Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - “Maybe I’m Just Not Your Cup of Tea, Bitch!” with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

Get tickets to my shows this summer https://heathermcdonald.net/ Was a pizza oven to blame for Joe and Teresa’s rift on RHONJ? Then I fill Chris in on what happened after who I thought was my friend told me that everyone hated me. Will Raquel reveal she is on the spectrum at the Vanderpump Reunion? A serial shitter loves the theater. A Dentist is arrested for murdering his wife. Amanda Bynes is put on a psychiatric hold. Delilah Belle is a singer who likes to take baths. Nick Lachey is ordered to Anger Management. IHOP discontinued Chris’ favorite items. Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Chris on Instagram @chrisfranjola Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. Great show today. I have Chris coming in on a little bit, but such exciting news you guys. Viva Las Vegas. That's right.

Everyone, I'm going back to Las Vegas for another live juicy scoop. I know many of you are crying when you missed this last time and I've got such a good one. It's May 27th at the beautiful Venetian same place I did last time at the thumb and room, which I love. It's a great intimate room. A live juicy scoop with first brand Jola, Justin Martin Dale, and Spencer Pratt, and with Spencer, we are going to get into the Hollywood conspiracy and illuminati theories that you have been asking for.

That's why we have to do it in a live intimate setting and not on the regular podcast. That is May 27th, and you go to Heather Mc Heather McDonald.net for those tickets. There is a meet and greet option, very intimate meet and greet option, not a lot of tickets and it is an add on. So when you go to buy my tickets to this show and you want to meet me, you get the meet and greet add on there. Now the next great show, I want to plan another trip. You go to Vegas, May 27th, then for an entirely different show, which will be including stand-up and some live juice to scoop. I've got

First Friend Jola and Justin Martindale and myself in San Diego at Humphreys by the Bay Concert Series on Saturday, June 24th. This is so exciting. Again, you go to Heather McDonald.net. And there are a couple packages that you can do. There is only a handful of premium seats left that include the VIP meet and greet. That's the package. Also, there are dinner packages and ones that include hotel rooms for some of the best seats.

So you go there, you can go through the filter on the ticket link to pick out what exactly you want. Remember, you go to Heather McDonald .net for those tickets. Don't Google it, don't search any other way, because this is the correct link that will get you the best deals and the best packages. And I want you guys to get those tickets planned your trip and have the best time ever. So everything has a McDonald's net. Oh, also, what a week I've had, obviously, been falling juicy scoop. And I talk about it with Chris, but I also just want to say that, I've read so many of your comments and I really, really appreciate it all. And of course, when I talk about this personal stuff,

it is on my Extra Juicy Patreon. Again, you go to HeatherReachDollin.net. If you've not been part of this yet, you have two ways of listening to my Extra Juicy content, which comes out every Friday. You can do it through your Apple, you can click on there, or you can can do it through your Apple. You can click on there, or you can go do it through the Patreon. So you have two choices, but the content will be there

and the show that I'll put out Friday, you can list it at either place. And I've discovered a lot of things with what you guys have sent to me. I've discovered stuff about myself in the saga of what went down last weekend. So this will be a follow up to the craziest last six days of my life. And I'm going to do it there. But we all have a packed juicy show. But first I want to say, real housewives of New Jersey, I watched that last night. And honestly, I couldn't get through it. It's too much with the guys.

They go to the, it's like, what is this? Jersey Shore, two point out, like, what is going on? I feel like the guys are too big of it. They all get so drunk. And by the way, I don't know if they're uncomfortable to be on TV or if they really like to booze, but I have never been at a party and I know some boozers that are my age that start with shots and keep doing shots all the time. Like, maybe you're going to have seven margaritas or six glasses of wine,

but who starts the night out with a shot? It's very weird. Anyways, they get really wasted. And then this article came out from page six in which they tease for next week about another issue involving Joe Gorgha and his sister Teresa. Teresa's fiance now husband. Louis, there's something that goes on with the business thing and Teresa says there was like $250,000 lost with this business deal. I had talked about this something I live show which I had heard and they allude to it a little bit that it's going to come out about this pizza oven. And Joe, from my understanding, from what I've heard from people around, so this is just

a legend info. Joe Gorgah had this idea, which I think is a pretty good idea, which is you get this little pizza oven and you have it in your home like you would like an air fryer or something And then you join like a subscription thing where every month or every couple weeks You can get fresh Italian ingredients to make your own pizza and Yeah, this great idea and I think Louis was kind of a business guy and just like he kind of loved bombed Theresa love love love love bubble. I think he kind kind of a business guy and just like he kind of loved bond Theresa, love, love, love, love, bubble. I think he kind of did that with investments in, in, in, in,

in, in, in, to do business with Joe. So I think at first there was a love, a love between them. We're going to do this is a great idea, Joe. Gorgah, I've got all these guys and that can help invest. And I think something happened either. He ended up taking the idea completely and leaving Joe out or he really didn't have the investors. I don't know.

Hopefully we'll hear more. But that is a lot more interesting to me than this party that went on all last night that I fell asleep during. So, you know, but oh, but my friend said, you know what Connor reminds me of the George Foreman Grill. Do you guys, but oh, but my friend said, you know, it kind of reminds me of the George Foreman Grill. Do you guys remember the George Foreman, so George Foreman, back when like, you know, this

was like the 1-800 numbers, he had this grill that you could like cook a little thing and apparently there's a movie coming out about it and apparently they had first offered it to Hulk Hogan and Hulk Hogan never called back the number, like we have this type of product, we think you'd do great with. So George Foreman then went with the grill, and he became a multi-multimillionaire whatever overselling this grill.

You kind of wonder, does anyone still have that grill do you still cook it? Like, things always just become such a fat, that anyway. So who knows, maybe this will spark it, maybe Joe Gorg get this idea going again, because it does sound like kind of a good idea, but I do think these things are very hard to get going if it's not your business

and you don't have the right person to lead you. As far as fulfillment and subscription and QVC or whatever. So, but so it's not just about the wedding, it might be about the pizza. It's not about the pasta, it might be about the pizza. And oh, and Vanderpump, we're going to get into all of it. So here is Chris Ventula. You know, sometimes it's not about the pasta pasta it might just be about the pizza speaking

of banner pump there is a rumor going around that i've seen in all these different blogs that um... because you're gonna see on the banner pump upcoming episodes them alluding that tom sandball and are on a had an open relationship and did in fact they invite rakel into their bed, have a threesome, much like Megan King Edmonds did with her husband, invited a girl who now is his wife. So she invited a hike friend, come over four years later, their divorce, the friend is married to him.

Did that happen with Raquel, Ariana and Sandevol? In my research of asking the girls and figuring, I do not believe that's true. They said that's not true. So this is a rumor that's going around. I've seen it on the Du Bois and all this other stuff. I do not believe that there was any kind of threesome with Arianna, Raquel and Sandevol.

That is my opinion based on the research I have done. Because if that was true, I think that would really change the perspective of all of this because it's like, oh my god, then you can't be that surprised. And are you at all a little bit guilty if you bring in a three summon they end up together and how awkward that would be? No. Oh, and I also saw such a crazy and how awkward that would be. No, when I also saw such a crazy meme of when they list their house in Valley Village when Tom and Ariana and they showed a realtor with a little writing of what she was saying where she's like, and this is the room where Tom pretended to be bringing Rock-Cal water at four in the morning.

So I do think that is kind of interesting as a realtor to show a house, you know, like especially when it's a famous house that's been filmed in a house that has stories that we've all heard. Also Raquel has made it clear on her Instagram story. She just wrote very simply, yes, I will be attending the reunion tomorrow in person.

So this was yesterday. So you must be filming. I'm recording this on Wednesday, more mid-morning. So this will be to Bryazoo speak. They are cheese in person. So juicy juicy. Here we go. And now it's your fave for Spongebob. Hello, and welcome to juicy scoop. You guys, honestly, you don't deserve this week. You had Sarah on Tuesday and now you have the man,

Chris Franjoa. Very exciting. I'm excited to be here so much drama going on in the Juicey Scoop world. Now, tell me like as a friend who's, you know, I know people will probably, yeah, I'm gonna let you know. I didn't call you and cry. I need you to come and be my friend.

Yes. But always, I'll always be there for you. What like, what do you, what is your knowledge and what do you hear? And so now I'll tell you what I know from I started getting some DMs from people. Now, let me just say this about myself. Uh, I had to deal with this many years ago with Chelsea handler. Right. And I have much more successful friends of myself. I had to deal with this many years ago with Chelsea Handler. I have much more successful friends of myself and a lot of times people use me as a conduit to my successful friends.

