Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Taylor Swift, Elizabeth Holmes with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: November 22, 2022

Chris and I covered our three-city weekend tour and all that happened. Taylor Swift fans got screwed trying to buy tickets, so what now? Is Carrie Underwood the next Killer Sally? Is Elon Musk the mea...nest boss or the most efficient one? Elizabeth Holmes gets sentenced to 11 years for her one-drop fraud. On RHOP, Professor Wendy and Mia got into a physical fight. The RHSLC choir storyline is not seem to be keeping our interest. Christine on Sisterwives is officially gone, and where does that leave Robin? Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:29 Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have back from the final leg of the Juicy scoop live tour. I'm here with your favorite, Chris Franjola. I made it. What a weekend. What a week. I meanola. I made it. What a weekend. What a week, I mean, I feel like it was extra a lot.
Starting point is 00:00:49 Well, I mean, I remember booking everything. And I was like, wow, this weekend is gonna be tough because it's three cities. Right. And I hadn't really done that. And it's East Coast, which makes it extra tired for us. But I was like, but you know what, it'll be the end. And then we have Thanksgiving. So it started out, um, walk everyone through it. We met at
Starting point is 00:01:11 the airport in the afternoon. But the day before which made it perfect. So we landed in Boston that late Wednesday night. So I had the day. So we'd have to like run. So that's always so nice. Right. And the day I thought we could have a fun more fun. We only we just went to that one lunch. It was fun as I thought because I was still adding our Still like really preparing like the show so that it was very Topical and everything. And also it's cold out so we couldn't Like do like sit outside cute Boston.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Yes, I was very cold walking around. And then so the Wilbur Theater was great. I had a cute Allison Olivia dress on. I liked that outfit. We had a lot of fun there. And then we didn't do anything that night. We would back. We were so tired, right?
Starting point is 00:01:58 Yeah, great hotel. It's all the same for the world. We even stayed at the God. Yeah, the God free. Which we got a deal. I know. I'm sorry we posted about it. We're good. Then tell them Oh, we even stayed at the God. Yeah, the God free, which we got a deal. I know. We're good.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Then tell them again, because it was real nice. It was real nice. I walked in and they had my face on the two screens. And then she, whoever hooked it up, can I just stop you there? Because let's talk even, go back even before that. OK. Because this is a problem I know both you and I have had a lot and I think it
Starting point is 00:02:26 plays everybody in the world. The fastest check-in we've ever had in the history of any hotel. Yes, why can't more hotel- I don't know. It drives me insane every hotel I go to where they're like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- be- I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be-
Starting point is 00:03:06 I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be-
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Starting point is 00:03:22 I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be- I got a shit. Oh, you know, I'm trying to make it like Yes, so I walk into my room and it's a nice big room. My face is on the screens. Yes, they have a personalized bag that says Heather on it with like some of my favorite products. I a face mask. Yeah, a lip for your lip mask. Oh, I didn't get it favorite products. I, a face mask. Yeah. A lip for your lip mask.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Oh, I didn't get it. Oh. I got a little, I must have got the, he's her friend bag. Yeah. Because I got a little bag too. Okay. It was like a basket. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:58 And it had like some Cheetos and stuff in it. That's nice. Yeah, but it was great. Free snacks and a bottle of rumbower. So, but then I had this other room that were the conjoining room they gave me, complimentary. But I didn't want to leave that door open because I only had to keep her mind.
Starting point is 00:04:14 So then I locked it and then I never used it, but whatever. But they think we're all gonna sleep in the same room? I don't know, because I don't know. Some comedians do that, I I often say like at this age, if I had a point where I'm in bed and like I got in my opening act, is that a fold-out bed next to me? It didn't work out. You know what I mean? Yes, I got. No, so we woke up in the morning, had a pretty cute lunch.
Starting point is 00:04:45 And then we did the show, right? Boston, we talked about that. Did the Boston show, and then didn't party or anything that night. We were burnt out. Boston now. Boston. And then the next day, we went to the airport. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:00 And that's where we saw my greatest fan ever. I mean, it was, we talked about it a little bit during the lives. It's, or I mean, we'll break it down. Let's break it down. So we're going to the American Airlines lounge. I don't have American Airlines lounge access, but Heather's like, let me check what I have and see if I can get you guys in as guests with Annie and myself. And we walk into two of us and Annie doesn't have TSA pre-check.
Starting point is 00:05:26 She's not with us yet, but she's going to meet us. But she's going to get to come. Yeah, she got it. She got it in as well. So you go up and you say, oh, do you? She then woman goes, yes, you have two guests. This woman comes storming in. Now you guys know how these things work. Right. Doesn't go door that you have to go into before you get up to the lounge. I don't think the woman's even a lounge member. She just comes into the front It doesn't go. Right. The door that you have to go into before you get up to the lounge. I don't think the woman's even a lounge member. She just comes into the front part, which is a little bold right there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:52 I find. You know what I mean? Right. She's like, Heather McDonald, I'm like, yes, she goes, wow, being a comedian, I can tell it's a hard life. That's what she said. To both of us, she goes, God be any comed it's a hard life. That's what she said. To both of us, she goes, God, being a comedian is a hard life.
Starting point is 00:06:07 So right there, I was just like, you need to come in here to tell us that. But then I was like, okay, she's obviously juicy scooper, she's going to appreciate, like say, like you make my life, you make my Tuesday Thursday, whatever. And then she's like, but I'm smart. So I actually get your comedy. It was amazing.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Which is like always the thing when people would come to us after a show or they would be like, a dream meeting or something. And this did not happen this vacation, but in this trip, this tour. But in the past, when I've done like a club or whatever, and I think it's gone great. I had fun. I'm doing a meeting great.
Starting point is 00:06:41 And people are like, I got to apologize for my city. I don't know why no one was laughing. I'm like, wait, what? I thought they were laughing. I'm like, I had a really good time. They just were not getting it. I don't know if they don't know who you are. But I thought you were funny.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Yeah, I thought you were funny. Yes, that's what this woman says. So she says, I'm smart. I get you. So I get you. I'm like, okay, so I'm like, great, great. Now I'm like, OK, we only have about 30 minutes. I want to get some free food.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Right. Get going. I'm being nice. And she's like, and if you were wearing makeup, I'd ask you for a photo, but you're not. So I won't. I mean. And I'm like, and I had to send that.
Starting point is 00:07:22 You were so nice about it. Well, I can put on sunglasses if you want the photo. I don't even think she wanted it She didn't we like made her take the photo and then she's like I guess you can get it at two So I get it and she was not into that I think she just wanted to come and tell us Can be in the comedies or hard life and then she said the makeup thing was and then you you were like so busy Trying to get a say need it really and then we get at the elevator and I'm like, what a bitch that? Like essentially.
Starting point is 00:07:47 No, I know, that was nice. And you're like, no, it wasn't. And then you brought up the three password, the other comments in like a minute. And I thought that was so funny. You know, listen, if she isn't juicy, she's cute, but however I don't know that she is. No, she didn't.
Starting point is 00:07:59 She didn't mention the podcast, but if she's listening to this now, I still think you're nice and I still think you're a good person but That is what you said and sometimes as a comedian. That's how we interpret it. That's what you said Yeah, we interpret everything wrong. Yeah, just go ahead and assume that we're gonna interpret everything you say wrong And then just don't say it. I will say some of the people we met this weekend
Starting point is 00:08:22 So nice and we're like especially when someone's like on the verge of tears, or they say like, you got me through this hard time. I love hearing that, so I do love hearing all that. I mean, now that we, I guess the tour is over, this portion of it at least, they're very fun. I know, I was actually kind of, after we finished, because the second show DC was so fun, and we just had our groove in
Starting point is 00:08:50 it, like feeling... I'm weirdly relieved, but then kind of sad. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so then we go to, so then we're in Philly and we did go out with Bill Crane and I did post about it and I think that made everybody think, oh you're definitely going to be going out in DC then. Well, yeah, I know. Well, should we talk about, see they have a thing with Heather. Yeah, we got a feels list. And I, I mean God bless Heather. This is a lot for you. These shows are a lot, you have an outfit on, heels.
