Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Vanderpump Scandal and Chris Rock with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

The Vanderpump Rules world was blindsided this weekend when it was revealed that Tom Sandoval had been cheating for allegedly seven months or more with Raquel, all while living with his girlfriend Ariana of 9 years.  I share with Chris all the details, plus my predictions on the scandal.  Chris Rock’s Netflix Special delivers the hilarious humiliation that Will Smith and Jada deserve. We share our favorite moments and topics from the comedy special. Prince Harry was diagnosed with ADD and anxiety.  Snickers will not be desexualized.  Some teachers need to be fired, and some parents should never volunteer.  Victoria’s Secret fashion show is returning.  Justin Bieber has a birthday party with party favors that Hailey must have commissioned.  RHOP's husband is suing for defamation.  Patrick Mahomes annoying Tik Tok brother is facing assault accusations.  The female cop who slept with many coworkers claims she was groomed.  Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. We have our original favorite. The number one always. Yeah. My comedy partner in life. Thank you. Chris Fangella. Yes. Thank you very much. And two of your biggest fans are in the room today. My husband Peter DeBias. Yes.

And Drake DeBias. I know. Who are actual Patreon members of Cover to Cover. Cover to Cover. Yes, but I believe. So they hear everything you say about me. I know. That's why I believe that just doing it as recon.

Yeah. They had to report back to you. That's why they listen. See, but I don't. I know they're listening. Yes. So I talk very highly of you and the podcast. Oh, good.

Yeah, I have a couple of people like that too. Jill Zaren being one of them. She's a Patreon person. So I'm always like, okay, I can only share so much. I know. I talked, I talked some shit about some people and I'm always concerned if it's going to get back to them. Because you know how the fans of you, Jews,

who far, they go and find them and find their I was recently talking about somebody who came backstage at a fortune show. And it was odd or something. Yeah, it was odd. And I was mentioning who they were and these people found them, found their Instagram page, found their business. I was like, no, leave them alone. Like, I was just, it's just fun for the podcast.

I'm not really mad at them. Also, everybody don't worry. And it's just fun for the podcast. I'm not really mad at them. Also, everybody don't worry, Annie's just sick today. Okay, so listen, I and Drake is home from ASU, but we're gonna have some fun. And I'm gonna start by telling you what my weekend was like. Okay. It started Friday 12, 23 PM. Both flights, yeah.

I had finished my work for the day and I was getting my hair done at Madison Reed. Right there in the village, they covered, they do my roots, love them. Okay. And I'm looking through my phone and I see this TMZ article, Tom Sandeval and Aronakol at Quits because he's having a fair with Raquel. They're all Vanderpump rules people. I'm all up on this. I did full research.

I'm so happy you did. Okay, so my immediate thing at 1223 was, wait, what? Because in the show, she's flirting with the other Tom Schwartz, not SantaVall. So I text my girl, Lala. Okay. I'm like, what the fuck?

Is this even true? Like what? And the rest of my weekend was shot. I've gotten four hours of sleep each night. Because you're investigating this. Investigating thinking about it, I did a special Patreon get me behind gates. I did four like viral, not viral,

but a lot of you used to me TikToks and Reels about it as things were coming to me as I was reading information. And just for the people at home, I did a very long explanation which you can get on Patreon that takes you through all the characters of the show for the last 13 years.

But for the simple thing, there's a character named Tom, not a character, he's a human being. Because it's a standalone. And he started. I'm short. Yes, he started. Yes, and Tom Schwartz. They have started yes and Tom shorts they have Tom Tom

close and the Tom Tom restaurant that they did with Lisa Vanderpump and now they have their own place that Lisa Vanderpump is not part of that's called sports and sandy and and Tom stand of all was living with own to home in Valley Village, serious girlfriend, wrote a cocktail book with her with Ariana for the last nine years. Right. They are a couple. In, within their friend group, especially the last nine months,

they became really close with newly single, Rock-Cal. Rock-Cal was a super fan of the show, came to see DJ James Kennedy perform at pump on New Year's Eve started to date him. Yes, subsequently with his girlfriend, therefore got on the her favorite show. No, DJ James Kennedy has had a night that he would do his DJing at a club. Yes. It's called it CU next Tuesday.

Right. Clever, clever, clever, clever. Also, DJ James Kennedy is really funny and extremely entertaining okay and he's very nice to be so right so they become a couple she becomes regular on the show got it but she's very acts very dimmy like dimwitted kind of and she was a former pageant girl she's from Santa Rosa. I didn't impression of her. And Lala always was kind of like, don't, she would be like, don't fuck with me, you Bambi-eyed bitch, because she did kind of have like these Bambi-ies and stuff. And so sometimes they would go long, sometimes they wouldn't, but Lala always kind of had her

like antennas up for this girl. And sometimes people would be like, why Lala? Like she seems so nice. Yeah. So they date for like many years and she, they get engaged. She and DJ James Kennedy. And he does this big engagement reveal on the show,

beautiful party expensive, kind of out in Palm Desert where Coachella is. And Tom Sandivall, who at that time is on year eight with Ariana, acts like I'm your best friend, James Kennedy. I'm going to give you $20,000 of my own money, which he has yet, it's this is not fake for the show, he never recouped it, so that you can give

the engagement presentation that you and you deserve to give to Ruck Kell. Okay. Everyone thought that was kind of weird. I just thought he was a really dumb businessman that just wanted to do something on the show. And I was like, whatever, stupid. You're gonna probably want that 20 grand one day.

Right now, you're like, who cares? Right. Anyway, time goes on. They get engaged. They break up. They reveal on the reunion that Rackel and James have broken up and they haven't boned for a year. Oh, wow. Wow.

Okay. So now Raquel's on the show again, single girl. She's boozing a lot and she's super supportive of Tam Tom Sandevol's now cover band career. Yeah. In which he's got like, like, even playing at the Canyon Club right here. We're both performed. Yeah. Very soon, like, then a couple of weeks.

