Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Kris Jenner on Weight Loss, And Just Like That with Anna Roisman

Episode Date: May 28, 2024

Comedian and celebrity impressionist, Anna Roisman returns! We discuss Jojo Siwa gettting drunk at Disney World. Bethenny Frankel called out Chanel for not letting her shop. Steve from Sex and The City/ And Just Like That may have hope now that Miranda is single and poor. The Kardashians aired and Kris Jenner was not pleased with the documentary that Caitlyn participated in. Anna as Kris gives us all the juicy scoop. Kelly Osbourne still dislikes Giuliana Rancic. Southern Charm’s Kathryn Dennis was arrested and Bachelorette Trista Sutter’s husband had people thinking he murdered her. So funny so juicy! Enjoy! Head to https://www.acorns.com/juicyscoop or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com  Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Follow Me on Social Media Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Heather McDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is the show to know. She talks Hollywood tales, her real life Mr. Safe and Serial Data, and Serial Sisters. You'll be addicted and addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast. Listen in, listen up. Heather McDonald, Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have, it's her second time, flew from New York,

Anna Reussman, standup comedian, writer, and incredible celebrity impressionist. Welcome back to Juicy Scoop. Thanks, girl, I'm so happy celebrity impressionist. Welcome back to Juicy Scoop. Thanks girl. I'm so happy to be here. I flew in just for you. Thank you. Just for you. Did you really? No you didn't. Whatever, who cares. We have so much to discuss. First of all, I did post about my son because he graduated from high school. He's going to University of Oregon so I'm wearing the shirt. Congrats. Wow. Posting is great though. I just, a good friend of mine from high school. He's going to University of Oregon, so I'm wearing the shirt. Congrats. Wow. The whole family's ready.

Posting is great, though. A good friend of mine from high school just wrote me and said, her son is going there, too. I'm like, OK, now we really have to have a dinner. So it's like, you put it out there. Yeah. But I did this thing because I saw that Teresa and all these people, they do these elaborate things, which

I think there's a company that does it, but I'm sure there's moms that can do it themselves. Where like if the kid is going to whatever USC, they get everything cardinal and gold, but they also get like gold and yellow foods and candies and balloons and all this stuff. And they, the big letters say it, and it's very elaborate. And so I saw another one of those and I'm like,

and for real I thought at one point, like I would kind of get it together though. I've literally never ordered balloons, had a balloon wall or even bought my kid a balloon at Ralph's. I've never, and now I'm done. I'm done with school, I'm done with the whole thing. And I've never done the balloon. Clearly. You made it 18 years without throwing done the balloon. Clearly.

You made it 18 years without throwing a real balloon birthday party. I really don't know that I ever like, I think once I got a balloon. I mean, really bad. I mean, I just really, I've never done the thing where they wake up and it's all decorated at the house.

And it kind of makes me sad that I was like so shitty. So I was like, let me do this. So I'm like, Brandon, just do this. And we did buy a blanket when we were there and he did have a sweatshirt. And so I threw him on the bed. I didn't even make him put the sweatshirt on. This is what you deal with when you have boys.

This is the best. And then I went through and I found any green and yellow food I had. So I had some Emerald 100 calorie packed almonds. I had almost done with the Trader Joe's pepper jack cheese. That's green. I had this basil. This is a good salad by the way. This is a bag of a Trader Joe's. Yeah. Arugula. It's like it comes with like the sliced carrots and like it's a whole salad. But I did never make it. So I just had to throw it out yesterday. And then I had the free

range chicken foster farm, which is also green and yellow, which is their color. Honestly, it's the raw chicken for me. And it's the olive oil mayo, which is also green and yellow and part of a zero calorie, zero sugar, not zero calories, zero sugar vanilla creamer, which is yellow and has a little bit of blue and the duck. The creamer is a far fetched one. I'm like, that's a blue bottle. There's a little bit of blue and the duck. The creamer's a far-fetched one. I'm like, that's a blue bottle.

There's a little bit of green. I didn't have much in my fridge. I also don't shop much for my child. This feels like an Easter egg. This is like your Taylor Swift Easter egg where we're like, what meal will she make out of this? So anyway, I tagged Teresa because she does this forever, whatever daughter, and she like totally responded,

but was like, I think it's kind of a girl thing. And people are like, no, Teresa, she's joking. She's making fun of herself. Cause she was like, try to be nice. Like, oh, don't be, don't be hard on yourself, Heather. Like girls are more, I'm like, no, Teresa, I'm not the decorating New Jersey mom like you.

It's not like your son was standing there being like, mom, too many balloons. Yeah, I want more. Yeah. So yeah, very good. Like you could even see, like we didn't even ever hang anything on his walls. He's leaving. He's been, we've been in this house since 2005.

He was born in 2006 and there's nothing on his walls. So when- I like a clean wall. I'm okay with it. Listen, for my Oregon, Eugene decorating Juicy Scoopers, if you want to help me out, we move in towards the end of September and I really do want to make his room organized and nice because my other son refused to let me help him and like didn't have a light for the first six months. refused to let me help them and like didn't have a light for the first six months. Seriously, it looked like a president,

a prison room at ASU. And I was like, you didn't want the help, but I'm like, now this is my last chance to make it cute and right. Yeah. I don't expect it to look like an Alabama sorority girl with like headboard stuff, but I would like maybe shelving pillows,

a little, a little homey. Yeah, I got you. I think you're on your way to getting a green giant sponsorship for him or something. Okay. I think big piece. Think bigger. Think bigger, you know?

I should have had some frozen peas in there. Right? Yeah. Send them this photo and be like, we're looking for something. Really quick, I just wanna put it out there that I will be at Temecula at the Pechanga on June 1st with Chris Frangiola. Everything is at

HeatherMcDonald.net. I don't want you to miss out on that one. But the tickets are moving and go. Okay, now did you know what happened with JoJo Siwa at Disney land this weekend? I believe she celebrated her birthday, right? 21. She's 21. Wow. Oh, Disney World. So this is Orlando. By the way, I'm going to be in Orlando June 20th, I think. Yeah, so going there.

And we are going to go. I'm going to take Brandon. We're going to the Epcot Center. Because you can't, I've never done. And you're going to recreate this. Yes, we are recreating this. We have never done Universal or anything except here, because we grew up here.

So I'm like, all right, we'll do one day. And you really kind of have to pick, there's four parks at Orlando. I guess you could pick one a day. I don't know. So she's, she's wearing her new outfit, which is a sparkly construction work. She's basically a lesbian village person.

She's like, I created the village people for lesbians. And they're like, no, she is the construction, she's the crossing guard. She really is. She's been wearing that everywhere. I love it. I also love that she was like, who made that? She clearly was like, can you bedazzle? Hey, you know those construction workers? Let's see if we can get one like, can you bedazzle? Hey, you know those construction workers?

Let's see if we can get one and then can you bedazzle that for me? Like that poor assistant gluing every single thing on. So she has the ears and she's getting wasted. It's her 21st birthday, which I'm all for people getting drunk. But it seemed like she was alone. Now this is what I'm saying.

If I feel like the way she was acting, so some people like a girl from afar knew who she was and was filming her and like hi Jojo. But basically she was acting so she'll people are some people like a girl from afar knew who she was and was like filming Her and like hi Jojo But basically she was getting people that didn't know her or her song and she's like come on sing it Karma's a bitch and then I can the people like and I'm not like nobody knew it and she's getting way No one knew the dance either that dances that dances another level I mean all this I can't get over the first question that just made everyone obsessed with there is And she's getting way too excited. No one knew the dance either. That dance is another level.

