Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Vanderpump Rules' Raquel’s Revenge with Fortune Feimster

Episode Date: March 9, 2023

The hilarious Fortune Feimster is here to discuss the latest on the scandal of the year. Tom Sandoval and Raquel have put out apology statements and gone to therapy. Raquel was issued a temporary restraining order protecting her from Scheana. Is this to get out of the reunion or to punish Scheana? Brandi Glanville demands that the audio is released to prove Caroline Manzo was into the kiss. A couple is abandoned on a snorkeling trip. Ouija Boards are still spooking kids. Why are Tyga and Avril dating? A man with a woman’s ass is fast but is his ass real? Did Prince Harry really expect the Royals to come to Lilibet’s christening? Cousin sex happens all the time. Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Get tickets to see Fortune:  https://www.fortunefeimster.com/calendar.php#.ZAku1y-B2gQ Follow Fortune on Instagram: @FortuneFeimster Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Wow, no, no, no, everyone's favorite. I'm I'm just a pop in and everyone hopefully smile Listen, you're a regular but you are so busy you can't be as regular as everyone would like so it's real They're there are other favorites now, which I'm happy for them. Okay, because you guys are Spending a lot of love and pop culture and GC's good. I'm happy for them. Okay. Because you guys are spreading a lot of love and pop culture and GC SKU. I'm trying, but I'm fortunate I'm so excited to talk to you because we are going to have to do the follow-up of the biggest story of my life.

You're getting right into it. That's how big this story is. Vanderpump rules scandal. Many people said I explained it very well to Chris. You are, you said you're short of up on it. So you can ask any questions. I will be asking questions because here's here's how good this scandal is. I've never watched a single episode of Vanderpump rules.

That's the name of it, right? Yeah. Never watched it ever. I don't know who anyone is. I know of Lala because of she comes on. Yeah, she's not here in Jeff Lewis. I know of Lala because of the she comes on. She's not here in Jeff Lewis. But this scandal is so intriguing

that I've been following it for the last few days, not knowing any of these people or the context, the show, and I know that it's even juicier for the people that have followed this because there's all this friend group is so. Well, it's funny like why we're so intrigued, right? So yesterday I go to Dr. Cassabin who does my Botox everybody lift him deep Beverly Hills and he walks it up that little baby face of yours he walks

in with all his needles and he's like so what is this better proper so I do explain the whole thing like he's like getting like me and I'm like I'm just like could you just listen to my show right anyway people so there's some things that have happened okay Ha get into it girl. So as you know Tom Santa ball was with Ariana They live together on the home together in Valley Village and nine years together and we find out that he's been sleeping with Rockal who's actual name is Rachel who's actual name is Rachel who for-reviewed-y pageant 28 years old no and everybody's blindsided all the friends are blindsided everyone's into tizzy because she also smooch his best ran at one point. Tom

Schwartz. Yes, which I didn't know they were the Tom and Tom of Tom Tom. They are the Tom Tom. Everything's coming together now. Yes. Okay. So, so first of all, let me read. Can I just ask you one question before I get into this? Yes. At what point does one go from Rachel to Rock Hill? I love it. you said that. I don't know because Lala is my girl, but at one time she was Lauren. That's true, yeah. So I joked the other day that I'm going to be

Heather Reena, Nick Donaldina, just like Gloria. I guess once you know you're going to be on a hit TV show, you're like, you know Rachel's just a little boring. I think I need to amp it up. I think I'm now Raquel. I kind of feel like that weird level.

Like I feel like Lawlikon is kind of cool because it kind of comes from like Lauren. It's like, if I really, my name was Heather, it is. If my name were Heather. I think it would have to be like, Hila or something. Like how's gonna go like a little different a little different like I wouldn't just go from Heather to like Hillary I wouldn't that's too close together. I don't know that I would remember Lauren Kent. Yeah, but I will remember Lala. I can't yeah, so it does work right and what about you fortune?

Well, my fortune is my middle name, right, but as a little about you, Fortune? Well, Fortune's my middle name. Right. But as a little girl, you were Emily. I was Emily. Yeah, so why you're back? No, I'm not begging. I'm just saying, what is the thing that I know might, where my thing was? When was the day that you said, I think Fortune's

gonna make me a star versus Emily. What was it that? It was, I did my very first ever improv class and no one knew me in LA. I was like in early 20s. For those that don't know the story, fortunes my middle name, I grew up as Emily, but my grandmother always wanted me to be fortune.

And my mom told her I would have to be Miss America to live up to a name like that, but just that how dare you not think I could be Miss America. So Rachel wanted to be Miss America. So I, but my mom loved them. Emily, I was named after her cousin. And when after my grandmother died, I was like, in back of my head, I was like, fiber, do any sort of performance. I think I'm going to try fortune. It's kind of a nod to my grandmother, thinking I

could be Emily in life and fortune on stage, but it doesn't quite work like that. You kind of become that person. So I did my first ever groundlings improv class. And I was like, no one knows me. I'm going to just say my name's fortune. I'm just curious. It's kind of like a social experiment. Yeah. And at the end of the class, we, you know, the how they do the games, we sat a circle. And the teacher said, I want everyone to try to remember people's name.

Just say out, and no one can remember anyone's name. And then all 15 people went fortune, fortune, fortune, fortune. And I went, there you go. You're like a star is born. A star is born, baby. And you left that class and you said, I'm doing this, That Emily is dead.

But it was waited for me to have a, you know, it's a cool family name. It's my great girl. I know I love it. And not my grandma. It's super unique. And obviously it's the only reason that you're famous today. That's the only reason. The only reason.

The only reason. Okay, so Tom Sandivall first put out a statement where he was like, please, please don't attack my business with Tom Schwartz, they have two restaurants. Don't leave the mean reviews on Yelp. Everyone is suffering. I'm not the only one that owns this thing. But he never mentioned Ariana,

which made the fans do. Oh, he didn't apologize. So last night, he wrote this. Wait, let me do the fuck, let me do Tom's first. So Tom's came out first and then Rakell's came shortly after. Where did he release it? On his Instagram. Okay. I want to first and foremost apologize to everyone I've heard through the process. Most of all, I want to apologize to Ariana. I made mistakes. I was selfish. I made reckless decisions that hurt somebody I love. No one deserves to feel that pain so dramatically and publicly.

I can only imagine how devastating this has been for Ariana and everyone around us. I feel really horrible about that. My biggest regret is that I dishonored Ariana. I never meant to disappoint so many people, including our loving families and friends. I love that. I never meant to. We know. We know while you're screwing Raquel, you were like, I hope this hurts my friends and family. We know you were just completely selfish. Right. Because that's what cheaters are.

That's what they're doing. They're selfish. I can only imagine a devastating spend for Ariana everyone around us. I feel really horrible about that. My biggest regret is that I dishonored Ariana. I never meant to disappoint so many people, including our loving families and friends.

My love for Ariana was stronger than any camera could ever have captured. I don't believe you wrote that sentence, too profound. Some of our best times together were never filmed and same goes for some of our biggest struggles. I wish things happened in a different order because I still like Raquel, that's what I think. Really? In a different order because I still like Raquel, that's what I think. Really?

In a different order, yeah. And our relationship was not severely tarnished and that I ended with the same respect for her that it began with. I owed our own a better. I am beyond sad that I ended it, ended the way it did. The choices I made hurt so many people.

I acted in a way that clashes with who, with who and how I want to be, who, yeah, want, okay. I will continue to reflect and work on myself. I've worked to do. I always have and I always will. I think it was a very good put together thing. I think he had a lot of hands in helping him write it. The amount of times that he said the name Ariana is good

since he didn't mention the first one. It's the best he could have said. Right. So I mean, honestly, from what I've read about their relationship, it seemed like they were like kind of not boning, not great path, right? Well, I, it's just a shame that they couldn't have just ended it without the Raquel. What I think happened is I think they have, like, you know, she's had some issues, like mental

health, she did kind of say she was by at one time. But I kind of think they were in a really, really good place and a really happy place. And I, but I also think they might have been a little living like roommates. Right. But no one was trying to, this is just my personal opinion. No one was trying to bone each other. Okay. But they were also like, we're not fighting.

Right. So like, I think she was completely blindsided and she never suspected anything. Because they were getting along really well and he was doing his cover band stuff and she was having fun supporting him and she was hoping to open her sandwich shop with Katie and they're on the show and the restaurant opens and.

