Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Vanderpump Break Up, Harry & Meghan Chased with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: May 18, 2023

I am going on tour! Get tickets at https://heathermcdonald.net/ Raquel and Tom are officially broken up. Meghan and Harry were chased by paparazzi in NYC, but we have some questions. The widow accuse...d of murdering her husband threw a house party the day after his death. I’m worried about Kanye’s new wife and the masking tape-like fashions she is forced to wear. Lori Vallow still has another court date. Sorority members are suing their Nationals for allowing a trans woman to join their house. We review the Britney TMZ documentary. The Cash App founder’s death was possibly motivated by his swinging lifestyle. Hillsong Pastor slept with his nanny. Is it ok to leave your kid in coach? Johnny Depp still smells good. Get extra juice on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop/posts https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Chris on Instagram: Follow Chris on Instagram @chrisfranjola Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Head of McDonald Has got the juices scoop When you're on the road, when you're on the go Juice is scoop is the show to know She talks Hollywood tales Her real life, Mr. Sanctuary, real data And serial sister, you'll be addicted And a-dixit fast to the number one tabloid real life hot cat
Starting point is 00:00:23 Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. Breaking news, but not a huge surprise. It's been confirmed that Raquel and Tom Sennival are no longer for now. And the for now is from me. It came from an insider who told Page six
Starting point is 00:00:48 coming from Raquel's camp. We don't know where Raquel is. If she's just laying low in a facility or at a home, we don't know. Of course, the finale was last night. And then we've got, I think, one or two episodes the reunion up ahead. And we're gonna see some real or two episodes of the reunion up ahead and we're
Starting point is 00:01:05 gonna see some real juicy shit obviously coming up and it's no surprise that they broke up to me. I I think there wasn't a chance this would last at this time. He's on tour and she's somewhere in Arizona. I don't know. And I just, but my biggest prediction is that she will not come back to the show. The only reason that they would maybe get back together is if she was on the show and they were filming again together. But I, my prediction is that she won't come back to the show.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Anyway, speaking of the show, I have the best show ever. So let's get into it. Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I don't even know if people deserve what's in front of me right now, because they had a great show on Tuesday with Chris Taylor. And now we have Chris Frenzel,
Starting point is 00:01:57 everyone's favorite. Looking like, Harry fucking hamlin. Yeah, that's what I was going for. I'll leather check it on. You have your free glasses with a yellow lens you fucking hot Harry thank you fucking hot you're about to fuck me right now good thing brother put me on pause all right that's what I was going for I was going for Harry Hamlin
Starting point is 00:02:18 I'll take the ball but I just wanted you to see them I like it thank you I got I put them on Instagram and a lot of thumbs down. People like I don't like it. Then they look at their picture like, oh yeah, that's so great. You know, you want to write that for you don't. I need to warn the people, especially those who watch on YouTube. Thank you for subscribing, share it with a friend. I was washing my face and I put a clip in my hair and I was like, you know what? I want to wear a hair up today. I think it looks kind of cute. It also could look weirdly matronally. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:48 It doesn't look matronally at all. I think it's weird. All right, thanks. Thank you. And I would also like to say that congratulations on, I believe the secret to your and my success. Yes. And whatever that may be, is the fact that we have found
Starting point is 00:03:03 a haircut that worked for us and stayed with it for many, many, many years. We're not experimenting with the haircuts. I like experimenting once in my life. And how to go? According to my mother, not great. What was it? I don't know. It was the kind of for Aniston one. You did? The original one. I always had hair. The Rachel. I always had hair, I always had brown hair. Yeah. Sometimes no highlights, sometimes honey golden highlights. Sometimes they would get a little too blonde, take it back. But never were you'd call me blonde, you know.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Right. And sometimes no highlight. Sometimes I had bangs, sometimes I didn't. Always had a side part, always had layers, and always had hair right around the boob. Sometimes above the boob, sometimes just past the neck. Never longer than that in the last 30 years. Okay. So this girl who was a comedian, and his hairdresser,
Starting point is 00:03:52 she's like, let me do your hair, you know. So she cut it in the friend style in the Jetta Franceser friends. Oh, what age is this? This is what friends is the hide, yeah. This is 1996. Wow, okay. And I came home to my mother's house
Starting point is 00:04:05 and I go, what do you think? And she goes, well, now you look like everybody else. Oh, wow. Yeah, I remember one time my sister got a perm and she goes, I only have one thing to say to you. Wolf! Oh, like she was looking like a doll. Really?
Starting point is 00:04:22 Your mom's not good. Not good reviews. Yeah, she's just really honest about right. She likes her, you know, what she likes is what she's not. But well, what I was going to say is that the problem, I'm seeing Tom Cruise. He's out there lately. I saw a picture of him with Janet Jackson. I guess it was thick. Yes. I think he's experimenting too much with haircuts. And I think that Tom Cruise is a guy of a certain age, you know, 60, whatever he is. He's got, I don't know, he's putting dye in that hair, whatever, but it's dark hair.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Still, whether that's true or not, I don't know. But he's experimenting, he needs to go with, you know, whatever one we liked from like the first mission impossible. And that's it. Here's the thing with guys and dying their hair. It's real disturbing when someone's older and they're dying their hair and they go that Auburn color. They don't mean it to be Auburn, but because there's white underneath, the darkness goes
Starting point is 00:05:16 a little red. Yes, it goes red. And it's not meant to be. Now, with Peter at one time was dying his hair when it started to go white. This was years ago. And then one day, we just agreed as a couple, also because I was dying. Okay, it's a lot of work. I tried once.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I had to do it and yet the gloves that I had to make sure, you know, all this stuff. And I let you know, to mattison read for my roots and re at christophe does my highlights okay so i and then we just were like let's just forget it so now he is full bob mcdonald
Starting point is 00:06:00 my dad had full white hair right right there was a photo he took recently i mean morphing into my dad be full white hair. Right, right. There was a photo he took recently. I mean, morphing into my dad, be on-belief. Like, he looks so much like my dad now. Do you think that's a psychological thing? He'll do that. Yes. I think, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Yeah, because my wife says I 100% married my dad. When I say certain things, she's like, you are... She married her dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is such a common weird thing and so anyway I was my friend Lisa Parker in New York and her stepdaughter just got married and she goes look at who she married how much does that guy look like my husband her dad yeah and I go wow yeah like thin dark hair like a little like narrow-ish,
Starting point is 00:06:46 like kind of a little nerdy looking, but cute. Like 100% looks like each other. And then she, that I see her son's girlfriend. And I go, Lisa, your son who's 25, his girlfriend looks like you. She doesn't know she does it. I go, she does. And I go, this is so weird. Do you think it's normal or it's,
Starting point is 00:07:09 like maybe if you go the other direction, I might as well be completely opposite, that's strange. I think, I just think it's a weird thing that can happen. And I just think as with Peter who has now full white hair, but a full head of hair, like my dad never lost hair, but it was fully white. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Like stark white. His is almost fully white. Now, do you think Peter married his mom? You know his mom. I mean, she is completely nicer than him. Yeah. Right. But I think, I think like her independence,
Starting point is 00:07:44 she's very independent. And she's very much self-sufficient and she very much isn't like, whoa is me? And it does a lot herself. And so I think in that respect, and she's a good type. So in that respect, I think he married a similar type, Chikku has her shit together.
Starting point is 00:08:00 But not likewise, but she was a taller woman, especially for her time. I'm taller. I don't know. I can't wait to meet my kids, but I probably get I just have to buy them, set it up. What? As far as what? I'm going to see if your kids, but I'm just thinking they're kids, they're girlfriends. I think I'm just going to have to bring back a range marriage for them.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Because then then and then I throw in any signs. No, they're not trying. I don't know who they're dating or they're trying Is it a it is it is it they're just lazy? Well, is it them or is it the time they're living? It's the time they're living because I'm like listen Everything I read they have so much going for them because just because I fed the milk and pediatric and they came from tall gene, they already are ahead of the game. They say, you know, guys that are, you know, this size, nobody swipes on them and these people that are taller, get the better jobs
Starting point is 00:08:55 and all this stuff. So I'm like, if you forget about white privilege, which you guys are white, you're like height privilege. Like, well, already, life should just be like walking to a room with your shoulders and girls would probably like you
Starting point is 00:09:08 right you know just try a little do you think it's the fact that they dress exactly like Peter do you think that might be an issue I definitely they're 220 year old kids who dress like 60 year old man. Yes I definitely think they need to work on their style a little bit and you know they're, they're not, they don't like to shop or anything. Those two guys you had on last week, the 2G guys wearing, you know, Ed Hardy shirts or whatever. Secret and Roy. I have, have those guys bring your kids to the mall and see what they come up with.
Starting point is 00:09:39 That would be such a good time. Honestly, that's a hilarious idea. Yeah. So, um, okay. Let's, oh, let's just bring up the fact that you and I are going on some fun shows. I'm very excited about it. Yes. We haven't been together in a long time.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Oh, we're gonna have some fun. Yeah. First off, we of course have the weekend in at the Venetian, and I've got it all, I got it all set up. Well, I got a text from Justin Martindale last night. Is he nervous or something? You know, he wants to go leaning. Well complain. He was complaining. But he's asking me what I know about it. I was like, I don't know anything. Oh, I just got confirmation. Okay, so he needs he needs information. We have a dinner Friday night for all of us. Oh, okay. Yes, we have a nightclub Friday night for all of us.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Wait a minute. Is it a, where's the dent? I don't even have to tell me exactly where, but I feel like last time we were treated like second class citizens. It's outside. Outside. No, it's all good. It's a different place. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:33 It's in the Venetian. Cause we need to be treated like that. I honestly forgot the name. It's in the Venetian. It's totally set up great. All right. And then we have a nightclub situation if we so choose.
Starting point is 00:10:42 On Friday night? If we choose yes in the oh wow so just easy I don't like to cross the street now i like to stay with you and everything's there then we have a cabana on Friday saturday oh i got a start to push up it didn't realize this and then we have uh... we have the show okay which is the live GCScoop,
Starting point is 00:11:06 and Spencer and higher you're coming. And I was able to hook them up in this situation, so I have to tell them that they can now can bring a nanny thank God. And so then we've got a fun dinner night club situation after the show Saturday. Oh, this is all fantastic news. All set up, you've got your room.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Yeah, I'm a room on Friday in Saturday. Yes. Okay. So it is all set up going to be super fun. We are driving out Friday morning. We want to have our car. We're bringing Drake to help. I like that idea.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Well, Justin was asking me if we're all traveling together. I was like, I don't know about that. And I would not. I won't do that Peter wanted to Peter would probably be fine if you wanted to come in the car with us Yeah, if he wants to but we want to like leave early Friday, okay, and we are like super early riser So I don't know if I want to wait for someone from West Hollywood, though he's never late. He's never late Yeah, but I don't know I don't think that makes sense. Okay, so
Starting point is 00:12:05 Everyone just had to get themselves there whichever way they want and then we're gonna, you know, we're gonna leave on Sunday. That sounds great. And then we're going to Palm Desert and hang out for a couple days. Oh, you're cool. And because I have a party there Sunday, so I don't think of that. So anyway, that's why we can plan it to all set. I hope people come.
