Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Throwing It Back with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: November 27, 2025

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Hannah McDonald's Juicy Scoot Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoot. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoot. The fans are getting what they want. I have Chris Frangola back. Welcome Chris Vangelo to the Juicy Scoop program. Thank you very much. I feel like I haven't been here in forever, so it is all new.

Well, we've had the holidays. You've traveled. I know. People ask about our relationship. Where are we? I get a lot of people, what is going on with you and Heather? And I was like, well, nothing. I mean, Heather and I are fine.

We're good. We're just too busy. We're just too busy adults, but no, we text each other when there's something that's significant, that there's something that we want to secretly shit on. Right, exactly. When we text each other or I send you a DM reel or whatever, like, look at this asshole. Yeah. And that's really what an adult professional relationship in Hollywood is about.

Can you send snarky reels to each other? Yes. And you know, and you don't have to even say. Right. And also not just, I think it's just every, not just Hollywood, adult relationships, friendships. Yes. It means you see each other three times a year. I mean, that's basically, otherwise you just see your family, whether you like them or not. That's what you do. And you've got to do, you just got to do the appointed rounds, you know. Right. The daughter, take her to school. Pick her up, take her back, pick her up, take her back,

take her to. Of course, my, I'm, I'm now, I'm out of that. Yeah. I know. My oldest is now, my youngest, is now 18. I know. I feel like I fucking killed it. I can't believe I've accomplished what I've accomplished. Good for you. That I have three kids that are, McKinsey came to me. We had a little birthday party at Lucille's.

He and his three friends sat at one table and a couple of the parents that, you know, we've known forever. And no, the boys didn't have their phones out. It was four men having a conversation, talking. And listen. I didn't think I'd be here. There were many of times I was like, I fucking failed. I wasn't there when they were little.

I now they're, why didn't I do this? Why didn't I choose this school? Why didn't I put them in this program? Why didn't I hold them back? Whatever the questions. Right. So far, so good. Really, really working out.

McKenzie has a new job that she's starting on Friday. Really? Yes. She's going to be a PA on a very happening show, which I'll tell you about later. I don't want the trolls to come and try to kidnap her. right and but uh drake's doing great junior in college he had two friends that came to visit that were complete total delights ones a year older already has a job lined up right an automotive engineering and is going to have a job and it's like i'm like where are you to live he's like i've been

saving up my money for my summer jobs i'm going to put a down payment on a house i'm like oh my god how did i like very very happy that well congratulations because i'm going to admit that I was wrong because when they were growing up I was concerned about the bacon and milk intake and turns out and the chocolate chip pancake intake but turns out they've look at them now I mean

well you know what I was always concerned about the fact being a horrible mother that they didn't eat the vegetables and all that shit and I'm like how are they still like never having cold nothing's wrong with them and they're just like meat and cheese I used to like dream that they'd eat broccoli but I tell myself I go one day

they're going to be shamed into like eating other stuff by their peers or girlfriend or whatever and like one day Brandon was just like you know no I want to eat healthier and he like started jogging

and like you know like trying different things and starting to cook and can totally cook for himself and and you know I mean I encourage it but I also like it also kind of came upon themselves and I'm like God

it is It is pretty great. And so we're going to go look at Oregon, Oregon State, Utah. He got into all those schools. Really? And we'll see. Okay. I think now that he got into all these schools, I'm like, are you sad that you didn't

even try for any California schools? And he's like, maybe. Yeah. Because I'm like, okay, we're going to go. It's going to be really cold. And whatever. We'll see. That's, you know, but he's...

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We'll spout off about more than what they're famous for wherever you get your podcast. Well, I have a four-year-old, so it's a whole different world. Well, there won't be a world. I know, exactly. You don't have to worry about. My wife's always telling me about colleges. I'm like, colleges. Who gives me some AI robot doing everything for us?

She isn't, you know, like, that's a whole different world. We don't worry about that. Who knows? Yeah. We're worried about, like, the next school, and we have to go to, like, interviews for the next school. Oh, because you're entering kindergarten next. There's seven kindergartens. Right.

kindergarten one kindergarten two i'm like what what is she in now i have no idea what grade she's in i like i feel like this is kindergarten because they're no i think she's in pre-k but what's the difference they're finger painting it's not like they're doing anything you know of substance it's they're painting rocks and well i just want to say i remember when bradda was in preschool and we had this big sit-down meeting yeah because they thought there was something wrong with him because he would climb on the outside of the play thing like he was doing it a different way yeah and then when he would fall, he wasn't overly sad about it, you know, or then he'd get up and don't go do something else and they're like, maybe has some like sensory issue or something.

And so I go, oh my God, so they give us this piece of paper saying all their concerns about him. And I go home and I have my, that day, my parents were still living next door. So they came to babysit and Peter and I like went to a dinner and we came back. And my dad was like, wow, I read that report about Brandon. and that is incredible. And I go, you mean the one where he might have like sensory issues is something's wrong with him? He's like, no.

In his like World War II Marine mind, that showed that he was like a little badass that was thinking outside of the box and also when he got hurt, didn't really give a shit. Yeah, right, all right. So anyway, it turned out he was fine. So it was like all these young moms like, my God, there's just so many things to worry about and like,

just like, have faith. Have faith. Yeah, we're interviewing. good mom and hopefully it'll all fall into place maybe not in the timeline of your neighbor yeah you know like I'm a dad though yes yeah I'm a good you know you know I'm a dad you said you're you just have faith you'd be a good mom good good parent yeah right exactly that you're a good parent you're there and like there's got to be phases and there's going to be ups and downs but it's going I feel like I'm there more than most dads and I don't I'm not going to

to speak for everybody but I feel like I want a little more credit than that I'm getting in the household because I'm there a lot. I am there. Believe me. I'm doing things in the household. You're getting it from the outside people because at least in my day, you know, it was Peter that was like having to pick them up from school and stuff. And then everyone just thought he was the greatest thing that ever lived. And then he headed up this golf tournament that made more money than the three day carnival. Right. Because he like is a dude and worked out the process. It was like, this is a more profitable thing than having everybody try to, you know, make 25 cents off of like a little game.

And so then, you know, they just thought he was the greatest thing. And I'm like, well, I'm still doing everything too, though. Like, I'm still like cooking. And like, it all works out. Anyway, well, that's good. Come together for the kids. That's what we're doing. We're going to get into a few things and how the world is ending in a minute.

A Real Housewives of Salt Lake, we finished the season, we finished the reunion. I have to talk about it. There was this girl, Monica, that I've talked lots about. Right. She turned out she was an internet troll. Oh. Oh, I heard about it. She was a full internet troll.

She had a name or something, right? Reality Von Tis. Yeah, reality. Who went after the girls. Really, she went after Jen Shaw, who she tried to be Jen Shaw's assistant because she wanted to be on the show. And she was like, Jen Shaw's on the show. I want to be on the show.

She's in prison. Yeah. But this is before she was in prison. And she was like, Kim Kardashian made it because she was, you know, Paris's organizer, assistant, basically, to do her closet. I'm going to weasel my way in that way. Well, in it, she claims I realized what a horrific person she was. And I started to record her. And I also had, I also suggested that she get cameras in her home.

Right. But when she hooked it up, the cameras came to Monica's phone. So then Monica sets up this fake. account, this, you know, troll account anonymous called Rialauntis. And in it, she starts releasing a video of Jen Shaw now convicted criminal of stealing from old people for 20 years, screaming at her designer and her staff and being a horrific person. So I discover it and I'm like, oh my God. Like, you know, and I start corresponding with person. I'm like, who are you? I thought she was, I thought it was the male designer. She claims a few of them were on it.

She gets on the show, but also during the time, she would also post all this awful stuff about the other cast members. Under the guise of, look at the awful thing that Jen Shaw said about Heather Gay, but then she would show it like 15 times that she called Heather Gay Shrek or something awful. Right. So, you know, a lot of them didn't really like this account. Then the account goes dark as far as she doesn't post anymore because she gets cast. She acts like she's friends with everybody and all this other stuff. And then the final scene is when Heather Gay realizes what she has done.

And, you know, it's a pretty dramatic moment in reality TV. And it's pretty, so then they have the reunion. And instead of her being like, you guys, I wanted to be on the show. I did this shady fucking thing. But I did really like you guys. And I feel really bad about it. She just doubled down. Monica's just doubling down.