Right, I just don't think. It seemed like things were good and that he was busy. She just assumed he was busy with the restaurant so the band. To invite our single friend, she's got nothing. She's sorry, we're out. I think our honor was like, let's invite our single friend, Ra they would all hang out all the time really

and call that sucks yeah you know oh and then she said he's like a big brother to me okay so then that's what she said about her and she said Tom taught me how to have boundaries I don't know so I know you failed at that one and so I don't know. I'm so supportive. I know. You failed at that one. And so I don't know. This look of his is interesting. Is this for the band? The mustache is new. He wears a lot of eyeliner.

And the hair is like, yeah, because he's very into this like, this rocker. Yeah. Okay. He's like, Countess Luian 2.0. And she found out the night of his show, right? She like,

so they were at the show. His show, which was Wednesday night in Orange County Yeah, and Raquel and Shina were doing watch what happens live Yeah, she's another cast member in New York three hours ahead. Yeah, and Somehow This is what I think shit has got his phone or I think he was like here answered this person Like I think it was pie a mutual friend of theirs I was like I'm gonna meet you backstage.

She answers the phone and hangs up. And now the phone's open and she has access and something compelled her to look at the text exchange between the two of them. She must have already figured it out. There must have been something that made her just go, let me look at this. In it she scrolls through and sees that there's a recorded

face time of Raquel doing something sexual to herself. Now, I read today that Raquel, yeah. So Raquel has since hired attorneys and everything. And one thing that went out was a cease and disassist letter to all the cast members saying don't send that recording. Yes. If there's some reason you have access to this recording, You can share it with anybody and don't delete it.

Or even if you keep it on your phone, you could be facing legal troubles. Oh my gosh. Because, yeah, 1,000%. She's had to have other people have seen this video in that brand group. Don't you think? Maybe they have.

Yeah. Maybe they have. But like, so then Lala gets the cease and desist letter in her email and she goes off and she's like, I'm not dealing with this. You know, I got a baby to take care of. Okay. And I never had somebody to send something in my email.

Send it to my attorney, Darryl. Send it to Darryl. So everybody goes crazy. Everyone sent it to... Oh my God. So that she made the shirt. Yeah, she made the shirt. That is so...

Send it to Darryl. Lala Ked. I was crazy. Everyone's in it. Oh my God. She made the shirt. She made it. Yeah, she made the shirt. That is so bad. Then it to Danny, Walla Ked. I actually would totally rock that so. I know. I don't even know who Darryl is. And I think that's hilarious.

I have everyone like everyone's in. I took Darryl. Then it to my attorney. Law is a business woman. She's like, oh, she's making money move. She already sold out all the leftover palettes that she did with Rock Hell, all the Bambi-Died bitch.

Yeah, and they've already sold out. Sold out. She cut them down prices. I've never met Lala, but she's making it. Well, you missed my Christmas party. I know. Okay, so then, now the next thing that happened is

Rock Hell filed a restraining order, a temporary restraining order against Shina. Let me get a photo of Shina. Now, this is all, we know this is her effect. This is a fact. It's just temporary, though. Okay. So, the way you do that,

I don't know who Shina is. Okay, so Shina is the one who started the show. Oh. Shina was, wait for seeing at Vanderpump's restaurant and somehow Brandi Glanville or whatever revealed to Lisa Vanderpump that girl who works for you, Sheeda, slept with my husband, Eddie Sibreon before he left me for the girls. Who is the lead so, and they were like, this is juicy. Yeah, and then she's like, you know what, you should do the brandy.

You should confront Sheena by next to Ben. What? I think I live my life like this. And Brandy Glamrell confronts Sheena and Sheena's like, oh, it was on the show. Yes, it was this, it was like the kickoff. That's what everyone's talking about. It was the kickoff to the show.

Every because everyone was this, it was like the kickoff. That's what everyone started with. It was the kickoff to the show. Every cause everyone was like, oh the OGs know that this show started on housewives. Yeah. The Hills and I didn't know what they were talking about cause I didn't get into Beverly Hills, I think to like a season after that. Right, so then, you know, so she knows, you know, saying like,

yes, I was this young girl and this, you know, he told me he was single and this and whatever. Okay. So, she gonna go on. But why is Rick Kell doing our restraining order? Um, I'll tell you why. So she, she gonna go on to get married, divorced. Okay.

Now she's married again and she has a two year old. Okay. Almost two, named Summer. And she became really good friends with Rick Kell because what, what Kell was trying to get with Tom Schwartz, and Katie was mad about it, whose Tom Schwartz is ex-wife. Katie.

He's also on the show? Yeah. Wow. Okay. She was like, don't, Katie, let her be single, whatever. Okay. And Katie was pissed at Chena. So Chena sticks her neck out of line for Raquel.

I see. So now they've done Waterhunt and Slime. They've done it in the shot. That's the person she never had. And they're out three hours ahead. Yeah, yeah. Ariana sees the phone. Oh my god. This is so juicy. I know and knows that they have been fucking no doubt about it. Okay, she doesn't know that she takes a She immediately gets a hold of somehow calls her texts or something else she Yeah, she shares with her what's going on and she can

Confir confront allegedly allegedly She know was so upset that maybe something Physical happened between she and Raquel that night because they're hanging out in the U.S. And she is but like I don't think there's like surveillance cameras or anything like that Okay, but I guess there was enough of a compelling story for Raquel to get the paperwork together They get a temporary restraining order against China. So now, I guess China has been served with this. And now it's, this is a, a, a, March 27th is when China has to show up to defend herself and say,

I, you don't need a restraining order. I'm assuming I'm not, I don't live with this girl. I'm not, I blocked her from Instagram. I haven't talked to her since. Now can I ask you a question? Obviously what happened is real, the cheating and everything. Yes, yes. But do you think some of this is going a little extra because of the show?

Like is a little, are we going a little over, overkill with the drama because they know as juicy television or do you think this would be happening happening without the camera? Well, I think the aftermath of what I'm saying now about a restraining order and all that stuff. Yes. That's to save Raquel's future like I think. Okay. Like I, I, I, you're just a show up here.

I think Raquel, which I'll read her statement, is appearing to be like a victim. I'm the victim of physical assault. I've lost everything. Everyone's pointing to me. Yeah. Okay. And we're gonna read her statement a minute. Okay. So I think, yes, I don't think if they were just waitresses

and she got caught screwing someone else's guy and she, and they pushed her or whatever. I don't think she would then go down to the Van Ayes courthouse in the cold and wait in line with her paperwork. No, I don't think she would then go down to the Van Aes Court House in the cold and wait in line with her paperwork. No, I don't think she would. Okay. The freezing cold and Van Aes.

It's 55 today. It's been horrible. I mean, come on. No, I don't think you would bother. And restraining orders are a really big deal that started because someone had to get a restraining order from their horrible husband or boyfriend that like wanted to kill them.

So I mean, I hope that there is no need for it to be a permanent thing. I think that she has a good case. But still, it's gotta be really stressful for Sheena. She's gonna have to now has to get an attorney and fight this thing. But a lot of people think that she's doing this whole thing. But also they have to reunion at some point to get out of the reunion or or Raquel does reunion and Sheena has to be on a zoom because they

can't be in the same room together. They're folding as we see. But I think as Sheena that's like bitch, I was the original. Right. Like really, but at the same time someone was like, no, there's no, you know, a girl okay to put your hands on somebody, whatever. We don't know if she did. We don't know anything. We don't know any of that.

That's just the rumors, okay? And what people are writing. So now this is what, so last night, Raquel comes out with a statement, kind of late at night. She did. I want to apologize for my actions and my choices foremost to Ariana and to my friends and fans who are so invested in our relationship.

There is no excuse. I am not a victim. And I must own my actions and I deeply regret hurting Ariana. I am reflecting on my choices speaking to a counselor. And I am learning things about myself, such as my patterns of codependency and addiction to being and feeling loved.

Love addiction is every cheaters. Get out of jail free card. I have sought emotional validation through intimate connections that are not healthy with regard to my own well-being, sometimes negatively affecting others, and often prioritizing the intimate connection over my friendships. Although I chose to be on a reality show accepting the good and the bad,

what comes with it beyond my own actions, I have been physically assaulted, lost friendships, received death threats, and hate emails in addition to having had my privacy violated. I've begun counseling to end my unhealthy behavioral cycle, learn to set stronger emotional boundaries, and learn to protect my mental health. I don't expect sympathy, understanding or forgiveness. Right now, I must focus on my own health and well-being. And as I strive to be a better person moving forward, I will prioritize my mental health and learn from my mistakes.