It's at the end of the camp. Oh, it's coming back because he's been there a few times. Yeah, he's coming back. So I'm like, I saw him and I'm like, I can kind of sing, you know, but he has his big band. And James Kenner. Covers of like rock song. Yeah, like,

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, you know, like, I wish I could have, and then you, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da is smart, like you and I, like let's go to a show just by ourselves or with one other person and not an entire 12 piece orchestra, then we have to pay because you're not going to make any money. So James is like, you know, he's fun, but like, he has to pay all these people. So he pays all these people, he wears pants and he's just enjoying himself. And Ariana, the girlfriend of nine years, is there every time cheering with now, someone who she's become extremely close with, newly single, Rukkel. Rukkel is going to every single

one of Tom Sandevol's cover band shows, like the ultimate groupie, filming herself and this and that. And on the show, and we hear it before the show airs all my god com shorts who is married to Katie they break up after you know and they get divorced and we find out and i had dinner with Katie and lala at bravo con and Katie was very annoyed with sheena shea who is one of the regular people to show original housewife housewife. Well, no, Sheena Shea was the jump off four Vanderpump rules because Sheena Shea had a affair with Eddie Sibreon when he was married to Brandy Glambale. And Lisa Vanderpump knew this and she said, let me go look at this restaurant, some drama going on in this.

Yes. And so Lisa Vanderpump, who wanted to spin on, then says to poor Brandy, I think you should come to my restaurant and confront this Sheena Shea, and she did. And that episode then turned into Vanderpump rules. And it's brilliant because all these people did it and they're young and they're gorgeous. And it was a really fun show to watch. And throughout the years of all the people, a lot of infidelity has happened. These guys have had, you know, fan girls blow up in Miami and this and that one drunk a night, a girl slept with another guy, but it's always been like a hook up, a one-time

thing, nothing, okay? So with, so the season starts and we hear, while they're filming, that Katie's very annoyed because Sheena, who's become so close to Rukkel, Rukkel had made out with Tom Schwartz at Schwartz, not Sanable, at Sheena's wedding. And Katie feels like, Sheena, like, listen, I know I'm divorced from him, but why would you facilitate this relationship? Right, right. Sheena's like, I didn't facilitate it. I thought you guys were single and divorced,

and you're boning, and like who cares? But I feel badly now, but I'm still really close to this girl, Raquel. So now we watch the show and everybody's chiming in. Should Raquel had ever dated Tom Schwartz or not? People are giving Sheena shit, people are saying Katie Lieber Malone. And sheena goes on, watch what happens live with now her best friend, Rock Kell, defending

Rock Kell and everything. And Andy goes, okay, I want you guys to answer questions at the same time. Boos hotter, Schwartz or Sandeville, and Sandeville, and they both say Sandeville. And sheena's like, what? I thought you would say Schwartz and now we know, becauseneville. And they both say, Sanneville. And she knows like, what? I thought you would say Schwartz and now we know because the new stuff is coming out every day that according to Andy Cohen, he just did his show. He said that then, Raquel goes,

well, Sanneville has abs. How would she know that? Just that it would pop right into your head, right? And she's talking about like, well, I heard that DJ James Kennedy says you don't give BJs and she goes, well, not to him, but to other people. She goes on to do all these interviews, saying, no, no one's DMing me.

I'm just enjoying being single this and that. They finished watch what happens live, the two girls. Now, the three hours ahead in New York, probably had some drinks and into the shot skis whatever yeah meanwhile in Orange County okay meanwhile in Orange County um he's doing his song blah blah blah and Ariane is there filming woo now what song is that I'm using the the proclaimer I would walk five miles and miles and I would walk five miles in miles and I would walk five hundred. Yeah. And Ariana said, there's my boyfriend filming, okay? Okay.

All the... That was from a Johnny Depp movie, Benny and June. Okay. Remember, he played like a special neat adult. I love the like. Couldn't do that today. No, he couldn't do that. Okay, so anyway, I'm getting hot after you have a top. Okay, so not my top, my sweater. Okay. So anyway, something happens where, you

know, Tom is like someone's calling them at maybe after the show, like, Hey, buddy, I'm in the audience. Can I meet you backstage? And they see it's a mutual friend of theirs. So he's like, here or somehow she gets his phone. Yeah. Yeah, we're backstage. I'm just assuming this is what happened. And then she sees, now the phone's open. Now she sees there's a text exchange between him and Raquel. Now Raquel is their good friend. They've gone to Kachala together. They've gone to some other festival in Vegas together with Srinoshet. They've gone got all these shows. In fact, when Raquel, who's now 28, did her last pageant run because I guess once your 28,

Donald Trump kicks you out, they came to her pageant. Oh. Both of them, Sandivall and Ariana. What type of pageant is like Miss California? Miss California. Yeah, but now she's done.

So that shows, we saw some depression. I don't know what I'm going to do with my life. I'm no longer with DJ James Kennedy, but I'm like, you know, so I'm going to feel sorry for this dumb, but pretty girl. And she's just such a good friend. She's that's so supportive of Tom Sandevol. And she's always with Ariana. When Ariana just needs a friend to go to the sandival concert with. So, so then she sees the exchange. And in the exchange, according to everything that's out there allegedly, but everybody's writing about it, including people in TMZ. She sees not only inappropriate texts, but a recorded face-to-face video of the two of

them, and it's very sexual. Also, it's the two of them in the video. Yeah, like Rutkels doing something, diddling the do. Oh, four sand of all of all yes, he's doing something back I don't know that much of the teeth okay, but she knows she knows yeah done Doesn't know how long it's going on for but no well she gets a hold of Sheena who she knows it who's also her good friend because they're all real close. Yeah, like the, the, the cast is kind of split between Katie and then, and is, it's like Sheena, like, what the hell? I think Rick Hellsman, Rick Hellsman having an affair or whatever, with Tom Sanovall.

Well, Sheena loses it because Sheena has been this great friend saying that she, stopping me into Raquel and she probably feels, but she's also been deceived for months and months. And she's left this girl alone with her husband, many on many occasions. And it's like, who is this person? So all the shit breaks us. And it breaks. This happened Wednesday night or it really comes out by Friday.

