Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Tom Sandoval’s Video Proof, RHORI Reunion Madness, & Travis & Taylor’s Wedding Trick!

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

Get ready, because this episode is packed with wild celebrity scandals, shocking reality TV drama, and some terrifying real-world news! I’m diving deep into Tom Sandoval’s explosive drama with his... girlfriend, she was arrested for domestic violence, but wait until you hear my breakdown of the surveillance video that completely changes the narrative. Plus, Taylor and Travis wedding rumors are hitting a fever pitch, but I have a calculated theory that proves we might all be getting tricked. Then, we have to talk about part two of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island reunion because even if you haven't watched a single second of this series, the cheating drama and the unhinged evidence documents pulled out on that stage will leave your jaw on the floor. I'll also expose the golf world's dirtiest secret involving Phil Mickelson allegedly showing explicit photos to another player's wife, which actually reminds me of a crazy, similar story that happened to my own parents! From spotting myself in the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 20-year reunion trailer and redeeming my Great Gatsby fashion, to terrifying crocodile and shark encounters from my exact recent vacation spots, Layla Taylor from The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives coming out as bisexual, and a Drake fling tell-all, we are covering it all. Finally, I’m wrapping things up with a lesson in modern paranoia: how to spot a deepfake AI video, especially when it involves something as bizarre as an 8-foot inflatable jet ski! -Elevate your summer wardrobe. Go to Quince.com/juicy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. -New deals and styles are listed every day, so don't wait. Download the Poshmark app today and use code juicyscoop when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. -Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/JUICY! #honeylovepod #sponsored  Subscribe to my new show Juicy Crimes!: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/juicycrimes⁠⁠ Stand Up Tickets and info: ⁠⁠https://heathermcdonald.net/ ⁠⁠ Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald and get extra juice on Patreon: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPod⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/cw/juicyscoop⁠⁠ Watch the Juicy Scoop On YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop⁠⁠ Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://juicyscoopshop.com/?srsltid=AfmBOopTZFUvAeokrJJ6dQ5wuAW1T3nssO6pHk47u7KymJUBtBgKCvfX⁠⁠ Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeatherMcDonaldOfficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:14 Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I'm so excited for you guys right now because I'm going to get into so many hot topics. We're going to cover juicy, juicy stuff. Let's get into it. Well, over the weekend, one of the last. our biggest scandals of the reality world, Tom Sandoval, has found himself in yet another scandal. So to catch you guys up to speed, since Vannertepum rules has ended, he has been in a relationship
Starting point is 00:01:47 with a woman named Victoria. I had the pleasure of talking and meeting them both at one of the Banner Pump dog gala's maybe two years ago. So they've been dating a while. She's very attractive and she would attend many of his shows in which he sings all the cover songs. You know, I wish I had Schwartsey's mom. Yeah, yeah. So with his band, now he's going on to just doing like trivia because he realizes it's so
Starting point is 00:02:18 expensive to bring the band along. But he's trying and he's been. out there on the red carpet saying that like he wants to have a child with Victoria and everything. Some people thought that was a hint to get him to possibly be asked to be on the next season of the Valley because Tom Schwartz and Lala are on that. But so time is going on. He did allegedly show up to the Vanderpump opening, which was the weekend of like June 13th or 12th. of her hotel and he showed up alone without Victoria.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Well, over the weekend it came out that they had a horrible fight on June 3rd at the rental home that is his. Now, I don't know if he is the only name on the lease, but she was living there with him. to remind you guys, he shared a home with Ariana from Bannerpump Rules, who's now the star and host of Love Island after her Broadway sold out stint in Chicago. She's just been doing great. Of course, he cheated on her with another cast member who was also her best friend, Rachel Raquel. That girl has gone on to find a rocket scientist who's like her fiancé.
Starting point is 00:03:45 truly, I think he's a rocket scientist, and she does sound baths. Kind of an interesting combo, but whatever, it's working for her. And people are paying for the sound bath. And she's not in this world except on social media selling her sound bath. He would not get out of that house. They lived there together. Both of them would not leave that property and took a long time for them to both get out and sell it. It has sold.
Starting point is 00:04:13 He then moved into this house with his girlfriend, Victoria. He made a report over the weekend based on what happened on June 3rd, in which he claimed that she physically assaulted him and he had the facial wounds to prove it. And in his declaration, he said, this has happened many different times. She's thrown a Gatorade bottle at me. She has stocked me.
Starting point is 00:04:39 She has changed my passwords on my electronic devices. she has put air tags on things I wasn't aware of to keep track of me. I do remember there was something in which there was jealousy shared on social media in which he was like, you know, what am I supposed to do if I'm performing and some girl grabs my ass and then my girlfriend sees a photo of it? Something that had effect where it was a problem in their relationship that he was out on the road. And he's also a known cheater.
Starting point is 00:05:09 I mean, just watch Vanderpump Rules. He had cheated on, I think he cheated on Kristen, and then Kristen cheated on him, and they were with Ariana, and then Ariana, he cheated with Rachel. So, you know, anyway, she was insecure about that, or they had their infidelity fighting about whatever. So he got a restraining, was granted a temporary restraining order against her. and then also by getting that temporary restraining order, he, and because she was the one arrested, because when the cops were called, he actually had the wounds, and he obviously is pretty savvy at this point about what to do. They did remove her from the home, arrested her. She got out on bail, and it came out over the weekend that the father was also living in this rental house. Now,
Starting point is 00:06:03 I don't know if he was just staying there or if he was truly living with them. then we see their surveillance video from this rental. I don't know who got their surveillance video. I don't know if the cops took it, if the owner of the house had it, if Victoria or the dad were savvy enough to pull it from the outdoor cameras and get it out there, but it went crazy with some Bravo content creators, and it's since been picked up by larger media groups. And in it, you see the Victoria and her father around a lit fire pit outside of this rental home that he rents.