I mean, all this, I can't get over the first question that just made everyone obsessed with her is, first guess for my podcast? I don't know, what are my answers? Like, I just, it's amazing. Drama. Yeah, and then she goes, but I really feel like if she, this is like where I would be if I was an alcoholic at

like 70 and being like, come on, don't you know the song Heather McDonald, Juicy Scoop? And people would be like, no, we don't, weirdo. But she's like, where are her friends? She's alone, she's getting wasted. Then she comes back and says she was, she's really wasted. And she's just like, eh, someone punched me in the eye. And her friends are laughing. And when she posted it, she did write stream karma.

She wrote stream karma on her TikTok, like reminding people again, every video, play me like the constant promotion is amazing. You know she drives around in her Tesla that's wrapped. Yeah, it's all wrapped with her stuff. And I just really, we were talking about earlier before you came, and I was like, I'm just really fascinated by her.

And I was fascinated by her before she came out. I knew she was gay many years before. And I was like, I'm sad that she's not living her truth. As like a gay teenager, it'll come eventually. I'm glad it came sooner than later. I was more disturbed that she was like still wearing pigtails and pony hair. Like, yeah, like she doesn't identify, you know,

she has to pretend she identifies as straight and that she's six. When she was like 17, I'm like, even a nine year old isn't wearing hairdos like this. This is like before you have any say in your hair, like horrific. And so I was thinking about it, that the fact that like she, you know,

has said I have to support the family, that, and I, and you know, and I don't really think the Coogan laws applied as well to her because the show she was on was reality which is not residuals so they can't control but then a lot of the money after that was all the products and stuff yeah which there is no Kugin law in my in my reference maybe I'm that protects kids who have products like it it's not like, oh, your parents can only take 10% of your products. It's more like, oh, they can only take 10%

of your SAG after money. And so that is crazy. That's crazy. I said this yesterday, my boyfriend brought it up and he was like, what's happening with her? I'm like, she was basically like in a bubble. They kept her in this bubble. And now she's a fucking adult.

She can just go and be herself. She's basically having her 15, 16 year old sweet 16 part, like losing her mind. Like, I'm a teenager, I can do what I want. Even if she's 21, because she didn't get those years. Like you're saying, she was still in a bow, like being like, hi, I'm JoJo, buy my doll. Like she was a robot, essentially.

It's fascinating. And, oh, I forgot to put the photo here, but okay, it reminded me of an old movie that I think I don't know that I've ever fully talked about, but I'm obsessed. Did you ever see the movie with Natalie Wood called Gypsy? Gypsy? Yeah.

Like the show. Yeah, there's a musical called Gypsy. Gypsy? Yeah. Like the show. Yeah, there's a musical called Gypsy. But what my reference is, watching it as a little kid, was there was a musical called Gypsy, but then they made a movie out of it. And the movie was amazing. And basically what the movie is, which I think- I've seen the play.

Which I've always thought this could be an amazing remake. So again, Hollywood, you're fucking welcome. I've got a movie idea for you the movie gypsy the movie bit gypsy is about it takes place like in the 50s and This mom single mom has these two daughters and she's like I'm gonna make them stars and she really focuses on the The one that she thinks is like prettier and more talented and she makes them do all these things on the road. Yeah, the blonde. Oh, it came out in the 50s, but it's supposed to be like taking place in like the 30s

right before like movies took off. Yeah. And talkies movies came out. So Vaudeville and theater was huge. So, right. And so she has a blonde one and she thinks she's gonna be the star, but the blonde one is finally like, I hate you mom

and runs off and marries a guy. And so, and all who is a backup dancer, like a cave fed situation. And then they all just go, the rest of the people are like, okay, this vaudeville act is done, they leave. And the mom is left with who she thinks is the uglier one, because she's brunette.

The dud, the brunette dud. Yeah, yeah. The other one's blonde, what do I do with this brunette one? Blonde blue eyes, that's the only one who could be a star. Who is the less attractive Natalie Wood. Okay, so they're like, we're gorgeous. And so she's like, what am I gonna do with this thing? She can't sing that well. She can't dance that well. And they come across this place and they are just embarking on burlesque, which is like early stripping. And at first she's shy and everything, but then she becomes

this huge burlesque dancer, like a Dita Von Tse her day. And, but she's shy and everything, but then she becomes this huge burlesque dancer, like a Dita Von Tis of her day. But she's kind of like, okay, mom, like I want you to get away, you know? And the mom finally says, I can't, you know, I am living vicariously through you. And the mom's boyfriend is like, I can't take it anymore, like you! And that is, okay, so here's the version of the movie.

Okay. Of today. So it's single mom, and she has a daughter that did all the nickel, whatever. And she had this other one, which happens when you have two kids, whether the first child is a super soccer star, the other one never literally gets a sport going

because you're traveling with a super soccer star, and the other one's just like, did you forget about me? Okay, so we have something like that with this girl and she thinks this one's not cute, whatever. So then that one is like the girl that wrote, I'm so glad my mom is dead. Right. Rekreeti.

Andrea Mc... No, what's her? Okay, you know what I mean. I know that. I'm so glad my mom's dead. That one is like screw you mom, she leaves, doesn't want to be any part of the business, sick of paying for it.

And the mom's like, what am I gonna do with you and then all of a sudden this one starts to grow up she gets some lip filler and everything and she's like there's no money in TV anyway so what are we gonna do and the mom sets her up with only fans and she becomes like the biggest only fan traveling stripper. And the mom is like driving around like a big pink Hummer in Calabasas like, have you signed up for my daughter's OnlyFans? And then finally the daughter's like, leave me the fuck alone, mom. Yeah. And it's Gypsy Rose, 2025. I love it. Thank you. I really love this. You have my money. I will invest in your project.

Do you think this could be a real movie or we just go straight to like lifetime? No, I think it could be a real movie. Because why wouldn't it be? I don't know. It seems a little too like advanced for lifetime. It's a genius idea. I know. Remake of Gypsy.

Who's Jojo in this movie? Is she the doll? Is she in it? Well, no. She can AP it though. She can AP it. But it's really, it's almost like, it's like, it's like, it's like, is she the, is she in it? Well, no, she can AP it though. She can AP it. Okay.

But it's, it's really, it's almost like, it's like the McCready girl, whatever her name is, I'm so glad my mom died, it starts out like that, that she's on a traditional show. There is like a Dan Schneider character. Oh my God. The everything, and she's just like, I'm so, and they don't really make a lot of money,

but it's still under the Coogan law, so the mom got her money. Right. And she's like, I just don't want to a lot of money, but it's still under the Kugen loss. The mom got her money. And she's like, I just don't want to do this anymore. The mom's mean about her weight. The mom, you know, she has like the Miley Cyrus, she has coffee at eight to like do the long days and all this.

So she just goes, I don't even want to do this anymore and leaves. And then that's what happens. Yeah. With the other one. I love it. And the sisters hate each other, and then in the end, the sisters come together.

And they take the mom down. And they murder the mom. And they burn off the mom. And then they murder the mom, and then Kim Kardashian gets them out of jail. She's like, I understand, I had a momager too, yeah. Oh my God, so we have so much to talk about with that. Okay, Bethany Frankel, who actually is in a Lifetime movie, looks pretty juicy.

What I saw, she looks like she's very convincing in the role. It's about a call door murder or something based on true story where her daughter goes to college and she decorates a room wrong. She decorates a room wrong and a person who's like, why are you using those hideous bed covers, comes in and murders people. Yeah. You don't have to pull it. Now, you do an amazing Bethany Frankel.

