Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Serial Sisters and Ellen’s Wrath with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: September 27, 2022

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Listen in, Loser-Rogue. Woo-hoo! And a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I've got Chris Frangelo coming in here any second to talk about a crazy weekend and everything that's happened in pop culture. But first, I just want to give you my thoughts on all the shit that's gone down with real house is a Beverly Hills and there's a lot baby

and you better believe we're going to talk about it all right that was an Erica melding into at least surrounding case you didn't notice um let's get into this is a fabulous drunk drunk drawn photo. You know, I love this person. And it's Kathy leading a conga line. And you're probably wondering, why is that? Well, for those of you, let me get that may not know exactly what I'm talking about.

This is worth listening to, even if you do not watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, because there's so many juicy layers that involve siblings and sisters and Hollywood and jealousy and success and reality TV and all of it. Okay. Kathy Hilton and the girls, the entire cast except for Garsell and Sheree, I think all went to Caribou Club which is a private dining club.

No cameras are allowed. So none of the producers even decided to weasel their way in and, you know, maybe record on a phone. So we have no actual recording of what happened. However, a couple of the girls including Sutton said, Kathy was very upset because she wanted to do a congal line and nobody wanted to do the congal line Nobody really was feeling the congal line and that really upset Kathy Hilton and she pointed at me and she said then we have to leave and if you don't leave with me right now Sutton you aren't my friend. Well, I wanted to enjoy the caribou club so And then according to other people that have friend well i wanted to and join the caribou club so um... and then according to

other people that have you know attested to this the big thing is that kathy was not only upset about the girls and doing the congline but that you want to hear a song and she went up to the dj and allegedly said play my best friend michael jackson song billy jean and the dj didn't in which then she referred to him as an old, effing derogatory word for a homophobic slur DJ. Okay. That is

what is alleged. At that point, Lisa Rena, according to Lisa Rena said, she's having a meltdown. I will leave with you. You girls get your credit card, get your coat, stay whatever I will be the good sister friend, whatever and take her. So just Lisa Rena and Kathy got in a sprinter van with no recording devices. And that sprinter van driver is being held. I don't know where on Epstein Island. No, I don't know where he is, but no one is speaking.

Okay, everyone's like, can we have one other person besides Lisa Renna tell us what was said and we will never ever get that for a number of reasons. According to Lisa Renna in that Sprinter Van and then when they got back to Kyle's house in which there, they were only two there. Kathy went out of full-blown rant where she was using

very problematic words to describe people and then also that she said she was very angry at Kyle and she said I've made Kyle I I will take Kyle and her family down if it's the last thing I do according to Lisa Rennah And she broke her glasses and she was pounding and Lisa Rennah was locked inside of her room texting Erica and Diane Jenkins the boringest lips smacking chick that's ever lived About how horrible it was in which they were writing her back being like oh my god I don't believe it you were being so nice by taking Kathy home writing her back being like, oh my God, I don't believe it. You were being so nice by taking Kathy home. So the next day, Kathy stays in her room.

She doesn't leave. They all go on the private jet without her and Kyle's there with Mauricio and she says, I don't know, you know, it's crazy because my four daughters never fight. They don't have jealousy issues, but my sisters and I did we would physically scratch and hurt each other.

Okay, so now this is where I find the whole sister dynamic interesting. You know we always hear about big Kathy that's the mom of them. She was married four times, she had multiple husbands, they have different dads and she was quite the social climber and she lived you know a life that Has been spoken about as pretty controversial as far as people have said she tried She was always telling your daughters Mary these rich men have as many babies with them as possible Kim Richards has been married three or four times as four different baby dads daddy's each one was richer than the next And I'm talking Davis money, Hilton money,

the richest like old money that you could find in LA. Kathy Hilton knew who their eligible sons were and was making it happen for her daughters. So the question is, did big Kathy breed jealousy among her daughters? I don't mean to blame a parent, but I do think it's interesting when you're raised in a family where there's jealousy as siblings. I was a product of that. And my kids so far have displayed no jealousy amongst each other. I don't know if that's my doing. I don't know if that was our own personalities. I don't know if it's because we were raised in, you know, 30 years, 30, 40 years ago, like, you know, Kathy and Kyle were raised.

Well, I don't know why why Kyle's daughters aren't jealous of each other and why my kids aren't, but we are both raised similarly. So similar dynamics with some of our siblings. So I find that really interesting. What is the jealousy between these three sisters and why? So I'm reading everything. And Bravo fans are saying, well, Kyle wouldn't have ever been in this position if it wasn't for Paris Hilton, Kathy Hilton's daughter.

We saw Kyle besides small glimpses in acting, which she did not have a name as an actress, when she was like on a documentary or an e-special about Paris. That is where she kind of came on People's Radar and then of course she got on Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in which Kathy didn't. To this day, I'm not 100% sure if Kathy was asked to go along with Kim and Kyle, or if they thought three sisters would dominate the cast and they chose not to have Kathy, or if Kathy chose not to do it. But a year later, she joined Paris in a one-season bomb on Oxygen called world according to Paris in which they took on their new best friend

Brooke Mueller who was Charlie Sheen's drug addicted 21 times to rehab going through a ton of drug addiction mother of his twin boys she was featured on that show as Kathy's good friend who Kathy was trying to save Very weird the show lasted one season cut to now. She's on the show She's a fan favorite everyone loves her hunky-dory as if she doesn't know what hunky-dory is people like this Persona so a lot of people are team Kathy in this. They don't trust Lisa Renas account of it all well then Enter L.A. super attorney, Marty Singer,

who allegedly is representing Kathy in this mess. The next day or that night Kathy texted Lisa Renna and was like, silence is golden. I'm not saying anything. I appreciate, you know, she doesn't even say don't say anything she does this silence is gold golden I'm not saying anything and you don't either release us like I don't know what to do now what's really interesting is the day after this blow up an aspin according to people that researched Kyle's Instagram Kyle posted photo of she and Lisa Rina in Aspen Lisa's wearing the Balenciago cloak coat coat or whatever call it cloak that she wore the whole time and Kyle wrote oh you better believe we're gonna talk about it Now was that just let me come up with a funny saying or was that

that she and lees are in a had a conversation about her sister cut her sister cathise horrible behavior and kyle given the go ahead to one of the members of the fab force five like she gave the bat single signal

lees are in a go off release info, release the info to the world about how awful my sister can be. And then Lisa Rena is like, I got you Fab Five Sister, I got you. And now that it's all these months later and we know that the reunion happened and all the gossip from the reunion is that Kyle protected her sister Kathy in all of this and seems to have left Lisa Rena out in the cold. And Lisa Rena not having a sister because her sister passed of drug addiction and also they were quite a large age difference

might not really understand how weird this sister dynamic is. Kyle being the youngest, she wants to make good, her daughter is getting married, the kids are also close, she wants as someone that would get in fights with my sister growing up, my sister had children first and I'd be like Christmas is around the corner. Let me suck it up. Even though there's verbal abuse and mean things, let me suck it up because otherwise Christmas isn't going to be fun without my nieces and nephews. So I understand that mentality and then put it on a global scale of the TV show. But when Kathy says I'm going gonna take Kyle down in her family.

I think it was brewing up, and I don't think this is about television. I think this is about real estate. When Kyle divorced her first rich husband and Felina with Mauricio, they lived in a small apartment and took their real estate tests together. And then Mauricio started working for Hilton Highland, Kathy Hilton Rick Hilton's company, okay? And did quite well. And that's where what he was doing when

the show of Beverly Hills, Real House, came on. As you know, a couple years later, he went off by himself to do the agency. And it is far surpassed Hilton and Highland as a real estate firm. And now Kathy and her daughters and Marisa are going to have their own Netflix reality real estate show, which is going to put those daughters on the map much like Paris did with the simple life. So I think there's some of that that's happening. And then much like dysfunctional families, a couple days later, Kathy shows up to Crystal's, get great Gatsby party, acting like nothing happened. She, she, she trust she's fine with Lisa

Rennett. She thinks there's nothing happened. In my opinion, it was after this party at crystals that then the cease and desist letters came from Marty Singer to the girl saying, do not talk about this anymore. Also patrons at the Caribou Club apparently did witness this outburst by Kathy and did tell people of the media, but before they could share it, they were allegedly, they were given legal papers saying, you know, not to talk about it or an NDA or whatever, and that's why, because I'm like, where are the witnesses? Where is the person that drove the sprinter van? I'm sure he had to sign something because he was probably working for Bravo.