Starting point is 00:09:26 You know, heels, Philadelphia's got some, the streets of Philadelphia. Our potholes. There's a lot going on there. That, you know, whatever you guys are doing, whatever infrastructure problems you're having, there's your sidewalks are fucking crooked. There's a lot of homeless people screaming cold.
Starting point is 00:09:45 And we're in downtown. And I'm like, you know, I'm in California Valley, girl. So I can't take the cold. So, but after I did my meet and greet, I hooked up with Chris and Bill Crane, who is my number one fan. He's all of our number one fan. And I was like, well, we could get one drink.
Starting point is 00:10:02 And they're like, what's going to the Ritz Carlton? It's just down the street. Now, he was where I said, so, we can get one drink. And they're like, well, let's go to the Ritz Carlton. It's just down the street. Now, here's where I feel. I said, so we don't need a car. And he said, no, we don't. So now we start working. But I feel responsible because I think, now, when you say, yes, I'm coming, I'm like, oh shit.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Because I feel like I'm responsible for this. This master, we're about to meet. Because this one, I know, this is not gonna be easy. The people saying the rich call is close. Everybody says everything's close, but it's never close. You know what I mean? So from here on out, if we ever do, it's gotta be the bar across the street.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Or that's it. No, even us walking to, you and I walked to the, oh, we walked to the Kimmel Center from the hotel. Yeah. And I was, and you're like, come on, it's a three minute walk. And I'm like, you know what, in the heels, and I've got my bag with my iPad, I'm like, it, no, and I go, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:52 this is where I start to not feel special. Like I sold out every show, and I'm like, I don't care if it's a two minute, I just got to be in the car. And then we didn't know where it was. We start going to like this other Kimmel Center cross the street or something. And then these juicy scoopers, you know,
Starting point is 00:11:08 were like, oh, you know, hi. And so I'm taking photos with them. And I'm like, I just, can I, Annie's running out and trying to find this? Okay, so then, so we're trying to find the Ritz Carlton. And we are going so many blocks. So many blocks, so many blocks. And then, and then he's like so apologetic.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Well, we're going, let me just say this. You guys all know what a Ritz Carlton is. We all know the Ritz Carlton in our cities. You'll know the area the Ritz Carlton is in. We all know. We were walking down streetway. The Ritz Carlton doesn't pop up next to the boost mobile. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:11:43 So I keep telling him, I'm like, I don't know, this doesn't look like an area where the Ritz Carlton's going to be and he's just like I was like just down here into the left. It's just down here into the left And we just kept going going on finally. I'm like all right We got again to a cab and we got into a cab and he's like you guys don't want me to come with you I'm like just come anyway. We ended up at the sofa tell we didn't even go to the Ritz Carlton Yeah, I just took us to a, we mentioned two hotels. And then, so then Bill Crane is like, you know, trying to save the day. And he goes right to the bar and he's like, excuse me. Do you have run-bower
Starting point is 00:12:16 Shardonnay? And the woman, the bartender was like, hated us. hated us. And she's like, no, we don't. And we're like oh what kind of shard Nate do you have? Not that. I was like all right like yeah she did not like whatever give me whatever you have. So anyway we eventually get home we say goodbye to Bill Crane. Well before the bartender that was the first thing she's screaming. And then there was I Was just like I went to lean on the bar and I was too reserved science I know that's a reserve science on a bar, but they were like reserve science on like a stool Yeah, I wasn't sitting in the stool. I've just lean on the bar
Starting point is 00:12:54 She says excuse me sir. Those are reserved and some woman sitting at the bar knew who I wasn't she jokingly goes Oh, he's Chris French all that he's a superstar something and we're gonna say I don't care those people want me dinner Yeah, oh my god, I walked back over to you. I'm like I don't know what this bartender's problem is but I'm fuck I gotta get out of here Like I didn't even know that part of the story I just thought she was mad about it someone asking for rum No, like screamed at me too. So I was just like I hate this woman. I hate this place I just want to go back to my hotel. I know.
Starting point is 00:13:27 So you're back in the hotel. Oh, and that hotel was nice, but the very, very tiny rooms, very tiny rooms. Yeah. So the next day, we were smart enough to accept the ride from Juicy Scooper Alex. The greatest. The greatest situation, because we thought we were going to either have to fly, which we were in a huge pain in the ass, to accept the ride from juicy scooper Alex the greatest the greatest
Starting point is 00:13:45 situation because we thought we were going to either have to fly which were in a huge pain the ass or take the train and everyone's like the traffic so bad the traffic system and she take the train I'm like I'm going to take this girl now originally I was a not down for having a listener drive us but she sent you a video yeah well yeah all the right things yes she had written me on Instagram yeah she said listen I I'm going there anyway I'm coming to the Philly show and then I have to go to DC for a friends giving so I'm driving down I she she had heard us talk about issues on the
Starting point is 00:14:20 podcast yeah she said if you want to get in the car no problem she seemed normal and that she said the video yeah of her if you want to get in the car, no problem. She seemed normal. And then she said the video of her like, I'm gonna clean out the car. I have two car seats, they won't be. I know, I'm gonna bring the car seats right now. And then she said the greatest thing. We can talk if you want, or we can be silent if you want. You know, I'm not gonna, we don't have to sit there
Starting point is 00:14:40 and talk about Lisa Ren if it's two and a half hours. Right. And then I was like, okay, that's good. So I sent it to you. You're like, we're in. Yeah, I said, she sent me the right things. She's married, she's cute, she's a mom, she's a nurse.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Yeah. She did bring up the TikTok thing. Oh, that's what I got shit for, the TikTok thing. Now, I brought up Chris. The TikTok dance is during COVID. I said, I think it's kind of, I go just remember like first season COVID when the people would do all the TikTok dance.
Starting point is 00:15:11 It would be very intricate dances. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. With that like cowbell sound. And they'd be like wearing their mask and in their scrubs. And it was like very intricate, like 18 people, full minute. And all I was like very intricate, like 18 people full minute and all I was saying about it and if you interpreted me wrong, what I was saying was kind of like obviously they weren't that busy to have been able to do these dances.
Starting point is 00:15:39 I wasn't saying they were neglecting patients to do the dances. You know what I was saying? You know we were so scared and everything. And I was like, so. It's hard to hear that people not be able to breathe behind you with a gong-and-stile flame. Yeah. So, you know, and I was like, oh my God,
Starting point is 00:15:58 the attacks that I got from some really angry nurses, like, you have no, but they weren't saying we didn't do it They were defending why they were doing them because they were right. They were all doing them And they were like Heather you have no idea like how depressing it was how sad it was like we were stuck there It was awful like if we wanted to just do a little dance routine like why you make such a bitch about it I'm like oh my god reminded me of remember when Joy Bayhard got in so much trouble with, what was the other girl that was on the show?
Starting point is 00:16:31 Oh, got a cute one. No, no. She's Brunette and she's on serious radio. Oh, I don't know. Michelle Collins. Oh, Michelle Collins. Yeah. And the two of them talked about Miss America or Miss, yes, I think it was Miss, Miss USA
Starting point is 00:16:50 came out or Miss America because I had to do a talent and this girl came out in her scrubs and she was nurse and she had a stethoscope on and then she like did a monologue about being a nurse or something. Yeah. And they were kind of like, well, if you're a nurse why are you wearing a stethoscope, which they were wrong because like, well, if you're nervous why you wearing a spesoscope, which they were wrong, because nurses do wear that. They got, I mean, they lost all these sponsors.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Whoa. The nurses that were watching them, like at the hospital, went hardcore. I think it's one of the reasons that my opinion Michelle Collins was an ass back. Joy Behar, they both had to like, profusely apologize. So when I started to get a little shit about,
Starting point is 00:17:25 I'm like holy fuck nurses, like I love a nurse. I think it's the greatest profession. A nurse practitioner, to my opinion, can do 99% of what a doctor can do. Like I was just like, oh my God, but anyway, so she said, Alex said that, so she starts talking about, I go, all right, I don't care, but did you also do the dances?