So she has PR company, but then I heard the PR company fired her. She is family. She has ever... This, again, I think this was a really good move. Mm-hmm. I Predicted that she would go to some type of rehab blaming on alcohol I also said that she would probably say she was groomed even though she's 28 by a 40-year-old Tom Sandivall But she should say that she didn't that was my prediction, but I think I was a little bit close But she didn't say that. She didn't, that was my prediction. But I think I was a little bit close. The love addiction and saying that you have been a victim of some screwed up relationships.

But I was addicted to someone like you. But also saying I'm not a victim staying it, but then basically saying I am is kind of smart. So both of their writers were good. So you approve these messages? Yes, I think they're both smart moves. But the question is, will they... So then, let me tell you what else has happened. OK.

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So there. This is more juicy. Scoop. Tom and and Raquel do a scene on camera and they filled. Okay. Recently. I just saw this like Saturday or something. Oh my God. The TV show must be so pumped.

They're in production. Well, no, they weren't. They were all done. They were just getting ready to do the reunion with all this broke and they picked up the cameras. Whoa. And so they get there and according to the rumors and entertainment tonight or whoever's saying it. They did this, they filmed the scene with Raquel.

He did kiss her, but he didn't like the way it came out and he wants to refill them and they're like saying no. Yeah. And he's saying, well, that I'm not going to do the reunion. Oh, okay. Now they really want that. Obviously, he won't film anymore at all, including the reunion, but he knows he has some leverage.

I mean, this is the time to definitely work the leverage. Now, I, now people say, right from the start there, they're in love and they want to be together. I, yeah, I was gonna ask what you think. It's a really hard, it's really hard, because I said, like, listen, the only way, as a couple of days ago, I was like, I think if she's just, if she's gonna leave,

and not come back to Vanderproportors, I think that she needs to do a larsa pippin and just get a complete face transplant. Larsa pippin is on my real house as a man. We know that she did or we're just assuming. Well, you're telling me these two girls look alike. That's the same person. Oh, I didn't know that. Pfft. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like that's the same person. I didn't know that. I don't want you to show.

Larson Pitpin was unreal half-fothered by Ami. They don't want to hide us for six months and she came back like this. Is this she dating Michael Jordan's son? Yeah. And she was married to Scotty Pippin. Wow. But when she married him, she's like middle eastern and she's... I think these versions of her pretty little. Totally pretty. But I mean mean it's a point where you'd have to get a different driver's license

Right and like I don't know if they were lips are a lot bigger lips knows and the shape of the face and everything The arch of the eyebrow everything. Yeah, well she anyway. I only divorce living her best life I almost felt like Ruckette would have to do that just like I'm no witness protection. No She's gonna get okay.'re all gonna get through this. So anyway, Tom also was lucky enough to have cameras catch him as he went to a therapy appointment. Oh, okay. I'm like, okay, you're telling me like a therapist couldn't go. You know what? Let me just hop

in my car and go to your friends' apartment and do it there. No, come to my therapy, my medical building at Witsit and what I'm doing. I've definitely been with people who are like, oh, I can't believe Papa Rattlinger here. And they're like fixing their hair and that's already perfectly quaffed. And they're like exhausted. They're full of makeup and I go,

wait, who's here? And they're like, hold up there. And you're like, okay, come on. Have you been walking across the street with somebody? I'm not gonna say who, but I have been with people who suddenly they're paparazzi, and they acted like, I can't believe they're here. And I was like, okay.

I love that. They're like full hair and makeup's done, and I remember being like, why are they so dressed so? Oh. We're like a regular day. You know what I mean? Like not an event. So you know, Tom is trying, obviously,

he's going to therapy, he's all screwed up. So let me see everything that I got here. I want to make sure I got all this good. And it's a Darryl. That is the gonna sell this art cake. Oh, oh, so then oh also this was interesting There's this thing called cam soda and they according to TMZ yesterday offered him an adult live stream And I meet everyone immediately thought because no one bothers to go and then click and read the whole article So all the comments were like it's porn. It's like a live stream porn.

No, it's not. What they offered him. So he has this cover band. Yeah. And he has 12 cities in coming up. And they said, we're going to offer you, Tom Santaval and the most extras or whatever his band is called. To $550,000 or something like that.

And 45,000 a show for you to stream the show,000 or something like that, and $45,000 a show for you to stream the show, all 12 shows. So that, just stream it, just stream it, but do it, but I know, but all 12 times, and I'm like, okay, but it's cover band stuff. It's not like, it's a song. But also once you stream it once, why would you have to stream it all the different ones,

and you're not going to different cities. He's making the cat in the chair. Apparently he turned it down, but I'm like, you need to take that check, right? You need to take that check. Yeah, maybe listen, we don't know the details of, I don't know who this company is, so I can... I think you could stream it once. I'm saying this based off of you saying,

just streaming a show. I think you could stream it once, I don't know why you'd have to stream it 12 different times. But if they're gonna pay you a show show hey, and it's not based on views Whatever take it again. I don't money if this is a porn side. I have no idea No, I don't maybe they do porn too, but this is for I have no idea and Then Annie was like what he should do is stream his therapy session just like Prince Harry did Oh, is that what that was that's what he should do stream the theory

I am I maybe he's trying to you know not look like a more of a jerk just like Prince Harry did. Oh, is that what that was? That's what he should do. Stream the theories. I am. I maybe he's trying to, you know, not look like it's more of a jerk by caching in on this, which I understand. So, you know, after the horribly yelled reviews, I also heard the last two days, the last night the restaurant was full again.

I mean, people at the app like they're gonna have pitchforks and stuff. Yeah. But, you know, a couple days go by. They're like, I want some sliders. Yeah, and this is fresh, not so bad. Yeah. I mean, they're like, too early on in there,

like, but I do like the drink. Right. And so I'm like, at first I was like, oh my God, you know, it's the show, God, it's show coming up in a month. He probably, that's probably still out, what do you think? Now I think it will. Yeah. And I think, I didn't know who he was before this.

And also he'll have four therapy sessions under his belt. People can forgive you once you've gone to therapy for time. I did not know who one of these people were besides Lala before this. And now I know who everyone is. I predict Ariana will be asked to do dancing with the stars. She's got a real cute little body. I don't know if she can dance.

Everyone talks about how sweet she is. She's very sweet. Oh, can you give me the book? I have to show you her book. That's why I think everyone's coming to her defense more because she's like, so sweet, right? She really is. And she's really pretty. I never met her. And then Stasi, he used to be on the show. She was an original one. And then Stasi, he used to be on the show. She was an original one. Stasi. It's not Stasi. It's Stasi.

Stasi. I really don't know. I'm asking. Stasi. So she used to be on the show, but no more. Right. And so I don't know what, I think I gotta go start watching the show, right?

Yes. And so she revealed, I don't know if it's on her podcast or what, but she revealed, obviously, she's team Ariana and she doesn't think that she should even be, that there should even be any question that she is. She hates that he's part of her book, okay? So this is fancy as fuck cocktails that they did together. Stodd. Let's see.

And no, Ariana. Oh, that's our honor. Yeah. And it's really a great book. Oh, really? They both, they both signed it for me. You can see, stay fancy, Heather, and keep keep it juicy Ariana and then Tom just wrote his name Yeah, real big, too. Yeah, and anyway, um, it's really nice book with all these recipes and really great photography

That's a cute picture of them, but originally on the show she wanted to do it herself And then he like he had got himself into it. Yeah, can I ask yes? What how did people feel about him prescandal? Was he, you know, was was he the villain of the show? Or interestingly enough, he was not the most hated. Okay. Jacks was. Oh, okay.

And but I've heard that name before. So Jacks left the show the same time, Stoci. They kind of they got rid of a bunch of people because it was, you know, 2020 and people were doing bad tweets and things were being found out. And they said, let's just get rid of all of these people that are deemed problematic. Since then, Jack's has remained married to his one and only wife,

right? Even though he had one night stands and stuff throughout cheating on him. Oh, really? That's about the thing. But he had one night stands and stuff throughout cheating on really but he had a two year old and so key now they're like the most stable people and he had turned on Tom sand of all towards jax's wedding and nobody understood why he

like hated him okay so i've been texting jacks and i said you really are the number one guy in the group and he's like i knew I, now everyone realizes it. And I think he knew that he, that Tom's Tanaval was the real douche. Oh, he knew a deep down douche. But he wasn't, I think he was, I think he was, I think Jack's was like, I think Jack's was like,

look, I know I'm appearing as a douche because I've cheated on a girlfriend of how to one night stay and whatever. But, but I know this guy's up to something. This guy is douche times 10. Yeah. I'm a level three douche. What is the number one?