Or did he receive one from Marty Singer? Listen, if I got something from Marty Singer, Marty, if you're listening to this, I am just repeating when I've told him, it's all a legend, don't come after me. But it's also kind of scary that people are so scared now to speak because if someone has a really powerful attorney even if you're in the right

you're like shit now here's a big show and again allegedly the girls have not seen the last three episodes that marty singer and other attorneys are are pouring over the episodes and that even if the girls said something to back up Lisa Ren as a count and their own account that makes Kathy Hilton look bad, they people are

believing that that's being cut out of the current episodes that we're seeing in their interviews. And it probably most likely will be cut out of the reunion that we witness. Meanwhile Kyle just wants to have a nice wedding with her sister. And so, it's very frustrating, I think, for the fans and for everybody that's on the cast of, like, what's going to happen. And then other final thought, because I'm playing all the different sides, other big fans of Kathy feel that this whole thing was exaggerated and put out by Lisa Rennah who is part of the Fab Five Force or whatever it's called with Erica to

divert attention from Erica's poor behavior on the trip where she's like I don't give a fuck about anybody it's my earrings and I'm the only victim I care about so they feel that this was a planned attack to divert the attention from Erica. Let's have a new villain, you know. And the fact also that Kathy makes a lot of money, didn't have to film the first half of the show. We never see her husband, Rick Hilton.

He's completely protected by this. He never goes to any parties. You know, that I'm adding, I've not heard one person, Rick Kilton. He's completely protected by this. He never goes to any parties. You know, that I'm adding, I've not heard one person mention Rick Kilton, but it is kind of interesting that he doesn't have to go to anything and is never featured. I mean, I think most wives would like to have that clause to say, I don't need to feature my husband. God forbid he says the wrong thing or or or art, you know, is rude to to me like Tom was to Erica. Um, I'm always like, Erica, I'm talking, which she brings up later. I'm going to talk about in a minute. Anyway, so there you go. So, you know, what was that the case? It's so juicy,

it's so good. Erica is featured in next. There was a sneak preview on Wednesday show in which she has no bake up and is doing zoom therapy. And the therapist brings up how awful Tom was which luckily we do have a video of that and he was an old crotchety man that definitely shot her down told her to not interrupt him and there definitely was not an equal balance at all in that relationship and not surprising. She met him when she was married, when she was 26 or when she was 26 or something, and he was like in his late 50s, and he was already super rich. So that was never going to be an equal marriage anyway, and we see their dynamic on the show. So in this therapy session, she's

trying to garner sympathy from the viewers at home. She's now playing to the viewers. People also think she's playing to the viewers when they were making the chocolate with the read in the last episode that she was getting this information out when she said, sometimes the people who are the most powerful have the most to hide, meaning Kathy Hilton. So like how planned out is this stuff. Also, Kyle saw a therapist, and Kyle on her stories this weekend posted, my therapist said,

I don't think you have social anxiety. I think you're surrounded by the wrong people. And that really hit me. The entire time you think it's you, it may just be that the people around you are toxic or do not align with you. Be very, very careful who you let in. So she's letting everyone know I see a therapist and my therapist says it's not me, it's them.

This is also could be a hint that maybe she's not going to come back next season either and she's going to focus on her Netflix show with her family. And this could be she could be saying maybe, Leafs Arena started this thing, that's caused my life more turmoil than I want it, or she could be pointing out her sister or everybody in general around her. I don't know.

Also, I just saw a clip, I don't know if it's mentioned in Real House was a Beverly Hills, maybe that's coming on Wednesday, or if Kathy Hilton shared this moment with E because E was showing it, but it or if Kathy Hilton shared this moment with E because E was showing it. But it is now Kathy Hilton sitting down with a therapist who brings up her mother and our mother was controlling, meaning big Kathy.

And also, Kathy Hilton says, I didn't watch Paris's documentary about her going to the horrible schools where she was abused. I don't want to see it. So again, she's revealing I had a fucked up childhood. I might react and according to this clinical therapist, I might have a right to react that way. Again, audience that I'm sharing my therapy session. I mean, therapy is supposed to be really one unwanted private, but I guess if you're on a reality show, let me show the therapist. Like, a lot of people, once they're no longer relevant, they go on a therapy tour and they write all about their therapy in

their latest book and they go, that's why I was an asshole. This therapist said, it's because I had the sad thing happen to me when I was a child. So you can love me now if you hated me last year, you should love me because I want to remind when I was a child. So you can love me now if you hated me last year. You should love me because I want to remind you I didn't have a perfect childhood. Nobody's had a perfect childhood. Doesn't give you a reason to be an asshole as a full-blown, working, functioning adult in Hollywood. That's my opinion. Okay, now let's bring on Chris Friendjola to get into the latest. Hello, and we are back with our favorite Chris Frenjola, coming off a hot weekend together.

I feel like we spent a lot of time together. When I walked in today, we were like, we've seen enough of you for a couple of minutes. No, because I never feel like that, but I think it's very obvious that you do. No, I don't. I mean, we spent a lot of time together. Okay, let's be honest. Yeah. You mentioned real estate potential. Uh-huh. And you're like surprisingly, you know, we kind of are

interested in this one house near me. And I said, well, not near it's across the street. No, no, you found one in my area. Right. And I can do better than that yeah because there's a couple like one It's not directly across the street. It's three. It's down three. Okay, but I can walk to my mailbox and I can see you at your mailbox Yeah, if you were to buy it and I said another one's coming out and And that seemed to really shut down the whole discussion. And I'm like, you know what, fine. Like I got it. Like I, I mean, I lived Nick's sort of my mother. And I, neither of us abused that situation.

And she was my real mother. So I don't know why you think I'm gonna just be like coming over with Barbie to have a day to play with Beckett. And if I did do that, you'd be blessed. Right, you're not. I'm not. I'm protecting all of us, I think. I'm protecting you from me, Peter from me, I think it would be a lot.

Okay. I mean, how much do you talk to the people in your neighborhood? Like, you know, go over to their house. The neighbors that are moving have been there, like one or two years longer than we have. So like their whole kids childhood, okay? Yeah. And we always enjoyed them.

There were times in our lives where we were a little more social with them, like when the kids were really little, then there was a big chunk where we really would only just see them and chat with them once in a while. Always completely normal and delightful. Lately, we hung out a little bit more because they've come on the boat. Right.

Which I was a little bit like shit. Why didn't we spend more time with you guys? You're so fucking fun. You know, they're like boozers and fun. Yeah. And, but so far, no, no weirdness ever happened through all those years. Well, it's good.

And the one time I really needed a neighbor, he was there, which was this time that I couldn't open the door and I had to get a flight and he and his son like broke down the door for me. Super, this is something that I don't know if I wanted to. I don't know if I want to be. Now what time of day was that? Was that like midnight? Oh, yeah.

It was like 10 at night on Halloween and I had to catch a red eye. That's if I see you walking up my driveway. That's when I closed the blinds. But now but also now I don't know if we can talk about this but wasn't it doesn't windy Cummings live kind of near you? She does. She has spot her one time. Yes I chased her during COVID when I was riding bikes. I would I would she was basically Dorothy. I was, I was, she was basically Dorothy and I was the wicked witch chasing after her. Okay.

And she acted like she didn't see me with her. I think she might even had a little dog in the basket. And I was chasing. But she admitted that she got a podcast that she did see you. She did see me and she said she acted like she didn't and she kept writing. Okay. So why wouldn't do that? Okay, maybe you're right.

All right. well anyway. And we keep a healthy distance. Yeah, good luck. A minute drive. It's been a good working relationship for many years. I don't want to ruin it by not opening your door at 10 p.m. How was the travel experience with Annie and you and me

and all of it? What is your thoughts on this week and see Alan Portland great crowds? I have to say this. And now that I heard a little distance from it, there's live shows are more fun than they've ever been. I think it's, we've done the Irvine for, and I feel like these were,

you're much better produced, they're more fun. I feel like you got it down now. I feel like the audiences were fun. I feel like they were really fun. Yes, good. I'm so glad I'm excited too. And the next one you asked me about, the next one is on, it's almost told out literally, I don't even know how many, maybe we have like 20 seats left.

That is October 15th. You're going to get all the juicy scoop. So that is why I bring it up. And also I have Carlos King who was a producer of Potomac and Atlanta so very inside school and he was on my show and you guys loved him. So that's October 15th but then let's talk about Vegas. I want to make it clear. Chris Franchilla is coming even though yesterday he said am I coming to that. I'm like I've been telling everybody you're coming. I was just making sure. I knew I was. It was my calendar, but you'd kind of given me

kind of like a half and nine. That's not true. Justin is coming, 100% he's coming, and Brandy and Julie, 100%. Okay. So I'm going to feature all of you guys individually, all of you together, it's going to be so freaking fun. And I think that one is very close to selling out too,

and that's at the Venetian. So perfect fun, great hotel to say out. Very excited about this. Great restaurants, great shopping, just like a really doable weekend. Having been in Vegas in a long time, it's gonna be like a back in Vegas. It's very exciting.

