Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Teresa’s Wedding, Kim Dumps Pete, with Brandy and Julie

Episode Date: August 9, 2022

Big announcement! I am coming to see you! Get tickets at heathermcdonald.net  Kim and Pete broke up… making another prediction of mine true. Khloe and Tristan Thompson have another baby via surrogate. Teresa Giudice got married, and Melissa and Joe didn’t show. Brandy and Julie came for my last podcast from Newport. They just returned from Europe, where they ran in the Lenny Kravitz. Celebrities are getting slammed for private jets… but would you do the same thing? Demi Lovato is back to being she/her. You can get canceled for calling a tampon a feminine product. Wendy Williams got married to an NYPD officer. Did Chris Rock play the Will Smith slap perfectly? SNL might end after 50 seasons.  Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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To the number one tabloid real life hot cat Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I'm back in the Woodland Hills headquarters. I packed up my place and went back to the 818. And as I was leaving, I got on my car and the song for I think pretty in pink

don't you forget about me that's what was playing back for the club as I left. Anyway it was great went on the boat Jeff Lewis and Jeff Stewart in town my friends and we went on the boat had a cocktail sunset party Saturday and we went on the boat, had a cocktail sunset party Saturday night, we went on the boat with the kids on Sunday, back to reality, I'm gonna go through the hottest topics that happened this weekend and then I have a great really fun interview with two of your favorites Brandi and Julie that we did tape back in Newport but it's all here right now ready for you, okay?

Okay, so Teresa got married. It was pretty shocking. The hair was out of like my gypsy wedding. It was crazy. It was like all, is like take all this extra hair, several wigs at the crown of your head, like the back of your head, like the back of your head, and then a big diamond crown tiara.

And it took me a minute, like to just absorb. And then I realized I had a very similar look for my wedding. I basically did the same thing, but I didn't have fake hair. And it was in May 27, 2000. So I wish Theresa and Louis 20, I hope that her hair brings the same luck that my hair did, 22 years of marriage, but the look I did was, I had them take all my hair and then they like put

so much hairspray in it and they wove it like a basket at the crown of my head and then I had the tiara. It wasn't as big but it's so honestly it's so similar and then the the veil went on the back. I just thought that listen we knew it's being filmed for the show we knew she wanted a big thing it was like just when you think maybe Hollywood has changed your like no you know no money can't buy a class it can't it was so New Jersey it was it was like she just wanted it really really big. Oh came out that it

was 10,000 for her hair. So this is clearly what she wanted. She had her four gorgeous daughters were there. They all have good taste and were dressed really pretty. They all were like these pinky rose very tight fitting dresses. They let it go. They knew. This is what our mom watched. It was clearly like a look that she had thought about and decided on it. I don't know what he thought when she saw her walking down to AvA Maria also. AvA Maria was part of my wedding. We're just very similar. I didn't really realize how similar here I am. I have photos on my wedding here on the YouTube. If you want to watch Jesus Koop on YouTube, go and subscribe. Yeah, so I was about to rip on it.

I was like, hey, bitch, you did a similar look. Now, you might go, hey there, but come on. It was 22 years ago. Hey, some looks are timeless, clearly, and I chose one. Didn't think it at the time, but now I realize, I'm back in style. Thanks, Teresa. Louis C, whatever her name was,

let her new husband's last name. Durinda was there and she posted a bunch of photos of herself there, Real thirsty photos. She was very critical of Jill's there and being thirsty. She did one, it's like a paparazzi of her arriving, her with the bride and groom. The photos were everywhere. They did not tell them that you didn't have,

that you couldn't post or you couldn't have your camera. There was none of that. And people were posting all different. Everyone got everything we saw. The dancing, we saw the entertainment. I don't know because I'm thinking Bravo paid her to share her wedding with them. So she got a fee for that. And I'm surprised that there wasn't a stricter policy. She actually had a very similar, so she wore two dresses. And the first dress was like very light pink. You couldn't really tell in the photos.

It was very light pink, strapless, very similar to Tamra's, went to Eddie, which I did attend. And we definitely could not post or any of that because it was filmed for a Bravo Special. Maybe Teresa has more power. Maybe they realize, you know what, social media and reality shows go hand in hand, wife to try to stop it. It's going to get out. It's impossible for not to get out. And so a bunch of housewives went and they, I heard it was just tons of food. It was really good food. It was very expensive. There was like a two-hour cocktail, hour where she was then busy taking photos and filming.

Then they came in, there was entertainment. There was a burlesque dancer. I thought that was weird, that danced around and just to the point of just little pasties. So just like the flapping tits just out at the wedding. Very weird. The other entertainment was kind of fun, like these other dancers, but that part I think is weird. The food was really good. You got your choice of

a chateau beyond or chicken or fish, but the dinner came very, very late. Everyone has said that. It just was a really drawn out. Lots of fun, but no one was hungry, but it came very late. And then so the people, a lot of people left around 11, 11, 30 because they are a 50-year-old bride and groom. The people are 50. When someone is 30 and they get married, maybe the old people leave and the 30-year-olds hang out and they part until 3am and that's when you want that in an out truck. Well she had that.

She had the shake-shack, she had the candy, she had the pizza, but some people left before the dinner and 8th of shake-shack and the pizza and were of shake check in the pizza and were like I'm out I'm 55 years old I'm out. Ramona did not go Ramona did not go she now she posted on Saturday her going oh my god I mean in a beautiful yacht in a visa I just came out of the gorgeous water where I was swimming but that was from like two weeks ago. She totally planned to go and I think at the last minute she just decided she wasn't feeling great. She didn't go. I don't know the reason. Not a lot of people are talking about the fact she didn't go, but she definitely was not disinvited for revealing all the details of the wedding.

And then we found out that the biggest thing is that Melissa and Joden go. And all the details of the wedding. And then we found out that the biggest thing is that Melissa and Joe didn't go. And all the rumors about what went on with the filming, they had the finale for the New Jersey season like a couple nights ago. And apparently the story, rumor to be, is that there is a new housewife who came in with information that Melissa was seeing cheating with a married man like kissing a man. That was talked about all season long. This is alleged. All season long, maybe unbeknownst to Melissa. It finally comes out at the finale. Teresa was made aware of it right in the beginning. Then they filmed for several months. this knowledge somehow gets out on the cameras,

and that's when journalists are like, we're not coming. And it was found out just a couple days before the wedding that they were not attending. The bridesmaids were Dolores and Jen from the show, and then of course the four daughters, and I don't know if there was anybody else besides that his sister married them.

She was the officiant, Louis sister did, and then at one point he's like, thank you to our friends and family and Teresa's like, shows in family and everyone's like, woo! That was another video we saw. Now, Dean and Manzo, we heard that she wasn't going to come because of cameras and she didn't want to be where cameras are going to be very weird because you know, you didn't have to put on a mic you didn't have to talk to anyone with a mic like whatever but there were a lot of people might so if you were like talking to them even if you didn't have a mic I guess it would be

a little nerve-wracking to know that whatever you say could be used however she didn't go we knew she wasn't going, Dina. And then I'm getting to the Dina. And then she posted a bunch of stuff on Saturday and Sunday about letting go and walking away and sometimes a chapter ends and a new begins. And we heard that she had an issue with Dolores, and that she threw the Engage Party and therefore Dolores didn't come. And it is believed that her issue with Dolores is that Dolores, along with her sister Caroline

Manzo, wrote character letters to help her ex-husband, whose Caroline Manzo's biological brother, who she married in the divorce, her ex-husband is facing charges for hiring someone to brutally beat up Dina and her current husband. That whole thing, I don't know where it is in the trial, but they wrote character letters for him, Dolores, and Caroline Manzo is what I believe to be true, so that he would what I believe to be true so that you know he would whatever not get a harsh sentence or or be seen in a better light I don't know and from there she just didn't want to be maybe in the same room with Dolores but Dolores everyone look beautiful that's the deal with the wedding and there you go it was just it

was and then she had a second dress and then she might have had a third but I haven't seen the third second dress at the wedding hair all the still the same. It must have been so heavy and so hot. Mine wasn't. I didn't have any fake hair. I didn't even know you could do like fake hair or falls or anything 22 years ago. So mine was just my own little woven basket in the back of my head. Okay.

Just once two people fall in love and get married, two break up. Kanye and Pete announced that they are done, they broke up. A nice juicy scoop were reminding me that I did say that if they, I said that I believe they'd break up early summer because Pete's not gonna want to deal with four kids going back to school, okay? Back to school shit. It's happening.

It's starting to get stressful. And no 28 year old guy with a big dick wants to deal with that. Okay. But I said, if they don't break up by August, then I think that then if they last until December is when I said, then they would start making the twins. That just in, I wanted to happen. So anyway, I think that, yeah, she had her fun.

She had her fun with him and it is that the age difference was too much. She sense has been posting all this positive stuff about Kanye, posting his Kanye glasses and I also heard it's because she's part owner of Yeez's company. It could be that she's just supporting her children's father. She wants it to be successful, obviously. Or my other prediction a long time ago was, would she possibly be like Elizabeth Taylor who married her ex-husband,

be it married twice to the same person? I said she's Elizabeth Taylor. She might get married married eight times whatever. Who knows? The show premieres in a couple of weeks. The same day they announced that Chloe had her baby, her second baby with Tristan. Oh, Kanye's posting, Skate David said, done it, dead at 28 like this like, you know, old fashion newspaper thing.