So now the cast knows and the production knows they've wrapped, but they bring up the cameras. They're like, come on, we got to see this go down. And everyone's like, did Schwartz know and was there ever anything going on with Schwartz and Rutkel? Or was it that he was covering in a fake romance, knowing that his best friend and his business partner was boning her all the time? And did the boning start? Did he have a thing for her when he paid for that engagement party? Yeah. Because that never made

any sense. Then they said it in control. Like he liked like he secretly liked it. It doesn't make sense. But one of the theories, he always had a thing for her and he wanted to show her like what a great guy was was even though she was engaged Or was once she saw that did they start to have her romance and that made her break up with DJ James Kennedy Got it, but we don't know or do as you just an idiot who blew 20 grand and didn't feel for her back then It has been revealed by DJ James Kennedy that it's been going on for set at least seven months or since July relationship Whoa and And going on for at least seven months or since July, the relationship. Full boning. Whoa.

And according to all the red flesh. Now what did you do, James Kennedy, make this announcement? Was this on? This is Dumas reddit, it's all getting out there. And it's very confirmed that it's been seven months. Like they're all many or more because it could have happened in Coachella is what people are winning. Okay.

Because there was a rumor that a fan wrote, I saw Raquel making out with Tom Schwartz. Tom Schwartz was never at Coachella. Tom Sandivol was, was that fan mixed up the two S-last names, never got a photo and it just then went on with, oh, this is a good distraction from the fact that we really are, go along with them, it's Tom Schwartz, be my best friend, you know, whatever.

So anyway, so now it's out. Everyone hates Raquel. Well, actually people pull up her, her, her high school photo, her name, her name was real, really Rachel. Okay. So she's like a hilarious. Yeah. Okay, she just changed her name.

Yeah. Like all of a sudden, I'm Heather Reena. Right. And you're like, you know, she's like a hilarious. Yeah, she just changed her name. Yeah, like all of a sudden I'm Heather Reena, right and you're like You know she was Heather in 1988. Yeah, what Heather Reena? McAdonna Lena I thought she would yeah, so okay, so Everyone is hurt everyone is deceived. I mean it. I think it's so Diabolical that this girl acted like she was Ariana's friend for seven months. Yeah.

There's also the juiciest part is that at one night, she was spending the night at the house in Valley Village, the McMansion, and Ariana saw him come out of her room at 4 a.m. Okay. But he was delivering her water. Oh.

So did she have any suspicion slightly before? I think she did because why would you look in the text? Yeah, you had she had probably a little, but probably not a lot. Right. Concerned. And so they are filming everyone's. So tell me what you think. Yes pump is flying to New York for an emergency what what happens live? I Hope yes I believe so and I think that's brilliant and and I said you know god-love Lisa Vanger pump And I know she loves all these kids as much as she loves her random dog's right, but

There's there's probably something in her brain. That's like that's absolutely terrible Ariana was with him for so long now in this house. They took 250,000 dollars out of the house in a diminishing real estate market to rope up sannies and shorts. But at the time, he was bonking Raquel. How could she not be happy? There's a little bit where it's like, hey, it's awful. Let's make the lemonade.

Ariana, get your business. She's supposed to do a business with Katie called that with a sandwich shop. A sandwich shop, I heard about this. And everybody said, I've never happened. Well, get the investors now. I'm gonna tell you what I think it should be, okay?

This is not my idea, someone else said it. Call it the better halves. Oh, halves, okay. And they're gonna have, and they should have a special on a half of a sandwich with a little soup and salad. Soup and salad. I love a half sandwich. A half sandwich. And I also think they should offer that you could have two different halves for the price

of one whole sandwich. Okay. And they can scoop it out because I like a scooped out bag that with a crunch. Sure. Just a half of a sandwich. Now, do you think they're gonna, well, they slice the meat, so will the meat be pre-sliced at this fake sandwich?

I think you got a pre-sliced. Because you heard what's happening. What? How? Subway. Okay, there's a lot of subway news. I'm glad you wrote a sandwich. I don't think that you should,

they should power with subway right now during the Jared kind of time. I have heard of that you should, they should power with subway right now during the Jared Parapal. I'm saying this Jared does Jared news. Okay, so talk about subway. They're going back to the rumors of this go. Yeah, this is Jared Fogel news. We're telling you a quick break for sandwich news documentary.

I guess the documentary is coming out when I have like a, the actual clips of him talking to these girls. Yeah, but he's asking them, can I see your kids naked? Like he's just got a parent on, and they haven't, audio recorded. So now it's, I mean, he's a jail phone with, anyway, I think, but so I, you know, it's not a good look on subway. No. But now, subway's decided they're going to slice their meats.

Mm-hmm. Like they do over Jersey mics. I mean, they had the Jared Fog problem. Then Jersey Mike's comes and it's for better, honestly, deslacing their meats. Well, I have to say we're at Costco. Yes. Okay. Oh, last week. And, you know, Brandon still, I sometimes make him a sandwich. Sometimes he gets lunch at like the food truck or whatever. And I said, do you want this turkey here to make the sandwiches? And he's like, and I go, or do you want this turkey here to make the sandwiches?

And he's like, hmm, and I go, or do you feel like we've gotten to the economic level of only sliced meats from the deli section of Ralph's? Wow. So like a boar's head, like a sliced boar's head. Yeah. And you know what? Thanks to my Patreon support. Thanks for doing that.

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That at one time this was really came from the breast of a turkey. Sure, sure. Yeah. Wow, that is congratulations on that type of success. At the better halves, I would like them to have that as well. We, the friend Joll has always grew up sliced from a grocery store. What? But like, liver worse.

Like, I think it's like the low, that was the thing that people lay back at those days. Like the lowest wrong cold cut. Oh, okay. I mean, definitely didn't you know what? In fact, I remember my first week on Chelsea. She was doing a sketch and they wanted to get her snacks. And I saw that they got the slice turkey. And I just said one day. I literally was like, send the reading your Oscar, my, I guess it was like the opulence, like you talk about the second fringe.

The second refrigerated in the garage. I was just like, to just, but you've had, what did you eat then, cold-cut wise at the McDonald House? Oh, we would buy it all packaged up. Package, take pre-packed. Yeah, in the, yeah. Okay, back to the sound of all, sorry Package, take pre-package. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, back to the sound of all.