Starting point is 00:17:44 And she said yes, I did. No, but did you also do the dances? And she said, yes, I did. No, she said she missed like a day. She wanted to do them, but she was, yeah, remember she was pregnant, that's right. She was pregnant, and she didn't get to do them. She was upset. Oh, okay, but she said the reason they were doing it at that time, their hospitals weren't full.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Yeah. But they were all there full time. Waiting for the influx, and that's where they started doing the dancer teams. Yeah. So, I mean, also for all the people who attack Heather and myself all the time, you have to understand that we're doing, we're trying to be funny or at least try, you know, for three out, it's a lot of material. So sometimes, you're like, hey, the dance is, isn't that funny?
Starting point is 00:18:26 Right, it doesn't mean we hate nurses. And it sometimes we're gonna say something and you're gonna think as you're driving, well, I don't agree with that opinion, which is completely fried. I know. It doesn't mean like, you have to stop listening to me, tell me how long you've listened to me
Starting point is 00:18:44 and that you've liked every single episode until this day, and now it's changed forever. It is okay. Yeah. Anyway, so we had some snacks. Oh, because I got the peanut butter from the peanut butter lady. Oh, that's right, the peanut butter,
Starting point is 00:18:58 oh, it's probably so happy to hear you make your heart. The lady, I don't know who you are. You give us two kinds of peanut butter, and I brought the peanut butter and some pretzels for the drive over. Well, I'm not, I'm not gonna make myself out to be a saint here, but I want you to know that the things I deflect from you, I get so many messages during my weekends
Starting point is 00:19:17 with you about people who have made things for you. Some crap. God stop it. You know, I did it in a sweater in a show, oh Jesus. So, how do we get this to her? That last me. The peanut butter. Yeah, so the peanut butter later had come to me
Starting point is 00:19:35 and said, how do I get this to her? Anyway, somehow she got it to you. It was delicious. Yeah. There's a chocolate peanut butter, which I didn't open yet. I just had the regular peanut butter. And I was eating just that with some pretzels
Starting point is 00:19:47 There and we did talk the whole time because I can't not talk well the peanut butter lady is a mom too And that's her peanut butter company, so we don't know it right now But if you want to put it on Heather's GC school page. Yeah, we'd be happy to get you business to your peanut butter company Yes, and so it's green though. It was a little bit green, but it tasted delicious. I don't know why it's a little bit green. Now, why were you said you were up in your hotel or eating the peanut butter
Starting point is 00:20:11 because something had happened? I didn't know because I went down for the free breakfast. Yeah. And, and there was a marathon. Oh, that's right. And these people were like, it was so crowded. And I'm not someone that gets claustrophobic,
Starting point is 00:20:24 like I was never a COVID, scaredy cat. I was never like weird about people getting too close to me. But it was so crowded in that breakfast joint. And I took all this stuff. I took like a banana, and I had to go up to my room. And then I was just like, I didn't want any of it. I just wanted the peanut butter. Oh, I took an English muffin, so I had the peanut butter.
Starting point is 00:20:44 So then I took the peanut butter on the ride there. But we did talk, and there wasn't much traffic at all. And what we realized is that every city we go to, people are like, oh, the traffic, Nashville. And love to give you the banning. Oh, the traffic in Dallas. Yeah. And I'm like, nothing compares to anything.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Nothing close. It's not even close. I'm like, it's moving. Yeah. Like, what do you mean? It's moving. Like, there is no. So, I didn't think it took that long. And, um. This is another thing you need to tell every city.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Yeah. No matter how bad your traffic is, you have to realize it is not even close to what we deal with here. Right. So, shut up. Yeah, you don't have to tell us we're good. Yeah, you don't need to complain. Like, you know, and so we had a good time. We did talk some juicy scoop.
Starting point is 00:21:27 We started to listen to a little bit of Megan Merkel's podcast. Hestop. Just so I could work on the voice, which she's in my topic, so we'll maybe we'll get to it later. It's tough. It's so boring. And then- It's very audio bookie. She just like, if she's writing somebody scripted it out for her, she just reads it. She's like, well, today we're going to talk about words, words that can be loving, words
Starting point is 00:21:49 that can be humorous, words that can be mean two different things, but may be same at the same time, truthful. I don't know. I just know that I don't want it. I mean, exactly like it. Yeah, as a woman, there's words that I've been labeled at that are not fair. And I'm going to discuss that today. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:10 It is so boring. It sounds like that sketch that Alec Baldwin used to do. The sweaty, those sweaters, two ladies. Oh, those girls started that. Okay, that began at Groundlings. Was that Anna Gashtire? Anna Gasdire? Anna Gasdire, but Anna actually came up with that with this other girl at the Groundlings, but only Anna made it to SNL.
Starting point is 00:22:33 But they did it based on a real radio show that they listened to on PBS. That was so boring. Right. And so they created those two characters that were like, oh, this is great. We're going to talk about doing some really fun festive meals and some treats for the holidays. They were told we like that. That's what made the Michael Stinks sounds like.
Starting point is 00:22:56 It's so boring. Okay. But I got there. Love you. Thank you. Right. Right to the hotel. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:04 So now we get to this hotel in the DC hotel. And I'm pretty excited when I get up to the room because it's a much larger room than the Philly room. So I'm like cool, fine. But I'm very hungry. Yeah. And they had sandwiches and stuff downstairs. But I was in this DC magazine and they said, we wanna offer you this a free meal tonight.
Starting point is 00:23:26 And I'm like, it's gotta be at five because I'm not gonna meet and greet at six. But the food looked so fucking good. It was. I'm like, I'm gonna starve myself. Because I'm gonna eat all this food. But you were like, I'll just see you at the theater. I don't care about the food.
Starting point is 00:23:39 And I'm like, all right. And Annie's already at the theater. So I'm like, I've got to leave here by 4.45, get to the restaurant and get my food and then bring it to you guys, because they said they couldn't do it to go or something. So I'm like, can I pick it up and they're like, no. So I'm like, well, I'll just order a bunch of food
Starting point is 00:23:56 and then ask to take it home. I don't know. So I was like, I have to get this food to you. But the air in my room had this wall unit, and this is how loud it is. I couldn't believe this. This is how loud it is. I was dying.
Starting point is 00:24:11 So I call downstairs, and I'm like, can you please send someone up? And I play it for the girl on the phone. And she's like, yeah you please send someone up? And I play it for the girl on the phone. And she's like, yeah, we'll send an engineer out. Well, now it's like four o'clock now. I'm like sweating. It's so hot. I try to open a door, a window. I'm dying.
Starting point is 00:24:35 I'm like, let me just, I just, now I'm super cranky, because I'm hungry, and I'm sweating, and I'm trying to get everything ready. My shit's everywhere. And I get into the elevator. And this is your fear always, you can't be cranky in your position because then somebody puts it in.
Starting point is 00:24:51 But I get in the elevator and two juicy scoopers pop in. And they're so excited. Oh my god. And off the bat, I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm like, look at my room and I played it for them. I go, do you have this going on in your room? They're like, no, I'm just so frustrated, I'm so hot. I'm totally being in James Corden right now.
Starting point is 00:25:09 And I felt really bad. I didn't offer them a photo or anything. And they're so nice. And I go down to the guy and I go, hi, this is my room. He's like, nobody told me about it. I go, whatever, I go, I got to go do two sold out shows at the Kennedy Center and a meet and greet before. But I am not going to stay here. I won't be charged for group before. I'm like, but I am not gonna stay here.
Starting point is 00:25:25 I won't be charged for it, but I'm like, he's never gonna know or care. So I get in the car and, oh this was, yeah. I get in the car so that we go, so I go to and eat my face off at this place and enjoy the show. I'll say this though because of your recent TikToks about people knocking on your hotel room door.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Now they're probably terrified to send in one of the hotel rooms. Wait, you're so right. The previous weekend people were trying to break in. Yeah. Oh, but that happened there too. This guy. You told me, yeah, I'm sorry. First this guy knocked real quick and I'm like, no, and he's like, oh, sorry, I thought it was empty. That happened already. And at that same thing, that's probably the guy who was that affixed the air conditioning. Maybe, maybe he knew that it was fucked up. Yeah. Anyway, they never came back because they probably looked me up and saw my TikTok and it's like this girl is going to blame. Yeah, it's like traffic.
Starting point is 00:26:09 I'm like, the poor electrician is like, you're like, Ray Biss, you think, no, I just want to fix the air conditioner. Yeah, like so. So we go to our shows and I get this food for you, chicken parm and the spice, so I take it to you guys. I do my meat and grate and Megan McCain came. The sweetest. So nice.
