Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - OJ’s Book, Housewives Fired, Divorces, Vanderpump, The Valley and Me!

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

I’ve got all the juicy scoop for you! The Golden Bachelor is getting divorced, did his past play a role? A popular TikToker has died. Did her use of other creators’ blind items have anything to do with it? JLo has low ticket sales and did not find the TikToks about her amusing. Is she responsible for getting accounts taken down? Jojo was not the first to sing Karma's a Bitch. Crystal from RHOBH is not returning and Annemarie reacted to the news too quickly. RHOM Alexia's husband filed for divorce. I share my thoughts on why so many divorces occur in the franchise. Meghan Markle has jam and a lame brother. The story behind OJ’s book is fascinating. Jo on Vanderpump changed her name. Lala has a sperm donor party. Why is no one having sex in The Valley? Another pair of conjoined twins answer questions. Jenna Jameson is getting divorced. Travis Kelce is a game show host and Taylor Swift is still happy.  Go to https://TheOuai.com and enter promo code JUICY for 15% off any product. This spring go to https://Booking.com for your ideal hotel or vacation home no matter where you go in the US! Book whoever you want to be on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH!  Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com  Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Follow Me on Social Media Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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you have heard the news that the Golden Bachelor and his wife of three months that he chose on the show are getting a divorce. This was such an interesting thing. People didn't think they should get married anyway. People thought that Jerry, which was pronounced Gary, no, it was Gary, but it was pronounced like Gary. I don't know what his deal was. To give you a little bit background, he was married for 40 something years, his wife died suddenly of an infection, and he just moved into his dream house in a town of 500 by the lake, that's where he was going to go with his wife. But when they chose him for The Bachelor, there's a lot that they presented that they

found out later were not true. It was giving me, do you want to marry a millionaire kind of vibes? The first of these type of dating shows that came out many years ago, probably like 15, 17 years ago, where they found this guy and they said, oh, he's a real estate person. He's worth a million dollars. I don't even know if he's worth a million dollars, but it was like he owned one house for like 250,000 in San Diego. He was on public access doing goofy standup kind of material.

Anyway, these people were blindfolded. One girl married him. She went on to be kind of famous. She was like a nurse in 1000 Oak's. I think she went on Playboy. That's when everyone did Playboy and we get like a few hundred thousand dollars. It was a disaster. They found out he had done weird things.

They didn't do enough background check. There were people that had former girlfriends that had some pretty alarming claims. That's an old show. Now we have The Bachelor. We had The Golden Bachelor and he is just as nice as can be. Every girl he meets, he's like, that you're just so special. Oh, that's so special. I haven't kissed a woman besides my wife, you know,

and it's been six years since she's passed. And right around the time that they're about to get married or the end, news comes out that he had a girlfriend for many, for about a year and a half in between the wife passing and him going on the Golden Bachelor. And this woman comes out and she's like, look, I'm just going to tell my story. The Hollywood Reporter, I think, did the story on it. They went and spoke to people that she told what was going on at the time, which is that's how they always like verify these stories that involve dating or sexual relationships. They're like, did you come home from the horrible experience and tell your roommate five years ago,

we're gonna interview the roommate and the roommate remembers it, okay? That's why they interview people like that, to be like, is this woman lying or what? They also said on The Golden Bachelor that he was a retired restaurateur. Well, his only job with restaurants was that he worked at some Mr. Quick hamburger joint,

which is great. He worked since he was in high school, and he owned one. It was a franchise, but he sold it in 1985. After he retired from various management type of jobs, then he went on to work as a janitor at a mental hospital. He met someone there. He met people there, he met people there, but he met this one woman there and he's like,

hey, would you help me with something at my house? They start a romance. They start a romance, it goes on for a year and a half in which he begs her to leave her job and move to this lake house, which there really isn't anything else around. But he's like, but you still have to pay me a thousand in rent,

even though we're living together and you're my girlfriend. So she's like, well, I better keep a job. So she's like commuting an hour every day to keep a job. She whittles it down to 850. He also says to this woman, when we go out to dinner, it's gonna be a split ski, 50-50, but you'll give me the money like prior to it or afterwards so that I always look

cool when I pay the bill. This is a story she told her friends, the friends all said this happened a year and a half ago. So he goes on the show and he really perks up when the woman that he's going to marry, Teresa, reveals that she is into stocks and she has five licenses to sell stocks and she has properties and people notice that he really seemed to perk up. Even though all three women, like a lot of bachelors, he's like, you're the one, I love you, does a fantasy suite, the whole thing.

So he chooses her, they have their televised wedding. Some of these other women that were on the show are really loving the limelight and who can blame them. One is a Kris Jenner lookalike, the other one is a Caitlyn Jenner lookalike, and the two of them were doing like, kind of got some Instagram following and having some fun. And so everyone's sort of enjoying it,

but now it's been three months and they're getting divorced. And people say that's gonna cost them a lot of money because it wasn't long enough to get the endorsements. They probably have to return the Neil Lane ring. But basically they said they couldn't decide on a place to live together and leave their families. Also, Teresa didn't wanna stop working and she would have had to stop working

if she was just gonna like live at this lake house. And they are holding hands and they did an interview and they were asked what about all these previous stories of him kind of being like a dick boyfriend to this girlfriend that we never knew he even had between the wife and going on the Golden Bachelor. And she's like, he's told me all that. And we've talked through it. And we just it's so special. Oh, it's so special. How many people have come to us and we've given them hope and love and we don't want them to lose hope. We don't. Well, you should. It was 50 women trying to choose one. One got them and it didn't fucking work out. There isn't a lot of hope, I don't think. But it's a TV show and whatever. I think we're not ever really gonna hear from them again.

This is not somebody that I think we're gonna see doing a bunch of endorsements, like the younger Bachelor people. I don't see like depends in their future or anything. I think we're just gonna go away because it's kind of embarrassing because we gave them so much more respect than we did the young kids.

