Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Tiffany Haddish DUI and Kim Kardashian Movie with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

My favorite Chris Franjola is back! First, we discuss his awkward conversations in the buffet line and a few of my Thanksgiving hostessing regrets. I spotted Kyle Richards and Morgan Wade this weekend. Kim Kardashian is writing and starring in a Netflix comedy, but North may be the true comedian in the family. Tiffany Haddish got her second DUI. Does a quirky podcast character have legs? There’s a new book about the Royals–does anyone care? Hall and Oats should make love, not war. Sexual diseases are on the rise. Could AI put OnlyFans models out of work? The Property Brothers have some unhappy clients, and Paris welcomes a daughter. Enjoy! Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://patreon.com/juicyscoop Follow Me on Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Catch Chris on tour! https://www.franjola.fun Listen to Chris’ podcast “Cover to Cover”: https://link.chtbl.com/dHdQT0Uu Follow Chris on Instagram: https://www.instagram/com/chrisfranjola Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% at https://honeylove.com/juicy Request a Cologuard prescription today at https://cologuard.com/juicyscoop Get affordable luxury for everyone on your list with Quince. Go to https://quince.com/juicy to get free shipping and 365 day returns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I am here with my favorite. Your favorite. Chris Franciola. Thank you for saying that. I'm not going to put anything on anybody else's

pain you ever write. Is that a one of the other people to say? He's not my favorite. Yes, it's okay. Your favorite. Definitely mine. Definitely mine. Definitely not my favorite. Yes, it's okay. You're a favorite. Definitely mine. Definitely not that, but I'll take it. A hundred percent. Really? Yes. Thank you. We'll see what happens in the next couple months. Right now, you're still at the top of the pyramid of our feelings. I don't wear earrings. So I get a good job. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. I can change

you in any time. That's the first thing that happens to start wearing earrings. Anyway, listen, thank you for being here. Tell me about your Thanksgiving. How do nice one? How about yours? Good. You had a good time.

Yeah, it was our first Thanksgiving in La Quinta. And we always, every other year, we host with Peter's cousins and siblings. And then this time my sister sometimes comes. But it was 20. It's supposed to be 27. A couple of people got sick down to 23 and 23. That's still a lot.

That's a lot. And you handle it? You handle it? I stopped at a certain point. I was like, you know, I used to try to be the wife that impressed the other relatives. Yeah. But now that I'm an old wife, like it's been a long time, I think I did too many sides from Costco

and I'm a little disgusted with myself. Too many sides, like already prepared. Yes, I did too much, because I said, you know what, fuck it. I'm doing all Costco, I'm just gonna throw some rosemary on it and like an extra pecan to make it look like my own. But you didn't say it was your own. You didn't say it. Not in lie.

Okay, you said this from past. I've been in the family long enough. Right. They're thrilled to come. But now, as I chucked some of those sides of this, well, yeah, dish that I got, the deck, I had to get rid of it before I left Lequita. Uh-huh. And it looked like a pile of dicks. It looks so gross that the whole way driving home, I was like, you know what?

I'm going to have to think for Christmas, my sister's going to be there and they're stocking me as many people. Yeah. And I'm like, Shannon and I are going to actually make some real food from scratch. Right. Like, we're going to actually buy the sweet potatoes and maybe I'll do like a sweet potato soup fly or something. I'm going to really make some other vegetables.

Yeah. I did too many half-ass Costco situations and I felt a little dirty after. A little dirty. And the sweet potatoes look like a bunch of... A bunch of dicks. Nobody wanted them. Nobody wanted them. And every year I try to push them on people. And every year I'm like, why do I keep doing that?

If they're not a hit. I don't need to have 14 sides. It was a Costco sweet potato, a little healthier version. Yeah. I should have just gone for the mash or I should have done this one thing that there is a Ruth Chris recipe that you can find online that I did once. That is their sweet potato souffle,

which is frickin delicious. So that is what I'm gonna do for Christmas. Okay. Peter did the turkey on the tracer. That turned out great. Oh good. But Drake was furious because he took it out, let it rest, then we cut it up, covered it.

But by the time we did our circle, or we say it worth grateful for, Drake felt it wasn't warm enough. Oh, okay. And so he's pissed about that. And so I'm like, I wanna do a redo. Yeah. Either Christmas, either Christmas, do the turkey,

actually make real sides, not as many. Okay. Too many fucking sides. Yeah. And he's doing it out in Lecinta again, Christmas in Le the turkey, actually make real sides, not as many. Okay. Too many fucking sides. Yeah. And you're doing it out in La Quinta again, Christmas in La Quinta or here. No, we're going to get, we're not, no, we'll do it there. We'll do it there. Okay.

I did a very exciting thing for my decoration. What? For Christmas, was that Thanksgiving? Yeah. I went, just made the boys go before I left. Yeah. Um, I don't even know if I want to reveal it. Can I reveal it? I guess I can. Absolutely. I don't even know if I want to reveal it. I guess I can't. Absolutely.

I'm not going to tell you. I went, so the way my house is, I have these doors and there's equal glass on either side of the doors. Okay. And because it's kind of modern and it's Palm Springs, I got two pre-lit white flocked trees for either side and it fucking looks great. Really? And I don't even know if I'm gonna decorate them. I might be like a sheet restaurant. Like, or if I do it, I'm only gonna do like

gold and silver balls. Okay. And then so then the kids are like, well, we're not gonna bother putting up our tree. Here are we and I'm like, yes, that's like our kid tree. Wait, it's a tree in Woodland Hills. Yeah, but I'm kind of like, I don't know. It's not like I'm having anyone come over.

And I'm not kids anymore. I don't have any friends left. So it's like, I got a swing by. I got a swing by. Wow, that. Maybe I can do something with your daughter. Yeah. Anyway, tell me about your Thanksgiving.

We had a night, we go to my wife's, you know, family's house. No, my, it's not of my family, little her family. They live here and we went over there. It's, it's, you know, I mean, it's a bunch of, they're all like nerds, you know? They're like nerdy people. They do like real, what do we call regular people jokes

and stuff, you know, they laugh at commercials. You know what I'm talking about? Like watching a football game and funny commercial comes on and they'll actually laugh at the funny commercial. That's funny to like regular people, but not to like comedians. So I'm interested in doing that. I feel like regular people.

Well, at least you're together with your wife. Some people that were suffering. Do you want to hear, or have one story? Do you want to tell them? Please tell. It's, I don't know know I don't think I've ever heard anything greater on Thanksgiving in my life. Okay now you know how sometimes strain like people who their neighbors came a couple right probably in their seven mid-70s

they came because they didn't have any family so they have children but they were moved out got it so that I guess the my wife's family said, come on over. So they came over. Mm-hmm. They were very nice. Yeah. Anyway, it comes time to serve everybody and roll in the kitchen. Everything's on the table or all serving. And the guy has a sweater wrapped around his, you know, that tied sweater over his shoulder. Yes. Okay. And my wife's mother goes, over your shoulder. Yes. Okay. And my wife's mother goes,

oh, be careful with your sweater, the stove is on. Could you standing by the stove? It's not late. Nothing's happening. She just says, keep an eye on it, the stove's on. Make sure your sweater doesn't. And he goes, oh, that's how my grandmother died, you know. And I thought it was a joke.

I thought he was just like, yeah, ha ha. And he goes, no, seriously. And he turns to me and I'm waiting in line with my plate. And I just want to get my food. And he goes, no, seriously, she was an elderly woman. Irish American. And she had a big shawl on and a caught on fire. And she was too old to get it off her.

And she burned to a crisp. And he goes her daughter found her the next day burned to a crisp on the floor. This is what he's telling me as I'm waiting in line. And I was like, Oh, okay. And then he turned without missing a beat. He goes, Oh, two kinds of stuffing. I couldn't believe it. I turned to my wife and said, Did you just see what he just said? And she goes, yeah, I says grandmother burned to a crisp. And he just told me. Well, you know, I don't know if you know what I'm thinking of right now.

What? But I was thinking about the day that we realized the story. I think Chewy told us how his mother died, was that they had a small house. Yeah. And they picked corn at collect a corner sold. And they had so much corn that they decided to put the corn on the roof. The corn husks on the roof. Yeah. Corn husks. Yeah. The whole time I thought they were just a bunch of ears of corn. I think it was the husks. They had shit. They had sheared the husks or something. I got

a gather. It could have been the ear. It was so heavy that it crushed, it broke the roof one day and she died. The roof collapsed on his mom. Yes. And his mom was crushed by corn. And we thought that was a joke. No, we didn't. And then it was like, but then we would be so awful that like when we'd have like food at lunchtime, if there was ever corn on the cob or any, usually corn on the cob. It was like a corn dish, no one brought it up, but if it was corn of the cob, we'd be like, don't let you in here.

Like, you know, like it's gonna be triggered. Yeah. It was awful. It was dark humor. That's what I got. That's what I got on Thanksgiving. Yeah. And then the same guy told me that he said,

not don't get a dog with my dog or he goes, don't get a dog. We didn't, you're not gonna want a dog. I was like, okay, cool. Cause we were running around the backyard. And he goes, yeah, we'd ever got dogs. But so what we did with my three kids is we just gave them dog names and had them drink at a dog balls. So they were the dogs. Hey, you probably couldn't do that these days,

right? I was like, no, I don't think he could. It's awful. He goes, yeah, we made them the kids the dog. There was a kid that lived up the street from us? And he was the youngest of three. And he had a name, a different name. I'm just going to call him Sean. But they told everybody in the neighborhood and everything, oh, that's PETA. We call him PETA.