Starting point is 00:12:22 There are still tickets available, live tickets available. We also are streaming it. Everything is at Heather Mcdonald.net but you and I are also going but you and I are also going in New Jersey, Connecticut, New York, also the Hamptons. Also you are doing the San Francisco Sacramento shows in September. Remember that. Yeah, it's all set. I forgot the biggest one. We just added tempi tempi Arizona and it's gonna be really fun We're both doing stand-up there anything goes all new material from the last time I was there last time Chris was there So fun I can I go and and Humphrey's in San Diego. Oh, the Humphrey's in San Diego is almost sold out Yeah, that is gonna be that's gonna be a real
Starting point is 00:13:05 That's gonna be my why I've been working up my carly Simon. This is gonna be your carly Simon. I know nothing feels the same But if you're willing to play the game. It's coming around Right just imagine if I did like four songs, and we're like, thank you It'll be very funny and Justin's gonna be in San Diego. Okay, listen. This just happened Imagine I did like four songs and we're like thank you. Thanks for coming tonight. It'll be very funny and Justin's gonna be in San Diego as well. Okay, listen, this just happened. Just popped up. Very interesting.
Starting point is 00:13:33 I heard about it. Megan Markle and Prince Harry went to an event in New York City, a red carpet event. They brought her mother. She was awarded something about helping women and young girls. Okay. Then they get in their car to go to a private residence after where they're staying at their friends for the evening. All of a sudden all these cars, all these paparazzi cars are chasing them through the streets of New York trying to get a photo of Megan and Harry and their mother.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Yeah. And this horrible people, they almost died. It was crashed very reminiscent of Princess Diana. This is absolutely awful. What is this now? Some interesting coincidences happen. This was Tuesday night. Also Tuesday afternoon is when there was a hearing about
Starting point is 00:14:26 the fact that the UK government has cut off hairy security and he would like it to be reinstated this goes on Tuesday afternoon and then just hours later all this happens in new york city when we already saw all the red carpet photos we saw her outfit uh... she's not with you know eight muslim billionaire who's not her husband right it's with her husband harry right it's with her mother who's very attractive
Starting point is 00:14:54 but we also saw her yeah uh... why in twenty twenty three would paparazzi be acting like it's two thousand and four for hiding the bushes for them yeah that we can see yeah there's no school i also read that the chase was four hours on like if you've been to new york it's like a nine mile island to like you can't
Starting point is 00:15:16 even drive for four hours and on the island of manhand but in four hours you could be at masher tuck and can i get to see our you know it's a lot that's a long drive around New York a four hour chase yeah yeah so anyway like hey not gonna accuse anyone not going to say anything
Starting point is 00:15:39 i'm just saying when people know what i mean it's interesting okay they know and Heather says interesting interesting they know what i mean i guess they know what I mean, it's interesting. Okay. They know what Heather says. Interesting. Interesting. They know what I mean. It's interesting. I guess you know what they mean. What I mean, I guess. So you're saying that question, I question the reality of this. It was a point to get the security reinstated.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Yes. For the world to be like this cannot happen again. This is insane. Yeah. But I would almost, I would almost say you need to reinstate security for them. After this? Yes. Well, no, just on the fact that they have children and they are public figures and he is.
Starting point is 00:16:14 I don't think, okay, but I will say prior to this incident, it didn't seem like people really were carrying that much. And it was also very interesting that the last time Paparazzi was there was when they were going to the private club. Right. What's the bungalows or whatever. Okay. And they're like, wow, you know, people come around all the time and paparazzi's never here because it's a private club and isn't interesting that the paparazzi knew that they were coming that night because they normally don't hang out there because it's like this restaurant away. Yeah. Have you been there been there yet I went there once I got a hook up
Starting point is 00:16:47 well invite me again yeah I'm just saying to turn in your the comedian comedian friend of mine is a waitress there she listens to this podcast all the time no no not you know yeah not yet uh... okay so anyway i am i just think it's a one i think it's well a very very scary for hours they must have but what a wonderful uh... time in coincidence yeah that's all
Starting point is 00:17:15 uh... that's not that's yet however we might be harassed by pop brought to the all that's right we are taking chris out for an early Chrissy Poo birthday. Can I just say something like this? I found that I got your text and you said, can I take you out for your birthday? I was a little I was a little suspicious. Why? Because I didn't think you knew when my birthday was. Peter did. Oh, because maybe he listens to my podcast something.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Oh, it is. Actually, Peter is amazed. One of his, one of the things that his mother taught them, which I'm horrible at, is like sending actual birthday cards. They all send birthday cards to each other, all the kids. Okay. And to nieces and Peter will come back from Target and be like, you're signing this for our nephew nephew Garrett.
Starting point is 00:18:05 That's a nice quality. She's actually really good like that. So anyway, but we had talked about going to Craig's and I had it down, I had it down on like the calendar April 19th and for whatever reason that date didn't work for me. So then when this was coming, I was like, this is great. I love it.
Starting point is 00:18:24 I'm very excited about it. I do have to admit one thing to you. You got a coupon or something. No. That's expiring. No. Okay. That's what I thought.
Starting point is 00:18:31 I was supposed to have dinner with Teresa and Louis. I knew it. I told my wife, I said, there's something suspicious about this. I knew it. Crystal, I'm so excited to have it with you. No, so what? They can't hold it. They might be, no, yes, they canceled. And but I still didn't have the reservation at that time.
Starting point is 00:18:49 But I said, you know what, I have this night free. I'm going to take Chris, you wanted to go. This will be perfect. We can park pool because now we live in the same hood. But who knows? But they make be there. They might be there. If they are there, will I have to stand?
Starting point is 00:19:06 Will you make me stand and let them have the seats? That are for me. If they're there, they'll be having dinner with Bravo executives. Oh, okay. And not with me. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:16 But no, I'm excited. I'm excited to go. Okay, I just have a couple of questions and I hope these are not considered rude. Please go. Please go. Because this is all for a lot. What's a lot. For a lot.
Starting point is 00:19:25 What's a lot? Let me just say this, because I don't want any problems. Are you picking up the time? 100%. All right, I don't want, I don't want at the end of the night. Do you have a diet coke? First of all, never have we ever been like that. No, not like that at all, but you never know.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Of course we are treating you, and we're just has to pay for ourselves. But we are treating you. Well sometimes people would do things like that, you know. No, we're happy. Okay. The other one is now. Okay. Now that I know that, what are my ordering parameters? And there is no ordering for now. Okay. I do, you're, you are not an overorder. Never. Old Heather was. New Heather is not an overorder. Okay. So I do like sharing. I know that.
Starting point is 00:20:08 And I see. What's up good with? So like, I like, you know, they have some really good apps and stuff. And then like split maybe two or three on trays, but get a kind of share or not. Yeah. So I'm always happy with your order. I'm happy. You're well, we're driving.
Starting point is 00:20:23 I know you're not a big booze, but you're welcome to get a fancy martini. You can order a nice glass of wine. Right. Being that we all drink different things. I don't think we'll be doing bottles of wine. I think we'll be doing. I mean I already know what I'm getting. I'm going to get like this cucumber martini thing that they make for me. Oh. And then I'll probably get like a glass of white wine with dinner. Okay. Sometimes small daily actions really make a big difference, especially when it comes to caring for your hair. A little goes a long way. Yes, I am loving my way products.
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Starting point is 00:22:01 I, none of that makes any, I don't know. You might as, those ten words made no sense to me whatsoever. She has a ball for the dog charity. Who's, Oh, Raven is, Oh, your dog, yes. Raven's been invited. Yeah. So we are going to go, first they said there's no room for Peter.
Starting point is 00:22:16 I said no problem. Okay. Then they said there is room. So I'm like, all right, Peter, and they said, and your pup is welcome. And I'm like, you know, Raven's a rescue kind of. She is. She aged out of, you know, dog trafficking.
Starting point is 00:22:30 She was a breeder dog. And so she has a great story. She was a former showgirl who didn't make it. And so I'm like, this is a great story. So she is going to come with us to the red carpet, Drake will then drop us off, and then take the dog home after red carpet. Oh, this is all exciting. And then we'll just go over home.
Starting point is 00:22:47 But that's two nights in a row. That's a lot for Peter. He's gonna have to nap in the day. Yeah, that is a lot. That's a lot for me, nothing. For me, I could go out every night. I know, I see. And still work out and still be happy to wake up at six.
Starting point is 00:22:59 But. Now when you're dancing in La Quinta and restaurants, other people won't, but if people know that's going about to happen i watched the video no one knows because i would and i try to look at their faces and like are people happy about this or is this was shannon my sister called the police shannon's good friend witnessed was there uh... who is my who's my friend too okay and shannon didn't you didn't come out with us that night she's getting ready for trip
Starting point is 00:23:22 so he's invited and she uh... said that she got a text from her friends and now this just happened and it was for sister dancing yeah and i said oh shannell you said that you missed the fun night out you've full moon shows not really i think it's best that right i go that your reputation's not ruined right right
Starting point is 00:23:42 she has an attorney in the town you know town, you know. It is a fine line. It's a fine line. So, you know, people were saying, I can't wait for, you know, to see how there's videos five weeks from now saying, we will only be eating from home now because she has been banned. Because honestly, if your hair was a little more messed up
Starting point is 00:23:59 and you had like a couple plastic bags in your hands, the cops would have tackled you. A hundred percent. And as I age, it's and as i hate just getting close it's getting close to like right but also for a or crazy old lady which is the way that's good yeah
Starting point is 00:24:16 that's that well issue you know that it's still fun it's all fun yeah okay next story this is an amazing cry, okay. Sad, very sad. So this woman, she lives in Utah. She was married to the sky who was successful and he had a successful business,
Starting point is 00:24:34 and they had three kids. And she has just been arrested for his murder. She, they're saying, prosecutors saying that she poisoned him with fentanyl in their home on March 4th, 2022. Yeah. Right before then, there was an argument that he didn't want to purchase this 20,000 square foot, two plus million dollar home, even before it's finished, it was two million, which is, you know, a huge, huge deal in Utah, I think, for like to have a, he didn't want to pay for it.