Like all the younger people watching the show was like, I love the Golden Bachelor. They really talk and they really care and he's not out to be a star. And then they saw that, you know, he had a spray tan and he lied about a girlfriend and we're just like, ugh. And he was cheap. And oh, the poor, when the girl,

when he told the girl that she had to move out, that they're broken up, she had to move out, he's like, you have to move out now. And she's like so flustered, she like falls down the stairs. Not that that's funny, but she hurts her ankles, hurt her ankle. And she's like trying to get, and he wouldn't even drive her to the hotel. He's like, here, let me just get the walker into your car and goodbye. And let me know when you get to the hotel, because you were so special to me. So I'm glad to expose that Jerry, Gary, whatever the hell his name is, wasn't great So I'm glad to expose that Jerry Gary whatever the hell his name is

wasn't great. I'm glad that she got out. They had a prenup so we don't have anything to worry about. And yeah that's the end of that. So we'll see. I'm still looking for the golden gay. I would like to see a late-in-life lesbian or late-in- life gay guy, not someone that's been gay his whole life. I don't know why, I just think it'll be an interesting thing. And I believe the former, the latest bachelor, his dad did come out later in life

because I saw him say that in an interview. So here's to the golden gay, think about it, could be a lot of fun. Okay, now this is a sad story that's going to lead to a longer conversation from me. Kyle Marissa Roth has died. She was a popular TikToker known for weighing in on celebrity gossip. She was about 36 years old and her family announced that she died last week. As of today, we don't know what she died from. She did have colon cancer, but she was doing videos about a week ago.

So it wasn't like she was in hospice or anything like that. So we don't know what she died from as of now. But the story is really tragic, but quite interesting of how this involves celebrity gossip. So I'm surprised that I have never really come across this girl because you know how much I'm on TikTok. The algorithm knows what I like. I watch a lot of other creators that, you know, talk about pop culture or do deep dives. And what, but what she did was she did a lot of blind items. Let me explain what blind items are. They're, it's something that I do not cover

because I think it's bullshit. It's anonymous stuff that people send in and then anonymous creators, we don't know who they are. They go behind other names, Dinois, Anti-Lawyer, whatever, Lainey, whoever these people are, I don't know. And they write them in a way that I guess they can't really be sued

because they don't call them out until after it's been revealed. What I have found out from good research, but again, Juicy Scoop is comedic commentary on my opinion. Okay, so what I say here is my opinion based on me walking on the earth for this many years being in this business. A lot of these stories are just straight up bullshit. Some of them, the people just make out and pull from the sky. Some, I believe, they're putting them out there because they have a relationship with someone who's like, put this out there

to hurt my enemy or distract people from me or help me, whatever. They give these stories that are not real. Some are stolen from other creators and regurgitated to look like their blind item. But these groups that are anonymous on Reddit or whatever, again, all anonymous people talking can perpetuate these stories. And now with the rise of TikTok, they get deeper and bigger and people, it goes to like the famous story of Richard Gere that happened 30 years ago when there was no social media. Somebody just started a rumor saying that he was sent to the hospital because he was having some funky sexual relationship and a gerbil was stuck in his anus. Okay. That was the story. To this day, we remember it. We know it's not true now, but that was a big story.

And these stories have gone on through blind items in the last 15 years that are really damaging and not real. Also with the rise of Instagram, where people will just send in an anonymous email to one of these creators that we don't know who they are. So they could be at a party, they could be talking to you, they could be at your table. They could be Monica from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

You don't know, you know what I say. I'm Heather McDonald, Jesus Cupid. What I say, if I say I don't really like this show or I think this is going on with this person's marriage, I'm standing behind it. You might not like me when you see me at a party because you're like that bitch said she thinks I, you know, that I'm whatever that I'm insecure or hypocritical. Yeah, I've called stars hypocritical. Yes, I have. So

they those people that have called have said they're hypocritical. They may not like me because that's my opinion of them. But they know that I said it. I didn't create, you know, a juicy scoop that's just like someone pouring juice in a scooper and you never know who I am. Okay, but sometimes this content is good and interesting, but the blind item stuff I've never been into for this reason because there's no facts behind it. It could be someone could just write in, I saw Heather McDonald at Ralph's and she was screaming at a checker.

And then she took her bag and screamed at her son and tripped and fell. And I saw it. And then that person then posts it. And they're like, oh my God, I remember hearing that. And then everyone comes, I remember hearing that Heather would go to Ralph's. I remember, you know, and it's just, so a lot of these big stars that get these stories, they don't address them. They just let it go and they're like,

I'm not gonna address this ridiculous story because it's ridiculous. And if I try to, you know, defend myself, then it gives more light to these people who are making money off these crazy fake stories about me. With this girl, she would take all those stories and regurgitate it and share it in, I guess, a very funny, entertaining way,

in which she has a lot of fans and a lot of people, other creators on TikTok TikTok that are very sad about what happened to her that we don't know. One of the things that she was doing was, remember when I talked about all the videos that were on TikTok about people making fun of J Lo's scene from her documentary about making her music movie where she's like, I'm just that crazy,

this hair reminds me of that crazy girl running up and down the Bronx, 16 years old, crazy, crazy girl. And that in the bodego, where she orders her food from the bodego, and people don't think that she was authentically from, you know, Jenny from the Bronx, I didn't really think that was like a Bronx way

to order a bodego sandwich. I don't know, I'm Jenny from the Bronx. I didn't really think that was like a Bronx way to order a bodega sandwich. I don't know, I'm not from the Bronx. I'm from the south side of Ventura, okay? Boulevard in the valley, ate what ate till I die. So whatever. So all of that I made fun of. I made fun of it here. I didn't use JLo's music.

I didn't cut a clip of her from her show and use it to make a video. I just acted it out and talked about it and put it on the podcast. So I'm safe. But what happens on the TikToks and stuff is that people will take clips from the move from her movie, which she owns the copyright of, or her music, and then whatever they wanna do, discuss it, make fun of it, whatever. Well, she got her team allegedly to go, hey, this is a copyright infringement. They got ahold of TikTok people

and this girl's TikTok allegedly got taken down and she had over 750,000 followers and she was very, very upset about it. And she did a video about how upset she was. I've worked on this for four years. I make money off of TikTok. How is it that this big star has the power to do this? I mean, it is copywritten material.

