Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Vanderpump Post Cards, Erika Jayne’s New Man with Sarah Colonna

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

I am on tour! Get tickets at https://heathermcdonald.net/ Sarah Colonna and I talk about 82-year-old Al Pacino and his 29-year-old baby mama. Bethenny Frankel makes a false claim about me in her comments, and I have the receipts to prove it. Erika Jayne’s new elderly man says they are just friends, but his past is crazy and juicy. Raquel is allegedly now sending postcards to Tom and Ariana’s house. Teresa accuses Joe and Melissa of having a hand in her and Joe Guidice going to prison. My favorite dwarf/child/adult adoption story continues. Is Jlo dressing like Jennifer Gardner now? Are makeup artists going to be required to identify as the person whose makeup they are doing to get hired in Hollywood? Get extra juice on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop/posts https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Sarah on Instagram @sarahcolonna1  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Yeah. Juicy scoop. Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Thanks again for everyone. It came to my Vegas show. You still have until Saturday to watch my streamer.

If you'd like to watch that live show, you can go to Heather McDonnell.net. All of my tickets are there including my next show which is at the Tempe improv with your favorite. Chris for Angel and we will be doing stand-up all new stand-up both of us. That's at the Tempe improv June 16th and 17th. You go to Heather McDonnell.net. All of my dates are there along with my fun merch and of course the Extra Juicy Show every Friday. You want to get that extra juicy. You've seen it.

Subscribe, get it. I'm going to have such a juicy take on the Vanderpump reunion too because I'm going to be watching it at Sheenah's house and I'm going to wait wearing my Heather Heather shirt. You've heard of Tom Tom, two Heather's that came to my show made me a Heather Heather shirt and I'm very excited. So look for that on my Instagram. Now let's get into our fun guest. Everyone loves her. Sarah Kelona. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have fabulous comedian hair model, beautiful glowing skin. Sarah Kelona back from a-trip to cobble, a fun, boning, Prince Harry slash John Ryan, your husband, who looks like Prince Harry,

cuter than Prince Harry, much cuter than Prince Harry. Prince Harry is not looking that cute lately, but your husband still is, how are you? I'm good, I'm good, we had a nice time, I'm happy to be back, except I'm sad that it's gloomy. I don't like this gloom. Yeah. I don't wanna lose my tan. Yeah, I don't want to lose my tan. Well Let's just talk about something. I saw your TikToks and your your reals about something very exciting that you were able to do

Get it got your real wet. It did would you explain? Yes, I was able to pack for a 10-day trip No care. No checks baggage, all carry on. Now how did you do it? I, you count out your outfits. You really have to plan it. You got your plan it? Yeah, you can't bring any extra bullshit. And you count out your shoes.

It is easier with summer clothes. 100%. Yeah. So for the shoes, did you, because what I did it for St. Bart's, I wore tennis shoes. I bought one pair of like flip-flop sandals, one wedge. That's it. I wore my tennis shoes on the plane.

Yeah. That's the one thing you always have to do. Yeah. And then I brought a few pair of flip-flops, but they're so small. Yeah. So I didn't bring, I don't do any wedges in Cabo, because I wasn't good.

I just stick with the flops. And they take up a lot of room. They do, yeah. So any special rolling, wow. Good. Stick with the flasks. And they take up a lot of room. They do. Yeah. So any special rolling lot of rolling. I roll all, you know, it's that all the summer dresses. You can roll those up pretty easily. Oh, right. Well, God, congratulations. Thank you. I feel really good about myself. You really should. Um, I don't know if you heard the great news. Just I know you always love cute baby news. This young couple Al Pacino 82 is said to become a dad yet again for the fourth time. With this 29 year old girlfriend she's expected

any day. She's eight months pregnant. Wait, does it? I thought Robert De Niro isn't he? You having no idea? He just had one too. Oh, okay. What? I don't know why I'm not there. They're just in competition, but they are basically the same person. What? So he has the four kids. He has twins and another child and then this one. Here's a photo from page six where he just looks like young and vibrant. Just a young, cute young dad. He's really ready to handle a baby. Yes.

Who's going to change who's diapers? No, that's not for me. It's me. Well, she's going gonna have her hands full. But here she is on a yacht and her name is Afala. Afala? Afala. I don't know how to say it either. But she is went to USC that she went to film school at UCLA. She's 29. They've been together for a while. Couple of other things she dated Clint Eastwood.

She dated Mick Jagger. So she clearly has a type. And the type, someone with a big bank account that might die soon. Yeah. The type is elderly legend and in the film industry and music. So, you know, she's used to the skin, she's used to everything. Yeah. And she's gonna have this baby. I mean, it's

obviously you're not probably gonna be around, I'm 82, he's got some life left in him, no problem, okay, we're, you know, but he's not going to be around for big events in this child's life. So you just have to, I guess, go into that knowing it. I mean, I'm, I don't, I'm just surprised people can still bone. I think it's a lot of, I don't think it's a missionary bone. Right. Because that would take a lot of upper chest strength.

I think it's you're in the chair. Upper chest strength. How do you do missionary? The guy like has to, have you ever tried to be a guy? It's a workout. Oh, I know. Yeah, we always do this. How have you ever done those core planks?

Yeah. And then thought about if you also had to then do that, like you need some upper body strength. I guess that's true, that's so weird. Yeah, I'm still a missionary because I'm tired. Exactly, I'm a pillow princess, but I'm just saying if you're 82, I think it's, he is laying down.

Yeah. In one of those, you know, temperaturated, like hospital bed things. They do the Viagra, she hops on and it comes off pregnant. I remember like all those expressions that he would say and I cannot even say where he'd be like, wow! Who are you?

Like, yes, totally. Doesn't he, it wasn't it, wasn wasn't him in one movie where he was like, you had your chance and you blew it. It was the one where he was blind. That was like a lot of stories. Yeah, a lot of stories. Oh, that was a good one. So anyway, good for her.

Now, Randall Emmett, you're aware of her Randall Emmett. He's Lala's ex. I was just in a documentary about him right i saw uh... he used to do gco q wrote an article about him couple years called the geyser movies or something and it was that he did these movies and he would pay alpichino uh...

bruce willis and there is a what was the other one that just had the baby too? Robert De Niro. Robert De Niro, like $11 million for a week or $2 million a day, whatever, and they would do these movies and they were not cinematically fabulous. They weren't great scripts. They were like cheesy blow-up movies. But by having them on the poster, then people go,

oh, this must be good. And you guys have to do it because they keep having babies with younger women. Like if you listen, old actors, if you just like stick with your second or third wife, just stick with that till you die and don't have any more babies post 70, you don't have to do these cheesy movies and meanwhile randall um... his houses in pre for closure which means he's missed at least three i this my understanding allegedly three payments of the mortgage so now listen randall needs a job

that out of the job i see another like that Randall needs a job. Alpacino needs another kid to put the college. I see another like, we're bringing out the old detective to solve a crime and he's gonna just have a couple moments where he just, they just plop him in and he, they just film it real quick and he's like, ah, you know, and he just, oh, we're a momentary, he's an old judge or an attorney or something

and then moving on, then one day I'll film, two dollars, and that'll pay for the baby's first couple years of life. They can probably just print that script up in AI after just your description right now. Oh god, don't say that, doesn't it? I'm just a fire for the writers. I know, I know, I'm saying that's what someone's going to do. I think you probably could, yeah.

I know. Speaking of which, I was out to dinner with Lala and Katie last night, and I was so happy to find out because Lala told me like I could not talk about this, but I don't care, I'm talking about it. She had to pay Randall half of all her podcast money every month up until just last month. From the moment she left him. How long were they, but how long have they been apart? Like, a couple years, and officially divorced, right?

