Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Sofia Vergara's Reason For Divorce with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are divorcing after 7 years. I have the Juicy Scoop on who or what may have been the reason. Kim and Kroy face yet another credit card lawsuit. Tori keeps getting photographed by the paparazzi. Gigi was arrested. My prediction of Vulva fashion has come true. I'm officially a Miranda Lambert stan. Jill and Bethenny hashed it out. I have receipts from Lala that could destroy her. Britney is working with will.i.am. Then, Chris Franjola and I discuss Kylie and Jordyn dining together and my run-in with Chelsea Handler. Cruise ships, toddlers alone at sea, and shark attacks are all rising. Jessica Simpson dodged a bullet. Lisa Marie’s reason for death is shocking. Collin Gosselin tells all...and his mother Kate won’t like it. Book Your Premiere Room at The Meritage: https://bit.ly/44IYs1Y Vote For Juicy Scoop: realitytelevisionawards.com/vote Get extra juice on Patreon: patreon.com/juicyscoop Subscribe on Youtube: youtube.com/@JuicyScoop Follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/heathermcdonald Follow me on TikTok: tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Chris @chrisfranjola Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have a fabulous show for you today. And as promised, we have more with Chris Frenjolla, more juicy topics and funny conversations, as always. First, let me get through some of the breaking news.

Most importantly, I'll be in Napa this weekend performing Hilaria Stand Up for you in an outside beautiful venue as we sip wine and laugh. It is at taking place at the Maritage Resort where I'm staying at. I'm so excited. There's a beautiful spa that you go inside of cave. It's world-renowned, two fabulous restaurants so much to offer there.

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and surprise guests. Everything is at Heather McDonald.net. So Hollywood Breakup News, this just broke on Monday afternoon. Sophia Vergara and Joe, I call him Joey, Manjonello, are getting divorced. It was interesting when I first heard this news. I was shocked, but I remember seeing articles earlier in the weekend that it was her birthday. It was her 51st birthday. She was in Italy with friends. He was supposed to join her.

Something in that there was a post where he made something like Sophia as a weird sounding name or something. People were like, this is a weird post. I was like, well, maybe they're being weird, but kind of shocked to hear that they were getting divorced. But it's interesting because people, the reaction was, you know, it wasn't that surprising, but also it was when I put out a video. Because I was like, I remember that I met Joe and so, and Peter had met Sophia. So I did a little TikTok and a real please go to Add Heather McDonald and watch it. And it was me acting serious like the reason they broke up is because I

have been you know with Joe and Peter's been with Sophia and the four of us have been swinging or not and I just wanted to get ahead of the tabloids. When I put it out there I said to my son Drake I wonder if a lot of the comments will give me hate like how they that's really insensitive this is a marriage breaking up but I think because they don't have kids and because they're both Equally hot gorgeous and successful people are like well, hey if two equally hot gorgeous and successful people Don't want to screw each other anymore. It's not that sad. I'll take her I'll take him and it was just kind of an interesting reaction Versus when other people in Hollywood announced their divorces, especially if they have kids But seven years is a decent amount of time of them getting married now. They had a prenup is when other people in Hollywood announced their divorces, especially if they have kids.

But seven years is a decent amount of time of them getting married. Now they had a pre-napped. She's worth, I think, something, and this is not to be quoted, but I want to say, like, $180 million. He's worth, like, $45 million. They had a pre-napped before. So, you know, there's one house I think

that they were in the process of building in which was going to be, like like their marital home in Beverly Hills So that will have to be sorted out but One of the things that has been speculated is that he has become sober Joe has and Sophia just still also enjoys drinking and having fun and Did that play a part in their breakup that they had two different lifestyle type choices that were no longer aligned. Close friends said no that she was always very supportive of his sobriety and so who knows what it could be.

But I do have an idea of what it could be and I do really have some inside see scooping this is not a joke I have a friend who recently worked on a movie with Joe and We were talking and she's like I knew they were gonna last I told my my mother five days ago. I don't think they're gonna last And I was like why and she said well you know about bubbles. I said no who the what the hell is bubbles? She said bubbles is Joe's little Chihuahua dog that is obsessed with him. And he carries it this Chihuahua round all the time. But the real juicy scoop is allegedly, so fee about the Chihuahua for herself. But you know how dogs can be.

They pick a primary, some time a primary human, and they can be a real bitch to the other people in the family. I've shared my story of Raven, aka Rachel. Well now it is Rachel, because Raquel from Spanner Pump has now officially gone back to her name as Rachel. So we're gonna call Rachel. But Rachel, Raven, Rachel has attached herself to my husband. She wants to be always next to him, get in our bed, be with him. But if he's down around, she'll be down for going for a walk with me, but she's obsessed with him.

Well, this dog goes a little bit further. This little bubble's Chihuahua. Apparently, even when Sophia ever tried to get me or it or take a cute photo, it would literally bite her, bite her. Now did he think, should I give the dog back to Lisa Vanderpump or wherever they got it or better pumped dogs or to read, God know? No, he's decided to keep the dog.

The other thing one time we were talking about was that there were one of those couples that when they weren't together and one person was on set they would face time each other and my friend and I were like is that something that like a little bit younger people do those Sophia and Jorant my chring of the nest I don't really like face timing I know a lot of people do I know Jen Zeeer's absolutely love it and I know that with certain people I think a lot of people when they're together and one person is traveling, I think the reason they like to FaceTime is to make sure that no other

person is with them. They want to make sure that they're in their hotel room alone. And so they're like FaceTime, you FaceTime, you let me see your room. Let me see. I remember even Lala saying that with Randall, she was like, why aren't you showing me your room like you always do? Like what's going on? So, I think there could be a little bit of that.

But anyway, not that there's any cheating, but that there are one of those couples that would do the FaceTimey. So, there was just like a little bit of that going on, but it's really bubbles. I think bubbles is the really the other woman, person woman person human whatever that might be the one to blame. I'm sure they'll both be fun. They'll also be great. I also want to say some other prediction. I believe that Sophia at 51 has another whole other life ahead of her and I think she being a hot 51 year old who's successful is like to offer.

I think she's looking over at Lauren Sanchez who's with Jeff Bezos and thinking, you know what? I think there's more for me. And this love that was hot as he is, they live different lives, they don't have kids, if it's dead, it's dead. But the next step is I'm going to go for the next level. Like I want that yacht, I want that plane, I want the whole, I want more than what I have and I want to experience the Lauren Sanchez life.

That's my opinion. Okay, but wishing them both well and whoever gets either one of them next, I think will be very lucky uh... it continues with kim and korey as i mentioned before there were these body cam um... videos from the police officers that was basically asking acting like a fit marriage therapist to both of them hearing each of them say how awful the other

kim says korey needs to get a job. Of course, as she spent everything, she's gambling day and night, she's a narcissist, she probably has some alcohol issue, has childhood trauma, all this stuff. Well, the financial trauma is what's really happening. Now, they stopped the divorce proceedings and they're back together. They never left the home because they have another place to live

and they can't afford it. But okay, so now there is, right around lawn is saying there's another discover bank file. There's another lawsuit, discover bank filed a civil lawsuit against Cory on July 14th saying that he owes all this money. I mean, there's so many,

between all of the things, all the leans everything there's a hundred and three there's three hundred thirty there is a grand total of one point one forty seven i think just on the house then there's the target credit card and unpaid credit card there's also the fifty two thousand dollar casino uh... bill in the bhamas so there is just so much

uh... financial problems so Bill in the Bahamas. So there is just so much Financial problems. So just a big mess. So yeah, they better start both Working maybe they can both work at Target speaking of Target Tories Pelling who Is supposedly in a divorce she has said she's better on her own. She said I've always been better on my own. And she said she's doing whatever it takes take care of her kids. She wasn't that motel that was so inexpensive.

And that was because her home was infested with mold. But again, I don't know why she'd have to choose to stay at a hundred dollar a night hotel with five or three or five kids. But Candy's mom is offering support, telling her that she's got her daughters back as Tori separates from Dean. Well, my office is right across the street from Target and Woodland Hills, and I believe this is the target that TMZ just happened

to be at yesterday when Tori was shopping. And I almost went through yesterday, and I've been there millions of times. I've never seen paparazzi camped out inside target, outside target, even during pride month. I've never seen it. So it's just crazy that they just keep catching or at these obscure places. But I wish her all the best.igi Hadid got arrested for marijuana in the Cayman Islands. So it was in the Cayman Islands for a possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia after they were discovered in the luggage of whatever travel companions. How pissed are you?

