Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Katy Perry’s Robot, Kim and Ivanka with Sarah Colonna

Episode Date: October 27, 2022

I am on tour! Headed to Houston, Dallas, Boston, Philly, and DC! Get tickets at heathermcdonald.net Sarah Colonna, is here! Katy Perry’s eye malfunctioned while she was performing, and people think she might be a robot. James Corden blamed his wife’s food allergies. The woman claiming to be Travis Scott’s mistress appears to have lied. What did Kim and Ivanka discuss at the Polo Lounge? Neil Patrick Harris was creepy on Wendy Williams once. Matthew Perry shares about Cameron Diaz hitting his face. When you’re a small and your man’s a tall, should kids be on reality TV, or are parents exploiting them even worse on social media? Also, Randall Emmett is back in the news. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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To the number one tabloid real life hard cat Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have your favorite girl back. A lot of people are requesting because it's been a little minute.

It has been a minute. Sarah Kelona, welcome back to Juicy scoop. Thanks for doing your hair. You look great. Oh, thanks girl. And I, you know, I actually did realize I was having a good hair day when I left the house. And I'm not a better day to have a good hair day than when I'm on Juicy Scoop. I mean, you'll notice curls are in shack on fleek. The part isn't a good place. It's not too puff. Sometimes it gets pretty puffy. It's really, really good. The color is good.

I'm thankful. This is a nice welcome back. Sarah Colona, you're an author, you're a comedian, you're an actress, stand-up, sketch performer, talking head, podcaster, but you're obviously best known for being a football wife. Right. A professional football wife, You locked it down. Wags, they call us what? Why is it girlfriend's wags? And your husband, John, is actually coming to the end of his career. Yeah. Professional career. Yes. And so I'm glad to ask you questions about the second most famous football Hollywood wife football player husband, which is Jacelle, and Tom Brady. Yes.

Now, you've been following this. Yes. And the latest, I just we looked it up seven hours ago, Jacelle told Tom Brady she might be gone for good amid drama. She's doing it for her family. She basically said said she's giving According to like a friend or who knows what right because we've heard they were talking to attorneys I'm like had but nobody's filed yet. I know I feel like they don't comment about it at all

But then it's I mean she's not at the games, which is a big sign. Yeah, you know, she's always there rooting him on Where did she never really like going? I don't know. I think I mean she was always there. I feel like she probably lights going. I tried to tweet her during the Super Bowl when they played the Seahawks. My husband was in the Super Bowl and they put the patriots and I kept tweeting her to see if she wanted to go to lunch. Didn't hear back. It was weird. Well, so you were like, even though our men are going up against each other, would you like to get a cocktail? Yeah, let's just have some common ground.

Totally, like we can be friends. Yeah, but she, what a bitch. I know, I think she probably, she probably just missed those tweets or something. Yeah, yeah. Totally, because I mean, I think she would totally be like, I mean, yeah, I'm sure she's a real fun time, but I just want to say

I so okay now Catch me up so they were married. Yes, and then he retired from the Boston team. What's that one called? That was Patriots well no he went from Boston to Tampa Bay. He didn't retire. Oh, he did it No, he retired after he was playing in Tampa. Is that when he got so drunk on the floaties and on the float or the boat? Yeah, yeah. And then he's like, I'm retired and then he goes, no, I'm not retired. Well, yeah, basically, I think the biggest problem is probably, this is all just guesses.

Yeah, as a football one, too. She has a football with us, my very well-knowledge about this stuff. Yeah. He said that he was retiring to spend time with his family and then he spent two weeks with his family and then he unretired. And I feel like that probably made everyone feel like, oh, oh shit, thank you. Glad you had such a good time at home,

during these two weeks, maybe it was a month, but it wasn't long. He unretired after saying he wanted to spend time with his family. Now, as a football wife with a husband who's probably retiring, I don't know if he's announced it yet, but anyway. Oh, sorry. Yeah, no, no, it's not. He'll retire as a seahawk and it'll be probably in the offseason. Anyway, I can understand the up and down of wanting to retire, not wanting to retire for a football player. He's accomplished a lot in his life, Tom Brady. It's his life. He wants to do it.

I get it. But if you know, you never have Christmas's Thanksgiving's all those things because he's been playing for so long and he finally says I can't wait to do all these things with you and then he gets the opportunity and then he's like fuck it. I hated that. I hated two weeks at home with you guys. It would probably bug me too. So I could see kind of both ends of it, but also I did read an article in September where she was talking about, you know, it's kind of my turn now to go back to working again as much as I can, meaning obviously she's a

successful woman on her own. Right. She's a model that I'm sure she could head up fashion line to whatever. Yeah. I think she said there was like a lot of stuff she wanted to do. And I think she thought when he retired, that meant that she could kind of have the limelight again. Yeah. Or do, you know, and the kids could the limelight again. Yeah, or do you know,

when the kids could have a dad at home, well, she did more things, something like that. That's my guess. And then he was like, nope, still playing football. And now they're... Now let me ask, as a football wife. Like, if all of a sudden he calls up the guy from Tampa

and is like, all right, yeah, I'm not gonna be there whatever on Sunday. I'm leaving again. Is he able to even do that at this point? Like, doesn't he kinda have to finish this season? Yeah, I guess to finish the season. I mean, I guess, what is out?

But I have to, but I don't think I've ever heard of anyone. Just, I guess people maybe, someone did retire in the middle of the season once actually, but no, I don't think Tom Brady would ever. I don't think he finishes the season and then officially retires retires do you think this couple can be saved i think they can be saved if he um...

yeah i think they can be saved i mean they're nice couple they always she was always very supportive of him and him of her yeah she was at all the game she was always the kids everything that would run up on the field. Yeah, yeah. There's, I think my prediction is, they'll not divorce. This is just my prediction, and I'm making it up as I go. Yeah. I'm not as good at you as good as you at prediction. Well, my thing was that I think that she was, like, really being serious and hardball and stuff

to make him realize, like, this is it. Yeah. I would like even if she may even file and I still think there could be hope that they could get back together. Yeah, I feel like if he gets through the season finishes, then just goes like, okay, fine, look, I'm done. But the problem is they're not having a very good season right now, at least, and that can always change.

But so now I'm like, is he gonna be, is he gonna go, well, I don't wanna go out on bad seasons so I have to play another year. And she's probably worrying about that too. Cause somebody like him with that competitive spirit, you might do that. What about this? Okay.

Maybe you don't wanna hear this. He does retire. Okay. It's official. It's completely done. Okay. And they have a great spring and summer. And then he starts getting real squirrely.

Yep. Because he's not doing what he's done every, whatever, whenever they go back, sometime practice or whatever. And now he's just like a mopey guy. It is mid to late 40s or whatever he is. He's just like a dick. He's just a dick. He's just mean dad dick Why well around the house? I don't care that the house is you know a $25 billion house a dick is a dick right and

As a filipo wife have you heard that possibly happening? Yes, absolutely. They get bored They don't have anything going on now. This is luckily but not my husband He has a whole bunch of business ventures than things that he's involved in and Tom Brady did sign It's a big deal to be an announcer when he retires too fruit like somewhere either Fox 3 SP and I'm obviously not quite remembering But he signed something really big like a big contract ahead of time when he's not doing it So he'll have that to do, not that that's gonna. Yeah, hopefully. Well, let's hope they could make it.

If only they were a little more attractive. It would be funny though, if he does retire, and then finally, and then he has home for six months, and she's like, please go back to fucking football. Yeah. If she's the one, then just like, forget it, you were right. Yeah. Yeah, this is annoying.

Yeah. Okay. Did you this is annoying. Yeah. OK. Did you hear this thing about Katie Perry's weird eye and people think she's a robot? So she's doing her show in Vegas. I think this was just like the other day, this past week, and I guess maybe on Sunday or something. And I just have a still of it here on the YouTube, but I saw it.

And it is, it is like a weird robot kind of horror movie kind of thing where she's like standing there and obviously the fans got it. And her eye just shuts like this. And then it's like, she's like, she had to open it. then it shuts again and then she opens it again and then it sticks. Yeah. So a lot, there's been a lot of conspiracy theories that she is Jean-Benae. Can you remember her that one?

People think that Jean-Benae was switched at birth with Katie. I don't know. That she is she is the real John Bene. Okay. The John Bene was switched with someone else's body. And then they made her to be a lot of people think, you know, weird stuff about her that she kicked the nuns out of the house that she wanted, like in Los Felis. Right. That, you know, she was a super Christian Christian girl but then she did this song about

I kiss the girl so there's a lot of conspiracy theories about her that are really pretty ridiculous right right but this one right so now she said anything about it yet she has not so people like did she like suffer a weird little stroke right did she have like a you know I look I've had like a twitching I like this I can do it only my, you know, I, look, I've had like a twitching, I like this. I can do it only when I write. Right. You can twitch like, I've had that, or I've had sometimes it like flutter

and then you're like, I think I need a banana and only's happened like a couple times. So, or they said no, it was mag, it was the glue of her mascara stuck. No way would that happen. That'd be that stuck. Not that stuck, I don't think. Because I was thinking eyelashes first,

but that looks pretty. And then they they're like what if she got this magnetic lashes and in the magnetic at the bottom I don't believe that a professional makeup artist would do magnetic that's magnetic lashes are there what people do that can't do their own lashes okay it's kind of I don't even know if anybody really does it anymore so I think it was your lashes look really good I don't know what if anybody really does it anymore. So, I think it was- Your lashes look really good. Thanks. No problem. I don't know what it was, or they're like,

is she even a hologram? Like, I don't even know what this means. It looks like, I mean, it definitely looks like she's malfunctioning in some way. Like, oh, they actually put that on here. But, I mean, this one is, now I'm gonna be reading conspiracy theories, and I might believe them, because I don't think I've ever seen anything, like you said gonna be reading conspiracy theories and I might believe them because I don't think I've ever seen anything like you said I've had a little bit

of a like oh yeah like a twitch yeah but she had to go open it herself twice is twice she like couldn't get up and shut same shut and open it again well what like maybe a mini stroke I mean which, which is not funny, obviously, but well, she continued with the show. Right. So that wouldn't be it. The batteries are still working. I don't know. No.