And she's like, so what? Like, I, you know, so what? You're awful too. And, like, the production knew that I had a troll account. And Andy's like, no, they did not. We would have never hired you if we did. So then she kind of realized, maybe that wasn't the lie to tell. So yesterday they announced, no, she's not coming back.

Okay. Which I think is the right thing because they all are like, we hate her. We're never going to film with her. Yeah. She's the worst. Like, how can we trust her when she was, and she put out lies and all these stuff about all these other people? Then Heather Gay finally admits that it was just. Jen Shaw, the convicted criminal, who gave her this black guy last season.

They all got drunk and hung out. One morning she woke up with a black eye, and she and Jen Shaw acted like, they didn't know how she got the black guy. And people are like, did Jen Shaw get mad at you and punch you? And she was like, no, no, no, no. I don't know. I, what happened? Then she goes on a book to her, and she kind of jokes about what could have happened,

but she never says it. And then yesterday they finally go, so Jen Shaw did get a black guy. She goes, yes. And they show like this footage where you can't hear them, but it's sad. It was like it could be them working out the scheme that Jen Chaw gave the black guy. And that was it. And I'm like, but you never explained why she gave you the black guy.

Did they fight her on that? Like, did they get fight? Like, I was like, I needed to hear something like, we got really wasted and I said something and she jokingly hit me. I didn't think it was a big deal. And I woke up and the next day I had a black guy. But I didn't want to say that she did it

because I didn't want people to think that she was more violent than she was. Like, I still feel like we don't have the answer. Right. And I think she's being careful because Jen Shaw is a badass who's in prison and I do think that is scary

because they could meet somebody in prison. I mean that's what happened. Yeah, they could send somebody after her or she could be sued or whatever. Yeah. So there's the whole thing. I think it is amazing because they you know, and then, oh, and then Heather Gaye says

to Andy, which I thought that was interesting, she goes. Andy, you know that every housewife and every franchise says the only bad thing about this job is the horrible social media trolls and fans that go after you and are anonymous and all this stuff and then now we have one in our cast like we cannot it's like having a terrorist like hanging out at your home like it's just so I agreed with all of that and I thought um she did a good job and then I also thought that Lisa Barlow was like Andy I feel like you don't even care what we've been through and so she's not coming back she'll probably

go on some other housewives not housewives some other reality show like villains or traitors or something yeah and that's it so I had to fill it I know you don't care but I had to I have to fill it out it's not my I know but I just want to say it was kind of juicy because it was about social media

speaking Chinese at last eight minutes I know but it's okay because otherwise what are I going to do no no you're right so she got the boot and here's the black guy oh that's not with the black guy okay so now let's talk about the other Oscar nominations. Oscar nominations.

Right. The big, the thing, the only thing you really have to know is that, um, the director of Barbie was not nominated. And, uh, Margo Robbie, the star of Barbie was not nominated. However, America, Fiera was nominated for, for, for best supporting. And then also Ryan Gosling was, uh, nominated for the man. Was he, was he supporting? Yeah. supporting and so basically the Oscars he's like what could be Barbie too like it's basically the

storyline of like we put this all together we made the most money and we still didn't get the two women didn't get nominated and the guy did right which it's all okay here's my opinion please give your opinion uh first of all the Oscars at this point let's face it it's it doesn't have the pomp and circumstance or whatever it once did. It feels like it's lost a step over the past few years. For whatever reason, I'm not exactly sure. Yeah. And so

for that reason, we need to get as many eyes on it as possible. That's all the Oscars is for. It's for ratings. So, when they have voting, whatever, the academy votes, and they get these votes and they count them all up, and there's not just change it.

It's not, this is not the presidency. You know, just like, Greta Gerwin didn't get enough nomination. the Oscars where they used to be like, and now we have the accountants. They'd bring out the accountants. They'd bring out like their old-fashioned suitcases. Two guys come out. They got a chain to their arm or something, Pricewaterhouse accountants. And it was like, nobody cares about the votes. People want to see Magor Rabi an address on ABC. That's what we want. So if she doesn't have enough votes, when you look at it, you're dumb. Well, she still could win an

Oscar for Best Picture because she is a producer. Okay. All that. But still, not. Not as fun as best actress, yeah, not as fun. You just change it. Because there's been a few, every year there's this big snub like this. This seems to be a real big one, but there's always one. And it's just like, well, that's the person we want to see. Right. You're all looking for ratings on this.

So just change it to Margarabi at the bottom. You know, I don't know how many people actually vote. Are we talking thousands? I'm not exactly sure how the academy works. But I mean, I really do think that if these people voted, really watched all the movies, which I certainly did not. Right.

And they had to pick, is it 10 for each category now? No, it's only 10 best pictures. So it's like six. Could be up to 10. Okay, but it's like six for the normal categories. Five. So that's not a lot.

So if you saw everything and then you really thought about who's performance really moved you and most likely probably still 80% of the voting people, maybe not 80, but a good majority might be older and might be men or even older women might not feel like this Barbie movie was the

greatest thing they ever saw. And so they're like, no, I'm going to vote for the old swimmer. What's her name? Yeah, Nyad. Yeah. Annette Benning. Yeah. Annette Benning got nominated for being this she's a lesbian swimmer. She's a lesbian swimmer, right? Yes. And so she swam and swam and swam and swam and swam and like good for her. Yeah. I'm sure she was amazing. Look, listen. It is. I can't bring myself to watch these movies. I'm like...

Which ones? I haven't watched any of them. What did you watch? Of course, I watched May December, which was snubbed because that was about the Mary K. Laeterno story, which is... There's only a few stories in life that I'm obsessed with. Right. So, yeah.

That, Mary Kaye Letterno. Oppenheimer, not your thing. Menendez brothers. Okay. Scott Peterson, which is getting a reboot. And... Getting a reboot in real... In real life because they have the L.A. and S.'s.

And Betty Broderick. Those are the only stories that I will revisit. it over and over and over again, not Oppenheimer. Yeah, all right. I will watch the Oppenheimer. What about Maestro? The one about... I don't want to watch it.

That seems like, oh my God. I can't bring myself to see it. I don't want to see the flowers in the wind. Flowers. And I know people are going to ride in and be like, Heather, and you'll love it. Maybe I will. Maybe I'll watch it.

Maybe I will bring myself to watch it. Maybe I'll really like put in my schedule. Every time I get in my bed or whatever and I have time to watch something, and I whip out the, and I start to look at the overwhelming things. I go back to what I've been watching all week. I think everybody does. Which is. Yeah, your phone.

My phone? And then when I can finally put down my phone. Right. My new obsession, which I talked about last week, is the return of 2010 Millionaire Matchmaker, L.A. Oh. It is. Like, oh, the old ones? It's so comforting.

Patty Stanger looks like a completely different human. And she has these two punkers that are working for her trying to find millionaires. It's like the most produced fake thing. Right. Everyone has a sky top on. No one has eyelashes. Everyone has thin lips. Wait a minute.

So this is the old, the actual old ones. It's not a reboot of it. Netflix bought it. And I cannot stop. I just, I can't. I like, there's something about that time of my life. It was like, we were at Chelsea lately and my kids were little. And I don't know.

It's just like, it's so bad. It's good. I can't. So, I mean, if I can turn that off and watch these Oscar nominees. I would think Kills of the Flower Moon might be better than that, but I don't know. I'm sure it is. But if there's something about, like, finding it and putting it on. And then also I think when I would, back in the day when we would get the screeners and we would have DVD players and stuff, it kind of felt special. Like, ooh, everybody else has to go to the movie theater. They have the FBI warning on the front. Like you were actually breaking the law.

Right, and it was kind of like a flex. Yeah. Where I was like, oh, saw that one, saw that one. You know, yeah, because we didn't have to go to a movie theater. We could actually just watch it in our house. Right. We got the DVD sent to us. And now everyone can watch it in their house.

I know. They can watch every single thing. Yeah. And there is no coup about it. There's no flex. Did you see air, the Nike movie? No. I think you'd like that.

I think you'd like it. Check it out. Okay. Ben Affleck. I feel terrible, but I'm just being honest. I'm very authentic on the Juicy Scoop show, and I just didn't watch anything. I'm going to give you two movies to watch, and I think you're going to like both of them. Okay.

