Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Kim Zolciak Divorce! Vanderpump's Sandavol Concert, Britney's Tell All

Episode Date: May 9, 2023

I am going on tour! Get tickets at https://heathermcdonald.net/ Former RHOA Kim and Kroy Biermann are divorcing! They also owe 1.1 million to the IRS. I advise Kim on what to do next with her career and why she filed. I hung out with Jax Taylor and got some scoop. Tom Sandavol performed to empty seats and sang, "Raquel is not for me." Meghan Markle just happens to find paparazzi on her walk while Harry was at the Coronation. Tiger Woods' ex-girlfriend is now suing him for sexual harassment. Kanye is ripping off Spanx. RHOA premiered. The Oscars have new rules for being nominated. Chris Brown and Usher fought after roller skating. Jenny Craig is closing stores. Britney's book is on hold as her A list exes send lawyer letters to the publisher. Get extra juice on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop/posts https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen in, Lucero! Woo-hoo! And a McDonald! Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. Breaking news. Just happened as we were about to record Kim Zolziak-Berman. From Real Housewives of Atlanta, she anda have been married for a number of years now.

I think about 11 years they've been married. She has filed for divorce. This morning, someone sent me the actual documents that were filed from the IRS against them, saying that they owed $1.1 million. And it was from a different account. And I was like, I don't know if I'm going to totally cover this yet. Then of course, TMZ picked that up. They absolutely owe this kind of money.

It's from taxes that they haven't paid, unpaid interest, penalties, all adding up to $1.1 million that they owe the IRS for and that goes back from as far back as 2014, 15, 17, 2018. They also owe the state of Georgia 15,000 for you know, state tax. So anyway, as I was getting ready to do the show, I was like, wow, I don't wanna predict that someone's not gonna make it, but I'm like, I predict that they're not going to make it. I had a couple thoughts before the news broke about,

you know, it broke at like 11 today on Monday, that she, in fact, filed for divorce and said that their date of separation was April 30th, and that there is no way they can back get back together. She called it like an irreversible, I can't remember, irreconciled a bit differences, but it was something like that. It was just like we're done.

Nothing too specific, but she's asking for physical and soul custody of the kids. And that's all the details that TMZ have right now. So when I heard about the $1.1 million, my first thought was, you know, maybe real house I've Atlanta will have her come back. They've asked she by charade to come back. Other people have come back from that show, possibly for sure. Me one day come back. That is where she got her start. She and NeNe, you know, if Neenie ever going to come

back, however, Neenie turned out to be a real problem for Bravo because she was suing Bravo and they eventually settled out a court, but she was saying that Bravo kept her from getting all these other opportunities after she left the show to go and be on Ryan Murphy's shows, which then that didn't last. And she was ugly. Then when she tried to come back, she said, Oh, candy gets all these spin-offs and I don't. And she accused Bravo of, you know, being or certain cast members being racist, including Kim. She included her in there. And Kim stayed silent about the whole thing. Bravo really tried to keep this whole thing under wraps and then eventually it was over with and it was settled. I believe there's something settled and they just

didn't want to address where any of these accusations were really coming from and if they were found at all. So now, do you have any guys on background on Kim in case you're just like, I didn't never watch that show. I don't know what you're talking about Heather. I interviewed her and she's a fascinating character. So Atlanta started many, many years ago, they were the third franchise to come. I believe, yes, it was, they were either second or third, but it was OC, then New York,

and then Atlanta and then New Jersey, all around the same. And they were like, those are the four main ones that have lasted and have all around the state. And they were like, those are the four main ones that have lasted and, you know, have stayed to the long. And Kim was there and she was a single mother with two girls. I wanna say they were maybe like 11 and nine at the time. And she was a single mother

and we really didn't know much about anything except that she had this guy named Big Papa. And he'd buy, we'd see that she was that he'd buy her a Range Rover and she was like, thank you, Big Papa. And he'd buy, we'd see that she was that he'd buy her Range Rover and she was like, thank you, Big Papa! And she'd like smoke cigarettes and no one could believe that she was like 27 at the time. She is only 44 now and the girl's been living

the longest life. So she was on the show for many years and then she meets Troy. He's actually, they go to some like ballroom dancing thing for an Atlanta charity and he is a football player and he is doing ballroom dancing for the charity and she's like, who is that? Like, it's the best ass I've ever seen.

They fall in love immediately. She goes to a psychic who is like, you're going to have a baby boy and she's like what she keeps going to this old lady psychic And then the lady also said you're going to have twins and you're gonna have another girl and everything Anyway, when the boy is one for a junior he is now 11 They get married in this lavish wedding in which she kicks her mom out of the wedding marrying this lavish wedding in which she kicks her mom out of the wedding. It kicks her off the property because there were like outhouses or something for the guest to go to the bathroom on their property.

And the mom was like, I'm the mother, I'm going to go in the house and go to the bathroom. And she was like, that was it. Like I'm sick of my mom. Maider leaves, you saw it on camera. His parents were not invited to the wedding because he said that my parents did not approve of Kim. According to when I interviewed her a few years ago, they have no relationship with his parents. She then goes on to have another baby

who is Kane, who's 10. And then they had the twin boy girl twins, who are nine. And of course she has Brielle, who's now 25, and Arana, who's 21. So, then they get their own show, and people really like watching, and she'd call them the littles and everything, and they're kind of fun.

It went on for many years, but it has been canceled. She then started a podcast, and I remember she was gonna have a live show, and then that was canceled. She then started a podcast and she was going to, I remember she was going to have a live show and then that was canceled. Anyway, she came to do my show and I was very excited to like get the juicy scoop from, from her about her life. And she did reveal a lot that we never, that was always confusing. One was that the girls, Brianna, Brielle and Ariana never knew that they had two different dads. Brielle thought her dad was the Ariana dad and it wasn't.

And somehow somebody revealed that either her parents or somebody once she became a public figure and that really pissed her off. So that was pretty juicy. I remember that. But one of the things about it was to accommodate her because my office here is in Woodland and that really pissed her off. So that was pretty juice, I remember that. But one of the things about it was to accommodate her because my office here is in Woodland Hills and she was having to come here for press or do her podcast here or something. And then she was going to fly out and we were DM each other and she's always really sweet

in correspondence with me and wanting to come on the show. And now she had a podcast. So it behooves people that have a podcast to come on the show. And you know, she had a podcast, so it behooves people that have a podcast to come on the best podcast, my Tuesday scoop. And I make everybody very likable when they come on my show. It's just one of my gifts from God. If you hate them, listen to my show

because you probably find something that you like about her. Anyway, so I said let me get a hotel room to do the show so that you guys won't be late going back to the hotel. I get the hotel room. I pay for the hotel and I'm waiting for her. We set up the whole thing with the cameras and the mics and everything. And I go, okay, we're waiting at the hotel. We're in room 929.