So I want you to tell us what has been going on in the Bethany Frankel world because I saw a video of how she was in Chicago and she tried to go into a Chanel and you have to have an appointment at this particular one and she was so angry about it, which I'm going to let you do the impression. But the comments were like, hey, unfortunately, this is the state of retail, especially high end in certain cities because they can't have people just busting through the door and stealing it. So they have to have someone be very right there and maybe probably don't have that many people working there. So they can't have 20 people, no matter what you appear to look like, which they shouldn't be profiling anyway. But so

they just say to make it fair, have an appointment. And she didn't like that. So let's hear what Bethany said when she told the world about her experience at Chanel in Chicago. I was in Chicago and I was like, I wanna buy a bag, you know? I've got a bank account to spend my money, which is sick. And I'm going to Chanel, I'm gonna get a bag at Chanel. Why not? I had half a bag of popcorn, I'm in a white t-shirt.

I walk up, they look at me, they're like, who the hell is this bum, okay? Bum, please, I had a Nourmes bag on me, I'm not a white t-shirt. I walk up. They look at me. They're like, they're like who the hell is this bum? Okay, bum, please. I had an Hermes bag on me. I'm not a bum and then they were just like they were like Just they were like you need an appointment. I'm like appointment appointment for what I have 20 Chanel bags in my Hamptons house Okay, 16 in Connecticut. I got three in my new have you seen my new Manhattan? I told him I had three bags in my new Manhattan Apartment and he was just like whatever and they wouldn't let me in they wouldn't let me in and I said, you know what? I told him I had three bags in my new Manhattan apartment, and he was just like, whatever. And they wouldn't let me in. They wouldn't let me in.

And I said, you know what? This is some pretty woman bullshit. You need an appointment now to what? Get a colonoscopy and to get into Chanel. And so I went and got a colonoscopy. And I told them about this and I thought, I'm coming back tomorrow. And did you see my experiment, Heather?

Did you see my experiment? No, tell me. Oh my God. So this morning I had hair and makeup come to my house. 5 a.m. Wait, is this the next video? Follow up video, okay? Oh, thank you. This is real, this is real.

This is in real time. I wasn't allowed in Chanel, okay? They didn't let me in, so what did I do? I went to McDonald's, I did a couple taste test videos. I got 16 TikToks coming out today. And then I went home and I thought, you know what? I will get Chanel, I did a couple taste test videos, I got 16 TikToks coming out today, and then I went home and I thought, you know what, I will get Chanel, I will get them. So this morning, hair and makeup shows up at 9 a.m.,

or 6 a.m., because the store opens at 10 a.m., I had to get ready. I go, I went full head-to-toe Chanel, okay? Headband, suit, my whole suit, my shoes, my bag, everything. I show up and I go. Wait, let me ask, Bethany. Now you probably didn't plan on packing your Chanel outfit from your Hampton's house to Chicago,

so did you send a private jet? It's insane. Did you send a private jet to get your outfit? No, I have my, yeah, of course, I have my assistant. She flew back, she flew over to the Hampton, she got my outfit there because I had it there for a luncheon, whatever. And then she comes back to Chicago with the full look.

I put it on, I hire a really big car to take me to Chanel. They see me get out of the car, my sunglasses, I had everything on, I walk up. I didn't have an appointment, and they open the doors right away. What did I do? I walk in, I walk right out.

Bye, Chanel shows you the profiling, like you said. They're insane there. They're sick about their products. It's disgusting, it's the same account. So what if I had popcorn all over my chest? I was going to still buy a $24,000 bag. Right, because you can. Because I can. And also, Bethany, I know that the thought behind doing these two videos was to show the world

that you are a woman of the people. Absolutely. And you are exposing the bullshit in retail. It's disgusting. It's literally, it's absolutely sick. And you are ready to help the world by flying your assistant back on a private jet to get your Chanel outfit to make this content, correct? Whatever I had to do, absolutely.

Yeah. I'm going to do what I have to do. Because you're selfless. This is really like journalism, you know what I mean? Yeah. This is like, I'm going gonna talk about this on my podcast, they're gonna pick it up on all the news channels. Yeah.

Oh, you have one. I have a couple. Yeah. Yeah, just be divorced. Yeah, now what do you think happened? Let's talk about the controversy of the divorce thing, because first you did two episodes, then she took it off iHeart,

and now it's just back on just YouTube. So I don't know if she got in a fight off iHeart, and now it's just back on just YouTube. So I don't know if she got in a fight with iHeart or she was like, why am I giving this to iHeart? It's not part of my contract, I don't have to. I can make more on YouTube. Yeah. And the last, I guess the last episode. I saw that, that was like a lot of like,

it was some weird story about how- I'm still talking like her. I'm like, I should be me Cookie they put they cookie was living in a storage bin What that she would go visit she'd have an assistant go visit cookie I know someone's gonna correct me with a story listen. I don't really care I saw a clip and I'm like whatever it was a good publicity stuff. I did originally think that With the passing of her mom which she had a very strange relationship over and has been honest about that,

which I think can be interesting and healing to a lot of people, I thought maybe she thought, you know what, this isn't the right time to share the story. I have a vulnerable teenage daughter who has a father and that's the only extended family my daughter has is through her father. So you know what, I'm gonna put this on the back burner.

No, it's going on YouTube. It was kind of like that. That's what I first thought. Could she actually have evolved and been like, this probably isn't great for my daughter that I tell every ugly story about my husband, even if I legally can do it at this point or not. Let's not do that.

And then she was just like, no, I'm not giving the money to high-hard. Part of my deal was Beth, this B's a Bitch podcast, and Reality Reckoning, not doing episodes of that anymore, and Stars Watching Old Housewives, which I'm not doing anymore. But it never said I had to give them a new one.

It just said I'd give them those, and if they don't want those, that's fine. So I'm doing my own thing on YouTube. Yeah. Okay. I know. It was interesting. Good for her, you guys, and you're welcome for all the publicity. I talked about your TV show, your live show.

Let's talk about Sex and the City. It's all over New York. They are filming. Dun-dun-dun-dun. Yeah. It really is. And now here is a scene taking place, because I like to predict, along with all my other predictions, what storylines are happening for next season

with just like that. We know that Chez Diaz, wait Chez Diaz. Chez Diaz. Chez Diaz. In real. Opening the restaurant Chez Diaz now. Now that they're off the show. Chez Diaz is off the show and gone,

and which will be interesting. And then of course, when we left off, Carrie had gotten back with Aiden, her old boyfriend, and he said, yeah, so my kid, who is only 15, took the car out before he had a license, so therefore I can't date till he goes off to college. I have to be there every moment for my fucked up kid. And so, guess what bitch?

You did it to me when you fucked big, and now I'm doing it to you, I'm fucking you. And she's like, but I bought this house. Yeah, literally like a townhouse in Gramercy. So that your horrible kids can visit. And I'm going to skip across. Like every time she goes out of her apartment, you've lived in your whole life. And she's always like, I don't know which way, where does my friend Samantha live? Okay, so I was skipping. She must have loved that. She must have loved

the way she looks skipping. Well, she's wearing Dr. Scholl's in a scene. I saw that. Yeah. With her, I don't blame her. With her pillowcase head, whatever that is. Strawberry shortcake. I don't know. And in this scene, Aiden is back and so I don't know what he's saying. I don't know if he's saying like, so my kid's going to boarding school. And I actually, it's so expensive. I can't afford rent. Ready to have me move into your four bedroom townhouse that you bought with your widow money from big?

Oh my God. What's happening here, do you think? What is happening here? I think he's like, hey, I'm in town for two hours. He doesn't look like he has, he's got bags to move in. Yeah, you're right. Like this is another moment where they're just, she's taking, I'm gonna try to read real books again.

I don't like reading on my iPad now that I'm old lady and my eyes are, so she's got a book in her hand. She just went to the library, the New York Public Library, right? Where she got married. Right, good point. Where she got married. Right, good point. Where she got married.

So she sat there crying for about two hours and then all of a sudden Aiden was outside getting a cup of coffee, because look at him. And she was like, you're back. And he's like, hey you. I don't want to bother you. I only have a board meeting for like two hours.

