Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Vanderpump Break Up, Harry & Meghan Chased with Chris Franjola
Episode Date: May 18, 2023I am going on tour! Get tickets at https://heathermcdonald.net/ Raquel and Tom are officially broken up. Meghan and Harry were chased by paparazzi in NYC, but we have some questions. The widow accuse...d of murdering her husband threw a house party the day after his death. I’m worried about Kanye’s new wife and the masking tape-like fashions she is forced to wear. Lori Vallow still has another court date. Sorority members are suing their Nationals for allowing a trans woman to join their house. We review the Britney TMZ documentary. The Cash App founder’s death was possibly motivated by his swinging lifestyle. Hillsong Pastor slept with his nanny. Is it ok to leave your kid in coach? Johnny Depp still smells good. Get extra juice on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop/posts https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Chris on Instagram: Follow Chris on Instagram @chrisfranjola Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop.
Breaking news, but not a huge surprise.
It's been confirmed that Raquel and Tom Sennival are no longer for now.
And the for now is from me.
It came from an insider who told Page six
coming from Raquel's camp.
We don't know where Raquel is.
If she's just laying low in a facility or at a home,
we don't know.
Of course, the finale was last night.
And then we've got, I think, one or two episodes
the reunion up ahead.
And we're gonna see some real or two episodes of the reunion up ahead and we're
gonna see some real juicy shit obviously coming up and it's no surprise that they broke up to me. I
I think there wasn't a chance this would last at this time. He's on tour and she's somewhere in Arizona.
I don't know.
And I just, but my biggest prediction
is that she will not come back to the show.
The only reason that they would maybe get back together
is if she was on the show and they were filming again together.
But I, my prediction is that she won't come back to the show.
Anyway, speaking of the show, I have the best show ever.
So let's get into it.
Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
I don't even know if people deserve
what's in front of me right now,
because they had a great show on Tuesday
with Chris Taylor.
And now we have Chris Frenzel,
everyone's favorite.
Looking like, Harry fucking hamlin.
Yeah, that's what I was going for.
I'll leather check it on.
You have your free glasses with a yellow lens you fucking hot Harry
thank you fucking hot you're about to fuck me right now good thing
brother put me on pause
all right that's what I was going for I was going for Harry Hamlin
I'll take the ball but I just wanted you to see them I like it
thank you I got I put them on Instagram and a lot of thumbs down.
People like I don't like it. Then they look at their picture like, oh yeah, that's so great.
You know, you want to write that for you don't. I need to warn the people, especially those who
watch on YouTube. Thank you for subscribing, share it with a friend. I was washing my face and I put
a clip in my hair and I was like, you know what? I want to wear a hair up today. I think it looks
kind of cute. It also could look weirdly matronally.
I don't know.
It doesn't look matronally at all.
I think it's weird.
All right, thanks.
Thank you.
And I would also like to say that congratulations on,
I believe the secret to your and my success.
Yes.
And whatever that may be, is the fact that we have found
a haircut that worked for us and stayed with it
for many, many, many years. We're not experimenting with the haircuts. I like experimenting once in my life.
And how to go? According to my mother, not great. What was it? I don't know. It was the
kind of for Aniston one. You did? The original one. I always had hair. The Rachel. I always had hair, I always had brown hair.
Yeah.
Sometimes no highlights, sometimes honey golden highlights.
Sometimes they would get a little too blonde, take it back.
But never were you'd call me blonde, you know.
Right.
And sometimes no highlight.
Sometimes I had bangs, sometimes I didn't.
Always had a side part, always had layers, and always had hair right around the boob.
Sometimes above the boob, sometimes just past the neck.
Never longer than that in the last 30 years.
Okay.
So this girl who was a comedian, and his hairdresser,
she's like, let me do your hair, you know.
So she cut it in the friend style
in the Jetta Franceser friends.
Oh, what age is this?
This is what friends is the hide, yeah.
This is 1996.
Wow, okay.
And I came home to my mother's house
and I go, what do you think?
And she goes, well, now you look like everybody else.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I remember one time my sister got a perm
and she goes, I only have one thing to say to you.
Wolf!
Oh, like she was looking like a doll.
Really?
Your mom's not good.
Not good reviews.
Yeah, she's just really honest about right. She likes
her, you know, what she likes is what she's not. But well, what I was going to say is that
the problem, I'm seeing Tom Cruise. He's out there lately. I saw a picture of him with
Janet Jackson. I guess it was thick. Yes. I think he's experimenting too much with
haircuts. And I think that Tom Cruise is a guy of a certain age, you know, 60, whatever he is.
He's got, I don't know, he's putting dye in that hair, whatever, but it's dark hair.
Still, whether that's true or not, I don't know.
But he's experimenting, he needs to go with, you know, whatever one we liked from like
the first mission impossible.
And that's it.
Here's the thing with guys and dying their hair.
It's real disturbing when someone's older and they're dying their hair and they go that
Auburn color.
They don't mean it to be Auburn, but because there's white underneath, the darkness goes
a little red.
Yes, it goes red.
And it's not meant to be.
Now, with Peter at one time was dying his hair when it started to go white.
This was years ago.
And then one day, we just agreed as a couple, also because I was dying.
Okay, it's a lot of work.
I tried once.
I had to do it and yet the gloves that I had to make sure, you know, all this stuff.
And I let you know, to mattison read for my roots
and re at christophe does my highlights okay
so i and then
we just were like let's just
forget it
so now he is
full bob mcdonald
my dad had full white hair right right
there was a photo he took recently i mean morphing into my dad be full white hair. Right, right. There was a photo he took recently.
I mean, morphing into my dad, be on-belief.
Like, he looks so much like my dad now.
Do you think that's a psychological thing?
He'll do that.
Yes.
I think, yeah.
Yeah, because my wife says I 100% married my dad.
When I say certain things, she's like, you are...
She married her dad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is such a common weird thing and so anyway
I was my friend Lisa Parker in New York and her stepdaughter just got married and she goes look
at who she married how much does that guy look like my husband her dad yeah and I go wow yeah
like thin dark hair like a little like narrow-ish,
like kind of a little nerdy looking, but cute.
Like 100% looks like each other.
And then she, that I see her son's girlfriend.
And I go, Lisa, your son who's 25, his girlfriend looks like you.
She doesn't know she does it.
I go, she does.
And I go, this is so weird.
Do you think it's normal or it's,
like maybe if you go the other direction,
I might as well be completely opposite, that's strange.
I think, I just think it's a weird thing
that can happen.
And I just think as with Peter who has now full white hair,
but a full head of hair, like my dad never lost hair,
but it was fully white.
Yeah.
Like stark white.
His is almost fully white.
Now, do you think Peter married his mom?
You know his mom.
I mean, she is completely nicer than him.
Yeah.
Right.
But I think, I think like her independence,
she's very independent.
And she's very much self-sufficient
and she very much isn't like, whoa is me?
And it does a lot herself.
And so I think in that respect,
and she's a good type.
So in that respect, I think he married a similar type,
Chikku has her shit together.
But not likewise, but she was a taller woman, especially for her time.
I'm taller.
I don't know.
I can't wait to meet my kids, but I probably get I just have to buy them, set it up.
What?
As far as what?
I'm going to see if your kids, but I'm just thinking they're kids, they're girlfriends.
I think I'm just going to have to bring back a range marriage for them.
Because then then and then I throw in any signs.
No, they're not trying. I don't know who they're dating or they're trying
Is it a it is it is it they're just lazy? Well, is it them or is it the time they're living?
It's the time they're living because I'm like listen
Everything I read they have so much going for them because just because I fed the milk and pediatric and they came from tall gene, they already are ahead of the game.
They say, you know, guys that are,
you know, this size, nobody swipes on them
and these people that are taller, get the better jobs
and all this stuff.
So I'm like,
if you forget about white privilege,
which you guys are white,
you're like height privilege.
Like, well, already,
life should just be
like walking to a room with your shoulders and girls would probably like you
right you know just try a little do you think it's the fact that they dress
exactly like Peter do you think that might be an issue I definitely they're
220 year old kids who dress like 60 year old man. Yes I definitely think they
need to work on their style a little bit and you know they're, they're not, they don't like to shop or anything.
Those two guys you had on last week, the 2G guys wearing, you know,
Ed Hardy shirts or whatever.
Secret and Roy.
I have, have those guys bring your kids to the mall and see what they come up with.
That would be such a good time.
Honestly, that's a hilarious idea.
Yeah.
So, um, okay. Let's, oh, let's just bring up the fact
that you and I are going on some fun shows.
I'm very excited about it.
Yes.
We haven't been together in a long time.
Oh, we're gonna have some fun.
Yeah.
First off, we of course have the weekend
in at the Venetian, and I've got it all,
I got it all set up.
Well, I got a text from Justin Martindale last night.
Is he nervous or something? You know, he wants to go leaning. Well complain. He was complaining. But he's asking me what I know about it. I was like, I don't know anything.
Oh, I just got confirmation. Okay, so he needs he needs information. We have a dinner Friday night for all of us. Oh, okay. Yes, we have a nightclub Friday night for all of us.
Wait a minute. Is it a, where's the dent? I don't even have to tell me exactly where,
but I feel like last time we were treated
like second class citizens.
It's outside.
Outside.
No, it's all good.
It's a different place.
Okay.
It's in the Venetian.
Cause we need to be treated like that.
I honestly forgot the name.
It's in the Venetian.
It's totally set up great.
All right.
And then we have a nightclub situation
if we so choose.
On Friday night?
If we choose yes
in the oh wow so just easy I don't like to cross the street
now i like to stay with you and everything's there
then we have a cabana
on Friday saturday oh i got a start to push up
it didn't realize this and then we have uh...
we have the show okay which is the live GCScoop,
and Spencer and higher you're coming.
And I was able to hook them up in this situation,
so I have to tell them that they can now
can bring a nanny thank God.
And so then we've got a fun dinner night club situation
after the show Saturday.
Oh, this is all fantastic news.
All set up, you've got your room.
Yeah, I'm a room on Friday in Saturday.
Yes.
Okay.
So it is all set up going to be super fun.
We are driving out Friday morning.
We want to have our car.
We're bringing Drake to help.
I like that idea.
Well, Justin was asking me if we're all traveling together.
