Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Selena Gomez vs. Hailey Bieber with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: February 28, 2023

Justin Martindale and I discuss the SAG Awards and tit slips. Did Hailey Bieber and Kendall Jenner mock Selena Gomez eyebrows so much that she had to leave social media? Woody Harrelson went rogue on his SNL monologue, but no one got it. So it wasn’t fair to blame that rat after all? Lady Gaga is being sued. The Morman swinging Tik Tok mom got arrested. Why are so many men single? Will you watch Senior Bachelor? Pink is on a PR Tour. Will Sam Smith be Che Diaz’s love interest on And Just Like That? I know how to revamp Real Friends of WeHo. Tom Brady wants to be a stand-up comic. Anna Delvey might have a new best friend who is terrorizing NYC socialites. Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Justin @justinmartindale Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen in, listen up. Woo-hoo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have one of our favorites, Justin Martindale. Welcome back to Juicy scoop. Good morning, mother. It has just continued to be a cold weekend.

And I was telling you that I was getting preparing for the storm of the century. And I also want to say to people that think the world is ending. And I don't disagree. However, I've lived here my whole life. I bought the house next door to my parents. It has snowed twice before. I have photos from the 80s of my old house with a little bit of snow on the grass in our

front yard. So I know people freaked out by it, but it does happen and it doesn't necessarily mean the aliens are coming, but I don't believe they're coming. I did text you when it was snowing. I said, Erica Jane was right. She's loving it. She definitely has had a fun weekend of shading that. Yes. I don't know if it's showing Pasadena, but I think Mount Baldi, which is pretty close. And, you know, yeah, it happened. It was freaking cold. It's still cold. And I ended.

It's waiting again today. And I ended up like not doing anything, preparing for the storm. And then like by the third day of like wearing pajamas and watching bad TV, I was like, you know what? Heather, so we went out last night, Peter and I brought Mackenzie. Peter's all excited to go to this like Michelin star sushi play. Oh, and when I called, I they said, okay, you know, like, how many people, like three or whatever. And they're like, okay, how many people, three or whatever.

And they're like, okay, it's a set menu, it's $100 minimum person or something. And I go, okay, whatever. Can we sit down? 530, because I figured the guys would be cooking, it's just like a big deal, right? But I still also thought, $100 each of Just Sushi is expensive, but it's special occasion whatever. Each of just sushi is expensive, but It's special occasion whatever So we go there and there's only one of their couple there and it's like in a little shopping square in casino And the guy is like really mean that McKinsey's not there. He's like um

You know any any it's hard to understand you know because that American boring and he hasn't asked about and so like So I was like, I'm sorry, my daughter, I'm sorry that she's like, I prepare all the stuff, we're starting now. And I go, okay, we can just start them. That's her fault. What was the special occasion? No, there really wasn't a special occasion.

Oh, yeah. I just thought, nice. I'm getting. I just like that we were having dinner with McKenzie, who's my daughter. So anyway, so the food was amazing. Each new little fish had a long story about why this fish is so good and on the rice and just melts in your mouth and okay, okay, okay.

And we had a couple of glasses of wine each. It was so expensive. Peter's like, I'd go, I guess if we would have said, hey, we don't want this set menu, but they didn't really give us a choice. And I had that $100 in my mind. So I thought the set menu was $100 not counting alcohol. And at one point, I'm like, wow, I'm getting kind of full, but you know, I want to eat everything. And I was thinking, God, this is pretty cheap for just $100.

Like, all this, anyway, this is one of those expensive things you probably heard about it where you go to the sushi place and the guy just gives you any weird thing he wants. But it wasn't very weird. But I was like, okay, well, after you told me the price, I was like, okay, yeah, don't need to do this again. You thought it was $100 per person? Yes. It's the minimum. And then it was $100 per person? Yes.

It's the minimum. But it was just kind of... But he didn't give us a choice to be like, hey, we don't want that. We just, can I see a menu? They didn't give us the menu. They only gave us the drinking menu, which was just socky and wine and beer.

And so, yeah, I just was like, okay, let's experience this. I've heard about it. And, but yeah, I'm like, for the price, no, I don't need to do this again. How much was it? For the three of us? For the three of you.

It was over $800. Wow! Wow! For raw fish and rice. Oh. I know. What was the weirdest thing you had? This starter was like, I wasn wasn't into some of these like,

like little squares of, I don't know, tofu thing. But all the fishes were great. There was only one thing I was like, and not feeling that, but out of like the 10 other things, eight every bite. And I was like, wait, so the mango sorbet wasn't included. And he's like, no, that was also like, the average.

That was all, I'm like, I kind of lived without that. Again, they made it seem like you have a choice. Because her pay, Luigi's survey out like, oh my god. So it sounds like the saw movies, you have a choice, Heather McDoddle. Well, you have the sushi in front of me. I just am glad that Peter had picked it out and everything because yeah, exactly. You have a choice. You have a choice, Heather McDoddle.

Okay, let's get into the fun. I didn't really watch the Sag Awards, but let's talk about some scoop on the sag. Yes. Speaking of sag, I don't believe that Audrey Plasas boobs were saggy at all. Wait, is that the thing? So they saw her when they won the award for best cast that she seemed to be like saying things or being pissed like like being annoyed. So they've since analyzed it. And she's wearing this like top that looks like you know, two ace bandages going across your tits. And of course, featuring the hottest look of the year. The only trends, the under tits. Yeah. Under tits. And I guess somebody when she got

up there, um, dead, your tit had fallen out out and that's why she was like, oh god, you know, and like a like annoyed She was covering it, but this this thing from we looked it up Audrey Plaza sag video and it comes up Audrey Plaza popping out of her massive saggy tits First of all, they're not saggy and they're not massive. They were tiny. The outfit, it's not my favorite look But she has the body to pull it off, but they it popped out. I mean, what do you want? It popped out But also that article was from sex.com. Of course, I'm like, yeah, you got them big shankies, Sagittites Jessica Chastain fell. You pulled a jay. A jay law. Yeah Which is always good to do. And where was this?

It was on YouTube or something. Yeah, like wasn't even on TV. Nobody cares. I just saw like a couple of the highlights. But like, I think what I saw from this before, uh, uh, uh, was that, yeah, her, her, what is it? The strap was coming up off. We were, and then some of my grabter and she just kind of get,

got pushed to the back a little bit and she was just kind of like what's the fuck happening? Yeah. Why am I up here? So and I just love her. And she won, right? I think she won for something. Did she win for something else?

I think she did. I thought I'm so out of this whole thing. It's just it's a this award season is exhausting to me to me and so predictable like I'm really happy for the cast of Everything everywhere all it was I haven't even watched it eat what is it about? It's about like the multiverse like it's like what do you mean the multiverse Heather? Where have you been? It's the multiverse. It's like where would Heather McDonough not Donald be in an alternate universe It's like you're here now at juicy scoop But like in another, another

realm you would be, I don't know what would you be in a different world. I kind of like that. Okay, we all watch it. But she won here. She won, but the Agree. And I'm happy for Michelle Yo and all of the cast and everything. But did you see her dress? Michelle Yo's dress. No, it was like crinkle fries. And when she got up there to accept her dress, Michelle Yo's dress? No. It was like crinkle fries. And when she got up there to accept her award, the crinkle fries just kept hitting. What did the crinkle fries hit?

She had fries? It was like hay or something. And when she won, it was just scratching the mic. And that's all I could think of was just this nightmare ASMR happening. Well, Jamie Lee Curtis got up there. And she, I think she had a good speech. She had a great speech.

She said, I love actors. I love acting. I love the job we get to do. I love being part of a crew. I love being part of a cast. I love what we do with each other. It's such a beautiful job. And I know that so many people in our industry who are actors who don't get to do this job,

and you look at nights like this and think, it's that ever possible for me. And I know you look at me and think, well, NEPO baby, that's why she's there. And I totally get it. But the truth of the matter is, I'm 64-year-old, 64-years-old, and this is just amazing. So I think that was good with the NEPO baby conversation that she like acknowledges about herself, but then at the same time, she's like,

hi, I have a huge body of work that's been started since I was like 17. So, you know, yes, that's been started since I was like 17 so You know, yes, I that's what I always say the nipple babies get their star But they wouldn't keep getting hired if they suck so yeah, and she did for her But her art is still weird on her ball, but she did the Still weird I don't care and I still found her to be I don't care. And I still found her to be like very annoying on real house.

I said, Beverly Hills, but that's not her fault. No, it was. No, it was. It was very chic. Yeah. She had a very chic experience, but she did the intro with the Saga Awards. Did you see, you know, when they were like, hi. Yeah.