That's her movie. She spent $20 million on it. If she was upset by it, I think there's a better way to go about it. I think it would have been funny if she did her own TikTok, laughing about that particular scene. Like a funny one I saw is that someone put her voice over the dog,

a little dog with crazy hair, and it was going like, oh, who's that crazy girl walking, running around the streets? She could have made fun of it like that. Like, that is funny. I love that. Everybody loved that scene. But again, it is her voice. It is her music. She owns the thing. So I get it But this girl was very upset about that and then she was able to regain like a hundred and seventy five thousand followers I also know that other people that have made a living Again being anonymous putting out blind items

Some of which that are horrific lies, which I'll go deeper into my Patreon, which comes out every Friday. Pretty shocking stuff that is completely untrue. And there's a documentary coming out about one of these horrible lies that a creator that makes a lot of money, who's acting like he's somebody that he's not. That whole story I will tell on Patreon, but this is all this

this is happening and I'm wondering if these this this blind item stuff will start to go away a little bit because it really shouldn't be taken seriously and and when people are anonymous with their information and there's nothing behind it, I don't like that it also runs reality show storylines when it could be a producer on those Reddit pages writing something like, oh, I saw Jax talking to a girl at a restaurant.

And then the producer, I'm just saying hypothetically, and the producer goes, hey, Sheena, did you see the Vanderpump Reddit blog about how this person was hanging out with this other girl? Whoa, oh. And then they talk about it. And now it's a storyline that has no real merit.

Like, unless you've seen the person, unless there's a photo, unless the actual other woman comes forward, then that's a real storyline. So I'm not for this. Of course, I'm very sad that this woman is not here, but I think the bigger story is, you know, because people are like, oh my God, did she, did something happen to her because she lost this income on TikTok? Because not only was Big Stars angry about the way she presented her material, or was it because even maybe other people that created the blinds, she was taking the blind items from other creators and then regurgitating it, which that's what people do.

I mean, I talk about a Page Six article, I talk about a TMZ article, I didn't break the story, but it's different when it's these blinds, I guess. So I don't know, it's a bigger conversation to have in this world of TikTok and gossip and celebrity news, and which I'm a part of too. But I feel very sorry for her family and her friends. And she was apparently very entertaining when she would get on the TikTok and talk.

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months, as I just explained, and she has all these big shows coming up. A bunch she did cancel, and you know, it's hard. I don't know what she's charging for these tickets. I don't know what city she's going to, but it is hard to sell tickets to any show, and you know, and that's why people like to do residencies or they try to be more selective. Unless you're Taylor Swift, like, it is hard. And so sometimes you see some of the biggest bands all of a sudden be like,

oh, we're so sorry, family emergency. We had to, we'll reschedule or you'll get your money back or whatever. And it's sometimes because they are seeing that it is just not selling and based on statistics or whatever, it's not going to sell 7,000 tickets in the last week. So like, what are we going to do? Do you want to come and perform? Do you want the news out that all these tickets have been discounted? Will that make your reputation look worse? It's better just not to do the show. So I find her to be a great performer. I like her music, but that's what's going on with her. Big

news in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills world. Crystal has announced she did a video a couple days ago saying, I will not be returning to the 14th season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And she looked cute, just talked to the camera and did like a reel about it. And she said, I never thought that I would ever be on a show like this. And every year that I was asked back the last few years, I was so honored to do it. It's bittersweet. I'm happy I have other opportunities coming up,

whatever that might be. And so I think it's very clear, without her saying it, that she was not asked back, because she goes, I was asked back all these other years. I think she wasn't asked back. But I also think her family wasn't really destroyed. Her marriage wasn't destroyed. When I had Anna Marie on, who was also not asked back, they had a conflict.

And it was that Crystal was like questioning whether she was really about her medical degree and what she did in medicine. And it was kind of a weird thing. And then Anna Marie, after she did my show, I think she did another show when she knew she wasn't gonna be asked back, and got a little more real and went after Crystal and was like, Crystal, after she went after me off camera, she was like, oh, I'm just doing that for the show,

something like that, being that she was, you know, trying to have action happen in the show, and that's why Anne-Marie said, you should be grateful I made you relevant. Well, it didn't work for either one of them. Trying to produce or not, it didn't really work. I think most people felt that she was a nice person. I like her personally.

I enjoyed interviewing her. I thought she was really cute and outgoing. I don't know that that makes the best housewife. I don't know that if that's a longevity when you know and she did that what her life was that she had a brother who was in music and like broke off his girlfriend over COVID and we had to see that it was pretty dull. She has two little cute kids. She you know likes to make her authentic Chinese food. It's all very nice, but it's not super juicy for the housewives and we gotta keep it going. So I don't think it's the last we're gonna see of her,

but we'll see what she does. She has this coconut water company that she did herself. That's huge. Of course, her husband's a huge director. She's going to be fine, but maybe, and I think this is a nice little platform. Maybe she'll do other things. Maybe she'll, maybe she will get in the cooking field. Maybe she'll be a judge on a show. I think, I think there could be some really great other opportunities

for her. So, but then I noticed this, I follow all about the Real Housewives on, on Instagram. And it appeared that Anna Marie was answering to something that she believed Crystal posted on ex Twitter, formerly Twitter. And it was pretty bad. So then she says so she believed that that Crystal wrote something like to Anna Marie like really karma girl why don't you say that to your rapist transphobic husband and Then Anna Marie went on and said false allegations against athletes are easy went on and said, false allegations against athletes are easy. Anyone with actual money knows that. You worry about your husband, the lying king, because he directed Lion King, and your brother, for that matter. Oh, and that video of you blurting out the N-word, getting out, fake, woke, racist. I saw this I was like oh my god what is what is this this is so ugly and dark maybe this is why both of you were not asked back because they knew there was so much animosity.

Well we find out later that that wasn't Crystal's account she never wrote the thing about Anna Marie's husband. It was the actual, the account was, was, it was something different. Like it was like crystals or something. And they added a letter, but they put her face. So she never said that to Anna Marie, but Anna Marie answered back to the fake account, something pretty horrible. Hopefully Anna Marie answered back to the fake account, something pretty horrible. Hopefully Anna Marie has taken it down, written her an apology, and will just stay off social

media for like three months. That's my advice. I mean, when I first thought it was real, I'm like, I don't believe there's a video. I think she's just furious. But this stuff can be very dangerous. And it's a bummer, like I've said, that so much of the reality shows that we watch now are driven by the social media

and all the fans getting involved and all of them being involved with each other on social media in a very negative way. Oh, in case you didn't know, Karma's a bitch. Yeah, Karma's a bitch doing great going to Miami for Pride. So I just saw her perform the song. We're talking about JoJo Siwa. And she is such a great dancer and the crowd seems to love it.

