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Well, you're so lucky because as promised,
Chris and I went on and we talked about funny stuff,
topical stuff and weird shit.
You know, like where did that story come from?
It's so funny and then like I said,
we have the stars from Vanir from Villa Spilling All the
Tea which will be very insightful and you'll love it and it's juicy and fun. So let's get into a
great Juicy Scoop episode. Jordan Hudson. She's amazing. I mean it just doesn't stop with this one.
So she is Bill Belichick's girlfriend. Right.
There was a rumor, or not a rumor,
there was an article that then UNC,
where he teaches defeat, said it's not true,
that she was banned.
Yeah, I did hear that.
But then they said that's not true.
Did you see the videos of her like down on the field
in like white boots and a big long jacket?
With a snakeskin jacket?
Yeah, and she's fixing his microphone and stuff.
I mean, it is like something out of a movie.
Yeah. It's wild.
But so then with all that she's doing,
she has $8 million in properties.
In property that she just happened to attain
in the last year and a half.
Then, you know, still was an acclaimed cheerleader,
according to her.
And award-winning cheerleader according to her.
An award-winning cheerleader is helping with his book,
launching his book, helping with PR,
helping with the UNC football team.
She still managed to sign up for the Miss Maine USA pageant
for her city.
So had she won there, she would have been
the Miss USA pageant or Miss America.
She would have been Miss Maine won there she would have been the Miss USA patch or Miss America. She would have been Miss Maine. Yeah. And she would have been and something was interesting about
it is I you know Miss USA and Miss America. Heather what's the difference? Well let me tell
you. Oh. The easiest difference is Miss America is a little more legit. I think so. In that you have
to do a talent. Oh still? That's what they cover to that. No maybe not. I believe you you have to do a talent. Oh, still? That's what they cover to that. No, maybe not.
I believe you still have to do a talent.
And when we would watch it,
my mom would be like, a singer always wins.
I go, why?
She goes, do you think someone wants to bring
a big cello to a brunch?
You know, like a luncheon?
They'd show up at a luncheon,
someone needs to bring a cello.
If you can sing, it's just a better thing.
So, like Vanessa Williams was Miss America, Like if you can sing, you know, it's just a better thing. Yeah, so
Like Vanessa Williams was Miss America and she sang and then the photos came out of her going down a girl in Penthouse and
Remember well talk about something that absolutely who remembers any Miss America. She's the only Miss America I can say good Good for her. Great. So anyway, she is,
people could vote, I never heard.
So she was-
A call-in voter?
I don't know, but I was reading these articles
being like, oh, her numbers are down, her numbers are down.
But apparently she came in third or something,
which is not bad.
But I don't think she could make the, yeah, so now that-
No, so she's not runner up and she didn't win.
Yeah.
So now, and he was there.
He was front row.
And they had, and like she kissed him,
and they had like their moments together.
Doesn't anybody, doesn't this man have,
but he has other family members, right?
He's been married for 40 years.
He has like a 40 year old daughter.
Doesn't anybody grab this whole fool and go,
listen, snap out of it, what are you doing?
Like people keep saying, yeah, but she's hot.
I'm like, all right, all that aside, this is ludicrous.
This man was like a seven time Super Bowl champion,
or close to, I think seven.
And now his legacy is just this ridiculous,
you know, him wearing a torn up sweatshirt.
To look hip, hip-up.
Yeah, to look hip, I know.
And then just, yeah, so I feel like, I don't know why nobody's really just, I feel like he's being like
elderly abused or something, almost. I know it's not, but. I just think it's crazy that
she still went along with this pageant. I know. I thought it was a joke when I saw that
picture. I was like, how can this be? Yeah. Like, I feel like she's beyond that at this
point. Why do some cheesy pageant in Maine?
She's like a big star now.
She didn't have Dunkin' Donuts.
For the same reason I did it.
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You did it?
Which one?
You act like you don't know the story.
People that have been listening to you for 10 years
are gonna drive their car into a lake. If I tell the story one more time. I know't know the story. People that have been listening to you for 10 years are gonna drive their car into a lake
if I tell the story one more time.
I know this, the valleys.
Miss, well, you should get a hard on for it
because it's your hometown, Miss Tarzana.
They didn't have a Miss Willing Hills
and a Miss Tarzana because whoever the realtors were
that were friends with my mom,
that wanted to, the wife wanted to have her own pageant.
So she was like, there isn't a Miss Tarzana.
So as long as you live anywhere kind of near,
you didn't have to have a Tarzana address.
There's no, it's not like we're running for office.
So then she decided to find 25 girls
that wanted to be in the pageant.
We had at the Marriott Warner Center,
and she loved me and basically told me I was gonna win.
You could be Miss Tarzana.
I didn't even make top 10.
Oh, no.
And then at the last minute, this girl flew in
from Wisconsin, knew that she could win it,
and she did win it.
But we're not from Tarzana.
I know, they don't care.
Because the people voting were just like a modeling agency,
they were all grifters, they were all trying to get us
to get headshots with them after, which I did.
And-
You got grifted.
Modeling school, someone from the weather girl
from the local news, I don't know,
they were the ones voting.
So they just voted for the girl that was clearly the best.
And she was, because she'd been doing pageants for years
and she was just getting to the age where you couldn't do it.
So she got to go to Miss California.
Miss California was going to be at a hotel in Disneyland,
and I was like, oh my god, we're going to be able to,
they're going to film B-roll of us with our sashes
going on the rides, and we'd be able to go
the front of the line.
Oh man.
That's why I wanted, I knew I wouldn't win Miss California but I'm
like I think I can win Miss Tarzana and be on TV and the pageant and then like on Channel
9 like some shitty channel and then get on Space Mountain before. Yeah. Yeah I mean that's
a goal. My whole life I said one day I just want to be rich enough to either rent out
Magic Mountain or go to the front of the line.
And then about 15 years ago, they said that you could have a front of the line passes
for a fee. And it like, and I was like, boys get in the car. And then when you, but the
problem is when you go on all those crazy rides and you don't have to wait the hour
and a half and by the time you go on three, you want to throw up. And the kids are like,
we just want wanna go home.
And I was like, no, we are going on the revolution.
And I was like, yeah, it's crazy.
It's not a good idea.
You need the time in between.
You know, I worked with, once again,
at Mirabelle Restaurant in Sunset Boulevard,
I worked with Miss Canada.
I still remember her name was Dan,
and she was dethroned as Miss Canada.
Why?
Because she punched a girl in a bar in Newfoundland.
Her name was Danielle House.
You people can look it up, this is a real story.
Her name was Danielle House, very pretty,
and she was stripped of the crown
and had to go down to Los Angeles trying to be an actress
because she was shamed in Canada.
My mom used to, that's amazing,
and she should have been shamed and ended up in Hollywood,
but my mom used to always say,
whoever wins Miss Congeniality or most photogenic
will never win.
And I go, why?
And she was always right.
Because she's like, because the girls are voting for her
and they're like, they're like jealous of her.
And it will not happen.
It will not happen.
It is funny that we still have,
like all in the world we live in today,
I feel like that's one thing,
it's almost comforting.
It's almost comforting that we still,
they're still as dumb as they've ever been.
They still look too pageant-y, the girls.
Yes, too big of hair.
Yeah, they dress them up too.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a...
And I, well, we used to, every time,
my dad would get the paper and pen out.
He'd write, we'd do our predictions and we'd watch it.
It was a big deal at our house, too.
We loved it.
Yes, and then my dad always thought it was so funny
because even when I was little, I could like,
I kind of was doing standup and he'd be like, let me ask you a question, Miss so and so.
And I'd be like, sure.
And it was always, I'd like to help those less fortunate than myself.
That was always like the line that, you know.
Right.
Good time.
Yeah.
Is there any video of her?
Did she, did they give her like a Q and A or something?
Did she have to answer any questions?
They do have questions for USA.
So there must be,
but I mean, I can only do so much with my time
to prepare for this show.
But yeah, you know, I sold my house.
You did?
It's closing.
Oh good, congratulations.
Yes, so it was kind of a crazy day yesterday,
Mother's Day, but we went for a last time walk around.
Well, my mother, they got, it was a big day
at my mom and dad's house, both bad and good.
They got the New York Times.
I tried to send them, they loved the New York Times.
That's sweet. Yeah, I know.
And they couldn't get it anymore.
They stopped selling it at the grocery store by the house.
So they couldn't get it anymore. So they told me that when grocery store by their house. So they couldn't get it anymore.
So they told me that when I was there a few weeks ago.
And I said, I'll send it to you.
And they said, Christopher.
Like a subscription.
Yeah, I'll send you the New York Times.
It'll be delivered to your door.
And they said, well, people have tried.
They can't find this house.
So sure enough, he was right.
They couldn't find the house.
So it was weeks and they hadn't gotten it.
And now it was a nice gesture I was trying to do,
and it was actually just angering them at this point,
because it was putting them, they're like,
just cancel it, we don't need to think about it anymore.
So finally it came yesterday.
It couldn't have been, it was the greatest mother's day
gift of all time, just coincidentally, it showed up.
Oh, I love it.
Yeah.
I love it, yeah.
And then I told them, and then they asked me if I wanted their urns of ashes and I said
no.
And they were like, whoa.
What?
Well, what does want it then?
There's three others to choose.
All four of us said no, we don't want them.
And they're like, well, nobody wants them, no.
Because they're making their arrangements.
So they're just going to have a little locker in the church and they say, well, give you guys all the key.
We said, well, we don't want that either.