Starting point is 00:06:46 And he comes out and it's supposedly two in the morning. They were drinking at a bar and he's mad at Victoria and he sees that she's filming him. And he's like, are you filming me? Are you filming me without my consent? Now, this is a ironic situation because. to remind people, one of the things that happened in the aftermath of Scandival is Ariana found out that Tom Sandoval and Rachel were having an affair because he was on stage. She did have his pass codes or whatever. And she looked in his photos, in his camera. I think she went to take the phone
Starting point is 00:07:28 to take some photos of him and something told her, look at the photos. And she looked at the photos and she saw that he had a video of a FaceTime that they had that was sexual in nature and included, you know, a sexual act on her part. That's how she knew. That's how she got upset. After that, Rachel then sued Tom and Ariana saying that this was revenge porn and they shared nude images of her, which she did not give her consent for him to even save it on his phone because it was a FaceTime, and she believed that Ariana had sent it to other people in which Ariana completely
Starting point is 00:08:14 denies. I don't know what happened with that lawsuit. I'm thinking it might have gone away. But it's interesting that he's like, are you filming me? Are you filming me without my consent? Well, if you are walking around in any public area, you can film someone. If you're That is life. Walk down the street, whatever. But in your home, I really don't know how that works. If that is something that you would have any right to say, don't film me. So he goes to grab the phone. And in that, we see that the dad gets up in between them. And then Tom pushes the dad away from him. And the dad does seem to fall in the lit fireplace. But he gets up. Tom goes in the house. He goes after Tom. Part of Tom's declaration was a photo of a door in which a large hole, it didn't go all the way,
Starting point is 00:09:10 no, I think it would all through, but a large hole in which he said that the dad was trying to get through that door and pounded in it. So then over the weekend, we see that they, all their stuff is getting out, the dad and Victoria from the house. She has attempted to come back a couple times to get some of her stuff. and then the dad went and has filed a, I guess it may, a hope to get a temporary restraining order against him, saying that he, in fact, was the attacker on the dad. We also found out that sadly her grandfather was in hospice at the time of the June 3rd fight of tongue cancer, and he has, in fact, still, and he has passed. So again, I don't know if the dad was just visiting temporarily, because maybe the grandfills,
Starting point is 00:10:01 lived in LA and they were dealing with him dying or if he was really living there for many months on end but it's interesting that Tom you know what happens in these domestic arguments it's really who gets to the phone first and calls the police first and guys are becoming a lot more savvy in using this against their female partners because for one thing it always seems to involve a phone. It's always someone grabbing someone else's phone and then the phone hits the person in the head or they throw the phone at somebody and then they're like, oh my God, you threw that phone at me. Or she grabs the phone from him and one of her nails like scratches his face and then he can call the police and say, look, she scratched me. And if she has no
Starting point is 00:10:50 visible wounds on her, she is in fact getting arrested and now it's hard to defend yourself, you know, than be the one who's pointing the finger. So I, I think he knew, no, I'm not doing this and I'm not going to be the one that leaves the house. Because if I leave the house, then these two people end up staying there for months and months and months while my name is on the lease and I continue to pay it. And now I'm defending a accusation that I, in fact, was physical. Now, in the video, it does appear what he said to be true and that the dad got up to defend his daughter and then he pushed him.
Starting point is 00:11:29 he could say, hey, I didn't even realize that I'd push him into the fire pit. I didn't know the fire pit was on. The dad says he suffered a slip disc or something, a broken thumb from that incident. It's a big, awful mess. And if they were even considering Tom Sandoval to come back on the Valley, I don't think we want anymore as Valley viewers of like this depressing 30-something now if he's in his four, 40's life of like accusations of domestic violence, like between Brittany and Jacks and like loser next round boyfriends coming in like Britney's boyfriend, Brandon, that she had to pay to show up to help drain her tummy tuck balls that were, you know, and like, and then he was like, here's your flowers. And she's like, oh, turns out I played for those flowers. But, you know, he had to take off from work to come here. So I don't know. It's embarrassing. And yeah, It's just like depressing. Kristen's got very bad postpartum and she hates her fiance and he's like, I don't know if I want to do this anymore.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Hopefully when we see that reunion, things are better. It's not like a particularly hysterical show. They're not like totally getting a, it feels like they're not really a group that gels that they'd ever really be hanging out with each other. And I think that's the real problem. There's some interesting elements like with Michelle and Jesse who are. are now recently divorced and they're able to film with each other. I find them kind of entertaining. Zach is entertaining.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Lala's entertaining and tells it like it is. But again, it's a story about Danny sneaking some drinks while he films. And if I had to be at these sad depressing parties sober, I don't know what I would be sneaking drinks in the pantry as well. So I don't know what's going to happen with the Valley. But I don't predict that Tom Sandoval will do. be asked to be on it. I think this is bad. I think it's unfortunate and I don't think it's good for the singing career either. I almost feel like this whole thing has like jumped the shark in
Starting point is 00:13:41 every way and we've just kind of like moved on from it. But I hope they separate. I hope they never date again. I hope this isn't some long thing that haunts them both financially and legally for another couple years. I hope it just goes because it's dark and depressing, but we know these players, then I have to cover it. Okay. Now, this weekend allegedly is the Madison Square Garden wedding of Taylor and Travis. I'm going to say something that I'm not the only person saying this. So it is a prediction, but I do now think that the Madison Square Garden thing is a whole. distraction to they rented it out, they're paying the money, they're doing whatever it costs, to distract everybody to thinking it's there, and it's where we would always think it was.
Starting point is 00:14:36 It's going to be at some beautiful location, a state in the area that she loves, Rhode Island, and there will be something there? Now, will there also be something at Madison Square around? I just don't think so. I just don't think so. I think it's going to be what we would expect, a beautiful, beautiful wedding with people that she loves and cares about. She's going to look stunning. She's going to have at least one change for the dance party after, maybe two. I also just think, God, when you do too many costume changes on your wedding day and hair, all that, you're missing the fucking wedding. And then I'm like, I don't feel like I got to see that long, beautiful dress enough. So this is what I think. I think
Starting point is 00:15:19 if you're going to do a change, it should only be two. We want to see the dress walking down the aisle. We want to see the dress as you twirl around cocktail hour. We want to see the dress at dinner for the toasts. And then when the dinner and the toasts are done, then pop into the short, fun dress so you can dance. You don't need to change your hair. Okay? Or it has to be something real simple. Don't let the hair and makeup people start putting new pieces of fake hair in and now you've lost 45 minutes of like the funnest part of the night and people have already started to leave. That's my wedding advice along with having it on the 4th of July for free fireworks. Speaking of singers, I know you guys that are sick of jelly roll content, but I am not.
Starting point is 00:16:09 And in discovering it, some of you were like, I can't believe Heather that you said you liked his music, his music sucks, whatever. I still really like some of his original songs. like, you're nothing but a liar. Like, I like that song. If it comes on, I listen to it. However, a lot of videos have come my way, because I'm into the algorithm of this, in which his singing is not good, and where he does a lot of cover songs.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Recently, his 18-year-old daughter joined him on stage, and I'm sure they have a lovely relationship. I'm sure she's a great girl. She is over 18. She did get on stage. So I can say, I don't think they were ready to sing on stage together. I don't think it was a great idea. She's no Beyonce's daughter dancing.
Starting point is 00:17:02 That's for sure. I don't even know if she's a Northwest, to be quite honest. And that's saying a lot. So there's that. But here is, this is from, oh, and I remember he, and what I'm finding in this concert is he does a, lot of cover songs. And I'm like, maybe he doesn't even have like 12 or 16 hits to get through like a 90 minute concert. And that's why he does cover hits. Because when I went to stage coach
Starting point is 00:17:32 two years ago, in which he brought out Bunny and said she was the greatest thing on earth, he was the headliner, I think of the final night or the Saturday night. And he started doing all these cover hits. And I was like, oh, is this what people do at stage church? Maybe this is what they do. They actually don't do all their good songs. But I have to say, I was like a little bit disappointed. And then we left halfway through because, you know, we were like, we want to get out in front of the crowds and get home. So here is some singing from Green Day. Yeah, I mean, it's not the worst, but this person who posted it called Executed Poorly on TikTok wrote, Guess Bunny took the auto tune in the divorce. So I don't know. It's interesting. It's interesting.