But the Karma's a bitch song was given to this other singer, Brittany Smith, like 12 years ago. And it's exactly the same song, but then somehow she didn't want it, came back to some other producer and then came to JoJo. But I don't think JoJo knew that someone else had performed this song and recorded it and even did a music video about it like 12 years ago. And that's what I think is so

kind of crazy that like that she doesn't even know how this knowledge and she's kind of like, whatever, who cares? I'm good. I'm doing something different. You know, so she's happy. She's happy. Also speaking of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Christina Applegate said about 10 years ago, she was asked if she'd be interested in joining the cast. Who are we going to get for the new cast? Bette Midler, according to Raider Online, said she would really like a spot. I don't think that's going to happen. I don't think she would fit in with the women, really. I think she's too big of a star. I think she's not the right age. Like I't think she would fit in with the women really. I think she's too big of a star. I think she's not the right age. Like I said, I would like Hilaria Baldwin. I'm

fine with Camille coming back and Denise Richards. That to me would be the way to go. And or all of them, Kathy and Kim Richards along with Kyle. But apparently of the Housewives, the ones coming back are Dorit, Kyle, Garcelle, Sutton, and Erica. So we just need like a couple more. And the only new one I want is Hilaria. That's it. Okay, Robin Dixon, she was straight up honest. She's on Real Housewives of Potomac. She's like, hi, I was fired. Whatever, I was fired.

I don't know what's going on with Potomac. Candice also is not coming back and she's pregnant. This other girl, I forgot her name. She was the newest hire. She's not coming back. The season did not get a lot of buzz. The juiciest thing was this girl Mia divorced her husband, she was honest about being like a gold digger

and it came out in the reunion that one of her children might not be his and it might be her old boyfriend that she apparently was engaged to before she married him. And that whole thing is juicy, but we didn't totally see it play out on the show. So of course she's staying, but yeah, that's kind of, that's that.

So much housewives news. On Miami, this woman, Alexis, who was married to her third husband, who was pretty cute, and he was like a real estate commercial broker or something, though they didn't own any property, which was kind of weird. But they lived in this beautiful luxury apartment, which I think maybe he managed the building and they got a deal on the apartment. And last season we saw that they had to leave because the owner was going to sell it.

He then said said it's better to rent than buy and did this whole like masterclass of why it's better to rent property than buy, I guess in Miami. I don't know. There was stories and rumors going on, which is on the show that they're not financially as strong as they present. She of course, like any housewife is very flashy with the label things. He has filed for divorce and she has said I'm shocked by it and they're currently filming. So again, this will make, there's nothing that a housewife audience enjoys more than sitting back and watching other women their age who have, appear to have more money, better plastic surgery, and a fancier lifestyle, get divorced.

So every time there's a divorce, I think that the producers are dancing in a corner and just like, oh, I'm so sorry to hear you're getting divorced. Because we want to see it. It is what it is. It's juicy. It gives us stuff to talk about. They seem like they had a lot of passion. He seemed like he was into it, but you don't know. You get on the show, people go, why? Why are there so many divorces when people open their life and they become housewives? Because of this. It's the man ego, the male ego.

The male ego, a lot of these guys are, you know, either successful, good looking or both, and they've had a pretty great life. And they are like, sure, honey, go on the show. And then, especially now, with all the social media, somehow they get on it and they start reading the comments. You missed leg day at the gym. Where's your chin? All this stuff that they're like, what? They've never heard negative stuff about them their whole life. Then they start to probably take it out on their wife and then their wife is like, I don't need you to be a dick to me. I'm going to BravoCon and people are going to cheer for me like I'm a rock star. So you, I don't need you. I'm going to sell candles and they start to fight and they go into their own

separate rooms and they get on their phones and they start reading the hate or the love. So the love blows up their brains or the love is the guy getting DMs from other women watching the show, seeing if they'll respond. I mean, it's bad, which I have said, if you're going to go on these shows, I would almost hire, just like I said, there's a sober coach. I would almost hire a social media coach. Someone who helps you with your social media, but also someone who's like, okay, I'm taking these apps off your phone or you cannot go here or whatever it is. Very limited to DMs. No one can DM you unless you follow them. I don't know what it is, but

that is what I would suggest if someone wants to go on this show, or if you're someone who wants to look for a new business to create, maybe you or someone who reported on blind items and you want to get out of that, maybe you do this. I don't know. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Monica, I just listened to an interview, she was on Nick Vial's show, and he was a little frustrated with her, It was, you know, but she is pregnant with her fifth child. She said it was this guy she met when she was shooting the show. He's like a sporty guy. He's 10 years her junior. She's like 39. This is her fifth child. And they're

just boyfriend and girlfriend who knows what will happen. She's happy to be pregnant. But the way she talked about the show and everything was kind of interesting. I thought she would go on to be like, I feel like if the I don't know now if my prediction is right about her going to go that if she's going to go on the villains or on traitors or whatever, because I think she's been a little bit too exposed. I think she's been too honest in these interviews and laid her cards out. I think if she would have stepped back and remained a little mysterious and been like, guess I'm not coming back, won't you want to know how I, you know, like she really lays it on, which, hey, we like

authentic and honest people. But if that's when you it on which hey, we like authentic and honest people But if that's when you're on the show, we want you to be authentic But if you're not asked back to be on the show now, you gotta gotta go. Okay, what do I want to save for myself? He kept saying like hey that would kind of bother me If someone that was trolling me or I thought was a fake account much like what I talked about previously Then was like working with me or working for me. And I agreed with that. And she just kind of didn't get it.

She basically said that the actual casting people did not know about it, but she felt that Heather Gay did. Being that Heather Gay and Heather Gay's hairdresser was one of the people on the Reality Von Teese. I don't know. I just felt like I don't think she's right for the show regardless of this. They're not, they can't move on from this. And what do they do? They bring back Mary. Mary is the religious leader of her church that is now defunct. I went to look at it a couple years ago. Wow, I mean, what that woman's done with people and taking their money and convincing them

that she's like the second coming is so bizarre and so crazy, but they need a crazy person. And one thing Monica said was, she was pretty honest. She's like, I think I was a Hail Mary. I literally think they were like, well, we don't have Jen Shaw anymore, so we'll just get this check with her crazy past of having an affair with her former brother-in-law,

being divorced and all of this. And, but you know, and that she worked for Jen Shaw and she talked about that. She's like, I did this whole thing cause I hated Jen Shaw because she worked for Jen Shaw and she talked about that. She's like, I did this whole thing because I hated Jen Shaw because I worked for Jen Shaw and she was awful. And so all of us that worked for her were like, let's create this account and show how awful she was.