They were never married. But they started the podcast together. So it went from give them Lala with Randall to just give them Lala, but even though it was give them Lala, somehow she still had to give him half of every or a huge portion of the one down to like thirty after a huge portion and so when people are saying like she's a gold digger and she gets her money even though she was getting child support

she always had to give him more every month then the child support oh my god and it just ended and that must have been because of the contract how it started or whatever. Yeah. I don't know what it is, but I was just so frustrated

by that every time I'd ask her, I'm like, do you still have to give him your half your ad money? Like, I was just like, my mind was just like fucking blue. Yeah, especially when he's not having anything to do with it anymore. And not like he's helping or reading him nothing. No. Absolutely nothing. So it's probably just how,

because they signed a contract for a certain amount of time. I don't know if that's what she was advised to do and that's what she did. And like, oh, like just pisses me off so was at a GC thing happened to me this weekend. I saw this. You did okay. So Bethany Frankl best known as real house face of New York though she said a lot of things businesses, Skinny Grow Margarita. I've had so many opportunities, so many television shows, so many different projects. Everything everyone is always

asking to do a man thing because I'm fucking good at it. I'm fucking smart. I know everything, but I have decided to throw all those TV offers away to just do TikToks where I go to like Red Lobster and cheesecake factory and talk about the house. Fucking amazing. Fucking delicious. Wouza, designed and story a YouTube channel about it. Because that's what you do when you have a lot of offers and television, you say, I don't want to be, I don't want a Netflix series.

No. No. I want to just focus everything on my TikTok and my YouTube show, because I want full control. And there's so much more money in that, as people would obviously know, I'm just like, girl, like, do you why do you think I have a podcast that you use to channel?

Because there were no other television opportunities for me, the first monkey person to admit it, just admit it, you know, like just, so anyway, I had said when she's down that she's going to red lobsters and chain restaurants and reviewing them, because a lot of people review restaurants and she probably thought that was a big deal on TikTok so I'm gonna copy that because she does it it'll be funny. Does that have any original ideas? So anyway she so someone wrote

under her comment, I heard Heather say on juicy scoop that this was middle-class cosplay and it's the best description on these videos. And then she wrote who? And then they wrote, I hope Heather sees this. And then she writes, Bethany writes, oh wait, I think that I think it's that girl who kept emailing us to work together, got it. Yeah, jealousy is a hard disease to cure. I hope you don't have it, little smiley, kissy face. I saw that, so you have to, I, Well, I'll tell you what's great about the fact that my husband

started the Heather DeBias at Hotmail account. So a lot of people make fun of that. I still have a Hotmail account back in 1999. And obviously, you know, I didn't know how to start a email account and we weren't even engaged and he made it Heather DeBias and so I then was forced to marry him and I've had to stay in this marriage ever since. Yeah because you can't change your hotmail and you can change your name. What the good news is is I remember everything and I have that hotmail account

and I do remember emailing Bethany and it was absolutely never to work together and it's from 2009 and here it. If you ever want to Skype, let me know on Chelsea. If you ever want to see, if I Chelsea ever wants me to Skype. Bethany and Jill Zaren, they came on Chelsea lately. Chelsea was like, do I want these real housewives? Who do you suggest? Bethany and Jill both want to come on? And they go, oh, they would be funny together. At this time, they are best friends.

And I'm the only one watching the show. Yep. So I remember you had to do all the homework on that show for us. So they had a fun interview. And the three of us hit it off and we exchanged numbers. And I'm like, in a little bit, I'm going to be going to New York to pitch my first book. So I'll have like three days there. So we have some funny like writing back and forth about watching the show which I watched.

And then I wrote on May 4th, I will be in New York Wednesday night through the 15th. We'd love to get together for dinner Wednesday or Thursday night. If either or hopefully both of you are free, me know I emailed both of them and then she goes sound sounds great Molly when can we get together well somewhere in between then she and Jill have a fallout on the show and then the final thing was can't do it but if Chelsea wants me on Skype let me know and I never wrote her back after that that was it high-bathany

talk about coming with the receipts from two thousand nine i hardly think that's me saying let's work together but the need i'm dying to be on your show i'd like to be your assistant and like and there's nothing like that no there's nothing let's collaborate and then after this she did have her talk show and I was on it once. And we were fine.

I did her show once, that's it. And I'm like, girl, your TikToks are doing well. Good for you. Good for you that you have a YouTube channel. Just don't try to act like you have all this going on when you've tried all these other things and the only thing anyone wants to talk to you about is housewives. So she went on Kelly and Mark thing anyone wants to talk to about is housewives.

So she went on Kelly and Mark and all they did was ask her about housewives. Right. So that's what she's known for and it's fine. Just embrace it. Who cares? It is. And you say first of all middle class cosplay for going to these restaurants is so funny and so accurate. And she should embrace that and lean into it because that is what she's doing. Isn't that the way? Yeah, people like, they love to know that she liked the lobster or whatever. Who cares?

Yeah. Just have fun with it. Why does she have to get better about it? I don't know. She blocked me, so to have gone, someone else's account to find it. But I have this. Meanwhile, Erica Jane was seen walking around Vegas

when I was there. This is my girl, Tanya's post. She sent this to me With this guy and everyone's like it's her new boyfriend blah blah blah and there was a little bit more to it so There's some interesting stuff about him. It looks like a while. She looks real skinny Well, I was about to say she looks very thin I've been also those shoes look very uncomfortable to walk around Vegas and those floors I'm not kind of high to shoe. Wow. she's a you're right. I'm impressed. Okay.

His name is Jim Wilkes and he says he's happily married after making headlines saying that he's seeing Eric Jane. So he denies it, but he does have a much younger spouse. But he was recently arrested for a, for firing two shots inside his house during a domestic dispute with an unknown woman last month who i guess is not as wife you know how these things happen i'm very i think something a good guy to hang out with the unnamed woman had them on the head uh... and then she was shouting and then he pulled a gun on her and shot at the wall just to be like i'll stop yelling at me yeah you know how gets and then um...

he did fire one round into the bed and the another one of the bathroom just to be like, oh stop yelling at me. Yeah, you know how it gets. And then he did fire one round into the bed and the another one in the bathroom just to scare her. And anyway, he says he did not ever point the gun at her, but she says he did point it at her temple in her torso and threatened to kill her. But that's allegedly. Anyway, he says he was attacked and then by defending himself and he specializes in suing nursing homes

on behalf of abused victims. The sounds like a real gem. And anyway, he was also best friends with her ex-husband, Tom Dragoon. Oh, really? Yeah, they're not best friends, but they have lots of photos together. They work together. They're big attorneys working for the little guy. And so this is just a friend of her, supposedly, that she was in Vegas with while he is married

and also had a recent domestic dispute with someone who tried to shoot, but not really just he shot the bed. God, what a... She knows that I put a weekend, yeah. But maybe they're just platonic, but if not, when I first thought maybe it was a romantic thing, I'm like, you know what? There's just certain women that they know how to do this. It's like riding a bike. Like, just because she was married for 21 years and she could relax on

our laurels a little bit about acting like she was hot for charm to party. When that, when you have to act like you're hot for another old rich fart, you don't lose that skill just because you didn't, you were out of practice for 20 years. You hop right back on that bicycle. That's true. And she was a stripper, which strippers learn those skills really early on to act interested in horny for people that they're not. That's true. That's a good point.