Well, I started out, you know, and she did the, she was doing, she said she was on a show with her dad, Tony Curtis, and she got fired from the show, which I did not know. Okay. And then she was like, had I not been fired, I would not have gone on to audition for this little low budget movie called Halloween. So I've like that kind of stuff. Those kind of stories. Yeah. How far are we away from Jamie Lee Curtis and Michelle yo boning it down officially? There is a love there. Every interview they do, she's like, because of Michelle yo, I am here and they're cheek-histered during the saga awards. I'm not mad at. I'm kind of here for it, but there is like, I don't like this. She talked about how she tracked down and scored her husband.

Christopher Gast, who did all the best in shows. Oh, so good. How she saw him somewhere and she said, your friend, I'm going to marry that man. And then she called up her agent and she said, set it up, but everything. And everyone's like, what in all the comments are like, what an amazing story.

They're like, what an amazing story. You called up your agent and you set up a date like it. It's not That like yeah, you went for what you want it, but listen never baby privilege There are certain people in this world that appear to live a heterosexual life and It's really truly a shame and I think she's one of them and I'm not Outing car or saying I'm just saying there's certain people that you're like, damn, I think she should be on a different team.

And I just think it's a shame. So anyway, she's one of them. I have more in the in today's shows. I have more people I'm gonna say that it's a shame about. Well, I mean, I feel like we are due for like a 64 year old, like, blue-ed woman. Like if she just comes out and she's like, yeah, do whatever.

Well, the rumor is, Yes. The rumor is is that she was born as a, her mafridite, that's an old rumor. Oh, yeah, that's an old rumor. She did. No one knows what is true or not. If that's up there with the Richard Gear rumor of

the hamster or whatever. Oh, the hamster going up his butt for fun. of the hamster, hamster going up his butt for, sorry, gerbil, gerbil going up his butt for fun. And then I know the person at the ER that pulled it out and that whole story. So she did adopt kids. So she never gave birth. So that would maybe go along with it. Um, does that very narrow hips. Anyway, who knows and who cares? Do you know she has two kids? So the two kids that she has, one is non-binary fluid. And that's the one who got married in the backyard doing cosplay. Right. Yeah. So she's right for whatever. And I think she can still stay married

to Christopher Gas and do whatever. Pull a brawn one from Real House as opposed to who just buried her eight girlfriends, she should break up with her husband in the last two years and they've been together for seven months. So I'm all for everyone just being gay and happy. Yeah, she can be everything, anything all at once. Perfect. Now this got some, this was from page six. So, Mark E. Walberg, Mark E. Mark, he presented, let me see, he was presenting for the award, for the Asian cast, of predominantly Asian cast, everything everywhere. And the Twitter world reminded us that I was not aware,

that when he was 16 before he was a star He was arrested for attacking a Vietnamese man Oh, and arrested for it and with some people but he Then people were going back and forth thing. It was 35 years ago. He said he was sorry He met with the man. He's he's the spokesperson for a Catholic app Everyone sent me this Catholic app. He's he's the spokesperson for a Catholic app. Everyone sent me this Catholic app. What's the Catholic app called? It's an app you have to pay for.

It's like a prayer app for lead. Oh. And anyway, you know, they didn't ask me. So that's just rude. But anyway, so he's super Catholic and that's all good. But other people are saying maybe it is good that he's presenting this award to the predominantly Asian cast because he has this history and he's clearly sorry for it and whatever.

But God, nobody forgets. I'm serious. So it was like, what was this an oversight by the Academy or was it actually on purpose or did he ask for it? I think it was an oversight. I don't think people remember this from 35 years ago. I don't think I don't think they do either. I did. And also he was 16 years old.

You mean a 16 year old was an asshole? And also like and that 35 years later being a father and married father and everything that you that you can't do. so we don't want anyone to grow up We don't want anyone to it's never good enough It's you know no one is able to be forgiven nothing. No grotes. So then what is the point? Yeah And and and I'm I don't know maybe maybe it was like a chance for everybody to be like hey I want to do this. Yeah because I've grown. I'm matured now. I'm you know, I'm learning from my past, but my opinion is nobody thought of it including himself At home that as great juicy scoop history knowledge made this happen. Yeah

This was my favorite dress of the night. This is Zendaya in Valentino, light pink satin with applique like roses on it. I mean, granite sheet is tiny, tiny, tiny. So it's not like this would look great on everyone. But with her skin color, Herica, it is, this is my, probably one of my favorite dresses of the whole season. And she had like five or she had four or five. She the host or something. No, she's just there. This was like gorgeous. She missed the globes.

I think she might have missed a couple of the other awards. It's stunning. Her big like I'm back moment. And then look at her necklace. It was diamonds. Oh, just gorgeous. Luxury law does not. What's luxury law?

That's law roach. That's his Instagram account. He's her stylist. That's his Instagram account. He's her stylist. Oh, look at you. Are you aware of this whole Selena Gomez, Hayley Beaver, TikTok, abroeing? I'm very confusing. Familiar with it because Hayley did this on like a show when they mentioned this Taylor Swift was mentioned. Okay, I'll tell you let me just explain. Yeah, go for it. It's very confusing.

I don't know if people know, but Hayley, so Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were a couple in love. They're teenage sweethearts. It is also surfaced that a lot of people always fault that Hayley Bieber was like stalking Justin and was a fan and broke them up. There are tweets and everything from Haley Beaver being a huge fan of both of them and both of their loves. Nothing's cuter, like literally Haley Beaver tweeting,

nothing's cuter than Selena and Justin. I just love Selena. She's so gorgeous. He's on a red carpet. She's like lurking in the back But she also like had famous family. She's you know, baby. She's a Baldwin. Yep. So um anyway So Selena did this thing call Laminating your brows which is like you brush them up and then they put something on them so they stay brushed up. And they looked pretty weird and she did a TikTok like, I don't know about these brows.

So then Haley and Kylie, right? They posted, sorry, Haley and Kendall Jenner were like joking and they played some song and people tried to think that the song was being rude to Selena and then who did the browse then Kylie posted just a photo of her brows saying. It wasn't an accident. and then tailors like don't mess with it Taylor Swift because she's her girl at the fern point Selena goes forward and goes i've gained weight because i have loopess and all this stuff on social community silly so i'm gonna leave meanwhile she gained three million more followers than Kylie a lot of people think Kylie buys her followers there's all these funny memes of like the whole you you know like things coming after and um these girls need a hobby. All I know is that those Selena Gomez fans, I'm still shooketh from when I mentioned

that um she wasn't as vocal about this girl being her best friend the one that gave her the kidney and everyone explained to me you can have more than one best friend how do you bitch and she is loopess and you old hag and the rats are coming for you and how dare you bring it up and the girl is fine and she doesn't they they talked to me they they posted two years ago i don't know what you're talking about that they're not close and so there you go um and then Haley's like, I love Kylie. It's fun. Ugh.

It's exhausting, but it really is kind of exhausting. It was kind of boring. I don't know why I talked about it, but I felt like there was, there was so much that I was seeing bits and pieces that I felt like I had to tell you guys. But I think Selena is the best, because I think she is the one handling the situation, the best where I think it was announced that she

finally has the most followers on Instagram of anyone in the world and beat Kylie and then Selena went on to say after the announcement I'm going to be taking a social media break to focus on my mental health. Get the followers and be like, bye. Why do you think she'll come back? I give it two and a half weeks. Oh, back on social media. I don't know. I think she's pretty good about it.

She's working. She's doing, but what is, let's just talk. Let's ask the DC Cooper. What is a social media break? Is it 28 days, like, of like 28 days, how long it takes to go to rehab to detox? Like a sober January? Yeah, is it, is it 28 days? Like 28 days, how long it takes to go to rehab, to detox? Like a sober January? Yeah, is it one month? Is it a quarter?

What constitutes a social media break? Because I think society needs to take one. If we're doing a four-day week work week, if people are going for that, that's fine. I think we also need to kind of classify and be specific about what is a social media break. And does that really mean that you remove all the apps from your phone and you don't even look at it? Yeah. Or you're just not posting or commenting or liking.

I think it's like you're doing all of that. I think you're removing all of them and just sitting and enjoying life like the 19th day. How long do you think that should be? I think it should be, I think to be significant and for to have some major things happen in the world and with people you know that you can't touch upon, I think it should be a solid 90 days. Yeah. Sometimes small daily actions really make a big difference, I think it should be a solid 90 days. Yeah.

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Yes, there needs to be an announcement. If you do an announcement, it has to be 90 days and I'm going to hold you to it. The timer starts now. Yeah. If you're going to announce it. Yes, there needs to be an announcement. It has to be 90 days. And I'm going to hold you to it. The time restarts now. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to announce it. So be real careful. Because I'm coming for you. If you show up on day 41, Hey guys, you missed me. No, you broke it. You relapsed your fell off the wagon. That's the old and accountable. And then it's either whenever people come back, it's either the most thirst trap, like gorgeous photo, or it's like just of a daisy.