I was like, I don't know about that.
And I would not. I won't do that
Peter wanted to
Peter would probably be fine if you wanted to come in the car with us
Yeah, if he wants to but we want to like leave early Friday, okay, and we are like super early riser
So I don't know if I want to wait for someone from West Hollywood, though he's never late. He's never late
Yeah, but I don't know I don't think that makes sense. Okay, so
Everyone just had to get themselves there whichever way they want and then we're gonna,
you know, we're gonna leave on Sunday.
That sounds great.
And then we're going to Palm Desert and hang out for a couple days.
Oh, you're cool.
And because I have a party there Sunday, so I don't think of that.
So anyway, that's why we can plan it to all set.
I hope people come.
There are still tickets available, live tickets available.
We also are streaming it. Everything is at Heather Mcdonald.net but you and I are also going
but you and I are also going in New Jersey, Connecticut, New York, also the Hamptons. Also
you are doing the San Francisco Sacramento shows in September. Remember that. Yeah, it's
all set. I forgot the biggest one. We just added tempi tempi Arizona and it's gonna be really fun
We're both doing stand-up there anything goes all new material from the last time I was there last time Chris was there
So fun I can I go and and Humphrey's in San Diego. Oh, the Humphrey's in San Diego is almost sold out
Yeah, that is gonna be that's gonna be a real
That's gonna be my why I've been working up my carly Simon. This is gonna be your carly Simon. I know nothing feels the same
But if you're willing to play the game. It's coming around
Right just imagine if I did like four songs, and we're like, thank you
It'll be very funny and Justin's gonna be in San Diego. Okay, listen. This just happened Imagine I did like four songs and we're like thank you. Thanks for coming tonight.
It'll be very funny and Justin's gonna be in San Diego as well.
Okay, listen, this just happened.
Just popped up.
Very interesting.
I heard about it.
Megan Markle and Prince Harry went to an event in New York City,
a red carpet event.
They brought her mother.
She was awarded something about helping women and young girls.
Okay. Then they get in their car to go to a private residence after where they're staying at their
friends for the evening. All of a sudden all these cars, all these paparazzi cars are chasing
them through the streets of New York trying to get a photo of Megan and Harry and their mother.
Yeah.
And this horrible people, they almost died.
It was crashed very reminiscent of Princess Diana.
This is absolutely awful.
What is this now?
Some interesting coincidences happen.
This was Tuesday night.
Also Tuesday afternoon is when there was a hearing about
the fact that the UK government has cut off hairy security and he would like
it to be reinstated
this goes on Tuesday afternoon and then just hours later
all this happens in new york city when we already saw all the red carpet photos
we saw her outfit uh... she's not
with
you know eight muslim billionaire who's not her husband right
it's with her husband harry right it's with her mother who's very attractive
but we also saw her yeah
uh...
why in twenty twenty three
would paparazzi be acting like it's
two thousand and four
for hiding the bushes for them yeah that
we can see yeah there's no school i also read that the chase was four hours on
like if you've been to new york it's like a nine mile island to like you can't
even drive for four hours and on the island of manhand but in four hours you could
be at
masher tuck and can i get to see our you know it's a lot that's a long
drive around New York a four hour chase
yeah yeah so anyway
like
hey not gonna accuse anyone
not going to say anything
i'm just saying when people know what i mean
it's interesting
okay they know and Heather says interesting interesting they know what i mean i guess they know what I mean, it's interesting. Okay. They know what Heather says. Interesting.
Interesting. They know what I mean.
It's interesting. I guess you know what they mean.
What I mean, I guess.
So you're saying that question, I question the reality
of this. It was a point to get the security reinstated.
Yes. For the world to be like this cannot happen again.
This is insane.
Yeah. But I would almost, I would almost say you need to reinstate
security for them.
After this?
Yes.
Well, no, just on the fact that they have children
and they are public figures and he is.
I don't think, okay, but I will say prior to this incident,
it didn't seem like people really were carrying that much.
And it was also very interesting that the last time
Paparazzi was there was when they were going to the private club. Right. What's the bungalows or whatever.
Okay. And they're like, wow, you know, people come around all the time and paparazzi's
never here because it's a private club and isn't interesting that the paparazzi knew
that they were coming that night because they normally don't hang out there because it's
like this restaurant away. Yeah. Have you been there been there yet I went there once I got a hook up
well invite me again yeah I'm just saying to turn in your
the comedian comedian friend of mine is a waitress there she listens to this
podcast all the time
no no not you know yeah not yet uh... okay so anyway i am
i just think it's a one i think it's
well a very very scary for hours they must have but what a wonderful uh...
time in coincidence
yeah that's all
uh... that's not that's yet
however we might be
harassed by pop brought to the
all that's right we are taking chris out for an early Chrissy Poo birthday.
Can I just say something like this? I found that I got your text and you said, can I take
you out for your birthday? I was a little I was a little suspicious. Why? Because I didn't
think you knew when my birthday was. Peter did. Oh, because maybe he listens to my podcast
something.
Oh, it is.
Actually, Peter is amazed.
One of his, one of the things that his mother taught them, which I'm horrible at, is
like sending actual birthday cards.
They all send birthday cards to each other, all the kids.
Okay.
And to nieces and Peter will come back from Target and be like, you're signing this for
our nephew nephew Garrett.
That's a nice quality.
She's actually really good like that.
So anyway, but we had talked about going to Craig's
and I had it down, I had it down
on like the calendar April 19th and for whatever reason
that date didn't work for me.
So then when this was coming, I was like, this is great.
I love it.
I'm very excited about it.
I do have to admit one thing to you.
You got a coupon or something.
No.
That's expiring.
No.
Okay.
That's what I thought.
I was supposed to have dinner with Teresa and Louis.
I knew it.
I told my wife, I said, there's something suspicious about this.
I knew it.
Crystal, I'm so excited to have it with you.
No, so what?
They can't hold it. They might be, no, yes, they canceled.
And but I still didn't have the reservation at that time.
But I said, you know what, I have this night free.
I'm going to take Chris, you wanted to go.
This will be perfect.
We can park pool because now we live in the same hood.
But who knows?
But they make be there.
They might be there.
If they are there, will I have to stand?
Will you make me stand and let them have the seats?
That are for me.
If they're there, they'll be having dinner
with Bravo executives.
Oh, okay.
And not with me.
Yeah.
All right.
But no, I'm excited.
I'm excited to go.
Okay, I just have a couple of questions
and I hope these are not considered rude.
Please go.
Please go.
Because this is all for a lot.
What's a lot. For a lot.
What's a lot?
Let me just say this, because I don't want any problems.
Are you picking up the time?
100%.
All right, I don't want, I don't want at the end of the night.
Do you have a diet coke?
First of all, never have we ever been like that.
No, not like that at all, but you never know.
Of course we are treating you, and we're just
has to pay for ourselves.
But we are treating you.
Well sometimes people would do things like that, you know. No, we're happy. Okay. The other one is now. Okay. Now that I know that,
what are my ordering parameters? And there is no ordering for now. Okay. I do, you're, you are not
an overorder. Never. Old Heather was. New Heather is not an overorder. Okay.
So I do like sharing.
I know that.
And I see.
What's up good with?
So like, I like, you know, they have some really good apps and stuff.
And then like split maybe two or three on trays, but get a kind of share or not.
Yeah.
So I'm always happy with your order.
I'm happy.
You're well, we're driving.
I know you're not a big booze, but you're welcome to get a fancy martini. You can order a nice glass of wine.
Right. Being that we all drink different things. I don't think we'll be doing
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I'm only going to have two glasses of wine because I'm going out tomorrow night to the
Vanderpump dog ball and Raven has been invited.
I, none of that makes any, I don't know.
You might as, those ten words made no sense to me whatsoever.
She has a ball for the dog charity.
Who's, Oh, Raven is, Oh, your dog, yes.
Raven's been invited.
Yeah.
So we are going to go,
first they said there's no room for Peter.
I said no problem.
Okay.
Then they said there is room.
So I'm like, all right, Peter,
and they said, and your pup is welcome.
And I'm like, you know, Raven's a rescue kind of.
She is.
She aged out of, you know, dog trafficking.
She was a breeder dog.
And so she has a great story.
She was a former showgirl who didn't make it.
And so I'm like, this is a great story.
So she is going to come with us to the red carpet,
Drake will then drop us off, and then take the dog home after red carpet.
Oh, this is all exciting.
And then we'll just go over home.
But that's two nights in a row.
That's a lot for Peter.
He's gonna have to nap in the day.
Yeah, that is a lot.
That's a lot for me, nothing.
For me, I could go out every night.
I know, I see.
And still work out and still be happy to wake up at six.
But. Now when you're dancing in La Quinta and restaurants,
other people won't,
but if people know that's going about to happen i watched the video no one knows because i
would and i try to look at their faces and like
are people happy about this or is this was shannon my sister called the police
shannon's good friend witnessed was there
uh... who is my who's my friend too okay and shannon didn't you didn't come out
with us that night she's getting ready for trip
so he's invited
and she uh...
said that she got a text from her friends and now this just happened and it was
for sister dancing yeah and i said oh shannell you said that you missed
the fun night out you've full moon shows
not really i think it's best that
right i go
that your reputation's not ruined right right
she has an attorney in the town you know town, you know. It is a fine line.
It's a fine line.
So, you know, people were saying,
I can't wait for, you know, to see how there's videos
five weeks from now saying,
we will only be eating from home now
because she has been banned.
Because honestly, if your hair was a little more messed up
and you had like a couple plastic bags in your hands,
the cops would have tackled you.
A hundred percent.
And as I age, it's and as i hate just getting close
it's getting close to like right
but also for a or crazy old lady
which is the way that's good
yeah
that's that
well issue you know that it's still fun it's all fun yeah okay next story
this is
an amazing cry, okay.
Sad, very sad.
So this woman, she lives in Utah.
She was married to the sky who was successful
and he had a successful business,
and they had three kids.
And she has just been arrested for his murder.
She, they're saying, prosecutors saying
that she poisoned him with fentanyl in their home on March 4th, 2022.
Yeah.
Right before then, there was an argument that he didn't want to purchase this 20,000 square foot,
two plus million dollar home, even before it's finished, it was two million, which is,
you know, a huge, huge deal in Utah, I think, for like to have a, he didn't want to pay for it.
