Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Prince William’s Alleged Affair, Billionaire Arrested with Sarah Colonna

Episode Date: December 15, 2022

Comedian Sarah Colonna is here! We discuss how her Prince Harry look-alike husband DM’d her too! Did the Royals manipulate the press so they’d steer clear of a rumored Prince William affair? Jennifer Coolidge shares about her past dating life, and I predict Season 3 of White Lotus. Scarlett Johansson was groomed by her agent into bombshell roles. A psychic gets prison time. Jen Anniston had a nonthirsty A List Holiday party, and we weren’t invited. RHSLC Jen Shah committed more crimes. RHOM is a must-watch. Then my son Drake breaks down the crypto scandal in easy-to-understand, Juicy Scoop friendly terms. Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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To the number one tabloid real life podcast Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have our girl Sarah Kelone here. Hello Sarah. Hi Heather, it's so nice to see you.

Nice to see you too. Got the holidays coming up. And you just saw Drake because I did a little interview with Drake at the end that you guys are gonna listen to that's pretty juicy and great. I haven't seen Drake in a long time and it looks like he's wearing stouts. He is so tall. Why is he so tall? I mean I know it's because you're in Peter or tall but- It's because we're tall but I also want to say that this is not an endorsement but I used to give him pitius sure. Okay. but I used to give him pediatric. And it came in a can and I mixed half of it with milk. And he would be like, and it was when he was little,

because he was like picky. So I was just like, I'm just gonna give him this. And then as he got older, he'd be like, I want my candy, milk and milk. He'd call it candy, milk, is it like, came in a can. And then finally we saw that, that Will Farrell movie. I think it was old school, like where they, no, no.

It was the wedding, the wedding crash, and they go visit Will Farrell, who was the original wedding crash, and he's like, Mom! Wait, was that the meal? Yeah, Mom, make me a V-Lo. Oh yeah, it was like that. So then Peter was like, okay, enough with the Kenny Malcolm Elk. So then I didn't give it to Brandon.

Thank God Brandon's still over six feet tall, but I don't think he'll be as tall as Drake because we did not give him the pediatric. Pediatric, so is that a meal replacement? Yeah, it's like, you get, yeah, it's like all the vitamins you need if your kid's like a picky eater, but then that's just all he wanted to eat.

And so it's like, I don't know why. I think that's part of the reason he's very tall. Just in case you guys are wondering, I think it works a little bit. The only thing I know about kids' drinks, like, Pedea is I used to be a day-to-man who realized he was an alcoholic because he used to drink Pedea Light with his vodka. I know people would mix that up when I go Pedea's shirt.

They're like, that's a hangover. I go know you're thinking of Pedeaight, but that's also supposed to be for kids But I guess it just replenishes you. It's a good thing to have in your hungover But he would mix it to mix it with vodka vent Yeah, so it's not he wouldn't even drink it for a hangover He would that was his mixer was and and I never really realized and then one day opened his refrigerator and put two and two together And I was like I got, I got to break up. You're like, I thought you had a flu for a year.

Turns out it's just a solid mixer. Okay. Harry and Megan tonight, the second, because it's just Thursday, so tonight or today, you can watch the second half of it. So the first three or four episodes, it's them during their interview, we talked about it with Chris. You have not had a chance to of it. So the first three or four episodes, it's them doing their interview. We talked about it with Chris. You have not had a chance to see it. The second part though, you might remember this, juicy rumor is they get into and she knows just reported on this. Do you remember the rumor that went around that Prince, uh, william was having an affair with like their friend it case very good friend and her name was uh...

rose hannabry yes and i do i do i do it article it said and they talk about it in the second half of the thing that when these when these rumors came out immediately within the media it was like shut down and all of a sudden these negative story started coming out about megan to like combat

people talking about this supposed uh... prince william and this girl rose hannarby uh... romance one thing that is today and this is when kate was pregnant with the youngest child, Louis. They were very close, Kate and Rose, and they no longer speak now. So if it was just an awful rumor that the English papers wrote for a day before he could squash it, I don't know if you wouldn't be friends, but maybe so. Don't sue me. Prince William, I'm just reporting what she knows is saying, but this is what we're

going to see in the second half of the doc. And so they'll talk about it like Megan will say, oh, when that was coming out, basically I was thrown under the bus. They're telling all the preview that I saw is Willie Harry goes, everybody around my brother was very comfortable to lie for him. So I mean it's good, I mean I think they're staying in California forever. I do not think they're ever going to be able to like get over this doc. I feel like they're going to have their passports revoked or something, and like, never be able to leave even if they wanted to.

I mean, they have a pretty great life here. And, you know, they made $100 million off this Netflix deal. So, if this is what they had to do to be free and live their life, I guess how they're saying it. Like, we're gonna tell the truth. And in telling the truth, we're gonna tell the truth. And in telling the truth, we're gonna provide a life for us to stay in California forever.

And, you know, but I do kind of wonder like, because it's like, you know, they went and met like these, there's this one scene where they go and meet like, just American soldiers and there's just like 12 people like eating. And they're like, hi. And they're like, oh like oh hey and because Harry was in the military and so and like after this are they I said this before like are they going to have like a Kardashian type of reality show or are they just going to continue to go to like fancy lunches and you're going

to be excited to see them there or like like what happens after that? Or can they just like live their life and go to PTAs and like just be rich people in Monocito? Right, well, I don't think that's gonna happen. I feel like they can't be under the radar at this point, you know, like. I mean, I think they love it. Which is fine. Well, it's fine to love the fame.

I love it too. I got recognized at Chick-fil-A the other day. Oh, you did, congratulations. You know, when you go through the Chick-fil-A line there's like two you know which side to choose. Yes. Okay so I went to the right and as I was ordering a juicy scooper was with her husband ordering and she's like hi Heather I'm a juicy scooper and it was a Saturday night I was at Chick-fil-A with Brandon. Bragg her. Exactly. What a great mother.

Just came back from Elgepert 2 Tutory, right, before Finals. Hasn't been a fun experience for anyone involved. And so, but I wanted to reward him with a Chick-fil-A situation. And I'm just saying, it can happen. So I know what it's like to feel like Megan Merkel and have paparazzi chasing you.

And you can't even go to Chick-fil-A. You can't even get fast food with your- On a Saturday night without a juicy scooper calling you out. No, I mean, crags, I understand. I wouldn't expect people to see allying at you from the window. Chick-fil-A at Woodland Hills, Winnettka, and Ventur if anybody's hoping to see me there.

We're there at least once a week. On Saturday night. Yeah. Well, yeah, congratulations. There you go. were there at least once a week on Saturday night yeah yeah well yeah there you go uh... anyway so i wanted to bring up something

about you okay because one thing i didn't realize is i now let me just said you haven't watched it what is your recollectic recollection of everything you've heard in the media of how harry and and and and megan met

oh i don't know at all, to be honest. I don't know how they met. Everybody said, I remember it, and that they were set up by a friend. And then she said, I had one question. I did not know who he was. And I said, is he kind, the Prince Harry? We're gonna set you up with Prince Harry at Soho House.

And you're like, but is he kind? Okay, so then it turns out we're watching it and it's that he DMed her or something on Instagram. And she was like, wait, this is really Prince Harry and then maybe a mutual friend new him and then they met for a date. So I said, familiar familiar. Very familiar. Now first of all, one thing people might not know is i've been said this to christ because he's on the show Tuesday i said it is kind of amazing how much saris has been john ryan uh... looks like

prince harry he he's a gingerbread he's more of a strawberry blonde okay um and your situation was somewhat similar to Megan. You were on a cable show. I feel like we have a lot of similar to that. I feel like she's sort of cheating, like, comedy. Stealing your life? Yeah, but she, in some ways, you guys have even more in common. And I heard that her and Harry were at Chick-fil-A Saturday night.

So I don't know. I mean, she might be. They're just so down to her. It starts just like that. So your situation we've said this before was that John was a huge Chelsea lately fan and was rubbing it out to you every time you're on the round table. Very into to the point where he's something it was on 11 p.m. That's a proper time to rub rubbin one out. Yeah, and he's like, I need to meet this curly blonde with the Sass.

And went up to Ross Matthews who was a huge Seattle Seahawks fan. And was like, you gotta hook me up with your girl Sarah, right? Yes. And then did Ross text you or did he DM you his info? Like, how did you hear about this dude? Ross texted me and said, you're gonna get a DM From just like Terry. Yeah, I mean, it's the same story I feel like she probably changed her story to like I feel like she's been listening to juicy scoop Was like this is such a better story because I've told it before but finish go

But I did say to Ross is he kind and I had an accent when I asked over text it was weird No, I he texted me and said you're gonna hear from John Ryan and don't I don't think you should ignore it I've only heard good things about him. Okay now the what's interesting? I think I said is he adored back because he's a football player So I was stereotyping because you were a huge angels fan. Yeah, I like angels and are you still an angels fan? Yeah, that's baseball. Okay, I have some pretty exciting to see. Oh, okay. A juicy scooper whose wife is a wife of a major,

major person at Ellie Angels. Okay. Just wrote me and said, we can go to any game we want. Now, the boys want to go too, but I can probably get you in as well. Okay, thank you. Or she said we could do a girls thing. Okay. Just go to the diamonds club. Is that a fun? Yeah, diamond club is nice. That's for you. So we're definitely I already wrote her. I'm like no we're on it. Like I'm saving

this email like we're going. Yeah, she'll have the nice the nice connection. Okay. Okay. So that's pretty good, right? Yeah. That's up there, right? Yeah, that's exciting. Okay. So I'm very excited for you. And you told me, what's always fun when you're an old married woman and you have a friend who works with you, who's single is, I got to hear about your single adventures. Right. And you did date a baseball player.

I did date a baseball. I don't know if I would call it dating. It was a pretty good like hookup story. It was a hook player. I did date a baseball player. I don't know if I would call it dating. It was a pretty good like hookup story. It was a hookup, yeah. It was a hookup story, but you were down for the baseball thing. Like you would go to those things in like Scottsdale and like watch them work out. Spray and train it. Yeah.