It's never like an in between like, hey, guess what? Went to Disneyland today and thought I'd just share some great photos, been becoming a killer mom, and we went to Disneyland and had a great time. It's never that. It's going to be thirst trap. Oh yeah, just naked caption.

Did you miss me? Yeah. Just like in a shower. Right. Yeah. Just an ass profile. Oh, I wish. I need to be a little more nude.

No? No. Okay. Okay. The Woody Harrel said, I started to see about Woody Harrelson had a controversial monologue. So I go to watch it. It was really pretty boring and unfunny. I'll just say that.

The show or the monologue? His monologue. I only got through the first thing started, and it was the new guy that does such an amazing Donald Trump. That was hilarious. And then he started doing, and it was the new guy that does such an amazing Donald Trump. Oh, yeah. And that was hilarious. And then he started doing, and he was like telling a story about smoking weed and being a weed smoker.

And I don't know, coming to New York, and the last time he did it, and I'm waiting because I heard there's something controversial about COVID-19 in this. And then at the end, he goes, and so, and he keeps going back to that. He was reading the script on this tree in Central Park. And he goes, so and so he keeps going back to that he was reading the script on this tree in Central Park and he goes so finally let me get back to it let me get back to it like you kept going off try I get to so I read the script of You know and I decided not to do a movie because it was so unbelievable and it was about how um the government got everybody to stay in their houses and the only way they could come out is if they took drugs and took the drugs numerous times. Hey everybody, it's Saturday night!

And that was it! So he was basically, you know, but the audience absolutely did not get what he was saying. They weren't like, ooh, ah, they weren't like boo are they weren't like boo they weren't like laughing they were my face right now like because it was confusing yeah the only reason I think I caught is that because someone else was like hey he said something like controversial at the end and um he just said something and it didn't make sense yeah so I definitely think like it maybe not wasn't the end of the like was it on his teleprompter? Did they know because the other story was that you know, Dave Chappelle hijacked the monologue. So he wanted to hijack the monologue or at least at the end. And but it was a little too subtle.

It's like when I tried to call out Bethany Frankel and I was too subtle about it and no one knew what the fuck I was talking about. That's exactly what it's like. So when I was trying to call out Bethany Frankel for sending a cease and assist about this girl that was doing videos about her. Oh right, yeah, I remember that. I was so scared of Bethany Frankel

that I hit it like this, like, because I'm afraid, you know. Why, because she'll find you in your dreams. She'll find me or she'll send me a cease and desist, but now I'm not afraid anymore. And I thought I did it in such a clever way, like Woody Harrelson, where I put it in a movie. Uh-huh.

Nobody knew what the fuck I was talking about. Like I was like, imagine there's this big former housewife who dada-da-da-da, and I did this whole thing. And literally I think like, I don't even think the girl that I was talking about Meredith Lynch got what the fuck I was saying like it was just so if you're gonna say it to hijack something just say it but in what is defense what if yeah because he's a big you know cannabis advocate or he's got an amazing shop in West Hollywood and you know he he plug that so good. Oh, yeah, oh good. I'm just getting

girl. It's my favorite. It's my favorite store. But I think there's always that saying like when the edible kicks in. Yeah, he could have been mid-mono luck in that edible kick then. He went. It's Saturday night. I think it all came from like I've been spoke about I've been spoken about my whole life. It's Saturday night. I think it all came from, like, I've been smoking about my whole life. It's only recently been legal, but I had to deal with all this bullshit. I did, yeah. He was like arrested and all this stuff. So he's like, isn't an ironic that now in the last few years, literally the government

was like forcing you to take this in order to live your life. Oh, I can see it that way. Yeah. See what I mean? What? The point did not get across. It did not get across because he was like, hey, maybe we just smoked a joint and like maybe like the medicinal qualities, whatever, but it did not read.

No, but I know I think he was saying the government was so against marijuana for so long. marijuana for so long. Marijuana for so long. Marijuana for so long. Marijuana for this ago. And now they're being like, if you don't take this drug, you can't leave your house, you can't have any fun, everyone's gonna hate you. And so the only way you could get out of your house is to do this.

So it was a big week for a COVID-19 fun. Because also they said, now the energy, for business times that everyone's reporting on, says that COVID-19 pandemic likely was caused by a lab leak in China. It was not the bad. Do you see the shock on my face? Like, hasn't this been said for like the past three years?

But I think it was still like, like conspiracy theory. Yes, and this is the bad and ordered it just start. And so, so it was funny, and Chris Fran Franjola posted and I thought it was funny. So kind of bat now so for defamation. Sure. Yeah. Absolutely. Really unfair. People were like people were not friendly to bats. People didn't find them cute anymore. Did you find bats cute? No, but there are those places like in Sydney and stuff where you go. I was freaked out by it when

I was in Sydney and you go in some cave at a park And you look up and there's just like thousands of bats No, and I I definitely think I wouldn't want to go in that bat cave like Have you seen the bats that are like the size of people? They're like no They're like they just they're like gigantic bats and they just hang with it. No thanks.

Don't come after me everybody. I'm just reporting the news. Okay. Lady Gaga is sued. What? By the woman. Okay, you know her dogs. Yes. Today's the anniversary actually. Uh-huh. That her dogs were kidnapped or it was like last night. So as you guys remind you guys, she had these French bulldogs, French bulldogs. And what do they call Frenchies? And her dog walker was walking the three of them. He was held at gunpoint and shot. He tried to keep them. I think he only got to keep one and two were taken. She then says, I will give $500,000. No questions asked, just get me back my dogs. The dogs surprisingly showed up tied to like a leash

and like a cute alley in West Hollywood or whatever. Yeah, by like a garbage can. Yeah, and then, whatever, and then someone like season. And then they put it all together and realized that the woman that returned him knew the people that shot this poor guy guy and that's that. That woman is now saying, but you said no questions asked, I want my $500,000. The woman who is part of it, that returned.

What? My head hurts. Yeah. So she was with the dog nappers and then she's like hey there was a connection that like they were like hey if you want go return these dogs now and she like so I'm guessing you know she kind of obstructed justice because she didn't share her her true she but but the reason some attorneys taking is is because Lady Gaga said, like, no questions asked, you'll get your money and she never got any money.

That's if you were not a part of the kidnapping. Right. Right. Like, that's, that's so shallow. Yeah. So I don't think she is going to win. No, not at all. She's like, hey, remember that time you said, yeah, no, you you were part of the dog napping. Right. You get nothing. Oh, no, this is that's that's dumb. Okay, this this girl is this really cute girl who was one of the soft swinging TikTok moms of Utah. So this girl, what is her name? Taylor, Frankie Paul, she had all these friends that had equally long, gorgeous hair and tiny bodies and very similar looking houses. And they were young moms. They were all Mormon that had like cute husbands. And two husbands? Cute husbands. They all had cute cute. They would come and they would wear crop tops and sweatpants and do dances in front of their

farmhouse. Oh, talent. And, you know, and then it came out that she was like, we soft swing and it went too far and some of the other people like, no, we didn't. And then she got divorced and then people said that they saw them in Salt Lake City filming for reality show. And I asked Whitney Rose about it and she's like, I heard that that, yes, that she goes, and then people said that they saw them in Salt Lake City filming for reality show and I asked Whitney Rose about it and she's like I heard that that yes that she goes I don't know any of the young swingers. I know older swingers, but I don't know the young swingers and

But I can see why people would be swingers because they get married so young and they're not really supposed to drink Alcohol or have coffee so they might be right or want to like so they might want to switch anyway She got arrested over the weekend. Oh, what she Taylor Frankie. She has a new boyfriend And I guess she was like hitting him or throwing something at him and while it was happening her five year old was on the couch So she's in a lot of trouble So she was beating this guy up while her kid was on the couch. Yes So once yeah, so it's like a domestic violence, but also like child negligence or it's worse

if it's like in front of a minor. Oh, but it's also like training the kid, like how to watch like a housewives episode. Well, so this tells me like, does this mean that the reality show is off or did this just get a green lit? Because now we have to see her go through Y'sh and of course the boyfriend then is like sort of defending her and not you know

not necessarily like you know because it's just a crazy night but they were called the I want to know what happened and also that's the name of the show soft swing. Let me see if I have it all here. The real soft swing. Oh me see if I have it all here the real soft swing She was okay, so she was arrested at 1.56 a.m. So that shows that Nothing good happens Had to stay there till 10.35 the next morning. Ew Three distant mr. Chargers assault criminal mr. Jeff and domestic violence in the presence of a child her boyfriend did not call 911 But they think a neighbor did.

