Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - RHOSLC Shocking Split and The Hilarious Jiaoying Summers
Episode Date: July 21, 2026Another Real Housewife has officially separated, and this one is a total shocker! I'm diving headfirst into the news about Angie K from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and her husband of 27 years sp...litting up. Were those rumors from her very first season actually true, or did this marriage simply run its course? Plus, in the world of Housewives divorces, D'Andra is at odds with her ex, PK, who claims she intentionally didn't renew their children's passports to block his summer trip to Europe. I'm also addressing the drama surrounding Taylor Frankie Paul and giving my candid opinion on those telling her to keep her child custody battles off social media. Then, the incredible Jiaoying Summers is back for her second appearance on Juicy Scoop! We discuss how she handles comedy club hecklers, the reality of being a female comedy club owner, and a recent crazy incident where three cruel influencers tried to destroy her business. She also shares fresh, hilarious stories about her tiger mom and what it was like living in a house haunted by a legit ghost. You're going to love this one, enjoy! -Sleep cooler this summer with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at bollandbranch.com/juicyscoop with code juicyscoop. -Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to Quince.com/juicy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. -Go to RO.CO/JUICYSCOOP to see if you qualify. -Go to SMILESET.com/juicyscoop to get started. Subscribe to my new show Juicy Crimes!: https://bit.ly/juicycrimes Stand Up Tickets and info: https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald and get extra juice on Patreon: https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPod https://www.patreon.com/cw/juicyscoop Watch the Juicy Scoop On YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: https://juicyscoopshop.com/?srsltid=AfmBOopTZFUvAeokrJJ6dQ5wuAW1T3nssO6pHk47u7KymJUBtBgKCvfX Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HeatherMcDonaldOfficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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This news came from some creators that I follow earlier last night.
And it was like from good sources, Angie from Real House of Salt Lake City.
She is the Greek girl that said you had high body count hair and she owns many salons.
and she has a husband named Sean and one daughter,
and they've been married for very long, I think 26 years.
And so I started to see some things pop up last night saying a very good source said that they are separated
and that allegedly it's because he is having an affair with one of the stylists at these salons that they have.
I was, you know, didn't know that it was true or anything.
But then today, page six did say that it's an exclusive through page six that the Angie
Katzanova, I know I'm saying her last name wrong, and her husband Sean have separated
after, sorry, 27 years of marriage.
Now, I did not have time to add up how many divorces within.
in the Real Housewife franchise what this one would be.
I think last I checked it was 18.
It's got to be up to like 24 by now with Bronwyn,
just from this alone,
franchise alone.
Bronwyn had filed for divorce.
And now I assume they're getting divorced as well.
Now,
for those of you that don't remember,
there was controversy in their marriage as every marriage.
I mean,
we've talked about how when you go and audition
for these shows.
They want to know about your life,
want to know that it's intriguing.
Anybody that's been married that long,
nobody has a perfect marriage.
Everyone's going to have some type of cracks.
And there were rumors
that then got brought up to light
through the other cast members
about Sean possibly being gay.
And she took offense to that.
There was no proof to it.
It was annoying.
And just because they own hair salons and he, I think himself was a stylist, doesn't mean he's gay.
There are male hairstylists that do women's hair that are straight.
There was a whole famous movie called Shampoo about this character that like just slept with all
these L.A. beautiful women that he did their hair and they just, you know, and he was straight as could be.
Anyway, this news did break.
This is all we really know is that they're separated.
don't know if it's an affair. We don't know who this, if, if anybody cheated on anybody or if they
have just come to the end of their marriage together. Of course, being on reality TV, it highlights
whatever cracks in the marriage there is. And it changes the dynamic. The biggest thing is that
you're famous. The biggest thing is that you are not who you were before you allowed the cameras in.
and then with all of that comes everyone is on social media including your husband,
your daughter, and they see all these comments and it could just be really hard on a marriage.
And it's possible that it wasn't that strong of a marriage when they started the show.
And you never know when someone goes on this show, whether it's solely to,
I think it'll be fun and it'll highlight our business with this, the hair.
I think they also like teach hairstyling at these salons that it can you know really and also just fun to be a famous person and fun to you know do photo shoots and all of this but as we see it can really change a dynamic in the home and in a marriage and I remember asking one housewife I'm not going to say it was who did get divorced after a couple seasons of and this was quite a while ago and I said I just have to
ask you, you know, when you said yes to doing the show, did you ever think it would affect
your marriage in a negative way? Where was your marriage at the time when you accepted being on
the show? And she said, I never thought, I always knew I'd eventually get divorced, but I thought
it would be further along. I thought I would get divorced like at 60. I didn't, you know,
I just, and this, this, it just speeds up something that's,
already broken. I don't think that you would get divorced because of the show, but I think it
speeds up something, and it certainly doesn't heal it. Like, if there was a crack, it makes the crack
bigger. And then the crack spreads apart and everything falls in like a giant sinkhole.
And in L.A. And also in L.A., giant sinkhole, just like Holly, we're just going to a giant
sinkhole. That can happen. So I've met Angie. We've had dinner. She's lovely.
We've hung out.
So this is sad, but also hopefully a new beginning.
It's a great storyline to be going through divorce.
It's a great way of another storyline of when you start dating.
They do have a child.
I believe she's like around like 14 or 15 now.
That's going to be really hard.
She's an only child.
I think that could be even harder that you don't have a sibling that you can turn
to and go, oh, these two crazy assholes, thank God, they're fucking getting divorced. We hate them.
I don't know. So, and then, of course, it's all on TV. So it'll be interesting. They've been
currently filming this whole time. So will we see when the show starts to air, will we see
them having issues or sharing about things? Are there fights? Is there moments like that?
With Bronwyn on Real House of Salt Lake City, you know, they were already having issues.
is somebody caught him sending or looking at nudes of somebody on his phone while on a plane.
Do you imagine you see a real housewife's husband on a plane and then you lean over and see that he's like texting and sending nudes or something or looking at nudes of another woman while texting?
And then you like DM that real housewife who you're fan of and they're like, hey, to break it to you.
But your husband literally on a plane like where you can like read someone's.
text. Crazy. So,
Bronwyn is doing amazing, though, her castmate. She's been dating this guy for a while. He's like a
36-year-old model. She's getting divorced. She is the winner and nobody liked her husband.
Now, Sean seemed always really nice and respectful. So hopefully this marriage can stay nice and
respectful. This divorce, I mean, because over in Beverly Hills, the divorce is not going so well.
it's not Beverly Hills. The real house is Beverly Hills. It's Encino. P.K. is really letting this get out there. It's another exclusive from TMZ where PK has called out Doreet over the child's passports fiasco. Last time we discussed it, he was put it out there and asked the judge, could I have the sole responsibility of selling this Encino house that we cannot afford anymore? Can we not push off this?
sale anymore. We need to sell it so it doesn't go in foreclosure because if we sell it privately now,
there'll still be some profit that we can split. But if it keeps going, it's going to go into foreclosure
and we're going to be screwed. And she keeps putting off the sale because she was traveling in Europe
for her birthday where he said she, you know, wasn't with the children. The children didn't know
where she was. Yeah, right. They were in Florida with her parents. Well, he said that,
he has asked the court, letting the court know that he had asked Doreet to make sure that the kids' passports were up to date because he is English and he wants to take the kids to England when it's his time later in the summer.
And he just found out they are both expired.
So now he cannot travel to Europe with the kids.
So he's furious.
His story is that it was her responsibility and that.
she knew she had to take care of this.
I'm guessing renewing someone's passport to someone like DeRite is a big pain in the ass.
And was it done on purpose?
I don't know.
But she certainly knows how to update a passport.
She said she was a child of, how did she say it?
