Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Taylor Swift Shut Down and Drake’s New Song with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

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Have a great show with Chris Fran show. First, I just want to do a little hot topic for you. Jada Pinkett's book is out. Lots of books coming out. We get into more of them in the show. Anyway, her book is coming out about her life out we get into more of them in the show. Anyway her book is coming out about her life and she says this is the juicy stuff that I've read about it so far is she says they were separated and happened for seven years.

So they were separated for six years when the incident happened at the Academy Awards. And she thought it was part of a skit when he got up there and slapped Chris Rock until he came back And she could tell his mood and she was like are you okay? And then it continued so I Thought that was really interesting. We know that she had an entanglement With her older sons. I believe it was Trey, who she calls her bonus son, who is thirding out with his friend August. So we know about that whole story. But she also gets into how she really suffered with mental illness and depression and

even ending her life. And at one point, Jaden had a friend over her son. And Jaden said, well, my friend's uncle took Ayahuasca and it really helped him with his depression. So she went, did it. And it's a lot of, I mean, a big part of the people article, people magazine about the book, was that, that is what cured her. That is that the drug that you take with like a shaman. I don't know. Some special person does it and you take it and it's you have hallucinations and

I don't know if you have to keep taking it. I don't plan on ever taking it, but apparently she's like this is really worked for me and it's worked for a lot of people. So that's kind of This is really worked for me and it's worked for a lot of people. So that's kind of interesting. So that's the scoop on her book. Also, you guys, I have this cute shirt on. This is from the new juicy scoop line of merch. Everything is at Heather McDoll.net. You'll see the juicy scoop shop.com link right there.

If you want to go directly there and buy it. Also, I have a real juicy Patreon coming out this Friday in which I have a follow-up to the rat or rats that crashed my show in San Francisco. Yes, there is more to the story, but so much more juicy scoop to discuss. But now let's not waste any more time. Let's get your favorite in here. Chris Franjola. He is back in the seat. Welcome back to the show. Have it. It'll be back. It's been a while. Good to. Thank you. She's very much. Happy to be back. It's been a while. Good to see you again. Yes.

I'm gonna see you. I saw each other was on the road in our San Francisco trip, which was pretty fun. Sacramento San Francisco is great. Yes. Yes. I want to just talk about the Golden Bachelor, because we talked about it on the live show,

but you and I not talked about it on this regular show that's free to all the people. Mm-hmm. I don't know if you heard you were wrong about the immemorial. I know, I know. I know. That it was for one of the contestants, dear friends. I understand that, but I was doing jokes.

I don't know if people were writing me. I'm like, you know, I understand when you fact check the jokes. I don't know. It's fine. It's like Hassan Menage, and I fact check his jokes. Oh, by the way, Hassan Minage, who is from the Daily Show and had his own show, and he's kind of in the, is he being canceled?

I feel like people are torn. I don't know, yeah, they're torn because, I read them. Because they're like, well, most comedians do kind of embellish their stories, but then they're like, well, he's completely making up stories. And they kind of danger stories a little bit. Like, terrorism came after my daughter. And so then they're like, well, that's a little different.

Right. I guess the stories were like real experiences of racism. Right. That he has had in his life and then told the stories. Yeah. And in one of them it involved like asking a girl to prom or something and Whatever the story he told that was not did not put her to good life Her parents said you can't go with him to the prom because he's too brown skin That's what his story was on stage and the girl said this never happened happened. Like, we never, it's all a fake story.

Well, I heard from some Patreon person, who went to the class reunion or something and actually talked to the actual girl. Yeah. And at first, you didn't want to talk about it, but it actually caused her a lot of problems like everything in today's world in that people find her.

Right. And doxer and everything. And that's where it was like wrong because everything you tell now, even if you don't say their name, somehow they can find you. She was a cheerleader, blah, blah, blah, I don't know. And so I think that's where he got in trouble.

It wasn't just saying, you know, we went to Disneyland and reigned that day and my kid shit, it's pants. Okay, well, I went to Disneyland and reined that day and my kid shittitts pants. Okay. Well, I went to your Instagram and it was a sunny day the day that your daughter shipped her pants five years ago and how dare you put that in your special today, Chris, Franchilla. It's not exactly that.

And how dare you say that the in-memorium on the bachelor, the golden bachelor was I, I understand it was a live show. It doesn't matter. There is still that somebody was, listen, I hadn't even really watched it. So if it wasn't for you, I have now started watching the the bachelor. I'm caught up as well. Okay. So also people said, I think the people at Jimmy Kimmel are listening to show because Tuesday morning, I had Sarah here and was it Tuesday?

Whatever the show was. I had Sarah, oh last Thursday, I had Sarah here and was it Tuesday? Whatever the show was. I had Sarah, last Thursday. I had Sarah here. We recorded it Wednesday. Thursday night, he put out a show. I said, you're joking. I gave you credit as in Christopher and Joel, the fantasy suite have one of

those bathtubs that have an opening door. We laughed hard at everything. I guess that was in his monologue. Two things can be true at the same time. Could there have been a writer that was driving their car listening to Juicy Scoop? Yeah, it's a pretty popular show. And throw that out there along with everything else.

Also, you were gonna say in your humble opinion. It's a joke that anyone could have made. Yeah, I'm not gonna hang my hat on that as my, yeah. But you're the first person I heard. Sure. Well, thank you. Also, I got in a little heat. The way the fans want to make everyone hate each other that's in our business. Right. So I recorded my show for Tuesday at I was talking about Kyle from Beverly Hills dating Morgan Wade, who is a country singer. And she went and picked her up from the airport and they were both wearing ripped jeans and she had a trucker hat and she has long black hair.

And she looked very much like Mike Myers character in Wayne's world. And I wouldn't have thought that except I saw someone saying, founded in another group, saw it other places and someone made a meme of the Wainsworld characters next to she and Morgan. And it was uncanny. And I sat on the show, I don't know whose joke this is, it's not mine, but it's so funny. Right. So then I tried to find the picture, I couldn't, I made my own, and I said, this is not my joke, whoever came up with it, congrats. So funny. People started writing me, oh, it's Ryan Bailey, okay? Who has a great podcast.

So bad at you. Oh, yeah, I know Ryan. And I go, oh, cool. You know, so that I go back to my other post that's on the grid. And I go, oh, at it was Ryan Bailey who came up with this originally. Then someone writes me and is like, it's going crazy.

You better, you better take it down, you better like talk to Ryan right now. I'm like, holy fuck. So then I like text Ryan and I go, hey, and he goes, oh my God, it's insane what I'm getting. People just being like, bird her at the stake, she's a joke stealer. And I like, I literally said it in the show.

It wasn't my joke. Tagged him. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like a friend of yours. And Ryan's like, I love that you think it show, it wasn't my joke. Tagged him. Right. And Ryan's like a friend of yours. And Ryan's like, I love that you think it's funny. Don't even worry about it. Like, what, I go, well, I took it down, because I'm about to, people are coming to my house

for the pitchfork. And once again, it's a joke that, and the way in and guard the front. Yeah, but I had a lot of it, but when I saw it, and then people picked it up too and didn't give him credit. And that's just part of it, just happens, you know? Anyway. Doesn't anybody have anything of it, just happens, you know? Anyway. Doesn't anybody have anything to do anymore?

Getting, God! Like why are you, like, a lot of it? You're gonna have a son monage thing, I'm like, all right, maybe, but who cares? Like 99% of us that do all this, respect each other, like each other, wanna be friends. Right.

Yeah. Share the knowledge, follow each other. Yeah. Like, it's really not. And then like, you know, if there are like, they call it, you know, like, we have similar thoughts in comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, who cares?

It's a one-off joke. It's not like I'm going to be doing this joke for the next 12 years. Right, exactly. Yeah. And that's why it is kind of interesting about jokes. And that's why when I was originally still, uh still told I stole some jokes at the Improv the Star of 69 bit, that is what got me to then start going, well I have a pretty weird fucking family.

Yeah. And nobody's going to have the story about my brother, you know, being arrested for stalking because he said hi to someone in the kitchenware department who's a security guard and they got the wrong idea. Yeah. And like I said that once and someone's like, that's so funny, that's the kind of stuff you should write.

So that's why it is important to write about your personal life. But then when you step into a place in today's world, I think you gotta have to be pretty careful. Absolutely. If you're saying it's a true story, I think you have to be pretty accurate about it. Yeah. I think he is got a bit of shit it. Yeah. I think he I think he he is

got a bit of shit on him right? Oh absolutely. I think I think he was actually the probably the lead candidate to take over the daily show as uh and I don't think he is anymore. I got some insights scoop. He's not because no I know. Yeah. Yeah. I mean it's it's everywhere that he's kind of out on that. But I remember remember the guy that said that started going around on podcast interviews before everyone had a podcast and everyone would say I want to hear your really amazing story about how you were there at 9-11. Yeah Steve ran his easy and yeah and then they found out he wasn't and then he had to come forward and be like, hey, it was one of those things. Yeah.

And then who was the newscaster that exaggerated some other war story? And his daughter was the- Matthews. Yeah. And his daughter was the actress and girls. Yeah. And then every talk show he'd went on,

someone would say, tell us about how you were in the fighter jet, doing the story and someone did the fact check. And it was like, no. And it was one of those stories that just get exaggerated, it gets out of it. But we know some comedians too that we worked with, that would all of a sudden, we would tell this a life story or something in the room.

And then that would become their life story on stage. And you're like, okay, so you know what, what's good is if you are a funny creative person, your career is not just based on one bit. Right, yeah. And you might have to sit in some shit for a minute, but I'm guarantee you will come back just like people that have done a lot were like Lewis. Yeah, it's just like a Louis CK whatever. Just like

they all come everybody comes back. Yeah, there was the other comedian who um what did his special and he kind of ripped on a girl that was also comedian that only had one arm. Arihafeer. I love that we're just bringing up everybody's name. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's where the, these guys wrote great comedies. And they're all doing fine. Yeah, they're all doing great. And like, Liza, like, called them out.

Right. And yeah, so these people do recover. Yeah. That's why you need to have some savings. Right. Maybe another place to stay for six months. Maybe don't go get your Starbucks at the coffee shop on Sunset.