Yeah, I feel like I obviously have no medical knowledge. So that's I like to give advice to stars all the time. And someone said, God, you really give some good advice. I had some good advice for Lisa Renna of Real Housewives the other day. I had some advice for James Corbin, which we'll get into. My advice for Katie is you've got to address it.

You've got to look normal, you've got to do like a video, and just be like, you guys. And just say it was even just whatever it was. I have a weird eye thing. You were in bed that night, and your robot was doing the performance. And like, you don't want the world to know that it was a robot. do the eye thing like I did and go look this happened sometimes I need some more potassium and also I felt like I we were using different lashes and it got a little stuck just say it. Yeah, she does need to address it because it is like a twilight so it is like a twilight so it's like the doll in the back like she's like you know and then like the little doll is like it's my turn Katie you know like the still is really creepy yeah it is so twilight so remember once this is not the

same but once when I was on the round table on Chelsea lately and some they there was something had happened where like an eyelash got in my eye during on the round table and Franjole was next to me and my eye was just pouring water and finally chose to. I do, like, finally. Chris was like, the fuck is wrong with your eye? And I was like, I don't, I think my eyelash or something, I mean, and our makeup artist I think it was horrified, obviously. But I had to address it right away on the round table. Exactly. As the big star that you are, you had to be like, I'm not a clone.

I'm not, I'm not John Manet. You could be John Manet. I might be a blood, big blood hair. Yeah, we don't know. Um, so, okay. So James, court, and you know, everything's going on with him. Yeah. He finally took everyone's advice, mine included,

and on Monday night went and addressed it on his show. What did he say? He, in a nutshell, he basically, you know, said, look, I didn't say sorry in the beginning until my dad was like, you really have to say you're sorry because I didn't think I did anything wrong. I went to the restaurant back a few years ago and there was a hair in my plate. And hey, I said, hey, there's a hair in the plate, they gave strings, whatever.

Recently I went back and we had a discussion with the waiter that my wife is severely allergic to certain foods. The food came three different times and the food was what she was allergic to. So we all know that she got this egg yolk omelet, which I thought was so weird. But I guess what he's saying is that she's allergic to egg whites. So if there's any egg white in the omelet, at this point I'd be like, why don't you just kill eggs out of your diet, but whatever. Yeah. Then that's what he's saying. So that's why then he goes, and then I did say something rude.

I said I should go back, by the third time he goes, I should just go back in the kitchen and cook it myself. However, I did not get up. I did not scream. But did I say a rude comment that was mean to a waiter? I was a waiter at one time. Yes. So I profusely apologize.

I love Bachelorette. You know, so that's just the whole thing. And that's the story. But what now? Okay, so, but Balthazar, right? That's the bar, you know, that's just all thing. And that's the story. But what now, okay, so, but, Balthazar, right, that's the new restaurant. They said that he apologized, right? Like pretty quickly after they posted about it.

And they said that was fine, but then since then, so he thought it was fine. Right. Since then, no, people, myself included. I talked about it on my show, because he didn't say, he didn't do like a real apology to like, he should have put something on a right so they just

Any apologies to them and then people found when he was an asshole six years ago. There was a reddit thread Right there was another one where he was an asshole that excreming it someone you know all a legend But witnesses came out that saw him be really rude on a plane To his own wife and child like things all so there were all these stories that came out that saw him be really rude on a plane to his own wife and child. So, there were all these stories that came out and then from there he was like, oh, I guess I have to really address it. But in addressing it, he was like, I still wasn't that bad. I still, like, that was-

But that was- That really comes wrong three times. I'm not going to be happy. But that was the part with the restaurant that confused me was like they accepted this apology, but then he went and was like, no, I didn't really apologize because I didn't really do anything wrong. So did the restaurant say like,

well, then you're reband? No, he said he went and did a New York Times article and they're like, we're so glad that you're still doing this article. He's like, why? I'm totally zen about it. It's like ridiculous who cares. And then people were like, oh, you are a dick.

And then they talked about it all week and long. So then finally by one Monday, he's like, I need to profusely apologize again. But you know like in the writers room, he was like, oh, mother fucker, like, I got shut up. Like I've brought so much publicity to bosses, our fine. Let me profusely apologize.

I mean, he should have done a Jimmy Kimmel and cried. He should have cried. He should have cried. And I will say, and I do understand if you're allergic to something and it comes wrong three times, it can be frustrating. But you have to remember that the lady bringing it to your table, the guy bringing it to your table or whatever, it didn't cook it. Right. So not that you should go back in this kitchen and scream either. Right. But it's already just a tough enough job, probably in New York at a trendy restaurant, to deal with people and their attitudes.

And so, just maybe you just have to go, you know what, I'm just going to do a waffle today. I'm just going to have a waffle. You know how like certain restaurants, I noticed first happening in Mexico a lot, and like every Mexican restaurant, before you even go past the hostess, she's like, okay, table for two, any allergies? Yeah. Any allergies, any allergies, and I'm like, I don't know if that's like

a legal thing that they ask now, so that if you do have like a cardiac arrest, like you said you didn't have allergies, but like, I feel like they do it here too, in California. But they're starting to do it more.. Yeah, so probably to avoid James Corden Yeah screaming at them. They're probably else. I just realized that Waffles probably have eggs in it too So maybe she can't have that either

but Yeah, I don't know I think that probably people are going into Balthazar now asking for the James Corden freak out table You know and I want the egg yolk omelet. I mean, yeah, I kind of wonder why the guy wrote about it after this about a time. I know, it kind of came out of nowhere because it didn't just happen again, right? He was referring to-

No, it did, it happened on October, like 11th or something. Oh, okay, I thought he was talking about more. And then it must have gone to him. And then the guy probably just hit him on the wrong day and he's like, fuck this dick. But like, but it does help us, like if it wasn't intentional, it did help the, because I feel like one of those places

is still happening hip, but it's one of those places that's been around for a while. So it's not like probably the hottest, hottest spot. And this gave it like a little bit of a, well, because people want to go support it and be extra nice and be like, I went about the Zarna, super nice to the waitress. I went to Balda Zarn.

I had not only hair, I had a complete half of a ponytail in my hair, in my spaghetti, and I just pushed it aside to ate it, and I was like, that was so delicious. Somebody left their ponytail in it, but I'm completely fine with that, like not a problem. And tipped 30%. Yeah, and my son who's allergic to cashews, somebody left their ponytail in it, but I'm completely fine with that. Like not a problem.

And tip to 30%. Yeah, and my son who's allergic to cashews, he is in the ER, but we decide to finish our meal. And leave you with tip. Because I do not want anyone to say I complained. Yeah. I mean, it is tough in that situation to be famous and be wanting to say, like, hey, you got this wrong three times. There is a little bit of that, but also, I kind of feel like he's probably

a little bit of a dick. You're not just real advice about you, Sarah. When we go eat and you're not happy, you do complain, but only to us. Right. You're like, oh, you're like, no, it's just like, you know, like this is not right. Then Lady comes over and you're like,

hi, that's true. I just take it out on my friend. We're suffering. It's like driving in the car with Peter, like where he's just yelling at people on the road, the whole time. I'm like, I don't know what that person's doing. Like, why am I suffering?

Of this person for cars ahead of us? I don't know. Imagine what it's like to be my husband. Imagine what it's like to be John. He deals with this on a daily basis. And he's going to be daily with a lot more now that he can't escape. He's probably going to add him retire next week. But, um, yeah.

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I thought she handled it great. But I did also have a viral video doing stand-up in which I passed out and fell in the back of my head. You didn't go into make him laugh. I have yet to do stand up on late night. Like really? You've never done stand up on a night?

I've done it like on, I think there was like a nick at night thing I did at night. But never like an actual like tonight show. Anything like that. No, I have never ever been asked, never done it. And I was hoping, you know, but then I thought, but then, you know, they'd been like, then they would have been like, what do you think caused you to fall in your head?

And then that becomes a big controversial situation. So then, when did you just show? I would tell you. When I chose a live juicy scoop, so it's like, I guess in Texas, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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Fresh, a little classier than a beer. But that all lives in it, and a toothpick. So it's like, oh, that was dangerous. And also I hate olives. So it's like an allergic, but I'm not really allergic. I just don't like it. But it's like just like a hundred dollars. Yeah. Yeah. A allergic to olive, a lot of juice. There was a toothpick in it. It was very dangerous. And then I just wait for the calls to come in. Do you imagine if we did that whole thing, but then like Annie's phone was working and she didn't record it?

