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Episode Date: December 12, 2023Denise Richards’ upside-down jacket has the streets talking. Kathy Hilton hosts Kyle Richards and Morgan Wade. Sutton and Kyle are still at odds. The Vanderpump Trailer dropped. Leave The World Behi...nd made me want to leave the world behind. Could swinging have played a role in TJ Holmes and Amy Robach’s story? Kevin Costner and Jewel are dating. Cardi B dumped Offset for good. The groom of the viral $56M wedding is facing 25 years in prison. Matt Rife needs to have his phone taken away. Oprah is skinny. Will Smith hung out with a Jada look-alike. May December was disappointing. Catholic schoolgirl stories are juicy. And Mackenzie Phillips has a unique relationship with her Dad. Enjoy! Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Follow Me on Social Media Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald  Go to https://theouai.com for 15% off sitewide when you enter promo code JUICY.  Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW and sign up with promo code JUICYSCOOP and play FIVE DOLLARS to get ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS IN CASINO CREDITS! Go to https://storyworth.com/juicy today and save $10 on your first purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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So many fun things to discuss, hot topics by weekend,
what other people were doing, what other holiday parties
were going on in Hollywood and Beverly Hills.
But first I want to tell you about something
very exciting that happened to me.
Peter and I were invited to an event.
And at the event, the host was a gay man.
There are lots of people there and we're having lots of fun meeting new people.
It's a small kind of intimate gathering.
What was exciting is Peter finally went shopping and he's gotten some new clothes.
He had a collared shirt that had an inside print on the inside. He had a a collared shirt that you know had like an inside print on the inside.
He had a blazer.
He looked good.
And this woman goes, Peter comes back because when we go to parties, we don't really hang
out that much.
We talk to different people and then come together throughout the night.
And Peter comes up to me and the new friend that I have says, oh, how long have you guys
been friends to Peter and I. And so I said,
oh, 23 years laughing. And I'm like, haha. And then I said, actually, he's my husband. And she goes,
what he is. And I go, yeah, she goes, oh my God, I thought he was the host's husband.
She thought he was in a married gay relationship. And I never was more excited to hear that, more
proudful. I mean, that's told me never in 23 years was Peter dressed well enough
to be taken for a gay man until recently. And I'm just putting it out there for
some of you ladies that try to get your man a little more stylish and encourage
them to spend a few dollars at a
Nordstrom or whatever and they fight you on and they fight you on it and you're like whatever
this is just this is the best I can do it's not worth it. And then one day it all comes together
and you realize my God he finally has a little bit of style. So I was thrilled very fun. We've
been going to a lot of events
and things like that that have been fun. I was in Likin to this weekend with my one of my oldest
girlfriends. And she is my friend that I've talked about many times who when I got my first job out
of college working at Robinson's May department store before it was taken over by Macy's as an buyer and I was awful at it. She threw down
this learning annex magazine about how to be a stand-up and she's like, you need to take this
class and this is what you should be doing. So anyway, she's a great friend of mine. We had a
really fun weekend and had drinks with Angie Kay, the new girl from Salt Lake City, fresh off the reunion. So that reunion of Real House of Salt Lake
City is going to be very juicy. A lot of things are going to come out about the new girl Monica.
You may have been hearing some rumblings, who she was, what her look like was before she came
on the show, the obviously the affair with the brother-in-law, the lawsuit with beauty lab, everything will be
discussed or revealed and probably some things that won't. So excited for that one, had fun getting
to know her. And then I went to an open house that was in the neighborhood with my girlfriend. And Gina from Real House SEO see was the broker of a former OC housewife's
home, which she's selling, which see is very expensive, but it's a big, huge property.
And that was kind of not too far from like where Coachella is and everything.
Anyway, so when to see her, when to, so, you know, it's always fun to go crash in open
house when you're not in the market,
and that's what we like to do.
I like to look at open houses and talk to realtors
and then leave with a free water.
So then I realized I have this pink jacket
that's a similar cut, not the same pink,
that Denise Richards wore in the last episode
that everybody's talking about on Real House House
at Beverly Hills.
She was intoxicated with something.
We don't know if it was the weed dinner alcohol consumed before, maybe a muscle relaxer.
I don't know. I don't know. But she has this moment where she's talking to Eric Jane and
she's like, you know, you know what you did, you know what you did, and you are nice to me, and then you weren't.
And Erica Jane is like, I don't know, I don't know what you're talking about. Yes, you do, or grown-ass adults, you know.
And finally, Erica Jane still doesn't know, and just says, well, if that's what happened,
okay.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
She says, thank you, your welcome, herself.
Then she proceeds the night continues and she puts on her jacket, which is this fluffy
jacket, like I have here, and she was wearing it like upside down.
And it was such a brilliant, comedic moment,
props to the editors, and props to the read
that I really think was trying to just be a nice friend.
And she goes, I think your jacket is upside down.
What?
I know what you're doing.
Don't, no, I mean, is that a new style mind you?
Is that the way it's supposed to be?
Don't do this. Don't do this. I it's supposed to be? Don't do this.
Don't do this.
I know what you're doing.
Don't do it.
No, I'm really saying it's, I really Denise,
I think you're wearing your jacket upside down.
It's to stop it.
And then they like show when she first arrived
what it looked like from the back.
And yes, she put it upside down,
meaning the collar was like in the middle of her back.
And the, but they're kind of this fluffy jacket. Anyway, everyone was talking about it. It was very,
very funny. And then we see another scene where she finally says why she's mad at Erica Jane.
And it's that Erica Jane, a couple of years back when Denise was on the show,
was talking, it was like an outside party that she had and they were on an adult table
and over there was like her teenage kids table and she's like, come on, everybody's had a
threesome.
They're like, you've had a threesome?
Well, and then with, I don't know if it was a threesome, I've been with a couple.
Well, that's three people, whatever.
And she said, Denise said, you know, those were kids were there.
I'm still annoyed that she talked about that, you know,
when the children were around.
Well, now one of those children is on Only Fans,
good for her, Sammy Sheen.
And she, with whatever she does on Only Fans,
she's excited because she wasn't showing her naked breasts
before, but now she got a boob job. And excited because she wasn't showing her naked breasts before.
But now she got a boob job. And so TMZ reported on now, her new only fans content does include her
new boobies naked and Denise is on only fans and they do stuff together. And so I just kind of
thought, if you're going to come back in and like hang your hat on one of the things that someone did that wronged you, maybe it shouldn't be explicit sexual conversation,
not appropriate for kids when now your kid is actually essentially a sex worker.
In my opinion, I would have tried to get it going, get some action going with somebody,
something else, you know.
You criticized my shoes two years ago,
something else, in my opinion.
So then Kathy Hilton had another Christmas party
in Beverly Hills that seemed to be in a Paris was there
and a lot of close friends and everybody took photos
and it's all out.