And all the cast members loved the account because we were exposing how awful she was. And they were all scared of her and they were all happy to see her go and be behind bars because she probably was so scary, she probably was threatening them with exposing whatever secret they didn't want on the show. And it just, I don't know, I feel like the magic revealed element of these Housewives and reality shows is definitely kind of ruining the fun of it. It really is.

And knowing that these women are doing so many things and maybe being very performative or producing themselves or acting out or acting like they're more angry at a cast member than they really would be so that they can stay on the show because now their lifestyle requires them to stay on the show is kind of where I'm like, oh, I don't know where this is going,

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Try the roasted red pepper and Swiss or caramelized onion and Parmesan pinwheels only at Tim's. Add participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. I talked about on my Patreon about OJ. I also shared on there on the tier of juicy crimes an episode that I did many years ago on this show with Kim Goldman, which was fascinating. It was fascinating for me to listen to again. So if you're part of that, both there's a two parter on there and it's really interesting. And one of the things that was so interesting about O.J., his death, is that this book, If I Did It, in which he got with this writer who, coincidentally, was a witness for the prosecution.

It's just so crazy. He was a witness for the prosecution, it's just so crazy. He was a witness for the prosecution. He was like a neighbor who heard the dog barking, which set the timeline because the dog was, saw a horrific crime of its owner, Nicole, be killed, and Ron Goldman. So the dog's crazy barking is what set the timeline, and would he have enough time to do that crime

based on the dog barking, get to his house on Rockingham, get, change his clothes, jump over the fence, get into the room, change his clothes, and get to the limo, which the limo said he was late. So that was all super important. So that guy was on the stand, on the court TV talking about. That guy then got hired to work on the book with O.J. If I Did It, in which they wrote the book together. And basically, the books was him saying, if I did it, this is

how I would do it. And it was like this fantasy weird story where he had this friend, O.J. had this friend that was with him and people were like who's the friend is it his older child what is this and most people said I think it's his alter ego and that is this is what really happened but he was not with another person it was like his alter ego and that's how he can like compartmentalize and live his life like he didn't do it. I don't know. It's crazy. But when the Goldman sued in the civil suit about this and the book, they wanted the book off the shelves

because it was so horrible. They actually gained the rights to that book. And the judge said, it needs to be promoted because he has all these other debts he has to pay. So as the book sold, not only did the Goldman's get a small portion of it, but also other debtors got money from it. This is my understanding. So now the book is available and out there. And so hopefully the profits will then go to the Goldman family because they won a $33 million

judgment. They got very little of it over these years. Obviously, it's been very hard for anybody involved in this case to hear that he died because it just brings up all those emotions, whatever those emotions might be. But I mean, I remember like going to a Barnes and Noble and like reading it for like an hour and a half because I didn't want to buy it. But it was very bizarre and just such a weird circle. And also one thing Kim said in the interview with me so many years ago is they went on Oprah, she and her dad, and talked about all of this. And it was like that night or the next day

that O.J. went and broke into the hotel room and held the guy hostage to get his memorabilia back. So I don't know if she kind of felt like did we trigger that kind of anger that then resulted in him doing nine years in prison for that? I don't know, but it's crazy. And now the attorney has said, first he said, oh, they won't get any money from his estate. He didn't have very much money at all, O.J. I don't even know if he had like a few hundred thousand. Money, you know, he did ways of like where his kids could like buy a house but then have him live in it to like protect money.

There was a lot of shady stuff. But hopefully the portion of the book sales will go to the Goldman family. But the rest of the civil judgment still remains unpaid. So we'll see what happens with that. Okay, also The Talk was canceled after 15 seasons, and that is a show that's changed cast members many times. I have a little bit of an interest in it because I went out for it to be one of the original people,

and I went to the very end in which they like matched us with people and I was you know talking with Julie, what's her name? Julie Moonves and who kind of created it and then of course they wanted Sharon Osbourne and Holly Robinson-Pete and that was the original cast then it changed. Anyway, it's not coming back and I don't care because they never once had me on. And I've told you this before, I like had publicists pitch me over and over when I had two stand-up specials come out, when I had both my books come out, when they had little portions of like hot topics with comics. No, I could not get on that show for the life of me. So goodbye, who cares? Okay, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, a little bit update on why she is divorcing her husband. She said

he was a food hoarder and he would like hoard all this food and one day she cleaned it out of the refrigerator and he got very irate and that was triggering to her because her mom would hoard food and control food and all that kind of stuff. And I thought that was interesting that she said it reminded her, his actions reminded her of her mom because a lot of people have noticed how much her mom looks like her husband or how much her husband looked like her mom. Very similar face shape, nose, very similar. So that was weird. And then the fact that she was saying

it was reminding her of her mother. Also, she said he snored and he liked to keep the room very hot at night. And she's like, I had a better sleep in prison. So get me the hell out of this hot house with the hoarding of the food and the loud snoring. I slept better in prison. So she's living her life.

But that was why they broke up. Meghan Markle has started this company. It is the American Riviera Orchard Company. And she has created her first item product, is the American Riviera Orchard Company. And she has created her first item, product, which is rustic jam, I guess from her own trees. I don't know. But all of her good friends who have a big following received it,

and they posted about it. This was like the PR box that basically Kim Kardashian does it with new skims or whatever, sends it to they posted about it. This was like the PR box that like basically Kim Kardashian does it with like new skims or whatever sends it to a bunch of people and everyone's like oh my god girl it's a really smart way to get the news out. I don't know how much this jam is going to cost. In real housewives of Miami Julia was going to do jams she was going to do j, she was going to do gems. She was going to do gems and she was going to charge $30 for each jar of jam, which her friends on the show were like, Heather, I mean, Julia, I don't think you're gonna sell that much jam for that price.

I don't know how much this jam's gonna cost, but this is very like the whole idea of like, this very like the Magnolia people that have their big line at Target. It's she's going to you know get into cooking, YouTubing, she brags about how she has chickens, don't forget who had chickens first. The whole traditional wife thing it's called trad life like on social media where it's like young women are like I want to make the bread from scratch and I can because my husband is so wealthy.