Starting point is 00:25:02 They fought about that. Then she made a mimos Moscow mule, and then she went and slept fell asleep in her kids' room reading them a book. Yeah. And then he didn't wake up and then, you know, right away, after he was killed, she was like, I probably got him cremated though, I don't know for sure. But then she found about 3 a.m. woke up, called 911, and then told the police that she had left the phone in her bedroom, but the police that she had left the phone in her bedroom, but there was a report showing that the phone was used many times in the children's
Starting point is 00:25:29 bedroom. So like she was like, oh, you know, like she's been held up. And it was also a piece of her like ordering fentanyl online or something like that. So, so what happened was now there were multiple communications between her and an unnamed acquaintance. And she also requested prescription pain meds for an investor back in December 2021. So there's all this suspicious stuff.
Starting point is 00:25:51 And she also told them to leave these pills back in 2021 at a house flipping, and then she left cash for them. So she was comfortable buying stuff. Right. However, I mean, there's a lot. He has one of his two sisters hold the investigators that he called it from a vacation in greek quite a few years ago
Starting point is 00:26:11 claiming that he believed she made him a drink that made him violently ill all so he was just any and she also said that there are four yet thought that quarry the wife tried to kill all the time air also held a joint life insurance policy with his business partner, partner named Cody, and that his wife had unsuccessfully tried to change it in January. The woman tried to change his wife, tried to change it back in January 22, but it didn't happen. Then Corey, the wife allegedly attempted to make herself the sole beneficiary of the policy,
Starting point is 00:26:43 but the insurance company notified the men the partner in him of change and they were able to fix it the air then removed kori the wife from his well and replaced her with his sister he did not inform kori of the change because according to his sisters he believes she might kill him for the money which he wanted to go to
Starting point is 00:27:03 to his children well then of course she killed him thinking she's gonna get this money and be able to buy the house the day after his death for you ended up so he dies the next day she's like yeah i'm gonna close on that to me in dollar home that she wanted to flip and also throw large party at home any time as a party the day after we got a
Starting point is 00:27:22 problem right so many people do the party. Do the party like Laurie Valow, which I'll talk about Laurie Valow in a minute update on her, but she did a party too. Yeah. Well, the party was planned. They already bought the bags of ice. What do you want them to do?
Starting point is 00:27:35 Let it melt just because her husband died. That's a good point. Yeah. Eric did not want him. He, he, Eric did not want her to buy the house because he thought it was too expensive then she hosted the large house party the day after she died sign in closing papers okay so that'll happen
Starting point is 00:27:54 and of course then she was very upset about this will and she was suing one of the sisters right uh... before she now someone has come forward saying i sold all this fentanyl to her the best part is during her time of mourning she decided to write yeah a children's book are you with me and it appears to be one of her little boys
Starting point is 00:28:21 but look coming out of the clouds, is the guy up there in heaven with wings. Yeah. Is the husband that she killed. Yeah. She went and did some press for it and and sold some copies. And I bet she's saying a lot of copies now. I wonder if it's like I went to the sale because everybody knows about this story. Can we look up buying that book? I need to buy that book. Good point. Really one of the most blatant, I mean, this girl is the demographic of the person who reads and watches Dayline. Right. And really listens to Lucy's go. Mother of three. I mean, here's the thing. Yes, you're right. The party's an awful idea. I also think booking plastic surgery,
Starting point is 00:29:07 especially a boob job right after the funeral. You got to wait about six months. Even six months, I think, is, I think, yes, six months? I think six months could be okay. Because then it looks like, oh, you're just straw, and you don't know what you're doing. Also, he told the sisters he believed she was having multiple affairs throughout the home.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Oh. I think the first time you think your wife's killing you, maybe don't accept any more food or drink from her. Yeah. I mean... It's basically a Moscow mule. It's a weird one to make at home. I do too.
Starting point is 00:29:35 It's like a mosquito. I know. It's like, let's just stick with a vodka cranberry. Like, what are you doing? Do you have a copper cup? No, I'm not doing it. It's been taken off Amazon. It's been taken off Amazon. It's been taken off Amazon, probably,
Starting point is 00:29:47 because they were like, we don't want to be associated with this. Anyway, this, if I may, I suggest an independent bookstore that it doesn't have a lot of people coming to book soup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, snatch up a couple of copies of this and sell for 100 bucks a copy. Now it's a collector's item. I do think the fentanyl thing is so
Starting point is 00:30:05 weird because it's like you know that you could get it very easy to get someone came must have gone come forward who ever sold it to her so there's someone that that spilled it but like i do think and then she told the reo he had uh...
Starting point is 00:30:23 you know he all he had drug problems he had you know she said all that case it did come up yeah and now the party this is what i get concerned about the party yes because the the people that friends would come over i feel like that i'd strange enough that the person is doing it who's murdered their husband
Starting point is 00:30:43 it's even stranger that people come. Well, now as a defense attorney for her, I would say she closed on the house and I'm sorry, I know every time I've been around anyone that's lost someone, the first thing we do is all come over. Yeah, but sometimes you're freeing wine and everything like that. Oh, maybe don't have a DJ and I don't know that you're a DJ. But I think you can have a Brent's deli platter and wine. Okay. And even though someone died, there could be some trouble. I've seen that happen. Yeah. Sure. Sure. So that would be the good point. That's not a
Starting point is 00:31:17 bad defense. No, but did you have a DJ because that would be a prop or bubble machine or something like that would be a problem. DJ James Kennedy. That'd be a prop or bubble machine or something like that would be a problem. Vandee J James Kennedy. That'd be a problem. Send a ball to the liar. Yeah. Then that would be really bad. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Okay. Just dumb, dumb criminal. Just. Yeah, it's tough. Murder's tough. Like getting away with it's tough. It's really hard to get away with killing your spouse. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:43 You know. Because it's an easy, if you're doing anything like you said, like a, you know, buying grocery bags at 7 o'clock in the morning or whatever, or any type of fentanyl or, you know, these things, I feel like they always leave a trace on Google. I mean, I have to say it's someone saw that I bought a bunch of cleaning supplies. Right. We got a problem. We got a real problem because I'm lucky enough to have my housekeeper who have had for many years.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Right. And then she says what we need and Peter goes and gets it. Yeah. And so like if all of a sudden I was just like going hog wild in the bleach aisle. Right. That would look real. And it was right after Peter went missing after a golf thing.
Starting point is 00:32:27 I also feel in your case, Peter's a big guy. I'm done. Like just getting a body. No, I would have to get the boys to help me. Yeah. So I would have to get, they would have to be in on it with me
Starting point is 00:32:37 and be completely down to also get with him. No, if the boys say no, who's your next call to me? You. I feel like you have a wheelbarrow in your house. Yeah, no if the boys say no who's your next call to You I feel like you have a wheelbarrow on the house. I do actually yeah, and a pretty strong sturdy one too I'll be like I beat her we'd have to get them in the wheel by what should be a whole other or deal I know I just don't know how I can do anything without the boys. Yeah, like yeah, that's okay Luckily, I'm not playing on that. Laurie valor world's worth mother in the world she
Starting point is 00:33:07 she did get uh... convicted so she was found guilty of for murdering her two kids and plotting to kill the husband that was the one that her brother shot right before she got with husband number four or no husband number five chad david that she has been to kill with husband number four or no husband number five Chad Debel. The husband she killed was husband number four. And then her former nephew, he was married to her niece, just released a statement asking for forgiveness for her. That was kind of weird. He was saying that she is not evil,
Starting point is 00:33:38 but it is necessary for her to serve time for these crimes, you think? Yeah. After she's sentenced, she is going to be extradited to Arizona. That is where the crime against husband number four happened in the killing of the fourth husband named Charles Valo. So right now, for the crimes of her kid, she's charged with life in prison. And she was newly in love with the Doomsdale cult,
Starting point is 00:34:02 enthusiast Chad Debel. And now Chad Debel, who's where the kids are found on his property and his wife was also died mysteriously before they got married. His trial now is going to happen. Okay. And I always think it's like, all right, you got life in prison.
Starting point is 00:34:19 I know we have to go back to Arizona, but like, I don't understand why these people can't just get together and the Arizona person being like, we don't need to take the court time. No, that's what I think. We don't need the person to go on the plane with her. Right. She's just, she's got life in prison. I know. Why do we have to now do this whole other trial in Arizona unless the DA just wants that air time, which a lot of DA's like that stage stuff. I mean, the only other job I wanted to do besides being an actress would be like a court, like, do what my sister does and be on stage.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Yeah. Like I didn't want to be a tax attorney. I'm like, if any attorney, I've got to be like a murder attorney. Right. One that walks around and gets the prince around and mean on the... Yeah. Otherwise, there's no fun. There's no fun in being an attorney unless And let's say you have an audience.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Yeah, I agree. Anyway. Yeah, can I speak on behalf of Sarah? Can everyone stop telling Sarah a colon that she looks like Lori Valo? She wrote me that, she goes, who's Lori Valo? I'm like, oh, it's a woman who murdered her choice. She goes, why does everyone keep telling me I look like?
Starting point is 00:35:20 Or so, yeah. She's dying. Sarah wants everyone to stop telling her. She looks like Lori Valo. Yeah. Yeah. Sarah wants to everyone to stop telling her she looks like Laurie Valo. Oh my god. So anyway, Sarah, there's a pretty girl. And you know, I think it's just a hair, you know, there was a time when that she'll like tan mom. Yeah. That was a nice one. We made her tan mom. But um, Lori Valla was a pageant winner. I know. She was, you know, I, I mean, not to bring up pageant people, but they, they, there's,
Starting point is 00:35:53 there's an oddness about pageant people. Oh, completely. Yeah. Miss Tarzana contest that I was in. You were in Miss Tarzana? I live in Tarzana. I know. I would have voted for you had I been there at that time.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's, you know, it makes you odd. She was in a Mrs. That's a weird one. So weird. Like come on. I remember they used to have televised. They used to televised that.
Starting point is 00:36:18 The Mrs. pageant. And the daughters would like tell what how much they loved their mom like into a microphone is very strange as they're friends to round. Yeah. The days are... You remember toddlers in here were the kids from Yolder stuff and then they show the audience and it was just a bunch of out-of-shape people with big t-shirts on and like three
Starting point is 00:36:38 and it's just their parents and like nobody else in the audience. Right. And it's just like sitting in like the you know like a... Bullying car. Conference room in a Sheridan. And they got to get it done by 12 because we got another thing coming in here. IBM's coming to do their lunch in.
