Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Let’s Talk About The Husbands with Ryan Bailey

Episode Date: November 3, 2022

I’m live in Houston, Dallas, Boston, Philly, and DC! Get tickets at heathermcdonald.net Pop Culture expert Ryan Bailey is here! We discuss why Heidi Klum needs a wake-up call. Kim K had a party p...lan. Megan Kelly has to accept Megan Markle is the more famous Megan. Randall Emmett is being sued. Dan Schindler was a creep but not to Heather. Why was that? Lindsay Lohan wishes for a social media childhood. Then we discuss RHOBH and what our dream cast would be. Winter House is a boozy mess and more. Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/. Follow Ryan Bailey at @sobaditsgoodwithryanbailey on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Head of McDonald Has got the juices scoop When you're on the road, when you're on the go Juice is scoop is the show to know She talks Hollywood tales Her real life, Mr. Sanctuary, real data And serial sister, you'll be addicted and addicted fast To the number one tabloid real life hot cat
Starting point is 00:00:24 Listen in, listen up. Woo-hoo! And a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Of a first-time guest, however, I've been on his show, Ryan Bailey, star of the Army Hammer documentary, in which you went to acting class with Army Hammer.
Starting point is 00:00:46 But other, most people know you from your very popular podcast. So bad, it's good. You also have a great Instagram on which you do really funny stuff on that. Ryan Bailey, welcome for the first time. I know this is a dream come true for you. This is like, to do a scoop. And I want to say he offered to bring us coffee and guess what? We took it.
Starting point is 00:01:04 They took it. We took him up on it with a very detailed order. All you kids out there listening This is like being weighed over to the couch by Johnny Carson I'm telling you this is and you don't even know that reference. I'm sure but I think Heather might I'll I do of course. I mean you don't know you can tell already we were talking yesterday I was like I've been in a kid in the candy store all like the last day So thank you for having me and juicy scoopers. What's up? we were talking yesterday, I was like, I've been in a kid in the candy store all like the last day. So thank you for having me. And juicy scoopers, what's up?
Starting point is 00:01:27 Yes. So let's get into it. Now I know it's Thursday and people are like, Heather, could you stop talking? No one cares about Halloween, but I have to give some strong thoughts about some things. Heidi Klum, who's been throwing this party for like 20 years, dressed up in this worm thing.
Starting point is 00:01:46 And her daughter went for the first time and the daughter's really pretty. However, a lot shorter than her mom. Yeah, that's odd, isn't it? Well, I don't know. I guess she doesn't have a relationship with her biological dad because I think she sees seal. Seal as her dad.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Who was actually her stepdad, who then Heidi had three more kids with but divorced him and now she's married to someone else. Anyway, you know, this party has been, I guess, like a big PR thing and like sponsored by a lot of people. She's like a queen of Halloween. But it's like self-monicard, like King of Poppos with Michael Jackson. She self-monicard herself. I thought you were just a supermodel and you're like a judge in America's Got Talent,
Starting point is 00:02:23 but now it's the queen of Halloween and but like that's the title she's given herself. When she was married to seal and she would make him wear all these do this and then they got divorced I'm like this is part of it. It's like some of these girls that are so into Halloween that forces their guys and I get a we're in this world of reality stars and social media, so Halloween, especially in L.A.s, become a whole other thing, it's work. I gotta go to party, I gotta take the photo,
Starting point is 00:02:51 I gotta, you know, be something unique, and it's like a photo shoot for yourself. And then you're forcing your guy to do this. It's like, I don't think that helped in their marriage. I really don't. Would you ever think of like, seal now, like how ecstatic he is on Halloween? Just to be like, just watching Netflix,
Starting point is 00:03:08 like the rest of us, he's like, I can not dressing up at all again this year. It's lovely. We just pass out, can you? I know, and I was worried about her last, this latest husband. Was he, and I don't even know if we know this is true, could you look this up, Annie?
Starting point is 00:03:22 I saw that she's the worm, and there was like a fisherman off the baby. He's the fisherman. I think he was. It's a current husband of the fishermen. And then she's the worm because he's caught a worm or something the worm will catch the fish. How she thought of it, it's like, I guess, they're going through the lid. Oh, they're going through the lid. Like the Super Bowl, Jennifer Lopez, there's going to be a Netflix documentary like half time. Yeah. Because you're going to see six months in advance, people are presenting, hiding with ideas. And the thing is you sit on your Monday, because you're gonna see six months in advance, people are presenting hidey with ideas. And the thing is, you said on your Monday show,
Starting point is 00:03:47 you're like, you know what, it's okay, we get offended by the, don't get offended by costumes and all that, the worm has gone too far. We've gone too far. Like come on, can we get offended at least as a nation by this? Because it's like, it's cute, it's funny,
Starting point is 00:03:59 it's funny, you bring people together, it's very happy, and it's not, it's scary. I do wanna say when I said I was not offended by machine gun Kelly and Megan Fox. That they were a priest and she was like a slaughter whatever. I don't know. I, this person said that I bash the Catholic church. I'm like, I'm not bad. I'm not bad. I'm just saying like, I don't take offense to idiots dressing up as my religious thing. Yeah. Like it just doesn't bother me.
Starting point is 00:04:32 And then the same person was like, I'm sure, you know, if it was Buddha or someone making fun of all of that would bother you. I'm like, no, but like I appreciate if it bothers someone. Like, I'm just saying I just don't. I think I'm desensitized too. I just, yeah, but like I appreciate if it bothers someone, like I'm just saying I just don't. I think I'm desensitized too. I just, yeah, I just. I watch so many housewives and I live in Los Angeles
Starting point is 00:04:51 so I see so many weird things every day that nothing, like nothing phases me anymore. And the machine gun, like I just the whole thing about them is like they're so punk rock, but are you that punk rock where you, you're like the next night they did Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee and it's like, yo. Yeah, I have this.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Like how, like, anyway. When does how like anyway I just want to finish on the side of the clump. I don't think this would be a fun party to go to. I don't think I care to go. It's in New York so I wouldn't go and I just like and then I guess she finally took off that outfit and then just like just had like the warm head and like a cat suit or something. I saw her spinning with Questlove. He was the DJ at this event and she was like, yeah, yeah. So she got the photo up, she wanted to get in the worm outfit. I mean, entertainment tonight, even actually had a microphone on the floor and she was
Starting point is 00:05:38 riding on the floor. If you're riding on the floor at any party, that's wild. I mean, the reason she has it is because it's, you know, a big party for PR companies instead. Like it's branded, too. Which by the way, do you think the branding comes in? It's like, Heidi, are you sure the worm? We don't know if we want our product to fitly aided with larva.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Here's Megan Fox first as like a girl getting communion, okay? From him. Then they went as Tommy and Pamela Lee, which, you know, she has a beautiful nose job and beautiful teeth, and that's what Pamela Lee had with the perfect smile. And she just got a new beautiful boob job. So it is kind of perfect, and he looks so much cuter
Starting point is 00:06:21 as Tommy Lee than he does in real life, so good for him. It's like the ghost of Christmas future for these guys. Yeah. Yeah This is this is some juice There's this girl that is you know Unonly fans model who the fuck is and except for me and her name's Juanita and she was dating. She was seen with Tristan Thompson at one point. But now she went home after a Halloween party with Taiga in her, this is the grossest outfit. So she basically has the tiniest, tiniest string bikini
Starting point is 00:07:01 on, ass out with the tights just gross like just a gross and then she did that this mistake which is an awful will make that i think is that supposed to be blood or is that like uh... is that a uh... is that some kind of condition i just want to say uh... i saw this a lot of Halloween and it was red lips you know but then like they drew some blood coming
Starting point is 00:07:26 down the mouth or like a smear scare. It doesn't look good. No, it looks like it just got like roughed around in the back of a corolla or something. Yeah, it doesn't. It's not a flattering look. And so, I mean, Tristan is such a dirt bag that like I just love that these women seem to just pop up. These only fans models like Tristan seems to love.
Starting point is 00:07:45 I mean, they all seem to love these only fan models. Anyway, she went as an essential worker. Let's remember that. Thank you. Thank you. This was, my sister's a nurse, and she was actually really appreciative of this. Oh, that's so great.
Starting point is 00:07:57 This was great. When your sister was a nurse in real life, right? Yeah, yeah. I just have a question for you, because I thought about it, in memoriam of the years past during the COVID, like first season COVID. And do you remember when all the nurses
Starting point is 00:08:16 and essential workers were doing like really intricate TikTok dances, like 18 people and like 35 moves? And like, I was just, you know, I'm kind of like, I remember and I can say it now, but I didn't say it back then. But I was like, I can say it first season. I can say it the sixth season. And I'm like, okay, were things that,
Starting point is 00:08:36 dire that like 18 of you could like get together and be like, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm flat lining in the other room, people are like, that, that, that, that, boom. I'm flat lining in the other room, people are like, da, da, da, da, da. Like, I'm shocked at any job. Like, they have these that like, loft, this is now what they'll do.
Starting point is 00:08:50 But yeah, like the nurse thing was wild because you're like, Did she ever do a TikTok dance with people? She has. And she's like, But she has my niece and nephew too. So my niece and nephew encouraged it as well. So there was an encouragement from the kids.