And there is a great photo that Kathy just posted
with Kathy and Kyle Richards and Morgan Mide.
I'm gonna make you love my,
well I'm going to my pretty lady sister's house
and we're gonna see some Christmas decorations.
I don't know, I've never been to Beverly Hills,
but apparently it's where the fancy rich people live. She's wearing
kind of a cool like suit and a velvet thing. And, you know, I told you that I saw her when
I was in Le Quinta a couple weeks ago and she just had like a baseball hat, whatever
Morgan Wade. But when I first saw this person sitting there
with all the tats, I thought it was Justin Bieber.
I was like, holy shit, Justin Bieber's here.
And then I realized, no, it's just Kyle's
very good friend, Morgan Wade.
Anyway, always fun, always fun to have a spotting.
So the party seems like a fancy hit.
Lots of stars were there.
And also, I talked about, we talked about that Morgan Wade
reminded us of Leather Tuscadero, which was a character played on the old show from the
70s, Happy Days. And I looked up Leather Tuscadero and she really does look like Morgan Wade.
Just like put it on my Instagram, but side by side.
Now, in also in this season, Sutton is at odds with Kyle.
Sutton is sitting to Kyle like, name him, name him.
She's like, what are you wanting to name?
I want you to name all the problems that you're having in your marriage,
while you're wearing a different band, a different wedding band?
What are you, what are you in denial about, Kyle?
What's really going on with the husband?
Why are you not drinking and working out so much?
Sounds like you might be hiding some issues.
And someone brought up on Twitter or something interesting.
They wrote, you know what's funny?
This is, oh, the reality TV guru wrote this.
You know what's funny?
Set in one's Kyle to tell you what's going on in her marriage in every detail about her
life.
Meanwhile, this is what?
Her fourth year, and we have zero clear why she got divorced and what led to it.
And then I believe Kyle then reposted it on her stories.
That is a good point.
We don't know a lot about Settling's personal life.
From when I interviewed her,
her minor kids at the time,
because of the divorce,
which happens a lot with reality and real housewives,
where the husband doesn't want the kids to be featured on the show.
And if they're under 18, both parents have to decide that's my understanding.
So we don't see her kids at all in the show.
That's one thing.
And that's not Sutton's fault.
Or maybe the kids don't want to.
Also they have every right now to do that.
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But no, we really don't know what happened with the marriage, but also why does she have
to tell that?
It happened before she was hired to be on the show.
The marriage is, she's divorced.
I do think it was kind of great how Kyle was like, you bring up a lot of things, Sutton,
you bring up a lot of things, and you're just like,
clueless.
Last time you were complaining about how hard it was
to sell your one house in Bel Air
and buy another in Bel Air.
And she's like, okay, that was one that you named.
What's another?
And then Kyle's like, well, the other one was, you know, when you said it was,
just because Doreet was held at gunpoint in her home, that that doesn't take away the fact that
you have a lot of shit going on because your designer for your bray hats had trouble getting into
LAX today. Well, that was a problem. He was supposed to come and be at one of my openings
of my shop.
So I'm sorry that I wasn't so involved
in doing being held in her bedroom at gunpoint.
Doesn't mean I didn't care.
It meant I was concerned about my French designer
getting into the country, Kyle.
And so it is kind of funny.
And I do like their dynamic.
I think it's making for a good season.
I like them both.
I like them kind of going on each other, and it's been fun.
And Doreet was on Whatrabs Live,
and she did say to Andy Astor,
how did you feel about when Garcell said,
the only time I've noticed jewelry
is when Doreet still had hers after the robbery.
And she's like, you know, Andy, I really like Garcell,
and that really cut deep.
And I did think about texting her and being like,
why did you say that?
And then I said, you know what,
I'm gonna save it for the reunion.
And that is being a good real housewife.
Save it for the reunion.
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Oftentimes when I have friends come on the podcast and they start telling me something
that I want to share on the show, I say save it for the pod, save it for the pod, save
it for the pod.
Because the reaction everything, the first time you discuss something or share something
will be better than if she and Garsal have it out on text now and then apologize and everything.
By the time they get to the reunion, the feelings won't be so raw.
And I do what I've talked about it.
And I do want to hear what she was referring to Garsal, was she just being funny and snarky,
was she fed a line by a producer though she probably wouldn't reveal that.
Or was there one particular earring or piece of jewelry or ring that Doreet still had,
and that now Doreet could explain, well, I wasn't wearing it that night or they didn't
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bags and the jewelry
in my jewelry box and they didn't even see my ring
or I turned it around and I was like that.
I don't know, but that is what I would like to know
and they have not filled the reunion in that.
So that is coming up.
Tiffany Haddish came to the Kathy Hilton party
and I spoke to Tiffany Haddish at that other event
where Peter was dressed
so dapper that he's going to get swept off his feet by hopefully a great guy that could make my
life better. Anyway, and I talked to her a little bit and I don't want to reveal too much, but
she brought up a really interesting point about her incident that happened with her
DUI.
And she was driving.
She has a self-driving Tesla.
And we talked a little bit about it.
I think it'll come out.
But I am very curious how a self-driving Tesla sometimes could maybe park the wrong way or in the future, keep you from getting
into UI or possibly cause you from getting.
Like, what are the series of events?
And I think there's a lot more to her story and that mine involved self-driving Teslas
that there will really be an interesting thing to see when it comes to
these kind of traffic situations. But she looked great, she was sweet, she was great,
she's doing her thing, and so I'm curious to see what will come from that. And she was having fun
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I thought this was a weird article that people featured.
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that were worth $42,000 of all.
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in whatever and you leave jewelry out, I actually did one time leave my real rings on a nightstand
at a hotel. And I was on the road and I realized when I got to the airport that I did not have
them, I was so panicked. And I immediately called the hotel and I don't remember what the hotel
was and I wish I could because they had, they went, they got them, they were safe.
One thing I did say though is when I called, I said, I left some costume jewelry.
I did say this.
I go, I left some costume jewelry by the nightstand in this room. And it's really not expensive,
but it has major sentimental value.
It was from a dead relative, whatever I was saying.
Just in case, I was like, I don't know,
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and then they're like, it's just not here.
How would you improve it?
So I thought, I thought it was kind of interesting
and I really just don't know why they were featuring,
why this is such a big deal,
but I guess because most people don't have things stolen
in hotel rooms, it's kind of strange,
but maybe you do, I don't know.
Okay, this was really nice.
Someone noticed that there was a poster,
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someone else's advertisement,
which is not very nice to do,
but it was onventurable of art somewhere near Encino,
and before the haters come and say,
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my sister and I scrubbed the graffiti and the dirt and the penises that were
drawn on my mother's face, off of them.
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Vanderpump rules, the trailer is out.
I believe it airs January 30th.