So everyone's just real, like it was just a big PR day for a lot of people in the Kardashian clan. Chloe had her baby with Tristan, the surrogate gay birth to the baby boy, we don't know his name. We still don't know Kylie's son's name. So they're saving that for the Hulu premiere, I guess. But Chloe also broke up with her investor boyfriend. He was like an investment banker.

What was he, a equity investor? I mean, come on, you have a baby at home. You're dealing with a husband. You're dealing with baby daddy and Tristan and all of it. I don't know if this baby was born two weeks ago or they just decided to announce it at the same time of the Pete and Kim breakup. I don't know.

Then Stormy, as I predicted, had her little headphones on and went to Travis Scott's first concert since Astro World where he's like, are you ready for it Stormi? And then Kylie Filmder being like, yes, I am. And she's really cute. And anyway, so they're cute. I mean, I have to say, we talk a little bit about Brandi and Julie love Kylie Jenner and her soothing Stormy voice. So there you go with that. Now everybody, I hope that you went to HeatherMcDolland.net

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And going back to Woodland Hills after this, but I'm glad you could make it. It's Brandy and Julie. Hi, my God, it's so nice here. Oh, wow. I hate that we didn't get to do this multiple times. I invited you, but you're on a fancy trip. I feel more like you look richer.

Thank you. Like, more beautiful, younger, this is the luxury we need. I do want to say, as people know, they is the luxury we need. I do wanna say, I have people, no, they can watch this on YouTube. And someone said, I love how you have a light for yourself and not for your guests. My guests do have a light.

However, I kinda have double light because I'm facing the window that faces the bay. So I'm getting natural light at me and then I also have a light. So I'm probably still gonna be a little bit I also have a light so I'm probably still going to be a little bit lighter Then you guys you have the beach view now. I do wonder which episode and which guest Appeared as though they didn't have a beauty light, but I won't make you say No, it was in like it just a comment of someone being like hey, who was the person they thought didn't have a beauty light simply because they looked up here. Oh, yes, that's a good point. I need to go back and think about that.

Well, I can attest there's a light. There's a light. That I look so beautiful. So you came here and normally you come to the office. So this was the first time that you met my dog, Raven, in person. Gorgeous. And I mean, she really is adorable and really attractive. She is a little odd with new people. That's fine. She really only likes Peter. And I had to tell you why. And can I first say, I do love a standoffish dog.

Because I believe that I interpret dogs like people. So when a dog is too much of like a thirst bucket, I'm like, okay, like you just what are your friends with everyone? Like I feel like I'm giving a good energy. Raven who I didn't know that was her name. She, Sushi. Like a maybe named after Raven the drag queen. Yeah, she took one look at us and when I tell you left the room didn't even run but just aggressively went down a long hallway and left She left and I appreciated that because I was like yeah, I like anti-social I don't know you who are you do even go here type of behavior. I like that

So we adopted her because Peter was all of a sudden met her breed and then like joined the Facebook group or found and this person said we're giving we're looking this dog is looking to be adopted not for purchase adopted. She's seven. This is two years ago like beginning of COVID group and so it was out here in Orange County and we met the breeder who brought Raven out and the first thing she said was sorry. She's so fat right now And she was not and I go what oh she doesn't look fat to me And then she said so we're like so why how is it that you're giving her away? Where are you guys moving? Are you destitute now? Are you now bankrupt? You must be you must be bankrupt or health problems.

You must both be going into the hospital and dying because you're giving away your dog that you've had for seven years. This must be happening. I wanna add one more thing. That's a beautiful dog that looks like a, what I presumed was a miniature husky, which I did.

She's an Alaskan cleak guy. She's gorgeous. And not overweight, not even fluffy. It's even a drag queen's style vocabulary. She's a key to that. She basically looks like a husky who's had worked on. Like if a husky had a little little little little little. And it had like an eye lift. And it's smaller. And smaller. Beautiful. So gorgeous not fat. So then the woman said, well she's a breeder dog. And so she's seven years old so she no longer is worth anything

to us as we are pieces of shit. Sorry, go ahead. And she said and she also used to do like it was a show girl like in the best and show. Oh, so we exploited her for as long as we could too. And I think that she do very well. I go, oh, that's amazing. Did she win anything? She goes, no, she never did as well as we thought that she would.

I'm surprised you didn't just kill her. So she's like, so, you know, that's what we do. Yeah, so we do, because we are disgusting. And so then we're like, well, let us think about it. We want to go eat. And I said, 100% were taking this dog, this dog's my spirit animal at the time. Seven times seven, she was seven, she was 49.

She could no longer have babies. Neither could I. She never made it in show business. And she was a little bit fat. I want you to know. And this is, and I, and I, and I hope the breeders listen to your show. I will find you. And when you look the room, she asks, you are going down. She asked for the number. And I was like, don't give it. I don't know where the numbers. It was two years. Now we just went to the top. It's not going to be, it's not going to be on you. It's going to be on me. And if these are lesbians, who did this? I don't have. I don't know for sure, but the style of dress and shoe choice. Sure. Was it like a team? That's why I thought

maybe that's why she's so obsessed with with Peter, why she really and she, her favorite is Peter. And then her second is like second master Dre You know what it's like you know it's interesting to me Except if she sees me a workout clothes, and she's like I think that could be a man This is an interesting thing or she's turned on right because she's also a love this could this is an interesting thing Generally with dogs they're mostly afraid of men because those are the usually the abusers And so I find it to be interesting that these two women These lesbians who will name nameless until I find them were so grotesque to this dog that it's turned off to women

I have to say to them this is a first especially you is a first I look like a man That's what I look like a man and if she ran away ran away She took the right she wasn't barking. She just was like, she just let me get the fashions. Literally was like tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt I can't be around that energy. But before we get into all our GC topics, you guys went on a big European, Mediterranean cruise, I don't know what. And you said you had one good story for me. Well, first of all, we were sitting on a bed with you less than a week before we left. Oh, when we were in Apple.

You were rolling your face with a Jade Roller. And when I tell you when we had COVID for approximately four or seven years, this image of you rolling your face with a Jade Roller. And when I tell you when we had COVID for approximately four or seven years, this image of you rolling your face was so soothing. Like even later I was like, how's the way you had COVID on your trip? No, after home. We got that Euro COVID honey cloud. Yeah, it was intense. And we have never had it once. Never once. Okay, so my friend had the Euro COVID too. But she didn't get any of your luck. She was supposed to go.

She was in Paris. And the day before she was going to leave, she was in a designer store, which you can get these bags for like $600 last, right? So she's going to, and all of a sudden, she fainted. But she didn't hit her head. And then she went to the doctors or hospital, they said you have COVID, and then the next day,

but they were like, we don't, they don't like test you or anything like you, she could have gone on the plan. Of course she wasn't going to. But then she just had to stay at the hotel for five more days, but she was so, she said she wasn't like, coffee or anything. She was just like, just extremely tired.

Well, we tested negative when we left Paris. We tested negative when we left Barcelona. And it doesn't matter, but I know this in the Barcelona airport. And I was like, I'm going to pass out. And that, but we had already tested negative. It would all have started happening in transit. We were already, it was already too, and we gonna pass out. And that, but we had already tested negative. It would all have started happening in transit. We were already, it was already two, and we already tested negative.

By the time we got home, Brandy had to, we tested positive two days later or the next day. I think two days later. Two days later, because we were both like, why do we feel so bad? And then it got worse and worse then we tested positive when we got home.

And then we were sick But for for 27 days we you do with the Jade Roller So I want to say we were sitting with you on a bed. You're rolling face the Jade Roller Yeah, it was less than a week away and we were like oh, we're going you know We're going to see you're up and we're gonna go to Paris and we're like when we're like Like six days from now and you're like, oh wow So like when you leave like we haven't bought our ticket yet and I swear like the Jade roller stops and I was like Yeah, I mean that costs that was beyond but Paris was amazing incredible, but incredible

So we go to Paris for 1.2 million dollars and then we We went to do all this crazy shit. Wait, you did the cruise though, right? After. Okay. We went to Paris first. Because nobody wants to do anything after cruise and you're just like, okay,

and also by the way, COVID, okay, I'm sure that's quite sure that's where we got it. Because we had to test to leave Paris. It was definitely the cruise. That where we got it. Okay. Or the airport, the test is negative at the. Yeah, that's true.

Or the airport. It was in Spain. So we we went to this for Julie's birthday. We went to this like it's like the chateau Marmont of Paris. It's like that this you know it's the hotel and then it's this restaurant. And I knew we'd never sit outside because that's like like only like it's so hard to get a pair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We always have a Paris and know, they're smoking cigarettes and they're, and you, we work cool enough. It's like, oh, we'll take the five o'clock

reservation inside. Sure. It didn't matter. By the way, that's what we're doing tonight. We're going to the five o'clock reservation at Quiet Woman. Go on. And it's our every reservation at Craig's.

Like every time it's like, I can get you guys in at five. And they go, oh, is this Julie? And she's like, yeah, girl, I'm a regular. I'm like a regular at five. We have never one set at 8 p.m. I'm like, no, we'll have sex with Craig. And they're like, yeah, you still can't. And it's like, okay, we've only been there at five. Here's the front table. It's right behind the station. I mean, but that's fine. That's fine. Inside this place, this hotel, and it's like well-known this restaurant, it looks really like large vampires, old, so you know, like 18th century pairs. So I knew Julie would love it. I like the character. I wouldn't know the difference. Well, I'm like looking like,

we're cool people. So, it's like who's out in the painting in that portrait? Old. I love that stuff. We're there for two hours. We leave, we go outside. I mean, we're there for more than two hours because it was packed. And when we go outside, Lenny Kravitz and like this, he pulls up and like, it was like a Lambo or... I think it was a some sort of Porsche.