I sell it all over. That's what I'm writing a lot. The number one guy, what is that? So at one time, you got in a fight with Tom Sattavall and whatever. And Jack's goes, I'm the number one guy in this group. What does that mean? Just like I'm the most popular.

Yeah, I'm the most famous. On the show and in? Just like I'm the I'm the most popular. Yeah, I'm the most famous. On the show and in real life, I'm I'm the one that's made this show famous. I'm the one that's and he really was the most famous. Okay. People knew the name Jack. Sure. And he's very polarized, rising and entertaining and everything else. So like, so that's why it's kind of coming out. And then Stasi says also we all knew that sand of all was an incredible self just narcissistic and egotistical person who spent 10 years trying to convince everyone he was the good guy. Oh, interesting. Okay. Okay. You have to be a new level of evil to do this to someone who has been nothing but wonderful

partner to you. That's what Stasi said. Okay. So they're like rally what Stasi said. Okay, so the big question is, you know, where do they go from here? With the reunion, with, are they going to stay together? They're going to break up. What's the figure of the show look like? Because of this group? It's pretty fractured right now. I think what will happen is the group is probably telling everybody, I'm telling the producers, everybody. We will never, ever film, go to lunch with Rockcal or Tom Sanable ever again. Then they'll see the ratings by these episodes. If I worked on the show, I would say let's, we totally trust you. Let's table this.

Yes, yeah. We totally trust you. Let's get through the reunion. Each a little time passable time passable time. And then we say, listen, this is a pretty great gig. This is a juicy storyline. And think how if you do allow them back in, because now they're couple or maybe they're not.

Right. But if we bring them back in and you guys agree to give them another chance That'll show you to be the mature great person and the show is gonna be that much more successful If we keep this storyline going because even Dr. Cassabia is asking Heather about it So like people of all levels But I could also see a world in which they have like the Vanderpump restaurants with the, you know, yeah, because they do Villa Blanc concert and the Villa Blanc is no longer around, but they have the turn. Oh, it's not. Okay. So Tom Tom, they that Tom Tom, she owns part of, but I think they have

like, and then Tom, Schwarzen Sandi, Sanibal is just the two thoms. I think they do, like, kind of separate story lines where they're following the one group at the two, like, mainly Sy restaurants. And then they have, and then they follow the Tom and Tom at their restaurants, and then occasionally, the world's half to the intermingle. Don't you think? Kind of something like that.

Maybe, and then it's like, where does this leave, dumb Tom Schwartz? Like he's been under Tom SantaValls thumb. No, we don't know if he was in on it and being a cover for him this whole time. That's interesting. Or if he really is that dumb. And I think it could be either.

I think it could turn into a them versus us show. They're restaurants restaurants our restaurants. Mmm. Lisa being the Leate like the Person who takes on yeah, okay. I don't know that's my That could be it But I can also see where I was where they don't let Requel back where they let Tom back Which yeah Right because he's been there for what, nine seasons,

or what, she's newer. Or for Kel. I think for Kel's super thirsty. So it could be that, that says, I don't wanna come back ever. I wanna, but I think that she will. And I don't think that, that Requel is like a Brandy Glendale

that will get things like big brother and traders and stuff because she was really a pretty boring, undynamic person to watch. And when she broke up with James, was how she on the show, she was a super cast member. Yeah, she was a super fan who went to DJ James Kennedy's show, fell in love with James Kennedy, got engaged, got to be on the show,

got to be a regular on the show. They broke up, then she acted like a single girl, but she was screwing Tom Santa by the whole time. But she wasn't like funny, she's not like, witty, she's not like, she's not coming up with send it to Darryl sweatshirt. No, she's not. She's not, like I said,

she's not like a brand new glam bill, you know what I mean? She's just not, she's like, I don't know why, baby. So I'm like, I don't know that she's got like a big I don't think that some other person's gonna like snatch up this villain. I Think you have to so but if they stay together if they really are in love Then or God forbid she's pregnant or happiness whatever then we have to accept and embrace There's a life here. We can't be so cruel to them.

Okay. I don't know. So when is this whole, these episodes gonna air? Is this the end time soon? So that we still have episodes going on right now, and then they're probably re-editing them to like focus more on this and get rid of the boring shit,

cut some manicures, scenes and stuff, and get to the juice. They were supposed to go on Winterhouse, which is like, winter house is like, they take a bunch of people from all these different shows, like Southern Charm and what, and then that are single and put them in a house in the winter and hope that they fuck

after going to the Chakuzi. Oh, okay. Yeah. And then, so they were going to invite the two of them to be on it. They were about to leave like yesterday. Oh wait, both the tundle? Yes, it was gonna be like, we They were about to leave like yesterday. Oh wait, pre-eats candle? Yes, he was gonna go to the house in a relationship.

Yeah. Oh, it's not a single hell. It's not a hundred percent single. It doesn't sound like a place for a person that has a non-earlatio relationship. It's not, it's really not. But he would have gotten in trouble somewhere. Yes, yeah, I think so.

Okay. So they might not go now. Yeah, they're both not going okay or it's been put on hold okay, and then let me see what else I have So many stories and awesome they started they were starting their sandwich restaurant Ariana this is a R&K

Yes, and they have this something about her was the name of the sandwich restaurant you I have told them to change the name Oh, yeah to the better halves. I Don't know about that. I all right Better but what is what is half a sandwich? Oh, is that their whole thing? No, I'm making it I think it should be half a sandwich half a sandwich We got two halves of two different sandwiches wouldn't you like that? You know when you can't decide you really can't stop Between suit two sandwiches You can have a half of each that isn't good idea. What is unapologetically it says unapologetically feminine and

unsunantly delicious like yeah this is so it's catering to ladies who launch yeah unapologetically feminine. I'm not gonna apologize about how feminine I am You need it should you my dady lunch, all right, anyway, so they're gonna call it shot. No, it's Something about her I know where there is the initial no with are there is it gonna be shot for sure? Sexual oh be shot for sure. Yeah. Sexual. What is there? Oh, sh. That's a unique. I never knew that.

I never knew that. I was this video days old when I realized that actually that's what I know. Yeah. I think they'll call it Shaw, but it's Ariana's restaurant, but Tom was part of it with Katie with Katie. So they were both it. With Katie. Oh, with Katie. So, they were both with the Toms. Oh. And now they're both single.

Oh, well, that. Hence why I said the better. Maybe she'd call it revenge or something. They should it should be like, but then I also think, I do know you're gonna be with somebody else. So like, maybe they shouldn't make it about the Toms. They should call it F you.

Something about her. Okay, Now speaking of Brandy Glanfeld, do you know about the story of her sexually assaulting? Mara? What? I clearly don't know. I'm so excited to tell you the story. I know that something happened on one of the one of the, the, the, is it legacy? No. Um, it's the girl strip. Okay, so you know, something happened that one of them left, right? So there are an ultimate girl's trip and it gets leaked out.

Oh my god, Brandy tried to kiss Caroline Manzo. Was that bad? Yeah. Oh, girl strip, maybe let's get some smoochin happening here exactly go on Let me just tell you there's a lot of Lesbian light behavior going on within the franchise

Yes, yes, I am behind I have not watched anything in so long I got a I got to get on it everyone's kind of just like smoochin each other Yes, and like you know touching each other's tits and stuff finally like smooch in each other. Yes, and like, you know, touching each other's tits and stuff. Finally. Yeah, I've been wanting this for so long after seeing them. On the stomach, they all show each other their vaginas. Oh, okay. All lifted up and judged each other's vaginas after a bunch of tequila. That reminds me of that fried green tomatoes. See, remember with Kathy Bates? No, part of that.

No, remember when she, they're at her house and they're looking at their vaginas with a mirror She can't see hers. No, why can't she see her because she can't see her? Oh, she's like too heavy. Oh, you don't remember the scene and that I don't think I saw that and it was part of her getting her power back where she was like I Look at you never saw Pridrine tomatoes. No. Another movie that had lesbian undertones. Ah, but it was what, it was the, a series of things that led to her like wanting to know. Did you get to see her vagina at the end?

Or just eat a tomato? I can't remember her. You didn't eat a tomato. Well, what if that's what it looked like, a fried green tomato? She finally saw it. She's like, my vagina looks like a fried green tomato. I don't remember that part.

I don't have never done that mirror thing. No, I don't want to see what's down there. I mean, why? I don't know that I joke, but I don't think I would want to be in a group looking at each other's vaginas. I'm judging it. Yeah.

