Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Poppers, Anne Heche, and DUIs with Justin Martindale
Episode Date: August 18, 2022Big announcement! I am coming to see you! Get tickets at heathermcdonald.net Comedian Justin Martindale is here! Love is Blind couple is divorcing. A woman is facing murder charges for sneaking her l...over meth in prison. We get into Anne Heche’s accident and the conspiracy theories surrounding it. Anne’s past with Ellen and Rosie O’Donnell is coming to light. Amber Heard got new attorneys while Johnny got jobs. Did Melissa and Joe do the right thing for everyone by not attending Teresa’s wedding? Bryce Howard made less than Chris Pratt. Brandy Granville gets all mama bear on a thirsty TikTok girl. Then Justin brought major scoop on why Pete broke up with Kim is confirmed. Demi’s new song is out, and the lyrics are juicy. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop.
I have one of everyone's favorite.
The adorable, great hair, chocolate eyes,
tall to light, Justin Martin Dale.
Welcome back, we're weeks away from official fall.
And a summer sadness is set in.
Mm-hmm.
And oh, I like your shirt.
Drink your juice, Shelby.
Thank you.
One of the greatest lines.
Of ever like any Hollywood movie.
What was that movie called?
Still Magnolia.
Still Magnolia's.
And she had that horrible wig.
Yeah, the horrible.
The Julia Roberts really suffered. I guess they just, honestly, wig. Yeah, the horrible. Julia Roberts really suffered.
I guess they just, honestly, 30 years ago,
didn't have good wig back then.
No.
Because she also had, should that horrible wig,
also JLo had a horrible wig when she was a...
Name's Jennifer Affleck, okay?
Okay, sorry, when she was escaping her abusive husband
in, what was that one she should have really cute
husband but then he bought her a perfect house and then he was mean to her and
she had to escape to Seattle in a horrible wig. Look it up. I don't know. Oh my
god it was. I don't watch Jennifer Lopez movie. Jala was a waitress. Oh. And then
this gorgeous guy. Made him waitress and then this gorgeous guy
know this gorgeous guy his friend go to a restaurant and they make a bet who
can get her
and then the the guy gets her and there he's so so sweet enough enough
and then he's so so sweet and they're driving around in like
like an area that looks like the best part of pastadena
and then like with big like houses and, you know,
but that still have charm.
And then he walks in, knocks in the door,
he's like, my wife would really like this house.
And she's like, and though he's like,
watch that for sale, but he's such a great guy.
He gives him an office.
So then she gets this beautiful house and the minute they move in,
he's cheating and he's awful.
And she takes their daughter and escapes and has to cut her hair short, but it's actually just a horrible
wig to escape his weirdness and abusiveness.
That's Pasadena for you.
And not without my bad wig.
Yes.
That's the movie.
Oh yeah.
You don't ever need a wig.
You're so cute.
And you'll be joining me in Las Vegas.
You guys, these are live juicies scoops.
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We can eat a lot of food.
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And I might even have more surprise guests,
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I like to do a Vegas one night or when you're in LA.
You wake up, you get cute at home, okay?
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And then you wear like a pretty cute outfit for when you get there for like walking around
and having like a cute, long shopping little.
Then you go back to your, then you check in your room, then you get your slut outfit on.
Oh yeah, ho it up.
Right, then you have like, you know, dinner maybe not,
maybe go to my show and then eat late
because it's been, you know,
it's all gonna be a good time.
You're gonna do it all.
And it's gonna feel like you've been there for three weeks.
Right, that's all you need.
One day.
Or if you do a couple nights and you do like one
a little crazier night, one a little more chill night,
it doesn't matter.
You can do it.
It's all at Heather McDonnell.net.
And also Justin is joining me in a Texas weekend.
Yeah, so can't wait for that.
He's coming home, coming home.
Because if you guys don't know, Justin
is a little Texas baby and so
we're going to San Antonio Houston Dallas in November you're also coming with me
in St. Paul and Chicago but all the dates which include some with Chris
Frenjola as well will be at Heather McDonald.net. Okay breaking news you guys I
know this is shocking but a couple who got married on a reality show called
Love is Blind,
where they had to ask each other to marry each other without a accept, without ever
seeing one another, got married, and they have now announced their divorce.
And just like the title of this show, I did not see this one coming.
So good.
Yeah, I did.
I mean, this is the one like you said earlier.
This is the second season.
The second season, he liked another girl.
Right.
And then was like, and that girl was like, no,
I mean, somebody else, which then she didn't choose anybody
in the end that girl.
She's anybody.
And then he was like, all right, you'll do.
Come on.
Yeah.
And she was like, well, let me try and figure it out.
And she tried. I'm not going to lie. She did try. you'll do come on yeah and she was like well let me try and figure it out and
she tried i'm not going to let she did try i want to say
i feel like they were the only couple that officially got married after that
this is not see from that season that day of the weddings
i feel like they were the only ones that went through it with
and he's gonna do her research. She's tapping away. There was. Oh, right. Let's, let's go on. Let me tell you what their statement was.
Joint statement. What's going on, family? After much thought, we're saddened to share that
we have separated and we'll begin the process of divorcing. Well, we have love for one for
each other. Our lives are going in different directions and that's okay. Coming to this decision was far from easy. You know, I just want someone to be like,
hey, we're getting divorced. It was actually the easiest decision of my fucking life
because I hate this motherfucker. He hates me. I hate him. We're miserable. We hate
world is ending. We're not going to waste another day. So talk about it. Please talk about it on your
podcast. Don't give us privacy. No. We met on a reality show. We don't want privacy. No. We don't
need to tear down a wall because there was one put up to begin with. You know, it's like he, I got
new dick. He got new dick. We all got new dick. Everybody's just having fun. Come into this decision
was far from easy and we will always wish each other the absolute
best.
Will you?
Will you though?
Will you really?
I, my new saying is Danielle and Nick are together.
Danielle and Nick, I don't even remember them, but anyway, they're still together.
They're happy and together.
What if they were planning on like divorcing this month and now they're like, well now
we got to weight about two
Because we won't get as much
Actions
No, but like you know, whatever was just hey, we're good to go okay
So coming to this decision was far from easy and we will always wish each other. Oh what else get wishing each other best
Everyone always says I wish you all the best in the world. I wish you the best. I wish you the best
Be honest. There's people like your world. I wish you the best. I wish you the best. Be honest.
There's people like your ex that you're like, no,
I don't wish you to get a terminal disease.
I don't wish for your house to burn down.
I don't wish anything bad to happen to your parents.
But do I really wish you the best?
No.
Do I wish that you'll come up with some creative idea
and then it's patented?
And now you're like a billionaire
and you're like hanging out with, you know,
assholes like Megan Markle.
Like, do I wish that?
Yeah.
No, I don't think I wish that.
No, do I wish that you're riding a bicycle one day
and like a little toddler runs out in front of you
and you get sidetracked and then fall into a woodchipper.
Maybe.
I don't know, but I wish you the best.
Yeah. Yeah.
I wish you, how about just like,
I wish you, in average existence,
where on occasion, you'll regret that you were mean to me.
Yeah.
And you'll regret that you didn't love me more
and try to make it work because I'm amazing.
Yeah.
Honestly, that's what I wish you.
That's what I wish, I wish the best.
Yeah.
I want you to have the best.
We hope you all give us some space.
We are, we don't even remember you.
As we close this chapter of our life.
Oh.
Thank you to our close friends and family
for loving us both through our experience,
to the love of Blind family and Netflix.
Thank you for this unforgettable opportunity and support.
Both of us will also be available to come back on and find new love or be part of a live
experience.
Ask questions, put us up at a free hotel.
Let me do a meet and greet, bring me a brand deal.
All of that we
We wish each other the best. What if they do a Vegas show called the love is blind experience? It's probably already happening past two and then they put people put people in the audience
Yes, who can yes already in the world?
hosted by Igana. Yes already in whatever works
Each of you have brought overwhelming love and joy into our lives each of you
Don't put me in this the people that are just following you, I haven't brought over love and joy,
or the, or the Netflix people brought over love and joy.
I got stoned and watched this show because it was that option.
This experience has taught us so much about ourselves, vulnerability and love.
We don't regret a single thing.
No, of course you don't,
because you didn't have this good of a life prior.
Your life is so much better for going on this dumb show.
100%.
You don't have to keep a regular job anymore.
You probably have enough that you could like pay
for your apartment and total around and take photos.
That's it.
I gotta forget these two. I mean, I want to forget take photos. That's it. I gotta forget these two.
I mean, I want to forget these two.
I love it.
I love it.
Here's a weird, strange sad, kind of sad,
knowing is sad, but strange.
A Tennessee woman comes out of people magazine
who allegedly slipped a jail inmate math while kissing him
is charged with murder after he dies of overdose.
You had me at Tennessee woman.
So I was kind of like, wait, what?
Because first I was like, wait, is it a correctional officer
who like, and they were both doing math?
No.
So she went to visit him.
It was her boyfriend.
She had a balloon of math in her mouth,
ripped it out from under her tongue, kissed him, put it in his mouth.
I seek his intention.
There's two thoughts.
The defense might be, I did this because he wanted to kill himself.
But I think the intent was, I'm giving it to you for you to use at your leisure between
making noodles and working out.
Like, say, like say, like get your thing, take it out,
put it under there and be like Friday night, I'm going off.
But I think he swallowed it.