I thought it was a Porsche. Well, Julie knows more about cars than me, but it's very important. I thought it was a Porsche. Well, Julie knows more about cars than me, but it was very important. I thought it was a Porsche that I had never seen before. Was he driving? No. No. He had like a rich like white like, but.

Was it for his abs exposed? They don't need to be exposed because his face and body and everything is an ab. It's one ab got out of the car with a look like a hedge fund manager, but who could also be his manager. And if it's a Porsche you've never seen, let's go ahead and call it a Lambo. Okay. Yeah. All right. It was very large. Yeah, I was beyond. And I go like this, hey, is this our Uber? Are you guys are? Well, he got out of the car. So as we're walking out, he pulls up the car stops. We're like, who's in the room? Lenny Gravitz gets out onto the thing

as we're walking past him. No, we're standing waiting on the sidewalk. But he then walks, so he walks out in front of us, I should say. She literally says to him, hey, is this our Uber? And he looked at her and he responded and he was like, and he laughed.

Yeah, he's like, yeah. And then kept walking and I was like, he was like super into me, like obviously, he wants to invite us to dinner. I can't believe he brought him up because let's always make it about me. But when Chris and Sarah were here, we talked about wedding songs.

And I said that was one of my wedding songs, was his song, Add the Long To You. And you belong to me to Make my laugh complete also. He's never aged Never aged he look he looks so high. He looked so good. I mean even Julie was like oh my god I'm like yeah, yeah, I was I mean I you can't I can't you can't look at that guy and go He he's just he's unworked. He's other worldly. He just looks so good. He's 55 years old. Imagine he was going to go in there and do

through the back patio of that place. I mean we were just like high fives all around. He's just so tight. He's so little and so tight. You know what I mean? No, he's tall, but he's tight. She means the bod. Oh the bod. Yeah, wow Oh, I didn't know what it was up five eight. Oh, I guess Julie was right. Yeah, I bet he's he's he's he's He's like Prince like to me. Yeah, Prince has please I he's got to be five four. That's true That's true, but to me that the he's not not, I had a vision. I don't know. God getting it. I was dating Lane Crabitz. Is he with anyone? I know that he obviously was with what's her name. They had he's the dad of Zoe Crabitz. And she got with the bone A.

Yeah. His wife. She got with Mamoah. Jason Mamoah. Yeah. And they're like on and off on and off. Yeah, yeah Team with this room is that you have a secret girlfriend in parents. That makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense That makes sense or secret girlfriend Probably I mean I would think so. Oh, yeah, oh Yeah, we both didn't Talk about rich people. Talk about rich people. How do you feel about all the controversy about the private

yet used from the Kardashians to Taylor, Swift, to people being like the hypocrisy of people that are in some people really scream like I'm for the environment and like Harry and Megan and then get on their jets. And then other people like the Kardashians have never really screamed. Ever.

We're overly into the environment. Yeah, no, I don't think one time. And in that for nothing, we have a political podcast, it's liberal, but then I'll be like, I hate the Clintons, I hate Al Gore, or something like that. And Al Gore is one of the kings who made his whole, like his, he all, basically all of his, you know,

huge crossover notoriety and he was a huge private jet user. So, well, I'm sure when we were young, people had private jets. But now it's like so in our world and vernacular and everything because of social media and everything. And so you're right. I think people think like, well, you haven't made it unless you have a private jet or the fact that influencers would fake, there's ways that you could fake, looking like you're going in a private jet or whatever or take it close enough.

Like, hey, you stand back here and you stand back here and you're walking in the steps and you're like, hey, and people just assume. You're at jet suite pretending it's a private jet. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I mean, let's be honest, if we could each, if we could go on a private jet, we would. Right. I don't want to be in a row. 44-in-coach, shouldn't do it layover and have to deal with all the people and all the things.

Just being honest, if I had the money and could do a private jet, I would do it. I mean, the times that I have been on a private jet was just been a handful. Like, if I was performing or something and it was provided for me, I was never like, you know what? Let me go to LAX and wait in line because me because also the plane's going already. So if you're the passenger, I guess it's different if you're like, you know, and they do try and fill it up. Yeah. If they're going, they'll get other people to go on to at least not waste. You know what I mean?

Kind of like a carpool. I don't know. Listen, I agree whatever it is what it is. Julie, there's about the environment when I tell you and everything like that. When I tell you, we went on jet sweet and she was like this, I just feel like we're never going to get to go on like a real private jet.

I go, well, yeah, obviously this one. She's like, but Will, and I'm like, I feel like we can. Like once. And this is like something she's like wanting to do. Are you secreting it? You want it, I want it. Okay, I want it. I want to go, I would like to feel,

one, you know, there's something about, even because it's almost like flying first class. It's not even, I know it's better, I know it's better, because when we did JetSuiteX or whatever, it's a whole different hanger. There was barely anyone in there. You walk outside to the plane There wasn't this thing of all these people. I am getting worse and worse when it comes to groups of people

So the thought of going yeah crowds So the thought of going into a thing where there's just like less people than you go on the in a leather seat Yeah, she wants to swirl around get the caviar get the bulini. Yeah, I want to meet you, the waitress. I mean, the flight attendant, the flight attendant. I've never had that on it. It's like, you have to ask. You decide what the food is. So we really want the caviar, then you've got to say that,

and then you pay for that. Otherwise, it'll be a variety of little sandwiches, and you get some bags of chips. But wait, I was going to say that Kim Kardashian, she has her skin care line. And she was pushing that it was like sustainable, like reusable. But it's like the little tube that comes out, it goes into the case that sits on your thing, on your counter. And then when you get another one, you'll take out the whole thing and throw it away and just put a whole

other thing in it. That's so true. It's not at all in fact it's wasting more. If they would have just had one thing and not two, not a little place that is being housed, it would be less, my point is, if you're not gonna go balls to the wall, environmental, then just shut your fucking face.

And don't even, don't address it. Like if that is, if your product is not gonna be able to say that you're that, then don't say it. And if your product is, then definitely say it. If he has people, you know, should, or will want to feel a little bit better knowing that you do that. But if you don't, zip it.

And also if someone says they're vegan, even if they're tragic, don't come on and be talking about do you still wear the leather? It's like there's no way to... It's just let people do the part that they do, their contribution that they do, and like get out of everyone's business. I mean, that's the way I feel. I'm like... Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I feel like that too. I feel like that too. We can only do what we can do, and yes, I want to go on a private jet.

Okay. Um, well, how do you feel? I talked about it a little bit the summer last show, but Demi Lovato is now going by she and her. She was going by they and them and she says, for now, I am going to take back my original program pronouns. For now, I might be trans eventually one day. I might stay a woman. I might go back today then.

But for now, please call me she and her. She said she was feeling more feminine. Oh, she is. That's what she said. Oh. I just listen. As a person who has a non-conforming gender person, my whole life.

Man presenting. If I present male, so to speak, and I know this is part of the problem, well, I don't have to present, why doesn't it have to be a label, blah, blah, blah? Well, at the end of the day, I don't have a problem with labels, and I don't have a problem with gender,

and I don't have a problem with the binary system. I just don't. I think that a lot of it is sexist, and I think a lot of it is erasing women, and I don't have a problem with the binary system. I just don't. I think that a lot of it is sexist and I think a lot of it is erasing women and I don't like it. And I think that if you as a woman particularly feel the need to do which for me is what she was doing, she's struggling. I don't want to fall into this patriarchal system. I don't want to be told what I am. I don't want to do that. I get that. But there is something for me that is more powerful and more exciting and triumphant when you claim exactly unless trans is a different thing. If you are claiming your woman... She was a transgender. She's not transgender.

She's not transgender. She's not binary. She's not binary. She's not. She's not. She's not to mention, you're a person who struggles and exploits different issues Which ultimately is just like a thirst bucket trap So you're out there and you know, I like Demi Lovato's music and whatever but she's I'm not there because she's saying it's wedding and then we had got really supportive because she's saying really well Paris is wedding and also we love Paris so and you're at Paris is winning oh We were there and so then we were just like, you know what? She's saying really well.

She did say well, but she's not non-binary. And it's just, and I don't mean to say what anyone is or what they are, but she's clearly showing what this happens when a person is social media-ing and is trying to get on a train of a thing that they don't truly believe. If you truly, truly believed your non-binary, you don't flip flop, you don't go back and forth. You they don't truly believe. If you truly truly believed your non-binary, you don't flip flop, you don't go back and forth.

You just don't. So what? Some day I'm gonna be this, what are you talking about? You think someday I'm gonna go be something else? I'm not. This, this is what I am. But do you think though, then this, but this does open a conversation.

I'm sure. Which a lot of people have been saying on like that, are these declarations especially by young kids? Something that should be taken as that you declared it, you can't go back. Maybe the fact that she is like, now I want to use, maybe that's a good thing. Maybe that's like saying, hey kids, if you want to be, change your mind. Something right now, just like don't go get surgery or anything until you're a full blown adult because you might change your mind like Demi LeVata.