Ha ha ha ha ha. Someone would in the audience. Someone would catch it. I think the club would have cameras or the theater or whatever would have cameras. Yeah. I feel like we've all had, and this is awful. Like nobody should be throwing, I saw the video.

I'm happy for her. Yeah, I think it's great. And that they reached out and were like, you know, we want to have you come up. But I think she reached out to them, which was smart. And she handled it well, though. She handled it well on stage, too. But people are kind of awful in the audiences sometimes.

I mean, I feel like if we could have reached out to talk shows in the past on our Chelsea lately days with Rowdy drunk crowds. Right. You know, and I mean still, there's still Rowdy drunk crowds everywhere you go. But I can't, I don't think I had a beer can thrown at me, but I'm just going to. What's the worst thing? A knife. No, no, no.

I don't think anyone's ever thrown anything out me, but I did have a girl stand up and punch a bouncer in the middle of my set. Like she was in the front row. I mean, obviously, what do you... Why? Because they were trying to get her to leave. Yeah, because she was wasted and she wouldn't stop screaming during the show. And so, and she, you know, doing the thing where they think that they're having a one-on-one conversation

with you during the whole show. And it was very disruptive. It wasn't Florida at the Hard Rock casino. And then, so the Bounce her tries to go over and just say like, okay, you got to go, right? Like, this is disruptive. She stands up and punches him in the face. Did you get hurt? Like, did you do a good job?

She punched him pretty hard, but then he didn't know what to do because he's this big bouncer guy that even though he's just got punched in the face, he doesn't want to manhandle her. So they had to get her out of there. So it became even more of a scene. And I had five minutes left in my set. I was about to get off stage. And I just had to keep going after that because I was like, we're not ending on this note. On this note, yeah. Yeah, so where's my? Did you ever hear from her?

No. The few women that have gotten thrown out of my shows asked to leave whatever. Because they were so drunk or that I've gotten some emails of just such apologies. Like just horrified or I'm so embarrassed for my friend or the front book. We were so excited and I'm like, look, I know. You know, you've been breastfeeding for five years straight for three kids.

This was your first time out. You started drinking at four. Well, you got your hair blown out. You came to the late show. It happens. It happens. It happens. It happens. It happens. It does.

I only had one apology and it was in Philadelphia and these girls were just, they were, again, they were just, you know, they're ruining it for everyone. Everyone was complaining, asking them to leave. So finally, the club got them out of there and this woman wrote me this really scathing Facebook message calling me the C word, forgetting our throat out and all this stuff. But she wrote it at like two o'clock in the morning. And then the next day at like noon,

oh my god. I got a very, very apologetic. I can't believe I even wrote that to you. I was horrible. And obviously I was still drunk when I wrote the first thing. I mean, it was a real roller coaster from... Because I woke up, got both messages basically at the same time. I went from getting called the C-word to later.

Did you write her back? No. Imagine if you wrote her back and you didn't hear back for 28 days. And she's like, just got out of rehab. Like, you were the reason I got sober because I like, I mean, that was the rock bottom. Yeah. It was almost like getting, yeah,

like drunk text from an ex or something. Yeah. It was what it felt like. So I don't think I ended up writing her back because I felt like I had been through enough. Well, good for her. Yeah. Okay, I have to follow up on a story I told on Tuesday.

Okay. Okay, this is a TikTok girl that worked this all out. I told this story on Tuesday that was going around in the internet and TikTok that Kylie Jenner's baby daddy boyfriend, Travis Scott, supposedly there's this girl named Young Sweet Row who has been in and out of his life and with him for supposedly 10 years. And she came forward and then he was like, who is this? He wrote something like, there's people on the internet saying something that I'm with

this girl, it's not true or something. And everyone's like, no, it is true. Look at all these all this evidence that this girl has shared throughout the years when he's skiing, she's skiing. When he's at a casino, she's at the same casino and all these people that follow it. So this girl on TikTok, I just saw it yesterday that it appears that this girl, Youngsweep, Roe did make it all up. Oh, really?

She did make it all up and this one photo of her with this guy from 2013 that looks from the side just like Travis Scott to say I've been seeing him on and off for almost 10 years. The sleuths realized well in 2013 Travis Scott already had his neck tattoo and this guy does it. Then they found this other guy that kind of is in her circle and they're like this is the guy who was never Travis Scott and then how did she get to Kanye Sunday services if Travis Scott didn't invite her?

And this guy comes forward and goes, I invited her. And I was dating and then I was the one skiing with her not Travis Scott. And so when she go to these places that she knew Travis Scott was there so that she could pretend that she was. Well, he was at this one casino and he posted, and then she posted where you would see the same rug and everything at her at a slot machine.

So that's where people like, oh my God, she's there the same we can hear. The sleuths realized that she was at that casino, but in two years prior, and she just like resurfaced the photo. I mean, that's psychotic. And then she would do photos that look like she took the photo of him, but it was like some weird editing thing when you take a photo, but you make it look like you took the photo. I don't even know. It was crazy.

That is. But it appears not to be true. And that Travis Scott was telling the truth, and this chick's a liar. I mean, that's real. First of all, it's psychotic, especially if she's been doing it for 10 years or she was saying they were together for 10 years or how long has she been like, she was putting up this info in a, like a co, like in a COVID way, not COVID. How do you call it? Like in a covert, in a covert way, knowing that, knowing that these super fans of Kylie and Travis Scott and everything right would probably pick up on it right and is she a rapper too um no she's just like a

pretty girl model whatever and so anyway I talked a lot about it because I thought it was true and I thought so what so you know they're they're not in a fully monologueamous relationship. Who cares? She's obviously fine with it. Like, I've talked about it like that. Yeah. And they still might not be in a fully monogamous relationship because Kylie has said that in an interview. But like, but I feel it's crazy. The lies is kind of crazy. Well, and to be able to like, to do that much work, to try to make people believe it, or hoping that the is psychotic.

It would actually creep me out a lot if I was either Kylie or Travis. So this is chain dawn story. He's the one that then joins in and is like, I was with her, this isn't true. I took her to the Sunday service at Coachella. Also, Kim Kardashian went to the polo lounge to have dinner with Ivanka Trump. Obviously, they didn't want to be seen. That's where you go when you don't want to be seen

with the Beverly Hills polo lounge. Yeah. Yeah. They're obviously trying to fly under the radar. Keep it on the DL. Yeah. I just wanted to have a girl to girl like juicy scoop talk. Have a quick maybe nightcap at Craig's afterwards. Yeah. No one would see them. Sure. Yeah, absolutely. So I don't know what they're doing here. They might be friendly. I mean, I think they were friendly before because Ivanka's husband is a investor in Schemes. And of course, when she was first working to get certain

prisoners out of jail for crimes that they shouldn't have been there that long for and all that, she worked with Donald Trump on that. So, and then of course with everything that's been going on with Kanye and his anti-Semitic remarks. But I think she's just trying to show that like, I mean they might actually really have a friendship, but obviously she wanted people to know they went out. Otherwise, you just go come to my hotel room and we'll get room service. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, and then I had read that they had also had dinner or something before, like a couple years ago. Yeah, I mean, they probably are kind of friendly, but okay, so there was that. And then, okay, now this is juicy. Now this is another crazy story about this girl. It's another like weird TikTok story. There's this girl. This is what I take to talk is kind of awesome.

There's this girl, Ava Louise, who I went on her page after this. She's like 660,000 followers, whatever. And she's kind of funny and she's like really kind of honest about all her plastic surgery. She's like, you know, shows her nose job and it was like, this was, you know, Kylie's face was my inspiration,

I get my plastic surgery and she kind of has like some funny stuff. Like this boy really pissed me off. So I threw a frozen turkey on his card. So this day my mom has no idea where that turkey went, that Thanksgiving. And like she's just kind of weird. Anyway, she's like, you know, got the little lips in the face

and she's pretty attractive down. So she tells a story of how Black China and she were DMing and said, let's do a Only Fans Club. She says, I went to Black China's house, which is right at the street from here, and it's gated. I got there at 4 a.m. and Black China was so weird and she made me go in the bathroom with her and she was trying on clothes in front of me. She made me sit in the bathroom when she took a dump.