She was like, I was a worldwide traveler.
I was a child of the world or something.
I traveled so much.
I speak four languages.
She of all people would know to check the kids.
kids passports. So I believe, even though it's a little bit of a pain in the ass, she knows how to do it.
Being a world traveler, it's something that she'd be checking. But because she didn't have any
international plans with her kids, maybe she did let it expire. And you know what? This is what
happens when divorces get ugly. And Doreen even said to Kyle, like, really, Kyle, you're going to say that
about how much money I should be spending at Love Shack.
I certainly can spend $4,000 on dresses and it's none of your business.
And I really hope that you and Maricio, I hope that your divorce stays nice forever because
mine certainly hasn't.
And it has not, you know, and I think sometimes things start out nice and then they don't.
And then you're like, oh, fuck you for not paying that much.
mortgage are making me move out of Benzino.
All your plans with your family and your relatives involving the kids, guess what?
I didn't renew the passports.
Whoops, sorry.
I was too stressed trying to pay the mortgage that you didn't pay.
Sorry.
Speaking of which, Maricio was seen making out with a very attractive young girl appeared
in a bikini somewhere in Europe, just kissing on like a little dock thing.
And so he's having the time of his life.
They're still not divorced.
He's doing special forces with Alexia.
They're going to go do that show together.
He's sick of doing real estate.
He's like, let me be a star.
Let me make out with these girls.
It's all good.
He's not taking listings.
He's the face of the agency.
He's set up this thing perfectly.
The fame of being married to Kyle and being on the housewives got him this real estate thing
that's going on.
And they're still not divorced, but Kyle has been sober four years, and she celebrated that.
Taylor Frankie Paul over at Secret Lives of Born Wives, her whole situation with her kids is just horrible.
And every, she's posting several times a day.
People report on it.
She has a huge following.
And the discussion is, should she not share this with her fighting, with her two,
baby daddies and now there's a CPS or whatever the name is for CPS Child Protective Services.
There was a report on that that said that they were disturbed that her eight-year-old daughter
was changing the two-year-old's diaper and that it shouldn't be on the eight-year-old to do that.
I disagree.
I think kids that age can help with their siblings.
It's not like she's left alone with the child for eight hours.
You know, it's just like, sure, she could change a diaper.
I don't know.
So Taylor felt she had to come on and explain that that is not something that happens all the time,
that the eight-year-old wants to help.
And it's just so gross that we know that there was a CPS report made and that we know all this.
And it's just like, I get it.
She's like, I am going to respond.
I feel that I have this platform and I'm going to share this journey of fighting with my exes about my kids and all that's going on with me and my mental health and exchanges and all of this.
I'm going to share it all in this journey so that I can help others.
And I feel, I definitely think you should tell your story.
I think it would be healthier for you and the kids
if you did all these videos
and you journaled it or filmed it or whatever
or you know what she should do?
She should go offline right now
and she should record all of this,
film it and podcast it with a podcast might.
Okay, she doesn't want to use the film
and just do a podcast
and do dates and times and what she's feeling and what just happened and do it all herself
and don't put it out in real time. That's what I think she should do.
Because then she can edit it. She can decide what she wants to share, what she doesn't,
if she wants to really actually write a bestselling book that we don't know the truth
because we haven't seen it all happen online and therefore we don't need to buy the book
or we don't need to listen to the podcast. I understand.
she makes a lot of money off of social media.
But I just think if she just didn't post it, you know, maybe after each day before she went to bed,
she journaled or talked into a podcast bank.
And then those times that she is with her kids or those times when she's not with her kids,
she is not overwhelmed with it.
You know, she's taking care of herself.
She's working on other things.
She can still tell her side.
I just don't know that we have to hear her side while it's.
happening. I don't think that's the best situation for her or her kids. And that's just my personal
opinion. Um, I don't need to report on this anymore. Season 20 of Real House and Vos C came out.
And, um, I was inspired to do a very, a well received funny video. So please go to my Instagram,
go to my TikTok. It's I, uh, it's the Shadabador School of Acting because I feel it's a lot of
acting. It's a lot of goofy. What?
Oh, Pratt Falls.
They go to this bungee jumping exercise class.
Shannon Bador does.
Listen, maybe the producers did it knowing that they'd get a laugh.
I think she upped it a little because it's like this weird.
You know what it looks like?
It doesn't look like you're getting a lot.
It looks fun.
It doesn't look like you're getting a ton of exercise out of it.
But it looks like a fun time.
And so we had to see that.
And then we had to see them all dress up like old ladies to celebrate Emily's birthday
at a drag bingo.
and this is an awful idea.
I was talking to some younger girls,
and it was her friend's 40th,
and they were like,
yeah, we're all going to dress up like old ladies
and go to this club out in Westlake.
I'm like, why?
Why all dress like old ladies?
No one looks good in it.
It's awful.
And it's not funny.
And we don't need to see it.
It's a stupid shtick.
We don't want to see dress-up stuff.
And they are old ladies.
I mean, two of them are well into their 60s.
you know, and it just, it just was weird.
And I don't know, there is no storyline.
There's nothing even to discuss.
It was like, Jen is basically poking at Heather to be like, remember Heather?
Remember when you said you were annoyed with Tamara, you know, four months ago?
Remember that?
Remember when you said that?
And she's like, what?
No, I'm not going to fuck with Tamara.
The woman scares a shit out of me.
I'm going to stay her friend until I'm not on this show anymore and I don't have to see her face.
that is what she's thinking of.
That's what Heather Debrough is saying when she's like,
excuse me, Jen, excuse me.
You asked me over and over what I was saying about Tamara.
Tamara and I are historical friends.
Sometimes I don't love everything, she says,
but I can still call her the next day when we have to film,
and we can certainly get along.
Oh, and the other thing that was interesting that Brandy Howard said to me when we were
hanging out this weekend is she said, remember when Heather says, oh, why does your hair look like
that or something to Tamara?
And Tamara goes, oh, Eddie and I were paddleboarding.
And they show this tiny clip, less than three seconds of the two of them paddleboarding and
she's getting hit by a wave.
This is February in the OC.
It's cold.
So it might be sunny out, but it's cold.
So she's just to wear a full wet suit.
And she has to paddleboard.
And then Heather Debrot goes, yeah, I'm done with the daredevil stuff.
I'm over that.
We don't need to do that anymore.
And we thought that was a sign to the producers of like, you're not going to make me jump out of a plane, paddleboard, go horseback riding, do a stripper pull, take a bungee class.
I'm not doing any physical shit anymore.
I'll dress up like an old lady and go to a drag brunch.
But I would rather just have a beautiful dinner, have a $75,000 party that we paid for,
not Terry's dead brother from Quiet Riot, and have a good time.
Okay?
That's it.
You can see my beautiful outfits and you can hear my wisdom.
But I don't need to, if you want to see me do physical shit, you need to follow my TikTok.
That's what Heather DeBrow is saying.
Okay, you guys, I'm really excited for a hilarious, hilarious comedian.
She is back.
Let's go with my interview.
Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
I have a return favorite.
Jowing.
Hi, Heather.
Summers.
hilarious comedian.
Mother of three.
Touring comic, actress, writer, juicy scooper.
Welcome back.
I'm so glad you could make it.
Thank you for reaching out and coming on.
Oh my gosh. Heather.
I travel the world and I see.
your fan in every show.
Oh, good.
They have to me.
It's just amazing.
Your fans are very different.
They're just all hearts.
They're just,
sometimes they probably never heard of me,
but they got to know me from your show.
And they,
it's like,
I don't know,
like they love you so much.
They're like your sisters
and they say, like,
you are one of us,
you know, that feeling.
Oh, I love that.