But in the meantime, you want to dye your hair pink, you want to wear a dress, you want to not wear a dress. Like do what you want, but just don't make it a thing. I truly believe in that. And I think fluidity is great. Go back and forth, try it all on, try everything. That's all how you're presenting. That's your identity, like how you dress.

Then when you're going into how people need to do your pronouns and the thing with Demi Lovato's, she has been at the forefront of like dragging people because they got her pronouns wrong. And I know that Julie and I got our asses up out of bed. We went on some show, a good show that we liked, where we talked about Courtney Staden, for a good 20 to 30 minutes, and because we could not stop accidentally calling her she,

when Courtney Staden is now they them. But I don't think she goes, I don't, I don't think Courtney goes by anymore. Well that's the thing. At that whole set time. And Courtney to remind you guys, she became famous because she was 16 when she married this like D-Lis star

and she was all over entertainment tonight. She came on my show and told the whole story like a few years ago and you know and I was pretty disturbing and everything of like how her parents and she was like a virgin when she was with this 55 real guy it was and he would get money for all the interviews that they did on like inside addition all these cheesy because people are obsessed the fact that she was like 17 but look like she was 40 and but now I think she's like engaged.

And then she said, I'm non, I'm non-binary and I'm going by the in them. And then, but I wanna say that, I think she just like dropped that. Yeah, like I don't think she's pushing it or anything anymore for the same reasons. I think she just, but my point is that for everyone else who then goes

and there's this, it becomes a very heated sort of like online fake social media argument of yeah, you misgendered her and it or them and it's like Okay, well that was purely an accident that we called her she twice in an interview the whole interview got cut and Then you know a year later or two months later You're gonna go and be like I'm back to the pronouns and it's like, which is also a lesson in it. So then that interview never got used. No, right. And I was like, we did have to get up and say,

and I wanna say this, a question that was interviewing you was too afraid to put it out there because you miss, because we could said she like a couple times. And I wanna say this, I get misgendered every day, okay? Every single day in real life, in the bathroom, at the counter, in the store, every single day. And the thing that we have to come, and this is my feeling is people have to give

people a break. People have to give people a break. They don't mean to come at you with hate. And they're not trying to invalidate me, they're not trying to hate me, they're not trying, they just see a man and that's what they see. And if it's a binary system they're living in and if that's you don't wanna conform to it, then fine. But the problem is that it's so contentious and it's like how dare you do this. And it's like no, no, no, no, no one's trying to do any of that.

And if maybe if it was just like a little more forgiving. But I've been standing with her and they've handed her credit card back. That's just clearly Julie Goldman. And they go, thank you, Mr. Goldman. I'm like, that clearly says Julie. But then with the mask, I'm going to get it. It doesn't matter how much the tits are out with the mask. It was a wrap.

It was like, bitch, that you're a man walking through the grocery store. And you better just get into it. And I am. And I do. And I don't. I don't say anything to people unless, unless someone asked me when I transitioned. When did you transition?

And then? And then I was like, and I didn't know what to say, and I just thought to myself, in what direction do you think I transitioned to or from? I mean, it's just like, this is what all of this is doing. It's making people, and it's just a fluid conversation. It's a fluid situation. It's a fluid thing, and it's individual for each person.

And at the end of the day, I don't want anyone dictating to me what I'm supposed to identify as, or what words I'm supposed to use. But at the same time, I don't really appreciate when I'm told I'm using my words as violence, or I'm doing I'm using my words as violence or I'm doing something to hurt someone when it really is just habit or ignorance or I didn't know or an accident. I'm glad she went back though because that takes

courage and that's the way this is gonna go. Now people can start seeing like let's all just like like ease off a little bit. It's not the end of the world. It is. It's the word, or the end of the world. And she's, in the same way, she was a role model for being like, I'm gonna be non-binary now. She's gonna be like, yeah, I changed my mind, bitch. That's what I did.

It's like, I think she is advancing the conversation, even through being like a clear, thirst clown. Yeah. You know, that's right. And clown. Yeah. And that is good. And that is maybe that is going to work. There that's the end. And people be. OK, I also saw this tick talk about how this girl is like found another problematic thing

at the store. Feminine Care Isle. Have you seen this? People are upset that feminine care isle says feminine care. What should it say? Well, she was like not all women who need a tampon feel feminine and not all people who feel feminine get their period. And then I was like, well, if we're taking,

putting our words a period, well, period is the end of the sentence. Why are you calling my, my menstrual cycle a period? Like I would, right. But my whole thing is like, all right, then do, would you guys, let's just put, vaginal bleeding stoppage products. Yes.

Or, or, or refreshers for moist and smelly pussy. I'm here. I mean, I thought that product should be free anyway. But I always say that they should embrace. But I understand now there's corporations and there's companies and there's competition and there's capitalism and it's okay fine. We'll pay for it, whatever. But now I was like, really, now I can't, because I'm a fanny.

But I'm telling you get the potential in between so much to the other side that like, none of this is even gonna matter in like two years. That's what I think. And it's so quickly. Yeah, and we're just at the end. Because it went so to the other side that people were like, now everyone's just like, oh, shut the fuck up.

Like I'm not even addressing your stupid thing. Yeah, it wasn't such an insufferable way to discuss it. Maybe we would wrap our heads around it. I mean, I know, you know, being a part of the LGBTQ community, sometimes you had to, okay, QI. Hey, okay. Just at this point, it's just all the everyone. So it's just everyone, because everyone thinks.

Right. So, okay, so it's everyone, and that's fine, and it's everyone. Okay, but like, there's just certain, I don't know, I just feel like there's just certain ways you just talk about anything and maybe it's just, I don't know, you just try and respect everyone. Wendy Williams was like did a brief little quick interview and stand with the guy from Hollywood and Locked and said, I'm married, I'm married to this guy, Henry, and he's an N.Y.P.D. officer. What?

And then her main person that is still helping her, like try to get her AMEX card back or else whatever. Or Wendy. He said to Page Six, no, she's not married. She is in a new relationship, but she may have overspoken. So then the Hollywood unlocked guy called Wendy and was like, well now you make me look like an idiot because this guy says and she's like, oh fuck him He doesn't know. I am married. He just, you know, doesn't want me to be. Did you hear the was it verbal or was it no verbally? So you heard it. Yes. How does

Wendy sound? Not great. And then she said he you know she goes about the sky shows. He wants to put me on podcasts. I don't know what podcast and that's the way the interview ends it. But podcast. Now let me ask you something a tough question. How does she sound compared to reading Britney Spears Instagram? I mean, I think they're, you know, I don't know. I think they're on the same page. I think there's a lot going on with the culture. She called it Kornova. Two years ago, she called Corona Kornova. Who did Wendy Williams on her show? And it was we will say nothing other than Kornova. And we have a listener whose name's Aaron Kornova.

We only call him Aaron Kornova. Like we're like, where's Aaron Kornova? Kornova virus. She called it Kornova virus in front of a full audience. Like, I don't think it's fair that somebody builds an empire. And if they want to go off and turn into whatever they want to do and live under the freeway. And, you's like we I don't I'm not gonna say that Britney Spears should be out of a concertorship and Wendy Williams should not get her amics card like I don't

think that's fair of course I don't think they should leave her to kill herself but like if she can't get a hold of money I'm not I'm personally not supportive of that Wendy Williams built built that empire no I believe I should have gone to you and it didn't, so I'm fine that it's canceled, but I'll leave you in that. She should have her money. No, she, of course, it's whole thing with the money. I don't understand it.

I don't understand how the bank is keeping money from her. I don't know if, in fact, they are, maybe they're not keeping money from her. I really, I don't know. That huddle. But obviously, they're giving it to her child probably, which is good. She said she's still talking to her child,

but all the rest of her family, she doesn't want near her. And obviously, the show, what her parents, she was close to their parents, and I'm pretty sure that they died. Oh, well, I mean, I think she means like her brother, there's a brother that has spoken out about her. Yes, sister too.

Like, I just think that the wedding Williams show tried very, very hard and gave her a lot of time and then they realized there's just no way to do the show anymore. Oh, I, like, I had that. Because I, with her as the star. Yeah, no, I think they were bringing, and I thought that was all great

and we love that whole, we just went as an audience and we lived, but we did know people that worked on there like personally We've got us the tickets and we wanted everyone to keep their jobs We didn't want the show to go off and we enjoyed like like all the guest hosts I mean, I've enjoyed like Leah Remnie. I thought was funny in micro-rappin port We wanted you to do it even though it's like we wanted you to take that show over honestly, but the show didn't do that to her Her ex-husband I'm quite sure and her whoever deals with her estate is the show didn't do that to her. Her ex-husband, I'm quite sure, and whoever deals with her estate is the show

to control her money. No, but the whole thing is though, in the timeline, the husband was chained around the whole time, and she, you know, that was her heart breaking, and there were always rumors about it, and not until it came out that he was going to have this Mr. Sis Baby, did she finally then have to divorce him? Then she was great.