And we're like, oh, okay, we just thought that was named. And we're like, you know, that's not as Dave. His name was really Sean. And they're like, oh, we call him that because it's short for pain in the ass. The kid was like six or seven. It was time in the entire family called him Peter. That's not that.

And then we were like looking over and we like saw that, like they invited us over for their his birthday or whatever and on the cake, the Carville cake. Happy birthday to Peter. Wow. That's nice. He is so fun. That's good. And his kids and kids and people just raised their kids differently.

I guess that's true. I just really did. I know people. Yeah. They really we are way too nice appearance. I know. I think today you just yeah. They really are way too nice of parents ourselves. I know, I think today, you just get about, you'd be arrested for everything. Yes. Okay, speaking of which, Will and Jada spend Thanksgiving together.

I saw that, I saw a picture. They had a professional photographer to make sure that, and then posted all over to make sure the world knew that they spent Thanksgiving together. I mean, this marriage is, this marriage is tightly, I mean, it's a tight knit marriage. If they have survived everything they've been going through the last couple of years, still able to hang out on Thanksgiving. God bless. I'm also just like, I've said this before, like, okay, I do feel it was your, it would have been shocking if you broke up 12 years ago when you'd wear matching outfits and you're on Oprah, you know. But now, God, go live your life. Yeah. God will get another girlfriend.

That's like into you. Right, right, right. Anyway, but they did. And then also, they're together, you know, good looking family. Nice looking family. And then. How is that the grandmother, is that grandma Pinkett's myth? Oh yeah, that's pink. Wait, where's the grandma? In the hat. She says she looks like she's 25. Well, she is. I mean, when she is not much older than Jada, she had her really young. Oh, okay. But yeah, they're a good good family. Yeah. And then Kyle and Maricio, they're separated, but they spent Thanksgiving together. Good. See, everybody's working on that. And people always wonder about her and this girl Morgan Wade. Yeah.

I'm gonna make you love Mike's going on tour with a Lannis Morset and they're, they say they're just good friends, but then they played with the rumors and had did a romantic music video together for her. Right. Then maybe they were more than good friends. Uh huh.

Anyway, I spotted them in Le Quinta together. You did. Yep. Wow. That more than good friends. Anyway, I spotted them and looking together. You did. Yep. Wow. That's a good one. It is a good one. Because I walked in and my friend and the juices Cooper invited me to her country club gated area

where they film when Kyle has the girls over. They have a house there. And I was walking through and they were having like a snow slide and things like that and like a whole day for kids shopping, whatever. Right. And I just see this girl sitting there and I see, you know, all the neck tattoos and stuff. And I'm like, oh, that's a, that's kind of interesting. I wonder, why does that look familiar to me? It took me like a second. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, my God, this morning, wait. And then later on, we were on the golf course, and we saw them take a power walk together.

Right, well, that says it right there. It doesn't. No, it doesn't. Oh no, power walk. We're gonna take walks together all the time. Not a power walk. I think power walks together. But I think what happened is I think she did her family thing

with him in LA, and then just she and Morgan went to the house. But I don't know, there could have been a house full of other people. But. You didn't approach, you didn't go up and say, I was on the golf cart and I'm like, you know, other people would whip out their camera and take a photo. Right.

But I think I'm above that. It's nice. And I just rather talk about it on the show and tell you I didn't see anything. Didn't look like they were just, they were not making out, they were, you know, not holding hands, they were just walking. Okay.

So who knows? I wanted to bring this up to you because I just thought about this girl today. Yeah. And I'm like, is this girl still killing it? Her name is Bobby and she became famous on TikTok and she's young and she's married and she's from Laguna and she's three kids and she does this like, she had kind of had an awkward persona and she blew famous on TikTok and she's young and she's married and she's from Laguna and she's three kids and she does this like she had kind of had an awkward persona and she blew up

on TikTok and then she got a podcast and then she got to interview all these huge stars. I've talked a little bit about her but you know, basically she does this persona of acting like she has no idea who this famous person is. Right. And doesn't really care and talks about innocuous things that don't matter. So maybe that's why stars go because it's a safe place. Like no one's going to ask them hard questions like, you know, oh, so what do you think about a PDD's accusation, sexual accusation?

I mean, she's not going to ask that. She's going to be like, you know, so I heard you like cool. I like cool. Yeah. What color do you like? You know, it's kind be like, you know, so I heard you like Kool-Aid. Why do you like Kool-Aid? What color do you like? You know, it's kind of like that. So anyway, I just kind of was seeing if she was still poppin' and I saw that her last interview was with Jessica Alba

and the clip that she posted was about. She says, so Jessica, I see you have a big spider outside and then Jessica's like, yeah, I don't kill spiders. And she's like, why don't you kill spiders? I don't like spiders. They might mate and have more spider babies. Uh-huh. And I know I know. I just want to read the comments. But go ahead. I just, some of the comments were, how are you going to just probably get famous? And what podcast, how did this probably get famous? Probably a cast have become boring. Everyone on here must have never seen

between two ferns with Zach Galphenakis. Well, which is a little bit of this clue, but Zach doesn't have to feel much better. It's also seven minutes. And hilarious. And the star is in on it. Right. And the star is participating in Zach's funny questions.

And those clips live in inf me and like make me die forever. I will go to my grave on my final words and my deathbed. I will say, I just do not get Bobby Altoff. I do not get it. I don't understand it. I know people have told me it's an act and she's doing a bet. I saw her on the today show doing her real person. And then they told her, and now do the act

and she just switches into the monotone voice. Well, that is where I think she made her mistake. I know. Okay, so I reached out to a very, I'm not gonna say who it is, just in case it comes on the show. Right. But I came across this guy,

he's a son of a famous person. Okay. And he did the funniest, like making fun of being a kid that's a famous person. I know he's done it about. So anyway, I reached out and I was like, I think this is so clever and I love your sense of humor. Are you ever in L.A.

Loved having juicy scoop? And he's like, thank you so much, but I'm gonna kind of stick with this character and this thing that I'm doing and see where it goes. And I wrote, I think that's really smart. but I'm gonna kind of stick with this character and this thing that I'm doing and see where it goes. And I wrote, I think that's really smart. I think that you should do that and see where it goes. I think her mistake is that she did the magic reveal

and it's like, listen, it's like the Andy Kaufman thing. Look at Andy Kaufman if you don't know people, but she had this persona, this weird character and people didn't know what's real, what's not. Are you that? Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. And he kept it going.

And even when he died, people thought it was maybe another part of his big prank. He's a brilliant comedian. And she, I'm not saying she's not brilliant, but she's a Gen Z with a TikTok attention span. And I don't, I think if she really, I think that was bad advice. I think she should have stuck with her weird character and we should have never known that it wasn't a character in my opinion. Right. I kind of agree with that. But you also know that she became famous on TikTok because she has two different size breasts. Like they're marked, they're very, a very big difference between the size of her breasts. And she talked

about it. And that's how she became famous on TikTok. We'll talk about her different size. I don't know if that was an act because it's, it's great. Like one's like this and one is like this. After her kids, I guess. Well, people, I don't know. People have that a lot. Yeah, no, no, that's why some people are like it.

So that's what booted out. I did a bit of a deep dive on her and I found that that was before she went to do the podcast. That's where she got, that's where she popped and got five minute followers. Yeah, mm-hmm. And then created this character. Well, you know, hey, if you like listening to it great, if you want to go on it and know that you're not going

to get any hard questions that are going to haunt you. But how many times can you watch it? Like it's a character, you have to three or four. Yeah, you get it. In episode you're like, oh, I got this. Yeah. So I don't know how many people, you get it. So you're like, oh, I got this. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know how many people are sticking with it. The longevity.

Yeah. I don't know what the longevity is. But I just thought, you know, people try things and can't blame on if you're getting the offers and you're getting the people and you know, like go for it, I guess. It's not my world anymore. It's what I say about it. It's just not my world. I let it all happen.

I've got to step aside all time and let all this happen. Go for it. My day's enough for everybody. You can be a huge Bobby fan. Matt Rife, this girl, everybody enjoy yourself. What are your thoughts on Matt Rife? I talked about him last week. I listened to your podcast about it.

Thank you. Thank you for subscribing. No problem. My thoughts on it are, you know, I mean, it's a comedian doing a joke. It's of course, I mean, comedians are going to be offensive from time to time. That's just the way it is. Well, I went on a deep dive about the things that really matter to the GC scupers. Right. You know, there's a lot of women that follow and a lot of women that are set by it. And I did find out that I have, it is my strong opinion in after doing all the research. The most important thing people want to know is yes, he got jaw filler.

Yes, he did, plastic surgery. That's what we really care about. But I also listen to your podcast and when you said, and I agree with you. Plastic surgery isn't interesting to mine, but yes. I heard you say that, but you also said that faces do change, especially at that time of your life. Like everyone's face changes from 23 to 28. I agree, but I just trust me. Oh yeah.

I don't care. I say that's what made him pop. It's the same, you know, Dolly Parton's super famous, but she was like the first person to get a boob job in history, and it made her famous. Kylie Jenner was one of the first people

that made lip filler like getting your teeth cleaned. And you know what I mean? And she used it. So I think in my opinion, and I think he didn't think it was gonna make him pop so much, but he got his teeth done, which is always a great thing to do. And he got definitely this filled right here.

Really. And it really makes a difference. And it just makes a difference. He looks really good. And he's the comic with a good jawline, just like, I really did that with the lipstick. This is the one I don't understand. Well, the jokes aside, the offensive jokes,

the whatever you think is comedy, I don't understand the, well, he's good. When did that become a parameter for? Like it's so weird to me that think is comedy. I don't understand the, well, he's good luck. When did that become a parameter for comedy? Like it's so weird to me that that is to fall back on this one. I could watch him because he's, oh, the reason why he's so violent is because he's good luck. I'm like, but that's not a comedy thing.