And I think by swallowing, I think he died maybe
from the, like a swallowing of a balloon. Yeah, it's a was it a balloon. And is it like a water balloon, I think he died maybe from the, like, a swallowing of balloon.
Yeah, so was it in balloon?
And is it like a water balloon, like, with a big tail,
like a big rubber tail?
Well, no, it's just like a tiny little balloon
with a little knot, and she kissed him, like,
a la poison ivy and Batman.
So are there special drug tiny balloons
versus, like, colorful balloons that use for water balloons
and, like, balloon walls, like, the Kardashians have? There's different balloons. Okay, they and like balloon walls like the Kardashians have,
there's different balloons.
Okay, they're not putting math in the Kardashian balloons
at their parties, like those balloon clusters
not filled with math.
One of those going out of style.
I mean, get out of here.
No offense to the women that may have made their lives
for the King of Balloon clusters.
But my problem is-
I don't need a metallic cream balloon cluster.
You know, I never even like bought balloons
for my kids birthday
Oh, who cares like they killed ducks. They fly in plain plane engines. They I don't I think they're lame
All right, but anyways, yeah back to what's important meth balloons. Yes, I think she she put this in a song
I don't think she was like pop off on Friday because A, there's no syringes in prison or spoons.
And like to do meth, you have to like, you know,
don't you have to like warm it up and inject it or like,
well I guess you could swallow it.
No, I think it was sniffing stuff.
Yeah, but I mean like, I mean, it's in a balloon.
Like I don't think this is a giant fan take balloon.
I think there's different ways to do it
just like there is to make a great cocktail.
You can do a just straight tequila out of a bottle.
Yeah.
You can put it over a fancy cube.
You can mix it with different drinks,
splash pineapples, juice, whatever.
You know, I think it's the same thing with meth.
You can do it with a proper utensil
and maybe like shoot it up.
You can, I'm thinking even if you just aid it
when that still get in your system
yeah i would also kill you if you got in the stomach
but also i love this like that going your stomach anyway what's got a bur
well i'm telling you i think it was the balloon that fucked it up i think the
but what the balloon is what fucked it up because he had to like swallowed it
and like i guess there is enough in there that like
when through his body and killed him
but i do think that uh...
first of all of this marthas steward correctional facility here and you're
like there's
mezcal and pineapple juice
no not at the prison i'm just saying how you can consume alcohol in many ways
just like i think you can consume
these drugs you're deadly and awful don't ever try it and I haven't
I think you don't know how to do it. I think he was on parole for 11 years.
I think it was up for parole rather in 11 years and she was just like,
you know what, I'm out of here.
And I think I think this was like an arranged thing.
Well, I think that's a good buy. I think that's got to be heard defense that it
was an arranged thing and she was helping
with like assisted suicide. As a prosecutor I'm going to say it wasn't. Yeah. And you
caused this to happen maybe not intentionally but we're going to get you on second degree.
Or like that he was like or he was going to out her on something and she's like baby
I was like, well that's a juicier thing. But also, I always thought they never moved me.
I've seen there, like, don't hug, don't touch.
So they snuck away, they got a kiss.
He also looks like, like, like, like.
Was it been the same guards that worked at the,
with Epstein?
Oh my God, that would be amazing.
But he also was.
God.
Like, these are the worst guards ever, anyway.
Or not.
But he's also giving me like top 24 American Idol season two
vibes, you know what I mean?
Like that guy who just has a guitar. He doesn't make it quite to top 12 or whatever.
And so then he's like, God, it was so close and then starts doing math.
Well, and you know his the parents of this guy, he has any or like, she was the horrible
bad influence. Oh, for sure. Yeah. I mean, look at that look she's giving. That's right, I did it.
No, do it again.
Well, I think that's her in the back of a cop car and she's annoyed.
Oh, yeah, she's mad.
She's mad.
I'm sorry.
I don't think that was like a happy day for my Instagram.
She got arrested at the waffle house.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaking of which, I talked about a little bit of this on Patreon.
But do you remember that story about the only fans girl whose boyfriend was stabbed
a bunch of times by her and she said it was criminal defense.
I mean, not criminal, self-defense.
Anyway, they did arrest her.
Good.
And they found footage of her hitting him in an elevator.
Oh, I did see that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She went to town on him too.
Yeah, it doesn't look good
Kid kuddy cutie kid cutie
He's just a singer what song is this big song tell me I
Listen to pop your music so I know I'm gonna know what you listen to more hip hop than I do what is a song?
With you you're like jamming out he told Kanye like get it together dude like stop dragging her feet on filing with camera saying I don't know why good I'm
glad I'm glad I paid just now I like him even more okay let's talk about the
Anne Hayes stuff okay so Anne Hayes as you guys now know all the things
leading up so she she did a she, had a podcast with a girl named Heather,
it's called, and and Heather better together.
She has a movie coming out, which she plays a mom looking
for her daughter who has been sex trafficking.
And I saw the trailer and it looks really good.
And people on TikTok and other places
are having a conspiracy theory, thinking that this wasn't
what we thought, which we think it was using
some type of elicit drugs.
Sentinel.
And was speeding down the street, which we saw
the video of her speeding out of the street,
crashed into a house, her caught on fire, she caught on fire,
and they covered her, so the helicopter below,
you think she's dead, other people that have worked
in paramedic type of things, they know you have to cover them
when they're burn victims because you don't want particles
and dust to get on them.
So then as they're putting her in the ambulance, you see her pop up and
like grab the and so people like, oh my god, they're they're trying to kill her because
she's in this movie about sex trafficking. Now, now the movie is set to come out anyway
and it's on lifetime. Yeah, so it's not like it would be different if I'd listen.
Conspiracy people, if you told me that she had a movie coming out,
that was going to expose who was on the Epstein list with video of them
getting BJs from 17 year old girls on the island proving that they were there. And she had it. And she was doing a documentary about it.
And then this happened. I'd be like, whoa. on the island proving that they were there and she had it and she was doing a documentary about it
and then this happened, I'd be like, whoa,
but she was just cast in a movie
that looks actually really good, it's on lifetime
and really important subject and seems to be,
from what I saw in the trailer,
like a pretty honest portrayal of how this can happen.
Like the girl, her daughter has issues drugs, but then she's better. And
then she, her old boyfriend, who she did drugs with, comes back into her life. And she's
like, no, I don't want to be, and he literally grabs her. And now she's trapped in a room.
And then a hotel room and men start coming in and they give her more drugs. And I think
that's why it's so hard to protect these girls that you're like are they missing or they not and then to
the world it's like
oh she was just a drug addict who became
uh... a prostitute
and i think that's where like the line of like
sex trafficking is so confusing
yeah but anyway the that's what the movies about i don't think that's what
happened it's very sad she
has died
from the from you know the the injuries of this horrible accident.
I think now that I didn't know what the subject matter
of the movie was, but now I'm putting it together
because they said that they did find fentanyl
and cocaine in her system.
Yes.
And I'm wondering if she was like a method actor
and was trying...
But she's not the one, it was her daughter in it.
Well, I mean, but I mean, maybe she was like, what's it like to go through this?
You know what I mean?
And then maybe she got a little tonic.
Are you being serious? Are you being serious? Are you being joking?
Now I'm being serious! I think it's just so weird how all of a sudden, like,
oh, she has cocaine and fentanyl in her body.
Well, that's also part of the conspiracy theory too. Yeah.
I did someone give it to her.
Yeah, yeah, because here's the thing I found this out actually last night.
Yes.
Yes.
20 minutes before the crash, she was somewhere over in Venice.
Right.
And she bought a red wig.
Correct. Was she buying the red wig to put on to be an alias to be
undercover to buy the fentanyl and the cocaine. So people weren't like, oh,
Anne Hays bought drugs for me. Could be. I also thought the fact that she just
bought this wig in a rush because the guy said, you know, she wanted this red wig and he's like, I'm a hairdresser too.
So do you want it trimmed?
Do you want it side to the bay?
Do you want the J-Lo enough love?
Yeah, like, do you want what do you want?
She's like, no, I just want it like this.
And but he said that she was nice and did not seem high at all.
Yeah, no.
And so then also when she hits the first, like, which is like
an apartment building complex, why is she that a part like that's where I was like, is that
where she's going to get her drugs? Let's say she really willingly had her issue with drugs.
And so she was like, all right, let me get this wig. Let me go get these drugs.
But then when the security guard was like whoa whoa whoa
you just hit this like house.
No no with the first thing at the apartment
it didn't look like that bad of damage.
And so that's when she takes off
because I think she like interpreted the security guard
as like real cop or whatever.
And she wanted to like get away.
And then the speeding, I don't know why she was feeding so fast why she lost control
of the car was it was it a Tesla no that was the mini Cooper
oh wow i thought it was like a Tesla that was going you know cuz you they can
accelerate so fast no she must have been going that fast for a while
then now clips have been showing up of her talking really honestly about her life with her
co-host where she said, like Ellen, she says, Ellen kept me from getting work that she
was awful and, you know, that which totally makes sense.
Yeah, because we all know Ellen is a peach.
And she has a lot of power.
And so not only does she ever daytime talk show,
but she has all these powerful people come on her show
that she's friends with.
Then she has the studio behind her,
the network behind her, and all it takes is you
and I know to just be like, you know,
if you do hire Anne H. for this,
like someone will be like,
and who I thought could be great
as this single mom in this series is Anne Hage.