Maybe like if you have a second home where your parents have a little lake house, just go away, take that break. Sometimes when I walk down the, sometimes you want to get canceled. I'm pleased. I'm begging for it. Like I would love it.

Yeah. I mean cancel what? I mean, I do a podcast out of my garage. Like come and get me. Okay, so what were you saying you were walking? I sometimes I walk down the beach in Malibu and I swear there's this house that is that house. I see people in there.

It's just gorgeous, $25 million house. And usually the blinds are completely drawn. But sometimes they're up a little bit. And there's one person? Several people in different rooms, but they're all bandaged up. I think it's a place for the recovery. Classic surgery. And now I think it's become like, go take a break. Like Mel Gibson, go to this house for two weeks and just look at the water. Turn in your phone. Yeah, right, right. Turn in your phone. Yeah.

They should, that should be a place now. They should have a whole city for. Brandon just came back from his religious retreat, which is what should be a place now. They should have a whole city for bread and just came back from his Religious retreat, which is what I did for three days and they have to give up their phone And when I first said and you'll be giving up your phone your iPod they don't even want them doing school Or three days and at first he's like you're joking, right? But then he really was looking forward to it and the kids came back. It's amazing But they had all the phones and all I could, and it was during the emergency alert system.

And I'm like, I hope they told the kids to put it to turn it off, like to completely turn them off. Because I'm like, you can't imagine at the school, just like the bag of phones, just like going off during that time. Well, a lot of people got called out during that one. It went off, Amish, a lot of Amish, and I suppose to have phones,

and they got busted by it. And then prisoners, there was a lotish, and I suppose to have phones, and they got busted by it. And then prisoners. There was a lot of prisoners who not supposed to have phones, and that went off and they got busted. A lot of people that had murder phones, that had cheaters. They found out there was,

yeah, so it was a, getting back to this guy, so I watched it, and I wanted to just talk about a few things. One is, I was so upset with the producers because they put him in this old convertible car for him to take this girl out to this old 50s diner. And not only is he driving in the dark in an old fashioned convertible, which they don't put up the top. And their hair, hair is blowing after her friend did it for her or this other contestant

because they're all nice to each other. And he's like, oh, I'm sorry. I can't, you know, my lights don't work. Why the fuck didn't the producers go pull over, pull over, get out, this isn't safe. I mean, first of all, it's not safe for anybody who would drive without their lights. But now you have a 72 year old who's not used to driving a 1950s car. And it's a first date.

No, I know. I think they're kind of screwing with them a little bit because they just had a mole. The last episode they had, you know, now all the girls who are left get to go to the whatever they stay over in the apartment. And in the apartment they have bunk beds. I'm like, what are you doing? Every one of them is over 70 now. I think I know.

No, no, no, there's something that's 60s. There's just one girl still left. Yes. There's this one girl who has a very good face lift. Yeah. She's a widow. He got on the bunk bed with her. She's only about 60.

That's a bum. Yeah. And just to talk to her. Yeah. And she's only about 60. And she's a widow. And I think she's from Newport Beach. I don't know how booming the personality is, but I have a prediction.

Okay. Who's ever left. Hopefully they'll say, but I have a prediction. Okay. Who's ever left? Hopefully they'll say keep her around for a while. Right. Because I think the only way we're gonna do the golden bachelor ret is a girl who's 60 and fit and looks pretty young. And then the men are like 42,

like 40 to like 63, but they're all, maybe they didn't set the world on 63, but they're all, maybe they didn't set the world on fire, maybe they're not super rich, they're the older versions of what we get in the real bachelor. So they're of personal trainers, they are realtors, they are, you know, whatever, mechanics raise their kids, but maybe they're hot, maybe they're tattooed mechanic,

whatever, but they're hot and they're a little younger. Okay. That is the only way we're going to do the bachelor because we're, if we're not going to get some 75 year old woman and then a bunch of eight year old men. So it's going to be one of the youngest ones that goes far and then the men will be golden silver haired. Like they'll have some gray in their hair, because he's clearly dying his hair, by the way. And look at that tanning on his face. But that's my prediction. We were driving down to Interval of our yesterday, and there's a big billboard of this,

gold and bachelor, pretty much that picture. And my daughter goes, look, it's daddy. Shut up. Yeah. Are you serious? My daughter thinks it's me. I don't know if that's good or bad. I mean, a good looking guy for 71.

I'll take it if I still look like that at 71. But I do see there's emlets from far away moving down Ventura. You know. Well, I'm on a documentary right now that's out. And we'll get to it. Caleb, you star of it. And I'm thinking, and I'm on it too. Okay.

And we do look alike. We're the exact same hairstyle. We're tall. It's very similar. And I'm like, I think God, we shot it here. And not like in a living room setting. And because I think you could think that who's talking?

I'm so glad you said that because. Oh, I'm the first to admit all the people that people say I look like, and it's never Cindy Crawford, okay? No, but just now we were talking before we went to air about the topics we were gonna do, and you were showing me some Caitlin pictures, and I was about to say, I mean, let's get to it.

It's stunning, but no, I want to say something before we get. Yes, please, finish the bachelor. I think now the next one, if there is a next one, they should have you seen, I know you guys have talked about it, the naked show. Yes, the naked attraction. The naked attraction. Mixed to two. Mixed golden bachelor naked attraction.

So you just see old pride, you know, old Dicks, old, I mean, do Dits in the vagina in the same shot, you know, he can't get justice. I mean, that is just why not. Have you seen you watched it? Right? I watched the first episode. I made Sarah do it. I think she's filing a lawsuit. Yeah. That I made her watch it. I watched a little bit get last night. You know what? I my takeaway was nobody, nobody has a great a dick. I wanted to barf and never see another. I was like, I, like, I've never been that person that was pretending like I couldn't wait to get at it. But God, I, first of all, there are times in my life

where, you know, I'm not happy with my husband. Right. That show, and also this one, the Golden Bachelor, that how sad everybody is once their husband dies. I'm like, you're good. I'm lucky, I have, like, yeah. You're thinking it'd be the opposite. I don't want to be on the Golden Bachelor as a widow

and I don't want to be as a single person on the, so I think dating shows, depending you're not in abusive relationship and it's maybe just in a lull watch these shows. Yeah. And have a better appreciation for, you know. Yeah. Oh, I know. It does. Like, at least you have someone to have dinner with in your chocolate with or whatever. So I can clean the gutters. I don't know whatever you want. I mean, I don't know. But like I said, I think in the live shows, this is season one of this. So I think they had a pick of the best of the best

of people in their late 60s, early 70s. They got the best they could get. If they do another season, I don't think they're gonna be that great. There was the one girl that he went to the diner with. She's 70 and she was like dancing with him in a sun dress. And I mean, the texture of her skin was ridiculous.

I don't know what, and like a lot of people can pull back their face. But when you see like great arms that are not like, you know, creepy, I'm like, what does that girl do? That woman should get a deal with some brand and say what her regime is or something like. I think they could be older influencers. I think they're some that are gonna pop from this a little bit

and they're some that are gonna find each other and they're gonna have lunches and go to Europe together on a trip and have a good time and be like, I'm totally fine that you've got the golden match left. And for lunch, they'll have a cottage cheese and a half a melon. Half a melon cottage cheese.

Cardboard egg. Half a melon cottage cheese, hard bull dick, and a grapefruit, and a grub, you know, like a meat patty, hamburger patty, but no bond, just on the plate. Yeah. It was not like the diet plate you got. The diet and then what?

Every diner. We looked it up the end of the day was this is also with that meal is a bottle of one of white wine a day. They recommend Sheb Lee. I guess Sheb Lee is less calories. These are diets that were printed in the 70s. Yeah, like my mom was always half a grapefruit, only black coffee and hard boiled eggs

when she need to get like thin for something. Right. That was it. I mean, obviously it worked because there was nobody really fat back then. If you look at pictures, well, those are three, those are actually three whole foods. They're not bars.

They're not protein shakes. They're just a hard boiled egg, the acidic of the grapefruit, and then the black coffee to just like clean out. Like in the original bad news, Bears, there's a guy, Oglefy, he's supposed to be the heavy kid on the team, and then they make a lot of jokes about how bad he, and then you watch it now, he's like 130 pounds. He's not bad at all. It's like Delta Burke.

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Different is calling. She went skydiving, she used to skydive a lot. She wanted to do it one more time and break the record. And I guess she did. You had an update. She died last night. A natural cause is not from doing the skydive. No, not from the, well, who knows, you know, maybe, but no, she, she died. I guess, but that's the perfect way to end it, you know. Yeah, so she should just dug the grave and let her die for it. It's just okay, bury her up.

Oh my God. Well, she, I mean, she's doing it tandem, which really, I've done it. It doesn't really take any skill. It just takes you willing to do it. And she broke the previous record in 2022 by 103 year old Swedish woman. So she's like, this is my one last thing. And she's calm and confident. And when I did it, when I was like 23 years old,

cause it was part of like a real estate package, you know, like a Tony Robbins, you can do it. And I went, I was so hungover, and when I did it, and then they give you the video. And it's so unflattering. Cause there's a guy filming you, and your wind is like blowing your face Yeah, and I'm just looking at hers like I was 23, but I looked that ugly

Do it. It is the most unflattering video you could ever ask for is what you look like jumping out of the plane Yeah, also I don't think anyone should be jumping out of planes So no, I mean some people love it, you know, it's not even my I have no desire to. I can't believe I put my mother through that and I pray to God my sons don't ever make me. Wait, you're, oh, you, you're, yeah. Yeah, like she was like, please call me after, please call me after. I was like, oh, God, you're so annoying. Yeah. I mean, the amount of money my mom had invested in me at 23 years old for me just to go jump in this thing and, and go. I mean, not a lot of people die. It seems pretty safe.

My uncle died. Oh, forget what I said. No, a couple, like literally like five months later. Really? And he was like a professional. And he died. He was a professional. Like, he did it himself.

And it was just a windy day. Yeah. And I'm like, not my uncle. He was a cousin that would kind of act like an uncle. Right. But anyway, don't, I don't think it's a wise idea. Okay, this woman, she's a long island school bus driver and she was caught drinking on the job. She didn't know that the white claw was alcoholic. I believe her. I saw her. I watched her interview.