And then she had to do it for Tom. And then she got comfortable and had fun life for 20 years. And then he turned out to be stealing all of orphans and burn victims and everybody's money for himself. And she claimed she didn't know what was going on. And now she's back. orphans and burn victims and everybody's money for himself and you know she claims she didn't know what's going on and now she's back you know it's expensive to me me and I've got to make it happen maybe so I don't know if this guy helped her get a residency because she's got 11 shows coming up in Vegas but

what is she singing in those shows is singing doing her songs with you know the dancers and stuff yeah and I you And I wondered with the scandal, would the gays still want to support this woman? And I had predicted that they would, and I think that they are. They're still going to show. I think they're still going. And people will still go for fun, I think. Yeah. And I don't know. We'll see. A lot of times people just go, it's just entertainment And they kind of forget or maybe because they blame her husband her ex instead or you just want to be in it

So you can like go and say I went to see it. Yeah, you know, it's so anyway They're cleared up that the house that that went to I guess some would probably purchase it It's now being rented for 38,000 a month her and Tom's house in Pasadena Does she does she own it so no no no no she doesn't have any of that but also the guy does he still does a shirtless selfie that never stops with a jitha never stops with and there's not a point with your a guy that's doing a shirtless selfie in the bathroom and putting it on you know grinder or tender or bumble you're that's a skill to that's you're not going to all of it on, you know, grinder or tinder or bumble, you're, that's

a skill too. That's, you're not going to all of a sudden go, you know what I think I think I'm going to stop doing that. Now that I'm single again, no, you're going to still take these photos. Look at that hot thing. I know. Well, I love that. I love that that's the photo that they put up with him saying, well, it's claimed the

woman had hit him in the head and then he grabbed a handgun since he was afraid she would take it. Yeah. Sure it was selfie. Has Peter ever taken a short list of it? Never. I'm proud to say never. That's good. Sometimes small daily actions really make a big difference, especially when it comes to

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sent me a fucking selfie when i was single and i'm like what's having my dog i've been doing this it's just a yeah so we'll see yeah we'll find out of days. Another person that's really coming into his old man, young, is Leonhardt Caprio. Just again, just famous, just on the yacht, just dating and being seen with a young blonde. And he has people sign the NDAs before he bones.

And I don't know, will he ever find someone that he truly is like into forever? I don't think so. Is he dating anyone right now? He's always just dating a couple people. He was dating Gigi Hadid for a while, and I don't know. But that's not still going on. Let's talk a little bit latest about Vanderpump. Okay.

I don't know if you know this, but Rukkel, even though she went away, we don't know if she's out of rehab, we don't know if she's out of spa, we don't know if she's hanging out with her grandma buttons because the FBI were alerted because she was getting death threats from weird van and pump fans on DM. But in the time that we haven't heard from her since the reunion to whatever, Ariana said, letters were being sent to the house to Tom and she recognized the writing. Okay. And I was like, oh my god, I can't believe she resisted not opening them. But if she did, that's illegal. You can't open someone else's mouth.

So now Brock, who's married to Shina, revealed that he has knowledge that actually she's now sending postcards to the house. With the lightning bolt drawn on it, which is their symbol, because of the lightning bolt necklace and Tom wore the lightning bolt jackets. And she's sending them. So she wants, she doesn't care that Ariana sees the postcards now. So she sends them to her house? Yeah, because that's where Tom, they both still live there together. But not by not staying there, right? I, they are both staying there still. Why did I think that that she,

I thought she moved out or was that, they were like, that was actually like a paid sponsorship about like a fun moving thing. Well, why, I mean, why are one of them staying in a hotel and namely him? Because he's the one that did it. They are like both digging in their heels.

Like, where are the roses from a minute? Yes, I think he wants... I mean, movie. You know, whatever he's offering her to leave, she's like, no. And then he doesn't have... He needs to get the money. And yeah, they like have like a go between person and they both are living there, but they're both traveling a lot too.

Yeah. And so I just... Maybe they don't even just have... Maybe they don't have time to deal with it. I don't know. Well, okay. So she's just sending postcards to the house, just like, hey, or I'm sorry, whatever.

I mean, I guess you should get out if you don't want to see these anymore. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, first of all, just mailing postcards sounds like a lot of work. I know, I don't think I've made a postcard in so long.

Does it take a special stamp or no? Yeah. It's a less expensive stamp. It's a less expensive stamp. So that means she's got to get the stamps and the post cards and she can write a lot yeah just a lightning bolt so I got room for just like to saw and wish you were here it's just a cactus I don't understand why she doesn't just text or email why does she know that the photo from we brought up from that he was on a plane

and talking to her on speaker, which seems weird that you will do this on a plane and it said her full name on the phone. And so someone took a photo, just saying, oh my God, Tom Santaver was on the plane. Like, are they playing the game now? Are they playing us a little bit? I thought it was so, because I saw that.

It's not on TMZ and I wrote it. I know you already talked about it. I was so I was like that's kind of a lot. That's a pretty invasive to start just taking photos of someone's phone and they're on. Yeah, to do. But I didn't even think about the fact he must have been on speaker because he was holding it away. So he was probably on speaker. I mean, right. It's like, did Bill Clinton have like Monica, Blue-Barray, you know, like on his like back then? Like obviously when it had phones like that back then. But I'm like, this is like a pretty obvious thing. He wouldn't even.

Why wouldn't you just change her name? We code the name, yeah. Yeah, knowing that everyone's gonna be going around creeping on you. And it's like the full last April. So anyway. I do have John in my phone as John Ryan, my husband, my first and last name. Yeah, okay.

Do you have Heather DeBias? I mean, Peter DeBias. I have Peter DeBias, but then one time I was doing a, like I wanted to do, like a parody of like someone who's like posted their exchanges with their husband and it was like hot, you know, hot daddy or whatever. So then I did change it to hot body daddy. And now I've never bothered to change it back. So it is kind of weird. Hot body daddy is funny though, but I because I was hoping it wasn't going to be something like you know, schmupi or something. No, it's definitely it's not babe. Yeah, no.

I always peter before that. And after this, I'm gonna change perspective. I hope James Dobias. I hope people realize. I hope that they, one of them here's this podcast and changes their names in each other's phone to Hot Body Daddy and maybe Hot Body Affair Lady. I don't know, something.

Exactly. Something fun. Everyone thinks tonight know, something. Exactly. Something fun. Everyone thinks tonight will be the second reunion. There's a third, and everyone thinks on the third reunion, the big reveal is going to be that Lisa van her pomp or knew about the affair before she revealed. But then she said, no, I didn't know.

Okay, no, I didn't. Now, until a minute before you all did, I wish I would have two. But, you know, there's some question about that. Basically, I think the consensus is, we're going to find out that, that Raquel and Tom, the relationship, whether it was sex or a one-knight cent, I happened much more previous. Right. When she was still in a relationship, too.

Yes. Yes. That's what I think we're going to find out. And maybe more than just Tom Schwartz knew about it. That's what I think. And so they're, but then being like, well, we want to make sure you guys hear it all because you might not want to re-sign up. OK, they're all going to want to re-sign up they've already been through

the worst that can be they're going to give up this like gravy train now no they like doing the show they're with their friends you know um Tom Sanneval is you know performing and a lot of people are going just like they're going to go to Eric Jane and apparently according to TMZ security kicked out an Ariana Maddox fan out of the concert and she had a sign You know some girl had team are honest, so they asked her to leave. I saw that I saw someone had a t-shirt too, right? Wasn't someone going with it? Didn't have a team Ariana t-shirt Mm-hmm, and then and they just like told them to be to be chill or something. Yeah, they didn't kick him out for it yet But I mean he has to expect that. What is he thinks gonna happen?

I mean, but I think, I mean, it seems, if some people was sitting in the, there was a couple weeks ago that it was empty. Now I feel like it's getting more full. Now I just think he's like leaning in it, but the, the clips of it is so bad. And it's the same like cover song, like, you know, just like I wish I had Schwarzies girl.

And it's just like all these cornball songs and he's got to shirt off and he's just like, woo! Like, and girls are just screaming, but they're kind of like screaming and laughing, like ironically, so I get it, because it's like been part of our life for like two months, so it's just like, you wanna go.

Yeah, I mean, I understand the draw of a fun cover band. I like nobody else. I'm going to see a band called Yly crew in Vegas in the summer for like yacht rock. Yeah, I guess they do like that's really fun. Yeah, and it's and it's at the palms. I think pool. It's it's all ridiculous, but so is that it's July 1st, I think. Oh my God. I'm going to step in Rob, but you guys should go too. I'm going to be, I think we're going to be or something for fourth, hopefully it won't be gloomy still. Like they just made up a plan, I don't know, where after you acted interested.