So thank you so much
for introducing me to your amazing fans.
Thank you for coming on.
They're everywhere.
Thank you.
They're in Europe, they're Asia, they're Australia, obviously, all over.
They are everywhere.
I love that.
You just had your third child with your second husband.
It's very Hollywood of you.
I love it.
Your baby is so cute.
Your baby looks like the husband.
He does.
And I look like his help and I'm afraid that he may lose the privilege to say, chink.
I don't think he can say it.
There's no way he can say it.
He got crucified.
He's a white man.
He's like Opium War White.
He's not just like a regular white guy.
He's like Ohio White.
My son is like.
Well, he has like a mature man name too.
I can't say it.
It's Arthur.
I say author.
My daughter's like, it's not author.
It's Arthur.
She's correcting me.
I'm like, whatever.
He's here.
What is home base now for you?
So Austin, Texas is home base.
Okay.
I kept, I sold my house in Arcadia.
I bought a condo in Hollywood, West Hollywood.
So I can just live in West Hollywood
where I come here for a week.
But I miss L.A.
I realize that we are paying for the weather here.
The weather is worth every penny here.
Yeah.
You can love or hate L.A.,
but there's no weather like L.A. weather.
I know.
It is so great.
And it's been actually really nice.
You got to avoid that sinkhole, though, that happened.
Oh, it's in West Hollywood, right?
Yeah.
I think I missed it was last week.
Yeah.
What happened?
I don't know.
I don't live in L.
LA, so I just see it and just go, oh, God, thank God.
Where's your home base?
It's in Thousand Oaks in a place called Sherwood.
Yeah, it's like, we moved out that way.
So everything's a little further, but now let me just get into how is your mother accepting
the new husband, the new baby, what's going on with your mom?
Because she is like a tiger mom, right?
Which is the definition of tiger mom is pretty critical.
Yeah, she's very tough. It's been really hard. She was not a proof of him because she just feel like I should be focusing on my career after my divorce. I am not good with men because I talk back. And she's like, if you talk back, she should stay single. Just talk back, you know, you just stay single. After my divorce and she came to take care of the two kids and I met my husband, she just think I should just not get married. Should not have any kids. I mean, she just feel like if I have
have a kid is going to age me for five years. I'll expire. She's just seeing a woman,
like, she's like, you got to be selfish, you know, you got just not get married anymore.
So was she critical that you got pregnant before you were married? Yes, she's very mad and
she's like, you are ruining your life. I said, I was already ruined. It's like, yeah, it's getting
worse now. And she said, he's going to leave you because you are turning 40. I'm 34. She goes,
you're 35. 35 is 40. You know, 34 is.
30.
You are 40 and he's going to, he's not going to work.
You're only 34 though right now.
No, I'm 36.
It was two years ago.
To her, you're still, she's reminding you that 40 is coming.
Yeah, 40 is here.
And then she said that he's, I don't think he loves you because he's young.
I said he's one year younger.
He's like, if a man is one year younger than a woman, he's actually 20 years younger than you.
It's different, different.
You know, like, he's a one year younger than a woman.
You know, like you can't be with the young woman.
Is she with your dad?
No, they are still together.
He's drunk, so I'm happy for him.
You know, I understand why he drink now.
Because when I was growing up, I feel like he's lazy and drunk.
And now I understand that you have to be drunk to survive around her because she's a problem.
You know, women are always the problem.
You'll work and you take off the kids and you're a bitch.
You'll be your husband drink, you know.
We do everything, but people still hate us.
People just hate women.
I hate her, too.
She clean for me, she cooked for me, she takes for the kids.
I hate her.
I realize that, oh my gosh, that's what's like to be a woman.
Anyway, right?
Like, we do everything.
And people just hate us.
Just like, why are you breathing?
Like, why?
You know, why you still look so beautiful?
Or, like, why you look fat now?
It doesn't matter how you look.
You're wrong.
You're, yeah.
So basically she, when she, then I got pregnant, she was furious.
She's like, how did you tell her?
I sent her, the,
the little ultrasound thing.
Oh, just out of the blue, you just texted her an ultrasound photo.
I just like, oh my God, Mom, I'm so excited.
She just like, can you get an abortion now?
Like she said that to me.
She's so Chinese.
Over text?
Yeah.
She's like, can you get an abortion now?
And what did you say?
I said, it's a boy.
She goes, oh, okay.
I'm serious.
I came home.
She made me dumpling and she hugged me.
And she's like, it's going to be a white man.
He's going to be privileged.
I mean, he's half Asian, but, you know, you get.
you got to take what you have.
He's going to be white.
So he can just like do whatever.
He's left for me easy.
So you know how to worry about him.
This is good.
This is an easy child.
It's an easy one.
Oh my God.
How do the older kids?
Your kids are seven and five.
How are they about the around the baby?
My son just being a boy is like, it's a baby.
My daughter, she's only five, but she's very mature.
She will just, she bring the diaper.
She likes to clean the milk and she likes to put the pacifier and clean the pacifier for him.
So she's full on big sister duty.
She loves him and she thinks he's adorable and she is the best big sister.
My son just kind of, he's a boy.
He's like, oh, there's a boy.
He also has a penis.
Oh, ha.
It's like a dumb boy stuff.
But you can just see.
She's two years younger.
She's sophisticated.
She look at him.
She smiles.
How cute.
I love him.
And he looked at her in awe of her amazed by her just because she's so nice to him.
And they just have this beautiful.
on. Oh, I love that. That's so sweet. Now, for those that don't know, not only are you a stand of
comic, but you really went about becoming the comic in such a great way and so smart and so
entrepreneurial because it's so hard to get stage time as a comedian, especially in L.A.
They say it's easier in New York and maybe even Chicago. So you have your own comedy club,
and that's where you were able to really work and hone your craft.
And you had an incident that happened that I thought was so terrible, but so interesting
about these influencers that came for a night of comedy and chose to make not flattering content out of your club.
Can you tell us about that?
Yeah, I think they were not really trying to do stand-up, but you actually just want to go there
and insults the arts.
Just go there and get on stage, read things of phones and get a reaction.
because they actually reached out
and were booked out
the open magnet that are booked out
there's only 10
I think eight spots every hour
and they reached out to the manager
she's actually here page and she said
well we can't guarantee a spot you know
if there's no one show up you can get
a spot but it's not guaranteed
so they went there there's
no spot and who are these girls
are the actual triplets
they are not really triplets
they also pretend they are 15 but they are
in the 20s the youngest one
18. The other ones are 26.
So they have a persona
online as 15 year old triplets. Yes.
And they're not triplets and they're not 15.
No, no. Okay. They are pretty smart to make
yourself 15 year old triplets in this gross world.
I know. I know that's smart. I should have learned from them.
Playmate, Playboy back in the day was always into twins and triplets and all that
bullshit. Okay, so go on. I should learn about,
learning about my age. They are smart about that. Yeah. Anyway, they just basically,
start cursing at the host, like a fucking moron, fucking stupid.
Like while they're on stage or while they're...
Before they got on stage because they were like, oh, it's booked out, you know, blah, blah.
They just start cursing and screaming.
It was awful.
And then the host was young and he's like, okay, I just got on stage.
You can go on stage.
They got on stage.
They start basically making fun of everyone and they're reading things off their phone.
People don't laugh.
They were like, fuck you guys.
Fuck the whole room, you know, blah, blah, blah.
And people just don't laugh because it's an open mic.
You know, nobody care about.
you have followers.
They have like followers.
Right.
Everywhere.
Anyway,
so they basically,
they left to the place
and they just had a terrible review about it.
They talked about it.
So then they went on the...
YouTube.
They posed on YouTube.
Oh, and they did a video about their night
bashing the club.