She took this whoever on her private plane because the plane was registered in her name so gd is responsible for all the contents and while gg as a medical card it wasn't recognized that is as valid in the kamen island so after her rush use process of the world came in islands detention center secured bailed and she's pending prosecution choose five to thousand dollars but all that what do we take for, listen, who cares,

I know, it's legal here. So nobody cares that she was smoking marijuana or that her friend was smoking marijuana. The thing that I care about is that you take a friend on an all expense paid trip I'm assuming, at least the transportation because you got the jet, your Gigi Hadid. And this dumb dumb has pot in her bag or his bag.

And this is what happens to you. If you are ever lucky enough to be invited by Lauren Sanchez or anybody else or Gigi or Kardashian to go on a trip, never get so comfortable that you're like, you know what, I really won't be able to enjoy my trip unless I can smoke some pot. So it's a private plane. I'm just, no, don't. Don't be, don't overstale, don't overstate your welcome. Don't bring pot on someone's private plane

ever even in America, just don't do it. Just hold off, you don't want to be, that person's never been invited again. Well Alice B she's a juicy scooper. She posted this photo that went everywhere yesterday and it is of I think page six first did it. It's Julia Fox, Thursday's Girl on Earth. She's wearing a completely see-through cut out one piece bathing suit which they had to block the vagina area. And she said in the words of the greatest predictor of our of our time, Heather McDonald, it'll be about

quote, do I have an any or an outie as demonstrated by 2036 presidential nominee Julia Fox. very funny Alice Beat. So, yeah, here's the photo. I mean, this one isn't really that bad when I'm showing right here, but it's full, full see through wet white bathing suit, full see through, and it's about showing off that she has a nice one. So everything I said is true, gross. Also Samantha Marie, top contributor of

Juicy Scoop Obsessed, it's my Facebook group. You're lucky enough if I let you in. You've got to listen to the show and answer the questions. What's going to replace the toddler jump on the golden bachelor? I loved this question and the answers were so funny. Yes, the toddler jump is another thing I coined, which is where they have the bachelor or whoever the guy is. Standing in a place blocked for the cameras, he sees the girl for their date. She has to also stand for a minute and then run, jump, and put her legs around the guy. This has been going on for years. And I call it a toddler jump because it's like a toddler that would jump in your arms or that you'd pick up the

toddler. So yes, this isn't going to happen with 71-year-old grandpa or any of the women that's not going to. So what will it be? I think they're just not going to really come up with anything, but it would be maybe a nose snuggle or a sniff of the hair or holding over face or a lingering hug, a swinging hug. I don't, but unfortunately that is going to be one thing that we're going to have to give up is the toddler jump with the senior bachelor. Okay, I want to talk about this story about Miranda Lampert performing in Las Vegas. Because I went deep with this.

So there was video of her reprimanding people in the audience for taking selfies and all this. And then there was another video I saw where someone threw a beach ball on stage and she's like, I just wanna sing some really good country music. And this is distracting.

And she got some hate from fans that saw the video that wrote things like I love you Miranda but you really need to address the situation because this is not a good luck at all. Another person said unfollowing for the way you disrespect and humiliate your fans, it takes balls not to apologize to or see a problem with your actions. The girl Adela, who I went to her Facebook page, I mean her Instagram page, I'm gonna talk about, who was taking on the photos, says, it was like I was back in school with the teacher

scolding me for doing something wrong and telling me to sit down in the back of my place. Okay, first I'm gonna show you what the photos were. So this is TMZ at a photo and it's all the girls, five girls, six girls, all dressed up and they're taking a photo with Miranda behind them while she's singing. So that means while she's singing they got up and they're having someone take a flash photography photo of all of them. So it's more than just singing

like singing to Miranda's song and being like, hey, and holding the camera and getting a little of Miranda, getting a little of yourself being like, can't believe it from here. It wasn't that. It was full posing, lots of photos. And the thing about this is it's not just distracting to the artist, but it's really unfair to all the other people that paid for tickets. So as a stand-up, we always do an announcement that says, please don't film, don't take photos before. Afterwards, I wave, you can take photos of me then, of course, in a meet and greet, you can do a photo, I don't want my stand-up performed.

But also, and same thing goes for talking, which happens a lot, not a lot, not really with me because I have really great on, but it's happened where people start talking and chatting. And whenever I do recommend someone, the rest of the audience is so grateful because I don't, I didn't realize what I'm performing, that these distracting people that are either drunk or talking or taking photos, they're ruining it for all the other people. So yes, they bought a ticket, but so did all the other people, and you're ruining it for them. So here I'm trying to perform, trying to remember my stuff, but I'm thinking, oh God, I'm

going to reprimand these people, and they're going to feel like I'm going to be a mean teacher. I'm going to feel like I have to be a mean teacher, but at the same time, all these other people are not having the experience just supposed to have. So talk about codependency as a performer. Like, that's what's going on, and you're still trying to give the best show. So I'm completely on Miranda's side because then I looked at these photos and I went to this girl's Instagram and I went through the slideshow and they took so many photos

and so many videos throughout the whole thing and it was all on flash and it was all super distracting and I do believe they still love love Miranda but People have to realize like okay, so you went to the show like take one photo before take one show photo at the end Put down your phone and just enjoy the show But also just really think about the fact that you're ruining it for everybody else and this chick is clueless i mean her instagram is just opening a Chanel purse every other day

and you know she's got all these friends and i'm sure love being a friend so she picked up the tickets for all these people at marina's thing i'll this just as a lesson because another person did a big asshole move this weekend this person according to people a tour de france fan caused a massive crash by taking a selfie a sideline selfie what happened was somebody tried to take a selfie

and while they're doing it to try to get that great photo of their face and all the bikes going by they uh... the incident occurred when a fan knocked the handlebars of an American writer, and then while this person was standing the arm for the selfie, and that, while he's doing that, he hits someone's handlebars, and that triggered a collision involving 20 cyclists. But despite the mishap the writers manage to complete the ride and this incident,

but has led to renewed calls for vigilance, just so annoying, just so stupid, just like try, please, please, not such an asshole. OK. Well, fans have noticed, from real housewives of Jersey Dull well, fans have noticed from real housewives of Jersey dolls. Fans have noticed that Dean Amanzo, beautiful Dean Amanzo of real house, former real house of New Jersey, always said she was best friends with Teresa. She is Godmother to, I think,

Teresa's youngest daughter. She did not go to her wedding because she didn't want to be with all the cameras has Supposedly unfollowed to recent judis and Louis on Instagram You know they were saying in the in the reunion that Joe Gorga was like I've talked to Deanus husband David and They're no longer close and David's had issues with Louis Louis and Teresa denied that Dina at one point may have denied it well anyway they're on the out so it's a miracle on the out forever because here's bethany frankl and jill saran bethany frankl has a podcast as well

and she invited jill after they hadn't talked since bobby's funeral uh... to uh... come and do her podcast. They didn't talk before. She arrived at her house in the Hamptons. They sat down. I listened to it. And it was a lot of clearing up stuff that Jill has told me over the years that she is adamant about.

We've heard Bethany's side of things. And I'm going to talk more about on my Patreon, which will be up Friday because I have some real insight to the whole thing. But I think it's nice that they got together. It was a lot of tit for tat. It was a lot of, no, I remember this, no, I remember this, no, but you're, you know, both of them were going back and forth and that was mostly the comments. But it was nice that they made up. I think it's always healing when you spend so much time with somebody in your life, and then you don't, you're not friends with them.