Starting point is 00:09:06 No, but she'd do it at the hospital, not just her doing it at home with her kids. Did the hospital in the greens with like multiple people? Yeah. I have no problem with it. I don't need it. I think it's beautiful. I think that they had fun, but I just feel like I feel happy that now three years later I can say I thought fuck like really you have the time don't have the time to put that together and I'm not like saving
Starting point is 00:09:31 what you also kind of impressive like thank god there's this accurate like this is like much see how they so people up like they can actually remember these dance moves I can't remember any dance move of anything I just saw the funniest thing my my friend Ian Edwards, he's a hilarious comic. He just did something where he talked about how like maybe essential workers shouldn't dress up for Halloween because he has, and it'd be Heinem and the Tik Tok, he has like a, like the, the death face. Like, he's like, I don't know about like, so in walkie-mo, you're like, how you feeling today? And you're like, in the ICU, like maybe that's, maybe don't dress up.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Like he's like, you have the most expensive outfit, your education allows you to wear the scrubs. A lot of people are doing sexy nurse and wearing scrubs on Halloween. You have the outfit like you don't need to dress up on Halloween. Yeah, and like also the hospitals don't need to do casual Friday.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Like I want to see a doctor in their normal doctor outfit, no additions at all yeah anyway so she's a big you know popular girl and and they said i guess she does collect is tiger on only fans to yes he is i guess he just has sex with girl tiger has a whole cottage industry that is not even involving rap allegedly like that's what so you know because he's also like you know how he he has the one song Rack City that I love but then also infamously known as like dating Kylie Jenner like that was how I felt he started but then the IRS kept repossessing his cars and repossessing his
Starting point is 00:10:57 cars but now he has all these different streams of revenue and one of those is only fans but the thing with only fans you can can make like seven figures on only fans. So this guy, I mean, he's putting out there, seems like he's doing okay, better than people that actually have successful route careers. So no offense, I can't. And also like, how great is it that like your one night stands are also benefiting from you guys filming sexy stuff together?
Starting point is 00:11:23 I mean, that is, you know what I mean? Like the business acumen that it takes. These are the Bethany Frankles of me. Like from the sex with me, and we'll do also a collab on a fan video. Is that the pillow talk app? Yeah. You know, I could see you into my only fan stuff.
Starting point is 00:11:36 I wonder when that offer is made. Just give me a blowjob, I will tag you. And that's worth more than you giving me five grand. That's gold. I mean that's money in the bank. Absolutely. You take the Wells Fargo and get like a loan. Like I'm eventually going to be on tag as only fans and get a loan based on that. I feel like the new scene that has to be done is remember that scene in Boogie Knights
Starting point is 00:12:01 where he's trying to get money. He and his wife are trying to get money so he can leave porn and open his stereo squad fods and then it's like just tell me what i need to write on this and and the guys like no we can't lend money to a pornography like down there like uh... okay high and then put how much you make that there down there's probably a alone
Starting point is 00:12:21 app in a way that's like you know how there's that thing that's like, you can also write down if you get any money from child support. And then it's also like, and you're only fan money. Can you put that down too? So you can get you this home loan. If only fans would secure you at least six figure loan, like right off the bat.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Anyway, good for this girl. I'm just going to spend a little like a lot of time. Also, okay, explain this, Tom Sass, sand ball, from Vanderpump rules, went as Rachel, right, being a fan of his. Okay, went as Raquel being a fan of his. Well, it's the third day of BravoCon to take you guys back.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Raquel Levis from the show who used to date DJ James Kennedy and rumored made out with shorts at China's wedding, dressed in the Tom Tom sweatshirt and like, you know, I think it was maybe for the panel day and had the glasses and the exact outfit that Tom has on here. And somebody posted this and said that like she was thirsty, she was a fan girl, da da da and Katie Maloney, who of course has, you know, the connection which warts, wrote, she's always been a fan girl from the beginning and now she's after like the Tom or something. And Rakel then wrote back, I am a fan of the Tom's and I do support all of their businesses, Tom Tom.
Starting point is 00:13:49 So she leaned into it, supposedly, we're getting the villain of Rekel this season for season 10. And the people think this is actually set up, come on you guys, this is not really, because then Sandeball dressed up as this for Halloween night and posted it everywhere. So people are like, this is the champion. dressed up as this for Halloween night and posted it everywhere So people like this you're getting you're doing this so that we talk about it and then a seasonal premiere But I told you earlier. I'm like I've talked to them and there really is this divide in the cast
Starting point is 00:14:16 And it really does stem from this what was this amicable beautiful 10 year friendship We're gonna love each other forever, divorce. Yeah. And it's not so lovely anymore. And it, and, you know, people like Katie and on Katie's side are hurt that other people on the cast have, they believe, encouraged this relationship between...
Starting point is 00:14:42 Recal and Schwartz. Recal and Schwartz and, you know, but anyway, it all does add up to a juicy season But it really is real I will say that I know the person that gave sand of all this idea for this outfit for this night It is completely real this this thing It's actually a juicy scooper one of your listeners I don't want to give out her name, but she actually got me onto, like, listening to you. Yeah. And she was hanging out with them
Starting point is 00:15:09 and said it would be really funny. And so they dressed up as that. And it actually took off, but this is 100% real you guys. This wasn't like, I'll do this and you do this. But that's what's so scary and lovely about Vanderpump rules is that they're in their 30s and they're still at, like, you would think this is over at high school
Starting point is 00:15:25 and it does get me excited for season 10, but that's just because this is all real. Like Katie's really upset. Raquel kind of seems like she's loving this and Raquel dates many people this season. Right. The short thing I'm hearing is just like a drunken make out that was kind of like, oh, you should do this,
Starting point is 00:15:41 you should do this, but I hear she dates multiple people this season. Good for her. Oh, I mean, I do this you should do this, but I hear she dates multiple people this season good for her I mean, I'm excited to have her and then I love DJ James Kennedy. I saw him at Bravo, Con to and Yeah, I had a good time hanging out with Katie and Katie's got some romance currently happening in a light. Yeah, new Like not just the one person so I think I'm excited. But Katie is the best she's ever, like Katie looks hot. Like Katie looks awesome. I like tied to a briefly a bravo con
Starting point is 00:16:10 and she made fun of my mustache. So shout out Katie, but like I've been through a divorce too. Like it sucks. And imagine like I am so thankful that when I went through my divorce, I didn't have any kind of TV opportunities. Like I just had my parents yelling at me.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Could you imagine if you had then social media on top of that? Yeah. I wouldn't be able to exist. I think people were positive about them breaking up, but I love that this is like hard. Like, people really genuinely like them breaking up. That's hard to hear though.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Imagine being Katie or Schwartz and Yine. Well, I think that they did because as people watching it, it was like, it was shocking because they were that couple that had been together so long and you just thought they were just going to be that couple that, you know, was going to be a candy embed for ever watching Felicia remove. But also kind of like miserable and then to have her really realize like, you know what, I do want more for myself. The Kelly Taylor, I choose me from Beverly Hills 90210 that, You know, like she chose herself just like Jacelle with Tom Brady.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Yeah. Like these women are actually doing what's best for them, and they suffer the brunt of the emotional hurt, I think. Yeah. And Schwartz unfortunately has such charm that sometimes guys will always be more sympathized with just in life in general, but Katie actually put her heart into it and actually had to make probably the toughest decision for somebody to pull out of a relationship that he probably would have stayed in Yeah for the rest of his life, but it wouldn't have like hit the buttons that she needed to hit in terms of love
Starting point is 00:17:34 No, and I'm so glad that it all happened before they had kids and they're still young and it also makes They just have the dogs it also makes for a great show I mean what reality show has a couple that's been married for 10 years That both stay on the show and get divorced and we can kind of watch what happens in their friend group like that to me is fricking juicy and i don't care and none of them pick up a shift at surr pop i don't i don't think i don't think they do not work at that bar
Starting point is 00:18:01 i don't even think we need to pretend that they do anymore. Yeah, I would rather follow their lives as trying to hustle, trying to get houses, trying to get brand deals. I would so much rather see that because that reality is nobody's doing that and it's their actual reality. No, no, we can still just keep that we don't have to change the name. No, we don't need to see, you know, they're going in the back and acting like, or putting any fake storyline. And then Lisa shows up and you have to slow down the show to explain what happened to Lisa and the lot.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Like, Lisa, what happened was. Basically, I love Lisa. I think she's great. I don't think we need to see her on the show. Not at all. Like, you don't, you slow down the show when you have her on. Put her back on Beverly Hills. Put her back on.
Starting point is 00:18:43 I like, I love Lisa Vanderpum. I just think the show is not about her right because she comes and then everyone has to you right everyone has to explain what's going on yeah they come to her house and she's like do you want to cup of tea I don't know if you said explain to me once more yeah you are a true woman you were married to Katie and then a whole family. I don't understand what I thought Katie and Tom had last wrap, but I married them.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Ken stays in the limo now. Like Ken doesn't even get out of the Rolls Royce when they shoot scenes. Like she's always popping out of the Rolls Royce and going like, Ken's in the car. Listen, I think Ken is the greatest trooper because when I went to this thing with Lala to celebrate this a big event for Robert Shapiro-Sum.
Starting point is 00:19:37 And they were there and they were at the table and I'm like, he's still so sweet and out and like dapper. And then she called me later, because like I said, we were waiting for Flow Rider and never came and then she called me that night. She was, did you say, wait in your Flow Rider? Yeah, and I never came. I've been to like five events for Flow Rider.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Never comes, and so then, all of a sudden, my phone rings, I'm home, back in Woodland Hills and she calls me and she's like, did he ever show up? And I'm like, what are you talking about? And she's like, Flow Rider, I'm? What are you talking about? She's like, flow rider. I'm like, no, I go where are you? And she's like, oh, we went to the pillow lounge,
Starting point is 00:20:11 ever. I'm like, you then took a second location. Like, I can barely get my husband who's 20 years younger than Ken to like, hang out at Adrian Malus' party for more than like, he could have out. He had to put on a tux for a pretty woman thing. It was, it was.
Starting point is 00:20:24 It was a casual suit with no tie. Anyway, everyone was doing this joke, which was really fun. It's the spirit bag that you would get of a thing and they did the fan girl and include sweatshirt and social media drama and that was really funny. Okay, so wait. Okay, here we go. Here I am. I'm pretty woman here with uh... jeff luis and his boyfriend chefs
Starting point is 00:20:47 do a lot of people were wondering if jeff luis was pulling a louis i know he was in fatigues and when he walked in i was like oh he put like dirt on his face you're crawling in the ground you're a a combat marine or whatever. And so I just want you guys to know, he was not... This is how we're so ready to get in raid. Do you really think Jeff Lewis would purposely do
Starting point is 00:21:16 blackface at a Halloween event that was going to be photographed? Like, no, but I will say the dirt makeup made him look cuter like I think he's so super cute anyway but it like gave him like a nice like tonal and like like some shading you just turned him into tan mom you know he's going to be tanning like every day I like him I like him tan and of course she has to look great so I was pretty woman from when they go on the day I know the your husband do the with the the probe the we didn't do that because my woman from when they go on the day. Well, I know. The fancy day. Did your husband do the, with the, the probe?