I was, I wasn't trying to date a baseball player. I was just a huge baseball fan. Okay, so. I've been going to games since I was like five. So the fact that it was a football situation, you weren't even that excited. Well, I was excited. I was just, first of all, this was after the hookup

with the baseball player. So I was like athletes are, you know, they, I mean, they're not all cheaters and all that stuff. But, you know, enough of them are. But really, they're not nearly as many as you think. But that's what was in my head, it was like that. So I was like, after this experience with like boning this baseball player.

Yeah. I was like, why would another, I didn't mean to put it out there in the universe that I want to only date athletes. Like this seems, you know, that wasn't my goal. But then I started talking to John and he's so funny. And so endearing and I was like, this is the opposite of. But when you looked him up, you saw something that was quite jarring

as the first Google photo. And I just want to show people what it was. So if you guys are watching this on YouTube, please subscribe. I'm only 2,000 away from 100,000 subscribers. And I'd like to hit up by Christmas, okay. To the left is John before he got with Sarah. And to the right is after.

So just I'm saying girls, don't give up on your first Google search. No, don't. You were a little frightened. The hair was extremely red. You found it later. It was very long. You said he looked like a Viking,

but he was growing it to cut it for lots of love for other little ginger kits that needed red hair. Yeah, it was very, any decided when it started growing out that he would go full on with the mustache too, just to complete the look. But it was also the first photo my mom saw when she Googled him. So she was a little, she was like, oh, you know, just, I don't know.

I mean, he's very handsome in that photo. It's just not what I was it's not what I was expecting Since since Sarah he has a cute haircut and it's much blonder than that's fiery red I don't know why it was so fire red there and now I think he's been in California like I think that's some of Visiting me in California and he was also right in Arizona. Right, you took her from another country, just like Prince Harry. That's right. It is Canadian. He is not American. Now he is. Yeah, yeah. Because he's very to you. He's got his green card. Okay, well, take the test, she we did. Anyway, so you took them from his family, from another country, brought them to California because you're an actress.

Very similar. And then here is the side by side. I mean, that's actually pretty. I mean, it's kind of amazing. And I started to see it more at our Christmas party, maybe because I'm seeing so much of Prince Harry coming up in this thing. And I was like, John really does. But I just tell you the story, right? Which story about the Prince Harry coming up in this thing. And I was like, John really does. But I just tell you the story, right? Which story about the Prince Harry?

But yeah, oh, we were what we were walking, we were walking down Vittorra Boulevard. And there was a lady standing outside of a restaurant who seems, you know, she had either had a had a few or just isn't, you know, normally in her right mind. She was talking to nobody, loudly. Which happens a lot with people in Ventura Bool. Yeah, yeah. And at one point, she looked over at John and she goes, hey, Prince Harry, fuck you to John.

I'm sure it wasn't Samantha Markel. It might have happened. But it made us laugh so hard. So I mean, you're not the only one that sees it. So does the crazy lady out Ventura Bool of Hard. Speaking of Samantha Marco, which is her half-sister, who you know, she now says I didn't even know my half-sister's name, I talked about it and you know Samantha was very upset and in the press because she wasn't invited to the royal wedding. And I said, if she wasn't invited to Megan's first wedding, which

she got divorced, or not, if she wasn't invited to the first one, why would she be expected to invite to the second? Right. And someone wrote me in the comments and clarified that I guess she was invited to her first wedding, like on the beach in Jamaica, but said, I'm going to decline because I'm going'm gonna wheelchair it'll be too hard. And so she didn't go, and then several years later, Megan didn't invite her. And I also don't think that's that weird,

because maybe if you weren't, you know, maybe she was like, oh, she didn't go to the first, and because that was a huge inconvenience. Yeah. England's gonna even be more of an inconvenience. And if we're not close, and even before she had a chance to invite her or not,

then Samantha Markle, like, went on Twitter and was like, she's the pushy princess. Harry needs to watch out. Why aren't we invited? And so, yeah. I kinda see both sides on that. And what's interesting talking about this, I just wanna say is like, people are there saying,

I'm a hater and I'm jealous of her and I'm a racist and mean in my commentary. And other people are like, you're an idiot, she's the worst person, she's a liar, why are you being so nice to her? Literally you cannot win. You can't win, yeah, you can't win with hair. Everyone's very divided about them and that's probably why I haven't watched any of it because I'm like, I don't even really think I care.

But now I want to watch it because now it sounds juicy. I think you need to watch it because I mean now I'm just like, don't even really think I care. But now I wanna watch it because now it sounds juicy. I think you need to watch it because, and also because I mean, now I'm just like can't stop staring at it. Awesome. Also, my husband looks like it. Harry comes off so cute and sexy. And he's extremely pussy-wipped, okay?

By Megan. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I think it's a great situation. I'm not in that situation. I'd like to be, I don't think I ever was. We're going to stay married forever, but I was never, you know, never going to whip it around. In the very beginning, I felt like I could after a while, it's like, whatever. But when he's madly in love with her, he is.

Well, one thing about the sister though, I will say this, is like, if you pop off that quickly to go like publicly bash your sister, there was probably a reason you weren't going to be invited in the first place. Yeah, because it's not like you had a great relationship and then didn't get an invitation and then just started losing your shit publicly about you know what I mean. So you're like a loose cannon. Yeah. No, I don't need to invite you to my wedding.

Like we're not close and you're a loose cannon. Yeah. But the other side is, well, I'm a loose cannon because I know the truth about the first of all, there is no real big bombshell about Meghan Markle's life. I do believe she has exaggerated the truth in certain ways to be who her narrative. But there isn't like, you know, some huge scandal that the sisters aware of or anything. Like, there isn't really,

which is why they were like searching so hard to come up with any story, because there really wasn't anything. And also the fact that they, the family, if that part's true about, you know, they, and I guess we'll find out to know that they used Megan to detract from the hair, from William having an affair. It's like alleged affair.

Why, why pick her? Why don't you go bash the woman that you think he's having an affair with? Why don't you go get stories about her so that people start questioning if it's true? Also, let's not forget, during this time prince andrew was being embroiled in the Jeffrey Epstein thing because the virginia guffrey was say had photos of him and which she was the main you know lawsuit and everything and main witness to say I was sex trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein and had to have sex as a I think she was a minor but had to have sex according to her with

Prince Andrew. That was the story. I mean, that was another reason I think that they were like derailing. They got some pretty solid. So I hope they bring up the thing. I hope they bring up the Prince Andrew thing too in the next because it's like- I wonder if they will. Yeah.

So Bethany Frank-Gol, I just want to say she, you know, page six rates are better every day. And they said that she said they, it was a money grab and they're just fame hung rich talking about the, you know, about the documentary. And I just want to say about Bethany Frankl. One thing that I've noticed is she's a very similar personality to Donald Trump. She is constantly like, I'm the best, I'm the smartest, nobody's done it better, I'm very successful, that person's been like, she says things that are like very, like she's funny, but it's always that someone else is expense.

Right, right. And I thought about the other day and I'm like, I'm going to say it on the show. I think she's a very, I'm politics aside. I think Bethany Frankl has a very similar personality and view of herself as Donald Trump. You saying it? I'm just saying it. Well, first of all, she, I mean, always in page six,

like you said. So to call out other people for wanting attention or, you know, and she was, you were on a reality show. Like, what was that for? Was that for just because it was your passion? Or was it just a fucking money grab and like a way to get your name out there? I mean, it's so, that's, and that's exactly what you're saying.

That's the people like that are. Like, I don't see the opposite. You know, are the irony in what they're saying. Right. And I mean, there is some jealousy in the fact of all of us that Meghan Markle got $100 million to do a podcast of another 100 million. I don't even know what it is to do a Netflix doc.

So anybody that's in reality or podcasting can be a little jealous of that. Yeah. Myself included. I mean, I'll just take her role on suits or whatever the fuck that would, whatever the show she was on. I'll just take that. I mean, yeah. I mean, yeah.

It's easy to be a little bit jealous. And then you have this cute husband that looks like John Ryan who's loving you every moment and you live in this beautiful place in Santa Barbara that you're able to pay for because you took the money grab. Yeah. I mean, what were they supposed to do? What are you supposed to do? Sometimes small daily actions really make a big difference,

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is having to leave the show now i'm i'm not a bit of a hinders i was watching last night and he said i'm gonna leave i have to leave the boat. Is that... No, so I think he's saying it now because you were going to see it in the episodes left. And he has some issue with his leg and he's hobbling around. And we were watching last night with my son Drake and he goes, oh my God, he's so sad. He's like, this is so sad because he's such a great captain.

He loves it. And he's like, I'm not able to, you know, he's not even able to say is like one lineers of like, it looks like two chickens fighting in a gunny sack. Or what are like, what are these things? I think that was one of them. It makes me laugh. They always make me laugh.

Anyway, so who's going to be the new captain? And we have exclusive juicy scoop. Oh. It is my husband, Peter, who is a full captain. Oh that looks so natural. Yeah. Yeah. You have to have the same gold bracelet as the same necklace. Wow. As captain Lee. Yeah. Yeah. So we are going on our own trip to the British Virgin Islands. When? This, we leave on Christmas.

That's where you're going on Christmas? Yeah, we're going there just the four of us, just my two boys and I. Are you sailing you? Yeah, sailing us. Why are you so scared? I don't know, I feel like, aren't you going to get lost? Listen, I, from what everything I can tell, I don't trust it. It's very like warm waters and nothing's too far away.

So I'm not like scared. It's not like we're going to Antarctica, like Brandi and Julie, like we're going to the British Virgin Islands in like the best weather possible. It rains, I was this there actually in May. What's, I was like, it's 25 and sunny. So I'm hoping it stays that way.

But it's beautiful. I mean, it's beautiful there. If any of juicy scoopers are going, like, let's hook up because you can come on the boat and then Peter will talk to you for an hour about boring sailing shit. Like he's done to John. But I mean, I, he has. I mean, would you, like a new poor, I've gone with you to Newport,

and he sailed us around. I'm fascinated by sailing as it is because I am like, how do you, I understand that there's things to watch that tell you where you're going. I'm directly challenged as it is. So I'm just fascinated by the fact that like, on open water where there's no, like,

right turn lanes or anything that you can find your way around. Right. But he's done that and he's taking you to Catalina. Right. But this is far. Like this is like he has to who does it when you basically what I understand every island. No, you, you stop when you're sleeping.