Yeah, I believe her. And because honestly, you can be fooled. Like, what would she know? It's not. She thought it was like a drink. It looks like a drink. There wasn't the same like we're going to 7-11 They're kind of like next to the sodas and stuff. I remember in my like 20s or whatever I was just loving life because I'm like this is the ultimate Diet treat right and my friend was over and I'm like I have been loving I don't know why I did this sooner, but I've been drinking these diet Dr. Peppers, and I just love them so much. And she's like, when are you talking about, I'm like, the diet Dr. Pepper that is in my fridge,

like I'm telling you, have one, it's so delicious, it takes away my cravings, I mean. And she's like, that is not diet. They looked exactly the same. I literally was like, ah, like I threw the can, I like ran to the toilet, tried to be a believer, I was like, what the fuck, I literally had like, ah, like I threw the can. I like ran to the toilet, trying to be a believer. I was like, what the fuck? I've been, I literally had like 18 of the 24.

Yeah. So, and there are so many of these mocktail and then alcoholic drinks, and they all look like they could just be like, there was like something in my fridge that was like a, a fizzy or something. Right. I don't know if somebody sent it to us or whatever, but I was like, I want to just, something

other than water, but not alcohol. And I was like, let me go. My readers, does this even have alcohol? Like, I don't even know. Well, Celsius, I thought Celsius was one of these white clothes, but it's not. I guess it's just the one that, it's like a healthy red. Yeah, yeah, kind of. Anyway, she's got, anyway, they forgave her, right?

They forgave, but I don't know if they gave her her job back. They didn't arrest her But she did get fired I can I kind of feel like you shouldn't be driving kids She's a little older. She's a boy. Oh, she's a school bus driver. I think let's let's evaluate everything Okay, let's check the Alzheimer's let's check this also going to be a therapy. Okay. Yeah, so A lot of going on. Okay. This was kind of why she needed a white claw in the middle of the day. But that's gonna, if this, if now every drunk girl coming from a party,

every 18 year old's gonna use that excuse, you know, if they're out of the car, I don't even know. I though it's soda. Who knows? White, I think, you know, this is just like in some interview. She said, I thought Derek Hoppe was so young and green and safe. Brooke said on an episode of her podcast, I had no idea he'd be such a powerful

badass choreographer. Had I not been married, I would have actually helped you with how to love a fair. You are intertwined with someone's body when you're a dancer, there is no way that I have ever been so connected besides with a lover or a husband and a dare. Oh, I guess originally she was contested that she came the host and he was her partner. Right, I, yeah. Which is what I said,

so many people start boning with these dancers. Why that one girl, she's been engaged like five times. Yeah. Who's that other girl? I forgot her. Cheryl Burke. Cheryl Burke.

She've engaged so many times and like three of them were her partners. I don't know, but I can't even keep up. But Mauricio and his partner, Mauricio from Real Hafez Beverly Hills. He is having so much fun with doing, you know, TikToks and selfies with his partner. And they laugh, oh, do they laugh? And yeah, I think something's going on.

Because last show, he was at a dinner with his mother and his dad and this other woman who's an actress and she was sitting next to him with her arm around him. So everyone was like, oh my god, this is a former actress. She's now a realtor, like most of us have to do, except I want the opposite direction. She's on his show, buying Beverly Hills, which is like a selling sunset coming out. And so people thought that they were dating, but it's been cleared up that no, the girl is dating his dad, his parents are divorced but friendly. Oh, okay. So my original thought that he might get together with his partner, even if it doesn't last

forever, I still think it might happen. They're just very, very connected. Good. Well, I mean, yeah, they kind of like he needs this, right? I mean, who knows? I don't know who he is. Oh my God. His career is booming because of this because of that's good stuff. Yeah. And he's got all the agencies everywhere. I mean, it helps them help some people. And then he's got the buying Beverly Hills. Yeah. And they really want people to watch that because it's the second season. And I don't think it really was that big of a hit. Greg Brady is on this season. Barry Williams.

And he's still around. Yeah, of course. No, but no, but he hasn't got the book. Not that I know of. And if not, I think he got a very good score last time. He danced. He's a very good dancer. I mean, it has been in the business a long time. I just can't believe it took him this long to get Barry Williams on Dancing with the Stars. I feel like he's season one. I feel like Barry Williams is one of those people that for the last like 40 years has done those shows like with like he sings a few songs. Yeah. You know, from the Brady Bunch and then like you could have a meet and greet. And he is survived, which is what a lot of housewives are trying to do. Yeah, he did it successfully.

He had a thing in a branch in Missouri called the Brady brunch. This is real, where you went and watched the brunch, you know, whatever noon, to two, and he told Brady brunch stories and you sat in eight eggs in home fries. I mean, it sounds like an amazing morning. Listen, that is where I think a lot of housewives will continue on doing. Yeah, right. And Shannon Bedore, real housewives of OC, has been arrested and got a DUI.

No one was hurt. Yeah. And so people were like, what now? Because she's doing this show, she did it with the, she's doing it with the improvs with Tamara and Vicki called the Trace Amigas where they, it's all about doing shots at tequila and drinking and doing shots and even her Oh, I can't stage. Yeah, really. She, and now, and even her opening line to the season,

nothing is aging well, is now I take the shots, they're just shots at tequila. That is her tagline this season. So anyway, she announced I am going to some type of outpatient, not an inpatient and outpatient therapy that involves alcohol dependency. And she will continue with the trace of megas thing, but won't drink or do shots during the show. And a lot of people, a lot of comments were like,

we don't think this is a good idea, put it to rest. But then other people are like, girl, you gotta make your bag, you gotta pay for the, you know, for your life. Just get somebody to drive her home. Well, yeah, but she shouldn't be drinking all in the show. Get that bus driver from Smithtown to drive. Yeah. So anyway, that's a little update with that. But you know what, talking about outpatient and stuff,

I mean, everyone's like, no, you should be in pain. I don't think there's any right way to get it together after you. Once you realize, maybe you're not an alcoholic, but you have issues with alcohol. Right. I think whatever works, like someone can just come to your house and I don't know. Is that what it is? Is that outpatient?

Yeah, I think outpatient can be that you like, sometimes it's that you go all day, like you're like, it's like a camp and you go from like nine to six and you have therapy and group and all that. Yeah. But you go back to your own home and you can have your phone at night and you can do things. But then the whole point of being inpatient is that there's no way you detox.

But then people say the problem with inpatient is that once you get out, then the elements of the alcohol being at someone's house or at a bar are there for you to grab. So maybe it is better that you do it outpatient. Right. And have the challenges right in front of you. Yeah, right, right, right, for you to resist. I don't know. So there's a little update there. Okay, Brittany is, um, her book comes out October 24th. Can't wait. Cannot wait. And she posted this latest one, which is very sexual. She did a G-string purple negligee on.

And Amy from Juicey Scoop obsessed pointed out that she noticed there was a Christmas tree. So is this an old video, which is very possible, that she just is recycling, or does she already have her tree up? And some of the juicey scupers are like, I'm ready to put up my tree tomorrow. Most people, it used to be in our day. You would never put it up before Thanksgiving.

No, never. And even right after Thanksgiving is a little too soon. Right. Okay. Then it was, now it's never before Halloween. Mm-hmm. I know. So I think before Halloween is a little weird.

But there's also, I don't know, a new thing now, there's all different trees. There's like a Halloween tree. Oh, that's right. Yeah, there's so much decoration. Who knows, that could be, who knows what kind of tree that could be. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of decorations going on. I feel like everything is gone just completely. So I have my, my house in La Quinta. Okay. And I said, Peter, I want, I think I do want the tree because we're hosting Thanksgiving. I think I'd like the tree done because that's probably like the only time

we're gonna have like the relatives come. And rather than buy a bunch of like pumpkin stuff, let's just have like a beautifully lit tree and just have that be like our one decoration for the house. And I don't know if he's going to go for it, but because I'm starting from scratch there, he wants to bring me other stuff from our house. I'm like, no, I want to just get a pre-lit tree. And then I want to be that lady that only has the decorations that match the decor of the house. So all the shit your kids made. That stays at Woodland Hills. Yeah. match the decor of the house. So all the shit your kids made.

That stays at Woodland Hills. Yeah. That's the family traditional red gold tree. The painted macaroni cards. The thing that the hand, that is like way too big. So the one arm is like, the one tree arm is weighing it down, but I still will put it, yeah. That's all gonna be here, which will still be here

all the time. So I'm like, I just want that. I had, I got busted yesterday, throwing out a lot of my daughter's artwork. She opened the garbage can. She's like, daddy, what happened? I was like, oh no, did they fall in there? And she's like, I made these for you. I'm like, get her all in there. Let me get those out. Well, at least, you know what, Peter, we do back in those days he'd be like, why did mommy do that? Yeah, oh, no, I didn't do that.

I didn't blame him, I didn't live my wife. But yeah, I mean, it's just a magic marker on, you know, it's like, it's not like it's the moment of lease. So, okay, this is great. Right? I mean, you can't keep it all. Yes. Okay. I think you could keep one a year. One, one a great. Right? And we can't keep it all. Yes. Okay.

I think you can keep one a year. One a year. One a year. They do three a day, though. There's all these things now that are like how you can replace them, like you have a frame. Right. And then you put one in and then you're like,

okay, let's replace it with the other. And then, you know, goodbye. What's your latest one? And then the kids artwork is always displayed, but it's actually in a frame. Okay. Oh, that's not bad. I'm kind of good. Yeah. Brown pumps her back, which I always think is a scary sign

with the Skippy Red dress, but the tree is there. So we don't know. We don't know if this is old or new, but she, this was not an interesting article really. She got caught driving without a license, meaning she just didn't have it on her person. She still has a valid license. She doesn't have to go to court.

Which is scary in itself. You know what I mean? Like I think, I don't know. Maybe she, I don't know. That was such a thing as she wanted so badly. I would just want to drive and get some coffee. And so she's okay. Like this, she doesn't have to go to court on October 24th when her book comes

out. Right. So it's a little update there. So we'll see. Um, okay, Drake, uh, remember when I was one of the people that talked a lot about it. How he had been talking to Millie Bobby Brown a lot when she was 14, giving her advice, texting her, and people accused him of grooming, people thought it was weird.