Starting point is 00:21:47 We didn't do that because my necklace came in a plastic bag from Etsy. So I didn't have like a beautiful thing to do that, but I did have it on and we'd do it a couple videos and we went to Adrian Malooves and it was fun. But I will say like, I mean, there was a time when I went to even more parties and it is fun and you feel like you accomplished something like I did a costume I've wanted to do for a long time and I never wear my hair up and I look fucking amazing. I wasn't wearing some average outfit
Starting point is 00:22:17 that anyone could be like sexy pirate. I was wearing something that's kind of iconic which is what I wanted to do and I had fun but I'm glad it was just one party. Yeah. I'm glad it didn't go to like 10 parties and three different outfits. And you could have done the pre-July Roberts
Starting point is 00:22:32 when she's the prostitute with the strappy thing. Then the next party could have been like the in-between July Roberts, and then this could have been the last one if you did three back to back. Right, so now you gave someone else an idea. I'm sure a lot of people will do this next year. Oh, I'm sure, yeah. So a lot of people do this next year or i'm sure you're a lot of people will
Starting point is 00:22:46 still the idea and i thought people might not know and be like are you a princess and you equip them like ninety percent of the people knew it was me and um... and then i saw Doree at the party and i was came out after and pk wasn't there but i was was i would work recognize with was phoenix phoenix that girl is a star i know she's so cute so i see her and i'm like and then i see jager and i see this girl looking down um... with like a princess wig on and i just assume she's the nanny right so i think they're sitting on the
Starting point is 00:23:22 curve and she's like opening up candy for the kids and I go are you Phoenix is that Jagga and the little girl goes yes I know your mummy and she looks up she's like hi Heather and I'm like oh it's you like I I go you look so young sitting there I just figured you're like a nanny like you know and of course like Doreet is a really involved mom and of course yeah so I'm like so of course, Dorit is a really involved mom. Of course, yeah. So I'm like, so of course she's not gonna miss out on like trick-or-treating with her kids.
Starting point is 00:23:49 And the neighborhood that we were at, where Adrian has this big fabulous home, but it's really good for trick-or-treating because even though there's these big fabulous homes, they're not too far apart, they're not like hidden shells where it like, so it's like you can go and hit a bun. And they're all big candy bars, I'm sure,
Starting point is 00:24:04 because it's a nice neighborhood. And everyone super bunch. And they're all big candy bars. I'm sure. And they're all super decorated. And so anyway, so she was really sweet. But it would be great if Phoenix was like, get me another drink and make it fast. Come on, let's go. Heather, go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:15 I know. When she was like, when that one time when PK was like making, like you shouldn't be wearing those roller skates or whatever, you're gonna call daddy. And then it's like daddy, like you shouldn't be wearing those roller skates or whatever you're gonna find. Why, daddy? And it's like, daddy, you're only making her less confident. Stop it. Mommy, don't listen to daddy. You can roller skate if you want to.
Starting point is 00:24:34 And I was like, I told her, I'm like, I love that. I love what she called like little Jagaloo, mother bear, Jagaloo Phoenix. Jagaloo. So cute. Okay, so then this also happened where this, I this is a whole fake now you think this is a setup This is a total setup because she went okay, so Kim Kardashian had this amazing avatar outfit You know like up there with the movie level which these people have all the access to have someone make it perfectly
Starting point is 00:25:00 Or get any product that they need because this is Hollywood and they're the Queens of Hollywood. So she looked great. She goes to Tracy Ellis Ross's birthday party. Thanks for inviting me, whatever. We only did a series together, but fuck off. Anyway, so, and then she's like, makes a joke about how she showed up and no one was dressed up. It was just a normal dinner party on the Saturday before Halloween. But then she went to the P-ditty party.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Yeah, because we have those look that are pretty lovingly appealing. She was party hopping. And I don't think she bothered to confirm whether it was a costume party or not. Yeah. And then it made her look more real. That's the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Oh my God. The hell relatable queen. Relatable. But I mean, her plan was not to stay the whole night anyway. Yeah. It was going to party hop no matter what. And this just made it easier, actually, for her to probably bolt after, you know, for some advertisers.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Yeah. 16 hours of makeup for Tracy Ellis's Ross is 50th birthday. She was going to three other things with other celebrities. So she knew, and also this got pushed out as the major story. So she got, it was like twofold She got a little pool at whatever parties you went to later and she got this story that makes people love her All right, and then she's like to the sweetest soul. I know you come on you barely Okay, yeah, he did eat like he's there
Starting point is 00:26:20 Okay, let's move on from Halloween So I thought this was interesting this comes from pares held in but can you west cannot sell his white white lives matter shirts because it's trademark but i ironically to black men and it's kind of a great story in that
Starting point is 00:26:39 these people set out to trade market never to sell it but just to make sure that it couldn't be sold. Yeah. And so then he did make the shirts, and then when they said, hey, you can't sell these shirts because you trademarked it, that's when he went to Skid Row and gave them out. And but, because you can't sell them.
Starting point is 00:26:57 And Gap actually is supposedly donating all of his clothes now to other like, you know, the Goodwill won't even take his clothes. They had like an edict down from Goodwill, but like the LA homeless are like decked right now out in the easy wear. Like, I mean, but that's kind of scary because don't you think then like homeless people are gonna be picked on wearing these shirts
Starting point is 00:27:16 to get their shirt because it's like a collectible? No, they're gonna, no, it'll be fine. And then it'll just be tossed. But I mean, his whole look is, you know, homeless chic or whatever, so it all works out. It's scary as hell with the big rain boots, and he always looks like a zombie now. It's like, it's not, I just can't believe this is fashion.
Starting point is 00:27:34 I think, did I have a picture of him at the, maybe I didn't bring it on. Okay, well, I saw him at the soccer game, and it was just like, and they show her at the soccer game, and I'm like, she looks over, and at the kid the soccer game. It was just like, and they show her at the soccer game. And I'm like, she looks over and at the kids soccer game and Kanye's there and his rain boots and his like, his sweatshirt that looks like he's like a professional painter
Starting point is 00:27:54 and they just picked him up in front of Home Depot. And I'm like, and I go, she just has got to look over and be like, what the, what? This is not the guy I married at this, you know, Venetian palace and like, relocations Italy, flower wall, the whole thing. And this is where you like, I always say like, Kardashians are so, everybody's like,
Starting point is 00:28:15 they're so aspirational, really? Like no matter how aspirational you think Kim is, she has to wake up every day, not knowing what Kanye's done overnight. Like this will be the remainder of their lives. It's, it's done overnight. Like this will be the remainder of their lives. It's, it's the worst. Okay, Megan Markle, you know, every day,
Starting point is 00:28:31 every time she has an episode out, page six writes about it, and then Megan Kelly rips on it. Okay, I don't know if you noticed that pattern, but anyway, so I noticed this article yesterday and I read it and it was from Daily Mail and Daily Mail is not a fan of hers. And so they love to write the things and like Meghan Markle details her world one morning
Starting point is 00:28:51 routine in the Monastery at home and they mentioned it's worth whatever, 18 million or it's 18,000 square feet or both of whatever and what it's like for her to get up in the morning and it's just a world one because she has to prepare Archie's lunch and then she has to give a lily a little bit a little bit of food and then Harry helps bring down the kids he helps bring down Archie I'm like bring down put them on your hip and walk them down the steps like and so I was kind of like okay girl but then when I saw the article written about Megan Kelly like with like visceral like for me, I was like, okay, I'm maybe Megan Kelly's jealous because she's the bigger Megan.
Starting point is 00:29:32 I don't know what is the deal. Megan Kelly is like an intelligent woman. I think she is out. This is what I think. I did one video where I made fun of the fact that someone wrote about her speech and took a quote that was like, so mundane. And I was more making fun of the person that, like, the speech was lame. The speech was, it was like those generic speeches where, you know, she got up, Megan Markle, and she was like, we need to use our voices to see
Starting point is 00:30:07 that there's so much potential in the world. Like it was like that kind of stuff. And then the way the article was written that I made fun of the article, because I'm like, yeah, we know that, oh, this is what Megan Markle said, children are our future. And they were like, Megan Markle says children are our future. And I was, Megan Merkel says children are our future.
Starting point is 00:30:25 And I was just like, okay, come on. Like, then leave the way. Yeah, but I was, but I was more like, you're the idiots that are writing on this stuff. Like, you don't have to listen to your podcast, you don't have to watch your Netflix show, you don't have to buy his book. But like, to just, I now I think,
Starting point is 00:30:40 then if I saw Megan Kelly, I'd be like, listen, it's now, come now becoming kind of gross. Like just, just, we get it. It's a cottage industry of hate, though. Like, you know, it's all, it's like the only fan's thing. Like now, this people are making money off the hate of this person and then we can make money off the hate of Megan Kelly. And then it just, that is the commerce cycle I feel with all of this stuff.
Starting point is 00:31:01 But I just want to say in the defense of me and markle okay this is her podcast and this is her life and her reality is that her morning is is busy sense before she had a kid she only knows what her life is like in her want to see your home yeah she did not do a wife swap with a mom who has four kids in a two bedroom house in the middle of Oklahoma and she's not relating to that because that's not her reality. Her reality is before I
Starting point is 00:31:30 had kids my mornings were not as busy. Now that I have kids I have to do all this stuff whether it's nannies and and Harry's help or not that's just her life and that's what her podcast is talking about her life. So if you don't want to about her rich life, like, that's fine, but like, the, the, the, the, the good, Kelly, like, hatred is just, and I realize now, you know, Bethany Franco was going off on her hatred for the Kardashians and making Kelly, and then once she was, once I kinda called her out on her,
Starting point is 00:32:00 her partner, now all it is, all now, it's only positive reviews, it's cooking, it's happiness, it's only positive reviews. It's cooking, it's happiness. You changed the course of the future. She literally brought out a product that she liked of skims. Like she's like, you know what, these socks, fucking amazing.