Like I went on the show after that, she was happy, she was alert, everything was great. And I was, and she's like, I'm coming out to LA. I wanna like, day in and all the stuff. She was all excited. Then the two movies came out. The one that was her scripted movie where this girl played her, like a lifetime movie,

about her whole life, how she got into radio, how she met Kevin Sr., the cheating everything in like a dramatic lifetime way. Then she also, at the same time, was part of a documentary work she shared all that. And in part of that, she shared that she has that the grave disease and like this stuff with her legs were just to put like these compression stuff on. And how she loves to eat caviar with Doritos, okay? And that's like just get to like,

it's just like it's a little ghetto part in your mouth is what she said. And all that was fine. And then somewhere between that and COVID. And then she came back for like a tiny bit and then she had to take another break and then that was it. So it's not like,

like everything was tied up and done with the husband. And she was like living her life and having fun and then she's somewhere in between. A first date that isn't giving her the AMX card. What I mean is that's not the show. And that's where it's all confusing. Like we don't really know. We wanted the show to keep going and still do

and her to continue making money off it with another host. And I don't believe whether it's on or off anyone should keep her amex card from her. She made that money. She needs to be able to flame out as hardcore as she wants. Well, I guess all of her, all the times that they had Wendy Williams YouTube and all the clips that they put on, Well, I guess all of her, all the times that they had Wendy Williams YouTube, but all the clips that they'd put on

apparently that's all gone. Oh, what? They just, because the company removed it, whoever placed it, put it up there, could remove it. She doesn't own herself on Wendy Williams. Wow. And, yeah. So, was her, you know what, her new husband wants her

to go on podcasts. Beep. Yeah. I don't know what that podcast. Beep. And like, and he's an NYPD officer. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, like, yeah, we'll see. So, okay, going on, let's see what else we want to talk about. Will Smith did his apology video, and I just wanted to do a little follow-up because I talked about it, and I just said, I think it's kind of a smart way to go when you've been canceled and you want to get your story out to just interview yourself.

That's all I said. People thought I was too soft on him, they thought he was not really apologetic, that he's a narcissist, that he made it about himself, that he's like, oh, Chris Rock, is it ready to talk to me right now, which made him feel like made himself the victim again and they weren't having it.

And they thought I was being too nice about it. All I said is PR-wise, if you're in that position, it might be a better way, but I also feel like it didn't get as much buzz. I thought you thought I got a lot of that. I kind of thought, what have you gotten more if someone was interviewing them? I'm just glad, I just think Jada must be pissed that they did not read table. I was so ready for it to be read table because everybody was, that's why they didn't.

But what did you think of? Yeah, 1000% right, that it was a genius marketing. I mean, we know Will Smith has a hugely popular YouTube with the workout. Like we were like super into his like, I'm fat now in like the in the pandemic. And Julie's like, I'm going to do his workout. And he's just in. We love Will Smith. And right. Marketing wise, it was great. I don't know why. I mean, I hope they can all hear my eye roll. And I don't care. We don't. The reason people are acting like he's being the victim is because Chris Rock reframed

the narrative and said, oh, everyone has to be the victim. And now he's the victim. And it's like, well, Chris Rock's just mad that he doesn't get to still keep being the victim. And still going on his stand up tour that he left for one day after he got slapped in the face. And his ticket sales went way up. And all of his ticket sales are going way up.

And he's adding more dates. And he's milking the shit at a standup show. I mean if anyone to me and listen, you know, people can be mad at this or not. True, you can be mad at this or not. But Chris Rock exploited the shit out of that. And he still is. And the one time we'll Smith tried to make a dollar on it and make his YouTube video, which is great marketing you're 100% right, and nobody's gonna know better than you,

and that's all you said, and you were right. The second Will Smith was like, you know what, fine, I'm gonna make my money, and I still already got my 100 gazillion dollar movie coming out. Chris Rock has to go immediately and be like, oh, everybody has to be a victim, and it's like, he, and everybody, I mean,

period end of a story Chris rock is mad He's not still the one getting all the attention and Will Smith might be the you know And the housewives villain for now, but he'll never remain the housewives villain because people love Will Smith and Chris rocks fucking annoying We were happy I know people are gonna be mad, but we were happy. I know people are going to be mad, but we were, you know, I think it's actually a really great perspective. I think that's why we talked about will this whole thing so much. There were so many elements. There was the Christchurch elements. Yeah. Will's element is Jada's element, the joke element, the comedian element, it's a lot of layers, but you're right. I mean, look, sometimes something bad happening to you in your own mind before you even say

it to anybody, you're like, I think I could fake a positive out of this. Especially when you're in show business. And then we're living in a time where, I mean, we are just here for, even we say offensive stuff, and we are ready to be slapped at any time walking into the girl she's talking like this. Somebody's gonna come up and slap me, even from this exact thing I just said, I'm gonna be ready.

We are here for like, people get doxed, people get death threats for like, you know, simply like, I mean, like Beyonce said, spaz in her song. Right. But it's like she's being the level of people getting offended. So, okay, you know, you said something, he, whatever, triggered him and he felt humiliated, he, I'm not saying, slapping someone is the right way to go.

What I'm here for is consequences. And like, you know, we deserve to get slapped and we most likely will, you know. You put me in a separate set, you guys. Do you think one day, there'll be like, you know, we deserve to get slapped and we most likely will, you know? She opened a set, said, you guys, do you think one day there'll be like, people my age will be like, grandma's and be like, the day I got James Charles canceled, was the strongest moment of my life.

Like, what's gonna be there like war story? Like, right. So that time that my tweet got retweeted and we got this person to lose a podcast sponsor. I mean, ultimately the interesting thing to me about Will Smith and Chris Rock is that they were two men of the same level. They same level, the same power. Nobody had more power.

Nobody had, and you could say that maybe Will Smith has more money. But physically speaking, man-wise, these two guys, they are the same. Nobody got raped. Nobody got me to, nobody had to suck anybody's dick. Nobody was forced in a corner. Nobody was anything. They were two men and one got slapped. And at the end of the day, it's yours.

Who cares? I actually don't care. And I don't think it's right. I don't think it's right what Will Smith, but I have to be honest with you, as a person who is in a huge man of Chris Rock, I wasn't that mad. Okay. So, you know,

and I just want to say, it's a horrible thing to say, but. We are definitely gonna be dragged and slapped for this and we deserve it and that's fine. But we only talked about this deep on our own Patreon. We went in deep. But the thing is, you know, I feel like with the Oscars,

like they sit there and their cameras in your face and the red lights on and Someone's kneeling in front of you with the camera for minutes. They could be there for timidance and you're like this Oh God, what's this joke gonna be? What's this joke gonna be because if they're there with the camera? kneeling in front of you, you know You're the butt of a joke coming up and someone's thing and it's like, oh God, you could see Maggie Jillinhal, she had like a sweatstash and like Jake Jillinhal and they made a joke about like,

I don't even know what it was, it was pretty funny and Maggie Jillinhal laughed and Jake didn't but- Oh, them dating or something. Yeah, them being like boy, right. They sat in front of Will Smith and he's so used to just smiling and he's so good, he's such a professional in terms of that.

And so he laughed at first. Yep. Because he was ready to laugh at anything. Because the camera's been kneeling there. For me, my problem was with the Oscars. I'm like, you're whack, you're boring, you exploit everyone, you want to sit there and drag everyone in the audience and you don't pay them to be there.

And they sit there for hours on end. And then you make fun of them. And yeah, this what happened to you. And I put it on them and I just think something happens something happened something I don't think in a I don't know what it was Will Smith that he's was on whatever un instability got triggered I mean and who knows what it is and maybe was the pass of Chris rock pummeling them all the time and on his Instagram and being a little being country Chris Rock pummeling them all the time and on his Instagram and being a little, being,

Kunti, Chris Rock was Kunti to them for years. And who knows? I'm there even on their Instagram. And he'd go on their Instagram and be like, make comments and it was just like, make fun of them. Something is going on here that's personal, that none of us really know and will Smith snapped.

Whether Chris Rock got with Jada or Chris Rock got with Will, something happens. A lot of people, including us, make a lot of fun of Will Smith and Jada Smith. Right. We do. Oh, well, yeah. I mean, you know, and it can't be easy everything. Yeah, and also, like, is he like, what was it? Like, we just make, we've made so many rude dismissive comments about Will Smith and his sexuality and stuff and and then Tangleman's and that's fine But like they're still you know, even if they're egomaniacs like yeah, they're it's hard to sit amongst your peers And you're like man, we're being like made fools All the time so I don't know what it was. We just have to come to terms to think like there's something

We don't know that that man went up and slapped another man. Oh, something happened. One of the other things that came up that I was gonna talk to you about is Kenan from SNL, had said maybe SNL should end in like a couple years when it's 50 years, it'll be a 50 year thing. And then he said,

and that way they could end it and they could start a whole nother show with like a lesser budget and like save money. I don't know why he said that. But the point is like, and I, you know what, my first thought was like, you know, so many people can do their own sketches now and all this stuff. But then I then I went back and I go, you know what we need SNL? Because we're not gonna make movie stars from TikTok. TikTok people are great. But like, almost like SNL is like a training camp

for like comedic actors and to make them stars. And if nothing else, they should keep that show going. Because it's like this little like graduate school. Yeah, almost especially for the guys. Yeah, it should be an institution. No, but it's like like the Oscars. Where do you get that kind of training?