There's a time when you just cannot be friends with them for many years. But then afterwards, you're like, I'm good. I'm good. There's no resentment. You finally heard my side of it. It's not what you heard in the press. It's not what you assumed. Whether press. It's not what you assumed Whether they believe each other or not. I don't know, but it was all about a funeral and

It's kind of crazy because so Jill Zerrans husband Bobby who was on the show everyone loved when he was delight He died after a long battle for cancer. Jill was like, you know, I'm fine having the show. You guys come and maybe film us talking about Bobby. I'd love to have the girls come to my house for a Shiva. And you guys film that where we can talk about Bobby, have memories of Bobby. And then that way it'll live on the show forever since he was a big part of the show when I was on it that was her intention according to this Jill has always said I had the funeral and I walked outside of the synagogue or wherever it was being held and there was Bethany and there were cameras around her and I didn't know

she said I didn't know if they're pop or off the cameras or what. I did not realize they were bravo cameras. I never wrote sign a release. I wasn't Mike Bethany was, she was on housewives at the time and we had this great moment that was used on the show. Then she had her real Shiva where people came and did that for a few days. And the other cast members came to that. had her real shiva where people came and did that for a few days and

uh... the other cast members came to that but then there was a planned scene after the shiva was concluded where they were going to kind of reenact the shiva and have the cameras there so that the girls could talk about the greatest memories of bobby according to the two of them talking the other cast members to rinda louis and whoever and car carol net carol never knew bobby but it would have been

darinda remona and so you know and lewitt and i guess they decided you know we we weren't featured going to the actual funeral only bethony was and therefore we're not going to film this other shiva moment. Apparently they went to the real shiva, but then the day that they were supposed to film, the shiva, fake shiva in the living room to talk about, Bobby, they, Jill got a call from production saying,

all the girls, Ramona, Luanne, Durinda, and Sonia, they are all not available to come to film the scene. So we're sorry. So the only thing that they ended up using was the scene of she and Bethany outside of the funeral. And she said, you know, I never, I, everyone thought that Jill was so thirsty that she used her husband's death and asked the Bravo cameras to be there, you know, but she's saying no, that's not what happened. Otherwise, I would have a release. I never signed a release, but they knew that I would never sue, which she didn't. So, that's the story.

They went on and spent a couple more hours recording, but I have some deeper thought into it that I'll share on my Patreon. Will you go to Heather McDoll, not net? You click on Patreon, and you'll be part of that. So you guys have seen me. You've been following me. I've been traveling a lot.

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because they said, I don't want to go to this restaurant called, and then they would bleep out the name, but everyone figured it's catch. Because catch has been around for a while, and this one girl goes, it's not 2005, it's not through 2012, I don't want to go to catch. So here are some receipts. And I don't know how Lala can and Katie are going to feel about this. But when we were at Brawbakan, after Brawbakan, I had my show at Times Square. And I texted Lala to go meet them after. And Lala wrote me, want to go to catch steak at 9.45.

And I said, yes, I can meet you there. OK, catch. We're just sitting down. So they went to catch. And I'm like, which catch? One by towel? Oh, no, wait. I see steak catch.

So now I'm coming. All right, hurry up. I'm like, please, I'm in the worst traffic please wait for me i'm too much weight you have food left she shows me a picture of the food here we are we took a photo at catch so if catch is cool enough for law that and katey from banner pump rules and hathor mcdonald and this other cute girl on jennah who's a trainer

i think that catches the place to go to New York City. And I will be there in the beginning. I will be there on August 8th and 9th. I'll be the evening of 8th and the 9th. Yes, I'll be the August 8th and 9th. I will be in New York City. And if catch would like to invite me or just get me a table, I'm not even asking for a free cocktail. I am happy to go back to catch the food was delicious. It's fun. And you know, now you know, there now I bring out the real receipts here. Will I am announces he's going to do a collaboration with Britney Spears. And I told you that this someone sent

me something from a Britney Spears impersonator who said I have all this, these texts that people from Will I Am's camp is contacting me to be working on this song, I guess impersonating Britney. I wrote that person and said, can you please talk about this? And she said, yes. And I'm like, what's your number? I'm going to call you. And then I never heard from her again.

But very interesting because it was over a week ago that I talked about that that I was sent that. And now, and the girls name was Ashley something, and now it really is happening. And so hopefully they aren't using anybody but the real Britney Spears, but that was kind of crazy prediction that I did. It wasn't prediction. It was kind of scoop I got. Speaking of grossness, Alex Murdoch is taking shirtless selfies while in prison. They get a tablet and I guess somebody somehow got the photos of the tablet and you can see it. It is obtained from a YouTube account called phone calls from prison. This is Alex Murdo, the gross man who got convicted of

killing his wife and son, but also stole from his clients like a Tom Girardi. So many awful things. We talked a lot about it. He's in prison just admiring himself and taking selfies. Unbelievable. He's doing two life sentences. But to follow up on that crime, the family of the murder boat crash victim, Mallory

Beach, she did get $15 million in the wrongful death settlement. I featured the attorney, one of the attorneys that was involved in this case, and the family, what happened was his son, who's now dead, that Alex Murder killed. He was driving this boat, drunk, hit something, and she went flying, and they didn't find her, and she passed. And they sued the convenience store that sold these underage kids, alcohol, even though he used a fake ID. They, I guess, believed it was on them who served the alcohol.

So the attorneys for the family of the 19-year-old did settle with the family for $15 million. So they got $15 million. It wasn't about the money, the number that it represents, it's about the level of accountability that they hope will make people who sell alcohol, take their responsibilities seriously and keep it out of the hands of minors. That's Mark Tinsley said that and that was who was on my show on my juicy crimes which is only available on Patreon. Talk to him about it so that was a big win for them. Okay last gross thing to talk about

before I bring out Chris is there's this youtuber and he gifted his wife a $400,000 Lamborghini. He, I don't know, after she had sex with another man and they're married, it's just so gross. I don't even know why I'm talking about it. But it's like, but then I said, you know what? I go, they're like both porn. I don't know what they do. They make a lot of money and obviously this is going to make people look them up or whatever. Of course, they film her kissing him, giving the Lamborghini. There was a story before that she was going to have sex with this

porn star that isn't her husband. And I'm like, watch, in two years, they're going to be running their own church about like recovering only fans YouTube porn people. And they're going to be able to do it because because they're gonna make all this money in the next couple years And then they're gonna be like oh my god. We have 30 million in the bank now You know we can do something else that and we're gonna find God That's another weird one of my predictions. So there you go All right you guys now for more with your favorite Chris for Angola Hello and welcome to juicy scoop with more of Chris Franchola. Chris. Okay. Chris. Still here in my tennis jacket. Still here.

Kylie Jenner and Jordan Woods reunited after four years. Oh good. To give you a little reminder and for the people at home the history of Kylie Jenner and Jordan. Uh huh. They met through Jaden Smith, who Jaden used to date Kylie. That's Will Smith's son. Yes. And they became like best friends. And then when Kylie had her own place, she was like living on her own at 18,

with all her millions and billions. And they were best friends. And then there was one season of Kylie's world that replaced China and Rob. Okay. That is one of the reasons China was suing Rob, was suing the Kardashian saying she felt they purposely sabotaged the second season of their show.

Oh, yeah. And then put on Kylie's world. Mm-hmm. They went through a full trial and black china lost. Since then, now black china has become Angela again. She took the filler from her face and she found God. I saw that.

And I don't guess she's not doing only fans anymore. Probably not. But we heard God frowns upon only fans. Like the stories that I heard about only fans. Talk about fake news one month She's taking 20 million dollars a month. Yeah, only fairs. I go wait 20 million a month. Yeah, that's all maybe And I don't think it's true. Maybe 20 million total maybe two million total something. Yeah, 20 million a month and she lives up The street from me. I know I know I know I was like like no no no the same with a good to cash me outside girl they say they should thirty million

dollars like i don't know this is real i don't know but then i was wondering i do believe that an only fans fan yeah might be a little fickle might be after a while aren't they gonna move on to the next hot celebrity? Like maybe there'll be some people that are so hooked to having black China text them back or send them a video. And I don't think black China was even doing anything. I don't think she was doing like hardcore porn or anything on there. I mean, I don't know, but I would think that

even though some people can make so much at it, I think there is something, I think if someone's following you because you're famous right do they really st do these you know perverted guys still want to stick with you for the next five years i'll give you an example uh... i have a for clover close family member uh... uh... uh... brother he's a brother

and he somehow figured out how to get on only fans it's probably he probably had to take a class and he got on because he wanted to follow somebody he saw on Instagram okay you know I think she works on engines or something like in a bikini and he's he's more he works on engines engines engines it's a mechanic it's kind of hot two things two things he likes the brothers and mechanics and bikinis and he's like this is a perfect world. I need more match rated heaven So he went on only fans somehow and he signed up for this girl's content. Yes, and he said it was the biggest ripple

I mean it was just he so within a month he was like I'm out He's like not enough. She doesn't know how to use a 92 wrench or whatever like and i'll know how to use a uh... died to you to venture whatever makes it look at the kind of what and then he goes she was a cooking in a kitchen like i don't want to watch that so i want to see her work out of sixty five must take a jay street

that's what i was he was out quickly that's what i think might happen so anyway i'm not saying that's why she could only for the believe she could only right then uh... now there was something where cloy wrote ice by love spending so much time with my knees she got some backlash that's a dish against black china

that black china slash angela said no we're all good i love cloy being such a supportive and they're all love you to be so now in them making up and everything, by yawning it, this happened just a day ago, Daily Mail, caught Kylie going out to dinner with Jordan Woods. Now, Jordan Woods, as I said, they had the show Kylie's World. Jordan was her sidekick in it.