So he is addressing the criticism in a new song called Another Late Night, and the song includes lyrics that reference the criticism of when he started talking to her when she was 14. And some of the lines are weirdos in my comments talking about some millie brown look, bring them jokes up to the gang, we get to really flocking. Yeah. What the hell does that mean? Drake's statement, okay.

So I don't, what does that even tell us? He'd be flocking. Anyway, he, it's one of his 23 brand new songs, um, call four all dogs and it features collaboration with Jaja or Zaza, bad bunny, 21 Savage. Who's a collaboration with Jaja? That'd be fat. That's, who's? Jaja, a boy. Darling, I love you, but give me a podcast. Um, anyway, I noticed also some guy who has a podcast that's sort of known or whatever said I don't like the album and then they got in a beef and Drake responded. And TMZ reported that that guy is like now posting like, look, look at my

ranking on my podcast. It's just understaff about the Israeli war. Like it's like, nobody ever knew this guy to podcast. And now because he's talking about Drake and Drake responded. He's like number eight. Oh great. And so well, I mean, we, I think we know that pattern. So if we get this one, like, uh, I don't think we know that pattern. Right. Um, uh, Taylor Swift is this merely Bobby Brown is married to Bon Jovi. Do you know that? She's engaged. She's Bon Jovi's son. You know what, like how you never know someone's age,

if you would tell me that this girl in this photo is, you know, 42. Yeah. I'd be like, yeah. She got her lipstick on. She got a little Botox around her eyes to lift them. I literally don't know, like. I mean, she could be 18 in that picture. I only think she's like 21 or something.

No, I know. I'm just saying it's so hard to tell what people's ages are anymore. Yeah. I just saw a, like I take a talk about, I go and going to your 40th high school reunion, which would make people 58. People either look 65 or 30. Right. Either had the face left and look 30,

or they, and I'm like that is so. Not in my high school. Nobody looks dirty. They all look wow. They all look like they're just like a lot of salt in their diet. Just a lot. Just like big giant red heads. Everybody's just.

It looks a little mushy. They're just a big, coffee red heads. Hi self included. Oh, geez. You at the little machine. I'm gonna look at the little machine. I'm gonna look at the little machine. I'm gonna look at the little machine. I'm gonna look at the

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Mm-hmm Right and it's a I mean I have to say and I mean I don't know Taylor Swift I mean I know what I hear on the radio, so and I know have no beef with her I've just never seen anybody have this much influence on pop culture ever. I don't think. Well, I think what's really interesting about it is I don't think there's ever been a person. Yeah. Besides myself. Oh, okay. That had brought mothers and daughters together. Everyone wondered how Dixon City Comptroller, Rita Crendwell, could afford so many horses.

The rumor we had that she had befriended some rich little old lady and she had left her a lot of money. Somebody thought that her family had bought stock and Campbell's soup. I had heard something new was like a cellphone company. Like every time that cell phone rang, like she made money. Like any cell phone.

Kind of. Yeah. I know it sounds ridiculous. To find out the truth, listen to Crooked City, Dixon, Illinois, wherever you get your podcasts. Like I get, obviously, Minnesota school, the haters are gonna love that I compared myself to Taylor's. So if I get a fucking like, we'd be like,

all I'm saying is that one thing I love about my show is that I get a lot of mothers and daughters that are like, come to my show and can listen together and can both enjoy it. And I think as a singer, being that she's like in her early 30s. Right. And mom's, I mean, I love all her songs.

It's like, it's different than in the past of like the teenyvoppy stuff. And then also we're at an era where you're like, I'm not gonna drop off by 14-year-old to go to a concert alone, are you fucking kidding me? My mom would be like, I don't know, my brother went to a three-day-us concert when he was 13.

It was a three-day-cachella, and I think he like, I mean, the things that we could do, or even my sister would drive us to go see to Grand Iran and she was just got her license. Yeah. And I lost her for like three hours, like in general admission. Like I was 14. No, parents, so I think they go and they support it.

So I think it's a lot of mother daughters. And father daughters. Right. And father daughters and they're happy to go. Right. And so that is why it's the biggest thing because it's actually good music She's like a bull all that aside. Yeah, even the even the kel the Travis Kelsey. Yeah, like the fact that you know new His jerseys are selling out right more people are watching the NFL Does nobody else who would have that type of impact on like if they showed anybody Beyonce, whoever in the you know with a football player, it still wouldn't be

the impact that she has on everything. Okay, what if in a little bit, they get to the team he's on the Kansas. Kansas City Chiefs, yes, is doing really really well and he's doing really really well. Right. And then all of a sudden, he just starts like doing where the like happened this week. He starts to fuck up. Yeah. She didn't show up to the game this week. And he got injured. And he was to card it off the field turns out he was okay. He came back later in the game. But as soon as that happened, everybody all over Twitter and all of you know, there it is. It's the it's the Taylor Swift curse. Shinto up the game and now he hurt his leg. So if it happens, do you think that she, but I'm saying will anybody

ever turn on her? Yes, absolutely. 100. They've already already do. What do you think her girlfriends will care? No, the girlfriends don't then I got to care. So that's why I kind of think she'll be okay if he starts to fuck up. Because her fan base was a more football fan anyway. She'll be 40 year old men, you know, who are gonna be mad at her? Because they'll believe that they,

yeah, she fucked up the Kansas City Chief season. I, I mean, you know, I, I just don't get any like, I honestly, I'll, I just don't get any like, I honestly, I'll make a prediction now. I don't think there's together her and Travis Kelsey. I think it's over and then I'm mentioning it. They're not saying it yet. I've got that. I've got a couple of weeks you get,

it's where we were still good friends. There are two relationships that I have flip-flopped. Oh. Overflop-flop-flop-flop. Got it. One is Kyle and Morgan Wade. I'm going to make you love my first. I thought they were lesbians. Then I thought it was PR. Then I thought it was because she had an interest in her. Now, then I thought, no, it is real. Now, I think it's PR. I don't know. Are they just friends? Or are, you know, having some fun? Yeah.

This one is the same. Like could they just be friends? Yes. Isn't just a fun thing to do. Her friends are thrilled to go. Right. Whatever they talked about. The mom was on the today show with Kota Hop.

Kota. Yeah, Hota. Hota and Jenna. And she was like, they're like, but do you like her? And she's like, and of course people analyze that. I'm like, look, she's not a television personality, the mom. Right. She's a boy mom that is dealt with two sons having girlfriends

from the time they were 12. Right. Then they're professionals, so she probably knows not to speak. And she probably only met her during the game. I don't think they've gone for a lake weekend for Thanksgiving and made a turkey together. I don't think she really knows her. So I think that was kind of,

she was trying to just be like that. But who knows? And then other people think it's because he's, there's something to do with his involvement with the vaccine. Oh, that what? That like, this is part of a PR thing because he's one of the people that are, that is encouraging, encouraging, yeah, to get the vaccine. Oh, is that, are they back?

Do we got to get out again? Yeah, there's a whole nother one. Oh, it is. Yeah, there's a whole new one. Oh, no, that you're supposed to get Or that they're encouraging to get but I've heard like Martha Stewart talk about it on on shows Yeah, and all that and he's been criticized for being a spokesperson for it. Okay, so I don't know I don't know if this is part of that machine or not

Yeah, those are all the theories just theories. I'll tell you what the people should be upset about. The fact that she's closed a grove on a Wednesday. Well, Rick Caruso who owns it said that we are, that they said he is compensating all the small businesses that also had to close the day. Okay, what about the people who go? It's a fun place for me to take my daughter. I can kill some time there.

You know, it's a good place. Got a little fake grass we run around on. Go to the bookstore. Dirty, dirty, a lot of dirty carpets in the Barnes and Noble. But listen, I know that bookstores have taken a hit as of late. They don't have the carpet cleaning capabilities. Yeah, yeah.

So my daughter's always like, let's lay down and read a book together on the floor and like, not here. What, so you only go to the Grove one? The Grove one in Barnes and Noble. Yeah, the Grove, and they have Barnes and Noble, like Cal Bassis, you know? Yeah, we've been there, sure, I've been to all. You've been to all of them.

Yeah, yeah. And then you could, you could see the turtles, right? We go to the turtles, yeah. There's a library over there too. We do it all. Okay, good. I'm just saying, father of the year, let everyone, well, this girl, I forgot't even, it's like,

Kea, she was his girlfriend. Right. She's not the girl. That said, he was a cheater from that one, this dating show chasing, catching the Kelsey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But page six picked up something from her podcast, where she does this open letter, dear black girl, she is a black woman.

Yeah. About, it was just this long speech about, like, don't let them put you down, be, and I guess I've always response to whatever online backlash she's gotten just because weird fans will come after her because she's in Taylor's now boyfriend's dating history. I don't know. But it was the comments were not really that positive. It was like just kind of embarrassing. I don't even know why you're doing this. And I can get it. I get when you open your phone

and you're like, why does everyone hate me? I get that feeling. But as hard as it is to take the advice, the advice is just just just just just just just shut up and move on. Shut up, move on. Yeah, yeah. And it will all be over in a two weeks. Yeah. Right. Um, okay, Julia Fox has her book coming out as well down the drain or whatever. And she said that they never had sex. She and Kanye, I knew that they never had. You knew that while the wall was kind of got that vibe. I got that vibe that she was just there to be in pictures or something. I don't know. It's just way. I also just thought their weird outfits was like a lot of clothes to take off. Like he had the big boots and the jeans and the double gen outfit. Four minutes later.

Cones around outside of her gene jacket on her tits and all of this. And so she said like when she met him, she was like sure, right when she met him, he just like, there were outside of a restaurant, he just whipped out his dick and just peed like in the alley while she stood there. Oh. And then she was like, wait, I don't want people to take photos of you.

And they never had sex and he, oh, he said, I'll pay for a boob job. Okay. And I guess she didn't want one. And then she was like, I said, I'll buy, I'll pay for a boob job. Okay. And I guess she didn't want one. And then she was like, I feel like I'm being used because you're still married to Kim. And I don't know. So she just like blew them off. But she certainly became famous because of him.