You're not going to get it alone in your house doing funny and funny. You could do the funniest impressions. You could have 10 million people following you on YouTube and live in a big mansion. But you cannot play off each other unless you have those hours of working on an actual show with other humans. So we need people like that so that they can do movies because we're always gonna want movies

and we're always gonna want series even though people consume. Drake was watching entire movies on take talk now really yeah they'll take a movie and film it and take it like 150 parts 150 parts like you have to swipe and swipe and swipe yeah I mean like people are just so like they're just consuming stuff differently because you're laying on your bed and you're watching something and I'm like I know I should turn this off and actually turn on the real TV or turn on you know a streaming thing on my and watch a real show but I'm like I'm just gonna continue to watch Trisha Paeda singing shallow in her kitchen from seven years ago and then like why am I watching the best things ever though? From 2013 but I you know, that's what you get canceled to Stick Talk.

But I mean, I feel like it's funny that he said that they should lower their budget because I feel like there's our budgets already sold. Although those people get paid the worst of anyone. Actors get paid. And then speaking of like shitty content. OK. Gwyneth Paltrow went on Haley Bieber's come into my bathroom

like YouTube premium show where she sits in a bathroom but it's like there's like a table and it's a full stack because there's people chuckling in the back and you know someone was like you were going to have you do an interview and you know they put on a I mask and ask when is Paltrow what is she smelling what is she tasting and I'm like you know the person was like weo, what is she smelling, what is she tasting? And I'm like, you know the person was like, we need to do something like that hot chicken wings interview show. What's gonna be Haley Bieber's?

And here she is, you know, a daughter of a famous family, Gwyneth Paltrow, a daughter of a famous family. Everybody's in there like muted colors and come out. And it was so fucking boring. It was so boring but then the headline was like, when a paltry said to Haley Bieber, I fucked your dad in the bathroom.

She meant she did a movie, a small independent movie with Haley Bieber's dad one time in their characters apparently had sex in a moment. Oh, because her father's Baldwin. Yeah, which one? Alec. No. No, her dad is, like, is the's Baldwin. Yeah. Which one? Alec. No. No, no.

Her dad is the... Billy. Christian. Stephen. Oh. Her dad's like the least Baldwin. Yeah. Stephen.

Oh, wow. And so... And so... And so... And so... Or Billy. I don't know. Billy's not...

Because Alec... So, I mean, everyone's gonna read it thinking, oh my God, they dated or they must have dated. Right. How did she say that to her? Right. Right. I mean, we watched it. Right. And I was like, oh, I was in this small independent film with your dad and actually What if I said I fucked up in the bathroom did you know, but we were reacted in this one thing But what if I had that would be weird? So tell me about your favorite smoothie

And I was like that's it There's so much cat. There's all that that clickbait though I'm gonna look at 500,000 people watched it so you sat through I'm looking for 500,000 people watched it. So you sat through, when with Peltro talking about a mint date smoothie she made. Yeah, you're like, I had to free join the subscription of YouTube Premium for 10 days just to see that. Meanwhile, I object your honor,

nobody takes food into a bathroom that makes me want to barf. I won't even take coffee. Well, it's a set. I do take coffee. It's a bathroom. It's a bathroom. I think that's a misfire. Like, come on, let's- I do take coffee. I'm a bathroom. It's a bathroom. I think that's a misfire. Like, come on, let's take coffee.

Anyway, I'm taking coffee. I'm taking the chicken wings in the bathroom. No, I don't think so. I would do it. I would do it. I mean, OK. I would eat anywhere. Also, by the way, why is there every million show

that has to be like a thing of like two people talking at a counter? What happens? You know what I mean? Two people in a bathtub. It's real. We're just in a car. Tune in. Like? You know what I mean? Two people in a bathtub, it's real. We're just in a car, tune in. Like, you know what I mean? It's just like comedians in the cars with coffee.

This one in the bathroom. Joan Rivers had the thing in the bed. More people have the thing in the bed like. Because it's the chicken wing thing. It's like trying to let works. Like, okay, we're gonna talk in my pool. Yeah, exactly. Just give us love because everybody Like just to give a hug.

Because everybody is just talking on a podcast. So then they're like, how do we give it a hook of like whatever, it's so dumb. So dumb. There's so many different things in it. It's just like we're in a hallway, tune in. You know what I mean? We're station wagon talking.

Yeah, who's next? Just we don't, I don Just, I don't need, we're talking so we, we're gonna do electric bike. Yeah, exactly. We would do that. Like what kind of electric bike is that when I tell you her and Peter, like I fell asleep on the counter when they went so deep into electric bikes,

I was like, how much is it? What kind of a, just look like a joy bike? Yeah, into electric bikes I was like how much what kind of is it is like a drive-by I can't wait to get out of my way we drove up to the top of the thing and I was like oh my god where's Heather alone with these two so worried did you guys ever watch euphoria no because we live it and do drugs all the time so no it's for children so anyway this girl in euphoria, her name's Sydney Sweeney. She's a very good actor.

She was also in white lotus. And anyway, some people were divided over her complaining that she doesn't get paid enough to take a six month break from acting. Again, when I read the article, as I cut this girl some slack, what she basically was saying is that she'd very much like to be a mom. But right now, she feels she could not, that actually acting doesn't make as much as much money as people think. And she could not take off that much time being pregnant and having a baby. Also thought I was like a little bit dissed to the boyfriend of like, well,

let's fall down here and make it up, you know. But anyway, I just was like, I'm not gonna have you know. But anyway, I just was like, she's someone standard, yeah. If your mortgage is a big mortgage and you have a big expensive car lease and you're like, I do need to make this much of your to keep it, yes, to that person. Literally, they wouldn't be homeless,

but would they maybe have to move? Would they maybe go in debt? Yes, that's all she's saying. Literally regardless of who you are, I mean, at what station you are, I can't afford to stop and be pregnant, said every woman ever in the history of the world. Like literally no one can afford to be like,

you know what, I'm just gonna, I can take nine months off easily, and then after that when I wanna be a mom for a couple years, like women constantly go like, man, what am I going to do? Like I'm going to have to work when I'm falling asleep at my desk and like vomiting. And then when I have the baby I have to go back after however many eight weeks and I'm pumping in the bathroom. People are knocking in my tits and some kind of machine and like, it's so hard for women to have kids and they all and we all have to work.

And it is men's fault. And we should all side I and be like, go mix fucking money so I can go do what I want, which is fake have a kid, have a surrogate have a kid, and make them do things, pumping. Two women pumping and talking. Huh? Two women pumping and talking. What do we talk about? We're moms, we're moms pumping.

Can you believe this? Oh my God. You believe? Even Megan McCain are our good friend, all three of us. I'm a fan of you. I'm a fan of you. I'm a fan of you. I'm a fan of you. I'm a fan of you. I'm a fan of you. I'm a fan of you. I'm a fan of you. I'm a fan of you.

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I'm a fan of you. I'm a fan of you. I'm a fan of you. I'm we have before like, I'm always like before a rap and lunch and they don't want to give the information. So I'm always like, um, I just need to pump. So really? Yeah, every time. And they're like, uh, let me get you a shot. Listen, like, thank you. Cause they never want to give them information. And it's like, Heather, I mean, Megan McKayne said she would be sweating and pumping and they'd be, it's a live show. And she was so stressed out and like in a The stall like the public stall and just it was like one of the most stressful like and she felt like a failure And like I was really related to like it without even having kids like the feeling of I highly doubt that like Joy Bayhara would be nice Short about it like it's like oh what who cares give them the bottle cares

What are you doing in that your whole shirt's leaking with like your tit milk sandwich. And the gym is really stressed out. And I know women do that all the time at work. Like, they have a meeting and they're like, and it's, it's a huge machine. I'm not if it's huge, but it's like, did you pump or no? No, I tried and after like one day, he had lost all this weight, Drake, and we had the machine, and it wasn't like coming out. And a lot of people say, don't give up, it'll come out in a couple days or whatever. And so they gave us these cute bottles from the place.

And Peter's like, let's just give him this. And it was like, no, no, then he'll never want my boob. And I'm like, finally, I'm like, all right, he's crying. And crying, he's starving, he's lost six ounces. And they give him a little similac. And it was like, like, can you just drink it up? And I'm like, that's it. I do not need this stress in my life.

Anyone who feeds him, fuck it. I've been dieting for two weeks and I can't lose six ounces, and I just wanna say that. And I keep trying to give her a tip. What? Never takes it. The whole time she won't ever take the tip.

Believe me, I've tried it. No, so I'm going to give up. You just gotta give up. You just gotta give up. Hard. And then I was like, then I had to tell my mom and I'm like, don't tell anyone. Don't make a big deal.

I'm like, I don't want to hear about it, mom. See? I'm not going to brush me around. There's some way to shave my own. And then I went to the store and this woman comes up to me. She's like, I'm going make a congratulations on the baby. I talked to your mother, I heard the breastfeeding didn't work out. And I'm like, what, like, why?

And then I would fake it, like at a restaurant or something. You know, I'd be like faking it, cause I would put the baby under me, but it would be a bottle there, but it's like, it was biting my nip. And you're like, ah! Oh, hit the way he latches on. And then I was like, oh, fuck.

Now I can't order a margarita because like now I'm pretending to be a breastfeeding mom. Yeah, I'm gonna pump and dump, don't worry. Point is everyone will be just fine. She don't need to, or she can't. And everyone has the right to their own time, their own timeline, what is right for them. I mean, that is the point of choosing.