Starting point is 00:36:52 So we moved this along. Give it to that girl, you know, whatever. Whoever. Oh God. But anyway, didn't they go to Hawaii? Like wasn't she? Yes, when the kids were missing. Yeah. And she just kept evading,
Starting point is 00:37:07 so I'm sure that was part of her crimes too, it was not cooperating. They followed them and they had just been married in Hawaii and they were walking to the beach and they're not talking to anybody. And at that time, the kids were completely disfigured. And now, like you were saying, can we speed these things up?
Starting point is 00:37:22 I feel like this is one we could have sped up. Your kids are missing missing there's been two murders in your your family now over husband her his wife so right there so many red flags like let's just arrest them
Starting point is 00:37:35 like i don't know what is that like the people going to the d a's and they're like we don't have a body well no one's heard from the kids in three months right like but then also it becomes that weird thing like is it Idaho is it Arizona is it Hawaii is it like as they were in all these different states yeah and then all those people like have to get together and have to call the FBI and then everyone's like it's
Starting point is 00:37:59 why case asshole yeah yeah work together down maybe the millennials who want to work very little time are like fine, you can have it. Yeah. That's where police works get a chase. It's gonna change for the millennials. And the Gen Z. The millennials get involved.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Because they're gonna be like, I don't care. You can have the case. Take the case. All the 50 year olds will like, that's my case. It's gonna screw up a lot of 80s movies when they, you know, the angry guys like, it's my case. Get out of town or whatever. That was always a key plot point.
Starting point is 00:38:23 No, the Gen Z's just, yeah, they'll just text each other and be like, that's okay, you can take that murder case. Yeah, I think lethal weapon like the whole thing was like, go home rigs and murder aquifer. This is all case now and they always force suit and Mel gives to what if the go home factory is traveling. Oh boy. This is Kanye's wife. Yes.
Starting point is 00:38:43 He has a new line of clothing coming out that is so disturbing or it's not or it's to get juicy scoop to talk about him. Yeah. This is, I feel like this girl is absolutely been sucked into a weird Kanye cult. I looked her up. She is from Australia.
Starting point is 00:39:03 She's very pretty. She was like kind of a model. She had her own like little jewelry line of chokers and stuff. She went to graduate school for architecture, but it's like not building a building. It's like architecture for clothing. That's very weird. Okay. Then she got hired by him like two in 2020, right, and was working with him. And then, of course, he divorces Kim. And then all of a sudden, they get married right away, allegedly, because he was so Christian, no sex before marriage. Yeah. Meanwhile, he puts his wife in these leggings, a, a, everything I predicted where I said,
Starting point is 00:39:39 if you're just getting it more and more naked, yeah, it's just a piece of masking tape on just the getting it more and more naked. It's just a piece of masking tape on just the vagina. And then a piece of like black cloth on the boobs of side boob, then this is the back, which is a cross because they're Christian. It's black masking tape around her butthole. And then she has these boots on that are like,
Starting point is 00:40:01 you know, the Wichipu Balanciaga. Oh, there it is. This is part of the fashion show. Oh, there it is. This is part of the fashion show. Oh, let's say they got a wound or something, like a chest wound. And they're dressed like the Manson girls who all shave their heads and put crosses on their forehead.
Starting point is 00:40:13 Yeah. And then they're wearing just gross underwear and white underwear. And then they have white masking tape around their tits. This is the fashion show. And so they all look like their Charles Manson's cult people. Yeah. Um, just like so weird. And that's his new, he's not supposed to do this. This is his new thing. And then he was, I don't know if I have a real world, right? I mean,
Starting point is 00:40:36 this is, is that just for a fashion show or I don't know, but he is selling the gas. He is walking around selling jeggings leggings. Okay. jeggings or ferment. So he's wearing like Lulu lemon pants he's wearing. And then he's wearing, I thought I had a good show of it. But then he's got like basically motorcycle boots on
Starting point is 00:40:58 that go like we're gonna like, you know, follow up a motorcycle, then your knees would be protected. Yeah. If you have these big boots on, that's what he's wearing. I've seen I saw it. While she's wearing like, you know, fall off a motorcycle, then your knees would be protected. If you have these big boots on, that's what he's wearing. I've seen it, I saw it. While she's wearing like, you know,
Starting point is 00:41:08 just low leggings and like a very tiny crop top with like the nips hard. When she doesn't have to walk around doing this. Or she doesn't have to have a, I just am like, if she was my daughter or my sister and I'm in Australia, I'd be like, my God, we need to get an invention and we need to get her out of this mess. And like, are they hanging out with the kids?
Starting point is 00:41:31 Do the kids see her? And do the kids write her Happy Mother's Day stepmom? Or she just in the back just being like, what do I wear today? Kanye? Like, I, you know, made sure there's no hair on my vagina so you can put a masking tape on it and I can go walk around and get coffee get that pussy tape then he goes to gospel day then he does like all christiany yeah and then yet when he was with Kim he said that she dressed to um provocatively to be a mother of four right And then this girl, it's like, I just can't.
Starting point is 00:42:08 How do you feel about what I've been hearing about Kim Kardashian and Tom Brady? Hearing rumors, I'm sure it's a rumor. So she borrowed his car or his golf cart in the Bahamas and she was looking at property. Yeah. I think it's publicity. Sure.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Could she act torn enough to be into him and screw him a few times? Yeah. I don't think it's the first time. He doesn't strike me as a type of guy who's out there, like a Kim Kardashian type, wouldn't be his speed, I don't think. No, but if she just shows up and is so charming, I think like sure, of course they can have like a quick romance.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Of course they could bone and enjoy each other's bodies. I feel like he's a hot new bachelor. Everybody wants him. And it's great publicity and why not screw him? It's not like she's saving herself for marriage. So it's like, no for it. I heard Reese with us boon too, and Tom Brady, did you hit that one? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:02 I heard rumors. I heard rumors. Oh, that sounds like a better match. You know, these are true or not. Yeah. They were seeing walking in the same restaurant, whatever, but then people make more out of it. Like me, right now.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Yeah, I think that could be good. This girl died. She was trying to look like Kim Kardashian. She did the huge boobs, and the huge ass. And they have arrested someone in her death. It was this woman that did her injections in a hotel room somewhere in California. Yeah, yeah. I thought it was like shocked.
Starting point is 00:43:33 It was in our country. It was in a weird hotel room. Yeah. So I'm just so glad that as many comments as I get, why don't you get a BBL Heather that I just said no. Is that Brazilian bud left? Yeah. I mean, why don't you get a BBL Heather that I just said no. Does that Brazilian bud lift? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:48 I mean, does that work? What do they put in the... They take the fat from your body, like suck it out here and there, and then they put it in your ass. But you put it in the cheeks. They put in the cheeks, they shape it. Right.
Starting point is 00:43:59 But also if you don't have enough fat in your body to put in your ass, then they fill it with filler like they would in your face, but then you have that won't last forever. And in some cases, like maybe this woman who died, they're using, like cement and stuff. Yeah, they're using the wrong thing. Yeah. And then you die.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Right. Yeah. I don't think you're supposed to, yeah, that's a, anyway, she really does look like him. I know, sad, but. It is a sad story. Meanwhile, Julia Fox is still a weirdo, and she's just out calling Paparazzi, where she puts gas in her car, wearing just underwear and a blazer.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Like, you know. What is, I mean, we're done with her, right? I don't know, sometimes she says some kind of interesting things like on her TikTok, but other than that, I don't know what the point of her is. I don't know, you're not an actor, like I'm, yeah, so I don't know. Sometimes she says some kind of interesting things like on her TikTok. But other than that, I don't know what the point of her is. I don't know. You've got an actor like I'm. No. Yeah. So I don't know what she does. Just good abs.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Yeah. Okay. Now get ready for this story, Chris. Oh. And I'm sorry. We are talking about it. Oh. Bring on your one-star reviews. I'm talking about it. Okay. Go ahead. I feel I can speak on this.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Yeah. I am a woman. I am a sorority girl. Okay At the University of Wyoming. Mm-hmm. Capacapa gamma. Okay Annie member of Capacapa gamma. So is her sister. Is that right? Yeah, look at that. I am a Phi Beta. Yeah, and in this sorority, they, what happens for those that don't know, I wondered how much it might have changed when I wanted to ask the younger girls. We'd have this thing called rush. The girls would go to all the houses. You have to, you can't just pick them like the guys. You have to go to all the houses. And then, then you get your card and they say, these four houses would like to see you again. You've been dropped by these, whatever.
Starting point is 00:45:46 And you keep meeting people. And then on when you're on the other side and you're looking for the recruits, you talk to your sorority sisters and you say, okay, when you meet these people, like score them and tell us what you like about them. But also, don't be somebody that just, because they're nice to you, think, are they going to enjoy being around us for the next four years? because we might not be the right house for them. Another house. Maybe that isn't ranked as high in society of the of the campus, but just all based on looks. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Might be a more a better vibe. You know, so then is this still happening in today's and the HBO HBO Mac show is coming out. Yeah, on what about the alabama ross right so this is an interesting type to talk about the topic so then so then what would happen is then we would like rank the girls and the girls that have then they would go on preference night who ranks the girls we can't we would sort of rank the girls but the but the top top people in our house would sort of say yes and they'd have an advisor from national that would say, I think these girls would be great. But also, if you're not the top top house,
Starting point is 00:46:52 you may not get, we may not get our top people. But we got to fill it because we need the do's and our house is huge. And we want to have a pledge class of 45 girls, okay? Depending on like university. So that we would go through that and do that. And but we would, in my day, which is early 90s, we would say, now think about it, you guys. Would you set this girl up with your boyfriend's best friend? Okay. And that's an important thing to think about
Starting point is 00:47:17 because if the answer is no, then this girl's not gonna be included as she should be in the social circle. She's gonna be left out. If anyone has a child like I do right now, a woman, a female, my daughter, I would forcibly stop her from doing something like this. Well I will encourage her to and I will write her a letter recommendation. Never, never, never. Well you're a man and I will.