For years you had to go with it too. Get Chelsea Handler this. Get Chelsea Handler that. So now it's you. Okay. And fortune too sometimes. Can you give fortune to this? Can you give Heather this? So it was a lot of give Heather my love tell her We love her nice. She's the greatest Relover I was like what's happening? I thought you went into rehab I didn't know I thought I thought it was something really good that I felt like it on my head But anyway turns out so I don't know any of the players in this. I'm not familiar with Jeff Lewis's podcast or radio show. So I don't know anything about it

other than it happened in Palm Desert. Well, I'm gonna give this short inversion. I did listen to juicy scoop today with you and Sarah. Okay. So I got a little bit of it. But basically on Jeff Lewis's show, there's lots of rotating people on it that they call the chumps.

And they call them the chumps. Chumps. Chumps. Got it. There's a reason why they're called it. But anyway, so everyone calls them set, because it's like, and I'm considered kind of one, but I'm not as regular as others, whatever.

Got it. And there's this woman, Megan, who I've always liked and invited her to things. Can I ask you who she is? So she became a decorator and an assistant to Jeff and then started decorating with him and was on his show. His flipping out show. And then then she became on the radio show. And now he's in his second season of Hollywood House Lift and she's on that. Okay. She's a designer. Yes. Yeah. And I, you know, always thought that this was my friend and that she loved seeing me as I loved seeing her. And we have this great day. And after having this great day and having all these great drinks and taking

photos, it all. No, it's like we're at Kelly's and having all these great drinks and taking photos. No, it goes around it. No, it's like we're at Kelly's and it's like 5.30 in the afternoon. I mean, it's not even late. OK, so we're going to the tennis thing. Not that this matter, but how old is this woman? Is she 25?

OK, so it's just, oh, OK, old enough to know better. Both moms, both have teenagers. Oh, yeah. All right. I think we all have a common word. And then she just starts to tell me about how I'm going to tell you something and you're very dismissive to me and to all these other people. So I immediately am like, hey, it's not the first time I've heard this.

I'm dying because my sister's hearing it and I'm like, it's just embarrassing. But I'm like, like how? How does she never gave me an example? That's what I'm like, it's just embarrassing, you know, but I'm like. Like dismissive and how, how dismissive. She never gave me an example. That's what I was like, what, I was like, when or how? And I'm like, with whom, who of the chumps said I was? Right. And I'm like, rethinking every party I've ever been to,

you know, that type of a thing. And it's one of the reasons, and I immediately tried to make light of it. And I go, it's not the first time I've heard it. And I'm really sorry if you feel like that. And I'm like, if this is your perspective, I believe you. And I'm thinking, I had next time I go to a chump event, or Jeff Lewis. I'm thinking of all the people that I'm not as close to.

So I'm like, I'm gonna make sure I talk to this producer and ask you about, if he has a grandmother. I'm like, I don't know how, who am I not giving attention to? But I'm thinking in my head, I'm gonna make up for this. Like I ain't gonna have to sit there and look at me. Everyone's gonna sit down. Everyone's gonna get a sit down. Okay, like so I'm like,

okay, wait, wait, wait, a couple of questions. Yes, please ask all the questions. Yes. Okay, where's this happening? Is it happening in a colleague in Kelly? In Kelly, in Kelly? Kelly, Dodd, Kelly, her new name is Kelly Levinthal. She's married to Revevin Thal.

I've known her for a lot of years. And but in the last couple of years, we've become closer and I enjoy them and they have a house in Palm Desert. We're building one. So you're sitting in her house. You're like one on one. It's not a bunch of people around. It's it's Megan.

Megan's boyfriend. Okay. Shannon all in a couch. Rick and Kelly were there for a little bit of it. And then, but they were gone for most of it. Yeah. Certainly when it got bad. And then Stu, who is a chef and is just boyfriend.

Got it. So, starts telling me and I am owning it. Why did it even get to that point? I was, no, I'm, we don't drinkin'. There is some drinking, but I mean, I, you know, am owning it. Why did it even get to that point? I know we don't drink. There's, there is some drinking, but I'm, I'm pretty good because it's like 5.30. So I had these little vodka lemon thymedrinks, but delicious too.

Okay, all right, not bad. Two and then I did have champagne with some juicy scoopers. These two, as we as in these two games. We're getting so much. These two gay guys that I thought were 45 and they're really like 58. They, it's amazing. They look so young.

So we had some champagne with them. We took it over to their house and we're sitting there and Kelly's making us like papaya margaritas or I don't know what she's in the kitchen. So she's telling me that and then she's like, you know, telling me I don't give her enough attention. I don't call her anything. That she doesn't call me.

We were not talking on the phone friends. Right. You know, we've done stuff together, but we're not at that level. And I'm thinking you like me so much that you want to spend more time together. You want to like get dinner like once a month. Like you want like let's hang out.

She's in Sherman Oak, someone with the Nails. I'm like, let's build a stronger French. I think it's coming from like place of love. Right. It continues on to say, which I've already told the story in Patreon, but I am a fame whore. I'm opportunistic. Nobody wants to do the Jeff Lewis show with me.

Nobody likes me. Everyone thinks I'm dismissive and awful. And then she goes, I'm telling you this because I love you. And then she goes, actually, I don't love you. I don't even like you. Whoa! We don't even, we don't have to be friends.

And at this point, I'm bawling and I, you know, get up and call an Uber and we leave. And it's only like seven o'clock. I'll hope the Uber was the Uber quick, waiting for an Uber. It was pretty quick. No, it was actually really quick, thank God. And by the way, I always say Uber and you know what? I only use lift. I don't want to just say I don't know why I left to and he was delightful. And he got a juicy story.

Something else. So you weren't too missive. It's dismissive towards the lift driver. Oh, he probably got an earful. I I was telling Sarah on show Tuesday, I go, I purposely turn it up. I almost performed for them. Yeah. Because I'm like, oh, you want to hear about my fucking night? Like I was just like, and I'm like, give this guy something fun to talk about. He's probably like, oh boy, this is a pretty good one.

Yeah. But this had part, then he went past my sister's entrance because she lives in a gated community. And then I realized he could not hear. So he missed my whole story anyway. Well, he was deaf for it. It was really like, we made extremely hard hearing.

Because we're like, no, you passed it. And I was like, I didn't even enjoy this story. You would have had the juice before anyone else. That's a very good one, yeah. So anyway, I just, I can't, I can't. Yes, please go. Ask questions. It's shocking to can't, I can't. Yes, please go. Ask questions.

It's shocking to me that somebody would say that. And I don't know if I'm a coward, and probably I am, but I would never say, I am a shit talker, but I do it behind people's backs. 100% Yeah, never to be. And I also feel like whoever has been part of the shit talking is probably like mother fuck,

very Megan, like I still kind of have a good time with her having drinks I don't hate her that much right I don't know how much people hate me but at the time it's coming at me like a 12 year old and I'm just like right oh my god yeah this is just bringing up everything and so I relayed the story to Drake my 20 year old son and I oh you got to hear what happened you know and I tell him the story this is yesterday, and he's like, um, he goes, I feel like, she now let me know. He goes, I feel like stuff like this has happened to you throughout your life a few times. Right.

And I go it absolutely has. And whether it's someone who leaves a one-star review and a visceral thing of how much they hate me on the podcast, or they get kicked out of juicy scoop of zest and starting a complete hate group of like, we hate Heather McDonald and everything. And I go, I just, and I go, I never know always says, oh, it's jealousy or whatever. And I was always like, I just, I don't think it's jealousy because I don't think there's that much to be jealous

of as far as like a wealth or homes or looks or anything. Like I don't feel like that. And this woman is wealthy, has a beautiful home, is very attractive, is on cheese on a TV show, she's on her, so I'm like, I don't think it's that. Right.

And so I was like, but I do think, and it goes, I think it's that. Right. And so I was like, but I do think, and Drake goes, I think it's that you're just always happy. And I go, wow, that is like profound. Because he goes, you know, even if something's not going right, you just get over it so quickly and you just keep going. And I go, you know what, maybe you're right, maybe these people don't even,

they don't know what's triggering them about me. Yeah. But it's just that I'm like, like nothing gets me down. And I do think happiness is the greatest gift you could have, because I know so many people can't be happy or have depression things.

And I remember even when my parents would like argue, and my dad would say such awful things to my mother and then she would keep going and he'd be like, she's the Teflon woman and it just slides off her, slides off her like a Teflon pan. And I was like, thank God it slides off of you, mom. Because he's such a dick, you know?

Like he's saying such mean things. And I'm like, I think I kind of have that trait. And I think when people see that how is this person who's kind of been through a lot, still just like, even if they don't realize why they don't like it. Now someone could go, no, it's because you stepped on my foot four years ago and never said, sorry, I don't know what's going to happen. I've yet to hear from her, yet to hear any apology. So this could be rough for you to hear, but you'll shovel down.

