Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Marrying A Menendez Brother and RHOC Controversy

Episode Date: July 4, 2023

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Hello and welcome to Extra Juicy, Juicy Scoop. That's right. This is where I go through the week, talk about some of the shows that happen, what was maybe a lot of people buzzed about or not. I also get into the more personal stuff. In this one, I have some juicy stories about my life from the past 15 years, with some housewives and things that reminding me of them and watching their latest episodes. So let's get into it first. I just want to say yes. Ryan C. Crest did have somewhat of a scandal, not compared to other men his age, but there

was some accusation made by I believe a wardrobe assistant at E. There was an investigation, but I guess there was not enough to get him in trouble. There was unfounded or whatever. So when I say that I think he has a pretty clean record in this industry for a man of his age, yeah, I stand by that. All right, let's get into it now. I did watch most of Real House as of OC. I know I haven't covered it that much, but I did watch it. And I really got

invested in the Heather DeBro IMBD Taylor Armstrong scoop. Now, I want to also say, I think one of the nicest compliments I get from doing this podcast is when someone writes on my YouTube or on my Instagram, I don't even watch these reality shows. I don't watch and just like that. I don't watch Housewives. I don't watch Vanderpupp, but Heather makes it interesting and why it's a cultural phenomenon.

So I'm not gonna do like, you know, every little recap of the show, but I will tell you why this is interesting. So Taylor Armstrong, who came over from Beverly Hills, which by the way, I had a long visit with Taylor Armstrong. We were both in New York City doing the up fronts for Bravo and E. That is where, because I was on Chelsea lately and also did after lately, they invited just a couple of us from the show.

It was Sarah Colona, who by the way, unfortunately Sarah's dad has passed away. So center some love as a girl who has also lost the dad to cancer. It doesn't matter that they're... I mean, you guys know, it just is a really hard, hard thing. And even when your loved one is suffering, and even when they've lived a full life, you know, I always...

I was just like, no man will ever love me the way my dad did. He just absolutely doored me, and I know that Sarah's dad did too. So just reminding me of that. So give her love, keep her in your prayers. So Sarah Colona, Bradwalk, another sum that was just brought up. Where's Bradwalk? Bradwalk was the red hat on Chelsea lately. I think you just did Chris Frenjola's show. So check that out, cover to cover. He is a great guy. We always had so much fun working on the show together. He is a great guy. We always had so much fun working on the show together

But he even though he appeared on the show he was also an executive and he went on to do other shows like David Spade show that ended because of COVID and So I mean, I think he's just still in the behind the scenes part of entertainment and He is great. We've run it. We've had a couple lunches over the years with this other guy, Tom, who was the other EP and they worked together. And we're all good. Love him to death. Anyway, so Brad, myself and Sarah went to the upfronts, which was like, you meet these

advertisers and it's just like a big thing and it's a fun trip. And Taylor Armstrong was there and I had just finished reading her book and I believe this is after unfortunately, God, I don't remember. I would have to go back and look at the time, but for those of you don't know, this girl Taylor Armstrong was on Beverly Hills Housewives. And she had this husband named Russell. And Camille Grammer revealed while they were filming, at least at Vander Poem's house, that she, that he hits her. Very dark moment. And she, that's where the famous sign of Camille Gramma goes. And now we've said it.

Now we've said it. And it appears that some of the other people may have known, like Adrian Maloo for whatever, and didn't bring it up on camera, was respecting the situation. So it got out with that, with that. They ended up getting divorced, or they were the myths of a divorce,

and he unfortunately killed himself. She then went on to marry her attorney, and they've been married for a long time and they live in Orange County and they raise their daughter who must be like 16 now. And she's the first crossover to get on Real House as a Vose See, which is like a big deal for you to go from one franchise to the other. Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed it. We went back to my hotel room. She was so shocked that I had read her book. She's like, wow, and then I brought up other housewives'

books. And she's like, wow, you really like know how to read. And I mean, it's shocking to me that when you absolutely know someone and you're there a co-star, you personally know them, you grew up with them. And they wrote a memoir why you wouldn't go grab that book and read it in fucking six hours. I mean, it's like literally. She's like, none of my housewives have read my book. I'm like, oh my god. Anyway, it's pretty juicy.