You put down the anchor or whatever. Okay. Just in the middle of the ocean. No, like next to some like port thing. Okay. There's like all. I mean, I'll, now I sound like a real idiot. What I understand is,

these islands are all pretty close. So every day you go, just a couple hours to the next one, and then you put down your thing, and then you go, we have a little tinder. You gotta get there, as what I'm saying. Yeah, then we, when then we park it, or whatever, docket, or put the anchor down,

and then you will go like eat on the, and go to the beach for a few hours. Are you flying to the British Virgin Islands? We're not sailing from New York. I'm flying. I'm flying. I'm flying. No, we're fucking.

Why didn't you go to the party day? We were going somewhere. No, we're flying. Okay, this is a good thing. We're going to take you to Steadin' and then we take a little layover and then we're going to rest somewhere and then sailing to the Virgin Islands.

We're getting to the Virgin Islands and then sailing around it. Do you understand how scared I was? Do you understand now? Oh, now I do. Now I do. No, no, oh my God, no. I thought you were going to send big port and sailing to the Virgin Islands. No, no. It's just like, yeah.

And where are you going to eat? There's one plate, can I suggest? Yes, please. It's called Norman Islands. Okay, yes, we're doing that. Yeah, and it's just, there's just this restaurant on there and it's so pretty and so cute. And it felt like I was on below deck when I was there

because we just sailed over there for the day, had lunch and then sit and then sell back. Okay, no, we're definitely doing the Norman Island. I remember seeing that and the thing. We've been like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, now I'm not worried anymore about that your death and Peter being like, oh, I think I saw a shark and then you never coming back like that.

Right. Yeah. The white lady. Yeah, the white lady. Okay. So someone wrote me, I talked about this on Tuesday too, about how I'm very suspicious of this guy who said he went storm coming with his wife and Hawaii and that he fought off a shark and she's gone now.

And someone wrote in and said, well, just so you know, Heather, like it doesn't mean that the husband did it because there is someone that said they saw them going snorkeling and they did find a snorkeling or however they don't know that it's hers. And it's a bathing suit, I think I read these. They count to you. And then also, they said that there are a lot of sharks out there and that the waters are more trestreous than you think in Maui. I don't, I mean, listen, I think we, it's safe to say the woman is gone, how she passed, we don't know.

Right, but they called it off, I think the search actually. Yeah, right. But I mean, it is, I just want to make sure that everyone said there's someone that saw them go in the water that day together. Someone else did say they saw the shark. I remember reading that. Okay. Yeah. So I mean, it's not like I don't believe it. I just don't want a peeler to pull. I'll be suspicious if it happens to you. Well, that's why we're bringing the boys. We're bringing the boys. Yeah, as witnesses and helpers.

And then Kate Chastain is pregnant. You know, yeah. Kate, and she texted me because we tried to get together in a Bravo Con, and she couldn't. And so she texted me this and she was, this is why I couldn't get together. And I was not feeling well. And I was like nauseous and I was hiding it

because she was so early in her pregnancy. And I wasn't reeking. So it's like, she, um, I really missed her. And she's got two shows coming up. She's got this thing called Traders, which is like, I don't understand what it is, but it's on peacock and it's taken from the UK version where it's like, I think it's like almost like a game show, whatever, like a survivor kind of thing. And then she's in another, the galley,

galley talk or something, which is like an after show about Brava. So I said, what's a juicy scoop? Cause I didn't know that she was with anyone. And she's like, I'm gonna tell it later. She probably got some big deal with people or something. Oh, so you don't know. Cause she's not married or anything.

So I don't know if she's got a boyfriend doing it on her own with the scoop is, but she's pregnant and I think that's awesome Yeah, I because she's she had the falling out was sandy, right and that's why she No, no she was always a Captain Lee person She just who am I thinking she just moved on like she just moved on and did other stuff because she was like I don't want to wear a score past a certain age because that's what their outfit was.

And so then she used her celebrity in this thing to do a bunch of other stuff. And then I know here's thinking Hannah. Hannah, Hannah, she went on to get married and have a baby. Pot on this. In Australia, she had a pot pen or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for some reason I was thinking

it was pretty. I kept it standing on it. Yeah, so there you go. See, I learned a lot when I get here. Now you are up on white lotus. Watch the end. Now I feel like I can really talk a little more freely about it. I talked a little bit about it on Tuesday. Just spoiler alert. It is a spoiler alert, but like you know, I mean, you can't avoid every. I mean, if you're looking, you see Jennifer Coolidge shooting the games. These games are trying to kill me. And that was a good impression.

And it was so funny, which is like, these games they're trying to kill me. And then there's just like a meme now. And I see everybody. And everybody's like, I've seen so many funny memes as she's shooting. Ah! It's like, I've seen so many,

but like, if someone tries to email me between Christmas and New Year's, and like, I've seen so many things, like if someone tries to email me between Christmas and New Year's, and like so many funny things I've seen with this, with this, and the scene where she was like, she would try, she walks by them all casually, and then like takes off running. Yeah. Okay, so the funny thing about it is,

in season one, Peter started to watch it before me, and he goes, oh my God, there is this woman on white lotus that reminds me so much of you. So I watch it and I go, oh, I watched the first episode. Obviously it's Connie Britton because she's married, she's got kids, she's kind of fabulous, she has a long hair and he goes, no, it's the character of the other woman.

She reminds me so much of you. I'm like, Jennifer Coolidge's character. I'm like, I love Jennifer, but her character is like a fucking mess. Like, that's who he was. He was, oh my, I'm actually totally reminds me of you. So then the next season comes and he watches it before me and he goes, oh my God, you want to watch this. This is totally you.

This totally, he pulls it up and it's her about to fall over in her heels, getting off on the deck for the first time. And the fact that that is how she ends up dying, which is also Peter always being like, don't wear heels, be careful, I don't want you falling, and then blaming me for your death. Yeah. And that's what happens. No heels on the bones. Yeah. I mean, it was jarring that end, that when she fell off.

And like, it smacks her head. I mean, I laughed because it was just, you laugh at it type, but it's all, it's like a physicality of it was like, they tricked you into not really realizing exactly what was so happened. You're so happy that she made it. Yeah.

She killed all these guys that deserve to be killed. And even though I was like, are we gonna find out that they were just like nice and there wasn't like anything. Because still, even when the guy was pounding on the door with his nice English accent and everything, I was like, oh my God, it's hard not to believe that he doesn't want the best for you

because he's been so sweet to her this whole time, you know, the main little gay. And so when she falls, I was like, well, it's kind of great that no man killed her and that her death was probably painless because she was knocked out and then drowned. And it wasn't like she was floating in the water for five hours. Right.

So I thought it was somewhat of a painless death to put our favorite girl through. That's true. And I was not so thought, well, now she's killed like four people. So, I mean. What would her life been like? Yeah, that was my life.

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Yeah, she got out finally. But like, yeah, I don't ever want to do anything wrong in any foreign country ever. No, ever. I do kind of appreciate that they left it to where we'll never know if they were really trying to kill her. I mean, they made it seem like those guys were, you know, they seemed, he was like, no,

just you and him and seemed creeped. Like, once she saw the bag, though, with the rope and stuff, the thing in the eye of that, yeah, that felt like, okay, well, she's right. But I mean, when she came out shooting them, I was just like, I was like cheering. I like it. I was just so well done. It was just so, but then I bumped that she won't be in the next season. So I have some juicy scoop.

I did talk to Jennifer on the phone to Saturday, the Saturday before our party. She's a juicy scooper. She's a juicy scoop, which I didn't really know. Hey, girl, by the way, a big fan. And, but I knew her from our days at the groundlings and she was almost like a big sister in the theater. And I was like, I know you can't tell me anything.

I would never even ask you, you know? But I was like, and I said, what does it feel like to be an icon right now? And she's like, what is that even me? You do all these things. You don't know what's gonna hit. She's like, and I didn't even want to do this show. She thought I wasn't gonna do it.

I was gonna turn it down. And I's like, I didn't even want to do this show. She thought I wasn't gonna do it, I was gonna turn it down. And I'm like, why? And she's like, I'm getting so much fucking weight during COVID. I was like, I don't want to do this thing, go to Hawaii. And then her friend was like, you're a fucking idiot. Why wouldn't you go to the Four Seasons in Maui and film this thing for Mike White?

And so she did. And I was like, this is such a great story. Yeah, it is. Because so many times people get in their head about something and they're not just actresses. Maybe it's like someone who chooses not to go on a date or not to go to a party or not to go on a trip or do a job interview because they're like,

I don't want it, you know, and then here's the thing that she's now nominated for a Golden Globe for this second time or are you one in Emmy? Like, it's amazing. Yeah. And I'm hoping to get her on the show. I have to say she's not a busy week. She's not answering my DMs right now. It's okay. I mean, you talked to her on the phone. I said I will come to New Orleans when things died down in interview. I will come to wherever. I just lover and there's such so many interesting

things about her life. Yeah. But I remember from like 30 years ago that people don't know like her journey and she's just like such a cool person and now she is like, you know, everyone adores her for this but like there's so much more things that I would love for people to know. Yeah. And she's been good in like in so many other things too. Yeah.

But like this is, but that isn't just kind of a good lesson for people to think about, like you said about dates, whatever parties. If you don't aren't feeling the way you want to feel about your body or something, like just get out of your own way and go to it because you don't know what's going to happen. And also that is such a thing about Hollywood where you don't know what's going to be the thing that's going to make it. And she's like 61, so she's worked so much. And she's had so many highs, you know. But there's been so many other projects that she might have thought would have been the

big thing, that wasn't a big thing or whatever. And here it's this thing that she was like, oh, to do this thing during COVID and like who's even going to watch it or care. You know, it's like and here. Did you watch the watcher or whatever? Yes. Okay, and there. I didn't watch the whole thing. I have to finish it, but I did love the first couple episodes in which she was strongly featured

and I thought she was so funny and perfect for that show. She was so funny. I mean, she was definitely the only funny part. It's not supposed to be funny, but she, with as she's just effortless, like they were sitting at lunch, her and Naomi Watts' character and they were like sitting at lunch and then they, you know, the guy, the someone pours her some wine and she goes, oh, I was expecting the holiday pour and then they like give her some more and then and I think I'm sure that's just improvise. Yeah, I'm sure there's so much that's, yeah.