I don't know. I'm not. I don't know that I've been completely fabulous to every single person on. Sometimes small daily actions really make a big difference, especially when it comes to caring for your hair. A little goes a long way. Yes, I am loving my way products.

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Take it. But I just say that sometimes and at your age and your success, sometimes you're just not for everybody. You know what I mean? Like I feel I'm not, I don't give a shit, but I know I'm not for everybody. Yeah. So isn't that can't you somehow get really comfort in knowing that? Yeah. Maybe I'm just not your cup of tea, bitch. You know, and that's the end of that.

Well, now I am. Yeah. I listened to the podcast two days with you and Sarah, and you said that back in the Chelsea lately days, we dealt with similar things to this. Right, exactly. And, but then we didn't have, we had to stick it out. Right. Because we didn't have what you have now, we could say fuck you and I'm out. Yeah.

But so now you have that. Yeah. We could say fuck you and I'm out. Yeah, um, but so now you have that yeah the fact the way you're handling all of this Yeah, I think it's almost too mature I would I mean I'm just a different person. I would be flame throwing this bitch and everybody every other whatever weird What do they call themselves? Chumps because you got nothing to lose, but I don't know I still don't know if who of the chum i can tell you what i know who it is i know too and it's not it's not one of the more famous people okay so it's

not brandy and julie they've been wonderful it's not for to it's no other comedian no it's not that it's not i just know it's not them and i know that it's two other people that i i really didn't know very well never even been at a dinner table with them but but I've been in large settings with them. And they, they, um, through other people and other people let me know now, because finally people are telling me and they're like, I'm like, please tell me, it's like I was in the twilight. So like, who the fuck hates me? Tell me.

No, we'll never, obviously, we're never going to be friends. This person's not my friend. She doesn't like me. Like I said, I don't need around around around anyone that thinks of being such a poor Negative way. Yeah, but you know Listen the people that listen to Patreon and and juicy scoop have been listening to me, you know Seven years five years on patreon and it's my almost intimate thing so they they do support me and they yeah They know me as like a personal friend because I do reveal so much.

So they know that I'm not perfect. They don't like everything I say, but they know I'm never out to purposely hurt someone. And the fact that she set out to purposely hurt me. Yeah, that is what I mean. I just don't know how you get past that. I'm not gonna get past it, but I still don't want her life to be destroyed

or anything like that. I wanted to continue with a relationship with Defluas and be a great decorator. You know, she just don't, where your juicy scoop merch around her. I don't know. Oh, wow. I mean, that's a shocking story.

So that's a story. That's good. Juicy, that's a shocking story. So that's a story. That's good. Juicy scoop that you're involved in. Just getting to the latest of Vanderpump. Raquel, who is the woman who's had the affair with a guy who's living with Ariana from time. How could I not know about this? It's everywhere I look.

She did a little comment under another beauty pageant person. She's a beauty pageant about how this woman came out and said I just was late in life diagnosed with a version or a vatism. Yeah, and she said I can relate and And a lot of people kind of wondered because she kind of talks in like a little different of a way and I wonder if this will be part of her talks in like a little different of a way. And I wonder if this will be part of her, not excuse, but deflecting like,

you know, I'm trying to discover myself, could it be that my ass burgers has made me do? Get on that dick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, that's gonna be a tough one. But also in the reunion, in the trailer coming up,

the guy that she sleeps with, says, I only have sex four times a year with his partner of nine years. And I'm like, I hate that excuse for cheating because it's like, I get it, you're not having sex, but you don't need sex to live. It's not like you were starving like laymirs and you stole a bag at, okay?

You need the bread to live. You don't need the dick to live or the vagina to live. So, but interesting. Moving on. Moving on. Let's talk about Hillary and Chelsea. Can you tell me what happened? Chris, they went to the theater, Hillary and...

Yeah, they went to Broadway. This all... Chelsea, Clinton and Hillary. I'm just happy with the headline alone. It said that they went to see a Broadway show. I tend to Broadway shit show from TV. Yeah, and somebody pooped, like, by them in the theater. And then I heard that it was a serial pooper.

Somebody was doing this in several theaters. You heard that too, right? Any, like, several theaters throughout Broadway, they were going in and pooping. Do they know who the person is? But then now I'm hearing that it was an old person who had lost control of that, which that's the sad feeling. No, that's not fun. Yeah.

Somebody just, and also it doesn't seem like it was meant for Hillary and Chelsea. It just happened to be right next to that. Yeah, close, close enough. There were in like some like a hot, that's a good one. Hot steamy shit. In New York City, when during the intermission, the staffer said there was a shit in their aisle. They stuck around for the second act

and the poop came from an elderly person. And this is the fourth time this has happened to this elderly person on a Broadway show, according to the show. So this elderly person got a lot of old people, but a lot of money on theater tickets. They get the, what do you call it? The passes or the whole season.

I listen, honey, I shit in mama Mia. I shit in lame is. I shit in something like an hot. And I shit. And I shit in like, Kajafo, I don't know. Oh my God. Yeah.

Wow. Yeah, Hillary, I mean, it's just, it's a great headline. I mean, what do you do? I mean, that, that is so disgusting. How could you like, sit through the rest of it? I don't know. Yeah.

I sometimes get bored during place and stuff. So I'd pick like, this is a good reason to leave. Yeah. Yeah. A serial shitter. Remember the girl, remember the story of there was a like, an alley where there was like a camera. And there was a girl in like a cute like Lou Lemmon outfit

and she was like running like a, you know, like 25 years old whatever and she pulled out her pounds and shed and it was happening all the time and people were like, is she crazy? And I was like, or did she have a boyfriend? And she's sleeping with her boyfriend and she's one of those girls that can't shit right at a boyfriend's house that I like but there isn't a Starbucks nearby there I mean I know they're all right bathrooms can be rough you know you better offer them the alley

yes have you been in some better off shit in an alley and then I'll if that's your plan to like clean your asshole before you get back to that I mean that means you got a jog with a little thing of wipes. When you're on the road sometimes you have a go into like spending what city you're in. Say you're in like a nice salt like city or something. You're going to Starbucks and there's no like combination to get into bathroom. Well, sitting like, wait, what is that? It's the great because we live for those of you know Los Angeles.

There's a combination like you have to hit a key code. I had that happen the other day. And you know you're in a good neighborhood. And you're like, there's no key code. I had that happen the other day. And you know, you're in a good neighborhood. And you're like, there's no key code on your bathroom. This is the greatest. That is really the key of a good, that is where you were like, you know what? If you're looking to buy some property,

and you're in a town, and there is no combo, I don't care how much you find a little small apartment. Yeah, you're, you don't have to ask for the barista for the code to get in the bathroom. You're on to something. That is a good neighborhood. Yeah, I agree. Yeah.

I was trying to get gas the other day. Okay. And, you know, it's too fucking scary. There was just, there was a person standing between the two aisles. Oh, yeah. So I couldn't go over to, like, there's like three aisles, and this person, scary person is in the middle,

just waiting for someone to come and, like, harass. So then I'm like, well, sorry, I'm not getting gas. I mean, that might be why I get my next car as an electric, is just because I'm too scared to get gas anymore. Because they're no gas attendants, so I'm like, so I mean, that's why I'm like, Peter, you have to take too scared to get gas anymore. Cause there's no gas attendant. So I'm like, so I mean, that's why I'm like, Peter, you have to take my heart to get gas

or Brandon or somebody because I am not going to be filling. So then I drove around and thank God, I didn't run out of gas. And then all of a sudden I went by that gas station and it was, it was no scary. So then I was like immediately ran in there and got my gas. Oh good.

But I get out of my car. I lock my car waiting there. And I'm like, yeah, because I've got to go to New Jersey. They still pump your gas and New Jersey. You ever go there and I pump your gas. I never, I've never been to any place where someone pumps your gas ever in my life. I think New Jersey still does it. Good for you.

This is a crazy story. I kind of, okay, this Colorado dentist, he had six kids with his wife. We know now there's been some financial issues and multiple, multiple affairs. His wife is dead. He has been arrested for killing his wife and he was putting our snack in her protein shakes. Yeah. And he made a number of suspicious internet searches in the weeks leading up to her in his dental. And some of them that he looked up was what are undetectable poisons. How many grams of pure our stick will kill a human? And that's just guilty right there, right? He's just, he's not.

He's like, well, I didn't put my wife. Like, I mean, how to make poison? Yeah. Top five unattectable poisons that show no signs of foul play. I mean, could you? Yeah, just, just, that's over. I'm like, this guy had to go through a lot of school to become a dentist.

