Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Taylor Swift Backlash and Funny Real Housewives with Chef Stu

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

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I have our delight, your favorite chef, chef stew. Hi. Welcome back to Juicy Scoop. Thanks for having me. You are here. We're going to get into so many things because you are an expert on many. But let's just get into some breaking news, which is not breaking at all because I've said it a bunch of times. November 14th, I will be at the MGM Grand, 10 p.m.

That's Friday night in Vegas at the bravacan weekend. And you are also going to be coming. I'm going to be there. For the whole weekend. At my show. Yes. Lots of fun. Fun, drinks.

Horing yourself out. Yes. We'll see Housewives. I don't know where they're saying. We're going to figure that out. So it would just be there every night at the bar. I do know where they are. Oh, great.

Yeah, okay. I'll let you know. I had some drama happen with me just this morning that I woke up to. With what? With Real Housewives of Salt Lake. So on Thursday's show, I did a solo show. Great. And I just was going through and I was talking about Real House of Salt Lake, which I thoroughly enjoy.

And I'd come across a reality blurb article that they must have gotten, I think, from like Bravo TV, where Meredith showed off. for $70,000 a month home in Salt Lake or Park City or wherever it is. And whatever, I just went on a little rant and I was like, you know, they don't pay these women enough. Like to be spending, you should learn how to do your own glam. You should, you know, try to get sponsors for your parties. You should not be paying, like we all know what can happen once you get the boot. Over and over again.

And people forget about you. So anyway, I just kind of went on a rant on that. and then we made a clip of it. And I was kind of like, oh, God, is someone going to be like, why are you talking about someone's money? All I was saying was like, Bravo should pay these people more. So that they can live the luxurious life that the fans demand, right? So anyway, comments by Bravo, it's kind of like comments by syllable,

but caught that she had written under it, which I did not know. And Meredith Mark said, while I've not spoken about what I Wait, let me do it, my voice. Why I've not spoken about what I spend, I appreciate your concern. It's only irresponsible to spend

what you cannot afford. Fortunately I live well below my means. No need to worry. Sincerely, Meredith Mark's J.D. MBA, DJ. Please stop. You can leave now. So anyway,

total great clapback also what I did see what I posted this is that people were writing saying Heather she has huge family money I saw something

that she inherited 150 million dollars I said I didn't know that and if you do then yeah spend 80,000 a month yeah great I didn't know that

I was just going off of that I think that they never pay these housewives enough but I think they're getting like those Orange County bitches are getting about 900,000 yeah but when it's over

It's over. It's still a lot of money, though. If you get like three or four good runs out of it. But that's why you have that. If you invest it right. Exactly. So even if you're getting that, you shouldn't be spending an enormous amount of money on rent when they barely film in your house. Sure. Yeah.

That's all I was saying is that it concerns the people at home that have been watching for 20 years when we see something like this. Now that I know that she has $150 million. And probably Brooks is writing this because he's a little clever delight. I love it. And I've said, go, go, go watch your DJ, go buy the caviar. She can do whatever she wants. Do whatever you want, girl. She's down at Beach's Tropicana last week, just spinning it up.

You know, she was. Disgusting. I love it. I bet Lisa Barlow wishes she had that money. I bet you wish Lisa Barlow wishes she had that money. Right. Right. She also tapped on one of my reels this week.

Yeah. I was talking, I was with Etsy cop out on and we were talking about it. Because we were saying like in the scene in Salt Lake, right? They're going to the party, right? This is where Bronwyn takes her out, right? Yeah, yeah. And she's in the car, and you can see Lisa's face, and she's just really, like, anxious, nervous.

Like, there's something wrong. Yeah. I just was like, and S.E. was like, yeah, I saw that too. And I was like, I think there's something major happening. Like, I think, like, bankruptcy major, like, whatever. So then she commented, like, so they heard I did a tip of that, right? She commented, absolutely not. You know what, Chef Stu?

Why don't you stick to your spices? Yeah, right. because I have a very successful business, okay? I'm going to go the distance on this one. The show is extremely entertaining for many of those reasons. And, yeah, then it got into a pissing match on that episode about Angie has these hair salons, but she doesn't own all of them. She has franchised them out.

And so she owns a couple. It's like the same way that people thought that Mauricio owned every agency. So every time you see an agency pop in your house, You're like, Kyle must be just swimming in it. No, it's like he was just the CEO of the face of it or whatever. And she has ownership in it, though, as well, right? I don't know. But everyone's doing fine, okay?

Go spend $70,000 a month, Angie. Anyway, so then, but just going back and forth on the businesses is like, I mean, that is kind of, I didn't know she had hair sounds. I think that is interesting. I mean, that is real. That's better than, like, you ate the bow off my cake or whatever. So, like, it's all good. good but um okay we're getting in some just to update diddy got four years and matt murphy who's on my show all the time former prosecutor he predicted exactly that he said he'll get four years

and then get out in 18 months and then a man who says he's like got HIV now oh now there's a new lawsuit that i hadn't even gotten to that so there's a new lawsuit of a man suing um he diddy saying he contracted HIV after a sexual assault from an unknown person and an after party, and therefore he's suing him too. So, I mean, he still has all these lawsuits he has to deal with. The family was, you know, their kids crying, which we didn't get to see because it's a federal case. Supposed he, like, fell to his knees. And then Mark Garagos went on TMZ and he said that Sean Diddy Combs will call prison home for more than two.

years and then he does have a target on his back for sexual and other violent assaults so he's scared that um you know he might be sexually taken advantage of which is just the i mean all the comments were like karma's a bitch like what do you want dude yeah and then aubrio day um had written this thing um because she you know was part of his tv show about making the band and she has never really said what went on but she was always saying like he's he's he's a He's not a good person. This is bad. And so she wrote a thing, just saying, to all the young artists there,

if you're ever in a position where you feel like, you know, they're asking you to do something that is beyond what you're comfortable with, just leave right then. Like, just leave right then. And then she, like, you know, had done it so it was based on him going to prison. Like, she always knew. Do something else. Yeah.

And so good for that. Okay. So in other long-term marriages getting divorced news, We had a big breakup happened. After 28 years of marriage, Lori Laughlin, the actress, N. Mossimo, I'm just going to call it Mossimo, because it's the name's too hard.

They've been married forever, you know, her from, but really we know them from the scandal, the college scandal, which is where I covered it a lot, I was obsessed. They had both their daughters, but one was a little more famous than the other, Olivia Jade, because she's this big YouTuber.

And for one I heard, she was getting, Like a 3-2 or something at school. That does not get you into USC in the last 20 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she got into SC and when they exposed the scandal of where this guy would take money from the parents, give it to different people at these different schools, Harvard and whatnot, got them in also under the guys

that they're an athlete. Yes. So they put her in, they went to Equinox and put her on a rowing machine and squirted some water in her face and said that she was rowing out in Marina Del Rey, well, the school then realized we don't have a rowing team.

And when they, and then in all of this, he was threatening the counselor. And I don't even want to say the school, but it's an all-girl Catholic high school that's on sunset. So anyway, that all happened. Then she gets into loving life, her life at SC.

And when it all broke down, the alleged story I heard was they were actually enjoying their time on Rick Caruso's yacht during their spring break. His kids were her sorority sisters. And he was like, Doc the boat. What the fuck is happening here?

And then it all got exposed. And they both went to prison. She went for five months. And he went for like nine or longer. And, you know, much like Teresa and her husband, but not as like. And they came back and they were still together. And she was back, you know, doing her thing. and now they're getting divorced

and people are like, why, you know, why so, and I'm like, I would, like, I could swear like you'd see him at like the Abbey on a Saturday night. Honestly, I mean, that scarf. The scarfs a lot, but he also is a fashion guy. Oh, true, okay. You know what is interesting about his background

is that he was at USC and again, alleged story, is that he lied to his parents about going to the school. He took the tuition money and put it towards building this clothing thing. Wow. So it was like, the bad news is,

like I wasn't going to class, the good news is I already have like an established business. And apparently this clothing business is, you know, so huge a target, whatever, he's worth billions. And so, you know, but then people were like, oh, there was deception, whatever, the whole thing.