Starting point is 00:26:30 And with her friend, and so we got a photo with her, and I was so excited. And so then that's it. We had a great time. We did the second show. Great time. We not go out. So fun.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Annie's friends, throughout this tour, Annie has friends or relative in every single city every city is on planes too like my friend works for a satellite yeah my friends the flight attendants friends coming to the show yeah every time at the end of the meet and greet there'll be like two other girls and she's like these are my sorority sisters or this is my actual sister or this is my grandma or I want you to meet my parents. The grandma, the grandma came down to, what city was that? That was Seattle, Portland, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:10 I was sitting in the lobby of the hotel and there's crazy old woman sitting next to me and I was like, hey I didn't know it was a grandma. Yeah. I was like, who's this crazy old brother? No, I know she was there. Of course, I was not even old. She was great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:21 But I didn't know who she was. She just just sat on such chatting and 10 minutes in, she finally great, but I didn't know who she was. She just just sounds like chatting. And 10 minutes in, she finally tells me she's Annie. I was like, oh, I also got it now. I said, I wish you would have said that right up front. Yeah, so then Annie's grandmother drove us at home back to the hotel after that show and brought us into our room and gave us glasses of wine.
Starting point is 00:27:40 These friends from college, they drove us from the Kennedy Center back to the hotel. And then Annie came in, we packed up my stuff, These friends from college, they drove us from the Kennedy Center back to the hotel. And then Annie came in, we packed up my stuff, and then we got another Uber to then take me to the Watergate, because I'm like, I'm not staying here. I know, I mean- Because Annie came in the room, how hot was it, Annie? It was hot. It was like 90 degrees. Yeah. Of course, they've charged me. So now I'm going to have to fight with them about that, because it's like the principle of the thing. I don't even want to deal with that
Starting point is 00:28:06 So you said Peter in to take care of that right? Yeah, I don't know if I want to deal with that either anyway, it was Then I went with my cute friend Gina my sorority sister. We had a very delicious lunch Yeah, and I watched sideways on the plane sideways the old side with like the old sideways It's the best movie ever, you guys. If you have not seen the movie sideways- It was just up there. Because I was thinking, like Annie,
Starting point is 00:28:30 people Annie's age have not seen it. No. And it's so, it's like what made me fall in love with like smaller independent films. Yeah. It was, it's the funniest, such a good movie if you've not seen it. Yeah, it's a great, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:43 It's good on a little, a little. And I first started watching reality bites. Oh, that one in a Yeah, it's a great, yeah, it's good on a level. And I first started watching Reality Bites. Oh, that one in a whole is up anymore. It didn't, I have, like a third in, I'm like, I'm not really into it, but it was a known a writer and Ethan Hawk and Ben Stiller. And Jean-Garafala. Yes, but it was kind of crazy to see,
Starting point is 00:29:00 because it was like my age, right? And the way they were like just just starting to do reality TV. And to the girls trying to like get a reality TV show. And. Yeah, that was definitely a moment in time, reality bites. I don't think that would, but sideways, I don't think like, yeah, I don't think anyone enjoyed reality bites.
Starting point is 00:29:19 I think that would feel very like old. But sideways, I was just in Los Alivos where it kind of happened. I know that's what I was thinking about it. And it makes you want to go. Oh, you have. Yeah. I mean, it is Heather McDonald.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Every woman is like, I was walking down and treating people like, friend, girl, love, angel, like it's all juicy. It's like juicy scoop central. Okay, so listen, juicy scubers. That is a place I would like to do a show. I would do a live juicy scoop there, make a cute weekend out of it.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Somewhere in that Santa Barbara, how do you say it? Los Alivos. Any situation like that, let me know what you guys are thinking. Let's talk about some topics. The Taylor Swift, if we thought we'd get an angry fan, well, she is going on tour, hasn't been on tour since 2018. Has already a huge hit album. Well, she is going on tour, hasn't been on tour since 2018. Has already a pu-chit album. And the way it worked with Tick-T-Master,
Starting point is 00:30:11 if you were like a proven fan or something, then you'd wait in this queue on the computer to buy your ticket, but a lot of people didn't get them. And then those people, like this one girl, said, I don't care, then she went to the stub hub and spent $5,500 and some of the stub hub tickets went up to $20,000. Yes, that's all right. $30,000.
Starting point is 00:30:33 A ticket. Now Taylor had set the prices for $49 to $400. She had set that. But I don't really understand how ticket master fucked up or screwed up. She's done a long post apologizing. My fans mean the most to me. I don't know how these then they were supposed to have general admission tickets and ticket masters like we're not doing it at all.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Now ticket masters being investigated by like yeah by like the authorities. I'm super confused. But the point is she's very, very popular. Her tickets went slightly faster than my electricity scoop. Well, this had happened right before the tell swifting with Bruce Bringsty. Same thing happened. Bruce Bringsty announced a tour and same deal happened. Everybody went to buy the tickets and they went and take a master, got in trouble for that
Starting point is 00:31:21 one. So take a man, I think at this point, somebody needs to do what Uber's and Lyft's did to like taxis to ticket them to. There needs to be somebody else to ticket you. Yeah, there's not enough competition. The ticketing system is a nightmare and somebody else needs to come in and make it a simpler whether it be, I don't know, whoever's in charge of this kind of stuff, make it simpler.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Cause that's what happened. This fees and it's just weird. Well, you know, maybe Kayla's will start her own thing. That's, I don't know why nobody has, like there's all these Metallica and Pearl Jam. There's been many, a lot of people have fought this and have been forever. Right, cause then there's like many, a lot of people have fought this and have been forever. Right, because then there's like that,
Starting point is 00:32:06 always that extra fee and everything. And they're like, hey, like this is the price. Right. And very interesting, yeah, I don't know. You know what kind of reminds you of like, when Louis CK was the first to be like, I'm gonna fill my own special. Right.
Starting point is 00:32:21 And everyone can watch it for $5. He was like the first one to kind of do that. Right, and it's actually $5. This is not $5 and 10,000 other little add-ons. You're right, yeah. So I don't know. But the other thing which I find weird that everyone, I never, I have one of us tell Swift,
Starting point is 00:32:38 but I feel like she has been towards the 2018, I'm like, yeah, that's two years. Like, that's not that long. I know, but it's cool. But that's two years. Like, that's not that long. I know, but it's also there is COVID. Yeah, that's a tour. And then three of those, three of those years were COVID. So yeah, that's not that weird. I know, people like freaking out,
Starting point is 00:32:54 like she hasn't been on tour ever. I'm like, yeah, she just did it. Because I remember she was supposed to open here. Yeah, our new football stadium. And it was COVID. So she had to kind of cancel that tour. So it's not like it's been that long. She's been on tour.
Starting point is 00:33:08 All I want to say is you and I just complain about when we get some people that are sad or my meet and greets are sold out and I have to hear the sad crying stories, which is why I always say you guys, this is the day. It's going on sale. But can you imagine what her weekend was like? Oh my god. I didn't I'm not trying to gouge anybody like that wasn't my intention. And then and then people were saying no, some people were mad at her because they said there's something
Starting point is 00:33:35 that she could have done to opt out of the gouging price. I don't understand. I don't understand I heard what I see. I don't know all the details either But what I had heard was people met that she wasn't saying anything. She wasn't making any any statement right? Yeah, and then she eventually did but that's the same thing happened to Bruce Springsteen and Bruce Springsteen just came out You know her statement was actually really good Bruce Bruce is like I'm old. I don't know what this stuff is Well Annie got tickets. I know.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Well, Annie's got friends everywhere. She probably knows tell us with guitar play. She has five friends waiting in five different shoes all over the city. And whoever, yeah, whoever got their first. She got in trouble to like Dallas or something, right? Yeah. Good for you.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Can't wait to hear about it. This was just a photo of Machine Gun Kelly's weird outfit. This was the American Music Awards and he, it's like, it looks like you had one of those dolls where you put the little pins in it. Pin cushion. Yeah, who cares. Did you see Kerry Underwood's outfit though? Where at? What is this American music awards? I don't know why I don't have it here. I thought I did. She look, I mean, she has great legs. She has great legs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:50 But in this one photo that you wore last night, I feel like she's getting a little too muscular. Oh, really? Yeah. And again, we're just talking about it. Like, I always thought she had the greatest legs and now I feel like they're a little too, almost like she looks like one of those people
Starting point is 00:35:06 that would go and like pose. Yeah, like what, yeah, that's just weight leftist who pose. Which nothing wrong with that, it's just like very muscular. Oh, but that looks, that's a, yeah. That's a great leg, but I'm saying she's very, it's more muscular than I remember seeing in the past.