Yeah. How can he be so frickin dumb? So then, but then he, he was real smart and he goes, I'm gonna use a new email to order the arsenic online. You didn't use, you know, Heather McDonald at hotmail.com. Yeah, yeah. When the wife was hospitalized for having headaches

and dizziness, the wife was hospitalized for that. And then, you know, and then she was hospitalized on March 9th and on March 14th in between, he ordered highly, so she, you know, and then she was hospitalized on March 9th and on March 14th in between he ordered highly, so she, you know, she was feeling sick for a while before it was finally done. Between he ordered a highly lethal chemical potassium cyanide and one of his employees found it and was like, we don't need this chemical in the dental office. Why is this being sent here? And then on March 6, he ordered a toxic plant extract from the package. And that was intercepted by FedEx. Then she texted her husband and she goes, I feel kind of feel drugged. And the husband responded, given our history, I know that must be triggering. Because he tagged, texted this. She goes, I feel drugged. And he goes, given our history, I know Because He tag-s I feel drunk and he goes give it our history. I know that could be triggering just for the record I didn't drug you. I am super worried though. You look really pale before I left like your lips even now

The reason he drugged her. Yeah is His sister's defending him and he goes she he did drug her in the past and she was aware of it. But it was out of a selfless reason. He drugged her so that she wouldn't wake up for a while while he tried to kill himself. But then he never killed himself and then she woke up and realized he had drugged her. Wow.

So he was like a, you know, being considerate. And anyway, he was looking to start a new life with a new woman who doesn't. Anyway, she went to the hospital three times and the third time she had a seizure and was put on the ventilator and then declared brain dead. And then he said, I don't want an autopsy because if you people couldn't figure out was wrong with her the last three times she came. Yeah. You're not going to find out with wrong other now.

Just let her rest and, um, and then then anyway, he's been held without bond. And obviously not allowed to talk to a six kid. Isn't it interesting that he said there was times he was considering suicide? I've always heard that dentists have a very high rate of suicide. Haven't you heard that? Oh, you have?

Yeah. Well, I don't know. I don't know. I'm very sure that. Oh, no, I've heard that before. Like second only to like police officers or something. As far as, yeah, like I guess going to, I guess getting in there and looking at people's mouths

is just an option. Well, here's the thing, you know what is interesting. I always thought like if I was gonna be a nurse or something, I would wanna be a labor and delivery nurse because sure there's gonna be a nurse or something. I would wanna be a labor and delivery nurse because sure there's gonna be some hard, sad things. But for the most part, babies are born healthy. Everyone's happy, it's super cute. Why not you to clean the baby?

All of that. And. I found it would be a little rough during. I mean, I could not believe the way they pulled my daughter out, spun her around like a pizza. I was like, Jesus, I know you have. I mean, I feel like she's fragile. They're like like a pizza. I was like, Jesus, I know you have. I mean, I feel like she's fragile. They're like, I mean, I was like,

I was like, is she fake? Is that rubber? What is going on? It's wild how much that just yankin' and pullin' and... Well, I just think the point is, now I'm thinking about it in the medical field, that, and my mom always said, if you ever wanna be a doctor,

be a dermatologist, no one's calling you in the middle of the night. Again, also nowadays dermatologist, yeah, could you diagnose someone with cancer and that's going to be hard, but for the most part, you're zapping off something, giving them little Botox, getting rid of their psoriasis. That's like kind of a nice thing and it's, you're right, no one's calling you in the middle of the night because they're itchy. So I think with the dentist, you're right, everybody that no one goes to the dentist, even if you're getting brand new veneers, so you could look like a real housewife. You're still going to have massive anxiety when you go in because they're going to have

to shoot you with the needles. Then you're always trying to talk to them and they can't talk back, you know. And I guess, yeah, I guess it's not that far the job. So that's why I've heard, I've heard, yeah, I've heard it's a very high rate of Su-Su-A-Wah. So if anyone's going to the dentist, like give that person a little extra attention. Don't let them come back and say, you know what, you're very dismissive.

Yeah, don't show her. You're very dismissive when you went to the dentist. You never ask me about myself. Yeah. When I'm going in your teeth. Yeah. You didn't even ask me about my daughter or that When I'm going in your teeth. Yeah. You didn't even ask me about my daughter or that my wife did when I killed her or a varsity.

Nobody's asking about how my wife is always sick. Poor guy. Poor guy. You know what I mean. Meanwhile, there's another story for you. This is a good one. It's family-feeling. So thinking of killing your wife.

So there was a contestant charge with murdering his wife, but they're looking back on when he was on family feud. So, oh wait, let me find this, but yeah, he was on family feud and they asked him a question. I have so many notes now and he's like really stuffing it up with my info. Okay. So he was on the family feud and his question was Why people five hundred people asked how do they do it like yeah? 100 people surveyed top five answers on the board the question is what was the biggest mistake you made at your wedding

What was the biggest mistake you made at your wedding? And he said that I said I do. Oh, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump,

bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, I don't know. I don't know that part, but they were in the process of divorcing when he broke into her home and shot her multiple times And then she tried she filed a restraining order against her husband, but you know, it doesn't matter It doesn't matter if it's gonna kill you. He's gonna kill you. Is this Steve Harvey family feud This is like a recent one or just Louis Anderson family feud is this I think it was Steve Harvey probably probably but

Yeah Is this I think it was Steve Harvey probably but yeah Because then that was Louis Anderson then there was the guy from home improvement It was one that did kill himself. Yes Ray Combs. You know how he killed himself dropped a rock on his head Yeah, exactly He didn't he was not successful He did he tried to drop a rock on his head. Yeah. Didn't work. Was at the hospital and then hung himself in the hospital.

But the initial way he tried to do was drop a rock on his head. Ray Combs. And before that was Richard Dawson. I can't have a bunch of kids. I believe so. Yeah. But before that was Richard Dawson, he used to kiss. Remember, he used to kiss people right on the lips.

All the wives and friends. Wives, grandmothers, everybody. Come here, darling. There is a kiss right on the lip. All the wives and wives, grandmothers, everybody. Come here, darling. You're gonna kiss right on the lips. Have you ever seen that? Oh, okay. She was in there. I always think that's so interesting.

You know, now they do like celebrities and stuff and or like a group, like a cast or whatever. Yeah. And I've always wanted to go on it. Listen, family-few people listen to this. Do the juicy scoop family. That would be great. I would love to do the juicy scoop family and have you and me.

Let's see the five. Let's figure it out right now. You and me. See. Sarah. Okay. Justin. Oh.

We do, we let Peter do it or no I mean you might have to my sister would be that good. Yeah a lot Peter would be that good. I Would be good. I think I'd be really good. I know that we'll figure out who that fits. Yeah, I've been a family feud fan my whole life Me too, and I like but some of the things are like I know sometimes sometimes it's great. You know, we got a board game. We did a family food board game over the holiday. And that's kind of fun, actually. There's so many. And some of them are like really hard.

And, but I always remember being like, God, it's like, I remember watching it as a kid. And I'm like, God, they don't earn when that much money. No, it's never that much. There's like 25,000 total. And there's five of you. And then you split it up and you pay taxes.

And I'm like, yeah. And I always thought how we'd always watch it my sister and I'd be like, who would we invite? It would be always so hard because there's more than five people in the family. And then, you know, and then how do you feel if you're in the family and they're like, you're going to be last. We need the strongest people at the top. It's like picking teams in school for PE. Yeah.

Like I was the last pick. So it's like, you're going to be like, really? You're mother fucker. I'm fifth. Like, I at the top. It's like picking teams in school for PE. Like I was the last pick. So it's like, you're gonna be like, really motherfucker, I'm fifth. Like I'm the doctor, but yeah, but you don't know this game, like I know this game. Yeah, I'm a, I would love to do it. Yeah, it's always, and it's always, with Steve Harvey, it's always such super sexual stuff.

I know, they go, like he says, like jokes are in the question, which I don't like that. Like just make it the regular family feud. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's,

everyone's killing their wives, huh? A lot of wife killing. I know. And I think it's just, I think it happens more with guys killing their wives because they probably are have some narcissism and they just think they're gonna get away with it. Yeah. They just, I mean, yeah, feeling like that. They never think they're probably are have some narcissism and they just think they're going to get away with it. They just, I mean, yeah, feel like they're going to get caught and they're like, this is

going to solve my problem. Do you ever do a game show? I was on a dating game when I first got to LA. I was on studs. Oh, that's right. We talked about that. But I don't think I've ever heard your dating games. I won.

I want to trip to Guadalajara, Mexico. Did you go? Yes. And with a different girl. Like there was another girl who was rejected, like from a, so wait, you had to, so you were the guy and you talked to the three girls. Yes, no, no, other way around. She, I have three guys.