She's like, oh, honey, I don't do elevators. And I'm like, what? Don't you know, like don't you know I'm terrified, I'm terrified of elevators. Everyone knows that. I'm like, fuck, I didn't know that. I mean, I just, I mean, I obviously watched the shit out of the shows. I don't remember the elevator thing. I'm like, well, you have such a good body. I'm sure that you can do nine-stine levels of stairs. And she's like, honey, no, no. I'm like, what about Troy? Could you, could you like piggyback or something? You know, I'm like, no.

So now I'm like, oh shit, you know, I've already paid for the hotel, and when I'm saying, I run down stairs to the lobby person, and I'm like, oh shit, I've already paid for the hotel, and when I was thinking, I run down stairs to the lobby person, and I'm like, is there any place in the restaurant or something that would be quiet enough that we could do it? They put us in this weird conference room, we set it up, it's just like all black. And they come.

She doesn't drive either or something. She gets, she gets, no, she needs corded drive. She can't be in a, like an Uber, where she'd be in the back seat, because otherwise she gets motion sickness or whatever. So anytime they travel, for I has to rent a car instead of using a driver, and he has to drive her. So I'm like, God, this guy is like the nicest guy, right?

So she comes and she's very nice and I think we have this great interview and then Brielle shows up and I do think Brielle looked a lot different than what I'd seen in her photos and she just had her makeup done and it was like kind of a lot of makeup. Anyway, they were heading back to go to some party,

something they're going back to Atlanta. Brielle was very nice as well. I'm happy with the interview. My God, it was a lot of effort. All great. This was like before I did YouTube, but I would show clips and things of the show. So, we put up the episode

and we cut a small clip of us talking. There was a camera like filming us, right? She writes me such a mean note of like how dare I throw up a video of her without, there was no discussion that we would film this, there was no like talking about it. So unprofessional of you and everything and her person wrote me, I immediately like take it down

and I'm like, I'm so sorry. I thought you looked beautiful, but I totally get it. If like you're not gonna approve it, now I know to tell everybody we film it for YouTube. Don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube people. And now we do that, now people know and most people understand that even if it's not being filmed on shows that they do,

chances are it's going to be on Instagram or something. So be aware it looks slightly cute, but she did. She was like completely done up, wig the whole thing. Anyway, I also remember that each wig cost $7,000 when she was big with Big Pappa and she would like throw them away after a week. So while she was with Troy, we saw in her Instagram, which is very popular, she had a she would brag about all her businesses. I have seven businesses. I have multi million dollar businesses. She had like this makeup and skincare with her daughters very much

like let's do a business with the daughters like the Kardashians did. And I thought she was always really good at hawking her stuff. I thought she'd explain it well, I thought she was good at that. But we've heard in the last year that they're foreclosing upon the house, and then she would show the house and be like, hey haters, this is my house, it's not foreclosed upon. I am living in it, and I will live here until I choose that to not live here anymore, because I don't like it anymore.

And like, so what you're trying to make, and then it's very confusing, which is why I didn't cover that, it that much, because I'm like, hey, is it the first mortgage, is it the second mortgage, is it something that could be refinanced, like I don't wanna get involved in people's finances that much.

And so what? But now that it's all out there on TMZ and just getting divorced. So when I heard that they had the financial issues, I was like, this is what she should do. What would be really interesting and raw is, oh, also the girls, Brielle and Ariana, which she told me, oh, when we interviewed, our round it was a senior. And she said, oh, she wants to go to, um,

she's very smart. She wants to go to USC or UCLA. I don't know if she went to college. I know that that Ariana and Brieena were trying to Brielle. Sorry, Ariana and Brielle were coming out here and they were putting it out that they were going to get their own reality show. Maybe they did a pilot. A lot of things are presentations where you just get with a production company. They hire a couple of people to follow you around. They put together a sizzle reel. You do a couple of pitch meetings. I've done it before.

And then they're like, this is what the show would be. Are you going to, and you know, Brielle, take West Hollywood and Kim comes to visit and oh my god, there's funny things. I do think, from what I've heard from Bravo producers, is it is interesting, but oftentimes when people are on Bravo for a long time, other reality shows, like whether it's selling sunset or something or buying Beverly Hills Netflix, TLC, whatever. They often don't want the person that was one time best known for being on Bravo in a long

series. In a one-off, yes. In a one-series competition show, traders, a big brother, yes, those Bravo stars will absolutely work. But it's kind of hard to get a whole nother show going if it's not on Bravo and it's not like a direct spin-off. That's what I've noticed as a viewer and what I've talked to production people. So I don't think that went, that was going to go. They have all these financial situations and I'm like, what they should do is they should show a show of them truly downsizing. And this is before either getting divorced. And I'm like, she's got a cook. They, you know, have to learn how to fix things themselves. They can't buy all the luxury items all the time. Also, I think it's pretty

well written about maybe a legend that she enjoys gambling a lot. Well, that's a big problem too and I think when they had the RV show is a lot about her going to the casinos, but I think people have seen her and It's not necessarily a secret. Hopefully that's not the case. Hopefully she doesn't have a gambling problem because that's you know That's bad. But anyway, so If we could see a show about them truly downsizing from someone that, for the last 20 years, it's been all about labels and luxury and plastic surgery

and getting anything you want, having the hottest item, also seeing that maybe they're not getting invited to the hot parties anymore. I always remember she somehow went to a post-belone concert and was backstage and like took a photo with post and then like wrote this long thing and was like afterward we played beer pong and post-e won he always wins. As if like she and post-aloud, like there's no way I don't think that they've been hanging out for years. Like I think it was like one, someone in post camp was like, you know what, they're really nicer cool and he's like, sure, whatever, have them be back

today. If you all know post-along, like the nicest guy on earth. So I'm sure he was very pleasant and did they play being beer maybe? I don't know. And so, but that was also the famous line that she said where she wrote to John Legend and said, who does Brielle have to blow to get tickets to your show? And that also bled into a storyline of Real Housewives of Atlanta. So getting back to now that they're getting divorced. I'm not surprised they're getting divorced. I'm not surprised you're getting divorced. I think that they're obviously this would be a huge struggle in anyone's marriage if you're in this financial straits. You're going to be blaming each other for either overspending

or not handling the business or not letting me know that we're about to go into foreclosure or it was your dog to pay taxes or whatever. She can pull it to restitue dice and be like, I had no idea that was always quarry thing. Now, quarry is only 37. He was a professional football player but hasn't played in many, many years. He's been the, you know, very at home parent along with her and doing the reality shows and all their social media stuff. So I think he really doesn't have a way of bringing in any real money in the future. And I think that she likes to find her things in life. And they probably have been fighting because who wouldn't be when your life has changed this dramatically. And so she's done.