Starting point is 00:32:15 I love these skims socks. Like she's only saying like positive shit now because she realized like, it was just like a switch. Like she got so much press from being hateful and then when people are like, ew, now it's like, and I wish, I just wish the people that like to consume this stuff as I do would be as eyes open to like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:34 And again, like you don't like it, you don't have to listen to, I don't listen to Megan show. But if people that listen to Do See Scoop Do, and they like it, and they like that she has a calming voice and that she writes out everything she's going to say and it feels like an audio book and you enjoy that and you like to imagine her chasing little, you know, gingers in on her like seven acre home before like Harry comes home, like then just do it.
Starting point is 00:33:00 Like just, I mean let people be, but also and real because this is from the Daily Mail, which is I like my morning evening and afternoon news. Daily Mail always screws me, though, because, like, you'll be reading it and think you're really getting news, and all of a sudden, you'll catch, like, three misspellings and an article and you're, like, I'm reading the Daily Mail, like, you know, you're, like, just, like,
Starting point is 00:33:18 oh, yeah, that's the survey. They don't have that check. But, I mean, I had a little bitterness in just like because I, you know, have done podcasting so long, and I'm like, of course, another person gets in, and of course another, but now I'm just like, whatever, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:33:34 And if she creates Goop and you spend $2,000 to go to a Meghan Markle archetype weekend, and you choose to do that with your money. It's on you. It's on you. It's on you and go do it. Yeah. Like go do it. Follow your bliss.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Follow your bliss. Follow your bliss. I don't. Yeah, people ripped on people going to Bravokon and I'm like, what about the amount of money that men have spent going to like baseball games in a lifetime? Like who cares? Like if it makes you happy, just fucking go. I'm deeply in debt from Bravokon. By the way, I mean like that, but it made makes you happy just fucking deeply in debt from bravo con by the way I mean like that but it made me
Starting point is 00:34:07 actually happy and people were walking around happy somebody called it fire fest because of one day on Friday and I'm still like everybody I saw was flipping out of their minds happy like they were they're having a good time right they loved it so you know but um okay so here we go let's see what else okay randall amit now he has an assistant who's suing him and all this information of what is in this assistance loss suit if you had read the original li times article it he was interviewed yet that
Starting point is 00:34:39 article and now he is sent is playing on suing and what he's suing r Randall Emmett for, when he was the assistant is, he's a black man and that's important because he said that there was racial discrimination that he used words that were very offensive to him referring to, Cardi B is ratchet and using the N word when referring to 50 cent. And that's all hearsay on this guy's part, whatever.
Starting point is 00:35:04 But he did, that he also said that that he was instructed to go and they he checked out of a hotel room and he was instructed to go back to that hotel room and collect a brick of cocaine from the yeah safe and then he was driving Puerto Rico with it and he's like oh my god I mean what if I get pulled over like I'm going to be thrown in portareca in jail for the rest of my life and who knows what what kind of discrimination might happen because i am a more vulnerable person being a black man driving a car with
Starting point is 00:35:33 drugs and also like prostitutes this and that and also he was muslim and he said that they make he reference making fun now of course randos people have said we deny, we're going to fight this. And what did we know how much he's suing for? I don't know how much he's suing for, but we're in this wave of, it kind of like Erica Jane and Ascense, except that Tom was buying that,
Starting point is 00:35:57 but there's gonna be a wave of lawsuits that this guy's gonna be dealing with now. I think this is the first of many, but even this guy has like voice recordings of Randall, like pick up your phone, pick up your phone man, you're my only friend. Like those were actually in the original Amy Kaufman article
Starting point is 00:36:11 in the LA Times. So there is a lot of, I mean, this lawsuit I think, you know, has merit and a certain, you know, these things actually did allegedly happen according to this man. So it'll just be interesting because I think this is one of many, many lawsuits that Randall will be facing. Well, first of all, for the LA Times to have written this guy's story,
Starting point is 00:36:33 there had to be a lot of proof of it. Yeah. And then for an attorney to take it on, there has to be a lot of proof of it. So, you know. I bet Sutton read the whole article too. I'll say, I'll say. I did, I did, sudden read the whole article too. I'll say, I'll say. I did.
Starting point is 00:36:46 I did. Ryan, I read the whole article and I was flabbergasted. Well, why would you read the article? I have ran into Mr. Emmett at the Elton John. At the Elton John, yes, I did. And I was there and I had a table that I spent a pretty penny for. And I was happy to do it because I like helping children that
Starting point is 00:37:10 have eights. Would you be willing to take Randall Emmett to the next Elton John AIDS fundraiser, even with all of the article that you just read? You know, I stand with the victims of Randall Emmett and the victims of Eric Cache. However, because we're on a show together, I can move past the fact that I don't like Eric Cooch because I'd like to stay on this show and she brings some flavor to it.
Starting point is 00:37:34 You're a single lady, Sutton. Would you ever consider Randall single right now, you know, the breakup with Lala? Is that your type? I think the things with Sanjit didn't work out. If Randall made some kind of proposal, would you be into a date with Randall? You know, I'm still waiting, I'm still waiting for Garcell to introduce me to her friend
Starting point is 00:38:00 or was I supposed to introduce Garcell to my friend? Wait, who was it? Somebody had somebody to say, I remember it was, who was it? Somebody had somebody say in the wind. Remember it was, it was, Doree was like, I'm going to introduce you to a friend. Oh, Doree, how's your friend? Doree, how's your friend? Oh, Doree, how's your friend?
Starting point is 00:38:12 How's your friend? How's your friend? How's your friend? And Garsell's like, I keep hearing about this friend, and I keep hearing about this friend, and we never saw the friend. I never want to set up anybody. No, that would sounds awful,
Starting point is 00:38:22 because even if it works out in the beginning, eventually down the line, it's potentially not going to work out. because even if it works out in the beginning eventually down the line It's potentially not gonna work out the potential of it working out or two people like end up actually getting married is And staying married until you die It and then anything short of that it's gonna be your fucking fault. Oh, yeah, then you have to choose You ever even recommended like a pool man like like literally people go oh my god i love your cabbages i'm like we will never
Starting point is 00:38:50 recommend anybody like it's so awful because you know so many people depend on referrals but it's like in a lay or there's certain friends that would just constantly bring up like or people that you're like i know if this does not work out perfectly it's gonna be like well you know that you're like, I know if this does not work out perfectly, it's gonna be like, well, you know that one, Heather, she's the one who told me about, to date Randall Emmett, now look at me. I love that people kind of consider me like, a knob and an idiot, because then it's like,
Starting point is 00:39:14 nobody asks me an opinion. Like, you're right, like, I don't wanna refer anybody. Like, I wouldn't even, like, that would be horrible to refer even just like a storage facility. I, okay, so good luck to him. This girl was on Zoe 101, and she talked about Dan Schneider. Now we know, I talked about Dan Schneider so much, he was the king of Nickelodeon TV.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Loves Feet. Loves Feet, Jeanette McCready with her famous book, she called him the creator, ever called him by name. We I think people thought when they told him high here, $7 million, can you leave now that there must have been something really really bad so far though in his defense There hasn't been someone that has come forward and said like he touched me, molested me, sent me a picture of his dick at night. There's none of that, but what there is is that he was like mean and also in this particular
Starting point is 00:40:15 case, the girl said that he would say, I need to be there for the fittings and he would sit behind a curtain and then she would come out in the outfit when anybody else and you've been in TV too as an actor is you go to the wardrobe they give you a few things you they decide what looks good they take photos polaroids and then they you're waiting in your trailer and then the dress that they chose is the one that I'm going to wear for this scene and like that's it. However, when I had Maetlyn ward on and she was in actress in Boy Meets World. Yeah. She wrote a book and she's like when I was doing that show which was a sitcom and she was of age and you know she was like in her early 20s or something and she would they there were several men
Starting point is 00:41:02 that would say we that were producers and she would have to come out in the outfits and try and it would be like, lingerie, like because she was a sexy neighbor or whatever. And so I think that was a really gross thing that a lot of producers in the past would get away with. Yeah. So she reveals that in this podcast where she was a guest on real pod.
Starting point is 00:41:27 But I kind of like, I don't know, know. Right, there's been no smoking gun. We've just heard all of these kind of like, he was creepy. And it's like, well, you know, also welcome to Hollywood and men. Like creepy seems to be a big thing, and especially when you're behind the scenes. But like you said, like even with Madeleine Ward, people are like, yeah, I want to check it out. Come on out. Like the dance nighter stuff there has been no smoking gun even though we have all
Starting point is 00:41:47 of these stories like we alleged you know we can believe what we want but there's not been that one person yet to completely shut it down there is i believe still negligence in my own opinion from you know was it nicolote in or where ever where they knew he was creepy but i think that's why nicolote and it was like here's seven million million. Goodbye. We don't yeah, we know We don't want to be associated with you. Thank God. There's nothing I had I worked on a dance nighter show I was 12 years old
Starting point is 00:42:18 I was I was like 33 he didn't even show for the fitting at all. He's like, no, I trust it. And actually, the wardrobe girl, ooh. The wardrobe girl was a woman I knew. I got to see happen, but I'm like, wow. Oh my god. I bet she has some stories. I wonder, I mean, I like, now I'm, like, oh, she was like a family friend.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Like, our family's her friends, and she went on to be it, and it was so funny because when I got the part, she was like, Heather, like, and I'm like,, she was like a family friend like our families are friends and she went on to be it And it was so funny because when I got the part she was like Heather like and I'm like, oh my god Like she was older than I like our families like all into the same church and stuff and I was like oh so It was Drake and Josh and I was a mom Wait a small part but like a real part and and I was a mom winning in line to go on this like ride and and now remember I'm sitting there with standing there with Josh and Drake in the scene and they're like complaining about how long the ride is and I'm the mom and I have this kid that's a brat or whatever and so during the breaks I'm I say to Drake I go my son is named Drake too
Starting point is 00:43:20 he's two years old or whatever and then Drakeos um... well that's actually not my name it's my middle name i really was brian and and josh who's been on the show for like eight years with him goes what that that that's not that's what i'm that was my middle name that we just like made my stage date and he goes i'm telling you call you drake that was the beginning of the ant for Josh and Drake. Like they, they were never the same.