Oh. And, and whatever, I looked at, it was like in the paper when I first got to LA. But I want Richard Ramirez was on there. Every, it's a weirdo a weird to stay in these people yeah, I think the serial killer was on there It was a serial killers or comedians and there's a lot of comedians do the funny thing was actors It was just people wanted to be on TV. It was actually me too So the two guys with me is three bachelor's you know the two guys with me were Flamingly gay. I think they were out gay, but they were like,

I wanna be on TV, so they were like answering the questions like, oh, I would take you to the greatest restaurant in LA. And the girl was like, oh, I'm gonna pick the one guy who doesn't sound that gay. And I had sneakers on. Yeah. And they like, this guy's got sneakers on. We can't have them in sneakers.

I don't know, I had no clothes, It idiot. You know, 19 of them. So the director of the show's like, I have shoes in the back for him. You were only 19, we did it. Yeah, like 19 or 20. I did it at 21. Yeah, I think I was 20. Anyway, the director gets shoes for me to wear.

I swear they're size 15. The guys got the biggest feet I've ever seen in my life. I put them on and you can see it I'm sitting in a directors chair and there's four inches of shoe coming off the back of my foot empty shoe Anyway, I win and now I have to walk around you know the so you gotta walk around and see the girl And these shoes are gonna fall off my feet. So I slide like I'm skating It's the weird the girls like what is wrong with this guy? Why didn't you pick up his feet? It's the weird girl's like, what is wrong with this guy? Why didn't you pick up his feet?

And so then you didn't pick her to go on the trip? No, she was from Dallas. I only saw her for 10 seconds, you know what I'm saying? So you just took another random girl. You could take anybody. They're like, we just hook you up with the person who this girl got reject her guy because you got to fly yourself back to LA.

The trip's from LA. So if you're from Dallas Okay, so they're like we have another girl so she was Another girl who not even on mavaza like we have another girl who's and we went she showed up to the airport Like her fiance or something and But she's I'm just dropping her off you guys have fun and we went to go out of our Mexico You didn't go with a dating show um companion. No just a two of us. We didn't go with the dating show companion. No, just the two of us.

We didn't have the same hotel room. We barely saw each other. It was a weird thing, like, saw a once in Guadalajara, and then just walked around by myself for three days. Well, my studs guy, we went out after that, we won. Yeah.

So with mine, it was two guys, three girls, and he picked me and I picked him and we went out to Yamashiro after oh yeah, and with like a couple other of our friends that attended the taping and then I went out with them again out and We had a water bed Oh my god. Oh all of this is such a part of an era Oh my god. All of this is such a part in era.

Studs, water, bed. We did like hook up. It was so crazy. It was only 27, but he owned a house. Like owned like a pretty nice house. Like in like Sherman Oak studio city. And but then I can't remember. We like called each other, but nobody,

like nobody cashed in on that trip. Like we didn't have like a voucher or, hey, here's 500 spending on the trip or not. There was no money or anything. And then because we didn't continue to date, nobody went. Yeah. So there actually was a trip. There was supposed to be some, it was always Baja California. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. What's Baja California? That's like Cabo. Cabo. What is it? No, it's like like it's like San Diego. I don't know. No, it's a bomb. You look up a bomb.

No, it is in Mexico. I want to say Baja California is Mexico, but they call it California. I don't know. Or is it like Escondito? Yeah, no, that's not Escondito. So it is in Mexico, but it's on the Baja California. Okay, who cares?

Okay, tell me about this girl. This is the only fans model. She's famous for her long tongue, and she's suing her, the guy put her venge porn. Her venge porn. Because they broke up and then he shared porn without her. Yeah, so she's suing him for $6.3 billion. I don't even know if he has that kind of money, but yeah, so, but she does. They broke up and then he shared more about it. She's suing him for $6.3 billion. I don't even know if he has that kind of money, but yeah, so, but she does.

I looked up a video of her. The tongue is really long. That's it. I mean, but this is a real headline to a long time. Do we know what the video is that he posted? I don't know. Do you see that Netflix talk about porn hub? No. You know, I used to love documentaries about the porn industry. Yeah.

Like, my favorite thing to watch. Yeah, it used to be, there was like a series of them. I loved it. Yeah. I don't know why. I don't even watch porn. I never watch porn. But I'm like so interested when I've interviewed a lot of porn stars and stuff, I'm just like so interested in like, watching like the shoot and how it's just like a regular shoot, but they're like, but they're like screwing, you know? Like, it's so weird. And everything and I love-

That's like a job like any other. Yeah, and I love seeing like the homes and like Northridge and Chats were then stuff and like the coldest sack and you know, and I was like, oh, I know that street. Like it was always just kind of fun. Yeah. And then like one time we watched this whole thing when Peter was doing mortgage, when he was a mortgage broker, he, there were these two realtors. One was a forentor on one was not, but they were partners. Okay. And so the girl stopped doing porn because this was like in 2007 when the market was just like really good.

And so he was getting deals back and forth with them. Anyway, many, many years later, the market crashes, I'm doing Chelsea lately, there's now a follow up, whatever this doc is, life and porn. And the girl had to go back to porn. Oh, yeah I'd like to have to porn. I was called something they all would like go back to porn so many former prostitutes or porn stars or whatever have to go be realtors. Yeah, and then I don't know I remember that girl. I remember the girl that, oh, she was hot for you.

She saw as perform at the Hermose Beach comedy. The girl that was the Olympic track star, who became a, Oh yeah, yeah. Like, she was a book or something, right? She wrote a writing as fast I can or fast girl. No, it was a fast girl. And part of her diagnosis of being like,

and like, so into becoming this prostitute was, she was like bipolar, but like it started with like her husband and her went to Vegas. And for like her 40th birthday or something, she or his, they want it. Let's have a threesome. So they hire a girl, they have a threesome. Yeah. Then the next time she goes, I'd like to like, Yeah, then the next time she goes I'd like to like I'd like to get like a guy prostitute or something just for me and he's like okay And then she's like I think I want to do this think I want to be a prostitute She's but what I thought was so funny is that she Was a realtor in Wisconsin. Yeah, and she was like in the book. she was like, I hate it doing these open houses.

Right. I'm putting up these signs, these directional sides, founding them. And I'm like, of course, because I did that, I related. And I'm like, she's like, it's so much for fun to just go to Vegas and like screw all these cowboys and stuff. Yeah. And so the way she wrote it, like, it sounded like, you know, it was kind of hot. Like, you know, like these Texas rich cowboy, she did them all and whatever. And then after I interviewed, I was like, so now that you're like healthy, you're back with your husband because she was found out. Yeah.

And her whole world exploded because she was a little bit famous being a track star. Um, and she was like the prettiest like blonde Olympic runner that there was. Like she wasn't. And, um, but she's like, I go looking looking back. I mean were these Texas guys that hot? Probably not and she's like no. Yeah, but like in her head and everything like she saw it is like different. Yeah, it wasn't yellow stuff and Yeah, but I mean, I don't know if she went back to telling houses, but yeah, that's it's a tough I'm an imagine it's a tough road, you know? Anytime I, like, I don't watch porn much anymore,

but I, I felt like the guys always had their socks on and elastic was always like out, you know? The sock was, and he knew it was tough. Like, it's got to be a tough life. The porn hub thing was kind of interesting and that the porn hub became this big thing. Yeah. And they had these moderators just like they do on like Facebook or TikTok that will

like take down your stuff and you're like, why did my thing got take down? But a porn hub was people submitting their own porn, right? Yeah, they were putting up stuff like this for a vending form. Like Facebook had a thousand people making sure that the videos and the content was okay. Yeah. They had like 12. So, yeah. So, there were, there was child porn getting put up there and, yeah.

Unconsensual stuff and everything. Right. So then they were like, but meanwhile these people were like, well now the sex workers can't monetize it. Yeah. And so then they all went over to only fans. Now it's just only fans. But it was kind of interesting. And then the one girl goes back to just doing like the traditional shoot.

We're like, and I kind of liked it because it's like, it's kind of like lesbian porn director. And then they were going to do it. And it was this one girl and two guys. Yeah. A lot of times now, porn is all about step, step, mom, I'm your step mom and I'm going to show you how it's done. Every one of them is some weird step mom,

step son situation and I'm not, it's not my thing. I don't like it. Yeah. Because at the same age, the kid's supposed to be 18 and he's 38. And also, also your parents are still married. So you're like, I, yeah, I know. I didn't go to the steps. I never wanted to screw my step mom.