That would be horrifying, actually. Have you done that before? No. I don't know what you're in your friends are up. The straight women are so funny like that. They're like, let me see your boobs. Let me see your vagina. No, as a straight woman, we know.

And I've shared rooms and slept in the same bed. Okay. All I know. I've had someone be like, look, let me show you something. Yeah. Or, you know, I am going to get my boobs done. And this is why. And they show you.

But then I have not been like, let me touch your boobs. Let me touch your boobs. Right. Okay. So in this, get into a boob touching. Okay. So story gets out. Brandy Glenville tries to kiss Caroline Manzo.

Then Caroline goes to the bathroom. That does seem like the person that's trying to keep the, I know, I know, of all the people, of all the lesbian. So I mean, married for like 35 years in grandma. Okay, so she goes into the bathroom with a couple other girls and Brandy allegedly pushes her against the wall and touches her chest and her genitals into which then Caroline is very uncomfortable and this other woman Alex McCord on the lock the door and releases her and she then is very upset and she leaves the next day or

Brandy leaves first and then she leaves the next day. Okay. So now Brandi's not having it. But no one's seen this footage. This is okay. No one sees the footage, but they said there's audio because they had mics on. Oh, okay. And all the fans get involved and they're like,

if this was a man who did this, Brandi would be arrested for sexual assault. And other people are like, what did you expect with Brandi? Like she's strong. And she isn't, she is an out bisexual. Like she came on my show

and she's like, I've absolutely been in relationship with girls and stuff. And she does take things too far. She's thrown a drink and people's faces. She slapped Lisa Banner, pumping a fun way. She takes it too far because she's a boozer. Okay. So now Brandy Glantville's lawyer demands

that the studio execs release the harassment audio. She wants it really? Yes, because she said the video will reveal that Brandy did not sexually harass Caroline. Caroline Manzo claims that Glanville touched her breasts in general to the area without her consent while they were off camera and on the set of the Moroccan ultimate girls trip.

Her lawyer, Brandy's lawyer, saying it's unacceptable that the production company, Shed Media and Warner Brothers, would let such a narrative take off in the media when it's damaging to Brandy Glantvot's reputation so much claim well I don't think it's really damaging to her reputation I think it's pretty typical to her behavior that's why it's very believable claiming that it was just cynical ploys for ratings. Caroline Manso in Glantvill have been saying for weeks that releasing the audio would prove their separate versions of events They both want the audio. Oh, okay. The letter is also release the tapes the letter also says that the real house was of New Jersey star Who is Caroline Manto did nothing to discourage Glanville from touching her and was outspoken about her liberal views on sex

Okay, And even offered, um, wait, hold on, sorry, I kept it by the right page. She even offered to allow her caspites to touch her breasts to confirm they weren't implants. So Caroline said, touch my boobs, they're not implant. Apparently, Manzo was asked if he was okay, and she gave a thumbs up. Then told the girls at the table that she had never kissed a girl back until now. So she kissed so now the story is that she was fine with the kiss. Okay. Wasn't freaked out by Brandy.

But then something turned us. Yeah. So Brandy is denying all the money. But we don't know where the turn happened. Yeah. That's why we need to release the tapes. I think that turned could have been, I've been on this trip for six days. And I wanna go home.

And I wanna go home. And this is a great, I think I got this mic. And it did create the love to talk about. I didn't like this and I'm tired and I'm annoyed and she's like a little fly that kept touching me and I just want out. Yeah.

And I don't know. There could be somewhere in the middle between the two stories, maybe? Maybe. But it definitely makes you want to watch this season. Yeah. Breaking news. Um, we just got the photo that TMZ is released, right? This is TMZ, um, of Rukkel's eye that supposedly was caused by Shina Shea. Um, in my opinion In my opinion, it is not bad. It does look like a scratch, like a nail scratch up on the first part of the brow.

I can't tell. I can't tell if I was getting bruising there or no. I think there is a little bruising. She also has not a speckle of makeup on. So everyone always has a little bit of dark circle around it, but there's definitely a contact. A contact for sure. There's definitely contact in a scratch.

Okay. Rukkel is saying that probably added to getting her restraining order that she had set threatened to do it again allegedly. And that's probably what got her the temporary for training. Yeah, big nails. They all have nails. But I have to say fake nails like mine are actually not that

sharp. Really? Because because like look like just They scratch real nice. They scratch, but they're not like sharp like a real girls trip Scratch others bags Well, thanks for sending me this. Okay, let's go back to our that was some this just in news That's for some breaking breaking breaking news. Anyway, so we'll see. We'll see with Caroline and Andy. They know what I'm told. So they get a release those type.

We found out how much Gen Shaw makes. On the show. Or in general. She's in prison now. Gen Shaw. I saw that. So it got revealed that because we're trying to get money for all the victims that she took.

And she makes $480,000 on the season. And that's her season three salary. But I mean, we also, I know that they keep making more each year. That's why they get rid of the OGs. Once they get to work on the rally and they're like, we've had enough of you. But also those women make most of their money off of endorsements. Hopefully they get, they have to be really smart about it. But also those women make most of their money off of endorsements and things like that, right?

They have to be really smart about it. Also, they make it like, you know, how much you can showcase your thing. I mean, or yeah, I know when that role started, as soon as Teddy's, they brought that on Beverly Hills. Yeah. They brought the big bus with the alarm coming up. But yeah, it's like, of thing, the whole bus was wrapped in it. That's when I was like, this is gone too far.

I mean, Kyle would always wear the agency hat. I mean, that's a smart thing. Whatever your bus just is, get a bunch of merch. And just be wearing that in every scene. And they're constantly wearing the agency hats. So sure, so I know that they were like, well, they're doing it. But when a bus, or I don't know if it was a bus or a bus.

Or an RV, big RV. But it was so big that I remember people one, okay, this is gone a little too far now. So I think that's when they made the start, making the rule. Well, everybody does. Like on real housewives of Miami, Leah Black is not on anymore,

but she's friends with this girl, Lisa, whose husband is this plastic surgeon who's leaving her. Okay. And she's like, let's talk and let me give you some advice of how to do well in this divorce. But she was smart. She's like, come to my office and they sat down and all of Leah's products were there.

You're dumb if you don't. I mean, I'm gonna go beyond the show. Like, I better, you know. You used to tell people you need a product. You guys tell something. I've been, yeah, I'm a real housewife consultant. Yeah, I did try and tell you the first. You're like, well, you're a businesswoman.

Then it's a derl. So, okay, so anyway, you make more each season. Right. Now, meanwhile, uh, this is from page six, Andy, uh, Cohen, apparently dist, um, Jill's there and she didn't like it. So Jill's there and they were going to do a legacy, which is like all the best New York people. Luann, she, Sonia, D'Ariinda, Kelly, Bessimone,

and anyway, they couldn't settle on, they couldn't apparently, the money was so bad. Really? That they stayed low. Yeah, just do it. And I'm doing these shows for money. It opens your world back up to all the other opportunities. Don't you think?

I do, but I also think the reality of it is, they expect a lot of you and she does live in Florida. Oh, okay. And so it's like, you don't have to live in New York and I think everybody just should do the ultimate girl trip things and try to finger each other. Do it in like, that's just like what, two weeks? It's one week done.

Oh yeah. One week one finger, one tip, and just move on. Like, I get why these women, after a certain point in life, like, do not want the cameras following them forever for like five months. Then you're either in or out. You're either in or out,

but trying to get more money out of these shows, I think it's like, yeah, exactly. It's just who cares, okay. I'm gonna move on, I'm gonna move on to this story. I'm done with Housewives for right now. Okay. I'm gonna move on. I'm gonna move on to this story. I'm done with housewise right now. Okay. This is one of my worst nightmares. You've seen, have you ever seen the movie Open Waters?

I mean, yeah. Nightmare. So this couple went snorkeling. Mm-hmm. What's up? You lost me as a star. I lost you. Where were they off the-

Maui. Maui. Mm-hmm. And all of a sudden they See the boat. No, and they see there's swimming and they're like Why are we not getting any close to the boat is the boat going further away the boat left them While they're storkling and they're like oh

My god, what are we gonna do so the good news is they weren't that far from the shore. However, they didn't wanna go to the shore because it was like rocks and coral and like, but they're like, we better go because they're not coming back. Once they got to the shore, they found someone who lived there who then like helped them. But I mean, it could have been so much worse

and so of course the place didn't count right or whatever, they were just they were yeah this is my worst nightmare. I mean anytime you go on these trips there's all of these excursions and the rules are different you know I think I've done with excursions. I have never been in this excursions. Well Jackson I went on a couple of strip ones and the people that we were with are always like do you guys want to go snorkeling? We were like, no. They're like, do you want to go on a tour of a coffee plant? We're like, no. They're like, do you want to go paddleboard? And we're like, God, no. Like, we said no to everything. They go, what do you want to do? We're like, drink by the pool.