And this girl was right, ultimately, even though she may sound whatever, she's absolutely right. She can't, even though I did just watch the girl in the picture, and she managed to have three kids and maintain a full stripping career all before 20. And I was like, I don't know, one script when they're eight months pregnant, but I,

but yeah, so I think it's a struggle for every woman. And I'm glad she's talking about it. And people factors don't make as much as people do. No, they just don't. No. And she should have a baby when she feels that she wants to have a baby, and that's it. And the actors don't make as much as people do. No, they just don't. No. And she should have a baby when she feels that she wants to have a baby, and that's it. Well, she said she did want to have one.

Well, she's not ready. If she didn't know. I do. Teens in India are reportedly using flavored condoms to get high. How? Do they sniff them? I guess it's like something in it.

I don't know, Annie, you tell me what. I just remember the trend that was going on where people would like take tampons and soak it in vodka and shove it up their vaginas and get drunk at a party, teenagers. No, but that sounds pretty fun. Yeah, you can hold on a second, wait a minute. You can soak a tampon with vodka and put it in

and you get drunk. Yes, that was a trend. Does it do anything to your vagina? Does it dry it out? Yeah, it's in your bloodstream. It's like that for you or something. Because does it do anything to like the area? It's got to.

Sounds like Annie might have done it. Yeah. Annie. I'm not. I could kill you. I could kill you? Well, maybe it's like toxic shock too. Can you imagine?

They're boiling the condo. I was gonna drinking the water. Ew, maybe it's like toxic shock too. Can you imagine? They're boiling the condoms and drinking the water. Ew, gross. That's like latex. They're boiling the condoms. And then they drink the water. And there's something in the condom that will get you drunk. God, it's a, go get some wine cooler. I mean, honestly.

Are there no bottles in shame that end up? I think that's fun to get that drunk. And also like, and you're drinking some gross condom tea. Like, this is fun. Do you feel anything yet? Little tingly. Yeah, I got some magnums What are we gonna do with them? We're gonna boil them and drink the water Yeah, that's how it's well. It looks like making like pop roudies like okay, who has the time? I don't want to boil condoms and drink the condom water. I can tell you that

It's the last thing I'll do. Do you want to talk a little bit about reality shows? Please, because God knows we have to cut the criss-cross part. Oh, wait, have you seen her to the show? What did you say we have to what? I said, please, because God knows we have to cut the criss-cross part. I'm like, I'm like planning the most.

The most. Have you heard about the show, the most hated man, on the internet? Yes, we both have seen a preview for it. But I haven't watched it yet. I'm slightly scared because I feel like I might go into a full rage. No, it's like, I mean, you can't believe that this happened, which was this guy, well, basically this girl took some, you know, self-noods of herself to like, since she sent it to one boy

for another girl never sent it to anybody. And then this guy started a podcast, a not-for-podcast, a website called, is anyone up. And all of a sudden, she's getting noticed that these noods are up on this website, like with her name and her like Facebook attached. And sometimes it would be that the ex boyfriend

sent it to the guy and then he would post. But then they realized that no, he actually had hired a hacker that would like hack girl's phones. And so this magic taking a photo and you never shared it with anybody. And it's like out there, not that that should, you know, make it any less bad.

But anyway, so the guy, what was so weird is the guy was like, girls loved him and wanted to be in his night. Was he good looking? He was kind of cute, but it was so gross. Like, and the whole time he has this girlfriend who's like, I was his girlfriend. But meanwhile, he's like, going to nightclubs and like having his events

and filming girls like doing lines off of his penis and stuff. And I was like, wait, does he still have this girlfriend? And anyway, then this one mom goes after them all. I remember that story of that guy being crazy at the clubs. Yeah, and people like wanted to be around him and everything and just thought it was great and then it was the God. I just couldn't believe that they posted these girls

not only Facebook's, but would give their addresses and stuff. And nobody ever went to their house or anything, but they would torture them online to the point where they're like, I gotta get rid of my Facebook, I'm terrified this or that. And then this one mom goes after them. And it's three episodes, Sunnet Flicks. Did you like it?

You know, ever since I saw this clip of Conan O'Brien saying like, you know what's all these documentaries? You ever feel they're like about four episodes too long? Like, and ever since that's in my head, I'm like, all right, just get to it. Like what happened? I mean, it's good, but I don't know. The fact that it can't happen anymore,

I mean, there was a couple cool parts. It wasn't my favorite one. I wasn't like, oh my God, riveted, like other ones. Did you feel satisfied? Did he get his just desserts? Yes, I mean, I'm doing it right that. Yeah, he did some time for it. And he was going to be part of it, which he seemed to love the fame so much. I'm sure. I can't, but then in the end, they said at the very end, he said, no, I don't want to be part of this documentary.

Interesting. I've become an expert on, and I mean, I'm good on, I can fast forward. I can watch like 10 episodes in two hours because I can cut the bullshit. And like literally last night I was watching the show it's on Apple plus called like Blueburr. I don't know, it's Blackbird. Yeah, I think. And it's like it with Tara and Andrew Tanner,

whatever it's a scripted, but it's a true crime thing. It's seven episodes and I'm like, first of all, this is a movie that you have now turned into a seven hour to do. And there's a 20 minute scene of music and this guy walking through a cornfield and I'm like, are they? Am I? Are they seriously showing this for 20 minutes and walking through a cornfield? Like, I got to go. Like, this is a movie. You could and walking through a cornfield? Like, I gotta go. Like, this is a movie. You could have done this in two hours. Like, maybe it's a long movie,

but it's not a drawn out seven hour scripted thing of like, it is very, it's very repetitive. They wanna make episodes. They're too long. Yeah. They're movies. They need to cut, except for the girl in the picture, which in fact needed to be 10 hours

and I had to spend a full day on Reddit going, I'm sorry, which kid was born when, and I'm, again, up in a Reddit thing, where my questions weren't answered. And is it also weird that, like, growing up, we never had documentary to watch? No, we do this. And now that's all we watch.

Yep. And it's like, they literally will take a podcast and then make it a documentary. Like, I found this other thing called, like, a, what is it called? It's called, like, they literally will take a podcast and then make it a documentary. Like, I found this other thing called like a, what is it called? It's called like, Generation Hustle. And each episode is like a two hour thing. But one was Hollywood con woman.

I'm like, are you listening to that podcast? So why would I need to see this? Exactly. And like the shinks or whatever that show was 14 different things. In the staircase. Yeah, in the staircase is 42 different shows. Yeah.

It's a documentary, it's a movie, it's a series. It's just like, we know, we go, go, go, go, go. Again, two people talking under a staircase. It's just the same thing. It's like two dead people, two murderers, two dead under a staircase. One lady got hit by bats and she's dead. And her husband talking under a staircase.

It's just that they try and just, God, just like milk these things. Do you follow Bathanie Frankl on Instagram or to it? Kind of. I mean, I would say like we, I mean, I saw when she, yes, I do, yes, on Twitter. But the algorithm controls me. So it only pops up when her shit's like really trolley. So she's just like in the Hamptons right now and she's just like, you know giving tips about Where you should go in the Hamptons because that's relatable and she's like I'm gonna talk to you about the most

Expensive farthest market in the Hamptons and let me tell you it's fucking worth it. There's a just stop-o Soup, I know I'm saying it. There's a jisapo soup. I'm not saying it wrong. A jisapo soup. Yeah, that will not. Oh, oh. Your ketchup off. Drink it with a straw, stick it up your vagina,

put it anywhere you want it. It's so delicious. And you know what? They have these pre-made salads, which that I read in the comments are like $35 each. You know, they're just like soups. But eat it that day, because no one wants old quinoa, nobody wants it.

Okay, eat it, eat it with fork, eat it with your hands. Just eat this fucking thing from ass over to the hamptons at this farmer's market with chef geo or whatever. I'm like, oh, wow. That's like the farmer's market where bear fruit contessa used to shop. Yeah. It definitely has to be the one.

So like Bethany's 100 years late and also 100 miles away from everyone, like, okay, I'll pop right over and get the gazpacho that cost $150 and drink it with a straw. And I'll make sure to eat that salad with a fork. Okay, and then someone says to me, this should be in there like, what do you think? And it's she and her daughter, because you know, she won the case so that I guess maybe we're the daughter's 13.

So she can like be on the show and the daughter's been crazy and I'm happy that and they have a nice mother daughter relationship. But she goes, this is and she says this kid's name who looks like a six, three, gorgeous, tan, blue-eyed model. You've never heard of him because you've heard of me, meaning like he's killing it with younger generation, but because you've heard of me, but let me just tell you something, we're gonna collide, okay? And he speaks to an entirely different generation.

He's a social media influencer. His mom is a nurse. His dad works in a steel mill and he's from a town of 6,000 people. He went from studying to be a nurse and the pandemic catapulted him to an unexpected instant fame. He is smart, he's a smart young man

and artist and a fisherman, a thrill and a adventurous seeker who's a great older brother figured a brin and feels like the sun I never had. What? Okay, something's why is she even bothering what what because he has a successful talk. No, because he's he's a huge social media person.

They're going to do something together and it's going to get. Oh, I see. This is one Courtney Kardashian was hanging out with. With Addison Ray. Yeah. It's exactly that. Is the guy Hugh John Tiktok or you too? Probably.