Because they were loud. Yeah, and he doesn't want to speak on it until their morgue comes out. And if it was up to him, he doesn't want anything to come out saying that he's so broken right now after her cheating scandal broke up her marriage. Oh, she, sorry, she's so broken up.

She doesn't want to speak on it, but neither does the new boyfriend. So, ask the kid. What did you see there Johnny? So show heel from this I'm sure I'm sure I'm swing right back. I only feel like a rest can only happen or can only help a reality show career providing you don't have to go and do a lot of time in prison, which she won't do any prison time for this.

Okay. Did you see this icky? Azalea. No. So she is on only fans. Yes, I knew that. And she was very open about doing it and talking to people and how she does it. And then Andy was like, okay, talk to me as if I'm one

of your fans. And I show you, I send you a picture of my small dick or whatever. And then she, and then she just goes hardcore after him. And, and she's like, you be so shit. I'm like saying all this awful stuff like degrading him. Oh, she's one of those. Yes. And then they said, well, that's basically what the character did in Euphoria, the team sex worker in Euphoria. Yes. And, but I don't know if it was the exact thing or she's just being honest that that's what she does

with certain guys and they like it. They like to be like emotionally abused, whatever. I know. And then anyway, I guess she does have a new song coming out So I don't know I guess you can't blame people, but it's just kind of like to admit that you like then Say those like it's one thing to be like ham on only fans Say what you will if you want to see what I do join it But the fact that she like basically said yeah, and I degrade these guys and they like it and I get paid for it.

It was honestly like so. Honestly? To me? To me? To me like depressing. Why? Depressing on all fronts. Depressing that that's part of your way to make money to say awful things to a guy that

you don't know. Who's paying for it? Awful that this guy exists. Wow. That he reaches out for this and that he wants it and that this is exists, that he reaches out for this and that he wants it, and that this is just part of our society and that it's like, it just exists, it's not secret anymore, and it's a,

it's a, you know, a career day choice. Sex work is work. Yeah, I did career day next, how many, how soon before like someone's parents come and does career day? For only fans? Oh, I give it maybe a couple of years. If that.

I give it, I give it four years at a public school, but they say only seniors over 18 can go to it. Only fans is wild because like I'll get on TikTok or whatever and then like I'll see someone that I'm like Oh, yeah, this is a cute video of you know someone playing with their cat, you know, and then a couple months go by and then all of a sudden I'll see that like link tree app or the in the description and you're like what's this you click on it and then you like go to their Twitter and then you click on the Twitter and you're like, oh, this is full Full dog now. We're just wow. We've just moved on up. I just got hot and took off my sweater. Yeah, because you were talking about only fans. Oh Yeah, well, that's what people have to do yeah, but I know I mean I feel like that's a thing

I feel like if you're doing it on only fans and you're being safe Go for it kink is kink you know I'd rather them but then again she says she's making so much money on only fans a key that she won't even say how much money she's making and you know you got to make it you got to make it when you can make it okay fine go for it um and she says that she's in touch with Brittany. And I, when Spencer and I were on, we were pleading to Brittany to make her Instagram somewhat profitable, whether it's Instagram subscription or going to only fans or Patreon. So hopefully Iggy I will Forgive the fact that I thought that was kind of a gross moment on watch runs life if you get

Britney to join. I did love the y'all you and Spencer to talk about that because I couldn't agree more. Yeah Why not only fans? It's when you like to do you love Reading the comments and now you've disabled the comments because it's disturbed. Like just enable the comments and everybody that likes you will be writing you beautiful things. And every day, I mean, like, how you all had it? You're like, my outfit.

And that's gonna get you going. And you're gonna make all this money. Yeah, put a put a, I'm missing a good old-fashioned daisy picture. Yeah. Yeah. Remember? Just like a teacup. Yeah, T cup.

Six out of 10 young men are single. Oh, and they're disturbing reasons why this is from the New York post. Well, so 63% of men under 30 are electively single and experts say it's because of their erotic alone time online. I mean, I figure that just so much porn by the cell. Because they're addicted to porn. They're addicted to porn. And then the pandemic obviously made it harder to meet someone

and made it more comfortable to be alone. 34% of women under 30 are single. This number has also gone up since the pandemic. The male number also has a factor that men, the same age or not, is appealing as the older men, because I think because the whole sugar daddy, again, normalizing being a sugar baby and everything, makes it harder for these guys that are just like 30

and haven't really established themselves making money. Expectations of American men are rising and men don't have any more to give. Men are more lonely people than women. They just don't have as good a friendship and stuff. And 15% of men say they have no personal relationships at all, friends and or girlfriends. And women are emotionally intimate relationships with each other and men do not. I think this is so sad.

And I mean, fascinating at the same time. I think there has to be, and I've said this before, I think there's going to be more like... But you still have to get someone out of the house, but I think there should be more like... Well, when the rain stops... Almost like adult summer camp type of stuff. Forcing people to not only go to a place.

A mixer. But like, have games and stuff. Not just to speed dating, but like getting people to be like, hey, interaction. Just, yes, like, this is what we're going to do. Go to this thing and you play this game. Even just to make friends, like, it's seriously going to have to be something that people have to work, like, you have to get out of your house you have to be social and then maybe something more exciting will come from it. I want to say I'm going to chime in here. I think the reason for this is because everyone is just

so obsessed either on social media with filters, how they look you see this like life lifestyle of just like I'm getting my money I'm making all this money. I'm doing this. I'm making all this you know I Have all this success where everyone's bragging about all their accomplishments. I feel like Yes, just this kind of like stigma of like how many followers I have, how many people subscribe to all my shit. And I think it's like, it's depression. It's like, it's depressed. People are depressed because they just feel that they can't amount to that.

Or it's like, oh, well, I can't clearly date this woman or this guy because they're out of my league, you know, or it's like, oh well, I can't clearly date this woman or this guy because they're out of my league, you know, rather than actually getting to know the person or like, you know, saying hello, you know, they're just, they just kind of just backtrack and they're just like, I will never amount to their level or, you know, if I date within their circle, their circle will be like, gross. Who's this like common person? You know? And I also think that with all the apps and stuff, you hear so much that then the person, they never get to the date part.

Right. Like they match and they talk and tell you, it's a sex or even just that they got the boost they needed that you match with them. But then they don't even make the effort to actually want to meet in person. We were so quick to ghost. So quick to ghost. And it's like, can we cut it out with this?

I'm like looking at these videos of people just going up on the streets and be like, how much money do you make? Yeah. And cut that shit out. Smash your pass. I'm gonna punch you in the neck. What's smash your pass? Smash your pass.

It's any smash your pass. Yeah your past. It's what, any. Smash your past. Yeah, you show a picture of someone hot, and you're like, would you screw them? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're like the person. It's like, hey, if I went up to you, and I was like, hey, would you fuck me or, or, or, or, or dis me or,

pass me whatever. Yeah. And what would you do? Right. No, I'm asking you, Heather, smash your past. Oh, I would smash you for sure. Yes. Climb on it, but that's, yeah. But it's like that, it's like, smash you for sure. Butimb on it, but that's what it's about.

It's not a mass you for sure. But it's like that. It's just like we're doing all this like, like swipe, swipe, swipe, oh this guy's hot. I went on a date with him and then I went on a date with him and then after the one date you're allowed to judge your future with this person off of one date and then oh, I didn't like it. It was weird. He had like, spinach in his teeth. So I ghosted him.

Yeah. You know, it's so weird. I feel bad for these guys and girls. But then at the same time I was talking about, like, we saw something about this development that was going to start. And I said, you know, if I was a developer though, I would only be making like, like a one bedroom

or studio places. That's what I would be making like a one bedroom or studio places. That's what I would be making right now, which is so sad. Like if I was gonna do like 67 units of an apartment building in a city, I would do that, and I would make them like small but super efficient, because I think people would rather, so many people don't even wanna like live with a boyfriend

or girlfriend or deal with a roommate or two or three bedroom. I think it, you know. We need to pitch a show because right now all the shows are love Island, too hot to handle. What is it? Perfect match. We're just getting horny singles and giving them like, you know, a beach with all the liquor. You know, they're doing a, there's casting going out for the senior bachelor. So it's going to be Mike flies the bachelor, but it is going to be with seniors.

Great. I'm saying like take it to like a farmhouse to do the single mixer where there's no sex involved you get one on one dates There's no We still have to be intrigued and we still have to see You know good-looking people or or weird people or weird situations like 90 day fiance or something it has to be like Intriguing for people to watch now the the senior one Some people are like, I don't wanna see this, I don't think it's gonna be good. I think though.