Before the club,
during and after,
they basically said they wait for three hours,
which is a lie.
And they said that the host
were harassing them,
sexually harassing them,
which never happened.
Wow.
One of the audience,
one of the open micers on stage
it's like wow those two are attractive
it's like three girls and the one boyfriend
that's normal it's open mic
it's like oh you're attractive
you guys look rich you know those kind of stuff
like oh they were like sexually harassing us
I'm like they are not your dad
so someone was on stage
doing crowd work and they were
waiting to go up so they were sitting there
and he's like oh who are you three attractive ladies
and they called that sexual harassment
yes and that person is also like he just
the open mic comedian who signed up to them
Mike.
Right.
They said this person is my host who worked at the staff of the club.
And they basically made up stories.
And the fans, because they are morons, you know, those fans, they're so stupid.
Yeah.
And they basically send us thousands of, like, death threats.
Like, nonstop.
Like, I got that threats.
They're ugly, stupid chink.
They call them off our host, the N-word.
And you should kill yourself.
It's like, then they start giving us, like, like, the review.
on Yelp and Google.
My review went to like one point.
Wow.
It was like 4.5.
It went to one.
It was so nasty.
But thank God it's a Chinese business.
You know, if we have bad review, it means it's authentic.
I don't care.
But it was very bad.
There's a lot of like a staff were affected because of death threats.
Those people are vicious.
So did any, I remember you were, you know, doing videos about it and letting people know
that this had happened.
I, of course, never had heard.
of these triplets, but, you know, there's so many people that are just famous within a different
demographic that you wouldn't know today, you know, so I understand the power they have.
So what happened? Did they ever apologize or take it down or anything?
No, we, um, who are these people again?
They are three bitches from Edmonton. You know, you think Canadians are nice.
But is that their name, three bitches from?
No, I wish, I wish they, they are that funny, but no. They call them like a cat, a cat.
Garas sisters. I can't even say it. It's like something like a East infection.
You know, it's like, okay. Anyway, they're just, my dad told me that's, and the dad would be in
the video. I'm like, yeah, he's fucking all of you guys. Of course, it's like, the dad is like,
you know, it's so cringy. It's like, Daddy, can I do? I'm like, gosh, bitch, you're
26. But that's not the real dad because they're not real triplets and they're not 15.
It's so gross. Yeah. They don't do anything. They're just dumb bitches and this big, I don't
no, big red hair.
So it looked like a fetish thing, I think.
Whatever.
So they won't take it down the video.
They want me to apologize to them.
Because my staff was, first of all, it's not my staff, calling them hot and, like, advancing on them.
Like, predators.
I'm like, by the way, like, just making up a story, it's so ugly because it makes a real victim.
Nobody believes the real victim.
It's so ugly.
where like people do that, you know, and they, or they think that the world is going to be on their
side because the checker took too long to check out their items. And they're like, can you
believe this? And do this thing. And then, but then depending on how certain people present it,
yeah, their, their quote unquote fans can really come after. It can be so disturbing. Yeah.
The fans with the right reviews about our club being shitty, but they've never been to my club.
And it's very bad for the business.
And I think the press reached out because they want to talk about it because there's a chef in San Francisco refused to give a influencer a free meal.
And she basically made a video a negative review about it.
And they had to close a restaurant.
They lost their business because of the review was so low.
That recently happened with.
That was a few years ago.
But not these triplets, other people.
No.
Yeah.
Other influencer.
Oh my God.
So I was lucky I had a platform.
Yeah.
Also, I was lucky it's a comedy.
It's an open mic place.
You know, people expect.
Right.
So if you were just an eatery, like just a restaurant, and they believed they had an awful experience and chose to do it.
You're right.
How could a small restaurant that maybe doesn't even have social media, but does have a Yelp review, how would they ever recover from something like this?
That is true.
It's very sad.
wouldn't be able to recover and they just destroy businesses because they didn't get their free
VIP treatment they are so entitled to they have no talents those girls I think they're they are
really sick people yeah I hope them well like they need it they need whatever I realize that
as a comedian I can cry about it I feel bad how they treat my staff but the bad thing I can do is
make fun of them so I just did a roast on that
I joked about them.
Yeah.
Made fun of them.
And that was good.
That was good for my mental health.
Right.
Yeah, people were so mad.
I call them horrors from Edmonton.
I don't care.
You know, I really don't care.
Anyway.
And did they, and did you still get some backlash from their fans?
Every day.
You, like, put up a video and there's comments in there?
Every day, we still have Google review that's negative.
Still, still to the day.
I don't even look at it anymore because it just, whatever.
Why?
Why?
Yeah.
And so you've got some exciting things going on.
The short film is Andre 3000, which is crazy because I had no idea he know who I am.
And he likes my comedy.
And we became good friends.
He brought me on Andre three.
I mean, he brought me on the Brown's podcast at the shop.
So that's how I met him for the first time.
And then we became very good friends.
And I'm very inspired by him as an artist.
And it was amazing to be in his short film.
seven piano sketches for his new piano album.
Wow.
It's a lot of fun in New York.
That's amazing.
Thank you.
And so tell me what else is going on.
What has been like how has the stand-up been going?
What you do a lot of crowd work, or at least that's what you show on your, in your videos.
Because, you know, that's always good.
I hear you said, what's your mama think about you being a Malaysian gay?
You always talk to the audience
and you get a lot of, you know,
fun people to go to your thing.
I love them. Different couples and things like that.
I love them.
So I was just really desperate about it to build my social media.
And it's so difficult.
We can't show all materials.
Sometimes if it's our new jokes,
it belong to a new special.
You can't really show it.
But how can fans come to see you if they don't see you?
So I just, I realized like after I do my material,
the last 10 minutes, I'm just going to talk to the front row.
And I start doing that just asked me, what species are you?
Because I think we're different species, you know, because racism is so stupid.
If there's an alien, like a human has black ones and yellow ones and white ones.
They don't think which one is better than which one.
They just see us as different species in different.
So I just started calling them, what species are you?
And then I realized that all my fans, they come to front row.
They expect to get roasted.
They'll get ready to get roasted.
You just look at me like, what you got?
Do you ever feel like they, since you're doing your material and not talking to them until the end, do you think they're kind of like a little disappointed, like, or like wanting to get attention or yelling stuff out or anything?
Oh, yeah.
For my, some shows that I kind of just do overtime and I know sometimes the theaters, they are very strict.
They just don't let you run over time.
They're going to find your money or anything.
I'm Chinese.
I'm like, don't think my money.
So I would not do any crowdwork.
like, bye, they were like, what?
What?
You were not talking to me?
I paid for the front row, bitch, you know?
They didn't say bitch, but they were just like,
huh?
They are sweet about Asians don't talk about how this point they are.
They just don't come anymore.
But anyway, they actually talk to me after the media.
Like, oh my God, can you roast us now?
We're buying a T-shirt.
I'm like, yes.
So it was so cute.
The front rows expect that.
The people in the back know I won't talk to them
because I can't really see who they are to roast them.
So the front row actually now expect.
to talk to
Have anyone
Ever been offended
By your roasting
Oh yeah
When I was in Pasadena
The I can't say the ice house
I say the ass
Ice house
Ice house
Ice house
One girl
She was just
She was roasting me
Uh huh
I was on stage
She this beautiful Asian girl
With an old white man
Head-playing you
I'm like
Oh there's a white man
I know there's an Asian lady nearby
She's like
Hey that's rude
iron your shirt, you know.
Where did she say iron your shirt?
Yeah, because your dress is wrinkling.
Oh, okay.
You look cheap and I'm like, I'm sorry, Mom.
How old was she?
She was probably in her 30s and pretty and little tipsy.
But I'm sorry.