We have a cabana like for every day. Yeah, I do do that stuff because the kid was kind of adventurous when you have kids. And then I also felt like why don't want to just, you know, but when I was younger, the first time we went to Hawaii, I was 12. We really never wanted vacations. Like the one of the only trips. So Shannon was like 14. I was 12 and we went during Christmas. And I dad was so into like this trip that like every day we'd have to get up and like go to the Polynesian Cultural Center.

And then like at one time we went to try to go to like Pearl Harbor or something, but like my dad was confused and then like he was yelling at my mom and so it took two days for us to actually go. Oh my God. So we lost two days of that. Right. And then only on actual Christmas, up my mom and took two days for us to actually go. Oh my God. So we lost two days of that. And then only on actual Christmas did we get to just hang out by the beautiful pool and

beach of our whole boat. And I remember I said, when I'm an adult, I'm going to enjoy the hotel I'm at. I'm going to enjoy this pool. I'm going to enjoy the pool. I'm like, so then through the years, we would do a few things. But now more and more, I'm like, I'm not join the show. So then through the years, we would do a few things, but now more and more, I'm not leaving the resort. Well, on that trip that we finally gave in, they go, what about a sunset cruise?

It's always a sunset cruise. We go, fine, what about a sunset cruise? So we'll lose the whole day. But we walked through the jungle to get to this boat, and it's a guy that's like, he just pulled his boat up from wherever he's not there's no license here he's drinking a beer. Where's the poster? Yeah, he's drinking a beer so he starts where they they go all across to the island or something there's a hard rock and a casino will go

like you know that's where everybody goes it's so fun we're like all right he starts he's drinking a beer and driving us in this boat. And the jacks, I think we should put our phone like in a ziplock bag or something. She's very prepared, I go, okay. And we start going, and the waves just go, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, in our face for 30 minutes, we are getting,

like imagine me with a spray gun, just shooting you in the face with water pressure. It was that for 30 minutes. And I just wish that we could have been on video because we're like, this is the worst Christmas ever alive. And we get to the island. There's no hard drive. Yeah, how many other people are on this crew? There's four of us, us and the other couple.

And this guy drinking a beer who's telling us about it, liking a girl that's too young and American, we're like, no, no, no, no, none of this, please. And we landed at Island, there's no hard rock casino, there's a sign that says hard rock casino coming and it was like two years prior. And like there was nothing there, like there was like a couple of beach bars and we got like a drink and then went back on this boat. This guy went and got more hammered. How much did it cost?

I don't remember. But this guy went and got more hammered while we had a drink. Look, it's back on the boat. Then it was pitch dark when we got back and then we had to go through a literal jungle back to our hotel, like stepping over scorpions, like monkeys in the trees, like angry yelling at us.

It was a nightmare. And then you get back to the beautiful, your resort, you're like, why didn't you? Why would we do excursions? Why leave the resort? I know that. It doesn't always stay about Mexico too. I'm like, I don't want to get into a van.

I'll do a jet ski. I like a jet ski. That's right there, who cares, it's easy. Yeah. We finally gave into the paddleboard, the wave knocked the paddle board into my hip. I've had a bad hip sense. I don't know, that are being, you know, right?

Sucedentary, I'm not sure. But it's definitely, yeah, I agree. Well, this is a story that will keep you going. Well, that story is my nightmare. Yeah. Have you ever played a Ouija board? For sure. When I was younger, that was like the thing to do.

Well, according to this, probably when I was 28, girls were hospitalized with anxiety after playing with a Ouija board at an after school club in Columbia. Whoa. So, yeah, you have to be prepared to go on that ride if you're summoning up spirits. So a lot of the comments were like, you know, don't fuck with the spirits. Right.

And they're like, this one person said, you know, when psychics and stuff say they're like talking to your dead ones and they're like really accurate, they said they're not talking to your dead ones. They're talking to familiar dead ones and they're like really accurate. They said they're not talking to your dead ones. They're talking to familiar spirits that are like, like their spirits that are like been watching for these people and they know what they know, what's happening,

but it's not necessarily talking to the dead. Interesting. But I always remember doing that thing where you'd feel it like almost magnetic. Yeah, but it, like as a group, I feel like you're kind of like making it, you know, like, you're just kind of going, but it does, sometimes it does spell stuff out. But I mean, it is just like a Hasbro board, right?

It's like what you're doing. But, you know, the thought is that you're all there with the intentions of something. Like a slumber party. Yeah. But they, I guess they got scared and there was something that was like. Hospitalization seems like a lot, but I don't know what they summon could be a little dramatic But I think that like what about like There was some chance that we were used to say it like a

Ashes just to dust that's when you try to lift someone up. Oh, it's a feather Lighter It's a board. Are you trying to Lift yeah, did you ever do that? Feathers to the board. That was a thing. ever get it? Yeah, we tried it. I don't remember if it works But you know You're supposed to yeah, just put your fingers I don't know we were always looking for ways to be scared yeah, and there was something like look in the mirror and candy man or whatever. Like candy man.

Moving on. Did you know that Avrilivina is dating Tyga? I saw that on Twitter the other day. This is like such a like a one degree of separation. Really? Between them and the car. So you know, Tyga, he was with black China, has a baby with black China. Okay.

Then, then he got with Kylie. Oh. Then black China had a baby with rock Kardashian. At one time, Aver Levine was dating Brody Jenner. Okay. Then somehow she did something with Travis Barker. She was like in his band or his protégé or something. Okay. Then somehow she did something with Travis Barker. She was like in his band or his protégé or something. Okay.

Anyway, it's just a very, the worlds are just colliding. But, but, and- This is a big family, you know. Somebody's dated somebody who's dated somebody. I mean, it's a weird matching. It is a weird matching. I would love- And then there's a rumor that he has no money

and she does and that's why he's after her. Oh, allegedly allegedly a rumor allegedly. So Adidas could be forced to literally burn up to $500 million worth of unsold apparel for Matissees like. Oh my gosh. That's a lot of. So I was like, wait, what are these easy looking like? Are they the nurse shoes or are they the alien shoes? They looked them up. They're the ones that look like They're the alien, the alien crock shoes kind of so then I looked them up and I go well how much are they going for right now? They are so ugly. I mean this really is like the emperor has no clothes like people are finally realizing how fucking ugly it was and they're um How much are they like five like you can get them now like on like Amazon and stuff for like $500

What were they before I guess like 800? Oh do imagine expensive do imagine spending that money I don't think I've ever spent that much anything meanwhile this guy He likes to wear heels and he is heterosexual man But he wears heels and skirts to the office and he's been doing it for years and he loves it. I saw him a couple years ago pop up. You did. I think he has a hat. I mean he shines every couple years.

First of all, he looks really good. Honestly, I think I've seen this guy in Palm Springs. I mean this and he has the greatest legs of anyone I've ever seen. Okay, well he's in Texas. What? Oh, he is American. I think I've seen him in Palm Springs. And he just wears like a skirt? He was wearing, you can't not see him

because he's so fit. He's like the fittest guy. His legs are gorgeous. His legs are banging. And he wears a very tight, he was wearing very tight fitting dress. And I, but he is bald. It's not like a wig, so you just notice him

because he's so like- And he wears like a man's jacket and tie and shirt, and then just wears like a really great fitted skirt and heel. If he's never been to Palm Springs, then I saw someone else who's stealing his look. So he said his wife doesn't mind, and that his closet is 50% women's clothing, and that he's been doing this for the past five years at his robotic engineering job. How I dress is not about my sexuality. I received backlash

from the LGBTQ plus community but my wife supports me. He wore heels and dance around and he dances around. Oh, he did wear heels and he danced around his room in college with his girlfriend, but never out of the house. And now he just loves it. He says, high heels give the illusion of confidence, also better calves. That's me saying that, which he enjoyed regardless of gender sexuality and his wife, she didn't want to be named, but she supports him. Listen, if she's a hervenin or a photograph, but she gives him a lot of support.