And it's like a two and a half minute trailer.
And it looks really, really juicy.
Ariana Maddox, of course, is going off now to be
Roxy Heart in Chicago.
She was on Watcher-Humms Live.
And of course, a question which a lot of people wonder it is,
are you still living in the same house that you own
with Tom Sandeval, who cheated with your best friend, Ruck Kale, for seven
months while you thought you were a committed couple with him living under the same roof.
And she said, yes, because we both still own the house.
And I would like to sell the house, but Tom does not.
And we, because we own it equally,
we both have to decide what to do with it,
which could be very, very frustrating.
She said most of the time that she worked on dancing
with the stars, she was living in an Airbnb,
probably because the studio and everything,
she probably just got some place closer to the studio,
which is not in the valley.
I think it's a, but I don't know.
I, I'm, I'm, I'm,
I'm imagining the one time I went where it was, but it's in the city, in the valley, I think it's a, but I don't know, I, I'm imagining the one time I went where it was,
but it's in the city, not the valley.
And so, and now she's gonna go off to New York in January,
so he's probably gonna extend this for a longer time
and he's probably saying the market's down,
you know, the rate interest rates are up,
let's just wait and see.
So in the meantime, she says, she doesn't fit a lot of time there,
but they do still own it together.
And people were excited about this trailer.
It features Katie making out with a girl,
which I'm not surprised by.
There's some romance a little,
I don't know what with going on there.
There's also, it also gets revealed that at one time, Shina made out with shorts.
I don't know if that was seven years ago or seven months ago when they were in Vegas.
Let's see who else.
Alala says something that, you know, it's one line, but people are going off of it.
She goes, I've never seen a woman who's been cheated on, who has become a god in reference to Ariana,
and Ariana's enormous amount of success
and love from the public as well
as all these different endorsements.
And, you know, I look, I could imagine if,
everybody on the cast, though they love and support
the amazing lemonade that Ariana has made
out of this.
I don't think anyone can compare it to and thank goodness and thank God and she's talented
and great.
But in a moment of being real, maybe to some of the other cast members, it's a little bit
like, shit, you know, but I think they all did really well from the scandal.
They all made merch.
They all got notoriety.
They, the show has been nominated for an Emmy.
And they're, you know, they're all having to like hang out and still film together.
And I think it looks really, really good.
I think everyone's very, very excited for the season.
So that is coming.
And also Lala and Shina released a holiday song. Always fun.
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It's on Netflix. It's with Julia Roberts and Ethan Hawke and Kevin Bacon.
And I reviewed it on Get Me Behind Gates on Patreon,
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let's just record his talking about it,
because I need to talk about this movie.
The people are, most people are on my side and thought it was awful.
I did see a few people say, no, you didn't get it.
I liked it.
But it was just about extremely wealthy people that go and get an Airbnb in one of the
probably most expensive zip codes on the East Coast,
which the house is probably like $20 million.
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actually want the world to end. Anyway, since then, I did see a
TikTok that explained some symbolism like this girl was
like basically doing like a college paper on it.
Like, oh, the little girl's wearing a nassassure.
And oh, this ship has the name on it that means that like, it doesn't matter.
It was just the painful you'll never get those three hours back.
I cannot recommend that you don't watch it enough with your time.
So meanwhile, TJ and Amy Robock are really milking this fun, loving, romantic relationship
on the red carpet. And yet again, they went on the red carpet and then he saved that moment
to just whisper in her ear. You know, like, like, he had all these jokes to tell.
He's like, you know what?
Just like Heather says, save it for the pod.
I'm going to save it for the red carpet.
Amy, TJ, stop it.
Oh my God, I cannot wait to make Peter whisper something
silly in my ear when we're on the red carpet again.
Now, we know that their exes are dating.
Her name is Marilee, TJ Holmes' ex, and hers is Andrew Shoe, who is famous from the
hit show many years ago called Melvara's Place.
And they are dating.
Now, there is a little rumor that someone brought up, not a rumor, a theory.
A theory, and it's a fun one, kids, it's a fun.
Of course, we all talked about Shania Twain because that happened to her.
Looks like we made it, and then they didn't make it because her husband made it with
her best friend, and then she got with the best friend's ex-husband, and she ended
up with the ex-husband, and he never stayed with the best friend's ex-husband and she ended up with the ex-husband
and he never stayed with the best friend
and it all seemed to have worked out.
Anyway, that can happen
because they find comfort
in that their ex has cheated on them
or sometimes that's the way people find out they're cheating.
They go like your husband's sleeping with the woman
and then you go to the woman's husband
and you're like,
Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?
Can we meet at Starbucks?
I have something interesting you might want to see
and then you have the screenshots of all the texting
and whatever and then the two of you are like,
mother fuckers and then you try to come together
and then maybe it gets romantic.
Or what if you are swinging couples,
swinging couples that have a arrangement
which is usually rules for swingers are,
you know, if we're gonna swing,
we're never gonna go off with the person alone,
it's always gonna be all together.
And we switch and we swing.
And we have drinks.
And then we go back to our own spouses.
I don't think this is the case, but I
think it's a really fun theory.
I really just think he was a player.
I think he had numerous affairs while on the job, one being
Amy.
And they really did fall in love while they were both married.
But the fact that they could have been swinger and then they went off by themselves secretly
and then their spouses found out but the spouses weren't strangers to each other and then
they went off.
I like it.
I like it and I hope that's the case and I would love for everyone and listen.
If this podcast ever gets a little dry and boring,
maybe when they start covering like the election
or something, that's when you go,
all right, we're going to tell you the real truth.
Our guest today, my ex has been Andrew Shoe
and my ex wife, Marley.
Hi guys, hey, thanks for joining us.
I'm going to do this thing. Yeah, we're
going to do this thing. Whoa. All right, let's talk about where we really all bet. And we
really all started hanging out as couples. Okay people believe that they're dating. They were at
uh Nekka Island, Richard Branson's Island. And in this photo, she's got a mic. I don't know if she's
singing or making an announcement because it was some type of charity event. But Kevin Coste has
his hands around her waist.
Of course, Joel is the singer.
She's a single mother.
She's 49 years old.
She has like a 14 year old son, and he is 68.
So that's a pretty still a huge age difference to your shy of 70.
I'm just saying, Joel, but I mean, very rich and pretty cute still.
So they say our source to say the relationship
is rather new, but it's there definitely a thing.
So I kinda like that.
Meanwhile, Cardi B has officially split
from her husband offset.
First, they both stopped following each other,
and then she, according to people, said,
I've been single for a minute now.
I always think that's such an interesting expression.
I remember when I first heard the minute expression like 20 years ago, like it's been a minute.
And I was like, that's such a weird expression because a minute's really short, but it
means actually a while.
Just, you're like, Heather, I know it's been going on for 20 years.