They fought about that. Then she made a mimos Moscow mule, and then she went and slept fell asleep in her kids' room
reading them a book.
Yeah.
And then he didn't wake up and then, you know, right away, after he was killed, she was
like, I probably got him cremated though, I don't know for sure.
But then she found about 3 a.m. woke up, called 911, and then told the police that she had
left the phone in her bedroom, but the police that she had left the phone
in her bedroom, but there was a report showing that the phone was used many times in the children's
bedroom.
So like she was like, oh, you know, like she's been held up.
And it was also a piece of her like ordering fentanyl online or something like that.
So, so what happened was now there were multiple communications between her and an unnamed
acquaintance.
And she also requested prescription pain meds
for an investor back in December 2021.
So there's all this suspicious stuff.
And she also told them to leave these pills
back in 2021 at a house flipping,
and then she left cash for them.
So she was comfortable buying stuff.
Right.
However, I mean, there's a lot.
He has one of his two sisters hold the investigators
that he called it from a vacation in greek quite a few years ago
claiming that he believed she made him a drink that made him violently ill
all so he was just any and she also said that there are four
yet thought that quarry the wife tried to kill all the time
air also held a joint life insurance policy with his business partner, partner named
Cody, and that his wife had unsuccessfully tried to change it in January.
The woman tried to change his wife, tried to change it back in January 22, but it didn't
happen.
Then Corey, the wife allegedly attempted to make herself the sole beneficiary of the policy,
but the insurance company notified
the men the partner in him
of change and they were able to fix it
the air then removed kori the wife from his well and replaced her with his
sister
he did not inform kori of the change because according to his sisters he
believes she might kill him for the money
which he wanted to go to
to his children
well then of course she killed him thinking she's gonna get this money and be
able to buy the house
the day after his death for you ended up
so he dies the next day she's like yeah i'm gonna close on that to me in dollar
home
that she wanted to flip
and also throw large party at home any time as a party the day after we got a
problem right so many people do the party.
Do the party like Laurie Valow,
which I'll talk about Laurie Valow in a minute update on her,
but she did a party too.
Yeah.
Well, the party was planned.
They already bought the bags of ice.
What do you want them to do?
Let it melt just because her husband died.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
Eric did not want him.
He, he, Eric did not want her to buy the house because he thought it was too
expensive then she hosted the large house party
the day after she died sign in closing papers
okay so that'll happen
and of course then she was very upset about this will and she was suing one of
the sisters right
uh... before she now
someone has come forward saying
i sold all this fentanyl to her
the best part is during her time of mourning she decided to write
yeah a children's book
are you with me and it appears to be one of her little boys
but look coming out of the clouds, is the guy up there in
heaven with wings. Yeah. Is the husband that she killed. Yeah. She went and did some
press for it and and sold some copies. And I bet she's saying a lot of copies
now. I wonder if it's like I went to the sale because everybody knows about this
story. Can we look up buying that book? I need to buy that book. Good point. Really
one of the most blatant, I mean, this girl is the demographic of the person who reads
and watches Dayline. Right. And really listens to Lucy's go. Mother of three. I mean, here's
the thing. Yes, you're right. The party's an awful idea. I also think booking plastic surgery,
especially a boob job right after the funeral.
You got to wait about six months.
Even six months, I think, is, I think, yes, six months?
I think six months could be okay.
Because then it looks like, oh,
you're just straw, and you don't know what you're doing.
Also, he told the sisters he believed she was having
multiple affairs throughout the home.
Oh.
I think the first time you think your wife's killing you,
maybe don't accept any more food or drink from her.
Yeah.
I mean...
It's basically a Moscow mule.
It's a weird one to make at home.
I do too.
It's like a mosquito.
I know.
It's like, let's just stick with a vodka cranberry.
Like, what are you doing?
Do you have a copper cup?
No, I'm not doing it.
It's been taken off Amazon. It's been taken off Amazon.
It's been taken off Amazon, probably,
because they were like, we don't want to be associated with this.
Anyway, this, if I may, I suggest an independent bookstore
that it doesn't have a lot of people coming to book soup.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, snatch up a couple of copies of this
and sell for 100 bucks a copy.
Now it's a collector's item.
I do think the fentanyl thing is so
weird because it's like
you know that you could get it
very easy to get
someone
came must have
gone come forward who ever sold it to her so there's someone that that
spilled it
but like i do think and then she told the reo he had uh...
you know he all he had drug problems he had you know she said all that
case it did come up
yeah
and now the party
this is what i get concerned about the party yes
because the the people that friends would come over i feel like that
i'd strange enough that
the person is doing it who's murdered their husband
it's even stranger that people come.
Well, now as a defense attorney for her, I would say she closed on the house and I'm
sorry, I know every time I've been around anyone that's lost someone, the first thing
we do is all come over.
Yeah, but sometimes you're freeing wine and everything like that.
Oh, maybe don't have a DJ and I don't know that you're a DJ. But I think you can have a
Brent's deli platter and wine. Okay. And even though someone died, there could be some
trouble. I've seen that happen. Yeah. Sure. Sure. So that would be the good point. That's not a
bad defense. No, but did you have a DJ because that would be a prop or bubble machine or something
like that would be a problem. DJ James Kennedy. That'd be a prop or bubble machine or something like that would be a problem. Vandee J James Kennedy.
That'd be a problem.
Send a ball to the liar.
Yeah.
Then that would be really bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just dumb, dumb criminal.
Just.
Yeah, it's tough.
Murder's tough.
Like getting away with it's tough.
It's really hard to get away with killing your spouse.
Yeah.
You know.
Because it's an easy, if you're doing anything like you said, like a, you
know, buying grocery bags at 7 o'clock in the morning or whatever, or any type of fentanyl
or, you know, these things, I feel like they always leave a trace on Google.
I mean, I have to say it's someone saw that I bought a bunch of cleaning supplies.
Right.
We got a problem. We got a real problem because I'm lucky enough to have my housekeeper who have had for
many years.
Right.
And then she says what we need and Peter goes and gets it.
Yeah.
And so like if all of a sudden I was just like going hog wild in the bleach aisle.
Right.
That would look real.
And it was right after Peter
went missing after a golf thing.
I also feel in your case,
Peter's a big guy.
I'm done.
Like just getting a body.
No, I would have to get the boys to help me.
Yeah.
So I would have to get,
they would have to be in on it with me
and be completely down to also get with him.
No, if the boys say no,
who's your next call to me?
You. I feel like you have a wheelbarrow in your house. Yeah, no if the boys say no who's your next call to You
I feel like you have a wheelbarrow on the house. I do actually yeah, and a pretty strong sturdy one too
I'll be like I beat her we'd have to get them in the wheel by what should be a whole other or deal
I know I just don't know how I can do anything without the boys. Yeah, like yeah, that's okay
Luckily, I'm not playing on that. Laurie valor world's worth mother in the world she
she did get uh... convicted so she was found guilty of for murdering her two
kids
and plotting to kill
the husband that was the one that her brother shot
right before she got with husband number four or no husband number five
chad david that she has been to kill with husband number four or no husband number five Chad Debel. The husband she killed was husband number four. And then her
former nephew, he was married to her niece, just released a statement asking for
forgiveness for her. That was kind of weird. He was saying that she is not evil,
but it is necessary for her to serve time for these crimes, you think? Yeah.
After she's sentenced, she is going to be extradited to Arizona.
That is where the crime against husband number four
happened in the killing of the fourth husband named Charles
Valo.
So right now, for the crimes of her kid,
she's charged with life in prison.
And she was newly in love with the Doomsdale cult,
enthusiast Chad Debel.
And now Chad Debel, who's where the kids are found
on his property and his wife was also died mysteriously
before they got married.
His trial now is going to happen.
Okay.
And I always think it's like, all right,
you got life in prison.
I know we have to go back to Arizona,
but like, I don't understand why these people
can't just get together and the Arizona person being like, we don't need to take the court time.
No, that's what I think. We don't need the person to go on the plane with her.
Right. She's just, she's got life in prison. I know.
Why do we have to now do this whole other trial in Arizona unless the DA just wants that air time,
which a lot of DA's like that stage stuff. I mean, the only other job I wanted to do besides being an actress would be like a court,
like, do what my sister does and be on stage.
Yeah.
Like I didn't want to be a tax attorney.
I'm like, if any attorney, I've got to be like a murder attorney.
Right.
One that walks around and gets the prince around and mean on the...
Yeah.
Otherwise, there's no fun.
There's no fun in being an attorney unless And let's say you have an audience.
Yeah, I agree.
Anyway.
Yeah, can I speak on behalf of Sarah?
Can everyone stop telling Sarah
a colon that she looks like Lori Valo?
She wrote me that, she goes, who's Lori Valo?
I'm like, oh, it's a woman who murdered her choice.
She goes, why does everyone keep telling me I look like?
Or so, yeah.
She's dying.
Sarah wants everyone to stop telling her. She looks like Lori Valo. Yeah. Yeah. Sarah wants to everyone to stop telling her she looks like
Laurie Valo. Oh my god. So anyway, Sarah, there's a pretty girl. And you know, I think
it's just a hair, you know, there was a time when that she'll like tan mom. Yeah. That
was a nice one. We made her tan mom. But um, Lori Valla was a pageant winner.
I know.
She was, you know, I, I mean, not to bring up pageant people, but they, they, there's,
there's an oddness about pageant people.
Oh, completely.
Yeah.
Miss Tarzana contest that I was in.
You were in Miss Tarzana?
I live in Tarzana.
I know.
I would have voted for you had I been there at that time.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And it's, you know, it makes you odd.
She was in a Mrs.
That's a weird one.
So weird.
Like come on.
I remember they used to have televised.
They used to televised that.
The Mrs. pageant.
And the daughters would like tell
what how much they loved their mom
like into a microphone is very strange as they're friends to round.
Yeah.
The days are...
You remember toddlers in here were the kids from Yolder stuff and then they show the audience
and it was just a bunch of out-of-shape people with big t-shirts on and like three
and it's just their parents and like nobody else in the audience.
Right.
And it's just like sitting in like the you know like a...
Bullying car.
Conference room in a Sheridan.