And then she was like, drank a whole thing of tequila. And then she said, you can't leave until after dream wakes up and leaves at 9.45. Then I'm going to really go hard on your ass at 10. And this whole weird story, and she shares this. Go hard on your ass, take what it in a wet way. We don't know. It was like so weird. And then she shows one, the only proof she asked from the house is that she

has a piece of, she took a photo that was in black China's house, supposedly saying, this is not a hotel, clean up after yourself. Don't leave towels on the floor. You know, one of these little things, do not like candles ever, you know, clean up after yourself, including smoking and ashes Ask China in advance before bringing people to the house ask to do live You know if you're gonna go via social media live make sure you ask before you do it So that was the only proof that she was maybe there

So then you could have gotten from somewhere else, of course. Maybe. Right. So then Black China's legal team, according to TMZ, is taking aim with the credibility. And they say it's part of a pattern of menacing outrageous conduct to increase Ava's social media platform. And she also had previously, this Ava girl,

admitted to doing false rumors about Kanye West and also hooking up with YouTube beauty guru Jeffrey star So she just kind of goes on TikTok and like tells these crazy stories So black china did send a season to sister her But she is also lied and said oh, I've received season to sister Chris Jenner and Chris Jenner People said no, she's never sent you a season and assist. Like, it's very much making up stories for cloud chase. Like,

this is the opinion we have about. Yeah. But other people say her story about Black China seems to be true based on what other people have said. That's such that, but that I saw in there also said that she said she was trying to sex traffic her. Yeah. She, but then she never tells the end of the story. So she was like, she wouldn't let me leave because the gates of the house for shut and said I had to stay there at a certain point. I don't even know how the story ends, but no, she wasn't ever sex traffic. But she says that maybe maybe the end of the story is that she got away.

But nothing good ever happens by starting at someone's house at 4 a.m. No, like the fact that she's house at 4 a.m. No. Like the fact that she started there at 4 a.m. is already, you know, if she really did go, you're already like, couldn't we just meet at 7? Yeah. Yeah. Or, yeah, like let's meet at your, yeah, let's meet at 11 like let's do a whole only fans in the day.

I don't know. But I was telling Annie, I go, you know, and watch you on these tech talk videos and stuff. And I think that it's so believable with details. You could lie so easily. And so then I just made up a lie about something and she was like, I totally believe it. Like just give me, give me a celebrity in a scenario on a makeup a lie and see how believable it sounds. Okay. Oh George Clooney, okay, and The polo lounge. Okay

All right, sorry time The year was 2006. I remember this because my kids my kids at the time were spending the summer with my mother-in-law in San Diego So I was free to go out. So, my friend flaked, and I was so upset, and I'm like, I'm just going to get a drink at the polo lounge anyway, and it was a Wednesday in June. And I went in there, and George Clooney was there, and I was like, my heart was kind of fluttering, and I, and so I went up to the bar to order my drink versus sitting down because I wanted to like,

just get a good look at him. And I said, I'm going to have a cosmo, that was like a really popular drink at the time. And he made a little comment like, oh, that's what all the pretty girls are drinking. And I'm like, oh my god, stop it. And we start, you know, I start drinking and we start talking and he was there to just meet. He's

like, I don't live here, but I have some meetings and obviously I'm like, okay, I know who you are. I watched Facts of Life, which then we laughed about because that obviously wasn't famous for that. Anyway, he was like, so funny and nice. And then this other guy comes up and is clearly gay and we, like, he's's like, hey bitch, where'd you get those shoes and we start talking and then he starts talking to George. And then George is like, I'm staying here. Why don't you guys come up and have drinks upstairs? So I'm like, I don't care that I'm married. Like, I'm not going to fuck him, but this story is so good. So we go upstairs and I start getting really drunk. And this is like, Uber doesn't exist

yet. And I'm like, I have to get home. home so I like have a couple diet coaks from the mini fridge and at this point George and the other guy are just like in a bedroom and I'm like I'm going to leave and I forgot that I gave that guy my phone number the gay guy and the next day he's like bitch I'm still in George's bed. I know that you can't respond on TikTok verbally. I'm sorry, but you're going to have to watch so you're going to have to like for part two. I mean, you're, first of all, that was a good story, but I mean, now I actually, I'm going

to, I'm going to spread that rumor tomorrow. Um, but like, no, but you're right. I mean, it is kind of dangerous that people can just like, and you say so compelling and it's like, well, why would I lie about this? And it was this year and like, you know, you give all those details and right, like the Adam Levine thing, although that's the I by the way, that is all a lie made up. Yeah. Yeah. Don't come after me, I'm all. But it is crazy. And it's fun. And there's no, if you just put together, you can just put together a year, even if you, like you could go online and find out

that George Clooney did, in fact, stay at the poll around in 2006 and then create your story off of that. Oh, we're just giving people, now we're giving people ideas. Yeah, Lee George Clooney alone, he doesn't mean. Right, because you're true, like everything you're right. You just, like, yeah, type up,

us, we've bleep 2006 six George Clooney Beverly Hills yeah and I'm sure there's some article about him being there that you now can collect the dates and create some whole weird story right we are giving people ideas don't do it kids don't fly this at home that's this that's what has supposedly happened with the Richard gear um That's what has supposedly happened with the Richard Gehr. Durable story. That just ran like wildfire for those that don't know. I remember where I was when I first heard it.

My friend goes, my dad's a doctor. This is how it started. My dad's a doctor and he just told me that Richard Gehr was brought into the hospital because a gerbil got stuck up his ass hole and it went crazy and this is before like internet or anything this is like nineteen ninety four something and in the end

from what i recall it was like two guys started the rumor after they felt that they were uh... blown off by richard gear and sinecrofford at a restaurant that just started it. They were like, this will be. They were the original talkers. And if they had TikTok imagine it now. Yeah. Do you remember the jokes that went around after that? No, what was it? Why can't Gerberals drive? Why? Because they can't get out of gear. I don't know why I remember that. I remember Richard Ge here that once addressed it in an interview.

And he said something like, yeah, I guess people think I have sex with chickens. He changed the animal and I'm like, why don't you just say the gerbil? Yeah. Because now you're confusing us. And we're like, is there another story about a chicken? Like, whatever. How do you get a chicken in your asshole? Yeah.

That's a big, yeah. Yeah, so anyway, there you go with that. Okay, Adidas did drop, easy. Now he's no longer a billionaire, but then he said I never was making him any money off that deal anyway. Who knows? I mean, I thought he said that he was making

a bunch of money off of them and that they couldn't basically couldn't drop them but obviously that's when they were like finally they did but yeah, so that makes him no longer a billionaires with their claiming I guess it was a three hundred million dollar deal so now without that he's no longer in the billionaire numbers got ever I think he'll be okay. Yeah. But I mean, what I think will happen is all these people dumped him and he'll just start his own thing. Yeah, well, you won't have these clubs,

but he'll take a breather and then he'll come up with more stuff later and enough people will still buy it. Yeah, unfortunately, he still has people that would buy it. But he has it. Yeah, unfortunately he still has people that would buy it. But he has it. I didn't really realize what it was, but his sports company. Yeah. It's like, I think it's not sports management, but maybe it manages athletes for other things, but people started leaving that too. Okay. He, like, to a couple big name athletes yesterday. Of course, that I can't remember their names because John Ryan. Yeah, John Ryan and me.

We were his top power couple. And we're out. Right above. Yeah, I wanted to save the breaking news for you, but we left. OK, good for you. Yeah, good for you. I'll put it up to that.

Apparently Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have remained in contact. This is a funny story. OK, so I got a DM from a juicy scupper that said, fellow Valley girl, you mentioned Bo Derek on the pod. I live in Long Street in Woodland Hills, so my dad never wanted to go with us trick-or-treating on Halloween. One Halloween in the late 1970s, a friend called him and suddenly he wants to go with us and drags us to a house in our neighborhood. And Bo Derek is there passing out autograph picks of her from the movie 10 full nips,

braided hair, all of us kids waited in line for the picks with all of the dads and received no candy. First of all, that's amazing. It's the greatest story. So it's like, they're like, dad, what's your trick treat? He's like, no. And then some other dad calls him and is like, fucking get down to the cul-de-sac.

Like, Boderix down here handing out photos. Signed like a photo of this from 1979 of her. But we talked about how she's still dating the actor, John Corbett, who plays Aiden, or their marriottor, whatever. Oh, really Together forever. Yeah. Well, don't you think she should have handed out a candy bar for the kid? Like it said, no candy. I feel like if you're going to be handing that out for Halloween, which is great. Like people you're super famous, everyone's going to get excited to get your photo.

But there's going to be some kid being like, I don't give a shit about that photo. Where's my candy bar? I think she lived in the neighborhood, and I think she never bought any candy. And people were knocking on the door, and she was like, you know what, I have this, and gave it to one dad, or one dad was like, oh my god, I'm such a fan, and she's like, I'm so sorry, I don't have any candy.

And she goes, well, let me sign something for you. Then that dad told the other dad. And then everybody was going, because I remember there would be, there would be those houses that you go to where the people forgot to get candy. And then you, they would just get, give you a little bit of money or a pen.

Like, remember there'd be like, yeah, now people would just shut the door and be like, whatever, I didn't get you, I didn't participate. Like, I can't not give like the proper candy, but I want you to hand out juicy scoop. Like, something with juicy scoop on it, so just to kids, yeah, the straws, yeah,

or not mugs, that's like a lot of work, but just something small, this Halloween, hand out like a straw to a kid and just look at the disappointment in their eyes when they realize that it's not edible. Right, it's a pink straw and you could put in the dishwasher. It's a juicier, juicier straw. And they'll be like, oh, is it candy?