She's moved on. This isn't her first long-term relationship. I don't know if big papa's still around. He was a married guy. People speculated who he was. But she's 44, she's very attractive. She's got a good personality. I'm sure she can wheel in another one,

just like Erica Jane. I think go, go out there, make it happen. I bet she will have a better chance of getting a reality show now. I think that's way more interesting to see Kim being single, dating, financially, struggling, having to readjust her taste to know that this money isn't rolling in anymore. If I was a production company, I honestly would want to do a show with her because let's just see how real she can get. But if she's not going to be real and really share what happened and everything, then I

wouldn't want it. I don't need to see her drinking her wine in her red solo cup and smoking and talking how she's gonna get M sculpting every day. That's not, we are done with those storylines, okay? That is, that is so 2014, we do, do not care about that anymore. We would rather see something like this. So it is a family, hopefully, you know, the parents, they'll co-parent great and the kids will be okay. And we'll see. But I mean, she loves being famous. I highly doubt this is going to be the end that we care of her. And if, you know, it sounds like they're not going to be able to work it out being that

she filed. So I think it is probably done. And I'm guessing he is shocked. Do does he get back with his parents? What happens? And the only other thing that would be super juicy, that could really make everybody love her and go, wow, I can't believe you were going through this is if for a later on, much like the Kardashians pulls a Caitlyn Jenner. Just say, you know, something like that, that's what she was dealing with. Can you blame her, you know? Okay. I mean, we all, I mean, there was some interesting things

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This is in La Quinta, Palm Desert area. It's one of my favorite places. I love going there. It is old, young, and fun, and music, and just people are happy, and it's great. You can go for dinner. area. It's one of my favorite places. I love going there. It is old, young, and fun, and music, and just people are happy, and it's, it's great. You can go for dinner. You can go there late at night. Later at night, there's a long line. It is so fun. Jacks was there, and he, Jacks for Vanderpump, and, you know, I've known him for many years. He's come on the show, and he's coming back to Vanderpump. He is doing great. People love the peacock show that he and Brittany do

with a rewatch it. And hopefully we made plans for him to come on this show. And he looked great and smell delicious and had a very soft black t-shirt on. And both Brandy and I were probably a little too handsy with him. So I want to apologize to Jack's and Brittany and their son Cruz.

Okay, speaking of Vanderpump. So, Lisa Vanderpump, her restaurant pump will be closing. This is unfortunate, it's closing July 5th. It's been open for 10 years. I'm actually surprised it's been open that long because first there was Villa Blanca in Beverly Hills. That's been closed for three years and nothing has replaced it and they closed that restaurant because their reason was the rent was getting too high. They also had several public lawsuits of people that had worked there.

And, you know, I'm not even getting into those lawsuits, but that's just like, that's the problem of, you know, having restaurants and also your high profile person, your celebrity, you know, people are probably better. They weren't on the show. I don't know what the reasons where I'm not gonna get into something I didn't study before the show.

But then she opened up pump. I loved the menu at pump. I love the drinks at pump. But that what that place now, she said her landlord is raised her yearly rent up to a million dollars. That is, you know, just too much for her, according to her to run this restaurant. Now, I got a little tip off about this because I talked to her very good friend,

Lance Bass, who's my good friend too. We went to dinner and she was in their wedding. She'd marry them. I can't remember if she married them and they'll walk down the aisle. But anyway, when Lance married, Michael, I went to that wedding. And so she's a very good friend and I, we mentioned her and he said, you know, the doing the restaurants in Las Vegas, financially, just makes so much more sense.

And unfortunately, that is the case for California. Everything is so expensive here. And in Las Vegas, oh, she was a bridesmaid. So with, you know, what's great about Las Vegas being Nevada and also the way it's set up if you've ever gone to the restaurant, she has one in Paris and she has one in Caesars, I think it's a great marketing move.

It's in the middle of the casino. You go in, you have one delicious cocktail and maybe like some they only have like four menu items which means they don't need a big hot kitchen. They don't need a million people cooking there and you get the you know the gopals the goat cheese balls and maybe if you're like for Minnesota or something and you didn't never been to LA this is like a fun thing to do your staying at Caesar's why wouldn't you go and then you're gonna drink? So the turnover is really high. They don't even take reservations because they're like we know a bunch of chicks are just coming to get a photo. You got a $25 drink, you get $20, go go cheese balls, and then you move on. So it's like a very good financial move and it's Nevada and she's still going to keep, sir, they still

have Tom, Tom, Tom's and then she doesn't have a stake in shorts and sandies. So I think that is pretty interesting and yeah, it probably doesn't make sense. And also they're like older, it's just probably getting a lot. Nobody even works at the restaurant anymore to keep the show going. But of course the show is hot as ever. And Santa Vall was performing with his karaoke band. And people filmed it. It was not a sold out show. It was tons of empty seats.

And he announced while he was singing that it's been a month since he's had a drink. He had lightning bolts on his blazer that lit up like neon signs. That's significant because he and Raquel had the lightning bolt necklaces and in a preview of upcoming episodes we see Raquel with Charlie, who by the way Charlie's like barely been in this season. She was like new last season, whatever. And she is buying this lightning bolt,

Goal necklace and it's $750, which is expensive for Raquel, but she's like, you know, I gotta have it. And of course that's significant. So he's like playing to the audience, like look at these lightning bolts. And then he sings Stacey's mom. He changes it to Schwartz's mom,

because of course Tom Schwartz is his best friend. And so he sings Stacey's mom. He changes it to Schwartz's mom, because of course Tom Schwartz is his best friend. So he sings it like that. In there he goes, Rokkel is not for me. He changes the words and says Rokkel is not for me. Nobody knows where Rokkel is. Supposedly she's a mental wellness place working on herself, which we all agree she needs that. Again, my prediction is they will not stay together.

This will not continue. The less the fun, it's all worn off. Tom Santaval will stay on the show with his restaurant and his band and his friendship with Tom Schwartz and Raquel will not return to the show. That is my prediction, but I'm not always right. Sometimes I am, and sometimes I'm not. Also, Tom Schwartz, the other Tom, is in Australia right now. He posted being there. He's doing a show that's already being advertised called Stars on Mars.

I know Natasha Legero, who's a comedian in front of mine. She's on it as well. I don't think they go to Mars, I'm guessing they don't, but I guess they maybe simulate what life would be like on Mars. That I would do, but I don't want to, I actually never want to go to space. I really, I'm terrified of it.