Starting point is 00:18:35 interesting that there's, you know, whatever side of TikTok or the internet you're on will show you probably the best clips of him and some of the worst, but not great. And then people said he was doing Green Day when he was heavy and it was still as bad. So the Ozzympic doesn't affect your vocal cords. And then people said, Heather, he never took Ozzypic. Why don't you do your research? He went walking and changed his diet. Okay, whatever. It's all, it's fine. But, you know, it's weird. It's still weird. The whole thing is weird.
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Starting point is 00:20:07 Island. Now listen to me. I think that most of you probably are familiar with this. I've talked about it. You've watched it. Maybe you haven't watched it. I want to say that this two-part reunion was one of the best concise, not boring, not milked out. It was only two parts and we were done. So I want to thank Annie and the producers for that because it did not need to be three. And it was juicy. And honestly, I didn't watch every single episode. I watched probably 80% of them. And I wasn't like riveted by the actual exchanges between the women. But the reunion, you could just watch the reunion and then start next season with season two. Because the juiciest part of all of it is this girl, Ruella. Now, some say it's Rula. Some people say it's Ruella. I'm just going to call her Ruella.
Starting point is 00:21:07 This woman Ruella, who is a financial advisor and has two kids with her husband, who's a podiatrist named Brian, he was having an active fucking affair with a woman who worked in around his business being a podiatrist. And she is divorced and she has kids and she's blonde and she was posting about their relationship on her public Facebook page. This girl, Joellen, who's also a cast member, who's married with a couple kids, was made aware of it and was like, Ruella, your husband is having an affair. Look at what this girl is posting. And she was like, well, thanks for letting me know. But then in the process was so upset that this was filmed and everything, they went after Joelan off camera and got her, according to Joelan. Allen fired from her job as a medical sales rep or something that she did, called doctors and said
Starting point is 00:22:14 she's not a good person, allegedly, and therefore lost her job, and said she was a liar and that she was trying to destroy their life. Well, Joellen came to this reunion on fire, and she sat down and Roland's like, why are you so, why are you so interested in my life? Why do you have nothing else going on and she's like, no, actually I don't have anything else going on because of you. I got fired for my job. So I have all the time in the world to research your life and prove over and over again that you guys are the liars and I'm not. And then the husband's come out and her husband is like, hey, look, you called her a liar all season. And this is why she brought the receipts. One being that the podiatrist had a wife before Ruella and that wife was Alicia, the
Starting point is 00:23:05 the other girl's Spanish instructor. So I had a Spanish teacher, and she was married to Brian, you know, and apparently, you know, they were married when Ruella came around. And that was really sad because I really liked my Spanish teacher, and I think she was kind of hooked by it. I love a good cracker. And then Andy's like, are you going to get your own cracker like? Well, I'm talking to the people.
Starting point is 00:23:28 What people? The people that make the oyster crackers. I like oyster crackers. You know, with a little pits of turkey or pepperoni. I like it. that girl is the perfect housewife because she's funny without trying to be funny. She has an incredible accent. She's attractive.
Starting point is 00:23:48 She still has a little bit of a fucked up relationship in that she doesn't know where any of the money is and the husband hasn't put her name on the house, but he says this in the trust. But he seems like a pretty decent guy and everybody likes him. And she hit a woman driving. so she doesn't like to drive a lot, but he really wants her to at least drive the daughter an hour each way to her dance recitals or practices, which I'm like, maybe it's time you hire someone to do that.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Like if she's really that bad of a driver, is this what you want? But that's their only like gripe, really. So, and she's not mean. So she's like, and all the girls like her and all the girls laugh at her like stuff. And she's dumb, too, in the best possible housewife way. way. So they bring out the podiatrist and the podiatrist is like, well, now I'm in a lawsuit with the former mistress because I made the former mistress a partner in my business. Then we
Starting point is 00:24:47 started having an affair. This is what we get from it. Then they started having an affair in which he kept from Ruella. Then Ruella found out about it and he tried to act like it was over with or that he was, you know, ghosting her or whatever. Then the lawsuit, suit happened and then there was an NDA in which now he sits there and can't talk. But then Joellen is like, when was the relationship over? And they're like, oh, July. And she goes, well, I have a text right here from the mistress that you were sending her your son's Christmas wish list. So it was going on until November. And then Ruella turns around, which from the side is better than it was before. The nose job is like I said, a little sharp, a little severe.
Starting point is 00:25:30 But I think she also got a lower face left. Anyway, it still looks better. It still looks better. So she's like, when was it over? And so everyone is just like, wow, why are you staying with this person? And then she says, well, he put a tracker on my car and I didn't know it was him. So I took it to the police department and in Rhode Island. If there's a tracker on your car and it is from your spouse that you live with, it's considered domestic violence. So he had to be arrested. The court said you can't see Ruella for you know, three weeks mandatory. And in that time, he decided he really missed her. So he told the mistress it was over and ghosted her way more. And now the mistress is just reaching out to content creators and Joellen and everybody because she's like, I want to be on the show. I want to be on the show. And that's what I think. And, you know, look, what happens, I would assume they would start filming right now since it's Rhode Island and you want to get those fun summer months. So I'm thinking they're going to start filming like this week. We're going to see. Does she want to
Starting point is 00:26:43 stay with him? Will she stay with him? I predict they won't. And then she'll realize he is a piece of shit and she can make up with Joellen and everybody else. They're all smart enough at the end of it to be like, let's get along. Like there's this other girl. Kelsey, who had a sugar daddy for a long time. But then she has this new boyfriend, and there was an overlap, and people think that she kind of faked her story that was over two years ago to get her on the show.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Who care? She's pretty entertaining. But she got in a fight with this other girl who, their fight is weird. She used to be on like a morning, daytime show. Their fight's weird. Nobody really cares. But they all want to make up at the end
Starting point is 00:27:29 because they all want to stay on the show. and then the former girl and boy from the Bachelor franchise, Jared and Ashley I, who have two adorable children, they really weren't a big part of any drama. They didn't have any drama at all, though they're very attractive and they're kind of fun. But they didn't have a lot going on in the show. So I don't know what's going to happen with them. And of course, she said, I wish I would have spoken up more. I wish I wouldn't have cried so much.
Starting point is 00:27:57 I wouldn't have been so nervous. I wish I would have gotten engaged a little. more because she kind of realizes I'm on the last sad seat. You want the seats closest to Andy. I want to give Andy his flowers. I think he did a great job. I thought there were some really funny moments. At one point, Joellen tells Ruella, I'm talking to the mistress so much that the mistress told me that Brian, your husband, the podiatrist, told her who told me that your ass, Ruella, smells like garlic. And then Jared has a moment. and he goes, I wish my ass smell like garlic.