No. That way, you know what, guys? You could be the talk of the neighborhood if you do something a little off like that. I think it's kind of genius. I remember, I saw something recently that I thought this was so cute. And there was a kid, this girl's till the story, probably an TikTok, that her boyfriend went

to go get something more candy. And he texted her and he's like, there's a kid coming up the street and he's dressed as one of the Thomas train characters, but he's not Thomas. He's like Henry. And he's crying to his dad that nobody knows that he's Henry. So then when he came to the door of the girl and the girl went up at the door, she's like Henry and he's crying to his dad that nobody knows that he's Henry So then when he came to the door of the girl and the girlfriend opened the door She's like, oh my god, you're Henry and like made him so happy. Oh, I just think that's so cute. Yeah, that's nice. Isn't that cute? Okay Okay, so this again is going viral someone pulled a clip from I don't know

Maybe eight years ago on Wendy Williams that Neil Patrick Harris was on the show and at this point he's married to his husband and everything and he's talking to Wendy Williams and he's like you have a crush and he goes well my husband knows who my crush is and it's Joe Jonas and he had been for a really long time but it really wasn't appropriate to say that he was my crush up until just recently, now that he's over 18. Nick Jonas, was it Nick? I don't think it really matters.

Oh, it doesn't mean it's Nick Jonas. I know. The point of it is that people were like, oh my God, and then other people were like, look, you didn't say anything wrong, but he basically said, at the time he was 42, and at the time Nick Jonas was 22 and he's like for many years I've been so basically he was saying when I was 30 and no, no,

because they weren't in bed around. It was like no, when I was 40 and these kids were 16, I was hot for him. That's what he say, but he said eight years ago, Wendy Williams. I don't know how many years ago. It's a little while ago. When he was 42 now years ago on Wendy Williams. I don't know how many years ago. Just a little while ago. When he was 42, now he's like 50. So yeah, I know. I'm just always like, why do people wait eight years

to get mad about shit? Just because somebody comes across it or someone remembers it and looks it up and it's like this would make a great video. Right. Yeah, I mean, not the greatest comment to make. Look, it's probably true. He was probably attracted to a singing 17 year old boy.

Right. He probably was. He's a gay guy. He probably was. He shouldn't have said it on the show. I didn't think about it. Everyone thought it would be cute. Right. Well, I mean, that's like if a woman being like, oh my god, Justin Bieber was, you know, I used to think he was hot and then you put the eight years together and you're like, oh, I thought that was weird. I mean, I never did just to be clear. You don't remember what we did with Justin Bieber? Well, wait, what? Was it at the polo lounge? No, we did a bad weekend.

I like to say it now, get ahead of it. So it's not a disgusting TikTok that I, it's going to come away for for your page I've set it on the show before I'll say it again. We did a sketch With Justin Bieber it was you Jen and me dressed up like old sluts and we were like kept flirting with him and Cup coming by his room and stuff and they filmed it and it was like like how old was he? Oh definitely not 18 like 15's still in the floppy hair. Right.

Yeah. I remember doing a sketch with him but I did not remember what it was and I probably blocked that out so. Well? But we didn't think none of us said you know what and I, like it didn't occur to us to be like you know what, I know he's a boy and I know we're women and I know we're not actually doing something with him, but this is gross.

Now you do. Right, I know, because I think in my head. But I thought it was funny, because he's a heart throb and we're always coming up with dumb ideas and we literally would come up with him and then film an hour later. So there was a lot of a lot of pain of thought. No, no, no.

And to be fair in my mind, I think that stuff, you're always thinking like, oh, we're just old dumb fan. We're being, he's young and it's pathetic that we're like, hey, beepers sing a song or whatever, like something like that. And maybe that's what Neil Patrick Harris was like not thinking when he said it. And he's like, I didn't see exactly what he says.

I was like, he was sitting, it was this other, like the artist's green that was like around the corner of the old studio. And I remember, I'm so glad I don't have a good memory. Like opening up a door and being like, just it. And then like, we were like fighting with each other to like get attention from him. And I think I wore like a red dress. Anyway. Well, sorry, sorry everybody. Um, Matthew Perry has his book out. Do you, was the girl, okay, he's talking about, I wanted a date with Cameron Diaz, all these stuff was coming out into the book.

Sometimes I'm like, you know what, page six, the guy would like to sell some books. Yeah. Maybe you don't do four articles a day, telling us about anything of any interest in his book. Right, because now you're not going to have to read. Now no one's going to buy it. Yeah. This is not thinking of a story, but he went on date

with Cameron Diaz. He says she got so stoned, and then they went to someone's house and they were playing Pictionary. And she meant to hit him on the shoulder, but she accidentally like punched, like hit his face pretty hard. Not that great of a story.

But when I was watching, I was remembering. Remember that was the girl at Chelsea lately that worked? I think she was like a Chelsea assistant or something. And she was like secretly dating Matthew Perry. Do you remember that? Or she told us that? No. Is this one we were doing the Justin Bieber's catch?

This was the one that we believed was going to the bathroom and not flushing. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, and she was like seeing Matthew Perry. Like she totally said that. Right, now I do remember that. And anyway, that was what inspired the storyline of our after-lately about who is this person that's not is taking

a dump and not flushing in the women's bathroom. Right. But we didn't have any evidence that she was dating Matthew Perry. No, she just told us. She just told us. She was attractive and she told us. And we still don't really have evidence that she was the one that was not flushing. The evidence was there was a sticky in the toilet with

a airline information for Chelsea. Right. And she would have been the one writing a book. She was going to book that. And it fell out of her pocket when she went. And then yeah. Yeah. But anyway, Matthew, I'd like to hear about that.

I hope that there's a chapter about that girl. I know. I hope there's a chapter about how he dated a girl who didn't flush. Oh my God. All these years later, we'd finally have real closure. Because we never knew. No, and you know what, if anyone's gonna tell that story would be Matthew Perry,

he would be like, I dated this girl for a while. I can't even remember her name, but I do remember that she never flushed the toilet when she came back. I mean, that's juicier than Cameron Diaz getting high and accidentally hitting you in the face while you play Pictionary. I know.

If that's the best story in his book, then I mean, Page Six has to do a better job of helping him promote it, because that's nobody. He also said he dated Julia Roberts in the whole time. He was like, couldn't enjoy himself, because he's like, when is she gonna break up with me? I'm certainly don't deserve this girl.

Oh, which I kind of agree with, but whatever. I was watching the holiday, really that night. Oh yeah, I was camera-de-es. Yeah, because that's a nice movie. And then I just comes on this time of year. And I, it's like kind of crazy how she just retired. So, I ran. Yeah.

Like John Crennick said she retired in So yeah, like John, she retired in her prime basically. And then like, but really did. Like you don't see her. Okay, she married one of those twins. Right. And the other twin married Nicole Richie, right? Um,

you look up those twins that they married. She's and then did she, and then did she finally have a kid? Yes, I believe so. I at least I feel like now she kid? Yes, I believe so. I feel like now she's- I bet prediction, Netflix series of some sort,

something like a streaming, maybe not Netflix Apple, Hulu, whatever. She's probably already working on something. I feel like she's gonna- Want to come back? She's gonna come back with something really good, like an eight part series.

Okay, I could see that because it is kind of crazy. I mean, she was in a ton of stuff. But she was comedy. So, Benji and Joel Madden, and how old is their kid? Anyway, she was something about Mary Funnys, maybe ever. I know, I know. And she, I mean, I think she just was like, I'm over at, I'm done withys, maybe I'll ever know. I know, I know.

I mean, I think she just was like, I'm over at, I'm done with this and I wanted to have a kid and get married. Also, the offers could have driven, like started to dry up and like she just kind of was like, don't bother calling me or like, I don't even know if she really broke ties or did she really actually retire?

And it was just like, it's fine. According to John, she retired. John Ryan. John Ryan, my husband, yeah, sorry. Yeah, he told me the other, I didn't even know. I was like, I was like, I was like, I don't really see her anything anymore. And he said, well, she retired from acting.

She just announced it like she was done. I don't wanna be a thing anymore. I don't know if she, can you look at it? Did she really announce it? That's what I'm thinking. I'm just thinking, the don't want to be a big girl. I don't know if she can you look at it. Did she really announce it? That's what I'm thinking. I'm just thinking the calls kind of start to get less and less. And then you have like a moment where you're like, listen, still represent me, but like, I'm not going to get on your ass that I'm not getting movie roles. Like, I'm fine. I don't want to. Something comes up, let me know, but I'm fine. Like, just staying here in my home

and not like, I don't want to start doing a bunch of shitier movies that rather just stay at this level So unless something comes at this level don't bother calling me right like yeah if you get some good offer for me That's something I should definitely do yeah like something exciting with like a cute, you know great writer or whatever Let me know but otherwise. I'm like fine. I bet you're right. I want to say the last thing she did was that other woman Yes know but otherwise I'm like fine. I bet you're right. I want to say the last thing she did was that other woman. Yes. She started to stop making movies. See? See, she officially retired. The kids too. Oh, should the baby late? Because she's 50 now. But anyway, well, maybe she won't come around anytime soon as the baby's only two. Okay, sister wives, you know the story of sister wives, right? I need to tell you something and I know sometimes people don't like to hear dreams, but I had

a dream very sexual after not about sex or wives. Okay, not about that guy, the creepy one. Yes. No. Yes. What's his name? Not James. Cody.