And they go open it and just look.
I mean, you know, there is a lot.
Like as we were moving and stuff, it was like,
okay, so my mom has her mom's photos and things like that.
So then my mom passed and then I have them.
And I'm like, I don't know who these people are
from like 1925.
And I'm like, I think about my sons
who really are not gonna care.
I'm like, some people are like, yeah,
when do you like chuck like old black and white photos
of like relatives on like a T, you know,
on a 1926 like t4 to
what he called for a model t like when when you just go like I love you and
like I don't know it's just so so when I walked around the house I was like I
would like walked in like went into that the room that was like Brandon's baby
room which was you know and I like walked I was like oh room that was like Brandon's baby room, which was, and I walked, I was like,
oh, there's the rocking chair.
Here's where standing up in the crib,
here's where I would have changed him.
I just did this thing.
Then I'm like, there was that song that Lily said,
it's getting hot in here.
I used to take off his sleeper.
So take off all your clothes.
That might've been Drake.
I don't know, I just love that song.
Anyway, I always think of that.
And you know, and that was it.
And then you just gotta go moving on.
And then just throw out all the old pictures and stuff?
I haven't yet.
I mean, you kind of, but yeah.
I haven't yet.
Well, you could do Legacy Box, Legacy Box,
which we're going to do,
but I haven't like gone through it,
but I really have to.
Cause I know they're not gonna want to.
And I need to go through what's a handful of cool ones.
But you don't have to get rid of them.
We have the room for it, and I still do,
once in a while, looking at them.
But I'm talking about my grandma stuff.
Yeah, like beyond you guys.
Yes, like how would we know or care?
Eventually, we all just become an old photograph, right?
In a sad way.
I know, like when I, or when I...
That nobody wants.
Well when I pass like, you know, like a big,
like a cemetery, I'm like, well eventually
the youngest person in there is gonna be from like 1985.
So who's going to visit someone who died in 1942?
There is no way, like we have to become
like the Poltergeist movie.
We're going to run out of land.
Yeah, I know. We're going to dig up the body.
We're going to have to move the bodies. When do you think that'll happen?
I mean, it's got to, probably it's happening now, probably. A lot of people, I mean, it's
cremation now.
I know, but what about all those ones that are just acres and acres in like the nicest
overlooking ocean?
I know.
Like, I guess you can't.
There's one out in Montauk in the ham.
There's a giant old cemetery in Montauk.
I mean, these-
You know, this is, yeah.
These are-
Oh, I know those.
There's so many cemeteries in that wealthy area.
Yeah, they're from the 1600s, you know?
So it's just like-
Right.
Okay, this is what I would do. If I owned the cemetery overlooking
like the cliffs of San Diego,
I would start now, each person that's buried there,
trying to get a relative, a living relative
that can somehow sign off on something.
Yeah.
And then, I know people are gonna like,
you're horrible, Heather. I'm just saying Yeah. And then, I know people are gonna like, you're horrible Heather, I'm just saying,
Right.
If everybody then, if you had a grandma, okay,
and you're the only one left, and they're like,
your grandma's at this cemetery, or great grandma,
at this cemetery, and if you sign off,
and you're okay for us to move her,
so we can sell this land to like,
you're going to get $52,000.
Oh yeah, but now there's going to be one family member who's you know, methed out.
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Okay, so Amber Heard had her twins. I don't know if she carried him or what but she had
Is she living in America? Is she or is she abroad? I thought I recently I don't she has the one child with Elon
Yeah, long allegedly. I don't know if that was ever confirmed
Well, and then they and I couldn't remember how they ever settled
on their whole big thing.
She had to pay Johnny, she had to pay Johnny a lot more
and then they settled and he just said,
just give me a million.
And I guess she did.
But you know, the big thing is that, you know,
he got his reputation back.
This, you could not write this.
Elizabeth Holmes' partner has a new startup and it's a blood testing company.
So while she's in prison, she has two kids with her husband or partner, I don't know
if they're married, that he's raising and I believe he comes from a lot of money and
I mean he looks a little odd. She is doing 11 years in some Texas jail with a real housewife
of Salt Lake City or Salt
Lake City.
Jen Shaw.
Jen Shaw.
See, I know.
So they're in prison together.
And I understand starting another business, you have money, whatever.
Yeah.
Can't do this one.
But that's the business.
Oh, and there's some new show or some new play and it's called One Drop.
And people are like, Heather, because I always go, One Drop.
Again, I didn't predict it to call One Drop and people are like, Heather, because I always go, One Drop, but that's not it.
Again, I didn't predict it to call One Drop, just saying.
So, but supposedly she's gonna help him with it.
Oh, good.
Well, she's, she knows the business.
I mean, yeah, the concept still is great.
It just didn't work.
But you'd think after everything, you wouldn't be like,
can you just put your money in something else?
This is the startup that you wanna do.
Right.
Crazy, okay.
Okay, this was crazy and a follow-up story.
So Clayton, the man in the tie, he was a bachelor.
After he was off the show, he was selling real estate, which I'm pretty
sure most, that'll be the next thing, is that Oscar winners will have to get their real
estate license.
Or, uh-
Because if they can't, if they're too tired to do podcasts-
Did you see the girl-
You're gonna have to get real estate license.
The girl who was America's first top model. Remember she dated Peter Brady for Adrian
Curry? Yeah, Lima.
Adrian Curry.
Oh, Adrian Curry.
Remember they had their own show?
Curry, yeah.
Yeah, her and Peter Brady had their own show and stuff.
Yeah, they had their whole own show.
She's now selling Avon in Montana.
Avon exists still?
Yeah, I know, in Montana, I guess.
But yeah, she's selling Avon in Montana.
Hey, do what you have to do, no problem.
Okay, so he had this crazy story
and I talked about it on a previous show
with a guest of mine who had done a lot of research.
Anyway, he went out with this girl
who pretended to wanna buy something,
which as a realtor, early in my career,
I'd have guys that just wanted to date me
and they'd get me all excited thinking
that they wanted to buy something
and then I realized they don't.
So she did the same thing to him,
but she did blow him twice.
Oh.
After that, according to him, she's like, I'm pregnant.
And he's like, there's no way.
Like we actually didn't even have like actual sex.
She went on and said that she was and all this other stuff
and that she then was, you know,
and then he realized she had faked an ultrasound.
She like, he did like a reverse imaging
and it was something on Google.
And then there were twins and then,
and then in all the nightmare of it,
he kept going to court.
They kept not caring about his plight.
She wanted money from him.
She was ruining his reputation on the internet
by saying he's impregnated me and abandoned me.
Then a couple other guys come forward
and they're like, oh my God, she did it to me too.
Oh.
And she comes from money.
Her dad was this famous radio host for like 45 years.
And so she had money to like,
but this was her kink, I guess.
So was she actually pregnant or she's not pregnant?
No.
And it was very hard for him to prove,
but he proved it.
But can't you just prove that she's,
easily prove that she's not pregnant, and then it's over?
Yeah, but it was all the other things that she did
to him and these other people.
So she has been hit now with felony charges.
Wow.
Of fraud and all this other stuff.
So that's a little update.
And he was like, oh my God, I can't believe I spent like three years
of this nightmare that I am finally like going
to see justice, because he was just not gonna like
let it go once he found out there were other guys
that were her victims.
So here he was just saying like,
a class two felony is what she's been charged with.
A class two felony is what she's been charged with. Okay, Kanye West, what do you think is going on with him?
Oh, I mean, you know, who knows?
I don't even...
What happened to Bianca Sensori?
I don't see her anymore around.
They broke up, but then they were seen out together, and then he was like at a sex shop,
and then he said to Kim, a cease and desist, then he said, oh, it's just a hoax.
And then he did say something awful about North,
two awful things, one about her body and one about school,
which I'm not gonna repeat because it is just me.
And I'm like, oh my God.
And then Courtney Kardashian just did a,
like a social media ad for one of her latest gummies with.
Alabama Barker.
Not, well, Alabama Barker's her stepdaughter,
but she did it with the girl that dated him,
the one that's the muse. What's her name?
Yes, it's a fox.
Julia Fox.
Julia Fox, yeah.
Something where they call each other and it's Julia Fox.
And so of course it makes an article
because I'm like, I can't believe
Kourtney Kardashian is using Kanye West's ex-girlfriend.
And no, I think it is to always put people in their world
because then if they're filming the show,
it can be like, why would you use Julia Fox on my,
she used to date Kanye,
then Julia Fox is such an interesting character.
Maybe Julia Fox makes an appearance
and the three of them have lunch and laugh it out
because they all think he's a freak
and oh, and Lemmy Gummies are the best.
I think that they, I mean, I'm sure if Kim could ever get
Taylor Swift to squeeze her ass in some skims,
that would be a dream true.
I think it's all just to like,
but yeah, she never talks about him.
She just goes to the med,
she never talks about all the weird shit he's doing
and saying she's just ignoring him.
Well, that's the way to go, I think.
I think so. Have you had a Khloe Kardashian's popcorn?
She got a new line.
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There was a thing called Olestra.
Yes, no, it was the fat-free chips? There was a thing called Olestra. Yes.
No, it was the fat-free chips,
and it would just give you diarrhea.
Yeah, diarrhea, and it immediately
just took it off the market.
Yeah. Yeah.
I heard a couple people like it.
I think it's good.
I mean, it's a genius thing to get into.
I'll give it a shot.
Yeah, like good for her.
This guy, this went viral in the New York Post and just being that you're a dad.