Sorry to take everyone off course. So, here are some things, okay. I'm going to write all the things down that I want to, okay. They also have been wearing both bolt necklaces. I've heard, I saw this time. Tom and she, so that was like their secret thing. But also that was his Tom Tom made merch and they had the bolt. So again, she's a groupie.

She's a groupie. The other thing people are saying about Tom and his long career as a reality star. When it started, he was a girl, he had a girlfriend named Kristen, who was also in the show. And they were both aspiring models and actors. So it worked.

Right. They broke up, he got with Ariana. Ariana was like a really big into mixology. Like she was a bartender. Then he jumped on that. I'm gonna have my own restaurant. We baked roast this cocktail book. Now that that has ended.

And the other thing is that she said, I never wanna have kids. I never wanna get married. You kinda said, well, I sort of do, but they still stayed together. So people are like, well, maybe he wanted a wife and kid, but obviously he cheated. There's no excuse.

Now he's with a groupie. Like she's a groupie. And she's a groupie of like a cover band. Like a reality star cover band. It's not like the Rolling Stone. Have you seen that TikTok or whatever trend where they have this voice of, I think it's Steve Harvey being like, so that's your man.

And you're gonna stick by him. And then people show their husband like we're acting lame or they show Cody dancing from sister wives at a wedding. I really think someone needs to do it with, and that's your man. And then Raquel being like, mm-hmm. And you're just like, you're missing in the pro climbers and at the 10-year club at a goal. And you're gonna stick with it. Like this is what you're going.

I know. Because I'm like, okay, cut to 10 years from now. She's married to somebody else. She has a couple kids. Right. You think that those moms 10 years from now when they're all 38 are going to forget who Raquel was in 2023

that they would ever trust this girl to be a room mom or their friend or go on a trip together for the traveling soccer team. She literally should do a face transplant like Larsa Pippin, change her name. She doesn't like her nose anyway. She had a botched nose job. Get a whole new nose, but also just change, move like it's done.

Or the only way that she can survive is if they agree to stay together till they die. They either have to get married, have a couple kids, stay together because then after like five years, people will be like, well, obviously they're a beautiful family. Right. They had to start out the right way. But yeah.

And so there's all this talk of what their PR companies are saying to do. One being that they said that she's going to do, I think she's going to do the narrative. This is me. There's other versions. I think she's going to do the narrative. I was groomed by Tom Sandevol. Sure. That's a perfect out. He's older, he's more mature.

I came off of a weird relationship with DJ James Kennedy. I was vulnerable. I couldn't be in pageants anymore. I started to drink and do a recreational stuff at his cover band. I was sucked in by his nail polish and his white eyeliner and his incredible singing and sparkling pants. Yeah, I mean, can you blame her? And he convinced me that they weren't having sex that I'd at and now I need to go to rehab and, and, you know, so I can stay on the show.

I like it. That's a good out. That's perfect. But for, but then they'd have to break up. Like if they got to stay together. Yeah. They can't say the grooming. No. So, so her thing is probably going to I'm going to break up and say I'm a victim, but I think it's a little hard for a 28 year old woman to say I was groomed. Okay. But then a lot of people will say I was with a narcissist gacol, whatever, I was all screwed up, you know, and I was 45. So like, but it's the seven month deception. And she didn't just deceive Ariana. She deceived Sheena.

Sheena's husband Brock. All these other people that they hung out with everybody. La La, did you? Did everyone thought? I don't understand how these people wears, how do I have the time to do it? Like if he's living with this other girl. When is it after the shows?

Is it like in? Okay, I'm so glad you asked. Thank you. A new report came out that they apparently wore disguises out. Well, really? Yes. Like disguises to like, like to have dinner and stuff like that.

They did not spend Christmas together. She went home because she was like a sick grandpa. Okay. And he was somewhere and there are witnesses that said they saw them together in his hometown, like St. Louis or something. Oh. He did a cover band show in Santa Rosa. Okay.

And she never posted that she was there, but Bravo fans filmed her alone with a girlfriend up in the balcony. She was there. Wow. So yeah, I think they snuck around. And I think they got off on sneaking around. Yeah. And the other question is,

and I would- The other thing is you said somebody, there was maybe a chance of somebody seeing somebody going in and out of a bedroom within the home of them. Yes. That is always shocking to me because I don't know about your house, but I can't do anything in my house without everybody hearing it. I live in my daughters up, go get up and come out, see what's going down.

First of all, Brandon, very happy, he's fitted. Like the loudest. He's got like size 14 feet, right? Just like I'm like, that's why even though he's grown, I'll be like, are you sick or something? Like, I heard you get up three times. Like, I get so loud. So loud. So loud.

Yeah. That's why I don't understand how anybody, I hear these stories, you know, I've heard this before in the same house. I'm like, how? Oh, and then Peter wants the world to know that he's emptying the dishwasher at 5.30 a.m. Leave the door, hall door open, and take the whole thing out and

throw it on the morbid countertops of all the forks and knives to splatter. But boy at 5.30 a.m. That's where you woke up? That's what he felt he wanted to start his day. And I'm like, dude, like shut the whole door if If you're gonna do some housework at 5'30. That's a lot. That's a lot. So yeah, so my other question. Do you ever try and get ice out of any ice machine

and refrigerator? The no, it sounds like a dump truck, you know, the ice hitting, and then it goes all over the floor. I have, we have a top of the line, sub zero. And it, the ice hitting and then it goes all over the floor. I have, we have a top of the line sub zero and it, the ice flies everywhere. There's more ice on the kitchen floor than there isn't a cup after, and that's the whole house wakes up. Oh my God.

We, we were at an Airbnb of a beautiful house in Palm Desert recently. And all night long, I was like, God, I was up all night. What was that? It was just a little portable ice maker. All the way in the kitchen. This is like a four-day-spirit home. And my God, it was love. It's the loudest thing ever. Yeah.

Like I could, I probably can have an affair in another room. And then if the girl goes, can I get some ice? I'm like, no. No. That's gonna blow this whole thing. Baby, that was it. He said he was getting your water. He got a water with ice. And then they woke up.