And they got to get it done by 12
because we got another thing coming in here.
IBM's coming to do their lunch in.
So we moved this along.
Give it to that girl, you know, whatever.
Whoever.
Oh God.
But anyway, didn't they go to Hawaii?
Like wasn't she?
Yes, when the kids were missing.
Yeah. And she just kept evading,
so I'm sure that was part of her crimes too,
it was not cooperating.
They followed them and they had just been married in Hawaii
and they were walking to the beach
and they're not talking to anybody.
And at that time, the kids were completely disfigured.
And now, like you were saying,
can we speed these things up?
I feel like this is one we could have sped up.
Your kids are missing missing there's been two
murders
in your
your family now
over husband her his wife
so right there
so many red flags like let's just arrest them
like
i don't know what is that like the people going to the d a's and they're like
we don't have a body
well no one's heard from the kids in three months right
like but then also it becomes that weird thing like
is it Idaho is it Arizona is it Hawaii is it like as they were in all these
different states yeah and then all those people like
have to get together and have to call the FBI and then everyone's like it's
why case asshole yeah yeah work together
down maybe the millennials who want to work very little time
are like fine, you can have it.
Yeah.
That's where police works get a chase.
It's gonna change for the millennials.
And the Gen Z.
The millennials get involved.
Because they're gonna be like, I don't care.
You can have the case.
Take the case.
All the 50 year olds will like, that's my case.
It's gonna screw up a lot of 80s movies when they,
you know, the angry guys like, it's my case.
Get out of town or whatever.
That was always a key plot point.
No, the Gen Z's just, yeah, they'll just text each other and be like, that's okay,
you can take that murder case.
Yeah, I think lethal weapon like the whole thing was like, go home rigs and murder aquifer.
This is all case now and they always force suit and Mel gives to what if the go home factory
is traveling.
Oh boy.
This is Kanye's wife.
Yes.
He has a new line of clothing coming out
that is so disturbing or it's not
or it's to get juicy scoop to talk about him.
Yeah.
This is, I feel like this girl is absolutely
been sucked into a weird Kanye cult.
I looked her up.
She is from Australia.
She's very pretty.
She was like kind of a model.
She had her own like little jewelry line of chokers and stuff. She went to graduate school for architecture,
but it's like not building a building. It's like architecture for clothing. That's very weird.
Okay. Then she got hired by him like two in 2020, right, and was working with him. And then, of course, he divorces Kim. And then
all of a sudden, they get married right away, allegedly, because he was so Christian, no
sex before marriage. Yeah.
Meanwhile, he puts his wife in these leggings, a, a, everything I predicted where I said,
if you're just getting it more and more naked, yeah, it's just a piece of masking tape on just the
getting it more and more naked. It's just a piece of masking tape on just the vagina.
And then a piece of like black cloth
on the boobs of side boob,
then this is the back, which is a cross
because they're Christian.
It's black masking tape around her butthole.
And then she has these boots on that are like,
you know, the Wichipu Balanciaga.
Oh, there it is.
This is part of the fashion show. Oh, there it is.
This is part of the fashion show.
Oh, let's say they got a wound or something,
like a chest wound.
And they're dressed like the Manson girls
who all shave their heads and put crosses on their forehead.
Yeah.
And then they're wearing just gross underwear
and white underwear.
And then they have white masking tape around their tits.
This is the fashion show.
And so they all look like their Charles Manson's
cult people. Yeah. Um, just like so weird. And that's his new, he's not supposed to do this.
This is his new thing. And then he was, I don't know if I have a real world, right? I mean,
this is, is that just for a fashion show or I don't know, but he is selling the gas. He is walking around selling jeggings leggings.
Okay.
jeggings
or ferment.
So he's wearing like Lulu lemon pants he's wearing.
And then he's wearing,
I thought I had a good show of it.
But then he's got like basically motorcycle boots on
that go like we're gonna like, you know,
follow up a motorcycle,
then your knees would be protected.
Yeah.
If you have these big boots on,
that's what he's wearing. I've seen I saw it. While she's wearing like, you know, fall off a motorcycle, then your knees would be protected. If you have these big boots on, that's what he's wearing.
I've seen it, I saw it.
While she's wearing like, you know,
just low leggings and like a very tiny crop top
with like the nips hard.
When she doesn't have to walk around doing this.
Or she doesn't have to have a,
I just am like, if she was my daughter or my sister
and I'm in Australia, I'd be like, my God,
we need to get an invention and we need to get her out of this mess.
And like, are they hanging out with the kids?
Do the kids see her?
And do the kids write her Happy Mother's Day stepmom?
Or she just in the back just being like, what do I wear today?
Kanye?
Like, I, you know, made sure there's no hair on my vagina so you can put a masking tape on
it and I can go walk around and get coffee get that pussy tape then he goes to gospel day then he
does like all christiany yeah and then yet when he was with Kim he said that she dressed to
um provocatively to be a mother of four right And then this girl, it's like, I just can't.
How do you feel about what I've been hearing
about Kim Kardashian and Tom Brady?
Hearing rumors, I'm sure it's a rumor.
So she borrowed his car or his golf cart in the Bahamas
and she was looking at property.
Yeah.
I think it's publicity.
Sure.
Could she act torn enough to be into him
and screw him a few times?
Yeah.
I don't think it's the first time.
He doesn't strike me as a type of guy who's out there,
like a Kim Kardashian type, wouldn't be his speed, I don't think.
No, but if she just shows up and is so charming,
I think like sure, of course they can have like a quick romance.
Of course they could bone and enjoy each other's bodies.
I feel like he's a hot new bachelor.
Everybody wants him.
And it's great publicity and why not screw him?
It's not like she's saving herself for marriage.
So it's like, no for it.
I heard Reese with us boon too, and Tom Brady, did you hit that one?
Yeah.
I heard rumors.
I heard rumors.
Oh, that sounds like a better match.
You know, these are true or not.
Yeah.
They were seeing walking in the same restaurant, whatever,
but then people make more out of it.
Like me, right now.
Yeah, I think that could be good.
This girl died.
She was trying to look like Kim Kardashian.
She did the huge boobs, and the huge ass.
And they have arrested someone in her death.
It was this woman that did her injections in a hotel room somewhere in California.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought it was like shocked.
It was in our country.
It was in a weird hotel room.
Yeah.
So I'm just so glad that as many comments as I get, why don't you get a BBL Heather that
I just said no.
Is that Brazilian bud left? Yeah. I mean, why don't you get a BBL Heather that I just said no.
Does that Brazilian bud lift?
Yeah.
I mean, does that work?
What do they put in the...
They take the fat from your body,
like suck it out here and there,
and then they put it in your ass.
But you put it in the cheeks.
They put in the cheeks, they shape it.
Right.
But also if you don't have enough fat in your body
to put in your ass,
then they fill it with filler
like they would in your face, but then you have that won't last forever.
And in some cases, like maybe this woman who died, they're using, like cement and stuff.
Yeah, they're using the wrong thing.
Yeah.
And then you die.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't think you're supposed to, yeah, that's a, anyway, she really does look like him.
I know, sad, but. It is a sad story.
Meanwhile, Julia Fox is still a weirdo,
and she's just out calling Paparazzi,
where she puts gas in her car,
wearing just underwear and a blazer.
Like, you know.
What is, I mean, we're done with her, right?
I don't know, sometimes she says some kind of interesting things
like on her TikTok, but other than that,
I don't know what the point of her is. I don't know, you're not an actor, like I'm, yeah, so I don't know. Sometimes she says some kind of interesting things like on her TikTok. But other than that, I don't know what the point of her is.
I don't know. You've got an actor like I'm.
No. Yeah. So I don't know what she does.
Just good abs.
Yeah. Okay. Now get ready for this story, Chris.
Oh.
And I'm sorry. We are talking about it.
Oh.
Bring on your one-star reviews.
I'm talking about it.
Okay. Go ahead.
I feel I can speak on this.
Yeah. I am a woman. I am a sorority girl. Okay
At the University of Wyoming. Mm-hmm. Capacapa gamma. Okay
Annie member of Capacapa gamma. So is her sister. Is that right? Yeah, look at that. I am a Phi Beta. Yeah, and
in this sorority, they, what happens for those that don't know, I wondered how
much it might have changed when I wanted to ask the younger girls. We'd have this thing
called rush. The girls would go to all the houses. You have to, you can't just pick them
like the guys. You have to go to all the houses. And then, then you get your card and they
say, these four houses would like to see you again. You've been dropped by these, whatever.
And you keep meeting people.
And then on when you're on the other side and you're looking for the recruits, you talk
to your sorority sisters and you say, okay, when you meet these people, like score them
and tell us what you like about them.
But also, don't be somebody that just, because they're nice to you, think, are they going
to enjoy being around us for the next four years? because we might not be the right house for them. Another house.
Maybe that isn't ranked as high in society of the of the campus, but just all based on looks.
Okay. Yeah.
Might be a more a better vibe. You know, so then is this still happening in today's and the HBO HBO Mac show is coming out.
Yeah, on what about the alabama ross right so this is an interesting type to talk
about the topic so then
so then what would happen is then we would like rank the girls and the girls
that have then they would go on preference night who ranks the girls we can't
we would sort of rank the girls but the but the top top people in our
house would sort of say yes and they'd have an advisor from
national that would say, I think these girls would be great. But also, if you're not the top top house,
you may not get, we may not get our top people. But we got to fill it because we need the
do's and our house is huge. And we want to have a pledge class of 45 girls, okay? Depending on
like university. So that we would go through that and do that.
And but we would, in my day, which is early 90s,
we would say, now think about it, you guys.
Would you set this girl up with your boyfriend's best friend?
Okay.
And that's an important thing to think about
because if the answer is no,
then this girl's not gonna be included
as she should be in the social circle.
She's gonna be left out. If anyone has a child like I do right now, a woman, a female, my daughter, I would forcibly
stop her from doing something like this.
Well I will encourage her to and I will write her a letter recommendation.
Never, never, never.
Well you're a man and I will.
I never would put her through such a thing.