But that's why he's, that's why he is saying. But there's been good looking comedians before. Right. And then a little Chris Ranjola. Exactly. Hellenic God. Helenic God has to see me. No, but I think that's why part of him being like, I don't want a painter to my female audience is because he was a comedian.

He had a decent amount of success. He was on a TV show when he didn't have his jawline and he didn't have good teeth. So he wasn't living in a mansion, So he was, I mean, he wasn't, you know, living in a mansion, but he was like getting gigs, okay? Like that's already half the battle, right? Had an agent probably. So I think he was like, okay, now that I've really popped, I don't want it to be that it's just girls who like my jawline and that I'm worked out. I want it to be that I'm still this really funny guy that guys find funny too. So I think that's where I keep saying that. And he's being that good looking that now the people

with pretty privilege are like, it's hard. No one's taking me serious. You know? I mean, it is. It is funny to me that everybody's like, wow, women like it because it's good looking. I'm like, and that's like saying every woman has the mentality of like a bowling alley waitress. You know what I mean? Like, he's good looking. I go watch him. Like there are certain women who are like good comedy too.

Not that I'm saying he's bad. I know. I've never watched a special, but I don't think the good look, it's just very strange to me that that's the one thing everyone goes back to. Well, he's good looking. I don't understand it. Right. And I think that, yeah, the same thing.

Well, I think girls may have found, I think there's a lot of people. A lot of people came to my standup shows because they discovered me, they discovered juicy scoop and then they started to see standup. They never gonna stand up show before. I kind of introduced them to going at clubs and stuff. And I kind of think he's one of those people too that many, maybe, many young girls had never stepped into an improv or a comedy club or whatever.

And then they're like, well, this is the one person I like and know. And I think he's funny and I follow him. And I mean, and his crowd work is really funny. And I think that they enjoy seeing him. You don't think the crowd work is funny? I've seen that like crowd work now was just because it's the thing.

It's hot, it's all over TikTok and Instagram. I mean, but the crowd work is not that good. I mean, I've seen better crowd work on a Wednesday night at the improv. I like, I know guys who do a real good crowd work. Watch Todd Glass and these guys, they're not on TikTok, but you see them in a club, their crowd work is unbelievable.

There's so many guys whose crowd work is. Just a concussion. Everybody, there's so many guys who's crowd work is. Just a concussion. Every but there's so many that are 10 times better. Probably that is really like their art. But your crowd work used to be a thing when we were starting out, that was frowned upon. Right. If you did crowd work, you didn't have material.

Right. So people like crowd, he does crowd work, forget him. But now it's like, if you don't do crowd work, I mean, I do crowd work, so it's fine. Yeah. I do, I do a little because I'm always just like, well, I have all these great stories at one time. Yeah. Like I want to get to the material or whatever. But I also never really worked on it. So I don't feel like I don't feel like it's my forte. Like I said, I cannot be good at everything people. Right. And I can also get away from you in a hurry, crap.

Especially when you're playing larger venues. Right. Like Matt Rife must now, he must be pissed off because people are coming to be in the show. So they got their rehearsed bit that they're gonna yell out and that ruin, once it's rehearsed, it's gone. Yes. I don't know.

For the audience, for the sake of it. Yeah, if the audience tries to be funny, if the person you're doing crowd will tries to be funny, it ruins the whole bit. Right. So. Great. Okay. So P. Diddy, there was a lot of lawsuits that came after P. Diddy settled with Cassie for $30 million. More people came out. His bodyguard is now. I just saw on Perez Hilton. The bodyguard is speaking. Did he speak for him or against him? I saw the name.

Well, if you, it depends how you see it. He said, I helped him get a have sex with gay men. Oh, the bodyguard said that? According to Perez Hilton. And all these interviews that he's speaking for him, or bodyguard, obviously. Imagine if he's still the bodyguard. By the way, just wasn't an interview with Perez Hilton. I'm a little bit like getting your Starbucks. So there's so many, but I'll just explain why was it just an influx of article after article over

the long Thanksgiving weekend? People getting old lawsuits coming up. So it's actors, musicians, politicians are facing sexual assault allegations because of New York's Adult Survivors Act, which allows survivors of sexual assault to file civil suits within one year of this window. So this window is like closing these allegations have been filed just before the deadline and some involve past incidents dating back decades.

Many of the accused individuals have denied the allegations the accused have denied while the alleged victims see justice through the legal system. So there's Cuba, Cuba, Cuba, good thing. There is Sean Combs. There's Guns and Rose, Axel Rose was named in a lawsuit Wednesday from an actress model named Sheila Kennedy. There's some of these people are Jane Does. Andrew Cuomo, Mayor Eric Adams, from a sexual assault from 1993. Steven Tyler. Jamie Foxx from a plaintiff from 2015 said that he groped her in a bar. Yeah. 2015.

Let me see who else is in here. Bill Cosby. He's back again. Oh, no, that that's comes from that that was under this law. The latest thing of him. A Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, all these people are coming. There's more coming out because of this deadline. There's too many and I'm not interested

in covering them all, but that's the deal. So, did he? But there's so much about Diddy and nobody is sticking up for him. Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah, that's true. And then he posted a video of him dancing around like, I'm still standing after and he's just like dancing around or one of those songs.

Right, right, right. You know, anyway, so he's. He's an empowerment song. He sure, I'm not sweating any of this. I mean, and then there's, you know, there's a lot of things that go deeper with conspiracy theories and stuff about two other women, you know, that we're supposedly to talk about him that have both

unusually died. It's a lot of people that in his circle that have weird dying of pneumonia. Heart conditions and your sleep. Things that could cause death in your sleep or a heart condition. Like maybe you could be injected with something or given something and then all of a sudden you You know, yeah got real sick. Oh no before your book comes out There's stuff like that, you know, there's a lot out there. You can go search it Can I still wear my Sean com's glasses? I have Sean com's glass You did a son. No, it's not sunglasses prescription Prescription. He had a line of glasses that America's best on top of the tree. That's why I get my glasses America's best.

And the funny thing is his line of Sean Combs glasses were replaced by Jamie Foxx. Now he has a line. Pre-Veroos. I have fair those as well. I might have to go over to the Randy Jackson section and I'm not kidding, there is one. In which store? In the call of America's Best, it's like an optometry place.

It's like for poor people. But I used to, when the times were tough, I went over there for, it's one of those places where like, two pairs of glasses for $100. And then when you finally get it done, you're like, you want this, you want that? Like $700, I'm like, what about the $200?

I was like, oh, no, that's not real. That's just to get you in the door. Just to lay you in. Yeah. You know what's an awful lureua and, and I actually, I think it's one of the biggest scams in Las Vegas. There's a lot in Las Vegas, but they're everywhere.

And they're the storefronts. Okay. That, like every time I go back, it's a different thing, but it's the same scam. And you walk by and there's a cute girl there. And she's like, hi, would you like some free eye cream? Oh, that's a scam. Right.

And then you go, sure. And then they go, wait, I can give you more samples. Just come on and I'll give you more samples. So then you're like, sure, who doesn't want more like free samples for travel, right? So then you walk in and they're like, wait, just sit down, I'm gonna show you something. And they like put some stuff on your eye.

And I, I mean, maybe it's a temporary drawing, I don't know, but all of a sudden you're like, oh, you're right, it does kind of look like less wrinkly, whatever. And they're like, so this is what it does, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and to get the whole set after you've wasted like an 30-minute kick out, they're like,

it's gonna be $895. And you're like, oh, then forget that. Well, no, you could just do this for $250. You could just do this. It's kind of like a time share. Oh, yeah. Finally, you're like, what do I have to do just to get the fuck out of here? I know. But often times, I thought it once years ago. Oh, yeah. Finally, you're like, what do I have to do just to get the fuck out of here?

I know. But often times, I thought it once years ago, I know people that have bought it, then you get a home. And it's kind of like also when you buy wine at a winery in the afternoon. Yeah. And you're like, this is the most delicious red wine I've ever had. And then by the time it gets your house and you open it up, you're like, I've made that mistake. This isn't that great. You know, it's like, so then you get home and you start using it and you're like, wait a minute. Now I put makeup on and it's like crumbling. And anyway, it's one of those type of lures in.

Yeah, lure you in. And it's never. And I mean, supposedly P. Ditty lured in Usher. He was a, supposedly Usher lived with him for a while. And then there's videos, awkward videos of him, and Justin Bieber, where he's like, you know, come over and hang out with me anymore. Really?

Yeah, and Justin's like, yeah, I don't know. I have your number. I've been busy. Oh my God. Like the videos that are out there, like are, there's nothing that's like concrete. Right. But it is very suspicious, and, you know, and definitely he always had guns around, and this and that, that's like concrete, but it is very suspicious. And definitely he always had guns around

and this and that, that's been a lot of time. What's your situation now? Is he married? Does he have a wife or kids? He's got kids, right? He has kids that I think are like teenagers or older. And so I don't know what's up. But I don't know that people are gonna be going

to the P-ditty New Year's Eve party. A couple of weeks ago, the only problem he had was, remember he wore a Batman costume that was too real looking, and Warner Brothers was gonna sue him or something, cause- Really? I didn't know about that yet. And that was like his biggest problem,

I wonder- I wonder what's up, if J-Lo was gonna come around, cause remember like J-Lo was hanging out with him. Remember when J-Lo was wearing like the white bandana J-Lo? White jeans. Yeah, and white. And there was some, there was some gun play that happened that she was wearing like the white bandana J love white jeans. Yeah, and there was some There was some gun play that happened that she was like in the middle of yeah, they were going to announce something

Something and I think that's when she's like all right. I think I got everything I needed out of this relationship I got this much more famous and you need to skittle away Anyway, Ben Affleck seems thrilled with the relationship right now every video I see And you know, Ben Affleck seems thrilled with the relationship right now. Every video I see, he just looks like. And there's a new one now where he gets out of the car. He just looks so miserable. Well, they went, they were the photo of them just recently over the weekend where they're kissing while trying out a new couch at a furniture store. Yeah.