So he had three kids and a wife and they just went to one day at one of the parks in Orlando
and he added up the whole thing and it was $1,391.
Yeah, five people.
That's exactly what it, I know, I don't think that's that crazy.
I mean, I know it's crazy, but that's the price. Well, it was more about how he was like, the reason is just going one day, even with like
Florida residence pass or California pass, he believes the whole thing is to push you
to go for like three days and spend like $5,000 and stay at a hotel.
Because it's almost like, well, my God, if we're paying this much, and we can't only
go on three rides a day, and this one's crying,
and this one's, I mean, are you guys into Disneyland?
We have not gone yet.
We go to Universal Studios a lot.
We have a pass for that, and we go a lot.
Oh, when we had our pass, when we worked on Chelsea,
we would go all the time,. It was so fun and easy.
I love it.
Do you know every time relatives would come from the East Coast, we would only go to Universal
Studios because to my parents, it just felt so much closer and easier than going all the
way to Anaheim.
To the point where I could literally do the circuit out of the water.
I could do like the entire tour with doing it, doing it, Jaws. I'd been on it so many times. We don't even go of the water. I could do like the entire tour with doona doona jaws.
I'd been on it so many times.
We don't even go on the rides.
My daughter was a little scared of some of them.
So we just kinda walk around and she sees the characters
and she likes that.
He's in a past the greatest because you feel like,
why not, we stayed here for three hours, who cares?
Get there early even if the crowd hasn't shown up yet.
We had a weird thing, I think our last time there,
the guy who was Frankenstein, had a mask on you know whatever hey some people want to still
wear him that's fun. He had a COVID mask over his Frankenstein album and this was recent? Recent not
that long ago like a couple months ago and he had a mask on and he was still Frankenstein with the
mask on and my daughter was just like, can I get a, you know,
I said, hey, my daughter wants to get a picture with you.
And he's like, arrrgh.
He was saying that, I don't want to take my mask down,
but he was doing it in Frankenstein speak.
Like, he didn't break character.
He's like, arrrgh.
I don't know what's happening.
This is all just too, so I said, forget it, honey, we'll go find Scooby Doo or something.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, all those types.
I remember we were at like Disney Skating on Ice and our section one year passes.
And oh my God, I loved it.
It was when the kids were little and I loved it because we would just go for like a few hours
and not have that feeling of like,
and then when we didn't have it, I would buy the ticket.
I'm like, you guys?
I remember I just had this panic as they got older
that I was like, I'm missing out
because I've worked so much.
So I remember one time I'm like,
you guys, we're missing school on a Wednesday
because I heard Wednesday's the best day,
because it's the middle of the week.
Missing school on a Wednesday, we are doing the hopper,
and we're fucking killing it.
Like we are going on every ride.
Wow, that's nice of you.
We, no, it feels like an accomplishment
when you're like counting, you're like,
I went on eight rides, like we killed it.
It was like a job job and I was just like
Oh my god, and then there just came a time where they were like, I'm like, hey this summer
Do you guys want it? You know, I'm like would you want to go and they just are like no
And I remember one time Brent Drake was like it's just not like fun to go with my mom anymore. Oh
That's sad, right it's have it but now I'm not sad those days are over.
Because I never went to any of those places from about 14 to 40 or whatever, 37.
I never went.
I never went for fun with 20-year-olds.
I never went in college.
I never went as a... And so then I did it then hardcore ten years good put it and now
I'm like done Halloween horror nights or whatever. Well, we did that. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah
We did all the things Universal Studios is top-notch. It's it's great. We did all the things
Oh, this was funny. We're talking about ye ye walked off Piers Morgan show because Pierce says this is so funny
walked off Piers Morgan's show, because Piers says, this is so funny,
Piers is like, he's with us like whoever this handler is,
and he's like, looks like they're in Capri or something.
And of course, because as you're in a hot area,
you're still wearing like a hoodie and everything.
And Piers goes, you know, Kanye, you know,
what is going on?
You still have, you know, you have 38 million followers.
And he's like, No, can you not count? And he goes, What? It's not 38. And he's
like, Oh, I'm sorry. He's like, No, you don't you didn't prepare for this
interview. And therefore I'm leaving. And like, Fuck you, Piers. And here's
like, Well, I'm, this is what my people gave me. It was 38, hold on.
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
You're at 39 million now.
Congratulations.
He's like, too fucking late.
Oh, wow.
And I was like, that's,
Yeah.
Because he was one million off.
Yeah, well, millions are millions.
And he's like, learn how to count next time
and maybe you can interview me.
Okay, let me see what else there is to talk about.
Oh, I have talked to you about this.
Okay, so you know the kids don't like
to drink as much anymore.
No, nobody's drinking.
Nightclubs, bottle service girls.
Yeah, what's happening to bottle service girls?
Okay, so.
What's happened to those things they used to bring out,
like it's sparklers, like are they just now thrown aside?
Remember if you really were like a big baller in Vegas?
Well, after we say goodbye to you,
I have this interview that they're gonna be able to hear
today on Thursday with the stars of Vanderpump Villa
and the girl who is kind of the breakout star of it,
she grew up in Vegas and was a Vegas bottle girl
and loungy and all that. So afterwards I asked, I go, what is the vibe in Vegas and was a Vegas bottle girl and loungy and all that.
So afterwards I asked, I go, what is the vibe in Vegas?
I'm hearing all these things.
And she's like, oh my God, you know,
Vegas bottle girls used to make a couple grand a night,
three, four grand a night.
And now it's like barely 300.
Isn't that crazy?
I think it's because the Millennials and
Older that made bottle service and get a night. Yeah get your group together and you got it's but you know
Those people are over it. Yeah, and they have kids and they don't care to go
And it's something that like those gen Z's they're just like why would we?
Do this like they're which is kind of great.
Kind of sad for the box.
I feel bad for like the nightclub people,
but I'm like, yeah.
I mean, why would I ever want like my sons to be like,
hey girls, come over here.
And I might feel-
You got a carafe of cranberry, carafe of orange juice,
carafe of soda.
Oh, we used to, you know, on our Chelsea Lately days,
of course, it was really, oh, it was so great.
Going to carafe, you know, of cranberry.
I never had experience, because I missed it.
I was in the, in my Gen Z age, I'd go to a nightclub
and it was before bottle service.
So when we would go to a nightclub, maybe, or something,
it would really be like people dancing.
Maybe you get a drink at a bar, maybe there's a restaurant.
But there wasn't this come to the table with that.
The first time I ever saw make your own drink
with that orange juice cranberry soda
was Chelsea was doing standup like the first couple months
in like a Vegas comedy festival.
And she like invited the staff.
And I remember the kids were little.
I hadn't partied in like 10 years.
And I was like, Peter and I came and I remember I was to Ted, the president of E.
I'm like, how do we split this up?
I was literally like, how, how do I pay you for this?
And I'm not that obviously it's being comped
and obviously you just performed,
but I still was like,
I didn't even understand how like people would treat people
and pay for like, oh my, it was just such a baller thing.
And so I was already too old to be at the club,
but the old time I went was like with us,
like where we would do that thing.
And it would be really fun.
And yeah, I don't know what those places
are going to do now.
I feel like it's so of the time,
like bottle service seems so whatever, early 2000s.
I feel like it's like 2005 or four to like 2017
was like the jam.
Yeah, like Paris Hilton, that era,
and now that's all gone.
Like, I don't want it to seem cheesy
to be bottle service now.
Yeah, and so anyway,
they're doing morning sober sauna raves.
So I've seen a lot of this type of stuff
where it's like, still come,
and we're gonna like have the killer DJ,
and you can meet people, and you can can dance but it's gonna be like a
Healthy thing so it's like get your coffee and your matcha. Yeah, what is the vibe? Why is much of such a thing?
I don't know. I just doesn't have cat. Is it better for you? Does it have caffeine in it? I know it's green and it's cute
Yeah, I don't get like... I don't know. Okay.
So these, so the kids are going and... I get it. I think it's great. As long as you're
getting out of the house and meeting people, I don't think you need to go to a nightclub
and spend $5,000 while you're in Vegas. No, New York City and Long Island, they're doing
ones now, the nightclub goes from like five to nine.
Five p.m. to nine p.m.
To nine p.m.
That I wanna go to.
Yeah, I know, and they're packed with like,
bunch of old people, they love it.
Yeah, the thing is the Gen Xers still wanna rip it.
I know.
We still wanna drink.
Play some old, play some tears for fears, and let's go.
And you know what we really love is we love a DJ
that does take our songs and hip them up
I still I love a DJ. I don't need a traditional. I don't need to hear the entire song. Let me just hear a little
Yeah, I'm with you on that. Let's go to the sober sauna
They had that scene in hacks when they went to the they went to a night. That's what I was like
Oh, this show just drives me nuts and they they went to the fountain. And the DJ calls her up on stage.
And I'm like, what world are we living in?
I just don't get it.
Well, she, yeah, but she also was, you know,
famous in Vegas at that time.
I know, but not to a DJ in a club.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's just all too, I don't know.
I know maybe I'm being too critical.
Chris, I want to say goodbye to you.
We're gonna enjoy this really juicy interview
with the Vanderpump Villa.
Got it.
Stars who tell a lot and it was very enjoyable.
Even if you're not watching the show,
you guys will find this funny and juicy and insightful.
But Chris, before we go, tell everybody quickly
where they can find you this weekend and beyond.
This well the next one is of course oh sorry sorry.
It's okay. You guys it's frangiola.fun.
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And now tell us where you are.