Listen if she supports it, then you know, I just think it would be hard because if like your husband just Looks so much better in a skin tight skirt than you know. Yeah, that would be tough That would be now. I want to know if that guy saw was him or is that another guy that looks just like him. Oh my gosh I'm sure there's a lot of guys that look like him that look good in the street. Maybe, yeah. Meanwhile, look at this. Talk about ugly clothes, okay?

Oh my gosh. This sweater from Nordstrom, it was $620. It's now you can get it for $372. And it's all those holes. Have you seen people with those holes? Yeah, I. It is so ugly and so lame. People buy expensive shoes that are purposely dirty.

Oh, the golden goose. I mean, I don't. I think those are on their way out. Oh, are they? I think people are showing a real life. It's expensive. I had a friend that was like, you got to buy the golden goose for when you go on stage.

And I'm like, I can't. Yeah. Is it just like, what about $700 shoes? Like, I would rather buy a cute like Gucci. That's like white and like, I like't. Yeah. Because it's like, $700 shoes. I would rather buy a cute like Gucci. That's like white and like I like the little, you know, like a clean look. Like a Gucci sneaker. Yeah, like a clean Gucci sneaker. Like why would I get like a dirty thing?

Right. Okay. I'm like, look at this. Well, that's probably, maybe that's one they're having to put it on sale. Maybe people are. This one's $516. Some people can rock that look, but not everybody. Now, I don't know if this is real or not.

Okay. Okay. But it's this guy running, just like broke some record. And, but he has a woman's ass. It's incredible. And I read the comments and I cannot figure out if this is real or not. Uh-huh. And this was a Photoshop thing.

Well, yes, because he's wearing an outfit that's not a normal running outfit. Yeah, he has one like a belt. He has a belt on him like in most people's homes. Sure, but it is the most womanly as you have ever seen. So I'm reading the comments and they're like, I think this is fake. Oh, okay. But I don't think it's fake. I don't know. What do you think I don't think it's fake. I don't know.

What do you think? You do think it's a fake ass. But like, well, this part, it does look different than that. I just don't think there's anything crazier than a man that has a complete woman's ass. Well, if he can run that fast. One time I was at a- Not holding him back.

One time I was at an open house and my mom and I were both real tears, right? So we were like, we'll send people back and forth. We had two listings on the same street. So my mom calls me and she's crying laughing. And she's like, I'm sending you over this couple that might be interested in the house. She goes, he has a woman's ass. It's like nothing I've ever seen. Yeah. I'm like, okay. So then they come in. I'm like, oh hi. You can go out the back card. I, the guy starts walking up the steps the back card. I'm staring at this

woman's ass on her ass body. I'm crying so hard. I'm like, why would you give me a heads out of this? It's a random call to me. Heather, I just want to give you a heads out. What? Is it better, Rassen? I've got. I got no but I have no but either. Flat asses are coming back in. They are.

Thank God, because I have not ever had one. Okay, wait, I'm going to go to this one. The world family didn't come to Princess a little bit to Christening despite the invite from Megan and Harry. Well now I'm not that surprised about that. Well, wasn't that... Wasn't that... Wait, did that happen recently?

Yeah, it just happened. Okay. So, I mean, he's on the outs with them. Well, also, they invited them, but they're 20 to 30 guests, and they want their children to have a relationship with the world family. Okay, so you're inviting them to the Christening.

Obviously, they're not gonna get on a plane and come over here. And be like, what have you been up to here? Right. As he's been on this major press store about their family. I think they just wanted to get the news out that they invited them.

And knowing that they didn't come. I wonder if Harry is gonna go go to his dad's for. So they've been invited. Yeah. But there's been no like death definite they're coming or not. Is it also falls on Archie's birthday? You imagine if they're like, sorry, we and we rented the bounce house in Santa Barbara. We can't get out.

We can't get out deposit back. So we're going to miss grandpa's coronation. bounce house in Santa Barbara. We can't get out. We can't get out deposit back. So we're going to miss grandpa's coordination. If he goes, then he's trying to mend some fences. Yes. And stay within the royal family and not have that totally taken away from him. But if he doesn't go, I feel like that could be

the final nail in that royal. I think it comes down to Megan. 100% they're going. You think so? 100% they are going and they're gonna want them to go because by them going, that's that many more people that are interested to read about it, watch the body language, all of it.

And I think everybody will be very cordial knowing that they're being watched. They'll be like, huh. A little bit, you know, like some little thing. And, you know, and that, so all the stuff that's in front of cameras will be like, pleasant niceties. And then, you know, screaming, I'm later.

Yeah, or then afterwards it's like, all right, bye, guys. Right. Like, oh, you're not gonna go to the after party? No, little Louis, yeah, or little Louis has, you, guys. Right. Oh, you're not gonna go to the after party? No. Little Louie. Yeah, or Little Louie has something. And yeah.

But it was great seeing you guys and take care of your body. Like something. I don't think they're gonna think you, even though he's kind of talking to them, he still kind of wants one foot in that world, right? I mean, the world. Yeah, I think I'm gonna think,

I definitely think you do. But he's supposed to, you know, just write another book. Oh, I definitely think you do. But he's supposed to write another book. Oh, really? And then like Spencer Pratt thinks that this book, like he put it out there to be like a warning. Like you better be nice to me because this isn't even half of what I could really share. I don't know.

And look how many people read this one that wasn't even that juicy. A lot of people didn't read that one. I think that they will absolutely go. Okay. And she's working on her outfits right now. Okay. That's my prediction.

There you go. So the Powerball winner. I saw that. He bought a 25.5 million dollar house in the Hollywood Hills. He bought the thing in like all to Dina or something is where he bought the ticket. So I seen that's kind of where he lived, which is like, you know, just like a middle class neighborhood.

And he chose to collect the lump sum of 997.6 million, so just under a billion. And so the match is only 3% of his earnings. And it's the most expensive purchase of the year in the hills. Is that a sign that they're about to blow a lot of money? I mean, it is a lot of money though. I would buy a brand new done house too. Yeah. If you want, but I mean, I think you got to spend it right now before you die. Right. People always die. These people always die or their family comes after them and makes their life miserable.

Were they anonymous? No, we know who he is now. I got out, I want to be anonymous. Because it just seems to invite so much trouble on here. Oh, I know, I think a lot of people do. That's why it's like, suddenly everyone knows that you always hear those stories.

Everyone's calling you all the same people. They don't know you were like targeting you They know you have so much money. I would want you being a famous comedian. Do you do it? Did was there any point in your life maybe even earlier on that you heard from like some random people that like either wanted something from you or? Um, I mean you hear from people, but it's not in like a financial way and more of just like Like I think we're related. Oh, and you're like, I don't know if we are. Yeah, but like, I mean, but people know,

I'm like, television doesn't pay what it used to. They're not, I'm not like a power ball winner, you know? Yeah, no, I'm not buying 25 million dollar homes. I know, but um, do you even buy lottery tickets? I mean, it wasn't a blue moon like Jack's like the scratch off one. Yeah, because she just thinks they're fun. My dad used to buy them all the time. Yeah. And I was like, but I never buy them.

And there's one that has like my name on it. I'm like, not my name, but no, I'm, oh, it is. Oh, I'm like, the I never buy them. And there's one that has like my name on it. Not my name, but fortune. Oh, it is. Oh, I like the most non gambling person ever. I am not a big gambler. Like every time I go to Vegas, which I'll be in Vegas, I put first at the win.

Oh, with Chris, right? Oh, yeah, Chris is coming. Oh, that's gonna be really fun. But I won't, I probably won't gamble. He, I think he's like, it's a little bit of gambling. Yeah. I'm like, I sit at the slot, spend like 50 bucks, get a drink, and that's usually it for me. Oh my god, I was doing with my friend, and like once I was up, like started with 20,

and once I was up 80, I'm like, I'm out! It's like I'm like, I'm out! I know, I'm like, oh my god. I'm like, I work so hard for the money and I lost in two seconds. I got lucky once I did a show in a casino and put in like 20 bucks in one 500, but that is not the norm. That is like so not the norm. So when I'm at the win, don't go looking for me at the slots. No, I'll be it, you know, if there's a Margarita Villain in a cheeseburger. There isn't it. There's not. The win is very classy.

It is. I've never done a show there. The win is very nice. Because you guys did it, right? The win? No, we don't. Are you the only chef? The Venetian, that's nice.

And I have something coming up soon, but I can't announce it yet. Okay. But, which the Venetian is great too. Yeah. But the win I stayed at, and it's just really, it's where, it's like, it's just really, it's where it's like, it's just all that it's really nice stores. It's really pretty. Yeah. I'm I'm it's it's a great, great hotel.