All right, we're supposed to believe that Ben and Jen need to go to college. And try out couches on Black Friday. Like you don't have a designer that can bring in couches or like say, we're going to shut down the store for you. Let's, you know, no. So I think she is still a thirsty bitch. And she wants to definitely get these photos taken of cannon moments of us being normal and doing things. And I think that's why he's miserable because he would rather never leave the house.

Like most men would rather never leave the house. They don't want to go shopping. They don't want to do shit like that. Right. And especially when you're famous. We have a $60 million house in palace for a days. We can build our own Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts here. Right.

You could create our own furniture store outside and pretend to shop in it. Like why do we have to go out? Did they get a couch? I don't know if they bought one or not, but they got the photos of them on it. Tiffany Hattish got a DUI. Again. The morning. Yes, she had one in another state, very similar circumstance where she, so they found her

in the middle of a street with car running and it was like parked, but it was like parked in the middle of the street at 5.45 a.m. and she had passed out. And when they got to her, they realized she was drunk. So she got a new eye. This is LA after the morning after Thanksgiving. Right. And then, but the one that happened in, I think, Illinois, or something was another state, was same thing. Founder, parked in the middle of the street, passed out. Really? So that was her, so this is her second, yeah.

This is her second UI, so her thing is that, I guess she gets really drunk and decides to drive home and then it was just like, I'm gonna pass out. Or maybe she parks the car and is like, I'm gonna take a quick nap, I don't know, but she doesn't park her like on a lot or anything. Anyway, she got up on stage and someone's like, asked about how she's doing whenever she's like,

well, I asked God to find me a man with a job in a uniform and I met him last night, ha ha. Pretty good joke. Decent joke. When she was on Ellen, she made a joke about her first DUI, where she's like, stands for dumb things. Nice, dumb things, what does she say?

stands for dumb unfortunate incidents. That was her joke on Ellen. I mean, I guess keep doing your sets. I was her close friend. I like to. I'm not. I do too. I would say this is what I think she should do.

Yeah. I do think she should go to rehab. And I do think that she should stop doing shows. Go to rehab and get your head clear and come back with the best hours about the best hour of stand up about coming, becoming sober, going to AA meetings and all the crazy drunk shit that you've done that now you realize was crazy drunk shit

and you could make really funny. And that would be like inspirational. It would win you over and get you back into the place that you were a couple years ago When you didn't kind of take every job in oversaturing or so. Yeah, like I think she this will be a nice reset for her But I think acting like it's no big deal and going on People are gonna dislike you, but also you're just gonna stay like this Like if you would have really pop and improve your life

Give up the alcohol go to rehab right an hour about that. I agree. I also think that I felt like she was going, whoever's guiding her career kind of did. I felt she could have went the Monique route. Like she could have went into like serious roles and won an Oscar. I really feel like she did that kind of actress. If the right rule came, that was really...

And she just went and did like really bad movies and you know outside of girls trip. I don't think anything was a hit really. I think she was one of those people because she had, you know, and I'm not totally sure, but I know she struggled, you know, you know, in a low income home, I want to believe that she even was in foster care. I think she's been, had a tough childhood. Right. And so I think once she got jobs and money, she was that person that was like, I'm not turning down anything. Yeah, probably.

And I'm not going to turn down anything and I'm thrilled to get everything, which is not a bad way to be. But then when you really could be a star, then you've got to have people be like, we got to be a little more selective, you know? And I feel like, so that I think that she still could and there's plenty of time,

but I think it's got to almost like, she's got to reinvent herself and be like, this was my past life. And I drank and I did this and all this because I had this hard childhood. And I didn't know how to accept being a rich and famous person. Now I'm sober and this is my new perspective and it'll be a really interesting perspective

that will only be hers. I agree, that's a good call. But yeah, she's nice lady. I like our lot. She's always pretty down the earth and nice. But she's been in trouble with, remember if she did a New Year's Eve show which was really drunk and people complained?

A couple of years ago, she could even finish a sentence and that was an issue. And now these. So yeah, I mean, it's obviously the drink it needs to stop. Yeah. Time to let it go, girl. Kim Kardashian can take her space, her spot in starring in female movies, move our girls trip to Fannie Haddish.

There's a new star in town, names Kim Kardashian. She is, there was a big bidding war. The thing hasn't even been written yet. It's Netflix got the deal. Female driven. Female, I think it could be, maybe all female, maybe not. It's the fifth wheel. So, maybe it's not all girls.

Maybe Kim is playing the fifth wheel of two couples. I don't know. Kim's gonna be the comedy star. She's starring in Kim Kardashian and two co-writers came up with the concept, which is Paula Pell, who is written a lot of things and maybe met her on SNL, whatever, and Janine Brito. So now they're going to write it, but they pitched it and they sold it and she's gonna be in it. Wow.

And good for them. And I'd buy it too, as far as Netflix, you have solid female comedy writers. And she won't be the whole movie, but even if she's one part of it, imagine the free marketing you get just by having the Kardashians. Somebody better get Melissa McCarthy on the phone quick. If somebody that carry that movie, Tina Fey. All the people from Bridesmaids. Yeah, all the people who are right.

All the people who are right. Yeah, I think that's the guy that got all of that. And be like, what, let's talk, let's create a character for you. Yeah. Let's get all of them. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's a's okay.

You know, where has been, who's the star of Bridesmaids, the main star? Oh, God, what's her name? She says, she's so funny. She's so funny. She's so funny. Yeah, I feel like, have we not seen her and stuff? She had kids.

No, she did. I think she did. I think she did. Wasn't she married to the guy from the Strokes or something, the ban the Strokes? Anyway, I... The hell's her name? I feel like we have not, how do we not know her name?

I know people are screaming in their phone right now. So many of you held it. That's it. Kristen Wig. Kristen Wig is so funny and pretty and clever. And I don't think she's gone off the face of the earth, but I'd love to see her in something, but she's probably really selective. She's probably very selective about what she does because she can be.

Yeah. Okay. So North is trying to be a stand-up. She's an insult comic. Oh, yeah. Good. She was rude to her mom saying her mom's Metala outfit, look cheap and tacky right in front of the designer. Oh, no. And this is all caught in camera for the Hulu show and Kim was like, you know, that's really

not a great way to say it. She's like, well, how do you want me to say it? And Kim goes, you could say, you know, I don't really know if that's the best choice for you. And then, and then North goes, you know, I don't really think that's the best choice for you. And then North goes, you know, I know really things. That's the best choice for you, Mom. How was that? Like, and she's...

She's conmitting, she's, you know, I mean, and then the comments were like, Kim realizing that she's a deal with Kanye West for the rest of her life. Yeah, right. So she should see some of her dad's outfits. She thinks Kim's her bad. Well, then she made fun of Pete Davidson, who was her date.

And she said he's not working at a gas station. He's going to the net, to the net ball, which made me think, oh, we must have been wearing one of the gas station jumpsuits that were all the rage of 2021 and 22. That a couple, I saw a mitarga recently. They're still around. They're still around.

All the men are waiting it now. Mm-hmm. The, yeah. So, I mean, whatever. It's easy, zip it right up. And I have to do it. Yeah, it's like, you know, the jiffy loop. I want to get the jiffy loop, people have shirts and pants.

But it's like, just a, you know, jumpsuit. It's a jumpsuit like a cat. It's like, you're, yeah, you're working as a mechanic. Yeah. You know, why do the jumpsuits work so well for mechanics? I think it just cover all, they used to call them. You know, it just covers all your regular clothes. And they think that was the case.

Oh, so you just jump into it and then leave it at the work. Yes. Oh, I think. Or you go on tour as a female standup. That seems to be the all the rage right now. Yeah. Oh, boy. It's a female standup. That seems to be the all the rage right now. Yeah. Oh boy. It's a uniform.

Anyway, meanwhile, Beyonce's daughter, Blue Ivy, was going to just do a one off and dance with her mom and she's doing a couple dances on stage with her. Pink has her daughter up there singing. A lot of people bring in the kids up. And anyway, she found the hate pages about her as a boy. Isn't the internet fun? And read all the mean comments. Right. And instead of curling up and dying, she got dance lessons. She got wow. And she got better.

Good. And she improved. And they discuss it in, I guess, the latest Beyonce movie. Okay. Yeah. That's good. I mean, I'm glad she, you know, a lot of the criticism you get online, sometimes you just let them go. You know, it's hard for me to,

to, she could just, you know, do dancing and get better at it. Yeah. You know, some people critique the things about me and I can't change. It's genetic people. I know. Which again, maybe because that riff is so good,

looking maybe that, that's the other thing. When people criticize me and look, I'm like, did I ever say I was a model? Right. Did I ever try, am I ever trying to win the most beautiful girl on the cover of People magazine? No.

I'm a comedian and a writer and a podcast. I'm doing the best with what I've been given by my parents or whoever genetically blessed me with what I got. And there's some quirks. Right. I do my best to... And listen, my parents raised me to believe that I am better looking than I am.