And all it takes is someone else to be like,
mm, you know what, we'd really like to promote
this series on Ellen.
Let's look at some other people to play this role
besides Anne Hage.
That's all blackballing really is.
But Ellen's not on anymore.
I know, but this is prior to that.
So she says that's what she believes.
However, it's not like she hasn't worked.
It's not the current kind of like flatline for sure.
But when they were listing all the things she was in,
I'm like, well, I was even aware
that she was working that much.
So she was clearly working.
But if she started a podcast with her friend name Heather,
she wasn't getting enough work.
Yeah.
It was definitely not getting enough work.
If she had to go down this route and spill all her beans on a podcast versus like getting
a big book deal and then she also said this thing about Rosie.
Rosie O'Connell?
Yes.
She said that when she was dating Ellen 20 years ago, which was quite controversial, Ellen
had just come out, but Ann was known as a straight actress on the rise.
They saw each other party.
They started to date, and Anne certainly was not hiding it.
And Ellen did not need to hide it anymore.
And so they were out and about.
And I remember Anne H. had a movie with Harrison Ford.
That was a big blockbuster.
And she was really like,
she was like,
six days and seven nights.
Yes, people thought she,
I remember they kept showing the preview.
Something just swam out my pants.
It was like a big line.
Anyway, it a,
it was supposed to have all this sexual chemistry and everything.
And she's supposed to be this like up and coming star.
And it was kind of like for people to be like,
but wait, she's a lesbian. Like it like for people to be like, but wait,
she's a lesbian.
Like, it wasn't great to be out and get that time.
Find for Ellen as a comedian talk to the host and it wasn't always, but it was doing really
well for her.
She goes on to do Rosie, according to Ann and this podcast.
And or she meets Rosie or something and Rosie says to her do not bring up you and
Ellen maybe they weren't out at this time or something which is like don't bring up Ellen
or I won't you know and your gay relationship that's not what my show is about because this
time Rosie's day time show was about her wanting to fuck Tom Cruise it. Oh yeah like
throwing kush balls in the audience. She's like he's a cutie-poto-tee in the whole thing,
where she's just adopting kids as a single woman,
but rubbing it out to Tom Cruise every night,
which totally believable.
Completely believable story.
So.
I just picture, I keep picturing her
as like the other sister on the bus.
Yes, exactly.
But like rubbing one out to Tom Cruise.
So when Ann was in the hospital,
after this, Rosie did go on TikTok and say,
I wanna apologize because 2001 or something,
I did make fun of the fact that Ann had a mental breakdown
and thought she saw aliens or was like found on a lawn.
I remember that Ann, like tinfoil hat, like found on a lawn. I remember that, Ann.
Like tinfoil hat, like,
in the bushes, just like talking to birds.
Yeah, that's it.
Yes, so there was that sociopolitist for that.
And then,
oh, and then someone brought to my attention
that Rosie's daughter with the,
her wife that was the Nickelodeon exec.
The one that ran away.
Yes, she named Kelly. They have a daughter that Kelly gave birth to I guess named Vivian and
She's in college and she's gorgeous and she's kind of funny and
She was like talking about her life with Rosie and like my mom Rosie didn't give me a she calls her row
I wrote and give me a normal childhood and stuff.
And people sent to me like,
ooh shit's going on, it wasn't, they're totally good.
Her and Rosie are totally good,
this girl's like completely great.
Yeah.
And anyway, so that's all, it's just a lot that has come out,
but also when they got a hold of Ellen
before Ann passed, unfortunately,
but after the, you know,
because Ann's like X's that are the fathers ellen before and passed unfortunately but after the you know because and psych
uh...
exes that are the fathers of her two sons and stuff for saying like really
nice thing her ex-boyfriend was saying i think
ellen was like so rude
it was kind of like she's like what uh... yeah wow that's unfortunate yeah that's
unfortunate thing ever kids
yeah she was like who
like i was really ready for ellen to pull them right carry like i don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying.
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I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I just, I get where the conspiracy theories are coming
because I was confused too because it was like,
she's brain dead, but her heart's still working
and I was like that.
Well, they were like, they were,
they called it California dead.
California dead, which is the new California sober.
Right, which is, we're, you are dead.
You are going to die.
But we're keeping you on the life support
because you thank God, beautiful thing,
is that she wanted to donate her organs,
which you have to put on your california lysis,
which I have done too.
Me too!
Everybody, don't take my liver though.
Yeah.
You don't want it.
It's just pickled and spotted.
Nope.
Yeah, I don't know how great mine is.
But like, I totally think my heart is like kickin'. Yeah, I don't know how great mine is.
But like, I totally think my heart is like, kick it.
Yeah, my heart's okay.
Yeah.
And anything else you want, you know, whatever.
My eyes, maybe not, because you're going to have to wear the 125s from Rose.
Oh.
Yeah, 1.25s, that's what these are called.
Oh, yeah, those are, those are, so.
So, if you would have gotten me like five years ago,
Oh, maybe. But, yeah. The California dead. Yeah, so that's five years ago, but yeah, um,
the California dead.
Yeah, so that's what was confusing because they're like,
but yeah.
And did you hear what people magazine said about it?
They were like,
her organs are ready to be harvested.
And then another person,
harvested.
And then another person like literally,
like maybe five days ago
and all this turmoil where maybe she had it now,
it had it been announced that she was not going to make it,
was like this thing about her mother,
I think it was like TMZ or something.
Yeah, oh yeah.
And there was a story.
And there was a story again.
The story was her father and Haysha's mother.
And Haysha's mother,
and Haysha's mother said that and Hays has his father was very religious growing up
and he was secretly gay and he would do poppers you know what poppers are why did
you guys love poppers so much i am so glad this day and i do they pop up pop up
i don't know if he sticks do you put him in a balloon and suck him down your throat
i mean there are ways.
What do you do with them?
Do you really think they're like glow sticks?
No, the way they say poppers, I imagine them to be like a little bit.
Like a party popper.
Almost like, remember tic-tacs, tic-tacs, tic-tacs?
Tic-tacs?
Yeah, how like you could break them apart and there's little pieces?
Aren't tic-tacs little shaky things?
Tic-tacs are the little like pills and the little thing
Anyway, that's what I imagine a popper to look at a tick-tack poppers are video head cleaner
Yes, I know look at your face. Hello darkness my old friend wait wait video head cleaner video head cleaner like VCR cleaner
Like they come in a little file. I know, you can get them at sex shops.
Are you ready for it?
Are you ready?
You can get them at a blockbuster,
what the block VCR?
Not a blockbuster.
Yeah, it's like old video head cleaner to clean,
like the dust out from an old, like a VCR,
but they just continued them before us.
So what does it come like?
They come in like a little,
just can we put a little graphic right here?
Yeah.
They come in like a little yellow and brown bottle.
There's usually like a little lightning bolt.
It's called rush or something like that.
I don't know.
But is it a pill?
No, no, no, it's a liquid and you can keep it in your fridge to keep it cool.
Okay.
And what you do is you open it up and then you sniff it.
And what it does is it opens your, the chemicals release your muscles.
So if you're just, it gives you a very huge head rush and it opens up your
Oh, yeah, and if you're sniffing it doesn't it just last forever? No, no, no, no, no
Because it's not a poppers like
No, honestly, I cannot believe it for the whole time. I thought poppers were just some other little like a quailude
That gait and I was like why are like gait guys into poppers? Why are not more people into poppers were just some other little like a quailude that gank and I was like,
why are like gank eyes into poppers?
Why are not more people into poppers?
Well, you like sniff them and then you get like a crazy head rush.
It gets a little warm.
I don't really think it's for me.
So if you've heard, so you've heard.
It gets a little warm.
I don't like them.
I don't like them, but I do know some people that love them.
But like, yeah, you keep them in the fridge
for about two weeks in the fridge.
Where they more popular in the gay community, yeah.
You know, more popular back in the day
or they just as popular.
They're still popular.
They're still popular.
And like, straight people are getting into them now.
Like, I've seen like Gen Z kids like on dance floors
just being like, just don't poppers.
Has anyone died from poppers?
I don't know, but it's like sniffing.
It's like back in the day when you're huffing spray paint.
It's like that.
So it gives you a rush.
You know one.
That's for like a minute, and then it's done.
One of my all-time favorite interventions.
Was the girl that the girl that went and got into sniffing
the cleaner that you do between your keyboards?
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
It feels like a walking on sunshine.
That was her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she.
I've never even, I've never cleaned my keyboard
back in the day and I never had the cleaner.
And she went like nine bottles
and they had to like tell her,
like she'd be like, I need to clean my.
Yeah, like how many computers do you have?
Yeah, she's like, I wish I had a father.
Like it was the best.
The best mix of that is intervention meets,
walking on sunshine, and they do a montage of it
with the music in the background.
I'll send it to you.
It's phenomenal.
But going back, so Anne Hayes.
I think that girl's okay.
Can you look her up?
Yeah.
The girl that did that, what would you call it?
The female cleaner.
The female cleaner.
Her name was Andrea, I believe.
I think she's okay.
Let's hope she is okay
But so and Haysha's dad
Would do poppers with his wife because he was secretly gay okay, and he died of AIDS
Okay, so like that came out and then and Haysha's sister one of her sisters died from a car accident after a
Overdose as well.
And another sibling died. Yeah, so.