She grew up in Oklahoma. She came out to LA and you know, met Russell. It was definitely like looking for a rich guy. I can't remember the show that much but anyway last night she revealed that she is bisexual and had a girlfriend for five years before getting married to this guy russell so kind of interesting anyway she gets on the show and she tells how the d'bro how the d'bro is you know a former actress married Mary Treblasic surgeon. Tells Heather DeBro, oh my God, I am so excited.

I am doing this movie in Oklahoma. They have offered me a part. It's a big deal movie. And there's actually a part for you. And I brought them up to you and they are interested. And I just think that you're a real actress how they're going to want to be in it. And how there's like, I don't know what this part is.

I don't know. You don't just give parts away. I mean, there's a whole thing. How many hours do I have to work? How many days? Do I have a hair? Can I choose my own hair and makeup? Are there days for pickups?

Is it sag after? Is it SAG after? Is it union? What is my transportation there? Do I have my own personal driver from set? She's like going off, we're like, we're get it. We get it. You're a legit, real actress. So then Taylor and Tamara start to kind of rip on Heather DeBrow and that they these producers want Heather to

put herself on tape reading the part. And she's like isn't it weird that they just gave it to me and then they actually want Heather to audition. And Tamra's being kind of snarky like well let's bring up her IMBD which is basically your resume online. And she's like wow this stuff is from a really long time ago. I'm like shut up Tamra, you know what Heather DeBro's life was and the same thing happened when Heather DeBro joined the show. So Heather DeBro had all these parts. She was a regular on the Judging Carthie's sitcom which by the way had this guy in it who I had a crazy night making out with at Chateau Marmont and he was a regular in the show and he told me that he came out here from Chicago with this girlfriend who he was going to marry and while

he was auditioning for roles and whatnot he'd come home and every day she was watching the Menendez trial. Her name was Anna. She ended up marrying one of the Menendezes. He would, the men, one of the, I think it's Eric. He would call the house and tell this guy the struggling actor, like put my girlfriend on the phone mother fucker. And he was like, what is happening? They break up. She marries him. And the Menendez brother ended up cheating on her even though they never had conjugal visits. he cheated on her later on, because I remember seeing a special on it,

and she's like, I don't know, we're gonna tell our friends. They're gonna be so disappointed in him. And I'm like, your friends, what do you mean? Did you put them on speakerphone? You'd have like a dinner party, but some other girl started to write him and visit him, and that's, so she broke up with him. Anyway, I always thought that was just so funny that you, that's a girl would cheat on

a struggling actor with a person who was accused of murdering both their parents. Okay. Anyway, he was on the Jennie McCarthy show too. I auditioned for the Jennie McCarthy part to be the best friend and I was very excited because I thought I I liked Jenny McCarthy. The part was they were two Catholic girls that now live in LA from Chicago and I read for that part and I didn't I honestly didn't really even come close but I didn't get it and Heather Page can't is what she went by. She got the part. Then I remember seeing this other show she was in, which was about a thirty-three-year-old woman who goes back to college and Gina Rollins or nobody I was in Gina Rollins. No, it wasn't Gina Rollins. It was another

Ellen Burstein who's a famous actress played her mother and it was like a CBS Eight o'clock at night big show and Heather Page Kent was a star of it Anyway, so many years back, she gets on the show, Tamara invites, introduces me to her. Oh, before she introduced me to her, I'm watching the show, and Alexis Palino is ripping on her alleged acting career. She is also saying, I'd never seen her anything,

is she really an actress being kind of snooty? Because Heather DeVro had just joined the show. The one and only time I was on Watch What Happens Live, I went on with Tamra because we were very close and she was like, I'm going to get on Watch What Happens Live and I got you on and I was so excited. And so I said to Chelsea and my bosses, can I go on Watch What Happens Live and I'll only miss Monday work because I'm gonna be there for the up front in New York.

That's where I met Taylor. I'm gonna spend the night. I'm just thinking this is kind of a crazy weekend. I'm gonna spend the night Sunday night stay one more day because that Sunday I'm gonna do the show with Tamara. And I kind of regret what I wore. I was sort of wearing like a Luan inspired off the shoulder turquoise dress. And I actually never watched it back.