They all did their time. Olivia Jade is just, she's like, fuck. this. They both left the school and like she's having fun. And, um, they both look young and cute. They do. Yeah. And so I know it's hard. And I said this when we were talking about Nicole Kidman, like when people are like, why bother now? Like a younger person. It's like because we live to over 100. If you're not happy, you have all the money in the world. The kids are grown. You, you did stick together during that time. Probably we don't know. Maybe they were on the verge of divorce

prior to that. Yeah. And then they're like, the last thing we're going to do is put our kids through another thing when let's just stick together

do what everything we're supposed to do. But in doing that, I remember like, who's the blonde woman you were just for saying? Felicity happened. Felicity happened right away

like fell on the sword. What do I need to do? I feel horrible. I feel horrible that I did this to my daughter. And she... Over 10 grand. That's all it was.

But I think she did a little. did a little bit of time. She did, she did a few months. Her thing was she had someone, like, fix the girl's answers. So she got, like, there was like a paid proctor. So when you test the SAT, then they would take that test, correct it. And so I was saying it was like the opposite. And then maybe the daughter didn't know.

And so I was saying it's kind of like the opposite of the meanest mother in the world with the high, what was it? The catfish high school catfish store. Oh, my God. Yes. like she was actually doing like a nice thing without her daughter knowing like putting out Christmas gifts for a toddler like let me just fix

your test and you won't know and then you're like mom guess where I got into and so anyway I predicted that she would be back acting and she is she's got a show yeah she's my favorite but they fought it a little bit they fought it and they tried to say like we were entrapped by the main guy and I always wonder if during that

time the conversations that must have been going on in their house of like finger pointing. I never even you know, I didn't care if she would have gone to U of A. Yes, you didn't want to go and get, you know, be in the hot stands of Phoenix. You wanted, or Tucson, you

wanted her to go to U.S.A. You wanted her to go to U.S.E. Like, whatever it was. Do you think the husband knew to William, William Macy knew or like, or do you think she did it without his knowledge or? If he knew it was like, again, one of us is going to, only

one of us, because they tried to see if he knew. And they just wasn't enough there. So if he did, fine. But like, yeah, if you're in this relationship where you've always just been like, honey, you decorate the house you like, you choose the school, you, I mean,

filling out those apps, I was so critical until I had to help those kids fill out the apps. And then I was like, who the fuck could I write a check to? This is a fucking nightmare. It's huge. It's hard. It's a nightmare. And if somebody, I'm not saying I would do it. I would know not to do it.

but I could see why they all knew each other so it was just like telling your friend oh I've got the tennis coach for you for your kid oh just I got you girl our girls will be on Rick Caruso's yacht

being capas like I got you girl like you know and so then you're like oh okay because once you get in there you can handle the school work it's just getting in they make it so crazy hard yeah so anyway they're broken up We'll see.

She was out seeing out having dinner. Lori Loughlin was spotted embracing James Tupper. I don't know who that is. It is so funny. One day before the split news. They could be friends or they could be something more. Like in Ireland, like there's nothing like a process like that. It's literally you do your final exams in high school.

You get points. You get in or you don't get in. And that's it. But that's what I remember when I visited Ireland that I thought I should be so grateful to be American. Because when I went like in the late 80s, they were, it was. just like it was decided at like 12 if you were going to work at pennies or if you were going to be a doctor.

Yeah. And I thought, oh my God, that's so awful. At America, you have so many chances to go to school later in life, go through the junior college system. I changed schools because I was put in a lower class. So I had to change to a different school in countryside.

And so then I could choose which classes I had to get a bus every fucking morning for 30 minutes, you know, in high school. And then I got into the better classes that got me better points to... I look at you now on. juicy school. Clearly, Ireland didn't know that you are not a complete genius, intellectual

genius. Rapping on about housewives and writing housewives cookbooks. Yes, exactly. Keith Urban, people think that he hated Nicole Kinman in Baby Girl because she was having all the orgasms with the younger guy. He also changed the words to one of his songs I heard this. And was like, hey, Maggie, some 25-year-old guitar player. But then she was missing from the next show.

They don't know if she was missing because of online hate or if she's not really part of the band or if they're having an affair. Then I read something, no, she's pregnant and that's going to come out. So is he with somebody new now? People think he might be with this female guitarist, but nothing's been confirmed. Poor Nicole. You know, so then, like, that's why she then filed. Like, they did the separation and then she was like, I have to file first because there is someone else.

And I don't want to be humiliated. Yeah, yeah. How long were they married? Oh, they were married like 20 years. Wow. And they, I thought their daughters were older, but I think the youngest is like 14. And so, you know. Did they have kids together?

Yeah, they have two daughters. And then she has kids then with Tom Cruise as well. Yeah, but when she left Scientology, she couldn't, never saw those kids again. Really? Yeah. It was a girl and a boy, and they're both still Scientologists. And they're with Tom. Well, now they're adults.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, which always made sense why I think Katie Holmes was like, I need to get out now. Yeah. And then he never saw that kid. Surrey. That, the whole thing was so weird when you think about it back then. Yeah. And then they met, like, backstage at like a TV.

show and they're both Australian and um they're cute together yeah I mean they have similar hair like she wears a lot of wigs now you know like that's the thing like every every show is a wig and then he's got his highlights

and they start to merge into looking like a similar person yeah they do yeah yeah but whatever you know how old is she now she mid 50s she's got to be yeah she's got to be I mean she looks amazing and her body is incredible

and but I mean I remember this movie the baby girl where she was just like what? What are you talking about? You're mine. You're mine. And it was just like, it was just so weird

that it could have been it could have been kind of good but I mean I haven't seen it. Honestly, if it pops up just watch it. Watch it. It is weird and it is like

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from Keith Urban's recent show explained in that it was just rumors she had some other show I don't know then Aaron these two the worst ex-husband ever Aaron is saying asking the judge

I need 150,000 ASAP she has locked me out of the accounts and I need this money with my family that have been like gross hoarders in her place remember he's show the video of how bad the house

was. That totally backfired on him. And he's like, look at her makeup table. I'm like, she hasn't lived there for four years. Why don't you throw it in a box and like, clean it? There's four of you not working. And you're blaming her for the mess at the house when she's not living there. Well, she has to take, you know, selfies of her

asshole and you expect to get money of that? No. What is that only fans like? Is it just like tits and like, do you see puss? I think she does full nude puss shower like but i don't think she's goes the next level of having someone else in it with her sure okay and and then you know and then they write you bad they write the people and you know yeah response so i think she does fine um but god i mean but then i can say if i was his

divorce attorney i'd be like you've on the show you said he helps with the content on only fans he's there so it's like if he helped build that monthly subscription then is he entitled to half of it but i feel like still i mean i yeah but i mean it's still it's not like my argument then as her attorney would be like yeah but it's her and it's it's fresh content and it's like her body and her personality yeah it's not like the two of you sat down and wrote gray's anatomy together and now you're getting divorced yeah and she's like no you don't get any of Gray's Anatomy syndication. No, it's like, it's still just hurt.

What was he doing? Like, holding the camera? He wasn't having sex with her on it. No, no. No, I think he was just, yeah, like probably helping. Maybe he was one of the people writing back the people. I don't know. Oh, okay.

Wow. Interesting. I don't know. Okay, now let's talk about Taylor Swift. I'm going to lose my mind. Okay, so you are a Swifty expert. I, of course, know that she's engaged. Like her top songs.

I have nothing against her. I think she's super talented and a great writer. I think it's great that there's little girls all over, that there's daddy-daughter dancers at country clubs where they have a Taylor Swift in-person area. I'm all for it. I am not an expert. I don't understand Easter eggs.

I don't understand history. So let's get into the album. Okay, so the album came out last, let's say Thursday night. It dropped at like 9 p.m. Then on Friday was the movie, so to launch the album, right? Okay. Which basically was behind the scenes of the making of the music video,

the fate of Ophelia, which came out today. Like the actual national release on YouTube, right? Okay, wait, so you went to the movie. You went to the movie, right? By yourself. Wait, no, it was like three or four of us. And who else was in the theater? What was the demographic in the theater?

Girls, girls, a few guys. Okay. They were dressed in their eras tour outfits and stuff at that. They're all having a good time. And it's like a fun experience because, like, you're all there for the same person and you're all like, you know, like, you know, it's fun. It's kind of like an era's tour thing again. And I saw that concert three times. Okay.