I'm terrified of being lost. I will never forget that awful movie with, with Sandra Bullock. I can't remember. One time Sandra Bullock was like lost in space and she was like running out of air. Like I freak out when my like charger goes, when my phone is like down to 2%.

She, her like oxygen was out and she's like floating around and she has to try to somehow like get back to earth. And, and then also there was one, I don't know if she was with George Clooney anyway. I never want to be lost in space and I never wanna go to space and I never wanna wear a space outfit.

So don't invite me to anything like that. I don't care. Just wanna stay on Earth. Okay, let's get to the coronation, you guys. The coronation happened this weekend, and Princess Diana's butler, who just absolutely doors her, says that she believes that she was alive today, she would have outshown everyone,

and she would have been classy enough to also attend, which I totally agree. Okay, let me get to all the stuff about what happened. We know Meghan Markle stayed home. She and they somehow caught her on a, I'm gonna go back, I'm just gonna go through. Somehow miraculously, there were paparazzi waiting on a trail in Santa Barbara that she just happened to be on the day after the coronation.

So like, wow, what a coincidence, right? It's not like she called them or anything. So she didn't go, which is fine. And Harry went, but, oh wait, but first, this was the funniest thing. A tick-tocker, I don't know how it even got started. Conspiracy started that they thought that this man was her in disguise and that she was at the coronation

and they put the faces together and it did kind of like, kind of had a similar cute, kind of not huge nose. I couldn't, that was hilarious. The guy sens to Spoken. It clearly wasn't Megan Markle because we saw her on the hike in Santa Barbara. But that was funny.

As we know, Prince Harry came and he was, let me see, he was seeing there, you know what, a picture of Prince Harry. Okay, so here we go, Prince Harry. Now he didn't have a great seat because he was sitting with the cousins, Beatrice and the other one, and their husbands, Andrews kids and for these kids,

because he was sitting with the non-working royals. That's where you get seated. And also, I mean, let's face it. You know, he hasn't been really great to him this last year. He went there and according to a, um, according to a lip reader, they said that he allegedly, Prince Eric allegedly told Princess Eugene's husband that he is fed up with the way they treat me. It's not an ideal situation. They don't care. Then Jack, the husband said to him, I haven't time for that. Not if it's over. I don't know what that means. Then Harry said it's an

eventuality. So, the producers can get all right. Who knows? They also read Charles and Camilla. That was the other thing that she wasn't queen consort. She's just queen, bullblown queen, where side pieces and mistresses everywhere unite. She is your leader. It all makes sense. And they were saying, I can't see a thing with this crown. I can't look up.

He said, my crown is so heavy, but if I can't see anything, I'm afraid my crown will fall off because they both have their crowns on and his hands are very pudgy. It's really quite shocking. I don't if you always have those hands or if that like is something like weird thing with age but we did get glimpses of them even though he's tried very hard not to have them photographed. And so it was you know it looked to be like a fun thing. You know, there were, he had different people there. He had like a rabbi, not just the Bishop of the English

Church. He had like a few other religious leaders there. He had the gospel choir that sang for the Megan and Harry wedding. He had them return. And so, you know, and then Princess Kate was there with her, you know, with her kids. And then her daughter and the little one, Louie. What's the daughter's name? Charlotte and the little one. She was like his little keeper and everyone's like, oh my god, he's so amazing because he's just like doing like board faces and whatever. But he's like little. But George, he had, he wasn't with them because he has a special, yet a special thing that was going on because he's also in line for the crown. So yeah, maybe that's why Louie's doing the face. It's like, he's like, I'm the crown. So yeah, maybe that's why Louis doing the face is like,

he's like, I'm the spare. So anyway, I mean, Louis's probably never gonna be king, but anyway, so there, he did make a toast at the after party, King Charles made a toast to his grandson, Prince Archie's fourth birthday, and he said something like, to wherever he is. Well, we know where he is. He's at the set in a bar of, you know, bouncy house,

having fun. And so that was about it. Like, there was a concert, Lennel, Richie Katie Perry. And I mean, I really didn't, I wasn't like glued to my what was happening with it. I mean, we knew it was. And then Harry left right after. Of course, he's not going to hang around and have like tea sandwiches.

Like, it's totally awkward, but I think it's great that he went. And same thing with Megan, I said it before, I'm like, I think she just was like, probably is a juicy scooper. And was like, you know, I'm gonna take Heather's advice.

And I don't fuck with anyone that doesn't probably be wonderful. So I'm not going to the coronation. I don't need this shit. I'm going to call a paparazzi and they're gonna see me on a casual walk with my friends. And so there you go. And if you like that saying you can go to HeatherBritual.net and get all the merch along with whatever who cares, juicy scooper, I'm in the light. It's all right there in tanks, t-shirts, sweatshirts, any size you wish. So there you go with all the fun that was involved with, oh, also someone mode a large penis into the grass where the coronation was going to be. So, you know, I'll just some English humor. But you know know there's some people that are English that were like I can't believe the taxpayers have to pay for this but most people just

We're happy with the ceremony and liked it. It seemed like Okay But what I thought was interesting because everything always comes back to reality TV as you know in Real housewives of New Jersey, we've got Teresa who got some slack that at her wedding she was not inviting Melissa, her sister-in-law's parents or sister, well her dad has passed, but her not inviting her mom or her sisters to her wedding because she felt over the years they weren't supportive and they and like mean tweets and things like that.

And Melissa was like, but things have been also fine in the last five years and then Lui tried to invite her. I don't know what happened if she goes to the wedding or not. Probably not because we know that Melissa and Joe Gorgot don't attend. But at the coronation, I thought it was interesting that Kate, Princess Kate, middle-ten her sister, Pippa, got to go with her husband, and so did Kate's mom, which is totally appropriate, which I definitely want to thought, but also I don't think Pippa or Pippa's mom, whose mom to Kate was ever writing nasty tweets about King

Charles. So I'm just saying, you know, that makes more sense. Also Real Housewives of New Jersey, Louis Company is under investigation by this law firm. I don't really know too much about this one, but so he had this company in the last few years called Digital, Digital Meeting Solutions. He told me that it went public when his company went public,

like that weekend is the weekend that he met Theresa walking by his house and they, you know, were, he gave her his card and was like, please call me and she did and they've been together ever since and that was their cute story but unfortunately that for some reason this company is now under investigation of possible violations of state law by this law firm Lancy Prawn gay and Murray LLP. I so I don't really understand what this means

but people are thinking it's Jen Shawish. Also, I don't know that he has a very big role in it anymore, so I don't know if that it will even affect him that much, but people are concerned for them that it'll affect them in some way. Okay, now let me get to, ooh, okay. Tiger Woods, let me tell you about Tiger Woods. Remember this story. Now let me get to, ooh, okay. Tiger Woods, let me tell you about Tiger Woods. Remember the story. Tiger Woods was living with this woman for many years and then he said, why

don't you pack your bag and meet me on a trip and she got all excited and then his people were like, oh, we're waiting for you now. And she got a car and she took, you know, like maybe told her to pack for like two weeks. And then they drove her to an airport and they said, by, he broke up with you and you're never allowed to come back at the house. She is now suing for $30 million. That first the lawsuit was, she said, he promised me that even if we broke up I could live in this mansion for five years no matter what. And so based on how big the mansion is and what it would rent for in this and that, I'm suing for this amount of money. He's like, no, we're broken up and I kind of tricked you this way because I knew you'd never leave.