And I'm gonna plan some fun for us to do before and after. Okay. So here's where, okay now you get into travel. Because there is a lot of planning of fun things to do before and after. Okay. So here's where, okay, now you get into travel. Because there is a lot of planning of fun things to do. Yes. You guys, and I'm gonna include any of this as well. You get to the airports a little late for me. Okay, okay, dad.

Let's say the flight to 10 a.m. And then you guys like, what time should we get the lifts or Uber? And you're like, oh, 9. Yeah. Thank you. Let's say the flight to 10 a.m. And then you guys, like, what time should we get the lift or Uber? And you're like, oh, 9.45. And I'm like, whoa, that's a little close. Okay. Right. But I travel every weekend alone.

So it's difficult. I have my quirks, as we all do. Yes. Travel quirks. And you guys break all my travel quirks. Oh, right. Well, good to do. But I love spending time with you.

Well, we did have a moment, a Titanic moment. If you were a family, in the, going down the Titanic. So it, the Portland airport was extremely crowded, long, long lines for TSA, like some of them never seen. And yeah, see how I've never seen that. Now you and I have the TSA pre-check. Right.

Little Annie, who just has become a full blown adult, she doesn't have TSA pre-check. I know. Okay. And so one time it was getting close Seattle, and that was close. And so I said to the guy, look, she's my daughter, and we're doing a show, and she's the producer of it.

Can she come through TSA pre-check? And that guy let you do that, right? Right, that was nice. So now we do Portland, and I'm like, just getting the line. They're not going to turn you away once you get to the top, you know? Right. So we get there, and the Portland guy was not having it.

He goes, either all three of you can go back to the general admission or the two of you go ahead and leave this quote unquote daughter to just fend for herself. Right. And I go, what's the other option? I go, well, could we go to the general admission, but kind of cut in the line like here? And he goes, yes. But there's still eight people ahead of us and we still have to take off our shoes. So of course I choose that.

Wow. Yeah. This was a moment I felt a little titanicky. I also felt like if you and I were a couple on a titanic, I would punch a woman to get on the life. You're like no, I think we don't have a choice. We've already claimed that we're a family together. So I can't let you just go do T.S.

So now I'm like, now I felt like we were married. Recently married, you're the mean stepdad. It did feel like a mother. It means to, and I was like, I don't know what to do. Do I choose my daughter? Do I choose the guy that's giving it to me good? Cause we put heavy great sex for a few years. But like fuck.

Right. Again, my daughter came first. I had my daughter before you. Like it was a big and mostly because I think you had very stylist shoes on. Well, that's because now that we're tied. That's what you're, but because I never go through regular anymore. I've been a long time. So now you've done full-cute.

So I wouldn't have worn those had I known I was going to regular people. The commuters. Yeah. The commuters. And I'm also about like traveling in groups is not necessarily my strong suit. And I believe when you're traveling in groups, once you get to the airport at that point, it's every man for himself. Like figure your shit out. And Annie is, I know she's young and whatever, but at that point, I was willing to let her, you know, if I were the type to act, yes, I would really to let her drive. I was, I was all, I was moving all of my life.

I've been doing this and I was gonna let both you drive. And keep my shoes on. Well, Annie's mom, she told your mom what happened. And Annie's mother herself said, Dad would have left us as well. Yeah, that dare dad would have. Her parents agreed with me. I would have let our drown as well. It's every man for himself when it gets to group travel.

Anyway, we had fun. One more thing. Yes, please show. We have other ones coming up in November. Yes. We do, and those are selling really, really well. Philly, Boston, DC, and DC. Yeah.

And they're all selling really well. Those will be sold out for sure. Yeah. And we'll have a lot of fun there as well. Now, when those happen, I will be doing the lifts and the ubers. Okay. Because I feel like, I don't know what is about my fun. I feel like I see better than you seem to see your phone. Because sometimes we were across the street

from the Seattle airport. Across the street, like we could have walked to the end. At the hotel, yes, absolutely. And I, can I explain what I did? I put in, okay. I put it. Okay, now you guys know when you when you put in you'll see a bunch of things that'll pop up Alaska. Well, Alaska Airlines, where we're going from Seattle to Portland.

Yeah. And what I should have done is just put the airport and then oftentimes they go, okay, domestic, which one? Yeah. But I jumped the gun and just put Alaska in there. And so we get in the car and after about 15 minutes, we show up at the offices of the Alaska Airlines. The Alaska training facility. Yeah. Like off campus.

Like, at one point we're driving and I'm like, why are we going to the airport? I guess, no, you're going to the Alaska training facility. To the point where the lift then says like, are you being raped and trafficked? Like we've been noticing this trip is taking a little long, are you okay? Yeah, are you okay? Yeah. Our guy was obviously great and it was my fault.

Yeah, yeah. So from here on out, I'll be doing that. That's it, just for Boston and Philly and DC. I love it. Um, page six your girl say her name Emily Rentagetzki. Rentaginowski. They're calling them Bradogen. How are they saying this? Brad? They're anyway Brad and her are seeing each other. Brad. Oh, Bradagowski. Yes.

According to page six, just out Brad Pitt and Emily have been out a few times, sources confirmed to page six. But are they officially dating? We don't know. Are they planning their podcast together? Possibly. Wow. Possibly.

I have to say it is a good looking couple. Let that happen. Orange. Yeah. What? He's over her. He's a little old. How old can you look up her age? And his, I want to say, he's like, he's at over her. He is a little old. How old do you look up her age? And his, I wanna say, he's like,

he's at least like 58 now. 58 I think, yeah. And I know he's gorgeous. Yeah. Also, is it true he started his own skin canterline or did I dream that? You did tell me that, I'm not sure. I mean, he is a good,

I think I said 58, she's 31. 1531, that's a lot. That is a lot. That's a lot. 1531 that's a lot that is a lot that's a lot Gorgeousness abound but like and and I I did read I think that he's doing a male skin care line Right which I'm like enough with these uber uber stars getting in the influencer game like can we just have one fucking thing Yeah, like Jen Aniston has her own hair care line J. Lo has her own skin care line now He has his own skin care like like

Lady Gaga has her own makeup like I'm just like come on Lot of tequila you guys had the cereal of the girl with the bows in her hair Remember you didn't you get her cereal? Oh? Seawaw had cereal. You got it right. And Brandon, uh, Brandon wanted it. Pretty good. Yeah, they loved it.

They got it at that store. Um, bargain market. Yeah, you guys are eating it. Grocery of that bargain market. And Drake told me, you know what? We bought it as a joke, but not bad. Delicious. Yeah.

Delicious, boson. Anyway, who knows? Um, this was juicy came out on us weekly that Kanye said London I know how you feel he seemingly compared the death of Queen Elizabeth to the breakup of he and Kim I don't know if he's saying that the world compares both those events similarly or just he himself comparison like that. They are our royal family. Like the Kardashians are our royal family, maybe. And you know, that's uh, this week, though,

he did an interview with someone, a lot of clips of it. And he's coming off delightfully normal this week, this week. I think he can be. I think it's just about, yeah, well, that's what a metad… It's a metad… That's what a metad yeah, that's what a medical situation is is that you, you know, go up and down and go off and say, I don't need my meds or I do need my meds or I try to new med or right, whatever or circumstantial, it's all the above. So what is his beef that he seems to be

having with the dea's and the gap and I don't really understand it. But now he says he's gonna open his own thing and he said in whoever the interview and said oh sway said or somebody in an interview did a long time ago why are you um... pairing up with these clothing things wanted you to do them yourself and then he goes well sway was right or whatever like he was right now i'm gonna do my own

and every item is only going to be twenty dollars oh really i'm very confused why his Kanye sweatshirts were three hundred dollars why the ugly shoes the ugly like want to be crocs i i don't understand i don't know and you're right i don't understand why he's mad at Gap, you know, that they tried to hang up his clothes and he wanted them in garbage bags.

He said Gap overpriced, which, what? Yeah, I'm so confused. And Matt and Adidas, like everybody, I'm so confused and I just don't care. So try bucks. That's the new thing. Wow, I didn't know that. Does he got to open his own stores? Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's open his own stores? Like, it says, I guess now, this week.

