ourselves. What are we doing out? It's been dark since four. Like, I was like, am I a vampire? I can't go out this late. We voted against that though. Why isn't it going to stop? It does. Like, I don't, we don a vampire? I can't go out this late. We voted against that though. Why is it gonna stop? It does, like I don't, we don't understand why we
Starting point is 01:20:48 don't think that this happened. I feel like he was never this dark this early, like five years ago. I never, it's literally dark. It's literally dark at 3.45. It's literally dark. I started in the bed, ready at four. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:21:30 in the dark. So that's why they do it. And I'm like, I don't care. No. We need the daylight hours later in the day. Right, well, why isn't that Arizona just doesn't participate? Cause they can't we be Arizona?
Starting point is 01:21:45 Yeah, because they voted against it. And then they changed it. And then I'm like, also, because our kids play sports and stuff. So we need it to be at least dark. It cannot be dark before 6 p.m. Well, what about kids who have parents who have their kids in daycare? Who are kids are now walking home in the dark after five? Well, I don't think you walk home by yourself from daycare.
Starting point is 01:22:02 Like that's like for a four year old. That's true. But then why did they watch it? I'm checking out for the daycare. I'm four. Well, you're home by yourself from daycare. Like that's like for a four year old. That's true. But then why did they watch it? I'm checking out for the daycare on four. Well, you're not gonna want to ask. I can't be a left home alone, but I can't walk home alone. You're still driving. I'm driving.
Starting point is 01:22:15 You're still driving in the dark. I'm gonna get my, go in the dark. Who wants some so good daycare though, till it's dark? And now you're waiting for your mom to pick you up. You're like, sorry, my mom has to work. Also, Taylor Swift has moved into Travis's ultra private mansion during her break from her tour. I mean, I'm loving this.
Starting point is 01:22:32 I'm telling you, you think they're gonna get married? They're gonna get married. Do you think? I think that they are. Wow. I think that this can work, you guys. All right, well, okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:22:43 There's some royal stuff. There's some royal news that I thought was sort of an, there's this book coming out. I talked a little bit about it on Tuesday and it didn't, there wasn't as much scoop, but now there's more. The biggest scoop is the identity of the racist royal accidentally revealed in the Dutch edition of the bombshell book and sales abruptly halted. I'm sure book and sales abruptly halted. They're not, I guess they're never gonna reveal who said, the, I wonder what Archie skin color will be like, which is what Meghan Markle said to Oprah, which is what made them go, we have to leave
Starting point is 01:23:16 and set the world on fire of like we hate the royals. So there are some people doing research and analyzing it on TikTok or whatnot. And the consensus is allegedly it's Charles and Catherine, Prince of Wales wife, first external law, that they are the ones who had the conversation. Now, King Charles, King Charles the dad. Okay. And I always thought it was that King Charles a dad. Okay. And I always thought it was that pedophile. Andrew. Yeah. Andrew. Now I always did.
Starting point is 01:23:48 Who would you think it was? But here's the thing. We don't know. And it is there's someone that recorded it. And also. I mean, a lot of people like a lot of people in the comments are like, listen, I actually have red hair and married a black man and his family were like, I wonder what the kids will look like. And like we talked about it as like an exciting thing. Like oh my gosh. Because they're gonna be gorgeous and unique. We'll never be nice.
Starting point is 01:24:17 We'll never be nice. I like I wonder who they'll favor. And they were like, this wasn't, you know, families had these conversations and it isn't necessarily like, and then the child's 10, then this piece of wood, it'll be living in the basement. You know, they might have just been like, oh my god, like, that is a unique combination. And you know, like, who knows? Yeah. But like, that's the, so anyway, that's out there. Then also, So anyway, that's out there. Then also, this story came out also about the book,
Starting point is 01:24:47 is that King Charles secretly profits off assets of dead brits because there's some outdated law that accesses funds intended for charity based on the estates of deceased individuals who died without a will. So they're like he's using it. I do that. Who knows? And then also Prince William thinks that his that Harry is brainwashed by an army of therapists and his wife and he
Starting point is 01:25:13 is kidnapped by a cult of psychotherapy and his wife, Megan Markle, that's a source told the independent that the royal family is afraid of Harry. And then I also saw that they're supposedly selling their $14 million monocino mansion to move close to LA. Where do you think they're gonna go? Like, real houses of Beverly Hills. With Lin Hills. I mean, oh my God, stop.