It was amazing. And so we're there, like, they play the video and then, you know, it's her like kind of directing the music video. It's like making the MTV making the music video, basically, right? In between each, like, part of the video, she plays like a lyrical video of the next song. Okay. You take you through the whole song, the inspiration for her, the Charlie X, X, X, X, of it like actually romantic that song So okay let's talk about Charlie XX

Okay I need to ask about this Because I did my A little bit of research So Charlie XX XX Open for her Yes Then she went on to do an interview and said I didn't love it

I felt like I was entertaining five-year-olds I was performing for five rules Which then the Swifties don't like that No because they're like we're eight Leave us alone Okay we're in third grade Stop it And so but

No, so you never piss on an audience. And so what is the going back? Are they friends? Are they not friends? I don't think they are, because that song, she thinks that, like, Charlie kind of goes out of her way to kind of make fun of her, and then she's like, oh, well, it's actually romantic, like, keep talking about me. Like, all the time they're spending on me,

it's like, that's what the song is about. Okay. So when you like are listening to the song for the first time, are you able to be like, oh, this is what this means and this is what they, I mean, No, the TikTokers do that, and I see that. I do not go down that kind of. And do those people, like, print it out and then, like, try to...

Oh, totally. Do the connect the dots? It seems like a lot. She had, like, 12 doors, orange doors opening around the world. They all had keyword codes that, like, revealed, like, letters and stuff. Like, for, I don't know what that was for. People had to fly around the world to go to each door? The fans were, like, you know, there was, like, people were at the fucking Grove on Sunday morning looking for this orange door.

Oh. Because she said, like, Beverly Grove, Santa Monica was one, too. I was, I don't know. It sounds like she puts people through kind of a lot. Oh, it's exhausting. So the album came out, right? Yeah. It's underwhelming.

Okay. It is. And everybody bought like seven or eight vinals. I think I have four fucking vinals coming today. Why? Because she brings out all these different versions. The problem with the album is. Yes.

This is the major issue with it. Okay. The product doesn't match the marketing. Okay. The marketing, you all saw it. The showgirl, the feather. the chains, the thing. I was like, this is great.

It's going to be like jazz, burlesque, Vegas. It's going to be all that kind of stuff, right? Can't fucking wait to hear this album. The album literally is none of that. It's not one song is like that at all. It's not representing burlesque, lits, glamour. It's like a regular album. It feels like an album of bonus tracks to me.

Okay. And you can't defend it. And like you have the major Swifties like on TikTok and stuff like that. Like trying to defend it to like the cows come home. But it's like it's an underwhelming album. The song one and song 12 are decent Like I like those two songs That's about it

The rest is just I'm just like whatever I'm those violence are going straight on eBay When I get them I you know Don't ever really go through And listen to a whole new album Like so I'll hear the Oh you know

I still listen to like regular radio sometimes So I'll be like oh You know Kiss FM Oh this must be a new song from Taylor Sure yeah Like whatever And so I I wouldn't even know

if I could say I love something or not because I feel like I'm that person that has to hear something a few times to go, oh, I like this song, it's a hit. How could someone just hear one song and go, I don't like that song? Like, how could that even be? It's because you're just, you have an expectation with her

because our last few albums have been like unbelievable. Like just the writing, the lyrics, the storytelling. It's great, right? this is just it's kind of immature the lyrics are it's kind of mean it's kind of bitchy

like the the canceled songs about like she likes her friends that get canceled so she likes these brats like the Blake Lively's and all that kind of stuff she's kind of defending them

in this song oh so you think that that was a like so there's not a negative thing about Blake not a negative towards Blake everybody thought that yeah

yeah and what about the fact that she had said I'm like I read like she that she was worried about this album because she all her other albums were that she was you know miserable boyfriend was bad or

sad now she has a lifetime partner that's nice so do you think that's why it's not as good I think so and then she has a song called Wood which is about his dick I'm like I don't need to hear that do you think that's what it's about it's definitely about yeah

I heard someone else say no it's about knocking on wood like I don't have to worry about jinxing this love no it's like wood opens my legs my thighs she says oh yeah it's like and then it's like apparently I read this morning it's two minutes and 30 seconds which is 23 centimeters which is nine inches that's another I'm like that you have to do math like that oh yeah she's into numerology and stuff like someone of Kelsey did that I don't want to hear that song what about

wasn't there something like Jackson five song as well when you listen to it wait you mean old Jackson 5 like Michael Jackson's band from when he was five? One, two, three, that song, whatever it is, yeah. Oh, it sounds like she sampled that? Yeah, it's definitely a sample from it. And that's the other thing I always, like, do you get permission from the Jackson fives before you do it? Or do you wait to be con and then pay?

I don't know. Listen to it and you'll know. And then what was the, go ahead. Then she has a George Michael kind of reference in there too, and she had to ask the George Michael estate for this song called Father Figger. Oh, I will be. But the song doesn't sound Anything like it. I don't get the reference.

Is that a shout-out to call her daddy? I don't know. I'm your founding father. So it's just the problem, and then she's dropping more acoustic versions. It's just very capitalistic. It's very like,

I feel like she's just taking advantage of the fans. And the funny thing about it is I feel like it was almost like an expectation for fans to buy all these fucking vinals before even one song was released. She should have released this song.

I released. deep down feel like... When people buy the vinyl, do all these little kits have an actual record player in their house? So they're major collector's items. Oh, okay. I bought four. I have four coming. They're going straight on eBay. Like, I just don't think the album's, like, worth it. Like, for me...

I got, like, FOMO, and I was just like... Like, just buying them. When you do these countdown drops, I was like, should I get them? I'm like, oh, fuck. And then it's like, you know, and then you're like, oh, fuck have four vinals coming. She's released nine, eight vinals. There's eight versions. They're all the same. And then when you get the vinyl, do you actually

like put it on? I have a final pair, yeah. And you like to just like... It's fun. It's like... Yeah, you feel like... You feel like you're like an episode of Madman, like just... Yeah. I love it. It sounds a bit crisper and like the crackling is kind of cute. Yeah. Oh, kind of brings you back to that olden days. Okay, and so what about

Travis Kelsey's ex-girlfriend? There was some reference to her. Wasn't there or no? I've been seen a few things pop up, but I don't know what it was a... Like, did she say something? I can't imagine. I think someone misanaly. I think someone misanaly. that. I can't believe that she would give anything to like an X

of his. Yeah, so I don't believe that one. Okay, well, do you think this is going to bum her out or do you think she's not going to care? She's going to be fine. She's going to sell out. This is what, Travis Kelsey begs ex, get off your phone and reservice video after Taylor's. Oh, it's opalip. Opalite. This is about this girl a little bit? No, I don't think it is. Like, she said

opalite was the thing, her and her mom, like, opalite the color or something like I don't know I don't think it's about her okay yeah that's cute see there's like easter eggs and references like he's a photograph right there in the top of the in the music video as a woman

no wait like photograph of Travis is a mirror of yeah in the music video yeah oh god these are this is so much work and it was October 3rd the day that album came out was when that was uploaded or something that's from an old TV show a dating

show heaves on or something like that, wasn't he? God, how does she even want it to do all these connections? She has a team that probably puts all them together and stuff like that. Like there was a thing where, like, this was kind of cool. In the back of the, you know, the album, whatever, you have like the listing

of all the tracks, right? Yeah. And they were kind of like one, two, three, four, five. So when you brought them all together centered, it actually mapped out the Ares Tour stage. Which was kind of like, I know, it's insane, but it was kind of, that was an Easter egg. I know. It's just like... I mean, without TikTok...

It's fun to a point. Like, could... Like, this is like... I mean, this is like more conspiracy theories and like... But she's going to drop more tracks now as well. She has these bold tracks from reputation that she has to drop. Okay. And so I'm like, can you please drop those?