I don't have to work and I can need my own dough. I don't know. I don't get it. It's not something I want to do. And jam is just basically cooked berries with sugar. So I don't think it's that big of a deal. But I mean, if there was a jam, I mean, I would buy like the Smuckerers low sugar jam. I don't know. Anyway, so that's what she's doing. We'll see where she goes with that. But I did see something that her half brother now she has the two she has a

sister, Samantha Markle, who wrote the book, The Pushy Sister, which was about her sister Megan. Megan's like, I didn't really grow up with these people. They were like 18 and 20 when I was born, whatever. But the brother was, I saw the most bizarre thing. The brother put on a brown wig. I mean, he's like mid 50s or 60, put on a big wig and was like imitating her and make it calling her like a funny name and mocking her and I was just like that is just so weird dude like what what are you doing like just let it go you don't like her you don't friends with her anymore like they're so mad that she's famous

and that she wants nothing to do with them, that they won't stop. Instead of just being like, my sister's famous, she doesn't want anything to do with me, I wish she did, but whatever. If she's that awful, why do you want anything to do with her either? Like, let it go. You can see she didn't send him any jam. I went to go see Jo Koy and that was really fun. We were in Palm Desert area looking to at our house for Coachella weekend. No, I did not go to any of the Coachella stuff. I could hear it from my house and it was fun. Instead we went to Agua Calanta to see my friend Joe Coy, the comedian, and we had so much fun. And

as I said before, my son Drake and his son went to elementary school together. So that was fun that they reconnected. We brought my nephew. And so that was really fun. And I think it's interesting because now let's talk about Vanderpump rules. There's this girl on there that is dating Tom Schwartz.

And she goes by Joe, but Tom Schwartz calls her Joseph. Joseph. And she calls Tom Schwartz T-Money. And they are, you guys, you do not need to watch the show. If you're like, Heather, don't do a recap of it. I'm not, I have to tell you why this is interesting and you will find it interesting. So the history of this girl is she's a hairdresser. She knew Kristen Doty, who's now on the Valley and would see Tom Schwartz around. And shortly after his divorce from Katie, she saw him somewhere.

And now, according to the latest interview that she did, which I listen to, on Raquel Rachel's podcast, she tells the story of it. But I think that she got the name Joseph, I think, from Joe Coy. I think they probably watched a special together and just thought that was so funny. I don't know how they got each other's nicknames, but that's what I think. And I mentioned this when I went on Lala's podcast that I'm like, I think she very much wanted to make a splash

and be on the show because she would do all these things trying to be like funny and quirky, much like the assistant on there too. Like doing faces and being like, and at one point she goes and they go on this like this little boat thing where they're like peddling but it's a swan. And she just tells a story about how she had a pet turtle and it kind of came out of nowhere. Now I know things are edited but it almost felt like she was saving stories and things to be funny. She's very natural. She wears very little bit makeup and she's a hairdresser. So we see this relationship unfold. She lives with him. She says, well,

I was just trying to save money. So I like saw him at a party and I'm like, God, I think I could like live with you for a while. And he's like, sure, I have an extra bedroom. So I'm like, okay. And like for a while, I don't know why Katie was mad that I was living with her ex-husband, but I mean, for a while, like, no, it was like six days, nothing happened. And then we got feelings for each other.

So I'm like, God, like I'm so mean. These girls are so mean to me. And they have this huge platform. And she's like saying that you know since she's been on TV, you know, it's just been ruthless the online hate she's gotten. Again, welcome to the world of this. You again don't have to be online, you don't have to look at this stuff. I know I've been sucked in, I've been affected. I treat things differently now so I can speak on it. I know how hard it is.

I know how frustrating it is when you read things from anonymous people that are not true about you. But like it is not Sheena's and Katie's fault that people found you to be annoying on the show. It's not. And they, we don't have like, you know, power over our followers. None of these people, myself included, are ever saying, hey, juicy scoopers, we write at dawn, please start writing every single person, please start writing this person the most horrific things that you can because that

would make me happy. That's not Selena Gomez's. That's not anything. What I've said before are there are bots, there are bots that you could buy to go after your enemy. There are bots that you could buy and put in a thing that could go and look like your enemy's followers going after you. So it's like, oh my god, my enemy's followers

wrote this horrible thing. Look. And they're anonymous people. They're anonymous bots. There's just no way to know. So it's like, you shouldn't. You're not a victim here. You're not a victim because of online bullshit,

because you chose to be on a show, that you were friends with all these people for years, you were trying to get on the show for years, you got on the show, you fell in love with Tom Schwartz. Tom Schwartz was like, okay, yeah, I guess you're good. And the way she would describe their relationship, she'd be like, we just had so much fun together, we would just be laughing about anything. I'd be like, hey, why did the turtle cross the road? And he'd be like, we just had so much fun together, we would just be laughing about anything.

I'd be like, hey, why did the turtle cross the road? And he'd be like, to get to the forest. And we would just like die laughing. I'm like, that isn't funny. Like that isn't funny. Then she's like, and it was really upsetting when Sheena, okay, so she's always like, she's always wearing a hat like this, okay?

So they go to this party and Sheena's like, why are you always wearing a hat? Like you're a hairdresser, you have cute brains, show it. And she took her hat off. And so, I mean, Raquel is sitting there interviewing her and she's like, I mean, that is so offensive. Like who takes somebody else's hat off? No, I mean, it's like, I'm like, if these two girls try to say that what she did did while having cocktails at a DJ night at Hotel Ziggy or whatever the fuck is any kind of assault, like get the fuck out of here. Like, what are you talking about? And so she's, you know, saying her thing. She's clearly not going to come back

on the show. That's why she did Rachel's show. She's not going to come back on the show. That's why she did Rachel's show. She's not gonna come back on Vanderpump. It's over. Tom Schwartz has a brand new girlfriend that he is bringing around, who he gushed about when I talked to him at the Valley premiere. He's putting her on podcasts and things. She, you know, he's talking about her freely.