Now she is suing bisexual harassment. She's saying that she initially met him because he hired her to work at one of his restaurants. During the time that he hired her in 2014 or whatever it was, she's now saying he sexually harassed her on the job. Then in 2017, they started a romantic relationship in which then he had her sign in NDA. And she wants her lawyers want the NDA to not count because apparently there's some ruling that if sexual harassment or sexual assault is involved in NDA should not be honored. And since now we are saying she was sexually harassed because at one time she was an

employee of his, she should be able to say whatever she wants. And this NDA should not be held up in court. Then she said, I then was living with him. And while I was living with him in a romantic relationship, he was somehow still, it's her boss somehow and he's sexually harassed her then while they were living together. And so therefore she's suing for that. Anyway, she was $30 million and he said she's just a jilted ex-girlfriend and then the attorney said that's exactly what powerful men say

about women that say they're being sexual or harassed is that they're just a jilted ex-girlfriend. I mean, just I can't. Like you're so stupid, Tiger Woods, for getting involved with this chick. And also like, you know what, you're so stupid for ever cheating on your beautiful wife. And you know what she got you just slept with like 18 people from Rachel Oucatel to like a Denny's waitress. And you were like complete out of control. And anyway, his wife went on to marry another billionaire and she's still gorgeous.

So she got the last laugh. But like, ugh, what a nightmare. I do love seeing how much his little son is like him though. Little son is just like him when he plays golf and that's pretty cute. But other than that, there's nothing else cute about Tiger Woods. Okay. Kate Chastain had her baby from below deck. He's very cute little brunette boy. And he, a lot of people thought he looked like chef Ben, who was a big character on the show.

And at one time I think they worked together and people were like, could he be the father? And she made a response and she said, no, the only thing that my son has in common with any kind of chef is that they get a little fussy when around food or something like that. She was being funny. So blatantly denying that that's the father. We don't know who the father is

and we may never and that's not our business, but he's very cute. Chloe Kardashian, finally after nine months, revealed her son's name. It's Tatum Robert. Of course, we know Robert is the name of her dad who passed Robert Kardashian, also her brother, and she wanted to stick with the tea theme. That's all we know. Everyone was guessing what other name it would be. Would it be her daughter's true? Would it be truth? Would it be truth? Would it be who knows? Because Tristan is the tea. We haven't really seen his face, but he looks really cute from the side. They were celebrating Psalm who is for Kim's son's Fireman-themed birthday. And I guess there was some, something that showed his name on it, like a gift or something, and that was it.

So I don't know why they kept it a secret. I don't, I thought. Yeah, I guess I said because of like the show coming out. I get, listen, we talked about it. Now I'm reminding you that the show came out. It was all a good plan, good for you. But both the kids look really cute. So that's fine.

More disturbing was that Kanye was seen wearing a pair of spanks. He was wearing some spanks leggings. A lot of people said it looked like skims. Is that a cheater brand? Well, skims is a cheater brand of spanks. Spanks was the original. And now, yes, he is having some fashion show today Monday.

You'll see him to this Tuesday, but he's having some fashion show today. We don't know if it's happened. I'm sure it's not happened yet. And these spank Kanye, Yeezy Pats will be shown. these spank Kanye Yeezy Pats will be shown. And so the new craze is, if you're a man, you're gonna be wearing like tight leggings. And I don't know if you, you know,

if he's gonna make his girlfriend wear those face masks anymore, I don't know what's happening. But, you know, that's the look that's happening here. Real housewives of Atlanta premiered last night and I just wanna have a few thoughts about it. If you don't watch it, I just have some thoughts about it in general. Can he use a star of the show, as you know,

she's been married to Todd for a while and I have two kids. And right off the bat, Kenya comes in and she says, you know, I've been working so much and he's writing this movie and he wanted me to help him or he wants to be produced his movie. And I just don't know if I have the time for it and she kind of starts to cry about it. He doesn't think I'd give him enough attention.

And then Kenya is like, you need to make time for your man. Then they go home and while she's feeding the kids take out, he's sitting there pretending to have a meeting on the phone about his movie script. I just thought, you think that the scene from Vanderppump rules of Ken acting fake that Ken walking scuffling in and say I can't believe that scandal had Raquel in the heart of when Ariana was gone. All right, all righty then goodbye, goodbye Katie and then he left and everyone's like there's no way that you know Even if it wasn't taped after the scandal broke some people think it taped after the scandal I think that definitely he was told to go do that and we know like there was this article about

Real House as a Salt Lake City They were saying oh someone elite to page six that while they're filming with me and Lisa Barlow's friendship and this whole long thing. I'm like now they know that they need us to talk about the upcoming season before it comes out to get us excited about it because We heard that Leah from ultimate girl strip it because we heard that Leah from Ultimate Girls Trip, Tyled was throwing shit, elephant shit at her castmates, and then got kicked off the show. And that wasn't even true. She just got sick and was like barely in it,

and it was really boring. It was really boring. So I think they need us to talk about it. Like they need us to talk about how brandy, allegedly sexually assaulted Caroline, and we're like, we they need to talk about how brandy allegedly sexually assaulted Caroline and we're like, we all want to watch that real housewives of ultimate girls trip now because I'm like, I want to see what happened. But with this, I just felt these girls are professional Kenya and Candy they've done

this a long time and they're also entertainers, you know, throughout media prior to the show. And I think they're like, look, you know, throughout media prior to the show. And I think they're like, look, your storyline is that you and Todd, which is probably true, he feels like, I wanna get these things done. Also, let's talk about what I'm having going on on the show and you're not giving enough attention. And they're like, the quicker that we can get this out,

the quicker I can be done and I can take off my mic and you can move on. And it just feels very much like that. But there's a new girl who was like, she comes on and she's real extra and she's like, so I heard that Candy said that I said the Candy and our friends and I'd ever said that and she even looked up my Instagram like I Thought you were worldwide. Why is Candy looking on my Instagram? All right, you're candy. They're like, hey, do you know this girl Courtney? She's gonna be she's new. She's gonna be on the cast. She is

I don't know if I know her, but she looks sort of familiar Um, I don't know if I know her, but she looks sort of familiar. That was the whole thing. So then they go and have this party, which by the way, the new girl, Sanjay, I think is her name. She's the former Olympian. She throws a party that she spent $100,000 on. And we know this is her own money. This is not Bravo money.