Starting point is 00:28:34 And then Andy's like, I've smelled a lot of asses and some asses do smell like garlic. Is that really the worst thing? I mean, these are moments that are pretty fucking entertaining where you're like, this is fucking funny. And then Andy also says something that I feel like we've never really had Andy blatantly ask in a reunion, which is why would you go on a reality show
Starting point is 00:28:58 when you are being a liar to your wife and doing the ultimate betrayal of sleeping with someone else and having an affair with them while cameras are up and filming. This relationship wasn't over yet. You were actively lying and deceiving her. What would make you think to do this? And he said, would any of the other men, if you were involved in having an active affair,
Starting point is 00:29:28 behind your wife's back, would you ever agree to be on the show? And they all said, like, no. Like, what are you thinking? And I don't know if he really answered it. He's just like, well, I'm here now laying on the sword or whatever you want to call it, because I do love her. I want our marriage and our family to work. I am done with this woman. We are in an active lawsuit, NDA situation in which I can't discuss these elements. But, but, you know, but, you know, But that's even messier. Oh, and then Joellen also brought up the fact that she pulled up her marriage certificates and licenses and divorces. She says to Ruehlewellyn, when did the two of you get together?
Starting point is 00:30:13 She says 2013. Okay. When was he divorced? 2011. She pulls it up his divorce from Elisa's Spanish Tica, according to the court docs, wasn't finalized until 2011. So she's like, do you not know your wedding anniversary? You must have gotten married in 2016 and not 2013. Otherwise, he would be a polygamous or a bigamist.
Starting point is 00:30:42 And she's just like, I don't know. We had a priest bless it. We did it again. And da-da-da-da-da. It is just, it was just amazing that anybody would think, if you've ever watched even one season of the show of the show of the, the franchise of real house size of whatever in the last five years, how easy it is to pull up records and how your cast members might be doing it,
Starting point is 00:31:10 but they also might be getting all this information from super fans that want to befriend them. And we all know how great women are being detectives. And if they're not looking up their own husband cheating, my God, they want to find if yours is. So amazing. Now that they're in it, okay, and on the show, who the fuck wants to use her as a financial advisor? Sorry, Ruella. Like, you're not really living an authentic life. We caught you in like five lies on this reunion.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Do we want to go to him to be the podiatrist, like that he's an active, like, cheater? So now I think they absolutely have to stay on the show so that they can make money off of that. and then of course all the other side gigs, appearances, products, you know, you know all the things. Brand deals and BravoCon and all that kind of stuff. Now they're in it. Like you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. You're already famous. Don't leave.
Starting point is 00:32:17 See if you can make your marriage work and make some money. But the thing you got to stop doing is attacking Joe Allen. You've got to make up with her. you got to kiss her ass and and they'll forgive you because they all want to stay on the show too but it was very very entertaining um oh one thing is i could not believe now we know that liz who's the older cast member she was one of the older cast members she was separated from her husband and was like dancing with some guy and he doesn't care that she was dancing with some guy that she didn't see him in 30 years he was flippering around whatever
Starting point is 00:32:54 when they were separated. They brought that up and she's like, who cares? And he would go fishing for like nine months out of the year. And then she was like, and then he would tell our mutual friend, Dino, to hang out with me. And a lot of people thought that Dino and I were having an affair. We never had an affair. And they throw up this photo of her that is unrecognizable. Like she's had a lot of plastic surgery, Liz, to look exactly like Dolores.
Starting point is 00:33:23 they go to the same plastic surgeon, Dolores from Real House, as in New Jersey. And it's like she was cute before and she's pretty now. It's one of those, you know what? It's up there with the girl from Miami, Larsa Pippin. It's unrecognizable. We're almost like, did your kids like, accept that you had a new head walking down the stairs?
Starting point is 00:33:50 Like, how is this? Like this is where I'm like, if you needed to go in the witness protection program, you need to go to Larson Pippin's plastic surgeon or this girl Liz's plastic surgeon because here is a photo of her thin lip. I never realized lips could make such a big deal. Normal cheeks, different eye shape, the filler. Like it is a completely different look. And so she says, I know. never had anything to do with Dino. We were always just friends. Dino, meanwhile, has gotten in trouble and was arrested for allegedly trafficking Lorenzapan or some type of drug like that. He has denied it, and they offered him a plea deal, and they would said they would drop like five of the other charges if he went along with this plea deal. And with the plea deal, he would have to admit that he did do it, but then he would get like five years of probation. That's it. He said no. And now he's going to go
Starting point is 00:35:04 to trial because he swears up now and he's innocent. I don't know. I don't know. I would be very scared of playing that risky game. And even if I was innocent, I'd be like, fine, put me probation. I won't break probation. I mean, I guess I couldn't go like out of the country or whatever, but like I just, I don't think I would ever risk people get convicted of crimes they didn't do and juries get swayed and, ah, anyway, that's their friend and that's who she was accused of having an affair with which she claimed she not. So that's what I'm saying. There are layers and layers of this, of this franchise that I think it's got legs. It's got legs for sure. Okay, now for some juicy scoop in the golf world. And this really is the only kind of juice I care about when it comes to golfing.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Phil Mickelson, he's a big golfer. And he allegedly showed a photo of his erect penis to another golfer's wife. I'm going to be asking Drake to join in just to clear up some facts. Hi, Drake. Okay, coming in. Who was the other golfer that they were hanging out with? Can you set the stage of how this penis flashing of a photo on someone's phone came about? All right. Well, it happened in Phil Mickelson's New Jersey home or condo. I can't remember which one. and Pat Perez was staying with him,
Starting point is 00:36:46 and it's pretty normal for fellow golf competitors to stay with each other while they're doing tournaments. And they said they were drinking red wine on the patio, and Pat Perez went to the bathroom. And while he was in the bathroom, his wife says that Phil Mickelson pulled out his phone and showed her. a full body nude image of himself while flexing his muscle too while flexing his bicep and his penis was erect
Starting point is 00:37:23 and i think was this um 2016 or something around there yeah 2015 15 and he's and he then said to her allegedly how do you like that you know maybe i'll leave my door open tonight and you can come visit me Yeah. Now, she is the wife chose not to share this with her husband for many reasons because women are nice because they don't want to embarrass a gross perv because we're that nice. And also because she didn't want to get him so upset. Maybe a fight would have broken out. Maybe he has a jealous temper. But the whole point is golf is such a mind game that you wouldn't want to get him so upset. Maybe a fight would have broken out. Maybe he has a jealous temper. But the whole point is golf is such a mind game that you wouldn't want. to then somehow be blamed that he didn't have the best game of his life because you share this information. And she's like, look, I'm not going to go into his room. So she keeps it to herself. Cut to 2023, she and Pat Perez do end up getting divorced. And now she's decided to share the story. Well, what I think happened is I think Phil Nicholson is a gross guy that has no trouble getting laid and just learned how to do a selfie and was pretty proud of himself
Starting point is 00:38:44 and was probably sending it to women who were perking up. Okay. And I think he knew that Pat Perez might be a cheater himself. They know each other. They go on these tournaments. Let's be honest, this shit happens. Sorry, ladies. And so maybe he thought, I'm going to fish. I'm going to see what happens. And also, maybe he thought this would get out and it would psychologically fuck up his competitor and therefore he could win. Or he was just drunk and horny. Okay, all those things could have happened. Now, Drake, are you ready for a juicy story about your grandparents? All right. So my parents, my dad was in advertising and at this point my mom was a stay-at-home mom. And he would bring home people from the office, as my mom said, with not a lot of notice or, you know, clients or whatever.