Starting point is 00:43:47 They were never the same. They were like, I probably Josh was like, look, I don't even fucking know you. And then when Drake Bell, like did some questionable stuff when you went on the road to high school, to high school places, learn from the best, they had Schneider. No, but like the, and then the Ant Schneider stuff,
Starting point is 00:44:01 the, the YouTube video of the foot fetish, the other thing on Zoe 101, where one where they were drinking like what was it they're using goupops and then they were popping it and it would just plan perfectly on a girl's face and then she said you know we as kids didn't know that that was what it looked like for a girl to get come on her face but all these adults you know it was the hidden me yeah
Starting point is 00:44:22 and i mean i've said this before but but when my kid would watch, like Icarly and all this stuff, why do these people, like, why do these girls have like hair extensions and eyelashes at 12 and talking about their boyfriend cheating? Why is all these themes like more adult than they should be? And the kids at home, like, don't know. They just see kids. So they're like, so it wasn't really weird sick thing
Starting point is 00:44:45 But it's still not enough to they did the right thing they just got rid of one We've never really had a damn Schneider interview, right? Like he's never come forward or one of these thing about this Tuesday We're excited. I are gonna talk about what I was Pass and why he didn't come into my What if that's the only topic you just keep hitting again? Okay, back to Drake and Josh. Did I take the story about the Millenium? Yeah. Why?
Starting point is 00:45:08 Why did you want to know which Stripes Futter I was going to wear as the bomb in the line? Dan, let me reenact this. I'm gonna take my clothes off in the corner. I just want you to watch this. What? Damn it. No, it is.
Starting point is 00:45:19 We're the dance nighters kind of like the, for a time he was like the Jerry Brookheimer of Kid Shows. Like that's what also is another thing. Like he had a cottage industry of anything brought so much money. Yes. Because you just kept creating the shows doing spinoffs. You know, and he wanted and he wanted Jeanette McCreated to like have a spinoff. She talks about that in her in her book and you know, so.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Yeah, I those shows are why, because you do, I have a niece and nephew when they were younger, what they would watch, it would be the same thing. I've just like, that's insig- And especially coming from an acting background where you know the set-up set-up on the rule of threes and all this stuff.
Starting point is 00:45:56 And it's like written like a multi-cam sitcom, but then sometimes it would go so far off-base for the kid show where I'd look around and go like, did my seven-year-old niece just niece just get that yeah but they don't know that's the thing that was so creepy so speaking of child actors nothing gets a child more work than a little girl that has a voice like a book or a ton realtor and that is Lindsay Lohan it is if you have a kid honestly if you have a kid who has a scrap a scratchy voice or if you're a attractive woman with a deep scratchy voice you can play a
Starting point is 00:46:32 hot detective yeah always remember Angie Harmon yeah was a model with a like all you you can be as gorgeous as possible but you'll be cast as a hardcore detective as long as you have a scratching deep voice or like I mean you had the Kathleen Turner back in the day yeah and she had that like and she you know that there was like a sex pot quality but like a Lindsey Longhand Scratchy voice just anyway she did an article and interview and she said I wish that social media did exist when I was growing up because then I could have Controlled my own narrative war which I thought was really interesting when you think about it
Starting point is 00:47:12 It's interesting because because when people have scandals or things happen Nowadays if someone was to say, you know like like I had this girl say awful stuff about me on a TikTok. Like the worst. Oh, yeah. And I was like, first I was like just ignoring, it's pissing me off, just ignoring. Then when I was reading misinformation in her video and the comments, I was like, well, yay! Like I don't have to sit around or call publicists, like I just went and did my own thing.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Yeah. And then I like let it go. And so with her, she did have the publicists and stuff. And there were things that maybe she feels like when all that stuff was going on where she was going through trouble. I mean, remember what she's dating Sam? Oh yeah. Samantha.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Samantha Ronson. So, Samantha Ronson. So, Samantha Ronson. So, Samantha Ronson. Samantha, Samantha Ronson. So, Samantha Ronson. So, Samantha Ronson. I remember one time seeing the two of them get in a car. I was leaving another event. And Guy's nightclub, remember that was like, yes. And I saw them like hop in a car. And I was like, oh my god.
Starting point is 00:48:17 And I started to like, she's them. Because I was so obsessed with her being like having a lesbian relationship with Sam Ronson. And so anyway, I don't know that she thinks that it could have gotten her in more trouble. She could have done some really awful tweets back then. She could have done some weird videos back then. Who knows, maybe it would have been good.
Starting point is 00:48:41 I mean, Amanda Bines was in charge of her Twitter account when everything was going down. I think the other side of that though is, it's like when she was in that four texts, which they all were at that time. It was like, Paris Hilton, Lindsey, Lohan, if you study pop culture, you know this period of time where they just kept getting arrested, kept getting arrested.
Starting point is 00:48:57 If they truly were in control, she likes to think that she would be able to speak as clearly as you did in your video combating those things. But in reality, you'd be like, you know what's going on? You know what I, you know what I hate? You know what I, like she, it would go, I think in a poor way. Right. And I think she wants to believe that it would have saved her in a lot of ways.
Starting point is 00:49:16 I just, I truly believe that everything works out the way it's supposed to work out. And so yeah, I don't, I think it would be more. She's not gonna Netflix come back. She has a Christmas. Yeah, the Christmas movie Christmas movie talked about that Christmas movie which is basically what do we say it was it was like overboard yeah meets parasolton
Starting point is 00:49:33 reality I don't know but good for her yes um yeah I've I've met her on a few occasions and when she do great alley when she did she guest hosted Chelsea lately and you know she And when she did, she guest hosted Chelsea lately. And you know, she, children actors are highly intelligent because they, you know, and they have to be able to read and memorize and all this stuff.
Starting point is 00:49:55 I'd be around adults. And so she did the show and she was, so she was our guest host for like one day and so professional, so nice, funny funny. I mean she's great. So hopefully she's Staying I don't know if she's completely sober, but you know not having any troubles really she got married She I mean there's been something really great Lindsay love my favorite was when she tried to kidnap the Middle Eastern children from their parents. Oh yes, the video she was like, no come, come.
Starting point is 00:50:31 And they were scared. Are they supposed to get away? Like, Hilaria Baldwin, but with Middle Eastern voice. Like, she was like, how do you say, do you need help? These children, these children are being taken by these people. And the woman's like, these are my kids, what is wrong with you? And she's I'm going to film this because you know, how do you say, um, we're going to get done shelter. It was numbers. I loved them. Um, also, I speaking of guys, I used to be the
Starting point is 00:50:57 general manager of a nightclub. There was a bottle service club called Monroe's back in the day off Melrose. And I would like, it was so, it was when before Lindsey Lohan was 21, if we, like we would let her in. Like this was before all this, like it was, it was just a known thing. You let those people in. Like you, you know, it's Lindsey's with us.
Starting point is 00:51:17 So okay, yeah, of course, just coming the back door, you know, that whole period of time, it was like when Kristian and I, and Aguilar would get hammered. When Kristian, you know, like, it was a very interesting time. And I'd be up, because I was a nerd of pop culture. I would be up just refreshing press,
Starting point is 00:51:29 Hilton, every, you know, like just to see what's new and what's new. Like when Misha Barton was dating Greasy Bear. And it was like that period of time. That's fun. Greasy Bear was, that was Brandon Davis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Brandon Davies' uncle was married
Starting point is 00:51:47 to Kim Richards. See, this is like the the the the Kevin Bacon of it all. And I mean, even like you go to the Kardashian family and how it's all interconnected with David Foster and all. Yeah. And somebody could do a whole thing. And it's all connected to Heather McDull, because Brandon Davies and is called is Dana Davies. And when I was at USC, she was a Theta, and everybody was like, are you gonna go to Dana Davies birthday party? And I'm like, no, how do I invite it? It's like a elaborate, fabulous party.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Like because everyone was just like, wanna be a friend? she's so fucking rich and I didn't get it but I was at a I was at a SA party and she was at it anyway anyway at all this is you are the Kevin Bacon of pop party I really am okay so let's talk about the real house wise of Beverly Hills the we are done with it now. We are over with it. I will say one thing I forgot to say on Monday now. When that part happens, where Kathy Hilton goes.
Starting point is 00:52:55 And you, well, I talked about that, touching the love of her throat. Like, oh, please, Kyle, it's about you, right? Touches the throat. Kyle? Yeah. And she's like, like oh and you know what you're saying Lisa Rennah ah your preaching to the choir you were right there with me okay now everyone's like you know why didn't Lisa Renn. Yes. And I think there's two reasons. One is that Lisa Rena is not,
Starting point is 00:53:31 there's a couple of theories of thought. Lisa Rena is not as premeditated as we thought. Didn't know where it was gonna go. So in the beginning she was bonding with Kathy and they were bitching about the other cast together. And then it went worse and by that time they're walking out of the van she's got a person in the car there's no play now she's in the house she locks the door she never. She just never at that point didn't even think to record it because I don't think she's ever like secretly recorded anything before. I vehemently disagree with you. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:05 I think this, I think 10, I think she's think, I think she thinks she's playing like 40 chess, but it's like just actual checkers. Yeah. And I think she was like really excited because she knew Kathy was in an agitated state. My, like my thing was like, why did Kathy, like Kathy is not as bumbling as people make her out
Starting point is 00:54:21 to be obviously, but like I would think Kathy, even in that agitated hate it state would be like there's no way in hell these are in his coming with me there's no way in hell because i think kathy knows that rena's a shitster but i think i mean no i know she knows how to get into fights with all these problem instagrammers rena she knows that i like do all of this like she's put herself in eight boxes she's so thought out i think that this is completely thought out
Starting point is 00:54:43 okay sorry just agree again because it when they're going to the caribou club there's a moment so thought out i think that this is completely thought out okay sorry disagree again because it when they're going to the caribou club there's a moment where catheter goes i don't think they're going to let me this alfa and Lisa renna's being really nice yes and she's like catheter you know and catheter even says to lease a we've known each other for really long time like we never really they never had issues before this trip.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Well neither did her and Denise Richards. And I think, so I have said this before, but I think that, so she has a, you know, at least we've all vented and talked to people. Yes. And then, like, and by the way, like off the records, it's between us, you can kind of say that, or you write a text,
Starting point is 00:55:25 and you say, don't talk about this. No Boeno. Yeah, no Boeno. Just to like confirm like this is between us. And at that point, Lisa Rinna had already sent texts saying what went down, and was like, I don't care that she's asked me not to say it I'm going to say it and then I think she shared it with Kyle and then Kyle did that post oh you better believe we're going to talk about it and so the whole thing is did Kyle
Starting point is 00:55:59 give the bat signal to the fan force five to say unleash the coyotes talk about it all and then she was like oh shit I didn't really think about what this would do it was like it's the same thing that every housewife does when they go on a show and they think oh I'm excited for the world and my husband to look back and see what a dick he was on the show when actually the husband never there's never one time where a husband is portrayed badly on a show and he gets nicer
Starting point is 00:56:35 he divorced he divorces them because he has to hear from all the robo-provo people that are like you're an awful husband and you're like oh my god I don't even want to defend myself. I don't want to say I'm sorry like I just want to retreat back I mean maybe the only person that I was a pk actually has raised in a steam with the Bravo audiences in Like they a lot of people think pk is like you know his new choppers like put them be dead That's where we go. He's always popping up and like people find him charming now we're in the beginning
Starting point is 00:57:05 but he has always been very sweet and respectful to the re we have never seen him like ever be rude and I think anytime they catch a husband being a little bit dismissive a rude or whatever bit dismissive a route or whatever or or shame from from O.C. Emily or any of that. It's like they launch on it because women want to see that other husbands are awful. It's their favorite thing to go. Oh my god, it's not. But then if they see someone that doesn't like they, you you know will like them to make sense so um... anyway okay well we mean never ever agree with this now what is your prediction of the cast because you just came over some scoop and i said save for the pod
Starting point is 00:57:54 so uh... the more of course she actually posted uh... a blind today and uh... problem cocktails i think picked it up as well saying that they are putting the show on pause. So it's not Rina on pause, that they're going to do what they did to New York and let it breathe. And, you know, which I would have, you know, you could see it going that way too. You're like, okay, it's gotten too intense actually behind the scenes.