Who knows what's next week? Now I'll say this, I went into a gap. I think it was here in Woodland Hill, that way I'm all, that's all. And they did have the big bag of stuff in the front. And I didn't know, is it Kanye, I think, at that point? Yeah. I still don't know if they hadn't unpacked it yet.

Nobody wants to work anymore. That's what I figured. But they were doing it right. They did do it the way he wanted it. It was a big bag of t-shirts. Go through it. Yeah. OK, Megan, according to Daily Mail, Megan Markle said that she thought she'd be the Beyonce of the UK

when she married Harry. Now, I don't know if this is from that scandalous book about her or what, but you know, there you go. Well, it didn't work out. You mean like she'd be beloved? Beloved, have her own beehives. Yeah. You know, the ego of it all, but. I mean, she really can't win, huh? I mean, it's everything she does is, is there any fans? Yes, there's a lot of people that like that like her that said she was very sweet when they met her. Yeah.

Going down the line that she couldn't have been nice. So there's TikTok saying how nice she was. Hugging some. Hugging. Yes. And then there's other people. Listen, I can see why they need to blame somebody and they're not going to blame the harry right that harry left and no longer is an active prince and is living in america and is not you know best friends with his brother and as a mom of boys if i was to die that would be heartbreaking that just like that my boys aren't close anymore it's like so i think just, they want to scapegoat.

And I mean, that seems to be what it is. Yeah, but also I think that she is very calculating and there is a lot of truth to stuff that's in that scandalous book. And a lot of things where she, you know, act, like definitely pursued humanitarian efforts and all that stuff, but really didn't do anything because she had like studied that that's really how you meet the most elite people.

So I have not read the whole book, but I've read a lot of like book reports on it basically that that does sound pretty juicy. But as you as someone that knew her worked with her yes yes um... rolling up rolling um... knives and forks into a cloth napkin yes we've had a cloth napkin yes at mirebell you said she was not acting like a Beyonce no she was absolutely wonderful

right to almost two nice okay like you know that not it was like a party fun time on Sunset Boulevard at that time. And she was not that at all. She was not like a party or anything. So as, yeah, so I think that you are a good person to be talking to to say, hey, you know, and I'm sure there's people that loves her from grammar school, like to her in college is probably a scoring boyfriend or a girl from college that didn't like her.

I'm sure, I mean, who has a completely clean record. I guess the whole thing is how calculating was she to Mary Harry act like she didn't know who he was and asked is he kind, but she didn't know who Harry was. You wrote a blog about pop culture. You're in Hollywood. He was everywhere. And that she had books about Diana.

And she was obsessed with Diana. There's so many people that when they meet some, there's so many famous people that then they when they meet somebody else, they go, oh, and he never even knew about my show. Like, that's like a big deal, because they don't want to be with with a fan. And so I think sometimes when you are pursuing

someone who's famous, even though you know everything about them, maybe that's the way to get them to like you to act like you're unfazed by their fame. And maybe she did that a little bit. But I don't believe that you are a couple having two kids if you don't really love each other now. I would just like to say the last time we spoke. Yes.

Was via Instagram, where you go? You and Megan. And, yeah, how long that was? This is when she still had a regular Megan Markle Instagram, which was on suit. Or maybe not even on suits yet. Maybe still suitcase girl on. Right.

And I had written her in a DM like congratulations on I think it was suits okay and she wrote me back and said oh you too like at that point I think I just done my first Chelsea lady round table she's like that's exciting too like good job we both gotten out of the restaurant game and we were on our way so well there you go. Don't anybody say I hate Meghan Markle. I just said a nice thing about her. Yeah. So there you go.

All right, moving on. I just want to wrap up the Adam Levine. It's we're up to five or six girls now. I'm going to go through them and then we'll talk about your thoughts. We have been, we were talking on the live shows. Did any of these girls actually meet him in person and like have sex with him and have we still haven't got a defendant Well, there's another okay brought out another DM from the original girl Sumner in which

She writes I go to Mexico this week and ha ha ha Adam writes nice. I need to go rub one out That's my then my head will be clear. I often think about when you used to get me into that place where I literally would stare and drool and do whatever you told me. Ha ha he says, delete this immediately. She says, I do too, meaning think about you. I don't even know how you did it and then it got cut off.

But so a lot of people would think that is referencing a time that they physically got together. It could also be that he rubbed one out when they face time. I think I got him to a place. So that now yes. Can I say this in all that chatter they had back and forth. There was never like pictures sent back and like she doesn't have dick pics or anything like that. No. Oh, he doesn't have pictures of her. No.

So I think no matter what, it's really gross that he's like a chronic DMR. Right. But, and maybe they have an open relationship, maybe she doesn't care, it's just humiliating to his wife that now the world knows that they're not this perfect couple. Right. All of this and it's just embarrassing

and his DMing as gross, like some of the embarrassing things. Oh, this guy had compared his tattoos to the outside of a Chipotle bag which really made us laugh. This girl, her name's Alison Rose, you know, her photo looks, and she said that there's another girl that said she got inappropriate stuff from a 17 year old. He also used a really embarrassing emoji to like thumbs up himself. This girl says, chose her DMs and a tick tock the Allison Rose saying, he says, I shouldn't be talking to you. You know that right. he says, I shouldn't be talking to you. You know that right.

So he knows she shouldn't be talking to her. She was young. I don't know if she was under 18. This other girl, really pretty, Brunette, dark, Ravenhaired girl. She's actually a stand-up comic and she looks like a vixen with all her tattoos, which she probably like with his tattoos. They talked, which sounded not, you know, it was flirty. The Southern girl was only 20 when he got into her DM.

She's a fitness model. He'd constantly DM her about, ooh, I see it's booty day. Oh, I see it's leg day, meaning she's working out. And she also said he would DM her at 10 at night every night, and that he always watched her stories. Okay. All right. Then the final was his yoga instructor from 2007, in which he actually texted her and was like saying, you got a great ass or I want to see or something. And then at the time, the yoga instructors boyfriend saw it and it caused a horrible

fight that led to a domestic violence situation with the young instructor with her. So the yoga instructor was saying the reason why people shouldn't be DMing or texting people that aren't in a consensual relationship with them is that they're significant other who might be a freak might see that right or even not a freak might cause issue like unwanted flirty DMs, or unwanted flirty text from guys can put the other person in a vulnerable position. Girls two, girls that constantly reach out, like Jon, Sarah's Jon, whenever some girl DMs him,

he immediately like shows Sarah to be like, this just came in, I'm not doing it. Yeah, so it's like the same thing Girls like don't do that because you Yeah, so there you go with that also. I feel like maybe just not on this podcast But on many things I feel like a lot of times when there's a situation like this or many of the situations we talk about we always go to the Maybe they have an open relationship. Right. Which I find, I don't know if that is prevalent as we seem to make it out to, like, there's no, it's just not. I mean, like, I don't think this is an open relationship.

I think Bihadi is not, you know. I think more of it is in certain relationships, especially where one person's super famous and maybe the wife is not, I think you go into that with a sports guy or a musician and you're like, I'm not gonna be stupid. Your own occasion is some chicken to come and blow them after a concert, probably. But we've talked, you're never gonna have a baby with her,

you're not gonna fall in love with her, you're not gonna fall in love with her, you're not gonna continue on anything than a one night, like, and I don't wanna ever know about it. So I think there's some of that. Uh-huh. Where it's not taught, and then when it gets revealed to the world, it's just embarrassing to you. But you weren't that girl that was like thinking

it could never happen in your marriage. That's what I think it is. Okay, there we go. But you weren't that girl that was like thinking it could never happen in your marriage. Right. That's what I think it is. Okay. There we go. Bling ring. Everyone's talking about it. This is the story of they did a movie about it.

It was Alexis Niers. And this other guy, Nick, I was watching. It's a few episodes on Netflix, they are both featured and interviewed in it. I was watching it, I was very tired last night. So I was kind of like falling asleep, so I have to finish it. But honestly, I like to think about it because they're showing them how much evidence they had on them going into these homes. So basically, this was 2006 or 2007. This kid went to Cal Basses High. He made friends with his other girl, Rachel.

And it started out where they would just go around Cal Basses and see if anyone's door was open and take whatever was in. Parasundlass is a bag, cash, whatever. And then they were like, let's go into someone's houses. And then they were like on my space so they would follow people like Perra Silten and see that she was out that night. They'd go to her house, find her house.