Starting point is 00:35:24 I think she's flexing that, but yeah, that's more muscular than I remember seeing in the past. I think she's flexing that but yeah That's a muscular a look at the but look at her arms is like I think she's very into weightlifting, which is fine Yeah, she looks good There's a crazy documentary. Do you see killer Sally or something? I did I tell you I ran at the sour clota in the airport yesterday. Yes What is that to do with killer? I'm gonna tell you, I ran at the Sourcola in the airport yesterday. Yes. I don't know if it's true. Wait, what does that have to do with Killer Sally? Because she told me, she goes, God, are you watching Killer Sally?
Starting point is 00:35:49 That was the first thing she said to me. So Killer Sally is on Netflix and this happened like 30 years ago or 20, 25 years ago. And this woman was in the military and she fell in love with this guy who was also in the military. And they both got into doing the contest where you flex all your muscles and she like a bodybuilding kind of body but but it's more there's bodybuilding where you lift the weight and no this is just the flex mr. All-American or whatever yeah yeah where you do that thing yeah and so she started doing it he started doing it.
Starting point is 00:36:25 He started doing it and the kids are there and she did end up killing him. So she's still in prison. Right. And they're going through it about like what happened? Was she defending herself or did she kill him on purpose? And her two kids, which were her stepkids, They tell their story of how the parents started doing steroids and in order for her to supplement, cause it costs so much to feed the husband, you need to eat so much food and everything. So that she started a side business like way before only fans or web camming, where she would put like ads in the paper
Starting point is 00:37:04 if a guy wanted to be wrestled by her. Oh. Because for some guys, that's a real turn on to have a girl that has big, strong thighs like that. Like two more rounds? Like their head will get between their thighs. In the wrestling, that's the... Can I just squeeze it?
Starting point is 00:37:23 They just squeeze it. They like to be wrestled. and then this other guy goes all film you wrestling these guys and Then people will also be able to buy the videotape so you'll make money on the private sessions as well as guys that are willing to be filmed Wow, and they're all like VHS VHS tapes. Yeah, and so the guy would be like copying them off and she'd be selling them All to support this husband who You know didn't do that well in them in the thing so he was like obsessed that he wasn't doing that well Yeah, but then he was taking steroids and he cost so much that you know had to eat whatever 20 pounds of protein a day
Starting point is 00:38:06 Right, right. And, but I haven't finished watching it, but that's, she has those kind of thighs. Oh my God, yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, I don't know when, Remember when her face got destroyed? Cause she, like she said,
Starting point is 00:38:18 and you were like, did you, what did she do, fallen a pillow? Cause remember she, did the, she exposed the face on, or like, Well, of course she was like, I'm gonna come on, first she was like, I'm gonna come out. And then she's like, I'm not ready for the world to see me because I'm still recovering from my horrific fall. And then it's literally like the tiniest little scratch
Starting point is 00:38:35 that can be cut up covered by makeup is the scar in her face. And we thought it was gonna be like when the Joker revealed to her face for the first time. Oh my God, but it was sick. Oh, she's still exactly the same person she was before the wall. Yeah, but I don't understand. Is this American music or is this this? That was like last night.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Like these are more shows just keep coming. Remember when we were at Chelsea lately and we'd have like watch it at home and then come in and write like a thousand jokes on it. And I'm so nice to know that I don't have to watch it. I remember. I remember when they used to announce the cast of Dancing with the Stars. Whatever, six months, every six months, I used to, and Kirkman used to turn to me and go, you and tell her that the fucking day announced the new cast of Dancing with the Stars,
Starting point is 00:39:18 I will kill you. And I was, I'm not going to say it. And then, you know, we get to the point where there's nothing else. Like, there's the dancing with the starts. And then, I'm gonna say, that's right, 10 jokes about this person. This person. This person. This person. Yeah. Yes, but, oh, Kelly Rowland, I guess, was announcing that Chris Brown won an award, but she
Starting point is 00:39:42 was accepting the award for him. But just hearing his name being that people still remember when he beat up Rihanna. She had to be like, well, stop, you know, stop doing. I'm accepting this award on this behalf. No, well, I think that that might not be what happened. I don't know if you've heard. There was supposed to be a performance at that they canceled last minute
Starting point is 00:40:06 that's probably people who were booing there was supposed to be an American music was performance with Chris Brown doing a tribute to Michael Jackson and let it do the exactly so last minute American music awards canceled the performance that everyone was wondering why so I think that's why they were booing people mad that they canceled his performance, his tribute to Michael Jackson. Oh, you know who would love that, that Kathy Hilton, she always likes Michael Jackson music.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Well, it is funny to me that, yeah, people were asking, like, why did they cancel up? Well, first of all, how did that performance even get on the bail? I know. Wait, get off Chris Brown, do Michael Jackson. Like, just let's on that. Like, we're gonna have an abuser, then do a,
Starting point is 00:40:51 as someone who's accused and been on trial for being a pedophile. Yeah. I know, let's just do something else. Can we do something else? So I guess that's why someone's like, someone's like, yeah, and someone's like, oh my God, I need a chance to, like who's in charge that literally like an hour before someone's like, wait you make life easy? So that's why it all happened. So that's why it all happened. I mean, a chance to, like, who is in charge that literally like an hour before someone's like,
Starting point is 00:41:06 wait a minute, like, no one, I always think that there's all these people. Yeah. And all these decisions being made and nobody brought up that this might be a problematic situation. Could you imagine, like, we've been in television, you know how many eyes it has to go through.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Right. Then nobody's like, you think that we should do this? Does 1,000 other tributes we could do to other people and have other people sing them? Yeah. Like, you know, generally Lewis just died. Well, he married his cousin, wouldn't you? So, if you don't want, maybe they're in it.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Fuck it. Maybe there isn't. OK. The other one that I found weird, I don't know if you talked about it on this, which is, which also reminded me these things that, how many channels these things have to go through. Yeah. Did you see that weird question on Jeopardy?
Starting point is 00:41:53 Oh, about Gabby. Yeah. About Gabby of Pepito. So yeah, the question was about Alligators. The answer was Alligator. But it was like this, Brian Laundry. Yeah, this yeah took his last breath or something in a swamp surrounded by these yes, and it was like what an alligator
Starting point is 00:42:12 So everyone was like what that's the way you got to alligator right is to bring up a very recent murder and If suicide yeah, it can make suicide I'm so weird like it, it's your thing. Yeah, she got, they got a lot of shit for that. I know, she probably just kind of like not like that at all, but it was a very strange way to get there. I'm like, who missed that one? And also, it's like as the host,
Starting point is 00:42:35 because it's the, what's her name? My name? Yeah, mine be Alla. Yeah, she's the host. I mean, you know, she probably, she's probably doing so many a day. She probably hasn't breed them all. I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:42:46 I just try to like, okay, we're good. And that was a celebrity one too. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, just another way to get to alligator. Yeah. What is the animal that you say when you're going to see them later? Alligator. See you later, alligator.
Starting point is 00:43:02 That's a much easier one. This animal often gets mixed up with another similar animal named a crocodile. Yeah, I still don't know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile and you know what I don't I don't need. Oh you know 25 people are gonna. I don't need someone to explain it.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Yeah, I'm gonna just I think they're the exact same things. Yeah, they're very similar. I know they come from different places of the earth or something or one looks a little different than the other one is a dundee dundee crocodile like Australia's crocodile dundee. So crocodiles are not in America. Alligator. No, I don't know. I don't know. But alligators are on their downflard. I know there's more to it than that, but we sound, you know, don't we don't need to know.