Starting point is 00:58:17 The stuff we're not privy to. Obviously, you know, lawsuits have been threatened. There still is this Rina Kathy. I mean, Rina is still to this day. Like, I'm never gonna talk about it every again. And then yesterday she's posting stories about it. She's posting this, I got, why did she post?
Starting point is 00:58:31 Well, she posted the receipts of like, because Andy and the receipts, she remember in the first episode of the reunion, Andy's like, oh, I see you brought receipts. Supposedly, they had filmed the receipts and Andy on his show said, the receipts were actually involving the Elton John Yeah, it's fundraiser and we had already hit that so hard
Starting point is 00:58:48 She says there was more in that that Andy is not saying so we continue this mystery when she's like it's supposed to be done The season is over we can all relax and she's keeping this going so I Could see where they might need to put it on pause just to regroup and see where even all these ladies are with the with each other Like and the Diana Jenkins thing yesterday with like the the bot mystery Yeah, I mean, I think Diana's one and done by her choice. So who knows? Yeah, I mean, no she just there was no like fun or click or anything with her Like she just disappeared They said we found a bot. It was someone in San Francisco, but we don't know anything.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Yeah, it was like we know one, but they also pointed out that like they also had found so many overseas things and obviously people were using VPNs to mask their identity. So Garsell posted something just even this morning going, you know, like pretty much alleging like there is still no news about this. There's not like she didn't post. We have found this person. We, you know, and it's not just one person, but they're saying they have tracked it down to it was like queen of the something underscore to this one account near the San Francisco
Starting point is 00:59:55 area. Yeah. So Diana's one claiming like, I am telling you, I am Diana chickens of solve the case. And supposedly in this same press release that more lawsuits are pending or more season to cis or just more law, like the amount her lawyers have made this year off of the show has got to be astounding. Yeah, like I don't know. They're probably going to bring in some new people.
Starting point is 01:00:23 I talked to Dore read at the Halloween party. And I go, here's the thing, I'm like, she's like, oh, you know who knows, you know whatever. And I'm like, I don't wanna see anyone go. I am never someone that says fire them or anything. I never wanna see anyone go. And everybody I think needs two seasons. Except for Diana can go, sorry.
Starting point is 01:00:43 Yeah, but also, I was still up until the season to cease. I was still like, every housewife needs two seasons. I just except for Diana can go sorry. Yeah, but also I was still up until the season to cis. I was still like every housewife needs two seasons just to relax into it to see if there's another side that might come out in the second season. I know, but I still can't, I don't need to see Diana. Like what about can we keep asher? Diana. Yeah. Um, we, so I think if we could just get one or two new chicks to and also the, unfortunately, the Will Smith ex-wife, she kind of disappeared. It's not any fault of her own. She just didn't have any involvement. If she was driving the sprinter van,
Starting point is 01:01:19 then she would have a second season. She wasn't in Aspen. There was no way to get footing. And like she, so she got to go to some parties, but like it doesn't show, it doesn't mean that it could create a reaction. I think she wasn't Aspen actually. That's how like, remember she was like,
Starting point is 01:01:34 wasn't she at like Kimo's shop at the haps' store? I guess the right, I guess like. But that's how in the background she was, was that she was there, but we kind of in our minds of like, was she there? But it like kind of is a bummer, because people like, who cares about her? I'm like, it's not her fault. She's acting like a normal person.
Starting point is 01:01:48 It's in a reality show. She just wasn't any part of the drama. But as an actor though, don't you think the Lisa Rina like stuff? We've seen it, it's like an actor that is like a caricature of herself at this point where it's like there's no real in reality there anymore. It's like so extreme and so like sunset boulevard at this point where I just feel like you are forcing, like even as a soap opera actor, I feel like it's pushed. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:13 Is there any, I mean, I just feel like we're seeing it again and again and again. Okay, so what is your prediction? If they, I still have this weird alleged belief that like Renault was behind the scenes on some stuff that I don't think she should have been. If that can be proven, I think you automatically have to leave her. If not, like I've said before, leave everybody.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Like, let everybody stay. Like, I'm not the biggest fan of Renault, obviously, and I'm not the biggest fan of Erica Jane. But also, I wanna see, like, why did we, Erica Jane talks about getting dick the whole season. We don't see a shadow we figure outside the pool house like yeah get dick right like why don't we see it's like I want to see her on a date I want to see that like come on see what happens um Matthew Perry we talked about this what we have
Starting point is 01:02:58 not talked about it we talked about the book I watched the interview with Dan Sawyer and you know it was really interesting, it's really sad and it's just something that anytime I've like read anything about addiction or known it own people in my family addiction, it's that first moment that they get drunk or high and they're like, now I feel normal. And it doesn't mean that you came from a family of abuse. And it doesn't mean it just there's something in you that the first time that you get drunk or high that you feel normal that the addiction kicks in. And another person can get drunk at 14 and wait another two weeks and maybe get buzzed again or whatever or have a normal life. And it's just a really scary thing as a parent
Starting point is 01:03:48 because it's like, I don't know what my kids reaction will be. My two older kids have gotten drunk and had drinks and seem to be fine today. But I mean, I have another son that has not had anything. And it's like, I don't know. Like, it's really scary. Like, as a parent who like, think, and you're the story, because you just don't know. Like, that was the part that stood out to me. Like, the Matthew Pearleg lane on the ground, he goes, this is what normal people must be like all the time. And he's like, what if you did? Like, I can't imagine what my parents were
Starting point is 01:04:21 like thinking of that too. Of like, I remember being drunk as a skunk for the first time and my mom had really, during college and was like Christmas break, my mom having to come get me and putting like a grocery bag over my head to catch whatever, like if I got sick in the car and like she taught me a lesson the next day. I had a work and she was like, I'm sick
Starting point is 01:04:38 and she's like, no, you get up and you go to work. This is what happens. Like you will, your responsibility. And it taught me a big lesson that day of like, you know, don't, I don't know, it's really sad. And the matter of everything. No way. It's really sad. And I really feel like, you know, his stepdad is Keith Morrison. I know. We saw those pictures. And I really thought, my God, no one thinks about what it must have been like for Keith Morrison
Starting point is 01:05:07 to marry this woman who he loves, who every day is waking up, struggling because her son is struggling. It doesn't matter how rich you are. And Chris Jenner said this to me and I think this is so for control. As a mom, you're only as happy as your least happy child. That's what my mom, my mom, like, that's not her face. It's not as famous. I don't know, but my mom is, but it means so, it means the same.
Starting point is 01:05:37 So I'm like, it doesn't matter. Like that you, it's just so hard. And I mean, yes, he does talk about that his parents were there and you know almost died and all these times And it's just like he's a colostomy back. It's just it's just a shame and But that's that's what I got out of it. I unfortunately don't think there's that much juicy scoop in this book Can you imagine Keith Morrison having to talk to Matthew parent like I didn't was there like Matthew like in that Keith Morrison voice of like, where were you last night?
Starting point is 01:06:07 You know, like in that kind of date line voice, that just must have been, I just keep thinking I used to wanna be Matthew Perry so bad as a young actor. And like, I would have, I, like he said, he prayed to be famous and all that. He's a God, I don't care what you do to me, just make me famous.
Starting point is 01:06:22 But for all of us young actors growing up, like when friends was like the biggest show on TV, I used to pray that I could be Matthew Perry. I used to pray that I could like, you know, just even land a job even close to that. And then to hear that throughout that whole time, he was only sober one season. That's the crushing reality of Hollywood
Starting point is 01:06:41 is that it didn't matter. Like, you know, like not, he was going through so like hell the whole time and I thought he was one of my heroes. Right, it's always like, I always say that about so many people like when you hear something awful or what they're struggling with,
Starting point is 01:06:56 my husband and I will be like all the money in the world. Like wouldn't trade, would not trade like no. And it's just, yeah, I remember that. I remember being in an acting class with this guy. And he's like, I see myself as a Matthew Perry. And he was wearing the bowling shirts. And he was like practicing the cadence of the sitcom talk.