No. Oh, I'm sorry. I was? Not James. Cody. No. Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking, yes. Cody. Go ahead. I was mixing it up with the other show. Okay. I woke up in the middle of the night and I like watched a little bit, but I still couldn't

finish the episode and then I fell back asleep. Like woke up at like 330 in the pulpit. I actually sleeped at like 630. And like I said, dream suck, but I just have to tell you this. So Cody, I was married. I was in the family. Can I leave the room when you tell the story? I was married with the, with the, all, I was in it.

And Cody came with his like curls. And he came around behind me. And he's like, and all the other wives are there and stuff and there's a lot of kids around. And he like whispers, like around, like whispers in my ear. And he's like, you know, you're the favorite. You know, all the kids like you the most. And I was like, oh, and then he goes over to my house.

And then it got connoissexual, like, kind of sexual. Like I, I was woke up and was like, I can't believe that I like got aroused by Cody. Like it's bad. And then, but what I realized from that dream is that I've cracked the code of Cody and how he's controlled all these women all these years and why they're not being controlled now that they're like, I think the whole time he would say stuff like that, I think he would be like, you're such a better cook than Janelle.

And oh my God. Make them think they were the favorite. Yes. Like, oh my God, all the kids, you just have a way with all the kids that, you know, that Christine just doesn't. And I think you'd be like, you, you just make me laugh or, oh my God, when we're together like intimately. And so, and I think that's what made them like, stay in it and like want to try hard to please him. Because I think that's what made them stay in it and want to try hard to please him, because I think he did that. I could see that, because it never made sense to me that anyone would want to marry him, let alone four women.

Yeah. But anyway, it's kind of giving me. Because as a sister wife for that one dream, I was like, loved the attention. And I was like, you're right. And the other woman accepted that I was like loved the attention and I was like you're right and I was and the other woman just they accepted that I was the favorite Was Peter there when you woke up? No, but in the dream Peter was there and I go so wait Peter Have I been having sex with someone other than you this whole time that I've been like living in this Utah and he was like I don't

I don't care That was a dream. I like the Peter remains. Speaking of a new show on TLC, I'm pretty excited about. It's called I Am Shawna Raid, has not started. She's 22. She had this rare disease that stopped her growth. So she's very attractive, but she's only 3-10, and she's 22.

Oh my gosh. But she doesn't look like a dwarf. She or a little person, she just looks like a third grader. So she's going to, they're going to show her dating and everything else. So basically her, her everything stopped at a certain age instead of being like, so not, and it will never age. I don't know if it'll never age But like she has like I make up on and stuff and she just basically looks like a toddler tier a person that used to where I make up You know like she looks like an eight year old still. It's hot. That's a hard one

I mean, I'm gonna totally watch the show But that would be so hard because when you start dating, I mean, you got a date that, you know, she wants to tell, well, she now 22. Yeah. So she wants to date a 22 year old, but then if he can't, would he, would he go out to dinner with him because people are going to, I mean, the cops are going to come. Exactly. Like, you can't.

Exactly. So they set her up in one of the previews. They set her up with this other guy that suffers from the disease. Okay. So he's kind of short-tuning. He was a security guard, but I don't think there was a romance. And I'm like, look, you're a 22-year-old who looks eight. I'm sure there's a lot of guys. Yeah. Unfortunately. Sadly, there's probably a lot of guys that want to date you, but they just don't want to take you out. Yeah, they can't take you out. I mean, and also since it says a rare form of brain cancer, so that means brain cancer. It does? Yeah.

No, no, no. But the treatment allowed for remission. But the result is a side effect. Oh, okay. So whatever the treatment was. No one predicted she'd stop growing. Right. But so if there's, if it's rare, there's obviously not a common thing.

So if it's rare, your dating pool is pretty small. Like you can't go on Tinder and also be like, you know, filter it to people with that same thing because there's just going to be like one person and they're not going to be nearby. So you, I don't know if she didn't hit it off with the security guard that it didn't, that has the same condition. Yeah. It's like, maybe you just have to.

But it's kind of, it is a genius idea for TLC because they like, in the previous, in the trailer, like, she's's like, maybe you just have to. But it's kind of, it is a genius idea for TLC because they like, in the previews of the trailer, like she still like, she still is a bitchy 22 year old girl. Yeah. So like, she's like turning around and like going, shut the fuck up, like to her friends and stuff, but like looks like an eight year old thing.

Right, so it's like kind of, I mean, I'll be fascinated to watch this show, but that's crazy and also obviously terrible that she's like, but she's out here doing it. Speaking of which, this couple's gone viral. She is, her husband is 65, but she's only 410. So it's like, they call it a mixed, what do they call themselves?

A mixed height couple. And talking about like what that's like too. I always thought it was interesting when someone's that tall with a tiny girlfriend. Right. Because it's like, I feel like tall women aren't just like, want to scream like, stick your own kind.

Like, say, I mean, if you're tiny, Because it's like I feel like tall women are just like want to scream like stick your own kind Like save I mean if you're tiny you have the world at your fingertips today And then you still take a big tall one. I mean, I don't know what yeah We wanted the big tall ones or wouldn't big tall women are like well, I don't want to say to a guy That's a bunch shorter than me and I want a day to guy that's tall. Yeah, you went and took them Yeah, but I always but anyway, I think that's cute. So they, they're like, they're like, whatever they're happy, they made it work. This is kind of interesting. So this girl is a Christina and she was on Flip or Flop with her husband.

Oh, yeah. Then they got divorced and he remarried Heather Ray from selling sunset and she got married to this other guy and had a little boy named Hudson and then they got divorced. She and aunt, aunt, that's her ex. He is now dating Renee Zellweiger. Oh, not anthic comedian. No, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt,

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But I've also talked about, like, the fact that, any kind of show, reality or regular show, there are the rules of how much the kid can work. Yeah. But except on TikTok and YouTube, parents can just fill in their kid 24-7. Exactly. And never tell them that they, and tell them,

no, you have to do this. Well, and this is like, so she does a renovation shows, right? So that's a reality show, but it's not as if she's on a housewives feature. You know, something like that, where I could see the parent that has nothing to do with that. It's like, I don't really want her in all this drama or whatever. I don't like it in all this drama.

Right. True. We're more it's like, it's, the kids just there when I'm painting a wall. Or they show her at home and she's like, you know, whatever, making cookies with them for a little bit, just to show that little like domestic side of her. Yeah. It seems a little bit less. And then also you're, by doing that now, the kid spends, ends up spending less time with her. Yeah, like it seems a little bit less. And then also you're by doing that now

the kid spends ends up spending less time with her because at least she can film some stuff with her kid. Yeah. If the kid can never be there, then that's taking time from their time together. I mean, I agree that a parent should have to agree on something like that because it is there are minors. So never know it's like but how they're gonna feel about it when they grow up or whatever like I know people always make give Mary Kate and Ashley Olson a hard time for not wanting to act later in life but it's like but they were babies they didn't decide to act someone made that decision for them so and they're billionaires why do they want to go and be on

some stupid reason self-tape a fucking audition in their room and hope for a job, not that I'm bitter about that. But I would say the only thing about this, that's funny is, they're not funny, but is like the guy seems to be drawing more attention to it by posting articles. Well, he said, he's like, I want my child to stay private, but that's why I've created a law called Hudson's Law.

The boy's name. Oh, wow. for kids like, so they don't have to be in their parents' reality shows. Right. And she's like, you're such a... The reason I think he's being hypocritical is they met, I think he was somewhat featured on the show as like a contractor or something.

Okay. And they met and, you know, I'm sure if they were together, he wouldn't have a problem with the kid being on the show. Right. And that's what always happens. And I'm sure if they were together, he wouldn't have a problem with the kid being on the show. And that's what always happens. It's like, oh, let me inconvenience your life. Let me make it harder. And then also, I don't want the world to see you in a loving mom situation.

So then, like with a Brandy Glanvell, who's on Beverly Hills, her ex, and he's Sibrion never let the boys be on it. So then, anytime she filmed real housewives, it was just her getting drinks and running around. Yeah. Because you couldn't see her being funny and interesting as she made talk us for her boys. Right.

So it's like, you know, you can see both ways, but it's sort of the pet. But I did see Leanne Rhymes and Eddie Sibri and at Casa Vega a couple weeks ago when my mom was in town Just the two of them. They were with a group yeah for a birthday party of some kind and then I looked on her Instagram and saw that it was like a And it was a friend of hers or something, but I was sitting with my mom Yeah, and I saw Leanne Rhymes walk in and I whispered to my mom I go because my mom loves Leanne Rhy rhymes mostly from the country mostly from the mass to singer Honestly big fan And in comes land rhymes and I so I said to my mom I go there's land rhymes and as

Lee and rams is here like as loud as she can say hi No, she's totally shit. I know. I don't know for sure She heard her but I don't know how she can be very happy. I know I know I know I've to be I propped by like a nice woman. I feel like if she was sitting by herself before anyone else got there I might have been like my mom's a big fan come you know But it was a big group of people so that didn't seem appropriate But I'm sure she heard my mom's screamer name at the top of her lungs. Yeah, that was a fun story. Sorry. No, that is good I don't know anywhere. Well no wait, so

Okay, there's this other kid that I follow. Uh-huh. And I think it's a lot of the mom telling him what to say. Oh, okay. It's okay. He's very cute. He dances. And he, like, says sassy things. And he's kind of growing up.