Thank God. Um, poor Amanda Bines. Yeah, she's having a rough go of it. So she was found walking around in downtown LA with no clothes on. Yeah. And she actually like stopped. Someone was like, I'm having a psychotic break. I need help. Yeah. I don't tell a, with no clothes on. And she actually stopped someone,

was like, I'm having a psychotic break, I need help. Yeah. Her parents, so she wasn't a, thank God for the person who stopped, because I would just floor it. If I saw somebody naked in downtown LA. Yes, I know. Yeah, like I would not pull over.

Anyway, her parents are like, this isn't really like her. We're not trying to put her back into the conservatorship because she was in the conservatorship for nine years. Oh, she had a conservatorship too? Yeah. So she's just on her 72 hour psychiatric hold. But it ended last year after going for nine.

And her ex-Vionte says that she's not been taking her medicine, but that she's wild. Yeah, well she's obviously got some problems, which is sad. I mean, you know, you were saying earlier. Can there be like a conservatorship light? There has to be. For a person like this, you know.

Like, I don't know. Yeah, like when I'm gonna take all your money, but we just gonna make sure you a couple of bucks. Or like, we're gonna make, like that some part of the money is that you have like, I don't know, like a Teddy Mellon camp, like accountability coach, someone who texts you son that comes by.

Yeah. Just to make sure that if it's not gonna be the parents, it's gonna be somebody else that like, right. Every week is like, okay, did you shower, did you have something to eat? I mean, don't they have that still? Like you have, she has that something like that. I mean, if she's in the office.

I watched a little of Brittany last night. On what, Instagram? Yeah. She posted the wedding dress again. That's not even her wedding dress. I know, but she said something about her. I remember. She's like throw back to marrying myself.

Which everyone's like, not everyone, because people are even loo, even the, even the die-hards have moved on. I know, but you know. Oh, some of the die-hards are not. Even the conspiracy people that are like, you know, it, she's, that wasn't the real Brittany that got married and all that kind of stuff.

Yeah. Even that on this, see people, well now they can't leave comments, but even people I think are just kind of tired of it. They're like, okay, so you, so you married yourself, you didn't marry yourself, where is Sam? It's what I always say. Everybody thought we were going to get once the conservatorship was lifted with those going to be, but here we are, we're back. She's going to be the one, you know, the one we all loved who's doing great videos and making great music. That's not happening. That's how this before and it's like the dancing is just like,

yeah, not good. It's always like these weird wrist moves and like, like it's nothing to what like she used to do on stage. Yeah. I don't know. People forget how to do, you know, you get older and you forget and that when you're, you know, like I feel like Lindsey Lohan's a classy example like she's having a baby I saw that she was a good actress that when she was a kid but then she she just got older and feel like forgot had to act or doesn't have you know when you're a little kid you don't know what you better you're just good well I always say a little kid with a raspy voice yeah will work If you are wondering if you've got, if you've got a kid, it sounds like a Boko Raton realtor.

Get that kid an agent. Well, don't because they wound up naked in downtown LA. That's the way I always feel. I just know way. Anyway, I don't know. I mean, it's sad. And I definitely don't think like,

she's not coming back either. I was like, and she's an actress or any other. No, no, no, no. She has a heart tattoo on her face. Yeah, the heart tattoo. Okay, Delilah is Lisa Runnin' Harry Hamlin's daughter, older daughter.

And she just did a music video of her new song. And I was like, what's her name? The blonde. Okay. Anyway, I listened to it and she, DeBlonde? DeBlonde. Okay. Anyway, I listened to it and I thought it was pretty good. The La La Belle. But I wanted to just show you some of the videos, some of the clips from the video, starts out with her in a bathtub.

Okay. And, you know, everybody likes a pedestal bathtub. I have one in my house. Don't I get it all? Why? I don't know. Leaks. It's like, yeah, I think it looks cheesy

We wanted to bet what bathrooms has a pet you know that it's a claw tub or whatever Yeah, we had because but you know Ever it was such luxury to have the jacuzzi tub. Yeah, and we got one when we did our bathroom and and built out our house in like 2006 yeah, and I and built out our house in like 2006. Yeah. And I loved that jacuzzi tub. And I, because when I was a little girl, I looked at it, I was at an open house,

and there was a TV where you could watch the TV in the jacuzzi tub, and I said, one day. Someday. Someday. So then I had the TV, and I had the jacuzzi tub, and I loved it. I'd have like a glass of wine, I'd like bathed the boys there. And then once we got our jacuzzi and with our pool, Peter was just like, you know, it's

too much water to fill it, it's too much water. And then the longer you don't use it, you're going to have to like do the solution and clean it all out. So it has been like so many years, we also got rid of the TV in our bathroom. Okay, which pisses me off So I don't have a jukebox. No anyway in my in the house that we're doing in Palm Desert I will have the claw tub and I am excited. I like taking a bath. No, I'm saying you think a bath, but the claw tub. I feels a little Anyway, she has this weird stuff on her head and she's rolling. It's just a song about being a beautiful thin girl Nothing lasts forever and she's just rolling around in the bed and just like

Vertical vertical blinds. Why don't you live in a one bedroom in North Hollywood? What is that? Didn't even know there is nothing worse Better vertical like because one always falls off in the mid. Yeah. And there is no way to reattach it. No way. It looked that little piece comes out of the center and you screwed. I hope you don't have to lie about why did every apartment I have? Because they were cheap. I can't see. Yeah. Well, here she is, then then she has a look at old TV. And she's laying on the ground with her like, to read one time out of here. Do I like this little TV with a big back?

That TV must be from who knows when. And here she is again, and she got under boobs, she's rolling around. Here she is in the tub. But I also noticed there's like construction going on. Like she found, look, there's plastic everywhere. Like there, she's getting like new tile put in. Yeah, yeah

She's just as much as you guys waiting to go back to work. She's are you done shooting video? We need to cock their tire Like just to say almost finished But when she was on her doing her thing what happened she had it and never spiked out. Oh shit. I see you. Oh doing her thing what happened she had it and never spiked out oh shit a suit Oh This is a good looking she's nice looking very pretty. Yeah, but the singing is not bad Well these days you so produced these songs. Oh, you really see there's a lot of construction going on Yeah, she's gonna have a nice bathroom when it's finished

She's on anyway, I was kind of impressed with the song. Okay, that's good. But I do believe the first thing I said is anyone can have a song. Anyone can write you a song. And then you want to go to the new stick so on. Every housewife will have a song. And then you know, they write you something that they think you're gonna like, you know, like if I was gonna just do a song, I'd meet some guy and be like, all right, it's gonna be your party song. It's gonna be, you know, nobody went, it's about to be the party, but I went anyway. That's kind of your thing because people don't invite you to parties

and you have a chip on your shoulder about it. And you know, and then it's just like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I went to the party but no, I wasn't invited. It's like, it could change your voice to whatever it is. Her voice in this, it's just like kind of a slow song, but anyway, good luck to her. She has a pretty good voice.

I went to see Billy Joel and Stevie Nix the other night, and they were, that's still going. Stevie Nix out there, 72 or something. A lot of, there was a lot of the audience, 72,000 people at SoFi Stadium, a lot of one crutch. You told this tilby that's already. I didn't know I didn't tell you this, a lot of one crutch people, like one crutch, a lot of boots. I always think you're new. I was thinking you want to send boot people. Are you watching Daisy in the six? Someone told me to watch it.

I started it. I couldn't get into it. It's supposed to be a Fleetwood Mac, right? Kind of loosely based. Yeah. Kind of. But then Chris said she loved it. She binge the whole thing.

Yeah. It was good. I had it was good. I think I'd only like it if I could cure the Fleetwood music in it. I know. Yeah. It's like a pretend like.

Yeah. Pay for the real Fleetwood Mac. I love it would make okay, so Rose and I just talked about this with Sarah. We were talking about how I was like, you know, I know she got canceled and everything. She did those tweets. Yeah. Um, but I'm like, imagine that your show Rose and could go on without you. Yeah. Like it's based on your children, like Sarah Gilbert was based on your daughter, you know,

and anyway, so then this just came out today that she is got a standup special that's coming out and she, it's out, it's on Fox News, yeah. And she says that they killed her character off and she felt that they were doing that as a push to get her to kill herself anyway because she has mental. You know, she's quite a little mental, but she's, you know, good for her. She's doing it. But I just thought that was interesting because I just talked about that. How that would. I'm sure she got a huge paycheck and everything, but it still was your thing, a bridge on your life. And then they just go, well, you're getting killed and we're calling

at the Conners and now Sarah Gilbert's the star. And it's going to be still running, isn't it? Yeah, she's, but I'm kind of excited to see it because I met her once. You mean her special, special, she talks about like raising her kids stuff. And I was like, her son had a radio show like years ago. I knew I did it for my house, but way before podcast worth thing. And I remember I was like, I wanna ask you, what's it like to have a mom as a standup? Cause I always worry that,

when kids will be weirded out by it or whatever. And he was like, well, it's not like my mom was leaving to the house to go party. She was leaving to like go pursue her dream and we were happy that she was happy. Right. So well. And then of course, but as to when I saw her,

she was like, what are my sons say? Oh, he had a self fucking good. I go, no, he was saying nice things about you. Like she was, she's close with all her kids. But like, I kind of curious to hear like, what was that like when you went from such a poor thing to be like the biggest, not that she was so poor, but like they were very middle class.