Starting point is 00:43:45 We don't, I don't want to. I really don't need to know. Yeah. Okay, so the Elon Musk at Twitter. So the way I'm understanding what's going on is he said, you got to commit to working like some, not, not just, okay, people went from working four hours a week because I saw a TikTok that's going around where this person's like, here's a day in a life of being a tech person that works for Twitter
Starting point is 00:44:13 and this perfect, easiest life. And this is where I get my coffee and this is where I get my free food. And now I'm gonna play a little ping pong. And I only come in one day a week for an hour and then, ooh, I can get free red wine. And it's like, well, maybe this is, maybe you shouldn't have done this,
Starting point is 00:44:31 because maybe this made Elon aware of how many people are not working, and other people bragging that they only work four hours a week doing this. So he's like, everyone has to come in, no more working from home. You can either change the way you're working and show up, or you'll get three months of severance pay. You decide. So a lot of people were like, I'm out.
Starting point is 00:44:54 I'll just take the severance pay. And anyway, Twitter's running. I mean, I don't know. Well, that's the thing with tech. It's like, I always say, like he will K-Man, and it's like, well, nobody hit, these aren't, I know, this is gonna be like the nursing. I know there are real jobs,
Starting point is 00:45:12 but you know what I mean? Like, you're not actually making something. At the end of the day, you don't start on a conveyor belt here, and at the end of the day, you got a fucking table. You know what I mean? Like, there's no tangible thing when it's done. So a lot of the jobs are kind of fake
Starting point is 00:45:29 for lack of a better term. So I think he walked in and was like, this is all fake. Like it's a fake job. Right, or you get in the job and you, your supervisor isn't really checking out. And it really isn't something that you need to do that's worth checking.
Starting point is 00:45:48 And so I think in the last three years, a lot of people really made out quite well. They didn't have to live in San Francisco anymore. They bought houses in Lake Tahoe and got the better tax break. They got the more beautiful place and got to work from home. And now they're like, yeah, well, you know, 7,000 people or whatever. And the and the Twitter still going up because basically people write their own thing. And then they Twitter. Yeah, I mean, it's not like it's so.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Yeah. So I'm like, well, what were they doing? Where they just like being the ones to shadow ban or or either, I don't know. I don't know. You stuck getting into attack. I don't know anything. Yeah, but whatever. But. So some people like, is he the worst boss in the world?
Starting point is 00:46:33 Or is he extremely, knows how to make a company more efficient? Or probably a little both? Yeah, I mean, I just think it's one of those things where, I don't know how to say why this guy would even take this on like if you know He feel like it's well They're saying oh now he's realizing he's dropped. He's getting rid of so many people because he did overpay for it. Yeah right so Anyway, well Elizabeth home speaking of tech she
Starting point is 00:47:00 She created a fake thing and this is Elizabeth home with one drop. One drop, if you could save your uncle's life with one drop of blood and she got 11 years in prison. Yeah. She found another rich guy, her partner, who was featured in the series, which was really good. The series was really well done. He was convicted as well, but she tried to
Starting point is 00:47:26 blame everything on him when they're clearly like in it together. When the machine never worked and she lied and lied about it, lied to the investors, but also they were still going and getting their blood with this drop. And then they would send it to a regular place. It was the actual machine that's supposed to tell you every disease that you're tested for with one drop of blood just never worked. So she got met some rich Northern California hotel air, married him and is pregnant with his child. So they're going to let her have the child.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Yeah. But in six months, she's going to have to turn herself in to start her 11-year sentence. 11 years, I mean, very long. Long time for just root it off some rich people. I mean, yeah. Well, I think that's why people thought maybe they weren't sympathetic, because there's so many rich investment men that kind of were impressed by her because she was a female, but also it was like a chip, like a checked box.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Like I'm investing in a female entrepreneur. But as female entrepreneurs, it's so, it's like finally we get this woman and she's fucking a fraud. Like always like, oh the world would be so much better if it was run by women. And then that other documentary I talked about
Starting point is 00:48:44 about this orgasm meditation. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Val documentary was, though, yeah, Keith Rainier was part of it, but it was women that recruited. Because in Gisley and Maxwell recruited women, like women are awful too. Women can be fucking off. I think you put certain women in power.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Right. There will be corruption and. Oh wow. I think you put certain women in power. Right. There will be corruption and there will be abuse. Yeah. By women, two women as well. It's not like we're... But look at you. Successful podcasters. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:17 You got no corruption behind. I don't rip it anyone off. I'm not ripping anyone off, but I'm just saying. I'm sure. Except me. Can't we get any water? I'm dying. Uh. But I'm just saying I'm sure. Can't even get any water, I'm dying of it. But I'm just saying, it doesn't, it's not like it won't exist.
Starting point is 00:49:30 You put certain people in power and it's based on the person. It's not necessarily the gender that they will abuse. And the fact that she was just so obsessed with from being this person and even when she knew it wasn't working, she had so many opportunities to be like, okay, wait, stop, this isn't working. And she continued the fraud, that's why she got it. So is there a chance they could lower one of those zeroes?
Starting point is 00:49:59 Leaven have years or good behavior out in a year? No, all that would, that would have happened if she would have pled and tried to do it before. Oh, okay. And now I'm not aware, but the way it works is like, okay, I'm guilty, I'm gonna save myself, and maybe they'll give me half the time. And then when you say no, and you go to trial,
Starting point is 00:50:22 like, you know, even with the, you know, like with a Felicity Huffman from the college thing right away. She's like, I'm guilty. And then she did a little bit of time. But then Massimo and Lori Loughland, yeah, they went through the trial situation and they got a little more time. But now they're all fine. Everybody's good. But people that might have been like right off the bat, I'm guilty.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Let me just do my five months right now. And just knock it out. Like, I did this. Right. Then you get less time. Because they don't want to spend the money on the trial. Chris, I'm going to let you get some water. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:50:58 I'm going to do my housewife stuff. Fill people in on that. And then we're going to talk more. And you're going to get a real fun Thursday Thanksgiving episode that Chris and I are going to do. Oh. Before we just end this, Chris, do you have any shows that you'd like to tell people to come see you at?
Starting point is 00:51:15 Ah, I got a Mobile Alabama, New Orleans, Charlotte, and Atlanta and San Francisco coming up in the next week. So, for Angela.fun has everything. That's where I'm coming next. Christmas fun shows. Christmas fun, okay. And now for even more juice, but just with me alone. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Hello and welcome back to Juicy Scoop. I wanted to cover the latest on the Erica Jane, what is happening. Of course, I talked about it last week, where a lot of people were like, I can't believe you have any sympathy for Erica. I'm like, I don't, but it's being revealed that there's more corrupt people that were at the top, that were also taking advantage of the law firm's ability to bring in all this money of their victims once they've won and not give it to them. I talked about the one guy that got arrested. He was the CFO of Jardin Keese. And they said he has a $10 million scam going. He's been arrested. He had a sugar baby that Ron Richards posted about and then took it down on Twitter, but she was
Starting point is 00:52:26 getting 20,000 a month according to this now deleted tweet. There were homes that he purchased. So, you know, where does that leave everybody that got things, whether it was donations or earrings from the checks that came out of Gerardian keys. That's where it happens. Well, they did take the earrings from Erica and they are auctioning them off. They are six carrots each.
Starting point is 00:52:53 I did not realize they were that big. And she had said, at one point they're worth $1.4 million. We know they were purchased for $750,000 from the funds from Gerardian Keys. They do now have them and they are starting the auction much lower at like two, I think, between 250 and 300,000. It doesn't mean that they will go for a lot more than that. Of course, you always start something lower. So we'll see, but I noticed, I thought this was really weird. The areas are like stunning, so they're these big square diamonds, but then they have, they kind of sit in like a little
Starting point is 00:53:32 crown of diamonds, and it says jurority. Wait, is that the brand of julory? Or is that really just the jurority name? Now I'm wondering if there is a brand of jewelry also known that also says Girardi, or did she actually get Girardi engraved in the bottom of the earring? Because I do think that is so weird. I think she got it engraved. Okay. That's what I thought over the weekend,
Starting point is 00:54:01 but then I was like, wait a minute. Anyway, they, so, but the way it looks, I feel like I've seen that name for a brand before. I don't know if finding a name is like Janice Gerardi. Jewelry? Okay, so I do think she put her name in it or he did when he presented it to her. Anyway, they can be yours. You can get in on that auction. Now this was really this is from Raider Online. And it was discovered that Tom Gerardi paid for a $1.2 million
Starting point is 00:54:34 home, which is now owned by an LA FBI head. What happened here was Tom had a secretary named Michelle back in the 70s or even a little earlier than that. And he bought her this home. A few years ago, she actually put her son, who's 54 now, on the title. So it's in his name now. And he's 54. The time would match up that while she was working for Tom Gerardi, she gave birth to
Starting point is 00:55:12 this child. And incidentally, they resemble a lot of each other. Tom Gerardi and this FBI head. But there's no but no DNA testing or anything like that. It's just a kind of an interesting coincidence of two people looking a lot like each other and a timeline matching up. And he has since recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl- recl from any kind of investigation or any kind of thing that he might have been involved in with investigating Tom Gerardi. So now he's no longer part of it.