It was on my DVR and I kept putting it off to watch it. And then we like switched servers or whatever. And then when I came and everything was erased and all of a sudden we were like dish network and we weren't whatever we were before. So I never actually saw my episode that I was on. The one and only time was on Walter Thumb's live. Tamer and I go out, we have fun, we have some drinks. That night I had the weirdest fucking dream that I'm like literally like this guy is on top of me. I feel the hairs of his arms and it was so creepy and it was like I couldn't get him off of me. I feel the hairs of his arms and it was so creepy and it was like I couldn't get him off of me. This was the dream. The next day my PR person calls me and goes,

I know this is a weird thing to ask, but do you have a ghost story? And I'm like, you mean like A&E's, whatever it's called. It was called, it was called, it was called, um, Slavery Ghost Story. And I said, it's crazy if you would have asked me two days ago, I would have said, no, I do not. But now that you asked me, I did have a really weird thing, happened at the London Hotel in New York. This past weekend when I was doing the E-Upfronts and the Watcher Habsive.

And I tell the story and he's like, okay, and I go, but I'm kind of like not into ghosts and psychics. Like, does this even pay? And he goes, yes, it pays $6,000. And I was like, oh, I've got a ghost story. So I have to talk to the guy and I talk to my one friend who like worked on like ghost television or whatever. And she's like, you got to add more to the story. Ghosts always fuck with the heater. So like, add that it was suddenly cold, and then it was suddenly hot in the room.

And I go, well, I did keep misplacing my lip liner. And that was weird. The lip liner kept seem to be kept moving. And I'm pretty organized what I travel because I do my own hair and makeup. So then as I'm telling the producer, I'm like, so is this guy like a cross-strecking, treasing like old rapist that's like into wearing my makeup but also has hairy arms.

I'm like, wants to fuck me. It was so weird. Anyway, I got on the show. And I remember I lied to the people at Chelsea lately, including Rod Wallick. And I said, oh, Friday, we didn't tape. And I go, Friday, I'm gonna be late, I have a doctor's appointment. Anyway, I printed out the directions

to the place in Burbank, and I forgot to pick it up, and it was in the copier at Chelsea lately. And then when I got there at like 12 o'clock, they were like, we know you lied. We know that you did celebrity ghost stories and that is so fucking cheesy. Like you're such a loser for doing it. And at the time Diablo Cody was a really good friend of Chelsea and her husband was working on our show as an editor and she's a person who wrote Juno, and I think Sarah was gonna be in one of her movies.

And I remember I'm like, I'm sorry I'm not into the Albuquerque movie, but it pays $6,000, and that is practically a full year of Catholic school for one of my three kids, and we weren't taping, and so yeah. It's like the executive producer who is this woman is like, well, you just have to be really transparent.

I'm like, oh my God. Anyway, the show came out and I was so, it was so ridiculous because Peter was laughing so hard he never seen me be like serious in any television thing because they don't see my shots lightly. And I have to, like they had me keep saying like how scary it was and the arms and how he was pushing his thry his body against mine and how I couldn't find my lip liner. And it was just so. So you guys have seen me.

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Code juicy. Anyway, so when I'm on that watch, what happens live? I bring up that, yes, Heather Page can't, Heather Page can't, is what can't is what you want by 4 to bro was I was always going up for the same parts as she and she would get them. There was like another part that she got as well. I cannot remember, but it was definitely the Jenny McCarthy and then something else and then I saw that oh when the actual show came out I saw the previews and I was like oh that girl

that other Heather because her name was Heather So then of course she loved me because I stood up for her on the show and she's like, you know, so then I Go out to Newport one night and I had dinner with Tamra and Heather at we go to drinks at her house the first house that you saw in the show and The six of us with the husbands go out to eat It's really fun and we're friendly. And then when I started my juicy scoop podcast at podcast one, she was like, this is amazing. Do you want me to come on and she called in? And then she, her people got her a podcast there,

which I thought was great. And then she started her podcast pretty shortly after mine. Like I want to say like within six months. Anyway. she started her podcast pretty shortly after mine. Like I want to say like within six months. Anyway, when the weird guy at podcast one who has passed, Norm Pannis was caught on tape asking to hold my breasts while I read a third love ad. I read a third love ad and I left the show and I eventually shared that audio which was I had it because I had all the audio and I was like I don't know he said it was a joke is it a joke and of course people freaked out anyway. During that time I think because she stayed at podcast one then of course the fans were

going to her Heather DeBro why don't you sit again for Heather McDonald or you're staying at podcast one. Which I said please, it just because my experience with my experience, hers can be hers and you're not gonna like leave your podcast network because one creep was grossed to your to someone that you are kind of friendly with. So but we've never had an issue or anything. So I'm watching the show and the Taylor Armstrong girl who's doing this movie, I don't know if Randall Emmett is fucking doing the producing or what or like where there's giving people parts or some rich person probably in Oklahoma is financing it.