Oh, absolutely. And then she, she also said like, I, there's no way I was going to sign an NDA. This is why she can talk about him being in the street. She said, I'm not signing an Fing NDA just on principle. I never have it. I never will unless it's a professional opportunity, then sure. And then she later on says being with Kanye was a professional opportunity. So like, whatever.

Right, right. So she's got a book coming out too. She has a book coming out and. I got so much to read. I mean, I feel like there's, she is kind of an interesting bird like it might be kind of juicy, but I feel like she's another one of those people that has so many stories about drug addiction and getting over it and all this stuff. And whenever I read these books, these memoirs about I was on a four day,

and I'm not saying her says this, but whenever I'd read these books about like, you know, I was on a four day heroin vendor, and then this happened, and then this happened, and then this person said this to me, I'm like, how the fuck do you remember? You were on a four day heroin vendor, but I'll enjoy the writing of the story and whoever helped you do it or not.

Yeah, I know, I have three Bud Lights, and I can't remember the night. I know it's so amazing, you know, these rock stars who write these books have such a, but I mean, maybe somebody helps them out. Like that was this time. A song, what's this name? Yeah, a song, the notch.

He's the one helping them write. Right. Anyway, so they never had sex, big shocker. Caitlin Jenner says that she'll never be and another relationship again. She says, she, so she's on this dock that's right now only available in Europe called House of Kardashians. Yeah.

I have been able to watch some of it. I'm not in any, I'm in, not in the first one. I'm in the second one. I'll try the second one. And yeah, so she's in it. My doppelganger and then me. And so I hope you don't get confused. We have the exact same hair color. Yeah. It's a very similar hair cut. She's a little, my doppelganger, and then me. And so I hope you don't get confused. We have the exact same hair color, the exact same style.

It's a very similar haircut. She's a little tall than I am, but very similar in looks. And so anyway, it is really good. It's really well done. I have another episode and I think it's going to be coming out soon, like on peacock or whatever. But so she is the star of the show, like she's talking a lot and and then she also said, there was something else about her.

She said there's no more not not not going to have another relationship, another sexual relationship. She's done with. Yeah, she said she's got the dogs. She is happy with her life. She could have dinner with friends any night she wanted. And I'm like, yeah, you're in your 70s. Yeah.

You've been married three times. Mm-hmm. Right. It's over. Oh my God, I just thought of something that would have been so amazing. Caitlin is the golden bachelor, the new bachelor, the new one.

No, we don't need to see it, but it would be fun. And maybe it's coming just for her to facilitate a date, like I did on the Golden Bachelor. Oh, yeah. That, if Mike Flice hasn't already thought of that, that Mike Flice was friends. Chris Jennings used to be the biggest fan of the Bachelor.

She used to watch it all the time. And there was a show that they would do like the after show where they talk about the Bachelor and she would be on it. She was so into it. And so Mike And there was a show that they would do like the after show where they talk about the bachelor and she would be on it. She was so into it. And so Mike Fleiss was like at her dinner parties. He was like at parties that I was at. And she was trying to get Cheryl Burke to be the bachelor

because she loved Cheryl Burke from Dancing with Stars whatever. And I think that would be great. Caitlin comes. I know they already filmed it. But I just, I don't think Caitlin should be on it but I think she could facilitate a date and I think it would be kind of fun. And she's, you know, good on camera on it. I don't know. Right. I'll bring it on. I mean, she likes to ride motorcycles and stuff. She likes old cars.

She goes like, you know, let me just, I don't know interviews. Caitlin, come pull it up on a horse. But I'm not surprised that she doesn't want anything. No, that should be the way that wasn't what it was about. You know, and then she said, Caitlin admits that she tried to dodge the daughter's Kim Kardashian sex tape, scandal, especially, could. So I believe that's in the third episode of the three-part doc. They really get into the truth about the sex tape. The re okay.

Yeah. So I'll dive into that in future episodes. I mean, that's so long ago and honestly, weirdly enough, now so tame. So tame. Like even if the scandal side of it, whatever it is, if you released it on purpose and whatever. But now it's like, who, I mean, does anyone even care anymore?

Now they're so part of the world. Yeah, it's like nothing's going to come from it. So just like Hassan, you lied about some, right? You didn't, you, you created a false narrative 15 years ago. Right. I'm still going to buy your skims. Yeah. I know this. And I'm still going to buy you like, who cares? Yeah. Right. So, So, does anybody use the kiosks in the airport of the Kylie Cosmetics? I saw that the other day. There are everywhere. Every airport has the Kylie Cosmetics,

you know, like a machine that you get the Kylie Cosmetics every airport. And I just feel like that's not like an impulse buy. Like I gotta get to. Well, they used to have benefit, which is another brand. So I think they were just, maybe machines are just replaced by hers yeah um I don't know when you're shopping around it might be kind of fun or you might your teenager might be like oh mom or or or maybe you forgot your lipstick and you're like just perfect

all right lip kit yeah I don't know it's still doing well oh she's killing it. So, oh, I wanna talk about this story because this was like, I've seen this everywhere. Trevor Bauer, he had this accuser named Lindsey Hill. Now, tell me a little bit, he's a baseball player. He's a pitcher. Yeah, it's signed a huge contract with the Dodgers. Yeah. Two years ago now.

And he was, you know, he was a huge pitcher. I think he signed a $200 million contract, huge contract. Anyway, I don't think he ever actually pitched for the dodges because this happened right before. And so he gets with this the way I understand it from just reading it. He got with this girl. Right.

And afterwards she accused him of beating a rub. Yes. Right. And then, during rough sex of beating her up. Yes. Right. Rough during rough sex. During rough sex. And then he released a tape conversation he had with her where they talked it out and he was like, don't you remember telling me that you liked this

and everything and you were basically instructing me in which she sort of admits it. And they were both like suing each other. Like she was suing him and he was counter-suing her. And he, there were text messages that some attorney found with her and another girl that was like, he's worth 51 million. Right.

And the girl's like, secure that bad girl and she's like, I'm gonna have him choke me out tonight and like all this stuff. So they've now since dropped both of their lawsuits. Well, also on her phone in the same text message, she went with that girl. She sent some pictures of her in the bed. He's asleep.

She's next to him in the bed and she took a picture like here, I'm a Trevor Bauer. And in this picture, she has no bruises on her face or anything. And that's the next morning. So now Trevor Bauer did this whole thing on his Instagram or whatever and told his story and said these pictures were not allowed in the...

Pre-trial, yeah. And he goes, but I want you to see them. Like here she is next to me in the bed with no bruises or anything. Anyway, it's all, he's been, he's a problem in many ways. In the... He is? Yeah, he's done a lot's a problem in many ways. Yeah, he's done a lot of crazy things in baseball. He's so, he's out of baseball completely.

I think he pitches in Japan. Well, they said they'll be cows of this though. They, um, he couldn't, they suspended him for two full seasons. Yeah, which actually turned out to be 194 games. Right. I mean, that's pretty awful. No, no, no, he's, if this is not, if this, if this now really didn't happen. Right. I mean, that's pretty awful. No, no, he's if this is not, if this, if this now really didn't happen. Right, right. Yeah, he's kind of, he's kind of done in baseball.

And I think he pitches in Japan now. And out of the, he can come back to major league baseball just on the, you know, the accusations alone. You know, now they, with like professional players, you know, they, they want to bring in like financial advisors in a good way so that these guys don't get taken by their friends and their family. But I was saying to Sarah, I'm like, what about this type of stuff? And she said, no, they have it. Like, they have it for players. And there was some, there was somebody, maybe it was her, somebody else said, like, when there was like, there was when they joined the team They would have photos of the women and they're like this one has eight children. Yeah, these different players She comes to the game that she is gonna go to your gym

She might approach like almost like Like how they do this like don't let this person cash a check here, right? It was like literally like she's gonna find you at your Right. And you need to be aware of these seven women. Right, I'm bad. Because you're 19 and dumb or whatever. And rich dumb and yeah. Wow, I don't know, but it's interesting story. I mean, it's just, I feel bad for these guys.

Yeah, you know. You know how people would, you know, put the hot sauce in the condom. Like after they get rid of their condom, they're told to put hot sauce in it. What's that? So that the woman can't get the condom and shove it back up there trying to get pregnant. And so there's been times where women have been caught because then their kuchis on fire. Oh, is that right? And then you're never to accept a condom from a woman

because she could have taken a safety pin and poked it. And then she'd have an unopened condom. Okay. You would never be able to see with your naked eye that there's holes in it. Wow. Is there any specific hot sauce? Like to best go.

I like the trough. Yeah, trough. I don't like trough. Oh my god, I don't like it. I don the truff. I don't like truff. Oh my god, I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I got it at Costco, because everyone was raving about it. You don't like the pasta sauce.

No, it's too much. It's too much truffles. It's too much truffles. It's too garlicky or something. Sometimes people are just over the truffle. I'm not. Yeah, truffle. I would like to come back as a truffle pig in my next life,

because I can never have enough truffle. Right. Really?, I would like to come back as a truffle pig in minutes like because I can never have enough trouble Right really yeah, I don't like the truth my friend Liz is like it's too much for me like I can't I can't and then I'm like oh can't we get the white mushroom pizza with the truffle She's like fuck I'm gonna kill you. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like it. Okay, this girl sexy red denies leaking Leaking her own sex tape. She's a rapper and I just thought it was interesting because now we were talking about how what a scandal it was with Kim Kardashian's sex tape and now people are just releasing their own. Well a lot of people have done that over the years. Yeah. It was a girl from survivor who she has a breakout sound song called pound town.

You better believe it. Let's go. I love Fountown. She really started a sex positive wave. And sex positive. I think I'm going to agree with what's sexy red. I'm going to agree with her. I'm going to agree with her. I think more sex positive. Well,

enough is enough. People are saying the reason you accidentally released your sex tape is because she was got bad attention. So she's trying to deflect attention away from her recent comments about Donald Trump in which I guess she showed support for him while talking to Theo Vaughn on his podcast. Oh, all right. As we know Theo doesn't care about, you, you know, exposing bad things, but yeah. Well, I mean, she sex positive her name's sexy red.

Well, not have sex tape. Yeah, and her song's called Pound Town. I think it all, it all goes together, but I guess she said something. So she had to like, say, let me just, so adding, so next time I get in trouble for anything, get ready for a sex tape. Yeah, so that's the thing to do.