When are you going? I can't wait. Oh my God, I want to go. Oh, I think we're going to be or something like that. No, I sure don't. We do. We have an Airbnb for like three days

In Newport we really do okay, that is absolutely true sounds like fourth of July and you're gonna use your boat probably we don't have it anymore Oh, we just rented it for a year. Oh, okay But we can always like rent one because he is a captain. Yeah, we might want to rent it for the day. Oh captain hot-bodied daddy Yeah, we might want to rent it for the day. Oh, Captain Hot Body Daddy. Yeah. But anyway, I went out to dinner with Katie and Lala was tonight in Katie. The restaurant is absolutely, and our honest,

our starting was really cute sandwich shop, something about her. And it's like really super, it looks so good. It looks so beautiful inside. Where is it? West Hollywood. I love the sandwich shop. Yes, like casual, but you can eat at the table,

and you can like, she has got all these big plans. I don't want to say all this stuff, because I don't know how many, but it looks really good. It's actually happening, and it's happening soon. So I'm happy for that. So, but all of this is good. And then tonight, I'm going to Aishina Shays

and Summer Moon, that's her daughter's name, to watch this episode. And I was like, I mean, that's like being invited. I mean, you've been invited to the Super Bowl. You've slept with someone who's been in the Super Bowl, but I feel like this is your Super Bowl. This is my Super Bowl. To be sitting next to Ashinaay. Hopefully summer moon will still be awake. That's her daughter and Lala and like get to like watch it with them They all know what's happening, right? Yeah, they all know that I can watch it with them and like then you know ask anything I know and you can ask okay. How was this edited? Yeah, you say this was this you know You can ask a lot. Oh my god. That is your super bowl. So I'm pretty excited to go.

New Jersey reunion happened, Teresa versus Melissa. And Teresa says that this previous girl that was on the show, let her know that it was Melissa and her brother, Joe, that was talking to the guy that was Joe, Judy, his ex partner, who was the one who made the FBI aware or made the authorities aware of their situation, thus causing them both to be convicted and go to prison. So, now she thinks her brother.

In the reunion last night, she says, I heard that you, Melissa and Joe, her own brother, we're talking to this ex-partner of my husband who really brought on the onslaught of what then ended him. He am going to four years and me doing one. I mean, if you knew that your family member was doing something like that, would you tell on them or would you just stay out of it? First of all what they did honestly was not that bad of a crime.

It was like tax evasion right? It was like it was like more gages and stuff and like claiming that you made more than you did and yes it was a crime because it's like you know false paper I don't know but Really the kind of thing that I don't I think if they were never on TV When events that's a big deal. I don't even know that it would have been found out right But the whole thought is he had some ex-partner that was mad at him her husband and that was how it got The stuff got sent to whoever then investigated it. What did she say did she say that? She's like, you're crazy. She's like, you're crazy. And I, you know, I haven't talked to her in 10 years.

And she's like, yeah, but that's when the stuff kind of all happened. That's too easy. And she's like, that's why she's like, and that's why we're done. And I'm never gonna see you after this. And she's like, why, why, where will I be going? She's like, you're leaving.

And she's like, oh, I'm leaving. Like, the whole thing is one of them is not going to be able to come back to the show. That's what the fans think. Yeah, so I mean, you know, obviously keep Theresa, right? I think so. So, and then Marge, she doesn't get along with Theresa. And Theresa has all these fans that are called tree huggers

because her name is Theresa. But she called him tree stumps last night. So this account Bravo then versus now, calling one of the biggest Bravo fan bases tree stumps may not have been the best idea just say. Like these are the most hardcore fans are the tree huggers, but her calling their tree stumps is fucking hilarious. Like she just fucked it up and she did. Maybe she did. Maybe she's like, oh who gives a shit about you tree stumps? I mean, I don't know. Oh, that is really funny. I cannot wait to go on her page and read the comments. So I mean, let's yeah, she's gonna get a lot of mean comments.

So anyway, Theresa got married to her second husband, Louis. One other thing that Louis said on the show is that he got this guy, Bo Diel, Bo Diel, Bo Diel, who is a private investigator, and he's real New Jersey, and he's a real private investigator. In one of these fights, her new husband, Louis goes, I got crap on all of you from Bo Diedel he's my friend he didn't investigations I did background investigations and all of you's and now I know and everyone's like what kind of thing well Bo Diedel has entered the house wife chat and he said no I have never been hired by lewis oh

so but i wonder it yeah because don't you i mean he probably can't say right well i think this is a deal can't fuck up his reputation and tell everybody if he was hired or not because that's the takes away the that's the private and private investigator okay do you think this is interesting you You know Tammy Paschitali,

yes, she's a juicy scupper friend of mine. She would go on the road with Joe Gorka, Teresa's brother, who was doing stand-up. They would do like Italian night, whatever. They did some shows where, you know, they did some stand-up together. And she noticed that Bodidol started following her during that time.

Oh, an unlike Instagram. Twitter. Oh, okay. Yeah, not around. I don't know. In a car. I don't know. We used to private investigator all of a sudden.

I thought you many was following around. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, her, I was like, oh, it's pretty juicy, I thought that should be. So, now it could have been very innocent. It could have been, he's an Italian, and he likes a fun Italian woman. You know, friends. It could be friends with Louis, but not. You could have been friends with Louis, but it's interesting that he is following a comedian that's working with Joe Gorgah.

Right. Oh, I see it. Oh, yeah, that is weird. So I don't know. Or just could be whatever, or could have been a conversation, but not an actual hiring. And then he was just curious.

And then maybe he saw a clip of her and thought she was funny and then followed her. Sure. I mean, that could be it, because she is a comedian and a very funny one. Yeah, but I don't know. Someone might have to investigate Bodidol investigating. Yeah.

I thought this was funny. So Melissa's daughter, they both have teenage daughters, and Melissa's daughter chose University of Delaware. And like, look at the posts that they did. And I saw this and I was like, is this what I'm expected to do if Brandon gets into a junior college. There is like specialized balloons of the school. There's balloons all over the room.

There's all this swag. There's all this swag. There's shoes. There's hats. There's t-shirts. There's food. food that's blue so there's like a chips a hoi like all over her bed. Oh my god They did they got lays chips away and tostitos just because they're blue and yellow packaging right so this is Melissa the sister But then look what Teresa did as well for her daughter She did the same thing. Oh, but she she has the lays and the Doritos and the dead and the ten and she has everything. She's up for a game.

She put in funnions. After some research, I think the same PR company came to them both and said, we heard your daughter gone into school, we'd love to do a beautiful photo shoot, we bring everything. Yeah, and they probably have a sponsor in my ways. Yes, yes, yes. But they are just, they are so similar to Theresa and Melissa. And I remember early on Melissa was like, oh my god, Theresa was so mad at me

because I went to the same photographer she used for our family Christmas photos. And then Theresa was like, I mean, I don't want everybody using my same photographer for my family Christmas photos And so I don't think Teresa ever wanted that and then after being on the show for two years then to find out that Melissa is now On her level as a real housewife. It's like forever like stop copying That you played Teresa. I did I played Teresa in the real housewives Chelsea lately what was her what was the first he thought we're the first people to a

online it's yes we are the first person to ever do a real housewife uh... parity and we did the reunion i was daniel stop yes you were to reason and i remember somebody wrote me when she was still mirrored joe judyce and he sought and he goes all my god tree said this girl looks and acts just like you they thought it was great oh good so it was so fun prostitution who that's what it was and then tree said just gotten her boobs done and she kept talking about her boobies yeah and then you and then you and we also did we also did a sketch where we

just did all the outtakes of how hard we were laughing because Brad Wallack who has a natural red head and looks beautiful in drag. He does. He was Caroline Manzo. Yes. There were times he was laughing and he had that like high-pitched laugh that he couldn't get thrown. He was, oh, Chris was Chris was Andy yeah and then Jen Kirkman was was Jackie who allegedly is now giving all the scoop from way back when right and Melissa wasn't on the show yet so this is the foremost right and I just remember you were like you were like talking and you're like and then he had we had sex my juicy Joe and I had sex

right after I got my boobies dead while I was still in the hospital and then you go scream and you go, I said that's not romantic! And like, all broke, like laughing so hard, like, jet, like the jet group was like crying, like it was, and then Chelsea was Dita the blonde. And she was like, we have to get through the sketch, was like, we have to get through the sketch. You guys have to get through the sketch. I'm laughing thinking about it. Then I had to change outfits.