Are they seniors or is it like TV seniors where they're like, they're 38? I mean, the photos of who they're looking for for you to go in, I think it's gonna have to be, I'm sure it's going to be, it really should be 16 over because I feel like 55 is still really young. And, but I

yeah around the corner but I feel like with like classic surgery and stuff like you could look really young at 50 but 60 even with classic surgery you are just a little you're more mature you're just an old so I think it should be 60 and over and it could be fun I think we. Because I think like that's, it's older people who watch regular TV.

So I think they're kind of smart to do this as the regular bachelor has dipped a lot in viewership. I think then you have all the same staff and you have all the same people production. I think it's worth trying again. I think they tried it once before, but it was more like that mid 40s. Yeah, and I think like just go.

Life after love or love. Yeah, I think think like, life after love or whatever the hell. Yeah, I think, yeah, go for and see what this will be. So anyway, do you get the, what is it, the, what's it called? The sweets, the, over the fantasy sweets. With fantasy sweets do we get like seniors, seniors with some biagra, with some blue, you get it.

You know, it's just like some romance. Be on the storm mask. The snort, yeah. With the tank next to them. The eye mask. The adjusting tempera-peatic bed. Totally. The water, everyone has like a water, some pills.

The life alert necklace. They're like, can I get the sight closest to the bathroom? Yeah. The handles in the shower alert necklace. They're like, can I get the sight closest to the bathroom? Yeah. The handles in the shower. Yeah. And the hot tub. Just to get out. And then who's the, and then who's the host?

Is it somebody older or somebody younger? It's like, hey grandpa. Oh, the hands. Yeah, hey grandpa. So tomorrow is overnight. Oh, yeah. I love retry. I love grandpa. So tomorrow is overnight. Oh, yeah, I love Detroit hip and trip with my grandson. No, you're not going to be like a they're all going to be like no, I think they're going to be like between 60 and 69. That's going to be my prediction and pretty put together and and pretty fit. Mm-hmm. Of course, we're gonna have lots of sad stories

because there's gonna be a handful of widows. Tons of them. We're gonna have cheating. I mean, if you don't have a lot juicier stories than the 22 year olds we have, but still in that same thing. Do they get roses? Do you think they're still gonna get roses?

Yes. Okay. Definitely. No, they're gonna have to just sign up for the show show the way the show is. Pink is going on a massive. I did see this since we're just doing controversial show. I saw this girl on TikTok that's like, I'm a huge pink fan and she looked like she should be a pink fan. She had pink's hair. She, you know, seemed like she could fix a lot of things in the garage. And she seemed thrilled.

And she's like, I have loved pink. I've gone to 500 shows of her, so she goes, and she's never had to promote a tour before. And now she has to promote all of her shows. And I'm watching this going, what is the point of this? And she goes, so then my friend called me and said, we're not giving pink anymore of our money, are we?

And I'm like, what did she do wrong? What did she do wrong? She is a spokesperson for the vaccine. What? No, she is. So I guess if people feel strongly about that, they are not, and that's what this girl was saying is that's why she has to heavily promote her shows because she may have lost some people with, I didn't even know that was the case, but then I do remember seeing a commercial.

However, when we talked about Jamie Lee Curtis, she is someone that again, I would, I just think it's a shame. She's not part of a soccer team. I just think it's like, how can this be? Well, everything about you is just perfect to be that. And she was with Drew Barrymore and they were like, I saw that that's pretty. Sitting on the couch and just so close, and I'm like, please, you guys need to make out right now.

I don't care that it's daytime TV. I got my hair done on my rose and I was sitting outside. And, what you do for me and everybody is just look at you. You have the hair. Thank you. You have the music. You're a mother. Yes.

You're so inspiring. Yeah. And you're here on my shed. I just love you so much. Like you walked by and I remember I just moved to LA and I saw Drew Barrymore and I was like, God! How how did you even care about me at all? I just love you so much. I'm like nobody. I'm a door. No you're not. I'm just this girl that's done like a hundred movies. I have 12 lines of home goods and clothing and makeup and cookbooks and a talk show, but like who am I really compared to pink? I can't spin around on a bed sheet.

Yeah, you can, but I do have a question Drew. Smash your pass. Absolutely, I've not had sex in five years, but I would smash you seven times over, and then I would smash some three potatoes in my kitchen and making the most delicious souffle all right you heard a Ross beat it Anyway, she's been talking about how at one point Christina Aguilera

Uh-huh get the fuck out of my seat or something I said you my seat now. She's like I don't know why this is a big deal I'm like you've been telling the story and we need to tell the story because we need to tell you some tickets because a bunch of people don't want to go to your shows anymore because you did a Pfizer commercial. I think it's also like pink used to be so like rowdy or you know, so ways your glass and like you know, she's like kind of like a party anthem girl and then she like became a mom and like her songs got a little more mellow and chill. She has that new song, trust fall, which is really, I love it.

I love all her music. I think she's great. But I think it's like everyone kind of was like, if I'm gonna go to a pink concert, we're gonna see her spinning around on a trapeze. So it's kind of like, we know what we're getting into. Right. So I don't, I'm not gonna say, like necessarily be like,

oh, it's because she does back. I think it's just kind of like, it's's predictable like what you're gonna get at a pink concert but It is funny you mentioned the whole thing at the beginning of this story where Do you remember the footage of her at the glad awards? I just want to say also sometimes audience do get older. Yeah, they are like you know what I have seen in a bunch of times And I don't know that I want to spend $600 or however astronomical these different places are.

Oh, that's awesome. Minimum. Like your sushi restaurant. Yeah, if I could only go to like two things a year, I don't know that this is the one I want to like like the effort for. Right. Yeah, okay, what do you think?

There was the video of her at the Glada Awards one year and she got up on the podium and she was like, I have something to say, I'm gay. And the whole room was like, oh, and then she stops and she goes, I'm kidding, I'm gay and the whole room was like, and then she stops and she goes, I'm kidding, I'm not. Wait, what was this? I've seen this video.

It's like a couple of years ago, maybe. Like maybe like, I want to say like maybe eight, maybe 10 years ago, I don't know, but if you look at it, she goes up there and everyone's like, finally, and then she's like, just kidding, I'm not. And they're like, what? Yeah, it's kind of, it's kind of crazy. Maybe that's like just kidding, I'm not. They're like, what? Yeah, it's kind of, it's kind of crazy.

Maybe that's why the audience is first on her. Well, and she said that Christina Aguilera like swung at her a club. At a club? Oh, okay. At a club, yeah. And then I don't know, I love Pink. She is incredibly talented.

However, this is what I want to say. She went on Kelly Clarkson, and they did a duet of her song. That's what I want. I want Kelly Clarkson and Pink to do a tour, because I think the two of them have the best voices in the business today, and I'm sticking by it. Right, but I really do.

Like, if they wanna do something different, elevate a tour, go on the road together, sing hits, classics to a Kelli-Oki, Pinky-Oki, whatever you want to do, I think that would be great. Yeah, but we all know they're not going to do that. Why not? Why not? Because she's got a TV show, she has kids, and she can do her own concert. And it's just as much money. Why would she want to split the bill? Or Pink, be a judge on the voice. Bring your fans back in, you know? I don't need to see her on the voice.

Okay, this you sent me, we're so excited about it. Christian Shenith is to star as Jackie Siegel in the Queen of Versailles music stage adaptation. I have talked about Queen of Versailles, the documentary, I believe it's on Amazon. You can watch it. It came out in like 2009 or 10 and it was all about the building this huge house and all the wealth that they were accumulating by doing time shares and Vegas and Florida and everything else. And then of course the 2008 real estate market crashed and then to stop the you know building on the house and she's like so honest she had all these kids and eight kids and she's like well I wouldn't have had this many kids if I ever thought like I wouldn't have a bunch of people to take care of them

and like their little pets were shitting everywhere and the dad was like miserable and I know Jackie I have interviewed her on the show and she's got a, you know, and she had to come out again, the other show came out. I just kind of want, I don't know, like, I wonder what this will be like. I can imagine the set, like a half-built, like Versailles and there's like scaffolds and she's coming out, you know, and she's like, why has the nanny quit? Like, I don't know what it's going to be. Who's in my morning kitchen? Yes. Who's putting the birds by the fridge? I think it's because there were those scenes from the documentary where it's like she was like, hey, honey, do you want to come

out and eat? And he was like so depressed. So it's like then to she go out by the window and I don't know if we're going to do Act One as the initial construction and then intermission is going to be the time period of the recession and they had to stop. And then Act Two is her renaissance, if you will, of her, like her kids, like, whole new cast, the kids are all older now. Or, yeah, or they also could start it out where we get her little life story. Yeah. Of how she was like a Patrick girl and how she was married and was misses, whatever she was Florida. And he and the event happened at his hotel. Yeah. And that's how she met him and then had the eight kids with him. What if they did like you know, in Phantom

of the Opera where the chandelier drops? What if instead of that, it's like the marble tiles falling off of the house, like, and did you watch the second season? No. Because they hadn't worked on it for so long that the actual marble was falling off of the house, like heavy-ass marble.