Because there's a lot of really like rich people in Oklahoma that have several businesses and I know that like billionaires live there. So I don't know, sometimes billionaires just want to like, or multi-millionaires just want to be, you know, in the movie business. I don't know what this stupid movie is, but anyway, she's kind of ripping on Heather. Now they go to this dude ranch thing which just seemed awful and weird and they go on a bull riding which we've seen this before. This was another story from the past.

At the groundbreaking party of Heather's, we were still very friendly, she invited me. And I remember I brought Brandon and McKenzie Drake was gone. Brandon was seen in that episode. He was also seen in an episode of when we went to Heather's house, and that was the first time we met Tamra, and you see Brandy's about four, and he's going up and down

the slide of the grotto while she's crying to Simon, because Simon is like just being kind of had had it with Ryan, her son. Anyway, so I'm watching this and oh, so then they go on the bull. And that's Taylor went on the bull at the Heather's old party back 10 years ago and falls off from Brieks' wrist.

So now they're at the dude rich and they're like, let's go all ride this bull again. Every single one of these women are wearing skirts. And I'm like, so do the producers want you to wear skirts? It seemed weird that every single one of them were wearing skirts when they knew they were gonna hop on a bull riding thing. Anyway, and why you'd get on it again and why are we doing this? So then they go to dinner and it comes up between Heather and Taylor.

And I thought Heather, Paige, dobro, handled it perfectly. She was like, you're being rude. She was, no, I saw that you had something in it last a 22 episodes. She's like, what are you saying? And Taylor goes, no, 22 episodes, that's a lot. And she's like, no, it sounds like you're mocking it. And or whatever she said. And I'm like, this, these bitches, okay, that have never had to read lines audition, be

in a play, these housewives. And you know I love them and I enjoy them but I am defensive of them saying you know dissing Heather Beach can't page can't or dissing Kenya like Kenya's actually worked or you know the girls on Atlanta or candy or anybody that's actually had you know a real career of some sort before getting housewives. I don't like one another housewife. Like this is what they've actually done in the industry

as an actor or performer or singer or whatever. And honestly out of all the housewives, Heather, Paige Kentobro, is the most accomplished. She just is. She started a series. She was a co-star in a series and she's got guest stars. She's done movies. I mean that is like legit. And she did have a good chunk of money when she married Terry to Bro to put down on their initial home. And then of course she had her kids and wasn't really, wasn't acting while she was in OC.

And now she left the show and she's come back to the show. And whatever she does, you know, but she made the most out of being on Real Housewives of OC with all the other things that she's done since. But I'm telling you, as someone that like fucking had to go to my agents, pick up a script, memorize the lines, I'd like, I remember I had to go all the way from Woodland Hills, because we didn't have emails and stuff. All the way from Woodland Hills, pick up the actual script at the, at the, I think why is that APA, the APA then, all the way like on

Wilshire, get it, practice it that night, read it, possibly work with a coach for a lot of times I didn't, which is probably I didn't get it. And then go in there, waste an entire day, read the lines, hope that you did good, go to a call back, then be put on hold, then have to go through the entire contract

of what you'd make if you got it It's between you and two other people and then you don't get it like It just shut up, you know, it was rude and I thought I thought Heather handled it great I really did and that was a really to me a juicy soon seen for me knowing all the players personally and So she Heather posted on, Heather wrote posted on her Instagram. Like here's a couple things for my IMBD page. And she put all of the posters of the shows that she'd done, which is extremely impressive. And I wrote, you know, under there, I said, yeah, I remember an agent calling me and saying, I'm sorry,

Heather Page can't got the role over you. And I said, really, again, what is with this girl, Heather? And just because I thought you were similar age, I think we're almost the same age or like she's a whatever six months older or something. We're like the same age, we have brown hair, brown eyes, similar body type, you know, we're going out for sitcom stuff. So that's why I just thought, so there you go for that. That is all I really care about in the show right now.