Well anyway, once you get into the right house yeah
it can really make
your college experience really fun because you don't have to worry about where
i'm going for the game whatever
go to the house
everybody in the house at noon all walking over to the coliseum together
we have instant friends you make friends you have a place to live with me
as it is there's so many positives outside of people
once you get in the judge you on looks. Yeah, once you get in
the right place, but okay, now what's happening here is the are
now several girls. I don't know how many between like seven
and 12. Okay, that are suing Kappa Kappa gamma, the national of
them. And maybe even the university i'm not sure
right have an attorney
because they
um... pledged a transgender woman
all
this transgender woman doesn't live in the house but will be living there in the fall
right and she has
according to this lawsuit
um... has genital male genitalia has been aroused by them has been staring at
that is lurking around now the other part about it is this woman is right here
in the picture do you see
yeah yeah now you can see the other girls this is a comical
this literally looks like a sketch it's real real. It's real. Okay. Yeah.
What I'm saying is this is not the trans woman.
This looks like a Chris Fawley movie post.
This is not the trans woman pre 2020 trans woman.
Who got the surgery, you know,
really wanted to pass this trans woman.
Yeah.
This woman is 62 and 260 pounds.
Right.
And is wearing a beanie and.
There's this cap on it.
No, already promoting the brand.
And you know, it's not, this is not Dylan Mulvaney trans woman.
Yeah.
You know, this is, this is not that.
This is not Gigi Gorgeous.
This is not, you know, know so anyway so she's there and
but it's mainly their feeling uncomfortable about it and they finally are like no this
just isn't right and they are suing so then my question was will like didn't they all
vote on her and so in the investigation work I've done apparently it's my opinion that
the national through the last three and four years
of what's going on in societies
really encourage diversity
really encouraged
you know picking the girls that aren't exactly like you right and part of that
was
trans right so they chose this
woman uh... trans woman to join
and now these girls are like i'm not having the experience i thought i'd have
i'll never get these years back you cannot pledge one house and the next year
pledge another you're they're done they can only be a capa whether they leave the
school or not that's it so they want to make their experience right they want her
kicked out she's not leaving okay and but my thing is if she was a
biologically born female who was six to and two hundred eighty pounds
they would never chosen her
they would have never chosen her okay sure
because i think that's not the only thing i don't know if this is just a
scoop this is my opinion
if you don't like it
find another podcast i have to speak up on this guy because i am telling you
the truth if it was a biological woman six to two hundred eighty pounds
she would not bend the pledge right because she's a trans woman
and they wanted they were trying to set something in motion sure
that they're being nice or whatever
now this girl is there and that girl
this trans woman is not
having a good time or maybe she is because she's you know i apparently like
whacking off in the
corner. I don't know what she's doing. They're not comfortable. Right. And so now the lawsuit is going.
Yeah. I'll say this. There is probably there are some people who can sit in a group of women
and not just whack off in the corner. I wanted them. I can, I can sit amongst women. Of 10, 20, that's 30 people. And I don't, I'll never feel the need to whack off in the
corner. I don't know if this woman was whacking off, but they, they don't feel safe with this
person around. Okay. Also just, again, a very large human, but also a male biological
human is now in their safe space.
So the authorities were built 200 years ago because there were so few girls going to
college.
They were like, here's a safe place for you that you can live in this house and support
each other and all this other stuff.
And now this isn't-
It's not safe anymore.
Another case that happened was this-
I'm going to guess it's probably pretty safe still. That's just my opinion. At the capa house. Yeah. With this person around. Yeah.
Yeah, you know what, Chris. I get it. I get it. I I don't want to say from the last
discussion. Uh huh. Because you know, a lot of people sided with you. A lot of people
get. Well, I just want to say as a woman, right?
I don't have a chance.
I think if one girl loses a scholarship,
if one girl gets physically hurt playing,
if one person is affected in the prison system,
if one person doesn't have the experience
that she deserves to have when she's at college
with this infinite amount of years,
that's one too many and it's not okay.
Okay.
And so it's like, it's just not okay and I'm just done with this because I don't even
feel like if someone wants to be a trans woman and go into my bathroom and go into the
stall, I have no problem with that.
I really don't.
But locker rooms and stuff, with male genitalia being exposed to young girls, not okay.
Okay, my only opinion and what I tried to say last time was don't you think there
are larger issues in the world no i don't
oh please
they're shooting children in schools i know but we don't talk we don't talk about
it i know what i know about my show why you talking about vandipram that's not
my show right are agreed but it is a large issue because if we don't nip it in
the bud now there will be no more
sororities there will be no more that's not true.
It's just not true.
This is I think it's we're talking about.
Are you glad that this is fair and I think it's a story.
There is girls.
So why can't I have my opinion?
Because these you can but these girls were afraid to come forward just like the girls were
afraid to come forward on the swim team with Leah Thompson the only one that came forward was Riley. Like because they're afraid I was afraid to come forward on the swim team with Lea Thompson. The only one that came forward was Riley.
Like, because they're afraid, I was afraid to come forward.
I was afraid to talk about it.
You remember a few years ago, a bed bugs.
Do you remember bed bugs?
Remember when we all were freaking out about bed bugs?
We wouldn't go into hotel rooms.
I remember three.
We wouldn't buy clothes from other ventilation.
Yes.
We wouldn't buy clothes from our Abacrombian Fitch because of bed bugs.
We all, and it was on every, the New York Post was obsessed with it. Yes bed bugs are everywhere and we were freaking out
We wouldn't everybody I can't go into that hotel room that bed bugs and then a few weeks later you didn't hear it
Everybody sleeps in hotels. You know anything about bed bugs. I don't think this is going but this isn't going away
They're hard driven by the New York Post. No, no, it. They're real. So you're taking these girls all made this up.
This is a real thing.
No, I'm not saying that.
No, I'm saying that.
I'm saying it.
I'm saying it.
So this is a real story.
This is a real, OK, another story that happened was a,
this is a real story.
It's either a higher Idaho.
I'm sorry I get those states mixed up.
OK, but one of those states transgender woman went
into the YMCA and they was arrested because
male genitalia was exposed to women, so indecent proposal.
These are all outliers.
She went.
She went.
I know, but why do we have to put up with it?
She put up.
So they arrested her.
There is a trial and the defendant says, I don't believe these women and some of their
daughters were traumatized by seeing male genitalia because my transgender client is so obese
that her foopa covered her genitalia and the male judge cited with the woman
and said two bad ladies right we don't believe that you saw the dick because
the person was so obese.
Okay.
So I guess we just won't, so here's the thing.
If you want to go to the gym, whatever, take a shout out home.
I know everything.
I rarely use, I never go in the gym.
I don't use the gym shout.
Like go take the shout home.
Yeah.
Like that's the thing.
I mean, no problem.
You can go, go rowing at the rowing situation in the marina.
Don't take a spot from a girl at Harvard. Right.
Right. That's a thing. I'm no problem. You can go rowing at the rowing situation in the marina. Don't take a spot from a girl at Harvard.
Like that's it.
Like you can be who you want to be.
If you are a hair model and you shaved your head, you shouldn't expect to still get a modeling
contract for hair products.
Right.
Like you can't have it all.
Okay.
I've been...
You cannot have it all.
Got it.
And bring it on people. They're going to be mad at me. Okay, I've been you cannot have it all got it and
Bring it on people. They're gonna be mad at me But like I said, I have no I have nothing with people living their life
It just shouldn't infringe on the rights and opportunities and safety of
Biological women who want to have these things that we've had for hundreds of years got it the luxury I had in
1988 of joining the sorority
did not include, am I gonna one day have to share
a five woman room with a biological male?
That was not part of me paying $500 a month
and my dues and everything living in this house
that was not part of it.
So I think it is smart at these girls to do it
because they are protecting the future of
The institution of sororities for the future to come I want to say anything there could be
Tensor worries like this next year and then there could be 30 and then it's all co-ed and then it's and then it's
Right, and then it's it's a it's a private institution. We don't have they don't have to do it
They don't have to include people that they don't want to include
Okay, I want you to know that now because you went down this road go down it
I am now going to get 700 comments where they don't have a picture. It's just a soaring eagle
Is there is their picture on Instagram a picture? Yeah, and the eagles carrying a flag and they, and these are the people are going to attack
me for, I'm not saying anything on this one.
I'm out.
Listen, listen, I, just because I fainted after saying I was vaccinated, I, that was the
worst thing that happened to me.
First, I thought it was great because I got a viral video out of it.
No.
The liberals think that I am on the side of the anti-vaxxers.
Right.
And the conservatives think I'm a lib tart that got vaccinated so many times. They
like, why are you still living you, vaccine horror?
Right.
So I'm like, I literally gained not one fan in the whole fucking thing.
All I did was get vaccinated, joke about it, and fate.
Yeah, I know, people come up to me after shows,
they're like, how's your friend?
They're like angry, like, like, why you mad at me?
If you're a Christian, aren't you happy that I lived?
Yeah, I'm happy that you're like, I mean, I, yeah.
You don't have to cover that fourth jab, or I'm like,
I don't know, like, anyways.
Can I also say that in this picture, which'm like, I don't know. Like, anyway, so can I also say that,
please in this picture, which is hilarious.
It literally isn't SNL sketch,
from like, they couldn't do this SNL sketch today.
This is a 10 years ago.
Yeah, this is Jack Black missed the perfect opportunity
for a role, or Chris Farley, or you name it.
And I don't think she has champagne,
the only one without champagne in this one.
I don't know if that's a problem.
I don't know if that's a problem.
It's not the right place for her.
She could be included at a better situation on campus
than joining Capacapa Gamma.
I mean, this picture looks so comical.
Have we done the background check that this is not,
like I said, because it is.
It is real. No, because I saw
another photo of her and they've already done news conferences. So I do know this is 100% real.
Right, right. All right. Well, and now I'm more fascinated. You know, and I don't like it's,
I'm more fascinated by the sorority. I'm in my wife telling me about it. Like, she was in a house
too at USC. Yes, that's where you get along. And they walked down the street like and the guys would
sit out on there and whistle at us. I loved it. Oh my God. I loved it. But I have a daughter.