They did? They made me believe. How so, just by saying you're beautiful. Telling me? Telling me I'm the greatest thing on earth. And I know people are very angry that I chose to believe those parents. So take it up with them there in heaven, be mad at them for instilling confidence and self-worth. Right.

But I'm sorry that I like myself. I'm sorry that I'm not great at it. I'm sorry that I don't put black tape on the mirrors in my home. I don't mind looking at it. So how do you mind looking at it? I put a mirror at the end of one of our hallways. Yeah. And now I walk down the hallway to my bedroom.

I could see myself walking. And I don't like the, I've never really saw myself walking before. I don't like the way I, so I took the mirror down. I'm like, I can't see myself walking. I have the weird, my legs kick out. So I take it down. Do do what's right for you. Yeah.

You know, if that means, you know, muting people, not following people, not looking at sites that are, you know, not flattering yourself or, or the mirror or get plastic surgery. So you do enjoy looking in the mirror more. Whatever works, we have to stay on this earth until AI takes it over. Oh, do you hear about the latest AI thing? Well, I just, all of it is just an idea.

Well, I thought this was pretty juicy. But at this point, is it, am I missing something or at this point, all I see is AI is I could make myself cute or pictures. Like, you download this AI app and you can make yourself look better in a picture. We'll put yourself in a suit. Well, there's all that.

Yeah, but that's AI. Oh, yeah, but no, but there's a lot of things that AI can do because it really, it is really thinking like a human. But the problem is this guy that was like ahead of this AI chat or whatever, he spoke in front of like this board or whatever say. We have to stop this one element of AI. Otherwise, it could be detrimental to humanity. And then they fired him. Yeah. And then 700 of the 770 employees said, we're all going to leave unless you hire him back. Because what he's saying is fucking true. And it's scary. Right. So everyone's like, what is this?

And it's that they discovered, it's like straight out of a movie. It's like Jurassic Park. Yeah, they discovered that it can do a math thing that has never been discovered before. Right. So it's actually smarter than a human now. So everything that it's done, whether it's writing or photography or whatever, is going off of information that they've put into it that we already have. Right. And now they're saying we're getting to a level where they know more than we do. So that is where it is. Didn't you

people see war games with Matthew Brotterick when the computers were going gonna let loose the nuclear bomb. So anyway, as you come to the other thing, I read. I mean, all of this is just so terrifying, especially if you have kids, young kids, who's like, oh my God, I mean, what? You know, my wife talks about, we gotta start a college run, like college fun, who cares? There'll be nine million things to do,

her papers, whatever, you know college fun. I didn't even have to start college, she could to do her papers or whatever. You know college fun. I didn't even have to go to college. She can go get her MBA at Harvard. How is it that everybody can go to Harvard? Well, everybody's like, oh, guess what? Enrolled in Harvard. Online, anyone can get it out and take out.

Anyone can graduate from Harvard now? Yeah, I guess. It's weird. Anyway, go on. But anyway, I just feel like the internet, we started it. And I think it's gotten out of our hands. You know what I mean? Like, I think we started it with the hopes of, it'll make people smarter.

Well, all, you know, because if you wanted to, you can go on the internet, you can learn Chinese, you can learn a language, you can learn every 10 languages. Well, speaking of language. But nobody does. We just go on there and call each other fat. You know what I mean? Well, speaking of languages, that's the same thing when people go. Remember when, you know when you'd be learning math in school and they'd be like,

you gotta learn these multiple-catchin' tables because you're not gonna be walking around one day and always have a calculator next to you and some's like, well, now we do. Yeah, have a phone with always having a calculator. I feel the same way about learning language in school. Yeah. So our kids, most kids, at least in California,

if you wanna even apply to UC schools, you got to take two or three years of foreign language. Right. And all the kids take it. And most of them don't do anything with it and don't know anything, but they memorize the words and they got to be in whatever. And now with the phone, you can do that too. Yeah. You can do, you can, you know, talk into the phone with your 90 day fiancee and have them say, so, and learn all these language. School translate. So I'm kind of like, I really do think schools need to sit down and like, go, okay, what is

really important that we teach these kids? Right. And I do think more like life lessons, fixing things, figuring out how things work and all that kind of stuff is. I've been saying, I'm an electrician. I know. I've been saying this forever. That's not going away.

You're going to need electricity to even hook up AI shit. Right. Somebody's got to plug this in. And now I read, I don't know if you read this story, they're bringing back the woolly mammoth. They, it's exactly Jurassic Park, something in Texas. Wait, they do. They have, wait, they have, that's the wooly mammoths

is from mammoth mountain. So one time I guess it lived in mammoth, right? Well, they got it, it's coming back. They did the same thing as Jurassic Park. They found some blood, they put it, they're gonna be able to, and they're moving ahead with it. But what is the, but he's not a dinosaur, so who cares? It is a dinosaur.

It would be good for mammoth mountain to have that mammoth be walking around to get people to want to go. But I could travel there. All right, but all right. Well, fine. If you want the woolly mammoth back, how big is it? It's giant, it's a big giant hairy elephant.

Haven't you seen a woolly mammoth? I went to the living desert zoo this weekend. Okay. And, you know, I did not spend a lot of time at zoos because I was always working. So my mother-in-law would always take my kids and stuff. So, I just can't believe what I messed out on. No, it's great.

I mean, it's so cute. It's so great. What do you see? What animals? I got to feed a hippo. Yeah. Be careful. And touch it. Really? Yes. So the hippos are angry animals. I know. Well, I had a little VIP situation going on. And then we fed a giraffe. Wow. And that was really fun. And

stud jaguars and yeah. They're like here. We found this jaguar in an apartment in like someone's apartment in South Africa. Well, that's always the case. Yeah. I mean, crazy. Yeah. So anyway, that was really fun. Just so we had to send, you know, we sent all the panda bears back. We don't have any panda bears in America anymore.

We had several panda bears in a zoo's around. It's San Diego. And they sent them all back to China because they were, I guess they were donated from China and they want to run out and we sent them back. So now we have no panda bears. And I said, well, you know, somebody in the Bronx has a panda bear in their apartment. You know, when they get evicted, they got to find a real panda bear in there. And I'm like, how'd you get that?

I don't know. Something I gave it to me. It's definitely a panda bear somewhere in America. Kanye and Bianca, we thought they were taking a break. We thought it intervention stuck. No, she's out in a bikini top and another word outfit enjoying him while he was singing an aggressive song about, um, effing a Jewish girl. I heard that, yeah.

That's a new hit for him. Good. Let's talk about the hall and oats. I mean, now finally a Top of Got Game. Watch out, bull. Shoe Gila. Vohu Shoe. I mean, who doesn't love Hall and Oats?

I mean, they have a team forever. They've been a team forever. It's since the 70s, the most successful duo of all time. Yes. And Hall and Oats. And yeah. Well, John is suing because Darryl Hall suing John oats. Sorry, Darryl Hall filed a lawsuit against his partner, John oats alleging that oats

plan to sell his share of their joint venture, which would violate their business agreement. And a natural judge has issued a temporary restraining order blocking the sale until legal proceedings and arbitration are complete while the lawsuit publicly released versions. It pertains to confidential terms. Okay, so. They still tore together, at least they did last summer. They did a couple of shows together,

but they also tore separately. And what I had heard was, Darryl Hall does not want Jon Oates singing certain songs in his solo shows. So he was angry about that. And that's what initially started this lawsuit. I hadn't heard about the fact that he was planning on selling his catalog. You know what's like that all makes sense? Like when Suzanne Summers left the Rees Company. Yeah. She started to do a nightclub act and they were like, you cannot do the character of Suzanne Summers, right? Own that character. So that's when she kind of was like, okay, I said, I better start singing and selling five masters, you know. And then, yeah, if you own the right, if you

are the writer of the song of the group, then you can say, you know, well, if we ever break up, you can't go to Vegas and sing the song, I wrote it. So that is what this probably comes down to. Yeah, I mean, this is every band does this to each other. They also each other for I wrote this, you wrote that, you know, and the Creedence Clearwater Revival, they sued John Fogarty, he was a lead singer, they sued John Fogarty because he was going on tour

and they said, he sounds too much like Creedence, he can't sing those songs and he's like, well, I am. That's who I sing the songs. I can't sound any other way. Yeah. They're all it's crazy. But everybody's upset because everyone wants whole notes to get along. But apparently, Dara Hall seems like kind of an asshole. I watched someone's little more podcast. It's the Darkhares John Oates. D. It's the dark hair, which one? It's the dark hair. It's John Oates. Uh. Darryl Hall's the taller blonde one. Who's the dick, you think? I think Darryl Hall's a dick.

I saw him solo recently. I went to the Riltern to see him solo and he is not happy. And he was singing the Holland Oates solo. He sings the Holland Oates solo. He's saying, he's a man. He's like, I wrote everything. He's just, if you got to watch it, if you're interested in this, he's on Bill Mars by the way. Darryl Hall is the cuter one.

Yeah, sure. And he's the one who says, I wrote it. That's what he said. And therefore, he found a lawsuit against John Oates because Oates wants to sell his share. Oh, yeah. A lot of people doing this now, they're selling their catalogs and for hundreds of millions of dollars at this point. Why not? Nobody's selling records anymore.

I mean, what have you got? You know, 15 years left on this earth. And they're all older men now. They're like, I can't be touring forever at 75. So I'll sell 400 million dollars. I'll sell the catalog and let them put it in commercials or whatever else I want to do with it. How do you sell half a catalog when it's both of you?

Well, that's, I don't know. I don't know how that one won't work, but yeah. He can sell a big mess. That's why it's a big mess, yeah. So. And I guess they're at friends right now. Well, they never have been. Really?