They'd find a door that was open and they'd rob it and that she was so disorganized and had so much that she either wouldn't notice or wouldn't report it. So they kept going back and like taking cash in her handbags and yeah, not big things. And as I'm watching it, and as this kid is, you know, now he's out and gay and thrilled and still a fame whore, I was like, if these kids weren't white, my fucking God. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I was just like, I know I not finished it and I guess apparently the detectives were thirsty and their Thirstyness fucked up the case for the prosecutors and that's why this kid is out today. Oh really? I haven't gotten to that part yet, but I was just like I can't believe that they broke in and stole

like For Atlanta bloom. They stole all his Rolexes that were like vintage. Oh, they're like very dirty grand, yeah. And I don't know if maybe they gave it back and that helped their case or, but I was just like, oh my God, if that was, I felt it was very like a very unfair situation.

And then we, of course, you know, when the girl on e or something, something. So this was the pretty wild show that Chelsea and Tom produced. And this girl Amber, who was Chelsea's really good friend, who was a reality show producer, she was the producer of it. And they have Amber in the show. Yeah. And Amber's and her partner are like basically laughing about how they're like, we didn't know what this dumb show

was gonna be about this pretty wild. And then literally the second day of filming the cops knock on the door to arrest her because basically Nick did all the stuff, but Nick would come to her and go, hey, here's some leftover stuff from Rachel Bison's house that we stole. And then according to Nick, he said,

Alexis Nyers goes, well, let me go to the next one because I want first pick. I don't want that stuff that nobody else wants. Right. And it was that house, Orlando Bloom, that she took a couple bags and like a black sequence dress and stuff. And they were, they were,

did they know these people? Are there were targeting celebrities? They were just targeting celebrities. And then,, they were, they were, they know these people or they were targeting celebrities. They were just targeting celebrities. And then, and then at Alexis, then, then when they found out, then they were, then when you're after them, and they had surveillance of Nick and this girl, girl Rachel, then Alexis called the LAPD and said, I know who that guy is. It's Nick, which was very dumb, because then when they bring a Nick, he does deal with a fancy attorney and goes, well, I'll tell you who the other girls are.

Right. Alexis Darryl being one of them. And he kind of like got immunity to, I don't know, I haven't finished it. Yeah. Because it was confusing when I, when it happened, it was confusing even when I was asking, because Alexis was a my show a couple of years ago and asked her about it. And then she was saying she was on drugs and everything. And but then they admitted to redoing scenes.

So they like re-shot when the cops came to the door. Oh, right, right. And all that comes out. And while they're asking about that, Amber's just like laughing. Yeah. And now she's like laughing about the, Amber's just like laughing. Yeah. Now, she's like laughing about the fictus of the show.

Yeah. And so, yeah. But what did they break and enter? All these doors were open. Like they, oh, no, they were, no, they were, um, Paris is one time she did lock it and then they looked out of the mat. There was a key.

So then, then they kept the key. the key right then they could go back and and i'll really not to like the fourth time they still something so significant that then she let the cops now they did Lindsay lowhand that who was really freaked out by it never like one back to her home the orlando bloom was the one where they stole the most expensive of stuff yeah and

Rachel billson of Rachel bill some and adrina prepatred the most expensive of stuff. Yeah. And Rachel Bilsen. Of Rachel Bilsen and Adrienne Patridge, those are all the people. Oh, wow. Yeah. And this is a scripted show, it's an interesting. They did a scripted movie about it that I don't think did that well. And this is a Netflix talk about it. All right.

But yeah. And so then Alexis Nierz became a drug addict and then she got sober and married this guy she met in, like, an AA meeting and they owned these rehab places together. And then she said, we have an open relationship and I have a girlfriend and he's thrilled that I have a girlfriend. It's completely fine. Yeah. Well, it wasn't.

And then they filed for divorce. All right. But then, so she's lesbian now or? Then she said I'm bi, then she goes on full lesbian, and we're getting divorced, but we're still going to be best friends. And then the latest one is she said, I'm lucky to have found a heart like yours, but it looks like the husband, but anyway, it's a guy. So I don't know if she now has a new guy,

or it's the old, oh, it's the guy's back. But as you talk about the open relationship, it doesn't seem to work as well as monogamy where people don't cheat. Those marriages seem to work better. Yeah. If you have an overrelation, if it doesn't end well,

unless if there's a person out there where it ended well, call me. But I don't know. I want to talk to someone who's like 78. Right. Who has consistently had an open relationship and no neither party felt slided or betrayed at any time throughout the 55 year marriage, it was just delightful.

They got, you know, got to sleep with other people. Yeah. They kept their rules. They had a great sex life, and now they're 78, and they still are together and happy, and they're still swinging and having fun. It's all to that person. I know we've talked about this before, but it all becomes indecent proposal. You think it's going to be great, and then you eventually get weirded out when you realize robber redbirds on top of your wife

That's the way and you wind up with a hip always some weird Yes You told me to watch this and I absolutely loved it. It's all cool. It's a little it's a it's been around a while I came out a while and maybe it's I definitely loved it. It's all cool. It's a little, it's been around a while. It came out a couple of years ago. It's been around a while. Maybe it's, I definitely think it's inside baseball as far as entertaining. Yeah, very. But like I loved it so much.

It's too funny to fail. And it was Dana Carvey had a sketch show that was going to, that was following home improvement on ABC and all right. He was like, at the point, at that point, he was the biggest star, like, set out live. He was huge. Yes.

He was the church lady and, you know, he was the big star in set out live. So when he left SNL, it was a big deal. Like, what's the car we're gonna do now? He was, you know, weighing Garth and all that. And he chose to do a sketch show on ABC, which it's amazing the people that wrote on it and worked on it and it was Stephen Cobain and Stephen Carell and Louis CK and Robert Schimmel. Robert Schimmel.

Yeah, Spinegill. Spinegill, sort of. Yeah, Spinegill. Yeah, so it's just, it's wild. And it's just so funny to watch and's wild. It's wild and it's just so Funny to watch and it's such an interesting time in television to to watch and then Ted Harvard who was our boss at E Yeah, he's an old man from ABC before he was a president of E and so I enjoyed seeing him. Yeah, and it was great I mean, it's very interesting if you're like into, you know, how things work in television

and, you know, it is, it's very interesting. It's very interesting and it's funny. Yeah, and they got all the people back to talk about it. And actually, you know, looking at some of the things they did, they were funny. Yeah. But like, it was on the, it was following the moment, prove me. And also, sometimes things are ahead of its time. Yeah.

The comedy was ahead of its time and it wasn't the right space for that comedy to thrive. Yeah. And so, but then they all also say like in the end, all that in a weird way, the stuff that really led to the giant success of Steve Cabare and Steve Carell actually came from being on this show. So you've got to watch the whole thing of like why everything

happens for a reason and why it all worked out even though the show didn't work out. The part I really loved is Steve Carell said, you know, this is back before the internet and stuff. And he goes and there was so much hate about the show. But there was like 10 fan mail letters. So he goes to read one of them and one was just like and that one guy Steve Carell he really stands out and he's just like a sketch player this is like his

first TV show and it's just this beautiful letter about why I think he's going to go far and why he's comedic time he's so great and then he noticed that the handwriting looked familiar and I'm watching this and I'm just crying and I'm like, oh my god he goes, so I called my mom. Oh my god. And the mom had written the letter with a fake name and I'm like, that is my mom, that's something I would do. It was just makes me love Steve Correll that much more.

Like it was amazing. So watch that one. I liked it. It is really good. It's's I want to talk about this Because now I keep thinking about this and I have different opinions of it This kid named Grayson Chance was discovered by Ellen. I guess maybe he's saying a lady Gaga song he came on the show Ellen always would like find these kids finding kids Mm-hmm

And now he's old and he says that she was manipulative, self-centered, and blatantly opportunistic, and that she put him on a record label, but then he was, she was very demanding, told him what to wear, what to say, what to do. And in one particular time, she said, oh, watch the Justin Bieber documentary, since you're a young kid singer. And she, she's like, did you watch it yet? And he said, no, I hadn't. So then she called his mother and was screaming at his mother, being like, why am I working so hard if you guys aren't taking this career seriously?

And she's so mean. And I kind of don't really know where this guy is. And so I kind of see both sides and that Ellen was trying to help this kid. But at the same time, I'm like, you know, Ellen's not a parent. Right. And I don't understand why television is always like thinks that's so,

there's so many story lines and there's so many bad sitcoms that's like, the person that's not a parent suddenly has to be around kids. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She probably does treat kids. She probably was this awful and she probably didn't think about the fact that she was talking to a 10-year-old. has to be around kids right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah energy into it. Right. That she even cared enough to have him watch the Justin Bieber documentary.