Because I can't deal with this album. Like, I need something like... Like, already I'm sick of it. All right. That's a lot. But thank you for telling us. Now, Real House I suppose, see, had one of the most fun moments in this latest episode. for me. Okay. Okay. And that was when Gina

allegedly pissed off, not allegedly, but she pissed off Heather Dubrow because she was like, why would you say, okay, so I guess behind Heather's back, they were like, why is Heather trying to be a comedian and taking classes at the groundlings? I've talked about the groundlings. I went through the whole program. I was in the Sunday show in my 20s. And

she has also gone on interviews and said I'm living in my Century City penthouse and I go down and I go and take these comedy classes because I'm trying to reinvent myself or whatever. And Gina

who in my opinion is doing, trying to be a comedian on her TikTok doing lots of funny things or whatever had the audacity to be like I don't think of you as like a funny person and then Heather's like

do you not realize? I realize that I was a sitcom actress. Do you know that sitcom stands for situational comedy? I'm hilarious. And it was just like, she's like, okay, I'm sorry, fine. And I just thought that that was, you know, so, and I will say Heather did book a lot of stuff. Yeah, yeah. She, you know, whether the pilot went or didn't go, it's huge to book a pilot.

Whether the show only lasted one or two seasons, that's huge. huge. She definitely was working before she moved to O.C. and started having babies. Yeah. But then when she's like, I'm trying to re-invite, I'm like, okay, when the show started, your youngest was like one and a half.

And now that child is like, whatever, 14. So you act like you gave up acting. You didn't. You've been in front of the TV even doing. There was only like six years maybe where like you kind of probably

were not running back and forth. She does say like I gave it up to go raise family and stuff with that right, but she was always kind of doing it anyway right? Yeah, maybe there was like six or seven years between the three pregnancies because there's twins that like yeah, maybe you weren't going out for pilot season. Yeah. But it wasn't

like, you know, and so anyway, I just thought I thought that was great and they're like, oh god you know, and then my other favorite part was Tamara's no tears, tears. It was so funny. I was laughing

She was like She was like And then Emily's like I don't trust you Can I have an espresso martini? Why would I trust you If I tell you something And then you get pissed at me

And then you're going to use it against me How could you Why would you think I'd ever do that? It's like What? You have been holding things over people's head I mean All you need to do is watch

one of my favorite real housewives reunions when she's fighting with Vicky Vicky is currently married to Dawn I think and she's like when we were in combo you woke me up and said I just woke up with a naked guy next to me in bed and Vicki's like

I've never had multiple partners in my life and I'm like that girls watch that that's not a friend you don't hold you don't hold You don't like have something on somebody and then throw a grenade on TV.

Like the fact that Vicky ever trusted her went on tours with a Trace Amigos ever again. Like it doesn't matter how mad you were. Like you just should have, but I don't know what was said. I don't know if she was throwing a grenade before to Tamara. I don't know. They take all these breadcrumbs, all the housewives give them and they keep them like in their head

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Like, anything can come up from anybody that holds it. So it's like, hey, I don't really want to tell you kind of this, this, because you might throw it at me, like in a later date if we get into a massive fight. Yeah. Like, it's, you know, like. Yeah. She's like doing it. I'd be like, if I was time wrong, I'd be like, okay, I kind of fucking get it. Like, you know what I mean?

Yeah, I think she does. But I think she just like decided to like do the fake tears. I mean, it was just, and she was like, you didn't defend me. You didn't defend me. And you don't trust me. And Heather's just like. Heather was like, oh my God, what now? I'm trying to get into level two of groundlings, okay?

Like, I've got a lot on my plate. I have a, I'm almost an empty nestor, which he's been saying for the last five years. Again, your child is only 14. You're not an empty nester. He's the youngest child 14. I think. And then she was just like, yeah, because then you, and then she's like, I'm done, I'm done. You'll ever see my face again?

And it'd be like, oh my God. She went up to stairs twice, didn't she can come back down. She did. And they were like, well, should we clean up these cakes? Like, I mean, it was just. And then Shannon's just sitting back like, you know, what am I going to do? I think Emily blocked me. Why?

I don't know. oh go over there make her espresso martini with Shane I'm an attorney but yeah I don't know why I think you know we always talk about the show and stuff so some of them don't like it

when you kind of make fun of them like this you know well let's talk about you are you and Katie are asshole buddies you are best friends like whatever it's like and so she's back this week

okay I guess she's she is stuff to reveal because she goes to lunch with Tamara. With Tamara, yeah. Emily wasn't happy about that. So we'll see what happens this week. Why would you go out to...

She filmed this one without my knowledge. That is a criminal offense. I know. And then she, you know, said this one was a racist about the Asian designers. She never actually said the word racist, though. I think it was the word used. I really feel that was just her...

But do you remember, like Gretchen posted the thing with Jen, though the karate kung fu thing and they pulled I mean that was fucking bad though like I mean that's why they pulled it though I know another part of that is that a lot of these people like you know they spend their money on glam but they also have some people helping them

do these videos yeah and sure yeah yeah yeah and then all of a sudden something gets put out and you're like oh my god I didn't think of it that way I really just thought of like karate moves well they pulled it down so I mean yeah it's like okay I just feel and I also feel like with Gina she was just like

I thought you said you were only using Asian design is this Prada and Balenciaga and it's just like a little diss to be like you just want to you like whatever it's just a weird thing for Gene's even say in a way like you know what I mean it was kind of like I mean every little that's what's also hard is that this is a reality show and it's like if you're just talking and living in the moment if everything is going to be analyzed like a Taylor Swift album and that oh this really means this because this and then on this date if we switch it around

it's actually an upside three which means that you are like I mean come on I know but the thing but it is like tell me if you agree with this like I just feel like you know these shows right

no matter what is Jersey any of them right they all get really deep they dig deep and they can get pretty fucking rough right whatever but like the fact that like

you know the Katie was like not going on the Amsterdam trip or like not like or whatever was said like oh there's not a place for you here or like or together It's like, no, I think Alibaskin should have been like, no, bitches, buck the fuck up, this is the show, get on with it.

You're all in this together. But I do think that they kind of came together. This is what I think happened. I think they came together and we're like, well, we're not going to film because we don't. Yeah, but like you can't force. It's not like, no, we wrote a scene for you. I mean, if it's really reality and they are like, I'm not going to. I think they just caved a bit, though, to it.

You know what I mean? So anyway, you had the husband on, Katie's husband. And so what, now, how do you feel about the latest thing, accusation from two T's in a pod, saying that it was Sheena, that Gretchen told Sheena that Tamara drugged her and therefore I, Sheena went and told Kiki and then Kiki went around and told everybody that. And Katie had nothing to do with it, which is not what the original story was. So I thought that was really bad. And I'm just like...

It's confusing. You know what I mean? Look, I mean, I go by what Katie said on the Vial files or whatever, and she was like, they were like... I think Nick asked her like, look, if there was a hill you were to die on, and she's like, I will die on that hill that I did not tell Kiki. Kiki knew that information. So she says Kiki met at the lunch.

They met for lunch, lunch, which she admitted. This is the other thing. There was another person that went to the lunch, right? wasn't it Kiki and a friend? Oh, I don't know. Well, I'm just like, just bring the friend in. I don't think there was another friend, wasn't it? Maybe there was. I thought there was another friend.

I think it was just Katie and her, I thought. Oh, well. So, and I think that's like, I think that Kiki knew about it. I just feel like everybody knows this story. I think Gretchen probably told like a bunch of people in the O.C. And all that stuff. Like, it got around, right? I think all these girls talked.

Okay, I don't think so. I don't tell you why. Why? Because she spent the night at her house. She says it in the show and I confirmed it. Sure, yeah. No, she says that. I thought maybe she didn't spend the night.

Maybe they just put it. So if you spent the night and everyone was there and it's on the show saying she's spending the night, then the story of saying I went to the hospital that night. No, the next day, she said. Still, I don't think that that would make sense. Why did she say it then? I don't think she ever said it. We saw it on the camera in the back of the car. She said to Tamara

I went to the hospital next morning I mean I should have That's what she said Not in the scene She said I wasn't feeling good I went to the hospital next morning She said her go back and watch it And then Tamara said she said it twice

But the other part The other time she said it she wasn't on camera I just think it's so weird that it was Made such a big deal True yeah Because I'd be like all right Whatever Like yeah that wasn't cool what we did

You got really sick Like, I just, that's why I'm like, and then it was just like, well, now you're lying and I'm like, well, what happened that night was just horrible. So I don't know. If they said it at like the maestro's thing and she said it, big deal. Yeah. And she could have just been like, look, Tamara, I did say the maestores. We're talking. We're like reminiscing about.