It's good time. No, I couldn't do that anymore. I thank God. Well, it was fun. I'm not saying
it's not. Let me just tell you. after being four years at an all-girl high school
When I got to SC and I walked down the row and I saw shirtless guys playing volleyball to music and being like hey
What's up? I get it? I was like of course. I'm a fucking heaven. Right. No, I get it
I get it. I loved walking past their porches on Friday
Where they got drunk and whist sell that me like construction workers i
we're attractive
there are other people who may be the night the whistle stone happen and then
there you know that it'll affect them as they're
know what does it like this gal
let me have my
right and of course i'll let you have your fun i get it
but i don't care i will still drink get it but i don't like i'll be honest with you i'll be honest with you
i will still drink a but like i don't care i like but like i like to
doon
that deal and fault by way by the way that it's not dilland's
mullet um... melanie's fault that everybody gave her all these deals
yeah
mullin
not dealing mullinies fault that everyone gave her these deals right
so i don't hate on her take your money when you can take it. Right. You know, but
Bud Light, it was not a great move for them, apparently. The funny thing was it wasn't even
a move. They just made one can with her face on it. This is what it was not in again. And
she was also not a spokesperson for Tampex. That also was not right. She held up Tampex's
while she was saying, this is my 10th day of being a woman. How did these things work? And
she kind of mocked it, which people didn't like. Yeah. Um, you know, but she was not a
spokesperson for Tampex. Right. Yeah. Anyway, moving on. Britney Spears, the price of
freedom, TMZ did a documentary. I'm sure on her, I have to say, just to review the documentary, our friend Dr. Drew was on it.
Yes.
But really, if you watched her Instagram, there is absolutely no new information this gave.
They basically had people saying she still could make a lot of money if she went and did a show.
Yeah, we know that.
She hasn't talked to her kids, her boys in a year.
That's really sad.
Yeah.
She.
I hadn't really seen her kids talk too much.
We do see the kid, I don't know, it's not.
The kids are great.
They have some.
The kids are good, good looking boys.
I'm glad they have each other.
They have each other.
So can we finally agree that maybe Fataline
was kind of a decent father or is he a horrible
person?
Seems like he's doing fine with those kids, right?
I think thank God for Kevin Fetaline.
And you know, that is their home.
That is their, he has another wife since her that he had a couple of kids with.
That's, they're probably their mother figure because, you know, she's not there and she's yeah
One thing that I that I someone said was when someone's in her mental state
Instead of her when her son's express concern for her
They a person like that does not see it as concern. They see it as you're betraying me right?
You're betraying me and they're like no, I'm just like worried about you
I just want you to get better. Oh, you want me to get better.
You know, why don't you just do everything?
I just wanted some coffee to drive my car.
Like, and the boys are just like,
and you know the boys lover,
but at this time they're just like,
you can't deal with it.
And they're like, just come hopefully in a few years,
they can come back together.
But like, yeah, I don't blame the boys,
I don't blame Kevin. I mean, and then, oh, what's Kevin end in all the friends? What's Kevin
going to do when he stops getting that money? And she's like, when you all stop getting the money,
they're going over those videos that she did. Like, I give you 40,000 a month, 24 each kid, I guess.
And that's going to stop when you're all 18, then what? Yeah. And yeah, hopefully they will be successful
and they're good looking kids.
I mean, and hopefully they do whatever they want to do.
But like, yeah, they said that she had $60 million,
it's going way down.
Sam, I mean, listen, I've said this.
Sam's life cannot be a good time.
No.
It's not a good time.
And everyone's like, oh, he gets to go to Hawaii
and he gets to live in a Calabasas house.
Let me tell you something.
Yeah, his Hawaii is not.
The fun of being with someone like
that has $60 million that lives in LA
is that you also get to meet some other fun
interesting people and go to dinner at Craigs.
Right.
You know, you do want to get one drink at Joey's
they had to leave
yeah in Woodland Hills like there is no fun there that's why he just goes and leaves and works out
and then he has to go see her and then she's like spinning around and like it's not it's not a good
time I mean thank god she has him but at the same time like yeah how much is he really I mean I
do think they love each other but like it's not like he's benefiting from a fabulous life here
I do like the fact that TMZ got they were like probably out there looking for experts Dr. Drew was very good on it
Yeah, as the music expert they got Paul and that's what I was just about this. I literally said
I said and he take a photo of this guy because well, it's Paul like he's very famous if you're 90 years old
Paul like his very famous, but I'm like all the people
They're like and he's like she's if she went to Vegas. She could still sell out
She's one of the top five performers and then they show him black and white his hit song
Put your head on my shoulder
I'm like funny to me. I got the same thing. I'm like Chris is gonna die.
That's why I'm like Chris, even if you skim through this, I just need you because I need to talk
about that this was the music expert, which tells you that either everyone turned down.
Right. You know. Yeah. But the fact that Paul Anko was and in order to show who Paul Anko was,
they play Put Your Head on my shoulder which is
To show how far things have gone changed
He had a hit song will put your head on my shoulder and now is like parking on that truck and Matt you know, I know I can't have
Seconded up big old dick. I know I remember when I the first time I heard that song it was potsy was singing it that's right on
Happy days because that was movie that show came out in the 70s that was about the 50 and I was singing it on on happy days because that was a movie that
show came out in the 70s that was about the 50 and I was watching it going oh
I'm in love with potsy this song yeah but yeah like I mean good for him but I
was like really I know but I think T.M. Z could have gotten the can we get
so I mean the production value it's just like I don't know I they put whatever
well T.M. Z they make these things on them you know they don't know it's just like I don't know. I they put whatever well TMZ they make these things on them, you know They don't know
She was just her but you know she she's keeps going with her stuff
And I do have to read what she wrote in the last day after it came out. Oh
I'm so excited about this month. I'm remodeling three rooms in my house
I'm actually just getting white paint and going to repaint the rooms myself
I've never painted a room before, so I'm pretty excited.
Don't laugh.
My husband has given me free will to do whatever I want.
Of course he has.
He's like, here.
Paint, here's some fumes.
Yeah, right.
Go paint that room by yourself for three days.
Yeah.
And I'm going to the gym.
And while you're in that room, cover the walls with rubber and stay in there.
My girlfriend also just redid her bathroom and it's absolutely beautiful.
What girlfriend?
What girlfriend? Richie, who is this girlfriend?
The one girl, maybe she went to a bar with one girl.
There's no girlfriend that she went over to her house and the girl,
and you're telling me there's some girl in Calabasas that's read modeling her
own bathroom and painting it herself.
No, that's friends with Brittany.
Yeah. And then they go shopping for those weird out like there isn't. that's read modeling her own bathroom and painting at herself now that's friends with britney
and then they go shopping
for those weird out like there isn't i just some like okay wouldn't be
amazing if was that girl from the sorority
uh...
the june skool world it's
but red chest
all her support is to be real mean to her at the university of what i think
girl you come over we are being real mean to her at the University of Wyoming. So I said, girl, you come over.
We are going to redo our bathrooms together.
Let's paint this room with me.
Fuck this, cap, cap, cap, bullshit.
Cap, cap, cap, cap.
Oh, excuse me.
Okay, she really inspired me.
So if I'm not up to date with Instagram, don't worry all.
I'm an interior designer at the moment.
Wow.
Listen, in the end, isn't it all,
thank God I believe mentally I'm pretty normal
and I'm not saying it's abnormal to have mental health issues.
But like of Kanye earlier,
like the guy's obviously got mental health issues.
And so does she.
And so now you gotta look at it that way.
Like forget all this pre-Britney bullshit and all that. and so did she. Yeah. And so now you gotta look at it that way. Right.
Like forget all this pre-bredine bullshit and all that.
Like this girl has mental health issues.
Where do we go from here?
Yeah.
Because this is the person who she really is.
Father and no father,
or Samuskari, no it's Kari.
She wants, she's to spin around, you know, singing.
Basically what Dr. Drew said is,
without the conservatory,
there's
nobody making her go to therapy or stick to a regular medical amount.
She doesn't have to take her pills or anything.
And that's where people get in trouble.
So how do you change that?
How do you get somebody?
Because Sam would have to be, you would have to be Sam would have to try and I mean, he's
not going to.
Yeah.
So in the meantime, there is no income coming in.
She didn't take Spencer, Pratt's advice
to start an only fans.
I was that.
Or even if she did Instagram subscription.
Yes!
I know.
I mean, why don't you just do that then?
Yeah.
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what,
I wonder how many people would really sign up?
I wouldn't, I wouldn't either.
I wouldn't.
Cause you know, would you get nothing.
It would be the same.
They're the same thing. But maybe her fans would. I don't know. Right. Fans are pretty quiet, as you'd say. Anyway,
I didn't. But this one also said, she also said things about how she's starting ballet.
She's starting ballet and that she's it's summer and she's ready to sweat. And she's excited. And
there you can go. I'm stick and said, I'm sticking a watermelon juice.
All right.
All right.
OK.
I don't know if you remember this story.
There was a follow-up.
I remember it well.
So there was this good looking guy.
And he was the cash app founder.
And he was found stabbed in the streets of San Francisco.
Yeah.
The first thought was, what's he doing on the streets
three o'clock in the morning, but obviously some horrible like drug addict, you know, degenerate person that's walking
the streets of San Francisco, which is apparently pretty bad stabbed him. Yeah. They find out that
he was part of this swinger group of these tech people, right? and was sleeping with this woman who was married
okay so they were having an affair and that woman and they were doing drugs and
that woman's brother didn't like that he was sleeping with his married sister and
didn't like that he was doing drugs and somehow they hooked up and got in a
car together and then in his car then he stabbed him on the streets and left him on the streets and that guy has been arrested but he's saying he's not guilty.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, it's a crazy story.
I mean, and I don't know if the guy was married either the Bob Lee, but anyway, that it
was a secret party scene.
Is that the woman?
That was the woman and that's the brother that killed her.
Oh, okay.
That's the, also I think it's weird that the brother,
why are the brothers so involved in his sister's life
just because she was a cheater
and she had a successful husband.
But like, that seems very weird.
That the brother's like, that's a Lori Valov situation.
Like, always like, I'm thinking,
why did the brother have,
she had so much power over her brother
to get him to kill her husband
then he died.
Right.
And he probably had something to do with killing the kids as well.
Like a brother's sister, like, was there some sexual weirdness going on there or is he
like a little mentally off or like-
He's got to be a little mentally off or something.
But was he also involved in like, he was in the Silicon Valley world as well.