And her whole gripe was, she was like, I mean, Tom, T-Money and I have such a great was like I mean Tom T money and I have such a great time I mean if he wasn't on a show and if he didn't like you know have a phone and we were just alone in a forest together we'd be the perfect couple well yeah if you're the only two people on earth you'll be the perfect couple because guess what there's nobody else so let this be a lesson to you girls if the guy is not bringing you around because it was all about the people didn't really see I guess he wasn't really talking about

it that way. They were their friends with benefits. She said he would never come out to the West Side. She'd always have to go to near his house. He wouldn't go to paddleboard with her. She's like he wouldn't go to my basketball games. I guess you played basketball. She's like, you wouldn't even wear the jersey that I made him. Okay. So you get it. Now, you know, and people watching this, if you're in that position where the guy is like, I just like that it's so easy. I just like that it's not a relationship. He doesn't like you. So unless you're on the same exact thing of like, I don't want to marry you either. I don't want to be a couple. I don't expect to be taken as your plus one to a wedding. You're not coming as my plus

one to the wedding. If there's any unevenness, get out because it's never going to change and you're going to be hurt. But she got to be on the show and then she did the ultimate thing to get him back. She dyed his hair platinum blonde, a horrible blonde. He looked hideous. He looked so much cuter with brown hair. And he went for it. He let her do her thing. I don't think that was great for her hairdressing business. But to each his own, you know, I definitely think it was going to prevent him from getting as late, getting laid as much as, you know, with his brown hair. So maybe that was her plan. Anyway I yes did it make the show interesting yes of course the producers wanted her on it. She'll do just fine she's selling hats

and she's got her hairdressing thing. Now what was interesting is that her real name is not Jo. Her real name now Betches has written about this, Internet Sleuths found it. This is from Connection Queen and X. Her name is Kaylee Wenberg. And that was her name. That's what she went by in 2010. I guess her middle name is Joe or Joanne or something. So then when she came to LA with this guy who allegedly it was a triangle situation and they left the girl from behind and so this is not, you know, whatever. She came with some guy.

Then she changed her name to Joe and wrote it like J-O like, I guess that would be short for Joanne. Whatever. She changed her name just like Raquel, just like Lala did. like, like, I guess that would be short for Joanne. Whatever. She changed her name just like Raquel, just like Lala did. Lala was Lauren. I guess it's not that big deal to change her name. I don't know. I mean, whatever. I just thought that was interesting. So that's the whole story with her. But she's, you know, she has a big public Instagram. She's on a show. And that's the thing, people. If you're dating some guy and he's on a reality show, think about it. What will this mean?

This means everyone's going to talk about my looks. This means anything I say or do can be used against me in a public forum. You're not going to be protected at all if you choose to go on a reality show. So you need to know that. Vanderpump was very good last night. It was very good. But they talked about when Raquel did a podcast and they never mentioned that it was Bethany's podcast. And there was even some parts where I noticed that it could have been like,

Hey, go in and just say the podcast. All of them that said, did you hear the podcast? The podcast, she went on the podcast. All of them that said, did you hear the podcast? The podcast. She went on a podcast. Did you hear that Raquel went on a podcast? They never said Bethany's podcast. I think that was deliberate because Bethany is not in the good graces of Bravo anymore, obviously, with the reality reckoning. But they all talked about it. And it was a big deal when she did that interview. We all were talking about it. And so it does make sense that they, I appreciate that they talked about it on camera because

they could have all called each other the night before and been like, let's really fuck her. Let's not even talk about it on camera. But they wanted to because they wanted to correct the things that she said. She said Ariana and I weren't really good friends ever. So Ariana's like, what? She said Sheena and I weren't really good friends. And it was a mutual situation. Sheena wanted to correct that about rent and letting her stay. And so they did want to talk about it and they used it on camera. Then Tom and James get together and they both go back and forth about what she said

about each other on the show. Was she really in love with James? No, she really wasn't. Was she really in love with Tom's? And James like, she wasn't really in love with you either. They have like a really real conversation and James I think is coming out really really well this season. So also on Vanderpump Rules it's a hot topic season of like between Sheena, Lala, Ariana, and Katie. They were always all so close. Ali is there, who is the new girlfriend to James, which is interesting because now she's got a musical career. She has a song out.

And she also tells him, I don't know if I ever, I don't know that I see getting married or having kids with you. And he's like, he starts to cry. I mean, it was a very real episode. He starts to cry. He's like, I'm not living with you for the last year and a half because I don't think you wanna have my kids.

Again, this is how you get on the show. This is how Joe got on the show. This is how Raquel got on the show through James. This is how Allie got on the show through James. This is how Brittany got on the show through James. This is how Allie got on the show through James. This is how Brittany got on the show through Jackson is now on the Valley. The only real way you can get on the show is through the vagina, I guess.

I don't know. But we have Lala now and she, people, she's getting some heat because she is sharing in different interviews and also on what we're seeing on the show that she, people think she's not being as supportive of Ariana and the house situation and you should move out why aren't you moving out and a lot of it is because you know when you own a property together whether you have a child there or not it's not most attorneys will say don't leave the

property don't abandon the property don't abandon the house don't leave the property. Don't abandon the property. Don't abandon the house. Don't abandon your child. It will look worse. So they, so Tom Sandoval and Ariana are like, what are we gonna do about this? She finally goes, okay, I'll accept your offer for you to keep the house and me to move out. Then he's like, well, maybe I can't come up with this money. Tom Schwartz, why don't you get a loan

so that I can stay in this house?" And the whole time she's like, I would have just sold the house back in March when the market was hotter. I shouldn't say that, but it was hotter back last March, a year ago. But anyway, so we see all that. Then we also see that Lala's like, I'm going to go the sperm donor route. Of course, she conceived her baby naturally with Randall Emmett, who we saw on the show all the time. They were engaged. I was supposed to go to their wedding.

They broke up. It was because, you know, what he did, it was all public record or whatever. It was out there. Why she broke up with him. Now she's saying like, I should, you know, joking with Brittany on another show. She did not enjoy having being intimate with him. So this was a great way to get the her second child. And I do think, you know, if you want to have your kids close together and there isn't something

significant in your life that you would ever want to have a child with or co parent with being that she's in a custody situation that isn't ideal for her. So she has this party and I think it's really great. It was, she had her top three choices. It's my understanding you don't get to see what the guy looks like now because you might be able to find him. So you're kind of looking at their baby photos.

And then the guy writes what he wants to share about his life. And all of this is background checked. You can't lie and say you went to medical school if you didn't. So this one studied accounting. This one is a medical student. This one is a musician.

And they all read it. And they kind of all unanimously decide, OK, number one is it. So she's like, oh, I found my sperm donor. I thought that was really fun. And I think that might be a cool thing for other people to do if they go this route. It was great advertising for the chiral, whatever that place is, the sperm bank place.