Whatever, I just thought maybe someone's listening and going, how did that expression start and that is how?
It doesn't make sense. Anyway, so it's been more, it's been a few minutes. Let's just say
that. And it has to do with infidelity. We don't know. But I just, I'm like, look, he does
this mean we're not going to see video of her opening up a fridge on
Christmas morning with just stacks of cash from offset that she can be like, oh my god,
oh my god, look at my man, I know this isn't a good impression, but oh my god.
So my prediction is that Christmas will come and they'll be some big, like Rolls Royce, Maybach, I don't know, whatever the most expensive thing is with custom interior design, you know,
solid gold wheel or something, you know, something really subtle and it'll be her showing her video that
offs that God are this and everybody in the comments will be like, girl, don't do it. You make your own coin.
You make your own bag and that other people will be like, that's a man who knows that he did you wrong
and he's not going to do you wrong again. Take him for a spin, give them a blowjob at the light on Ventura and Belboa
where Heather's juicy scoop sign is and just be on with your bad self girl. I don't know.
That's what my prediction. Wonka is the prequel to Willie Wonka to try on the chocolate factory.
I guess it's about a young Willie Wonka. And I always said, even when they did the Willie Wonka
with Johnny Depp, that was the first remake
from the original with Gene Wilder,
that we all saw when we were growing up.
And I remember being at Chelsea lately,
and I was like, oh my gosh, this is going
to be so great for little people. Because it's going to be a great movie that that'll hire
so many little people to do this remake. Because they're going to be the Oompa Loompas.
Like they were in the original. And then they think, then they said, No, we're going to
just get this one guy who I don't even think legally was a little person. And they just duplicated them like a hundred times
and had them running around in that one.
And I was like, that's so fucked.
Then they decide to do the umpulompa
and they put him in the original umpulompa outfit
like with the green wig.
And it's Hugh Grant.
And he kind of, when they put the white eyebrows
and give him an orange face, he does an oompa lumpa type face.
So he is kind of a good person to cast
and of course an initial accent, whatever.
And, but it's just one of him.
And I guess he's just, he's just featured by himself
and he's like in some little glass cage or something.
I don't know.
And anyway, he said he did not enjoy doing it very much
because it was like he had to be in some weird CGI outfit
and it was uncomfortable.
And then they're like, he's like, but I like the paycheck.
That's why I do it.
I like lately Hugh Grant in interviews.
It's just been so like he's getting to that age
where he just like does not give a fuck.
And it's like, why do you think I'm here for the paycheck?
Why do you do your job, loser?
Like it reminded me when we'll be Goldberg once years ago on the view,
literally 10 years ago, and she continued on the view.
She was like, I do this job for the money.
I check every time I want to quit this job, I just look at my paycheck and be like,
girl, just sit back in your crocs and make it happen
because they'll never fire you
and you could just be annoyed with people and they love you.
So, anyway, I kind of like it.
I don't know, are we gonna go see the Wonka movie?
I don't know that I'll ever go to a movie theater again.
I do like the movie theaters that serve you food in alcohol. But is there anything we want to see?
Drake's here. I don't know. Drake, so by the way, so what I did, the thing with
Drake, my son, home from ASU, I, what I'd like to do over the holidays with you
Drake, and I think it could be a fun little series like I throw it up here or throw it up on Patreon.
And we want and I have you watch some of my juicy scoop history movies like the juiciest
movies from the 90s.
We're going to watch those together and then I am going to record your review.
So it could be quite positive,
or it could be negative, or a little both, or whatever.
And I'm gonna put out my list of the Juicy Scoot movies
that everyone can watch during the holidays.
And I'll make a special video.
Let's do that, write that down, Drake,
let's do that.
Like my recommendations, and you will love them.
Speaking of acting, Kim Kardashian is doing another Ryan Murphy movie TV series where
she's going to play a high-powered lawyer.
As you know, she was in the American Horror Story and that's a Ryan Murphy thing.
He likes to use actresses over and over again.
And this one is gonna be based on her own
divorce attorney, Laura Wasser.
So I think it's great, listen to me Kim.
It took a long time to press the baby bar.
It's gonna be a hard time to pass the bar.
You don't have to be a real attorney.
You can just play one on TV.
You can just use your
stature for the innocence project and things like that, which I think is so important to
get people out of prison that have done their time or for a, for a stupid crime or are
actually innocent, which is horrific. So let, that's what I think. I just think that we,
I won't bring it up again.
The fact that you never did really pass the bar.
I don't think that's anything to be ashamed of.
I say, play lawyers on TV.
You use the law that you have to go have fun.
Put on a nice skims suit.
Go to courts, like your hair back.
Have those moments.
And then you can come home and like,
you know, wear a tiny string bikini in your backyard and take a bunch of photos and still just
gather the best of both worlds, not a problem. However, I guess Emma Stone mentioned somewhere that
she's a big fan of Real House, as a Salt Lake City and all Housewives, and she would love to
She's a big fan of real house, doesn't sell like city and all housewives.
And she would love to do the biopic of Jen Shaw,
who is doing seven years, I think,
in federal president for running that huge fake fraud
and scheme where she would, you know,
you know what she did, took money from old people,
made people think that they could have a business,
that a viable business, they kept paying for courses and things like that, and then they
never get their money back. And there were all these victims who she did for many, many
years. And she's in prison for seven years. And her lawyer is said, oh, she's so excited.
But she really wants Kim Kardashian to play her in her movie about her life.
And I actually think that's a great idea, because people would watch it if it was Kim.
But I would love to see this movie.
I've always said, I think there, I mean, if White Chicks ever got remade,
I think it would be such a funny, I think it would be such a funny,
I think it would be such a great thing if it involved the crime being a, because remember
they were the white chicks characters, Sean and Marlon were FBI agents trying to solve
a crime that was happening with socialites in the Hamptons that were supposed to be like
Paris and Nikki Hilton.
So now that they're older, it would be just trying to solve a crime that involves real housewives.
I mean, you're welcome. But I think a really, she could be a good actor. She kind of looks like her.
She certainly could look like her. But to have someone really go and like imitate Gen Shaw
and have those acting shop for she throws
the glass and acts so strange and I'm so glad that I never was a fan of her behavior on the show
even the first scene. I was never I never thought she was shum-a-zing or anything like that. But
yes, make the movie, ask me if you'd like me to consult or join the writer's room, call me up. I would love to.
Reality reckoning, the most, never has a movement had less momentum in Hollywood, but it is
still being talked about.
There's nothing is happening.
Bethany Frankel is on nightline impact, which you can watch on Hulu.
I've only said a little clips, which is being interviewed, saying, you know, and they're like,
oh, but what about Andy Cohen made you a star
and here you are and she's like,
Andy Cohen made himself a star on the backs of women
wearing Gucci shoes.