Starting point is 00:47:41 I never would put her through such a thing. Well anyway, once you get into the right house yeah it can really make your college experience really fun because you don't have to worry about where i'm going for the game whatever go to the house everybody in the house at noon all walking over to the coliseum together we have instant friends you make friends you have a place to live with me
Starting point is 00:48:00 as it is there's so many positives outside of people once you get in the judge you on looks. Yeah, once you get in the right place, but okay, now what's happening here is the are now several girls. I don't know how many between like seven and 12. Okay, that are suing Kappa Kappa gamma, the national of them. And maybe even the university i'm not sure right have an attorney because they
Starting point is 00:48:29 um... pledged a transgender woman all this transgender woman doesn't live in the house but will be living there in the fall right and she has according to this lawsuit um... has genital male genitalia has been aroused by them has been staring at that is lurking around now the other part about it is this woman is right here in the picture do you see
Starting point is 00:48:55 yeah yeah now you can see the other girls this is a comical this literally looks like a sketch it's real real. It's real. Okay. Yeah. What I'm saying is this is not the trans woman. This looks like a Chris Fawley movie post. This is not the trans woman pre 2020 trans woman. Who got the surgery, you know, really wanted to pass this trans woman. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:21 This woman is 62 and 260 pounds. Right. And is wearing a beanie and. There's this cap on it. No, already promoting the brand. And you know, it's not, this is not Dylan Mulvaney trans woman. Yeah. You know, this is, this is not that.
Starting point is 00:49:40 This is not Gigi Gorgeous. This is not, you know, know so anyway so she's there and but it's mainly their feeling uncomfortable about it and they finally are like no this just isn't right and they are suing so then my question was will like didn't they all vote on her and so in the investigation work I've done apparently it's my opinion that the national through the last three and four years of what's going on in societies really encourage diversity
Starting point is 00:50:09 really encouraged you know picking the girls that aren't exactly like you right and part of that was trans right so they chose this woman uh... trans woman to join and now these girls are like i'm not having the experience i thought i'd have i'll never get these years back you cannot pledge one house and the next year pledge another you're they're done they can only be a capa whether they leave the
Starting point is 00:50:32 school or not that's it so they want to make their experience right they want her kicked out she's not leaving okay and but my thing is if she was a biologically born female who was six to and two hundred eighty pounds they would never chosen her they would have never chosen her okay sure because i think that's not the only thing i don't know if this is just a scoop this is my opinion if you don't like it
Starting point is 00:50:58 find another podcast i have to speak up on this guy because i am telling you the truth if it was a biological woman six to two hundred eighty pounds she would not bend the pledge right because she's a trans woman and they wanted they were trying to set something in motion sure that they're being nice or whatever now this girl is there and that girl this trans woman is not having a good time or maybe she is because she's you know i apparently like
Starting point is 00:51:24 whacking off in the corner. I don't know what she's doing. They're not comfortable. Right. And so now the lawsuit is going. Yeah. I'll say this. There is probably there are some people who can sit in a group of women and not just whack off in the corner. I wanted them. I can, I can sit amongst women. Of 10, 20, that's 30 people. And I don't, I'll never feel the need to whack off in the corner. I don't know if this woman was whacking off, but they, they don't feel safe with this person around. Okay. Also just, again, a very large human, but also a male biological human is now in their safe space. So the authorities were built 200 years ago because there were so few girls going to
Starting point is 00:52:10 college. They were like, here's a safe place for you that you can live in this house and support each other and all this other stuff. And now this isn't- It's not safe anymore. Another case that happened was this- I'm going to guess it's probably pretty safe still. That's just my opinion. At the capa house. Yeah. With this person around. Yeah. Yeah, you know what, Chris. I get it. I get it. I I don't want to say from the last
Starting point is 00:52:36 discussion. Uh huh. Because you know, a lot of people sided with you. A lot of people get. Well, I just want to say as a woman, right? I don't have a chance. I think if one girl loses a scholarship, if one girl gets physically hurt playing, if one person is affected in the prison system, if one person doesn't have the experience that she deserves to have when she's at college
Starting point is 00:52:59 with this infinite amount of years, that's one too many and it's not okay. Okay. And so it's like, it's just not okay and I'm just done with this because I don't even feel like if someone wants to be a trans woman and go into my bathroom and go into the stall, I have no problem with that. I really don't. But locker rooms and stuff, with male genitalia being exposed to young girls, not okay.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Okay, my only opinion and what I tried to say last time was don't you think there are larger issues in the world no i don't oh please they're shooting children in schools i know but we don't talk we don't talk about it i know what i know about my show why you talking about vandipram that's not my show right are agreed but it is a large issue because if we don't nip it in the bud now there will be no more sororities there will be no more that's not true.
Starting point is 00:53:49 It's just not true. This is I think it's we're talking about. Are you glad that this is fair and I think it's a story. There is girls. So why can't I have my opinion? Because these you can but these girls were afraid to come forward just like the girls were afraid to come forward on the swim team with Leah Thompson the only one that came forward was Riley. Like because they're afraid I was afraid to come forward on the swim team with Lea Thompson. The only one that came forward was Riley. Like, because they're afraid, I was afraid to come forward.
Starting point is 00:54:09 I was afraid to talk about it. You remember a few years ago, a bed bugs. Do you remember bed bugs? Remember when we all were freaking out about bed bugs? We wouldn't go into hotel rooms. I remember three. We wouldn't buy clothes from other ventilation. Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:21 We wouldn't buy clothes from our Abacrombian Fitch because of bed bugs. We all, and it was on every, the New York Post was obsessed with it. Yes bed bugs are everywhere and we were freaking out We wouldn't everybody I can't go into that hotel room that bed bugs and then a few weeks later you didn't hear it Everybody sleeps in hotels. You know anything about bed bugs. I don't think this is going but this isn't going away They're hard driven by the New York Post. No, no, it. They're real. So you're taking these girls all made this up. This is a real thing. No, I'm not saying that. No, I'm saying that.
Starting point is 00:54:48 I'm saying it. I'm saying it. So this is a real story. This is a real, OK, another story that happened was a, this is a real story. It's either a higher Idaho. I'm sorry I get those states mixed up. OK, but one of those states transgender woman went
Starting point is 00:55:02 into the YMCA and they was arrested because male genitalia was exposed to women, so indecent proposal. These are all outliers. She went. She went. I know, but why do we have to put up with it? She put up. So they arrested her.
Starting point is 00:55:18 There is a trial and the defendant says, I don't believe these women and some of their daughters were traumatized by seeing male genitalia because my transgender client is so obese that her foopa covered her genitalia and the male judge cited with the woman and said two bad ladies right we don't believe that you saw the dick because the person was so obese. Okay. So I guess we just won't, so here's the thing. If you want to go to the gym, whatever, take a shout out home.
Starting point is 00:55:53 I know everything. I rarely use, I never go in the gym. I don't use the gym shout. Like go take the shout home. Yeah. Like that's the thing. I mean, no problem. You can go, go rowing at the rowing situation in the marina.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Don't take a spot from a girl at Harvard. Right. Right. That's a thing. I'm no problem. You can go rowing at the rowing situation in the marina. Don't take a spot from a girl at Harvard. Like that's it. Like you can be who you want to be. If you are a hair model and you shaved your head, you shouldn't expect to still get a modeling contract for hair products. Right. Like you can't have it all.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Okay. I've been... You cannot have it all. Got it. And bring it on people. They're going to be mad at me. Okay, I've been you cannot have it all got it and Bring it on people. They're gonna be mad at me But like I said, I have no I have nothing with people living their life It just shouldn't infringe on the rights and opportunities and safety of Biological women who want to have these things that we've had for hundreds of years got it the luxury I had in
Starting point is 00:56:43 1988 of joining the sorority did not include, am I gonna one day have to share a five woman room with a biological male? That was not part of me paying $500 a month and my dues and everything living in this house that was not part of it. So I think it is smart at these girls to do it because they are protecting the future of
Starting point is 00:57:06 The institution of sororities for the future to come I want to say anything there could be Tensor worries like this next year and then there could be 30 and then it's all co-ed and then it's and then it's Right, and then it's it's a it's a private institution. We don't have they don't have to do it They don't have to include people that they don't want to include Okay, I want you to know that now because you went down this road go down it I am now going to get 700 comments where they don't have a picture. It's just a soaring eagle Is there is their picture on Instagram a picture? Yeah, and the eagles carrying a flag and they, and these are the people are going to attack me for, I'm not saying anything on this one.
Starting point is 00:57:50 I'm out. Listen, listen, I, just because I fainted after saying I was vaccinated, I, that was the worst thing that happened to me. First, I thought it was great because I got a viral video out of it. No. The liberals think that I am on the side of the anti-vaxxers. Right. And the conservatives think I'm a lib tart that got vaccinated so many times. They
Starting point is 00:58:12 like, why are you still living you, vaccine horror? Right. So I'm like, I literally gained not one fan in the whole fucking thing. All I did was get vaccinated, joke about it, and fate. Yeah, I know, people come up to me after shows, they're like, how's your friend? They're like angry, like, like, why you mad at me? If you're a Christian, aren't you happy that I lived?
Starting point is 00:58:34 Yeah, I'm happy that you're like, I mean, I, yeah. You don't have to cover that fourth jab, or I'm like, I don't know, like, anyways. Can I also say that in this picture, which'm like, I don't know. Like, anyway, so can I also say that, please in this picture, which is hilarious. It literally isn't SNL sketch, from like, they couldn't do this SNL sketch today. This is a 10 years ago.
Starting point is 00:58:55 Yeah, this is Jack Black missed the perfect opportunity for a role, or Chris Farley, or you name it. And I don't think she has champagne, the only one without champagne in this one. I don't know if that's a problem. I don't know if that's a problem. It's not the right place for her. She could be included at a better situation on campus
Starting point is 00:59:16 than joining Capacapa Gamma. I mean, this picture looks so comical. Have we done the background check that this is not, like I said, because it is. It is real. No, because I saw another photo of her and they've already done news conferences. So I do know this is 100% real. Right, right. All right. Well, and now I'm more fascinated. You know, and I don't like it's, I'm more fascinated by the sorority. I'm in my wife telling me about it. Like, she was in a house
Starting point is 00:59:43 too at USC. Yes, that's where you get along. And they walked down the street like and the guys would sit out on there and whistle at us. I loved it. Oh my God. I loved it. But I have a daughter. It's good time. No, I couldn't do that anymore. I thank God. Well, it was fun. I'm not saying it's not. Let me just tell you. after being four years at an all-girl high school When I got to SC and I walked down the row and I saw shirtless guys playing volleyball to music and being like hey What's up? I get it? I was like of course. I'm a fucking heaven. Right. No, I get it I get it. I loved walking past their porches on Friday Where they got drunk and whist sell that me like construction workers i
Starting point is 01:00:27 we're attractive there are other people who may be the night the whistle stone happen and then there you know that it'll affect them as they're know what does it like this gal let me have my right and of course i'll let you have your fun i get it but i don't care i will still drink get it but i don't like i'll be honest with you i'll be honest with you i will still drink a but like i don't care i like but like i like to
Starting point is 01:00:48 doon that deal and fault by way by the way that it's not dilland's mullet um... melanie's fault that everybody gave her all these deals yeah mullin not dealing mullinies fault that everyone gave her these deals right so i don't hate on her take your money when you can take it. Right. You know, but Bud Light, it was not a great move for them, apparently. The funny thing was it wasn't even
Starting point is 01:01:10 a move. They just made one can with her face on it. This is what it was not in again. And she was also not a spokesperson for Tampex. That also was not right. She held up Tampex's while she was saying, this is my 10th day of being a woman. How did these things work? And she kind of mocked it, which people didn't like. Yeah. Um, you know, but she was not a spokesperson for Tampex. Right. Yeah. Anyway, moving on. Britney Spears, the price of freedom, TMZ did a documentary. I'm sure on her, I have to say, just to review the documentary, our friend Dr. Drew was on it. Yes. But really, if you watched her Instagram, there is absolutely no new information this gave.