That to me was very interesting. The three Amigas did a live show at Irvine, and I saw some clips from it, and they all looked really cute in these three Amigas, like they were like Miriachi band singers, but in short, some black tides. Of course, some people are like, they're doing appropriation. I'm like, you know what,

no one is going to care that these women in their late 50s and 60s are dressed like mariachi people singing for some tequila on me to that song that he was like pour some tequila on me. It's fun. That's the clip they showed. I'm sure people had a great time going to it. I am curious if they do it more places in Irvine because as more and more people do live shows whether they're housewives or podcasters or whatever, as someone who's done both and also a stand-up, I know that when you, especially when you travel, if the three of them are going to go travel somewhere, it's going to be a lot of expense.

And if they're to ask me my advice, which none of they have, I have some ideas of what they should do with this to not spend all their money on hair, makeup, traveling, where they should go. But honestly, my advice is probably just stick with like a local situation or maybe never do it again. Because once you start getting all of you and you go to like, you know, some other cities or whatever, and then Vicki does the math and realizes that she made, you know, $1,500 for being, and she was gone three weeks and had to fly five hours each way. And she was like, she's not doing her work at Kona!

Like she will not be happy with that business plan. So, okay, real housewives of New Jersey, Melissa was seen wearing a bathing suit with like a multi-colored pride type type of rainbow just getting her gas and a lot of the people that our team Teresa said oh my god she absolutely called the paparazzi to like why are the paparazzi just hanging out a gas station and she's happens to drive up and pump her gas. Of course she called the paparazzi who cares you know she did fix her house she fixed the paparazzi, who cares, you know.

She did fix her house, she fixed the roof line and a lot of people were saying, you know, oh my God, Joe Gorgher, her husband, he was the one that designed the house and now she's saying, oh, because of COVID protocols, we couldn't do our construction until now. Well, that is the one thing that didn't stop. Real estate and construction and remodeling was like one of the things that honestly really didn't slow down during COVID. But who cares, the house looks a lot better.

But would they have ever changed it had the fans, the real housewives fans, not like made a huge deal over how bad the roof line of the house looked. But now I think it looks very nice. Madonna, that was awful. Latest at this recording is Madonna had this infection. She had a really bad fever. She was in ICU.

I kind of feel like the news reports are making it a little more severe than it is, which I hope that's the case, you know, but she was going on tour and now the tour is canceled. There is a little bit, and that's why this is Patreon. There is a little bit that I worry about, that I wonder if this isn't as serious. Let's hope it's not as serious. I don't know. What was her tour sold out? I'm sure one of you guys would know.

Or is it something that she was like, why the fuck do I want to do this? Again, Tray and me goes, if Madonna is wanting to bail on her tour, I'm just saying you might want to reconsider. It's a lot more work than people think and it's a lot more exhausting. And then if for some reason it's not selling out, you might want to not do it. But she is 66 years old. I don't care how much plastic surgery you have. 66 is 66. and you know, she's had like hippie shoes and things like that

but I hope this was just a weird infection thing and she's fine but maybe this tour won't come back. I don't know. Oh, Adele, we talked about on the show earlier that Adele is really trying to crack jokes and I mean clearly, what does she think? She's having McDonald she think she's having McDonald's she's like talking in the middle of her show about Vanderpump

now I'm like alright girl can we have one fucking thing can we please Tom Santa Ball is the I just saw a post that he's not filming Vanderpump rules right now which they've already gotten photos of Katie and Ariana filming because he is doing that special forces show allegedly. That is where stars have to be like, basically Navy Seals or special forces in Britain, which is like the British version of Navy Seals. Dr. Drew did it.

And I'm good friends with Dr. Drew and I don't know why he did this. I said this absolutely sounds like the most horrific thing I've ever heard of. He, they went to like Jordan and the Middle East, and he got really sick because it was so hot, he got really sick, and they had to pull him out like the first day. And he is a fit guy, but he's over 60. And I watched, and actually Kenya was in it, and she did really well. I watched some of it, but once my friend was off the show, I'm like, I don't really

care, you know, and Susan Penske is wife, it's like, hey there, you are, do you not like the show? I'm like, I honestly didn't really like it. I really did not like special forces. They absolutely should pick Tom Sandivall because people will watch to see how he does. I think he'll probably do pretty well because some of it is mind games and stuff, but let's be honest. The most athletic people do the best because and he has a good body. I mean, I assume he's pretty athletic. So yeah, going to Mars and whatever that show was,

and then doing special forces, do not call me for that. You can call me for dance with the stars. You can call me for mask, singer. Any kind of apprentice if that ever comes back, I would do that. Big brother, sure why not. Yeah, those I'd be down to do.