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is called the plus. Come to that, that's Friday, May 23rd.
And Diamond Joe Casino in Dubuque, Iowa is May 24th.
That's a fun run.
Then I come Comedy Vault of Batavia, I love it there.
Outside of Chicago, Comedy Vault of Batavia,
June 6th and 7th.
Magoobies in Baltimore, June 13th and 14th.
And the Grand Comedy Club in Escondido, California,
June 20th and 21st.
Then I'm off for the summer.
Off July and August, enjoying my life.
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Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I'm wearing my hot pink,
Lyssa van der Pump hot pink.
It's my signature color darling,
cause I'm with two of them.
I don't know if I can say they're my best employees.
They're my employees.
They have been my employees.
We're here from van der Pump Villa,
Hannah and Hagen.
Hey.
Hi guys.
Hi.
I love your names.
You sound like two little Dutch twins,
two little blonde Dutch twins.
Yeah, honestly, that's what we are.
We are.
Did you become close on the show?
We're like married.
Yeah, a little too close.
I think the amount of times I saw her vagina and tits,
it was like scary.
We made out.
We had a make out session.
Wait.
My tongue was down his throat.
When?
They didn't show it.
They didn't show it. For fun, or you were testing out a lavender marriage? Maybe a lavender marriage. My tongue was down his throat. When? They didn't show it. They didn't show it, but.
For fun or you were testing out a lavender marriage?
Maybe a lavender marriage.
No, it was for fun.
We were playing spin the bottle in the car
and she just stuck her tongue down.
You have a long tongue.
So I was like, actually.
Did you?
No, I don't know.
It was kind of gross, but.
Have you been with girls besides Hannah?
Yeah, he has.
I've kissed girls, never like down under,
but I don't think I need to after seeing
what you have down there.
Fuck you.
I'm trying to find a boyfriend and that's what you say.
Sometimes it's just scary to certain kinds of guys.
Yeah, he's definitely gay.
That's why you're gay.
I assume you're gay.
What if you're like, no, I'm straight?
Why are you talking about it?
Actually, Hannah showed me her sex tape with Marciano.
Wait, so, okay, let's, let's, I wanna hear about that.
Why do you have a sex tape with your ex-boyfriend?
It was the ugliest angle.
Can you stop?
How vivid was the sex tape?
It was like the ugliest angle.
Where was it from?
It was like here and all you can see is her
prickly vagina and you just see like an object moving in and out.
Why did you show it to him?
I don't know, was I drunk?
Yeah.
Honestly, a lot of other people on that, Dom,
he was one of the chefs on the show.
He actually showed me one of his bulge pics.
Oh, he did show that, yeah.
So people just like-
Bulge pics, does that mean you're just being polite?
It's not a dick or it's not a naked dick?
It's not a naked, like you see it through the pants.
Oh, like one of those sweatpants things.
No, yeah, it's just sweatpants.
I don't know why people think they can show me it,
but I always look, you know?
If you're gonna show me, I'll watch.
Okay, so I wanna ask you guys a little bit about your background.
Hannah, you were on the first season,
which this is on Hulu, Vanderpump Villa.
And for those of you that are not watching this show,
you can still listen to the podcast
because it's gonna be fun and interesting.
You don't have to know every little nuance
of all the characters
because there's enough juice that doesn't matter.
So the first one was a villa in France.
Yes.
And it's basically like below deck but on land,
mixed with Vanderpump rules.
So if you have a cast of characters that work,
but then the below deck part of it is that,
just like below deck, people come and are guests,
except instead of a boat, they're on the villa for three days.
And you have to make their experience great,
but they don't do the tipping at the end.
Instead, they do a comic card
where then someone gets the highest score
because at the end, another element of great reality TV
is there is a financial prize at the end
for who is the best employee.
You get 30,000, but then you also get a permanent
or a more substantial position in Lisa's empire.
Okay, so you were on the first one, you were not,
Hagen, Hannah was.
And so tell me a little bit, Hannah,
what was your relationship with acting, the media,
reality TV, social media?
How did you end up being a waiter on a TV show?
So I worked with Marciano.
Who is your boyfriend?
Was my boyfriend.
Well, ex-boyfriend at the time.
The sex tape one.
Yes, okay.
Okay, ex-boyfriend at the time.
We still worked together, but Steven,
he was on the first season with us.
Okay.
Marciano always served Steven.
So Steven said-
What restaurant were you guys at?
We were at Jing in Las Vegas.
It's in downtown Summerlin.
It's like a loungy nightclub thing.
Did you grow up in Vegas?
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's interesting.
I know.
So I've been there for a while.
Yeah. Yeah. So,'ve been there for a while. Yeah.
So and then Steven was like, Marciano,
you'd be great to audition for this show for Lisa,
because he worked at Vanderpump Cocktail Garden.
In Vegas.
In Vegas.
OK.
So Marciano auditions.
And I think I overheard him in the back,
me like, yeah, I would swing both ways.
And I'm like, who are you talking to?
He's like, oh, the talent.
Like, they asked if I'd like guys on the show too.
That's what Marciana said he was?
I think they thought Stephen, yeah,
Stephen told them like, yeah, he would like swing both ways.
I don't know.
But you don't think he does?
No.
You think he was just saying that to add a check
to his interesting profile?
Exactly.
OK. Then he found me, because Lisa needed more people. Then I auditioned. saying that to add a check to his interesting profile. Exactly.
Then he found me because Lisa needed more people.
Then I auditioned.
Then Steven said you should see this pretty girl.
Yeah, it's his ex-girlfriend.
They're very toxic.
So at that time, before the show ever began,
you were already broken up.
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
And how long had you dated before this?
Four years.
Oh, so now, obviously, you probably heard that
the immediate comparison is you were the Stassi in Jax.
Yes.
And what's crazy with Marciano is,
if you're not looking at the TV, he sounds just like Jax.
His voice.
He's like, what up, brother. His voice, his cadence, everything.
His dark hair, ear blonde, blue eyes. What? Botox, like spray tan, all of that.
Yeah, so how old is he? He's 32.
And how old are you? 29. I'm gonna be 30 in June.
And why did you guys break up? He cheated on me.
Oh God, just like Stassi and Jax.
Yeah, and it was just compound of things
like the lying and stuff,
and then we were working together.
It just talks like-
Were you a fan of Vanderpump Rules?
I was.
So you watched it.
Yeah, so I thought, I was like,
okay, why not get under his skin?
Cause he's like, you're probably not gonna get it.
But had you ever thought of trying out
for any other reality shows, not Bachelor or Bachelor,
or anything?
Mm-mm. No.
What were your aspirations prior to this show coming?
So I went to hair school.
It just didn't, I wasn't into it that much.
So then I was serving in the clubs for a while.
Then I went to a lounge.
And then, yeah, this fell on my lap. So I went to a lounge and then yeah,
this fell on my lap.
So I know, it's crazy.
So you didn't go to college?
No.
You just wanted to be in the service because of Vegas.
I was making so much money.
It's so lucrative.
Yeah, I was making like 100K when I just turned 21,
like a year.
Doing like the bottle service.
Oh wow.
Yeah, so I'm like, why would I leave this, you know?
So now let's switch to you a little bit.
I loved your intro because it's like,
I had a job in finance, but I quit it to be a housekeeper.
Because technically your job at the villa is housekeeping.
How did this all come about for you?
And like, what was your relationship
with like reality TV and acting?
So I've always loved reality TV.
Like growing up, I'd always watch it.
Where did you grow up?
Houston, Texas.
Yeehaw.
And so I went to school,
I got a degree in supply chain management
and I was actually working in finance
as a capital planning analyst
for like a big semiconductor place, whatever.
And so I was working there.
Were you making a good salary?
Yeah, I was making a good salary.
So you're going to an office every day.
Going to the office.
Nice.
Just living a normal white collar life.
Yes, and it was really fun.
I do like, and I miss the stability of it,
but I will say I've applied to shows in the past.
I never really got far.
I think I got an interview.
What shows do you apply to?
I got an interview for the squid game, Netflix one,
and then they ended up canceling my interview.
I was like, okay, whatever.
And so I would apply to stuff.
I always wanted to do Survivor And so I would apply to stuff.
I always wanted to do Survivor.
Like I would love to go on an island,
get skinny and get tanned and get paid a million dollars.
Like that's honestly the dream.
That was more what you wanted to do.
No, that's more I wanted to do.
So how did this one come about?
I got an email
because I guess since I've applied to stuff in the past,
you just are on an emailing list.
And so I saw Vanderpump Villa
and I didn't watch Vanderpump Rules before,
but I know I I'm online,
I know the lore of stuff.
And so I looked and saw they needed a housekeeper and actually in college to make more money
to like go drink at the bars, I was a housekeeper for this gay couple.
So I'd go to their house like twice a week and just clean.
Is that really all you were doing?
No, I know I was, I will say.
Yeah, do you have a sex tape with them?
No.
Do you have a French tape with them? Anything?
Do you have a French maid's costume that you're wearing?
So I will say they were a really sweet couple
and they never like asked me to.
Be a third.
Be a third and I would never,
but it was kind of the thought,
it's like, do they not think I'm attractive?
You know?
Like do I not, is my ass not nice enough?
Or were you such a good housekeeper,
they didn't wanna fuck it up.
I know, yeah, it was definitely. They didn't want to fuck it up. I know yeah
That kind of gets me it's kind of humbling. I'm wait. Hey, they didn't even want to you
You were basically just cleaning, but how did you learn how to clean?