And that's just so fun when you get actors like that in your can tell. Yeah, I'm sure there's so much that's, yeah. Yeah. And that's what's so fun when you get actors like that in your show. So anyway, I, so then Mike White said, he did explain that she's beloved and everything, but she had to go. She likes her character's gone. So I have some predictions.

Now, he did say in this interview, this is not that he'd love to see the white lotus be in Asia, somewhere in Asia. Okay. A different continent, a different situation, and maybe, you know, this one was about sex when the next one be about money or something. Okay. So, my prediction is this. I think that Aubrey Plaza and her husband, who looks like there's some Asian in him ethically, they will go to the White Lotus in Asia.

They will be the two that get to go to the next season. I could see them bringing those two back wherever it is because they had, you know, they had such an interesting journey and ended on, such a weird thing of being hot for each other after they probably both cheated or, you know, not that we, again, know for sure, but I could see those two being the ones that come back. I mean, I just think, I think definitely Aubrey Plus

is gonna come back to do something of all the people, other people think it'll be the other girl, the red, the assistant. Oh no. Well, also think it'll be the other girl the red the the the assistant oh no well the also that could be the assistant i don't i don't think they're gonna try to bring the guy but i don't think the assistant's gonna go chase uh... Jennifer coolages husband right like lotus to like

avenge i don't think there'd be that much of a carryover of a story no especially i think that the like money related or something else and essentially he I think there'd be that much of a carryover of a story. No, especially not. So I think people want it to be like, money related or something else. And essentially he brought two people back. He brought Jennifer Coolidge and her husband back. So that's why I think it's gonna be Aubrey and him and it's gonna be at a white lotus in Japan or something. I would, whatever it is, I'm gonna watch it,

but I could totally see those two coming back and I would like it. And I actually really like the other wife and his, you know, I'm gonna dirt back that guy is like that. I think so. Do you think they fucked on that little island? I think so. Yeah. I think so. I think she's like, just like when she showed the photos of the kid and was like,

get yourself a trainer. Like she's just like, that's how you get through it is you just go do it right back to them and they never know like even if the kids aren't even his yeah I don't know yeah it was it was juicy okay moving on for those that don't are like I haven't watched this oh Jennifer Coolidge also said she said in some interview that um when she said oh I got so much young good dick for being stifler's mom. Oh, yeah, she said I in some interview said 200 guys. She's like, it that's exaggerated. She said I did fuck a guy and that was young and we called his mom to find out where I could get a blowout. While we were in bed, which I'm like can totally see that. That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. I talked about something being that you've dated baseball players and a married to a football player.

I discovered soccer over the weekend. Yeah. And that I can't believe I've missed out on this sport as far as like being an old horny bitch. I know I saw that you're posted for you like in a single face. Anyway, so this girl wrote me, I'm not using her name just because I didn't have time to ask her.

She said that this guy Oliver Juroud is absolutely gorgeous in place for France. She said, hopefully he'll show us his 12 pack abs again in this game. I guess he maybe lifts up his shirt to wipe his nose or something. If you have good abs, that's something you can do. It doesn't look super thirsty. It just looks like you have allergies. Oh, I love sea. Yeah.

Yeah. And I've always thought this was one of the cutest players. I'm going to say, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, come on. Yeah, he's handsome. OK, so just so you guys know, how do you ever go on for a soccer player?

No. Oh, no. I mean, I'm not like an athlete chaser. I know. I was just asking. I'm just asking because you understood sports because your dad was a sports writer, right? Yeah. So you understood the sports around them. Yeah. You could be that girl that like, Hey, I know sports like, let me give you a piggyback ride around the baseball field. I, uh, I said casual gal. Yeah, just to find gal that drinks bud light in the sun. Who doesn't love a Dodger dog or an angel dog?

Yeah. Okay, this girl, this is Bronwyn, and she was part of Real House Svossi. I've talked a lot about her. She has seven kids. She's a late in life lesbian. We've got her at Irvine, right? Didn't she come to your show? Maybe she did, yeah. I think she came to your show. I mean, very, very nice, okay? Yeah, yeah, that's a very, very, very. She kept bragging about how she,

so first she comes on the show and she's like, my husband and I, we have a sex pad, we all the stuff. Then she reveals that like, that she's kind of bi and like makes that one of the girls and whatever. Then she comes out and goes, I'm a full blown alcoholic because I'm a full blown lesbian and I was hiding it.

So she goes, but my husband and I, we're gonna still co-parent and we're not getting divorced because we've been together since I was 20 and he's gonna pay for everything where I go be a lesbian around the country. And so she has like seven, she's literally has like had had about six girlfriends, serious girlfriends, since they've broken up. But he just kept paying for the bills and they kept splitting the time with the kids.

So they're not divorced. No, but now he's had it apparently. Right. And she's like, I can't even pay. So she went to court and she's like, I mean money. I don't even have $2,500 of my bank account. So he's like, fine, I'll give you 10,000. But it just goes to show you that everybody that thinks they can have like a friendly divorce. When there's other people involved, whether you're a late-life lesbian or you've got a boy,

it's never as smooth as you think. Get your shit together. Do you think that he stayed with her because he figured this is a fate? It was in his mind, do you not really believe her? Did he think, oh, it's just a phase? I'm gonna get her go do that.

Like he was so in love with her and he's like, she'll come back to me. And then when she realized, oh no, she isn't coming back to me. And then she's just taking my money and she's just living her life and she really is a lesbian. And that's when he decided, I mean, I'm just making an unfair opinion. I think Ron Winn thought that Sean was just the easiest going guy. And I remember she wasn't happy when he like dated anybody else. I heard this through the room room bill. And I think whoever he's dating is kind of like

enough with this bullshit, you know, like what? And yes, I do think when you have a wife and you guys have three sums or even like you don't touch the other girl, but you get to sit back and see them make out whatever. And then she's like, I wanna explore being a fool with a woman full time. I don't think to a guy they think that it is maybe forever.

I don't know. I think you might be right. Yeah, I just wonder if he was like, okay, I'm just gonna let her do this and I'll keep paying. And then we'll have her marriage back because she'll like get it out of her system. Like in his mind, I don't know. Also, I think they have seven kids,

and then, I mean, that is like it. I think two are like over 18, but the rest are under, and some are pretty little. And I think he was just kind of like, every time she gets a new girlfriend, she writes like a post like, here's to more travel, more exploration,

be you, do what you want to do. I'm in New York and it's like well He's like taking care of the kids and paying for this lifestyle for her and her fifth girlfriend I think he finally is like I freaking I've had it like no Yeah, but he did agree to pay the 10 grand. He didn't like leave her high and dry But I don't think and now she's like I don't know how to you know support myself and everything It's like yeah, it doesn't last forever girl go good a job Yeah, you can't also say like I don't know how to support myself and everything. It's like yeah, it doesn't last forever girl go get a job Yeah, you can't also say like I don't know how to support myself

But then I've been traveling the world when my estranged husband pays for it and then be mad at him when he's like Well, I mean, I don't know that I should have to do that forever Well two girlfriends two girlfriends back. She did an article about how she has What was it? 15 10 minute orgasms a day 15 10 minute orgasms a day. 15-10-minute orgasms a day. 15-10-minute orgasms a day with this girlfriend, which that didn't last, okay. First of all, who is that? How many of you got a 10-minute orgasm?

I mean, maybe they have. She does, and so does she. Does she time them? Yeah, she timed them, and she said that, that she and this girl that she goes and visits her in New York enough to think, do all day. And then they broke up And I'm like imagine if you're the guy and there's you know seven kids that you're feeding hang out with and the new open-up Page six and it's like Bronwyn says she has you know 15 10 minute orgasms a day and

And she's like hey, can you wire me some money? My girlfriend, you know is hungry after eating me out. I don't know what coming like. They're eating me out of it. It's really makes me cringe. But I'm just thinking like, I know. Imagine if it was reversed and you were the one staying home with all the kids. Well, yeah.

I'm also providing. And your boyfriend is gay and you're like, hey, I want to be LGBTQ positive and go do you, but I shouldn't have to pay for it for the rest of my life. Just because we were together for 20 years. Like, no, and you should say to the, I mean, even the judge should be like,

well, I mean, you probably couldn't, you know, afford to pay for something if he weren't at home having 15, 10 minute orgasms a day. I mean, they have to be a little spread out so she doesn't have time to do anything else. No, I know, that's why she didn't. She barely had time to tweet it out. I mean I know, that's why. She didn't. She barely had time to tweet it out.

I mean, I have never had to work as in the last two more than like a little, like a few seconds. I thought that's all they were supposed to last. Checked it and it's possible to have a 15 minute order out of it. So, Annie says she fact checked it. Though she's not saying she's lived it. She said she fact checked it. Right.

And it is her possible. Annie hasn't lived it. And. No, or possible. And he hasn't lived it. And so wait, it was 10 orgasms, 15 minutes long, or 15 orgasms, 10 minutes, or a gas, but you could have one as long as 15 minutes. Oh, I don't even know if I want that. No, I don't. I mean, I really enjoy sex.

My husband and I have a nice sex life. Yeah, but I, you know, I just When I when that hits it's nice and then it's done. I don't need it. Let's watch white load is exactly Order some Chinese, you know, get get get on with it. Sean Burke to pay for it. I mean get Sean Burke I mean God, I mean greatest ex-husband on earth, okay? Sister wives shenberg i mean god i mean greatest ex-husband on earth okay sister-wives do you even know what's going on with sister-wise i don't know this latest well you know i read some you know the story yes so

i'm so excited i really want to just i really don't know what's going to happen with this because jennell christine is because Janelle Christine is out. Janelle is out. Mary wife number one. He doesn't even want. It's so sad.

He's like, I don't even know why Mary is still here. I mean, I don't really want to see her run. And it's all because of COVID. He was such a freak about COVID, but I think it was just so they could stay with his one wife, Robin. Okay. And then he's like, all of you, you don't keep the COVID rules and you go out and you see your adult kids and then I can't see you. And then in the end, he got COVID.