I'll give you three. I'm going to give you air. I'm going to give you a movie called Dumb Money about the, because they're interesting for several reasons. Okay, I heard about that one. Remember the whole thing about people buying the stock for a Game Stop? It's about that. Interesting story. And one about the guy who invented Hot Cheetos, and this is real.

It's very good. Is that a movie or does it? A movie. Directed by Evil Angoria. All right. Yeah. And it's the guy who came up with the Hot Cheetos. And it's just, it's an interesting story.

Okay. Three guys who like came up with a weird idea, Nike. Yeah. Dumb Money and Hot Cheetos. And they're all very good movies. All right. So there you go. That's my, I did watch Salt Burn.

That's not an Oscar nominee, in my opinion. No, it's not. No. And it didn't get a nominated for anything. No. Because, yeah. I mean, nobody wants to see somebody fucking the dirt or whatever. Like what?

Somebody told me about it. I'm like, why do I need to watch that? And I'm like, he was licking come out of his drain or something. I'm like, what? No. This is what I've heard. It is not, you do not need to watch. Okay, good.

Because the rest of it isn't that juicy. Like, I kept going, oh, my God, this is going to be like one of those juicy, rainy day movies. Like, I'm so excited to see it. It's going to be like a talented Mr. Ripley. And there wasn't enough of that juicy nifts. And then those three scenes that are so shocking. that are so, like, really gaggable, kind of just makes you not even appreciate the rest of it

where there were some funny lines and there were some cool moments. Right. But there just wasn't enough to you're like, what is this? And you're like, wait, is he gay, is he straight? Are they rich? Are they satanic?

Like, what the, what is? It was just like, I don't know. It wasn't good. I like the song, Murder on the dance floor. Oh, that from Salt Bart? Yeah, it's in it. Oh, I've heard that. It's in that.

That's right. Okay, moving. And Jimmy Kimmel's the host. Jimmy Kimmel will be the host again. gets the job done yeah he's perfect after this i mean are we going to risk a person now we talked a little before the show started we haven't talked about our friend joe yes yeah and um it seems like old news now it is old news ago yeah it is it is old news but i think in light of the barbie thing you know that was a joke that everyone got really mad about it he's like there's you

know a whatever based on a 700 page book and then based on a doll with plastic boobies yeah and which also boobies is a word that Chelsea always used so I feel like he picked it up in the last three years I was like ha ha boobies and um and it was just such a dumb joke and then for this to happen where again it's like these men just think this is a you know a dumb movie about Barbie stuff

and guys just are like if they don't like it they don't want to go see it whether you liked Barbie or not it doesn't Barbie brought in a trillion dollars right and this whole town is built on the fact that these movies need to make money. Right.

So the fact that this movie brought people back into the theater, which is next to impossible these days. Yes. For that reason alone, they should have been nominated for everything because it's all, everybody sitting in the seats at that night watching the Oscars is dependent upon these movies making money. I really think the way the movie thing has to work in the Barbies is, like I talked about this before, but this past week it was the weekend I went to.

go see white chicks that this thing for can film okay and much like the fancy movie the years where you can eat during it they serve you during it it was like a pop-up like at a little like restaurant you could the screen was great sound was great food was really yummy creative menu that had to deal with like what you're watching on screen okay and you know I brought Brandon and my my sister and her kids and my friend Kathleen and it made it an event and I think that's what happened with Barbie it's like you need to make it some kind of event like so either you're either it's a food thing or or it's a show that's like let's all dress up like barbie let's all then you know let's what makes it's like when i do a live show

you know it's like what's so great is the the juicy scoopers get on a group text and go okay you guys should we get six tickets let's all go together right it's like about like getting a group together somehow i agree and not every movie is like that and not every movie can be like The other, the one that did get the most nominations is Oppenheimer. I think got 12 nominations. And the only reason Oppenheimer was the success that it was is because of Barbie. For whatever reason, it was all tag Barbieheimer, Arbor whatever it was. That's why.

And Selling Sunset helped it. Selling Sunset. Yeah, the Oppenheimer are tidy twins. Oh, is that their name? Oh, yeah, they have, that's their, is that their. No, it's Oppenheim Group. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Close enough.

Those guys helped too, I think they helped. I think they help. I think they should be invited to the Oscars. They really, you know what? Like, oh, my God, if I was doing it, maybe not the Oscars, but maybe if I was in charge of like the Golden Globes or whatever, I would have invited those little twins. Why? Just for fun.

No. Just for fun. Just for fun. Yeah. Anyway, so that's my opinion on it. I mean, at this point, I think you almost have to correct it and say, all right, they're nominated. And then just give her the award for Best Director.

Or all this talk will make people watch it. It's already made a trillion dollars. Like, everybody's seen it. It's funny, you can always tell us. It's almost better that she wasn't nominated, the director, Greta, because then it's like, okay, motherfuckers, wait till you see my next one. Like, for herself, but also for the world, it's almost better that she wasn't, that she is not going to win for this. Yeah. Because, you know, it's going to make her next project that hopefully, like, she's going to be that much more into it.

I often wonder if they care about it, because Leonardo DiCaprio is also snubbed for Kills of the Flower Moon. And I wonder if he cares. Like, he's going to be, he's Leonardo DiCaprio. Like, I wonder if his agent calls him and goes, bad news. And he, you know, he's like, sorry, I don't have cell service on my yacht. What? There's models everywhere. They're blocking, I can't hear.

He's like, I don't, oh, sorry, I don't have to go to the Oscars. Yeah. I'm fine. I always love it because it's like, well, I was sleeping. I actually forgot that the nominee is coming. And my agent or my PR person called me at 5 a.m. I thought someone died. I know.

I was like, hello. And it's such bullshit, too, because it's like, there's like nine award shows leading up to it. You know damn well. And you're like, oh, what? You did it. You were nominated. And then my team was at my doorstep with coffee and donuts. Or when they announce it, and it's like, the people in the press are like, whoa!

You just hear that. Yeah. Do you watch the award shows? Are you still like a fan? I skimmed through them this year. I could skim through it. Because, like, obviously, I was interested in Joe Coy and Chelsea. see so like I kind of

got through it and I looked for the highlights and then but once I have one on I like I don't really turn away like if I commit to turning it on I do kind of watch it I do like the fashions and all that kind of stuff I like the holdovers too Paul Giumadi

that's a really good movie you should watch that one I'm trying to give you movies that are under two hours at the Eco watch. No I thought the holdovers would might be a good thing for me to watch with Brandon because he goes to an all-boy school so I thought like you might get something out of it yeah I made him much salt burn oh no well child abuse why did you do that because i was like this is going to be a juicy movie everyone's talking about it i didn't know what the scenes were so the first scene was sucking up

the come from the bathtub yeah okay well that's so that's pretty gross for him and then then the next was you know going down on someone that's that time of the month okay uh-huh and then the third was the grave fucking a grave yeah and then there was another thing that then he finally just walked out. And there was only like seven minutes left. And so then I was like, Brandon, it all like concluded, do you want me to like tell you what happened?

You know, you want to come back and watch the end? And he's like, no. And then he guessed the ending. Yeah. So I was like, oh, I guess it wasn't that juicy if you had figured it out before.

Like, you know. But he'll forgive me, whatever. Okay. We're good. But maybe I'll watch that. At Desjardin, we speak business. We speak startup funding and comprehensive game plans. We've mastered made-to-measure growth and expansion advice,

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She says the first time that she had sex with Hugh Heffner. It's the classic story. Now we've heard from everybody. No one's hiding the secret of what it's like. Right. You have to go in a room. He lays there. He gets hard somehow.

He turns on the poor. Yeah. Porn. And then you and the other girls have to hop on with no condom. Oh, several girls. Several girls. You have to hop on with no condom and baby oil. And then a lot of people.

Baby oil like for the lube. And then she said, that's not. not a good idea, and it gave a lot of girls' infections. Yeah, I thought that was. So that wasn't really fun. Okay. And then she was like, get me out of here. Then she goes and runs to Dr. Phil's son, Jordan.

Okay. And they date for a while. But then she's like, no, this isn't working for me either. So she goes back. And now she's like, well, he's pretty misogynistic. You know, she's like he was, you know, wasn't that nice. Hugh Heffner? Yeah, are you surprised?