Like, let's say everyone's like, whoa, Chris said something on his, you know, podcast and it was bad. You are gonna just need to accidentally, or just, I don't think anybody needs to see that, you know? Or just like something just like nude and then you have to act like I can't believe.

Like, I guess in her case, like I guess if someone I guess the thing to new PR thing to do is you get in trouble for something. People are like, I can't believe that she supported this political cause. I don't like right. So then you tell like so then you act you tell your people act like some old flame posted, you know, and then everyone's like, oh my god, we're seeing this because you're like, I don't care if someone sees me having sex, but then that deflects from the fact that they're mad, that you didn't say the politically correct thing. Yeah. I think more than you way to get out of it, really need to adopt. And I'm surprised more people don't, especially like a Hassan Manage, or even sexy,

even sexy red. Yeah. I think more people really need to adopt like just saying fuck off. You know, I'm surprised more people don't. Like, I thought if some of us came out today and go, yeah, I made up some stories. Big deal. Fuck off. I feel that would fix everything. And I don't know why more people don't take that approach. Because how something else can go on to do a podcast and be fine in life. Yes. He doesn't need the

comp the the daily tour and make a ton of money. He doesn't need to be on the daily show anymore, comedy central anything. Sexy Red can do fine releasing her stuff on her own. But his has on like so hilarious like a Louis CK that his audience, like the Louis CK audience, it doesn't care that he whipped out a stick and masturbated in front of some women because they've probably done it too. So they're like, you know, like that's not,

you're on the totem pole of like being a creep from the last five years, they put them, you know, lower middle half, whatever. And so like, I don't know how hardcore his audience is. Yeah. Like, I think there's certain people where their audience will be like, I don't care, like, I don't care what you do. I think a lot of people do.

And then go away for six months and come back and then like, address it at the top of the show and smirk. Uh-huh. And then get there. I think a lot of people get there. I think a lot of people get there. I think a lot of people get there. I think a lot of people get there. I think a lot of people get there. I think a lot of people get there. I think a lot of people get there. I think a lot of people get there. I think a lot of people get there. I think a lot of people get there.

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Yeah. And all the Oopalupas didn't get a job. I know. And all the little people are very, they're like, wait a minute. I can have, I can have, I can have. Wait, is that show coming back again? Willy Wonka, Timothy Shalamey.

Oh, that's right. That's right. And who grants one of the Oopalupas? But, you know, they did the same thing with the one. That's right. That's right. And who grants one of the Oompa Loops? But you know, they did the same thing with the one... Seven to War. No, but they also did the same thing when they redid it with Johnny Depp.

Yes. They didn't have a bunch of little people. They had one guy dancing around that they, you know, repeated. Greatest little people story ever. I know what we probably talked about before in this show, but I'm going to say it one more time because it was wrong and but yet hilarious. People story ever I know we probably talked about before in this show, but I'm going to say it one more time because

It was wrong and but yet hilarious We did a sketch for Chelsea Leile where we needed a bunch of little people is gonna be a chewy thing and We chose these house Yes, it's a chewy pool party. Yeah, it's a chewy pool party and we had a bunch of little people come and there was one Person who showed up we had casties people and one person showed up who looked small, little, short, but not necessarily a little person. And we were like, hmm, yeah, I don't know

if this one's gonna work. So we had to have one of the production assistants because we were cowards and didn't want to do it. We had to have one of the production to go over to the woman and say thank you for coming. But I don't believe you're a little person. And she said, Did they get at the measuring tape?

Because legally, legally, you can be considered a little person legally. I think if you have, I think you have to be 49er under. I, well, I, you cannot be 411. I know this one, this woman was like 411. And we couldn't, we were just like, we're sorry. We got a, we sorry, we couldn't you we were just like we're sorry

You gotta sorry we can't and she got into a car with nine other people just And they drove to this no, but yeah, it's I remember having to send that woman home because she was not She was 411 you know how there's like tiktok things we had to do on that show You know how there's there how there's TikTok. Cause things we had to do on that show. You know how there's like those TikTok stitches where people are like, is there a word you mispronounce that has haunted you for the rest of your life or whatever? Well, I have so many forget it.

But like, there is this one time I was at the groundling Singa show. And it was before Chelsea lately, maybe I was as in my 20s, this will haunt me. And there was, who I, there was this person, okay? Long blonde hair and like bell bottom and like a little stylish, like leopard coat. Right.

And I was like, oh my god, look how cute that little girl is. I think she turned around and she was a little person. Yeah. It's still, it It still haunts me. Yeah. I mean, I still see myself exactly how that I messed up felt, but I mean, I'm sorry. I just saw her from the back and I just, I thought it was just someone brought their kid that they really stylishly dressed in a adult way, which a lot of people do.

Right. And I'm pretty sure she heard me. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Yeah. And I'm just still like, yeah, I was with things that I just feel so bad. I was walking with Chui one time in Japan. We were there for something. I forgot. And Chui and I were walking out of the street in Japan. And Chui's whole life must have had people pointing at him and stuff. That's just the way it is. And little kids will point and do whatever. So some little kid in Japan had pointed a chewy and said something like, look,

mommy, look at that little person. And I think it was 60 years of people pointing at him had just finally he snapped. And I was standing right there. And he turned to this little boy-year-old who was wearing like a weird hat. And he goes, well, look at you! Look at you! And now, look at your stupid hat! I was like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean, that's, yeah, for you should have told all of you must have been. Right. You know, because I hear that when you go to Japan and you're like, yeah, under whatever, they are like very excited.

Yeah, yeah, anyway. This guy, I saw this from Hollywood Unlock, it says gunplay has reportedly lost custody of his daughter after not showing up for court. And I just wanna say, I do think it would be hard if your name was gunplay, to say I'm really the fit parent. Like maybe you think about these names in case you don't stay with your,

the mother of your child. It's gotta be a little bit harder. And part of the reason that she won is because the wife alleged that he that he was pulled a gun on her while she was holding the daughter. So his name was gunplay. Right. And then he held a gun on her. Yeah. And then he didn't show up for court. And he's like, why won't you let me be with my daughter, judge? Yeah. I always love when I have to because when they go to court they have to say their real name, you know gunplay

AKA Todd Stevens, you know, just like a normal regular guy name Yeah, I always think it's just so like you know like all the names the bad bunny that I and You know like 50 cent his name was Curtis right. Yeah Curtis Jackson and so when Chelsea was when Chelsea was named, it was like, oh, it's Curtis. You know, like, I was like, oh, yeah, you always introduce himself as Curtis when we had him. Yeah, so. But I guess people would be like, and then it wasn't 50. It was Fitty.

Fitty, yeah. But it was, yeah. I never thought that. Oh, he's coming after, I guess he's coming after P. Diddy. This whole thing with the guy singing, like, singing like a canary about the work and a finally find out two pocket biggie and people thinking P. Diddy or puff daddy or everyone to call him Sean Comes was involved. Yeah. And

does he did he know this was coming down and this is why he gave all of his artists their rights to the music back. What other stuff is going on with his, you know, he'd, he'd like, you know, have all these young male artists in his camp that he would, there's rumors about that. Whoa. You haven't heard about that. I mean, I heard about it, you know, yeah. I don't know. Fitty Curtis. He likes to talk. Now, California has banned the Red Food Die found in Skittles. Yep. Yeah.

And it's also an infidious. It's also impede assure. It's an everything. I've read like a million things, but yeah. I don't know. My son had a lot of pede assure. So I'm sorry Drake.

Uh-huh. I don't know what to say. He seems fine, right? Who? Yeah. I mean, he made him real tall. Yeah. Good. I don't I mean, I made him real tall. Yeah. Cause I don't, I mean, I would probably say, I guess, I don't know.

I guess, I guess Peter Scherke can go back and just take it out. Or is it so much stuff that you can't take it out? It's a whole product is done. Like, no, I think they just have to take it out. They just have to take out the red dye number three. And they can so you can still have skittles. Like Mario Lopez was very upset. He posted about this that he was upset that this is,

he believes there's bigger problems in the world than going after skittles. Well, there are bigger problems, but still this is like, a problem that, who cares? If all these other countries are saying it's bad, it causes cancer, why are we like, we don't care. Like just eat something else. I don't even like skittles.

How do you like that? But you don't really like them. Do you really? And like kids really did like them. Yeah. Yeah. Cause they're just like refreshing and just like you only need a handful

and just that burst of flavor. Okay. Too chewy. I'm just gonna say too chewy. What about starbursts? Hmm. It's not my first choice. What about, um,

do you remember red to speaking of red dye number three? Do you remember when they just discontinued red M&M's when we were younger? They were red M&Ms in the bag then they said no more red M&Ms because of red dye number three We can't do anymore red M&Ms and then for years there were no red M&Ms and Then boom red M&Ms were back because I guess they started putting red die number three back in, but they knew in the 70s that it was a problem. Did you hear about this new thing for little kids? I think it's so good. Okay, so you go to your treating with your kid and then you come home and you say take out all the candy and you're like pick five or whatever and then we're gonna put the

rest out for the which switch or something to come. Yeah. And then in the morning, there's like a Barbie and the candy's been taken. And so then she's all excited the next day to get her gift from the witch switch or switch switch or whatever. And then you don't have to deal with this candy

and you can just chuck it or you can put it away or whatever She doesn't have to ask about anymore pretty good idea. I think that's a really good idea Because the fun of it is just going around and getting it But I was remember like people would be like oh, well, then you can donate it or what I'm like But then I don't nobody should have you having this but candy right I I wish there were more easy things to give out that aren't candy. I feel like we're donating. I was in the airport yesterday and I'm ringing up something at one of those Hudson news

places or whatever. And the woman goes, do you want to donate a bottle of water to the troops? I was like, the American troops? Like I feel like they got enough water. You know, I don't think American troops are like, oh, I'm really poor. Well, I was like, so we're like,

okay, we're gonna put this one aside. That's gonna go in a box. Right, I know, I'm like, why don't you just be a dollar? I feel this is gonna be a disconnect between me and this lady and that water getting to the guy in a cobble. I don't know if that's gonna happen.