Of their, this woman's four kids.
And she has one daughter,
and Abigail still alive.
The story was, Anne Haysha's mom out lives,
you know, out lives three or four kids.
Yeah.
And her husband used to do poppers.
Yeah. They get orgies too. Like the title,
but also he's really religious, which is really weird too. Right. But like living this life,
but also Abigail is the only girl left in the family. What a haunted name. I'm
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Oh, I would love to see a movie about Anne Haysha's life. I do think she's led a very juicy
interesting life. And at one point Anne H said she either one and my least iris or christian bell to player
in her if they do a lot of a story story they're not going to
i know and if they do it will not be with stars this big no
it'll be much lower star yeah you'll get like an actors access or like i
think they could do a lifetime movie on it backstage west yeah do a lifetime
movie on it yeah yeah and it'll yeah, and it'll be yeah, but who will play Ellen?
Yeah, see
Who could play Ellen play Aiken so many guys I know I was thinking so many guys
Played Ellen
on
Just because I think that would be amazing
just because I think that would be amazing. Um, but she won't be a flat,
but then someone has to worry about playing and
H. I mean, Ellen because Ellen
had wheeled so much power and whoever plays
Ellen will not be, it will not be written nicely.
No, I get it. I got it. If it's
and H's life, it's like, like Ellen's going to look like a, you know,
have her nice moments in the inner bit. Do you, oh my god, I just flashback, flashback, sorry.
But, but, but, but, just remember that right. There was this movie when they were together
that was like three then yet that was about a portion in this house. So, over the years.
And then they did one with lesbians in the same house. So it
was like, so the movie would start out and the first thing yet, it's like the 1940s.
And it's like a cute craftsman in LA and it's their secret lesbians and then like because
their lesbians once dying and the friend cany there the families meet then the next lesbians are like sixties
and the third lesbians are
uh...
and it is ellen
and sharon stone
and and he's directed it
i think i know what the name of the movie was if these walls could talk
uh...
thinking fifty dollars on the board for
justin Oh, dinging, ding $50 on the board for Justin.
Just I bring what Heather McDonald is talking about.
He's a new game show.
From the makers.
Can you figure out what Heather is referencing?
Oh my God, I honestly would love to do that.
And we just get people that know about pop culture
but are also juicy scoopers.
We can make compete against each other.
The juicy scoop cardigan.
Then trip to Cabo.
That's a cute one.
Absolutely. Okay. So.
Juicy land.
And in the, and so then Sharon Stone and Ellen are lesbians together and Sharon Stone wants
to have a baby. Yes.
And I remember Ellen's carrying this, um, the, like the sperm in like an ice thing to like inject
it in her.
Or like a balloon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
At home.
And anyway, and directed that.
I already figured I who could play.
Okay.
That was like 20 years ago.
Yeah.
Totally.
Oh and Wilson as Ellen DeGeneres.
100%.
And the Anne Hze lifetime biopic
well and i do say if you're writing this movie please have a little vignette
yeah of them doing if these walls could talk and and being uh... allowed to have that be her first
director directorial debut yeah as a first time and directed
well
anyway okay moving on um...
latest on the amber herd God. Wow. Anyway, okay, moving on.
Latest on the Amber herd, Johnny Depp, stuff.
Oh, God, who cares?
Just because I do.
Amber hired new lawyers, okay, to appeal.
And because different courts weren't different representations.
So she hired this guy, David Axelrod, who's huge, and Jay Ward Brown of Ballard and Spar.
Her old lawyer, Elaine.
Remember her old lawyer, Elaine, that was another conspiracy theory?
There was a video of this woman that looked just like Amber's attorney, the female attorney.
Right.
Being at like a red carpet with a bunch of Johnny Depp fans and being like, whoa, that was
a good one.
That was a good one. That was a good one.
Is this her?
Anyway, she's out.
But the other guy, like he had an unfortunate name,
like Rodin Balm or something, he's still somehow helping.
So anyway, these lawyers in the past
have won the Sarah Palin defamation case
against the New York Times.
So they, you know,
maybe she feels the biggest thing about what happened in the aftermath is that the
other case with the England newspaper about it all, there was all this stuff that came
out in that that really helped Amber's story of being a victim of abuse. That was not allowed in this trial.
So I think in her appeal,
they're going to try to get that information out,
which will make her look like less of a liar.
Okay.
Will it though?
I don't know, but I mean, judge denied
Amber's request for mistrials.
That's why they're doing this.
And then spokesperson for her said that they believe
that the court made errors that prevented a just
and fair verdict, which is basically
when I'm saying consistent in the first amendment.
And then Depp's team says they remain confident
in their case and the verdict will stand.
It will.
He is already a separate way Louis XIV
in the first film since the defamation trial.
I think that just sounds like a juicy story
and he is a great actor.
He's also got some job where he's directing,
some other film that he's directing.
My prediction for Anne, not Anne, sorry, Amber,
is she absolutely will work again.
Everybody's canceled.
I think she's a good actress.
I think she'll work again, but it'll be like in like a stream.
Lifetime movie playing in Hays.
Oh!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Totally! And then after that, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll be like, I think she'll Oh! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Totally!
And then after that,
then I think she will still consecutively work
throughout her years.
She will never have like blockbuster fame,
but who does have blockbuster fame anymore?
The only people that do are like Marvel movie people
I know but can she do really well like in a Netflix like a streaming thing? Could she play like a powerful man's wife in like a
Succession type of thing
Absolutely, and I think that she will even though the world hates her right now. I just people get over it. Yeah, they'll get over it
Okay A dog has caught monkey pox from the owners I just people get over it. Yeah, they'll get over it. Um, okay.
A dog has caught monkey pox from the owners.
What was his name?
Oh, from the gay owners.
So there it was a gay French couple and I guess the dog's soft in the bed with them
and now the dog has monkey pox.
And I don't really know.
I feel like people, because we were talking about this and it was like, why are people
not freaking out more?
And I'm like, well, it isn't an unfortunate thing, but you don't die from it, right?
You don't die from unoccupied pockets.
No, it just scars you horribly.
Yes.
Like, it's like, it gets on your face and stuff.
But then I was thinking, and I'm not trying to sound insensitive, but like, even if it does scar you,
can't you get like plastic surgery or laser stuff
to fix it?
I know it costs like money, but like,
I'm not, it's also like, I feel like it's fixable, right?
Did you watch Real House as a Beverly Hills this week?
There was a charity that was brought up by Doreep.
Oh, toothless, not homeless?
No, it was homeless, not toothless.
It's even tomato tomato.
Homeless, not toothless.
So maybe unfortunately if anybody does suffer from the monkey pox, it could be, let me think
of this, because I'm coming off the top of my head, people.
It's like, it's,
like, what could it be?
It would be like-
Flaless, not scarless, or like,
Pock barked, but smooth.
Something like that, something along that.
But still, it's the same thing,
where Doreet gets with people that are estheticians.
Yes.
And do laser resurfacing.
We're giving a free smile.
Yeah, estheticians and facialists.
And it's like...
So chic.
Right.
And it's like monkey-pocked, but still glowing.
Something.
This isn't as good as, look,
it'll never be as good as Homeless Not Toothless.
Yeah, Homeless Not Toothless was definitely up there
and I think Kathy Hilton's saying like,
it's hard to eat without teeth was like.
I mean, I'm with Confucius.
I mean, that was, I was just like,
I could not believe that that was the name
because I'm like, I think most people would still the name because I'm like I think most
people would still and then I'm like what about the other all the people in the
world that actually do have a home but have fucked up teeth and they're like
wait are these people saying it's better to have p.k.s set of choppers but not
have a home right like if you're living in it honestly if you're living in L.A.
there probably are more people that are homeless, but have a decent smile for sure
It's probably in LA standards. It's probably more important that you have like real house. I do Jersey chompers like Pete Davidson
Like terrifying with yeah cracker teeth. Yes. Oh, then um home, but that is but here's I'm gonna go back
We'll quick. Yes, this is this is the horror film
I'm a huge horror film buff. I don't know if you knew that or not. No, how many scripts have you written about it?
About horror films? No, I don't okay. We're gonna do one right now go ahead. Time out your ideas. Okay. Here's the here it is
Zombie apocalypse, but it's in the last polyward. Oh
or round the corner by the way, round the corner. I was in Vegas last week, yes.
Zobby apocalypse, however, set in West Hollywood.
Yes, love.
There's a weird new cold going around.
Everyone's like not again.
This one is set in the West Hollywood dog park, all right? All of a sudden, Fluffy is acting strange.
Yeah.
She's in its weird, I mean, she's never act like that.
Well, did you get her from a breeder?
No, I wouldn't do that.
I adopted her from a shelter.
Right.
Everything's been fine until today.
Fluffy is acting strange. She has to be some dog that shouldn't exist,
like one of those Frenchies that like the,
you know, and all of a sudden kills over,
spots start popping up on the dog.
She has monkey pox, turns into a full on zombie Frenchie.
Okay.
Contaminates all the other animals
in the vicinity of the dog park.
Right.
They all break free.
Okay. They all run a muck
and they all start contaminating all the other dogs
than the monkey pox develops.
Then they eat the people,
then people become zombies.
And that we go.
Zombie apocalypse.
And then Mike Vick.
Mike Vick has to stop it.
Michael Vick comes in.
Let's kill some fridges.
Oh my God.