She spent $100,000 on this beautiful party, Harlem night themed party. So like 20 themed outfits, really such a flattering party. So, and she's like, I, it's my house is birthday. I'm spending the 100,000. Meanwhile, she has nine people living in her house. Her parents, her sister, the sister's husband, who's now her assistant, their two kids, her two kids, that nine, I don't know, there's a couple more people. And I'm like, you're spending $100,000 on this party, but then I thought, you know what, it might be worth the investment because I remember someone also telling me from the Bravo world that the goal is to have the opening party of the season.

If you do that, then right off the bat, you're kind of putting yourself at the center. Usually a fight will happen at the party. They'll constantly refer to the party. It was your party. And I think the $100,000 party for this girl actually was wise to secure her a third season. Because you're not going to really make any money till you get to the third of the fourth season. So she convinced the nine people in her house,

we're going to have some ramen for a while. We're going to spend $100,000 on this party, and so there you go. So that's where the action happens. You know what? The scenes getting up to the party were a little dull. But, you know, Atlanta never disappoint disappoints and I'll be watching it. So there you go.

Kelly and Mark live with Kelly Mark is not live. It's been revealed by fans that realized that they weren't talking about anything topical except how often they had sex. And it wasn't even the night before because they have now revealed that they filmed multiple episodes two months in advance, even those called live with Kelly and Mark. I honestly don't think that's that big of a deal. They probably wanted to ensure that they have a nice, strong launch.

And being that mark is newer to the game and that he's co-hosted a lot even though they've been married for twenty five years or whatever. And there are probably like let's you know be able to finesse it and put out these better. Episodes but if they think these were the better episodes. With her recording him snoring and talking about how much sex I'm having. I'm like, good luck with it. But um, so that happened. Okay. Oh, one of my predictions, not totally correct. I will say, I definitely thought Amber heard would bounce back and be, you know, getting lots of rules and things. They believe that she has quit Hollywood and moved to Spain. Amber heard, she sold her house in Joshua Tree,

she's been there, she's now officially moved there, and she's pictured with her daughter having a wonderful time in Spain. This is the daughter who is allegedly wanna eat on musk kids. So maybe money's not an issue issue and that's probably all secret. If it is this kid of how much she gets, but she's in no hurry to get back to LA until the right role presents itself. But she does have two films on the horizon. So I don't know when

she filmed those films that they were before the trial or after. But we'll see. I mean, I think if you want to be considered for things, you got to be around and at the top of mind of people, maybe not in Spain, but maybe spending a year or six months in Spain or something, I think might be the wise choice. So Drew Barrymore, she dropped out in the MTV Awards, which was last night. A lot of people didn't go, and in fact, they scraped the whole red carpet. They went, she didn't attend, she was supposed to host it. She pulled out three days before to say, I'm not going to host it because I want to be in solidarity with the writers guild guild and when she won her award she thinks the writers, she said, I'm so honored, but it's not just I. There's no I in this acceptance speech. There's only we and us.

And special thanks to my three writers that are so incredible. And actually it was really cute. Of course it was done for her bathroom, keeping it real. Like, you know, you got the award. We're going to film it. Just do it for your bathroom. Just do it for your bathroom. Anyway, good for her. She's, you know, I like that she's supporting the writer's

guild. I think it was a great idea. Also, Lala stayed home from it. And I think a lot of other people did too. And I think it's important that there is some impact felt by other people did too and I think it's important that there's some impact felt by other people that are not writers to support writers in our industry. So good for that.

This was interesting. The Oscars now have rules for movies to be considered. So if you're putting together a movie and you believe it's Oscar worthy and that one day you're like this is an Oscar type script. This is wow. You know, it used to be that if you wanted to win an Oscar and you're a woman, you had to play a prostitute that always really helped or, you know, or somebody that had some type of mental handicapped. Well, now they don't want you doing that and everything. So how else are we going to get this Oscar? And now they have done the rules which are quite interesting.

So the 93rd annual Oscars. So they are doing, okay, they're saying you have to have basically 30% of the cast and in secondary minor roles from two underrepresented identity groups. Or a main storyline or subject that centers on underrepresented identity group, 30%. So at least one lead or significant supporting actor. So it's very confusing. But basically Irish people are not an unrepresented group. However, I guess a woman could be considered an unrepresented group, but not as an actress. Like maybe a woman in, like maybe there's not that many women who are grips or maybe there's not that many women that are like lighting people.

So then if you have a woman lighting person, then she could count as that person. But you also need, in your creative productive team, at least two heads of major departments, such as editing, director, makeup, hair styling, costuming, or sound, as well as many others, they need to be from an unrepresented identity group. So additionally, a minimum of one of these must be from a unrepresented identity group. So additionally, a minimum of one of these must be from a racial or ethnic group. I mean, I just think this is, I mean, honestly, I don't think it's gonna be in the movies,

I just think it's gonna be in the Oscars because like this is, I don't think this is right. I think this is like crazy. So like you're putting the other movie and like, you know, this is your makeup artist that's worked with you on like 50 films and you're like, shit, she's a woman and a lot of makeup artists are women.

So that doesn't count. I'm just gonna like, for sure to come out is like, you know, gay or trans or something just so that she'd work on my movie so that I can be considered for the Oscar Just fuck it. You're just gonna be like forget it. I'm just not that I mean it's hard You want to do the best movie and then you have to put these little dots together to be like wait We do they're their sisters so they both do have to be

White because they're from of like a the movie is about These rich white people so these two people have to be white and they have to look alike because they're from like a the movie is about these rich white people so these two people have to be white and they have to look alike because they're playing sisters and we want the audience to believe that they're sisters. Okay, so all right, so okay now who else is in it? Okay, well they she one sister has a son. All right, let's make the son a trans 11 year old. Okay, done. But there was kind of an interesting part about the son that he was on the space ball team and, you know, this thing happened to how he was similar to his dad. It's too bad. We write that part. Okay, what else do we got? We have a grandmother. Can the grandmother be Asian?