So, but the questions now before I actually get to the point where a cobble. I don't know if that's gonna happen. So, but the question's now before I actually get to the point where I'm out the door. I do or doing the dollar. Yeah. And I was just gonna ask you a quick question. And it's like, you, oh, I always do the dollar because I'm like, God forbid, I don't do the dollar. And this girl does a tick talk about me

that I didn't do the dollar. I mean, the tip or the charity, because there's, no, the tip. You get about four of them now. It's the tip. It's the charity, it's the, what do you think of me? What do you think of the service?

One, giving it one to 10. Yeah. You get that one now. And it's like, for the coffee, you add the dollar. Yeah. And then you're just like, you know what,

I want the people to have the dollar. Right. But then you're like, I'm the asshole that just spent $7 on a coffee. What the fuck was that? Why am I ever getting, I don't deserve a $7 on a coffee. I was a tipped employee for many years, so I have the soft spot. I'll do it.

But it kinda makes me, as I'm getting in line, being like, it's just hard for me like I could afford it whatever, but it's just hard for me to be like I just going in general I don't want to I just feel like that's such a waste. I think about it I'm like God minimum wages this much and if someone wanted a coffee that being minimum wages would be half their minimum wage I don't know what people do it. Yeah, I saw a thing yesterday that They're saying and a lot of people talk of people are going back to work still, you know, it's still, a lot of these places are still vacant. And they were saying,

if you go into a city, whatever, New York City say coming from Jersey along out and they go into New York City to work, you spend about $50 a day on, you know, out, out going to work for lunch, for coffee, for the commute, for whatever. And that, that's no longer out there. That's 50 bucks, you know, multiplied by what it had. Yeah.

300 million people, whatever. That's now no longer a part of the, you know, this commerce, wheels of commerce. Oh, but there's a lot of missing out. Like, yeah, they're missing now. Like, yeah. So, and you just stay home, work from home, you're not putting out a 50 bucks a day. Right.

So, I mean, I feel like I walk out of the house. I, it's a hundred and it's $2,000 a day. I can't leave the house for the rest of the time. It's always just what? I gotta buy some stupid skeleton. And, you know, we got 50 fucking skeletons at the house now. Am I all saying in dance? Like it's a good thing I'm not like a cheater or anything.

Like trying to walk into my house now, it's like every fucking bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop Every skeleton sitting. Oh my god, I want to call it a scene. Because they're all motion activated and they're all singing and dancing on the way in. I can't sneak out. So NASA plans to build houses on the moon by 2040. Yeah, perfect.

Who is going there? Like, and then all the comments were like really, like this is the plan. What, I don't know, I guess they're doing these how 3D houses and all the 3D printer houses. And yeah. Okay, but like I still think you know Whatever I'd ever want to go go ahead

Go ahead. Yeah, why would I want to be bouncing around at the moon? Or when you go in your house, you don't bounce around yeah, because it's like 400 degrees on the moon or something I don't think you can go outside I mean, it's bad enough that we make construction workers work when it's like 110. Now they have to go over there. Right. Eat their sandwich on the side of the moon floating away. I just see this sort of just like, Oh my God, I don't even want to. There's so many things in the world that happened, you know, that are horrible that I'm like, I'm really glad my parents are dead. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm curious to know what they would think, but I also think they'd be so sad

that I'm like, I'm glad they're not seeing it. Only fans, okay. This cop, female cop pulled the sky over. And he was like, excuse me, like I just paid $29. The driver said, the driver, she pulled over, definitely has a problem with it.

He goes, I wouldn't want her to be arresting me when I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 having sex on OnlyFans. So she's the hardcore OnlyFans. She does the sex. Yeah, she's not doing the Denise Richards who's doing collabs with her own daughter. Right. See me and Charlie Sheen's daughter. We're doing an OnlyFans collab.

They're doing collabs. They're probably just doing sexy outfits and photo shoots. I mean, I don't think she's making out with her daughter. But like, what are you going to do? You know, she doesn't get child support anymore from Charlie Shee. Right. And she doesn't want to go to Canada to do any home art movies. So she's going to do a clap with her daughter.

And the daughter doesn't want to be an actress. The daughter's like, I don't want to learn sitcom lines. She's not, yeah. I just want to do this, the only fan. So this girl's like, Isn't she doing hardcore stuff too though? Wasn't she? The daughter, she said,

I'm going to show my boobs after I get my boobs job as the last thing I read. So I think she's gotten a boob job to saving it for that. But, you know what, I'm moving to the moon. I know, maybe we do go to the moon. I just like, I've had about enough of it. How do you only fans,

if you have to stay in that outfit bouncing around? These are only people that only fans can go to the moon. Anyway, people you're not supposed to have a side job, I guess, when you're in the police. This is the Minneapolis cops. You're not supposed to have a side job. So they don't know what to do because this is not really like she's not like she's working on a restaurant on her off days. Right.

I feel like a lot of people are getting busted like teachers and stuff. The only fans, I mean, whatever. If people want to go out there, they're trying to really turn this into a comedy thing. I don't know if you've been approached yet. What do you mean a comedy fan? Only fans. They're trying to get away from like, fans who are comedy. Put your comedy special on only only fans and things like that.

But it does have such a, like the first thing people think is porn when they think all of that. Why is someone trying to de-brand something that's super successful? Just let it be porn. Just let it be porn, let it be the naked stuff. Yeah, I mean, I love,

we got a shoehorn comedy and everything. It's like, leave the porn people have their porn. No comedy bullshit. I know, but at first I thought that I'm like, wait, is this like for people to like do their stand-up and linger right? I didn't know what the fuck they were asking me. Yeah, but actually I trying to make it like a legitimate, not just porn. Um, Chet Hanks, son of Tom Hanks. Yeah.

He is supposedly flirting with Kim Zalziak who's going through her divorce on the surreal life. MTV's. You know that everyone thinks they stole the cancel house idea. It's a villain house. House of villains. House of villains on E. I definitely think it's not, I think again, our idea, yes,

to do I think, if someone listen to it, maybe. Right. And then realized it will be a lot easier to get a bunch of Has been villains from reality shows than getting people that were canceled that might want to come back right so your idea of Cancel house of taking all the canceled people Was a better idea in concept but executing I think it would have been hard. Oh, it would have been yeah You're not gonna get Matt Lauer and Kevin Spacey to live in a house together. It would have been great, but you're not.

No, you're not. Yeah, so. So you're only gonna get these people that were like, dick something out of people. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm gonna go, Jackson is on it, Van der Pum, and his restaurant is opening up, so he's having something for it.

It's gonna go and see his restaurant, which is in the valley. Yeah, it's over. It's so to go and see his restaurant, which is in the valley. Yeah, it's so, I, it's so tested. Yeah, I'm gonna go see that and then, and, you know, watch it, but whatever. I mean, good for him. Yeah, I mean, that's what he's supposed to do. But it's mostly their flirty and I think Chek Hanks is such a weirdo. So I think they'll be kind of fun to watch.

I mean, he's really the Rita Wilson Tom Hanks kid. He's the Rita Wilson one. Then he has the other one, Colin, that's like, Colin, who looks just like, and is like, a married and a kid and like a work like, and then he's been, he's the white rapper and, you know, said controversial things and all that kind of stuff. But he looks nothing like Tom Hanks. This guy, chat. Yeah. He doesn't look like Tom Hanks. And he looks nothing like Tom Hanks, this guy, Chad, who doesn't look like Tom Hanks. And Colin looks just like Tom Hanks. Right.

And then there's another show that he could have been on that was like famous by association or something. It was like, where people would have to guess, who are you? Oh, I'm the niece of Tom Hanks. Or I'm the, did you ever see that? I never watched it. One of the Jonas Brothers was like the host.

Oh, really? And it was like, and people like, no, you should watch it, but then they're, you'd have to guess. So they're in a house. Uh-huh. And then they're guessing like your brother would be there. Okay. Almost like a mass singer, but yeah, that without their mask on. And they're kind of like and then if they guess who you are, then you get kicked out. But I'm like, it's just not hard to guess who these people are. Yeah. Spare, yes, I'm like, so I don't know if it was that big of a hip, but that was like on regular show.

And I don't know if these show, if anyone cares about these shows anymore. No. You know what I mean? Like, who's on this real life? This real life, again, I only recognize a cap of them. The house of villains, I only recognize a cap of them, because if you don't watch basketball wives, or you don't housewives or something and someone's there's no real housewives

on it. Oh, I think Daniel Stobb makes an appearance from New Jersey. But like, like, Jackson's probably the biggest person. And then I see in the preview that Spencer Pratt like makes an appearance. Oh, I saw that. He's just walking in the house and then they goof on him and I, who? He goes, I'm Spencer Pratt. And then like the next five people like, who's that old man or whatever? All right. Yeah, I saw what's the trail of for it.

It could be kind of funny. Let me see what else I want to say. Here's my headshot. I found it. Oh, I remember that headshot. Yeah. This is what I talked about it on Tuesday shows. I found it and posted it, Shannon had it.

And I just can't believe I never booked anything. Never, right? I did book a marine land commercial, which was like a poor man sea world and it was out in palace verdes. Yeah. I think that's where it now, what's the hotel in the palace verdes? I don't know.

I was taking something lately. I think you're in here. What was the, wait, there's a hotel like there now. It's like a fancy hotel in Palsburde. And there was this place called Marine Land, you know, with the things that like a plain world. Yeah. Yeah.

And I got the part because they were introducing the fact that the mom and the child whale were gonna do an act together, whatever. And so I remember they're like, this is your dad, pretend this is your dad. And my dad was like 45 when he had me. So at this point, he's like over 50, and he always had white hair.

And they gave me this dad that I'm like Are you kidding me like this guy's like hot is shit like he was like I just remember I had to like Bounce on his arm and he was so young and fit. I was like This is my dad. This is the only part I booked out is like Now that could be an only fence Think of put that commercial So I'm, and I had to point and be like, look, look, look at the Shamu and her daughter or whatever. And then so we're waiting for the commercial to come out, we're waiting for, and you know,

back then you just had to have the TV on to see our commercials. I was like, I'm going to subscribe, like all these these commercials like detergents and you know all these products. Yeah, sure on the business Shannon did really well. Yeah, but I didn't and so then like we I'm like finally I booked something so excited to see it. And I remember like where we were in the kitchen. We had this TV at the end of this long table And they the news breaks like very sad news out of a Pals for days at marine land. The mother like freaked out and the mother like well,

smothered the baby. So my whole commercial, the killer whale somehow killed its child. So now my whole commercial that was about the baby. I mean your career could have taken all, you could have been, you would have been on this real life right now, banging checks. And I was like, well, they're like,

I mean, that's all, I mean, we were sad because I met, you know, and I saw the baby. Yeah. But I was also, my mom was like, well, now it's not gonna replay and you're not gonna get any residual checks. Yeah. I only got the one day payment. Whoa, yeah.