You know, she's like, I said, I won a green card.
That's what I'm talking to your man.
She's like, she was so mad.
She's like, I'm a single mother.
I make my own money.
I'm also divorced.
I'm like, I know.
I would divorce you too.
And then she just got more angry, angry.
But you were trying to roast a comedian.
Come on.
Did she leave?
Did she leave or stay the whole show?
She was getting more and more rude.
And the security took her out to ask if you please leave.
I'm like, okay, I guess she's deported.
So that was one time she was, my own people.
Asian lady is literally just like upset with me.
But I was just calling her like, you are so pretty.
You have, you know, if I'm hot like you,
I would be a bitch too.
It was, I was not, a bitch too.
A bitch too.
Yeah, because I, I'm not like, be like, hey, you ugly, you know, it's not funny.
So funny is like, sure, she's a pretty girl.
I just, I don't offend her in a way that's direct.
So she just like, she's, she didn't hear that in her life.
She's like, wait, but you are offending me, but not really offending me.
So she just like got mind fucked by me.
Yeah, that, okay, you know, I talk about housewives a lot and they do this thing called
she knows how to read you
that expression
which is like
and I
someone showed a clip of
what was her name
Kenya Moore
who used to be on Real Housewives of Atlanta
and it's back when she was on
Celebrity Apprentice
okay that's how long ago it was
and the clip came up and it was like
wow Kenya knows how to do it
and she did this thing
where another housewife
from a different franchise
Brandy Glanville was sitting next to
down the whatever. Oh, I know Brandy.
Yeah. And so she was like,
look, I, you know, I try to keep it classy.
I didn't say that her skirt short
or whatever she said.
I'm just making something like, I didn't say that her
tampon string was showing because her skirt was too short.
She has great legs. Her skirt was short.
I'm sure she didn't intend to have her tampon string show.
I never said that, did I?
and it's like, you know, that kind of thing.
Of course, now you're saying it and it's on TV.
You're staying in front of people.
That's kind of the same thing that you're doing, which is really clever and really funny.
Like, oh, it's a little bit like a bless your heart.
You know how Southern people go, bless your heart.
Yeah.
Bless her heart, you know, she didn't have the, you know, bless her heart.
She's so pretty, but she can't read.
So she wouldn't have known what I wrote on that piece of paper.
And that is why she misunderstood this whole.
situation. Bless her heart.
Like whatever it is.
I love the housewife.
That's so funny. The housewives.
I love when they are. That's not really my
like forte, but I see it.
I'm like, oh my God, I fucking love it.
You know?
But so when doing that,
yeah, that's crazy. Now, does your mom
care when you talk about your mom?
She doesn't care.
I remember that
she was on my podcast because
Patton Housewell got COVID.
I think I gave him COVID by
texting him.
Oh,
but he came,
he did my podcast
anyway.
So I,
we got to the studio
and he had to
cancel because he
got not feeling well.
Yeah.
And my mother drove me.
I was desperate.
She drove me.
Yeah.
Because of my DOI.
I couldn't drive back then.
And I was,
you know, still,
I'm like, mom,
I pay for the studio.
What do I do?
She's like,
you pay for wage?
What do you do?
I said, can you be my guess?
She said, I don't speak English.
I said, I will translate.
So she just sat there.
And I said,
Mom, you know China.
America is very different
Because in America, they love when ladies
are tanned. Because when you are tan
It means you are fit. You love
vacation means you're wealthy.
It just people love tan,
skin. And my skin is dark.
So in America, I'm actually not
ugly. I have to actually explain to her because she
would laugh when I say I'm not ugly here.
And in America, I'm actually not ugly because my
skin's tan is considered attractive.
She's like, she lost it. Like, ha ha ha.
That's so funny. You're still ugly,
you know.
Yeah.
You know, your skin's
dark, it means you work at a farm, you're poor and ugly. And then I said, my lips is big.
In America is a good thing. Big lips is sexy, like Julia Roberts and Angela Jolie. She's like,
no, you have pig lips. You got big, big lips. You know, she's just like roasting me. And I just
try to explain to her because I know her, she doesn't hurt me anymore. But for the audience,
I want them to be like, hey, that's actually what she thinks. And oh my goodness, I left China probably
16 years ago
China changed
All the girls
start to like
You know what
Try to like
Be more confident
And the girls with dark skin
Before they're like
Yes I'm ugly
Now they're like you know what
There should be diversity in beauty
You know
We should ask
Curvy girls
A girl with dark skin
Should also be considered attractive
So they have the movement
So people saw my video
They're like
Oh my god
That's my mom
That's my mom
It's viral
It went to like a billion views
On one clip
And I went to China
I did Caspolitan and a lot of big magazines.
And all the people in China were like cursing.
I'm like, what a beast?
She's a monster mom.
Like what kind of mother would do that to her daughter?
And she was getting bullied online.
Your mom was getting bullied.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Because she was sending her saying even on her personal Vichet, like her personal
Facebook, she got in hate comments.
They were able to find her on Facebook?
Her Chinese widget, her Chinese account.
Like her Chinese social account.
Oh, okay.
And I said, Mom, I'm sorry.
And she's like, oh, don't worry.
I'm making you famous.
Next time I got your podcast, I slap you.
I don't care what they say.
As long as it's good for your career, I'm happy.
I don't give a fuck.
She's like, she's my spirit animal.
I'm not realized that she's cool.
Yeah, she's cool because life can be hard and you got to be a tough bitch in order to.
Yeah, she did make you perfect for comedy.
Mm-hmm.
I think so.
Does she play Mahjand?
She doesn't have time to play
Because my father was drunk
She had to work all the time
So she loves mahjong
But she did have a mahjong room
In our restaurant
So people can go there and play
And she can make money
Oh really?
She takes the fee for being
For housing it
How does she feel about it being so popular now
With women of all ethnicities
In all ages
Like everyone is playing mahjong now
I think everyone is
China Maxing
Ma Jiang and drinking hot water
Everybody is want to be Chinese now
China Maxing is a great expression
Yeah, everyone on social media
You want China Maxing
Your mother has to be hit on the face
Be like, you're ugly bitch
That's how you really become Chinese
You're right with a Korean skin care
Oh yeah
Yeah
Japanese things always been popular
The anime has always been popular
What about lymphatic massages?
Did you guys used to do that?
lymphatic. I don't know. It's like everyone just says like you're supposed to like
do this every day and then all of a sudden like all
the lymphatic like I'm like what? So if you do this massage every day then you're just
going to like pee out all your fat? I don't think it works. I think
I think like cursing at your husband drinking wine helps with beauty.
When you feel good you look better. Yeah. Yeah. If you hate someone you have to make sure
they know. So is your dad still a drinker? He didn't drink anymore. It was very cute. Me and my dad
never had a connection because he's always drunk. But he read a lot of books. He love reading and he's
very smart. He will help with my math homework. And he's always being drunk. I remember that it was
probably around four or five years ago. I was doing projects in China and getting a little popular.
And then my father had his high school reunion. And then I was giving speech. You're
my high school.
In China.
In China.
And it was a big thing, televised for my city.
And my dad just like, oh, by the way, my daughter is going to come.
You know, if you want her to meet your daughter who is inspired to go to America,
they're like, wait, your daughter is Zhao Ying?
He's like, yeah.
Come on.
There's no way.
She's your daughter.
You are such a drunk loser.
And he just felt like he's bringing shame to me.
He's like, I feel so guilty.
Like, I felt like I never was there for your life.
And now I'm bringing shame to you.
So after that, I just stopped drinking.
And he stopped drinking.
He stopped drinking.
Cold turkey.
He just stopped.
So just four years ago, whatever he did.
And because he didn't want brain shame to me.
And that made me cry.