And then I came out as a faxalite guest star. Right. No, not Joe. No. Not Joe. Yes, sorry. I know. Jerry.

Jerry. A very funny comedian and guest star on faxalife and we just would always have me come out at her to end a sketch when we were not clever enough to figure out how to end it worked and then and didn't probably make sense to anyone but us but it worked God so weird anyway, I just want to say anyway, I'm not doing this for Brandon or anybody else. I'm so not, but I'm glad to know that it was a PR company because sometimes I see these things that moms do and yeah, that are good at being moms. And I'm like, I was assuming from the first one,

I figured, but now that they're putting colorful brands of chips in there, just because it matches, it must have something new with the company. But can I ask, does she play a sport? What's the nine? Maybe she did play a sport. I don't know. That's like it. That's as if it's a just I mean all the girls are like smart and athletic and pretty from both families Well, there's well. They only have one girl Joe and then Teresa has four daughters and all the daughters are very smart in all in school and one graduated already. So whatever. I just think it's funny that like they're just, yeah, you're going to have to find different

PR people if you're really going to separate yourself. Yeah, I don't think, yeah, exactly. They're using the same person. And then I just want to say that John's number was nine. So I feel like she's still. Oh, yeah. Wow. That's fine.

Yeah. Probably because she looked up on YouTube, which is very hard to find the sketch Saw that Sarah Kelona was playing her mother Did when a deeper dive saw that you were married to John Ryan and then was like if you're gonna do this PR thing Could you just put a nine on my pillow? Yeah, I think that's absolutely what happened. That's what it is I mean pretty clearly I will say when I went, when I got accepted to the University of Arkansas, nobody did anything

like this for me. I think my mom said, yay. And then I went to school. I think I, I remember my mom opened every piece of mail. That's illegal. I just said. I know. I know.

So I didn't even have the joy of like opening it myself. I'd come home and she'd be like, oh, you got into this school. Or, oh, this is a very thin, tiny, sad envelope. You did not get into this one. Because the way it was, if it was a big package, I mean, you got to end because you have to fill out all this paper or it wasn't all online to get the dorms. And if it was a small thing,

it was like we regret to inform you that, you know. Yeah, but your mom, what she didn't want you to find out first. No, she was just too excited. So then she would, you know, tell me the good news or whatever. Or the bad news. Or the bad news, yeah.

Okay, I hope you know the story. I just read more on it. I just started watching it and I'm so confused. So I, please, we haven't finished the first. I'll just fill you guys in. It's a cheesy scoop, regular recurring theme of the story. There was this girl from the Ukraine named Natalie Grace. And this family here in America had a couple kids and they adopted her and they thought they

adopted a little six-year-old girl who they were aware also had some form of dwarfism. And they were thrilled to rescue her. But then some disturbing things started to happen. One, she was trying to kill them. And she was putting tax on the steps to the stairs. She did something by offense. She pulled out a knife on one of the boys. But is this all allegedly through them? And everyone's right, everyone thinks that the guy,

the dad and the other. But then there were some other things where they started to question if she was truly six years old. Right, I, like she was truly six years old. Right. Like she was getting her period in a typical big car. Yes. I saw that part in the curious case of Natalia Grace that I just started working. So then the mom took her to a doctor and they're like, yeah, I'm pretty sure she's not,

you know, six. At that time, now she was 10, according to when they got the papers of getting her cranes. They changed, and we were able to change her age to 22. And then they were like, because you're trying to kill us, we'd also like you to not live with us. But here's an apartment, here's three months rent, here's your social services, whatever she got, and goodbye.

But she's still walking around, looked like a a child but then she would sometimes talk like an adult so they entered all these people that lived in the apartment complex that were very freaked out by her okay there was a time where she was you know trying to get with uh... with uh... a man like she was like actively being sexual

or trying to and they're like to stay away she would say weird things. And especially if they think she's not. And then they said it was terrible because she would just pop it up everywhere. Well, she is little. So she'd, what are you doing here? I should show up in their apartments.

Just like, for dinner. Yeah, she was. She said she didn't have any food or anything. So then some people, then somebody then alerted the child protected services. And they're like, we think there is this little child or we don't know what it is, but it's living here by itself. So then they research and they realize, oh my God, she was a child, according to these

papers adopted by this family, they have now escaped to Canada, the family left. Okay, the mom, the dad and their two kids left to Canada and they were charged with neglect of a minor. Since then, all the charges have been dropped on the husband and the wife. The husband and wife have since gotten divorced and she then had to move out of that apartment because everybody's like she's so weird and demon like she's fucking scaring us that they didn't renew the lease but she got some other apartment and once she got there she met this really nice family and they're like we don't care if you're twenty six or twelve we will be your family because we feel sorry for you

and they claim that she's never tried to kill them or do anything but she told the neighbors oh yeah I tried to kill them and I brought up full knives according to these people. Oh, she, oh, okay, allegedly to these people. Well, now I have to watch this whole thing tonight to really. I mean, this is like the main the most major cosplay. I just don't think there's anything juicier than when like someone tries. There was a story of like someone who was like 30 and she just like entered high school at like 16 and she's just pretending to be and then there was a show Actually called younger where the girls like 42 but she gets a job saying she's 25 and nobody's very more doing movie Where she went back to high school, but she was she did

It was so hilarious. I was um it was called never been kissed right so I had never been kissed But I was 30 and I was like if I had never been kissed, but I was 30. And I was like, if I'm gonna have my first kiss, I want it to be when I'm in high school. So I went back to high school. I actually've never seen the movies. I don't even know the plot, but that's what I'm guessing. I was like, you should be telling me this

from your knees, like she does on the show. Oh my gosh, so many wrote me that they predict. And when I say somebody wrote me, you guys, I get so much stuff and then I can't always give you great credit, but this is not my idea. Things that I can't wait. I predict that she when I say somebody wrote me, you guys, I get so much stuff, and I can't always give you great credit, but this is not my idea. Things that I can't wait, I predict that she is gonna be going through knee surgery soon. From kneeling and crawling and everything on her show,

and getting it close to people. I know, and I know people love it, and I think she's very sweet, and I think it's all real, but I would be, if I was on that show, and she came crawling towards me, I think I might get up and run. I'd like, right, like she was, Natalia Grace, I would run. You would not.

You would not. I would just be panicked. I would probably just be panicked. You'd be like, I'm at the Oklahoma City. Where's your next show? Where's your next show? Reno, the Reno Theater. Okay, we're gonna film that after the city. Where's your next show? Reno, the Reno Theater. Okay, we're gonna film that after the show. I'm gonna do true and you're gonna promote your show.

We're gonna see how that goes. Anyway, yes, please ask questions. Okay, because I just... How can you not? I started watching it again, like I said, I haven't gotten through the whole thing. And I am. But then I was reading some things that said that people think that the But then I was reading some things that said that people think that the that the husband that the family was lying That they just basically had like I don't want to say buyers remorse But you know what I mean like they were like oh, we didn't really want to adopt this kid And maybe she's like often some way that they couldn't relate to and they started making stuff up That's what I've also read so I just don't know I definitely don't think if you have to child and they're trying to actively kill your her kids at

that's a really good time but it mostly was they realize she's not a child right and whatever the papers are wrong they just believed it because she acted like a child and then there were times where like you know she'd fall out of the acting bright i see and then but also she didn't even when in knowing that she was we got she has to know how many years she's been on earth I honestly the other day couldn't remember how I was I kept thinking I had a couple more years before anyway what yeah but I was it was taking me some time to figure out my age

yeah I have that too sometimes okay this this this was just a story that Daily Mail picked up. I think it might have been a take talk or something and people talking about their lives. This woman said, my husband flies first class, but puts mean coach. Should we divorce? So, should we divorce? So, basically, he's the breadwinner. He probably has on the miles. He booked the trip.