And that's what woke up Ariana. Yeah, it's the damn ice machine. Let me ask you something as it do. Okay. Because this dynamic is very weird to me as a woman. Yeah. In your opinion, now they've got you up to speed. Gotcha. Do you, so at, now they've got you up to speed. Gotcha.

Do you? So at one point they were in an interview, we're going to see that Schwartz, not Santa Ball, does make out with Rock out. They never have sex, but they make out. Yeah. And then there's a story that later in the season, I think in August, Gina got married and they hooked up.

Yeah. Allegedly. Palm Schwartz and Rock out. Now a lot of people. Put up beyond making out. Maybe.ow. Now a lot of people. Put up beyond making out. Maybe. Now a lot of people think that Schwartz

was the ultimate best friend, knew about this affair from the beginning and was covering it and was like, I'll make out with her here and there on camera, just to keep people from possibly thinking you did it. Yeah. Other people think, I think could it be that in a sick guy's mind, Tom

Thunderball kind of got off on seeing if this groupie would also screw his friend. Like, what's the dynamic? Why does a guy, I feel like it's a little pimpy. What is about that guy would get off on that, is that the power of being like, this girl is so fricking into me that she'll even give sexual favors to my friends, because I told her to. That's what it is, right? Probably, yeah, I think so.

That's a weird one. That's not my style, but I've heard that about like, Chris DeLia would do that. Mm, the comedian, yeah. The comedian, yeah, yeah. Pass him off, the comedian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pass him off to the front. Yeah, he would say. I've heard football player, I mean, I've heard other high-ranking people would have be

like, now go do the groupie or my friend or what, not the groupie, but like the rodeo or like the person that's with me or like, yeah, or pass it off to your brother, like the Kennedys. Right. Yeah, that's cool. Even people in the White House like to bro, they call brohop. Brohop or?

And a, no, us weekly person asked the two guys about a week ago, what about rock hell being a brohopper? And they both are like, no, you know, I don't think that's true, because she'd also briefly dated two other guys that worked there. Oh, okay. But not, not like anything big deal, like maybe kiss them.

And so they're like, Oh, and everyone, you know, but as a viewer, we're just like, Oh, she's just sewing her wild oats. She's just kind of being a drunk make out slut, whatever. Who cares? So where's the other girl? And all that the girls with Tom's hand over 10 years. What does come of her? Ariana. She is flipping off paparazzi. She went to McDonald's. She deactivated her Instagram. There's no kids involved. No, and everyone is surrounding her with love and hopefully investors so I can get a half a sandwich and drink some notes.

Oh, yeah. I'm hoping for this. I know, a couple of months. Yeah, that would be nice. So yeah, I mean, so then Tom Schwarz and Sandy, they're new restaurants. Have you ever gone any of these places, Tom Top Club? Yes, Tom Schartz and Sandy's, their new restaurant. Have you ever gone to these places, Tom Top Club? Yes, Tom Schwartz and Sandy's.

Tom Schwartz and Sandy's. Very good, a pumpsur, a bend to them all. I have not gone to Schwartz and Sandy's, anyway. And she said the food was really good and it was really cute. It is in like a shopping square. Beachwood canyons, right? Franklin, something. Franklin and Beachwood.

But it's kind of, she said it's kind of a happening, like new spot to live for young people. So I think it might be good. But the fans went and wrote so many negative, yell previews that Yelp had to shut it down. And then SantaVal wrote a long thing saying, Schwartz had nothing to do with this. He never knew. But please, I have employees. I'm just a part owner. Like don't destroy my business.

I read that because of this. But in that, he never said, and I feel tear about, he never mentions Ariana. So people are like, your apology sucks loser. Meanwhile, Schwartz, I really feel was like, take it. And I really feel like that Katie must be like, thank God I got rid of you Schwartz because you have been so under Santa Ball's thumb, you know, they always said that he would always do everything Santa

Ball said and I'm like and now he might lose a business because he's associated with a person who hates him or does everyone forget about this in a month and who cares? I think this is gonna have some lasting effect because cheating a girl cheating with her really good girlfriend's man, consecutively for seven months. Everyone's like, what about the guy? Okay, but it's about a girl who's like talking to a girl and being like, what's going on with you and SantaVal? Like, you guys getting along better? Are you having any more sex? Oh, you're not? Oh, I'm sorry about that.

Hi, Sandy, where am I going to meet you? By bolt necklace. Yeah. That's cool. So now everybody's going back and watching all the episodes and looking for the clothes. I think all the producers and editors must be like, look, I know these episodes are done, but let's throw some fun little subtle hints.

So the audience can watch it like detectives and then post TikToks and get that many more people interested in it. Okay. Well, I'm interested now and I never watched that. But what are your thoughts? Like, do you think do you think that Raquel will ever be forgiven? No one's gonna want to film with her. None of the girls are ever gonna forgive her. No, it's gonna be tough for her. This could be a tough couple of months. But eventually it was good. She's gonna get in a lot of, I didn't know who she was until two days ago. And you know, there's been lots of housewives,

husbands that have cheated, housewives who have cheated, divorces, whatever. Guys get mistreated. Yeah, that's kind of a spicing, isn't it? But nobody in the history of Bravo had a full on affair with each other within the same cast. Right. That is why this is like the most polarizing, notorious thing.

So the bambi and I bitch is like the most polarizing character of all and you think maybe she wanted this all the time. Maybe this was her master plan. She came in like a snake in the grass, you know? It's all very exciting stuff and I can't believe you put that much research into it. Thank you for keeping out of the speed. Friday, Friday lost. No shower, no nothing.