And they're like, we have to move because this could kill someone. And Kristen Chenoweth, I'm sorry. This is gonna be so much fun, so much camp. Yeah, well, okay. I mean, I- I DM'd her and was just like, this is so awesome, I'm so happy for you. And I think it, yeah, I think that's what we need.

We just need a campy over the top musical with Kristen Chenoweth and it playing a fascinating person. Because I think- I know, there's some, I mean, they did lose a child. So there is like, tragedy. I don't know if they'll share all that. No, no, no, not in a musical. It's gonna be Christian Chenowith

hyped up on speed running around. Yeah. Like, building her dream home. I'm like here for it. Sam Smith is teasing that he will be in just like that. So we don't know if he has a part with Shadeeas, what's happening? We know that Aiden has been definitely filming.

Some people think that these photos of them making out are to throw us off. Like they're almost doing these things to like have us wonder that, you know. We talked talked who did I talk to about this the other day we were talking about this And just like that and I think here's my prediction that other people have been talking about that the Aiden carry Romance is gonna be a dream It's gonna be a dream sequence

She's gonna wake up and be like oh, I don't think there's going to be like them getting together. I think it's a dream sequence of like her love lost. But I do think that Jay Diaz and Sam Smith, it hasn't been announced yet, but they are going to be best friends in the show. And Sam Smith will be playing the pivotal character of the d s m i think that he will play a part in her

dorky sit-con that she's doing in l a but he's not gonna be in the show he'll be like a camera guy or something okay i disagree now you think it'll be like in it yeah i think it'll like being it he'll be playing some musical star some version of of himself. And she gets this guest. What? What? Oh God. The third eye was moving. What happened? Ravens Simone come back. Because it's so unexpected. What? They know. Yes. No Miranda walks in on them getting together. No, 100%. That's a lot.

That's, and then she's just like, I told you, I was non-binary, I told you I was fluid, I swear, ever the wind blows, and today it blew towards Sam Smith. And that is unholy. Yeah. That's mommy don't know. She's just getting in.

Oh my God, and I also have a really, oh, I can't stop the vision. What? Go! What? Stop the vision. What it is, actually, and turn this down if you have kids in the car, is it's going to be that Shay has a strap on.

Yes, and is doing him. Just like that scene, I never forget, no. The scene was in the showtime, the L word, with the actor who is the host of traders. He played a game man on the show. But this character that was becoming was a woman who was transitioning to a man, then was having sex with him with a strap on. I even know this was possible, and I was like in my 30s when I saw it, so. So.

So. You had no idea? This is the woman. You know what? I had to worry with you. I know Julie Goldman, right? No, but the woman would do it to a gay man. Uh-huh.

So it was like a, I was like a triple wall. And I think that that, that is what it's going to be. And that is when Miranda's gonna go, I saw, I just like that. I realized, I just wanted to be a late in life lesbian. I'm not into the expansion of the queer universe in 2023. It's too much. I thought we could just wear some turquoise and less out and travel around the world and laugh and watch weird movies

and I could meet your weird friends and go, around the world and laugh and watch weird movies. And I could meet your weird friends ago. Yeah. And I could have the occasional scissor in the kitchen, all of that. And you could be the masculine energy or the feminine energy because you're not going to, but this, she is going to think that she can hang with it and then she's just going to be like, I can't.

And then she'll, that is going to be the reason that she leaves LA and comes back to New York. And I do believe that Carrie and Aiden will get together and I've said it. It just will be, it won't be a lasting thing. Right. It'll be like he is separate from his wife or something and they hook up. And you know, all the stuff comes up of how many times she screwed him over and he will dump her. Again. He never dumped her. Yeah, no she didn't want to get married to him. Then she cheated with you ruined my life. She cheated with him. So he was heartbroken after he fixed up her place and everything. And then she tries to get back together with him. And that's when he says, you ruin my life. And then they see each other in the movie. And where she picked up like this, she

keeps her hands by her side. And they flirt, but they don't follow up after that. So I think this will be the time where they do hook up, they have some like passionate sex and she's all excited. And now that he's single, he's being so inundated with chicks from 25 to 60 going after him that he's become like a player. He's not the guy that, you know, see, feel this wood right here. See, it's so soft, see the grain. Like he's changed from that guy that made the homemade furniture.

He has an only fans account now. He has taken thirsty shower picks. Yeah. I think Aden, smash. They should definitely have a storyline where they're all excited about a guy And then they see that he's like doing thirsty shower picks. I love that. Yep. Um, I did watch the end of this show Well, someone had to real friends of we hope I watch the end of it

In the end such an ally They all like hate each other and are like I don't like this group of people and I don't want to be like on this show anymore And I watched it and this is what I think. This was the idea of having a bunch of gay guys in LA and follow them is a good idea. It should have been up and coming not famous at all, guys that are here, and watch them like a real world, but with gay guys.

It was on MTV, I don't know why MTV thought they had to have 45 year old established gay men who are married and CEOs of butter and all this. And they actually hated each other. They all hated each other. They hated each other. It was like awful. Yeah.

And so that's what I think. I think this needs to end. None of them lived here. It needs to end. And this is what you need to do. If this is, I think there's a show here. I think there's people that would watch it. I think it's got to be like 25 year oldish gay guys

or around there that maybe 25 to 35 year olds, something like that. But in a place in their life where, like I'm dating, I'm dating this older guy, or I'm dating my best friend's dad from high school. I don't give me some juice, give me something. But not just again, I'm opening something. I'm like this is my business. I got a dad, like yeah, I'm opening a skin carol.

I met me. See, I'm going to pump. I, yeah, it just that got boring. Yeah. Okay. Brad Pitt has a girlfriend. I know. She's 30.

He's 59. They went to a dinner together. So hot. And she is recently divorced and she's pretty and i don't know if it's this girl but they went to dinner gather in the satin x each other i just thought it was another big age difference but people don't seem to care when it's broad piz the only or mad when it's

lian are you and lian are you as back with gg they want to eat yeah and he came out with this phone oh leave me alone oh they're both at the same party. Oh, GG Leo. And no, I don't think I'm dating. No, I don't think so either. But it's also like Brad Pitt. There was a time, there was a time when Brad Pitt and Leo were like, just the two hottest guys. And now it's just Brad Pitt forever. Like I don't even know, you don't like Leo?

Well, you're also, you were born like, you were born like 2010, right? He's facing. So I don't, it's a whole different thing. I remember when girls were like, Leo, you know, and now I'm like, you saw Leonardo Capri was like an Annie's age. You'd be like, what?

But Brad Pitt? It's looking almost she. So Kim Salsiac from Real House of Atlanta. She, her house was in foreclosure and she was, her daughters were being stopped and they were all like, yeah, it's a Mrs. you're standing, you're crazy. And all the fans are like, no, finally,

your overspending is going to catch up with you. And then sure enough, the foreclosure was canceled. She didn't get foreclosed upon. But it did come out that she had a horrible gambling problem. God. And that she spends all this money that she'll like just be putting hundreds in the machine. And there's like episodes of the show, don't be tardy for the party where she is a gambler.

She also owes like 250 to American Express or something to her 50,000. She clearly has an issue with her spending. Okay. So if Kristen Chenoweth can play Jackie Siegel, I need Jennifer Coolidge to play Kim's Oziac. Done. Done. And Kim Zolsey Act is only 44, but I know everyone's like, how can she only be 44? It's not that she necessarily looks older than 44. It's just when she was like 28, she looked 44.

So she's been around forever. There are people that like, like even out. Yeah, they're like, you're like, you're like, you guys always look like you're 40. Have you ever seen someone that you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, I've never seen someone that you're like, you could be 16 or 45.

Like it could, it's like, especially nowadays, very hard. Tom Brady, according to Rader Online, this is a rumor. Do not do this to me. He loved doing 80 for Brady, which is a comedy, so much that according to this source, he is fixing to do stand-up comedy.

He's a stream to do stand-up comedy, have a comedy concert. Well, I think if he wants to start out, I think he needs to go by the old Chris Frangelo handbook, start out at a big corporate event. What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?