Well, the grandmother is supposed to be kind of this bitchy white woman, and I want to Jane fond of for that All right, let's go back to the crew All right, what do you got? Can we switch out the male lighting Director and like take someone can someone out? Can we fire him and then put Someone as the head of the department that's never been the head of department of lighting that's not a white male. I mean it's just like I'm so stupid and whatever you know that's the end that's the end of the Oscars in my opinion we thought it was gonna be a people not watching no this is it really that this one people should just be like fuck it I'm doing the movie I want based on

the stories I want to tell that are believable. They always think, come to the movies, escape, escape the reality. Well, if the reality doesn't make sense because we've had to, it's not a real family because the family is now 12 different diversities and it's about a rich white family. What, it could succession not be a movie? Could succession not be a TV show? I don't know like it's just dumb and it takes you out of the reality and it's like I'm so sick of it it's just like whatever

speaking of which I had an article written about me and the title is Heather McDonald called two old straight and white by agents and it was in Daily Mail and it mail and it was written and it's based on a new very sad and yes, that is true. That was said to me and that is why I have a podcast today because that was said to me and no one was calling me or putting me on anything and I said, I guess it's time for a podcast because I am not going to just identify as something else at this point. I'm sorry to get a job. Sometimes you got to make your own job for Chris Brown and Usher.

They got a big fight. And it was sad because Usher and Chris Brown, they've been best friends for so long. They've collaborated on stuff. And it was in Las Vegas and Usher threw it through the party for Chris Brown at a roller skating ring. And then they got in an altercation. The bummer news of this is that the altercation did not happen why they were on roller skates, which would have been amazing.

Something happened where, so it was Chris Brown's 44th birthday and he told the team, hey, I'm leaving. And then ushered, follow him out and his team out of the facility and then all of a sudden ushered, return from the meeting and the. And with with a blood with a couple of other guys and usher had a bloody nose and they're like, what the hell happened? So nobody saw there's no like iPhone of them scruffling or fighting and they've been friends for years, they've collaborated and they are not talking about it. So who knows who or maybe someone in the crew fought them or, but they're like, let's just get, make the story go away and hopefully Heather won't talk about on Juicy Scoop. This girl did a TikTok that went viral where she said, and she showed a video of her son's first birthday.

You know when people have a one-year-old's birthday, they have a cake there and it has a candle, and they go happy birthday, and they encourage their kids just to smash up the cake, and that's like a traditional thing. So the little baby was being pretty good about not smashing it. And so then the husband took the cake

and just smashed it in the mom's face. And it's on video. And so she talks about how she was so pissed that she wanted to choke him if this ever happens again. It was such an important day that she dreamt of it being this way. And then of course everybody gets on it and they're like leave him. He's a narcissist, he's awful. He ruined, he made the day about himself. He ruined it. like, leave him. He's a narcissist, he's awful. He made the day about himself. He ruined it. You should leave him. File for divorce like Kim Zolziak.

Get the fuck out. You'll never get this day back. And then she had to do another video and was like, um, okay, I'm happy I got a million views but I think I just still want to stay married. Like I'm not like ready to move out. Sometimes guys and girls, I just still want to stay married like I'm not like ready to move out. Sometimes guys and girls sometimes jokes don't work out.

Sometimes they bomb. They bomb and you think it's funny and you think she's going to like it and you think everyone is round is going to like it. You may have not planned it. It happened. I think smashing the cake in your bride's face Never not into it at all. I think you can feed each other. I think it's awful. You have a beautiful dress on you have your makeup professionally done It's an awful tradition that should go away Nobody wants it unless you both discuss it and you're like we're doing the cake at the end of the night

I'm gonna have my third outfit on. You're going to smash it. It's going to be a great, you know, video and then we're going to jump in the pool after and like the party's going to continue and then we're going to get the in and out bus and who cares. And then I'm putting on my bride sweatsuit and I'm going to take a shower anyway. But no, she had to leave the party, wash her hair, and now everyone's telling she has to get a divorce.

So think about what you post. Meanwhile this kid turned nine and his mom, and dad who are in Australia, they spent $50,000 on a yacht party for him. Gary is in the jacuzzi on the yacht. They just went around the harbor in Sydney and it's $2800 an hour and it was it's 122 but super yacht and He said he wanted a Hawaiian theme party. He wanted a buffet a DJ at Tiki Bar He had a two-tiered birthday cake with a little figure of himself on top and

Really a wonderful wonderful time and I just want to say that, you know, you only turn nine once. It's the last of the single digits. You'll never be a single digit again. So you probably thought as a parent, nine is like not a big deal. You probably thought it was one or 21 or 18 or sweet 16 or Kinsenera. No, it's nine. End of the single digits. Throw your kid a yacht party. For Drake's ninth birthday, along for every birthday until he was too old to trick or treat was a Halloween themed party.

His birthday was a 29 and From the moment I gave birth, I said this is gonna make throwing him a birthday really fucking easy. I'm not someone that throws like big elaborate fancy parties and stuff. So every birthday I invited the class or whoever wanted to come to the house. Theme is Halloween, come Halloween night. Okay, already decorated. The neighborhood's already decorated. No need for a gift bag. Guess what the gift bag is. The fucking candy they picked up from everybody else. Genius. Then we would provide pizza for the kids and the parents, along with to go cups of wine

and we would pull a little red wagon of extra booze for the parents. Pretty great birthday. So I'm just saying, his birthday is October 29th. If you have a kid around that time, apparently I did screw up though, he's still mad that I did not have him on the actual Halloween. They said, do you want to go home and have your baby probably a couple days? You'll probably have him on Halloween or we can give you the medicine now in which you'll have him by five o'clock today on the 29th. And I'm like, I'll have them on the 29th.

So I don't have like a little weird devil, baby. And you probably wouldn't want to have his birthday on Halloween. To this day, he said, I fucked up. So before he was even born, I have made the wrong decisions for his life. One being the day he was born. So just also know that moms that you will never get out of it. A Jenny Craig, they are reportedly shutting down all operations after four decades.

They are closing, I think almost all of them, if not all of them, the actual places that you would go to get weighed in and go to meetings and all of that, that's all gone, they're gonna do it on the internet. You'll still have someone that you can, I guess, talk to, like a coach or whatever, be weighed in. A lot of people, I think I agree.

I think that a couple things. One is they don't wanna pay for the retail space, just like Lisa Vanderpump, but obviously all these other weight loss drugs that are really working out great for people is, you know, once someone gets that and they're like, well, this works, you know, I don't need to go see this girl and be weighed in front of everybody and eat their weird popcorn. I'm just going to like take this shot and I just will be less hungry and it's working

and I've never been happier. So I do think diet industry is going to take a big hit and this is probably the first one of many. Kyle Richards was very into cut out dresses. She has lost a lot of weight. A lot of people say, what, tell us what it is. Kyle, you know what, it's not a business what it is. And maybe she is a petite girl. Maybe this is the side she's meant to be. I think her face looks still beautiful, but she did sucking her ribs and someone took a photo of it

and everyone's all concerned because you could see her ribs and then she said, oh, I'm just sucking it in. Okay, well, whatever. Then Isaiah Washington, he, um, he, remember him, he was on the early seasons of Grey's Anatomy. And he claims that Grey's Anatomy set was rampant with drug use and swinger parties. He just tweeted a few days ago. Hmm. I wonder if I should tweet about the rampant, the rampant

alcohol and drugs used amongst my fellow castmates and producers of Grey's Anatomy and all the sweeter parties that took place. I remained clean for three years and declined the after hours hot tub invites because I was you know, because I was just whatever he said, I was not into it. Anyway, people aren't believing him. They're saying everyone just says, you know, you're like, you're just bitter because you got fired and you're probably like, how the hell did he get fired? Well, let me, you're like, you're just bitter because you got fired and you're probably like, how the hell are you going to get fired?