Starting point is 01:07:17 And like, and you know, there were so many copycat and pratch pilots like there was one in San Francisco and there was one, literally an anchorage that my friend got the last one season There was one in Chicago like everyone's trying to do these cap cat shows and trying to have that momentum and everything and it was also just really amazing And also just like that when they flash back to the Jennifer Aniston part where she was like When she was brought up in 2004 after the show had ended and she started to cry one day and sorry I asked her about Matthew and she's just like, we didn't know what to do.
Starting point is 01:07:57 And that's what's really hard like whether you look back and you're only a kid and you're like, why didn't I tell my mom that my brother was using or whatever the case might be. And it's like, you need to forgive yourself because like think about it. They didn't want to end the show for everybody involved from the grip to the whatever. And they didn't want to betray him by being like,
Starting point is 01:08:24 listen, you've got to take him by being like, listen, you've got to take him off the show, he's got to have immediate rehab. And then, and they're just like, almost like hoping every day that they can get through it and he doesn't die on their watch without them doing everything that they were kind of probably torn inside, like how far do we take it?
Starting point is 01:08:41 Cause he's still managing to show up. And he thinks he's keeping this huge secret. He thinks he's doing the best job. And that's the thing he's fascinating about. People is the lengths they'll go through, whether it be your Randall Emmets or your secrets that they keep. That later on, you're like, I didn't see that at all.
Starting point is 01:08:58 I was a man of expression. The total double life, yeah. I was worried, but I didn't know the extent that I should have been worried. The hiding, yeah. Yeah. And then when he said that he would go to the open houses and steal from the From the viking and everyone's medicine cabinet and as a realtor I Would always follow the people and I was selling a house and they were like make sure you know
Starting point is 01:09:21 You never let anyone go upstairs by themselves and I guess we did and something was stolen but it was a very rare red-headed cabbage patch doll. Oh no it was bad. The people were fucking pissed and I was like was Matthew Perry selling that couch, I'll for drugs. No, but I would do, like really? I was like, this is like a really good, that's now like most homes, I think they are like are like, staged for this exact reason.
Starting point is 01:09:54 Oh yeah, the Oppenheim group is into it this year. Yeah, because it's like, yeah, you just don't have, and like, but back then, people staging didn't even exist, and people would go in and could take stuff. They just sold the house I was living in, I mean, my roommate and the agency had the listing
Starting point is 01:10:12 and it was like right off Melrose and Martell and really nice place. And they did these open houses and I didn't even think but like my home studio is in there. And I have a giant oil painting of Tom Gerardi and his brothers from the auction. And I have lingerie and I have all of these like stupid memorabilia like where like
Starting point is 01:10:33 and the agency person like I didn't realize like the agency connection, the agency was like, we had a couple questions about the room. People were scared, like people were, next time if you could take down something like I would put pictures of like Diana Jenkins and stuff, like so I was trying to do like, you know, retail juicy scoop, you know, I would talk about it.
Starting point is 01:10:53 I didn't even realize that like that would possibly creep people out of going into a man's room and seeing just Erica Jane lingerie, just a bunch of Bravo products and a huge oil. Oh, there is. I just didn't know if you were made aware of this. Erica Jane lingerie just a bunch of bravo products and a huge oil areas I just didn't know if you were made aware of this Hilaria Baldwin she too has a podcast thank God Yes, and we listen to just a little trailer
Starting point is 01:11:18 no But she is not but she's from Spain right, she's that's where she's from. So how would she not have? I mean, very funny though, like that she is not keeping up. I think it's just because, I think it's because Alex is not around. I think she created that whole persona to impress to get Alec Baldwin.
Starting point is 01:11:41 And I don't think I've said this before. I think when it all came out that she really wasn't from Spain, even though he'd talk about it on talk shows, you know my wife is Spanish and she's from Spain and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and he would do the accent and everyone loved it. It was so funny. And when it got all revealed that she didn't
Starting point is 01:11:58 and people liked it was Alec in on it. I'm like, do you think he asked her about her high school career? Do you think he ever was like, so what was high school like growing up in Spain? When did you come fluent in English? He never fucking asked her. He didn't care. And so, but a little bit that I heard, she sounds very
Starting point is 01:12:18 very very, very, very, very important. I've come from Kansas. She probably has more American of an accent than I do in, and the thing is, she's just, like I just love that the further You weigh the more people forget like so you know eventually if she just keeps just avoiding and avoiding But I would have loved to have been on those conversations when the first hit because Alex did use this at every talk show appearance He would be wife spain jokes on stern on
Starting point is 01:12:40 Also, I love that it's always outspoken and unfiltered oh shut up and you're not you're not outspoken what have you outspoken what have you talked about that's been outspoken outspoken and complete liar like what what have you taken a big stance on the use of cucumber and a recipe like what has been outspoken about you like what has when has there been an article about you written like I cannot believe halaria baldwin she blew the little bit of this yet now cares uh... okay tell me we're not on winter how i'm not watching but i would like
Starting point is 01:13:16 by no lot of people are what is the scoop on winter house have you you're familiar with summer house right summer house and i know most of the pieces a combination of like southern charm cast familiar with summer house, right? A summer house and I know most of these people. So this is a combination of like, southern charm cast members and summer house cast members. They go to Stovermont, where Kyle Cook from summer house, like he used to grow up like skiing with his parents. So they put him in this house, they give them unlimited booze, I'm assuming.
Starting point is 01:13:37 But we're seeing them now on the, like, kind of having a little bit of that bravo fame. So this second season is already amazing because Craig Connover from Southern Charm, he's like the pillow king and has pillow money. So he takes the main room with pages of Sorbo from Summer House, they're dating, and he gives Kyle and Amanda $500 each so they won't bitch about not having the main room.
Starting point is 01:13:59 He goes, here's for your time. And he refuses to clean up, so he like binge drinks because his sorority buddy, his fraternity buddy, is on the show now. Which one is that guy? This one? This is the first season picture.
Starting point is 01:14:13 The second season, he's the guy that wears a pearl necklace. He's, his name's Corey and he wears a pearl necklace. He's a double necklace wear, which is always something to worry about. But they pretty much- Is he straight? Yeah. He wears-
Starting point is 01:14:29 He wears like a full pearl strand or just one pearl. One pearl necklace, a full pearl strand necklace. I've noticed that guys are starting to wear pearl necklaces. But I thought- Yeah, but everyone that I thought was a gay guy wearing a pearl necklace. This is Craig's fraternity brother. And so he's a new cast member, but it's really interesting,
Starting point is 01:14:48 because Craig is in this kind of king of bravo stance, where he's like been drinking, just stomping on tables like the cool-aid man. He's the guy, yeah, the, with, you'll see there, to the right of all. I cannot believe that Paige has like ski jacket boots on. Those are so cute on her.
Starting point is 01:15:07 I mean, don't just gorgeous. But Craig is like, Paige will be in the bedroom with Amanda Lane down and just like, it's hysterical because Paige had so much to say about Kyle and Amanda's. Oh my God, who's this girl that has like, like a globe on her inner thigh? What is that?
Starting point is 01:15:23 What is she? She's got crazy tattoos. With the forest from summer house that did Kyle and Amanda's flowers and now she's on the show. So it's like a weird thing. Oh, and Jason's the guy that used to be with Lindsay last season
Starting point is 01:15:37 and they had the trigger warning like the baby, the miscarriage. But anyways, Austin just came in so it's basically just people binge drinking on a small house and then waking up the next day and doing like, man do man activities, they go skiing and like, ski hard and then the girls stay back and like talk with each other.
Starting point is 01:15:56 But for me, it's completely fascinating just because it's the minutia of these like relationships. It's like, I find not as, now I'm coming out of the Matthew Perry story, this is horrible. The binge drinking is funny to me in this thing because Craig, by the way, sorry, I'm realizing now I'm to blame for this. No, it's just like Craig is like the pillow king
Starting point is 01:16:19 and he tries to hold himself and like, he's getting into fights like, Luke, if you flip in touch pages here one more time, I'm gonna fucking end you. And it's just all this testosterone that I find hysterical because that's not how my life has been. So it's like just guys fighting with guys and girls talking to girls and I could watch it forever.
Starting point is 01:16:39 All right, well good. I'm glad you like it. I'm glad you like it. I'm glad you like it. Salt Lake, I I fast forward through some stuff too. Wow. Like a little bit. See for me, this has been such a breath of fresh air from like the high intensity of the social media aspect of Beverly Hills. So I kind of enjoy like Salt Lake. We only have five women here and I feel like that's another thing. Even Jen Shaw is coming up leccable in these things,
Starting point is 01:17:07 where you're just like, I cannot wait for that flip to happen where she has to like, change her plea. So, to me, it works on two levels, where I'm kind of enjoying that each of these ladies, like Lisa Barlow talking to her son, and he's like, Fudge College, mom, that to me was hysterical. Like, Fudge College, like, that was like him being rebellious
Starting point is 01:17:27 by saying the Fudge word, but not even, I don't know. I don't know, for me it's a refreshing breath after being called. Yeah, okay, it's good. It's just not, they're just not Beverly Hills. No, nothing's not Beverly Hills. Like Michael Bay of reality shows. I feel like, yes, but I'm watching it all, I'm watching it all. And, I mean, is there any show that you love to watch I feel like it shows. Yes, but I'm watching it all. I'm watching it all.
Starting point is 01:17:46 Is there any show that you love to watch that you're like, I sit down and it goes so quick that it's not doesn't feel like work? Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills. Even when it was like, okay, so Beverly, I mean, that's true. Never been boring to me. I have never fast-forward through anything on Beverly Hills. And you've probably went back and rewatch scenes too.
Starting point is 01:18:06 Yeah, I just think there's just times where I'm like, there'll be a new character on one of these housewives and they'll be like talking to their husband or talking to their kid or something. And I'm just like, don't care. Like, the only time I fast-forward through scenes is when one person isn't with any other of the housewives and it's like honestly I'm gonna say I don't care I this is so mean do it please I don't want to know
Starting point is 01:18:37 about your parents your elderly parents health stuff so you couldn't go here with Rina on that stuff it's not that I couldn't go here with Rina on that stuff. It's not that I couldn't go there. I'm okay with her talking. But I'm saying featuring the older person that's struck like there's I've said this before like people we there with women that sit down and watch the show and they are women majority of it besides Ryan. They're women. I know there's a lot more guys. But we don't want to see your potty training struggles. We know you think it's really funny, it's not entertaining.