Starting point is 01:01:59 They basically had people saying she still could make a lot of money if she went and did a show. Yeah, we know that. She hasn't talked to her kids, her boys in a year. That's really sad. Yeah. She. I hadn't really seen her kids talk too much. We do see the kid, I don't know, it's not.
Starting point is 01:02:15 The kids are great. They have some. The kids are good, good looking boys. I'm glad they have each other. They have each other. So can we finally agree that maybe Fataline was kind of a decent father or is he a horrible person?
Starting point is 01:02:27 Seems like he's doing fine with those kids, right? I think thank God for Kevin Fetaline. And you know, that is their home. That is their, he has another wife since her that he had a couple of kids with. That's, they're probably their mother figure because, you know, she's not there and she's yeah One thing that I that I someone said was when someone's in her mental state Instead of her when her son's express concern for her They a person like that does not see it as concern. They see it as you're betraying me right?
Starting point is 01:02:59 You're betraying me and they're like no, I'm just like worried about you I just want you to get better. Oh, you want me to get better. You know, why don't you just do everything? I just wanted some coffee to drive my car. Like, and the boys are just like, and you know the boys lover, but at this time they're just like, you can't deal with it.
Starting point is 01:03:17 And they're like, just come hopefully in a few years, they can come back together. But like, yeah, I don't blame the boys, I don't blame Kevin. I mean, and then, oh, what's Kevin end in all the friends? What's Kevin going to do when he stops getting that money? And she's like, when you all stop getting the money, they're going over those videos that she did. Like, I give you 40,000 a month, 24 each kid, I guess. And that's going to stop when you're all 18, then what? Yeah. And yeah, hopefully they will be successful and they're good looking kids.
Starting point is 01:03:48 I mean, and hopefully they do whatever they want to do. But like, yeah, they said that she had $60 million, it's going way down. Sam, I mean, listen, I've said this. Sam's life cannot be a good time. No. It's not a good time. And everyone's like, oh, he gets to go to Hawaii
Starting point is 01:04:08 and he gets to live in a Calabasas house. Let me tell you something. Yeah, his Hawaii is not. The fun of being with someone like that has $60 million that lives in LA is that you also get to meet some other fun interesting people and go to dinner at Craigs. Right.
Starting point is 01:04:22 You know, you do want to get one drink at Joey's they had to leave yeah in Woodland Hills like there is no fun there that's why he just goes and leaves and works out and then he has to go see her and then she's like spinning around and like it's not it's not a good time I mean thank god she has him but at the same time like yeah how much is he really I mean I do think they love each other but like it's not like he's benefiting from a fabulous life here I do like the fact that TMZ got they were like probably out there looking for experts Dr. Drew was very good on it Yeah, as the music expert they got Paul and that's what I was just about this. I literally said
Starting point is 01:04:59 I said and he take a photo of this guy because well, it's Paul like he's very famous if you're 90 years old Paul like his very famous, but I'm like all the people They're like and he's like she's if she went to Vegas. She could still sell out She's one of the top five performers and then they show him black and white his hit song Put your head on my shoulder I'm like funny to me. I got the same thing. I'm like Chris is gonna die. That's why I'm like Chris, even if you skim through this, I just need you because I need to talk about that this was the music expert, which tells you that either everyone turned down.
Starting point is 01:05:36 Right. You know. Yeah. But the fact that Paul Anko was and in order to show who Paul Anko was, they play Put Your Head on my shoulder which is To show how far things have gone changed He had a hit song will put your head on my shoulder and now is like parking on that truck and Matt you know, I know I can't have Seconded up big old dick. I know I remember when I the first time I heard that song it was potsy was singing it that's right on Happy days because that was movie that show came out in the 70s that was about the 50 and I was singing it on on happy days because that was a movie that show came out in the 70s that was about the 50 and I was watching it going oh I'm in love with potsy this song yeah but yeah like I mean good for him but I
Starting point is 01:06:15 was like really I know but I think T.M. Z could have gotten the can we get so I mean the production value it's just like I don't know I they put whatever well T.M. Z they make these things on them you know they don't know it's just like I don't know. I they put whatever well TMZ they make these things on them, you know They don't know She was just her but you know she she's keeps going with her stuff And I do have to read what she wrote in the last day after it came out. Oh I'm so excited about this month. I'm remodeling three rooms in my house I'm actually just getting white paint and going to repaint the rooms myself I've never painted a room before, so I'm pretty excited.
Starting point is 01:06:47 Don't laugh. My husband has given me free will to do whatever I want. Of course he has. He's like, here. Paint, here's some fumes. Yeah, right. Go paint that room by yourself for three days. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:59 And I'm going to the gym. And while you're in that room, cover the walls with rubber and stay in there. My girlfriend also just redid her bathroom and it's absolutely beautiful. What girlfriend? What girlfriend? Richie, who is this girlfriend? The one girl, maybe she went to a bar with one girl. There's no girlfriend that she went over to her house and the girl, and you're telling me there's some girl in Calabasas that's read modeling her
Starting point is 01:07:21 own bathroom and painting it herself. No, that's friends with Brittany. Yeah. And then they go shopping for those weird out like there isn't. that's read modeling her own bathroom and painting at herself now that's friends with britney and then they go shopping for those weird out like there isn't i just some like okay wouldn't be amazing if was that girl from the sorority uh... the june skool world it's
Starting point is 01:07:39 but red chest all her support is to be real mean to her at the university of what i think girl you come over we are being real mean to her at the University of Wyoming. So I said, girl, you come over. We are going to redo our bathrooms together. Let's paint this room with me. Fuck this, cap, cap, cap, bullshit. Cap, cap, cap, cap. Oh, excuse me.
Starting point is 01:07:55 Okay, she really inspired me. So if I'm not up to date with Instagram, don't worry all. I'm an interior designer at the moment. Wow. Listen, in the end, isn't it all, thank God I believe mentally I'm pretty normal and I'm not saying it's abnormal to have mental health issues. But like of Kanye earlier,
Starting point is 01:08:17 like the guy's obviously got mental health issues. And so does she. And so now you gotta look at it that way. Like forget all this pre-Britney bullshit and all that. and so did she. Yeah. And so now you gotta look at it that way. Right. Like forget all this pre-bredine bullshit and all that. Like this girl has mental health issues. Where do we go from here? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:32 Because this is the person who she really is. Father and no father, or Samuskari, no it's Kari. She wants, she's to spin around, you know, singing. Basically what Dr. Drew said is, without the conservatory, there's nobody making her go to therapy or stick to a regular medical amount.
Starting point is 01:08:50 She doesn't have to take her pills or anything. And that's where people get in trouble. So how do you change that? How do you get somebody? Because Sam would have to be, you would have to be Sam would have to try and I mean, he's not going to. Yeah. So in the meantime, there is no income coming in.
Starting point is 01:09:05 She didn't take Spencer, Pratt's advice to start an only fans. I was that. Or even if she did Instagram subscription. Yes! I know. I mean, why don't you just do that then? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:17 What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, I wonder how many people would really sign up? I wouldn't, I wouldn't either. I wouldn't. Cause you know, would you get nothing. It would be the same. They're the same thing. But maybe her fans would. I don't know. Right. Fans are pretty quiet, as you'd say. Anyway, I didn't. But this one also said, she also said things about how she's starting ballet.
Starting point is 01:09:34 She's starting ballet and that she's it's summer and she's ready to sweat. And she's excited. And there you can go. I'm stick and said, I'm sticking a watermelon juice. All right. All right. OK. I don't know if you remember this story. There was a follow-up. I remember it well.
Starting point is 01:09:51 So there was this good looking guy. And he was the cash app founder. And he was found stabbed in the streets of San Francisco. Yeah. The first thought was, what's he doing on the streets three o'clock in the morning, but obviously some horrible like drug addict, you know, degenerate person that's walking the streets of San Francisco, which is apparently pretty bad stabbed him. Yeah. They find out that he was part of this swinger group of these tech people, right? and was sleeping with this woman who was married
Starting point is 01:10:26 okay so they were having an affair and that woman and they were doing drugs and that woman's brother didn't like that he was sleeping with his married sister and didn't like that he was doing drugs and somehow they hooked up and got in a car together and then in his car then he stabbed him on the streets and left him on the streets and that guy has been arrested but he's saying he's not guilty. Right. Yeah, yeah, it's a crazy story. I mean, and I don't know if the guy was married either the Bob Lee, but anyway, that it was a secret party scene.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Is that the woman? That was the woman and that's the brother that killed her. Oh, okay. That's the, also I think it's weird that the brother, why are the brothers so involved in his sister's life just because she was a cheater and she had a successful husband. But like, that seems very weird.
Starting point is 01:11:15 That the brother's like, that's a Lori Valov situation. Like, always like, I'm thinking, why did the brother have, she had so much power over her brother to get him to kill her husband then he died. Right. And he probably had something to do with killing the kids as well.
Starting point is 01:11:32 Like a brother's sister, like, was there some sexual weirdness going on there or is he like a little mentally off or like- He's got to be a little mentally off or something. But was he also involved in like, he was in the Silicon Valley world as well. I thought, that's what I had read, but maybe. I mean, who knows, there might be more. Maybe this Bob Lee screwed somebody. He was at light too, but like that there was like
Starting point is 01:11:54 a swing or sex party ring about that. I love the fact that there is a like a whole swing or sex party underworld that I'm happy I'm not a part of it because it feel like it's late night. I don't. I saw a documentary that I forced Brandon Julie to watch that they still will not forgive me for. Okay. It was called like, oh, or orgasm, orgasm ink. And it was a company that started in San Francisco, where you would go and join these groups. And it was all these nerds that had like kind of social weirdness or whatever, it couldn't really make their own friends.