God, you know how many corporate events he could get? Oh, absolutely. That would be like his jam How many people would be like oh my god? I just want to he who I would give some shit if he bombs or not I wonder if you did have Tom Brady just like you would have Tom Brady Hosted SNL which we see if he ever has yeah, he did they could write a funny monologue for anybody have. So yeah, he did. They could write a funny monologue for anybody. So with all of his money, if his goal dream is really like, I want to feel what it's like, couldn't he just practice a monologue at a bunch of places and then actually just do okay and get the laughter, even though he's not a real stand-up. Well, I mean, Brandon Schab is, I mean, he's

an MMA fighter who like did stand up and you're like, and you're like standup. Well, I mean, Brad and Shob is, I mean, he's an MMA fighter who like did stand up and you're like, and you're like, what? So, I mean, it's like there's, I mean, if you're looking for like a bucket, Jeremy Piven does it. Yeah, like it's like, But I feel like Jeremy Piven is doing it for a while and he is like creating new stuff and telling things

and he's like more, I don't, I don't, I don't actively pursue it. Yeah, I don't think Tom Brady needs to do that. I think you hire a bunch of riders, you have a bunch of sports jokes, and you kill it and you get a bunch of people that are like obsessed with your life and sports, and you just have that experience and you do it once

and then that's it because it'll never go as well as the first time, especially if it's like a set monologue. It's not like you're playing off the audience or building an act like a regular person. You start like you're doing 10 minutes at the comedy store. No, that's what he has to do is to do like a 30 minute thing. Yeah. He needs to get host on the pile on Amazon, which is like Sarah Tiana and Taren from SNL. Like they have like a like it's like a soup style show

for the NFL. Oh, yeah, it's really fun. But like he used to go on like something like that. Something comedic, but don't jump into it. Like that's the thing. You look at these. I don't think this story is real. I hope.

I think though, I think it could have sparked his like acting bug. I think he enjoyed it. Yeah. And I think he'll, why not just do a bunch of cameos and be guest stars and stuff. But there is nothing more entertaining or sad than like, you know, a comic who started out on like TikTok

or any type of performer on TikTok during COVID. They're like, I'm gonna try doing drag, like sugar and spice on RuPaul's Drag Race. They're like, we've only done drag for like three months and then they get on the season and they're like, oh, I'm gonna try doing drag, like sugar and spice on RuPaul's Drag Race. They're like, we've only done drag for like three months and then they get on this season and they're like, oh, where have you guys performed before? And they're like, our house.

And you just realize how green they are or like a comic on TikTok and now they're like, oh my God, they're famous and they sell out, you know, these rooms and you just see them just like, hey, so like it's a whole different piece. Yeah, it's a whole thing to get used to. The Queen Camilla will now be just called the Queen instead of Queen consort.

Nope. And also, since the South Park, Prince Harry, according to your post, and Meghan Markles. approval rating plummets after south park dig they did a poll well who is this poll i mean this is like a political poll yeah of course and there's not like a uh... oh they said it's even worse than prince andru's that's pretty bad well but i mean no one gives a shit about Prince Andrews.

No, they don't care that he was like screwing young girls. Well, but I mean, nobody cares about that. And that's what's here about that. And that's what's here about it. Nobody cares about the obscene stuff. Nobody cares. This was good. This socialite, it's a guy.

And he was, I mean, he's like an anadelvy. But he looked into it. And- Okay, you mean, he's like an anadelvy, but he was. Yes. We looked into it. And. Okay, you did some juicy research. Did Annie did some research for me? Okay.

And he did the book report. She did do a little bit about the book report. Wait, let me find it. Oh, here we go. Socialite excommunicated. Oh. From New York High Society over fake air may bags. So it's a guy and he sold a woman a hundred thousand dollars worth of fake jewelry saying it was worth five hundred

thousand but it was all fake. Then everyone is blocking him on everything. No one seriously wants him to do anything. He also would set up fake appointments for like friends like I'll get you that air may back because it's so difficult to get an appointment and everything and then socialite would show up there and be like What is this guy's name? His name is George George set it up for me. They're like who's George? You know you don't have an appointment like who's George and then they're like what so then they um So then the girl had to cry in the store, and the store took pity on her,

and they still set her with her appointment. So the next day she did get her dream berken. So the story isn't that tragic. Anyway, he entered society through his mother's connections, but now everyone is blocking him. And he's not allowed to go to any charity events, and they're taking such extreme measures to keep this guy away from their inner circle

that they're like, if I invite keep this guy away from their inner circle that they're like, if I invite you to a victory event and you have a plus one now, you need to give me the name, the ID, everything because we don't want this guy showing up. But I know where he's gonna be invited. Anna Delvies, dinner party, for sure. You think?

If she doesn't, Yeah. If the producers of the show do not tap into him right now and say you need to go to the anodelvy Dinner party. I will be so mad. Hey, John. She needs to stay on your land. Yes. This is my bang You're so bad sex. Right. I think that she could be like a bitch to him. Absolutely. Oh, I want angry Anna. Yeah I don't have time for gal But I there's okay. There's all I listen. We've dealt with the dirty John's Conman I have featured a lot of con women, which is the new thing, but I don't think there's anything more fun and actually heartbreaking

then a con gay a gay guy who is a con man is one gay, a gay guy who is a con man is the most fascinating form because a girl feels so safe with a gay guy and he presents himself like he's rich and he knows fashion. He's like, girl, I got you. And you just, I mean, to be deceived, it's one thing to be deceived by the guy that's saying that he loves you and he's fucking you every night. We expect that. Right.

Another one to be deceived by some girl that, you know, whatever, like an end, Deli, that's also horrible and weird because it's your friend. But women trust gay guys. Like they are at the top of, they they we trust them more than anybody walking the earth So when it happens Mm-hmm. I think it's I think this is such a juicy. This is why I liked you know What was the story that I loved with the Matt Damon? That's like an old-fashioned one, but the um Matt Damon and Gweneth Paltrow

Talented Mr. Ripley. Yeahrow, talented Mr. Ripley. Yeah, talented Mr. Ripley. But I think there's something, also the gay guy that was part of the bling ring. The bling ring. Hee. There's what's his name, George Santos. My God. That was like I'm in Congress now.

That's what the real friends of we who knew to be. That takes to be. Only gay con men. Yeah, by the way I forgot to ask you I need your routing number and your account info just Whatever you can because you're sending me a gift. Yeah, there's like something coming it'll be here Anywhere between like three days and six years. So if you could just but like no rush, but like as soon as you can. Yeah. Um, so I don't know. I feel like in this story, maybe he only really stole from the girl that gave him the money for the jewelry, but the rest he was just infiltrating your lives.

And I think they probably just all thought he was the greatest because I can get you any Chanel bag you want. Yeah. But I don't know that he was necessarily stealing from them. So it's like even more heartbreaking because it was just like a fashion con. It was like you just thought you had this great gay friend. You thought your number one gay best friend was all these other bitches wish. Like they were trying to poach him,

but you're like he's my, and then you realize he's just full of shit. He's full of shit and also he didn't realize that yes, maybe in New York City is one of the most overpopulated cities in the country But that inner circle is so tight right and he was probably it's expensive in New York He's probably just like oh, yeah, I can make some money off these ladies But didn't realize what he was actually getting into but do I want to see that documentary?

Yes, yeah, I don't think there's enough for a doc But it definitely enough for a guest star on the anisho oh yeah for sure but she's gonna sit on the other end or come to we hope or friends of we hope yeah yeah my name's george i'm a gay con and i'm here to slay and if they only keep one person they i will allow them to keep bread grisky and he can like be like look i don't really this guy guy is, you know, I know some socialites he screwed over, but he does know his bags.

So he starts to work for him, but he's still shady, but he's like fabulous and fun. Right, but then Brad will rip him to shreds after he sees like all the fake bags and stuff. He's like, that's not a Chanel. And it's like, pan to like dramatic pan and then fade to black. You know, go to commercial. That would be like, we have some good cliffhangers with that one. Some slow-mo walking. This went viral. It was this person rented an Airbnb

on in Montauk. And there were so many signs. What this was one, please don't spray or apply perfume, clone or body oils inside the studio. Please apply it outside. And then it was just, I mean, there were so many things. Leave the shower door open, don't have the water going on longer than this. Instructions about how to push the toilet. I just saw it take a lot of time.

Instructions. Yeah, and then I just saw it take talk on like, someone going how I check out of a hotel and just like you know walking out Dirty clothes how I check out of it Airbnb and when there's like you're doing the laundry or something Yeah, I was getting so Paranoid because we got like one time like a bad review or something. Let's go off because I have one as well What was yours? We went to this place and it was years ago,

out a little bit outside, it was an assman, but not like right in the town near Snowmass. And Peter booked it for the three of us, little did I know that it was on the fourth floor and there was no elevator, but we put up with that. So I had to walk up every time we were done skiing, with our skis and the heavy boots. Okay. And when we got there in the microwave was a leftover burrito. Okay. Fine. Whatever.