Not saying, I don't, I don't. It must her plan was that she was gonna be like, I'm the new Scooter Braun. This is my Justin. Maybe. And maybe she felt like he was slacking and was like, all right, let's toss this business of making kids a star. Because remember, she used to have Annie, do you remember the two little English girls? Yeah, it's her girls. Yeah, yeah yeah she used to have those girls all the time so she

kind of like a big part of her show was and it's a smart thing to do because your daytime TV with a bunch of parents at home is featuring these little kids but it doesn't surprise me that off camera maybe she wasn't as lovely because she's not a lovely person and she's also not a parent. Have you ever had any dealings with her along the way? Have you ever? I never ever have met her.

Me neither, maybe no, there never matter. I met Portia a couple times. I met Portia too, you know, in a room where she was gonna pitch something and I was pitch-a-zoned, we're just like in the waiting room to pitch stuff. And she was like so sweet. Yeah, I'd say the same thing. Completely nice.

Yeah. Which I, you know, I've heard rumors that that's not necessarily the case, but she was to me. Oh, okay. Right. But I've never had any dealings with her at all. Never even met her. Yeah.

Even the like in words, we're running in the same comedy circles, whatever. But yeah, so, and I know people who worked on the show, of course, when we heard stories. We know some of the rumors that show and she has a story, but yeah. And I know people who worked on the show, of course, when we heard stories. We know some of the books that show, and she has a story about the same time, that person was fired.

Yeah. So if you're fired, and you want it to stay on a show that you were fired from, chances are, you're not gonna have a great perspective of the experience. So, like, but yeah, a lot of people, when it all went down, all the things we know about now. Yeah, there yeah, a lot of people went it all went down, you know, all the things we know about now. Yeah, there's there wasn't a lot of people coming to her aid.

You know, it was not like, yeah, the only people coming to her aid were like the Jennifer Aniston's. Well, they're never 10 minutes. Well, also they they're on a different level. They don't work for her. They love being on her show. They have fun dinners. Yeah. They're not her gardener.

They're not the stage manager. They're, you know, they have fun dinners, they're not her gardener, they're not the stage manager, they never have to talk to her again and their career would still be great. So of course, they're gonna have a different perspective. People always just ask us about Chelsea lately, you know, like, because everybody came on that show and a lot of times we'd work with them or deal with them and people would always ask us, who's an asshole.

And we were, you know, like, I don't know, for the most part, people were pretty nice, but because they had to be, you know, they were guests on the show. They're guests on the show, and it's like a pretty easy pleasant experience. It's like two hours out of your life. It's not like you were working with them alongside,

you know, the steel mill. Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's like, remember like we had Russell Brand, was like an issue, remember, because he wanted an espresso or something, and that was kind of a weird. Remember. No, he had Russell Brand was like an issue remember because he wanted an espresso or something and that was kind of a weird Remember no he Russell brand wouldn't come out of it wanted to do this this hacky joke

Well, that was something else that was later. Oh, okay, when he was a guest on the show He he had specific needs about coffee or something and we were very we didn't upstart new show I'm and he was big at the time That's when he was forgetting Sarah Marshall And he was big at the time. That's when he was forgetting Sarah Marshall and he was talking about coffee that got me in trouble. My first real job, my pilot of lyricist lounge. Oh, shit.

Where the entire pilot I was paid $1,200 for. And five of the nine sketches I actually wrote. And I was getting very tired because I was in a lot of them. Yeah, and they're like, can we get you anything or something and I go and We're filming in Burbank. We're not in Mojave desert or whatever in a major studio and I go could I get like a an iced triple shot espresso vanilla latte situation and they're like, yeah, and Trace Tripple shot espresso vanilla latte situation.

And they're like, yeah. And Trace Ellis Ross comes up to me later, she goes, I just wanna warn you, like it doesn't look good that you asked for that latte because I'm hearing them all talk about it. Really? Yeah. Oh shit. And I was like, oh, I thought they had people to like go get.

Right. Because, you know, they came back with like, well, we have coffee here that's been in that pot at 70. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry. Like, I'm literally in nine sketches and just, okay. Right.

But like, so it's scary, because people will say whatever you want, I've been on the road. I know. I did Atlantis in the Bahamas. These are the things that haunt me at night. Uh-huh. With the best fucking time. Right. My kids got to go and then we got to, I got to perform like two nights in the casino. And the girl is like, I'm your person. Anything you want, anything you want. And I forgot my duo, uh, eyelash glue for my lashes.

Oh, well, that's a big one. I mean, looking back, I should have gone with a less-lash look. Yeah. Because I've never been asked back. Well. And Peter is a little convinced. That was it.

Because I said, I just don't feel like myself. Like, I just want these, you know, I can't believe they can't find it. And then they brought like a different kind I was like so you just needed the glue I needed the glue but just also like an island in the Bahamas right just not a 7-11 Right but still I guess it was more of a challenge than they never asked me back again Okay, so I am very I very scared to ever ask for anything. Yeah. Once I'm there. Very, very scared. Because I'm like, I just want to work again. I don't even know to not to go back to our Chelsea lady

as, but I remember there was a lot of coffee issues for members like, can we just get somebody? I mean, there's a thousand people walking around here. Nobody could walk, and it was close. It was right there. They always acted like we were divas. Like, we're doing a TV show. Like, no, we're like, we have to be here right to,

we were every day. So we got to have to shit down by three. And we didn't ask for it all the time. We were just like, hey, you know, like, if we had something special like at three, we're like, do you think we can get some, and then the same woman who complained about Ellen, oh, she loved that we were asking for coffee.

We were divas. Yeah, and by, the Starbucks was on the lot. It wasn't the thing that they're getting a car and drive. It was. Oh, I was laughing so hard that I had the water go down the wrong pipe. Yeah. All right, moving on. Tiffany Hattich's case has been dropped.

The person suing her dropped it and said, it's weird because she was saying that she was abused during these inappropriate sketches that she filmed with Tiffany Haddish, along with her brother did it, and then Ari Spears. And now she said, no, Tiffany's went a friend of ours forever. Right. And did the statement, nothing could have happened. Though she's not making any other comments, she's not talking.

And if you read the comments logically, it seems like why would you suddenly change your mind unless, and you don't have to, a civil lawsuit when you drop it you are not financially obligated I mean legally obligated to say I'm dropping it because right we made an agreement. Yeah. You know you could have met for lunch and she could have said I have a little package for you. I don't know how it worked or with turnies or whatever.

I would think even if attorneys are involved, it doesn't have to be disclosed to the public if there was some type of settlement made. Right. And it's my personal opinion because I have a brain and I walk on this earth that a settlement was made. And I'm not saying Tiffany's had a shoes guilty. I don't blame her for doing it.

I would do the same. I'd want this to go away. Right. It's interesting because in all of this, originally, they said that the people asked for 15,000 years ago. Yeah. And she was, I said no. And I'm like, my God, girl, if you would have just paid the 15, even if you were innocent,

even if you were annoyed, like look at the big picture because once this gets out, now she's gonna have to fight this and she was caught by TMZ and she's like, I've lost everything, stand up gigs, other type of things. I know she's supposed to be in this movie, Haunted House, a live action of Haunted House. And I don't know if they're gonna cut her out of that.

Yeah. I like, because of the kid element. And I know that she was doing the show, like kids say the darnedest things or whatever. Yeah, that was like a big ABC. Big deal, again, not a parent talking to kids. Oh, isn't that funny? I'm not saying that they shouldn't be allowed,

but it's just kind of funny that entertainment, that people always think that's like a funny dynamic, you know, like I said, like the aunt on a sitcom that's been partying her whole life and inherits three kids. That's so hilarious because you don't know what to do with them and you're inappropriate and awful. Right. It's just like weird kind of.

Anyway. There's a big plot point in like 80s movies. Totally. The Pepe in the face, that was always a big laugh. Oh. They got the Pepe in the face. Whether it be a changing the diaper of a guy, boy or a girl, they pe beat in their face and it was a big laugh. Diane Keaton got pee peep. Keep it in the face when changing a male baby. Yeah.

jogging on a treadmill and being distracted and going off a frame. Yeah. That's always a big one. God, the amount of times we've seen these bits. There was a lot of- Falling out of frame, gone to the lion of frames. You're the rockers that a lot of like, went to sit on the bed in the hotel and fell. A lot of fall. Getting a massage and having the camera shoot up from your face while you're in the crown.

Oh, that's a big one. That was a big one. That's a big one. Yeah, that's kind of going down. God, come up with some original scenes. That was a hot, funny one. Yeah. Like two people talking, getting massages and they're talking back and forth that- Yeah, with the faces. Yeah, like two people talking getting massages and they're talking

back with the faces. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's it. Anyway, we'll see what happens. I came across this TikTok and then I looked up that, you know, Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks have this kid named Shadhanks, who's really struggled. And I saw this TikTok that said he was at like an outdoor, family friendly event. There's a children's area about 50 meters away from the stage. So there are children just 50 meters away.