Like he was so strict about COVID and then he got COVID at the end. And now he's done. Like none of them want to be with him anymore. So he just has the one, he's just with the one note two. Yes. Yeah. Yes, too, but one he's wanted to he hasn't been into for like 20 years. The other two he was an into for like 10. He's really only into Robin and now Robbins like in the preview of like their

sit down reunion. She goes, you guys didn't want him. You said have him or sick of him i took them on a now i'm left alone with them that's basically what she's saying which is what i predicted which is really crying about robin white number four because she doesn't want to be left full time no no she doesn't want to have she was like i had other option i had other options i could have married other people yeah i chose to do this because it came with three

sister wise i wouldn't have to be with them all the time i got to be on tv I had other options. I could have married other people. I chose to do this because it came with three sister wives I wouldn't have to be with them all the time. I got to be on TV What's crazy about them is like I've said this before they're the poorest reality stories I've ever seen in 17 years on the show And I'm just like I can't believe that you're like not doing better, but also I want to say They're also these reality shows are pretty grounded because like nobody is like Gone to a better hairstylist or Got in their teeth done or like every other reality star whether they're like a little person or whatever or 600 pounds they get like a glow up right right and I'm saying these women aren't

No, I know you're saying that they have not changed. So in some ways I'm like they're the most grounded reality stories I've ever seen. Yeah. Like they have never just like gotten into the hype of being like, oh my God, no, there's still like in a multi-level marketing, like Mormon kind of weird, like selling leggings and trying to stay married to this dick. I am just, it's just crazy.

But do you still have dirty dreams about it? I do. And here I am. Once again. There you are. I'm gonna join. it's just crazy but do you still have dirty dreams about i do and here i am once again uh... there you are i'm going to join you are i'm going to join the the question is people like will this show continue while i i'm pretty sure they're filming the next season already and which will be super juicy

so i i think i think it can continue for a while the other thing that people said that it's just very disturbing and i'm just going to say i don't but he said okay so robin white number four came with which one is she just she is the one dancing in the blue or okay got it and this is an old

like thing of them but anyway robin came with three kids, a boy and two girls. And now those girls are like college age. And he said, when they're all living at the house together with them, the two kids that they have together, he and Robin and the two little kids, they all got COVID. But the one girl did not. And so she was like living in the, in the psych basement room, trying to, you know, not get it. And he goes, and then, you know, Aurora comes in the room

far away with her mask on and she's like, I miss you guys and he starts crying and he goes, I miss you. And it triggers something in me and I don't know if I do it with anybody else, but in other polygamous things, this is not his biological daughter. Okay.

Is there a chance? No. That it wouldn't be unheard of in polygamous marriages that he would maybe marry Robin's daughter. Really? I'm just saying, it's, I know it sounds crazy for 2023 and that we know these people because of the show. But in other polygamous families, this situation, meaning that it's not as biological daughter any matter when she was whatever 12, 14, if later on they start to fall in love

and so that's happened. I mean, I don't know that TLC would even want to cover that if that's the case It's happening. No, I don't think so but I'm just saying it's something that people are talking about and I'm not the only one and I've definitely thought of it Yeah, oh, I hope that doesn't happen. I don't I and if it does I hope TLC's like no, thank you You know, this is't want to do that. This is a huge show for them. I know. And if that happened, people would be fucking watching. So they're not going to take a moral stance.

But anyway, and if you're horrified that I said it, OK, whatever. You're just talking about rumors. Rumors, and also these girls are super loyal to this family. They haven't been able to go out for two years because of his COVID rules being so strict. So who's to say that it wouldn't be... It might not be the weirdest thing in the world

for what they've been raised in is all I'm saying. But you don't think... I don't watch this show, so I don't know, like, her personality, but you don't think Robin would be like, okay, with it. She would say, no, no. I think she would not be okay with it, because I don't think she wants any new wife coming in

whether it's her child or somebody else. But if she said she truly believes in polygamy and how it works, I mean a lot of polygamous families, their sister ends up marrying their husband. I didn't see that. I was thought of a real blood sister. It was all straight. I didn't see that. I was like a real blood sister. I was all straight.

Like all people that were not in. No, lots of times it's like two sisters being the same guy and things like that. I'm gonna have to be doing some Googling. I don't know. So. My Google history's gonna get weird. Have you ever gone to a psychic?

Everyone has. Yeah. Have you ever kind of felt like you were getting a little too into it psychic, everyone has? Yeah. Have you ever kind of felt like you were getting a little too into it? A little bit. Yeah. But I don't, I mean, I've never really

been told anything that was that, I don't know, exciting, but I just remember a couple times. I've never gone to like a real, it's more like at a fair, I think. Like a fun or a party. Yeah, something like that. But I remember a couple times feeling like, oh, how did that person know that?

And then it feeling like it was probably pretty obvious. The most I've spent on a psychic was, before I got married, I spent $75 at a psychic that supposedly Debbie Moore and everyone in Malibu went to. Okay. And she was kind of... She was dead on the first time. Really?

What did she tell you? She said I was 27, she goes, you'll be married before you're 30. And I was like, not even dating anybody. I'm like, this was such a waste of money. There's no way. And then I didn't even think about it until I told my mom that we were getting married.

And then she called me that following Monday and she said, oh, I called the church and I called the country club. And they're able to do it May 27th. And I thought that'd be nice, because then you'll get married before you turn 30, because my birthday's June 14th. Yeah. Okay, I mean, that's interesting.

I feel like you can just throw that out there as a site yourself. I'm just saying, and you're like, oh, yeah. And then there was this other thing where I said, what manager should I go with? And she's like, you should go with this one. Nate, is there a Stanley? And I go, no, there's not a Stanley.

Again, a big waste. I go to meet with the manager, and his name was Jeff Gittlin. And he goes, oh, I'm on this, in this floor, whatever. But it says Stanley Gittlin on it, because I share it with my dad who's an accountant. Oh, that's fair. And then I did go with that manager

and it was a great thing for me to do at that time in my career. Oh, that's interesting. So then the next time I came back, she was wrong about everything. OK. So then I stopped. Now, this site, I had a friend who also went to a site

kick who said, well, I was talking to her and she goes, well, I have to go back to the psychic and give her $500 because there's like a spell that she has to remove. And I'm like, what are you doing? I knocked her out of it. I'm like, what are you doing? What do you mean you have to go back to her

to give her $500 to stop a spell? And she was another one that was like, put your period blood in his coffee and that'll make him keep from cheating. She was like some Mexican voodoo. I don't know what it was, okay? And this woman took is getting it prison time now for convincing a victim that the curse had been placed

on her and her family and she took her for $3 million. $3 million. She kept telling her, like, or him, her family and she took her for three million dollars. Three million dollars. She kept telling her, like, or him. I don't even say, was it a ham or her? I was a girl. kept telling her, like, no, I mean, this is what it takes. I need to, like, get the curse off the money and then she would take the money and she and her partner were, like, buying houses and living a lavish lifestyle.

And then when the girl ran out of money, then she just blew her off, just totally ghosted her. And she's like, what about the curse? And she's like, I guess it's fixed. I don't know. So then when she was on trial, her defense was, well, this is just like giving to a church money. Like, you know, they're like, no, no.

Swindled, you persuaded her and Swindled no, no, you swindled, you persuaded her and swindled her in a way that's like somehow illegal. So she's gonna do time for it. Oh, but that one. And she has to pay back the three million. I know, but do they ever really pay it back? Does anyone ever really pay back that money?

I don't think you ever get it, but at least it's like, if there's cars or something, then maybe you can get some of it back. Yeah, jewellery or whatever. Yeah. But anybody that says, I need the money to remove the curse, you guys, please, you can go and listen to, you know, pay someone a hundred bucks, have a fun afternoon. I still am not really for it.

But anything more than that, please, please, don't. No, once they start. And I always just feel like the person that gets sucked into that is obviously looking like that's the reason they're able to be victimized is like they're so searching for an answer or something and they're so lost that they're like okay well this will this will work this but this wasn't even like give me this money and I'll find you the love of your life this was like there's a horrible curse in your family are all going to die unless you give me the money to remove the curse.

So she put massive fear, she didn't put hope in the woman. She put massive fear and that's why I think she got in trouble. I almost think if it was that, like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna find you the love of your life, it's gonna cost this much, this much, this much, whatever. That maybe then it wouldn't have been as horrific of a sentence. But if somebody does say, yeah, give whatever. That may be then, it wouldn't have been as horrific of a sentence. But if somebody does say, yeah,

give me money to remove the curse, I'd be like, why don't you just remove it because you can? Like, why do you need the money? I mean, yeah, just, like, she said something like, the money had the evilness of it. So give me the money, I'm gonna remove the evilness

from the money, but then I'm gonna put the money into some stuff for myself. But meanwhile, your family will live. And if you don't give me your money, then you're gonna spend it on funerals. It just seems like that, that it should all be a red flag when someone starts saying any of that to you.

I also think anybody that has a psychic place, like an actual place, it's a psychic and has to pay that kind of rent. Maybe it's a front for something, but they obviously do pretty fucking well if they can have a house on a busy street in a LA. Like how much does that cost? Right.

There's a chandelier store across from where I live. And there's two of them, and I've never seen one chandelier sold out of there, not one. Same ones have been hanging in the window since I moved in there seven years ago. You're gonna tell me that's one chandelier sold out of there. Not one. Same ones have been hanging in the windows since I moved in there seven years ago. You're gonna tell me that's a chandelier store? I don't think so.

Not to, you know. When I'm looking for a chandelier, do you think I can get a deal? Go find, probably be really dusty, but still. Please go there to find out if there really is anyone buying chandeliers or if they go, no, we don't sell chandeliers. You're like, oh, but they're all over here.

And they're like, no, that's not what we do. We do something else. I do always wonder about that. I had a friend who was convinced like every donut shop was like a front because she's like, how many donuts? You know where there's a ton of donut shops? Is right around Long Beach State. So many donut shops.