And then they went to being like the biggest thing. Like I don't, I wonder, I would love to know what her story was. I remember seeing her like first performance on the tonight show. You know, I was watching, just watching Johnny Carson and she was the comedian. And I remember thinking it was the funniest shit I had ever seen back in a, I'm a domestic goddess.

And that was just so funny. Yeah, I mean, I always liked her and Rose Ann, when her first came out, I was pretty worried. I loved it. I loved it. Yeah, so. I loved it.

And then you know what happened? Then it was all, she was someone, unfortunately, that the Hollywood fame. Yeah, well it didn't remember the whole career. I wish she I wonder if she'll ever talk about that. Yeah. It's like she got into the plastic surgery a little too. Now she deserves to get yeah to get some work done. But like then yeah she divorces the husband which again she deserves. She falls for Tom Arnold and then there was just so much tabloid about them being nightmares on set and everything.

And you're like, yeah, but the show's still like enjoy. It's like once we knew all about the makings of it, all so much in the tabloids, then you sit down and watch it and I think it took you out of it. Yeah. Knowing that, like, they're really rich and they're doing this. And then of course, when she's saying the national anthem, oh, yeah. Right. And it wasn't and thought

it would be funny and everyone thought it would be funny. And then they realized, no, if you can't sing, you shouldn't do it because it's too disrespectful. Uh-huh. So then she grabs her crotch and spits like a ball player thinking, I've got to try to save this joke. And the whole world turns on her like like, you're disrespectful, you're spitting, this is America. Yeah, that was so crazy. It was crazy. Now when you look back, you're like,

yeah, sometimes not every joke lands. I know, she's like, and it's not always to like, desecrate God or the flag, like, you know, it's just like, you're just like, yeah, I was just, she's trying to save the thing. She's like, they asked me to do it, and I couldn't ever sing. So I was like, yeah, and was just trying to save the thing. She was like, they asked me to do it, and I couldn't ever sing.

So I was like, yeah, and then the worst that she did it, she was in there booing, she's like, let's just go with, you know, let's play ball. And anyway, I'm kind of curious to see it. The thousand pound sister, I was like, how did she, so she got married and had a kid, two kids, a better husband, left her. And, but she's married and had a kid, two kids, a better husband, left her.

And, but she's only 400 pounds. Oh. And I said, are they gonna have changed the title of the show? And then Annie goes, no, together. They have to add up to a thousand. Oh, okay, well, I hope they reach that goal. So I go, so one is four and one is six. Uh huh.

But anyway, you know. I think we know what, even if they're 900 pounds I would let the title slide I wouldn't I'd it's not like I wouldn't watch they wait a minute. I saw a recent One one day I thought one She had like still oxygen or something, but she looked a lot thinner in the face Oh, she got to her q out of ten chin done. Yeah. Oh good Well, I wish everybody well, you know? Yeah, Taylor Swift.

Yeah, she's dives into, is that how she ends the show? No, I guess goes into, I don't know, I like, I must be just like a big soft pillow or something. Yeah. And then does her change that way. Oh, got it. Like obviously, and then I think they show video of her swimming that's not at that moment.

That's why I think because I saw a lot of clips of the show. It looks like it's going to be a good show. I mean, she puts on a pretty good concert. Yeah. Pretty exciting. Nicholas Shay. What happened here? Let me look this up. Nicholas Shay ordered to attend an anger management and an A.A. meeting. So is he, is he a problem? Nicholas Shay? Who just felt like he was just a nice wholesome guy? Oh my gosh.

Okay, so he's ordered to attend 52 weeks of anger management and an A.A. meeting. So he's been charged with assault and battery after a costing celebrity photographer. Jody Santos, I can't believe people are still attacking photographers. Right now. just let them. First of all, you're out.

If this lady doesn't get you with a good camera, everybody else with their cell phones are gonna get you. So like, is it really that much to be angry about? I think sometimes, I don't know if this girl did, but I think sometimes they say things to encourage them to punch them. So that's what I used to hear.

Do you used to say like horrible things to encourage them to punch them. So that's what I used to hear. Do you used to say like horrible things to them? So she was snapping pictures from her car. What could you say to him? I don't like you on love is blind. Like what 98 degrees sucks? I like no, I like pecs read boys better. Like what are you gonna say? She said she is still waiting for an apology

from the singer a year later. No from his team has, no one from his team has even reached out to ask if she is okay. He attempted to bust his fists through her car window. He should be thanking me for the fruit publicity. I mean, really talk about an oversized ego. I agree, girl. I really do. He was leaving a dinner in Beverly Hills with his wife.

And there is a video that shows him approaching the car then reaching through the window and tried to snatch her phone and spooing profanities. And Nick's not really on the radar. I just saw him. This is a woman talking. And I figured, we'll get a shot of a couple coming out of a restaurant.

I've taken photos of him plenty of times and never had a problem. But this time was different. He flipped me off and then I heard Vanessa, his wife say, go get him, open the door, and then he started walking towards my car aggressively. I immediately locked my door and rolled up my window as fast as I could. He then just started punching my window. I thought he was going to break his hand. That's how hard he was hitting the glass.

I am surprised he didn't shout out the window. Huh, this sounds like a... well, it sounds like he needs a mangan management. Did he go to that? He's got a hand. Now, well, you got it. You got 50 to each of it. That's a lots of years worth of anger management. You feel like they, when they, you just go in once and they say, yeah, I'll just sign.

Oh, that was a, they made a whole show about that. That was Charlie Sheen and your mangan. Yeah. It was originally a, a Jack Nicholson Adam Sandler movie. They spun it off into that show. Was it funny ever? I don't. I don't have a song.

Well, I mean, I think that's a good way to like, save yourself, but like, that is just so weird and that she was encouraging him. Yeah. You guys aren't. It's like a Jay to Pinkett, Will Smith. Totally. And I mean, you guys aren't like a J to pink it will Smith totally. Yeah, and I mean you guys are Famous at all. I don't know anyone that could justify that I mean the only time is I think

If something's going on where it's like your kid. That's the only time I think that you can get angry You are at a Beverly Hills restaurant, right? They're not across the street from your kids school Yeah, or you coming out of pushing your Beverly Hills restaurant. They're not across the street from your kids school. Yeah. Or are you coming out of pushing your cancer ridden wife after she got chemo and then someone's like, Hey! Did your wife lose her hair yet? Okay, I see it.

Then go after some of them. You're at a restaurant. Isn't that why you go to dinner and Beverly Hills so that someone snaps a photo of you? I mean, that's why I do. Yeah, I mean, otherwise I'm like... That's why photo of you? I mean, that's why I do. Yeah, I mean. Otherwise, I'm like, That's why Nicholas Shade does, too, you know what I mean?

That's why anyone goes. Otherwise, like, we all live in the valley. You just go to like, down the street for sushi on Ventura. I go, yeah, you know. Why would you go all the way over that kale unless you're hoping to get photograph? I hop, went there with my daughter on Saturday. She wanted pancakes, got the happy face pancake.

I gotta tell you, I don't know who's doing the artwork in the back. We didn't have to face the dollar, great. You know, it's supposed to be happy face with whipped cream. That's supposed to be smile. Chocolate chips to teeth. You understand? Chocolate chips to the teeth.

Chocolate chips are supposed to be teeth. They're supposed to be placed there, look alike to teeth. This is my, this thing came to my I could trade a picture. I mean, the male soul get what I want to see it. I'll show it to you. Okay. This is what it came at. This is what the happy face pancake came what do you order from my hop? Well, I just went because my daughter said she wanted to pay. So you didn't order anything. You just ordered a cup of coffee. Here's the happy face. Oh my god. We'll put this in our slideshow. My daughter's like, wait, it's supposed to be a happy face. I said, it's supposed to be. I'm not sure

who did the what we're working back. This happy face needs real braces, not just in Vizzle. No, it's bad. It's a base. It needs cataract surgery for the eyes. I know. Even that you don't want you didn't't, you've got to tell them to make the bacon crispy. Every time you order. No, every time you order anywhere. And I hope, I don't think they take special orders. They barely hold it together.