Back to the farm after that. Well Aiden, you said that your little screwed up kid needed all your help. I didn't think I'd see you back in the city. Ah yeah, he's in rehab. So, you know, I gotta, I gotta. Oh I'm so sorry! It's okay, it's good for him. Oh my god, do I do a good Aiden?

Yeah. It's good for him, you know? No, I'm turning into Steve. No, go. We're gonna get to Steve in a minute. He's, he's, yeah, he's getting help. It's really, it's three months, you know? I'm not gonna see him. It's tough. It's really, it's three months, you know? I'm not gonna see him.

It's tough. It's really tough. Well, good to see you. It's good to see you. You can watch me walk away. Looks like you're running. Okay, so then getting back to your best character. You do play Steve. I do do play Steve of Miranda's.

And now Miranda is now single again, because Che Diaz, she had a podcast which got her a sitcom, which then didn't go. And then after that, she had to give up her apartment and moved in with her abuela and work as a vet assistant and never get another standup gig again. Because once you lose a pilot, none of your fans, no one likes you.

People were standing room only at your comedy concert in New York City a year and a half prior. But once a focus group says we're not interested, nobody can go to your show and you're doing 10 minutes again. Yeah, you're a loser. I don't know if you know that about the comedy world. I think Che Diaz jinxed themselves when they announced in front of that whole room and

they were like, I'm moving to Hollywood bitches, I booked a pilot. And everyone was like, wow. And I don't think anyone understood that that doesn't mean you have a TV show yet. I'm bummed because I thought that what was going to happen is the show was going to go and because she cast an Italian Tony Danza as her dad that she would then get cancelled. The person who wants to cancel everybody, the character of Che Diaz, gets canceled themselves because that man should have been Mexican or Irish or whatever. Also, poor Donnie Danza had like a really,

had like a bubbling storyline there. Yeah. It's ripped out. So we never got to see that. And so what is going on with Miranda now? Now, again, she's a Harvard-educated attorney and partner, but she is living on a couch and has no money and is an intern at 55

and has no confidence and is a bumbling idiot. All you have to do is watch an old episode. We talked about it with Guy Brand. I'm like, crazy. So what is gonna happen when Steve sees Miranda at a farmer's market? She has to provide some food because she has no money for rent.

So she's going back to her friend who's the professor to bring some food. Yeah, it's crazy, you know, I saw Miranda. The juicy scoop logo, oh my God, I thought it was Miranda, you know? Record button. It's me, it is Miranda. Miranda, oh my God, Miranda, you look amazing.

Your hair's back to normal, huh? Well, you know, I don't know that Grey wasn't doing it for me now that I'm single again, I went back red. You look great, you really do, Miranda. Oh man, so you're here buying some cherries? What the hell, what you got in that basket, huh? Well, since we got divorced and all our money goes to Brady, who is living life as a professional clown, based on his hair, I just, I have no way to pay for the rent. I'm couch surfing for the

last year and a half. You're couch surfing? Yeah, with my professor. Miranda, oh, you're back in school too? Did you lose your law degree? Oh, that's so awful. Listen, I gotta, let me tell you something. I could help you out, Miranda. I got a new place, you know, I got a new joint over in Coney Island. You ever been?

You come to Coney Island much? I don't know, Steve. I mean, we tried this for 20 years. It didn't work. I felt sorry for you because you had one ball and then I got pregnant and then we got married and I thought it was fine, but you never knew how to go down on me

and I don't think I wanna go down to Coney Island now either. Miranda, now I've been watching tons of videos on the YouTube. Let me tell you, I know how to please a lady now, okay? I'm not gonna brag too hard, I'm a humble guy, but yeah, I got a three on three game later. If you wanna come to my place, I could try fingering you. Come on, come on.

I love the way you do it. Now you said you had a little contact with the actual David. Oh my man, David. Oh my Megan Burke. Tell me what happened. We've had a lot of back and forth over the last two years. That's amazing. I mean like three or four times.

But that's pretty good. My dream is. So he likes it. He likes it. He does like it. He doesn't go online too much. You could tell if you look at his Instagram. Yeah, it's very rare that he posts.

Once a year, maybe his kid is like, dad post something, it's very rare that he posts. Once a year, maybe his kid is like, dad, post something, it's your birthday, whatever. So he said, my friends always send me this, you know, it's great. I do it in my show where he wrote me, he's like, I'm never on the Instagrams. He says it with an S. That's literally what he writes.

But then he was like, but I heard the, I saw your video, I think you're hysterical, like you're great, and then he wrote, hey Anna, like my merch, with the question marks, like Miranda. Oh my God, I love it so much. It's so funny, it's such a niche thing, but like on TikTok, people are like, I knew what this was from the second I clicked it,

and I was like, oh wow, like there's a Steve Hive out there, and everyone was pulling for Steve, and they gave Steve no screen time on this show. So we've talked recently this week, we talked and I said, when are you in New York? They're shooting. It's my whole TikTok is like bootleg of like, you know, and just like that scenes like you were showing before. And he's like, I got some tea.

Okay, this is this is a paywall, right? Because he was like, he was like, well, they're only giving me like a day or two in September. I was like, a day or two? You should be all over this season. Yeah, because what's gonna happen to your character? They need you. You're like, I'm planning on doing a one woman slash man show on this.

They need you. But he's like, but maybe we can make something goofy when I'm in town. Absolutely. Like Steve meets Steve, it's gotta happen, you know? Or maybe we just go play some basketball for like 20 minutes or something. Or when I do my show in New York.

Oh my God. Maybe both can come out for a surprise. And do a little one-on-one hoops on the stage at the Palladium. I can't wait to meet him. I would die. I felt like, I didn't think he liked it, cause he's on the Chicago Fire show.

Is that what it's called? Chicago Fire. He's on a show and he plays, he plays another bartender apparently. He's not a firefighter. I think he's a bartender. And there's a character named Miranda on the show. No way. I swear to God.

And I got tagged a billion times. You know when this happens to you. You know, you know, you're Britney. So last year, this is not Britney level, but last year I got tagged all on TikTok because the NBC show, NBC is not Britney level, but last year I got tagged all on TikTok because the NBC show, NBC posted him doing Miranda? Miranda? Miranda?

And she comes, the girl who plays Miranda comes in and he goes, ah, wrong one. And something like that. And everyone was like, you stole this from Anna. And I was like, well, he is the Steve that I- That says Miranda. That I did it, you know, based off of- But anyway, but it was funny that you caught on that just like her, like, you know, and now

I know a lot of people do the skipping across, you know, but I've been saying that for a long time and I remember from the movie, my favorite line was, $20 for shoes when they're in Dubai or Abu Dhabi. Yeah. And she's like, yes, please. You have the head movement too. But you really did come up with that. Yeah, and she's like, yes please. You have the head movement too. But you really did come up with that. He was always confused.

Like how many redhead women that are taller than you that you have a child with are walking down the street in New York? Like it's so funny. Even when she's in the apartment, he's like, my hand that. When my boyfriend says my name, he's mad at me, you know? It's only anger.

He's just saying it like every, it was like, it was like, no, I'll stick to the script. They're like, you don't have to say the name every time. We just, you know, he's like, I'll stick to the script. I got it. He also did it for his ma, you know? When he's like, ma, my ma, my ma. Oh my God.

Anyway, well, we, we. Let's manifest. Like I said, I will never ever stop watching this show. I don't care what direction it goes in. If they pick up my suggestions, great. If they don't, it doesn't matter. Yeah. Don't you also feel like it's like. I will love it, hate it, I can't stop.