Well, let me tell you a juicy scoop history lesson. Key allegedly was homophobic towards TR night who would come out as gay. And this was a long time ago. This is like 15 years ago. So it was a much bigger deal. And you know, the season ended and they let them go or maybe they let them go in between. Also Catherine Hygol was the star and she was T.R. Knight's best friend, the two of them were best friends and she got fired and she went on the red carpet

ripping on the writing. So Shonda was like the writer of it was like, we'll screw you. And her head was getting real big because she was, you know, getting all these dumb movies that now you can watch while you get your hair blown out at the dry bar. 27 dresses, something of this other one about like how a man thinks and I don't know. All these, all these dumb shows and whenever they're on, it's like, you know what makes those movies so shady? It's like the background music. I'm like, ooh, ooh, ooh, you know, like when she's like trying to think of something and she's like,

ah, and like, oh, they're so dumb. You know, that's who should not. Like those people you don't want to hire for your Oscar team, whoever did dumb music sound editing on 2000 type movies that you watched at the drive-art, those sound editors do not hire. They just so corny, I can't stand it. Anyway, she got let go from Grey's Anatomy as well. So according to the Sun, allegedly Simon and Schuster, who are huge publishers of books, they publish both my books, my inappropriate life, and you'll never blue ball in the town again, still available.

Hope to read them. Also did audio versions of both of them. Anyway, they are supposedly doing Britney's tell all book. And according to the sun, they have received two very strong worded legal letters from two A-listers. We're assuming they are her exes, Britney's exes, that are like we wanna make sure anything that's said about them, it's not gonna cause us to sue you. So they're going to have to really make sure.

Now we know Justin Timberlake, he's an A-lister. We know K-Fed is not an A-lister. We know Jason Alling's and her not from Seinfeld, but from the guy that she married in Vegas and that who also broke into her house or tried to when she was marrying Sam that day, he's not an a-lister. But what I didn't realize,

and was reminded from this article that she allegedly dated Chris Angel probably when she was working in Las Vegas, Fred Durst, Colin Farrell, which I didn't know about, Jared Leto. So there might be some juicy stories that they're like, oh, she can not tell this about me or whatever. And the book could be worth up to $15 million. I don't know if that's all in upfront

payment or what they assume they'll make when everybody buys it. I mean, I will definitely buy it. I want to know what the hell is going on. Her Instagram is as weird as ever. And, you know, is it green screen? Does Sam the husband only do green screen? Is this really her? Is this AI? I don't know.

All I know is the dancing is only gotten worse. And it is more and more like when you're trying to get people to go to a car wash and you have one of those blow up people like that. That's her favorite move. It's really adequate. Especially when she wore this like long sleeve white shirt, she really, really looked like those people. Anyway, hopefully she's finding a couple hours a day, like sit on a couch and have somebody Guide her I'm assuming or you know talking to a mic or write it or ask her questions and try to get it in a cohesive story

Because I think it would be absolutely fascinating, but Yeah, and you know It is a lot with legal stuff I always said said this about my books and I think that people should know this, is so I wrote in my books about my life, and about certain people. And if I knew that they were happy to be talked about, I just like said their name,

and it like hide the fact of who they were, anything like that. And then other people like some guy dated 20 years ago, I just, as I'm writing it, let's say his name was Bill, I just called him Brad. Then when I was done writing the book, the editor's like, okay, you know, this guy, Brad, I'm like, oh, you mean really Bill?

Yeah, Brad, okay, if you're gonna change his name, we need to change a few more things about him because what you said is not that great. We know what this guy coming after you. So we've got to make him not a B name. So make him like Fred. He's a eye doctor. Let's make him a a foot doctor, a podiatrist. Okay. He lives in Santa Monica. I go, what you want to do when we're in Hatton Beach? That's too close. Let's not do a beach community. Let's do Sherman Oaks.

Okay, so that I change all those things and then people would come up to me and they'd be like, oh my God, the story about bread had me dying and I'm like, who the fuck is Fred? Because I wrote it as Fred. And the real person, David, is Bill. And so if you're ever going to write a book about your life, change those things right from the start,

from your first draft, so that you can be familiar with it, and then you don't have to change it later. And I don't know why editors and people don't tell you that right from the beginning of starting your book. But there is some writing skill work. Your story will still be just as funny and as great and you'll be protected because you changed, you know, like I said, more than just the name. And then the juicy part of the story, whatever it was, you had micro penis or, you know, he had too big of a penis

or he had no penis at all or he got rid of his penis later on life then it's okay because there's no way the guy can go come after you because you're like no was it you Bill who was Brad who then transitioned into Fred okay I don't know so anyway people the important news is do you have your plans to come to Vegas gonna be the fun as we can ever. Gonna be perfect weather. Gonna be the best time. I will be there May 27th with Chris Frenjolat,

Justin Martin Nail and Spencer Pratt. We are gonna be talking about the juiciest, funniest, unexpected stuff ever at that show. I'm so excited. And of course, we'll just be walking around in the wild too. So that's going to be fun. You're going to walk up to a seas take a photo. I'll be looking cute every time I leave the hotel room. So go to Heather McDonald.net. That's also where you get my merch. All the shows are at Heather McDonald.net. San Diego, Napa, the East Coast, San Francisco, Sacramento, all of those places are there, the

Hamptons. Tempe, oh, let me tell you, Tempe just announcing you guys, Tempe, I will be at the Tempe improv, the place where I fell on my head and went viral, but I'm telling you, my act will be much more eventful than that even. I'm excited I'll be doing all new material that I've been working on that I'm excited for you guys to hear. You'll be the first to hear it. And I will be at the Tempe improv, Friday the 16th and Saturday the 17th of June,

June 16, 17, Tempe improv, get your tickets. It will, like I said, the live shows are the juice, yes, because I can really say anything and do anything and you will be the only ones that can hear it. So go to HeatherMcDoll.net and have a wonderful rest of your week, the A Thursday.