Like, I don't know.
I was like, okay,
it's a little dramatic on the backs of women,
but okay, fine.
And anyway, I just said that someone sent me
or posted this photo of when Bethany had
her own reality show of when she was getting married, Bethany getting married.
She was already very pregnant with her daughter who's now 13, so this was a long time ago.
And she couldn't get out of a dress and she had to have two people help put a bucket
under her and pee.
And of course, it got all in camera.
And someone wrote,
wonder if these employees were taken care of?
Did they have mental help?
Did they, and then the argument would be,
no, they didn't,
but Bethany was 13 years younger.
And now she has a better perspective
on how people should be treated
and there should be a union and all this stuff,
which is fine.
Like I kind of agree with too.
Oh, when I mentioned that Leah,
who was also part of this reality recording, Leah,
Neenie Leakes, however, Neenie Leakes has removed
off her grid, her photo with Bethany,
where they did Bethany's podcast.
Who knows why?
You know, is she making good with Bravo again? Is she going to come
back to Real Housewives of Atlanta? I mean, how amazing would it be if Neenie and Kim
and Cory with all their financial problems and her leaving Cory or getting back with
Cory, if she went back on Real Housewives of Atlanta? Amazing. Anyway, Leah was, I, there was a photo of Leah saying I like
it from behind from her only fans. And I thought she was naked, but someone clarified, and
I said, please clarify, and they did, that she's wearing like a one piece unitardly, and
now like a leotard or a bathing suit, a one piece. So it looked like she was naked, but it was just like a very low back with like a G string
up the back.
Like it fucking matters.
It still was weird.
Anyway, you know, because she can't be exploited by Bravo anymore, she's doing her own
thing on only fans as a single mother, Leah.
So good, good for her. This wedding, you probably saw all about it.
It was a $56 million wedding for this girl.
Her dad owns many Mercedes-Benz dealerships
all over the country and in Florida.
And it was all over TikTok, everyone posted.
She post about it.
She was becoming a TikTok sensation,
much like Sophia Richie kind of launched her TikTok
and influencer lifestyle when she got married.
And it was very lavish.
It was like, oh my God, all these days at the Versailles
and putting people up and a millions of flowers
and three different dresses.
And now her husband is looking at 25 years.
He was in Texas, this happened back in March,
and he had a gun and he was attempting to shoot
at police officers is how I understand it.
So that happened, then he got married,
and now he's facing this case.
And let me just read exactly what he did.
He, let me see.
Well, his name is LaGrone, that is her husband.
They're young, they're in their 20s.
But what he did was the indictment alleges
that he posed a threat of bodily harm and used a firearm during the assault if convicted
LeGron could potentially face life in prison. Now the wife did not attend his recent court
hearing, but he has been offered a plea deal for a 25 year sentence in exchange for pleading
guilty.
Well, if you have $56 million to spend on your daughter's
wedding, you're going to have the best attorneys try to fight
this, community service, whatever the case might be,
why he acted this way, how they could justify it,
do whatever it takes so that he doesn't have to do
that kind of time.
But now that he's facing all this and this is all out, she has dropped her, she deleted
her TikTok account, I think same with her Instagram.
She made that page private.
But I mean, the whole thing, Maroon 5 performed, it was just this really lavish thing.
I'm sure they picked up everybody's outfits and everybody's rooms and all this stuff.
But I'm like, so you knew this happened in March and then you're just like, by the way, dad,
the wedding for my husband and I to be, I know we've gone a little overboard,
but you know how I love pink roses. Anyway, I know it's $56 billion, but he had a little snafu back in March.
But conveniently, he does not have to deal with it until after the wedding.
So let's go forward. Is it possible that the dad of the bride didn't know that this happened?
Because there was, or didn't know the severity of it.
Because there was no way in hell
that I would go through with even a small,
I would encourage my daughter,
even with a small wedding, let's not do this,
but certainly $56 million, really.
I know it's all planned.
So unless you're all in plan for like a year,
then he has this weird moment,
which is like, was he like,
they're probably gonna just say he was like,
mentally off or something.
I don't know.
In saying, okay, Matt Rife, the comedian,
you're like, Heather, we know he got
Jawfiller and Newtief.
There's more to the story.
So, this is pretty interesting.
There is this very famous TikToker named
Bunny and she's a mom and she has a connection to Bethany Frankel because she as
she was rising up in her her fun content and becoming famous on Instagram and
TikTok. Somehow she got connected with Bethany Frankl and Bethany Frankl was going to pitch
a show about, you know, Miami moms or she and her younger group of friends or something.
And they signed contracts and Bethany was going to be the EP of this reality show about
this woman. And they had a falling out. I'm just saying it as I'm telling you,
as I can remember, there's lots to the story of Bunny,
come on, juicy scoop, tell it.
But from what I recall is,
while it was like in limbo, Bunny wanted to do other things
and the contract that Bethany presented
had such strict, such strict bylaws or comfort,
you know, they were so, she couldn't do anything else.
And so she was like, I want out of this.
I don't want to even do this anymore.
And this isn't even what the show that I wanted.
So somehow the deal breaks,
but Bethany had still trademarked the name of the show
that they like we're going
to do together called like momster moms or momsters like mean moms. I don't know what, but
of course it was probably presented to Bonnie. Bunny is like, oh, we're going to feature
you and you're entrepreneurial millennial moms doing wonderful things, you know, being
boss babes and doing charity work, when in fact,
it's like, no, we're actually gonna call you momsters,
like you're a monster.
Anyway, they had a falling out.
There was a cease and desist sent to bunny
and she has continued to strive on TikTok
and she has a young son and he loves,
loves talking about space and planets.
And he's like one of those little kids
that's like some kids are obsessed with dinosaurs
and he has all these like strong facts and he's adorable.
And there was a bit of Matt that Matt Rife did
talking about space and planets or something.
And it's my understanding that she matched it or something
with her son
Correcting his stand up that no this particular planet has this many rings something like that. It was cute. It was not like
Matt, I guess sees it and
Like gets pissed at the little kid who's like seven or six and
kid who's like seven or six and goes, you know, and writes a response that's like, oh, really, you know, hey, a little kid or whatever.
Tell that to your mom who makes her money off of only fans.
So then, buddy is like, I'm not an only fans person.
No shame to the only fans, people out there do what you want, but that's not how
I make my money. I don't buy my followers. And then she was being kind of snarky. She's
like, I didn't buy my, I don't, you know, didn't buy my looks. I don't know that. So it's just
so they're like, I can't believe that Matt Rife has is actually trolling like a six-year-old. Now the other side of this is, you see these things coming at you and he sees that a little
kid was correcting his stand-up and whatever.
What he did was wrong, but I'm like, sometimes you just don't know where this all started.
Who actually put the video together?
Who took the things two things together? Was it her, was it a fan of them both,
was it obviously innocent?