Starting point is 01:25:37 I'm sure she's trying to get on it. Well, first of all, I already said, she, they need to give Meghan Markle a cameo or even a maybe larger part in the Kim Kardashian comedy movie fifth wheel that she's doing and Paul Pell is writing that. Just throw Meghan Markle in there. Okay.
Starting point is 01:25:54 Secondly, I do think they should move to like, I think they gotta, you know, cut, don't have such an expensive home. But even if they just got like a $5, $6 million home, and they can be in the valley and have a pretty nice home for $5, $6 million, and they live there, and they do real houses at Beverly Hills. I think she probably doesn't want to step that in the depth of the vows of entertainment at this point.
Starting point is 01:26:22 Yeah. Really? I think she told Andy Cohen, she would never do it. She did. Yeah, I'm so she was like, now you're gonna do next stop real house. I said she was like, no, never.
Starting point is 01:26:32 Oh really? They said they're selling it in Strashe. Yeah, but she's the thug. Speaking of Andy Cohen, I just saw this and I want to commend Andy Cohen. I want to compliment Andy Cohen. He recently did an interview with the Tadeh H show and he said he has stopped showing
Starting point is 01:26:46 his four-year-old Ben's face on social media. He wants to give them privacy. He's like, they didn't choose this life. His mom really pushed it. And he's like, I'll probably stop with the one-year-old Lucy soon too. Yeah, because as their babies, they're going to change a lot.
Starting point is 01:27:00 But as they get older, then you're going to start recognizing them as like adult human, like big human being. Right. And you might, you know, and like, yeah, the kid is like 12 and out of mall or something. And you need, he doesn't need a bunch of like, you know, bravo fans coming up and being like, hi, Ben. Hi. I remember when you were four, you didn't like going to camp.
Starting point is 01:27:22 Yeah. Hi, tell your daddy that what you need to do with your ex-a-ba is to use just an emollient. Yep. And tell your daddy fire Tamra. We want her off. Yeah. Like pushing her agenda.
Starting point is 01:27:37 I don't like it. But it's like, could I just leave basketball with my friends? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It's like a two cents on Vicki Gumbelsen. It's like, like, just recently, Sarah Deskaparker showed a photo of a Broderick and her twin daughters.
Starting point is 01:27:52 And someone just said, Heather, stop saying two twins. I got it. Twin daughters. She's like two and twins. Okay, I got it. And the son, they were like, also little and bad things giving or whatever. I would never know what those kids look like walking around. And even with one post, I would never know.
Starting point is 01:28:08 Yeah, nor would we know what Shiloh looks like now, because whenever we click on it, we don't get to see it. No, but we do now. We do now. We do now. We do now. I mean, I'll see kids on the screen. I'll go, it goes out fucking Shiloh, Jolie Pit.
Starting point is 01:28:19 If I see any gorgeous, beautiful, like the most beautiful child, I'm like, I think that's Shiloh. Let's go walk over there. And then of course, we lurk like weirdos child. I'm like, I think that's child-loat. Let's go walk over there. And then of course, we lurk like weirdos because I'm just trying to get in our vibe. And also, I feel like the Kardashians, it's out of their control and there's so many of them and they don't need any friends because they can all like how they're camera-foot. But for Andy who's a single dad with two kids, anyway, I just thought that was really good.
Starting point is 01:28:42 And I'm glad that he's talking about it. Maybe more people will think about it in their own social media and small if there's influencers or whatever to be like, maybe I shouldn't just throw my kid up every second. And like Bethany said, and you actually, he should think about it for the people that are on his show because all those little kids that are all over
Starting point is 01:28:59 every housewives show, they don't have a choice except for the thirst bucket, cute, precocious actress whose Emily's daughter. Don, who wants to do it? If you want to do it, like, I mean, my mom was a real housewife. And I would be like, so lucky. Yeah, this is good.