Fine. No, I mean, we didn't like stop the thing, but we still like was was then when we left, then when we left, we took care of that. We threw that away. But then when we left, left, then when we left, we took care of that, we threw that away. But then when we left, we kind of cleaned up, I don't know, whatever we were supposed to do, we did. And we got this scathing report that there was a coffee cup that was missing or broken. I'm not kidding, like a coffee cup.

And so then we were like, what about the fact that this never, actually this should be illegal, that there was not an elevator? What if someone was handicapped? Like you never told us. And then also this gross burrito thing. So then after that, we were so paranoid about cleaning up everything we were supposed to do.

And it's only recently that I've been like, if it doesn't have an option to pay extra for a cleaning person, I am no longer doing a load of laundry, nothing. I'm done, I'm done, I'm going to point in my life. And I kind of feel like there's people moving back to hotels. Like I think people are like over how much work. And of course the cameras in these places and stuff, like aimed at their beds, what's your story?

I don't think that was it. I think there was a squatter in that house. I think there was a wall person in that house that came out while y'all were asleep, made a burrito, broke a mug, you guys were passed out, then crawled back, oh, don't get me started. You said left burrito and I went wall person immediately. Mine was, I went with some of my friends

this happened twice uh once at New Year's yeah this past New Year's we got a house in Palm Springs and you know we had the whole house everything was ready and it was freezing and it was raining much like today and we were like well we have this pool and it's heated so we turned the heat up the guy got a notification saying that the pool has gone up a couple degrees, and we're gonna have to pay $240 extra, or whatever the hell it was. And so I was just like, no, we wanna sit

in the hot tub on New Year's, and it was like, well, and it wasn't even mentioned. And I'm like, well, that's stupid. Why? Because I use the jacuzzi, I hate me. Like in Palm Springs, if I wanna turn the heat on, and it's like heated, and so we had to pay for that, which was dumb. The second one was, I went to Palm Springs in the summertime and nothing was touched.

However, at 6am, the guy got a notification that the thermostat went down maybe two or three degrees and called us and was like, I expected more from you guys started like yelling at my friend who booked the room was like, I've been a fan of yours, how disrespectful. I'm like, we turned the AC on. It's in the summer and pubs. What is wrong with you, monster? And I'm like, some of these people, I'm just kind of like, please, like you should not be renting out.

You should be renting. Like, yeah, it's cute and everything, but like like my God, I didn't realize I was in like, and also I wanna say to the people renting it out, my God, if that's the way it's gonna be, it's probably not worth, I mean, maybe it is, I mean, I understand you make money, but like all the stress and time is all spinning.

I came here to relax. Why am I having to worry about money or like, oh my God, I'm breaking a rule. But also it's just like, my God, I'm not your kid. I'm like, I'm breaking a rule. But also it's just like, my God, I'm not your kid. Yeah. I'm 15 at someone's house. And I'm just like, and also just like cameras,

like the fact that there's like ring cameras everywhere that can see you and do things. And no. And they're like in their, you know, closet with all their cameras. We use VRBO. What's that? It's the same thing as a.

Oh, VRBO, yeah. Yeah, and I don't know. That's that? It's the same thing as air. Oh, VRBO, yeah. Yeah, and I don't know. That's what we use all the time. And besides that one time, we've been really lucky with it, but it's now because we asked the questions ahead, can we have the clean, like I was like, I cannot spend. And also it's like, get out by 10.30 and you have two hours of cleaning to do.

And I'm like, I have two loads of laundry after makeup every, you have to strip every bed. Take out, take out the trash. Like to the point where I'd be like, going into a tiny trash can, make sure there's not one piece of trash. I'm like, what am I doing? Every dish.

So now it's like, no. Like I have to make sure that there's an option to like pay a lecture for a cleaning person because I just wanna fucking leave. Yeah, yes, you did it by. So, Paracelton had her son, they named him Phoenix Baron and with her husband Carter, but now it is revealed that this article came out.

Paracelton shares why Kathy Hilton and family didn't immediately know about her newborn board there was articles earlier that was like kathie hilton didn't know for a week about the baby and i'm like i mean talk but first i was like the way it looked at a week that the like the baby's been out like like she knew a baby was kind but didn't know for a week that the baby had been born right no and reading it further i think that they really kept it secret from everybody that they were

that there was a a surrogate care in their child and i think that totally makes sense because kathy hilton is kind of wack and do and i remember when katelyn one time was like i've got a love and grandkids that everyone counted up and they're like kyle must be pregnant again or clueless pregnant in or something because they added it up but so i think that they were like, let's just not tell anyone, but that is kind of sad

that you can't like share this news. But I guess when you're that famous and you're going through a surrogate, you don't want people like judging you. Oh, you know, where's a surrogate? Live before trying to investigate or find the surrogate. So you want to protect her privacy and everything. So actually, I think it's kind of sad, but I think it's also really smart. I think it's great because I think,

I think I agree with you completely that Kathy would have been, like, wow, Paris is pregnant. You be like, mom, what are you doing? Right. So I think it's, She protected her mom from, she protected her mom from her being really piss at her mom. Exactly. I mean, yeah. Looks more to a mother's love. You know, yeah. And it's like I feel again. She protected her mom from her being really pissed at her mom. Exactly.

Yeah. Yeah. Looks more to a mother's love. Yeah. And it's like I feel like when you're that rich, you're that famous. There's that many rooms in your house. Like you could have a surrogate and not even know about it because she's in the East Wing. You know?

You're just a surrogate little ear. The whole time. Yeah. Walperson, Brito, in the microwave, you had no idea the entire time. Yeah. So good for her. Now she's got a memoir coming out. Paris does, I guess.

How many pages is it? I think it's a big, I think it's going to be juicy when they're dropping little stuff that she has a Harvey Weinstein story. She's sad stuff. She has a rape story that nobody knows about. Oh, the one where she was at the school. At the school.

She had an abortion. So it's like all these little things coming out. So I mean, you know, and I guess the mom knows about none of it. So I mean, I have these just like, well, I mean, I will be reading it. And yeah, and Kathy Hilton probably probably, I'm sure I don't know if she'll dislike it as much as she liked Kyle's show about their mother called

American Woman or how much she dislike the book of Hilton, but, um, I'm sure it'll be somewhat protective of her family. Do you think, okay, do she get it? You think she didn't talk about the sex tape or whatever, or is that just kind of over? Remember her sex tape, one night in Paris? Yeah, I mean, I I think she will, but I think she'll still stick to her story, which is I Did it, but I didn't know that the boyfriend was gonna put it out there. Mm-hmm. I Think she should being that whatever the story is she should tell it. I

Mean, I think it would be so juicy if she just told it and you if she said, and I don't know if this is true or not, if she just said, yeah, I didn't think it was bad. And I was like, I don't know, see, well, I don't think she'll ever admit it at all. No, no, no. And I still think it could have been that she didn't know. But what was so weird is the guy that put that out in the Rixolman, Then Pamela Anderson married him twice.

I know I saw that in the documentary. I was like, wait a minute, what? Yeah, very strange. I feel the only way she could have married him is if he told her we were in on it together. How could she have married somebody that all, that like basically did to Paris, what whoever stole this video of her and Tommy did to her.

How could she ever marry someone like, what's your one word? Dicmatized. And you really, I don't know, but I mean, when people say she's so, I just thought of that. When people say like, Pamela Anderson is so great and said,

I don't think that needs to be explained. Uh huh. How you could fall in love and marry someone. If in fact, the story is he filmed it and distributed it. Yeah, what's his side of the story to get you to be like, okay, let's do this twice. Yeah. But when?

And how does Paris feel about him? I hope she covers all of that. I may hopefully. Because the side of Kathy Hilton is like, it was horrible. We were horrified, you know, that this happened, that this got, that this was out there and everything. They didn't, you know, they never anticipated that it would make her a bigger star. Because the, the panel and Anderson thing was like, you know, a decade before.

Or do we get the video of the surrogate giving birth to Paris's baby? We package it on a VHS and call it welcome to Phoenix. Because it was a night in Paris, right? Clevver, clever, clever, clever. Welcome to Phoenix. The new tape. That's right. Clevver, Clevver, Clevver, Clevver. Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver Clevver state area and you have been like come to the East Coast get on a train get on a plane come see me at the Bellhouse Theater March 22nd in Brooklyn also you can catch me on television I'll be on the Sherry Shepherd show I believe it's March 14th or the week of March 13th or something like that but yeah follow me on

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