And we are very close now.
He likes me a lot because I say money.
You know, I was talking to somebody recently, and I wasn't aware that did work like, you know, a lot of business and stuff in China.
And he said, you know what I didn't realize is what heavy drinkers.
They are.
Yeah, you got to drink to close deals.
That's why it's so weird.
Had they always been like that or is it a more recent thing?
It's always like that.
It's always like that.
We say wu-jou-b-cheng-ish.
If there's no alcohol, it's not a real gudgery.
And...
What is there alcohol of choice?
Bajio is basically a soju or like white liquor.
Very, very, like a whiskey.
Oh.
Vodka, very, not wine.
So a lot like a high alcohol
And the thing is in China
If you drink a lot
You close a deal because deals are made at a banquet
Bancoy if you can drink more
You can close a deal
Means that you are more sincere
Because and also like in China
If your husband come home
Open the door just vomiting at you at 1 a.m.
You're like oh my God my husband works so hard
Close a deal
You know blow job
Hand job I'm going to give you a massage
In America you come home drunk
You sleep on the couch
You have a problem.
You're going to AA tomorrow.
Like you have three glasses of wine.
You have a problem.
Do they have AA in China?
Not really.
We don't even...
We're about rehabs and stuff.
Not very popular.
I don't know how people...
They just expect people kind of quit on their own like your dad.
Yeah.
Or you really get...
You drink and you get liver disease and you die from that slowly.
But people just not taking it seriously because it costs a lot of...
I have a lot of my father's friends, my uncle.
I call them my uncles.
they die from liver diseases.
Wow.
From heavy drinking,
but they don't think it's a big problem.
And are the women big drinkers too, generally?
Women has to be able to drink skillfully at the banquets.
You probably have to drink and try to,
like you drink here,
you have your rice bowl,
you spit like this.
For real?
Yeah, like when someone wants to come in your mouth,
you won't make them happy,
but you're like,
I don't want your coming inside.
It's poor, you know.
It's like you put.
you put it
you are drinking
but you're like
they want to see
because in Chinese culture
when someone gave you alcohol
you don't drink it
means you are not sincere
you are sneaky
because my first husband
I said mom
he's a great man
he does not smoke
does not drink
and he does not gamble
she's like
it means he's selfish
he's going to murder you
there's something wrong with him
why he's not drinking
when someone wine
is like
care about their body so much
they're selfish
they're going to fuck you up
I'm like okay
that is one way
to look at it
yeah right like
this person's so disband.
And then she turned out to be right.
Yeah, she's right.
A real guy.
The first husband,
because I remember your story,
it was awful.
Like American cycle, right?
They wouldn't do anything harm their body
because they want to fucking kill you, bitch.
They'll eat you.
Right?
Like, well, men's so perfect.
No gambling.
Don't watch porn.
Work out every day.
Eat healthy.
Hmm.
Something must be wrong.
You mentioned,
and I do remember this from last time you came on,
that you did get a DUI.
Yes.
But nobody was hurt or anything you just pulled over?
I don't know.
I killed three trees.
Oh.
They are very expensive trees.
For real?
For real?
For real?
Yeah.
It's insane.
Yeah.
It's insane.
What is your relationship with alcohol now?
I think my drinking would be binge drinking.
Okay.
I don't drink every day.
I would not drink for three months.
I think it's with like the bipolar depression.
Sometimes I got into a very bad place or hypomania.
I have energy.
I feel like I won't sleep for three days.
I keep working and working.
working and I don't eat. And then, you know, you just feel like, oh, I have so much energy.
Like, I'm feeling great. Then I'll be drinking and then I feel great. I keep drinking.
But I had no food. There's, you know, there's no food in my system. Therefore, I would get really
drunk without even knowing it. I'll be driving. I'll fall asleep because of, I think I wasn't
controlling my hypomania. Yeah. That what happened to me. Yeah. So have you been diagnosed with bipolar?
I did. Yes, I did. And I tried liceum, and it didn't really work for me because it really
make your pussy stinky. It happened. It's so stinky. Wait, it makes your smell down there.
Oh my God. It's sinister. It's not like, like, gross. It's like, your mother, stop cucking hell.
Like the, like, when did you realize that it was affecting your cooch?
My coach, I remember that I had, I was actually my husband.
I started dating him.
The first husband or the second one?
Okay.
The Chinese men, the first one is Chinese men.
They don't eat pussy.
They think it's gay.
They do?
They don't, like, they don't eat pussy.
That's why, like, for any Chinese woman, have never dated a man who eat pussy.
I'm like, honey, you're missing out.
Because they don't, like, not eating pussy is the gayest thing ever.
Like, why would you think it's gay to eat pussy?
Yeah.
The gay is like, oh, they are ghost star gays.
Right.
Yeah.
Same pussy.
But anyway, it's crazy.
I was dating my, my now husband.
And I just like realized he didn't eat in my pussy.
I'm like, why you don't want you in my pussy?
He just won't tell me.
I just got so angry.
I'm like, well, then I just, oh my God.
I'm like, what is this?
It was so bad.
It was so bad.
It's, it's, no.
Have you looked it up?
Is that a real thing?
I looked up and I asked, my, my doctor.
They said it doesn't happen to everyone, but it does change your hormone.
It changed your pH balance.
And it actually happens to some people.
So it happened to me.
And I just felt so bad.
Like when I was crazy, I was amazing in bed.
Now God made me a nice girl and I have Stingy Cooch.
You know, that's why this crazy bitches is getting bad because they're crazy.
Yeah.
Because they're crazy.
They should be on lithium, but they're not.
Yeah.
So they're crazy, but they're crazy.
but their cooch still spills nice.
Yes.
But you tried to get healthy.
You took the lithium to make you less crazy.
Yeah.
Gave you a smelling coochie.
Yeah.
So how did they find another medication?
Are you just done on anything?
I'm not on anything anymore because I felt.
And you have a baby to prove it.
Yeah.
Lillium also makes me a little like I just, I'm happy.
Like I'm just like, okay.
I'm very mellow and it's just not me.
Did you think it affected your like jokes and creativity?
It definitely affected my creativity, I think.
because I just don't get angry at things anymore.
Well, I'm angry.
I read good jokes.
Because you're invested.
You're emotional.
You're like, oh my gosh.
But I'm just, I'm okay with everything.
You need to be opinionated.
Yeah.
I just, okay.
Yeah, I was just like, okay.
All right.
I'm like, who's this bitch?
I didn't like her.
There is this drug that people talk about called Reda.
Have you heard about Reda?
Redda is like a new,
it is a weight loss, like a,
Ozempic. Nice. And I'm watching these people give their testimonies, you know, online. And they're like,
RETA is the greatest thing. You lose weight. You also become super focused in, you know,
whatever your business is, you're cleaning things, you're, you know, doing. But they're noticing
that they aren't looking to have fall in love or have sex
or they're and they're not like wanting to be social or anything like that.
They're only like, it's like probably if you're like a sex addict
and you like to drink too much and you eat too much,
it's probably perfect for you for a while because you'll just be focused on like
cleaning your house, not eating, not drinking,
and not being social.
But then a certain amount of time goes by.
This one guy said he went to a wedding.
And he just, like, felt nothing.
Like, he felt like nothing about the love that was being shared
or wanting to pursue that kind of love.
And he's like, I think it's because I'm on this drug.
Oh, my gosh.
That's so interesting.
Yeah, I mean, it's, that's why I found your thing really.
I mean, it's funny, but it's also, like, interesting.
It's making you asexual, make you like, asexual robots.
Yeah, or you're just, yeah, the dopamine that you would get from having sex with someone that you're attracted to, what makes you fall in love with them is like not there.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
This would be good for someone with like who's, who's an addict.