It's like the lottery now, I feel like for actors. Like, like now we're seeing like Rosie O'Donnell's on it. I think Sherri O'Terry. I was like, the cameos coming on this season. I'm like, you guys hit the jackpot. Even if they've one line, I'm like, ugh. I love it. Do you know I was in season one,

wait, I wasn't in season one, but do you know that I did an experiment for season one? Do tell, I don't know the story. I begged my agents. I was like, I need to get on this show. I don't care if I'm coach. So this is like, wait, season one of, and just like this? Yes, and just like that.

Just like this. I had started doing- Just like this is the third remake of Just Like That. Go on. Which they'll make, probably. No, I begged my agents, I was like, you don't understand, I need to get on this show. I am Steve, I was like, and even if I'm not him,

just get me a one line as the co-check girl or like, pass her by, I don't give a shit. And I never got a single audition. So it was the, I knew when they were done shooting, it was the last week of shooting, I applied to do background work, okay? Which I have not done since I'm like 21 years old.

And I was like, I wanna get on set, like let me do a background work. I applied, I got picked and I was like, oh my God, I'm gonna do background work. And I said, I'm gonna make a TikTok. I'm gonna film this entire day. I'm not gonna say the name of the show so I don't get kicked out of SAG.

And I was like, whatever. I was like, I'm gonna film until they take my phone away. And I told the people I was with, we did two scenes, I told them, and they were like, that's cool, yeah, no worries. I'm literally standing on set. They're like, action. I'm like holding my phone up.

Walking by, I ruined season one for me, I knew what happened with Miranda and Che, because I was in the fight scene, and I was like, oh god. But I literally, I'm gonna send you this TikTok. So it got like millions of hits on TikTok, and then I didn't post on Instagram, I was scared. I was like, is SAG gonna come for me?

Because people were like, I work in production on this show and we're all talking about, we're talking about this TikTok and you're gonna get in trouble with the union. And I'm like, bitch, you could've taken my phone away on set. I literally stood there filming. Everyone's filming the background of this. It was just, it was so funny.

Meanwhile, this person who was like, I work on the show, I went to their TikTok and they were like, you guys, I stole a sweater from the set of Just Like That. And I was like, production's coming for you, honey. Watch out. I gave them promo. I thought it was- Of course, it's great.

Yeah. I have a new character that has blown up on my Instagram. Oh my God. Which is based on a real content creator, this girl I found. But it's amazing, it's like at 1.3 million right now on Instagram. And of course it's not as good on TikTok, because I don't know why. It's either one or the other. It very rarely strikes both.

And my own daughter had it sent to her. It's like a funny thing. But I obsessed with this girl. I love that though when a family member gets it, my mom's like, someone in the nail salon watched your Steve video. I'm like, wow, mom. And so, but what's great about this comment that I do,

which is basically this girl who's flirting with other women to either follow her or we don't know. I kind of make her scammer. But I came across this girl a while ago and she didn't have an enormous amount of followers, but I was like, you know, who is this girl? And so like 30% of the comments know who I'm parroting. Other people just think it's a funny character,

which I'm like, that's when you know you've done it right. Like you don't know how, you don't have to know what I'm imitating, which I'm like, that's, that's when you know you've done it right. Like, you don't know, you don't have to know what I'm imitating or what I'm referencing. If it's if it's entertaining on its own, then you know you've done your work as a comedian. So I'm gonna do more. I love that with her. I mean, people think I'm Hilaria Baldwin on TikTok. And they're like, go back to your country. I'm like, what? This is my country. I have some sad news.

There was a time when we thought that maybe Hilaria would get picked up for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I know. I know. And they have announced the cast. She didn't make the cut. Let me see if I have, if I did the video. Well, they also, she also like, here it is.

Here's the cast so far, according to Bravo Snark Side. Okay. so far according to Bravo Snark Side, okay? It is, the returnings are Garcelle, Erica, Dorit, Kyle, and Sutton, and Kathy Hilton will be a friend along with Meg Tilley. Jennifer Tilley. Sorry, Jennifer Tilley. Who I love.

And then there is this new girl named Bozama St. John. I don't know if I'm pronouncing her first name, but apparently she is like a Netflix executive or CEO or something. Like she's in entertainment, but she's not an actress. So I kind of love that aspect of what she might bring to it or whatever. She's like an accomplished businesswoman.

So, but apparently it was supposed to be, the other rumor that was supposed to be this actress, and her name is Skatefield, but she was like on CSI Miami. I guess that's not happening. Okay. Yeah, no, when Hilaria, when all that, like, when that rumor came out, did you see her story when she posted a photo of her

and her kid at the Beverly Hills Hotel and was like, we love Beverly Hills. And everyone was like, what is she doing here? She's either, she's just feeding the rumor. She loves it, you know? She was like, why not? And people are like, join New York, you live in New York. She was like, I don't know if I talked about it with you,

but she was like one of those old stories that I bring up that you're like Heather, but it's Juicy Scoop history. When Sean Young showed up at the studio as Catwoman in the outfit and was like walking around hoping to get the part. And they're like security. So it's like could be like that. Like she just came to Beverly Hills and was like dropping the seeds. Knock, knock, bravo. Yeah. What would she say in her confessional if she was two of, why she's auditioning, she hasn't made it yet,

we have the confessional. So we're just gonna ask you some stuff about your life and see if you're a good fit with the girls. Hilario, but tell us, what do you think about Beverly Hills about moving you and your seven kids here? I love it because it's like so many, you know, celebrity tarot like walk around here, you know? It's just like, it's like so many you know celebritaros like walk around here you know it's just like I feel like home you know because I am a

celebritar and it's like it's kind of like you know like the Hamptonites which I have a house and I go there so like at Beverly Hills is like it's kind of like the Hamptonites you know it's like we can go to Erwan. Yes, of course. That's our grocery store for it's very expensive. But yeah, it's nice. You know, I took my my sette, Balbonitos, Quattro nannies and Alec. We go for lunch.

It's like, you know, $18,000. It's like nice. Yeah, really good food. Yeah, perfect. I'm going to hire you. I'm still I'm still sad about it. Okay, so let's, okay. Those women would rip her apart in two seconds.

They'd be like, where are you from? What did you do? So the Kardashians are out the new season and there's lots of articles about what we can expect from the season. And one of them is Gypsy Rose Blanchard, since we're talking about the original Gypsy in Gypsy Rose. Clearly she had a momager too that put her out there. They got Free Homes and Free Disney and Make-A-Wish and all these things.

She was inspired by that movie to name her that. Yes. And then she went and she gets to meet Kim Kardashian, who is a big part of the Innocence Project. But then also, she also has a big momager. Yeah. Who basically also, based on my movie idea, could sort of, some people based on the sex tape and stuff, wondering if Kris Jenner had any say in it. So we don't know what happens in this scene,

but Gypsy Rose Blanchard is out and gets to meet Kim. And meets her hero. So you do an amazing Kris Jenner. Thanks doll. Do you want to get ready for it? Sure. She, she, we are getting a little owing on just to get her in the mood. But you know, there's a lot going on in this season and I just want to get Chris's opinion

on all these like leaks of what is going to entail for the season. It is great. She's got a cute black wig on. Hold on doll. Now we're, now we're set. Is it how am I, am I crooked? No, it's crooked. Just tell them Cory and I had a real fun time on the way over

He's in the car. Mm-hmm. Oh a lot of people wonder if Corey gamble is a an industry plan or CS CIA plant What does he know about Diddy? I? Just Corey is the face of Dolce and Gabbana. That's all I can say That's his only role. That is his only job. Chris, we see that the show is out and they say that the Kardashians call out Caitlyn Jenner on her involvement

in House of Kardashian doc. It hurts. Apparently they're not happy about this doc. Why, Chris? Why are you not happy? Well, you know, for so many years, we were partners on, you know, keeping up with the Kardashians.