Well growing up a mom that made you do chores. Yeah, actually my dad
I have an older sister and a younger brother and so my dad said the only reason he had three kids was so he had like
Free housekeepers and also in case one of us died
You have two of us left and so growing up we'd always do a bunch of... What religion are you? Catholic. Oh how do you feel about our new pope?
You know about our new pope? Yeah from Chicago. I love it. That's crazy. My mom is like dancing in heaven.
She's kind of from Chicago. My dad in Chicago. What part? The main, like, the heart of the city.
Yeah, yes.
So, okay, continue.
So that's, of course, you're a throwaway child, whatever.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I love it.
So I was housekeeper in college
and I saw this audition thing.
I was like, you know what?
So I applied and a few days later I got a call
and then it was just like a three, four month process
of interviewing and then finally I got to go meet Lisa. I'm like, hi, hi call. And then it was just like a three, four month process of interviewing. And then finally I got to go meet Lisa.
I'm like, hi, hi Lisa.
And then I ended up getting it.
And then I had to quit my job.
It was one of those things when the whole casting process,
my boss, he was like, oh, you'll probably just be able
to take a leave of absence.
You know, I was like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I get the show.
I have two weeks before I fly out.
I'm like, hey, so I need to go do this in two weeks.
Y'all have two weeks to let me know like what the vibe is. And then the day before I'm before I fly out. I'm like, hey, so I need to go do this in two weeks. You all have two weeks to let me know what the vibe is.
And then the day before I'm supposed to fly out,
they say, hey, so we declined your leave of absence.
And I'm like, OK, so what are my options?
Because ideally, I would go film the show,
go back to my job.
And how long was the filming process?
It was only six weeks.
So it wasn't like that crazy.
And so the day before I'm supposed to leave,
they are like, hey, so we declined it.
And I'm like, right, right.
So I ended up quitting my job.
I had two months left in my lease in Dallas.
And so I paid it all off, moved all my stuff home in Houston,
and then flew off to Europe.
And then I was there like 90 days, because after we filmed,
I went and backpacked with some friends and stuff.
And before you did it, did you imagine like, OK,
let me just think of all the scenarios of how my life could change.
I could be part of the worst thing ever, Scannable.
But that could also result in me being a huge star selling merch,
you know, to send it to Deroff for $200,000.
Like, what were you thinking?
Like, what was your mind?
What ifs were you thinking before you went?
Honestly, my mind was racing,
but I feel like my job made the decision easy for me
by not giving me a decision, you know?
And my parents are always supportive.
I did theater growing up, I did improv in college,
so I've always done the theatrics and stuff.
Yes, I mean, you can do the splits.
I saw the dancer team.
Yeah, I can do the splits, unfortunately.
Why, unfortunately?
I don't know, I need to pull it out more often. you what I was like, do you want to do them? No
In college at the bars, I used to just like jump and do the splits
And so my let my hips kind of hurt now. Oh, okay. So so anyway you were saying oh, yeah
So I they made the decision easy by not giving me a decision and it was one of those things where it's like
Why not? I can always go back to corporate. I have a year under my belt at a company
I have a good degree, and so why not?
And like, worse comes to worse,
like, what's the worst outcome?
I get killed.
You met me.
Yeah, that is the worst outcome.
I think what's really interesting
is that like when Vannerpump started,
um, like 15 years ago,
when I've interviewed a lot of them,
they were all aspiring actors,
and so it was like
a big no-no if you were to go then, go be on a reality show, it's going to screw up
like being a legit actor. But now the way entertainment is honestly in a shithole, I
think it's probably the only way you can like break into it. And the other thing I think
is interesting is,
you know, everyone's growing up where every single thing
they film their kid.
So you guys have been probably online since you were like
middle school or younger.
So you share so much about your life online anyway,
that I don't think it seems that crazy as a young person.
Like I think it's hard for them now to get like really rich
housewives because all of a sudden the skeletons come out
or whatever, oh my God,
I didn't know that she was married three times.
She only said she was married once.
And because they've been,
their life was private for the first 30 years
of their life or whatever.
But for you guys,
I don't think it's like that big of a deal
to have the cameras follow you. And I think that's something that, you guys, I don't think it's like that big of a deal to have the cameras follow you.
And I think that's something that, you know,
why more shows are gonna start popping
with younger people too.
Because it's like, you're already on there
and this is just a way to raise your brand
or awareness to be a spokesperson or a model or whatever.
And there's so many shows.
So if you do one and you are terrible on it,
people forget about you in a few weeks
Yeah, it's not that serious. Yeah. Yeah, like they're gonna talk shit for like maybe two weeks
And then once the show like it's over no one cares. Who are you?
Like when you read your the comments and stuff has there any has there been any comment that really
upset you or made you laugh or?
I fucking love it, but it's until they mention
my mother or anything, I get mad about that.
What happened with your mom?
Well, there was a comment by Gabriela.
She was like, if I was Hannah's mom,
I'd be so disappointed in her.
But a lot of people say that.
I just got one last night, but I'm like, whatever.
You're behind a fucking computer writing this. I don't care. I used to.
Good attitude.
Yeah.
I love it.
I mean, I finally got that attitude like two weeks ago.
Well, congrats.
I've let it affect me a lot more. And it's funny when you get over something like that,
it's the same way you get over an old boyfriend,
you're like, I can't believe I pined over that person,
was crying and gave up a sunny weekend to be depressed.
It's the same thing once you realize how little it matters.
And even the whole cancel culture thing
is not the power that it used to,
because everyone just decided
we're not playing into this anymore
from corporations to individuals.
So it's like the minute you kind of say that,
it's like, I can't believe I ever let it bug me.
Yeah, it really bugged me the first season,
but now I'm like, okay, keep talking about me.
The more that people are talking about you,
I think it's better.
Yeah. Yeah.
Even if it's negative.
True.
And so then you got, so you fly over now,
the first season, they only kept like a couple people
from the first season, right?
You and the ex-boyfriend Marciano.
Gabriella, Grace, Andre, and Chef Anthony.
Oh, they kept all those people.
Yeah.
Oh, that's kind of a lot of people.
Yeah.
And so now you're in Italy.
What month were you guys filming this?
August.
August.
It was so, so hot.
I know, I was there in July
and even South of France to me was much cooler.
Yeah.
Temperature wise.
And then we went over to Italy.
It was the first time I'd ever really done Italy.
You didn't know where it made us.
I mean, I thought it was.
Yeah.
I mean, I was, it makes it that,
I mean, I know it's so amazing,
but I'm like, I don't know.
Like it kind of makes you want to go there again.
I know.
When you have like a memory of just like enormous heat.
So many stairs.
Yeah, we are like big four stories
and you're just walking around all the time.
And I've like, I've actually never looked worse
in my life than on the show.
And so it's so awesome that it's forever.
We're like dripping sweat like a pig.
Like it's just, ah.
Yeah.
And then you guys, I noticed you have like
different outfits for each day.
Also like a below deck.
Well, below deck doesn't really do that,
but I've been on a, on a billionaire's yacht.
And they have different outfits.
Every, I know it's amazing,
but they, she is very stylish,
the woman who has the boat,
and the girls wear really cute outfits,
and every day it's a different,
and they're like spaghetti straat,
take little squirts, and so I like that you guys
had like different dresses and stuff.
I thought that made it cute.
Yeah, I love the color.
So let's get into the juice of what happened.
Now everyone's talking about the mom talk people
that came and I interviewed Demi on the show
along with Jen, Jennifer Affleck who was here.
And they're entering their second season also on Hulu.
And it's, I mean, they're all beautiful.
The two girls are hard to tell apart.
Demi and what's the other girl's name?
Jesse. Jesse. And Jesse's the other girl's name?
Jessie.
Jessie.
And Jessie's a little bit older, in her 30s,
and she's the hairdresser.
And Demi is very pretty,
and she's married to this divorced dad.
I mean, he came with kids.
Yeah.
Who's very good looking too.
Do you know that he was gonna be the bachelor?
I knew that, yes.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
And she and her husband at the time suggested him.
That's crazy.
And then they got divorced and then they got together.
Wow.
And what I found so fascinating is like,
being race Catholic, like I was always told,
Mormon is way more extreme as far as like rules
and conservativeness, yet there is so much divorce
in modern Mormonism.
And I'm like, I thought the whole point is that you were
sealed for the rest of your life.
So now you have to unseal it.
Like you have to steam open the envelope.
I don't know.
Like, I'm just like, it's, it's,
that part is like crazy to me.
I'm like, so you don't drink
and you won't have a cup of coffee,
but you'll get married like four times.
But just not have sex before you marry that person.
I think it's called soaking.
Yeah, the soaking thing, which has been fascinating.
That's been, people have been talking about that for a while.
But I feel like Mormons are like taking over reality TV.
They must have a good.
Everyone's obsessed with it.
They must have a good, well, it's,
I think it's a few reasons.
One is the Mormon religion, you know, is like, well, this, we's a few reasons. One is the Mormon religion is like,
well, we're gonna get more people interested in Mormonism
than if we sent everybody out on bicycles knocking on doors.
So spread the word on social media,
spread the word on reality shows,
which again, I would have thought
it would have been the opposite.
It's like Scientology doesn't want anyone
to know the dark side of Scientology.
Don't talk about Scientology.
If you're a Scientologist,
make sure your friend doesn't talk about it on their show.
But the Mormon thing is like, no, talk about it.
We want people to join it.
It's very interesting, but anyway.
Watch the Ruby Franke documentary?
Yes.
That one was crazy.