Like it's just a good lesson as someone gets up
in the ranks of being famous to just like,
and listen, you know, I've been guilty
of not taking a breath.
But like taking a breath and really seeing like,
do I want, I really want to say
this. I really want to comment this. I really want to respond to this. Fuck these people. You know,
he's had in his opinion, he's like, I've had a shitty three weeks. So he's trying to act like it
doesn't matter. And this was just another one. But, you know, he's probably a home alone on his bed with his phone.
And next thing you know, now this is a whole nother thing.
I mean, you know how people have like sober coach,
sober coaches, which is happening a lot more now
because people realize, oh, you have to go to rehab 21 times.
We have to leave your family and your pets
and everything to go be with a bunch of people you don't know
and like scrub a toilet
that that's going to humble you and then hopefully you become sober on the 20th time or for
40,000 a month, maybe you just hire a sober coach and maybe that person teaches you how
to be around other people that drink, you know, keep your day busy, just try it because
once you get out of the rehab, you're gonna have to deal with that.
Anyways, so maybe try now.
There's different ways to do things.
Maybe certain stars that don't want to give up their phone
or don't want to give up their time on social media.
Maybe they're like, I need a social media coach.
I need someone that's with me all the time that is going to monitor any time I look
at it. We're going to have to look at it together. You know how like back in the day, you do
driving and you take the drive, go to like driving school and the guy has the brakes on the other
side. Like maybe there's something where somebody else can have your phone or maybe you don't have
to be together. Oh my god, I just thought of an amazing idea.
So when you're like, listen, I don't trust myself.
I'm going through some shit, I've got some haters,
and then I just give me, I need a little help.
They go, okay, this is your social media,
we're gonna get the mirrored phone to somebody else,
and any thing you wanna write or do,
you can do in the moment so you can feel it,
the power of it, but it's going to have to be checked
through somebody else to either say yes, no,
or we're gonna edit it and then you feel like,
I don't need this weird person singing next to me
all the time, but I do need someone to like check me
because this guy, this is just, is not good
and he's gotta, he is just, is not good.
And he's got a, he's really got to take a break.
This mom is charging $200 per Christmas dinner because she's like, I'm not having all these
people come over and we cook everything and spend all this money and the time.
I'm going to treat it like a nice restaurant where you have, I'm going to charge each person
$200 a plate like what I'd get
charged is like to have a wedding.
Anyway, not a terrible idea.
You know what, it's not a terrible idea if you're doing it like every year.
And the people coming can, you know, there are a table of, there are a family of six
coming can, you know, there are a table of, there are a family of six and they come and they bring, you know, one little thing of cookies and one bottle of shard. And you're like, honey,
I love your family. They're really fun. But we're not rolling in it. And I really want
to make it nice. And I added it up. And it's going to cost us like $2,000 by
the time we're done with everything along with all the hours of work that I'm doing.
So you know what would make it more fun and more exciting for me is if when these people
come over, they drop a grant.
I think very few people would agree.
I think anybody else would be like, well, let's go to fucking go to the four seasons.
Like, we're just gonna spend $200.
I would just rather be with my own immediate family
and go to a beautiful restaurant.
So, I think it's a fun discussion to have.
I would like to know what you guys think of that situation.
A study shows that the youngest siblings
tend to think they are the funniest in the family.
This is a real study and I totally believe it's true.
I've mentioned it before that in some of the writers rooms I've been in, we realized
on a couple different shows that the majority of us were the youngest of large families,
or at least we were like the third down.
Like barely anybody that's a comedy writer or a standup
is a first born.
It just is just kind of a rare,
it's more that you were like the afterthought,
you were the one that was exposed to things
that were completely inappropriate
by your older brothers and sisters,
and then you were sitting around and observing
like older kids playing
so you have a different experience than a birth order of a first born that's like the parents
are totally on them and they're strict with them and everything. Those people usually, I think only
two presidents in the history of America were not first born males. So but a lot of comedians are the youngest
of big families, much like myself.
So I thought that was a good study.
Oprah's really skinny, you guys just deal with it.
She's really, really skinny.
And she did one of those fake laughs.
As if someone taking the photos of Oprah
like just got her in a laugh,
like, but I've done it too, and it's really flattering,
because then you lift up your neck,
and you don't get the wrinkles in your neck,
and you put your body out,
and your body even looks skinnier.
And it's really hard sometimes
with everyone being on these those armpit drugs.
It's hard for the people that were always like a size six,
and life came pretty easy to them.
And it was like the one thing in their life that wasn't a challenge was kind of staying
like around that size six size and always looking good.
And now all their friends that didn't have it so easy are now like a size two or four.
Those people do not like this. And they try to say, I don't like it.
You know, it's, it's diet from, you'll see, you'll see when your bowel is explode and come out your
nostrils. Okay, I don't know, but she's skinny. She's acting like it's just, you know, walking around
Monocito and running into Meghan Markle and laying off the scones during the holiday.
But it took really good in this purple dress.
And listen, the world is ending clearly based on the shitty movie I saw this weekend.
So why not be skinny if that makes you happy? Let it be.
Joe Manginelli-O, who was married to Sophia Richie, has a new girlfriend, and they made the
right carpet to do at this event, the children of Armenian fund, Gala, and he looks like
very different.
I don't know.
I think maybe he lost his beard or it's gray or something.
Oh, it's a gray beard.
I don't know.
It looks kind of weird in this picture. Anyway, the girl's hot and that's a hot new couple alert. Will Smith, according to
Jada, she said the thing that saved her marriage was the slap that happened at the Oscars. She up
into that point, she, they were living separately and she was like dying to divorce him. And then
that whole thing happened where he slapped Chris Rock and then she's like,
that's what I knew, I'm never going to leave this man. I've talked about her narcissism at a
nauseam. And, um, oh, I just saw this other thing about narcissistic people. One of the things that
was in the book, in her book, was about one, um, they, she and Will had sex.
And right after the sex Will said,
that she said that she was like, I'm pregnant.
I know I'm pregnant, I know I'm pregnant.
I know I could feel it, I'm pregnant, ta-da-da.
And he's like, what, how would you know that already?
And she's like, I knew that.
And then she, it seems like maybe she really was
because they did the timeline.
And then I think Jaden was born.
And he said, this guy said, you know, with narcissists,
they want you to believe they have like superpowers.
And they're like very big on like,
and I just want to say, I do a lot of predictions
on this show and it's all in good fun.
And a lot of them are true, but a lot of them are fake.
And I just want you to, I just want you guys to know I don't really think I'm psychic and I
don't want anyone thinking I'm a narcissist like Jada Pinkett. Anyway, he was out at,
in Miami at Art Basel and he is with this girl that looks a lot like Jada, hang out.
She's got a shave tag and she's pretty
and she's wearing like this little gray.