And he was on the stage and he's just using foul language talking about no one knows what. His recovery, God. I don't know. I just feel bad for the the the hanks i feel like they're they like this i saw her post like a very nice thing about him on his birthday whatever well he still are so i know but i thought it was like one of those things where i don't know is this kind of an act he's doing i get

can't get that vibe that this is like a bit i think he's a kid who struggled and he's a joe poly a joe. You know also he tom's son with the first wife Colin Hanks is like exactly like Tom and is like married and working and clean cut and delight. Are they? Is he not is Colin Hanks not Rita Wilson's son? No. Oh, I didn't know that. No. Okay you have this is calling hangs not read a wilson son no i don't know that no okay but this is read a wilson son right thanks yeah anyway he's a bit nightmare just

by the way tom hanks is doing this movie panoq you yeah live action panoq you it's very strange looking i mean listen you know i i just if i was tom hanks uh, and I know he should ignore the rumors, the cue-in-on rumors about him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But maybe Pinocchio's not the movie to be in. Wow. A guy who gets a boy buys him, and then his nose grows big when he lies. I don't think that's the flawed. Yes, it is. He buys a doll that's a little boy and then he wishes that he becomes a boy that he can raise a young boy. But Tom Hanks plays Jopetto the guy who makes the doll.

But then doesn't Jopetto want him to become a real boy that he can play with? Maybe, I don't know. And then his nose grows and then they go to an island. Would that be leaning into the weird curen? And then is it there? That's what I'm saying. So that would be, I think that would have turned it down just like the Tiffany Attish I would have paid.

Really? I'm just saying. Okay. Like I just be like, I don't know because then didn't Pinocchio then end up in an island with a bunch of other little boys I honestly don't really know the Pinocchio still I just knew that it was about lying and like my parents would be like you're no the nose is growing yeah I know you're growing you know it's growing because it grows so much that branch is not coming off it right because he's wooden oh yeah yeah I remember that and birds outlining on like

he was a filthy lion. I don't know it's weird. I heard it but it's also live action and also you know animatron whatever it looks strange. It's a combo. I feel like some the island of the end up on is called the simple pleasure island. The island the end up with on it with all the little wood wouldn't want to become real boys whose nose is still grow for whatever you need a long nose for. Yeah. The sinful, sinful, pleasure island. That sounds like a Jeffery Epstein. There's a thing. There's certain fairy tales. Yeah, oh, they're all very creepy. That maybe don't need to be remade for 2022. I agree.

I mean, I remember reading about the whole story of Alice in Wonderland. Yeah. The real story was this guy was a pedophile and obsessed with this little girl named Alice. That's who wrote it. A really? Yes.

So putting her through this torturous nightmare, I remember reading the real book about it in high school and something triggered this girl in our class and she burst into tears. I don't know. It's weird. All that stuff is weird. So many fairy tales are about torturing children. And taking them away from their parents. Consul and Gradle is like, it's real.

Yeah, most of them are, the parents are dead, they die. Yeah, they die, they take them away, people are mean to them. It's like awful. Well, they're written in dark darker times. Well, it's tired of me to be like, yeah. I don't make a cute one yeah i think go on uh... nea long is engaged this guy tell the story that's i mean i he's a the coach of the Celtics so everyone loves them because the

Celtics are successful team so nobody's happy that he was bony a staff member for a year yes and therefore they have to suspend him for a year yes he's been suspended for a year. Yes. And therefore, they have to suspend them for a year. Yes, he's been suspended for a year because I guess they, you know, can't frattenize among the people who work there. That's a scary thing. I don't know if he's suspended because he's engaged in the along. Well, I don't think it's that, I think it's even if he was a totally single guy, they have a problem with this.

Unless they, like, it probably would have been fine if they started to date and then went to HR and said hi rotating but he wasn't gonna do that because he had a fiance already right along who had no clue apparently and then also this woman would like do his travel and also do that's what her job for the team was to travel consultant or agent wherever so she also would do some stuff for you she actually booked me a long travel to Boston and back to LA from so. That's always just sad that you feel like

to see by someone you know. So we'll see. She's like, thank you for this time. I'm, you know, it's, we don't know what's gonna happen. They make gorgeous couple, but I think when it, an affair like that goes on for a year. Yeah. Like, you know, if you're a Bajaati

and you and wanna stay with Adam, he's just never allowed on Instagram. Right. But in this case, a year long thing, I don't think I would stick with him. I did. Yeah. That's about it.

Yeah, she just, oh, the outpouring of love and support for family and friends. Oh, okay, so people are nice and feel bad. Now this Brett, what did he do? Well, from what I gather, he... Brett Favre. You bet.

Yeah. How do you say his name? Just Favre, I think it's Favre. Oh, Favre. Yeah, Favre. He's had his issues along the way. Great football player, I just retired now. But from what I heard, they was built, he built a volleyball gymnasium with daughters campus with funds that were supposed to go to a welfare community

in that state. I'm not all that familiar with where it is, but that's what I heard. $45 million they took from another fund that was supposed to go to poor people and built a volleyball right because she played Jim yeah on it on the campus from the welfare fund so that is very very bad Yeah, that was very entitled very bad so not great for him. He's but he said is he you know He was original dick pick guy Very one of the very early ones. I don't know if she's a comedian now. Actually, very nice, her name's Jen Sturger. That's the girl he sent it to.

She was a sideline reporter at the time. Oh, this is juicy history. Yeah, you should actually have her on the podcast. She's nice girl. Do you still have the photo? Well, you could see it. It's a flaccid dick pick, which was shocking back then. But this is early days, you know, people didn't know.

And he sent like, just like, of one, you look, oh, oh. Just like laying me on the bed. He's like, open his pants up and went, he'll do this. And it was like, off to the side, I'm looking sad. Yeah, looking sad.

And then you said he had to fax it, right? Because it was. No, that was a joke. Oh. I mean, that was not for, like, I think yet. It was still a phone that, you know, this was very new. You can still send a photo.

Yeah, very new. So maybe like 2007. Yeah, so he's he you know he's had his years of fun for him okay then uh he so he had his game okay he had his game and it said Brady was hopeful that his wife would attend that home game his kids did but yeah jazel didn't didn't and sources are saying oh it has nothing to do with him going back to football. They still, she hasn't gotten over the horrible fight they had when she left and took off for Brazil.

Yeah, when he announced he was gonna return, he retired, then he said, he, see originally what Tom Brady there was, he retired saying, I need to spend more time with my wife and kids. And then a month later, he said, I'm coming back, so people are like, oh, I guess he was just like, I don't wanna spend that much time with with these my wife and kids, you know.

Right. And I still love the love that I get. Right. Yeah. Um, on, uh, when page six just wrote this new article right before you came where then you have to go and click and read the whole thing. They don't just tell you on the Instagram. And it was like, and it's the reason that it's not what you think,

you know, of why they're still not getting along. Has nothing to go back to football? And I said to Andy go, what'd it be great if I clicked on it? And it's because he's struggling with his sexuality or struggling with his gender. And he actually wants to become a woman. Like, I would actually like, but it's never that. It's like insiders say, you know, and they won't say anything more. Well, then don't write an article about it.

Right, right, right. Give me some an article about it. Right, right. Give me some scoop or forget it and waste by time. Speaking of, confirm. Confirm, it's not Taylor Swift, it's Rihanna. Yeah, great. There was rumors of Taylor Swift. Now it's Rihanna, half time show. Love it.

And people were excited because I guess the running joke about Rihanna, she never releases new music. That I didn't realize this, but I'm starting to see on Instagram and stuff, people like, I don't wanna see new music. Cause I guess she released a bunch of clothing line and I can't show, no she has,

she has the Fenty line, Fenty lingerie. That Erica Jane was a model for, and then I think that she stopped using her hair, her all the lost stuff. So the joke is, I'll release anything but a new record. So I guess I don't know when her last album came out, but it's been a while.

So people are excited that she's gonna be the halftime show. Cause like, oh, does this mean new music? But you're right, nobody wants to see it. I don't want to say shine bright. I'm not a diamond. Shine bright, like a diamond. I want to see it, I'm happy. I will love that show.