Really? When I would go that I visit McKinsey I was like how many fucking donuts are these kids eating don't it's pretty good they're so fattening I know I know and there's such like a special occasion situation so like how many are you anyway people I know are gonna write me and be like you're totally right a lot of celebs surgeons are getting self portrait request that are the AI. Did you do your AI? I did it and I read that there was, I read something about, I don't

know, something about it weird and I just, I never did it. And then also I was like, now it's too late. People are going to be like, oh, wait, to jump on your AI as a month later. So why not? You, I mean, I don't know if you saw what fortune was. I was crying, laughing, at not only the difference like yours versus her response. I mean, are you kidding me? I am so beautiful in mine. And even Drake is like, yeah, why does yours look so much better than you?

I'm like, shut up. It looks just like me. And I mean, they're very solid. I mean, I will take that to, I mean I will take that to I'm going to take that to Dr. Sabian at a lift MD Beverly Hills shout out. I have a Botox appointment next week. I mean it's so good. But what is what's the I know it is. So they're saying people are taking that to their surgeons and going make me look like this. This is the best filter I've ever seen.

Better than any other filter and they're like, well, we can't really do this because. I read something else about them stealing something from it when you do it. I don't know. That is stealing like your identity in your eyes. I don't know what. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it's not true, but I just.

But I don't know. I still don't know why I came up looking stunning and forging came out with three arms and then there was another one that we did that had her as a full blown amputee for no reason. Her four both her forearms were gone. So one had three arms and one had the arms stopped at the elbows. I saw one where her fingers looked very strange. Her fingers were like knuckles but then with fingertips at the end of the knuckles. I don't know why

they made her like a monster. It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make everyone. So she's definitely not taking her as teraposite surgery. No, she's keeping her old face. She likes her original God-given face. As she should. Yeah. Because it's beautiful. But this is not. Now people don't like this is the problem with this shit though. It's like you're saying, like taking, you know, just, it's not real. You can't take it to your doctor and be like, and turn me into my AI. I mean, people have to just shut the door

when someone comes in and requests that. They have to shut the door and say, you don't know, you don't understand how anything works, don't get anything to your face, and like ban them from ever getting anything done because they're gonna look, they're gonna be with those people that go insane and look crazy.

I will, I have to say, between the plastic surgery and the face tuning, when I'm going through Instagram, I'm like, oh, what's Chloe Kardashian doing? And it's like a completely other person. Yeah. And I'm like, and there was this a story about Shanna Mokler who used to be married to Travis Barker who's now married to Courtney.

She posted something like in a bikini, like I'm down some pounds feel great, whatever. And someone was like, oh, you look like a Chloe Kardashian or something, she's like, yeah, Chloe's work is great. Like, like you tried to look like me or whatever. But everybody wants that same face. And now it's like, yeah, it's like, it's like, I'm out for it, I get both talks. I told you I got a little filler in the lip, because I was like, I'm out of your ask about your skin care. Every time you're on the show, people say,

what is Sarah's skin issue, like not issues, but what makes, because your skin is so good. What is Sarah's skin secret? Okay, I get both talks. Okay. She's like, I'm out of my mind. I'm out of my mind. I'm out of my mind. I'm out of my mind. I'm out of my mind. I'm out of my mind. I'm out of my mind. Sarah's skin issue, like not issues, but what makes, because your skin is so good.

What is Sarah's skin secret? Okay, I get Botox just here, and then the forehead. Around the eyes, yeah. But I really believe, because I started getting facials and nothing just of regular facial. Okay. I started getting facials when I was in my mid-20s,

and I get one every month, just a regular facial. And then I use good products, I swear. I don't know. I mean, I am lucky because I'm used to... So you don't do any... You don't do any burr and victim laser stuff. No, I don't do any of that. I have a UI.

No, so I just use... I mean, I think... I remember I wrote it on your page one time because I was like, people were saying, but I use like a good hyaluronic acid and I use a vitamin C topical. I don't do lasers, but I mean, I would like to get, I think this situation needs a lot of help, my neck.

You know, I think I would like to have that burned off and replaced with someone else's skin if that's possible. Okay. Scarlett Johansson said, her agent made her take bombshell roles to jump starter career. She said, I was kind of groomed in a way to be this, what you call this bombshell type of an actor.

I was playing the other woman and this object of desire. And you know, I suddenly found myself cornered in this place like I couldn't get out of it. Since she has had kids, she only wants to pursue work that's satisfying. I was talking about great juicy scoop movies to watch on a rainy day over the holidays. Yeah. Match point. Oh. Have you ever seen match point? No. With Scarlett Johansson and Jude Law, it is so freaking good. We don't want to talk to him. We don't want to talk to him. We don't want to talk to him. We don't want to talk to him. We don't want to talk to him. We don't want to talk to him.

We don't want to talk to him. We don't want to talk to him. We don't want to talk to him. We don't want to talk to him. We don't want to talk to him. We don't want to talk to him. We don't want to talk to him. We don't want to talk to him. It is so frickin good. What do Alan wrote and directed it, but fortunately he's not in it. But he is a brilliant writer director. It is juicy and she's sexy as shit. And she does play the other woman. And it's place in England. So it's beautiful English stuff and tennis and good looking rich people. I like Jude Law too.

I think he's, I like the holiday. Is it the holiday? I like Jude Law, too. I like the holiday. Is it the holiday? I think it's Jude Law. I know it's her. I can't remember. We look at match point. It's another one that's so good to watch on a rainy day. OK.

I think the holidays are good one to watch on a rainy day. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. It's like a cute, fun one. Jonathan Ries-Mier's Matthew Good. That's a good one. Yeah, it's like a cute fun one Oh, not you lost so it's Matt Matt what's his name? Jonathan Reese Myers No, that wasn't the main lead

Him Jonathan rise. Oh, that's the lead. Okay, so good Anyway, yeah, probably but I mean, Jonathan Ries. No. That's the lead. Okay. So good. Anyway, yeah, probably, but I mean, I mean, it's okay to say that, Scarlett, but yeah, it's probably true, but you were so sexy this woman, you're absolutely perfect. I mean, so I mean, I'm glad you did it. For me, I'm glad you did it,

you're the perfectly cast. Well, she also has that, you know, sort of like Marilyn Monroe look like. So that's there's this one scene where she's getting in on with the main lead, like in a field. And she's kind of and she's curvy and her ass is amazing. Yeah. And she's like, they kind of flip over. And I'm just like, I mean, I'm gonna have 15, 10 minute orgasms while you watch this movie.

I think she's such a natural, sexy, beautiful, yeah, unique face and I think she's a great actress and anyway speaking of And anyway, speaking of your boy, he's leaving. Yeah. What's his name again? Blake Shelton. Blake Shelton is leaving the voice. Yes. He says, I have to take care of my family.

What's the problem? Well, I don't know. I feel like it doesn't make any sense, but he said, I guess because she has kids, and he doesn't have his, he doesn't have biological children. So I think that he's never had kids before and he's like, oh, I want to spend all this time with the kids. But also the dumb thing is that they keep talking about it.

And then I even saw Gwen Stefani because I do watch the voice. I haven't watched the finale yet. But I saw Gwen Stefani post something yesterday about, you know, it's always so fun being with you on the voice, Blake Shelton, and the voice is like, we're going to miss this deal. I'm like, he still has another whole season left. So they keep doing these exclusives, and he's still on it for another entire season. Like save all the, because now they're going to do have to do another cycle of articles

about why he's leaving the voice in, in eight months when it's run to get, because it comes on like twice a year. I mean I don't know but I can't imagine I could see wanting to quit a medical drama as an actor because the amount of work that and man hours that would take. But I would think being on the voice, and maybe I'm wrong, isn't as is not that time consuming of a show. But if you've been doing it for 10 years and you have hit albums and you're married to a superstar who also, maybe you're like, how rich do we have to be?

I just don't wanna come here anymore. That's what I think it is. Yeah, he makes it. I don't really even, I just think he's just like, I'm good, I've done it for so long. I maybe he doesn't like living in California for that long at a time because he lives in Oklahoma. He lives in Oklahoma Yeah, yeah, where do the where do the Well, I'm sure they probably split it between the two places. I don't know. I just think you just I just think you're so rich in your like

I don't care Yeah, and the thing is is he gets bored of, if he gets bored of his life, it's like, he can go back in a hot fucking second. I just think he's like over it. But it's not, yeah, because it's not like he's retiring. I mean, he still, he still is a singer and will tour

and do all that stuff. Maybe it's just like, I don't like being on the... This is time between Oklahoma, LA and Nashville. Oklahoma, LA and Nashville. Yeah, okay. But I could, I mean, I could see, but also like, LA and Nashville. Nashville, yeah. Okay. But I could, I mean, I could see, but also like you said, they also are on it together. So like how many jobs do you get paid?

Hundreds of millions of dollars and like get to do it with your wife and both of you get to clown around in the dressing room. And like spin around in a chair. I mean, our chair's spin and I think it's pretty fun. I think I'm ready to leave this job. That's the best part. Yeah.

Okay. Jennifer Aniston had a big party, a Christmas party. No cell phones. Everyone was calling themselves the old guards of Hollywood. Like, oh, no one puts their... It was Courtney Cox, Lisa Kudrow. Reese Witherspin, Spoon, Mark Duplus, Duplus, Sandra Bullock, Gwyneth Paltrow, David Spade, Bradley Cooper, Jason Bateman, and Toby McGuire.

How do they know who was there if there was no cell phones? They said the bash was described as old-fashioned, a fun party filled with non-thirsty celebrities. Just because I was at the way of saying we didn't invite Heather McDonald all the way. I think this is great. And if I was her and those are my friends, I would be like, with the times I've gone to parties where they do take your phone, it honestly is such a relief. Because sometimes when I go to a party that's star-studded, I feel this like anxiety of

like, I need to get a couple photos with people and I need to make connections because I'm here and this is my job and I'll be bummed if I don't. And so sometimes when they just, on the occasion, take the phone away, it's like this overwhelming relief of like, I don't need to take that photo. Right. Well, and maybe that was her point,

which is like, let's all be in the moment, to whatever, because there's nobody there is gonna ask someone for it. Yeah, like it's not gonna benefit that, like Senator Book, is it like, hey, Gwyneth, can I get a photo with you? Right. I'm hoping to gain a, you know,

a couple of 10 to 20 new followers. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So. Is it vertical and noted that they didn't take up funds, but no one pulled their phone out? Oh, she said they didn't take away the phones, but nobody brought, yeah.