But you know what, who knows?
I would love it if they just could be happy
on their own and not be suffering.
Let's see.
Oh, the Air May, Air plans to share
half of his $12 billion
wealth with his gardener.
He's 80, the gardener's 52.
He's already left him lots of property,
and he plans on leaving him more.
And he's had issues with other people his family.
The 80 year old man has never been married
and never had kids.
But the gardener really knows how to prune his rope
a bush just the way he likes.
And they are so interesting.
I remember there was a female talk, I, oh, I remember.
Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, if this is, but I remember when I was at Chelsea lately
and Queen Latifa is Queen Latifa out, I think she's out, right?
Can you just look it up?
Just look up Queen Latifa, he doesn't know if Queen Latifa is.
Dana White, she's an actress.
Queen Latifa had a talk show.
And I was like, when is this girl just gonna be honest?
Because what I remember is that she
what had a female personal trainer
that she was very close to.
And either she bought her a house
or put her on the title of the house.
And I was like,
that's someone that you really trust knows how to spot you when you're at the gym.
I'm going to put them on the title of your home. And so there was always like rumors about her.
And does it say that she's out?
Yes.
Well, thanks for the research.? Yes. I think so. Well, thanks for the research.
She said, I think so.
Whatever the point is, be a little suspicious when somebody, okay, she's out.
Thank God.
Is she still with her personal trainer that she bought the house for?
I don't know.
But oh, yeah, I remember Will Smith. Will Smith bought his good friend, look up Will Smith buying his good friend a car.
That was always a big room or two that he bought like a Bentley for his best friend, but
then people said no, he did it because the show that he and Jada were producing, the guy was in, and that was his present
for being on this UPN show or WB show.
Dwayne Martin, he bought Dwayne Martin like a Rolls Royce.
Luckily, I don't need, have any friends, I don't need to have any friends.
I don't need to buy any penny, anything anymore.
Okay.
Alexis Balino has spent a lovely weekend with John Jansen.
They were out and about.
They were on his boat.
And she was doing some Instagram of it, but she didn't take any photos with him.
But we know the boat, the boats have been featured
on Real House as a VSC.
We know the pillows that John Jansen has on his little boat.
And then I was scrolling through TikTok
and someone actually was like at the yacht club
and saw them hanging out.
So they are for sure on and dating.
And it is just a real interesting twist that we are going to see. I mean,
who knows what, how long this will last, but even if they don't last very long and she
in this secure spot on the show, which has not been confirmed, even if they're done three weeks
from now, the fact that she dated him for even a little bit
and then gets on the cast with Shannon Bedore,
will be very interesting to watch the aftermath
at that with all the ladies,
running around Newport, talking about this guy and his boat.
Anyway, May, December was another movie.
I told you guys, I was so excited to watch.
And what a disappointment. It took me three days to get through it. It's on Netflix
Natalie Portman Julian Morris one a million awards because it's like
Like it's got this weird music and stuff and I told you what it's about
It's it's based on the story of Mary Kay LaTerno, who was a married 38-year-old
woman who was a teacher. And she met one of her students who was in her art class. And they
started, well, she started grooming him and having sex with him when he was like, I think
it started when he was like maybe 13, it started when he was 13.
She got pregnant with his child.
It all got exposed.
She went to prison for just a little bit,
had the baby, but they said,
if you ever have any contact again with him,
you know, since he's now only like 14 or 15,
then you're going back, you're gonna do all the time,
which is seven years.
They found her in a car with him having sex.
She had to go to prison, found out she was pregnant again,
and a second daughter did seven years in prison
why he and his mom raised it to girls.
She comes out, Marricade, they get married.
And they continue to raise the kids.
She's like, you know, they did this interview
and she was like, early 50s, still very attractive.
He's like 35, the girls are like, in their late teens
and she has this moment in this interview
that's really what this movie is kind of based off of
where they're doing an interview
with someone and they're like, but you, you know,
he was only 13 when this started and she's like,
who is the boss?
Who is the boss?
And she keeps looking at Villa, Villa, Villa.
His name's, I forgot his name, the guy's,
boy's name, he's not a boy, he was a man of time.
And he's like, what are you talking about?
He's like, who is the boss?
Who is the boss?
You seduced me.
You seduced me.
Who was the boss?
Who was the boss?
And finally, he's like, I was the boss.
And the interviewer was like, but he was 13 and you were a 38 year old mother of four and she's
like, doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
That's the way it was.
I had no control over what this seventh grader did to me.
I mean, it was just like, they were made for TV movies.
They continued.
One time when they lived in Seattle, one time when I was doing a show in Seattle, doing
stand-up, he became a DJ.
He was also a tattoo artist.
And it was like, it's hot for teacher night with Mary Kay
and whatever is there.
Can you look up Mary Kay's husband's name?
If you cannot find this, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Mary Kay Litturno.
Anyway,
like, and she showed, and the poster was of her in like a sexy school girl outfit, and then he was a DJ, and people, they were still getting paid to like have a vowel renewal
or do interviews or whatever, because they needed the money.
Well, in this movie, yes.
Okay, well, how do you pronounce the name?
No, the second one, the kid. Okay, the second one is, uh, yes. Okay, well. How do you pronounce it in a, no, the second one, the kid.
Okay, the second one is Billy.
Billy, the I-I-I, anyway, that's why I can't pronounce it.
So in this movie, it's about,
and then she got cancer in real life and passed away.
But Julian Moore plays the Mary Kay LaTernoch lady,
like a version of it.
And now the apartment comes to study here
because she's gonna play her in a movie.
And once again, just like the end of the world movie
with Julia Roberts,
they live in this gorgeous home right on the water, okay?
I don't care where you live in America.
If you are on the water, your property is worth a lot.
And that is the ultimate privilege.
They're living there.
He works as like an ex-rich technician
and she bakes cakes that nobody buys.
And they're living in this fabulous house. And they never explain
how they live. Like I just needed one explanation of like, well, my dad was wealthy and he left
this to me or something. And then, you know, she's raising her daughters and everyone on
this town is like totally okay with them being a couple and whatever. It could have been
so much better, but it was weird and it's weird music.
And then, so this is a big spoiler alert, okay?
Because it's at the end of the show,
so if you really want to run, go see it.
So then Nally Portman, she's coming around
and she's trying to talk the way
that Julia Roberts is talking, but she's like, yes.
Okay, and then Julia Roberts is like,
one of those awful mothers when
the daughter's trying on her graduation dress. She's like, oh, I love that you're so brave to show
your arms. I wouldn't be, I would never be comfortable if my arms look like that to show them, but
you're such a brave daughter of mine. And then the girl goes back and gets a different dress
where it has big puffy sleeves and she's like,
whatever makes you comfortable dear.
It was just really crazy.
And the X has been like friendly.