Let's see, that's kind of juicy. Oh, more on the Kevin Costner and Divorce. Now, Kevin, the latest I just saw on page six, is saying, no, I'm not paying her $2,000, $48,000 a year. I counter at $51,000, not a year, sorry. 248,000 a month in child support, he said no. I counter at $51,000 a month, that should be plenty, because I pay for the one kids private school,

I pay for the other ones' current insurance, I pay for all their activities and health insurance, so $51,000 should cover it. 248, she'll be spending on herself because she spends 100,000 a month on plastic surgery. I mean, I don't care how much stuff you get done. 100,000 a month would be a lot. I think you could spend, I think there's women, if you're just getting like everything, the M-Sculp, the lashes, the facials, the Botox,

someone coming over and working you out, someone blowing your hair three times a week, make up a couple times a week, facials, rejuvenation, vaginal rejuvenate. If you are doing everything in literally, like at a S- statistician's plastic surgeon office several days, I still think it would be hard to even spend like 30 grand on that. I think that would probably be the max.

You know, because if you get Botoxes, if you don't have to go every month for that, you go like every three. I mean, I go to Dr. Krasabian, and it lasts more like four months. I'm just saying, at Lyft MD, he's very good in Beverly Hills. So, that's kind of interesting. Pete Davidson, this was crazy the way the universe works. So, when I was in Cabo,

and we had a really nice time in Cabo, I was talking to my friend about Cindy Crawford and the customer goes, of course, Cindy Crawford is married to Randy Gerber and they had a house in Cabo and they were talking about the customer goes to Kila. And I said, isn't their daughter the Kaya girl? Isn't she like engaged to someone now? And I go, God, they must have been so happy when she broke up with Pete Davidson. And I remember that she dated Pete Davidson

when she was like 18 and he was like 31 or something, or something like that. I don't know, but still anybody who's 18 dating someone over older than like 22, I think is kind of a big age difference at that time. And I was like, oh my God, I remember the parents showed up one time because he was having like a mental health break. And I said, who cares about the tattoos and all the stuff?

But like, he has mental health issues. And he has like drug addiction and stuff and just off to have your kid like wrapped up in with someone like that at 18. It's just not an ideal for a parent. I'm not saying these people can't make a lovely partner or whatever. It's not an ideal for a parent. The within hours I see on page six that he has checked Pete Davidson has checked into a mental health and rehab center for his bipolar.

So that is too bad and I hope he does better, but I just thought that was kind of interesting. All right, now can we please talk about, and just like that, you guys, I got some really great compliments of what I thought about the show and it hasn't really changed. This episode three is pretty fucking slow and boring and not that juicy. Carrie now been fired from her podcast because no one's interested in podcasts anymore according to the sex to the and just like that writers. But she did write a book, loved and lost, and she has to read the audio. And she's like talking to this girl

who's in her building, who's jewelry designer. And she's like, is embarrassing as the sounds? I have to read my audio book. She's like, why couldn't she have just gotten an actress like Juliana Moore or Juliana Margley? I'm like, what? When I did two books, you'll never blew on this town again and that was in 2010 and when that book came out, they, this is how weird it was, they did not want me to read my biography.

They're like, no, we're getting a professional reader to do it. And I said that I don't want it, that I don't authorize an audiobook. I don't care. I mean, I'm a comedian, it's my life story, and you literally are going to get some girl from Connecticut to talk like me. What? So then the book did so well that they came back several months later and they said, okay, we will hire you. We'll give you $3,000 to read your own book. We're going to do an abridged version. I'm like, all right, so it's a shorter version. So this is way before podcasting. What they show in the show is very much like it. It's very tedious, it's very long. They're super strict about what you say i've talked

to a couple other people in the post podcast world that have read their books and now they're like no they're like chill about it because you know if you're already established and have a podcast like what do you care if it's like a little but i guess it kind of has to be exactly the book anyway it's a big nightmare i remember i did it like for one week every day after Chelsea lately from six to 10, and it was like I just wanted to be over with. So she's doing that, and she's also doing this weird thing

when she takes like a long necklace, and like just takes one part of it. She must like put it under her arm or something, so it's like underneath her blast and off to the side, it's very odd. And that's sad, she's like crying about big's death, even though she has yet to talk to him since he's been accused of sexual assault.