I thought, that's what I had read, but maybe.
I mean, who knows, there might be more.
Maybe this Bob Lee screwed somebody.
He was at light too, but like that there was like
a swing or sex party ring about that.
I love the fact that there is a like a whole
swing or sex party underworld that I'm happy I'm not a part
of it because it feel like it's late night.
I don't. I saw a documentary that I forced Brandon Julie to watch that they still will not
forgive me for. Okay. It was called like, oh, or orgasm, orgasm ink. And it was a company
that started in San Francisco, where you would go and join these groups. And it was all these
nerds that had like kind of social weirdness or whatever, it couldn't really make their own friends.
And they'd go and they'd literally like to grow would just be sitting with their leg spread
and they'd be like a seminar and you'd pay all this money and they would like show them
how to like stroke and put a pillow under them and like give them an orgasm and it was so
creepy.
Right.
And then there was like this weird sexual thing among these like nerds, but
I mean, these people are, I guess they're kind of nerds, but they're very good looking
too.
Yeah, in rich and exciting stuff.
The son of El Chapo is hit with the US sanctions over fentanyl trafficking.
El Chapo had four sons.
Okay.
Um, his son lost Chappitos, built a fentanyl empire
that is now poisoning America.
And I just wanna say I always like to try
to do a positive spin on something.
Normally, kids that have, you know,
this is the ultimate nepo baby,
then kind of went off and did his own thing.
Oh El Chapo's kid, yeah, you think that's the best.
Yeah, they didn't just stick with cocaine.
Right.
He was like, you know what?
I'm gonna branch off to my own thing.
I don't need you, dad.
Yeah.
I'm gonna start fentanyl.
Right, yeah.
That's good of him too.
So they were running a fentanyl trafficking operation
fueled by the Chinese chemical and pharmaceutical companies.
And Washington accuses Mexico of allowing these cartels
to produce
the deadly synthetic opioid fentanyl, which that girl bought to kill her husband, which
made a Moscow mule.
The Mexican president also denied the presence of fentanyl in his lab, saying it comes from
China.
Who the fuck knows?
But anyway, this guy, he was arrested at a clinic before he was sent to have surgery. He was going to
get facial surgery so that he would be unrecognizable.
Oh, sorry.
The son.
But then he has been arrested.
Okay.
Or he's been captured by authorities.
Yeah.
He was going to get new hair and a new face. Anyway, so at least maybe by catching him, there
will be some way of stopping this fentanyl. But this story was kind of funny.
This girl, this couple, were caught with 1,500 grams of cocaine and it fell out of a woman's
fake pregnant belly.
So she was going in there in South Carolina, a traffic stop.
And they were observed by police that they were zipping through the lanes and nearly colliding
with an 18-wheeler.
So they pulled them over and they they uh... they said that their
story started to get conflicting so they
they were like asking you know all your pregnant and the girl was saying way too
much information how liars give too much information
like all we conceived on this day and i'm do and all of that all and they're
just like this seems weird and that the pregnant couple was going so fast
everything so then um... she just took off running.
And as she was running, all the cocaine was falling out of her fake belly.
Oh, Jesus.
I just thought that was...
And that's the belly right there in the picture.
That was what the fake belly looked like.
And then, yeah.
I love a fake pregnant story too though.
Yeah, it's always so weird.
There's always rumors of the Beyonce, right?
Yes.
Whether it's true or not.
Our friend Ryan, his church is in trouble.
Is he, was he Hillsong?
Did we ever get like confirmation
that Ryan was Hillsong?
Ryan Baskard.
He's got such a Hillsong look about him.
I know he follows us.
Yeah. And he's a cute guy.
And I don't know what he's really up to.
He's the word you use all the time.
He's truly a delight.
I find him to be the one.
Nice.
Nice.
He was really into being Christian.
And he was part of the Hill Song Church.
He was.
Along with what was the guy from E news?
Jason Kennedy.
Jason Kennedy.
Along with Justin.
They're all have a similar look.
They're like, good looking.
Yeah. They all wear that flat brim hat in the big hat a lot of those
Cuff up their pants not on like mine today and yeah, so there is an FX special coming out about the Hillsong Church and this guy
Who actually they make reference to,
such a funny show you guys,
it's starting its third season, the other two.
It's great.
The best.
I've started watching the third season.
Not yet, no.
Okay, there's only a couple episodes out.
It's so good.
The other two on HBO Max, you guys, it is hilarious.
And it just is a scripted comedy show,
but it references so many things in pop
culture and social media and just a very funny clavit range molly shannons
and it's a good anyway they have a moment where they like this they're clearly
parroting this church but um... so the church was for uh... was informed that
there were incriminating text messages found between carol who is
that the you know main pastor that was Justin Bieber's pastor,
always seen walking on the beach with him with this like perfect dabs and tattooed body. And a woman named Rannem,
Karen M. She identified her as his mistress. Anyway, they, they heard like a park in Brooklyn or something. Right. They met with board members to discuss their membership.
And during that meeting, his behavior with the nanny was questioned as well.
She was also a church member.
His nanny.
And she didn't know that this part of the wife didn't know this was part of the Zoom
call.
And that the nanny was close to family.
And often she was there when she wasn't. And then she accused her of it before, but the nanny was close to family and often she was there when she wasn't and then she accused her of it before but the nanny always denied it so besides having him having this mistress
it got revealed that he was also sleeping with the family nanny
on a zoom and that's how the wife found out
so they were like doing a zoom
with like the church leaders and
in that time i guess he sort of had a heart to heart confession with them.
Right.
About all his indiscretions and felony.
Oh, so they weren't.
That's where she's so.
That's where she's so.
No, so then it came out to be true on the Zoom call.
Soon after the Zoom call, it was announced that Carl had been fired from Hillsong in November
2022, 2020.
Six months later, um, Kimes, is that the nanny?
Or no, that's the wife.
Came forward with allegations that she was sexually
and emotionally abused by the ousted pastor,
whom she did not identify by name, which Carl denied.
Wait, can you just look who Kimes is?
Is that the nanny or the wife?
I think the wife is Laura Lenz.
The wife is Laura Lenz.
Oh, so I think Kimes is the nanny.
So then the nanny now has come out, and is probably filing a lawsuit against the whole big church
Right, which is a wise thing to do anyway. My question is as a woman I was thinking
What is worse, you know not to bring it back to Scandival but find out that your husband is cheating with your best friend mm-hmm
Or your nanny.
Well, best friend. I think I don't know why, but I go with best friend. I think only if
your husband ends up marrying the nanny, then that's way worse. Because here you are a
working woman who hired a nanny who was like the caretaker and everything then your husband sleeping with her
at least you can fire the nanny but if you continue staying with the nanny
then you're like oh my god the caregiver i hired is now caring for my kid
like talk about stepping into the life right and
uh... but i think a best
i mean best friend is bad you lose your best friend
but you can always higher and i another nanny and if your husband marries mean best friend is bad you lose your best friend but you can always higher and i another nanny
and if your husband marries your best friend
she wasn't the main caretaker
i just always think that's just like you think nanny's worse and that's right
nanny's worse and best friend if they end up staying together right
but
i always think nanny just it just proves how
fucking
lazy and dumb men are.
Like literally you go down the hall to fuck someone.
Like you can't try, no more effort is put forth.
Yeah.
Or the best friend who's right there.
Like you couldn't like go on an app.
Right.
You couldn't meet someone an hour away.
I have a nanny, I just wanna let you know
that there's not going on there.
I heard a nanny that I just want to let you know that there's not going on there. I heard a nanny that is just never going to happen.
Okay, just saying.
But then we're really striving for, we thought the same thing.
Signature is going to happen here.
I also feel bad for nannies that are, you know, just attractive.
Right.
A nanny that's like a young 23-year-old that's honestly great with kids. right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right I can actually like run and be with the kids, you know, and everything. But then all your friends are like, are you fucking kidding me?
Right.
That you would, you know, you have that hot thing around your husband.
And then it's like, I remember one time someone said that about my
and he had these triplets that were working for me then the summer.
And they were like, Peter found them because he was friends with their dad.
Uh huh.
And, but he was never alone with them because they were just like, baby sitting
one or his go, well, somebody said that they're like what I go first, but I want to don't you think
Do you do you really think the nanny I would hire?
Like my judgment and nanny is someone that would want to fuck Peter
That's not gonna be good. I'm gonna be going with the children and and then right like the nanny, these girls were smart girls that had aspirations.
Right.
To like, Mary better than I did, and Mary's someone their age.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, right.
Like, I'm not gonna hire a girl that's that dumb that wants to marry some broken 50-year-old.
Fuck up with a meishilt.
Oh, yeah, oh my god.
And hobbling around.
Like, no, girl, I think you're, I'm hiring you because you're a young girl and I'm gonna Fuck up with a me and shit. Yeah, oh my God. And hobbling around.
Like, no, girl, I think you're, I'm hiring you
because you're a young girl and I'm gonna inspire you
to like do better than I did.
And my mistake and I was the plot of the TV show The Nanny.
She was hired as a nanny, friend, dresser initially,
but she wasn't with it.
And then they wound up becoming a couple, right?
He was a widow.
Oh, he was a widow.
But they did become a couple.
Yeah, I think in the end they became a couple. Yeah, right. Oh, he was a widow. But they did become a couple. Yeah, I think in
the end they became right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You know, uh,
crossing professional lines. This story, a dad was traveling with his 13 year old daughter
and he got mistaken for a human trafficker on an American Airlines flight. So then they
brought him aside and they had to interview him and the cabin crew said they wrongly suspected
him of exploring his own daughter.
And anyway, now this happened to my brother-in-law.
My brother-in-law has been married to his wife for now like seven years.
They have a child, but she is from the Philippines and she would no make a bond, even with make
a bond. She looks very young Philippines and she would no make a bond even with make a bond she looks very young and she's very petite and he is older than her. So when
they were going on a cruise they were flying out of Houston which is the hub for sex
trafficking. Is that right? Yeah. Like a lot happens in that in Houston. Oh I didn't
know that. That's where my weird thing happened at my airport
where the guy was knocking on my door.
Oh, that was Dallas.
I don't know Texas.
Texas.
I just think whatever.
Well, I'm performing in Houston at the house of blues.