She's saying, she's saying I misspoke, but people don't want to believe that. So it gets real ugly with the boy band singer that she supposedly, Tamara supposedly did something with. and so they're bleeping out his name, so I'm not going to say it. And then they find out that Jen had followed him and she's like, look, you followed him. Why wouldn't you? Wouldn't you kind of want to know?

Like, what's the deal with this person? Jen, like, turned it on Tamara. She was like, see, this is the problem with you, Tamara. Tamara's like, you're the one that fucking followed him. Like, what do you follow him? Why did she have to follow him? Even Heather was like, why the fuck did you follow him? Because she said I was hoping that maybe he'd reach out

and I'd get the scoop. Just send him a DM. Listen, if we want to know the truth of who's lying, Tamara, did she do something sexual with this guy? Or is Gretchen exaggerating what was heard? Well, just tell me the truth. And maybe she was like, yeah, maybe I'll start DMing with this guy and he'll go, look, my girlfriend and I at the time were on a break. Yeah, we messed around. Why did you say that day?

But also, I think even if they did, she wasn't married to Eddie yet. She wasn't even engaged to Eddie yet. So I don't even think even if it happened, it's a big crime. this. Yeah, like, I don't think it's like a big crime. But it is, it is fun to watch. It is fun. So now Alexis Bellino got married to John Jansen, he was the, the long-suffering boyfriend

of Shannon Bador for three years. And look, they got a people exclusive, good for them. Yeah. Look to be really beautiful. They had all their kids there, which I also think says something that all your kids show up when you both have been divorced and, you know, obviously they like either one of them, which is nice.

And, you know, Tamara was there kicking up her heels. And you know, people are like, well, and then the argument would be like, yeah, but she and Alexis kind of been like close for like two years. And she's not close to Shannon. But you wonder

why she's not close to Shannon. I mean, Shannon would be like, really? Like, you don't have to be mean to her, but do you have to be mean to her, but do you have to like, you know, just finally get every photo and like, you know, like dancing at the wedding, like celebrating their love? Like, do you really have to like celebrate? Like, I get it.

And that's why it's going to be really hard for Shannon and Tamara to come back. They're never going to. They're never going to. Listen. I thought, I think that really, when you look at that, their friendship and so forth, I always feel like Vicky was the one that kind of kept them all together. Like she was kind of like the, the little.

Yeah. That kind of was kind of the in-between person of the two of them. That's why they didn't kill them. each other. When all three of them were together, it worked. We're the Trace of Meegas. Oh my God. Did you see that show?

You know what I want? I want, you know, there's so many documentaries. I don't want the documentary of how the heiress tour was pulled. I want to know the behind the scenes of coming up with the Trace Amigas. I want to see all of that. I want to see them sit down and go,

are we really doing this? Yeah. Doing the talk. Did you see it? It was my idea. No, please tell me. Oh, it was amazing. It just was like awkward. They were like this and one person's arm is down here.

Like, it's totally out of sync. They're not in the same pace of the stage. It was just a fucking train wreck. But it was like, you know, it's like, it's like going to see Luann. You know what I mean? It's like, it's a night out. You go drink. Watch yourself, darling.

I am like, have a racist. I have a musical ear. We should go see her again. She's coming in like a week or two, I think, next week. No, I think it's next weekend. Is it the next weekend. Yeah, it's a smaller show. It's not the big singing.

It's like a Q&A thing. Oh, okay. I'm sure she'll sing a couple songs. As long as the bongos are there. I'm for it. Just out of sync. Just not even into the beat. So good.

Good for her, though. What's this year five of doing it? I mean, yeah, she keeps going. And yeah, because it's like, I think the music is makes it fun. Like, you know, kind of. But, yes, I want to know. how that all came about I want to know how they planned it out

I want to know everything because it was just I was like But yeah they were there It was after the DUI Shannonette Then she's having shots Well no

It was after the DUI That then Tamara's like I'm out of I don't want to do it anymore Because it's kind of low And then they did The Dosamigos And now it's just gonna be

Shannon Amigo Because it seems like Vicky is really wanting to get back On Housewives She will be back Yeah, Alexis on the show and maybe the 20th.

And so she's like, screw it. I don't hear from Shannon. Like, I'm jumping over to this. I just like I said, like it's like the Titanic. Yeah. And there's two boats. And, you know, people are deciding where they should go. And right now in one, it's Tamara, Katie, Alexis.

Joe De LaRosa just hopped in. Yeah. And then maybe Vicky. and so they're like, look, we have a cast right here. In the other boat is Emily, Gina, and Shannon. And Heather has airlifted herself from a helicopter and gone to the ground. I think Heather's just like not going to come back next. I'd love to see Heather on Beverly Hills.

Yeah, I think that's what might happen. I have never been bored by a Heather Dubrow scene. No, she's good. She's entertaining, yeah. She's totally entertaining. She's great. She's smart. Like, so to me, comedian or not, like, yeah, no, but she.

But sitcom acting isn't being a stand-up. And then she's like, do you know that I did stand-up? Well, doing stand-up is not being a stand-up. But she was always very nice, came to my show, and understands what it is. So I could see why she was defending herself. And she's had a great career, and she is fun to watch. I don't want to see her.

If she leaves OC-fine, just put her on something else. I think she should be on Beverly Hills. I think she should be great on Beverly Hills. Yeah, yeah. She's kind of like, that's that kind of level, I feel like, she's at. I think she's bored at O.C. Yeah. I bet. You know? And it would be good. It would be good. I think it would be good.

So anyway, they had a nice wedding. So, oh, this, I just wanted to get your opinion. I just, this is just some random person's thing that came across. These were the bridesmaid's outfits. And they're a pants suit with like a white pantsuit at the waist. And these girls are thin. This is just a very unflattering. Like everyone looks like they have a pooch. It's like and I just I don't like they're trying to modernize

this now. I mean it's too like it's like they all work in a corporate office like it's isn't it? It's just not a flattering look and I feel like it's kind of mature for all these like 20 something girls. But then don't the bridesmaids hate the dresses so maybe this was like an option? I don't know. You'll never

make these bitches happy. But okay Cardi B. And our... Dear Papa, Park. Okay, so wait. So wait. I'm going to do Nikki Minaj's first. So they have been fighting, Nikki and Kribee. And Nikki wrote, Dear Culture, that's one of Cardi B's kids.

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And you don't, and don't deserve any of this. One day your mother, aunt, and many more will be brought to their knees for what they said and tried to do to my young prophet, beautiful boy. Take care of my darling. This isn't who I am. Now, I don't know who wrote what first, but now I will read you Cardi B's. Dear Papa Perk. That's the son of Nikki Minaj.

I believe. Okay. I'm sorry that your mommy haven't cut you a birthday cake for the past three days because she can't take my success or happiness. One day you going to grow up and I hope you understand when a girl says no, it means no. And you can overcome the petopelia blood you inherited from your grandfather, father, and uncle. please don't hate me when you grow up because your mommy rather

give me more attention than she gives you hopefully when somebody that really cares about her puts her in rehab and get her the help she needs she come out and read you a book I was just I just was checking to see that this TMZ wrote this because I've been pre-printed this

because I started to read it that's why I kind of lost track because I was like wait is this real? Or did someone do a parody? Because you thought Don Guttall said parody was real.

I did. Oh my God. So there was a thing, I was just like, Don Gullsen, somebody did a screenshot thing and they put their own words in like it was his Twitter account

or whatever it was, right? Making a comment saying like during the wedding. During the wedding of Alexis. Archie hide Shannon's keys. I was like, I said it to Heather. I said, Heather,

this is really mean. and there's like that's a really funny account I'm like oh shit yeah the Don Gunvelson Twitter X account it's a parody

and they put for a long time they didn't put parody next to it but people always people sometimes thought it was him

it wasn't whoever it is I think all this time I thought he was tweeting I literally thought the whole fucking time I'm like he's really funny he's like a bit of a smart ass

this is really Cardi B and Nikki and And, you know, these women, we are almost there with the housewives, but they are real low. They are real, real low. And that's what Cardi B said. She goes, when they go low, I take them to hell. Yeah.