Starting point is 01:29:19 No, when I was a little kid, I would create characters, and I would like put on a wig. There's a photo of me at two, with my grandmother's wig and a pair of heels, and my dad wrote in the back of the card, he sent it to my aunt, and then my niece sent it, whatever, my cousin got to me. And he was like, this Heather goes in
Starting point is 01:29:36 and finds these things in the closet and comes out and surprises us. So like, and I also used to go, and I was missed his who lay, and she was the uninvited guest for dinner. So my mom would be making dinner, and I also used to go and I was missed as Hula and she was the unenvited guest for dinner. So my mom would be making dinner and I would come and I'd be like, oh, hello. What do we got here? Then she'd play along and she'd be like, we're just, I only have three chicken breasts and
Starting point is 01:29:59 we have a lot of, and I'd be like, oh, darling, I'll just have the right. Can I sit here? And then all the, and then my mom would be like, Bob, Mrs. Hulaise here. And I was, how is Mrs. Hulaise the first time I've ever had a Mrs. Hulaise in an invited guest for dinner? I mean, I don't know if I can say that. She shows up.
Starting point is 01:30:17 Nobody wants to air herself. I wish she could just have the right to see her. I'll just have the right to see her. I'll just have the right to see her. I'm full. Yeah. I mean, Mrs. Hulaise needs to be introduced to the world. No, but like, sorry.
Starting point is 01:30:30 There were cameras. I mean, I would be like a character. Of course. Just like coming in with a fur coat. Like, I'm sorry. Yeah. I didn't know who else we had. Yes, over.
Starting point is 01:30:39 Yeah. And I think if the kids want it, the kids want it. Yeah. But when they're younger and they're just like being forced to add to the scenes. They don't. So hopefully Andy's gonna, he's evolving. I mean, we definitely can't deny him that he's understanding. It's just like a moving ship.
Starting point is 01:30:56 This is huge, huge. Bravo is just a whole, at this point, we're getting like England, where they don't ever show the kids' faces. You know how they always know. And like, you know, the sun and all that. All of their babies. Oh, the stars faces. Yeah. Like all the, all the famous kids, they never show their face anymore.
Starting point is 01:31:14 And it's like one of their regulations, even though they will literally follow you and bug your home. Right. I mean, they're like the craziest when it comes to journalism, but they really, they don't show the kids. Interesting. Okay, I don't show the kids. Interesting.
Starting point is 01:31:25 Okay, I'm gonna end on this. Brittany did a lot of weird posts. You know, and she, she obviously it's her way to connect with people, but because she took off the comments, I think she doesn't know like, unless Page Six, which they did, like write an article about it. She doesn't know how it comes across. She doesn't know how like, unless Page Six, which they did, like, write an article about it. She doesn't know how it comes across. She doesn't know how it comes across. And, oh, this is her page, pretty nice. May I ask, what's this next to the nails?
Starting point is 01:31:56 Are those shoes? Two doves that are Irish. I'm like, I'm clung with it. I don't know the Laurel. I mean, she would do it. She would show her teeth a lot, and a lot of conspiracy people are very freaked out that her teeth are not the same teeth that we saw 10, 15 years ago when she was out and about.
Starting point is 01:32:15 And some people say, well, some teeth move. Some people say the nears are gone. Some people say it's not even her. Who the hell knows. But you know, some people are like, oh, she's just being silly and let her just have her fun. And I wasn't even gonna like report on it except that like page six and TMZ
Starting point is 01:32:32 were like, this was concerning. We all know she can't put a outfit together. I mean, when she went to the John Robert Powers modeling in fashion at a kid school that I did, she makes every mistake. She wears summer clothes. This, she recently she had an off the shoulder like white top and then shorts, but then with brown like pumps
Starting point is 01:32:53 and then she'll wear like a black jeweled choker that you would wear, you know, whatever, out to like a fancy dinner. It just, she has her own style. She puts these outfits together and she's so excited. She loves the Joker. She's so excited to show people.