Starting point is 00:39:46 And she would whip up a fancy meal and make the martinis and lock the kids in a room and be the perfect, you know, 1970, 1968, whatever, perfect housewife. So one time he brings this guy that he works with over and with the guy's wife. and they have this, you know, great meal, whatever. The next day, like a work day, he shows up at my mom's door, like in the afternoon. And she goes, oh, hi. She's like, Bob's not here. And he goes, well, I came to see you. And she's like, well, would you like some lemonade?
Starting point is 00:40:27 And she gives him some lemonade. And he is there to start a affair, like with my hot mom. And she very politely, because that's what women did, told him like, goodbye, he's not here. But I won't tell him about this if you leave now. And when they shared this story with me, I was, you know, blown away. Like, why am I just hearing this juicy scoop now in my 20s? You know, it's like when we were watching, maybe it was my 20s or maybe in my 30s, whenever Mad Men was out that show that it reminded them of this story because so many like cheating stories
Starting point is 00:41:11 would happen in that series and they were in advertising like my dad and I go, what did you do mom? And she goes, well, I didn't tell Bob and I'm like, why? She goes, oh, he would lose his mind. He would have gone in there and probably beat up the guy and then never got in another job and he already had a temper and like, you know, he didn't, he needed to be like this corporate guy, not this fucking combat marine that's going to go off on somebody. So she kept it to herself until they told me together. And he was like, what? That fucker?
Starting point is 00:41:43 And my mom was like, yeah, exactly. That's why I didn't say anything. So it's been happening for centuries, people. Okay, and decades, these gross men trying to fuck their friend or their competitor or their co-workers' wives. It's gross. And it's all about men wanting competition. That's what it is. They love competition.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Meanwhile, also in the golf world, Drakey Pooh, is I came, this came across my feed. They are now casting beverage cart girls, the country club. Okay? This is what they're going to call what they hope to be a new reality show out of Scottsdale, Arizona, where Drake is very familiar with the golfing world out there. They said a major production company is seeking fun, outgoing, working, attractive girls who do the golf cart drinks and things. If that's you, we want to hear your story and, you know, you go to this place.
Starting point is 00:42:54 It's called Ain't That Something Entertainment. So you're welcome. Ain't that something entertainment? And I'm not saying this isn't legit, but what if it isn't legit? And these casting agents are just able to like meet hot young girls that are dying to get on TV. Just think how many you could do reality shows
Starting point is 00:43:17 about hot young girls that just want to be on TV that have some fun, sexy jobs. Golf cart girls, VIP, bottle service, girls, nannies, whatever. Only, do you, are you starting only fans, but you can't get to that next level? We want to hear from you for a hot new reality show. Yeah, come to my grandmother's house where I live in the basement and we can do your demo real, like, I don't know, but I double check it out. Anyway, I don't know how they would do this show because they're certainly not going to film it at a private country club. However, there's a lot of clubs, right, Drake, that are not
Starting point is 00:43:57 that are not private in Arizona that are still pretty nice with the golf cart girls, right? Yes. So they could film it there. They could film at those places and then also I'm sure the girls would live together and they would tell their stories.
Starting point is 00:44:14 I don't know what guy would be willing to be a creep on camera even if he is single. It's like I watch these golf cart girls. You know, there's probably golf cart girl TikTok just like there was the nanny TikTok and the mom talk Mormon TikTok that then they're like oh let's make a show to this and these girls I just saw this one girl say so I'm standing in front of a cart it's like so I was doing my golf cart thing and went up to you know went to these guys who are doing their 18 holes and they bought like $50 worth
Starting point is 00:44:46 of drinks did not tip her okay then a couple holes later she goes and another guy goes I got this round $30 drinks doesn't tip her. And then that same guy is like, let me get your number or something. And she's like, no, I'm not interested. He's like, I think you'd be interested if you saw my house. And she's like, well, then if you have such a nice house, why don't you tip me, dick, you know? And he's like, well, I will tip you if you give me your number. And she's like, hold your tip.
Starting point is 00:45:23 I'm just going to go tell your wife who I also serve when I work in the country club that you just hit on me. Now, do I think this story is real? Probably not exactly the way it was told. But of course, these married guys flirt. They think these girls like them the way a stripper likes them. They think they are in love with them, that they, you know, and that they are going to be, because they're 24, way more impressed with their nice car or their, their new driver or whatever. Then the woman who's been dealing with their ass for the last 20 years and they're in the 40s
Starting point is 00:46:00 and they built this money together. So they're like, oh, you got a new car? Cool, hon. Great. Then they got a car. But they think like a 24-year-old is going to be like, um, daddy, thanks for taking me on in your new car. Can we go to the Scottsdale mall and you buy me a $700 pair of shoes so I can suck your
Starting point is 00:46:17 dick? Like, that's what they think they're going to get. Anyway, there you go golf cart girls. make it happen. Well, there's been more cancellation news in the Bravo world that apparently the ladies of London is not coming back. This show, we did cover, not extensively on Juicy Scoop.
Starting point is 00:46:37 I wasn't madly in love with it. I did think the characters are great. I just didn't think they had that much to do with each other. That was juicy enough. I thought their own stories were kind of interesting. I liked the accents. I liked the backdrop of the beautiful, London places. But it was because Margo Stilly allegedly was rumored to pull that card you can't
Starting point is 00:47:03 pull, which is threatening to sue Bravo, allegedly, not liking the edit. And, you know, it turned out allegedly that she, you know, was pretending to be wealthier than she is. She's renting the house to look rich, to get on the show, which has happened with so many housewives. They moved to the city. They rent the house. They appear to be rich because that's what gets you on the show and what makes people, you know, think that you're worthy of being a housewife. And then also there was a conflict that she had with the one male cast member who was this
Starting point is 00:47:42 fabulous gay guy, I believe his name was Mark, in which she accused him of like, sexually harassing her, even though he is gay as the day is sunny. It's like, that was the shit. And the minute they start that, they're like, fuck it. And maybe the ratings really weren't that great. I don't know, but people are pretty disappointed on to have it come back. These shows are expensive. There's probably a lot of elements around it. But now she's seen as the reason. And Boyd, fans don't like it when they think you're the reason that got there one of favorite shows canceled. The real housewife's ultimate girls trip 20 year shabang trailer came out, which is they go on an ultimate girls trip and they feature all these different housewives.