Oh, no one tried to sex traffic.
Just don't traffic me.
I'll be there.
Anyway, so they were sitting on the plane
and the girls going through with the cart
and my sister-in-law was tired and she's just like, get me a diet coke when they come by whatever they're going to close
by.
So, I think at the time the lady came by and her eyes were then open, but he was being
a gentleman and he's like, I will have a coke and she'll have a diet coke.
And that alerted her in all of her training, the fight attendant, to be like, can she speak?
Does she speak English?
And then that was like, wow, is that offensive,
or maybe she didn't say can she speak English,
but she was like, can she speak?
Or are you controlling her not to speak?
Like they're learned, they're to learn all these signs
and like, you're supposed to do this,
if you're reading sex traffic, I don't know.
And here they're being trained.
This?
Like if you're being sex traffic,
there's some weird sign you're supposed to do.
Like you're supposed to do this you're like supposed to keep an eye
Hand for that. Yeah, okay, and so anyway these poor flight attendants, you know, they're getting trained and everything and
They were fine, but when they told us the story they were offended and when and then even my sister-in-law was like that's not right
I'm on any skipping sex traffic. She's doing a sign right now. Any sex traffic. You guys check traffic any?
No, it's this.
And so anyway, they said, and I said to them both,
and I go, listen, this is what's hard
is because after 9-11, it was,
see something, say something,
but if you say something,
then your anti-Islamic or whatever,
or a homo, or phobic or whatever. And then the same thing with this, like see something, say something, then your anti-Islamic or whatever, you know, or a homo or phobic or whatever.
And then the same thing with this, like see something, say something.
But if you say something, then someone's going to say, oh, you're racist because the person that they're with is Latino or Asian or whatever.
And it's like, well, you told us to say something.
Like, so once I said that to them, they, she was like, you know what, you're right.
And I go, that flight attendant was doing her job. Like, she was like, you know what, you're right. And I go that flight attendant was doing her job.
Like, she was doing her job.
They didn't arrest you guys.
They just were, she was just making sure that you weren't there against your will.
Because.
And that's saying something needs to fly to tendons these days.
Right.
And I'm doing a hell of a lot.
So the comments, some of the comments were like these people,
a racist American airline, she'd be ashamed and sells, lawsuit happening.
And other people were like, no, like they're doing what they're supposed to do.
I guess that's true.
You know, the air, I feel like airports, there's a lot of signs up in every airport.
They're even they make announcements.
They're coming.
I, I don't know what I'm, I feel, because I'm in airports a lot.
I don't know what I'm, how far I should investigate because it says keep an eye out if you see anything.
So I look left and right and that's about the extent of my,
you know, sleuthing of whether or anybody's being traffic.
Yeah.
You know, so I don't want to.
I don't know if I'm doing enough, you know, maybe I should.
I'm always my whole thing is I, you know, it's that's for it.
I just want to, you know, I found one child at Disney.
I just, I like rescuing just kids that just get lost
from their family.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah, yeah.
You found a child at Disney?
Found a child at Disney and he was like four,
or maybe three or whatever.
I'm just telling you, like, I started talking to him.
I could easily have walked him out of there
and taken a price, but then his mom came.
Oh, good.
Which was good.
And then I recently found a kid at Costco.
Okay.
I feel like maybe this is becoming a problem.
And I mean, I get real excited when I find like a toddler
like left alone, like looking around.
Cause I'm just like, I want to be that hero, right?
Yeah.
So then I'm like, hi, hi, what, what do you hold on?
You know, where's your mommy literally?
She's like right there.
I'm like, oh, yeah. She your mommy little, she's like right there. I'm like, oh.
Yeah, she's just like, she walked three feet away.
Oh my God, that's fine.
Anyway, this I thought was kind of funny.
Was she wrong, Sir Mahalli went in the lock?
A traveling influencer got slammed online
after upgrading, she and her husband seats
to business class, leaving her 10 year old son in economy
and
i disagree
you're saying it's it's right i mean
the times i've done that's in the past
i've never had just one kid they've had each other
but we have definitely gone to first class left the boys in the back
with their ipads and their food how old are they at this point? I only started to get first class so they were older they okay
Ten is a little tens a little young yeah, how long I guess the fight was pretty long was like LA to Tokyo
That's pretty long, but the thing is you can get out like 20 hours
That is kind of well. I think that's a little long right, but isn't it like that you can't have rules where you could switch?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I always feel like that you need to stay in your seat
because like of a crash as they need to know.
Because I was always like, well, can't we just switch off?
Like, couldn't I be with the kid for eight hours?
And then you be with the kid for eight hours
and the kid could stay in first class?
I don't think you can, because why we did that?
My wife always flies first class and leaves me down
with the kid in coach.
So, and we haven't switched yet.
I don't know if it's a rule, but my wife won't do it.
I write a flight attendants, I kinda think it's a rule.
Cause otherwise that would work out great.
But I do walk back there.
Cause on everybody would switch first class.
I do walk back there and I'd like give them the cookies and stuff.
Yeah.
And give them extra food.
I think you did that to me once.
You brought me snacks.
What time? I remember. I told you did that to me once. You brought me snacks.
What time?
I remember.
I told you.
I brought you the snacks from first class back in coach.
It's very nice of you.
Thank you.
How do you look awful in this picture?
Johnny Depp received a clause as he walked the red carpet at Cannes when you were after
his amber herd trial.
People were like, I guess he was, he's the toast of the Cannes film festival.
Yes. He was. So he was back in a big way just signed a as a matter of
fact I'm wearing the cologne as we speak.
It's not going to be smelling it yet.
Uh, it's not going to be.
It's not going to be.
It's it's his cologne.
Just kind of 25 minute.
The biggest contract ever for a cologne spokesperson.
You know, because because Amber heard there was those tapes where
she was like, why the fuck did they give you a deal?
You're an old fat man.
Yeah.
Well, he's got a deal so why?
Good.
Biggest one ever.
Good for her.
Good for him.
This article is saying that like people were, what was that?
Is it?
But his ex-wife Amber Hurts friends are trying their best to pour cold water on it.
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of the camp.
Well posting some images who cares.
Yeah.
It seems like the actual people there were very happy to see them.
So who cares about that?
Chris, we're going out to dinner tonight.
Very excited about it.
I mean, and then you, besides the shows you're doing with me and besides everyone listening to cover
to cover which they cover cover covers my podcast come and listen to it
that's fun what else is happening dc improv how about that dc improv may 25th Wednesday night
to Washington dc that's gonna be probably beautiful weather there i know i'm excited about it
yeah Seattle coming to the here after in Seattle that That's June 8th. June 9th. Wow theater. Eugene Oregon
High Desert Music Hall Redmond, Oregon
That's on the 10th of June
11th of June in Portland, Helium. This is what I do now. I just go from city to city
That's great. And then you're coming with me that weekend. You were doing the cities. We're doing the tempi improv and
Yeah, and what is what is West Hampton, New York?
That's like a...
That's a theater.
That is...
That's August 18th.
I'm probably gonna stay on the East Coast somehow.
Yeah.
With some friend who's got a nice home.
I have to send my friend Lisa, I have to send it to her
and see if she's gonna be there.
And you would just say, if not, I'll figure something out. You had a great time in New Lisa, I've just said it to her and see if she's gonna be there.
I'll figure something out.
If not, I'll figure something out.
You had a great time in New York.
I know, I might go to New York a little before all these shows
and hopefully do some press and stuff.
I had a lot of fun in New York.
It was gorgeous weather.
Yeah.
And had such a good time.
Good.
Yeah.
I'll be out.
I got my Hampton's house July 2nd to the 15th.
Bon. Like to warm on talk, but it's, you know, sitting in your outfits together. I got my Hampton's house July 2nd to the 15th.
Boun, like to one-month talk, but it's, you know,
I'm getting your outfits together.
You have a little time to figure them out.
I have a little time, but I, yeah, it is.
You have got like some white linen shirts,
some light blue.
I'm going to a weird thing right now
because on my birthday is Sunday,
and I'm getting to an age now where I have to,
there are certain outfits I just can't wear anymore.
You mean the short shorts, like that?
Yeah, well, yeah.
That's wonderful.
I left those one time at Forchens House
only to a pool party years ago at Forchens House
and I left my little shorts there.
You're swimming shorts, you mean?
Yes, yes.
And Forchens call and she's like,
I don't know if they're yours or your wives.
And I hate to say that, but there's little tiny shorts here.
And I, I hope they're not, but I said, yeah, they're mine.
They're my shorts.
And I got them back.
Yeah.
Along with your cosmetic bag.
Yeah.
Oh boy, oh boy, what is my life, you know?
Anyway, I'm excited to get back on the road with you.
It's been a while.
It's been a while, we're gonna have so much fun. We were real good there. We were getting good when we did like,
I believe it was DC, it was our last show. Yes. Yes. This will, the 10B will be stand up, but we
talk all about the pop culture. You're going to see two headliners for, you know, together.
And the air is going to be stand up. Stand I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft. I'm the airsoft.
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But, no, I don't think so.
I think everyone's excited to go.
It's a juicy scoop of extravaganza and San Diego.
Yeah, all right.
This is all very exciting.
It's all wonderful.
Huntington, New York is my hometown.
I know.
It's my people, the Paramount Theater.
That's gonna be fun.
I know.
So come out Long Island.
It's tough to get those Long Islanders out of the house,
but they love you, so.
Okay, well, we'll work it out. We have a few months to promote it. So,
we're okay. And Las Vegas. And Las Vegas and everything is at HeatherMcDonald.net.
This like a memorial day weekend in Las Vegas. I mean, it's so fun. It's so fun. It cannot
get more fun than that. Is it, do I still have Vegas left in me though? Am I too old?
Absolutely not.
As it moved on from me.
Because you go like once, twice a year,
you can still love it.
You just can't go more than that.
Like if we're all at a club,
people are gonna be like,
what is going on with that?
Absolutely not.
Okay.
We are going to be laughing our asses off
and having fun. Come on.
I want sounds amazing.
Thank you for having me.
Love you.
Goodbye.
Bye.
People say you never say love me back. Is that weird that weird love you back I always say love you back you
turn off already okay good I always say according to the fans you don't I say
love you back I always do okay