I was a facilitator of one meeting with a girl that was a huge fan of Kylie's who was sick and Kylie and Jordan both, very nice, very pleasant, very genuine to this girl. But the show only last one season. But then Jordan went on to have her own influence and her own look in her own light plus sign modeling situation and then one night it got out that she made out or more we don't know with tristan Thompson that's right for Thompson yeah uh... who is the father of

clois two children now but at the one at the time only one yeah and that was it kiley had to say goodbye and kiley said you know sometimes i believe she said this Yeah, true. And that was it. Kylie had to say goodbye. And Kylie said, you know, sometimes, I believe she said this, sometimes people come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. Oh. And I think it's good for both of us

that we just take a break. Kylie was like very classy about the whole thing. Yeah. Some people felt they just dumped Jordan, you know, and meanwhile Tristan comes traipsing back, they get back together, he gets another girl pregnant, then she, meanwhile we don't know that she has a surrogate who's carrying her, their other baby, it's Tristan part of it is not, who knows. So, Kylie's like, why did I lose my best friend over this? When Tristan's still walking in with size, you know, in 20 foot?

But why could I kept my friend over this thing? So anyway, they made sure they went to a public place. Where were they seen? Where are they? Some sushi place. It looks almost like upstairs. It's like an Encino or something. It doesn't look great. The Daily Grill, I think. It doesn't look great. The daily grill I think. And second floor.

It looks like that in Sino Square where there's like a unventurr where there's a little, you could take your daughter there. I know exactly where you go. Here you go. Yeah, here I sell. There's a, there's a yeah. That's what it looks like to me.

But anyway, and you know they made sure they got seen. If you really want to have a first time mini hangout, and maybe it isn't their first time maybe they already had Several times at their house and we're like let's put it out there Let's get people talking about it like juicy scoop Heather hasn't talked that much better show The Hulu show it's definitely I feel like there isn't as much chatter about them in general No outside of what who cares? They're all they're so wealthy and their businesses to so well who cares i know but i hate if they can make up and she can have a best friend back

and this girl really was like you know but you have this other than she had this other girl named stossie who replaced her not stossie from van der from van der Pum. Yes, other girl stuff. And she got the same ass and the same thing. And they would do a lot of sexy photos together. Oh, and some people wondered if there was something more going on there. I don't know where Stasi is. I've never, yeah, I haven't heard of. I mean, I honestly don't know if I've ever heard Kylie Jenner talk. I, you know, I just don't even know what she sounds like. I mean, I guess I heard her. She sounds like this. Stormy baby. Show me your face.

Oh really? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Stormy baby. No, she's very calming likeable. But anyway, I ran into a former Bestie of Mine that I shared on Patreon. Now let me just tell you. Top level.

When you called me about this. Yes. I have been waiting for this day forever. So long. And I feel like it was the whole thing was a bit of a let down. Sorry. No, and not in, you know, it wasn't your fault or anybody's fault. I just felt it was going to be like a whole thing.

Yeah, it was kind of a weird thing and I don't even know. I thought that'd be an hour, three hours of chatter. I know, I felt weird about it, so I did share it on my Patreon. Right. But I'll share it with the rest of the world now. Okay. So I went to Drake's, coincidentally, not Drake the singer, not Drake my son. It's a restaurant called Drake's.

And it's actually Down Street from Craig's. I hope Craig doesn't get jealous. Okay. So I went with Franny Julie, my friend Liz and Christa, my friend Christa. Mm-hmm. And we walked in to get our table, and I mentioned this before, we didn't love the table. So I went back to go ask if we could have a better table. When I turned around, is when I saw Chelsea Handler sitting at a booth with two guys.

Right. That appeared to be a couple, the guys were a couple. And I mean, my heart started to be like not scared, like just excitement, just like, oh God, you know. Right. And they put me right at a booth directly across from her. Uh-huh. And it's like a sea booth, you know, so it's like literally.

But, and she walked by to the go to the bathroom. I don't know that she saw us or anything. And I'm like, wow, I don't know what to do. And what was weird, the way the universe works, is earlier that day, it was a Thursday before my San Diego show with you. Paul Reader, who used to help with promoting and putting the shows together in which I open for Chelsea all those years ago.

Paul Reader sends me a photo like a Facebook memory from 15 years ago to that day. And it's Chelsea, me, Chouy, Reston Pies, Ryan Bassford, who we always talk about, and Ted Harbor, former President of the former boyfriend of Chelsea. Right. In San Diego, something like that. In San Diego. And it was the weekend of my birthday and Ted's birthday and I performed there. I brought my kids. Yeah. It was an outdoor pala casino pala casino in in San Diego is where we were before. Yeah. I opened for her

and I go oh my gosh. It's so weird that you would send this to me because it was my birthday weekend. And this weekend, I am going to actually headline a club in San Diego that's outdoors. All these years later, isn't that crazy. And then to go out that night and see Chelsea at a restaurant after all the years that since Chelsea has ended, I have never run into or at a restaurant, and event anything except for the memorial for Chouy, which is a plan that we knew we'd both be there.

Never, oh my God, you're here too, never. Which I thought was so kind of the universe. So I'm like, I don't know what to do, you know? So I have a couple Cosmos, which is a good drink for me. It gives me a good buzz, but doesn't get me the kind of weird emotional crying, anxiety, shardonnay. Really? Cosmos. How is that?

Is people doing cosmos? I love like, or like a cucumber martini. Something if I just have like a vodka with a mixer type of thing. So yeah. I get like a fun buzz, but I'm very alert. I don't get like sleepy. Like I do off of like a wine. Okay, so I'm like, I think I should go say hi.

You know, I think I should go say hi. My one friend that happened to be at the restaurant was like that we just happened to see. She was like, don't. Okay. And I was like, I promise the juicy scoopers, if I, I'm going to. And so Liz, my friend Liz goes, I think you'll regret it

if you don't. I know you. She told me since I was six. I go, OK. So I get the photo up because I'm like, I know she'll enjoy seeing this photo. Yeah. And I went after her and I'm like, hi, Chelsea.

Now, I don't know if she saw me earlier or not. I can't don't think she did. I don't know. There was a chance she didn't remember me. Very good chance. I mean, honestly, you just never know. And she was very happy. I definitely think she had enjoyed her cocktails as did i and was

like oh my god you know since it introduces me to the two guys this is how they're told that and i get right to business look isn't this weird that this photo just came and she kind of like she's laughing at it from Paul Reader like did you think i did and i said but i mean look like this is isn't this weird then that i'd see you tonight And she's like yes, I asked her where she's living now and she tells me about the house. She's working on I'm like, oh, we're not right and I all I remember this and we like About once when she's looking for a house that I go out with her

So I reminded her of that funny occasion and she laughed whatever and then I was like Okay, well you guys enjoy the rest of your evening great to you, and I laughed. And because I didn't want to pull Jerry Seinfeld when I stayed too long, I didn't want, you know, and then I was like, the next day, I was like, oh my god, I wonder if, you know, I, it didn't even occur to me to say, let's get a photo. But I'm so glad I didn't okay because i think if i did a photo and then i might have posted it that night as i'm in the uber feeling it mm-hmm then a page six my or somebody might have written like oh my god look who and that would have gotten some press right but then it could have

been interpreted as like eight oh you thirsty bitch Heather oh still writing on the coak tales still trying to get paid to and i'm glad to and i can honestly say it did not occur to me to even ask for a photo until like the next day and i thought oh i wonder if i would have gotten a photo what i would have done with it so there was no next day great to see you anything like that absolutely not okay. Okay, not from either camp. No. No, not really, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And I think she was in my life for a reason and a season, but I totally agree with you. I don't think a lifetime. I agree with you on that as well.