And then, wait, wait, wait, there were some other, like, kind of interesting things about it. Wait, let me find. She, but, you know, you know, so then she's like, well, then I stayed with, you know, I stayed with him and I just, I don't know what she was expecting it to be. I think

when you marry someone that old, you're expecting that they wouldn't live as long as they did. Yeah. You know, and that the sex would stop and I guess it really didn't for a long time. She said, I was never in love with Hav, but I loved this old man in the ways that you're supposed

to love your elders. She said, I ran straight to Jordan and hid from it all moving in with Jordan. However, it felt overwhelming and intense. Their dynamics started to sour quickly since she went back. Then she said, I not only had Lyme disease, but I also had breastplant, her breastplants were causing her illness. So then that wasn't fun. And then she also suggested that she might have been exposed to toxic and mold exposure, which totally makes sense. In the house. Because, yeah, that old brown water bed or whatever it was.

I mean, there was definitely toxic mold in that house. A lot of oak and, you know, macaughey. Yeah. And it seems like nobody ever, like, got a vacuum going in there. And that one old lady, remember that old lady who was like his assistant just sitting in in a closet all the time? They'd pop in on her. She'd like, oh, I'm sorry.

After's going to be late for lunch. There were unspoken rules. The number one rule of living in the mansion was you always had to adore Hugh. The second was a plastic surgery rule, which she claimed made the women in the house competitive. So who was going to get the best implants? she got a nose job in liposuction and then he was

diagnosed with an aggressive E. coli infection but she did hold his hand until the end. Oh, that? But anyway, she said overall, Crystal felt that had never taken a moment

in his entire life to figure out how to please someone else. So that was real shocking. Guess what? Doesn't go down on anybody. Right. Sorry, I don't know did you expect the 91 year old to and just, like, really know how to satisfy a woman. She's like, what? She's like, this is a salt burn, lady.

Yeah, like, she's like, oh, wow, I really would have thought, you know, being that he was such this, like, man of playboy that he, no, he doesn't care about satisfying other women. I mean, I was like, please. Get the baby oil, sweetheart, and no funny business. I'm just going in for a few minutes and then I'm coming out. I think Costa Blanca is on tonight. That was my favorite.

Joke he used to do and like, just what a 22-year-old girl wants to sit on an old dusty couch and watch Humphrey Bogart movies. Now, when did she rant to Dr. Phil's son? She's like, get me at it. Like, I mean, in a way, I know I've heard this story a million times. Yes. Every, every playboy playmate tells their story about it, whatever. Right.

And it's just like, well, of course it's all very interesting and you can sympathize, but there's also a side of you, it's like, but you kind of knew what this was going to be. Like, which I think it was going to be. It's the Playboy Mansion and all that, you know. And then, once she got married, I mean, she was probably like, how many years do I even have to wait for this to end, you know, soon? Yeah. It's really quite old. But, you know, what they say, a woman who marries for money works harder is the hardest job than any woman could ever have.

Yeah. Because it is not going to, it's a transactional marriage. It's never going to be on the equal level. you're going to have to agree to everything. You know, even if he's rich, trust me, you're not going to probably have a good out when you're ready to leave. Yeah.

And then also it's the power thing. So like if she had tried to leave before to try to be an actress or anything, he still had a lot of power and connections. So he probably would have killed any opportunity she really had. Right. So she's probably just like,

you know what, I'm just going to power through. And then it's been quite a few years then she wrote the book and now she's setting out to change her name was the last thing I saw. Get rid of Heffner. Good. But Kendra Wilkinson said that she got high at a sublime concert

the day that Hugh Hefner died and she doesn't feel badly. Good for her. Not the way to turn it around. Yeah. Good. Tristan Thompson has been suspended for 25 games for violating NBA's anti-drug program. Yeah, I saw that. I mean, this guy, he just can't stay out of trouble, huh?

They said, according to the NBA, the Cleveland Cavaliers Forward tested positive for banned substances, and it's called Ibupamoran. And anyway, they are, you know, I guess they're like steroids. I think so. They're enhancing. So, you know, all the stuff rights itself, you know, like he cheated on Chloe. He's cheated with Jordan Woods and with other women and he had another baby with. And her whole family seems to stick by him and think he's the greatest. dad ever and now this thing is pretty bad so when you are suspended since you're you know a dude yeah

so you miss 25 games isn't this season over by nend uh in the case of the NBA no I think there's 80 something games so there's a few there's a lot so then you're suspended for 25 games to make sure that the drugs are out of your body and then they retest you and then if they want you back then they let you back in yes exactly and if he gets I think he tests again he's out for like a whole season like next season if it's the same rules as Major League based. So, and then won't it be interesting if once they, the 25 games are up and they test him and there's nothing in his system? What if he just totally sucks?

Well, he probably could, yeah. Like without them. A lot of times that's happened. Like, they get off the, you know, you just don't have the same career they once had because it gets this stuff works, you know. See these guys hitting, you know, 100 home runs. Right. They get off it and they hit 20 home runs. It's like, and then they're like, oh, but yeah, you're cheating.

You know, that's like the way people feel about a Zempick. You're cheating. Right. Yeah. Cheating what? I know. Cheating wanting to get into a size 4G? Like, what is it your issue?

Like, what do you care? That's the kind of way I felt about, like, the steroid era of sports, you know, because if they're going to charge, you go to a baseball game now, it's $400 for a good ticket. Right. Used to be $10. So you want to see them all on steroids. Yeah, exactly. So I want to see 20 home runs.

If I want to see ground balls to the pitcher, I'll go watch my daughter play softball. No, maybe you're right. They're just going to go, oh, fuck it, everyone. But then there's still going to be the people that then don't have the opportunity to get the drugs or don't want to take the drugs. So you've got to take the drugs off the table. When did the drugs first, like, become known? Jose Canseco, I think, was the first one to really put it on the map. He's, you probably remember him.

He was just crazy jacked up. It was just, I mean, to look at that era, like you watch old. Is Jose Canseco the one that hates A-Rod? Yes. And, like, trolls him on the internet and, like, and trolls him on the internet. I think so. Yeah, okay, yeah. Because he's the one first person who said broke down the steroid thing in baseball.

And all the other baseball players were like, I mean, there were guys who looked right at the camera because they had to go to some congressional hearing about it. And they would look right in the camera. I think it was Raphael Palmero was one of them. He looked right in the camera and he's like, I did not do steroids. And of course he was. Like a Clinton. I did not have sex with that woman. Completely steroided out for his entire career.

And most of them were. Anyway, that's a boring story for this podcast. No, but I mean, it is, it is interesting. So, you know, we'll see. Okay, meanwhile, in the Kardashian world, Kanye West had his now legal wife, not legal wife, I don't know, but she was just having to cook in this kitchen that's just nothing fancy. It looks like, you know, it looks like a small house. That re-did their kitchen in like 1995, and she's wearing a black, you know, zip-up dominatrix hoodie boots and the tiniest one piece.

And then another one, he put her in a black dominatrix jacket with these weird shoes. And Chris Vrangelo, I noticed you had a funny little comment under here. Chris bringing the comedy in the comments. He writes, do you live in a one-bedroom in Yucca? Well, if you guys knew Yucca I'm here in Hollywood, it's a street and the apartments on that street, this makes so much sense. Like, we're ready to see those blinds and there's only like three missing that covered the aluminum sliders. Yeah. This looks exact.

That brown carpet, that kitchen that you saw on the earlier picture. Cream walls with white trim. It's all so one bedroom apartment on Yucca. It really is. And that's why I was, that was the most shocking thing about the. the pictures. I find this girl to be very attractive. Very attractive. She's a very good looking person. Everyone's like,

why is someone not, you know, rescuing her? I have said it, and I think I'm on the right side of history in my prediction. I think she's completely in on it. I don't think they even fuck. Right. Like the other girl. Yeah, like Julia Fox said they never boned. And

I think she's like, fine. I think she's getting paid under the table to go along with it. Right. She came from some mafia family, allegedly. from Australia. Okay. And I think she's just like, I don't care.

Like, I'm going to be more famous than anybody. And whatever, if I want to leave in a month, I'm going to walk away with probably a couple million dollars. I always wonder when... So then he did a photo shoot and he invited the paparazzi. Yeah. And so she has some, like, weird, like, fur rug on her head and something. And then he is covered playing the piano

while she does it, this video, with his head. And then here they are. wearing raincoats and they're both naked underneath, or she's just naked underneath a pair of boots. And then this is the best one. She wore these pants, these little shorts that had like a little circle. Like a dickhole. And this guy, yeah, Gillette Slays, I follow him on TikTok.