According to Darryl Hall, he says, which is- I kind of found out LeBernard and Shirley never liked each other. I know, I know. And that's kind of what I let's do in my Bill March podcast. Bill March is like, oh, we want to believe you guys are friends. You know, nobody wants to hear you're not friends.

And you want to hear that you do the concert and then you go in separate directions to your hotel room. We want to think that you got in, hung out, drank together, had fun. My greatest thing, Los Angeles, I was eating lunch one to Don and Melrose is eating lunch and in the place I was eating lunch, I saw Darah Hall.

Same day, about three hours later, I was shopping lunch, I saw Dara Hall, same day, about three hours later, I was shopping somewhere and I saw John Oats, separate locations, same day. I saw Hall Oats, same day, two separate locations. Clearly not together. Clearly not together. Yeah, not, they don't hang out, you know? So.

I always, I always hoped and prayed that they were lovers. That's not an option. Well, if you look at some of the early pictures of them in the 70s, they must be so embarrassing to them to look back on some of these pictures in the 70s where they're just like shirtless laying on each other and stuff, but no, they're both that. But they were.

They were always both had a row. Yeah, they have kids and married and all that. Well, maybe that's that's maybe that's what should have happened. Yeah. Maybe if they'd become lovers, they'd be still getting along. Speaking of lovers, this is the... I always thought they were lovers.

I always thought the property brothers were a couple that just looked a lot alike. Yeah, which happened sometime. Which totally, yeah, but no, they're twin brothers. One's a realtor, one is the person that flips the houses. And they are along with a lot of other people on HGTV are facing lawsuits. They come in and they flip someone's house

and this one couple in this particular case were like, you know, since 2019, they came in to do our dream house in Las Vegas. And the work was shotty. The girl still cooking on a hot plate on her patio. You know, everything was done crappy. The electrical didn't work. The stove doesn't work.

This and that. Right. And I've heard that over the years. I remember like that one where there was move that bus. And then they'd give these people this big fancy house. And then they really didn't have the funds to keep it up. And if there was anything like wrong with it, they also didn't have the funds to fix it. Right.

And, you know, it's the same thing with that, the swan, remember the swan? Yes, all. They give people facelifts and new noses and all this stuff, but then they'd also give them like hair extensions and stuff. Yeah. And then they go back and they have to work at the dairy queen. There's one just hair extensions. They can't afford to keep the off key.

Upkeep. Yeah, they can't keep the Botox and the filler going like, now they're just stuck. I remember two of them got together and they had the ugliest baby. Yeah, because genetically that's yeah, even though they both had great cheekbones, that kid look like a like a like a broke out of an egg and dinosaur. I have a friend who got his ears pinned back yet real big years like this. And he got his ears pinned back and now his kids are like, oh boy, I gotta pin those back.

Anyway, yeah, I guess the comments are like, I've heard this with everybody. But this must be a sign. They must have a sign off thing when they do these houses. Like, you got to- I mean, they must, but at the same time, if the damage is so much that, you know, it's actually costing you might, like, it, you know, if they said a sink fell through the ground.

I mean, like, it was like really bad stuff. You think that they would, you know, and then of course these things take so long, but there's a new scripted show coming out with Emma Stone that is, they're playing a couple, like a Joanna and Chip Gaines, that go around the country and do this, and it's kind of like a Truman show where they're filming the reality show and all the shit that really goes on,

but it's a scripted show, which sounds totally genius idea for us. Because there's so many. You did one of these guys married Zoey Deschanel. He did. Yeah, just got married to Zoey Deschanel. They're married. Yeah.

Property brother and the girl from Elf. Well, good for them. Now this was a weird sad story. This girl was obsessed with true crime. And let me see where she was from, but she was just curious. I wanted to see what it would be like to kill somebody. So she, oh, South Korean woman.

So she acted like she was a mom looking for a tutor for her child. And then she met this woman and killed her and disbembered her body out of curiosity. And then when they went and they saw that she was obsessed with it, all of her, you know, content on her, on her computer where all these videos of murder and two crimes and TV programs and books and all this stuff. And so she actually wanted to do it.

Yeah. And I just want to say, I don't, I like to crime, but I don't want to kill somebody. But one thing I do do is I am obsessively watching cooking tiktoks. Oh yeah. And and and rest of peace and all that shit. Yeah. Do you want to be? But I'm the opposite of this girl, I don't do any of it.

I just watch it, I save them, I send them to my sister, and then I never make it. Yeah. All right. But thank God I'm not that way about crime. Yeah. I, there was recently a dismemberment right here in Tarzana. You know, I know you talked about it in the podcast.

Yes, yes, that's horrible. I guess he's behind. You know, I know you talked about it in a podcast. Yes, that's horrible. I guess he's behind bars. I don't know if there's any update on that. I don't know if they have a found the parents. Did you hear if they have a found the parents? I don't know, I don't think they have found the parents. I had heard, you know, they found the wife

and he was arrested for all three. Yes, his parents and the parents car missing. Yeah, right, right. Anyway, it's right here, having right here. Right, Tarzana, yeah. And I, and. Anyway, it's right here, having right here. Right, Teresanna, yeah. And I, and I just, it was a dismemberment as well and I always think about the dismemberment. I'm like, I feel like that would be a lot.

Like the winner is fine, but the cutting, that's gonna be. The fact that someone can just be like, I gotta do it. I just gotta power through it. It's the only way I'm gonna get out of this thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I always think. And then I'm just gonna compartmentalize it

and once I stick it all in the suitcase and throw it over the bridge, then I'm just gonna take a shower and go to Fridays and have potato skins and- But how do you get the bones? I feel like the bones are problem. Like what do you use to get through that? That's fine. So I have to do all that problem. Like what do you use to get through that? That's fine.

Like a bone? So I have to do all that stuff. The bone song? And I do feel like shows like Dexter and stuff like that. Yeah. Do make it people ideas. And they do say that the Idaho murder guy was a similar person obsessed with murder, curious, seeing, I wonder if I can get away with it.

All the way with it. Yeah. And then Matt Murphy, who is a foreign prosecutor who was on my show this past week, he's like, just like anything else, murder, you get better with at time, with time. And sometimes these people that do murder for the first time really make a lot of fucking mistakes and you caught. Well, we got a serial killer that just caught him on Long Island, my hometown of Long Island. They caught the serial killer. They've been around bit around, Gilco Beach, and it had been 12 years or whatever since he'd done it, but they finally got him.

So his family is getting, they're gonna get a couple hundred or $100,000 to participate in documentary about it. Right, the wife and the son. For some people like, how can that be? Well, the law is you as the criminal murderer, when you murder someone, you can't make money. You can't sell your rights, your story,

and make a million dollars, and either give it to your family or whatever. That's what you can't do. But your family who lived with you and didn't know if there's a documentary, and they're like, we'd like you to participate. You can say, I will for this much money or not, and that's there's right documentary and they're like, we'd like you to participate. You can say I will for this much money or not, and that's there's right to do it.

And so that's sort of interesting that they're participating. I would like more serial killing on Long Island because the best thing about any crime happening on Long Island is they have to interview people from Long Island on the news. And there's nothing better than watching Long Island people get interviewed.

Oh, what do they like? Oh my God, that could have been me. I freaking walk past this house every day. And this psychopath could have killed my daughters, could have killed me, could have killed my husband. Anybody, this is craziness. They make it about themselves. Oh my God, it's just amazing, the accent that you hear

when something happens on Long Island. It's my favorite. Well let's hope that nobody else gets killed in Long Island, but this is going on. On Long Island, once again, they have closed up. I call for a sex. I sexually transmitted eye-civeless cases, point to one man. So, this eye-civeless thing happened and they realized that with five cases reported in women who all shared a common male sex partner.

Oh wow. Now, it reminds me of something that you talked about years ago before you were a father. Uh huh. And you know the story. I think you went to the Costco eye doctor. Oh yeah, oh God, that's an old joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's real. It's true story. It's really happened, yeah. And the Costco eye doctor? Oh yeah, oh God, that's an old joke. Yeah, yeah, but it's real. Really happened. It's true. It really happened. Yeah. And the Costco eye doctor, so I had, you know, feces in my eye, which is, he said, did you get a little feces in your eye? I know. And at the time, I didn't have kids or anything. So I was like, well, I would that happen. Um, I thought those are like a bold suggestion on her part, you know, like, to go right to that. You know, like this is there other ways it could have happened? She's like, anyone shit on your face. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, it's go optical. It's a big, it's a big mess. And a lot of people, syphilis is back on the rise. It's back in. It's back. They literally have, I've seen billboards around town.

It apparently does a rise of it once again, on long Island. And it's like billboards around town. Apparently, there's a rise of it once again on Long Island and it's like billboards. Like, be careful. Cifilis is red hot again. Either there's stories that only, you know, one third of men under 30 have never had sex or everyone's getting syphilis. This is like there's a lot of in-between. No, I know.

Yeah, there's nobody just having a good time. Either people are choosing a little alone and are asexual for the rest of life. Or run around, blood shut off. Yeah. Okay, this I thought was interesting. These mean girl fitness influencers were at a gym. Yeah.

And they did a video where they were mocking the guy working out behind them and they're like weird guy and, you know, they post it. And then somebody reposted it with his comments being like, these girls are fucking horrible. Like why is this okay? Why can't you're mocking someone going to the gym? And so they're done. They're too fit.

That happened to remember that playboy playmate a few years ago. Well, that's as I was gonna talk about. But that was, she was in a gym bathroom. Yeah. And this is a few years ago, and I want to say, she was like on a popular radio show. This was a while ago. This was probably eight years ago.