Same goes the same way. Now, but let me say this, you know who I tell me I tell terrible stories because I leave out detailed, important details. I feel like you're like, what am I leaving out? Because if did she have, like if you said this is Paul Reader, because she knows Paul Reader, that would have been like, or was it because when you just said, she have like if you said this is Paul reader because she knows Paul read that would have been like or was it? Because when you just said she was like so giddy so so the way the photo looked what he was next to chewy now the two gay guys Did they know who you were the two is there connection to them the two guys the one guy he was on scandal or something

Oh, okay, when he came from back from the bathroom I think my friend Chrysler like wave did him and I don't think he knew who she was But I think he was doing a Hollywood polite, but he might have recognized me But I don't know that he associated me with Chelsea I just think he was like hi good to see you and then I was like did she say anything? But then she introduced me and I go yeah, we said hi earlier, but I don't think got it I really would be shocked if she spent one moment of that dinner Speaking about me right that's what I guess that's what I was asking like do you think when you left

It was the whole chatter about you. It went right on to no, I think she was you know like I Think she was just in a giddy mood and I brought up something and I was being funny I reminded her of this funny psychic who told her not to buy the house Yeah, and how sad she was and so she was remembering remembering that and we kind of had a chuckle about that. Yeah. And then she looked at the photo and it looked like it was Chewy's arm, but it was really skinny, but it was really her arm. Yeah.

So we kind of laughed. She goes, oh my god, I thought that was like Chewy's skinny arm, but it's mine. And like we laughed about that. And that was kind of just it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I mean, it's a good story. And I'm glad you kind of just it. Yeah. OK. Yeah, I mean, it's a good story. And I'm glad you didn't pose to it.

You're right. Because it would look like. If people were interpreting it, and I'm like, yeah, why do you have to? So all in all, nice to see your, who cares? Glad, like glad after all these years of the times that there was miscommunication. Howard Stern was involved.

Do you know, ThioBaud, I'm like, all that bullshit, being a being hurt, feeling like it was really handled wrong on everybody's part. And like, so yeah, I'm like really pleased. Yeah, good. I have nothing bad to say. It's just like seeing an old friend. And yeah, and then before I knew what I looked up

and there was a different group of people there. Now, at the table. Yes. Maybe this is, and I'll ask you how you feel about this because I don't even know how you feel. Yes. Speaking of seeing old friends. My brother once again, not the same guy

who's not only fans another brother. He was, went to his 40th high school reunion in Yastra or something and posted all the pictures on Facebook. And I was looking at them on his Facebook and my brother's Facebook. And I was looking at them on a screen on my brother's Facebook. And I thought to myself, because mine's coming up in a couple of years too. Yeah.

And I was like, God, I just find, I found there all to be a little sad. I was like, it's great to see all of friends. I'm like, I have no desire. Let's just be completely honest about it. Can your reunion is cool because people still look hot, you're 28. Right.

A couple of people are married, you still might fuck someone who isn't. That's exactly. 20 year reunion, you're 38. Still? Still looking good. Still good. Now, some people are rich. Now, people's careers are starting to take off for that.

Some people are rich and doing well, they can show off. Yep. Sometimes they're married. A few are divorced, not as many. Some divorce, so there's a little bit of juicy and after you might hook up with somebody, whatever. My bummer was my 20th reunion, which we did it with Cresby, the voice school.

So Louisville and Cresby, and we really did a lot with the brother school, even though we were like 15 minutes distance away. Yeah. And it was at the Woodland Hills Country Club. and we really did a lot with the brother school even though we were like fifteen minutes distance away and it was at the woodland hills country club Chelsea lately had only just begun like literally only on the air three weeks and only one guy's wife was like into the show and recognize all yeah so that was a huge bummer and

did absolutely nothing for me right and the cool group got together got really drunk before, and I was not invited to that. OK. So that's 30. That was 38. Well, I'm taking it the same time.

So you drive way to 18. Wait, OK. 10 years 28. So I'm saying time. Did you go to 30? So 30 years, and now we're 48. 30 years was a big ratfucked thanks to me. Oh. I fucked it up for the group. OK. or 48, 30 year was a big rat fuck thanks to me.

Oh, I fucked it up for the group. I'm in a minute, because that's a kind of classic L.A.F. Okay, I think you've told me this stuff. It was supposed to be this weekend. So we have another weekend coming up where they sent out something and they said, hey, Christ be Louisable people.

October, I wanna say like the weekend of October 2021, whatever that is coming up. Right. If you graduated in an eight or three So 93 88 2003 whatever this is the weekend that you're gonna have reunions But you're on your own to do it like get to figure it out if that's one night sagebrush if that's at someone's house This is so now this will be the 35 year, okay, not the fourth so it will be the 35 year, okay? Not the fourth. So it'll be my 35

year, okay? Yeah. And but at the 30 year, that we can cap and it happened to compete with Notre Dame's, which is another Catholic schools reunion. And one of the popular guys who i actually dated and uh... wrote about him in my book and i guess he didn't like it anyway uh... his wife graduate from nerdy okay so he's like i'm out i can't go on going on my wife's thirty year and so then the girl putting it together he acute real popular he has some hot some guys that are still kind of cute and fun. So my friend

Who is married but still putting it together? She goes well can't be that weekend then we're gonna make it this other weekend Yeah, so that this guy can come and the friends can come well that weekend I was doing the tempi improv or something So I was like I don't want to miss out on this Shouldn't it be the weekend that the school is saying it should be like shouldn't it be the weekend? I'm like why can't it be that weekend and She was like well the room can't have it there and I'm like yeah the room can have it there I just asked him like it was at this place and was like so then it turns back it goes the weekend that's supposed to go and

The cool guy goes to his wife's thing and none of the cool cats. We call them the brew crew. The brew crew. They're called the brew crew. Yeah, yeah, sure. This is where you want. Sounds pretty cool, yeah.

Pretty cool. None of them come. Oh, no. So some people comment it's fine, but it was kind of like a bust. Okay. And so this year I was like. So it's going to be 40? 40 no it'll be 35 for us so I'm like okay, I think

I'll definitely do one night I'm just gonna go to the sagebrush. Yeah, which they'll be people from all different years Whoever comes comes guess what's to happen? Oh, okay, so I'm gonna do that but the 40 year Peter has his 40 year when It's a weekend that I'm performing and I said good go find your old wife. Oh go find a new wife. Yeah, go get it on Yeah, I When we were first married it would have been he had his 20 year of a couple years after we got married Mm-hmm, and I was so excited to go I

Was hot I was so excited to go. I was hot. I was young. Right. He skipped it. Yeah. Then when he had his 30 year, now I'm kind of famous. Okay. So I'm like, whatever. We couldn't go or he blew it off. Yeah. Now this year, oh, he's, he's all ready to go. Yeah. He is going. But you know what I can be there. Convenient he's all ready to go. Yeah. But you're not gonna be there. Convenient, I'm not gonna go there. And I go, okay, good. Right. Go. Go.

Sort of Facebooking some shit. Yeah. Go fall in love. But no. With your swimming girlfriend. No, but here's the problem. It's like what you said. 40 year.

Now it's a pro. Nobody is still cute. Nobody. Everybody's got some sort of, and you have some means. Some means, right. Some means to set it up. Outside of you.

Just sling it up. Yeah. Other way, everyone else has got some sort of weird menopause puff. Guys included, guys included. And also, I also social media has ruined it for ever. That's it. Because you keep in touch with who you want to keep in touch with.

Yeah. And it's like, you know, it's going to be like weird small talk. And then you don't continue. I remember even after our first one, like I kept with my group of girls, right? The next day we all go to like cheesecake factory for breakfast or a brunch, because they stayed at like some hotels.

And we see some other girls that were always friendly with that butt- in our group. And we're going, oh, hi, was it last time fun at the hill, Tim, whatever? And then the waitress, the host just comes and goes, oh, do you guys all want to sit together and both of our groups go, no. And I was like, we really didn't grow at all. Like, why are, why do we just have our own reunions with six or seven girls that were friendly with?