He said it's for, you wear these to do a strap on. Oh. And remember when Amber Rose had that great Twitter thread where she said he likes me to do but play with him and everything. Oh. Oh. So I don't I don't know if he wants people to know. I feel like everything is deliberate.

So I don't think that she just threw these on before going out and she used him the night before to like service Kanye. Right. I think everything is deliberate and he doesn't care. I don't have those in my underwear. But like look at his awful outfit for just going out. He wears like

a like a sweat like a crop top sweatshirt. he looks heavy he needs a Zempec honestly I mean I just don't understand when you'd start dating somebody

I don't know how they met Did they ever say how they met? She worked for him or something Hired him and you chose her because she looks like Kim and the other thing is is this his art

of mocking Kim he found a girl that looks like Kim yeah like it's you know whatever what do you call when people do like where they're like like live art, like doing something.

Performance art. Yes. I think this is his version of performance art. Right. And it's to mock Kim and her sexuality and, you know, and how sexy she was. He found a girl that's like a younger, more natural, pretty, very pretty version, very similar to Kim's face. The greatest, the greatest 15 minutes of my life was years ago, my brother, my older brother was dating a performance. artist in New York City.

And, you know, that's what she called herself, I guess, you know. And my mother trying to explain to my father what a performance artist was. My father just couldn't understand it. No, no, she's an artist. She does paintings. No, no, Jean. She's a performance artist. She's a performance.

She does performance. Like, what type of performance? And then my mother's explained. She, I don't know, he eats dog food or something. But she's a bullshit artist. that is something you can't explain to an old white guy like so many movies have scenes of people going to an art opening or art exhibit

or walking up and looking at something and then a guy hits on you and I'd watch so many movies and then I'm like I'm going to go to a museum by myself today and obviously I'm going to be you know love it and have someone hit on me and experience after like a little bit I was like all right yeah I got it like how I don't know I know it is it can be I mean it's a good thing to do like for yourself or for the kids but I feel like it's in so many movies and it's not in real life I like how often are are normal people going to like art openings unless you're in that world I know but I feel like yeah there's a couple of good I miss the days of speaking of that type of behavior they're like the 80s or early 90s movies where the rich people were just aghast at a a poor person would even enter the same room.

You know, and they would, you know, they would visibly and audibly just go, oh, like. And also the soundtrack is always like, like opera, like opera music. Yeah, they're like, oh, ooh. Like Tom Cruise comes into that, in cocktail, I believe. He gets into a fight at an art exhibit. I will say.

He was a bartender. What the hell are you doing here? Not to to my own horn, but the white chick's jokes, totally funny, completely held up. Yeah. Oh, really? That's good.

Really funny and totally held up. I mean, yes, you're watching a ridiculous fun movie, but there were some really funny jokes that I forgot about that were in that. That's good. But, yeah, I agree. That's so true. Okay. So, Travis, Kelsey, he did the little heart thing.

Yeah. They're definitely together. The brother took off his shirt and then he helped this little girl say, like, I guess little girl was a Taylor fan. Yeah. But so she was behind their rich person booth

but she looked seem like she had pretty good seats too. So then he went down and lifted her up so that she could like wave to Taylor but Taylor didn't come down and he didn't let the little girl go in. Right.

And then of course people criticize that. It was like I wouldn't let a grown man pick up my daughter and other people are like oh God leave it alone you weirdo. This is a nice moment you fucking weirdo. They're like he's a dad of three kids. Just enjoying something. enjoy something you fucking maniacs but you know he had fun and uh you know this is all for podcast

listens obviously their show is killing it yeah the kelsey brothers um but i was going to say and then she had this guy got arrested in front of her apartment the stalker yeah yeah he'd been loitering around the front of her apartment and not that i don't want to take anything from her right But do you know how many women have strange people loitering in front of their apartments these days? And the police will never come or care? Yeah. I mean, we all have people loitering that are saying weird shit in front of our apartments. We can.

I don't. Well, I don't live in an apartment. But, I mean, they're so, you know, it's like, what are you supposed to do? I'm like, wow, they really went. Like, good for them for arresting him. And I definitely think he's a threat. But, like, be nice if other people. people could get that kind of response right okay this story is crazy so this man also

kansas city chiefs related so because they were watching the game so three these these um four guys were watching they went over to this one guy's house and they watched the the game now there was a fifth man who said i left and they by that time they were watching like jeopardy the game and ended and I left. Something strikes me is that none of these guys are good at jeopardy. This isn't a funny story per se. So anyway, the three guys that were left at the one guy's house, nobody hears from them. And they're like, wait, they went to this guy's house.

They text him. They try to message him on Facebook. No one gets a hold of him. they watched the game on Sunday not until Tuesday did the owner of the house respond and finally they came to the house

people came to the house and they're like where are they and he they realized they were all three dead in the frozen and like in the frozen snow and frozen on his back porch right so

we you know it always takes a while to find out like what is in their system what happened He said, now his attorney is saying the owner of the house was sleeping on his couch for two days. Yeah. He didn't wake up until Tuesday. Yeah.

If that is the case, then they're either going to find some weird drugs in these people's bodies. It sounds exactly like, you know, I mean, I've heard these stories before. It sounds like, you know, what is that drug that's in all the cocaine? Fentanyl. Yeah, fentanyl. Yeah, it sounds very fentanyl. Like they just tried something for fun. Right.

And then they went outside to like have a cigarette or something and then just all just like dropped dead. And the other guy was already passed out and he lived. Yeah. I mean, you know, and then well, who knows where they got the drugs from? You know, that's always something that they talk about. Will we prosecute drug dealers or people or or they're trying in certain cities to prosecute people who just give you a drug that might have a fentanyl if you die? I could be that, you know, involved in your death. So I don't know.

obviously this guy they're going to talk more to the guy who owns the house and I think that's a pretty good defense is that I was asleep for two days you think that's a good defense? I do think that's a good defense because I think it's going to turn out that we all did a drug and I passed out and they went outside and I like I don't

what's the alternative that I killed all three of my friends and locked the door right and let them freeze while I made pancakes. I feel like there's all the ways out of the backyard like Like if the door was locked, they're like, well, just go to the gate. Like, they must have died of something else. That's what I'm saying. I think they definitely died of a drug overdose something. And they were happened to be outside high or talking or whatever.

And then just it all hit them at the same time. And he probably should have died too, but he woke up two days later. Yeah. I don't know. Very weird. Okay. Sophia Vergara now says that she and Joe, her husband, are, they. did get divorced because he wanted kids and she was like no i'm you know heading into menopause i think

she's 50 or close to it oh she's 51 he's 47 and um she has a son that she had at like 19 and she's like i'm down to just be a grandma maybe in a few years he'll be a grandma but like no i don't want this and i thought it was the chihuahua i don't think that helped right he had a little chihuahua that was not into her at all oh oh i didn't know and then he brought around every He now has a new girlfriend is like 33. Saw that. And I just feel like, I think this sometimes can happen, but I think whether you're the man or the woman in the situation, how is this not like decided and agreed upon that you're going to have kids or you're not or you're going to try and you're not? I think he lied and I think he told her like, no, I'm totally good.

Right. And then they started having marital problems and then he was like, you know what, I gave up everything for you. Like, I'm never going to be a dad. And then she's like, oh, fuck you. You know, go be a dad. Then, you know, like, you know, after what she's been through with the ex-husband who hijacked their eggs, those twin eggs, do you know what that? Those twin embryos. So she had an ex-husband.

Okay. And they had made embryos together. Yeah. And they had agreed that, you know, if they didn't stay together, whatever, then the embryos would be destroyed. They break up. He's not a winner. He's nowhere near, like, her success. Yeah.

She's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. And he is like, no, I would like to have these two embryos put into a surrogate and raise them. And she's like, no, we decided, no, I don't want it. It went on for years. And he got, like, all the religious people backing him. Like, these are two embryos that deserve to live because they're essentially a life. And in the end, she won to get possession of them again to either donate them, destroy it, whatever she wants. and but it was a good lesson for people to learn

not to make embryos with somebody that you're not 100% sure you want to be with. I've always said that. That is a rule I live by. Everybody knows. No, but this is why I'm like, girls, have the babies on your own. Yeah.