So I saw this one on TikTok last night and it felt so scripted. It was like the mom takes the camera and she goes, why don't you want to go to school today? And he goes, I don't. I want to just sing and go get my nails done and go to the salon and go to the fiance concert. Meaning, Beyonce, but like mispronounce it.

But he's a little old to me from mispronouncing it. So I was like, oh, sorry, I was like, love it, he's so cute, that's me, that's my spirit, I don't know, blah, blah. And then I came across this one that said, honestly, tell me if this is scripted or not. Did you guys coach him in the car? And then someone said, he is coached

every waking minute, it's so obvious. It's his mom who wants to be noticed She just uses him to do it. I just feel like in the beginning it was natural and now it's more of a planned vids Inscript, you know, I agree with that because I feel like and I mean I haven't seen this particular one But you see that all the time right where some a kid will the someone will be driving or and they'll say something in the Kittle say a who says the F word or something great. And then, and everyone acts all surprised, but then, and then two videos later,

they're doing the same thing, but like in longer sentences and all the sudden, you're like, all right, was the first one even real? Or were you, you know, acting, like coaching him and then, oh, this will be hilarious on TikTok. One time he said the effort in the house, so now we're gonna make him say it, well, I'm driving and do this.

And you know, it's like, I just think people with the constantly have like a fucking phone in their kid's face, like stop it. Get a real job. Like what is wrong with you? We're on Hudson's law. I know.

Maybe that's why, I mean, that's why I kind of was like, I kind of see, I kind of see it all. Like, you know, because it's like, but I see it all, like, there was that one girl, there was like this one kid that you just know that the girl's being fed all the lines. Like it was too like, let me tell you about my day. I was shook, and I was like, why are you doing that? You know, and I was like, oh, come on, it's cut in half. So it's like, literally, the mom is saying, and now shake your head and go, oh, because she, she know what she's talking about. Like, you know, and it's literally, it's Shirley Temple. It's like, you are made, you are basically

doing what they did to Shirley Temple. And You're putting like adult things for her to say, looking like a little kid to get like these views. And hoping some like either this sponsor or someone will offer a movie role. Yeah, or just viral and then you get enough, you know, you get enough following that you're like, you know, and then it's like, who do you think, you know, really you have like 18 million followers for a six year old girl. Do you think all 18 million of those are just other moms that think your daughter's cute? Yeah.

Or is it fucking creepy? Yeah, it gets creepy, yeah. Yeah, like it's just like, I don't know. But I was kinda excited to see this comment because I'm like someone followed out. Why the only one that sees it is, I'm not gonna write it, but like, and I still can get it. You need a TikTok burner account so you can go.

I still think it is like naturally talented. I just am like the sassy lines and stuff is annoying because I've seen it where the kid is like, okay I'm done and like it's still on the video. Right. Like it's like, oh yeah, okay I'm done. Yeah. Totally and you see it you're like, okay, I'm done. And like it's still on the video. Right. Like it's like, oh yeah, okay, I'm done. Yeah. Totally, and you see it, you're like, whoa.

Like you should have cut that a little bit closer because we just saw how like, are we sick of being and making you do like 20 takes? Yeah, I'd like to show you more and then you get your sweet tart or whatever, you know? Anyway, so that was kind of juicy. Taylor Swift, I saw this where this girl talks about how Taylor Swift, everyone hated her in high school, and then she was getting some award and she invited like all these people that hadn't talked to her since she like made it and they went and then the girl, they

realized like, oh, this was her ultimate fuck you. She actually invited the high school grade or whatever to come see her and get this award to be like, like first they thought it was really sweet. Right. And they're like, it's so nice that she invited us because we all handed her guts. Like, all right, let's go. And then they realized, no, that was her ultimate. You know what? Good for her.

I loved it. Yeah. Yeah. If I'd love to invite, there's some people I'd like to invite to some things. Just tell them to watch juicy scoop and be like, I fucking made it. There you go.

Exactly. Um, okay. Oh, also, also they said that she was holding her, her, her, people are making a big deal that she was holding her pen wrong in one of her videos. They could, in the wrong hand or just like a weird hand. I think I, where is the hand? I mean, here it is.

Like in a weird way. Yeah. Oh. That's a weird way to write. But you know what, when I was younger, I was holding it wrong for a long time. And then I was in my classroom and this lady like came to observe the class. And she looked down at me and she was like, these kids don't

even know how to hold a pen right. I remember thinking that is kind of embarrassing. I guess I have to do it the right way. But now I'm trying to figure out how you're supposed to hold it. I don't even think kids, kids don't even know how to like sign their name anymore. Like no one learns cursive. Right. So I don't, I don't think it's weird that, know how to like sign their name anymore like no one learns cursive right so I don't I don't think it's weird that well she's a little old not to I mean she's from an era that they taught you how to hold a pet right But I mean I definitely just not really writing and she's just not actually I definitely think there's probably kids that don't know how to hold a pencil right Oh this I didn't think you would enjoy There is a restaurant

in London that is not Chinese food, it's like normal Italian food, like ravioli's chicken, no utensils. You're right, I don't like this, I don't like this one bit. First of all, pasta with your hands, he's eating, he's eating, he's eating, he's the big thing of pasta. He's eating pasta with the hands, noodles, ravioli's where they take a ravioli and scoop some sauce around it with your hands. He's eating his, he's eating his big thing. He was eating pasta with the hands and noodles.

Ravioli's where they take a ravioli and scoop some sauce around it with the hands. And you're supposed to eat with your hands and that's the whole fun of the Gord of the Restaurant. And it kind of looks like family style in this situation. It looks like a few people are doing it. Well, he was feeding his girlfriend like spaghetti and stuff like that. No, I mean, come on. First of all, everyone's hands are disgusting at this point. Like, just, we all know you gotta wash your hands. And that's fine.

You can, you know, you can eat pizza with your hands, wash your hands, I guess, things like that. But when don't, it's a whole different thing. You got your fingers in your mouth. No, so we're like in the post-COVID world. Like, we're going completely opposite. Like, it used to be, you know, handwipes, separate things, like all this stuff.

And now people are like opening restaurants where like grab your food with your dirty, disgusting hands, like no one cares. Like what about those big tables that are like, have you seen those big nacho tables that people do now? Oh. Would they just throw the food on a table

and you're supposed to like, I watched a woman at one of the, they had like, it was, I forget where I was, but they had like one of those giant things of nachos, like the family, you know, and it was like five people at a table, they were next to me, and I swear to God,

I could not stop focusing. I almost went James Corden on all of them because they were, the girl was putting her eating her nachos, but yes, you do eat with your hands, I understand, but that's different than actually having to put all your fingers in your mouth to get past him, right? But she's eating with her hands, I understand, but that's different than actually having to put all your fingers in your mouth to get past it. Right.

But she's eating with her hands, and then licking each finger, and then going back in and eating the nachos, and everyone at the table is just no one's saying anything. And they're eating it too. So recently you've been out, you've sent, seen Leanne Rhymes,

you see people eat with their fingers nachos, but Chris told me the juiciest thing that happened. Oh, I saw Mr. Bick. Yeah. Yeah, at Pan Zinella. Tell. He was, he was, it's not a really a good story, but he was, he was like two seats over from me.

He came in. I was sitting at the bar. It's a restaurant in Sherman Oaks. I'm going to go on TikTok and tell this story. And he, he came up in order to drink and then another guy met him. And then I looked over at him because I just was like, oh, that looks like Chris Noth.

And then I did a double take and thought, oh, that actually is him. Yeah. And then he looked back at me. It felt like he wanted me to recognize him. It felt like he wanted wanted me to say something like maybe he's looking for people to be like Hey, you know, yeah a little accolades or something since he Has been yeah, so right so I But I didn't I didn't get killed off because of the zacky station

The accusations came after I think but they were supposed to be flashbacks with him. Right. Yeah, he died in the first episode anyway, right? Yeah. So, but anyway, it just felt like, his energy, if I was reading it correctly, which I'm going to say was on my TikTok later, was that he wanted me to say something.

I'm so glad you brought that up because I was reading comments about myself. In a meme TikTok that someone said about me and so of course I was reading the meme comments. Don't do that. And this one girl said, I was at Sephora in Calabasis and she was there, meaning Heather McDonald.

And she looked at me and smiled like she wanted me to recognize her, but I didn't. Ha ha, like mean happy face. First of all, you did recognize her, you done bitch, because you just wrote that you saw her at Sephora. She wanted me to say something or something. I'm like, I go, sorry, I wrote back and I go, oh, I'm sorry that while I was shopping for makeup, we had eye contact. And I smiled. I'm sorry that I had eye contact with you and smiled. Do you know before I ever got on TV, I was going and shopping and occasionally had eye contact with other humans. Yeah. And looked at them in the eye and smile.