That's why it's okay.
Another old movie that I remember.
What?
Invasion of the body snatchers.
What do I feel?
The remake.
Okay.
There was a moment
The where was it the remake or was it original? I don't know, but I just remember at one point
Okay, so what happened to this movie you guys is
People I didn't know if they fell asleep
That there's like these pods and if they fell asleep they would take over and then all of a sudden like I would wake up
and I'd come to you
and I'm all acting a little bit strange,
but I look just like me and I'm gonna try to get someone
to invade your body, you cannot fall asleep,
but at one point, someone fell asleep,
a homeless person, but he did have a great teeth.
Fell asleep, mirror a dog.
Yeah, with his dog.
And then at one point, the body had the dog's face
with a great smile.
The dog, the, yeah.
The invasion like mushed them.
Yeah, the dog, it was a dog body with a human face.
That's it, a dog body with a human face.
Yes.
Because they slept together on the street
and it was like they'd merged them.
What a good thing.
Well, anyway, like Stacy, if I don't know what they're gonna do,
is there is there a vaccine?
There is a vaccine, but now I'm like,
do dogs have a different vaccine?
Can dogs contaminate other gay dogs?
And honestly, the way people care about dogs in LA,
they'll probably get the vaccine first.
Right.
Because people are like,
I don't want my dog to like not look cute.
So he needs it. Like. And just for the record. First, I also't want my dog to like not look cute. So he needs it.
Like.
And just for the record.
First, I also thought women that didn't hang out with a lot of gay guys could
jump to the front of line.
But now since women are at the bottom of every list, it's going to go gay guys, dogs.
And then if you, and then if you are just in like a gay posse and you just go to
brunch every day and go to the abbey every day, but you're straight as can be. You're an ally. You are an ally.
You've done everything. You make Thanksgiving dinner for all your gay friends
and like have the and you have like poppers in your fridge for your gay
friends. You are not getting the vaccine until 2024. So good luck. But unless we
can all vouch for you. Like it's fine. She has poppers in a broken. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Like you have to be like,
look at my Instagram.
I haven't had, I haven't been around
a straight dick since 1996.
Okay. Give me that fucking
vaccine.
Erica James totally safe.
The only thing she's safe from.
Oh, okay. J. Low.
Just when you thought there was a moment of them being like cool about whatever
they're wedding, they are having a big three day extravaganza said to be in Georgia.
I know for sure.
I know that for sure.
Yes, it is.
It's outside of Savannah.
Okay.
Thank God, because the worst person I was really worried about this whole thing when they
had their like subtle thing in Vegas was Leah Remini who has gotten so much mileage out of being
J.L.S. friend.
And I was like, she, you know, thank God.
She probably, you know, she'll be there.
It's going to be all about J.L.S.
Well, it's always all about J.L.S. about the bride.
And so they're going to have a big shabang.
I'm looking very forward to seeing it all.
Obviously, I'm gonna have to join her subscription-based email
to see the photos.
I guess her number's dipped a little.
And she was like, you know what,
we are gonna have that three day wedding.
Yeah. Yeah.
People are talking about me this week.
Yeah, let's make sure we're going to Dunkin' Donuts
one more time. Oh, yeah.
With all the kids. Do you like Dunkin' Donuts? No sure we go to Dunkin' Donuts one more time. Oh yeah. With all the kids.
Do you like Dunkin' Donuts?
No, I don't gonna Dunkin' Donuts.
I don't either.
No, I'm a Starbucks girl.
That's right.
For life.
And, but hey, you know what, I, it's not Dunkin''s fault
that there was a thirst trap.
No.
I didn't ask for that.
They didn't ask for that. They didn't ask for this
sponsorship. But now I'm excited. I'm excited to see her dresses. I'm excited to see
the all the kids in it and all that stuff. That's what she poses in her pictures.
Okay. She does like a weird light. You've never seen it. He's going to be
sneak in cigarettes before you walk
down. Um, who do you think will get more
press? She. She or Theresa, Judy.
I'm sure a lot. We're going to talk about
that in a minute. Here's Theresa and
Judy. Now, let me just fill you guys
in and of what's going on here. So Real House has a new jersey.
Teresa, Judy, has a brother named Joe Gorgat.
They came on the show two years after she was on it
with his wife Melissa.
I have said my theory that has always been the heat of contention.
Like, I got this TV show.
I was famous and then you guys jumped on.
I've heard from other people
like carlis king that that wasn't really the case and that she was blind
s-blind sided whatever i always feel like
regardless
she doesn't love them being on the show
she would have been much happier to reset if she went on the show at these
last thirteen years and he got and her brother got to be a contractor and
Melissa just got to be a cute mom
anyway just a short time goes on does cute mom. Anyway, time goes on.
She doesn't like. Time goes on, time goes on. She, Theresa gets married, she's getting married
to this guy, Louis, and then, and she's always had issues with Melissa. There was a time
on the show where she supposedly acted like she was blindsided, but she had another cast
member bring up the fact that Melissa was a stripper at a strip joint.
Who was that?
Melissa said, I was only a bartender waitress.
I never stripped.
Who cares?
So that was one thing that Melissa was like, God tree.
So like, I thought you're my sister.
Why did you help perpetuate this rumor?
So then Teresa goes to jail. You know, Teresa goes
to jail. Joe Judis goes to jail. They get divorced. Teresa is walking down the street.
She meets Louis who has never heard of real house husband. Jersey has no idea who she
is. Right. Okay. Falls in love with her and they are madly in love with their love bubble.
They plan on getting married. Everyone assumes she's getting along with Melissa, okay?
And everyone assumes she's gonna have Melissa be in her wedding if she has any other bride's ways besides her for
Daughters I've said from the start she should have just had her for daughters, but whatever they don't listen to me
She says I watch what happens. I've no I'm not having Melissa. Yeah, everyone's like, wow, like that what's going on here? For sister law.
Right.
Melissa's like, I'm good.
I don't need to be a bride's made up 45 or whatever she is.
I'm good.
It's fine.
I'm afraid like, that was mean Melissa.
So everyone's in ball, okay, but it all helps watch the show.
Then according to the latest school, while they're filming this last season that the finale
is like three days before the wedding that happened, you know, a week ago.
Melissa does say, I mean Theresa does say Melissa, I would like you to be in the wedding.
Louis says, Joe, Joe Gorgon, brother, I would like you to be in the wedding. And at that point, Joe and Melissa say, you know what we're going to decline? We're happy to attend. Yeah.
At this point, we're good. good we're good now a lot of
people thought
now that they've heard that a lot of people are pro to reesa you know what she
did the all of it you said you know that i'm kind of like at that point i'm
on on on
on johan was a side because i'm like
you know what you do your thing
at we don't need to do it. If I was Melissa, my attitude would be like, I don't now need to be blamed that I somehow
drew focus from you or took the day away from you or whatever.
You just do you and it's fine.
So they all think it's going to be fine.
They're all planning on going to the wedding with their three kids.
There's a rumor going around that journalists Melissa were aware of, but Teresa and in
total Teresa and Louis and Teresa and Louis said, we got your back, we know it's a
rumor and that's that Melissa went, was seeing Kissing a Mary Man and might have
been cheating. They all said it's all bullshit. This married guys are friend,
we're all couple friends, never happened, whatever. And Teresa's like, I got your back. Don't worry, I won't let it be on camera.
The final happens. The final finale three days before the wedding happens. And this, there's one girl that is
friends with Margaret, who's a cast member, who's been trying to get on the show for years, and has like,
like, like, done her interviews, gotten some work done,
is tried and is like friends with them.
And she is telling people throughout the season,
Margaret told me that Melissa made out with this guy
in New York one night who's married and you know,
whatever.
And but since she's not on the show,
she doesn't really is getting featured to tell that.
A new girl who's actually a cast member
then
brings it up
on camera and it all comes out
the new girl i think felt the need to bring up this juicy thing
because i believe she's new and the producers are like
and you know something yeah you better say something, you want to come back next year,
put it out there and they convince them in like a way a weird, she's a gun door ahead, like,
okay fine, like I'm going to convince you to bring up this rumor on camera, it's the finale,
I'm the producer, okay. Oh God, okay, okay. So I'm, okay, so I have you on the studio.
So it's your first season, you know, you're like whatever. Yeah, it's your first season
You're kind of loving this whole thing. It's something you've wanted. I've dreamed about this day
You get along with the girls. Yeah, you could be the new breakout star. Mm-hmm
Okay, so hey, you're going into this this is the final show. This is forgive me the final episode
This is the final party. Yeah, and I mean,'t think, I know you've got along with these girls,
but I don't think you're being a real friend to any of them.
Being that, you know, this stuff has been talked about
behind the scenes, people need to know,
and they need to know what really is going on.
And I only think it's, I think, that you should be the one
that goes to it and just says, hey,
I can't stand that people are
chattering about this. Melissa, did you make out with Guy or not?
That's not my place. This is my first season. I should be thinking about my reunion dress.
Okay, I'm just going to be honest with you because I'm your friend and I'm your main producer.
I think people are really really like you, but they're going to like the tooth teller.
They're going to like the person that doesn't take no bullshit
and is no filter.
Can I tell you what we right now have in the can
from this season?
You wouldn't do that.
You redid your pool.
What?
This is it.
This is all we have from you.
Redoing your pool is not juicy.
Like no one cares.
I've been saving up for that for months.