Saturday went to Brett got Drake, got breakfast with him. It's International Sunday along with Brandon. After that all day on the phone, finally Sunday came and I said, I gotta take a shower. I've got to get out of this house right i get out of the house and then something clicked in me so that i did another tiktok from the department

upstairs department or strome okay i remember what i said i think i talked about her strategy that she's gonna say that she's been groomed or something i thought she's going to have to say she's a victim of the older tom sandball right that's the only way out in only way out. Unless she's pregnant and they're going to get married, she's two choices. Get pregnant and get married and stay with him forever or say she was a victim. She can't just say, hey, we made a mistake, give me a loan. She can't. Now, if they stay together for a long amount of time, you believe that would kind of make

it look like, oh, they were meant to be together. It has to be like 10 years and two kids. It can't be just like another year. Right. Like in a case of, like not to compare the two, that can be different, but like in a Woody Allen soon ye. Right. The fact that they're still together, they're like, well, kind of.

They were meant to be together. It was an odd start. Yeah. But they're still together. I know. It was his daughter. It was his stepdaughter. Well, not even

stepped adopted. Yeah. Well, I guess step because I think she'd adopted her alone before marrying him. Yeah, which if you have to even if that's the defense, it's a weird defense, you know, he wasn't really, you know, it's a, but they're still together. Yes. 30 years later. Right. So that's the only problem. But what's great is if Suni ever does something shitty, not that she cares to be canceled, because it's not like she has like a lifestyle blog that were podcast just to keep going. But if she did and she ever did something shitty, yeah, got a DUI, whatever, you can only

say, what did you expect? Yeah. 25 years ago, I was groomed by my stepdad. She's always got a Trump card to get out of any, forever, yeah. Speaking of victims, let's talk about the Chris Rock special. Yes. That came out, I didn't realize it was streamed live in it. He just screwed up a joke.

Yes, and it was pretty good. I liked that he said that. And so, yeah, he got into talking about Will Smith and he said, Jada was mad that I was going to host the Oscars when her husband wasn't nominated and he meant to say for the movie concussion, but he said emancipation. Just later on, he was going to say emancipation in't nominated and he meant to say for the movie concussion, but he said emancipation. Just later on, he was going to say emancipation in the joke and he probably had it mixed up in his head.

And so then he mixed it up and he goes, oh wait, I screwed up the joke. And I was like, wow, that's kind of amazing because when you do a special, most people do it twice, I've done it twice both times. Though if you do something like that, you get notes, you go out, you do it again and you correct it, or even if you do it once, you might have a pickup with the audience and go, hey, I just have to repeat this line. But I didn't realize he couldn't do that because they were actually streaming at live. And then that live became what we watched last night.

Yeah. But the funny thing was, as I was as a comedian, I'm watching it and I know about, you know, we all screw up jokes. It stays in your head for the next 10 minutes of your set. Yes, they screwed up. I could tell he was thinking about it, like son of a bitch that ruins the joke. The cadence of the joke that I, you know, it doesn't have the same impact that it would have had I not screwed it up.

Exactly. I could tell it's on his mind for the next 10 minutes. So. But I love the special. I thought the special was great. He called it selective outrage, which for his age and everything very relatable, things that we've joked about. Yeah.

I mean, all the topics are things that we've talked about, our show and other topics, but it's always fun to hear a great unique perspective. Everyone has a different perspective on it, even though if the topics are not original. Right. So he talks about some interesting things. OK, the one I want to talk about, which I loved, which I thought was great and brave of him.

What's that? When he talks about dating younger women, versus women that are like 45. He's like 55. So he's like, okay, so I'm divorced. And he's like, when I dated a 25 year old, all she wants is some expensive pair of shoes. And I can get her those shoes and then she wears them naked and is like daddy, you like the shoes

and he gets laid and she's very impressed. He's like, when you date a woman who's 45 or 50, she's like, hey, like she has some things. So she's like, can you help me fix the house? We were dying laughing. It's so true because whenever I'm like, Can you fix my roof? Yeah, because whenever I think about

like if something was happening to Peter, I was like, I would like have to hire like a handyman to like live with me. Like I literally, when the rain was happening and stuff, one time Peter was gone and it was raining really hard and we have a pool cover and he goes, you need to put this pump on it to like, you tried to tell me.

Yeah. And I saw this thing outside. What did I do? You guys made a video of it, I told you. I put a vacuum, I put a vacuum. Oh yeah. I put a vacuum cleaner on the cover. Yeah, and just vacuumed up.

Oh, wow. I then sent him, I'm like, is this right? He's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, I mean, I don't know what some single women that our homeowners even did these last two weeks. I know. I guess they just allowed their homes to become an infinity pool.

I don't know, because it was like, what the hell, like how are you supposed to like clean your gutters? What do they expect us to do? I don't know. Yeah, it's tough times. What a struggle. So anyway, he said that's what, so that's like, like in the end,

he's woman who are, you know, 45 and 59 on a home. They're gonna cause you a lot more work and heartache. Yeah. And I also looked at how he said to you, you have to go to the mechanic so that they don't get taken, which is so true. So true. It was great. It was really, really funny.

You know, talked about some edgy stuff was the abortion stuff, which I thought was I never heard that perspective where he's like, people say it's all about women and it's a women's choice. Right. What about all the times I've paid for it? Like I was like, oh my God, like I loved that he was so honest about his life and his dating and his kids. And then we get to the Will Smith stuff,

which was the juiciest. The Will Smith stuff was great. I mean, I'm so, yeah, it was good, because he didn't, I don't know, he did a good, I know he wasn't gonna touch upon it because he just didn't want to become about his act, he's better comedian than I just read it. But it was interesting that he did touch upon it

and really in a good way, I thought. Yeah. It made Jay to Pinkett Smith look kind of insane. Well, first of all, one of my biggest TikTok videos, I think it's like nine million, is when I had Josh Wolfon, which was right after the slap right and we talked about you know Women can be the narcissistic assholes too and we got into and actually Josh wolf said like It was that moment of her looking at him like you better do. And now in hearing this whole thing,

it, Chris Rock, we're reminded of us of his global humiliation, and especially among other men, men of color, like friends of his in the industry, that it was all exposed that she was cheating on him with her, it was her son, but it was her stepson's friend. August. August.