That's what I'm saying.
Like if you're a sex addict or a love addict or whatever, it could be.
Also pedophiles.
You take that.
Maybe.
I don't know, but I don't know if it works.
I don't know.
I don't know if there's anything that can.
I hate that. So I want to talk about this. I noticed that Chloe Feynman, she is on S&L. She's one of
the best impressionist. She does such good celebrity impressions. She's pretty. She's very thin.
And according to the New York Post exclusive, she just announced she was leaving NBC's late night
sketch show S&L after seven seasons, which is interesting because the way I always remembered it is that
that's kind of the time people leave.
I don't know if the contract changes or the contract is good for seven years or you go up to seven years.
And then it's either you need to sign another five or something.
So then people leave around seven.
But they said while she, she's 37, form close friendships with some co-stars, she didn't necessarily mesh with everybody.
Chloe could rub people the wrong way at times.
Well, who the fuck doesn't?
Yeah.
But, you know, I did not realize it.
And probably other people didn't realize she is like a scientist.
She is a Scientologist.
And I don't really think that matters.
I think the people that I've known throughout the years that were Scientologists,
in entertainment, they kind of like keep that separate.
Like they're not like trying to like recruit you when they're at her level.
But she's also probably still a part of it
Because they also are so in it
And now I don't know if she is like a second or third generation
Scientologists or what
But when it comes to entertainment
It's such a weird religion in that they like
That people feel like their success
Is sort of dependent on all these different weird things
that they do within the religion
So they don't really ever try to leave it
And also they know all their your secrets and all this
It's so interesting. I'm just curious because I know that Scientology sometimes they would offer free acting classes.
Yes.
You know? And sometimes it will be very easy for someone who moved to LA cannot afford acting classes and you meet Danny L.vedo, you know, acting class.
What? You know, you just like, sign me up.
But when you are very successful and super smart doing those shows, at which point you're joined.
when you are rich and successful.
I feel like it will be easier for someone joining when they are broke and hopeless
and just like, oh my gosh, this is amazing free classes.
I got me celebrities.
I can't believe that anybody that they're getting any new people.
Like there's been like so many exposés and stuff on it.
I'm like, who is, I could see how some people fell into it five years ago,
10 years ago, 30 years ago, you know, trying to make it in Hollywood and walking in
and getting the free class and all of that.
But you're right.
Like, no, who's joining now?
Yeah.
And, but I mean, I can also see why she's leaving S&L.
Because, like, if you stay, some people want to stay there forever.
Like, what's the one guy, Keenan, he's been there forever.
But most people, it feels like, you know,
and I'm sure she met with her team and everything of, like,
when you need to make the leap so that you can go and do something else.
But of course, there's also that risk that you won't do anything else.
But she is such a huge Instagram and TikTok following too
because she'll just come up with characters and do them.
Yeah, she's so pretty and she's really talented.
I think she's going to do well.
Oh, yeah.
She will do perfectly fine.
Did you ever have a desire to do that kind of comedy?
I can barely speak English.
I can bury something like myself.
I don't know how to why.
I have so much respect.
I marry people who do impression.
It's such a gift.
So talented.
But I can write a whole script.
I read poetry and I wrote novels in China.
So I can write a lot of things, create things with my pen and my imagination.
But my body as a vessel, I can't do impression.
And I just love my friends doing impression.
I just hung them down.
I'm around my friend or my friend Gaffrey.
I just keep begging them.
please say like this.
Talk like Trump.
Talk like this.
It's amazing.
So I really think she's going to do very well.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, but I think you're very funny.
Like someone's like,
she brought people the wrong way.
Who doesn't?
Like, yeah.
It's just like it's not even like they want to try to make her sound like she's difficult,
but they don't have any,
don't have any evidence.
Let's say that.
That seems like, yeah, someone was just trying.
And it's exclusive.
Like this is like, what?
Exclusive to what?
Not everybody liked you.
Not, you know, you got along with some of your co-star.
but not every single guest star that came on,
not every person at craft service.
It's like, so stupid.
Like, I'm sure she was fine.
Yeah.
You said you were working on your own.
Do you have a sitcom coming out?
What do you have?
Well, in development,
I'm working on a TV show
that is inspired by my life.
And then I have a movie I've been working on for years.
It was based on my real life experience in Kentucky
at a haunted Kentucky ranch.
When were you in Kentucky?
Kentucky. I went there in 2009. I got to Kentucky for college. Before you had kids. Before I came to
LA, before I got into entertainment. That's right. When you went to college there, right? Yes. Okay, I remember that. And you lived on a haunted ranch. Yeah, there's a lady that they need to hire someone, basically do an in-house assistant. It was on Craigslist. And I couldn't find a real job because I didn't have a green card. I was, I was, I found that job. And they need this assistant to drive them.
round and stuff. They hired me to drive it around because the lady was blind. You know, I was
Asian. She told me how to drink. So you were just like her personal assistant that drove her and
did everything. Yeah. While you're going to college. Yeah. She told me how to drink. I'll be driving
her. She'll be having the box wines. Okay. You got have some. This is the grape juice.
Yeah. Yeah. I just like this is, it's like a piss. Yeah. It's good for you. So I start
drinking because I was driving her. I'll be like a drinking. She'll be like a drinking. She'll be
be holding the box juice. I'll be drinking. She won for me, one for herself. She was a, she was a
wild, like she was a riot. She was a sweet, funny lady. Yeah. Yeah. So what, so what, how is this,
how was it haunted? Yeah, it was just, I, I, I was, you lived at this ranch with her? I wasn't
living there. And then she offered me something. She said, listen, you can live in an attic. I didn't
know, edict is bad because I'm not American. Yeah. It would, in the attic, you know, you can live there.
I was like, I can save my money.
Because I just got a car.
I spent like $500 on this car.
Yeah, yeah.
In my first car.
I have a car now.
I'm a real, like, I used to have a bike so I can really live a real life.
I said, okay, I can save money for my rent.
I moved in there.
It was, I don't, I don't see any ghost.
I'm not delusional, but it's off.
Like, it feels.
I was in the attic.
I just hear door knock.
I just, when I hear that, I laugh.
I'm like, okay.
what is this?
And then nobody.
It just is...
Really?
Yeah.
And then...
So you're living in the room.
Yeah.
And was the attic?
And was the addict like not high ceiling since you're an attic?
Was it like a pitched roof?
Like a little bed there?
Yeah.
A little bed there.
And I just hear a door knock.
And I'm like, what is it?
And steps.
And there's nobody who lived there, just her.
And you open the door and no one's there.
No one's there.
and then I went downstairs.
I said,
also like my computer fell from bed.
I was sitting there.
It just fell.
And then the things fell from the bookshelf.
I'm just like, I asked her like, what is it?
Someone else come to visit?
She's like, oh, it's Bittie.
Who's Bitsy?
She's, oh, she died in the attic.
How old was you when she died?
I asked her.
She's like, oh, I don't know.
She's the mother of the owners of the house.
I bought from them.
She's nice. Bitsy's been around for a long time. And she said she's nice.
Yeah, Bissy's nice. Well, then why is she trying to break your computer and throw shit around?
I'm like, what does Bissy want? She goes, she's nice. I don't think she likes Chinese.
No way.
She said that. She's so funny. She's so funny. She's like, I'm sorry. But I don't think she's a bad lady. She just never seen your people. She's afraid of you.
Now, you're supposed to worry about the ghost being prejudiced and discriminatory?
Yeah, it was so funny.
And so how long did you live there with Bitsy the Ghost?
You're three nights and I can, it just keep going on.
It just, there's like a song.
Did it keep you up at night?
Yeah, just the knocks.
But did it make you less afraid because she was so not weirded out by it?