And then there goes Caitlin spilling all of our shit all over the, what is it even on? I don't even know what it's on, you know, like Fox News or something. I don't know. It's just not right, you know, we're still family. We co-parent and we're really, it was- You co-parent even though everyone's grown?

We co-parent. Yeah, of course. I mean, our kids still come home for dinners and you know, someone else cooks. And we really, it just felt like a betrayal. It really did. And I have supported Caitlin on her journey and here she is, you know know telling all of our secrets.

I mean I saw this this headline and I'm a little concerned because I too was part of this doc. Oh my god Heather. Yes I gotta get out of here. Heather but you are part of our family. Well Chris I heard some rumblings that you weren't pleased with me either. Well, no, I mean, the Christmas party was strike one. Okay. But Chris, I thought we made up since then, you know. Well, we did. And if you watch the, there were three episodes that I was really only featured in one, and it was really about your life before meeting, like your divorce and all that.

Yeah. Kind of before your fame of the Kardashians. And I would like you to rewatch it because I'm very complimentary towards you and the girls. Well, that's really nice. I really appreciate that, doll, because if you said anything else, I would have my people come for you. Corey.

Corey. Corey would come. He'd take the juicy out of juicy scoop. Also, there's a clip that says, Chloe Kardashian, Chris Jenner, Marvel over Scott Sticke, Dyslex weight loss on the Kardashian premiere. What do you think? Tell me, were you concerned, or you thought he looked good?

I think he looks fabulous, I really do. He managed it, maybe he went a little too far. With the Ozempic? A little Ozempic, yeah. You know, we do Ozempic Sundays at my house, so we do it for dessert. Oh, okay. Yeah, you sprinkle it on a little.

Or you just squirt in the injectable, yeah. We just squirt it on like a chocolate syrup, you know? We let everyone just suck it down. And then you just take like two bites and you're full. Exactly. That's it. I love that. You guys all do look amazing.

Heather, she's making up for the documentary. Thank you so much. I think Scott looks amazing at any weight. I really do. I mean, look at him. He's a star. The Lord, let the Lord be with us always. Amazing.

I love Scott. And then we also, Chris, I want to get your last opinion on this amazing scene of when Kim Kardashian was supposedly kind of dissed by Anna Wintour. Yeah. What was that? Was she sat down? It was people didn't know if she was late or what the case was supposedly kind of dissed by Anna Wintour. Yeah. What was that? She sat down and it was,

people didn't know if she was late or what the case was or that she wore too sexy of an outfit. What was it, Chris? Cause you were right there to witness it. Absolutely. Well, I was there. I had a whole talk with Anna Wintour. You know, we talked about covers

and which family members she wants for next year's covers. And then all the different vogue, right? Cause I'm gonna Spain and all the other ones. Italy, yeah, absolutely. And then all the different vogue's, right? All the vogue's. Spain and all the other ones. Italia, yeah, absolutely. And then- Which one is Corey gonna be on? Corey's gonna be on Vogue Italia. Yeah.

He's got a yellow Dolce & Gabbana silk suit. Pajamas, right? Yeah. You could wear it as pajamas if you're fancy. Yeah. Yeah, Kimberly was late. And you know what? I have to say, having raised her since birth,

Kimberly can be late sometimes. And it's, you know, in this case, it wasn't a good look for Anna Wintour, but you know, she's so beautiful that Anna can forgive Kimberly because Kimberly has really done a lot of work with Vogue. So it was a little bit of a weird moment, but she pulled her shit together.

Well, thank you, Chris, for stopping by. I really appreciate it. I would like you to rewatch that episode and see that I did not say anything that you wouldn't be OK with. Well, I'd rather kill myself than watch Caitlin's documentary again. But I'll take your word for it.

I really will. Thank you. Maybe you'll come to Christmas this year. I'm hoping, and you know, I can go alone. Yeah, you're childless now, right? I'm gone, they're gone and Peter can stay at home. Oh, we love Peter. He's been over a couple times though.

Okay, whichever, but again, we can travel lean. We can travel lean is what I'm saying. Great. I don't have an entourage anymore. Peter's always invited. Okay, good. Thank you. Amazing, amazing Chris Jenner. It really is my favorite because you get a point of view. Now, I have to tell you, I saw this article, and I was so excited because I thought it was such a juicy story. Page 6 writes, colorful socialite Jose Castello Bronco, 61, accused of assaulting 95-year-old wife,

the diamond heiress Betty Gaffstein in Portugal. And it's a photo of the two of them, the 95-year-old woman and the 61-year-old, who I thought was a woman. So I was so excited because I thought this was a May-December older lesbian that had been together a long time, but also a gold-digging lesbian that wanted to kill her wife. And I was like, this is the juiciest story ever. And then when I went and clicked and read the whole thing, I'm like, that's a man living as a man, but no, you know, a lot of nails has nails and has hair and makeup,

but absolutely they've been together a while. If you squint, it really is like, it was Daniel Stobb. The answer was like, was that Daniel Stobb? But it was great because then I was like, Lizzy Balch? Some people thought it was Daniel Staub. The answer was like, was that Daniel Staub? But it was great because then I was like, oh my God, I can't believe it. And all the, most of the comments were exactly what, like I thought this was a lesbian couple

that the younger one was trying to like, kill the older one for the money. But anyway, the staff won't let the 61 year old husband around the 95 year old wife, because they were afraid that the plug's gonna be pulled. All of this is crazy. Also this photo just looks like someone being like, excuse me, can I take a photo with you?

Yes. Right, like the angle, like popping in. Yeah, yeah, so funny. Now this was interesting. So Kelly Osborne, who has changed her hair to look like Kim Zolciak-Burman. Yeah. Wow.

That really... I mean, that's gotta be a wig. It's so much hair, it's gotta be a wig. She normally has purple, she's finally left the purple. And she quite, and they're all fan of the Ozempic. So she's very thin and she's a new mom. Although she said she didn't take it, right? Wasn't that the whole drama?

It's just smaller meals. It's walking, okay? Get some walking shoes and watch the weight fall off in four months. I don't know why people do that. When you never, when you've had trouble for 40 years and then you just start walking around the block. Yeah, because you see so many people walk in LA too, right?

Yeah, just drinking more water. And then not mentioning it at all until you've lost the 100. Not doing any workout videos, nothing. Right. Meanwhile, her mom was all like, I took too much Ozempic. Yeah, now she's a little bummed. You know, Ozzy said I'm too thin, but I like it. Anyway, they, of course, have a family podcast.

And somehow the brother or somebody brought up Julian Aranzik Who as we can remember Jusy's cube history they did Fashion Police together and after Joan Rivers passed they were still doing it for a while and they were trying to find their footing of You know who's gonna replace Joan and they didn't really replace Joan. Melissa did it. Oh no, Cathy did it for a while. Cathy Griffin did do it for a while. And then she chose to leave. We really don't know why she left.

Okay. And- Yeah, that was a brief stint, I remember. But we were just getting into like, being a more politically correct, sweeter society, which the only reason Joan got away with that is because that was always Joan's sense of humor, and she was Joan, and she was older, and she didn't give a shit.

So once she had passed, they tried to do this show, which just isn't funny if every person that looks hideous, you're like, not in love with the color. I would go with a deeper shade of yellow, but otherwise gorgeous, she rocked it. Like that was every comment. And so the show is like that now. Like, oh, it's like there's no scoop at all. There's rocked it. Like that was every comment. And so the show is like that now. Like, oh, it's like there's no scoop at all. There's nothing to it. But Juliana, you know, they always had writers

and what happened was Zendaya, I remember when I first heard this story and they go, what do you think of this? I'm like, what? They're like, Juliana Ranzak says that Zendaya must, I'm saying her name right? Zendaya. I say Zendaya that Zendaya, I'm saying her name right. Zendaya. I say Zendaya.