So there you go. There you go. Okay, real housewives of Miami had a shocker moment. So this is a photo from Bravo TV of everyone's face. At the end of part one. Now, you know, I talked to, Stu, he hasn't really. been watching. I've been like half covering it. I did have Stephanie

the new girl on. I still like it because again, it's beautiful outfits. It's a beautiful city. So I'm just going to explain what is juicy and you don't need to be watching it to know. Julia who's not featured in this photo

because she was talking here she is Julia. Okay great. Yes. Says she has been at odds with this girl Adriana. Now Adriana was one of the original real housewives of Miami before they took a break for seven years. And she's divorced a couple times, has like a grown son.

And she's 59 years old, but her face left is very good, and she looks very young. And she, too, is trying to be a singer. And Julia also decided she that her wife, the famous tennis player, Martina, say her last name. Navratilova. Okay. is told her she liked opera once so Julia started to do opera

which is some of the most painful housewife singing scenes ever and she's like everyone I have a great and she's I don't know where Julia's from but she has an accent like an Eastern European accent and she's like I'm so excited to sing opera so I walk

to the park to say you and Martina who is Does she make appearances on us? Oh yeah And she is about the most humorless Like I don't think she's ever laughed Or cracked a smile

No And she's 68 Bitter Hardcore Hardcore lesbian Oh yeah Incredible you know One of the greatest tennis players

And whenever someone's trying to like charm her Like oh my God My husband's such a big fan of yours Criers Like she's just Why she's on this show clearly like and Julia has had been married and had you know other men then became a lesbian came out whatever just couldn't resist Martina okay couldn't resist Martina and they are a couple

and then she wanted to have children because she wanted to have more children and so she couldn't but they adopted these two boys that are like the boys so choice says the boys adopted the two boys which are like one and a half and three. And throughout this time, Adriana just felt like Julia wasn't being her good friend. And she's pissed because Julia, this is what always happens, is the one, I mean,

Adriana is the one that got Julia on the show. Okay. They were friends before. She got her on the show, just like Lisa Barlow got Bronwyn on the show, and then you fuck me over, and I'm like, yeah, I hate you. Yeah.

So anyway, she, so she's like, well, what, like, why are you guys, like, getting along? And Adriana's just like, I just feel like she's gone to the dark side. She's hanging out with Alexei and Marisol, these two other girls that she doesn't like. And then Julia goes, Andy, there's something I need to tell you that will give the clarification. When we were in the Hamptons, Adriana and I slept together. And everyone's like, so. Okay. So that's the cliffhanger. I'm like, what are we going to see this week? Is it going to be her saying it's not true? Or I woke up and you were going down on me and I just enjoyed it. I wasn't, I wasn't an active participant. I thought it was just a, you know, a massage that went too far. We started with tickleback and it got into something else. I don't know. But I'm like, why would she tell on herself? like she's married

I know to this woman but then and then some people think Martina's gonna beat her with a tennis racket you know her own daughters

aren't happy that she adopted these kids some people feel like you know now this is you know just rumors

whatever or what like do they have these kids so late in life Martinez 68 and her so that they

you know she has a bigger part of Martina's life like money child support, whatever it is, forever, because these kids are little. So it's a weird thing. And then to then expose this thing about your marriage, I think, is so cruel to Martina.

Maybe she'll say, Martina said tell. Maybe Martina doesn't care. Maybe they have an open relationship. Sure. But you just adopted these kids. And I'm like, and there is a relative of these kids, I'm assuming, that are watching their kids be on this show. Like, you know what I mean? It's just, I don't know.

It was like unnecessary for her to say. So, I mean, this is, so, you know, people are saying. What was Adriana's face like when she said it? She was like, no, she was kind of like, like, I think she, it's something happened. My personal opinion is some shit happened, but it wasn't taken seriously. Because they were like, and then you tried to, she's like, you know, and then it, she goes, it happened once Andy in the Hamptons and then in the Versace mansion. They stayed in the Versace, Versace mansion one night.

So, yeah, I mean. I guess, you know, he's probably fooled around with girls and was just drunk and horny and was like, whatever. And I don't know. I don't know. So this week now we see what happens. I've never had lesbian anything. No. I once had a lesbian town when I was very young that the old lesbian would ever like me.

And then I don't have to ever worry that I gave off the most non-lesbian vibes. And I was like, all right, whatever. but all right whatever I don't know but I was thinking by God

this you know the show just keeps upping the ante if we're not exposing someone's like failed businesses we're like this is

but this isn't the first lesbian thing yeah the first the pioneers of lesbians on the housewives was brandy glanville

and Denise and saying about Denise which Denise always denied which now Denise's husband is also supposedly going to bring Brandy Glanville

to be subpoenaed and Charlie her ex-Charlie Sheen. Didn't somebody recently say was it on Oh yeah, it was it Tamara? I'm watching What Happens Live? That she said that, oh, Denise Richards hit on me once or something. What housewife said that? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Was that recently? Yeah. I think it was Tamara, wasn't it that said that? I can't remember. It was one housewap said that. I think that did happen. Do you think that happened? Well, also, Tameram,

made out with Bronwyn and she made out with that you remember way back when there was like a Brazilian girl that was a lesbian that Tamara brought on yes and they were like messing around and making out yeah she's I think a lot of girls you know throughout their life whether it was like a threesome for fun to impress a guy or they actually were really into it like I always thought Kyle it wasn't her for I don't think Morgan Wade was her first time to you know Probably not. Cisoring. I think like she was,

or whatever you want to call it. Like I think she probably brought, probably did some fun shit with Mauricio. Yeah. And like kind of was like, oh, I kind of like this. Sure.

And like for some women, it's just like, oh, I just, I'm super open sexual. Like, what do I care? Like if the guy doesn't care, I mean,

it's totally different than, you know, your husband being like, I wanted to bring the gardener in, you know, you're like, no. Like,

I think I saw Maricio last Thursday night in Beverly Hills, walking down the street with the woman. Another woman. I don't know who he's dating now or anything like that. He's always going to date someone. I was leaving to stay 48 and they were like walking by and stuff.

All right, yeah. I know. I always see, I've seen him out with different girls too. So, yeah, that's, who knows when they'll ever get divorced. So there you go. Julia says that, so then she said, Julia says that Adriana held their affair overhead as blackmail, being like, if you don't do this,

if you don't have my back at this place. that I'm going to expose that we slept together. So she... Makes sense now why she said it. Yeah. So now she's like, yeah. So I kind of see... It'll be interesting because, like, yeah,

will Adriana stay on the show? Will Julia stay on the show? Like, what will happen? How will they resolve this? They can't, like, be hanging out together knowing that they, like, were sexual. And then Portia Williams, according to page six,

revealed that she is dating a woman. woman after divorcing her narcissist's husband, Simon. She said, I've narrowed it down to two people. One is a man and one is a woman who I'm dating right now. Oh. I think they just get tired of these men. I know. And they're just like, you know what?

I can't deal with another fucking asshole. I'm just going to go to a woman. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Do you ever feel like that? No. Do you know what?

These days you'd never know. I just am so tired of the dating scene. I really am. What if you just became a late in life straight? Yeah. Probably easier, right? But then I can't deal with some women. They're just, like, exhausting as well.

Yeah. But then if I'm kind of like a gay straight man, maybe. Yeah, I think you are kind of like a gay straight man. That's funny. For God. Okay. So, Sheena and... Let's get her off my screen.

You're not a fan of Sheena. I mean, she... Tell me what's happening. Okay, she's... Look, I have a lot of fondness. for both Sheena and Lala. They were very, very good friends, especially when they both gave birth

to their daughters, who are four. And so, you know, they were on the show together. They had each other's back toward the last season. Some people accused them of kind of not having... Ariana's back. Because they were like, you need to do a scene with Tom Sandoval. You're taking food out of our children's mouth. The show will die if you don't film with her.

with him and Ariana's like like if we're being real like it's a lot more real that I wouldn't want to sit down with this fucker. Meanwhile I follow Rachel you know Rachel Rakel

yeah besides doing her sound baths she is just having a lovely life she like seriously met some really rich guy she's going to cute weddings good for her. She's just doing sound baths and just peaceful life and just yeah I follow her as well

but I mean I just saw these girls like hired her to like flew her out to do a sound bath and i was like it is kind of interesting like let's bring like the the girl who is the ex best friend who fucked her best friend's man for seven months get our get our sound right get our sound right people get over shit real quick but anyway good for her you know glad she's not podcasting anymore i'm just kidding okay so so she so they're going on each other they're going on their own podcast finally saying why their friendship isn't where it's at.