Starting point is 00:48:33 So they go to different cities and a famous housewife will host a party. So like Vicki Gunwilson has something in the O.C. Kyle Richards had her infamous white party in, um, In Encino, Beverly Hills, adjacent, sort of, not really. Anyway, the house is beautiful. I got invited and I went. And in one of the clips from the trailer, Whitney in Bronwyn from Real House of Salt Lake City is telling Giselle from Real House as a Potomac, beware of Lisa Barlow. Lisa Barlow is one, so there's like a main cast that goes on this, where it's like
Starting point is 00:49:17 Kyle, Lisa Barlow, Teresa from New York, I mean from New Jersey. I think Vicky's a regular. And then they just go and they invite like one-hit wonders and other housewives to just come to a party and be seen. I was hanging out with Eileen Davidson that night who was like very interesting. Camille was there. That party had a lot of stars. And I guess Whitney and Bronwyn flew there. Bronwyn, that's where she told me that she and Todd are definitely not together and that she had this hot young boyfriend who was keeping her bed warm in Big Sky, Montana. And she just said, stay in the bed while I hop in on this plane and go make this appearance. And he's a model. And she met him when she was doing like her fashion stuff. And I was like, this is amazing. Good for you.
Starting point is 00:50:12 and she's like, but you know, he's being, you know, but this was not, I didn't say anything until it came out. But in this scene, they are telling, they are telling, and I'm just sitting there, I'm like, I'm just going to listen. They were just telling her, beware of Lisa Barlow. She's not your friend. She will manipulate things. She will use things negatively. And Giselle was like, what? You know, and Giselle and Whitney, I think, were on some other ultimate girls trip together. So they knew each other. And Lisa Barlow is always very nice to me. I mean, every housewife is pretty, well, not every housewife. But yeah, a lot of them are pretty nice to me. Why not? I mean, I'm a delight. And Lisa Barlow has a new song called Baby Gorgeous. And it'll be fun.
Starting point is 00:51:00 And then, of course, at the end, we danced. And they're like, oh, we always love when they say, okay, now dance. Everyone has to just dance because that means we can get the mics are off, they can put up the music, and the last thing we film is us dancing, acting like we're having fun at this thing. So they got to dance. Oh, also, Sutton, now I don't know if this is true or not, but I saw a small article saying that Sutton's son is becoming a Catholic priest. I, you know, want to know if that's true or not. I think it's amazing. He's a grown adult. I think he's already finished college and he's joining the priesthood. But it's also very intriguing because their
Starting point is 00:51:48 relationship with the Catholic Church has been crazy because she was married in the Catholic Church to his father. They got divorced. And then many years later, just this year, he was able to get that marriage annulled. And I found that to be so strange. Many people have written in and said it's actually not as hard as you think to get a marriage annulled in the Catholic Church. And it was my understanding that you really had to prove that someone was like insane or deceptive or something like that or gay. But this was not that because they were married for like 16 or 17 years, raised their kids to go to Catholic school and everything.
Starting point is 00:52:30 So I thought that was such an interesting storyline and also that he, her ex-husband, was dating. a former friend of hers. So I was like, do they want to get married? But then to hear that he is actually going to join the priesthood, which takes many years to actually become a priest. So, you know, hopefully he's decided what he wants to do and that's going to be his life forever.
Starting point is 00:52:56 But very, very interesting. So, I mean, I would like to see that play out as a Catholic. I find that very intriguing. not your typical real housewife stories. How many priests out there can say their mom is a real housewife of Beverly Hills? I mean, that makes for a very interesting dynamic. Okay, now this is some very sad news insane. They're in Porta Varda, Mexico. That's one of Vicki Galvinson's favorite place to go. She has a beautiful condo there. She likes to go to And she's like, we're going to Mexico. Well, in front of the Marriott there, there is a sign that says beware of crocodiles, jellyfish, and stingrays.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Swimming your own thing. Well, this couple said it was nighttime and they heard this man screaming. And maybe it wasn't nighttime, but I saw their report. Anyway, a man, a Mexican native, was 28, and he went in the water, and he was attacked and killed by a crocodile or alligator. Drake, what is the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Nobody knows. Nobody knows. Nobody knows.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Now I know you're going to tell me. So please tell me. I think that they are like distant cousins and they live in different parts of the country or the world. So I don't know if just alligators are like in the south in like a swamp and then crocodiles can swim in the sea. I don't know which one is an awse and I don't know which one. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:54:48 I guess one has a longer nose. I think they both eat and kill people when given the opportunity. What do you think, Drake? I'm going to look it up right now, but I think it's that like crocodile, yeah. Crocodile Dundee was an Australian. So I think maybe crocodiles are in Australia. I don't even know if this story was alligated.
Starting point is 00:55:14 It's just like a crocodile has a V-shaped head and an alligator has like a U-shaped head. So I think the crocodiles are a little bit more aggressive. Which skin is more valuable to expensive handbags. I would assume they're the same. And can you just double check? Was a port of our art a person killed by an alligator or a crocodile?
Starting point is 00:55:36 Just look that up. It was a crocodile. Yeah, I mean, when I read it, it said crocodile. Okay. So that was horrible. Then this 12-year-old boy was attacked by a shark in the exact same area that we were on our trip. when we went to the Bahamas, Exuma's, Stanley K, I told you we saw all the sharks
Starting point is 00:56:03 when my friend Rachel's husband Dan got bit by the pig at Pig Beach. He got 12 stitches. And he took the sea do back from the beach to the big boat. And when we got in the dinghy and got back to the boat when he was getting his leg wrapped up by the captain, we our boat was surrounded by sharks but we at when you ask other people you're like how what's up with these sharks oh they're just little um nurse sharks they're fine they won't do anything they
Starting point is 00:56:38 won't do anything well this kid was swimming with a you know like on one of these little like islands but near near big things but still but off by themselves and he saw a shark come and he thought it was one of those nurse sharks, but it wasn't. It was a bigger one. And he bit the 12-year-old's leg. And he, luckily, his brother who was 16, got him, took off his own baiting suit to wrap the leg, called for the captain, called for the other brother to help. The parents, oh, my God, they get him on the boat. There was no cell reception. They rushed back. He had to do a 60-minute drive to a proper hospital. He got over 100 stitches. It's like all. over his leg.