Zendaya. That Zendaya, she had these, she was wearing these like braids and she said, it looks like she smells like patchouli and weed. Oh God, I do remember this. And I remember at the time, Zendaya was only 17, 18. And I remember reading that and thinking, oh, is it because she doesn't want to be associated

with being a pot smoker? I didn't know that it was a racial slur to say that someone with braids would be enjoying marijuana. I don't know. But it was obviously wrong. And she was like, I have to apologize. But at the same time, I was like, I have to apologize. But at the same time, I was like, wait a minute.

The writer wrote it. The producers agreed that she should say it. They then edited it. Then he approved it and just left her out there hanging out to dry. But she did apologize and everything. But Kelly Osborne was like, I will not. She really was like, I don't

want to ever work with her again. Like she did a whole big thing and put it out how she disgusted she was. And so then Juliana left and she and her husband are raising their child and they have all these restaurants and she makes millions and millions of dollars selling QVC leggings in 12 different sizes and colors and whatever. They're fine. I don't think she really misses that world of like being in an uncomfortable dress for 12 hours, during the Oscars, but she was the queen of it. But of course, she's so, so it comes up

and then Kelly Osbourne is like, we don't need to talk about her, she doesn't exist or she's not relevant or something. And then, all I can think about is when Kelly Osborne said the thing on The View. Do you remember that? What did she say? The View. So The View was being, she was a regular on The View after Fashion Police. Kelly was a regular on The View? Yes.

Oh my God, I don't remember. She was like the young one. And they said, they're talking about Trump and he hadn't won the election yet but you know she was not a fan and something came about immigration and Kelly Osborne said I have one question for you Donald Trump if we get rid of all the Latinas who is going to clean your toilets Donald Trump? Oh my god I do remember this. And they go ahh because it's live. And they're like, oh, and she goes, I mean, no, I don't mean that.

I mean, in the sense that, in the sense that... You can't dig yourself out of that. And they're like, Latinas and Latinos in this country do other things than janitorial work. Like it was just... And so it was, I think, the worst moment. And I, and you know, and then she was like, then she tried to say, even though I have a housekeeper, I actually do clean my own toilets.

And I'm like, no, you don't. If you have someone come to clean you, dab your clean, even if you have someone come once a month, you're gonna be like, you're doing the hard work. You're not gonna be like, hey, can you fold my towels? I'm gonna do my own toilet like you're not doing that and so it just kept going on So if you know listen if I was her I would never be trying to remind people of anything like this because there's people Like me that remember yeah, and we'll bring it up because I just

Yeah drama. I don't think that was one to ever get passed, but that's live TV for you. Something must have also happened between them, if beyond that. Well, that's what I think. I think there was something that I think in that she maybe didn't really like her, and then when this was coming out,

she was like, ooh, no, this is really the way she thinks about other things, and I'm glad it's getting exposed that she's not a nice person to her. It was probably just, they probably never totally were asshole buddies, as my dad would say. And then there's competitiveness, and then there's like, who gets chosen? Because Juliana was the queen,

and she kind of was a correspondent on those red carpets sometimes. And then Juliana was probably like, I came from nobody famous, and now I'm sitting next to you and you were this kid on a reality show. What do you know about fashion except that you were just, I mean, Kelly Osborne got handed so many jobs.

Like she's on The View and talking about politics and everything. She didn't even graduate from eighth grade, I don't think. And if I'm wrong, I'm sorry, but I remember, like it wasn't, they weren't, they were either homeschooled or no schooling at all. Doesn't matter, I know that doesn't make someone smart, but clearly look at what she said.

And I always think that must've happened. Like she must've had some hairdressers, like, and she must've been like, oh, I've got the joke. I've got the joke. And then the hairdresser was like, oh yes. And nobody like thought it through. There's no way she ran that. I mean there's no way that was ever run by a producer. No.

And she was young and dumb and she did make a huge mistake. Yeah. Yikes. Yes. So okay this is Southern Charm alum Catherine Dennis was arrested for DUI. I don't cover Southern Charm that much, but are you familiar at all with this show? I'm familiar with it, and I literally, like, you brought this up, and I just saw it on Instagram.

As soon as I went on Instagram, I was like, the photos are, like, all over the place. So Southern Charm probably started, like, 10, 12 years ago, and she was an original cast member. Stunningly beautiful redhead who just got prettier as she got older and figured out how to fill in her brows and a few things. But like tall, beautiful and she got pregnant very young by one of the oldest cast members who was like

almost 50 when she was 21 and they weren't even a committed relationship and then she gets pregnant again by him. And then she struggles with drugs and alcohol through all these seasons. And then he, they have this horrible custody paddle. He gets accused of awful things too. Ravenel was his last name. Anyway, they finally have some type of settlement with these two kids, custody settlement.

And she gets in an accident. She got in an accident recently, but I don't know but it wasn't necessarily a DUI. It was like they didn't it was like they thought she did a hit and run New York school. They didn't know this one TMZ has shown the her getting the doing the DUI test and she has been arrested for that. She they put her in the back seat where she gets arrest, you know, has a hit. And there's nothing like a backseat reality star arrest cuffed, cuffed and just being cuffed and being like she. And then he's the cop is coming to do put the seatbelt on her.

And she's like, you're disgusting. Get away from me. What are you doing? What are you doing? He's like, I need to put a seatbelt on you. Like, it is my job. I'm not trying to like cop a feel lady. So you're gonna get in more trouble if you just... And then she's like, wait, what about my puppy? My puppy! And they're like, the puppy will be going to a shelter where it'll be safe. Oh no. No, I just want my dog. I want my dog. He's the only thing I care about. He's the only...

I'm like, meanwhile, you have two children. I mean, I understand. I just want the dog. I know people care about their dogs and they also have children, but it's like just, this is what, it's just the worst look. Yeah. And it's very bad. And like the ex has been- And they're like black and white photos too.

Yeah, and the ex has been sued for sexual assault and all these other things, but somehow he's had more custody than she and now he wants full, he doesn't want to co-parent. He wants to be like, no, the kids are with me and you can come visit, but I don't want to deal with your bullshit. And this is gonna be really, really bad,

obviously, for her now. Well, yeah, I mean, for custody? This is all over the internet. As someone who doesn't watch the show, you're like, it's been on for 12 years. I'm like, even I've seen these photos everywhere. Yeah, and then she left the show a year ago. And I don't know if it was a mutual goodbye or what,

but because she'd struggled with this stuff or was just extremely entitled, I don't know which is true, maybe a little both, like so much of the storyline was like, yeah, Catherine didn't call us back. Catherine didn't come to the party. Catherine, and again. I've said this with reality stars. It is a job Yeah, so it's just like if everybody has to work at McDonald's and the shift starts at 12 And you're all making minimum wage and this one is never showing up. Mm-hmm. You get annoyed

Yeah, but you can't say that and break the fourth wall and be like, what do you mean she's not coming to the baby shower? What do you mean she's not going on the three day trip where we're all gonna talk shit about each other and get drunk and shoot duck or whatever? Like, I imagine it's like any production, right? Where they're like, do you have any days that you can't shoot or this or that? Like, here's the schedule.

Right, like, yeah, you gotta do it unless there's literally like, someone died and you have to go to a funeral, not calling or saying, like, that's what really pisses people off. This has been really weird. So Trista Sutter, who married Ryan, she was the first bachelorette. So she came from the first bachelor.