Starting point is 00:55:52 But he was part of it up until last week. I assume it's so much to cover, I know that I know to it perfectly, but I wanted to just get you guys up to date, but that is crazy. But Tom would buy people things and buy people's houses. But was that house purchased with funds? And was there, you know, I know the victims went all the way back like some to the 90s, but it may not have even had, we might not have records for that. So, but this house, that this guy is on the title of, was purchased at one time by Tom Gerardi. Very, very juicy.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Real housewives of Potomac. Interestingly, because I was just there. But in this episode, the girls all go to Miami for the weekend and an explosive physical fight happens. And it is between Wendy, who is the professor with the 12 degrees from Johns Hopkins University, and she is married and she's Nigerian. And she had met with Cynthia Bailey from Real Housewives of Atlantic, second husband, of Atlantis, second husband, Peter, who owns the bar once. Remember, Nini used to call him Papa Smurf, because he had like this white beard. Anyway, he makes an appearance on the show and she says, along with being a professor
Starting point is 00:57:17 and launching a candle line, which is competing with Karen's candle line. I want to also open a Nigerian nightclub that in the afternoon would like read to small children and could be like a kids' library. I'm serious. He's like, no, but I'm down to make a Nigerian restaurant with you. It's got a cost. I think he said like 300,000 for you to invest.
Starting point is 00:57:43 She goes and talks to her husband about it. The husband's like, well, I'm not sure. So now they go to Miami and Peter is really good friends with Mia, who is relatively me on the show. She's been on for two years. And she and her husband run all these chiropractic centers. Yet I've got, see, no, like, you know how I get hot for like watching chiropractic videos. It's, they're called the joint. They're like, like a massage envy for chiropractic people. Anyway, she and her husband own a bunch of them, but we don't get to see any good like cracking videos. Anyway, she, she and her husband Gordon are really good friends with
Starting point is 00:58:19 Peter, which is interesting because I'm like, I wonder if Peter helped her get on a real house size of Potomac since he was on real house size of Atlantic. Atlanta. So she goes, we're gonna go to your restaurant bar one. So he has a restaurant in Miami on the water. But they never tell Wendy, the professor, that they're going there. And then she's like, oh, I didn't know we're going
Starting point is 00:58:41 to Peter's place. So they have their food, which looks really good, and they're like talking and everything. And it's Mia, whose friends with Peter, the Grand Dom Karen, who has her own four-week candle line and perfume. And then Wendy, the professor, turned Nigerian nightclub onto pranur, possible person, okay? And Peter comes over and he's like, hey, you know, you didn't let me know that you were coming.
Starting point is 00:59:10 And she's like, oh, okay. And he tells Wendy that, I mean, sorry, he tells Mia on the little annoyed with Wendy because I sent her over a proposal to start doing this Nigerian nightclub in Baltimore. And I just haven't heard back from her yet. So then Mia comes back to the table and she's gonna do her job.
Starting point is 00:59:30 She's gonna start a fight as they're sitting out there. And she's like, Wendy, you know, you did not never got back to Peter and you didn't let Peter know that you were coming. And Wendy is like, why do I have to let him know that I'm coming? Like he's not my husband. Yeah, we have a business thing going.
Starting point is 00:59:47 She's like, yeah, but you didn't even respond that you got the proposal. She's like, well, I'm just like looking at it. And then it starts getting really heated. And when he goes, he's not my husband. Like, I don't know how you and your husband deal with talking to other men. And she basically like says it says what
Starting point is 01:00:05 do you me are you fucking Peter and she's like Peter's like my brother and she throws this drink at Wendy's face and all I could think about is they were all ordering these really sweet drinks like strawberry hennessey and alichi martini and I'm like if I had that thrown in my face, it'd be so sticky and gross. Like, it clearly was not water. At least that's how it appeared on TV. But she doesn't miss a beat, Wendy. She's like, gets up.
Starting point is 01:00:33 So now, they start fighting and start getting really bad. Security comes and is like separating them. Everyone else at the restaurant, it's just like filming and Robin is sitting back filming. And that was pretty funny. I will say the editors of Potomac are pretty fun and so are the editors of really of all the housewives shows. Like they're definitely like adding some elements because otherwise I don't know, I think people are getting a little bored with us. So, but this is like physically this fight went on forever. They're both trying to go at each other. And she basically, Wendy's like,
Starting point is 01:01:06 I don't know how you work with your husband, but my husband and I do not screw other men and women like saying they're like swingers and stuff. And then she called, then she said, you're gonna have a crater face, which is like so mean. Said that to Mia. And she's like, I'm a professor, I have four degrees. I'm a professor, she keeps saying that. I'm a professor. She keeps saying that.
Starting point is 01:01:25 So they separate them. Now, Mia says she might go home. We don't know if she's going to stay in Miami or not. She broke three nails, which is very, like, so she calls her husband and she's like, look at my nails. And they're like, let us get you some band-aids. And nobody likes Wendy. So Wendy's like, you didn't like when Candace,
Starting point is 01:01:46 who's not there, got in this at physical fight with Monique, and then Monique got off the show. Why aren't you, why aren't you, why are you even sympathizing with me because by me throwing the drink, that means she's violent. And they're just like, because we don't like you, like you're fucking annoying. All you do is talk about your millions of degrees yet you want to do a candle
Starting point is 01:02:07 you want to do candles and you want to open a Nigerian nightclub that's a library for kid in the days or what it's like it's so so the part of the show that i like the best is it ends like to be continued next week and then they have this black screen with the writing on it that says
Starting point is 01:02:24 john hopkins university is in no way involved with the real housewives of Potomac. And yeah, I would not be surprised if she got the boot because it's like behavior. If they're going to, if universities are not going to let kids have scholarships because they misbehave on social media and embarrass the university, which I agree with, I don't think that a university honestly should keep her employed. It's embarrassing and it doesn't show the decorum of what a professor should have. She's not an example to her students. So I'm kind of curious to see now
Starting point is 01:03:07 that this episode is aired. That's what I found is juicy. What is gonna happen? Because this girl was a political correspondent. She does have all these degrees. Yet she goes on this show and she instantly is like screw being a professor. She probably wants to be fired.
Starting point is 01:03:26 She got all this plastic surgery. She's like, I want to do all these other weird businesses because I want to just be an influencer because yeah, it's probably a lot more fun than being a professor and grading, you know, big long papers of your students. So we'll see what happens with John Hopkins. I thought that was juicy. Okay, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It was a pretty boring episode and a lot of people are saying that, but I'll just take you through the juice. Jen Shaw is going to be sentenced on December 15th. We know that now. Of course, she was looking at nine years and so she was there. And then we continued with this lame storyline of starting a choir for ex-mormons. And this guy is, I mean, he is gay. I mean, he's obviously gay and he says he's
Starting point is 01:04:16 gay, so I don't think I'm saying anything wrong. Anyway, he's going to run the choir and he's got experience in it. So there's like some random people that are there along with Heather and Whitney and Lisa Barlow who people really like her singing and she's singing a watcher hums live and she's saying away in the manger and she's like, away in a manger, no crib for his head, the little Lord Jesus. It definitely like how to weird tune to it, but she does have a pretty like smoothing like put you to sleep voice. So she's part of the choir and it just feels like the lame is fake a storyline. I just don't think we've ever seen it before,
Starting point is 01:05:05 so maybe it's not that bad because it's new. This guy, these two guys are so happy. They were just guys living their life wanting to sing, and now they are on the Bravo network as part of Heather Gays choir, so good for them. Then we go over to Meredith, and Meredith is, she took three people to cut an element. She's with her sister and her nephew.