Okay. And who started, who threw the first punch, do you think? Sheena kind of threw the first punch. Okay. She said, all I can say is, you know, something where I sent her a care package, a PR package about my book, and out of all my friends and out of all the people I sent it to, she didn't post that. Got it.

I got one. I posted it, you know. So I was like, oh. then Lala was like, all right, enough of this bullshit. Like, just because I didn't post something in your timeline doesn't mean that I haven't been a great friend for you. Sure. I said congratulations on New York Times bestseller list, blah, blah, blah, blah. And you have so much going for you, but you're never fucking happy.

Okay, fair. Okay? So then Sheena had Alex Baskin, the producer of the Valley, come on. because people are like, oh, you know, Sheena is not on the Valley. Everyone thought it was a natural progression for Sheena and Lala and Tom Sandoval. Tom Sandoval and Lala have been rumored to possibly be dating.

Tom Sanoval. Sorry, not Sandoval. Tom Schwartz. Wow, and Lala, okay. Yeah. And then they did a photo like, this is a soft watch, so soft it's not real. I asked her months ago,

no, it's not real. but that was months ago, so I don't know. But anyway, so then Lala said, okay, so then she has Alex come on, and there was rumors saying that because of everything that she exposed in her book, that Bravo's pissed, and that's why they didn't ask her to come back on the Valley.

Got it. So then she gets Alex, and she's like, Alex, was I or was I not asked to be on the Valley? He's like, we gave, yes, we did offer you something, and I think it was a compelling offer. And she's like it was. But I talked to Paige DeSorbo, who has left Summerhouse, and I just was hearing her. And she goes, and then I saw a comment.

She goes, it always just takes one comment. And there was a comment under, like, she made, she was on the valley and, like, brought enchiladas or something, her famous enchiladas. And someone wrote, Sheena's like the girl in high school who graduated two years ago, who keeps coming back to, like, high school parties. and she goes and that did it that is why Sheena said I don't want to film on the valley

and I'm like who is the bitch that wrote this like what if you were the person that wrote this and you're like oh my God so she's like I just want to do other things

and I had so much fun being on Lopez versus Lopez which is a sitcom and she had a small part and she's like just that feeling of that and I'm like what now

Okay. Well, she's taking classes at the growl who just had the Should we take classes? I already did the whole program. I can't go back. I could. I got in. I did it once and I got into the,

I accepted it. She's like, do you have to, you have to audition? You do. You have to audition. And if you don't, then they go, oh, you can take these like other classes. To get through the audition. But then after that, you've got to go.

Then there's a second thing that each time they say, either you repeat or you do it or you have to wait. It can take years to, you're at the performing level. But anyway, no, so I kind of was like, okay, Sheena, as I'm doing my walk this weekend, I was like, okay, one little guest spot on the sitcom, which so few sitcoms are being made. Every time you open the L.A. Times, it's like Hollywood is dead, like it's a ghost town. I thank God she has a good relationship with him.

Thank God she said, never say never. she did say when Tamara she said no like I did not start the rumor of Gretchen and you know and then she says that I don't know why Tamara said it was my dream to be on the OC

she's like I did talk to her about how I loved living in San Diego which isn't too far from the OC and she goes well you should just come on Tamara said you should just come on the real housewife's OC and she was like oh no housewife scare me that's she does memory of it okay but

Tamara's like it's her dream to be on the real house I was supposed to see and she's kind of you know and so that's it and I'm like I think with this drama with Lala oh then she also said that she did gave a they have a group of moms yeah from the preschool that are fabulous and diverse and you know attractive and all this other stuff and so Sheena gave a bunch of those names to the valley producers and according to sheena Lala was like, why would you do that? These are my friends. I don't want to go to toes, toe to toe to, whatever, with these women. Like, I have to fight with everybody else. That's what the show is.

And that is what the show is. It is. try to say it's something that's not. It's not. It's fighting. It's, you know, it is fighting. So she was like, no, I don't want to like, I really like these women. then that was the other thing. And then the main thing is Sheena said that she revealed to Lala

that Brock had the affair while she was pregnant and that she put it in her book but she told Lala that like months before the book came out to keep it to herself and Lala ended up telling this other girl who's like kind of

on the valley. She's a trainer. Okay. And found out And then that girl told Zach And so she was like And then from there She then Lala was like Okay well I guess you need your space Because you know you're mad at me

So I'm just not going to do your show In Salt Lake City So go ahead and do your show without me Like she was doing like a tour show And she was like okay You know like I should I do have a right to be mad Like she felt like it was true

So that's the whole That's the fight And it's like I feels like it was one of those things that there was a lot of things that was bugging each other about each other and they weren't addressing it at the time yeah and then it was building building building and then you put a reality show into it and opportunity and all of this it's crazy though that she didn't that she wouldn't go on the valley and like refused to go on is that crazy to me i'm guessing that

whatever the offer was was something like like a friend of maybe friend ever like your your day rate is 2,500 show or something, something. And she kind of was like, well, I, you know, maybe she looked at it and she's like, well, it's, you know, I can live without $30,000 maximum or whatever. Maybe it wasn't that much. Maybe it was $10,000 a day. I don't know. And I think maybe she just looked at the dollar and was like, I, I'm a New York Times bestselling author now. I want to try to do other things.

But that's where I'm like, don't let these comments, like these people. That girl that wrote that or that guy, they're, like, living their life. Like, they're like, I don't know. I think she should have gone on it. I said away. And, like, you know. When these things are going to end

and you don't get ass back again, and it's over, you know, and it's, I don't know. And it does keep the, you relevant. I mean, and that's what you are. You're a reality person. And she said the same thing. You know, Alex, before I started, I wanted to be an actress.

I was pursuing acting, and I was booking acting. I get that. But now you're a, it's like, now you're a personality. And no one's going to really see you. I think it's a very hard thing for people to see you acting in a role. They need to really put her on Dancing with the Stars and just put it to bed. I mean, we all want to see it.

Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Do you think that she will? Do you think that voter off first? Just be awful. I bet she is on next season. Yeah. And then I think she goes back on Valley the following year.

Okay. That's my prediction But, I mean, they have these houses together Next door to each other In Palm Springs And people are like, that's That's gonna be so weird And I'm like, not really

Now if they're dead at the same time If they're not, they don't have to see each other They don't have to see each other I mean like yeah And but and the little girls Hopefully can still play and whatever But it's, so that's the whole story there And I just feel like

It's a real ashamed that like it got to this place like pick up the phone I know it's just silliness I hate these grudges and these fights and stuff like I just pick up the phone right under the bridge just move on from that

I was praising Teresa for cleaning toilets she had to clean toilets on special special but she finally just said fuck it and she left she too just like Britney was like hiking up a hill carrying something heavy

and you know these people are yelling and I'm like listen she's fit but she's 55 like it's hard like it's hard physical work if you knew you were going on that show you get yourself into a gym you get yourself a trainer

I know but at a certain point though it's like I need to know because I know they all get like a chunk of money and then I don't know if you get more money each day you stay you should yeah you probably do so there's a motivation

and then you should probably get a big chunk if you win it yeah I would think but and then they're had Gia talking to the Special Forces guy. I saw that. And that was really, that is still one of the greatest moments is when she comes home

from prison and the girls come running. Like, Gia is, like, it was interesting to see Gia recognize, like, my mom went to prison when I was 13. It's crazy. And she, they're such that older, like the whole thing of being the girl in

Italian family and being the oldest girl in the Italian family that, like, I hear from like Italian, you know, Americans all the time, like, they had to, like, make their brother's bed and stuff. Like, do all these things where it's just like, like, you are just going to be their maid, which is what I think is like, Teresa, that's the real brief. Teresa's probably still pissed that she had to make Joe Gorga's bed, like, when they were little. And she's like, I don't care that you're on the show because I'm going to fucking make up your bed when you were 10 and I was 12. Make her own bed.