Yeah. unions right right six or seven girls that were friendly with yeah and like But but since this but this next one I don't think anyone spearheading it and it's just gonna be like hey just go to the sagebrush Yeah, and have some drinks maybe it's a little different on Long Island because there's just a lot of faded tattoos You know, I mean literally like yeah, it's a lot It's a lot he's going though. He went no it's a happen this weekend and it you bring us to the new year his wife they went that both of the same high school that's all that's all that's all that's all together still together so that's fun at both i do think

i do think it's completely fine and not suspicious right here spouse goes to the reunion without you yeah i mean unless you think they're such a hot cat and i'm seriously i'm like i would love to know if like some chick starts like dm-ing them after i'm i'm well that's the whole deal hope that's why everybody goes i think it's too that if you're not even going to listen i mean listen i'm saying this now you know how juicy it'll be if any year and a half

it's announced that we are breaking up. Yes. And he's with the girl that, you know, did the hundred fly on the swim team. But she doesn't look good, she doesn't look like she might. She might still look good if she's swimming. I doubt it. Um, yeah, anyway, I just thought that was, because I went to my 30 and I think I was at

that point Chelsea lately was booming. That's great. And I actually, I kind of had to tell people my resume like there was not no to got no buzzed you see the episode of um... the other two and the guy is racing to go to his reunion because he just got a good like he's his career is just starting to boost

but then another gay guy and like the gay guys are the most popular now like they were hated at the high school but now they're the only people that are working successful and it's cool to be gay now. It was such a funny scene. Yeah. Well that's what happened to me and there was one kid who was there who was in his father word for you who. Yeah.

That chocolate milk drink order and he was in a you who commercial in 1984 or something and he just said you who that was it popped up in the corner to you and more people are excited that he showed up the you who guy than me and i'll wait now this at this point you're not married you're not married i'm not married at this point so did any girl try to get with you that no god no i think i know maybe you didn't want it but they want it probably i mean i guess if i i don't know about what about the thirty five

year old that was the bartender working the event did she want to get with you i i i didn't use i i hope so i didn't stick around the long i left like after i saw that there were more and she knew you guys and me i'm like do you have any idea i think you can still listen i'm not shitting on a union i still think it can be totally fun Whether you're down and out or killing it. Yeah, it's just kind of juicy and fun. I do I used to think During those first three ones. I couldn't believe that people didn't want to come and I was like how are they not coming?

Like why aren't they coming like we you know we're friendly and I'm like, unless you have another like girlfriend or best buddy to walk in with, I definitely see why you don't wanna go. Like you need one friend to get in the car with you go that also went to the school. Right. And I think to walk in there alone, and there were a couple of people that like flew there and got their own hotel room

and really hadn't kept in touch with anybody. And I was like, wow, why the hell would you do that? You could have gone on a nice weekend with your spouse or your sister and say to the hotel, this is what you're, so I think people should think about that. Yeah, I think I'm done with them. I think one was enough.

And it put the- Reminds you on the street. So it's like for me, it's no biggie. I've got to fly up down the street so it's like that it's no biggie yeah country yeah yeah anyway that's all i just have a years old friends yeah here's to uh...

brothers now they're not twins these are the island boys yeah and these are these completely tattooed boys that are brothers yeah and what is the story with them they they deny sexual chemistry so they kissed each other but it was a romantic kiss it was like a like one kiss leading into more of my lingering second so they um... but they denied any involvement with each other despite a video of them kissing circulating online now which ones could they totally

kodiak red and which ones fly soldier? Do you have any any? Okay, so their names are, yeah, Cody act red. Oh yeah, Cody, so Cody act red and then fly soldier, yeah. Cody act red said the video was promoted to promote his only fan's page. And fly Lasogia insists they've done it before

and they would do it again asserting that they're both straight and they don't view kissing as a sexual act he also claims that the video is how boost their only fan subscriber count of course gay guys love identical twins that are incestuous is that right yeah there's a couple out there huh that are incestuous identical twins that do porn that's not that apparently our huge head I didn't think it would be for you anyway I how did they originally get famous they had one so yeah yeah they were like you

know and then it also they talk really you know you do like a real black guy voice but they're not black no they're not they but they talk you can hardly understand what they're saying and they're're just internet i think this was one of those things i was listening to your show cover to cover thank you very much and you said i just need one more boost one more boost before you die for your career that's it and i think they i think they listen to cover cover no i do it yeah and they, you know what? We've done fine.

People recognize us with all our tattoos. We have it with pretty good subscriber count on only fans. We need that one more PR boost. Let's make out with each other. I think that's what this was. I think you're exactly right. Yeah. Because otherwise, who cares about them?

I know. They're not even like, it's just one of those things that's the fall of western civilization like these two are about as bad as it gets it's like where did it all go wrong you know like there must be talented people out there who just like what did I do wrong that these two idiots are are the spiritual yeah I uh... this came someone posted this uh... everyone free britney this is from turn a kit official uh... i don't know if this was actually screen grab a frozen manipulated but it is not great it's from

it appears to be from a video that that britney posted where she spins around and she's in her white cowbubo spikini bottoms and off the shoulder white crop top in the cheese cake factory, aka her foyer. Okay, aka so I'm looking like the oval office too. Like if you put a desk there, it looks very oval office. It's those long gold curtains from like 1975. Like this is like Gerald Ford.

Yeah. Actually, this looks like Gerald Ford presidency. Oh look. The dust on those curtains. Yeah. Oh my god. Could you imagine? forward presidency all of the dust on those curtains yeah i got to do a matter of way she's like in it her knees and her dog appears to be sniffing her bikini bottom at the

yeah or just yeah i know but it could also been just a moment that they snatched it some people have a like that she's been handling her her dogs sometime in the video is that right yeah they're like i don't know if this dog is enjoying this what do they like that she is that she's not handling anything correctly now that she's going on horseback riding and it's been so long since she's been horseback riding and it's really quite hot here but i'm going to go on a

horseback i mean that sounds exactly like her thank you that's so good yeah did you see what she picked up a bunch of seashells no what what i like i like seashells i like to collect seashells you have seashells she posted a bunch of different seashells you'd found wherever Hawaii and she was just you know the camera was just going around the season She was explaining them all yeah like a literally my daughter had done the same thing out in Montauk and This I could have posted the video you does know there's no difference. I know it's one woman is 42 and the other one's four And and you know she was spinning around doing the dance recently and San was just in the background on his phone yeah and then

there was another one which is spinning around and someone was like open the door and there was like oh shit she's nobody knows who that secret person is and then um but she's you know appears to be in combo at the same room that she went with Kade her manager okay she likes that place. And the book's coming out in October. Who knows if she wrote it? If she's doing an audio version of it or what? I can't believe that she could get through an audio version of it, but maybe.

And definitely going to read it for sure. Oh, absolutely. So whether she had anything to do with it is probably. But yeah, I mean, who knows. But if she was singing a little something and someone said, yeah, that's, she's not taking care of her voice. And even if she was to ever come back, she will not be able to, like, ever do a whole show where she's singing because her voice is changed.

Yeah, absolutely. Anyway, I hope that you all enjoy that. This is the largest cruise ship. It's five times larger than the Titanic set to launch in January. I just watched the Titanic with Brandon. He never seen it. And they put it up right at the top of Netflix, kind of smart of them after the submarine blow up.

Oh, and it was like number one on Netflix too. And then the song by X-Lean Dionne was number one again. I saw this thing with this guy goes my daughters just watched the Titanic and they came out crying and they're like that was so sad and he goes and then they cried more when I told him it was a true story they didn't know. Oh yeah I would have actually had. I was a true story. Anyway still like uh... anyway still holds up today watch the whole day hours still a bit more so it's measuring a staggering uh... one thousand one hundred ninety eight feet long and weighing two thousand two

hundred fifty thousand eight hundred tons five times larger than the Titanic five times larger and it's uh... powered by liquefied natural gas it's gonna be in october wait uh... what is it gonna open anyway it's offers over forty dining entertainment it's critics argue that the building is such a massive vessel that it is tempting fate and that safety could be the top priority

but it's called the icon of the seas and it's a variety of cabin categories, balcony, sweets, whatever. Water slides. Yeah, and there'll be five brand new neighborhoods, including Aquadone that will offer ocean views, aquashoes. What do you think of this? I mean, you know, I'm not really a cruise guy.

I went on one one time, but I didn't know any better, and I had a fun time. I went on a carnival cruise and it was nice. I don't need any of that. That's great. I've done it a couple times. I'm sure it had fun. If I ever go again, it would,

the only way I would do it is a much smaller, like under 300 people type of like, my friends going on like the Ritz Carlton one. Yeah. And it's like under 250, she's going with like 10 couples. So they're gonna be, you know, a fourth of the trip. And it's like very luxurious and, you know, and then it makes the trip so easy.