It was an eight tonne of her flight to Paris and He was like the kids are little and whatever she's gonna have to be with the kids We can't leave the kids alone and I'm gonna fly in first class and he's not really sorry for it But he did say if you really think it's like that detrimental for the kids to see that their dad is going first class And their mom is in coach with them then why don't we all just take separate flights, which also doesn't make sense. So I think really what it should be, and I don't know why they didn't plan this, is that the simple thing is he gets it one way and she gets it together. Yeah. Yeah. And they each be with the kids. Yeah.

If it's about being with the kids and not wanting to put everyone in first class, then you just swap. I will say, John and I have had this conversation several times because we are like the same status level on Delta. We both have the card. We book our flights together. We're always wanting to, you know, or next to each other on the upgrade list.

And there has been a time that it went through. My name went through because I was above him because I had better status. And key. So he was like, I'm, yeah, go take first class. And he said, no, you are, you know, a large man, you're gonna take first class. And he was like, absolutely not, I can't, I don't,

and then I was gonna, I was like, I'm gonna film you taking the seat as a joke. And he's like, people are gonna fucking trash me because they're not, you know, cause he made him take it. Cause I'm, I wanna say I wanna say, like, Peter and I absolutely do not love each other as much as you guys do.

You mean hot body daddy? I mean because like that is honestly one of the sweetest stories I've ever heard. And it's like do you remember that story that was like, I remember my mom told me about a couple and they were poor, it was like an old-st like fable. And the man bought this beautiful hair and the man spent all of his money to buy this comb for her hair. And she wanted to buy him a watch. And she cut off all of her hair to buy the watch. And then he got to the comb.

And it was just like they were both so, and then he left her, no, she's like, it sounds like an old wife, say hello. No, but it was like one of those things where like the couple both is like, no, our love for each other is so equal. And I want you to have it. No, you have it. It's actually really nice. Well, I think John just feels he felt guilty. Okay. Because like I want you should be able to flut you got upgraded. It's yours. And I said, but then you're he's a lot he's you've seen the guy. He's a big guy. And he's only gotten bigger since he stopped playing football. Like his arms are giant. He's a lot he's you've seen the guy is a big guy and he's only gotten bigger since he stopped playing football like his arms or

Giant he's not like well that is the excuse that's been told with my Top body daddy, but now also the boys have that argument because now I'm the smallest person in the family and they are uncomfortable in coach I am not just because I made them and in coach. I am not just because I made them and like honestly they're like you fed me you made me this big I should have first class and I'm like God I mean if it's about size of the human now I'm fucked in my family no no no you're you should always get first because you're because they're all riding the juicy scoop train. Now you are making me think about just a physical,

an uncomfortableness of these giants. Well, if you're all four traveling though, then what are you gonna do? Okay, so now you got three giants and you. So you just have to take first class and just make all the giants together. I guess. Yeah, God.

Also then you did, then a lot of pav it. You went in the coach. I'd be beautiful. I was in Delta comfort. Beautiful story. I was in Delta comfort on the aisle. How long was the slight? It was only a couple hours.

OK. It did come up one other time and the same thing happened. And I literally was like, I won't sit in that seat. You have to take it. It doesn't. But maybe now I'm repeating it.'s well you deserve wife of the year you know who's not the wife of the air Kim Zolsey I can her former football player yeah whoo they are not a John and Sarah no they are two blondes like you that's the only similarity that in the football except that you know he

doesn't play anymore and I think your son your husband is at a much more illustrious career but anyway he you know they made all this money tarny for the party they had all these kids four kids together she had two previous this is a horrible divorce and um... the latest thing is Kim is accusing Corey the husband of locking her designer bags and jewelry in a safe. So, they both called the cops and they were instructed by the cops to remain civil in front of the kids.

Cory told the cops that Kim punched him in the back of the head. He says that he, as a recording to prove what happened, they both filed dueling divorce petitions, both asking for full custody of the children. And according to Cory, Kim lost a large sum of their money to gambling, like 127,000, recently. And he's trying to take ownership of some pre-marital property. But Kim was then said, no way, this is my stuff. You're not taking it. So she then started loading up her Range Rover with her designer goods and bags. And she begged the cops to stay on the scene

so core couldn't stop her then the cops are called again because Kim was trying to use kori's credit card and then he was like there should be dispute over that because is that marital property or not then came winter room to get medications but kori was barricaded himself inside a refuse to open the door and then the police suggested that she have an ambulance take her to the hospital but then she said no I'll just

sleep in another room. So they're living in the house they have four minor kids that are like between like 11 and like nine or something. Why did they say take her to the hospital? Because if you can't get your medication, then just go to the hospital because they probably knew like she's being dramatic. Right. You know it was probably some bloating pill that she wants to take so she can take a big dump in the morning right plant tummy tea i don't know what it was but i mean maybe probably wasn't something she needed to live right otherwise and um so this is turned into like definitely a war of roses just like our own and and tom living in the house

fully separated and then is there a rumor that she's got a gambling problem or did I? No, that is. No, I just said he proved that she, it's a scratcher or something, right? It's like online and all this, 127,000 was just one of the things he put in like court docs. Okay.

So there's probably more. Oh yeah, well, they'd show on the show. They would go on like, they had an RV trip that they went on on the series and they would She'd sit there and gamble all day like doing like all those cheesy games. Yeah Yeah, so and then he's she's like, you know, he's crazy. He's a bad parent. He smokes pot He's you know, I don't know but so it's ugly ugly ugly ugly and. And they are divorced, divorced, or just separate. They're getting divorced.

So this unlike Ariana and Tom, they have four kids, you said, right? Together, yes. That are like elementary age. So you have to, at some point, you have to go, this isn't good for them to see. I mean, if the cops have to tell you how to behave in front of children, then, so at some point, someone has to be the bigger person and step out of the house so

that the kids can have a normal upbringing and see them in separate places. But they're both just, I think, just so like, oh no, fuck it. I'd always, and you can't, they were so loving. I bet she probably, no, there's no way she would have given him the seat on the flight, no way, because she did everything for her. He drove her. She said she didn't like to drive, but then she couldn't sit in a back seat. So they'd have to run a car and he'd have to drive.

She didn't like elevators. So I don't know if she had to get on his back and he'd have to, you know, walk her up stairs. I don't know. But he did every in the show they showed that he was the like dad of the year. Yeah. Husband of the year. All the glowing stuff about wow gradias and then the minute they started having some serious financial issues and

there are no more tv shows you know she's gonna go back to get a sugar baby i think that she'll get it one i think she she had a sugar daddy before him named big papa who was married right i remember that thank you big pop up and like i said she's gonna learn that skill again. And I would not be surprised if she gets some other rich guy that she can charm, that is so rich, that he just loves seeing her spend his money.

Watch. He has to know, it has to be so much money that you can afford to lose in the game. She will be with another older rich guy. She's not going to go for, he's like a couple years younger than her. She will not go for someone her age or younger no way. No, I agree with that because she's got to have someone support the, the wigs, which she was selling away, Jim to sell all her wigs, 2750 a wig, expensive.

Elizabeth Holmes going to prison for 11.5 years. Yeah, and she's two little kids and she's going to the same prison as Gencha Who had the marketing scam from Salt Lake and? I mean she absolutely did everything wrong But as a mom that is sad it is sad, but I mean, she really, she had a many chances to be, to go fuck this is more than something real. I mean, yeah, it was, it was, oh, sorry. I know it wasn't just screwing over the investors,

it was screwing over other people that were actually thinking that her one drop test worked and they were getting like false results and all of this and just kept, it's a magical thing. Like, kept double downing on the lie. Yeah. Yeah.