Yes. Everybody should go and get your tickets. Ireland Baldwin is pregnant with her daughter who she's naming Holland. That cute because she's like, I'm Ireland. All right. is pregnant with her daughter who she's naming Holland. Isn't that cute? Because she's like, I'm Ireland. All right. She's got some boyfriend. And Ireland is the daughter of Kim Bassinger and Alec Baldwin. And she was in the famous tape of him saying,

oh, you're a little pig. Yeah, because she didn't want to go and visit him one weekend when she was 13. And it got on the voicemail. They're cool now. I think they're totally cool. Anyway, she's pregnant. OK.

And she had a really weird baby shower. Oh. It was baby's first strip party. Whoa. The theme was, yeah. Well, the upcoming arrival was a strip club theme, baby blowout. And it was just, it was out of strip club. And it was all baby's first strip party and I mean

she's kind of an odd bird yeah she's really pretty but I mean you know it's just kind of weird yeah but well you know going up with famous parents that's a different life and they were in the havelies all the time remember Remember how much like you would get in like paparazzi were around him all. Well, I mean, because they like to promote from the moment she was born, it was chaos. Right. They lived very close to me and they went home to their house in Muldin Hills like him basking her own by herself. Okay. And that is the first time that he like

threw something on the pop rod to his car because he was taking her home from the hospital. Right, yeah. So, like, right from the start, it was like, and then, and then my, and then I remember my friend was like, oh my God, come to under the sea. It was a little play kid place.

Uh-huh. Right here, religiously goes, Alec and Ireland and Kamb her here uh-huh and um this is while they were separated and probably getting divorced but they were there with her and she was like seven and you ran down there i ran down there you were looking for this jesus dude i ran down there i was like hey i'm actually there playing with these kids oh my god um

and they were like arguing and the little girl was like, Ireland was like, oh, be nice. I was kind of sad. Then another time I saw her in combating her at a sushi place. So anyway, good story. I don't think. I was thinking about that though.

Just the other day I thought I looked up, pain him on Neil, because her dad and her mom fought all the time. So Ryan O'Neal was her dad, and then, Tatum O'Neal, which I looked up for, because I'm like, if she alive, what happened to she is alive. But she struggled with alcohol and drugs and everything.

But, do you know she's the youngest person to ever win an Oscar? She got an Oscar when she was like six years old or something. Right, yeah. Okay, now we talk about NEPO babies today. But do you imagine if you were one of the females that were nominated for an Oscar? And you weren't a nepo baby. You weren't Jamie Lee Curtis. Decades to get to this nomination. And you're like, I really think I'm gonna win. I need to look up who she was up against. Yeah, and then, I remember she came in a little tuxedo

and it's like a famous photo. And she was so cute. But yeah, she won. That would be a tough loss. That would be a really tough one. And then she goes on to not be a tough loss. That would be a really tough loss. And then she goes on to like not be an illustrious actor. Like she got married to John McInerle who had the temper.

And then it had such a drug issue that actually she lost custody of the kids. And then like she's just been on like a handful, like nothing because she struggled. But I'm like, I think she's pull it together now, right? Yeah, but I'm just saying like that that's a nipple baby story that I really went wrong and OG Neppah like you did not use that nepotism like you got that Oscar too quick. Yeah, you mean this a little too quick Like if you get your Oscar your nipple baby and you get your Oscar it's sick. Yeah, you're like you go from here

Yeah, where do I go from here exactly? Kurt Sik. Yeah. You're like, where do you go from here? Yeah, where do I go from here? Exactly. This guy got a six-pack tattoo to his stomach to be summer ready. Remember, you know you could do that with spray tan? People would do that with the spray tan, where they'd kind of give you a little bit of abs. He actually got it fully tattooed. Is that something you'd ever want to do? God, no, because no one would believe that their abs under this. No one would believe that their abs under this. That would be a waste for me. Summer ready, summer ready. And then the last story I'm going to just follow up,

do you remember the story, a battle in McCain? Of course. So this girl started Instagram and everything and she said, I think I'm battling McCain. But I felt they did a DNA test. Yeah, it's not her. It's not her, it's not her. It just sucks for that family,

because you know, there's gotta be a time, because I've heard this actually is happening a lot. There's a, many people saying, I think I might be her. So this family's having to like sift through this, these kind of claims quite a bit. I mean, and you gotta like get your hopes up a teeny bit to be like, maybe it is her.

I mean, I watched the videos and the stuff was kind of compelling. I mean, I didn't really think she looked that much like her. But, you know, like she had some weird stories and everything. And it was kind of... That's her parents were like, you little dick. Like, this girl slept with her cousin. Now she doesn't know what to do. That's...

That's not the girl though, or is this the stock photo? That is not nice to whoever this stock photo is up. Oh my God, can you imagine? I'm not saying this girl and suddenly then. When you're a stock photo model, you just agree to be a stock photo. No, but if you're totally right, this is not a girl.

I never thought that. Because you'd be like, if that's not her story, you'd be like, what the, I don't sleep with my cousin. Have you ever been attracted to my cousin? No, not a little bit. I boy, I boy cousins, and but also now. I think my cousin's you, but I'm more like trying to,

like, would be more into setting my cousin up with somebody. I'm not attracted to my cousin. I was kind of attracted to one of my cousins. Oh, no. When we were little. Heather. But it was actually, it wasn't a blood cousin. Okay.

His mom, who was my dad's niece, the mom was technically, like, adopted. Like, he married the mom. He's not blood. This is okay. Like he married, he married the mom. She agreed to say it. But I remember being, saying that like how cutie was, and I want to marry him and my older brothers being like, eh, that's your cousin, and I can understand like, why it's wrong to put an understanding on it.

Yeah. But did this person know that they were cousins? They were, yes. Right, it was out of wedding or something. I think a lot of this happens out of wedding. I think it doesn't, I mean it's pretty standard knowledge that probably is chance sleep with your cousin. Right, that's pretty across the board.

Wadley, no, no. I think a lot of people did use to marry their cousin and stuff. And the whole point is they said, don't marry your cousin because they thought it caused like birth defects, but I don't really think it does. Let's not. It sure is people to test out the theory. What cousins are going to see you on the road? Tell us where you are.

Oh, wait. If you're a cousin of Fortune you might want go. I do have a very cute cousin who's single and would love You know made a nice girl. Okay, so cousin Joe shout out Joe coat me too Joe. Well, he's from Charleston South Carolina or no He's from Florida, but he's living Charleston for a long time. And he won't be at that show, but you should come to see me in Charleston, South Carolina. Okay.

The big shows I would love for people to come to. Dude, Medford, Massachusetts, in Boston, in Portland, Maine, this coming weekend. Okay. In Atlanta and I guess the Georgia, you know, Fresno Sacramento, Vegas. So wait, there's Portland, Maine. Portland, Maine, Boston. Boston, Medford, Atlanta, you know, Fresno Sacramento Vegas. So wait, there's Portland Maine. Portland Maine.

Boston. Boston, Medford, Atlanta, Augusta, Charleston, South Carolina, Sacramento, Vegas. I had it a bunch. Like I'm going to like freaking buildings Montana. What is going on? North, why are you killing yourself? What the hell are you?

You're Pennsylvania. You are seeing every city in America. Baltimore. Is this the last, This could be the last. This store is going to go on to like next summer. But this also could be the last time you see her. Me? Why?

I don't know. That's what you get people to go. Oh, yeah. This is my farewell tour. No, I've got, I'm just throwing like crazy because that's like my main gig right now. And then that show I'm on that. Yes, I've been seeing when is that coming out? May 25th on Netflix, Boo-Bor. And they're showing you a lot in the trailer. I hit Arnold Schwarzenegger

in the wiener. I love it. I say sack tap and hit them. But because it's an action comedy, I'm the comedy part. And so everyone needs to watch that. then you everyone watch that. I'll be on here before that airs. Yeah, don't you worry But for now I'm on tour fortunefainster.com You know I love the ones the juicy scoopers coming to the show because they yell out Juicy scoop where they come to the they like scurry down to the stage But let me know they're juicy scoop it's so sweet No, and I and I see that people like put in the thing that how funny it was. Yeah. When we loved it. It was great. And so, yeah, we'll be be safe out there. Thank you. I'm

gonna see everyone a Boston. Yeah. Yeah. Frenchola will be with me in Vegas. That's the one he's coming, which will be really fun. Yeah. All right. Bye, girl. Bye, girl. All right, bye, girl. Bye, girl.