Like just get a donor sperm or whatever. And then, hey, if the guy comes along, great. And then when he's gone, he can't decide if your kid gets to play soccer or not. You're in charge. Anyway. So imagine the yellow lands on his feet. He's got a,

new girl. He's hosting a game show. I saw he's the host of deal or no deal on an island. Yes. I feel like that's what you've got to do with reality shows now. Just put it on an island. Just put it on an island. Yeah. We've got to get cute. Put them in a bathing suit. Yeah. And get them on an island. So it's deal and no deal on an island. Really? Yeah. It's called deal and no deal on an island. With like the Megan Markle stuff? I don't think there's suitcases. There's money hidden somewhere in the jungle and you've got to find it. Megan Markle and Harry just went to Jamaica.

Is that right? To do the red carpet for the One Love, the Bob Marley movie. That one, like, I'll go see. Oh, yeah? Yeah, that one. I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years. Really? Why not?

Okay. Kind of light and fun. Yeah. A little fancy movie theater. Have like a Mai Tai. Nobody fucking the dirt. You're like, all right, we don't need to. Let's just a couple songs.

Get us out of you. They're in Jamaica, and I just, I'm like, I know that they hop to him someone's private jet for free. I just know it. Absolutely. What do you think they flew spirit? No, but I just wonder like who, like who still wants to like have them be the couple. Anybody would I take that. Well, I've heard some people have gotten tired of like the moochinum.

But anyway. Yeah, okay. So then she is now facing a lawsuit for the failing members of the role that she's playing. So she's playing this female drug lord that comes out today on Thursday. On Netflix, right? a limited series and trying to change her look and everything

I'm very excited I think it'll be really good and the the relatives are saying well when we we talked to Netflix about this and we told them stories

off the record that we said we don't want this being portrayed in the series and now it is so we're suing I'm like good fucking luck anyway she's not worried

she was dancing in Miami with her girlfriends child not childless she has a child but no baby's in sight doing killer movies and things she wants to do.

I mean, she's on top of the world. Yeah, please, have some fun. Okay, Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes, they get their podcast. This is not number one. This is getting press every single episode. What is going on? Have you listened to any of it? No.

Oh, I have. It is, man, it is so boring. It's so boring. Like, congratulations to you who does an interesting podcast and myself who do. Thank you. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. And I think people like this learn that after four episodes.

They're like, we're out of things to talk about. And as you can see, this is what's happening. Well, she's getting bitter. Yeah, of course. According to this, she's getting a little bitter because she's like, they started to bicker and they had to start to have like some awkward moments. These are the things that they've revealed on it. One, that they were like functioning alcoholics after they were fired.

Right. And they would go for a run and start drinking at 10 and he was having 18 drinks a day. The other one is they like to have shower sex. okay the other one is that when they get in a fight he basically does like the silent treatment and just goes away and like ignores her for three days or whatever which is super annoying

and now she's like if this doesn't work out between us like I feel like it's got to work out between us because we've given up everything and actually I miss I'm kind of pissed at you because I don't want to do this fucking podcast with you anymore now she realizes it's not that easy

It's not that fun And she'd much rather walk into a studio With people plucking her hair And the whole world seeing her And being done at 10 And not producing her own shit And figure out what we're gonna say And arguing with this fucker

Right You know and so yeah So it's yeah Welcome welcome to I mean don't podcasting with your spouse Not to be this guy But don't we all kind of want to see this one Break up

I mean in a way Well I mean there's I'm the first Because they're a little much But I'm the first to admit that, you know, when I see that someone undeservingly gets a podcast and has articles written about them every day. Right. And I think I've maybe been in the press maybe 10 times over a thousand episodes, like, and because I don't have a PR person like, you know, funneling it through or calling Harvey Lund.

So I'm kind of like, yeah, well, I won't be sad if this fails. Like, please. Like, there's people that do this for a real job that, and we didn't have this, oh, I'll just do a podcast after I got fired for, like, being married and screwing some guy that also was married. So, who knows? This couple was on a flight. Yeah. And they demanded that their child, they had two first class tickets in one economy. Right.

The economy was in the child's name. And then they were like, well, we need another first class for the child because the child can't support. by themselves and of course anybody would be like uh one of you can sit with child up front and the other parent has got to go back there like someone's got a sacrifice but they I think they thought that that would be

their little trickery like who's going to put a little toddler by themselves and they're like well one of and the whole flight they had to everyone had to get off and do you imagine oh I mean that I feel like there's a lot of there's a lot of play this other one

And they said, this guy looked out the window and saw that this flight was missing all these bolts on the wings. Yeah. So then they called and they said, okay, we'll fix it. But like, we probably would have been fine. So thanks for being such a narc and rooting our flight. I'm going to say this about the door that flew off the Alaska Airlines and things like this. Let's, okay. Okay, that was crazy.

And it was nobody got hurt. One kid lost a T-shirt. That's what I've heard. And other than that, it was. But let's give. some credit to the mechanics or whoever keeps these planes running. Because it's shocking that that incident is the only one that has happened in forever. And there are planes every millions of flights every day.

Millions of planes. And nothing really happens ever. And that's what we should be focusing on. Not the one door that came off, but all the doors that stay on. How's that? How's that? Thank you very much, everyone. That's, can Delta Airlines?

You know, wasn't it that those two seats where the door blew off, they were never sold? Or that no one ever sat in it? Nobody sat in it. Yeah, there was one kid, like, close. But don't you think that is like weird, either divine intervention or human intervention? Like, how is that? I don't know. I mean, I don't think they could.

Yeah, who knows? But it's just, I thought, I watched the video of it. And I thought everybody was being really. It's a little too calm. Like there was one guy just sitting. His hair was like blowing and the window, the door's off. So the door just fell off like mid-flight. I guess it wasn't supposed to be a door to begin with.

They put these doors on that type of plane. Oh. And it wasn't actually a door. It wasn't a functional door from what I had heard. But it's, yeah. Because I'm always, if I can't afford the first class, I do the exit row. Right. Which always stresses me out.

because I'm like, there's no way I'm going to... You got to help. I'm going to know how to do this and open the door. Like, we're definitely going to burn if it's up to me. Like, and then if I do get out there, I'm not going to be like the last one to go with the captain. I'm going to go down the slide first. Yeah, yeah. And then just act like I didn't realize it.

I would imagine you're the type to crawl over children to get out. I got shit to do. I got a 930 show. Oh, my God. I don't know. So this guy, Nick Cannon, was saying that he said to the New York's, there's this rapper who got five foot pregnant at the same time. And now Nick Cannon's like, oh, rest up and go to therapy. And these girls are all excited on TikTok that they're all going to have their babies together.

And I mean, what are these girls thinking? I guess they just don't care. I just think they just think I can make money on TikTok. and I don't need to really worry about it. I was just in Las Vegas for a week. I was in seven days. I was in Las Vegas performing. And there's a lot of kids in the casinos.

But like little kids, like two, one, two. At midnight, 11. 11 p.m. In the place where you're playing, right? They can't touch. No, I don't think they can go on like the carpets. They have to stay on the path that leads to wherever. I don't know.