And so I mean, I like the idea of like going to the restaurant eating every night. Like I like that, but it's the size and the amount of people and how big it is that I am not into at all. Yeah. I mean, I like to say on this podcast that I'm Mr. Cool Guy with my, you know, but in the reality of my life is that we just do everything for my daughter now. So I probably will eventually be on one of these eating like wet chicken nuggets on the side of the pool,

you know, because that's what it is. Well speaking of your daughter, yeah, this could have been your daughter, okay? Does she, does she like being on a little unicorn in the pool? We actually have that unicorn. So this little girl she was about Beckett's age, yeah, three, four years old. She's on one of those little girl unicorns. So she's like her legs are around the head and she's holding on to it And it's floating in the sea in Greece and a major shipping boat You know how far the shipping boats have to be so you can see in the video like mountains and stuff

How far she floated out, but she floated so far out Yeah, and they're like oh my god, and they're speaking in Greek and like they get her and she's fine She's gonna keep the Keeney they get her and she's fine. She's in a cup of a Keeney. Like she's like, and I don't know the follow-up story of this. Like, were the parents freaking out? Did they lose her? Or are they like drunk off of apparel spritz?

And you'd notice that she was even floating away. Yeah, it's terrifying. But I'm glad she's okay. We were in, where were we? I want to say we were in Maui or somewhere with Brandon and we had a cheap little tube and it was floating, flipping, floating away and he was chasing it and I was like,

Brandon, just stop. But you're never gonna, you're going too far out. But I can totally see how if you're on that, on that's why they don't allow them like in malibu yeah because you could slow way fast far out anyway she was safe good but have you heard about all the sharks here a lot of shark stories those wanted Florida i was like swimming right amongst the people just the sharp comes swimming right up yeah and there was a couple of

low island ones this photo was a beach coach on anna maria anna maria island i don't know where that is i don't either anyway it uh... florida florida yeah this is there's like five decent size sharks yeah that are literally you can see the girl

how close you standing on the beach i mean i can't believe i've never seen anything this close and there were a ton of them yeah and meanwhile this other uh... that means the shark tax or out of control this is a three-time world champion surfer fought off a great white chart he turned out to be it seemed to be okay and um... but i saw it was an australian surfer and you see him and they're filming it

and they're like oh shit and he comes and he's like fighting off and then thank a jetsky got him and he like hopped on the jet sea and he was like and he said i may never competitively served like that was so the fact that he is alive is crazy crazy uh... very very scary of that yes to say i do yeah uh... i mean that this is juicy, and I have some pretty juicy scoop. And the investigation reveals that a fast food restaurant

small size French fries are actually, you actually get more French fries than you do in the medium. Oh, is it because? Yeah, on a recent daily mail that the investigation, I can see why I actually. Small fires from popular fast food restaurants actually weigh more than their medium sized counterparts during an investigation Took place in New York City the investigation Wendy small fries. Yeah, what do you think a small fry Wendy's goes for? What do you think the price is? Well, I mean if it's not included if it's just like all a cart Yeah, say you're going to just you're just getting buying a small one 169 299 299

Yeah, for a small fry? Small fry weighs 4 ounces, while the medium fry is 349 and it only weighs 3.2 ounces. That's a considerable difference. I think it's because the larger goes in a cardboard. And so they're kind of standing up. Right. And I think when the guy or girl is scooping it, it looks full right away. And then they use the same scooper

for the paper one, and so it's shoved in there. Oh, so you're saying the small comes in a paper thing which weighs less. Even if you, even if you know the math, then you took out the weight of the thing, but that's what I think. I think that just more is getting in the paper because you're using the same scooper for the largest the largest what's not just when these chick filet also

uh... so what's always by small five guys mcdonald's pop eyes in kfc that that is a great hack get a small get a small all of us also on chick filet that if you say if you show your student idea you can get a free drink every time. Oh really?

Yeah. A lot of times you have to download the app to get a free small fry. And the only reason I won't do that is because I don't want to die one day. And I'm like, God, he had a lot of fast food apps. I'm like, what? I feel like I don't need to. If I had one fast food app is enough on your phone. If you have like seven fast food apps, I think it's indicative of your lifestyle.

Brandon's friend was telling me that the Chick-fil-A crossed from his high school, that this guy started to cook his own chicken, because a person without a roof or permanent housing, he's here, so say, almost. Anyway, so he took a shopping cart from the grocery store and he was made it a barbecue. And he was in the middle of the Chick-fil-A area.

Oh. Cooking his chicken. Also, he wasn't selling and he wasn't trying to put Chick-fil-A out of the... That's what I said. I go, was he selling it? And he goes, I don't know. It might have just been for himself. But yeah, he was like, I'm going to make my own chicken.

And I go, did anybody go, yeah to the fire department came like the thing is going to get your fire right right so yeah the competitions everywhere now that the dress that broke the internet remember the story of the dress did you see white and gold or did you see blue anyway i always saw white gold this was the story it happened in 2015. Anyway, the guy, the Scottish groom from the wedding,

that popularized the dress that broke the internet in 2015, has been charged with the tempting murder of his wife, Grace. Yeah. He denied the charges, but he has apparently been assaulting his wife for over 11 years, and this case is crazy. But the way the whole, apparently been assaulting his wife for over 11 years and this case is crazy. But the way the whole, the from the couple's wedding emerged.

The dress that broke the internet, which was worn by the mother of the bride, it evolved into a viral sensation after the guest posted a picture of the dress on Tumblr asking whether people saw the dress as black and blue or white and gold. So I we just put it up here to talk about this murder attempt and murder. And I and Drake was here who I gave birth to. And I said, I always I saw white and gold because I saw what and gold. Like what weirdo saw blue and black. I did. I see blue and black. Yeah. Did they ever figure out why?

I don't know why. You see it differently than I. And that's like, I wonder if you, oh my god. Can you please show this to Beckett? Okay. If she sees blue and black, I think that would be a study I'd like to done. Yeah, like maybe it's like,

oh, like I don't know. We'll find out. Crazy. Well anyway, as interesting as that was he this guy tried to kill his wife allegedly try to kill his wife attempting to enter a vehicle and you strike your own head while she was in the vehicle just

where's that thing anyway he's been arrested but he's denying it but breaking news lynsey low-hand had her baby she had her baby she had a boy and i don't know if her spouse or baby daddy is her spouse It says husband it says she got me a degree to her husband. Yeah, so they had their baby so to boy I know that she was having trouble for many years because she's kind of not Insurable right, but now that she's a mom I think she's been sober It'd be nice. I would be nice to see her make a comeback. Well, she got a Christmas movie. One of those hallmark movies. Oh, we saw that. That was awful. Yeah.

But she's kind of become a bit of a bad actress. So that's that. Yeah. I always said the reason she made it is because she was a kid with an old scratchy voice. Exactly. If you're a little girl, if you're a little boy with an old scratchy voice, it helps. But if you're a little girl with an old person scratchy voice, like you're a it to proton realtor, but you're nine. Yeah, if you have a kid like that Listen to me. Yeah Go become a Momager get that kid working. Yeah, it's tough out there for

Also if you're a gorgeous model on your voice like that you could be a head detective on law and order. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember that one girl what was her name? She was married to Angie Harmon. Angie Harmon. She was a model turn actress. Yeah. From Mary to a football player.

But she was like, okay. Yeah. One of these fuckers doing over here. Yeah. Like you have to have like a low deep voice, but you can be extremely pretty. You can be a size zero and you can still be beating up men with your, yeah. Angie Harmon. Yeah. Who was she married to? be beating up men with your. Yeah. Angie Harmon. Yeah.

Who was she married to? She married to some football player. Should have been like, yeah, she had a good life. Not acting. Who was a New York giant for a long time. Speaking of a former football player, this is something that came up. And I looked it up. She Jessica Simpson has talked about her issues with weight, how crazy it was.

When she gained a few pounds and literally she was wearing size four pants and the whole world was like, they were like high-waisted jeans and like a black body suit in the whole world. It was like, I can't believe how fat Jessica sits in like the just absolutely horrible. Yeah. And allegedly, she was engaged to Tony Roma

and allegedly their prenup. Tony Roma is the rib place a robo tony rom yeah tony romans places to get ribs here in l.a. and up they still have the but on the robo is the quarter it anyway allegedly his pre-knocked yeah

said that if she ever went over a pound over one thirty five during their marriage she would automatically owe him five hundred thousand really and so this article is about different pre-naps like mostly pre-naps are like you know for every year after five if we get divorced you get another million or two million or almost like you there's a reason to stay and then sometimes when there is cheating or

Whatever you do a prenup or even a post up and be like if this fucker cheats again and it's proven I get automatically a five million dollars on top of what was I was already entitled to whatever right? It's just weird, but that was the thing about the 135 you imagine well Jessica Simpson you know, there was a recently a picture came out with her. She looked a little strange in the picture. And for whatever. But I recently on the plane, on the plane ride back here just yesterday, I watched a movie called She Said.