Over, I mean, this place was, they wear iPads around their neck now. That's how they do the ordering. Yeah. And it's strange because the thing's not long enough. So it's not down here, you know, where they would be easy for them to do the ordering. Yeah. And it's the strangest thing because the thing's not long enough. So it's not down here, you know, where they would be easy for them to put the order. Yeah. It's up here.

So this girl's like, what do you want? I said, the smiley paper. Stupid that they have to wear these eye. Just go back to pen and paper and, you know, it's just the eye panel. But people don't know how to write anymore. I know, I think that's it. I just think it's all that. And this way they go and they can just pick the photos

of what it is. What, so you didn't order anything? No, I ordered, what did I get? Like the tube, tube, tube, two pancakes, two cents. You were the boringest. I know, well, it was bad. It was bad. I just wanted to kind of get out of there.

My daughter was not happy with the happy face. How could you not get some? It's called International House Pekkes for the reason. We used to go. But you know what they did away with? What? I thought I got my daughter to go. I said, they have different color sear,

different flavored sear, but gone. Yeah, boys and barely. Just maple, boys and Barry gone, strawberry gone. Yes, I know, straight maple, have shocked, shocked. Talk about juicy scoop, I just dropped the bar. I always liked, like, we would get, we'd all go. And I did love the chocolate chip pancakes, but I'd want to always like expand my horizon.

So it got like as a little girl, like after church, I'd be like, I'm getting the Swedish. Like there used to be like the Swedish pancakes, which is like a whole different consistency. Right. Right. And like, yeah. Yeah. Crapes. Yeah. That's all gone. Now, yeah, it's not, it's not what it used to be. My dad, when he was an advertising, he had the account for IHOP. Oh, wow. And I think originally it was called International House of Pancake. It was.

But they hired my dad's advertising firm to get it so that more people would go, they're not just for breakfast. Yes. And that's when my dad came up with or his company or whatever, IHOP. You know, and we're gonna you we've got burgers We've got sandwiches we got all this stuff and I remember he's like to my brothers who are older than I am

They're like baby preteen it's the time when he goes We're doing a commercial and it's gonna be we're gonna get these the shot on all people to our son of the Bowser Yes, he goes I don't you guys love these guys brothers are like no dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip hamburgers and we've got steak and we've got like a Salisbury steak. Yeah. Oh, those, I mean, I think it's still open for lunch and dinner. Yeah, they still got it. That's how they went. They, they doubled down on hamburgers at one point. That was going to be their thing.

They're like, why not doing pancakes anymore? Just hamburgers and it, and it blew up in their face. And then they get rid of boys and very serious. You know what I also think? I also, I also thought, you know what, people, you don't have to give so much food. When they're like, would you like eggs in this and then instead of toast, you're like,

or pancakes and they're like, all right. Yeah. That's too much food. Yeah. Hello. You should need to charge more for those extra pancakes. Yeah.

And maybe if you did, then you could keep the fancy syrup. I forgot. I'm so excited. You mentioned Sean. Oh, no, they were. Sean Sunset, who runs pretty funny women. Anybody that's interested in pursuing a standup comedy, or take a class, and it's women only, and she's great, and she's an LA. Anyway, she, it was a singer and dancer. That's right. And she went on tour with them.

On like cruise ships and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. That's amazing. That was like her first like real job, like performing. Yeah, that one guy Bowser became like a big deal. He used to just make his muscle remember? Dup, oh man, they're in Greece, they're in the movie Greece.

Oh my God. They play at the dance when that girl takes away Danny Zuko and wins the trophy. In your original one. Yeah, in the original one. The Libby Newton John and John. Um, anyway, I don't know about that. Anyway, don't you love that John Travolta is bald now.

It just makes everyone feel more comfortable. He's bald, but he now he goes to heavy on the beard die. He just needs to go natural, completely natural. I think you did the beard because I think you got, but you know what is great for guys? Yeah. If you want to get a facelift as a man, you for a while at least, I think you got a facelift and he's camouflaging any kind of like, you know, year-long recovery with that heavy beard. Yeah.

And looks good. Yeah. I mean, I think he looks fine. He said, I'll never date another woman since my wife has passed. You know, that's a surprise. If you believe what you're hearing, you know, I don't know. I always like Dr. Fulta. I have a soft spot in my heart for him. Yeah. Of that era that I liked his movies. It seems like a nice guy. What do I know? I even you don't know anything. Yeah. Chris, where are your next shows where the juicy skippers can come and just be in your

live presence? Well, this is on Friday. This comes out Thursday. So I'm in New York, Friday night. I met McGuire's in Ron Concoma, my hometown on Long Island. McGuire's comedy club in Ron Concoma. And then I'm at the cutting room in New York City, Sunday night, cutting room, New York City, and then I have a million more Nashville, Huntsville, Memphis, Jacksonville, Florida, Tampa,

Florida, West Palm, Florida, all in April. Brandjola.fun has everything. That is wonderful. Stardome. That's the question. Now wait, we need the juice. Birmingham, Alabama, stardome. New York, New York City GC scoopers.

Oh yeah, that's what I was talking about. We need, you can, you know, get a message to Chris or I or both. He wants to go to a cool restaurant with his brother on Saturday night. We know it's hard to get reservations. It's just the two of you. Yes. You have a free night. You're not performing.

So you'd like a nice cool vibe. Yes. Can I say what I want? Yes, please say what you want. I want like old style. Like I used to see back in the old days of New York models and a line out front. And you know, you go inside and it's it's a whole scene. That's what I want. Like I know I'm too old for this, but it's I got one night in New York free. And I want to go out on a Saturday night and see a New York city scene. Does that even exist anymore? I don't know. Like I want to have drinks somewhere first.

Yeah. And we're on 9 p.m. Go to dinner. Where does that happen? Lowery side. And there's like a DJ playing and stuff, but you're still eating. You're out of table. And it's good looking people.

I'm having a good time. Is that even a thing anymore? I need to know. I think it is. Okay. I am looking for that good time. Is that even a thing anymore? I need to know. I think it is. Okay. I am looking for that as well. Okay. But I am going like May, I think I'm going like May 8th, 9th, and it's 10th.

I'm not doing a show there, but I am doing something for the podcast. Right. Like business wise, for like, for the podcast. So I'm not performing per se, but I have a couple nights free. Yeah. So I hear about Sibriana but I have a couple nights free. Yeah. So I hear about Sibriana and Carbone and all these other things. I keep writing them down, so I remember, and I follow these things like this. You've got to get this.

You don't get this. Actually, this was a lot of hype. I wouldn't go here. Right. This is a hidden secret. I don't want it. But I'm going to need it. Yeah.

I don't want a hidden secret. No. I want to be, I want to have a bit of a scene, but don't want it. But I'm gonna need it. Yeah. I don't want a hidden secret here. No. I want to be, I want to have a bit of a scene, but I also want to like, I want that like really delicious fish. Someone told me beauty and Essex. Oh, that's been around a long time. I know, it was one here, I think, in LA too. So it's a towel group.

Yes. And I think there's one down in downtown LA. And I heard that's a cool scene, but I could be wrong. That could be 10 years ago. I did go 10 years ago. Debuting Essex? Yeah. And I mean, I like their menu a lot.

Yeah. Because it's like all the little yummy, like different things. And it was a cool scene and it was fun. So hopefully it still is. Okay, I would say. So anyway, you can help Chris out. I mean, the brother's cute too, right? We're cute, you know, we're cute for, you know,

we're, we're, we're, we'd be the oldest people in the place. I'm sure it's that it's really funny. They show all the food and It's like kind of funny the way they talk about it. They're like I Got this meal and then they're like and just so it's delicious or she'll say I didn't love the fish But the lemon cheesecake was amazing go cry about it and then she ends up go cry about but she they give really good Information and they show the drinks and the foods and all the stuff. And again, it's like, oh, it's overwhelmed. I know I got to make a reservation. Like, you're already too late. So you almost need someone that works there.

I know. That's what I'm telling you. That's what I'm telling you now. You're a long time. And then I have a little bit of time to schedule things. Yeah. I'll figure it out. And I'm, yeah, I'm going with Peter and we've never gone to New York together ever No, he's never come with me before really yeah, cuz I've always just gone and done stand-up and stuff Oh, so I'm kind of excited to do like some cute like you know, I'm staying in a hotel that you stayed in one time

I know and I don't know it's on downtown, but it looks really nice And I saw when you were there. I saw like oh, I'll stay at this place. It looks nice. Oh, good, good. That's where it's going to be. It's going to be fun. Yeah. Um, friendjola.fun. Cover to cover.

Check it out. He's going a lot to cities. Hopefully one will be there. Thanks so much, honey. Thank you.