Yeah. And he goes, and it's one thing to have that happen, but then to suggest yourself for ratings to be so that she could interview him. Yeah. On the red tabletop is so true. It's like, we all said it was awful, but he put it in such a hilarious way that you're like, oh my god, you're right. That is awful. It is. You're like, we all said it was awful, but he put it in such a hilarious way

that you're like, oh my God, you're right. That is awful. It is. You're like, how did that make you feel? I know, yeah, yeah. Yeah, why would you do that? I never thought I'd be wrong. Because it's like, and I think it's also,

it's just everything about it. Like, you know, the world to know that you are so under your wife's control must be very humiliating as a man. And not only are you like six, five, and she's like five, one, this little thing, and with a little YouTube show. Like you're like a kind of your word winner nominated, and you have to go do her dumb little show with your mother-in-law and daughter, because she decided that her legs got entangled around this kid that kept coming around and needed some counseling.

That's what she said in it. But I needed to help him. And then I found myself in an entanglement. And remember, you pissed me off that day when you planned my party without consulting me. That's what she said. She goes, do you remember what you did? And then Willow's sitting there and she's like, I remember I didn't want that party.

And the mom's like, you didn't. That's what Grandma Pinkett said. That's her whole contribution. Grandma Pinkett smitten just goes, oh, child. And she's like, Will will that party was for you? For you to show the world that you could give your wife a beautiful party. Did you ask me if I wanted that party?

And he's like, no, ma'am, I didn't like it was. Yeah. Like I'm like, you oughta be through me a party and be so happy. You're right. Imagine being like, why didn't you ask me? Yeah. I didn't want steak and lobster dumbass whole,

like what, what? Huh, that's, you should have went and hooked up with one of Drake's friends after he's beat her on loaded the dishwasher, 538. Oh, nobody, not a, not a court in the land would have found you guilty. Yeah. I read it, Drake deceased my phone phone one day and he's like Bob

Why are you texting my friend Jonah? We're just gonna go to bike ride together what I know though that that's even the stranger part that I was it was it was It was James friend wasn't it? No, no it was the stepson's fun, okay, but the stepson She always called my bonus son, and she meant her way. It was like eight, or younger. And... Dill's all straight. Yeah.

He needs, why don't we what he's doing, but he needs to tap into this. Yeah. And talk about his grooming and victimhood and everything that happened. Yeah, that's what it is. Which was a theme of the thing of being a victim. Right.

Which I thought... That was the theme of the red table talk. And also of Chris. Oh yeah, right, right, right. Yeah, which I thought that was the theme of the red table talk. And also of Chris. Oh, yeah, right. Right. Yeah, which I thought was great. Yeah, I thought that was really excellent. Yeah, great job.

Watch it. He looked great. And by the way, when I saw him at Craig's about a year ago, I got, I was pretty buzz. I was my friend, Krista, this single. And I tried to pimp Christa Christa on him. Oh really? By saying now all the things that he didn't want to hear. Yeah, right.

I was like, you should be my friend Christa. She's a sea mom. Oh, she owns her own home. Yeah, she needs a roof. She's on a hillside. Yeah, right. Oh, no. Which again is not good.

Yeah. Like literally during the water, she was like, I think my house is going to fall down the hill. I'm like, okay, right. Oh, no. Which again, is not good. Like, literally during the water, she was like, I think my house is gonna fall down the hill. I'm like, okay, bye. Like, I didn't know what to do. For I'm like, do I, do I send pen, Peter over with a snake? Ha, ha, ha, ha.

You mentioned that, Duke, Chris Rock. That is, oh, man, I'm sorry. Yeah, he did not want that. Oh, we talked about, he talked about the Meghan Markle, and I thought that was really funny. And he said, and this is what I've said, we've all said this too, because of course I've talked so much about it.

But when talking about the world family, he was like, someone that was just in law shit. And I've said, some of that is just wedding stuff. Right. Getting a fight with your sister-in-law about her daughter being a flower girl's dress. Right. That is universal, big wedding bullshit.

Yeah, even the book, even Harry's book, a lot of it's like, that's brother shit. Right. The air in the spare. Yeah, right. Yeah, I mean, that's my drink, you know. Drake even said years ago, I should have been born like 200 years prior, I would have it all. Right. Yeah. I'm just share half with the spare. I know. So I get it. And then he said, probably being the white girl that gets brought to the black family. And you see how welcoming that can be for some women. And I thought that was really funny. Speaking of which, okay, so the coronation, they have been invited. We don't know if they're going to go. Prince Harry and Meghan.

Okay. However, of course they're gonna go. And of course they should go. Right. Because this is like, this is what we wanna, this is like their banner pump rules. This is what's gonna get them the ratings. We're not gonna stop watching now.

Right, right. But if they don't come, we might be like, we gotta know that there was some side eye. Hey, you just do some pre-preview thing where you met with a psychiatrist? So he did a streaming service. But you pay 33, 99. So you get a book and you watch him get therapy.

But I'm, when I read that, I'm like, maybe this guy really does need money. I think, I think. Because that's it. I mean, why I read that, I'm like, maybe this guy really does need money. I think, I think. Because that's it. I mean, why would he do that? To remake, so his story, just like Raquel, is victim, victim, victim. You can't dislike me because they, so he was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress from the mom dying.

Yes. Um, ADD, who doesn't have that? Everybody. What was the other one? What was the call anxiety? There hasn't had anxiety. I know. My doorbell rings, I pee in my pants, I have fear that it would be served.

Yeah. The doorbell ring is the most stressful thing in the world now. It's so stressful. Yeah. I literally drop to the ground. Mm-hmm. Right. And even though my door is very high up,

but I feel like it's either top of my head, I always send one of the boys to look or get her out. Right. Yeah. It's okay. And attention to the differences, or it's just to you, you know, you just one day, you're supposed to do something and you look at a TikTok.

We'll do that. Yeah, you get distracted. Yeah, right. Get a little distracted. Wait, there was one other thing that he was, anyway, that was it. I remember what you were supposed to call it, answering your pants. He's got an answer to his pants. He's got ADD.

Ah, cut it out, he's got an answer to his pants. That's all I was. Yeah, yeah. Well, they just don't want to scream that you pay attention. Pay attention, right? That's all different. You that you pay attention. Pay attention, right? That's all different. You can't pay attention. Yeah.