Starting point is 00:57:26 But he, it hurts more than anything. And the family was extremely grateful for what happened, that they, you know, that there's, everybody acted so quickly and that he didn't lose his leg or anything. He will fully recover. And he said he's thankful for his brother and he's looking forward to getting back on his e-bike, his motorized e-bike. So, you know, this is why those little alpha e-bike riders. are fucking tough asses. He's going to be just fine. Then this other kid who was 13 was going down
Starting point is 00:58:03 the ride, which used to be, it used to be that other ride that was like like a banjo and everything. And then they said that's racist. Splash Mountain. Then they decided Splash Mountain was like racist because there was like, or kind of like stereotypical like kicks like a banjo like playing guy. I was like her, whatever. So they changed. that to be the frog one, the princess and the frog story. They made it that. So right before the big drop, this 13-year-old kid hopped out of it. Now, I want to know, was this a prank? Was this a something he wanted to do? Yes, Drake? Oh, it's called Tiana's Bayou Adventure. Yes, the Bayou. That's part of the princess and the frog or something.
Starting point is 00:58:55 And anyway, wanted to go. I don't know if the kid wanted to actually attempt to go down the water slide outside of the log. Or if he was, like I said, doing a prank or a challenge or something with his stupid friends. And I don't know if he wanted just to step out and then stand and be with like the weird little like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:18 I mean, they were saying that he purposely tried to get. out of the thing though. It's not like you fell out. I had fantasies my whole life in the Pirates of the Caribbean of getting out of that little thing and living with those pirates. I thought
Starting point is 00:59:36 that some of the pirates were kind of hot and I didn't mind that they were kind of rapy originally. I didn't mind that they were drunks. I didn't mind that they... I mean there was one that had like gross toes and stuff, but there was a lot that I was like, this is kind of hot. Like, that there are pirates that, like, have jewelry.
Starting point is 00:59:58 And then there was this one where they were, like, selling brides off. And, you know, what, and of course, they had to change that. And then they changed. And then there was this one where a heavy set bride was chasing a pirate around. And then they said, or maybe the pirate. I can't remember how many times they've changed it. First, I think the pirate was chasing, like, a hot bride around. Then they made it that a heavy.
Starting point is 01:00:22 that bride, still hot, was chasing the pirate around. And now I think it's just like a dog or something. I don't even know. They changed it a lot to just make it less rapy and gross. But there is this weird thing where you're like, what if I just got out of this thing right now and just like saw how all the shit worked, you know? And it was always like, yo, yo, what a pirate's life for me. And also it's a small world, which now when you go in that, you're like, what in the fourth grade art project is this shit? Like, I can't believe they're not improving that, but that's kind of the charm. It's a world of laughter, a world of fun.
Starting point is 01:01:07 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And they kick and they look so cute. Anyway, I always wanted to jump out and be there. So he did, and he went to the hospital, and he's fine. He's 13. and he also is looking forward to getting back on his e-bike and terrorizing his neighborhood. Okay. I went to a great party this weekend, and it was a great Gatsby theme, which is always such a great
Starting point is 01:01:35 party theme. I've said this before because you can buy a dress, but you can really also just buy like any kind of gown that you have that's like kind of sparkly and dressy. And then you go and you go give me the 20s accessory set. from Amazon. $30 next day. I got the feather thing, the gloves, some cheap jewelry, add your own jewelry. Now, I was excited to be invited this party because I made a horrible mistake over 10 years ago when I was invited to Chris Jenner's 60th birthday, great Gatsby theme. And I don't know why I did this, but I chose to wear this black wig. And it just was not
Starting point is 01:02:19 flattering on my big fat face. It just wasn't. And I hated all the photos from it. And I was like, seeing what everybody else was wearing. And they all had their own hair and they all had long beaded gowns and looking gorgeous. And I'm like, if I ever am invited, I am going to do my own hair in a long beaded gown. And thank God I made up for it. So just you don't need to wear a flapper dress.
Starting point is 01:02:46 If you want, you can. But just. But I will. say those cheap little head things, I had to take it off after an hour and a half. I had a raging headache. It was too tight. I kind of have a big head and it was too tight. And so I also think
Starting point is 01:03:00 if you go to it, maybe spend a little bit more or get a headpiece that's not like cinching your head like one of those fucking cranial siebs or whatever that they did in torture days. You guys have probably heard of Michael Rubin's
Starting point is 01:03:18 ultra-exclusive white party it's been going on for like 15 years there was a time when teady when p diddy was having his big white parties 20 years ago in the hamptons and this was like the ultimate party to go to it's so hard to get into Kardashians have gone billionaires have gone hot girls you know it's like you can't just get on the list you probably can't just bring like a plus one but according to the California Post, not even a seven-figure check can get a person access to Michael Rubin's ultra-exclusive white party. So they said even a member
Starting point is 01:04:04 of Marcus's zero-bond social club has offered $2 million. I get it, you know? You get to a level of wealth and you've been hearing about this party in the Hamptons for years and you're like, one day, I'll be rich enough
Starting point is 01:04:19 to have a place in the Hamptons. One day I'll be at these parties. And then you're like, well, I'm getting kind of old, but I'm rich. Let me see if I can get into this party. And I'm going to say, it's not going to be as good as what you thought, especially if you pay $2 million to go. Like, you're going to get there and you're going to be like, is this all there is? And there's going to be like hot girls that are influencers taking a thousand photos. And you're like, look in the corner and maybe they'll be like a musical star you were impressed with. And, And you're going to be like, I can't believe I spent $2 million on this, even if you're super rich. So let's see what happens.
Starting point is 01:04:57 So yesterday I saw a clip from Jay Shetty's podcast. And it was a trailer saying, watch today, which would be today. And it was with Leanne Taylor. Sorry, Layla Leanne Taylor. She is the very pretty biracial black girl on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. She is divorced with two kids. She was dating one of the other cast members, ex-husband's brother or something for a while. And the preview show that she was talking to Jay Shetty saying,
Starting point is 01:05:35 I've known my whole life and I'm here to share it. So I immediately sent that clip to Kate Casey. And I said, she's coming out as gay. 100% she's coming on a gay you know gay it's pride and and we're like oh why would you do it on jetties but i'm like i don't know like because it's big it's a big thing and you know of course you're gonna why would you do it on a females podcast why not do it to a guy like him you know whatever so yes we're right she's bisexual and she's dating a woman okay okay i just saw a thing of real houses of Atlanta
Starting point is 01:06:22 and they're all talking who's been with a woman and every single one of them is either made out had a threesome or had a small relationship with a woman, a short relationship and then that woman cheated on her and then she was like, I'm back to being straight. Portia is funny. She's like, I'm full-blown gay now. I'm on the furthest end of lesbianism that you can be
Starting point is 01:06:45 because I've been with my girlfriend for like over a year. on red carpets together, not pussyfooting around, no pun intended, about what she is sexually. So, I mean, such an unexciting announcement. Like, I wonder if some of these people that do feel, okay, I want to come out,
Starting point is 01:07:06 I want to say it, I want to do it, or live it, are like slightly disappointed when they look at, like, the attention Lance Bascot, though I know it was hard for him at the time, but like, an Ellen. And now it's like, ah, what else? It would be more exciting to hear someone say, I have something to tell you. And it's something I've hit for a while.