And yeah, you don't have to, because you're all A-list celebrities. You don't have to be thirsty. That's the other thing. An a list celebrity that's just joined really a list, and this is a truly a list party, that just joined TikTok or Instagram in the last couple of years.

They can laugh at losers like me, because they're so above it, and they are so above it. But we have to do this to survive. We have to be on TikTok, and we have to be on to survive. We have to be on TikTok and we have to be on Instagram and I have to take a photo with Sarah and Tagger. We have to do it. It's your Christian service. Well, we know, but when we went to our party, my party,

I'm like, let's get the photos out. Let's do it. And even then, I was so busy last week, finally I posted them last week because they were good and I was happy to post them, but it was still a task I had to do over the weekend. Like, oh my gosh, I've got to sit down for a minute, go through all the photos, look at everyone's faces, heart the ones that are good, now do a slideshow.

That's another thing I have to fucking do. Well, you're giving it to the people who want to see it, your listeners want to see it. I know, but if I was Jennifer Aniston, I wouldn't have to post it all. Okay, but guess who is always on Instagram and TikTok is Reese Witherspoon. Yeah, yeah. She's best. She doesn't want to say it, but she's a little bit bummed.

She's a little bummed that she, because she didn't want to be the one she was hoping that she would be like, oh, before you guys go, let's get a little, everyone, Reese, get over here. Who's got the camera on? I'm assistant tag everyone and Reese is like, okay, yeah Cuz then I can just restore it. Yeah, like she definitely wanted it and it's not and she doesn't need it

And Courtney wanted it too Courtney Cox is really into the Instagram. Yeah, they're both She just did this thing where I saw people were taking photos on the couch like the famous couch on the Warner Brothers Lot the friends couch and then she hired behind it, and then she would pop up when they took the photo, and then go down, and then the people would look at, and then the guy would go, who was in on it, look at the photo and see if you like it, and then they're like, what?

And then she was behind them. Oh, that's cool. It's really cool, but I'm saying, she's loving the game. Yeah. She's loving the, I don't know. Nothing wrong with loving the game. No, nothing wrong with it, just sometimes I'm saying she's loving the game. Yeah, she's loving the, I don't know. I'm not saying wrong with loving the game. No, nothing wrong with it.

Yeah. Just sometimes I'm like, even like, and this isn't a bad thing because it's probably just a way to be like, I'm still connecting and I want to make sure people don't think I'm too high. I feel like I'm about, yeah. And so I'm gonna engage with my fans this way. But another one that loves the TikTok, the TikTok, is Jennifer Garner. She does TikToks all the time.

Been doing it forever, making her own bagels. Yeah, so I'm kind of fascinated by it because I'm always thinking like I wouldn't, they also probably have people helping them with it a lot. Yeah, a lot of production behind it. Right. And someone else, like they're doing the thing, but someone else is worrying about posting it and all that shit and not having, they don't have to, you don't go through their phone on a you know Sunday afternoon and hard everything because someone's doing it for right right right they don't and sometimes Annie does

that for you and sometimes I do it myself but it's still something like on our list to do which is like a lot to do all the time you know and it's like but there's this woman that I follow and she to the former reality show, say that. And I can't stop following her, but every time she posts, I have to show it to Annie because I'm like, I don't understand. She has, so she had a successful career. She had a short stint as a reality star that ended.

In that time, she got on Instagram and TikTok. And she just will post like these really bad dances. And it should like whatever the trend is like done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, and it's just like a weird dance and like she's an older woman and I'm just like, so wait a minute. During your busy day, and I can ask any of the sisters, I go, do you think during her busy day at her office where she actually has like a real career? She's like, wait a minute, before we go to lunch, can you just film me doing this weird dance? Or does she do all the weird dances on a Tuesday?

And then one of her assistant's jobs is to throw that out there. And she doesn't, her numbers are not growing. Who teaches on tours? Yeah, who teaches on, And they're not good dancing. And I'm like, her numbers aren't growing and they aren't going completely down either. Because I think there's people that, like me, that I'm like, I'm gonna keep falling

or just because I have fun when I show it to Annie. And I'm like, this is just so, like, why are you doing this? Like, it's taking up time out of your life. You have a real career. You're not making any money off of this. Maybe she just thinks it's fun. That's what I think.

Good. I guess so. There's some people, but I just think about the time and the day, and it's not growing. It's not. No, it sounds exhausting, but that's because you said, we have to do it. So maybe when you don't care, and you're just throwing it out

there, and you don't care if your numbers grow or not yeah I guess anyone then it's like because when I put it something and I'm like I free ball in it yeah I do one and it does really well and do another and it's like for some reason tiktok didn't let anyone watch it and I'm just like that was a lot of effort all right fine whatever down to the next but it just kind of bum me out yeah no I did the same thing. Sometimes I'm like, why did that get a bunch of views? And this one that I thought was funny didn't. Yeah, I also don't, I'm not gonna do that. But that's why you just throw enough shit against the wall.

So it will stick. Real housewives of Salt Lake, there's this girl Jen Shaw. I don't know if you know, but she's just go facing nine years in prison. She has sensed while this is being filmed, she was facing her trial where she said, I did nothing wrong, it's fraud, it's marketing fraud, it's all these things.

So I did nothing wrong. Since the filming of this, she has pled guilty. She's now gonna be sentenced on January 15th. During this, they go to San Diego because they can't go out of the country because she's facing federal charges she is pissed at this one girl

which i don't understand why she's mad at it she's mad at everybody judge screaming at everybody spiss at this one girl and um... she's the same pain on her head and uh... the girls like why did you do that because it's fun and she's like on anything was fun now they're on a boat in in sandiego and she she gets so angry, she takes a shark, couldery

board, like a cheap, like, Ralph's vegetable trade board and throws the whole thing with the plastic over the over the boat. Do the ocean. Yeah. Then she goes, who shoes are these? And the girl that she doesn't like anymore wasn't there. And she chucked both those shoes over. And they were $1,500 sandals. The one girl's like, oh, she's pretty rich. So she can count on my $1,500 sandals. Anyway, the Bravo docket, which is a great show,

it's two attorneys that only cover Bravo... bravo crimes which is a lot they went through and the crimes that she did in california and san Diego of throwing all this stuff over and it being over fifteen hundred dollars and pouring the champagne on the scrolls and it's like assault like literally like a someone wanted to charge her for these like ten things like she'd be facing like five years in prison in California. I mean

That's pretty funny. I love that they did that and that's Yeah, you don't get to you're not supposed to pour a drink on someone's head That is assault and like you're not supposed to litter and other people's property I thought is really funny and then so she was not invited to bravo con because they're like well she now admitted he always told us she was innocent every time she came to watch what happens live and now that she has played like we don't want like a convicted criminal I guess that bravo con I don't know anyway I think that they're actually pissed that she played and that they couldn't follow this trial

yeah probably and once you go away which is facing a maximum nine years which will get five uh... i the show might struggle strongly like it might i mean she's sort of the draw right yeah i mean she's awful screams and you're like tired halfway through but like there's really nothing else

really happening on the show meanwhile real house on Miami is really fucking good you can watch it on peacock there's this girl that she's the one on the right um this is the wife Lisa and her husband has a hot mic moment where he says to this guy while they're filming, I am not sleeping with my wife anymore, I'm gonna be single soon, I'm not sleeping with her anymore, because I would be cheating on the girl, I really care about who this is this beautiful model girl. And then also this photo, they said, Page Six, you're such an asshole, look at the photo, they picked up Lisa, I still think she looks good, but look at the one they picked up the beautiful model.

Anyway, the model has like filed a restry, get a restraining order against Lisa, the wife. I don't know why. And so now people are saying, Lenny, who is her husband, who had the hot mic moment, they're, I definitely think he knew what he was doing. Like he's been on the reality show for years. So he was doing it to get the publicity and also to get what? I just don't, or he just didn't care.

Like he's like eventually. And so she was on Watch Hums Live and she's like, I, the model girl. No, the wife. So then they break up. We're gonna see it on the show of them breaking up. And then he's like, you saw the episode of the hot mic moment a week before we all saw it.

When you think she's like I was just shocked like I had no idea that he said that or like that this was going on. And then she's like I knew her because they'd have these like sexy part there's a they the sexy parties in which I don't know if they rented out their house for these like sexy parties where people were lingerie, but they'd have them at their $80 million dollar Miami mansion and she was one of the girls that was there. And so she's like, I didn't really ever want to have parties, but I figured, oh, it's okay. And then hear her husband's with this like younger girl. And they're together now, him and the model.

Yes. And then he's like, you have to get out of the house. Priya are pre-napped, even though she's two kids. She's like, I can't afford diapers. And then he's like, you just spent $9,000 this month on designer goods for yourself. So shut up. It is like such. It's a bad divorce. It's such, but it makes for such a good show.

Yeah, I might have to start watching that one. Real, it's really good. How many episodes in is this one right now? Only four. Okay. And the rest are, you could watch start today. It is worth it. Because then there's a first-life being couple.

There's Martina, Navata wrote, what's her name? You know, the tennis player. I know about it. She's with this girl, Julia, and they're having marital problems. She's on the show? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah and they're having marital problems. She's on the show? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah, they are like empty nesters. Julia had two kids that went away and Julia is like miserable. And she's like, you're not fun and you're not affectionate. And I'll leave you if you're not like whatever. So there's like that juicy story. Then there's Larsa Pippen, who is married to Scotty Pippen. Okay. She was, she has a whole different face

than she had 10 years ago, shockingly different. And she has the Kim Kardashian ass that Kim doesn't have anymore because they used to be best friends, but now they're not friends. She's on the show looking for her husband. She has an only fans career where she makes like a hundred thousand a month

or something. And she's 47 and she's dating Michael Jordan's son right now. Right. And then I read that they were like, no, we're not dating, but we're just friends, but then they were holding hands or something on the beach. She has four kids. I think her oldest kid is like 24. So it is kind of weird. And I know men do that all the time, but it is weird for a woman to do it. And it is what it is, but whatever. It is, it is really whatever. It is really good. And then you have the beautiful landscape of Miami. Yeah.