Yeah, that was really, that was-
That's sick and twisted.
Yeah, that's what was kind of crazy. But Mormons are in right that was really, that's- That's sick. That was- And twisted.
Yeah, that's what was kind of crazy.
But Mormons are like in right now,
the Mormon Wives and Ruby Franke.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
They should do a collab with her in prison.
There's a lot.
So I went to Sheena Shay's birthday party last night
and it was really fun and it was basically
most of the people from the Valley,
except the
two girls, Kristin and the other girl who are about to give birth, and Sheena.
But Demi was there with her, a very attractive husband.
They're probably out here doing press as well.
And I did say, what is all this I'm hearing about this Marciano on the villa?
Because I'm going to be interviewing the cast.
And she was sent to the effect of like, you know,
it was just overblown and he crossed the bound.
She said he's something like he crossed the boundaries
or whatever.
So what is the story?
So the Mormons come on the show and it's, you know,
because the girl has to move to Arizona.
So we'll see if that really happens
because her husband is becoming a doctor.
And so they have a fun thing and they're all beautiful.
Which one's drink?
Only Jessie drinks.
Okay, the hairdresser.
And does Layla?
I forgot.
Maybe a little bit.
I think some of them drink.
I feel like Layla got a little drink.
And Layla was the only single one.
Yes. Okay, and so she is flirting with the bartender guy
who was having like a one time or a phone call
with the other girl.
And so that was pretty funny when you came up with that.
Did you come up with that on your own
when you said never have I ever?
Have you did that?
I mean, I like starting the pot
and I like watching other people crumble.
Yeah.
And they did.
The producers must love you.
Yeah, they do.
Okay, good.
And bring me back, but they actually kissed twice.
Like the second, when I asked that, they like kissed
and then they did it again
because I think someone else dared them.
Yeah, like they couldn't.
And so Alyssa the server who was with Sam,
the guy that kissed Layla,
she like ran off in the woods for a little bit.
Yeah, crying.
Right, we see that.
I'm like, way to go Hagen, woo.
I mean, that was great though,
because it was like, it was sexy and like all of that.
I don't know why she was upset
because I'm like, you guys hooked up once.
You guys have only known each other for a week.
Like who cares?
But hook up once, that does mean full bone,
or we don't know.
I know they did.
Or just soak.
They did it.
Yeah.
Just soak.
Scrab it.
From what I know, I think they started full boning
near the end.
So not at that time.
I walked in on them.
When it was only one bone.
I walked in on them.
Full bone?
Yeah, she was on, yeah.
She was on top?
Yeah.
Oh. Awesome. Okay, you she was on, yeah. She was on top? Yeah. Oh.
Awesome.
Okay, you can ask.
Like, awkward.
Right.
Okay, so then,
okay, so with Debbie, with this guy,
I'm watching it and it seemed like he just was like,
oh, we have chemistry, and then they had one conversation
and she did say,
well, I think I made a mistake with my husband all the time.
And she's just being really honest, you know,
but I'm sure that's not comfortable now.
Yeah.
But he was with her last night, so I guess they're fine.
What was it that trans, so we don't see them kiss
do anything and he's like, well, let's keep in touch.
And she goes, definitely.
And I will say in the villa,
that one clip of them sitting outside chatting,
they were out there for like three, four hours.
Together.
It was a very long,
cause we were with, we were upstairs with Jen and Michaela.
Yeah, cause they were freaking out.
They're like, why is she down there for so long?
It was like three hour, four hour conversation they had.
So it's like clipped down to like, two minutes.
And I wanna see the whole,
I wanna see the whole conversation. I wanna see the whole conversation.
I wanna see the whole conversation.
Cause Marciano then cries when she leaves.
Yeah, like he's super emotional.
I think-
Why do you think he was so like boom with this girl
that comes on the show?
Like, first I didn't think it was real,
but now I obviously think it's real.
Well, I think Marciano's a troubled boy.
And I think toi was kind of acting
as some sort of like therapist.
Like I think they were talking through their traumas
and saying like getting deep and learning about his past
and talking about you.
She does all that ketamine, yeah.
She does ketamine?
Yeah, she says that on the show.
No, the therapy.
Yeah, the therapy thing.
Oh, that's right.
They go to some, that's the other thing.
If you go to Utah, I remember when I was doing
standup shows there, there are a million billboards
about drug addiction, pill addiction,
because they don't drink, they don't have coffee.
So lots of times they try other things
that aren't a no-no in the Book of Mormon,
because they weren't invented yet, in my opinion.
I say we let them have pills.
If Mormons wanna have had pills,
someone has to take the pills.
So, being that he's your ex and he cheated on you,
did you know, was it one person he cheated on with
or throughout the relationship was many times?
I mean, he's just done things that, yeah.
I just found one and then we ended it.
But, I mean, he's done things. Did you live together? Yeah, we did. Did you and then like we ended it but I mean he's done things
Did you live together?
Yeah, we did
Did you think you were gonna marry him?
I did, yeah because I
How did you find out he was cheating?
So I actually broke off my engagement
You were engaged to someone else?
When I was 25
Who was that guy?
I'm not gonna say
He's Irish
You don't say his name, but just say, like, describe.
He lives in Vegas.
He's a great, him and I are still friends, but I mean, I was really young.
And then I started working at Jing and I met Marciano and I was just having fun.
He made me feel good.
And I was like, oh my God, like, who is this guy?
Broke off my engagement.
Him and I ended up getting together, like like maybe two weeks after I was done.
So I was like going through that.
And then I was like, okay, like this is end game.
Here he is.
Like he was so great.
Then yeah, six months later, it was so toxic.
I mean, when you end your engagement with one guy at 25
and then you're with another guy who's essentially a waiter.
Like, I mean, is there any thing of like,
okay, if I'm gonna marry someone like,
I would like it to elevate my lifestyle?
Or did you not think like that?
Now I do.
Now I want someone to elevate my lifestyle.
But at the time, I think I was just,
my confidence was down.
So I'm like, oh, this guy's being nice.
He's giving me attention.
Why was your confidence down?
I don't know.
I gained a bunch of weight when I was 25.
And I just, yeah, I was just not in a good place.
So you were heavier and he was hitting on you
and you're like, I can't believe someone likes me fat.
Were you ever fat?
I think, like I was like 15.
She's like five pounds, like babe chill.
I was a little bigger.
Like, what are we talking?
I was a little bigger.
Like you can ask Marciana.
I swear. He'll tell me.
Okay.
So you have this meeting with Lisa and you're like, you're such an inspiration to me and you're
crying and she's, you know, being very motherly as she has been with all of the people that we've
seen in her previous shows. So what happened? How did you then get let go?
What happened? How did you then get let go?
So I was really annoyed because I was like, okay,
I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna have fun and drink.
Oh, on a night off?
Yeah, so we all go to the lake
and Sienna actually is just.
And she's another girl working at your level?
Yes. Uh-huh.
She again starts crying, she's upset,
like it's another thing, like, because she just keeps talking about Ciotti.
And that's the other guy.
They're a couple.
Mm-hmm.
I can't believe their names are Ciotti and Siana.
And so she says, Lisa says early on, when I interviewed him,
he had an accent, and I thought he was from South Africa
or something.
Did she say that?
Yeah, I think it was South.
So he was pulling a Halaria Baldwin.
Yeah.
And he was doing it to see maybe more exotic
to get the show, do you think?
I don't know, it was just really creepy.
I think what he talks about later in the show
is about how he like code switches.
So depending on who he's around,
he'll like switch his accent to that.
Oh, that's the new thing people are saying
to get away with.
What is code switching?
It's a new thing people are saying
to be like a Hilaria Baldwin.
Oh.
You know Hilaria Baldwin.
Yeah.
And like, yeah.
I mean, she just came out with a book,
and I'm like, are you going to address it?
It's fucking weird that you just decide
to tell the world that you're like from Spain
when you're not.
Like, please just explain that.
And if you don't explain it, don't write a book.
Like I might read it this weekend
just to like find something in there.
But it makes more sense if he did it to get on a show
and then wasn't like keeping it going for years behind like people in his life.
So what is the truth? We still don't know because he does get fired on the show and then the reunion
came out yesterday. He wasn't there. And so they said, do you think he's just a major grifter?
I don't know. Someone DM'd Lexi, she's the bartender on the show and said, hey, he actually went to my
high school in North or South Carolina, this is his real name.
He didn't have an accent there.
So I don't really know, honestly.
We need to pull it up.
I know.
Did you like him otherwise?
No.
We know.
We had a lot of other issues,
because in their relationship,
she would always go and be like, he sucks,
he's saying all these mean things, and then she gets that.
So they were sleeping together.
Yeah, yeah.
Did they get hired together?
Yeah.
Or were they a couple before?
They knew each other before,
but they claimed to not have hooked up before.
They were like friendly,
but I think she got him the job in the first place.
So I think their plan was to go on the show
and hook up and win money, I guess.
I don't know.
Okay.
I think they screwed the first night, didn't they? One of them. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if someone want, you might as money, I guess, I don't know. I think they screwed the first night, didn't they?
One of them.
Yeah.
I mean, if someone won, you might as well, I guess.
But they're not together anymore?
No.
And did she, she won on the reunion?
Yes.
Okay, and she was fired too?
Yeah.
Well, how many people were left at the end?
Well, we started with-
Six people got fired.
We started with 17, which is so many.
Six people got fired, then we got two more. Okay, well get back to why you got fired. We started with 17, which is so many. Six people got fired and then we got two more.
Okay, well get back to why you got fired.