Yes. It came out a year ago or two. Anyway, it's all about the Harvey Weinstein, how it all broke. And he's two New York Times reporters broke the story. Even before Ronan Farrow's thing came out, this article came out. It's a great movie. If you haven't seen it, watch it. You would love it. And they explain a lot about- I have seen it, so I will watch it. And it is interesting. All the people you think of, the shit they must, a Jessica Simpson must have gone through which is why she's probably a little kooky at this point because of all the this and then they talk about like you

think of all the women who were the first one to talk in according to this movie was what's her face from the craft yeah yeah she's the first and of course everyone goes to the gallon she's the first one and course everyone goes for Gowon. She's the first one and I was like, she's weird, I should freak you're bad, look at her. And then it was, do you think I don't know these people? That's what she's like in an interview when they said, who was the other girl in the craft, the Alyssa Milano? Alyssa Milano, yeah.

They're like, Melissa Milano said this, there's like an interview with, and Gigi, Chon, or Cheyenne, whenever her name she was interviewing her. And it was like, it's such a great thing. Well, she's like, I don't trust her. She's a hypocrite. And then she's like, do you think I don't know these people?

Yeah. Anyway. Actually knew everything. Ashley's job, another one, you know, her one was like, she's crazy. And this is all like Harvey Weinstein. She season one of like started these campaigns to make them you think back her she's crazy yeah it's good you would love it she's rose mcgowen well they're out there they're so blackballed because blackballed and then they

she had they she had to they suit her for confirmation right she had a higher people yeah that's what happened and that's what they talk about. It was a movie, like a lot of them, like, when a palatr, did not want to talk, she's like, no, I don't want to say anything. Like they meet with Garnath Paltrow, these two reporters several times. And she's like, I don't want to go on the record.

Like, I got a career here, you know? So there were some people who did, you know. But then you don't talk and then nobody knows. But anyway, it's great. She said, watch it. Very good movie. Very. Especially for a plane. Great play.

Great play. Great play. You said watch it. You said watch it. No, I said watch it. Watch it. That's my prediction. That's my...

Opioids, opioids were found in Lisa Marie's body. Yeah. Cause of death. It's small bowel obstruction. So apparently she had gastric bypass years ago. Yeah. And that caused a bowel obstruction. And then possibly that caused a lot of pain

in which then she started taking opioids. Yeah. And so that is what they believe she died from. She died from small bowel obstruction. And then Terry DeBro of botched husband to Heather DeBro of OC, and we're not supposed to see, he said nobody's talking about that right now, but we need to talk about it. Gastric, they call it bariatric surgery. Gastric, it's the same thing.

It can create scar tissue that can strangulate the intestines, and patients don't lose enough weight with it, and now they're turning to ozemic to shed more pounds and he says Terry says the combination of this bariatric scarring from the surgery slowed intestines from weight loss drugs like ozemic and opioids to mass the pain can prove to be a fatal concoction. So if you're going to go on ozemic type drugs according to Terry, Dr. Terry, and you get intestinal pain, intestinal intestinal pain, then you get stomach bloating

and you get pain, then you also drink alcohol, and then if you're possibly predisposed to intestinal obstruction, then it can be pain-created. It's just horrible. So make sure you know what's up, people. I never knew where to be fat. obstruction then it can be pancreatic it's just horrible make sure you know what's up people i've never knew her to be fat when was you ever fact that you get gastric

i don't remember yeah i'm sure she was she probably was just very self-conscious but that's that's very sad i just thought this was kind of interesting uh... this i saw this daily mail article and it was from a tick-tock and the tick-tock is a girl holding her daughter who's like 12 and she says, I shaved my daughter's face so she won't be bullied daily mail and I looked to the comments and they were like, but

you put it on tick-tock? Yeah. So now the whole world knows that she has to shave her face. You think she's getting bullied at school because she has a hairy face think how much she's gonna get bullied now that you put it on tiktok and daily mail and juicy skip scoop picked it up now what why does it say ain't no way gonna go bully for your beautiful thick indian I was that I thought it was an ad for eyebrow so she as she has 2.1 million followers just like every mother does. Let's exploit my kid, right? And she shows to show the clip of herself shaving her 12-year-old daughter's eyebrows and upper lip. And it drew praise from viewers,

garning 29.8 million views, because this girl has been bullied due to her thick eyebrows and facial hair, and she didn't want her to experience the same. So the mother daughter relationship as well, due to her thick eyebrows and facial hair and she didn't want her to experience the same. So the mother-daughter relationship as well empowered the daughter in this manner and it warmed the hearts. And anyway, I just thought it was funny because they're, you know, they really warmed their hearts out nice it was that she shaved her face. But I'm just saying, why did we have to know that you're shaving her face?

Why couldn't we just see her at school and know that she didn't have a shaved face? And also, she's like, she's 12. Everybody looks weird at 12. It's going to get better. It gets better. Did you hear about the latest with what do you call it? Who are these people?

John and Kate plus eight. I just have to say, she is such a fucking bitch. This Kate yeah in my opinion. So she had the eight kids, the twin girls, and then six boys and girls, like Stuffles. She did this weird thing that if you watch documentaries and read books on child abuse which is really sad. Oftentimes with multiple kids they just pick one kid, the parent, the sick parent

pick one kid. And that's what they did with him. And his sister says, because he only talks to one sister, that he couldn't eat with a family, he couldn't play with a family, he was totally isolated. Oh really? And then she put him in an institution and he was by himself in this institution and the only thing he's ever been diagnosed with is ADHD yeah and now he's 18 and he's articulate he graduated from high school and poor John he spent a million dollars on lawyers just to get him released from this mental hospital which he really shouldn't have been at. Wow. And he's like, I mean, I guess my mom was going through a lot, but like I don't know if

I'll ever talk to her again. And she doesn't talk to the one sister that's close to him. Yeah. Speaking of that, I saw the kids of the, uh, member Octo mom. Yes. I've seen her kids at Berkeley normal. They like 14, 15, well yeah. They look nice and normal and normal. Everybody turned out fine.

But how did she afford them all those years? Because you never got those series or anything. Yeah, she was doing some sort of only fans or something that for a minute. She was doing a masturbation porn. And so that couldn't have paid for the next 20 years. That's you kids happy? Enjoy your twinkies.

So you know, any masturbations I had to do. There's going to be a flying car. Great, yeah. We bring it on already. They said it's the first fully electric flying car. It can fit in a regular garage I guess. Yeah. You can pre-order it. It's around 300,000. And yeah, you'll be able to fly it around.

But remember how we always thought they'd be flying cars? My dad thought they'd be flying cars by the 80s. I remember going to a world fair and they're like, there'll be flying cars in 1980. Yeah. I went to a world fair once and they showed the first microwave. And people literally gasped when the guy opened the door and he touched the pan and people are in a hit to the pants not hot it's just the egg is hot and people couldn't

they were like what is happening this is crazy this he like touched the sides of it and what it was just wild anyway I would do it um okay okay this I'm gonna I'm gonna wrap it up let's just wrap it up yeah wrap it up this guy Tom Holland I guess he's do he's Spider-Man but he's doing a show called yeah the crowded room the crowded room and I think it's because he has multiple personalities right anyway one of the personalities it's on apple likes to get fucked in the ass I show pictures yeah and he says he's quitting show business because this this show yeah gave him too much mental problems

oh playing a mental person yeah yeah no yeah yeah he said he had it was too much work for him to get into this character he's might be getting out of show business oh and then he dates and I he's in dire yeah and he's shorter than her like you were saying he's shorter It doesn't look good on red scarfs. Yeah, I like spider-man is shorter than Zendaya a lot shorter. Well good thing you can leap around Anyway, there's supposed to be life on Mars. So we'll have a place to move Chris The Tandasana finds possible signs of alien life on Mars. I mean what do I mean? There is a lot of alien stuff popping up.

They zoomed in on the people, and it was those two kids making out. So two tattooed kids making out on Mars. Two brothers? Yeah, the two brothers. Chris, what a great ending. Chris, again, telebary where they can find you. Covered covers by podcast, friend Jolo, Chris find you cover cover covers my podcast friend Joel

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