And then they said, so, yeah, so she had to like obviously take care of. the kids and stuff. And then, I mean, little Gia, a little girl. Who's that? Is that Teresa or Gia? No, that's Teresa. Okay. And then she said, a source says that Teresa is genuine in her desire to make amends with Joe and Melissa at Gorga and says she isn't

desperate to stay. Well, the only reason that you'd make up with them is to all be back on TV. Yeah, but I heard this as well. Didn't Melissa say, no, that's not true. There's no, but no, we don't want to do that, like, whatever it is. Is she, heard she's getting a spin-off, Teresa is

like she's going to be paired up with new people, no? I just don't think, I just don't see how you could ever trust each other at this point that they're truly happy for you. Yeah. And you would know that if something bad

happened, that the other sibling would be dancing for joy. Yeah. And I think you just can't deny, like there's no way that's that's going to change. So it's like, if you want to do it, you just be like, hey let's just start from scratch and make some cheddar and do this stupid show again she just can't like she just can't see what she does wrong like she just can't take responsibility

for you know what I mean it's like it's one of yeah yeah it's always that um anyway I don't know what's going on with Chrissy yeah Chrissy Balls is so funny and she's on TikTok and she's like what is going on with David Beckham's face saw this I think he just got a lot of filler Yeah. Because it like changed the shape of his eyes. And that's the thing. Yeah, Botox on your eyes can make your whole face look different. Today was this week was Paris Week.

And Heidi Klum went with the sheer naked look. I mean, can we, that is out, right? Yeah. Like, are we done with the baiting suit under. I don't want to see like this. Like, look at that. I don't want to see that. Like, you are a supermodel.

You're gorgeous. Like, and it's such an unoriginal look. Yeah. Like, to wear. I hate it when housewives do it Where they wear the bikini underneath And like And then

And then I can't And then Megan Markle went And she would just wore all white And I still keep saying Like I just There's going to be no more Netflix shows with her

So I guess I did not see it But I guess Prince William Just did an interview And someone wrote Like God You know You're right Heather

Like why Why did they let this get so out of hand because I just think they could have had it all. Yeah. They could have been the Royals. They could have also done some other fun things. Yeah. Because she's a California girl.

She could have been like, hey, I want to spend, just like, you know, a president goes to their ranch in Texas or whatever, like Bush did. I want to spend the summers in Santa Barbara. Yeah, yeah. And I want to do other things. And I, she could have had her own cooking show or she, like, cooked whatever American food or English food or whatever if that's really what she wanted to do

I mean I said when she first did I was like oh she'll have like an Oprah show in England like a talk show like a podcast talk show that didn't she tried it here that didn't work then she's like I'll just cook and make my dried flowers all the time yeah and then like she did another podcast

is that done now remember the CEO women she would have CEO women Oh that's done like they do seasons I'm like and it's like and then you listen to the end of the pot it's like 18 people worked on it I'm like, what? Why is there 18 people working on this thing?

This is like, sucks. Sound editing by so-and-so. Set direction by da-da-da-da. Executive producer, I'm like, oh, my God, you like talk to someone on Zoom that someone wrote you out questions. Like, what are you talking about? No, I don't know.

I mean, she is wearing all white. At least she's covered up. And she gets me to go to Paris. I mean, she's not wearing a sheer outfit. I least she's covered up. And I just feel like, Anyway, Megan, I don't know what I'm going to do with you. Yeah.

Do you think the dried flowers is a hit? No, it's not. What happened to the jam? I didn't even, well, it was met in Ohio. It's not met in fucking her backyard in Montecito. Like, it was made in some factory. In Ohio or Ohio? Like in some in the Midwest.

No, the jam is not from fucking Santa Barbara, from like fruit bushes. No, it's not from the hedges. No, it's. Farms in the Midwest, they bottled it and jarred it or whatever. Yeah. I didn't even watch the seconds. I watched like one or two episodes. I could.

It's beyond. It's just so bad and terrible. And then like Chrissy Teigen is on it as well. And she's even annoyed with her. Like it's just, do you know what I mean? It's just like, and it's just so uncomfortable to watch. And it's like, I feel like they're all terrified of her. Wait, whatever happened with Chrissy Teagan?

Did she just like, I know I stopped following her or we blocked each other, Whatever. But like, did she just stop with, like, making her pots and pants and stuff? Yeah, she did it. She had a really good run. She had, like, three cookbooks out, I think. And was it all because Courtney Stodden reminded the world that she said, go take a dirt nap? Oh, yeah. Didn't she? Oh, I don't know. She said something racist. Didn't she or something on Twitter? No, she was just always making fun of Courtney Stodden as a team bride. And then Courtney Stodden kept bringing it up and reminding everybody. Did she close them in the Orward? I think she did all that stuff.

like on Twitter and then she would write kind of weird things where people thought it was like child corn or whatever like trying to say like oh I you know I just watched toddlers and tiaras and I need to be

locked up or whatever like I still think that she again thought she was funny like Heather Dubrow and she was kind of like she was really obsessed with Chelsea and I think she was trying to do those kind of joke and I don't think

then they came back to 100 years later but I know someone's gonna write you're wrong she did this I don't know I just she was thirsty There was something There was one specific comment she said I think that kind of cancelled her

I can't remember what it was She was just really thirsty And people were just like She had a really like hot Like moment Like when she did like the Fab Life for a bit And then she was doing that one With you know

They're all dancing And the with Ice Tea or LL Cool J What was that? You know the show she was hosting this show. Oh, yes, with karaoke. Yes. It was like

you came on, you dressed up as the person. Remember, like, Ramona did it as like Britney Spears or something. That was crazy. But then, like, she had, like, the cookbooks. She had the great line of, and the stuff was really nice at Target. Like, it was actually really good shit. And now it's, like, gone. Well, I guess she can't drive

either because John Legend had to drop her off. And he just peeked her on the corner, like, hi. And then, and then they did their thing. And you know, she was like, you know, I made, I love Thai tea, Chrissy. So she made her a tie tea because Chrissy's tie. But the best is like, what I always find with that Megamarkal show,

it's like, you know, I have my best friend, like, such a Susie coming over. And it's like, you know, and then she sees them and it's like, oh my God, we haven't seen each other in years. I thought you guys were a best friend. Like, like, it just, like, whoever's editing it, like, is fucking. Yeah, like they don't know each other at all. At all. Yeah. It's like, that's a strange. you remember that girl in season one

and I talked about it It was like She came over She's like Oh my God You're so tall And it's like I thought you were her best friends

Like did you not see her before Like And then it's always like We're just gonna take something Out of the fridge And see what we can make of it I'm like And she's like

You know what I love like doing these Dips scarves And stuff with that Now Oh my God When she And then she's like

She started to do like Tie-dye To tie dye She's like I love doing this Now I haven't done this before So that's why I'm making you

Doing it with me Wait You just said go back and watch it like it's just like what I think the producers are terrified of they're not being like hey Megan you just said that you do this all the time

so we can't really say this the first time like we always do like girls dinner I can't imagine if somebody just came and like was like here Heather I made you a tie-dye scarf from my house and then I wrapped it in old burlap

for wrapping paper and I'd be like and then I also made you like a homemade loaf of sourdough bread I'm like when there's like a gorgeous French bakery down this like what are you doing? I know.

It's just not believable unfortunately it's not aspirational and people are just annoyed by her I just she's not and the thing about it is because me and my producer friend we would always talk about it like what is it like why is why am I not liking this like what because she's not talking to us

down the camera lens she's not talking to us and teaching us so we're disconnected from it and she seems like we're like a second gesture do you know what I mean she's talking to producers behind the recording do you think that she'll ever go back to acting or be on

well come first a legit acting role or like a real housewife type of show I mean there's still an interest that she'd have to move I think she could be an actress I think she was decent at doing that and I think she could have actually excelled in that well funny that you asked

because she just signed up for classes at the groundlings Christy Teagan Megan Markle and Heather Debrough Wait who was the other one that I said That we just were talking about Gina

Who else did I say? They're going to go on a comedy tour Oh Sheena Oh Sheena yeah Sheena Yeah. Oh, my God. No, but she, like, yeah, she, yeah, they all, they all are talented, but whatever.

Let's see. All right. I tell everybody, you have your own podcast. My own podcast. How can they listen? Don't let it do. It's on Spotify, Apple, whatever. I have lines of seasoning spices, chefstewart.com.

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