I wasn't as afraid.
Did it make you less afraid that it was just a racist old female versus being a man?
Because I would always think about a ghost.
I just think I would immediately think like an old scary man, not, oh, scary.
Oh scary means worse than scary woman.
Yeah, like a man.
Oh, yeah.
That's scary.
I wasn't very afraid because I'm Chinese.
I'm saving almost $900 in rent.
That's, I can, whatever.
She can, yeah, she can spit on my face.
But after three days you had to leave.
I couldn't.
I remember that it's getting really, the sound is like really loud.
Like footsteps going upstairs.
I hear that.
I just want to laugh because am I crazy?
Am I crazy?
Because I know I'm crazy?
I'm afraid that maybe I'm being crazy because I've been guest led my whole life, you know, by my mom.
And I open the door, it's nothing.
So I just started like, I just started like, okay, I think I should go out and check what's going on.
I walk outside.
It's snowing.
It's around Christmas.
There's nothing.
My car is outside the driveway.
There's nothing.
I went downstairs.
Again, there's a footstep right there over and over.
I just kept going down and up.
And I call my mom.
I think something's wrong here.
I hear steps and stuff.
She's like, there's a ghost there, I think.
I think you should leave.
She said, you don't want to mess with ghosts.
And I want to leave.
I remember, I just,
when I want to leave, it just got more violent.
Did you believe that ghosts existed before this?
I see things.
Like, my grandmother is, she believed in ghost,
and I see her getting possessed by ghosts.
But again, I didn't see ghosts coming in.
She would talk like someone who's already dead.
Like an impressionist.
She's the best impressionist.
Your grandmother was possessed by ghosts.
Yes.
But I didn't know she's just good impression or she's actually,
because I don't see ghosts come like, ooh, you know, I just don't see it.
And she would talk like the lady, her neighbor who had tongue cancer.
She talked like this.
She sounds just like her.
I'm like, oh, my grandma is possessed by this lady.
I just laugh.
I'm like, oh, my grandma's so funny.
She can talk like this, that lady, just like her.
Oh, my God.
You know, I did Celebrity Ghost Story many years ago.
love that. I just love ghost stories.
Because there's something we don't know.
We can't just say it's not real.
I had a weird experience
in a hotel room.
I love that. And then when I was in the airport
after leaving that hotel, I got the call
saying, do you have a ghost story? And I just thought that was
a sign. So then I said, well, maybe this was
a ghost. And then I had to kind of embellish the ghost story to get on the
TV show. But, I mean, they told me how they were paying me
$6,000 to do the show.
for like three hours of work.
So I was like, yeah, I have a ghost story.
There was a ghost.
Yes.
Because what would you call me in the airport right after?
Yes.
Because you know.
And so, yeah, so I did that.
It was on A&E celebrity ghost stories.
And I mean, so many celebrities had a ghost story.
Clearly, we weren't all, we didn't all really have a ghost story,
but we all really needed $6,000.
Yes.
So, yeah.
Anyway, I kind of, my ghost story
was I felt I did feel it was the weirdest kind of dream I ever had,
where I was in this hotel room and I felt like a man was in the bed with me and kind of
on top of me.
And I remember like feeling like a man's hairy arm.
And I didn't feel like anything like inserting inside me.
It wasn't like I was like raped by the ghost.
But it was something weird.
And I just remember like wake up the morning and going,
but I felt like I was awake during that time, but it was like, I just was like, oh, that must have been a really weird dream.
And then when I had to do my story, we kind of had to add some things.
So it was like, oh, the air conditioning was hot and cold all the time, but it really wasn't.
Also, I kept misplacing a lip liner that weekend.
So then I was like, well, does this man, is this man kind of like into cross dressing?
I don't know.
But we added that to the story.
That's amazing.
Oh my gosh.
It could also be Rosemary's baby, but he didn't.
Because he was on the rather drug, he can't get his dick hard.
You know, he's like a sentence.
He's trying to like give you a demon baby, but he's like, fuck, I'm hot now, but I can, for that drugs.
Like, my dick's not hard.
Yeah.
Remember, did you actually dream?
Do you have weird dreams?
Oh, I have very similar, similar dream.
I would think it was in Kentucky.
Yeah.
I got in this new apartment.
It was a duplex, very old duplex.
I was laying in bed I can't move
It was night
And this man with a fedora hat
He just walked right next to my bedside
And just staring at me and get closer and closer
To my face
I can't move I can look at him
But that was a dream
It should be a dream
Because you think it was a dream
You think it was a ghost
I think it's a dream
You know when you
You have a nightmare
Yeah
Terror
So I just I can see I see him
I just can't move
Until I woke up
I got up
Oh my God
Yeah
Yeah. But again, maybe maybe I was a week. Maybe that was a ghost. But I didn't touch it. I don't have evidence after that. I wish I filmed it. But again, you can't see ghosts. But you feel so real, though. Like is your, I'm going to switch it up to a little bit before we wrap up. Is your show that you're working on, would it be like in front of a live audience? Or do you think it'll be more like a filmed single camera? I think it's a filmed single camera. Oh, cool. And it's about your life here.
with your kids and
awesome
I can't wait to see it
and you have a bunch of dates
I want everybody
and this one was just one
that I popped up
that's coming in September
but I know you have
international dates
and everything
where can everyone find you
It's geoffingcom
and social media
and summer's everywhere
and you post a lot
you're so funny
and your shows are great
and you have a stand-up special
Yes
what species are you on Hulu
and Disney plays
Then this tour is called the pony.
What's it called?
The lucky pony tour.
The lucky pony tour.
How did you come up with that name?
The year is a horse.
It's this year.
And then my baby is a horse.
He's a little pony.
Oh, cute.
So I think a lucky pony because he's my lucky pony.
Yes.
A horse is a good sign.
Horse is good.
Yes.
I love it.
Your snake?
What are you?
I don't know.
Do I tell you the date and you'll tell me?
I just need the year.
The year is 1970.
It's dog.
Oh.
Dog is good.
It is good. What's bad?
That's awful. I mean, what is that? That can't be. That means an entire, everybody born in one year is a bad person or a good person. Yeah, it depends on the person, I think. Dog is like a loyalty, lucky. Yeah. Lucky.
Oh, okay. It means money because we say Wang Cai, Wang Cai. A dog represents money. And then what snake represent, which is you?
Creativity, beauty, but a vengeance.
Oh.
Like you have your bad part of it.
Okay.
Like, every sign has, like a dog is too kind.
And what's the best?
Is dragon the best?
I feel like it is.
Dragon, everything has a good and a bad.
Even pig.
Pig would be some pigs are like a rat.
My daughter is a rat.
My friend was just bit by a pig.
Pig can bite people?
Yes.
They are vegans.
They're not vegans at all.
Oh, they love the human flesh.
No, we went to this beach where the pigs roam in Bahamas.
Oh.
And my friend.
her husband, she wanted to feed them all this food. They said, don't feed them, but she wanted to
because she thinks she's like, you know, helping the pigs. And he had all this chicken and this one big
ugly pig just bit his leg. I was not into the pigs at all. No, they're ugly. I was, they were not
cute. No. I was like, there's, I swam onto the shore where the pigs were, because she said,
just swim from the big boat. And I'm like, there's shit in this.
They're shitting.
They're pigs.
Yeah.
It was so, it's not,
nobody do the pig beach thing.
I really, it's not cute.
No.
It's not cute.
And they live there and they be,
they will buy you.
They don't know.
Well,
I'm so excited for everything that you're doing.
And I'm so glad you came back.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I love being around you.
When I see you,
just like,
you're so beautiful,
so funny and so kind.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah.
Love you too.
Bye.
Bye.