I know you're tired of Britney, but I have to read something to you that has been since deleted. Oh, I'm up. I'm up to here everything. She goes off starts the whole thing 14 years. All this stuff. It's been about eight hours day seven. I couldn't have a coffee. I couldn't have a J.Lo? No, they wouldn't. And then I just wanna read you this part. She said, really? 14 years later, after being humiliated, it's way too late for that. Again, I'd rather stay home and shit in my fucking pool than join the entertainment business.

The truth is a fucking bitch. I'm not gonna play the victim. Hit me, baby, one more time, question mark. I'm sure you advance musicians, you advance musicians thinks it's horrible and think it's horrible a bad horrible bad but when i'm bad i'm better fuck you so that was up for not long what is it all me and

well apparently there's a third floating in her now feel like shitting in your own pool that just get you're gonna be swimming i mean tautin jaylos pool talk about cutting off your nose in your own pool that just gets you're gonna be swimming. I mean, talk about that. Talk about cutting off your nose despite your own face. Yeah. I mean, how's that gonna benefit you? I know.

There's a turd shitting in your own pool. Uh-huh. I also think it's really weird to bring people bring up shit like that. Bring up shitting? Yeah. Like, a lot. I think it's a bad sign for mental health. Yeah, because there is a weird.

Because it's like a visual, like immediately everyone gets a visual of like a turd floating in a pool. Like, yes, sure. Now I didn't have to come around with a scooper. Yeah, with the net. Yeah, the funny thing is I did not have a visual until you said everyone has a visual. Now I with the net. Yeah, the funny thing is I did not have a visual until you said everyone has a visual now

I have a visual I've now yeah, I got a visual of and then he's like what is he's like what did you do? Brittany and she's just like I've shaken my own pool to let the world know that I'd rather do that then go back to singing songs He's like oh my god, but I'm like what does this have to do with JLo? What's your prediction? You just mentioned that this would never have happened to JLo. Or because she's a- No, I think that JLo has a normal fucking family. That's why it wouldn't happen. Also, JLo didn't act like you did.

Yeah, JLo has nothing to do with it. JLo has won glass of champagne a year and like never stops working. So no, but I don't know. I feel badly, obviously, about it. But thank you for the people that catch these incentives for me before she delivers. I don't even know what your advanced musician, but I've done trying to figure it out.

I know you were done. Because you and I talked about it on the live. That's what I'm saying. Come to the live, people. We talk about more than we talk. You throw some juice out. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, I'm saying that I don't feel with getting any, we're not going to get

a definitive answer here with Britney Spears, whether it was all conservative ship and now she's going to be perfectly normal. We're just not going to get any answers. It's going to be weird things like this to come weird spinning around in an old house that we, when does it start to not, when does, do you think your prediction,

what's your prediction of Sam? Where is Sam in five years, her husband? Well, I mean, I would make a prediction that I think he's somehow, she's going to turn on him too. Like, she's, another, another thing she turned on the father, you know, what I, I don't know what's going on here. No. But I say she eventually, he's, I believe, somehow manipulative as well. And that's based on nothing. He seems like a nice guy. But something's up there.

Yeah. Am I wrong in saying that? No, there's something weird and I think you're right. And I give it, I give it it 19 and a half months from now. So that is what? Over? Or a massive split of some sort. Yeah. Of an split that the, that the public will be made aware of. Like I'm not saying, I, nothing against him or pretty. She's writing it down. Right down. And he's writing it down.

I'm saying that if he was a true caring husband which he may be i don't know i feel like these type of things would would not happen well i think like he will know she's got some sort of mental issues i mean it doesn't happen though it does get removed i know but some of them don't right but i don't think like he he knows he can't say you can't have the phone. Why not?

Because then she's going to feel controlled again and this is sort of one thing that she loves. So the most he can do is probably have the password and then someone text as him and goes, hey, she just did something really weird and then he goes and removes it. That's what I think happens. But he can't be on it every second and he can't be watching her every second. Yeah. It can't be on it every second and can't be watching her every second. Yeah. Um, so the Kardashians, Queens of making lemonade out of lemons.

Right. Tristan, the show aired on Thursday and everybody loves it, loved it, loved it. And this is this new guy that she was seen with in Fashion Week. He's an Italian model named, what's his name? Michelle Morone. So weird that guy has a name. He never said. Anyway.

What is Italian? And people are doing TikToks that like Tyler Henry, when he read her years ago, he said, oh, stay away from guy name. And he also said that everything would be fine with her basketball, basketball playing boy from who is trusted So I don't think Tyler had to be for the love advice

But anyway, what was interesting about it is that now we see her have the baby. We still don't know what the name is and the biggest thing was She reveals that Tristan and her were you know pursuing a surrogate and an egg transfer, and she has concrete evidence that he knew that this other girl was having his third baby when he didn't share that news with Chloe and acted like everything was hunky-dory in the words of Kathy Hilton and went ahead with the egg transfer, and she would have liked to have had the option to like maybe put a pin in it or Take a minute or whatever and

So that was a part where the real deception happened and But she cried and she had the baby and so what is this Michelle motor on it? They say there they so then she went to Milan fashion week and they've been seen together hanging out Oh, all right Well that's good. So people like that. And then in between, she dated some investment banker while her sugar was pregnant and that ended.

So everyone's just really hopeful that she will just never romantically have any hope for Tristan. It's really sad that because she was madly in love with Tristan and the world was very happy when she was pregnant with her first child, true. And right when she went into labor is when we saw him with girls and at the night club and everything. And then she still let him come there for the birth. And then this time the surrogates having the baby,

again, he deceived her and everything, but then she still let him come and be there in the day the baby was born. So she just hasn't had a great birthing experience, but that's why some people just need to just whatever. So we'll see if she finds a lot of love. So Chris, once again, tell everybody where you can be seen besides with me

next at the Vegas and on the East Coast. What's your next day? Back up Spokane's Book and Comedy Club, open Spokane Washington, back up there, October 6th, 7th and 8th. Oh, better on the east coast what's your next back up spokane spokane comedy club open spokane washington back up there october six seven and eight and then i got on the corner and then i go to cleveland cleveland the uh... hilarities in cleveland october fourteen thin fifteen uh... that's raw bay friend joley dot fun i got so many cities coming out that and everyone loves you but avia illinois new

club mottavio but avia okay great so i'm sure Everyone loves you. Batavia, Illinois, new club. Matavia? Batavia. Okay, great sounds. I believe I'll pronounce it accurately. Like that. That is in November. Okay. Juicy Scoop, 22nd in Vegas.

Yes. Very excited about it. October 22nd with me in Vegas. And then, second week I think of November is when we do the East Coast. Now not to put you on the spot for the live juicy scoop in Vegas, but it's my favorite. No, no, no, no, I don't even care about that. Your people can make your own judgments on that

when it happens. And I think whatever, listen, okay, you're gonna come out. Ladies and gentlemen, how are you going? We're gonna tell the whole show. I might to change my mind up until that point. But I'm saying it's a very improvisational, not improvisational, it's also improvisational, but it's also I changed the the

The order of things every week Annie is in my hotel like two hours before the show and we're adding topics and changing stuff. It's very topical Okay, yes, I sat in the back because you make me leave the stage. Yeah, are you talking about the housewives? God, what do you do? No, I like it. Okay, yeah. But I went to the back of the stage to watch in Portland and it's very entertaining. And I'm not even that familiar with the housewives

and I was thinking. Thank you. God, Chris, just when I thought our friendship might have ended over TSA. Over Annie's lack of TSA. Yeah, just not respecting our child. No. I worked out.

Justin also believes that he is a surrogate father on the road too, but you are definitely more dad mode all the way. Thank you. Yes. He always sits in the front with the driver. And I think there's room for us in the back. I know.

That's a real dad move. Is it? That is such a dad move. He's with the driver? Yeah. Want to make sure everything's up to snuff up here. Yeah, all right. Well, I enjoy it.

Always takes my bag, puts a thing up, very gentlemanly. I like it. Yeah. I helped Annie's grandmother with her bags. Oh, yeah. We got to meet Annie's grandmother this weekend. I got to meet her twice a lot. Lucky. She's a little more.

She's a little lobby with me. She drove us back from the show to the hotel. She did, yeah, we took, yeah, which is another thing. We're, you know. And then we went after a room and she said, just come up to our room. I know you're tired from the show, but I have some wine. And we took it, we filled our glasses.

We did, I did. And we all went back to our own rooms. It was fabulous. It was time. It was time. And my room. Like we went to bed early, we're off and all exciting stuff. Come out on the road. Fun stuff going on. And then of course cover to cover is Chris's. Cover to cover is my podcast.

Follow him online. He is very funny. Come over and listen to him. Cover to cover every Thursday. Love you honey. Bye. Bye.