That makes me so uncomfortable that you could, like, be distracted. Yeah. And then, like, some creep takes your kid. Does, I mean, I don't know if there's any of that going on. But it was a lot of, a lot of kids in the casino at midnight. I remember when it first became that they were like, like, it was like 25 years ago where all of a sudden they're like, because there was like the Vegas time, like the casino time, okay? That everybody like was glamorous and it was like this fabulous space to go. Then it like blew, like in the 90s.

then it was like this is becoming too kid friendly yeah remember they went they they like that's that was the angle they went kid friendly yeah and now it's just like I don't know there's just so many choice did you go by the fountain blue no because it's apparently dead like there's nobody there they've just fired their third CEO in like a month oh really yeah you can't even go to like the fancy restaurants no I mean there's nothing going on there I went over in that area and it was yeah so I know it's this interesting story, what's happening to the fountain blue. So, and then this guy is a biological father of 97

kids. He's now pushing for sperm to be, I guess, not overly used. You can buy the sperm you could buy the whole lot, which is what I would suggest any girl to do. What do you mean the whole lot? Like, if you go to a sperm bank and you put this. I choose to just lick it out of a drain. That's how I get my sperm.

no like if you go to a sperm donor and you pick out this guy and he's cute and you know and everybody wants the guy that's like of a certain height you don't want him to be like you want him to be like a medic you want him to be good at everything so you want like the medical student who also plays guitar but also was like on the on like you know the tennis team or the baseball team or something right and you know has and then you only can like look at their baby pitchers and then you're like yeah I want that but for an extra amount, which some people can't afford, and you can say, I'm going to buy all of his firm. So he can't have other kids. So other people can't buy it and then they can't. So that I think

that's going to be more what's going to happen now because now he's like meeting with all these kids and, you know. So this guy, I mean, that was like his business. He just went in. Yeah, he's probably he was an engineer and, you know, and so he was smart and it was, you know, easy, easy money. And I guess, I guess, you know, and just like a premium egg, he probably was a premium. sperm donor and made a lot of money whacking off. But then there's all these kids running around. Now Chris, get ready for the end of the world.

Oh, no. Here we go. Ancient zombie viruses are trapped in the Arctic ice. Yeah. And they could unleash a deadly new pandemic. It's a tangible threat. Yeah. I don't really understand the science thing, but I guess it's like as the snow melts, there could be something down in the earth that could like come up and be like, really fucking gross and take us down right yeah i i mean isn't this like the uh plot of like

you know the creature from the black lagoon or things like that and yes i like like there's there's this and then the next thing i saw was spring of 2024 maybe buzzing with an explosion of more than one trillion how do you say it cicadas cicadas yeah the first time they're going to hit in 221 years yeah and i'm like all right Right. But what happened? Remember when there was all like those birds that showed up or all those dead birds? Yeah. There just fell out of the sky. There's all that weird shit. There's aliens. And then I'm still like, wait, you know what we haven't heard about this week? The list. The Epstein list. Where are they? Where are they? We still don't know. No, I think it came out. It just wasn't that exciting.

It was like people we all heard before. Oh, is that it? Yeah. You know, I mean, as far as I know, I don't know. You know, what I had read was Bill Clinton and, you know, Prince Andrew and David Copperfield. And we're like, yeah, obviously. Yeah, well, that was, yeah, we heard that. I know.

I feel like it was like such not like a juicy scoop. I think that's what happened. It wasn't as juicy as everyone who was hoping it was going to be. Well, there's just no, but there's still, I think that's, yeah, like, where is the evidence? Or if they really did collect all that stuff and they have all these videos and stuff, it takes someone to be like, yeah, okay, let's share it. And whoever that person is,

is getting paid to say, oh, we misplaced it. It's a storage unit's on the palm, whatever. For some reason, to me, the Jeffrey Epstein stories just doesn't do it for me because I'm like, what, old men are perverts? Like, yeah, that doesn't surprise me at all. Like, especially the people that are talking about. I'm like, yeah, well, we all knew that about like a bill.

Yeah, I can see that. Like if I saw something like, even the David Copperfield one, we all kind of knew he was a little pervy. And I also just think like, I remember I did like a follow up on it and it was like my worst episode. And I thought like everybody would want to know about this. And I'm like, I guess just like anything, they just get over it. It's like Kim Kardashian is now in the face of Belancheaga and everybody's like, so what?

Yeah, yeah, right, right, right. And it's like, yeah, everyone gets over everything. That's why I feel like people have shit to do, you know. And, you know, people have, like, they got to. Well, I also think it's like, honestly, in the scheme of things, you know, this, like, the internet world that comes together that's not the mainstream media that really tries to get, like, people upset and everything. It's still such a small percentage.

Right. That, like, writes in and demands that somebody be canceled for saying something or, you know, oh, my gosh, look at this. And I was very into the Balenciaga thing. I thought it was really, I couldn't believe it. Now I look back. And I'm like, was that a plan by Balenciaga this whole time? To get people to come to buy Los Agia?

Was it all set up? Because there were no children that were really abused. Right. It was just a weird situation. They put them in and then they had the papers on the ads. And I'm like, and then everyone just didn't say anything about it. Now it's everyone went to the Balenciaga fashion show. And everyone's just like, I'm fine with it.

You know what I mean? I don't like. I've seen that I don't like the sneakers. Too big of a bottom on it. I'm a big old soul on the Belantiaga sneaker. I'm not a fan. All of the stuff I just feel like I finally, you know, could afford, you know, some labely nice things. Sure.

And I'm so incredibly turned off by like the robberies and the counterfeit and the, and this. Yeah. And like people that are just wearing a big shirt, they're just like, Gucci. like I'm like I don't want any of it like I just feel like so what do you go with I just go with normal clothes I just go like I'll buy like a nice Vince blouse or like a fitted black blazer that's like you know not a labely thing like I don't know I just I'm not you know I can still afford like a nicer product but like I just I don't know it kind of bumps me out because I'm like I was just getting kind of excited about it and sometimes I'll see something nice and I'm just like yeah I'm turned off. Okay. I got a, I was in, once again, in Vegas for seven days, and you still have to lose your mind a little bit

if you spend that amount of time in a casino because you don't really go outside. Yeah. And, you know, there's the real nice shops in Vegas. Right. And then there's just like these, I don't know, kind of just shops. Yeah.

But they got like to have buttoned up shirts with like dragons. Still that look, you know what I mean? Kind of an Ed Hardy almost. That's still going, affliction, whatever that was. That's still out there. Some, I guess. But then I saw a hat, like a, you know, what do they call that hat?

Like a bucket hat? No, like a pork pie or pork, pork pie, something. You know what I mean? Like, not a bucket hat, not a bucket hat. Like a fedora. Okay. Pork, I think it's. Who calls it a pork pie?

I think that's what it's called. I think that's the type of hat. For a fedora hat? Yeah, but it's not a, it's like folds up in the front and around the sides. You know what I mean? Like a cowboy hat. No, all right. All right.

All right. I'm like a derby. Like by day, but like Thursday. Okay. I kept walking past it every day because I had to walk the same route to the comedy club. Yeah, how much was it? Maybe I would be this guy, finally. I'm like, because I think I could, I'm getting older.

People tell me to wear hats in the sun. I'm like this, but I can't, baseball hats are not accepted everywhere. You know, I don't look like that guy. Yeah. So I got this. And now, but that is a type of person. You know what I mean? This is a, I'd have to change my whole.

lifestyle to wear this hat. And I brought it home with my wife and say, get that fucking thing out of this. Wait, I need to see it. Do you have a photo of it? I don't. I was going to bring it today to show you just for fun. And I forgot. It is kind of interesting when you're like, am I going to be

that person? There are certain looks that you, now your whole life has to be around that look. You know, like those Betty Page rockabilly guys, you know, that look. You've got to drive Now you've got to drive a 1956 car. Like the whole look is. Encompassing.

Yeah, you got to do the whole show. Yeah. Put on the whole show. Right. Or you're going to be that person that buys, like, the old rock and roll. Sometimes I do see, like, I did get, like, a cute kiss t-shirt just because it was pink and cute. It looked really cute. Right.

And, I mean, I grew, I was, my brother made my, Shannon and I be kissed for one Halloween. I was the drummer and she was the cat. The drummer is the cat. No, I was the drummer cat and she was Angel, the star. Yeah, right, yeah. Okay, and then he made us like, Paul Stanley. But he, like, made us, like, the cardboard things, put foil on our shoes. It was so cute.

And I've gone to a Kiss concert and all that stuff. And so I'm like, all right, I feel like I can buy this shirt. Yeah. But, like, I worry about that, too. Like, sometimes I see, I like that, I like the look of it because it's like that look of, like, an old-fashioned rocker shirt. that's like a little bit frayed at the top and it's a little bit fitted but then you wear it with like a cool blazer and jeans

and it's like you're hip but you're not trying to be too young or kind of still covered up but then I'm like like I feel like I'm going to quiz you on the band yes I feel like I'm so scary to be quiz because I don't want to be that girl

that's like acting like I'm into this band now like Chelsea Handler yeah yeah she was I saw her wearing a bow house shirt once and I'm like she didn't even know who bow bow she's never heard a bow house song yeah so yeah that's There is the certain love. You know how I had predicted that vaginas would be like the new thing just because everyone's getting so naked?