Starting point is 01:12:27 And they'd go and they'd literally like to grow would just be sitting with their leg spread and they'd be like a seminar and you'd pay all this money and they would like show them how to like stroke and put a pillow under them and like give them an orgasm and it was so creepy. Right. And then there was like this weird sexual thing among these like nerds, but I mean, these people are, I guess they're kind of nerds, but they're very good looking too.
Starting point is 01:12:51 Yeah, in rich and exciting stuff. The son of El Chapo is hit with the US sanctions over fentanyl trafficking. El Chapo had four sons. Okay. Um, his son lost Chappitos, built a fentanyl empire that is now poisoning America. And I just wanna say I always like to try to do a positive spin on something.
Starting point is 01:13:16 Normally, kids that have, you know, this is the ultimate nepo baby, then kind of went off and did his own thing. Oh El Chapo's kid, yeah, you think that's the best. Yeah, they didn't just stick with cocaine. Right. He was like, you know what? I'm gonna branch off to my own thing.
Starting point is 01:13:30 I don't need you, dad. Yeah. I'm gonna start fentanyl. Right, yeah. That's good of him too. So they were running a fentanyl trafficking operation fueled by the Chinese chemical and pharmaceutical companies. And Washington accuses Mexico of allowing these cartels
Starting point is 01:13:44 to produce the deadly synthetic opioid fentanyl, which that girl bought to kill her husband, which made a Moscow mule. The Mexican president also denied the presence of fentanyl in his lab, saying it comes from China. Who the fuck knows? But anyway, this guy, he was arrested at a clinic before he was sent to have surgery. He was going to get facial surgery so that he would be unrecognizable.
Starting point is 01:14:09 Oh, sorry. The son. But then he has been arrested. Okay. Or he's been captured by authorities. Yeah. He was going to get new hair and a new face. Anyway, so at least maybe by catching him, there will be some way of stopping this fentanyl. But this story was kind of funny.
Starting point is 01:14:26 This girl, this couple, were caught with 1,500 grams of cocaine and it fell out of a woman's fake pregnant belly. So she was going in there in South Carolina, a traffic stop. And they were observed by police that they were zipping through the lanes and nearly colliding with an 18-wheeler. So they pulled them over and they they uh... they said that their story started to get conflicting so they they were like asking you know all your pregnant and the girl was saying way too
Starting point is 01:14:53 much information how liars give too much information like all we conceived on this day and i'm do and all of that all and they're just like this seems weird and that the pregnant couple was going so fast everything so then um... she just took off running. And as she was running, all the cocaine was falling out of her fake belly. Oh, Jesus. I just thought that was... And that's the belly right there in the picture.
Starting point is 01:15:17 That was what the fake belly looked like. And then, yeah. I love a fake pregnant story too though. Yeah, it's always so weird. There's always rumors of the Beyonce, right? Yes. Whether it's true or not. Our friend Ryan, his church is in trouble.
Starting point is 01:15:35 Is he, was he Hillsong? Did we ever get like confirmation that Ryan was Hillsong? Ryan Baskard. He's got such a Hillsong look about him. I know he follows us. Yeah. And he's a cute guy. And I don't know what he's really up to.
Starting point is 01:15:47 He's the word you use all the time. He's truly a delight. I find him to be the one. Nice. Nice. He was really into being Christian. And he was part of the Hill Song Church. He was.
Starting point is 01:15:57 Along with what was the guy from E news? Jason Kennedy. Jason Kennedy. Along with Justin. They're all have a similar look. They're like, good looking. Yeah. They all wear that flat brim hat in the big hat a lot of those Cuff up their pants not on like mine today and yeah, so there is an FX special coming out about the Hillsong Church and this guy
Starting point is 01:16:24 Who actually they make reference to, such a funny show you guys, it's starting its third season, the other two. It's great. The best. I've started watching the third season. Not yet, no. Okay, there's only a couple episodes out.
Starting point is 01:16:37 It's so good. The other two on HBO Max, you guys, it is hilarious. And it just is a scripted comedy show, but it references so many things in pop culture and social media and just a very funny clavit range molly shannons and it's a good anyway they have a moment where they like this they're clearly parroting this church but um... so the church was for uh... was informed that there were incriminating text messages found between carol who is
Starting point is 01:17:04 that the you know main pastor that was Justin Bieber's pastor, always seen walking on the beach with him with this like perfect dabs and tattooed body. And a woman named Rannem, Karen M. She identified her as his mistress. Anyway, they, they heard like a park in Brooklyn or something. Right. They met with board members to discuss their membership. And during that meeting, his behavior with the nanny was questioned as well. She was also a church member. His nanny. And she didn't know that this part of the wife didn't know this was part of the Zoom call.
Starting point is 01:17:40 And that the nanny was close to family. And often she was there when she wasn't. And then she accused her of it before, but the nanny was close to family and often she was there when she wasn't and then she accused her of it before but the nanny always denied it so besides having him having this mistress it got revealed that he was also sleeping with the family nanny on a zoom and that's how the wife found out so they were like doing a zoom with like the church leaders and in that time i guess he sort of had a heart to heart confession with them. Right.
Starting point is 01:18:07 About all his indiscretions and felony. Oh, so they weren't. That's where she's so. That's where she's so. No, so then it came out to be true on the Zoom call. Soon after the Zoom call, it was announced that Carl had been fired from Hillsong in November 2022, 2020. Six months later, um, Kimes, is that the nanny?
Starting point is 01:18:26 Or no, that's the wife. Came forward with allegations that she was sexually and emotionally abused by the ousted pastor, whom she did not identify by name, which Carl denied. Wait, can you just look who Kimes is? Is that the nanny or the wife? I think the wife is Laura Lenz. The wife is Laura Lenz.
Starting point is 01:18:40 Oh, so I think Kimes is the nanny. So then the nanny now has come out, and is probably filing a lawsuit against the whole big church Right, which is a wise thing to do anyway. My question is as a woman I was thinking What is worse, you know not to bring it back to Scandival but find out that your husband is cheating with your best friend mm-hmm Or your nanny. Well, best friend. I think I don't know why, but I go with best friend. I think only if your husband ends up marrying the nanny, then that's way worse. Because here you are a working woman who hired a nanny who was like the caretaker and everything then your husband sleeping with her
Starting point is 01:19:26 at least you can fire the nanny but if you continue staying with the nanny then you're like oh my god the caregiver i hired is now caring for my kid like talk about stepping into the life right and uh... but i think a best i mean best friend is bad you lose your best friend but you can always higher and i another nanny and if your husband marries mean best friend is bad you lose your best friend but you can always higher and i another nanny and if your husband marries your best friend she wasn't the main caretaker
Starting point is 01:19:51 i just always think that's just like you think nanny's worse and that's right nanny's worse and best friend if they end up staying together right but i always think nanny just it just proves how fucking lazy and dumb men are. Like literally you go down the hall to fuck someone. Like you can't try, no more effort is put forth.
Starting point is 01:20:11 Yeah. Or the best friend who's right there. Like you couldn't like go on an app. Right. You couldn't meet someone an hour away. I have a nanny, I just wanna let you know that there's not going on there. I heard a nanny that I just want to let you know that there's not going on there. I heard a nanny that is just never going to happen.
Starting point is 01:20:28 Okay, just saying. But then we're really striving for, we thought the same thing. Signature is going to happen here. I also feel bad for nannies that are, you know, just attractive. Right. A nanny that's like a young 23-year-old that's honestly great with kids. right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right I can actually like run and be with the kids, you know, and everything. But then all your friends are like, are you fucking kidding me? Right. That you would, you know, you have that hot thing around your husband.
Starting point is 01:21:10 And then it's like, I remember one time someone said that about my and he had these triplets that were working for me then the summer. And they were like, Peter found them because he was friends with their dad. Uh huh. And, but he was never alone with them because they were just like, baby sitting one or his go, well, somebody said that they're like what I go first, but I want to don't you think Do you do you really think the nanny I would hire? Like my judgment and nanny is someone that would want to fuck Peter
Starting point is 01:21:37 That's not gonna be good. I'm gonna be going with the children and and then right like the nanny, these girls were smart girls that had aspirations. Right. To like, Mary better than I did, and Mary's someone their age. Oh, that's great. Yeah, right. Like, I'm not gonna hire a girl that's that dumb that wants to marry some broken 50-year-old. Fuck up with a meishilt. Oh, yeah, oh my god.
Starting point is 01:22:03 And hobbling around. Like, no, girl, I think you're, I'm hiring you because you're a young girl and I'm gonna Fuck up with a me and shit. Yeah, oh my God. And hobbling around. Like, no, girl, I think you're, I'm hiring you because you're a young girl and I'm gonna inspire you to like do better than I did. And my mistake and I was the plot of the TV show The Nanny. She was hired as a nanny, friend, dresser initially, but she wasn't with it.
Starting point is 01:22:19 And then they wound up becoming a couple, right? He was a widow. Oh, he was a widow. But they did become a couple. Yeah, I think in the end they became a couple. Yeah, right. Oh, he was a widow. But they did become a couple. Yeah, I think in the end they became right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, uh, crossing professional lines. This story, a dad was traveling with his 13 year old daughter
Starting point is 01:22:34 and he got mistaken for a human trafficker on an American Airlines flight. So then they brought him aside and they had to interview him and the cabin crew said they wrongly suspected him of exploring his own daughter. And anyway, now this happened to my brother-in-law. My brother-in-law has been married to his wife for now like seven years. They have a child, but she is from the Philippines and she would no make a bond, even with make a bond. She looks very young Philippines and she would no make a bond even with make a bond she looks very young and she's very petite and he is older than her. So when they were going on a cruise they were flying out of Houston which is the hub for sex
Starting point is 01:23:17 trafficking. Is that right? Yeah. Like a lot happens in that in Houston. Oh I didn't know that. That's where my weird thing happened at my airport where the guy was knocking on my door. Oh, that was Dallas. I don't know Texas. Texas. I just think whatever. Well, I'm performing in Houston at the house of blues.