So then I'm at the lake, I'm consoling her
for the hundredth time.
We get back to the house, me and the girls go topless
into the pool with Hagen.
I leave, I go to the bar and-
When the cameras are filming
and you decide to go topless,
I mean, I guess if you're gonna
do, like I always feel this way about Below Deck too, like they're literally showing them
like fucking.
Like, I don't know, should you say that for the OnlyFans?
I mean, I feel like why given it all away or does that help an OnlyFans or do you have
an OnlyFans?
I don't have an OnlyFans.
Marciano.
Yeah, Marciano has an OnlyFans.
Okay.
Yeah, but I don't know, we were all wasted.
And you really do forget the cameras are there.
Yeah, like I don't even know they're in front of me.
Yeah, I mean we all just took off our tops.
Great. I know.
Well, so I mean a lot of housewives do too.
It's not a big deal, but I just was curious.
Okay, continue.
So jump in the pool, titties out.
Then I go down to the bar.
Okay.
And Dom comes down and he says, Sienna's in Sioti's room.
After I just had like an hour conversation telling her to move her stuff into my room,
all this stuff, I go upstairs.
I'm like, what are you doing?
I freak out.
Then I go back downstairs and Dom says that I made her throw up.
So me, I sprint upstairs. Marciano sprints out after me.
Made her throw up like she has an eating disorder
or she was so wasted or she was so upset?
So upset.
Okay.
Yeah, so I knock on the door, but I open it,
she's in the shower.
But she continues the conversation with me.
So I shut the door immediately, I'm talking to her,
I walk out,
and then I just tell Ciotti, fuck you, all this stuff.
She's yelling at him and he's like,
eyes closed, faking it. He's sleeping.
I said, you fucking narcissist, all this.
You said a lot.
I said, keep one eye open.
Sleep with one eye open.
And he's like fake sleeping.
But I was- She's like, fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
I think I said that to Sienna.
I don't think I was saying it to Sieti,
like, cause she's sleeping next to him.
But is it this that then gets you in trouble?
Marciano then goes after him.
If we weren't filming a reality show,
like then this is pretty horrible behavior to have.
There's like guests, were there not guests there?
No, there was no guests.
Oh, well still it's like, yeah.
So is that why you get called in then?
Yeah, me and Marciano get called in the next day because Marciano is
screaming at him too. And Lisa's like, you guys are done here. Yeah. I
was in shock, but I mean, I understood it.
I mean, I think the producers would be upset that you guys got fired. I'd
keep you keeping you around.
Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty, it sucked. But.
So then you have to fly back home. And how did the reunion go? I mean,
don't you think you you have a chance? I mean, you're, you
know, to be asked back. I think I do. I mean, I think if
there's another season, she would come back. Yeah. Yeah.
And who were the other like, like, interesting guests
besides the mom talk? It seems like only anyone's talking about
is the mom talk.
I was only there for two guest groups.
We had Polly and Kara from The Challenge.
They were fine.
So, and then we had, who else came?
Stassi's friends, cause Stassi's new show
is coming out on Hulu.
And so that cast of that show came.
They were there and then we had like a goth.
What do you think about that whole thing
about how Stassi was talking about how her husband,
and how did the husband meet,
okay, so Stassi, it was a very funny scene,
but Stassi's husband, I guess,
didn't grow up with his sister.
Were they like adopted or something?
What's the story behind, why did they meet later in life?
I think there's just like,
one's in Italy and one's in the US, maybe?
Oh, okay.
And so then when they connected
and he got her name tattooed on him,
but he doesn't have Stassi's name on him.
And it was just classic Stassi of just being like,
am I not the number one woman in your life type of thing?
But it was really funny and poor Bo is just like,
what is, who is this? But it was, you know, reminded us of that. Yes, she's grown up, but she still is.
Yeah, she still has. She's still that girl, you know? So that was like pretty entertaining
and with the friends and stuff. So, um, so who else? So they're the challenge people, who else?
There was this Australian DJ.
There was like goth queer people.
They were fun.
They're very party, a lot of drinking.
Then who else did we have?
We had a group of LA concierges.
They all have like the big, fake tits, fake everything. Just very LA. So you're like, you need to put a top on. Didn't. Is that? Yeah. They all have like the big Boom.
fake tits, fake everything.
Just very LA.
That's when you're like, you need to put a top on.
Didn't you say that?
Yeah. And one of the scene,
like the girls were walking around,
they're all beautiful, very sweet,
but they are wearing like this smallest tops.
And I'm like, we're in a castle, babe.
You know?
And there's like ghosts.
There's, you know, there's, let's
There's ghosts in the castle?
Probably.
There's a part where they do like Ouija board.
I think Stasi did it with the-
What ghosts do they think they were?
One was the castle, they told us,
it was like the 1700s that was built.
And they used to come-
I don't know, it was something like that.
I don't know.
Wow.
Yeah.
No, it was a cool castle.
It was huge.
Do you think if it comes back,
it'll be in that same castle or somewhere else? I think somewhere else. Yeah, no, it was a cool castle. They were ghost hunting. It was huge. Do you think if it comes back, it'll be in that same castle or somewhere else?
I think somewhere else.
Yeah, I'm hoping Spain.
I wanna go to the beach.
I'm like, if this could be a beach vacation,
I'd go back.
Oh, because you were like,
we're like in the countryside?
Yeah, yeah, countryside.
And we aren't, we can't,
I will say in season one,
they only left and y'all did like excursions like twice.
But for us we, pretty much every week
after the guests would leave, we would go to the lake
or we'd go out into town and stuff like that.
So that was cool, it made you feel like famous
because we're having like a big dinner
in the middle of Orvieto and all these people
are just like staring at you and they don't know
who you are but they're taking photos.
Oh my gosh, because they see all the cameras and stuff.
Yes, they must be somebody, yes.
And how have you guys been recognized just on the street?
Everyone, it's been positive, I feel like.
So yeah, I've had a great positive experience.
Oh, you were saying that you believe that Marciano, your ex,
was here and was supposed to go to Sheena's party,
but he didn't go.
Yeah.
Well, him and Sheena, I think Marciano was friends with Brock before,
and so they've been friends for the past few years.
And then I think Marciano, Sheena, and Demi were all friends.
And then last night, Demi was going to the party, so Marciano couldn't go.
Oh.
That also happened to the, there's that Hulu event a week ago,
and so he got disinvited because-
That's the whole post that he put out, and so he got disinvited because.
That's the whole post that he put out,
saying when you get disinvited.
Oh, that Hulu event that was outside.
Yeah. Yeah, let's get real.
With Spencer Pratt and everybody, oh.
Yeah, I mean, but I will say it's probably good
he's not at these events. And what did he write?
Hero, when you get disinvited to a Hulu event
because you're scared what I'm gonna tell your husband.
Yeah, he's messy.
He likes- Very messy.
I mean, he's 30- I think that's what she was trying to say
is like, he's making a bigger deal.
Like, listen, you know,
if the friendship was a friendship
and that's all she wanted,
like sometimes women, you know,
I think it's wrong to have any kind of emotional affair,
you know, but sometimes it's wrong to have any kind of emotional affair,
but sometimes it's just like, it's just a tension.
And she probably had no intention of ever doing possibly getting with him or showing a tit or whatever.
And so that's maybe what she means like, please,
I was just like having fun with this like hot guy.
Yeah.
And they're both so new to like being famous and stuff.
It's probably like all of that kind of chatting and talking.
What do you think the future of him's about?
I'm gonna be honest, I don't think he's attractive.
Who, Marziano?
I don't.
Yeah.
I don't think he's that cute.
I mean, I think he was a good choice, but like, I don't think he's. Yeah. I don't think he's that cute. I mean, I think he was a good choice,
but like, I don't think he's,
I don't think he's Jack Taylor.
No, he doesn't have that charm.
He doesn't have the charm,
I don't think he has the personality.
I don't know.
He just likes to yell.
He yells, he gets mad.
When you guys were together, would he yell at you?
No, I yell more.
Yeah, like I would dominate him.
No, we were all together yesterday and they're both,
it was just me, her and Marciano in the hotel room
and they just yelled at each other.
I'm like, actually shut up.
It gets to a point where it's like there's no cameras.
Stop yelling.
What are you guys yelling about?
He just gets under my skin.
Like he'll say things.
Like what?
What did he say?
I mean, I started it.
Also you started it yesterday.
I did start it yesterday.
Yeah, hell you.
Well, I'm just, yeah, we were just talking about, he was mad about the Sheena thing and then I'm just like, stop bringing it yesterday. I did start it yesterday. Yeah, hell you. Well, I'm just, yeah, we were just talking about
he was mad about the Sheena thing,
and then I'm just like, stop bringing it up.
So wait, so he was going and what?
Just Sheena or somebody else just texted him
and said, don't go, don't come.
I don't know what it was.
Did he?
I don't even know if he was invited in the first place,
but I know he was.
They were close, but I don't think they're close anymore. Okay way I got it, okay, so I've known Sheena for years,
you know, and I saw her at Stagecoach and everything,
and I was at her birthday last year.
But I got invited, and it was through this app, okay?
And I'm like, oh god, not another fucking app thing.
Just tell me where it is.
And it's like, oh, it's in Woodland Hills.
Well, that's where my, I'm selling that house,
but I have a house in Woodland Hills.
And I'm like, oh my God, I wonder where it is.
And then, but like, you have to do the app thing
and then like get the email and like all this other,
and you know, and then it was like, absolutely no plus ones.