One drop. Imagine if one drop could save your uncle from cancer, my uncle had cancer, and that's why I created this one drop test. She lowered her voice and then you'd hear her talking normally and she'd be like, hey, I know. But you're a question. It was the best. You're actually a question. Just kind of freaks me out.

I'll be honest with you. I really thought she was going to somehow be able to weasel out of it because, and she marries, like psychopaths, she's like a billionaire's, an heir to a billionaire hotel, and he's like cute. And he knew all about it. Right? He knew all about it. His parents knew all about it Right. Yeah, his parents knew all about it. And they're just probably like Okay, like we'll raise the kids will visit you once in a while like I don't know I make a really good casserole They live in Northern California. Yeah, but this is in Texas now obviously they could probably take a private plane and bring the kids

But I always wonder like even the most loving of families like At a side out of mind like how are you really gonna be calling this woman and being faithful and in love to her for 11 years? I Can see like two three even four, but I think once you get past like five I Think even like the most dedicated people know well. I mean mean, did you just, did you, you probably, did you watch the love and death? Love and death on HPM acts that. I watched the other one, Candy,

which is the same story. Right, story, yeah. We'll love and death. A lot of people are talking about that. Love and death is good. I couldn't get into Candy for some reason. I couldn't, I could not get past the first episode. But explain what the story is.

It is this woman, Candy woman candy Montgomery she it's true story she was having an affair with her best friend's husband and then they called off the affair and then she but she was over at her best friend's house and she was supposedly confronted by her best friend saying did you have an affair she said yes but it's over the friend supposedly allegedly went and got an axe not allegedly this is what they said after said yes, but it's over. The friend supposedly allegedly went and got an axe. Not allegedly, this is what they said after I guess now that it's over. But got an axe and then Candy defended herself from the axe by whacking her 41 times with

an axe. So you think once you get one in, you just kind of take off and maybe call the police and say I defended myself. So it's a little, it's crazy. I mean, the story's out there, so I hope I'm not spoiling it for anyone, but it's been around for a long time. But what you see is how the defense worked, how the affair went, all of that is so juicy.

So juicy. And then, but her husband, I mean, he stayed with her for a while. I mean, that was kind of what that's why I thought of this. But I know they're divorced now, and it was not long after I think they moved to Georgia or something. But still, I mean, I guess stick buyer during the trial just in case, but the minute,

I would, I don't know, I would be scared because I would just think if you think so. I didn't think that it's hard enough to be raising the kids by yourself and then you're like, expected to bring them all the time. And over to the... But she can take business classes and stuff. You know, it's like... And she can get the noodles and do stuff like that.

The noodles. You know, like, that's a big deal if you can buy the noodles at the... the ramen or whatever top ramen at the prison. Oh. Because otherwise you could get sick of the same food. So then you have to money on your books. Right. the noodles at the ramen or whatever top ramen at the prison. Otherwise you could get sick of the same food, so then you have to money on your books. So she's always gonna have plenty of money on her books. And because she's rich, but this is sort of a wealth,

this is all like a white crime thing. So probably everybody will be able to have the noodles. Right. Well, I hope for you if something ever happens, you get the noodles. So Jennifer Lopez, this is kind of nice. Jennifer Lopez's daughter, who's one of the twins. I guess she's good friends with her, is close to her step sister, who's Jennifer.

I mean, Janet J. Lowe's daughter and Jennifer Gardner's daughter, they're step sisters, but they're also good friends. So they went to Jennifer Gardner, took the kids, including Emmie, and her name's Emmie, to Disneyland or something, for the other one, say. But then, so then JLo picked her up from Jennifer Garner, but they're saying she's now dressing like Jennifer Garner. She, 100% is. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. Glasses, I just think it's a coincidence, but yeah. Coincidence, but these photos are I just think it's a coincidence, but yeah, coincidence, but these photos are so funny like they're both wearing black pants, a white top, they're both wearing the black-roomed glasses. Well, hair and a pony. I've never ever thought they looked alike, but that first photo that you showed that was Jennifer Lopez. I actually first second thought it was Jennifer Garner. Yeah, yeah, so I mean, they're both beautiful Jennifer's, they're both about the same age. Well, you know what they say when X is hang out they start to look alike when X

I don't know XY is in girlfriend hangout or No, I thought I was old married people start to look like each other along with like also you can look like your pet Yeah, I was making like a joke Because if you also because sometimes you just live alone with a pet you stop shaving I don't know John and my a John and I look like our cats. So, and I like. So, meanwhile, Jacelle Bouchin was spotted wakeboarding with the Jiu-Jitsu instructor that we didn't know.

She's been seen with a couple times. Yeah, in the beginning, I just didn't know if she just was like, we're homeschooling, can the guy come and like do some shit with the kids. But now I think they're think they are boning. I mean it's good. It's got a nice bod. Yeah.

I mean he's handsome and what's she gonna do? I mean you're not gonna be able to find another, you know, Tom Brady. So just get someone that's like, can do you right? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I don't know if you saw this story, but this TV network is being slammed for airing a 15 person orgy. It was like a dating show in the UK and they really did have an orgy.

I'm like they showed the actual they showed nudity and everything. I guess they did like they just couldn't believe that they're actually showing this and to think that these people get like paid nothing to be on these shows. There's no residuals nothing. No. i mean i think what are you hoping to gain from this i don't know i always like that or yeah well and to be on and also because there's a lot of times it i was temptation not no not too hot to handle you know that one that's so not where they all act like they can't wait 14 seconds before they have to start growing each other and then they lose money every time. I'm always like you're

you're I mean not just on like an old old fart but like your parents are probably watching. Well that's what I think about even below deck. Yeah I'm like oh I'm so happy my daughter is you know honest too on a very she's so happy she's the the head stew on this beautiful yacht. And then, oh, my daughter is going to be on below deck. And then, they have cameras in their little rooms where you literally see the guy inserting himself in the bunk bed with the night camp.

Yeah, it doesn't need to be on there. You can allude to it. We don't need to. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It doesn't need to be on there. You can allude to it. We don't need to. Yeah, and 15 person orgy just sounds like a lot of work to me to be honest. Oh So much. I remember one time I wrote show to the joke about that. I was always doing three sums in it She said it was like spinning plates like you to focus on so many different things to like whack people off Yeah things to like whack people off. I'm like, yeah. I would just fly.

I'm like, I'm watching your standup special. I was just like, oh my God, the last thing I want to do after doing two shows and two meet and greets, like I'll be doing at the Tempe improv on June 16th and 17th, this afterwards I won't be participating in three Sims. No. No. No, three Sims sounds like work.

Exhausting. Fifth thing. But after you do stand-up too. Oh yeah. No. I can't even. Too much. Are you watching selling sunset? No. I did watch it. But I haven't watched the New Season. We went by the Altman Brothers office, right? Can I? In West Hollywood he's dropping me off and I go look there's the Almond brothers you know Josh all men and he goes oh that's selling sunset I go no that's million dollar million dollar L.A. listing and I go selling sunset is the Barbies who sell real estate and he goes oh I thought they were on the

show with the Barbies I I go, no, the Barbies. Ha ha ha ha ha. And openheimer, openheimer. Openheimer is two tiny twins and Barbies, selling modern homes real estate. Yeah. LA, million dollar listing is Josh and Josh. Is the girl that sold me my house still on here? No, she moved to Miami after that horrible deal with you.

Oh, okay. Ha ha ha ha. That was, it was pre-selling sunset. I used to watch it and John asked me the other day, this is how well he knows me, he said, do you want to watch the new season selling sunset or will it annoy you? And I said it'll annoy me. And so we watched something else. All right, good for you. It just depends, I think you can just read the mood. I'm watching fatal attraction on Paramount. No, I need to, I'm gonna start it tonight. I just warn you, it's just a little bit slow in the beginning, but stick with it.

Okay. I think you'll like it if you stick with it. Okay, okay. But would tell me about selling sunset, just go. There's nothing really, there wasn't that much to it, but this girl, this girl Bri is, she has one of Nick Cannon's baby mamas. Oh, that's right, yes.