Your kid in their dance competition.
No one gives a shit. No one gives a shit.
No one gives a shit.
Timmy is artistic.
I don't care.
I think you are showing that you are a supporter of women
because you're going to either dispel this rumor
or you're going to see how maybe, hey, maybe Joe needs to hear it,
maybe Melissa needs to hear it, do it needs to hear it do it. So then go
I'm supposed to say something. I'm so have you seen Teresa's knuckles. Yeah, well Teresa's got Teresa's pong and have her back
Because Teresa doesn't like Melissa so bring it up here we go
Oh my god, I'm so excited for my wedding tomorrow Melissa
Teresa you look really good.
Thanks.
I love this color on you.
Your hair is so high.
So high.
So beautiful.
It's my wedding's happening in three days.
I like the something borrowed, something blue on you,
but Melissa made that with someone in New York.
Oh my god.
What?
I think I'm sorry. Allergies. I have allergies. Wait, stop it. one you but uh... most of it i was a new york what i think
i'm sorry allergies i have allergies
stop it why you talking about my sister-in-law like that like that's not
even like i don't even know what to do with this information i don't want this
information why is this information happening on the finale three days before
my wedding when the cameras are on me
so this is about you and i respect you i've been your friend for an entire season
but molissa's right here on a new disassumalist right now in front of the
camera's just asked me list of right now
i don't want to be part of this is asked for a list of right now did she
cheater not you ask her it's not coming for me you ask her i can
ask my neck
that far
that's a comes up with what what do you what do you mean ask me what what's going on
i don't want to be involved in this what's I just thought you should know to say you should know.
Just say it. I just repeat this. I thought you should know.
Say what? I thought you should know.
Know what? That allegedly. Yeah.
Melissa made out with somebody.
The Melissa made out with someone. Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm learning. It's my first season. I still don't know everyone's name.
Teresa, are you freaking kidding me?
After everything we've done for you and Louis,
after all the secrets we hid about you and Louis,
you're gonna bring this up on camera three days.
And so then it was a big blow up apparently.
Joe and Melissa are like F-R.
Like how dare you, we had a truce,
we had an alliance,
we knew this wasn't even true, and now you're gonna put it out there
It's gonna set my kids
So they leave and they're like we're not going to the wedding
So they did not attend the wedding neither did their kids good for them
I like them. However. Yes
Will Teresa yes a ten Joe Gorgas comedy
Concert at Caroline's in New York in the upcoming weeks. Is it coming up? Oh, yeah chorisa yes attend joe gorgas comedy concert
at carolines in new york in the upcoming weeks
is it coming up oh yeah
he is going to be performing at carolines in new york city
my friend jacklyn morphe who is now the mc at uh... magic mike live in
vegas is hosting it and she posted it and i was like oh good i can't wait well
uh... now i think that joe and lisa might be
the uh...
the next best thing to marketing genius under uh...
christianner so get ready for masterclass
from joe and lisa
because
uh...
yeah i definitely think
the key of reality show pr is making lemonade at 11s.
And I think not going to the wedding was the right thing to do for exactly this reason.
But also, again, I think when it's something like this, you're just like, you know what,
I don't want to put, I've been in this position, you know, where like I was with a friend
as many years ago and I felt like we weren't like on a great vibe.
And I did decline to go in the end.
It was a far away wedding.
It was going to be very expensive for me, but besides that, I just felt like, I don't
feel comfortable.
And I feel like we're not good.
And I don't want to see your relatives like not being nice to me
because they might know that we're not good.
And the bride was like, no, but I want you there.
And I was like, please, I don't want to be
any reason for you not to have the most perfect day.
Yeah.
I don't want to be blamed for it.
I don't want some of me rude to me
and me possibly crying and like leaving.
And I understand why a bride sometimes
who's not 100% right with everybody is like,
I'm sorry, I'm not going to invite you.
Because it is that important of a day.
So I think it all worked out that they didn't go.
But I do think it's gonna be great for TV,
but I do think something like this
is a real nail in the coffin,
as ever like hanging out as families for real.
Oh, for sure. But they haven't hung out as a family much, I think, as ever like hanging out as families for real. Oh, for sure.
But they haven't hung out as a family much,
I think, without cameras in like 15 years.
So I don't even think after a while
you know how to do it anymore.
It's such a thank God that, you know,
process did like, like,
treason's daughters have the each other as family.
And the gorges have, you know, family,
it's, if their families never come together again,
that will be sad
Besides filming, but this is pretty bad. I was gonna say the family's gonna come together once the camera stopped rolling
Right hopefully yeah, yeah, hopefully this won't yeah, but this is good This is good for his for his show because you know he's gonna talk about it
Oh, yeah, I bet he's gonna go up there and well the last one he did it got really drunk and she started like heckling
him and they cancel the show
who started heckling
she did the wife
molyceph
all because he was saying stuff embarrassing and she's like stop that yeah
joe
yeah cancel the show give her the money back
i definitely think you know people are obviously going to see what's in the
audience
so okay there we go with that.
Adele is still dickwipped, and is still the reason I think
that she canceled her shows.
And she thinks that Adele is still dickwitted.
And oh, I'm going to get engaged in that.
I will, I 100% think that her being so in love with this guy
It is dictating her career a lot and it's not
And it's not the guys fault. Yeah, it's a girl that's just like oh like just wants to be around her guys
But it's just possible and is actually not that comfortable when they're not together
She's all over Vegas
Her posters because the show is finally coming coming back it's coming back and did you
read about what why she
actually canceled it she said in some statement why she really tell us
oh i don't know
i thought you knew more scoop it was just
she just said it uh...
she just wasn't the show wasn't ready uh... she lost a lot of musicians to
covid because there was the umichron sir yeah and she She just wasn't, the show wasn't ready. She lost a lot of musicians to COVID
because there was the Omicron surge.
And she just wasn't comfortable.
And then the rumors were like,
she saw that Katy Perry had like a dancing toilet shit
or something.
And she wanted a dancing toilet shit.
Yeah, and like she just was like,
I just don't feel, you know,
but I think it was that along with like a freak out and not
thinking about others like she should, who like flew to her thing and canceled everything
to be there for a week and had big lifetime events around seeing their favorite star.
And she wanted to just get home to that dick are on a is
this are you know brumman is
uh... kimsel's yack from real half of the land as daughter and she got a
do you why
they grew up so fast don't think
and it's very interesting like all of it around it is kind of crazy so
this girl who's like 18 was driving
hold on she's 18 okay she's 20 but she looks
42 yeah I mean like yeah yeah this is her DUI
she's just like a rocker from the 70s I know so
cops say that she are on a admitted to smoking a THC vape pen the night before, but
did not drink.
During the back and forth, she maintained she had not been drinking, but Cops say she
had a noticeable sway during the field, sobriety test.
What's weird is, I'm going to read what my sister said, who's a DUI attorney, because
it's very strange.
And I think this is interesting for anybody to be aware of that does smoke pod and how
that also arranges in, because it's driving under the influence.
I think people think that that's not, and also pod hit in your system for a really, really
long time, even if it affects you.
You can drive and pay on marijuana.
Okay, so she and her boyfriend or both arrested
so i wrote shana my sister and i said how can both she and her boyfriend be
arrested for a do you why who is driving sounds like driving might become an
issue
uh... would love to see police report that's a channon wrote how she took a breath
tests so they don't have a positive uh... marijuana result
so then uh... so then i a marijuana result so then um...
so then i i said you so then kim
the the mom
wrote this post that was clearly written by the defense attorney what's that
family it started yeah and it was just you know like
you know very much heard of fans that
all this whole thing that she did nothing wrong and that the cops are wrong
about
so then shannon said maybe but i don't think it's very good.
A boyfriend was arrested for alcohol possession, so there was obviously alcohol in the car.
Of course, there's no mention of alcohol and breath.
Maybe they smelled the alcohol from the car.
When you arrest two people for driving, that means they never saw who was driving and they
both pointed a finger at each other or they really
don't have enough to say that one clearly was the driver.
Marijuana stays in your system for 30 days so if no alcohol test but a positive marijuana
with blood tests then they have to prove under the influence which is hard to do for marijuana
even if it is in her system.
It's an accident but they say she was driving
erratically. So someone maybe a civilian saw them driving. Of course, no mention
if she refused a breath or a blood test. Please note that this is in California
and she is 20 and it's a DUI if she's driving with a point O1 or above if she's
under 21. Did you know that? People people should know that if someone every one if someone under twenty one uh... gets pulled over and
they even have a point all one in their system in california it's automatically
a do you know it doesn't matter but we don't know the george law
george is probably like whatever i mean savanna you can driver on with a
dacquery in your car just has to have a piece of paper on the straw however
this is good news for you.
Marijuana is a much more defendable case.
Marijuana is legal and you have to show under the influence from marijuana not just nervous
inexperienced driver.
So now maybe after thinking about it, maybe going the marijuana route might have been her
attorneys like M.O.
I wonder if she tested willingly or if they had to get a warrant for a blood test.
So.
Well, it also says in this headline you have,
she also allegedly hit a car.
Right.
So, I mean, if you hit a car, did she flee?
Yes.
Is that a hit and run then?
Do they open the car?
Does it smell like booze?
Here's our fake booze on our clothes.
Yeah.
She fell booze on her clothes.
Look, Bella Hadid got a DUI too.
I remember during real housewives of Beverly Hills, PK's recently been pulled over.