Starting point is 01:23:34 Oh, no one tried to sex traffic. Just don't traffic me. I'll be there. Anyway, so they were sitting on the plane and the girls going through with the cart and my sister-in-law was tired and she's just like, get me a diet coke when they come by whatever they're going to close by. So, I think at the time the lady came by and her eyes were then open, but he was being
Starting point is 01:23:53 a gentleman and he's like, I will have a coke and she'll have a diet coke. And that alerted her in all of her training, the fight attendant, to be like, can she speak? Does she speak English? And then that was like, wow, is that offensive, or maybe she didn't say can she speak English, but she was like, can she speak? Or are you controlling her not to speak? Like they're learned, they're to learn all these signs
Starting point is 01:24:15 and like, you're supposed to do this, if you're reading sex traffic, I don't know. And here they're being trained. This? Like if you're being sex traffic, there's some weird sign you're supposed to do. Like you're supposed to do this you're like supposed to keep an eye Hand for that. Yeah, okay, and so anyway these poor flight attendants, you know, they're getting trained and everything and
Starting point is 01:24:32 They were fine, but when they told us the story they were offended and when and then even my sister-in-law was like that's not right I'm on any skipping sex traffic. She's doing a sign right now. Any sex traffic. You guys check traffic any? No, it's this. And so anyway, they said, and I said to them both, and I go, listen, this is what's hard is because after 9-11, it was, see something, say something, but if you say something,
Starting point is 01:25:01 then your anti-Islamic or whatever, or a homo, or phobic or whatever. And then the same thing with this, like see something, say something, then your anti-Islamic or whatever, you know, or a homo or phobic or whatever. And then the same thing with this, like see something, say something. But if you say something, then someone's going to say, oh, you're racist because the person that they're with is Latino or Asian or whatever. And it's like, well, you told us to say something. Like, so once I said that to them, they, she was like, you know what, you're right. And I go, that flight attendant was doing her job. Like, she was like, you know what, you're right. And I go that flight attendant was doing her job. Like, she was doing her job.
Starting point is 01:25:27 They didn't arrest you guys. They just were, she was just making sure that you weren't there against your will. Because. And that's saying something needs to fly to tendons these days. Right. And I'm doing a hell of a lot. So the comments, some of the comments were like these people, a racist American airline, she'd be ashamed and sells, lawsuit happening.
Starting point is 01:25:45 And other people were like, no, like they're doing what they're supposed to do. I guess that's true. You know, the air, I feel like airports, there's a lot of signs up in every airport. They're even they make announcements. They're coming. I, I don't know what I'm, I feel, because I'm in airports a lot. I don't know what I'm, how far I should investigate because it says keep an eye out if you see anything. So I look left and right and that's about the extent of my,
Starting point is 01:26:09 you know, sleuthing of whether or anybody's being traffic. Yeah. You know, so I don't want to. I don't know if I'm doing enough, you know, maybe I should. I'm always my whole thing is I, you know, it's that's for it. I just want to, you know, I found one child at Disney. I just, I like rescuing just kids that just get lost from their family.
Starting point is 01:26:28 Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, yeah. You found a child at Disney? Found a child at Disney and he was like four, or maybe three or whatever. I'm just telling you, like, I started talking to him. I could easily have walked him out of there and taken a price, but then his mom came.
Starting point is 01:26:42 Oh, good. Which was good. And then I recently found a kid at Costco. Okay. I feel like maybe this is becoming a problem. And I mean, I get real excited when I find like a toddler like left alone, like looking around. Cause I'm just like, I want to be that hero, right?
Starting point is 01:26:58 Yeah. So then I'm like, hi, hi, what, what do you hold on? You know, where's your mommy literally? She's like right there. I'm like, oh, yeah. She your mommy little, she's like right there. I'm like, oh. Yeah, she's just like, she walked three feet away. Oh my God, that's fine. Anyway, this I thought was kind of funny.
Starting point is 01:27:13 Was she wrong, Sir Mahalli went in the lock? A traveling influencer got slammed online after upgrading, she and her husband seats to business class, leaving her 10 year old son in economy and i disagree you're saying it's it's right i mean the times i've done that's in the past
Starting point is 01:27:33 i've never had just one kid they've had each other but we have definitely gone to first class left the boys in the back with their ipads and their food how old are they at this point? I only started to get first class so they were older they okay Ten is a little tens a little young yeah, how long I guess the fight was pretty long was like LA to Tokyo That's pretty long, but the thing is you can get out like 20 hours That is kind of well. I think that's a little long right, but isn't it like that you can't have rules where you could switch? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:28:07 I always feel like that you need to stay in your seat because like of a crash as they need to know. Because I was always like, well, can't we just switch off? Like, couldn't I be with the kid for eight hours? And then you be with the kid for eight hours and the kid could stay in first class? I don't think you can, because why we did that? My wife always flies first class and leaves me down
Starting point is 01:28:24 with the kid in coach. So, and we haven't switched yet. I don't know if it's a rule, but my wife won't do it. I write a flight attendants, I kinda think it's a rule. Cause otherwise that would work out great. But I do walk back there. Cause on everybody would switch first class. I do walk back there and I'd like give them the cookies and stuff.
Starting point is 01:28:41 Yeah. And give them extra food. I think you did that to me once. You brought me snacks. What time? I remember. I told you did that to me once. You brought me snacks. What time? I remember. I told you.
Starting point is 01:28:48 I brought you the snacks from first class back in coach. It's very nice of you. Thank you. How do you look awful in this picture? Johnny Depp received a clause as he walked the red carpet at Cannes when you were after his amber herd trial. People were like, I guess he was, he's the toast of the Cannes film festival. Yes. He was. So he was back in a big way just signed a as a matter of
Starting point is 01:29:07 fact I'm wearing the cologne as we speak. It's not going to be smelling it yet. Uh, it's not going to be. It's not going to be. It's it's his cologne. Just kind of 25 minute. The biggest contract ever for a cologne spokesperson. You know, because because Amber heard there was those tapes where
Starting point is 01:29:24 she was like, why the fuck did they give you a deal? You're an old fat man. Yeah. Well, he's got a deal so why? Good. Biggest one ever. Good for her. Good for him.
Starting point is 01:29:35 This article is saying that like people were, what was that? Is it? But his ex-wife Amber Hurts friends are trying their best to pour cold water on it. Hurts friends are trying their best to pour cold water on it. Hurts close friends, e-barlow, post-day series of images, protesting depths, Tuesday appearance of the camp. Well posting some images who cares. Yeah. It seems like the actual people there were very happy to see them.
Starting point is 01:29:55 So who cares about that? Chris, we're going out to dinner tonight. Very excited about it. I mean, and then you, besides the shows you're doing with me and besides everyone listening to cover to cover which they cover cover covers my podcast come and listen to it that's fun what else is happening dc improv how about that dc improv may 25th Wednesday night to Washington dc that's gonna be probably beautiful weather there i know i'm excited about it yeah Seattle coming to the here after in Seattle that That's June 8th. June 9th. Wow theater. Eugene Oregon
Starting point is 01:30:26 High Desert Music Hall Redmond, Oregon That's on the 10th of June 11th of June in Portland, Helium. This is what I do now. I just go from city to city That's great. And then you're coming with me that weekend. You were doing the cities. We're doing the tempi improv and Yeah, and what is what is West Hampton, New York? That's like a... That's a theater. That is...
Starting point is 01:30:49 That's August 18th. I'm probably gonna stay on the East Coast somehow. Yeah. With some friend who's got a nice home. I have to send my friend Lisa, I have to send it to her and see if she's gonna be there. And you would just say, if not, I'll figure something out. You had a great time in New Lisa, I've just said it to her and see if she's gonna be there. I'll figure something out.
Starting point is 01:31:06 If not, I'll figure something out. You had a great time in New York. I know, I might go to New York a little before all these shows and hopefully do some press and stuff. I had a lot of fun in New York. It was gorgeous weather. Yeah. And had such a good time.
Starting point is 01:31:18 Good. Yeah. I'll be out. I got my Hampton's house July 2nd to the 15th. Bon. Like to warm on talk, but it's, you know, sitting in your outfits together. I got my Hampton's house July 2nd to the 15th. Boun, like to one-month talk, but it's, you know, I'm getting your outfits together. You have a little time to figure them out.
Starting point is 01:31:30 I have a little time, but I, yeah, it is. You have got like some white linen shirts, some light blue. I'm going to a weird thing right now because on my birthday is Sunday, and I'm getting to an age now where I have to, there are certain outfits I just can't wear anymore. You mean the short shorts, like that?
Starting point is 01:31:46 Yeah, well, yeah. That's wonderful. I left those one time at Forchens House only to a pool party years ago at Forchens House and I left my little shorts there. You're swimming shorts, you mean? Yes, yes. And Forchens call and she's like,
Starting point is 01:32:01 I don't know if they're yours or your wives. And I hate to say that, but there's little tiny shorts here. And I, I hope they're not, but I said, yeah, they're mine. They're my shorts. And I got them back. Yeah. Along with your cosmetic bag. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:18 Oh boy, oh boy, what is my life, you know? Anyway, I'm excited to get back on the road with you. It's been a while. It's been a while, we're gonna have so much fun. We were real good there. We were getting good when we did like, I believe it was DC, it was our last show. Yes. Yes. This will, the 10B will be stand up, but we talk all about the pop culture. You're going to see two headliners for, you know, together. And the air is going to be stand up. Stand I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft.
Starting point is 01:32:46 I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft.
Starting point is 01:32:54 I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft.
Starting point is 01:33:02 I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. It's one more minute. It's gonna go Justin you and me. I mean, everyone's there to see you and I understand that. But, no, I don't think so. I think everyone's excited to go. It's a juicy scoop of extravaganza and San Diego. Yeah, all right. This is all very exciting.
Starting point is 01:33:13 It's all wonderful. Huntington, New York is my hometown. I know. It's my people, the Paramount Theater. That's gonna be fun. I know. So come out Long Island. It's tough to get those Long Islanders out of the house,
Starting point is 01:33:24 but they love you, so. Okay, well, we'll work it out. We have a few months to promote it. So, we're okay. And Las Vegas. And Las Vegas and everything is at HeatherMcDonald.net. This like a memorial day weekend in Las Vegas. I mean, it's so fun. It's so fun. It cannot get more fun than that. Is it, do I still have Vegas left in me though? Am I too old? Absolutely not. As it moved on from me. Because you go like once, twice a year,
Starting point is 01:33:49 you can still love it. You just can't go more than that. Like if we're all at a club, people are gonna be like, what is going on with that? Absolutely not. Okay. We are going to be laughing our asses off
Starting point is 01:33:57 and having fun. Come on. I want sounds amazing. Thank you for having me. Love you. Goodbye. Bye. People say you never say love me back. Is that weird that weird love you back I always say love you back you turn off already okay good I always say according to the fans you don't I say
Starting point is 01:34:12 love you back I always do okay

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