Starting point is 01:05:31 And I zoomed in and took a photo of this because literally three hands are cutting an element. I don't know if she thinks she's Kendall Jenner trying to go viral who couldn't cut a cucumber, but pretty disturbing. And then Jen Shaw, she goes to this like public pool with one of the newer cast members and they're like, everybody we're going to San Diego, we're going to go to San, like she does not have a care in the world like that she, but at this point, as we're watching it, she has not said that she was guilty. She still says she's innocent, she still says, I'm gonna go through this trial.
Starting point is 01:06:08 So at this point, she's like, oh, I'll just have some fun and be on the show. Now, Andy Cohen has said, since she is, since she's convicted, because she said she admitted to it, hasn't been sentenced yet. He's like, there is a chance she'd get no time, but I highly doubt it.
Starting point is 01:06:24 So in answering, will she be on the show or will she continue with the show? hasn't been sent it yet. He's like, there is a chance she'd get no time, but I highly doubt it. So, in answering, will she be on the show or will she continue with the show? He's like, no, I think she's going to go away for at least a little while. So she's not going to let that stopper fun. She's wearing like a Versace, one piece and big high heels, and they're going to go to San Diego. And wet with me and Heather are still in a fight and not really getting along and having a weirdness because I don't even know, but they got in a horrible fight when they all had to wear
Starting point is 01:06:54 this like lingerie, which is so weird to think. I'm so sick of reality shows. You know what, I go back and forth because I get it. You know, you're like, what can we do to spice up this scene? Well, all we're lingerie or coming up, they're all gonna be Marilyn Monroe when they're in San Diego. Like everybody is gonna bring blonde wig
Starting point is 01:07:14 and dress up like Marilyn Monroe, but they're not like good wigs and it just looks pathetic and weird and like these people shouldn't be that blonde and they get to fight there. And then Heather has this big black eye pathetic and weird and like these people shouldn't be that blonde and they get to fight there. And then Heather has this big black eye and they're like this whole season that they're like how did she get that black eye?
Starting point is 01:07:31 We don't know. And I think that I think it's the part director. I think you swung his big dick around once you didn't hit the high note. That's what I think we're going to find out. I hope that's what happens. I hope it's not just that the door hit her, like she was like accidentally hit a hitter face with the door, like opened it the wrong way or something because, but probably,
Starting point is 01:07:52 because we never found out what happened to Whitney's childhood, it's like nothing is happening in the show. It's pretty dull. Oh, but this is happening. They also said that Lisa did a crowd fund, Lisa crowd funded for her to kill business for 25k and there is an SEC filing clearly not doing well if you're crowd funding for 25,000 for your business.
Starting point is 01:08:15 More Lisa BS will send you the filing so you have it. Somebody sent this DM to one of the other cast members and the show took a photo of it and are putting it on the show. I mean, again, I don't know. I just don't, I can't believe people do these shows. Anybody that has a business or a job that goes on this show should just be ready to toss it. Whitney's husband lost his job. This doesn't look good for her.
Starting point is 01:08:46 They're saying that she was giving blow jobs to get her Vita tequila in restaurants, and that she was doing blow jobs to get tickets to go to the basketball games. And it's just like, I think now at this point, people are just going on the show, and they're like, let's just start rumors about how, I don't know, your husband's having a affair and we'll just make that a whole storyline because that's what's happening at Potomac. They're saying, you know, Chris's, canister's husband is flirting with everybody and trying to get women to go to his restaurant. Oh, but someone did let me know, and just a scoop of sass that before my show in DC
Starting point is 01:09:25 They went to the rooftop bar that Chris was in charge of and they said he no longer works there And he left two months ago, but they never see any of the Potomac women there and that's why I think he DMed Ashley and was like you should have come here because they probably gave him the job thinking that he would bring The Potomac housewives and maybe some other celebrities and get the place poppin' and he'd ever did and now he's no longer there. But he may have left on his own. I don't know why he left,
Starting point is 01:09:55 but anyway, it doesn't work there anymore. So I thought that was pretty juicy, thank you. Sister Wives. So Christine left. She left. And McKelty and Tony, my daughter and son-in-law, came to help me move. And Chinelle's son helped me too. And I didn't really want to say goodbye to anybody.
Starting point is 01:10:17 But McKelty thought that I should say goodbye to Robin and her kids. So again, another scene outside, because they're still so freaked out about COVID. And it's Cody and Robin and her two older daughters from her previous marriage and Cody and her two kids. And the youngest kid they have is six, who I just saw a photo of her in the back of their car. Someone sent me and they think that in she has a pacifier and she's six years old and she's in a car seat, which I think you have to be in a car seat when you're six, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:10:48 But it was an article of people like, I wonder if she's doing this thing called like infant tiling your child. And it's something that happens in polygamous marriages, which I thought was kind of interesting, where she is now 44. She's not able to have any more kids most likely. Robin and the youngest is six. And what happens in these marriages is once you can no longer have kids is usually when they bring in another wife
Starting point is 01:11:13 to continue to have more kids. That is what happened with Mary. Mary could only have one kid then we had Janelle and Christine both had like six each I think. And then Robin came and had two more. And so I think sometimes people think maybe that's like trying to keep this kid to seem like a baby
Starting point is 01:11:30 because that's always what happened during the years with Cody. This past two, three years of COVID, he kept saying, I have to be, I have little kids, I have little kids, I have to be with my little kids, which is Robin's kids. And that's why he neglected Janelle's kids and he neglected Christine and her kids and Christina's living to Utah. So they have this awkward goodbye and the little girl, little six-year-old is like, why are you and my daddy breaking up, which is so weird
Starting point is 01:11:59 because she's with her own mother. And she's like, we just aren't in love anymore, Ariel. I'm sorry. And she's like, go on dates. Why don't you go on more dates with him? So then everyone's like, well, clearly, they're talking about it in front of her, where they're like, well, you should have gone on more dates. Christine, you should have gone on more dates with Christine.
Starting point is 01:12:22 She's moving to Utah. We get to see her at a new place. She announced the other day she was filming. So I think they're definitely filming the show. I also heard that they still have not started to build on Coyote Pass, but the neighbors in the Coyote Pass, he, Cody has gone to them allegedly and been like, can you help me get some people to help build here and we'll do a tradeout and we'll feature contractors and stuff to build here? They just don't have the money to build.
Starting point is 01:12:53 Meanwhile, Janelle is still in that trailer and miserable. It's pretty insane. I told you about Mary's female empowerment weekend that cost anywhere from $4 to $6,000 so I went into her Instagram and this is at her bed and breakfast at some small town in Utah and Here here it is. She had it. She had it with these girls one two three four five six seven girls all went and they all went bike riding and six, seven girls all went and they all went bike riding and took some photos and said it was cold, but she said we had the most incredible weekend with a group of some amazing humans.
Starting point is 01:13:33 Real life retreats, mindfulness and motion weekend was a huge success. Very, very weird and I, I mean, I will die if one of these girls becomes a new wife of Cody. That's because I, like, so I have these photos. So if they, if next season, he sees anybody or she's like, I've been a really amazing woman at one of my retreats that I think would just really fit and wonderfully with the family. Meanwhile Mary just is still gushing about her best friend. She loves that best friend. She's like when you find that special human and you just you know just kind of look at each other and smile. It's sounding a lot like Real Housewives of OC Bronwyn's post about her last six girlfriends. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. All right you guys I hope you have a like Real Housewives of OC, Bronwyn's, post about her last six girlfriends.
Starting point is 01:14:25 That's all I'm saying. It's all I'm saying. Alright you guys, I hope you have a great Thanksgiving. I hope you enjoy your cooking. And we do have a new episode for you on Thanksgiving. It's going to be more hilarious conversation with the hilarious Chris Frenchola. And I saved it so that you could have something fun to listen to while you make your garlic mashed potatoes in your crock pot from Costco. you

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