Well, that's too bad. Because my sister would get a lot of money from the residual. But I feel like you put yourself in a corner making you like a cowboy, like you, it's, this is a very Western look. I, that's what you wanted me to wear the Iris Burton. That was what's Iris Burton up to these days.

You know what Sharon Stone played her in that movie. She played her in the movie about that the the weird movie that didn't make it the room. Oh really? Sharon Stone played Iris Burton. She was a real agent. Oh my really? Oh Stone played Iris Burton. She was a real agent. Oh, my, really? Oh, that's interesting. But I mean, Sharon Stone. And I, yeah. Well, I was not into business. Oh, they was a baseball player. Yeah, I remember going, like, I, how, when they gave me the LA Dodgers hat. Yeah. And this is like, you could see this is like a street,

like on like Melrose off of Melrose, right? At the photographer's Hat. And this is like, you can see this is like a street like on like Melrose, off of Melrose, right? At the photographer's house. And they gave me that baseball mitt. And I was like, what? Like I don't play baseball. Like that's where I was just like, that's where I sucked in the thing. Like, and then I'd be like doing characters

and dancing around it. And my mom would be like, why can't you be like that? You know, you're wasting my time. And I'm like, I know, I am. Like, I'm like, I get there, I like, be asleep with a car by the time I got to Hollywood Boulevard. I mean.

And then she'd be like, trying to braid my hair and it would like have knots in it. And I'm crying in the back of the car. Oh, it's almost good that you didn't make it then. Because I think if you made it then, you wouldn't be here now, you know what I mean? Definitely not. I would be on, I probably would be on only thing.

Or just like completely out of the business and you just all come back to you days and, I was on seven commercials. I was in a Skittles commercial before they banned it. Or like yeah, for I actually got into like the acting and got like a kid role. Yeah, I was never like in the, I used to, I remember I saw an ad in the paper

when I was a kid for the circus Like join wringling brothers join it. Yeah, like get just go to clown college to become in circus And I remember used to use it like as if my fan was mad at my family like shut up dad I'll join the circus and my father's like go ahead Like I was seriously gonna go to clown college. That was my What? It's like, I was seriously going to go to clown college. That was my, I think I could do it. I'm in clown.

They used to be a thing like clown. I, when we were in Lake Tahoe, we went to like this performance of a man and woman like whatever magician. Yeah. And, and I was like, oh my god, I remember when I was trying to make it in Hollywood or whatever. And I went and I'm like, I think I could be a singer. So I tried to be a singer on a cruise ship. And the guy is like, yeah, you got to take voice lessons.

But check out this guy if you want. So I'm like, all right, so I go meet the guy and just play. And he's like, okay, let's see if you could be like a lounge singer, whatever. Right. So I like singing a song and he's like, all right, I could work with you. And I could probably get you in this lounge in Lake Tahoe. Oh. And you could work at this lounge every night in Lake Tahoe at like whatever.

And you were interested in something like that? That sounded like a... Yeah, I just thought, oh my God, to be able to perform as a living. Right. I'll just do whatever. And I come home, I like tell my dad, dad, I think I'm gonna work to be a singer. I'm like, he's like, what?

No, he's like, why are you leaving Hollywood to go to like, I don't know. I just seem like so tired of going out for things that I never get. I just kind of was at least, I feel like I I don't know. I just seem like so tired of going out for things that I never get, you know? Like I just kind of was like at least I'd feel like I was like being artsy, but I'm not even good. Like good enough. What's on you seeing the audition?

Is it your go-to? Didn't you have a go-to? I've had a go-to forever, which is let's give him something to talk about, which is the easiest song for Carrie O.G. I think, you know, it was something more like loungey. Like, when the clock strikes after six, dear, I don't know the words.

But it's not bad. Don't stop to spread. Not bad. And then I was like, this is about someone getting killed by a shark, right? No, is it? Yeah, because it's like, yeah, because the shark eats somebody and then the blood blows out, but it's like a jazzy song. Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, so there you go. Chris, where can

everybody find you? Everything, you know, frangela.fun has all my dates. I'm coming Milwaukee at this sunday. I'm in Milwaukee. That'd be nice to see people come to the Milwaukee improv. Definitely. And I'm at the Grand Comedy Club in Escondito, California on the 20th and 21st Escondito Grand Comedy Club. And then on and on and on. Good nights in Raleigh, Charlotte Comedy Zone, Cleveland, Hellarities, on. I love the guy.

I'm just doing one night. Yeah, Nick, he's the grandest. I'm in Helium of Buffalo Buffalo governor's in Leviton Stadmin theater in Rhode Island and comedy the Carlson and on French all of that fun has everything Are you back on the road any so fun? Well, I have my big show at The weekend of You're right you're probably on and that is Number fourth. It's sold it's sold out. I, yeah, people are like trying to get tickets and I,

there's nothing I can really do. I just hope that the people that have the tickets go. And if they don't go, I hope they give them to somebody else because I don't want to go out there and have a sold out show. And I look out. It's not sold out. And then the bloggers are like, it was never sold out. I'm sitting next to an empty seat right now.

So like every time someone's like, yeah, I've got a seat and I can't go now. I posted it in my GC scoop of Sass because I'm sitting next to an NPC right now. So like every time someone's like, I can't, I've got a seat and I can't go now. I posted it in my GC scoop of Sass because I'm like, you paid for it. I want people there. So, but I'm really excited. I mean, I'm Brandy and Julie are gonna be there and we'll just be talking about all the GC scoop and it'll be super fun and staying on the D-Shi.

And Vegas. Yeah, it'll be really, I guess I'll see that big sphere. The sphere, things wild. I keep seeing pictures of it sticking out above the whole city and it's like a jack-o-lantern and a basketball ball. But I want to know,

it's like bothering people who live at homes by it. Like, is it like bright all night and you've got to let it get black out wide? I do hear it's stopping traffic on there because the whatever freeway that is, goes right past it. And people are stopping to look at it and it's causing traffic jams.

Oh, well, it's pretty cool looking. Yeah. Yeah. Very exciting stuff. Thank you for having me back. Love you. Covered a covers my podcast. Come over and give that a listen for us.

Absolutely. I love you, Chris. Come to Milwaukee. I know it's going to be, you know know you get the worst thing for you have as a comedian is seeing the discount ticket link go up when you're going somewhere Yeah, I just saw it go up in Milwaukee. I'm like well that's great for the Milwaukee people get a deal get a deal Pick up a deal things are expensive you can go have some fun and I mean probably apple picking Yeah, I feel like it's a cute. Yeah, I love Milwaukee.

Yeah, great time last time there. Sunday night, one show. Erica James tickets were going for $2. Oh, no, yeah. No, it doesn't matter. It's tough. Listen, we want people in some city. Some city sell out quick.

You can pick up a great deal. Pick up a great deal. I'm performing at a gift shop in, this is real Saturday night, this Saturday. Where? In like champagne Illinois. It's called maha male Illinois, it's a gift shop. Sold out, sold out. What do you see?

It's out there. Oh, who knows? Probably 12. It's a gift shop. I'm just performing next to like pencils. You know, whatever, you do what you got to do. I think you just do it to keep yourself humble. I do.

I mean, you know, I don't know. You know, people say, oh, she's changed, you know, how the McDonald's changed. That's the same. And at my son's school, this girl who was in my school, my high school, came as that next to me and she was a juicy scooper. And she said, you know, I love listening to you

And you are just exactly the same as you were in high school, right? So I'm like, thank you I get so weird that people that listen to this show then tell me that in the last eight years I've changed so much, but then how is it that someone that knew me in 1988? Right says no, yeah This is exactly how you spoke. This is the exactly and the only thing is nothing has changed I think I have a guy who knows you I mean you can't help but be humbled in this business yeah you get home so no matter even if you try to be an asshole and cocky and whatever you get humbled over and over again no matter who you are yeah in thousands of ways

just like oh here we see it every day. I know, I had, it's like, you know, I went to my country club, which I deserve to go to a country club so shut up and I like it. And they had like a wine night or whatever. And so I'm like, gosh, you know, I'm home this weekend, I'm not performing,

I'm gonna go. So I go and it started at five. Right. Well, by seven, it'm not performing, I'm gonna go. So I go and it started at five. Right. Well, by seven, it was like over, but they had a band playing. And I was like, oh my gosh, you let's go over to where the band is. And Peter didn't go because he was like tired or whatever he didn't go. So I was there. And now I'm smart enough to not post my stories when I'm buzzed. Though people like Spencer's wife, Heidi, they want, people are sad they're not seeing it. But I'm a little scarred from people hating my guts.

Yeah. So I was like, you know, but they were so good. They were playing this music and everything. And I'm showing it. But I'm like, you know what? I'm going to just not post it right now. I'm going to watch in the morning. Yeah. That's a good idea. Finally. I'm gonna watch in the morning. So finally, learn.

That's a good idea. Finally. Yeah. I watch it in the morning. And I'm like, everybody else was posting them at pink like with her and let us more set. Like so cool. And then you see my, if I was to have posted it,

everyone has white hair. It's practically empty. Oh my god. And I'm like, oh yeah. Well, good for you. Yeah, I will just you should just gotta wait and yeah I think the waiting till the morning's great. Yes, yeah Because I go back to like my hotel room. I went on the road and you know do these Gen Kirk music on dear America

Like can I just I think it's important at the time dear America Let me tell you and then I'm like oh, I'm so embarrassing. Yeah the time. Dear America, let me tell you. And then I'm like, oh, what was it? It's so embarrassing. Yeah. Anyway. Yes, very good. All right, love you, friendjola.fund. That's it.

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