I didn't know that. That's probably the only real juice from it. The real estate deals were like barely mentioned. The outfits got more ridiculous. They were wearing gloves and things in like a hundred degree weather, walking up and down sunset. It really had nothing to do with real estate anymore.

I don't even know if anyone even sold one house. The one that's, no, is she not still on it? Christine? Creshell. No, no. Oh, Christine's gone. Yeah. Do you know, can I, you want to know?

Yeah, she has the same ring. I mean, I don't know if it's different, you know, size. But I saw a photo of her ring and I was like, it's the same as mine. Do you? Same design and everything. And John designed my ring. So now I think she stole it. Not that you couldn't have come up with the same design and everything and John designed my ring. So now I think she's

stolen not that you couldn't have come up with the same idea but probably yeah. I've heard a lot of things just like it. A lot of people Teresa's daughters are obsessed with you and Christine from yeah they've only since had her obsessed with these stole my idea for Bud Light actually according to your post is actually going down to 349 for sales tank during during the boycott and I mean that is very cheap. I can't imagine that someone that was a little strapped Wouldn't and wants beer would actually not drink the beer but whatever and I guess they have to sell it so cheap because I didn't know beer goes bad Because the fuzzy

bad eventually, but I think it takes a while but uh... and maybe that's what is what i don't think it was that expensive in the first place well anyway that's a good but okay it's not going a lot of people said they're not going to target yeah but i think again

just like they came back to see our kajan dance just like people go still see, you know, Louis CK. It's gonna be hard to drive past Target when you need to get a few things and you're like. I got some good deals. And you're like, oh, it's been a couple weeks. Just sounds exhausting to boycott everything. I know, this is pretty funny.

This seagull, these swooping seagulls, they're stealing drugs and it turns them into psycho seagulls, they're stealing drugs, and it turns them into psycho seagulls, because the pot that they're taking has spice in it, which I guess is like, do you know about this trick? Good. It's a pot that they mix with spice because it's less expensive, some spice. It's like a different choice.

Anyway, they've not only gotten so weird from being high, they've gotten addicted. So now the seagulls can, just like they can see if you're like eating a french fry and they know to like, you know, you leave your box of fries or whatever to the side, they all come down and grab them. They know now when people are like smoking a joint and they will literally come down and take the joint and go off. Oh my God.

That's what like, it's like cocaine bear but different. Yeah. They're like, I mean, that's not like it's like cocaine bear but different. Yeah, they're like, I mean, that's great. If I saw it and so they get, they get like, they're, and they're getting like weird, like because you know, it's not just pot that they were like getting addicted to. They're like like, co-grind and they're like, and they're just like, I gotta have more of it, you know, like, I'm just gonna... They're Jonesing.

They're Jonesing, it's terrifying. Did you hear that, Cia just revealed that she had autism, that she was late in life diagnosed? No. That's kind of interesting. Yeah. I really think that's gonna be the new thing we see a lot, is a late in life diagnosis of being on the spectrum. Yeah, I mean, a good friend of mine actually was this diagnosed with ADHD and it like,

it, how much it had probably affected her life prior to that was, and I mean, I know that's very different, but it's, you know, just saying. Right. But late in life diagnosis for something that affects like your behavior and like your ability to work and your social interactions, it's gotta be, you to be frustrating for people.

But I'm like, well, I mean, the fact that she wore a wig over her face for like 10 years might tell you you have some social anxiety. Yeah. Yeah, no, you're saying maybe like her family, someone could have picked up on it soon. Yeah, that she was a singer, but that she didn't want to have her face out there, then she'd wear the wig and like, yeah, no one knew what she really looked like. Yeah, she's really pretty about that. Yeah, but anyway, I thought that was kind of and then The little mermaid made so much money. It was big head everybody's loving it and Melissa McCarthy, I guess is the Ursula character

But people are upset that the makeup artists that they chose is not a makeup artist that does drag makeup And they said it should have been a queer makeup artist and not just a person who is not queer Because even though most McCarthy's not queer the character Ursula Is kind of like I guess a drag queen in the live version i mean in the animated version i don't know anything about the little more man i'll be honest but i think i mean i feel like i look good white it i just think they switched it all around right if in the if in the uh... animated one it was a drag queen then in this one it's a

a one that there's a it was a redhead and in the animated and in this one it it's a beautiful black girl. So what? Why don't we just we're all it's not the same. Yeah I know. I know. Just not the same. Yeah I don't know why anyone was upset about any of that. But this the makeup artist responded to criticism. So they were saying she didn't look as good as she could have if it was somebody that did drag makeup. Is that sort of? They're saying that like why are you taking a, yeah, it's clearly drag makeup, so why didn't you use a drag makeup artist, and it's just like another dumb thing?

This was it. According to the thing, the CWitch was inspired by this Baltimore drag queen divine. When the movie was originally written for animation. And so people are saying that the studio should have hired a member of the LGBTQ plus community to style the character. The style was the sky, Peter Smith King. He thinks it's ridiculous.

Why can't I do a good of a job as a queer makeup artist? And he says that this vision of Ursula wasn't based on drag at all. It was most McCarthy. So she's out yeah drag queen well because it says over the over the look and make it looks good right i mean it's just like it's just so not by i'm just like you know if that's the case then there's again i've said it's like then then no one can have any job that's not exactly what they are right like you can't cook Mexican food if you're not Mexican.

You can't. It's like so stupid. So that's stretching a little bit. But the movie everyone loves and it's a huge hit. Julia Fox just so desperate. She wore like another weird outfit. She just makes outfits out of like a saran wrap and then walks around for people to take photos of her.

What is that? What is that? What is that? She added like a weird thing onto her, onto her pump. It looks like she stepped in shit and it stuck to the front of her show. And it's like, what does she do for a living? I mean, I know she's in the movie. I knew she was in one movie. One movie.

Then she dated Kanye and then she, people like her TikToks. And then when she gets invited to stuff, she's like, I want Jesus to talk about it. So I'm gonna wear like a really weird fucking ugly naked outfit. And yeah, I mean, she, I, I, I just don't understand.

So she's basically like public appearance stuff right now. Like she's not still asking, right? Yeah. She's just getting people inviting her to stuff. Sarah, once again, so great having you. And you have some fun shows coming up. I do. I'm going to be at the Reno Theater in Reno, Nevada on June 8th and on the 10th at Piper's

Opera House in Virginia City, Nevada. And then a Rochester, New York, June 23rd and 24th, and all of that is on Sarah Colona, coelo, nna.com. And does the husband come with you to any of these? He is not coming with me to any of these. I, yeah, he's coming. He's not. No, the June one, the Nevada one was last minute.

I'm going to see our friend Paul Reader. Oh, good. Yeah, he's good. he lives in Tahoe. Yeah. And then the end of the month, Rochester, just seemed like a lot of work for someone to go with me for two days. Okay.

And as far. But it's not a lot of work if you live in Rochester. No. You're gonna see our girl Sarah Colone. No, I just mean you don't wanna fly, and then what if I, what if the first class comes and I'm the one working? You know, that's a lot of people are going to stadium shows.

And they probably are like, oh, what's the latest rule? How, what kind of bag am I going to have to bring an ugly plastic bag? Or could I wear a cute one that might match my outfit? How could I find that, Sarah? You know what, your bag doesn't have to be clear to Heather. It just needs to be the right size. It's a common misconception, because it's

called the clear to Heather. It just needs to be the right size. It's a common misconception because it's called the clear bag policy. But really, a 4x5, by 6x5, clutch is allowed. So why show off your tampons and your medications and your credit cards in a clear bag when you can go to clutchwomen.com, my company, made in the USA, all vegan materials, jups, juicy scoopers, always get 20% off with the code, juicy scoop. So wonderful. And you have a podcast too. Yes, are you my podcast? And we cover married at first sight right now while it's on. And when it's over, we'll just do fun, fun other stuff. So keep up with us there. Love it. Thank you, Sarah. Thanks, girl.

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