Starting point is 01:33:09 And that's all she does. I don't know. The only thing I, and you know, I read her book and we talked about her book and then that's it. So it's like, okay, so now how do I get attention coming? Because we're not talking about her book anymore. And it's like, so she turned the comments off. Staying been off for like a year.
Starting point is 01:33:27 So how is she getting any feedback? She just sees how many people liked it. And then does she have the comments anywhere, Twitter, nothing. So she's reading page six. Yeah, she has no idea what the answer is. So she did the nice, unless she listens to juicy scoop. And I'm saying, Britney, people are concerned. I'm still around the corner. We can go on a power walk.
Starting point is 01:33:49 We can go to Trader Joe's. We can go to Joey's. We can hang out in your backyard and watch real housewives. We just like have some friends and have a little bit of a schedule. And I think we could see on this note, how this. We went to dinner now we us three yes
Starting point is 01:34:06 I wanted to have another dinner meeting with you. Yes now that first dinner meeting I did extensive research and we went to a sushi spot where we might have run in To Britney Spears we didn't right the sushi spot was good yes I Was dead we were literally the only people there you know But then it started filling up, but that it was tasty. Yes. I was dead. We were literally the only people there. No, but then it started filling up, but it was tasty. It was totally tasty. Yeah. So you can see how people, I didn't go anywhere she hasn't ever been. Okay. So now I will find another place. Well, I have to tell you there's something exciting happening that Peter's pretty thrilled about. Ruth
Starting point is 01:34:40 Chris is reopening at the old TJI Friday spot on Knoca. And so hopefully the decor will be a little more happening than the old Ruth Chris. Peter really likes the Ruth Chris steak. He likes it hot sizzling butter crust. And you can, if for some reason you got it too undercooked, they will go, bring it back, and it's even more delicious. That's like everything. I mean, despite the confusing name, it is a super popular steakhouse.
Starting point is 01:35:13 Yes. And so anyway, so we're in anyway. Brittany can join us there. Okay. Yeah. And we can also do our meeting at another spot. You're going to be getting all the DMs now. People know where she goes. All we have to do is just run into her. I don't think she goes out very much at all. She does those some times. She goes with weird dubious characters. Well, and we can go up available and we can offer. And I can just be silly fun. I'm not going
Starting point is 01:35:41 to ask her about anything. I'm not going to ask her when the next album comes out. I'm not going to ask her what's up with her kids. We're just going to talk about juicy scoop that's not in prison. I'm not gonna ask her about anything. I'm not gonna ask her when the next album comes out. I'm not gonna ask her, what's up with her kids? We're just gonna talk about juicy scoop that's not about her. Yeah, talk about chumbers. Day, eyebrows, Victorian dolls. Yeah, girls, everybody loves you. And how can they get more of Brandy and Julie
Starting point is 01:36:01 in their daily lives? Just go to julienbrandy.com. We have a podcast, we have a Patreon. You were just featured, but not just, last season, I'm married to medicine. Of course, because you never talk about yourself and you're horrible at promotion. But I did not know that you were on it
Starting point is 01:36:19 until someone said you were on it. So then I started watching this season and I'm like, I watched every episode, when were you on? You were on season. So then I started watching this season and I'm like, I watched every episode. When were you on? You're on season nine and you go and get your toilet deck by Dr. Jackie. Julie went with you to Atlanta. Yeah. Well, live show. Right. Um, stand up. Yeah. You guys stand up and it was your show. Yeah. And we did a live podcast. Which you suggested, you're like, well, you're here, you guys should do a live podcast.
Starting point is 01:36:46 So we had the best time, which was tons of strip clubs, it's a strip capital of a country. Right. Really is. We did a live podcast with Dr. Jackie from Mary D. Medicine and I do want to encourage you have a ton of listeners and they like Bravo, but we had never watched Mary D. Medicine and we watched it, we binged it.