Is he hot? I mean, it's I am Griffin Johnson. You're welcome. Exactly. But like I just was like, we come and then it goes on and it's like, we come from totally different worlds. Oh, why? Because his mom is an educated nurse,

and his dad is a skilled skilled worker. Like, why is that such a big thing? Three million followers. So, that's the charity work that Brennan, that Brennan, that they are doing. They're taking in the steel workers' kit to go and help with the plod. Three million followers, way more than she does,

and inviting them to the greatest farmers market on Earth. Oh my God, let me tell you this kid, you grew up in a Steelville, he has never eaten a salad. He's never. Never, ever one time has yet a salad that was fresh. This charat tomato,

I'm telling you, Graphan's eyes fell out of his head. Felt out. Out of his head, we're gonna do a TikTok about it. Oh my God. He only eats salads that are in the fridge for two days. Yeah, and he didn't even know. He's the son I never had. Don't tell his mother that, but actually, she's a lovely person. I'm gonna tell her about the best best, excuse me, I don't think she does, is she does, like, little testers of, like, she's like, let me tell you what it should be. She puts those like a filter, she looks, she does, like little testers of, like, she's like, let me tell you what she puts in. It's like a filter. She looks beautiful. And she's like, look at this product. This is from Pixie Wixie at CVS.

Slowing face, 299, just as good as Laura Mercier. Take your Laura Mercier. Shove it up your ass hole. Move the fuck on. Get your ass over to the pigly wiggly. And get this creep. And and like throw a whole thing He's like, oh my god Bethany like you take the time from your Hampton's day to tell me what kind of wet and wild lip gloss to get like Oh my god, your heart and you're taking this boy this this steel mills Successful

This hugely successful. Thank you for letting him to your Hampton's guest house So wonderful like oh my god, I just heard everything you do. Like the fact that she's going to be doing a lot of things together. He's going to learn from me. I'm going to learn from him and we're true generations that are going to blow up the fucking TikTok world. Like, oh wow. It's going to be and Chris is going to be it's going to just change and change the world. It's going to change the world. Do you think she's going to go anywhere near that legacy show or Bravo, the peacock corner for her? I mean, honestly, I financially, you know, she's rich as fuck. She let us know that.

She said she was the richest housewife that's ever been approached by Andy at her home. And I don't know. I don't know that she would, but I kinda feel like maybe she'll go back and forth just to stay relevant and have people be like, oh my God, I do love her, she is funny, she is. I mean, when she's with those women,

she really is superior in clever, wise, in like being, she's interesting. Most of these real housewives and most of these reality shows in general, are not that interesting one-on-one. They're just really not. Like, they're, but she is. I mean, she's smart, she's clever.

She's really funny. She's funny. So what's life is fun? She's really fun. That's what she's one of them. Yeah, I mean, and there's a handful that I'm like friendly with for that reason, but then there's a bunch that I have

interviewed over the years where I'm like, I don't wanna sit at a bar alone with you and get a drink. Like, I've already got all the info I need from you and actual just talking about life, like you're not that, but that's why we're gonna throw you on a zipline and have you go on a horse that shits in the water and like walk around and now you're gonna jump around and then do a question.

Go whitewater racking, drone. Who's the firstiest housewife? And you have to answer and get in a fight and throw, you know? You're playing pillow talk and everyone's wasted and then you get into a fight. Because if you were truly interesting and fun, we wouldn't have to do 12 activities.

We could just see you sitting around talking. Yeah, so I don't know about that legacy thing. The legacy is the old G1 and then the new generation. Legacy is going to be on, and that's not the name of it, but it's going to be on peacock. They basically took all the New York housewives who were all fired, I guess, and then we're going to put them on peacock and completely recast that show,

because they have to. So wait, the old one is gonna be on peacock, like the older woman, so they're literally, peacock is now putting you out to pasture. Yeah, the peacewans for pasture. That peacewans for you got for problematic. Oh, okay, maybe so. So then you did some shit,

the audience is demanding, you be fired, which they do about everyone, because the audience is, you know, but then they say it's some boring we hate the show. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so bravo's gonna take the people that they I mean the thing is like with the Ramona like, you know, she's stepped in some shit, but like there is no firing her hands down and she said it on your Let me tell you about this shit that I You know I had been really I had been feeling great on the trip, okay? With the girls. And I was wearing a bathrobe, okay? And I didn't have any panties on. And I didn't realize it, but I had a little rumbling in my stomach

and a tiny little Hershey shirt fell out on the floor, okay? I didn't realize the camera man was gonna do it. And on it, actually, I thought it was really cool. Really, I really called Annie, and she really hurt me. Okay? Because I mean, I don't know what your asshole situation is, but I'm guessing you've dropped a shitter too unexpected. Honest audience.

Yeah. And she even on that girl's trip was like, I'm a bar none hands down the most popular housewife that ever lived. I get the most ratings in New York's the best. And regardless of the New York's ratings, I mean, she does for whatever reason. She is the most popular housewife.

So they were like, oh god, she's. No matter what she does for whatever reason. She is the most popular housewife. So they were like, oh, God, she's. No matter what she does or says, they'll fire someone else for doing the same thing. Yeah, just that those cancel the whole show or whatever, or they'll be just annoyed with the person or they demand, they'll fire you because you want too much money. But with her, she was just so popular.

They were like, they're smart. I mean, it's obviously that the network execs there are really smart, but they, it's obviously that the network execs there are really smart, but they sent them all over to Peacock. I mean, they took Miami to Peacock, and now Miami, that same season is running on bravos. Right, they just share it. They just need people to join it.

Do you guys ever buy lottery tickets? Well, I know this. Oh, yes we do. You mean, scratchers are the numbers. Either one. What the fuck cares, do you buy or not? Yeah, yes we do. You mean scratchers are the numbers. Either one. What the fuck cares? You buy them or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, both. And what's the most you've ever won? $10. How much do you think that you spend on? I mean, we don't spend a lot, but I've now started by like the $30 scratchers because like when you're in Vegas, you have

to bet the max. If you buy the $30 scratcherer you can get. So I mean you mean in a year or a lifetime. I listen, let's just do a scenario. You find out you want it. It was your ticket, okay? You bought it together. So it was a $30. So you're like, I need $15. So you bought the $30 ticket together.

And you like check the number 12 times. You're shaking, you're alone, you have one, and you've won, I'm just gonna say like a weird number, like a 680 million. A weird number. We're just like, I didn't want to be like a 1 billion. Oh God, okay, that's a lot. And so you have, you're gonna do, let me take it all now so that cuts it down to whatever, 300, then cut that's a lot. And so you have, you're gonna do, let me take it all now, so that cuts it down

to whatever, 300, then cut that in half, 150. Okay, so now you have 150 million. What do you really do with your life? Not like the next day, but like what is your, what, how do you change it? What are you gonna ask, do I share it? No, you have to share it. Okay, yeah.

Well, I've always thought about this. This is what I think about. When I'm thinking about bad negative stuff, dark stuff, I'll go, okay, let me plan what I do with my lottery money. Okay. So, I had been given the advice in the past, because I'll talk about this other people, to keep it a secret for a year. Yes.

Because obviously the whole family is now on the teeth and they're bugging. And then your thing with your family, not like your kids, but like your other family is, is it a lump sum or is it a payment plan? Because now you're getting into like, yeah, you're gonna blow this and you're gonna be back for more. And so I'm not trying to give you a whole lump sum. So first thing I'm gonna do is keep it a secret for a year. Okay.

And then I'm gonna somehow play it off and I'm definitely going to do like payment plans with people so that they get money per month. But I don't give a lump sum because I can't trust anyone and I'm controlling. Okay. That's it. What else would you buy? I mean I'll say I do all my shit.

I'm not giving them all the money. No, no, no, no. What else do you do? Oh, no, no. Are you going to you do? Oh, no, I'm sorry. Are you gonna be concerned with what everyone else needed and me hoarding it all? How is I gonna buy house? Are you gonna buy house?

Are you gonna live for a lot of time? I see you guys selling trash bag purses for a 1790. 1,790. What? Would you do anything like that? Would you go on any kind of shopping spree? Of course, of course. I, my thing is I wouldn't want to own stuff.

I'd rather like live in a hotel and have people I my thing is I wouldn't want to own stuff. I'd rather like live in a hotel and have people in a place. I don't want to own shit. I would go on a bunch of like killer trips. Yeah. And invite people my treat. So I don't have much of properties. I have to maintain. And unless it was making me money. But I'm like, I'm, you know, I'll go like live in like Chateau Mar-Mont or even nicer wherever and then be like, I don't have any belongings and I just have all money and clothes and verses. Here comes the model. Oh no, she's saw me and now she's leaving. Ready for the photo.

She's like, one day and still there. The dog's looking back down to the room. Um, living in a hotel, that's interesting. I just thought to myself, every member of my family gets a million. Lump sum, I don't care. I'm not controlling like that. They can they get one million and that's it I have a small family take your million. I'm gonna take now if they need more we can talk about it also Well, they're always gonna get the and I'm gonna get the ranch

That's my home is gonna be I'm gonna have an animal shelter and then I'm traveling and we're just doing it like that And then it's private jets and having fun and paying for people and living the rest of the day. Private jets, it was only 150 million when it was all set in jet. No, but you just take the trip. You just count, you make the trip a pray- Oh, I see. But only go in it.

You just take the trip. You just take the trip. You charter it. Now we're traveling around the world and we're going to all these amazing places and staying in great hotels and having a great life. Yeah. All right.

Well, at that point, I'm friends with Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just popping on his plane. He does. You know what I mean? I'm just going to like be friends with people because I'm rich, and then I just use their planes for great. But nobody wants to be with the weird.

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