Starting point is 01:07:29 It's something I've been shameful about. I've snuck around so that people wouldn't know it's true because I think it's so embarrassing. And it's that I have an allergic reaction to gluten. And I, you know, it's weird when people offer me pizza or. whatever and I'm finally coming through like this isn't me being sensitive this is me saying I really honestly like I have a piece of gluten and I blow it up like a pregnant person and I'm not going to hide it anymore like that would almost be more juicy at this point so good for her I hope she's happy I think she's beautiful I think she's sweet um but like really you couldn't go on anybody else's
Starting point is 01:08:12 podcast that might have been a woman that maybe even a lesbian like why wouldn't you go on a lesbian's podcast, whatever. Little update on Doreet and Pekey, mind you. No, the foreclosure has been diverted, averted, and apparently Peky finally did pay the money. I'm still there. And he's still talking, I guess this interview was done a while ago, but he did say, and I saw the clip, and I just thought it was kind of interesting, he said that there was a time when, they lived in Tribeca in a great loft and they had the baby and life was good life was good and he's like and I just wonder if you know if I hadn't put her in this position to then become famous and to be on housewives would our relationship been different today well of course it would have of course it
Starting point is 01:09:13 would have. I mean, you're growing. You're growing and you're having fame and things that were once important to you are not and things that never were important to you are. And, you know, you wanted the fame, P.K., and you put her in that position. And I think in his mind, he's like, I created a monster who then wasn't putting up with my shit anymore. And yeah. So, you know, when it comes to fame and whatever it is, maybe it's the woman behind the man and you push him and you push him and you push him. It's like Betty Broderick paid for work, you know, in daycare and as a teacher or something while her husband went to medical school. And then he was like, you know what? I'd like to go to law school.
Starting point is 01:10:02 And then she put him through law school and then just right when he got to be so rich doing malpractice things, he starts dating the 19-year-old secretary because she's fucking tired. And she wanted him to kiss her ass a little bit more. And he was like, no, I'm super successful. I don't even, I don't need to do shit for you. I'll give you what I want to give you, whatever. And she's like, what? And then he falls in love with a 19 year old. And you know what happened there?
Starting point is 01:10:32 Betty Broderick. So I'm just saying, as you're lifting up your spouse or putting them in the limelight, ask yourself, you know, how will I feel? when they are super famous or or can we check in with each other all the time to know that we can still you know be at a level where we can like respect each other and we're not thinking that one is so much superior
Starting point is 01:10:56 to the other. Brittany Spears' sons are walking in the Paris fashion show and they look great. I'm so happy for them. They absolutely are good looking enough to be models unlike some of these Nepo model people. They really are. they are fit, they have great jaw structure, they're doing their clavicular jaw muscles or whatever,
Starting point is 01:11:22 they look at, they're good. And, you know, will she go to a fashion show and sit in the front lawn? I'm sure they hope not. I'm sure they hope not in her $1 bikini and starts dancing. And, I mean, she's so out of it. But they are adults. I know they have love for her. her, let her spin around with her iPhone and let them build their own careers and their own identity. And I think it's great. Madonna, meanwhile, is out and about. And so is her crotch. Like this, she walked out of this, like, London Hotel or wherever it was.
Starting point is 01:12:01 And it was really, like, it was a crotch shot. It was absolute crotch shot. And good for her, I guess. I don't know. I still want to see that movie, Madonna. I also want to know, I got really excited because I was seeing these videos this weekend. And Drake says they're fake.
Starting point is 01:12:25 He said they're AI. It's not real. But it's these things like a floatie that you put in the pool or a lake. But they come with a little motor. So you, for like, according to what I see, for like $399, you can get a blow-up jet ski.
Starting point is 01:12:43 No, it was like $60. The one I saw was $3.99. That's why we think the- No, the one that you sent me was 60. Okay, well, I found another one for $3.99. So anyway, the videos have like a million views and people like, where can I get this? Like, I would love this.
Starting point is 01:12:59 It doesn't take up room in my garage. I blow it up. And then I can like actually motorize like around a lake or whatever. And that is so great. So I'm like, can we get a, this. And so I want to know from all of you, is this a real thing? Has anyone bought it? It's a blow-up floaty type of thing. One is just that this one might be real where a girl, I've seen it, it's just a lounge chair and it just has like a motor thing to go around. That's fake too.
Starting point is 01:13:32 So you think it's fake because no motor could work with a floating material, correct? Well, first of all, it's completely an AI video, which is the first red flag is that it's an AI video. The second red flag is that you're buying a jet ski for $60. I mean, that makes absolutely zero sense. And the third red flag is that they have, if you go to their website, it has 1,400 five-star reviews on their own website, red flag. But there's not a single- Why is that a red flag? Because they're fake reviews.
Starting point is 01:14:11 And then there's not a single person that's made a YouTube video on it. Oh, that's how you know. Well, that's really the main thing is that nobody's ever used it. So now what's the point do you think of making this whole thing? Just to get a million views? I was thinking of that. And I just, I guess the point is they just hope people buy it. And then I assume maybe they ship you something.
Starting point is 01:14:39 and then I just assume that you hope you don't like return it and they just keep your $60 because it's like it's $60. Wow. Well, it really, those videos really look fun. I would have really liked it. Drake, do you know who Swade Brooks is from Calabasas High? I don't think so. Well, she was in your class.
Starting point is 01:15:07 And the Calabasasas confidential. You said you recognize one girl from swimming. Yeah, I think the blonde one. When you did water polo. But her name wasn't Swade Brooks because there's a couple blondes. I don't know. Anyway, Swade Brooks went on Bunny X-O's podcast. And she said that Drake, and at first I thought it was you,
Starting point is 01:15:34 Drake came on her parents' yacht as like a performer. Like they paid to have them come on. on. And then they started hooking up. And then she went on to say that, you know, it was kind of on and off for a few months. And, you know, she was over 18, which was a lot younger than Drake. And then he thought that she was talking lies about him. And then he wrote her a text that was like, I'm going to fold you up. Like, I'm going to shoot you or something. Like, it was crazy. And so then she was like, but you know what? We realized it was a misunderstanding.
Starting point is 01:16:19 And she's like, but a lot of people thought I was like the gold digger or like trying to get with Drake when he came on our yacht. Like he was he was like the moocher off of their family wealth. So I thought that's pretty juicy. I'm not watching Calabas is confidential, but maybe Drake, you and I should watch it together. I mean, not that they'd want you on it, but. I mean, Drake was at Cobbassus during the COVID year, so there wasn't that much fun going on. Did they make you wear a mask while you played Waterpull? I can't remember.
Starting point is 01:16:56 Yes, they did. All right. With that note, everybody, thank you so much. Everyone loves my Patreon. If you have not joined yet, you are missing out. You go to Heather MacDonald.orgland.net and you click on Patreon. And we have such great shows. And as you know, tomorrow, Wednesday, will be an all new.
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