The thing is, let this be just a little less into everyone
if just like you really cannot drink at all and especially if you're under 21
really drive that into your kids I know I do I tell them
I hope that never happens but I mean this doesn't mean she's like a horrible
person or that Kim's a bad mom but they are
you know the public eyes are going to talk about it but in talking about it it's kind of interesting with the marijuana and
the whole thing and being under 21 well also is the marijuana legal in Georgia
that's the thing because because because I feel like that's that's the that's
where they're gonna be at the like oh marijuana thc because I'm gonna say this
and I'm not I'm not glorifying alcohol with
minors, however in the South it is kind of a right of passage.
It is, it's illegal?
Yeah, illegal.
Yeah, so that's what they're probably gonna get her on rather than drinking because I remember being in high school and
being like, oh, I got a DWI, which was a drinking, driving while intoxicated,
DUI driving under the influence.
So like I remember like everyone would come back home
from the weekend or whatever,
be like, so it's so kind of DWI or DUI or, you know,
we were like, ooh, cool.
It was kind of a thing.
And we also had parents in the South.
I know I had several friends who had parents
who were those like, if you're gonna drink, kind of rather you do it in the house right and
they have parties and it would just be like
kids of like you know neighboring families and stuff and we're just getting
shit face i mean we're talking ever clear we are telling like i'm like you
are shocked i talked about this i i everything passing out vomiting we did it
all i've taught my kids to treat our family at home
like we are the royal family.
And that like if you threw a party at our house
and some kid got drunk and we sued,
I'd lose my career, we lose our house.
You know, and so I think in this too,
being that they're like their own little family business,
I think part of this is to let the world know, like she wasn't a bad person.
She smoked pot a while ago, but she wasn't drinking and driving.
She just wasn't a great driver and she was nervous, but so that people don't think that
she's like, you know, a spoiled teen that doesn't care about safety and doesn't follow the
laws.
So I think that's what they're trying to do.
Like, hey, she spoke pot a day ago, but doesn't mean she was high now. i think that's what they're trying to do like hey she spoke pot a day ago but
doesn't mean she was high now
i think that's what they're trying to do like also look at her mom don't be
tired for the do i
i'm a cool mom and him
yeah so uh... i thought this was interesting okay direct
brice dallas who's it you know, Bryce Dallas Howard, who is Ron Howard's daughter.
So it was very hard for her to break into the business.
Anyway, she is a co-star of the Jurassic Park trilogy.
I guess she's signed three movies at the same time and now she's coming forward and saying
that she made significantly less than Chris Pratt.
And then it was reported that Chris Pratt made 10 million
and she only made eight.
She said that's not like there was even a bigger discrepancy.
I don't know what you're saying.
She did say that Chris was great in that after the deal was done
because she signed for the three.
That then he said, hey, if we do video games
or anything like that, we have to be paid the same.
Is there, they were co-stars.
However, whenever this stuff happens, I am not really on the women's side.
Because I'm like, it's, I've said this before, you're not both engineers working at a car
dealership factory, whatever, where your skill set is the same and
for no other reason than he's a man, he got paid more.
I totally obviously think that's shitty and that it happens and it happened in the past.
But with movies, so much of it is your agent and your draw and everything.
Now I don't think anyone is going to see the movie
because they're like, oh my God, thank God,
Bryce Dallas Howard is in a movie.
What is it?
Oh, it's about Jurassic Park.
I don't fucking care.
Yeah.
I need to see Bryce in anything.
I don't think that many people want to go see
the Jurassic Park because of Chris Pratt, but there's
some people that are like, I do like Chris Pat. He's a babe, he's likeable, like I want
to go see him, I like him politically, I like his family life, I just like him as a person
and I want to go see him, okay? So that's what I think. But most people want to go see
it because they're into fucking seeing dinosaurs running around in the amusement park.
Well, and also more people went to see the original cast.
Now, I would be interested to see what Lord Dern's paycheck was because Lord Dern is
the OG Bryce Dallas Howard in the Jurassic Park franchise.
So, but also, yes, I understand that, but Chris, Chris, I see what you're saying.
Chris Pratt is the action star.
Like he's the one training and writing with raptors
because they're real.
Bryce was the one, her character.
First of all, she only had like maybe like three scenes
and this move the movie was trash, by the way.
I saw the first one.
Okay, I saw the first one that she was in
where it's like an amusement park or whatever.
Yes, lost, yes, lost world.
She's wearing like a white, you know,
pantsuit the whole time in heels.
Yes, and yeah, and at no point did she think,
maybe I should take off my heels to run a little faster.
They never do.
From the raptors, but.
Yeah, if an animal's chasing you, we're heels.
Yeah, so whatever.
But like, come on girl.
Yeah. And just stop your bitching. It's all I want to say. And also it But like, come on girl. Yeah.
Just stop your bitching.
That's all I want to say.
And also it's like, I only made eight million
and Chris made 10.
Oh my God, get in the streets.
Wow, you're an activist.
Get in the streets.
You are an activist.
This is so unfair.
And, you know, and then it was nice that she did say,
hey, look, he really had my back for this thing.
And again, it's never the co-stars fault.
They're never trying to keep you from getting your money.
Like the money off the merch and stuff.
Like that's the thing I like that he said that.
It's like if we do like a video game or something,
like say for a universal studios,
they're like, hi, I'm Bryce Dallas Howard
and you're about to ride Jurassic fucking world.
You know, like that's the part.
But I'm just saying, if your kid is into
Jurassic Park, it's his favorite
and you're gonna buy some Jurassic Park merch.
You're not getting the Bryce Salazar's Howard doll.
Do you think, or even a shirt, like with her red bob,
they're gonna be like, no, get my favorite dinosaurs.
So like you're the dinosaurs of the stars,
this stupid thing.
Yeah, and Laura Dern.
Oh, articles say Laura Dern got two million.
Oh no, wow, I mean, it's Laura Dern.
She has an Academy Award.
It's not low, but it's not low.
She hit it in that's technically like a cameo
yeah like i mean you know you know how price is gonna make up that money
she's gonna have to uh...
get on only fence of course not
now this is kind of weird in jucy and i can relate to it
okay this was sent to me
okay couple days ago it's out there now
a very pretty blonde girl
apparently she's in college she to looks about forty she looks terrified
anyway she does a tech talk saying
all because i dated the son of a real housewife of barely health
it's not so like cities son is it
no it's brandy glanville's oh oh
and so and you cibriani
yes so she's got two boys I believe one is probably starting a sophomore
year of college. I think he's the same age as my son or give her take a year. And but
he was, they talk about rooms that I mean the dorm room. And this was his girlfriend.
And then she shares what happened that Brandy Glantfeld and DM their to say, stay the fuck
away from my son. You broke his heart. Stay heart stay away and by the way her son is gorgeous
to so they're gorgeous people but maybe this blonde broke up with him so the girl so that the
girl goes to defend herself okay so she says I asked him many times if I'm allowed in his room
now she spelled allowed a l o u d now you guys college i make a million mistakes i can't pronounce gondola gondola gondola and um that you know and i'm not a great
speller but you're not i'm a great speller i will say knowing now that to get into college you
supposedly have to have a four point seven not here i do wonder about inflated grades and how
much uh people are really like writing the papers themselves because these two kids are in college.
And every time this one works.
As many times as fun allowed, allowed, ALOUD.
In his room, every time he has said yes,
he also told me he wants me around as a friend.
So all I'm doing is what he's telling me is best for him.
I'm not sure what blank they cover is named, which is good, is telling you.
But I wouldn't do anything to fuck him.
I'm a good person or a lot of love.
Great way to speak to someone's mom.
But also it's like, oh no, I'm fine with you fucking myself.
Just don't stop because then his heart's broken.
Sure.
I'm not a bad person.
People break up and that is just something he has to deal with.
I've had to deal with it too.
It hasn't been easy.
I'm not crazy.
I'm very, I'm saying person.
So actually, so please don't call me anything. I'm not however
You you know however she says you
DMing your son's
18-year-old girl 18-year-old ex-girlfriend and threatening her is so now she calls Brandy that she's crazy
It is also inappropriate. Please don't reach out to me like this again. And what does Brandy do?
Listen.
Okay.
So, because originally she had,
so originally Brandy had written her.
That's what started this.
Like originally Brandy had written the girl.
Stop fucking with my son, Bella.
I'm not fucking joking.
Leave him alone and let him heal
and stay in your own fucking room.
You don't get to have your fucking
cake and eat it too. You think you're crazy. Wait, two, you're crazy. She says, Brandy
says you're crazy to the girl. You don't want to fuck with my crazy. I'm sorry. She's just
singing womanizer by Britney Spears. So that's a Brandy writes to the ex-girlfriend of her college age, son. The girl then proves, sends a text exchange to DM to Brandy, which then she put in a
TikTok, which then I'm now sharing.
So not cool, but here we go.
She said, I am still allowed in your room, spelled, she asked the boy, am I still allowed
in your room? The boy says, I already told you that your,
not why you are, so sorry, kid,
are always allowed ALOUD in my room, Bella.
I generally don't hold any resentment they go on.
So she appreciates that, but they both have spelling issues.
Okay.
So then Brandy writes the next morning. I am so sorry I was so
emotionally yesterday and then I shouldn't have been smoking and drinking at
the same time and I just hated seeing my son so sad and I don't even know what I
wrote and I'm not gonna look. I don't know how I look. I don't know how to look
away. I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. Who how I look. I don't know how to look away.