Starting point is 01:19:12 And a lot of people deal with like worrying about their elderly parents. So I never found those scenes like with, like rest in peace, my parents are gone too. And there was a a time I thought they were I always thought my parents were so funny. Okay. And then there was a time when we're like these people came and like wanted to show about us. And they were like so bad on camera. They were so bad on camera and like so awkward and so guarded. And I'm like it's why I think sometimes when comedians then get a sitcom about their life and then people act as those people they're they're
Starting point is 01:19:52 also not funny like there's times where you just telling a story about your family as a stand-up is such a funnier art form than seeing it like acted out oh yeah because I think like yeah so I think like I get it that's their life so we have to see that, you know, like to the Lord says mom being sick, like I feel for her, she's a good daughter. To me, it's just not interesting. It's like, it's depressing and sad
Starting point is 01:20:13 and so many of us are dealing with like, at this age, like parents going sick or getting all the time, but we have to show up because we gotta be real to the show. But like, that to me is not interesting. I'd like to see more husbands. I'm bummed that like Beverly Hills, there's no men in it.
Starting point is 01:20:30 You know, and why did we lose on the reunion? Like the men come for the other reunions. Beverly Hills, you had Mauricio PK. Like, I mean, I love that we still have never seen one like of like Kathy's husband, like Rick, you know, like we've just seen pictures. But I mean those husbands, I think like, they don't even get brought out of the reunion this year. Well, I think because they want to Kathy so badly that she, I mean, it's just like anybody that like
Starting point is 01:20:53 gets a job like I remember when I got my job until see lately, I was like, oh my gosh, I'll never ask to leave early for my kids and nothing, nothing, nothing. And then like a few years later, they hire Josh Wolf, who's like leaving at three o'clock to see his son's baseball game. And he was like, yeah, I told him that they wanted me. I'm leaving one of my kid at his baseball game. The kid was 14. And I was like, what?
Starting point is 01:21:15 And I'm like, they just, so I think she, she was like, no, you're not gonna see my husband. He's not comfortable being on it. He's not an idiot. He knows he's not gonna look great you know he could look older fumbling or just not it's a status jam and i think p-camore still like it they love the top line so it and it's and they come off great so it's fine they
Starting point is 01:21:36 don't you know and then um... also i think sometimes they go out to dinner with other brawbust people and those men are like stay the fuck out of it as much as you can i mean do you remember when who was it
Starting point is 01:21:52 it was you'll on that got into it with who did she get into it with what Beverly Hills has been was it p.k.a. no was it because i know that was p.k.a. was with erica jane but i was no was it because i know that was pk was with airg a jane well i was a little ken or something was it around the uh... lines i don't know but like it just it looks so bad what's really bad is if the women are being attacked by the other women and the husband doesn't do anything about it
Starting point is 01:22:21 can oh yeah ken Todd was getting mad at look you know like we all know Ken Todd is you know so their relationship is he's very protective of Lisa Vanderpump but now I think that people have been watching this shows for 15 years. A husband comes in and has probably had real housewife husband consultants type of people be like stay I've talked to these people with a lot of these we all know to stay in the back and like we don't get involved. We let them have their fights. We're having drinks in the back. We hate when the cameras come around.
Starting point is 01:22:55 We don't say anything interesting. We don't get involved and they're smart. But then you get the thirst traps like the real housewives and New Jersey that like want to go together and they're doing a And, and so good for them. But also I miss, and like, and then you have the ones that don't get it yet for the first season ones like the errands and these Richards husband. Yeah. I'm like, let me explain about 5G to everyone.
Starting point is 01:23:13 Yeah. And she was like, I just, I'm stone just trying to enjoy myself from the cameras. Right. And he's like, let me tell you about Faraday cages. And like, that's what I live for as those moments. And then you know that she being that she's, you know, an experienced person and she was probably like grabbing his leg and then when they left the party,
Starting point is 01:23:32 she's like, we are Mike. And she's also being followed by Big Pharma right now. She knew they were doomed when he was trying to explain his weird business. And like, you know, and thank God for only fans and now he takes photos of her and she's like, hard to tell. Don't you love her only fans journey started because of her daughters only fans journey? Isn't that wild? Her daughter started it. And then didn't he realize it was a good pathway to go. No. No. It started because the daughters became 18. We okay. And there's no
Starting point is 01:24:00 child support. And I don't think a lot of people are going to errands thing and I think she realized I'm still pretty and I can make this at home and be with my younger daughter who special needs instead of going and doing a moving Canada. Yeah well she used to come to the acting studio that I think it was a lot of things that lined up in which it just made sense for her to do it. Would it make sense to you for her to come back to Beverly Hills if they make no cast change? 100% would you want to see her back? 100% would you want to go further and bring like, Randy and Camille, how far would you go?
Starting point is 01:24:36 I really like Brandy. I don't think she'd fit in anymore, but I think that and I, but I like Brandy like on a girls' trip and stuff. I just don't think her lifestyle Is like fitting in with the girls. Yeah, and I don't think she like has a connection to any of them I noticed that like Camille and Denise and like they do stuff together And so it's like if they could come in together as X wise for like there has to be a friendship and
Starting point is 01:25:02 Camille is cool like she's and Camille what I mean Camille is cool, like she's. And Camille, I mean Camille is very active in housewives Twitter and housewives everything. And she wants to come back of course. And so it's like, oh yeah, they all want to come back. But Sutton was collecting an army it seemed recently because she was posting photos with everybody.
Starting point is 01:25:19 Camille, like I'm like Sutton is like getting file and ranks behind her. She started like taking people to to the Stevie Nicks concert, like old cast members, so I was like, what is going on behind the scene? I think they may have just seen each other there. But that's what it would make sure, you know? But that's what it's got to do, you know?
Starting point is 01:25:35 Get the photo exactly. And it's like, so I think, yeah, I think that that would be really juicy. But that's what I find interesting about the husband aspect. It's like, yeah, and that's probably annoying. That's probably annoying to Lisa Renna too, because she's like, do you know how much
Starting point is 01:25:50 like Harry fucking bitch is that mean? When he even has to do one scene and make a blueberry pie? Harry's like, I'm a original theater just to get away from filming. Like, exactly. So that's probably also builds to her resentment. You know what, I'm sure there's times where Lisa Renna's
Starting point is 01:26:05 venting to someone and being like, Harry fucking Hamlin, had to serve, we had to compost, okay, motherfucker. And that fucking, Rick Hilton, we don't even see him sip of martini, like comes to nothing, doesn't mean, they don't even get to ask her about it. And if they do, it gets cut.
Starting point is 01:26:23 Why is someone like, why doesn't Rick like why doesn't there could be scenes because like if I was least a rena I would be like kind of let me ask you a question you think Rick is still bitter that maristio has the biggest real estate company in the world and when he had him join his company you guys were living in a one bedroom apartment. Do you think that bothers you? Do you think that bothers Kathy? And then like, yeah, and then of course.
Starting point is 01:26:51 You know that's all on the cutting. Like the secrets revealed episode for this season would be insane because it would be all Rina, I'm sure, bringing up topics that they could not use. Yeah, but I think, I mean, I think Kathy like had that down. Like he's not going to be in it. Yes. Neither is Paris. and I want to promote my to Killer is Baron and Conrad not one kid we've seen And that's why she's like that's fine make me a friend and she also did have that relationship with mbc
Starting point is 01:27:15 Peacock because they I love Paris that she was like a lead on yeah was on peacock so she can't throw her dick around I do think she was saying I'll destroy this and all those ladies, like all those ladies, I've seen her have fits. The only difference is this one wasn't on camera. But she did say I'm just a friend, but I won't come back as a friend if Erica and Lisa are there. And I think she's just like, I think she's fine either way.
Starting point is 01:27:39 I think if they ask her back and they don't come back, she'll have one, won the ultimate like thing. And if they say, sorry, you still want to do it, she can always change her mind or she can say, no, I'm not going to. I think it's like Tom Brady in the off season where she's like, no, I'm not doing it. And then it gets closer and all the fans are clamoring because she really does seem to like the fan attention. Yes. But you know, I'll see her pop up and just random post that she's not tagged in. And so I think it could be that and she'll be, you know, I'll see her pop up and just random post that she's not tagged in.
Starting point is 01:28:05 And so I think it could be that and she'll be like, no, I'm coming back. I'm playing. I got to play. I got to do this season. I think even with that, what about, okay, what about, oh my God, this could be so juicy. It's never going to happen, but it's a dream. This is my dream of a cast. Okay.
Starting point is 01:28:23 Kim Richards. Kathy and Kyle. I just, I just quiver. of a cast. Okay, Kim Richards. Kathy and Kyle. Did I just did I just quiver? Kim, Kyle and Kathy. Okay, Denise, Lisa, Runa, Camille, Erica Chained, that's it. What about a bander pump?
Starting point is 01:28:43 What about all three? Oh, and Dree. Dree, Dree, just Dree, just Dree. Just Dree, Dree. Just Dree. And listen, this is no disc against anybody else this will never happen. But imagine, because we can't have 12 people. Imagine that as a cast.
Starting point is 01:28:56 It would be, no. And by the way, that should be Kyle's last season too, with the Kim and Kathy, that Kyle should be going in, like football players, or like this is my last season too, with the Kim and Kathy, that Kyle should be going in like football players or like this is my last season, my last season going into filming and they treat it like that. And it would be just so exciting and it would be brutal because Kyle would walk out of there just battered and beaten. And also with the Lisa Rinne stuff, I think there's a good chance of like a ghost of Christmas
Starting point is 01:29:21 past kind of thing with bringing like Denise and all of these people Lisa has wronged over these seasons to come back and haunt her in Lisa's final season. This could be incredible. Like yeah, remember when Lisa Rinna said that she does exaggerate when she's like did you say my sister with your death and she The silent film acting face I don't remember saying that so then when Kathy said do you remember saying You're you're preaching to the choir which I think is a pretty like specific line Near death and preaching to the choir is a pretty specific line that i definitely think came out of those lips everybody
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