And it was a kind of a cool situation. So we got to see that as well on the show. So then we move over to the Valley, which is so real. Oh my God, so real about raising small kids, lack of a sex life, wondering, you know, do I want to have another or I'm unhappy and I only have one, I should get out of this marriage now. It is really good.

I'm really liking all the cast members and it is really kind of the surprise of the season of reality TV. It is really good. And you know, so watch watch that that that was that was juicy. Then I watched the first episode of Hulu's The Vanderpump at it's called The Villa. And that is so that basically it's they go to this French Villa and people go and stay there and this staff is supposed to give them a great experience and Lisa Vanderpump's running it and it's

all pink. And they have a like poor man's Jax and Anastasi where it's this couple, he sounds like Jax, he's not as cute as Jax, he's younger than Jax, but he, they all obviously got cast from different jobs that they had. Probably they found them on Instagram, looking hot, being mixologists, whatever. So it's a fun, hot group of people. And then they have an on and off relationship.

The Jax lookalike and the Stasi girl. So I'm like, okay, this is kind of, it's kind of interesting, but unlike a below deck, I don't know how many activities they can really do with this house. So we'll see how it goes. I was like, I'd go to this thing. This I would go to, because this I'm not going down a slide

in my bathing suit and having someone say, like, I was rude. Like, I would be okay being on land and just eating the food. I don't care that the staff is getting wasted with me, whatever, I'd like to go. So I put it out to Lisa Vanderpump. I'm like, maybe I go there for like my 25th wedding anniversary next year.

She's like, do you really wanna do that? I don't know. I don't know if they're looking for celebrities, but I would work it around a trip. And that I would kind of do because I think it would be more in my control and it could be kind of fun. But how do they want you to be extra demanding?

Do you have to look like an asshole? Do you have to complain about Diet Coke? We don't know. These conjoined twins, a lot of people said, Heather, you mentioned the conjoined twins that got married of people said, Heather, you mentioned the conjoined twins that got married and I said they're the only ones. Well, they are not. First, there's these other conjoined twins that I talked about before. They passed like in the last week at 62. That was the one where one was like on a rolling chair. These two girls are Carmen and Lupita,

and they are on TikTok, and they did a Q&A and shared their story. So she said, Carmen says, yes, I can drive because I have the right foot, so I control the driving. I thought that was interesting. Carmen also said, we share a bloodstream. So if one dies, we will both die within a couple days. That's sad, but just so you know. Carmen also said if one of us is tired, we both don't have to both be tired because we have two

separate brains. Yes, one of us can be awake and one of us can be asleep because again different brains with two separate people. So as far as the sex goes they said one is asexual and the other one is dating. All right. Courtney Love just said that Taylor Swift is great for girls, but she doesn't think she's a great artist. It's like, oh, shut up, Courtney Love. Meanwhile, Travis, Kelsey, so they went to Coachella. They were in the VIP section. Teresa and Louie were there, and Louie was filming them. She had a baseball hat on. He had a hat.

They cuddled. They enjoyed watching the musicians and the singers and everything, had a great time. Everyone loves that she is just enjoying life, being able to enjoy other artists, enjoying her life as a woman in her young 30s with a hot boyfriend at Coachella. I thought that was great.

He just got a job hosting a show called Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity Game Show. This is, Travis Kelce will be the host of it. Again, I totally am not surprised by this. He loves the camera. He is a good personality. This will be a fun, easy show. And he has such a draw, people will watch it.

It's like, are you smarter than a fifth grader type of questions, but you can call on a celebrity to help you answer it. So it's not hard questions, and you probably don't know it, but the celebrity that you're asking to help probably doesn't know it either. So it'll be like comedy and light and fun. I think that's a great move for him.

Kelly Clarkson's divorce continues to go on, and she is saying that her ex-husband, that he should give her back a couple million dollars because he did this deal for her, but he doesn't have the right license. Only a licensed agent like a William Morris or something can do these deals where they take a commission. And him as her manager should have never taken a commission. It just goes on that she's not giving up and she's fighting him. So also in divorce world, Jenna Jameson,

who was like one of the biggest porn stars, she was like the first person to like make product and make money off product like, I don't know, like a mold of her vagina and stuff like that. Then she got married to Tito, she had two kids, and she got married to someone else, had another kid, I don't know, then she became a lesbian and married this other woman. And now the now that other woman is filing for divorce because she said that I just thought this was kind of she's

filing for divorce because she said she was supposed to be sober and she went to do an appearance or something. And she was drinking champagne and people were sending the wife photos of Jenna drinking champagne. So she's like, so she did a TikTok and she's like, and that's what I was like, that's it. The requirement of staying with me is that you have to stay sober. And it was interesting because a lot of the comments in there were like, gosh, you know, you're going to leave your wife because she like fell off the wagon like that's not for better for worse She's like no that was the condition also She says that Jenna said oh that she was financially stable and then she found out that Jenna owes

some five hundred thousand dollars in like a tax debt also real housewives of New Jersey is starting in May and Andy had to go back and correct a statement that he made saying that the show couldn't be sustainable because we now know that Teresa and Melissa never film one scene together throughout the entire season. And they were like, what are you saying that the show is not going to continue after this season? And so he kind of tried to clear it up. Like, that's not really what I meant. I think that I think it'll be good I think it'll be interesting to see that and I think that's being authentic like if you had such a big beef with your sister you wouldn't still be like hanging out and

and doing scenes with them so I think it's gonna be it's like push comes to shove what will happen I think they always thought they would fold, what will happen the next season? Will it, you know, will it just be the Teresa show or will it be the Melissa show? Or why not go another season with them not talking? Who the hell knows? Maybe something good or bad will happen in their lives that bring them together. Hopefully it'll be good. But I thought that was pretty interesting.

And then of course, Coachella is again this weekend. We got stage coach coming up. I'm definitely going to stage coach. So let me know if you are too, because that could be fun to hang out. I'm very excited to go do that. And then of course, I will be in Scottsdale with Brandy and Julie, Denver with Julie,

all in May, everything is at heathermcdowell.net. Very juicy patrons coming up. You can also listen to that Kim Goldman Couple Hour interview is on there under the Juicy Crimes, Triple Scoop. It's all there people at heathermcdowell.net. Thank you so much.