I always smile at people. It's because you want them to go up and say, are you Sarah Colona from Juice School? I want them to say, are you Heather McDonald? I want them to get it wrong. No, I mean, of course you smile when you make eye contact with someone. Like, I grew up in a town where we waved at people

who drove by, whether and then and people were like, what I'm saying, I mean, yeah, was Chris Noth wanting you to recognize him or was he like, just smiling because you were a cute blonde at a bar? Well, I guess that's a good point. He was maybe, but he didn't really, it wasn't, I can't explain it to him. I'll have to do it on my TikTok,

but it felt like he was like, you know, like kind of in it, it wasn't like a smile or a, it felt like, yeah, it's, it is me. Yeah, yeah, you want something out of this? I don't know, that's what I'm just making this up. And he could have just been innocently trying to have a dinner at Pansanella. Like you were having a nice polite conversation

or a nice polite interaction at Sephora, and you weren't trying to get recognized. And this girl was like, but I wasn't gonna give her that satisfaction. So do you think I left Sephora going, God, I wish that girl would have walked up to me and asked her a photo? Well, I think that's how Chris Noth left Panzenella.

I think he was like, gosh, I wish that blonde curly headed lady who kind of resembles Air Jessica Parker's hair. Maybe that's why he was like gosh, I wish that blonde curly had a lady who kind of resembles the aerogesica parkers here. Maybe that's why he was looking at me thought I was her for a second, thought I was ignoring him. This is a disturbing, but there's something kind of interesting about it. This is Randall Emmett, who is engaged to Lala Kent from Vanderpump.

They broke up because he was cheating, which was, you know, there were evidence of it. They're in a custody battle with a child this girl Amber Shit, what did I say your name? Childers? Amber? Childers. She was in you the so you in Netflix She's an actress. She has two children with him and was married and divorced from him she Just she has two children with him and was married and divorced from him. She just filed to get a restraining order, which they have a... they're gonna hear her case November 14 against Randall, because in corresponding... this is all in the only times. So she corresponds with Randall being like Randall. I just heard from the school and our oldest daughter's been late a bunch of times where you

were responsible to getting her there. You know, can we talk about it? And according to her and the LA Times, he then somehow this email came back to her and it was like a correspondence between Randall and Randall's attorney that they didn't realize she was like on it. Oh boy. And he said, and the attorney said something to the point of when can you get some real money together so we can make this problem go away.

And this is not good for your girls. And something to that effect. Right. So, very chilling to Amber, like, what do you mean? Make it go away. Make it go away. Me go away, like, physically, or you're gonna, like, plant something on me, or make me look like a bad mom, or does he just mean like, we need more money to, like, go after her. And it's a good way.

So, it was not, it was not, what happens with the restraining orders you go, and you ask for an immediate restraining order, and they sometimes they say, yes, it was not, what happens with the restraining orders you go and you ask for like an immediate restraining order and they, and sometimes they say yes, sometimes they say no, there is not enough hearing you're complaint, but we'll, we'll have a hearing about it. Sometimes they do a temporary one, which then right away you get it. And then you still go back a couple weeks later, where then the person can defend themselves saying, I don't wanna restrain anywhere against me because having a restrain anywhere against you,

it isn't good. Right. So it's like you don't normally want that on your record because sometimes I was like, what do the people care, just stay away from her, you know, whatever. But this is a big mess because he's in a child custody situation.

Right, and so it looks like that. But I mean, I'm like pretty scary. I mean, pretty bad attorney. I was gonna say on top of it, I would be like, you were an attorney to can't figure out who all is on the email chain. But I mean, and who you, like, who is this attorney of yours? And what are you guys talking about? She was just merely saying, like, the kid is coming to school late.

Right. I only had to be like, put out your pass. But now she has that. Yeah. Now she has that to take school late. Right. I only had to be like, put out a pass. But now she has that. Yeah. Now she has that to take to court and say this is, you know, that's not gonna, like this is an email that he wrote. I mean, it's gonna help in that whatever,

if she's not happy with her custody situation, it's gonna help her. Yeah. Be seen as like, to the judge, like this is what the fuck I'm dealing with. Now I'm scared shitless and like, you know, that they are angry with me and are going to willing to do whatever.

Yeah, that's a bad reply all on his end. Last thing I want to share is, have you heard about the Fox Eye treatment? Yes. Well, don't get it. No. This girl said, I got the viral Fox Eye lift and the pain was so bad I wanted to die.

So what it is, it's what allegedly Bella Hadid got, right? And so it like lifts your eyes so that you look like a little fox and so just pulls it up and takes it. But it's a lot of young girls are doing it. It's like different than when people are aged age get like a little lift or whatever and it's to really kind of give you this like modely look and anyway it healed a little bit but she still has these huge dense in the side of her eyes and she really didn't need it at all but no but look what they that I mean who did it her? She said she got a good deal.

Well, yeah, first of all, if it's on Groupon, don't go get it, don't go get your Fox I live. Do not get your groupon. Yeah, do not exactly. She only paid $2,000. I mean, it looks like, I mean, it looks like she just went to someone's house and they were like, yeah, I'm not gonna do it.

Yeah, poor thing, but I mean, at least she's telling people, so maybe people listen to her or not do it. Yeah, poor thing, but I mean, at least she's telling people so maybe people listen to her or not do that. I just don't think this is a good trend. No, I don't need that. Especially for young girls. The other thing that allegedly people believe that Bella had to do other people get

is this thing called buckle fat, have you heard of that? No. Where you're like a young girl and you have like a little round fat face but you wanna look like an anarchicxic model they take the fat out of your cheeks And so then you have that like and then the fox and then you're like that But the problem is then I think once you get older and that fat's gone What happened you look old yeah, you do it. It's a young looks 40. She looks attractive

But she looks 40 like you do it so young and then all of 40. She looks attractive, but she looks 40. Like you do it so young, and then all of a sudden, and then that fat, like would have gone away anyway, and now you're like sunken and sunken in probably. I don't, wait, I can't picture her face right now, but I mean, I've just seen in January. Right, right. Like I'm all for people doing whatever they want.

Right. But when it's not too young, because you don't know what your face is gonna turn into. That's my advice too, is just be careful to girls with the too young, getting stuff not too young because you don't know what your face is going to turn into. That's my advice too is just be careful to girls with the too young getting stuff done too young. Yeah and don't get it as a deal. Don't get a two for one. Definitely not. So Sarah you are back on the road doing stand up tell me where your shows are. November 3rd through the 5th. I will be at the Louisville comedy club in Louisville. And then after that two weeks after that, I'm in Fort Wayne, Indiana at the Summit City

Comedy Club. And then second week of December at Spokane Comedy Club, all of that is on SarahColona.com. Please come see me. Thank you. And I have shows still left. On November when you're in Louisville, I will be in Houston and Dallas doing live juice competition with Justin Martin. Sorry, didn't mean interrupt you, sorry, go ahead. Yes, I mean, if you have it, but I don't think there's many tickets. There's only, there's a handful of tickets

or maybe a little bit more, but there's some tickets left for the only, there's a handful of tickets, or maybe a little bit more, but there's some tickets left for the Dallas because there's a second show. Second show Dallas, there's some tickets left over. Houston I think is sold out. And then I've got Chris, Boston, Philly, and DC. And I think there's Philly, there are single seats only, but let me, listen to me, Philly people.

You will have a fun time. And even if you go to front, wanna go, just buy two single seats, I'm sure people will accommodate you. It's a juicy scoop crowd, it will be fun. Because other than that, then you won't be able to come. So get the seat, go alone, or whatever.

Go buy yourself to a show, it's fun. I know, the crowd is so fun. Everyone will embrace you. It's fine. And then I have two shows in DC on Saturday the 19th. And then that's it for a while for me. Oh, taking a little break from the road? Just a little. Yeah, you need one.

This has been. It seems to be like a fun tour, but it's been a long time. It's fun. But yeah, then I'll do more in 2023. But get my groove on for the holidays. That's right. Sarah, follow you. Tell my groove on for the holidays. That's right. Sarah, follow you. I tell them about your podcast. Yes. Follow me at Sarah Colone on Instagram. I don't know why I said that.

But my podcast is, are you my podcast? Right now we do Married at First Site, which is still on for the next couple of weeks. And then after that we do other fun stuff. And as always, juicy scoopers get 20% off on my stadium compliance and concert comply at Bagline. If you haven't checked it out, it's clutchwomen.com. And it's called juicy scoop for 20% off. Yes, I have a cute black one that I wore the other day because I was going out to the USC.

Yeah, and I almost forgot, because I've been so long since I've gone to a show. And the black and gold looks good with the USC. Yeah. And I almost forgot, because I've been so long since I've gone to a show. And the black and gold looks good with the USC gear. It's all good. And they don't hassle you at all. That's right. This is the right size.

You know who I'm seeing on Saturday that I'm going to bring my clutch to? Jizzel. No. Harry Styles. I'm so excited. I'm going to the Harry Styles concert. Oh.

And you were like, actually, you can't get in. No, I'm going to the concert. And you need the right size back for it. Oh, you and you're like actually, no, no, I'm going to the concert and it's and you need the right size back foot. Oh, I thought you were like getting bring him one because you know, he's kind of like, like, where is girl's style? I would love for him to wear what? I'll try to throw one to him on stage from my second row upper level seats,

but not sure it'll make it. Oh, we got how fun. I know. So golden, la, la, la, la, la. Love it. I love him. I'm just gonna have I love him. I'm not gonna be such a good show. Yeah, where is he playing at at the forum? Oh fun Yeah, are you going with Chris? No, I'm going with my husband. Oh, thank God. Yeah, okay