You know, the realtor girl who is smoking all the time, it's a real turn off, it's really gross to me. I don't like it. That's her thing. They don't have any friend chemistry at all. And she is definitely I guess the Samantha character you know being mad and like remember how like Samantha would be like that's my purse or whatever I don't know I just feel like they're really

trying to make this woman like Samantha and her purse gets stolen and she finds it later the Birken bag it It's so boring, who cares? Again, we don't, Charlotte, Charlotte and the Nicole Parker character, they're on a milk list at their Ritzy school. And again, I kind of call Bullshit, I'm sorry. I just think there'd be like younger moms on it. I don't, I don't, at any way. But that's the story and that was just a really lame story

I know and cared about. Again, nobody cares about anything with the Che and Miranda. That's all I care about is Che and Miranda. So, so they're back at the Warner Brothers Studio and Che is going to have her scene where Tony Danza, her dad calls her, calls them his little Kanoly because now she's supposed to be half-telling and on half Mexican. And her acting is like really good

in this. I'm telling you this Sarah girl who plays a part Ramirez is just probably the best acting in the whole show. I'm sorry. It just is as Someone who's lived through this as a stand-up trying to get an acting job. It's good And selling a show about myself and all that so But Miranda is worried about her son, which I thought that was really relatable The son is like 18 and he's in Europe with this girlfriend and he breaks up with this girlfriend and he's super depressed and as a mom of young adults and teens,

I mean, I just think we're so terrified that our kid is gonna like kill themselves. I mean, we just, it's something that you worry about, no matter what, every single one of them. And like, so when your kid is, you're just not going to be that parent like suck it up, buddy. Like, you're just like, oh my god. So he's in Europe.

He broke, the girlfriend breaks up and she is like, I thought that was very realistic. And then she snuck her phone into the taping and the phone went off, ruined Chase scene with Tony Danza, and the non-binary showrunner was so horrible to her that that part was fake. You would never scream on an audience member like that in front of a bunch of other audience members. That would make everybody uncomfortable. You could be pissed, you could be pissed,

but someone would be like, you know, that was too much. So she doesn't finish watching the show and the two of them have this like this moment where she's like, I have to go see my son and chase like really like Come on. I mean it's my biggest night. So this is not what I predicted for the chain Miranda storyline I predicted that she would see that she's cheating or something. Like I said, a chase to come, the only likeable thing in the show,

I cannot believe it in my opinion. And I literally care so much about this crappy pilot and I don't know, it's just, I would have never guessed that I've taken this turn of events. But I just, I don't know. It's just, I would have never guessed that I've taken this turn of events. But I just, I don't care about Charlotte and Nicole Parker. I don't care about Nicole Parker doing a documentary with the professor.

I don't care that the professor is now single. I'm gonna date the audio guy. And the audio guy was like down or short. And like, by the way, again, when you are ever being miked for something these audio guys are so nervous about ever being accused of touching your boob or anything they like okay can I and I'll be like just just do it you have my permission just hook it because I can't hook it and of course he's like down

her shirt wants to ask her out that part was so dumb then she lies and says she is COVID because she does not want to continue to read her book. She's so lazy. I'm like Drake's watching at my son and he's like, why is she, why is she just read her thing? Like she doesn't even have her podcast anymore. I'm like, I know. She's like Kim Kardashian says nobody wants to work anywhere. It's so annoying. And so, that's about it. Then there's really dumb thing about, you guys just wasn't that good.

I'm not gonna go through a real thing. It just, I don't know, I'm worried. I will never stop watching it. I will hate watch it, love watch it, but I'm really scared you guys that Chase not gonna be in this show anymore. From what I see in the previews, we've got Aiden coming, thank God. We've got some other stuff happening.

Charlotte's gonna go back to work. Which I, God, Charlotte's character is really not interesting and feels really goofy and annoying. And then these new characters sack. And then carry you go shoe shopping and you buy these shoes with a plastic balloon on the top of them that are so ugly. So I don't know, that's about it. You guys, I had a great time in Kabul.

And now coming up is July 4th weekend. And it was great being with my kids. And I hope that you guys are having a great week. And you have some fun and you can enjoy some sunny times. I hope wherever you are, it's sunny and nice weather. And thank you so much for being part of this special extra juicy Patreon. Love you, bye.