Okay. So I think, if you're looking to do a housewife thing, I say check out Miami on peacock. They're not paying me. They don't even let me, they don't even bite me on a watcher in happens life. So I'm just doing my Christian service. I just wanna say today is Annie and I share a birthday.

We're recording this on December 14th and it was Annie who brought up the point that today is our half birthday. I didn't have birthday. I remember once when I was a little girl, I said to my mom, I go, when's my half birthday? She's like, oh, it's, you know, I'll let you know

when it's happening. I'm like, do you promise we'll celebrate it and everything's like, yeah. And then like a couple of months later, I'm like, mom, what happened to my half birthday? She's like, oh, it's, you know, I'll let you know what it's happening. I'm like, do you promise we'll celebrate it and everything she's like, yeah. And then like a couple of months later, I'm like, Mom, what happened on half birthday? She's like, oh, it's a few months ago. And I was like, you bitch. Like you told me you're gonna tell me what on half birthday was that? I'm like, as if my mom wasn't like working full time with four other kids, like what fucking no half birthday. She's like, I don't even know what that means. So today we are celebrating her half birthday. Well, congratulations

My real birthdays in 15 days. I know it is so when's your birthday? It's 27 29 29. Yeah, and you're one of those people unfortunate kids It really is an awful time to have a birthday. I know really you have a the only good birthday you got The only good combo gift you got which I'm Really, you have the only good birthday you got, the only good combo gift you got, which I'm sure wasn't the combo gift, was when you got your diamond. That was a good birthday.

That's true, yeah. And he gave it to me the night before. So I got to act like it was, like, not a birthday present, and then get a birthday present. Oh, you still got a birthday present after? Yeah. What was it? I don't remember.

Some reason I know, I guess I just remember getting engaged instead. But yeah, it's not the best time, but my mom always made a point to celebrate it separately. And then also, it's made me kind of not care that much about my birthday. Right. So if I end up doing something, then it's fun. But usually I don't, because everyone was always

like out of town or had plans. So I just have low expectations on my birthday, which kind of makes it better. My friend Noel, she is December 24th. And that's why they name her Noel. I'm pretty sure she's 24th. Yeah, she's another one that when they're I just, I don't even remember when someone's, oh, because of the holidays, it's another one where like, I always, I'm like, I know your birthday's around, I just know that it's around Christmas and it's just an unfortunate time. Yeah, we just go happy birthday, girl. Hope it was a good one.

Maybe you should start celebrating her half birthday. That's a good way to do it. Oh, you're right. Yeah, just the half birthday. So your half birthday would be June 29th, everybody put that in the calendar. We your half birthday would be June 29th. Everybody put that in the calendar. We're gonna have Sarah on June 29th. Okay.

Sarah, tell everybody what's going on with your life. You have a fun podcast. What else is happening? I do, it's called, are you my podcast? Check that out. I have dates coming up. January I'm going to be performing in Vegas in February in August. Oh, we're in Vegas at the Jimmy Kimmel comedy. Oh

fun. Yeah, have you done that one before? No, I have it, but whether the dates, you know, I don't I can't remember them right now because they're promoting. No, it's going to be it's on SarahColona.com and it's like January 14th around around then. That's good. Yeah. And then February I'm going to be in Dallas at the end of the month. And then in March, I'm going to be in Dallas at the end of the month. And then in March, I'm going to be back home in Arkansas, in Lowell, which is right outside where I grew up. So everybody needs to come to that. And that's March, third and fourth. And all those dates will be on SarahColona.com. Thank you, Sarah, and happy holidays. Happy holidays.

Hello, and welcome to a new segment that we have. It's called Juicy Scoop Man's Plaining Financial Expert. My son Drake Dobias, welcome to Juicy Scoop. Thank you for joining us on your winter break. Oh, thank you for having me on Juicy Scoop. So this morning you started to explain that the crypto guy got arrested and I said hold it, hold it, save it for the pod, brought you over here. I want you to explain to my listeners first, let's just explain what crypto is and what the future of crypto is. Crypto is a Bitcoin, right? Yeah, Bitcoin is a crypto, but basically what crypto coins are is just like, it's at the end of the day, it's just someone else buying it for more money, but it's really backed

up by nothing. So like, the US dollar is backed up by the government, and like when you buy stocks, it's backed up by the company, but like when you buy stocks, it's backed up by the company. But like when you're buying a crypto, it's just backed up by someone else buying it for more money. So. So when crypto came out a couple of years ago, and it was all the rage,

and all these young like 30 year olds made their money in crypto. Well, yeah, everyone makes money when everyone's putting money into it. But then when people stop, it doesn't go up anymore. So did people like Dad think that it wasn't a good idea because it wasn't backed up by the government because we did not invest in crypto, but you did. Well, yeah, basically it's just a gamble, so it's not like a good investment at all because it's never gonna keep going up. And did you invest in crypto with your own money?

Yeah, and how did you do? Well, I got lucky. So I like in one week made like six times my money and then I just sold everything. And then I never invested in that. And why did you decide to sold, see that love everything because you felt it was. Yeah, because I felt it was gonna go to zero.

Okay, good for you. So now let's talk about this guy with his unfortunate curly hair his name is what's his name freed fried uh... yes sam bankman freed freed um... okay explain his deal and what happened to him so he created ftx uh... which is this crypto exchange and basically he built it from the ground up and like out of in two years he says oh i'm

i have five billion dollars in cash i'm worth all this money and i'm such a good guy because i'm gonna uh... i'm gonna donate my entire fortune when i die that's what he said and the young guy yeah so it's basically he did all this shady stuff where uh... one of their biggest spending projects was donating to the the biden campaign actually okay

so pretty like involved in the government stuff. So very shady. But he basically would end up happening is he hired all these people like Tom Brady and stuff to push people to buy on the exchange and then to keep their money on there. He would borrow the money that he was getting from this company and give it to his other company, which is this Alamea Research Company. What was happening is he would take the investor's money that bought the FTX coin, which is not like the stock. People thought they were buying shares of the company, but they're actually just buying coins, which mean nothing. And is there ever actually like a physical coin?

No, it's just a number on your phone. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And what was happening is they were borrowing money for the Alameda research, but in uh... they borrowed like five billion dollars and then instead of giving them cash back they were just leveraging on their own coin so basically if ftx ever went down like all these other companies were going to go down to because it's all

i've on that and so what this sort of a pondsy scheme then yes it was also there's the commercial where tom Tom Brady was part of it with Jizzo when they were still together Where they literally are calling all their friends from like a chef to a whatever saying don't you want to be a part of this? Yeah, and that's what this was Yeah, they wanted everyone to be a part of it and He ended up just taking basically he bought all these properties in the Bahamas like $200 million worth of property

And he was taking all the investors money and like a billion dollars just went missing But basically what happened is how the whole thing crashed is this other company by an ants which is their competitor They owned like four billion billion of the FTX coin. Okay. And their plan was to sell it all at once because then it would crash the coin. Okay. So they sold it all at once, it crashed the coin

and then they were gonna buy FTX out until they realized like how much shady stuff was going on. So they backed out of the deal and then they got caught pretty quickly because they had no money. And then all the other investors were selling their FTX, but they had no money to pay them because all the money was in the other company and that Alamed Mia research was changing all the financial documents too for FTX.

So, when did he buy all this property in the Bahamas? Like two years ago. And you said that he made it in play housing. Yeah, they were in play. So we were right off. Yeah. Okay. It was all in play housing, but there was no proof of who was actually living there.

And you also told me something pretty juicy about the employees. Yeah, so they were all having, like, basically, they were all involved in having, like, orgies in the Bahamas. Okay. So they're all sexually, yeah. I'm just going to say that eventually, so you don't get sued, Drake.

They're all sexually involved with each other, though. So it's very weird. And have you seen photos of any of these employees? Yeah, one of the girls I think is the Alameda, head of the CEO of the Alameda company, which is his own company too. And in your opinion, are these really hot, attractive tech people or are they people that they're people you would see in the computer science classroom.

Okay. And yeah, and they're all orgies with each other. Okay. And then do you think that the fact that Tom and Giselle got divorced so quietly and quickly, really? Not quietly, they made a lot of press about it, but then it was all done, and they made it very clear that she had her own money,

she had already bought her own house. He, do you think that they were aware that this crash was coming no i don't think so i think brady just saw that he was getting paid some astronomical amount and he's like sure i'll advertise this okay but i don't think he had any intention of uh... like damaging his fans

in the crypto no i don't think his intention was but i might question is once he knew kuddy have gotten like a heads up that this crash was coming and then she he and jazel to protect their reputation and their assets i don't divorced and then at at work so that they are an. I don't think so because really what crashed it was the by-and-a-nce selling all their coins.

Okay. So, and then now it can predict what? And now Tom Brady and David Ortiz, who's he? David Ortiz is, he played for the Red Sox, which is a baseball team, but he's involved. Oh, so this involves two sporting teams. Well, yeah, there's actually other, and Matt Damon was on there too. Oh, okay. And so, also, these guys were encouraging their, like,

the investors to keep their money on FTX and not take it off, but that's what FTX told them to say. And so, by their influence, people are saying, you influenced me to stay on this and therefore we're suing you. Yes, because also there was other things where it was confusing because a lot of people thought they were buying the stock, which is stocks are like very heavily regulated by the government, whereas crypto is not regulated basically at all.

So do you believe that crypto is done forever? Um, it's crypto is done forever. What is the future of crypto in your opinion? I think it's going to keep doing the same things where every couple of years it gains traction and then it crashes, basically. That's what I think. Well, you ever invest in crypto? Potentially, and do the same thing I did last time, which is you just ride the wave up,

but you have to get out. You know when to jump off the boat. Yeah. Is that the expression? Basically when Brady is telling you on TV to buy it, that's when you should be getting out. Great scoop. Drake, thank you for explaining to all the girls that have had to hear their boyfriend's talk about this and not understand it. Before I let you leave, what do you love most about your mother?

What I love most about my mother, she made me bacon and eggs this morning and she also poured me a glass of water. So I quenched my thirst and got energy for the day. Okay. Great. That is just what I wanted to hear. I love you Drake. Thanks for coming in.

Thank you. wanted to hear. I love you Drake thanks for coming in. Thank you.