It was just, I'm like, okay, get to it.
And then Nally Portman who's engaged
and talking to her boyfriend,
she starts to deal with the guy,
I'm just gonna call him Billy, Billy.
Starts dealing with Billy,
and they have a moment and they have sex.
And it's like the worst sex ever,
it like last one second.
And then that's it.
Like that's basically then the next scene
is her filming the movie and she's like,
oh, well we did that and she's like, yeah,
that like it did nothing for Natalie Portman's acting
or anything that just that was the sex.
And I was like, at one point I thought she was gonna have sex
with Julia, Julianne Moore.
Anyway, I'm just like, what is up?
And then the Golden Globes come out nominations.
And like literally there's nothing that I've seen or care about.
And I'm just, I just don't understand why everything is so shitty.
And that is why I'm gonna put out my list of juicy scoop movies for the holidays.
And we will do reviews.
And I'm just gonna enjoy watching the movies that I love that are actually even though I know the twists I've seen
him before, I am so sick of watching these crappy movies and nothing happens in them.
Socks. Oh, so this this girl, what is her name? Olivia, this has like over 800,000 likes.
She tells a story.
Wild all girls Catholic high school scandal storyline.
So I'm like, whoa, this is what I want to hear.
And she starts to tell the story and I'm like,
oh, I know what this story is going to be.
I went to an all-girl Catholic high school.
We had this kind of hip-young teacher and everyone liked him and he would say, hey, you guys
can come into my class and you can work on anime stuff and listen to music or whatever.
And then one day they got an email saying, Mr. Jones is gone.
And everyone kind of wondered, why if Mr. Jones gone?
I wonder what happened.
And then one day, a couple months later, she's in Starbucks line and the car behind her is Mr.
Jones. And she is about to go and say, Oh, hi, Mr. Jones,
miss you, you know, don't know what happened. And in the driver's
seat is a girl wearing the uniform. And he is dating someone
that still goes to all girl high school. I mean, I have some good scandals like that. We had some good rumor stories,
but one of the things that really did happen was there was a drama teacher, listen up
Drake, that's a good one. There was a drama teacher and she was married to her husband.
And they're like, we're gonna do this big production.
So I'm gonna bring one to my husband
because he is like an art director, whatever.
And meanwhile, this girl who was just graduated
from high school, she was gonna be the assistant director.
And her name, we'll just call her Kelly.
And we would take, I remember we were always practicing
all day long to do Peter Pan.
And the art director and the 19 year old who now goes to the community college and lives with the two
of them is constantly getting massages and everything or giving each other massages and massage and like
and like you know practically doing the splits as they get the massage, just like really like behind each other,
just really just getting into,
this is theater you guys, it's theater, it's, let's do it.
And I'm like, this is fucking weird.
And many, many years later, I was like,
something's going on with those two.
We do the Peter Pan, everything.
She eventually leaves the school. I never really know what is going on with those two. We do the Peter Pan, everything. She eventually leaves the school.
I never really know what is going on. Years later, I am at an open house doing real estate with my parents. And she had a long red hair and in walks, she and this little girl who's about six
who also had a long red hair. And I'm like, oh my god, hi, how are you? And she's like, oh great.
I'm like, are you looking for yourself?
Maybe.
I go, who's this?
She's like, oh, this is, you know, Sarah B or whatever.
This is art's daughter.
Art was the husband.
So yeah, they were together.
They were a full family.
And it all started during that production. But she was out of school and she was over 18. But there were always rumors about,
you know, some of these male teachers. But that one was like a real juicy one that I got to.
So that's what it reminded me of. And then this girl, people is saying,
this is a pretty amazing thing.
This LA mom finally brought the teacher
who sexually abused her to justice 20 years later.
20 years later, she was, this was in Arizona
and she, looking back, she was a single mom,
she finally went to therapy and she finally said,
well, I think my issue started when I had this teacher that I kind of started
to date when I was 14.
And the psychiatrist was like, wait, what?
You kind of didn't date.
This completely wrong.
Tell the whole story.
And she's like, well, he was like, he first he said he was 30.
And he was that young hip male teacher.
And then, you know, we started, he started to started to you know make moves on me and we were
my parents were like not paying attention to me and I had this freedom and I had my own car and I
could drive and meet him and everything and then she started to kind of realize how fucked up it was
and then she realized that he lied and he was really 34 and she's like, ew. So she broke it off with him and of course it affected
her whole life.
And so when she finally came forward,
the psychiatrist is like, you need to bring this to justice.
She had all the receipts, the notes,
the emails from AOL, the love notes,
the lingerie, the photos of them to gather like one time
they went to Disneyland and she told her parents
she was going with a friend and she actually had a photo of them like kind of one time they went to Disneyland and she told her parents she was going with a friend
and she actually had a photo of them
like kind of in like a romantic stance in Disneyland together
which she was under 18 so she had all this evidence
and she called him on the phone
and got him to you know say oh I'm sorry or admit to it
but he was still like not really sorry
but he basically admitted to it that all that evidence
and he was convicted and now he's doing 66 years.
So, good for her.
Oh, this is emerged.
Sorry, I didn't leave the gross stuff at the end of the show,
but that's why it's at the end of the show.
Mackenzie Phillips actually wrote about this book
in my book, which I can't remember which book it was, either
made a proper life, or you'll never have a blue ball in the town again, because it was
the juiciest book I'd ever wrote in my life.
Mackenzie Phillips was on one day of time, and her dad was John Phillips, and he was
like in the mom and the poppas.
So she grew up in a Hollywood family.
There were drugs all around.
She had a big problem with drugs in alcohol,
a heroin addict, whatever, but the G, of course,
because she was an epitome baby, got cast in this show,
one at a time that was a big hit,
about a single mother to two daughters,
and she played one of the daughters.
And at some point, she starts performing with her dad.
And one night, and it's all in the book,
one night they're high, they're doing drugs together,
and he just starts to make out with her. And they start to have. Now, she is over, well over 18.
She's like in her 20s and she's married. And they start going on the road together, and they are
having a consensual, sexual relationship. At that point, it's consensual because she is of age.
Oh my God. But then it's like, we're high, whatever. So she's in the book. I could not believe it.
I just it was just a shocking book. I'll bring it up all the time. But now it's in the news again
because I think she has a podcast and or her sister does and they talked about it there. And
the one sister stuck by her a lot of other people in the family were like, I think
you're crazy, you were a drug addict, why are you talking about this like that?
And then eventually she had a pregnancy scare, or she was pregnant.
And she didn't know if it was her dad's baby or her husband's baby.
And so she terminated that pregnancy.
And that's when she broke up with her dad.
Crazy, crazy.
Well guys, to end on that note,
the show is called Juicey Scoop.
And sometimes it can get a little dark in juicy.
Anyway, thank you so much.
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