And she had a popular following. And she took a photo of a naked woman. An older woman. An older naked woman in the bathroom of the gym, getting ready, and was like, I have to see I had to see it so now you can unsee it. Yeah. And I mean, who knows where she is today. Yeah. But she's definitely not, you know, on fuckboy Island or anything. No, she's God. No, she's not. I think she's lesbian. She went lesbian. I follow her on Instagram. She's married. She went

I really follow her. I believe I follow her on Instagram. Oh my god. I don't know I think I do anymore, but it's a time where I did and she married a woman and they have a nice life. When I was performed with Venetian, we went to the spa there and before we went into the women's bathroom, they said, and you know, no phones. You cannot take your phone out, check it, anything. Yeah. Because people are, it's a private place and people are changing. Right.

Anyway, I really thought that was great. I think you really have to fucking tell people. Of course. I think people are so about filming every single second of every life and, you know, that like, I'm glad this story came out. And I think people need to be more conscious of like, but I saw this other girl she was working out

and filming herself, because that's some people's content. So they put little phone there and they're like this. And this guy came around and he's like, turn off your fucking phone. I'm in the background. I don't want to be in your video. Oh wow.

And she's like, fuck you. And you know, and I was like, I I don't want to be in your video. Oh wow. And she's like, fuck you. And, you know, and I was like, I wonder if that's going to be a new thing. If certain gyms are going to be like, no phones allowed. I think they should. I don't, I wouldn't want it. Yeah.

You know? And then also because there's the creepy guy gym, like people make fun of other creepy guys in the gym. And yeah. Yeah. So anyway, it didn't work out for them. They thought they were so funny and I work out in my garage like a prisoner. You know like a con man. I just sit there and do pushups Just like I'm in the yard. I was always so conscious of going to a gym where someone is gonna come up and like

Tell me I'm doing it wrong. Yeah, Not some of the works there, just like. Oh, that was the worst part. That was always the worst part. And I'm just like, let me just do it wrong. Hey, bro, let me show you how to use that machine. Yeah, nothing will emesculate you more than some, you know, 23-year-old showing you how to properly use it. Like, oh, thanks.

I remember being blogging to it's Fortes' Covetlet. Yeah. Which I purposely went to because someone said, Heather, if you want to find a rich man, you got to join this gym. So I did. Yeah. I didn't find anybody good. I remember that.

Remember when that was the hot way to pick up people, gym. I remember that movie with John Travolta and it's physical. It's physical. Perfect. It was called. Yeah, perfect. And so then you'd always do that one that was like the advanced timeaster

and like do that and work out. And I'd go there like after my day. So I'd go like seven and have dinner. And then there was a pool on the roof. And sometimes I'd go there on a Saturday and like I did get a lot of dates out of it. Yeah, actually. I'd always see Michael Bay there, the director.

Oh, yeah. Wow. Yeah. It was pretty good, but I didn't. Michael Bay is a good one. I didn't get, I mean, I've been on dates, but nobody, nobody that I like. Dates from the gym.

Yes, I got dates from the gym a lot. Wow. All right, so it kind of worked out a little bit. Just for food, I mean, not love, like, I mean, yeah. But we've got a couple of lamb out a little bit, just for food. I mean, not love. Like, I mean, yeah. But we've got a couple lamp chops out of it. I mean, or this one guy and he was a twin and he goes,

I was part of the billionaire's boys club. And I go, what's that? And he goes, how do you not know that? They made a movie about it. So I went to blockbuster and I rented the movie. Yeah. And it was like a made for TV movie about the billionaire boy's club,

and then they made a later movie about it, but based on Nelson, I think. Yeah, basically they created this scam of a company. Yeah. And then ended up killing this guy. But these two twins, they were innocent in it, but anyway, after I didn't sleep with them on the second day,

I don't think I ever heard from them again, which is usually the story of my life. That's what happens, yeah. That's what happens. People have a lot of time for men, not women, are more likely to benefit from their good looks in the workplace. Well, there you go. I would agree with that. So they, physical attractiveness matters both for males and females.

However, handsome men have also out-earned males who are deemed average. Physical attractiveness males are more likely to be socially mobile. Researchers assess participants' physical attractiveness at age 15. That's quite young to charge it. Anyway, I think definitely that's true with men and stature and height and all that other stuff. But I also feel like with women, I think the attractiveness in this day and age

is just my opinion. It totally helps if you're trying to get a job as a hostess of a stompy restaurant. Oh yeah. They want some of it attractive. But I think nowadays, if you're trying to be like a stockbroker or something and you're a very attractive female, I could see people not hiring you because most of their staff is men.

Right. They're like, I can't, I can't control what's going to happen when they go to happy hour on Fridays. All of this stuff is all gone. Like when they go to happy hour on Fridays. All of this stuff is all gone. Like, there's no happy hour anymore. I mean, sadly, I'm saying this, sadly, I don't think the happy hour exists anymore. Like it's all, I love that whole idea of like late 90s happy hour with the stock, with the stock people.

Right, but I'm saying of a pretty, if a girl then starts dating someone or whatever. Yeah. It's like, and you own the business, it's gonna be on you. Like, unless those two people get married and have kids. Right. And even then, if they both stayed there, she could probably still sue you. Yeah. Like, they'd have to be hired the exact same day, make the exact same money.

Right. Have the exact same title in order to fuck without it affecting the boss somehow, possibly being so. Yeah, this is a couple times when I think. It's hard. When I've gone to comedy clubs and like the owner will come in like, we're gonna have a good weekend

whatever. I have one rule, don't fuck the waitresses. I don't think I am. Like I can go get through a weekend. I can't be covered up. Fucking the waitresses. Like I'm not so, I'm not an animal. But yeah.

What if they came in and I was really close. They're like, we have one rule. Yeah. Don't blow the bus boys. I'm like, God damn it. That's what I like to do after my second main greet. Don't fuck the big 400 pound sound guy who fucks up your name and sweat pants.

Oh, I'm glad you said it. You know, I was thinking, I think I'm just going back to my hotel by myself and watching TV and taking a shower. But I mean, what I really like to do is go balls deep. Yeah. Yeah. So the head winner. Somebody who just did a whole shift, two shows. Oh boy.

Yeah. Anyway, it's a sad time that all that stuff is gone. Fun, the fun times. God, happy hour. Where'd you used to go for happy hour? Where was like Friday happy hour in your day out here? Like New York City, my brother works in that restaurant business in New York City,

and he's been telling, he's like, God, Friday happy, it was to be the thing in New York. Now it's like, because there's no, even if you go into the office, now people don't go on Fridays anymore. It's all a four day work week. So there's no Friday anymore. So it's just like Friday happy hour is just gone gone. Um, which is, which remember cocktail Friday,

happy. Yeah. So my first job at a college, we worked downtown. That's what I worked at Robinson's May. Okay. Okay. Yes. Yes. And my friend, my and I, I mean, it was good. There was a place in downtown LA. Oh my God. Like I getting tingles thinking. I know. Like I go in my little suit and we, oh my God, and it would just be all the financial guys. And it's so fun.

That's the only thing I liked about that job. And then I'd go on lunch dates. Ooh. I know I'd be going for like two hours. I wonder if I got fired. But what did the grill or something? The water grill. Oh, thanks. Got a nice piece of salmon. Yeah, I got fired. But what did the grill or something, the water grill?

Oh, thanks. Got a nice piece of salmon. Yeah. I got a shrimp cocktail. Sounds lovely. I came back in the girl that was my boss. What is her name? She was so mad at me.

Well, why? She was like, that was a really long lunch. And I go, I know so dumb. I'm like, I'm sorry, I had a date. Hello. Hello. Hello, I wasn't going to be rude. Like, he's a lawyer, so he's not at a time clock.

Like, I am. What's the problem, lady? That's funny. I'm obsessed with the fact that the French president, his wife, do you know that she was 40 and he was 15 when they started dating Yeah, I read the I just read the headlines so I didn't really deep dive into the article But is that what it was yes, and now she says she sort of regrets it. She was his teacher Yeah, in the drama department, I believe and she was married with kids and they started something and then they

and she was married with kids and they started something and then they broke up and then she was worried that he'd find somebody else when he went to college but then when he came back from college is I guess then she was divorced and then they've been together ever since. Wow, that's a considerable age difference. I know. Just the fact that he's 15 weeks. And then he became president. Yeah. I mean, wow. I mean, I don't look that much different in age now. Well, with plastic surgery and everything, but I don't know, I'm just obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with the movie, the May-December movie.

Yeah. You know what that coming out? Who is it? I did read about it. Oh, I cannot wait. It's a scripted movie kind of based on the Mary Kay Laterno story. Okay. But it's like a twist on it where the the woman who's in that position is played by Julianne Moore. Oh yeah. And then Natalie Portman is kind of meeting with her

and studying her because she's going to play her in a movie. So it's like a movie about a movie about a movie. Okay. But it's all great after. And they get it on Natalie Poirot and Julia Moore. They're the May, December romance. Oh no, no. Like she's with like her male student that she stayed with. Oh, God.

You know, the one years ago, white palace with James Spader and Susan Srandon, but they like the same age in real life. Like, equipment. No, they're not the same age. I mean, pretty cool. No, she's 77. Well, the six-year spader is. It's got to be 60 something. Yeah, but that's not the same age.