Yeah, she's 51. He's 49. Their kids must be off to college by now. They've been married forever. But he started to post these things like, where's Trista? Or like, I worried about her, very concerned. Did you see some of these? I saw, yeah, there was a really long post where he like-

Oh, like a long diatribe? A long one where he went on and on and it's a black and white photo. And it's like, and people are like did she die I have there are theories though of what this is this is a publicity stunt yes it's a policy people think she's doing like special forces or maybe she's doing mass singer right but then why would you draw attention to that like if you if you're doing one of those secret things that I've talked to people who've done mask

singer and it's really important that you don't reveal to anybody that that's what you're doing. And you know which was why like people thought jokingly like you know before we knew what was happening to Princess Kate they're like is that a Mask Singer? But this one is really really weird and I mean I hope she's okay and she's just doing a dumb reality show or Traders or something. Yeah, she has to be. Or maybe, you know, they're so out of the reality show scene. Maybe he's like, this will be so fun.

We could like, we're like back in the limelight. But like after that girl, Micah Miller, like died mysteriously, you know what that was, with her weird past, her ex-husband. I'm like, I don't think you ever want to throw out, as the husband, like a gone-girl theory. Like, I just don't think in the world of Dateline and true crime, that's wise to do. Any like fake death posts too are just kind of cringe. Yeah, any kind of like, you know, sometimes you just come across

something and you do think someone died and I'm like, wait, before I say my condolences, let me read more. And you're like, oh good, no, they didn't die. They just decided to do a black and white photo. Exactly. It's always the black and white. We're like, uh-oh, something's bad. Like a photo of a dog in black and white.

You're like, oh no. And they're like, my dog got groomed. I'm like, what the fuck? What? Not okay. Oh'm like, what the fuck? Not okay. Oh my God, hilarious. What do you think is going on with JLo and Ben? They should be posting some black and white photos.

I don't know. This photo for people is so hilarious. It says Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck smile as they're snapped together amid reports of barrel strip. And I mean, Ben Affleck's smile could not be less happy. He's like, like it is hilarious. Aren't they, they're in like a McDonald's like drive-through, right?

Like look at this photo. Obviously Dunkin' Donuts. See, yeah, this is a Dunkin' Donuts. And someone's like, oh wait, before I give you your order, can I just, you guys are celebrities, can I like snap a photo? Cause they're in their car and they're both looking and they're like, oh, we're turning it on their way.

And he's like, no, we're turning it on their way. I hope that employee is rich as fuck right now for selling that photo to People magazine. But I don't know, I mean, she went, she's solo. On this thing for this show called Atlas. Yes, her press tour. And her co-stars were like, someone asked about her marital status.

And the co-star was like, don't ask that. She's an EP of this show, and she's absolutely fabulous, and she's the one that encouraged the two other male parts to be diverse, and it's a diverse cast, and da da da. And so there's just so much speculation. But then also they were saying that- I agree with that. Jennifer Garner then also they were saying that Jennifer Garner, the insider is that Jennifer Garner is like hoping that they'll stay married,

which I totally believe. She doesn't want them. Oh, she's hoping they'll stay married. Yeah, and I think that Jennifer Lopez. I mean, I think all of us were pulling for that. I mean, everyone thinks, oh, Jennifer Lopez is the nightmare. I'm like, one is always smiling and one is not. So I don't know, and that was the other rumor,

but look, I do think she's addicted to never slowing down and he's probably like, I thought we were gonna slow down a little. That's what I think in career-wise. They're both so famous. It's hard to just be normal. I don't think you can be normal. And you just have to accept that.

And then you have this goal, not just of a couple goals, but it's almost more romantic that 20 years later you come back. And also I'm like, who sees a boyfriend from 20 years ago and looks better today than they did 20 years ago? JLo is the only one whose body got better 20 years.

Literally. Her body's better at like 53, 54. She gets better. Yeah. I feel like they were literally like America's parent trap. Like we like all were like, mom and dad got back together after all these years.

So I hope they don't split up. But I also am like, I don't know. They've split up before a couple of times. It wouldn't be that shocking if they're. I feel like even if they split up, they would not want to like finalize it. Like it's just too embarrassing. Yeah. I don't know.

Or they did a year or two ago, and we're all just catching on. Or they aren't legally married. I think that there's a lot of stars that secretly don't get legally married. Do a party, do the photos. Do the marriage, do the whole thing, because they want it, and they want the world

to show the commitment, but they also are like, hey, if it doesn't work out, this is gonna be even easier. But if you have an ironclad prenup and you're both rich, it should be easy anyway. But if you own property together, that's worse than being married anyway. Talk to Ariana and Tom Sandoval.

Okay, little update. Now, P. Diddy is being sued by a model. There's been six new lawsuits of people. Good, I mean. Now, P. Diddy is being sued by a model. There's been six new lawsuits of people. Good. I mean, it's done. Everyone, it's all coming out. And then, of course, people are like, oh, it was 20 years ago. Why didn't she say anything then? Well, what also happens when a crime happens to you and it is someone powerful, you're oftentimes even more afraid to come forward because he already was fucking her up

as far as getting more modeling gigs. She's like, not only was she traumatized by the event, but then he made sure that nobody else hired her, which is the same thing I used to say about Louis CK, who would keep female writers from being hired, because he's like, I don't want them in a room where they may share the story of me whipping it out and masturbating in front of them.

Also, I have brought up the story at least 25 times on the show to remind people you could enjoy Louis CK, but just remember that. And I think so often people think if someone doesn't come forward then and does a lawsuit or goes to the cops that it wasn't that bad and they kept to themselves. I'm like, but what happens is whether you talk or whether you don't, they can screw you career-wise when you're dealing with Hollywood. They can blackball you when they have this kind of power. And all of a sudden, your agent drops you, you don't get any more offers.

Yeah, and you're traumatized from this person and he ends you, it's so awful. That video is so, it's so terrible. And she says, Cassie also said, thank you so much for all the support and I'm always gonna be recovering, but it's really important that people are sympathetic and empathetic to people of domestic violence because it goes on forever.

And if you know somebody, try to help them get out, but also just be there for them. You never know. That video is so cringe too that he did. I'm like, what? And I guess they- Because that's one night. That was one night in 10 years.

So I guess she had it for the lawsuit. And then that is how it got released. And then he thought it was safe because he paid 50,000 for it not to be released. Which is like not that much from him. I'm like, he's like, here, shh, be quiet. Right. It's so gross.

And of course people always are wondering what's the JLo connection there because she was there for that shooting. And then I've read that people said no, nothing ever happened with her because she did have her own career and like, and he wasn't like that with her, who knows? But this other bodyguard came out and said,

oh, didn't interview, oh, I've seen him be like, this was a ton of women, like four or five different women he's seen this happen. And of course you're like, okay, well why didn't you do anything about it? Yeah, because people didn't talk about this happen. And of course you're like, okay, well why didn't you do anything about it? Yeah, because people didn't talk about this then. Right, and of course it's your lively- The bodyguard's scared too, he's gonna lose his job.

You're right, the bodyguard is like, what am I gonna do, I'm just a bodyguard, like I don't know how to do anything else, like I'm not a doctor that could go like, get hired at another hospital. Right, or if I say anything, I'll lose my job. Right, exactly. So great that this, and I love that every time

they do any photo about him, I mean, not that he's attractive, but he's just ugly. And then people said, that's why I always wear the sunglasses, because his eyes, because his evil eyes. So good for that. Look, look how ugly he is here. That video, no. He is the worst.

Let me see what else. OK, let's go back and just finish up with you and tell everybody, because you have shows coming up. We're gonna have big shows. Tell everybody where they can follow you and go to your shows. Oh, thanks. You can follow me anywhere at Anna Royceman. Just my name, Anna, A-N-N-A-R-O-I-S-M-A-N.

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And so we're doing that June 2nd at Punchline Philadelphia. And then we're doing Gramercy Theater in New York on June 5th. Awesome. That's amazing. Yeah. And our friend Zachariah Porter, who's like the funniest person on TikTok,

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