Starting point is 01:37:07 It's got 10 seasons at this point. It is Bravo's most popular and most underrated show. A lot of people have never seen it. It is really, really good. I mean, a lot of people watch it, but it doesn't get a lot of talking. Yeah, a lot of people, but like good ratings. It would never make it 10 seasons
Starting point is 01:37:22 if it wasn't hugely popular. It's not like housewives. It would never make it 10 seasons if it wasn't hugely popular. It's not like housewives. It's women in their husbands. So either their husbands are in medicine or they are except for Fadera who's now infiltrated who doesn't even. I thought she dating a doctor or something. We've never seen her.
Starting point is 01:37:37 Yeah, so I just saw a little bit of her and she was doing those like, well, when the pot calls the kettle hot, it's time to sip the tea. Like, just like these weird, yeah. Yeah. But I mean, she's nice. She's a fun addition, but if you watch it from the beginning and binge it in like a weekend,
Starting point is 01:37:54 it is so good. It's honestly, Heather on that show, at one point, one of the most popular couples that you can't even see coming breaks up and they get back together on a reunion via Andy Cohen and it's all real. It's it is by far like the realest and best show on Bravo. It's so good. So we did a live show with Dr. Jackie and it was really fun in Atlanta and then we told her at that point that we hadn't you you know, gotten our kuchis exams in the last years. And she was like not having that. And we flew back to Atlanta and she went inside of our,
Starting point is 01:38:33 but I know it was what you do when you're a granicologist. But not when you ever know someone, and someone who's on TV. But it was good. It was a good thing. You know, I mean? Those things are important. Just like Kyle, I'm just like Teddy, is sharing about her skin cancer.
Starting point is 01:38:50 And I said that to her. I'm like, how are you feeling? And I'm like, I think it's really, it's really good that you share these things that people get tested and, you know? And the thing that we had with on marriage medicine was that we called the fear of finding out. So instead of FOMO, it's FOMO.
Starting point is 01:39:02 And it's like, we didn't, I was so scared to go. I didn't want to find out. You know, I don't want to, but we put off, find out the something's wrong. Yeah, it wasn't anything wrong. Right. No, but people do put off. Yeah. We're doing breast exams and mammograms and stuff. So it was, it was cool. It was a great experience. It was really fun. And we do, you know, recommend that show. It's always good to get to binge 10 seasons of anything. Right. And really follow it.
Starting point is 01:39:28 You can binge 10 seasons over Patreon. That's right. That's right. So it's patreon.com slash brandy and jute. No, it's patreon.com slash.com gay politics. Oh, sure. But go to our website, Julie and Brandy. And I do want to say on the note of the Patreon, how that is.
Starting point is 01:39:43 That we do one podcast that's free. I do want to say on the note of the Patreon, how that is. We do one podcast that's free. The majority of our podcasts are on Patreon. We do video and they're not political. But I do want to just point out to people who criticize Patreon, particularly whether it be, you know, people are lucky with you because you give people like a three hours of week of free, fucking content. So I don't want to hear, I don't want to see in your comments or whoever. And if any of you for the fans see other people talking shit
Starting point is 01:40:17 about Heather's Patreon, particularly, you get three hours of free content. They are so lucky that you do two free podcasts. So we can you are kidding? And also because on this week's Friday, Patreon at, you know, patreon.com slash juices go, I'm going to tell another story of when I got put into a private room with Kathy Hilton and Nikki Hilton. I know a lot of people probably aren't interested in that. So if you're not interested in what went down in that surprise meeting at the end of the party, then by all means don't sign up for my Patreon. Right. But people are lucky that how much free content you put out. I think people started to take for granted like these podcasts are free. It's not serious
Starting point is 01:41:01 which costs $12 or whatever. This is for you. Go right on. Also, if you don't, I will still love you. You can't just do, I get it. Not everyone can join. It's fine. That's why I do it. So you have the choice. We do encourage people to join ours, though, because we don't give a lot of free content.
Starting point is 01:41:17 And everyone loves yours and loves you too. Love you, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Real friends, we support women. Women support women. You know what? You know what? I support women. Okay. You know what? This reality reckoning really kind of went nowhere. Sort of a pal. We're going to we have to end this the long ass show. I don't even know the things they
Starting point is 01:41:37 deserve it. Ha ha ha!

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