This girl is, she's a 60-spanish model. She makes 11,000 a month. And I was like, why does New York Post always do these things? But she actually isn't real. I know. So now you can have an AI, fictitious AI model. And she's gaining popularity. And, you know, and I'm like, yeah, why couldn't you do that? I mean, it looks very real. Yeah. And I guess like, so she's 25 she's pink haired But there's a catch she's she isn't real the Bucson babe is actually a bot dreamed by a Spanish designer Who uses artificial intelligence to help make the animated model look as life like as possible? Oh my god, she's

nenning up to a 10,000 a month or 11,000 a month. We did it so we could make a better living and then yeah, virtual models like her, I mean, wow, yeah, I mean, who knows? Carol also had only fans, did you see that? Carol Altie, the model. Yeah, I mean, 60. 60, Shawn only fans doing what?

Like nude stuff? Yeah, like sexy stuff. Oh, because sometimes the only fans are like they're just cooking in a kitchen No, I don't think it's that. Oh really? No, I don't think it's that. Wow. Okay. There's a new book about the Royal Family called End Game And I am watching the latest season of the crown. Yeah, and I didn't really watch the crown all the way through Mm-hmm And so now we're up to Diana and Dodie Fiat. Yeah.

It is so good. Is it really? This girl that plays Diana, you know, they have different queens and different Diana's. She looks and acts and talks just like her. Yeah. It is like crazy. But the way they're presenting their story is the story

that the world family is always presented was that we had nothing to do with it. The guy was drunk, the paparazzi chased him, they got a crux and she died. But remember when there was all those conspiracy theories that like, oh, because Doty-Fighted was Muslim, they were going to be married and they were in love and all this stuff. Now, this is scripted and whatever, but it's pretty interesting. And how much Dodify ads dad,

according to the show of the crowd, was like pushing him to be with her. And how involved the dad was in their relationship. Oh really? Yeah, it's really good. But anyway, here are some of the things about the book. It doesn't seem like that juicy. It's called Endgame.

It's basically, I don't know, I've seen all these stories on it and then put it all together. And it wasn't like that. There's, I mean, there's no communication between Kate and Megan. We know that. The king is said to have worn members of the royal family, not to trust Harry following the publication of the spare.

The Prince William is dying to Prince of Wales is eager to take a send the throne, obviously. I mean, I don't really think there's that much juice. Yeah, I don't. Princess Anne is described in the book as being the forefront of the supporters of the firm approach taken against Sussex. So she never, she didn't really like him. They're obviously weirded out by the uncle,

Prince Andrew. Oh, Andrew. Andrew, who was, you know, that was accused of all the stuff and with the Virginia girl from Epstein Island. Yeah. Anyway, so it's another book of that. I don't feel like anyone really cares anymore.

I do. Do we really care? I certainly know. That's why I put it at the end of the show. I'm like, I just don't think like it is what it is. Right. Maybe you're gonna hang out again. Maybe you're not. Like, I don't know.

I know. I feel like that's like every family. Like the sister-in-law has done always talk to each other. I mean, is that every family? And I don't think any, and the momentum is gone. Like even if they got back together and we're laughing, everyone would just be like, well, it was fake. Right. Right. You're not, you're not close.

You don't like each other. You move to California. The brothers are like, it's never, ever going to be the same. Right. Well, and for the people that are, you know, watching them as their royals as well. Is she going to get back into acting? Because this suits is such a huge hit on Netflix. Everyone's loving. as their royals as well. Is she gonna get back into acting?

Because the suits is such a huge head on Netflix. Everyone's loving. I know, I think that she should. Yeah. I think she should, you know what she should do. What? Oh my God. Welcome.

She should be, have a small part in the Kim Kardashian comedy. Yes, she should. Write her something, Paula Pell. Reach out to her, have her play herself, have it be like they're, you know, in Montecito or they're somewhere and she comes and she can show that she's funny and it can be like a tongue and cheek or she kind of makes fun of herself. Okay. That she was the princess and the suits and the this.

There you go. Paul, like somebody called Paul Appell. You don't think Paul Appell's listening to juicy skin? Oh, I know she is. Paracelton had another baby. I know, but then I- You London? But when did she? I feel like I saw her in a, you know what I mean?

Did you read about all this vaguest thing, the F1, car racing and various? Yes, yeah. And she was wearing like an F1, really tight F1 racing. She's a surrogate. Oh, okay, I didn't know that. And she was wearing like an F1 really tight F1 racing. She's a surrogate. Oh, okay, I didn't know that. Both kids were via surrogate.

I did not know. Okay, and there's my answer. No, so this baby London is her little girl and I guess she was born via surrogate just like the boy was Phoenix. Okay. And they're very, they're almost like only like a year and age maybe difference.

And so that's that, but I don't know if the baby's here or the baby, I guess the baby is here. Yes. Welcome there second baby. So the baby is here. Okay. Good for that. Chris, so fun.

Thank you for having me back. Pleasure to be back. You're always welcome. Always welcome on juicy scoop. Tell us what are the latest plans? L? I mean Chris why you know my friend Stacy Yeah, she is my best friend from college. Mm-hmm college dorm girl, right and she let me know Weeks and weeks ago that she got tickets to your show in Charlotte in Charlotte. Yeah, and I just want you to know What a classy friend I am. Yeah. I said,

that's great. You'll love them. You know what I didn't do? Call you, say, say, they want to meet you. Can you get a drink with them after? I know. Can they have free tickets? Can they get all the things that drive a comedian crazy? No. I let them go. I was confident that they'd love you. And they. The boy friend started following you. Good. He watched all your stuff. Oh, yeah. She said you were great.

Yeah, I was a fun show. And I wish they would have come up after the show. Are you do wish? I just, I never said to. Right. Because I didn't want to have to get in that weird texting conversation with you while you're going and not her being like actually, not that she would.

Right. But actually we were going to get on the road. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As it come out yet. I know. And then you're looking for them.

Yeah. And then you're wondering as each girl comes up, is this Heather's roommate like. Yeah. Right. Well, it was good. It was a fun show. I'm thankful for coming. Yes.

They had a good time. They said you're great. Here's good. And that's a good review. Here's some other dates you can come see me. Yes, God. Betavia Illinois. You should together. No, but tell you, Illinois, the comedy vault, December 1st and 2nd, this Friday and Saturday night.

Betavia, Illinois comedy vault. Love that place. December 6th. Cleveland, hilarities. My favorite place over there in Cleveland. December 7th, Buffalo, helium. December 9th. Governors in Levittown, Long Island back to my hometown of Long Island.

December 10th, the stadium theater in Rhode Island, only four tickets left. Friendjola.fun is everything. Very nice. Well, yeah, it's a little theater in Rhode Island. It's gonna be good.

Hey, it's good to see. And then I'm going to be in the stadium. I know that's what I keep telling the stadium with four tickets. Stadium talk. This is how we do it stop Showing all your cards and then like a girl who shows us the it's a character And now I'm done for the year. Yeah, that is awesome. Yeah, that is all one trip. You'll be got an all-in-one trip

Oh, no, yeah, it's kind of one trip. Oh, okay, good. I come back once. And then I go to New York with the family, my daughter and my wife. I'm gonna do like the cute like, like a college city. Cute. Like, catch. We went last year, my daughter liked it. But we had to get better seats this year

because last year we were up on the balcony. Yeah. And Santa Claus comes out and he hugs some of the kids in the orchestra seats. And my daughter's like, well, how come I don't get a hug from Santa Claus? Well, I go, cause we're up in the balcony. He has a come up here.

So now my daughter wants to be closest so she can may get a hug from Santa Claus. I love it. We got pictures of Santa Claus last week in Costa Mesa. You ever go to that mall? Oh my God, the fancy mall in Orange County. You mean a South Coast Plaza? South Coast Plaza.

Yeah, it's amazing. I was at a concert down there. Nice. And my wife and daughter came with me to just hang around and we went to the mall, took pictures. I do love a day at the mall. Oh my God, I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. That's where that murder was arrested. Was that

to Penga social? He was? Yeah, that turns in a murder. He was at the Penga social. I go there. Yeah, I love it over there. Not funny. So many things to choose from eating. Yeah, nice option. I guess he worked up an appetite. Yeah. Wow. Chris, and of course you have your show covered cover cover. Covered my podcast. And that's a fun time. We have a fun. We have a fun time. For Angela dot fun has all my tickets come out Cleveland Buffalo Long Island, Rhode

Island and Betavia, Illinois. And then I'm done with 2023. I'm already done. I yeah, you're done. How do you feel about that? I mean, you're off the road for a little while. I usually don't. Yeah, you're done. How do you feel about that? I mean, you're off the road for a little while. I usually don't do many shows in December because I always am like, oh, I'm competing with like Christmas parties and stuff. Yeah. But actually, it's a great time to go because that's

when people do want to do their Christmas parties. You got to be fun Christmas parties coming up. This week I do. This week I'm going to two Hollywood type of things, but they're kind of holiday-ish. Yeah. No real people, inviting me anywhere, which, you know, I think I'm finally okay with it. Yeah. I'm, you know, I think I've hydrated myself.

Okay. I don't think I'm as thirsty for this stuff. You know, you have thirsty in your good. I don't think I'm as thirsty for this stuff. You know, you have thirsty. I don't think I'm as thirsty for this stuff. I don't believe that for one second. You think? He's telling you. You think?

He's telling you. Really? Yeah, I've changed. Well, if you're less thirsty, this is the best thing to do. I definitely change my attitude. I feel like, really. I mean, I'm very, yeah. I've done it all.

I've done it all. So I keep trying to tell you. I've done it all. I don't care. What do you need? Yeah, I don't. Yeah. I've done it all. So I keep trying to tell you. I've done it all. I don't care. What do you need? Yeah. I don't. Yeah.

I'm scarred for life. Thank you, Christopher. I love you. Thank you. Thank you.