And I was like, all right, I'm fine like going alone.
And so then, so then my other friends, Brandi and Julie,
I tell them and I go, but it says no plus ones.
And they're like, well, we know Sheena.
So Sheena's like, yeah, of course, come.
She's like, I just did that because I
didn't want like randos coming.
Yeah.
That's fair.
But the truth is, when we got there,
there was not even anybody checking a name.
Oh, really?
No, it was really just like walking into a normal party
that had like, you know, nice food and drinks.
Yeah, you could have brought someone.
Yeah, you could have absolutely just walked in off the street. Good to know. Next year, her drinks. Yeah, you could have brought someone. Yeah, you could have absolutely
just walked in off the street.
Good to know, next year, her friend.
Yeah, we'll come next year.
Sheena, if you're listening, no.
But, oh, I wouldn't, yeah, probably, maybe she did.
I wonder if he got the invite.
Yeah, I don't know.
We'll find out, we'll text him after this.
Is he freaking out that he's off the show
and may not come back and this fun could end for him?
Oh no, he's like confident.
He's like, I'm coming back, I know it.
Like he, yeah.
I don't think he thinks so.
But I don't know, like I don't know
if they are bringing him back or if he's coming.
He was one of the people that the whole season here
at the four episodes he was on, he's like,
yeah, I could never get fired.
I could never get fired.
And then they fire him.
It's like, it was nice.
Humbling.
Yeah.
So who is actually good at the job?
Like actually doing the work, like really efficient.
I, I mean.
You got fired, babe.
What?
You got fired. Fucking. Just? You got fired. Fuck you.
Just kidding. No, she... Hannah's a good server.
I'm a really good server. Like, yeah.
And Lisa's actually taught me a lot in serving.
But Gabriella's on it.
What did she tell you that you didn't know from being a server all the years in the past?
What's the thing the candle goes in?
Candle Abra?
Yeah, I didn't know what that was.
So she should...
She would always say it and I'm like, what is she talking about?
Like I had no idea.
Is that the only thing she taught you?
No, she taught me more.
But I'm hoping you didn't want it.
But what is something else though?
Like is there a trick that a server should know?
Yeah, I mean.
That you did not know?
The whole setting, the table, never knew any of that.
And the first, yeah.
How did you set the table then?
Well, it's like the little spoon, the little fork. I never knew that. Because I work in like nightclub lounge. Oh, because you did lounge. first, yeah. How did you set the table then? Well, it's like the little spoon, the little fork.
I never knew that.
Cause I work in nightclub lounge.
Oh, okay.
Well that makes sense.
Yeah, so I learned a lot of fine dining from her.
I was a waiter and I learned that.
And I also learned how to fold a napkin
and I still remember how to do it.
Oh yeah.
How I do this thing where then it looks like a little tent.
Yeah.
So what, wait, what else?
Oh, so what did you guys do last night?
You said you had a crazy night last night.
What did we do?
Yeah you ended up sharing a room with Marciano.
Shut up, he was supposed to go in his room.
We all went to In-N-Out after.
After what?
What did you do?
Where did we go, Warwick?
We had a reunion party, it's just Sasi and Lisa were there.
We all watched the reunion
because it came out last night.
Okay, where was the party at?
Gravitas in Beverly Hills, I don't know. So we're there, we all watched the reunion because it came out last night. And then- Where was the party at?
Gravitas in Beverly Hills, I don't know. I'm not from there.
And then we went to Sir after, and then we went to Tom Tom.
So we're just drinking, having fun.
We went out somewhere in West Hollywood.
Yeah, were people approaching you there?
No.
Did they recognize you there yet?
Did anyone at Tom Tom, they did, didn't they?
Yeah, someone at Sir.
Yeah, we took a couple pictures.
Okay, uh-huh.
And then, yeah, we went to a nightclub,
then Marciano and Hagen was hungry,
so we all walked to In-N-Out,
then walked back to the hotel.
And then Marciano started throwing up in my room.
Yeah.
Oh, because you were so drunk with In-N-Out?
Yeah, we just drank too much.
Yeah. Oh, okay.
Yeah.
You can't handle, he's like a 32 year old server
who can't handle his alcohol, but.
So how did your parents feel about you
giving away your finance job to be a housekeeper on TV?
My parents were honestly really supportive
because it's one of those things
where I tried my best to keep my job
and they're like, no.
So my dad was like, go for it, you can always go back.
And I will say, I feel like this experience
has brought us closer.
We've always been close, but I'm doing a lot more
and saying raunchier things.
This is when I'm around them, I'm like, they're Catholic.
You know, I have to, I mean, I'm still myself,
but I'm not saying sex jokes and stuff like that.
And so they've definitely seen a different side of me.
And- Do they like watching the show? Yeah, they really like. And so they've definitely seen a different side of me. And-
Do they like watching the show?
Yeah, they really like.
And some of my distant relatives,
I never really came out to them
because it's like, I'm not close with them.
So I know they've watched the show and they're like,
you're gay, right?
I mean, they've known, but it's like official.
So shout out to Hulu for that.
It's official, Hagen is gay.
Okay, before we wrap up, like, what are,
what do you want people, what's the best part about being
on a reality show and what's the worst?
The best part of being on a reality show, I have to say,
probably meeting the people and getting to work with the crew.
I love the crew you work with.
And then the worst part, probably like when you're sleeping
and there's a camera in your face or when the lights come on, I hate that like when you're sleeping and there's a camera in your face
or when the lights come on, I hate that.
While you're sleeping.
Yeah, like lights come on at 7 a.m., no matter what.
Like I'm in prison. Automatically.
Yeah, it's very.
Yeah, like you have to like clap twice
to like get your lights off
and then if you start talking in your room
and your lights are off, they'll turn the lights on
so they could like see the conversation.
Oh.
I will say it's pretty traumatizing.
It's a little bit more Big Brother-ish
than a regular reality show.
Because with Vanderpump Rules or any other show,
you go home to your apartment, and sometimes they follow you,
but sometimes they don't.
But you're really on 24-7.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you ever have a day off, like off-off mic off your back
and for the whole six weeks. Mm-hmm
Oh
Sundays were our days where they I think only half the crew was there and we were still filming and nothing would really happen
But yeah, we're always mic'd up and so sometimes in the morning
I'd wake up and like start talking and they're like your mic. Yeah, they'll like yell you make mic. Yeah
He's run away. And then what about you? What are your two favorite, your favorite and the worst?
I mean, favorite, I love the camera.
Like I love the attention, you know?
I love performing, I love stuff like that.
So that was really fun.
When you were growing up,
even though you went into like finance,
you said you did like theater and stuff.
Did you want to be, you know, in front of the camera,
but kind of afraid to pursue it or?
Yeah, it was one of those things where I've always liked,
I don't still don't know what I want to do,
but it was one of those, I like,
what am I even trying to say right now?
I love the attention and I-
I love that you're saying that and being honest,
like that you knew that, that you know that about yourself.
Yeah, it was one of those things where my parent,
my dad was like, honestly, just get a degree,
and then with this degree, you can do anything with it.
And so I have the degree, now I'm doing this,
and yeah, I don't know.
Good.
The worst thing about it, it is a little traumatizing,
and we don't have our phones.
We'd get our phones 10 minutes a week
to call home or whatever, and all of that's like recorded.
So you really can't say anything.
And so you start dreaming about these people
because you're not, we don't really don't have music.
They'll play music for like five minutes
when we're filming like a dance sequence or something.
There's no TV.
And so your dreams start to, it's everyone in the cast.
It's really weird.
Wow.
Yeah, that's cool.
I mean, that's cool though.
And then are you pushing your social media?
How are you trying to parlay this into other things?
He is really good at TikTok.
He pushes TikToks a lot.
So I'm learning from him how to do that.
He's like, what are you doing, girl?
You don't even know how to take a picture.
Yeah, anytime she does a lip syncing thing,
her lips are completely off.
Whatever.
At least I'm posting.
And are you guys getting a lot of people in your DMs
that want to be romantic with you or asking you out?
Not really.
Someone DMed me and said that I reminded them
of their dead friend.
I was like, thank you.
And a lot of people are like,
can we do poppers together?
Can we go to a club?
Some girl invited me to her 21st birthday
in Philadelphia in like October.
I didn't respond to that, but I'll go maybe.
I think the only DM I had from someone
was Danny Amadola and Johnny Bananas.
Oh. Yeah.
I was just like, hey girl.
Yeah.
Hey girl, hey. Well, I think, yeah, Danny lives in Austin, so.
Well, I mean, you're so pretty.
Like, you've never done any other modeling or anything?
No, nothing.
Really?
What about in high school?
Were you like the cheerleader, the problem child?
The problem child.
No, I've never done any modeling, nothing.
I mean, they must have been so excited when they found you guys. The problem child. No, I've never done any modeling. Nothing.
I mean, they must have been so excited when they found you guys.
Yeah, like we have a crazy one on our hands.
Yeah.
And you're 2.0.
No, I'm good.
Okay.
Well, I really enjoyed talking to you guys. I think the future is bright.
I think you guys have your heads on straight.
I may never hear of you again,
or you might be the biggest things in the world,
but I think it's good that you did the show
and I think it was a fun experience
and I think we will hear more from both of you
and I like your friendship.
Thank you.
And thank you for coming on Jeezycript. Tell everybody where they can follow you.
You can follow me on Instagram at hanafouch2hs,
and then TikTok at hanafouch.
And I'm on TikTok and Instagram, hagen underscore buck.
Thank you so much for having us.
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