I'm so sorry, please forgive me.
Who is she?
Kim's old-chak's daughter?
Smoking and drinking.
This is kind of sad because she clearly was like,
blacked out.
Blacked out.
I mean, this is Brandy Glanville,
one-on-one. And if she's,
sometimes she's defending.
It's true.
Sometimes she's defending.
Which is a college course that you can take.
Sometimes she's defending Kim Richards
against Kyle stealing her goddamn house.
And now that her son is 18
and he had a beautiful girlfriend that broke his heart,
hey, listen,
neither of my sons have had girlfriends that I'm aware of.
Yeah.
So I can't say how I'll react if some little bitch breaks their heart.
I can't wait.
I can't wait to slide in the DM.
However, I am smart enough to know that every little bitch on this earth is a thirsty tiktok
court.
Uh-huh, all of them.
And I will not thank you, Brandy, for sharing with all the moms dropping off their
sons in college this week, saying, do not get involved if you don't want some girl to
make a tiktok about you, whether you're famous or not D.M.s will be shared all of it. What would your DM say say if like some girl was like oh all because I dated a juicy scoop host son
Yeah, yeah, like what would the DM be like? I would be like little do you know that
Justin impregnated somebody
You would throw me yeah many years of the night. Yeah, many years ago.
And it's not my son.
No.
I would say, I would, what I do as I'd be like, look girl.
Yeah, look you little bitch.
I know you're on TikTok right now, but one day you might just want to make a pod
pick cast about recapping your college parties.
Yeah. And I could help you with that.
Good for you.
So don't talk shit about me or my son, okay?
Keep my son's name with your mouth.
Yeah.
I did do something extremely embarrassing.
That honestly can only be revealed on our live shows.
Okay.
That it's not a proud moment of my motherhood.
Actually, my kids are not aware.
Perfect for Vegas.
Yeah, they're not aware, but I will share it,
but it's not nasty like this, but it's cringy
embarrassing mom trying to be a cool mom.
Huh?
Yeah, it's bad.
Ooh.
So if that doesn't want you to come to to the live juicy scoops shows then
i don't know what does we're gonna wrap it up but i just wrap it up on what do
you think
happened
with
kim and pate because the stories are now saying
rumors that he may not only have acted more serious
going forward but that he possibly even might have
maybe not formally engaged,
but talked marriage with her with then made her go ill and break up with him because she
doesn't seem sad at all.
She had a great time celebrating Kylie's 25th birthday.
What's your thought?
I might have a little juice, Heather.
Yes. So, um, I found out that, uh, well, save it for an in a minute.
So on the, on the show, remember there was that clip of Kim being like, I just wanted some
BDE and I was DGF and it was like, we get it.
You know abbreviations.
Good for you.
Okay.
Yeah.
Um, he was talking marriage and dating.
Uh, I Found out that Pete
Left his management
Here in Los Angeles to go be with Kim on this like whirlwind ride. Oh, you mean left it a while ago
Like yeah, after he left SNL he left his management to be like oh, I'm gonna be this big independent superstar now
And then was approached by Chris Jenner,
and Chris Jenner asked him if she could manage him,
and he declined.
He said, no, because Chris wanted to make this,
like a branding, like this is the new thing, Kim and Pete.
Like we're gonna give you guys a spin-off show.
We're gonna give you guys.
I've always wanted to be in comedy.
Yes, I wanna be in comedy.
I wanna start like my own comedy division,
Kardashian comedy with a K, sure.
Wouldn't that be it?
That was me making that.
I have heard this.
Yeah.
Have you heard this like real solid scoop? I mean, yeah. I mean, yeah. So you believe it to I have heard this. Yeah. Now, have you heard this like real solid scoop or
like, yeah. So, so you believe it to be true. Absolutely. Okay, because I did hear this. And
I kind of was like, but then I thought, you know, we all said how awful it was with
that Hulu, like, Hey, I want to take a shower with me really quick and yeah, I think she saw
All the footage I think the whole who look coming up is gonna be them being cute and funny together
Mm-hmm And I think that's where she did go. Well, this could really be something if they you know
This is serious and and exactly that I think she thought what is the one thing?
I haven't talked, like tapped into, is comedy and real funny. Everyone always thought, as I told us we're funny, we always
have that a great reaction to people making fun of us, which I believe is.
My Amy Schumer monologue was great on SNL.
Right. I love comedians, all of it. And so I think her intention was like good,
but I think it might have been a wake up call to him too,
to be like, wait.
So now you think it wasn't her that broke up with him.
You think it's more that-
He broke up with her.
What?
Yeah, yeah, he broke up with her.
I'm pretty sure he broke up with her.
And you think she just was like,
I'll find some fresh deck who cares
Yeah, I think you said I think she's gonna go back to Kanye even though in Vegas
They're statistics saying that like she's gonna end up with Van Jones, which I think
To Kanye kid cutty is gonna like tell Kanye to calm down. I think this is what I think I think
the queen of lemonshman's into lemonade
so i think
it happened and she had that moment you know maybe she was sad about it or
something
and christ was like listen
we've already filmed the season
it's been six months
it's worn off
no one cares about machine gun kelly and making a lot of the yesterday break
glasses on his head every day
and people are barely talking about it.
Courtney and Travis, it's over, not over,
but no one cares about that anymore.
They did it.
Tristan and Chloe.
Connie, you gotten what we needed out of it.
You got over the hump.
And now there's a new adventure happening.
So like just go for it.
And now but I said for Pete,
my advice is he should go back to SNL
or at least do like guest appearances or something
and tell the scoop on that.
He will try to.
He will.
I think he honestly left
because I think he was like,
damn, I just left my my management team
I you know and the Chris was I think if he called them up
They'd be like okay, yes, but I also think when I think when he was approached to buy Chris if Chris was like
I want to manage you and do this
I think that's when he was like dude if I go through with this or he had a friend tell him like if you go through this
No one will take you seriously
ever again. Also, there's no going back.
Like the comedy, the comedy world would be like, dude,
really? Yeah, there's no going back.
There's no going back and you're gonna lose your own edge.
And what, you're gonna be in this like eternal feud
with Kanye on Instagram and like,
it's like grow the fuss of all of you.
So you think it was me who had the realization not chic at all time i thought it
was her that looked over and was like
you know i think it was like a turning point for him looked over saw his
cows and was like
no she's in her forties she's got four kids i mean you know i think it's like
i think he was stupid enough to get them tattooed on his body
but then i mean he's got a tattoo of every girl he's dated so
um...
okay uh... demulavados songs out But then I mean he's got a tattoo of every girl he's dated so Okay
Demi Lovato's song is out. Oh, what is it? We got to see a little video that cuz Annie somehow got it leaked to her
She's wearing a school girl. What's it called gogurt? No 29
Okay, she sounds really good. Oh really good boy. Sounds great
Is what I've wanted her to do is just go back to singing yeah get away from the ice cream get away from the pronouns and just go
back seriously this is a song about the fact that now the cheese twenty nine
she's reflecting on the fact that she was only seventeen when she met
builder what a willmer a world of all the drama yeah and that then they did
it then they then they dated now Then they dated. Now, of course,
they only officially dated till she was 18. Oh, what's there to 18? And in other things that
she's talked about, she said like she kind of pursued him, whatever. Oh, doesn't it feel good to
call her she again? Yes. So much easier. But it doesn't really matter. You know, obviously, if he was older, but, you know,
he was 29 and 18 is a big age difference. It's not as big of a age difference. 17 and 29
is a big age difference, especially because he was like a working adult for a long time.
But not as big of an age difference as Dame Cook and all of these. Oh my God, his game night. His game night and his now fiancee and everything.
Yeah, so anyway, here's some of the words.
Pedal on the vine to young to drink wine.
Just five years of bleaters.
What does that mean?
Is that period?
Period.
Period.
It's students and a teacher far from innocent. What the, what
the fuck's consent numbers told you not to, but that didn't stop you. Of course, one, finally
29 funny, just like when you were, just like you were at the time, thought it was a teenage
dream, just a fantasy, but was it yours or was it mine? 1729, okay, then verse two.
Had me in your grip went beautifully with
all my daddy issues and the shift continues.
I see you're quite the collector.
Yeah, you're 12 years, her elder.
Maybe now it doesn't matter, but I know fucking better.
Yeah, I know fucking better.
Yes, I'm very excited for this.
Then she then the last course.
Finally 29. Now she is. Oh, she's 29 now. Yeah. 17 would never cross my mind.
Thought it was a teenage dream of fantasy, but it was yours. It wasn't mine. 17 29.
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She did it.
God.
We did it, Joe.
We did it, Joe.
We did it, Joe.
The show's over.
We did it.
So I'm gonna go get my monkey pox vaccine, right?
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
Yeah.
We're doing it.
Yeah.
We're doing it.
Yeah. We're doing it. Yeah. We're doing it. Yeah. everybody you know Justin has his own fabulous podcast just saying with Justin Martindale.
Do you have any other shows coming up besides the fun ones with me that you'd like to tell the people?
Yeah, I will be in Nashville at the Ryman in October and St. Louis as well with Jim Jeffries.
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i'm okay and it's worth it
you're such a good seller
i mean it's not right
thanks everyone
Thanks, everyone.