Right. And I just saw an ad for Kate Hudson's Fabelletics. Okay. I don't know if she's still part of it. Maybe she's not. And they're, you know, like the stretch pants everyone wears all the time. Right. With just big holes cut out on either side of their hips.

Oh. And you're supposed to go out like that. Yeah. Well, kind of like Kanye's girlfriend with the whole right now. I just think like everyone's just like naked now. Well, once again, going back to Vegas, and this is a story I wanted to discuss with you. Nobody's drinking anymore. And that, I don't know if you've seen this.

This is the trend. Mocktails everywhere. Nobody's drinking. Even McKinsey says that people aren't drinking my daughter, drinking like they used to. And the bars are having to come up with like trivia nights and stuff. Everything. Just to get people in there. And mock tales are closing at like 12 instead of 2.

Everybody's closing at 12. There's no late night. Late night's gone. Okay. So the, just like going to the bar, whatever, the days of, you know, kind of like that show you're watching. Like, though that era. Yes. It seems to be over, which is fine.

I mean, I'll step aside. But I don't know what's replacing it. Is it holes in your pants? Because now mocktails are like a vagina. It's a vagina. It's a vagina. It's a part of your vagina. China meets your thigh, you're supposed to show that off now.

Really? I like, I mean, at least it's something, you know, where it's not, because I feel like right now, it's giant pants, mocktails, and it's like, all right, how do you, where's the fun? So with the mocktails, you mean they're going to the bar, but they're not getting alcohol? Is that because we're in dry January or whatever that is? No, I mean, I think it's beyond that. But literally there are now bars in New York City that are mocktail bars. They don't have liquor. And, yeah, quite a few of them.

Oh, so then they don't even have to have a liquor license. No. So then that saves them money, right? A mocktail, I mean, like juice, you know. Well, I know that that's the whole thing. Like, I'm kind of like, okay, well, you're still paying like $12. Yeah, for cranberry juice. I mean, I'd rather get like a pressed juice.

Right. And also, that's still like a lot of calories if you're going to have that juice. I tell you what else I did? What? Speaking of drinking? Because I don't want to, I mean, I'm not a crazy drinker, but I didn't want to give it up. Once again, you're in. to Las Vegas for a long time.

You pass these places that call Fat Tuesdays. You've seen them all over. I got them in all casinos. What are they? Fat Tuesdays is a place where they just have a line of dafferies.

Oh yeah, and you get the long drink and you just drink it up and down the thing. And you could buy... A thousand calories going on. Who pairs? Yeah.

I got three feet of daugree here, bitch. Now let's have some fun. It's like the size of your leg. So you could literally buy one foot, two foot, foot you know and then get picked from like 10 different flavors and they just oh I want to bar for right now big uh straw and you just walk down the strip you know and I did

it I'm gonna do it I'm losing my mind it's Thursday I've been here for fun and did you get a real bus because I feel like there's there's probably not that much alcohol I did because I you get a brain brain get a little brain freeze oh my god but three feet of daquiry I finished what flavor did you I got like a coconut E one who's nice like a pinocalada you know of course Of course it is. It's like 10,000 calories. It's like delicious. The guy's like, uh, and with that one, with a three footer, you know, you get a refill.

Free refill. I think I'm good with just, I don't need six feet of, but I mean. And then you see people taking them home. You see them in the airport. You know, they got them in their luggage. I'm like, how are you going to use it? Honey, my three foot Dachry class. The company's here.

And also, I feel like, okay, we went to a restaurant last night to celebrate bread birthday. Yeah. And we had some parents there, you know, and, um, and so the waitress comes, she was really nice, but she was young. And so our friend is like, I'll have a, you know, this kind of tequila on, you know, make it like a Cadillac, whatever, margarita. And comes back and it's like completely wrong.

And so he's like, I'm so sorry, but like, no, I mean, I don't drink that much. Like, this is what I want. I want the top shelf tequila. I want the da-da-da. And then Peter orders like a Cadillac margarita. and a mojito comes. And then, like, so at a certain point, I'm like, I also think that the weight staff

that they can get now, like, really don't know what's up. And so at a certain point, I'm like, I think you guys both need to get up and talk to the actual man who's, like, making the drinks because, like, this just isn't going to work out. And it's true, it's like, you don't want to be a dick,

but you're like, I want what I want. Like, I don't, if I'm going to have the calories and the buzz, I'm trying to be good. Yeah. But, no, there's a whole campaign going on. a smear campaign against alcohol. I know. That's what I'm saying. It just does absolutely nothing for you.

And like there's nothing good about it. There's no upside. This woman, she goes on Good Morning America. And her student surprised her with, you know, because she was like, she was a high school teacher and they gave her a big thing, Good Morning America, just a few years ago, right before the pandemic or something. No, because whatever her thing was was being dismissed, like whatever art or something. Well, then everybody goes on COVID and like Zoom.

And that is where then she meets this boy that's a senior in high school. And she's married and it was like 35 or something. And, you know, and then started having sex with him. Oh. And. But I guess it was after, you know, that was one good thing during this. Zoom years. Yeah, you couldn't get sex. You couldn't have sex with your students.

The minute the Zoom ending, the minute the Zoom ending ended now, yeah, but I mean, like, yeah, she made sure they were all vaccinated and then she, like, had sex with him 30 times. But I mean, Good Morning America. Like, all these teachers, this is like insane. It's insanity.

Tell me what is going on in your life. What shows are you going to be at next? Where I'm going to be now. I'm going to be this weekend. This weekend, Friday and Saturday. Where? I'm at hyenas in Fort Worth, Texas. You love that place.

I go there a lot. I love it. Fort Worth, Texas, hyenas. Yes. They used to put you in the hotel that John F. Kennedy spent his final night in. That was always pretty exciting. Now they put you in a different hotel, but it was always pretty exciting to see the last, you know, then he drove to Dallas from there, and that's where it all ended.

You ever go see Daly Plaza where it all went down? Speaking of John F. Kennedy, so Robert F. Kennedy, what do we think? That he's going to run for president. Is Cheryl Hines going to be the first lady? No, no chance of that. But, I mean, I feel he's getting some, there is some... I'm really sad I lost touch with Cheryl Hines. Yeah, why? Because she could be the first lady.

Yeah. It is interesting that he has some interesting whatever. Okay, so go back to your dates. So you're going to be at Hyenas this weekend. Hyena's in Fort Worth this weekend. Yeah, then where do we go? Oh, my God. You did make a cute little poster.

You should have sent it to me. I didn't make it. I had somebody make it for me. I can't do that. But yeah, you did a nice job. And then I go to Louisville Comedy Club. I haven't been to Louisville in forever. Brand new Comedy Club in Louisville, Louisville, Comedy Club.

That's Thursday night, February 8th. On to Comedy Off Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky, the 9th and 10th of February. Then on to Punchline at Philadelphia. That's always fun. Oh, always. Oxnard Improv right up the street here, D.C. Improv. on oh i got a ton frangola dot fun has all the dates

frangola dot fun podcast is called cover to cover go listen to that follow them on instagram we just funny stuff and then all the dates are there and everything else yes yeah so good for you chris thank you so much how's everything going with you oh oh we're just getting started we're going to go to lunch

and we'll tell you everything's great like I said like it's about you know family family Family is good. You and you both. I mean, that's it. It's good.

It's all good. Yeah, who cares about all this other dumb shit? You know, in the end, in the end, the cicadas are coming. Like, get out of you. Just take your family close and let the cicadas eat everyone else. Yeah. You know? Right.

Or become friends with Lauren Sanchez. Oh, she's. I'd like to be friends with her. She's not answering my DMs and either is Cheryl Hines. Did you know her, Lauren Sanchez? She's got big... I met her once, you know, I better through the time. It is funny.

She was like a local... She was like a local person here. It is funny to see the two of them, like, running around at, you know, they are of a certain age. Good for them. Running around big boobs on her and stuff. They're on all the HG or whatever it's called. Yeah, like they'll live till they'll look like that. It's 80.

Everybody's crazy. That's what I say. Everybody's insane. And I watch these award shows and I watch him and, like, you could be rich and whatever. You're still fucking insane. The award shows, these people get up on stage. Like, is this guy ever spoken? in front of people before and I mean a bunch of idiots all right bye love you Chris bye