So do we. Also, I mean, I'm telling you, my prediction for a long time is like, she is going to dump him within five years. Really? And all of this is just getting less and less attractive. Yeah. Right. And what becomes of him then, he's back in the family or?

Yes, he's back in the family and he married some English girl and it's fine. Yeah. She gets with like a Jeff Bezos or something. Oh, okay. Whatever that hot, someone that hasn't emerged yet on the rise, he'll get with some rich person like that.

I was had lunch with a friend. Congrats. Thank you. A few weeks ago, I hadn't seen him in like 15 years. We used to work together at Mirabelle. And we're Megan Markle. We're exactly, Megan. Yes.

We used to work with me. And he said, I was actually friendly with her. We would talk via text all the time, right up until like through suits and through the suitcase show, like you're dealing deal. He was real friendly. And we talk a lot via text and he goes, and then I thought it was a room was about Harry. So I texted her, like, is this true, but when I'm here in my print area,

then the number was not working. Phone number was gone. Wow. Yeah, that was, I never heard from her again. He goes, we were pretty tight. Yeah. So. That is 100 we were pretty tight. Yeah. So that is 100% next bigger, better thing moving on.

Yeah. Right. I don't need to talk to this guy anymore. Yeah. What's he going to get me? Yeah. Right. Like as if Harriet, oh, speaking of, yeah, they didn't stop at Mirabelle on their, uh,

to go out. They went to the bungalows, Perry and Megan recently, which is extremely private dining club. And I went there, I put it out there that I wanted to go and my friend. Is that at the Beverly Hills Hotel or something? No, it's just on, it's down on La Siena guy, I think. Yeah.

I went there and it looks like it was, it was a small boutique hotel that they've converted to a private dining club. You go in, so I put it out on the show and a juicy scooper who was a member invited me. And then, one was a juicy scooper, but then she worked with a friend of mine, Cherry. So again, you guys, I'd like to go back.

We had a really good time. So you get there and they take your phone, they put a black piece of tape on it so you cannot film. And they also say if you try to film and record anything, and you sign a paper promising not to, you also can't talk about your experience. I guess I just did, but I'm not a member. No.

So nothing bad happened. The food was good. It wasn't a super like star-studded night that I was there. But it's really supposed to be so that people could like actually meet and talk to each other and do business and it's not everyone reporting on. So it's like a so-ho house. Right, and you're never supposed to call the paparazzi. No, the paparazzi doesn't even go there because they never know who's going to be there.

And they'll get, well, the Popperati happen to be there when Harry and Megan went last week. And Jennifer Aniston was leaving. Yeah. And she was according to the people who wrote the article, very annoyed that the Paps were there. So this is, this is a, this is a list there.

That this way. This is way more a list than Soho House. Yeah. This way more exclusive. Right. And so they didn't like that they knew. Now there's no way to prove that she called them, or that's someone in their team called them. But, you know.

I'm gonna try and get over that. You know, I, I, I, I, I, I, I know you never invite me to crags when you go. I see your pictures. You know, my right, I don't. Yeah, my friend manages the place. So I could probably get his VIP everything. Well, right, telling me 12 years down the road,

I've been going for 10 years. Yeah, but he's just been promoted to manage. He was waiter for the last 12 years. He's been promoted. I want to meet him, but I also can also. You probably met him. I can also text Craig himself. Yeah, so can I, he's a friend.

Great, so you don't Craig too. I knew when he worked over at a dance artist. Yes, he used to be a waiter. Yeah, he was can I, he's a friend. Great, so you don't Craig too. I knew when he worked over at Dan Tanners. Yeah, he used to be a waiter. Yeah, he was a door man, the waiter D. Yeah, okay, your friend. Okay, we're putting it, before you leave, we're putting it in the calendar right now. Okay, that I can go.

That we're absolutely gonna go. Okay, I would love to, I've only been once. Let's do a juicy scoop dinner. Oh, that's a great idea. Yes. We'll invite Sarah, Bortan, if she could ever come. I'm in. So busy.

Yeah. Yeah. We'll invite Justin. We'll do the whole thing. Okay. Okay. That was good. And then, and then I definitely will call the popper ottey to be there.

Yeah. I would like that. Every time I go, there's just like one sad guy with like, you could, I'll go, usually go early. And then when I leave, no one cares. But when I go early, I'm the first, I'm the first ticket of the night. So the guy has like a notebook like this. And they're like, Heather, Heather.

And they're always really nice. And then I sign like three of them. And I every time I do this, I'm like, good luck giving a dollar. Hey, they put them on like, I don't know what they do with the- You're not telling money, bear, something. Yeah, and I'm so bad at like signing stuff

that like my signature is doesn't even look like a handwriting analysis person would go, that's probably three different people. Like there's no like, so what do they have pictures of you? No, it's just plain white paper. I'm just gonna stick it on some other thing. Oh, cause sometimes like if you're at a comedy show

or something, they know what's beautiful. Sometimes they have a photo of you. Yeah. And I was like, that's beautiful. Could I get that? Where did you get that? Like, I don't know. I had shots on myself anymore. You should get it.

Yeah. Okay. What else do I have for you? Did you hear about the Snickers thing? Well, yes. I mean, this has been going on forever that it looks like described what the Snickers. Well, apparently the chocolatey swirls on top of a snicker, they say it looks like the veins of a dick.

Yes, it always has. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So hopefully. So that's the type of. So this guy said this is very funny at age magazine magazine advertising, they said this isn't true that they're trying to remove the vein from the dick.

So some guy tried to put a tweet out there to make like really right wing people be like, all right, you've gone too far. Now you're trying to demasculize my stickers. Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's a snicker shape like a dick. That's what I like. Don't make it of a giant. I don't smooth it out. Yeah, so Rolling Stone wrote about it and they found the guy

You will people want to eat something need a twix smooth no veins little Don't mess with my we've got too far two of them two twix you get gang banged by a twist It's like what you said. It's a save you love a group about the M&M, what did you say? They made it unfockable, right? They made it, they made it, they took the girls, they took her pumps, she had like, go go boots. Go go boots, yeah.

And I wanna say another one they might have removed from eyelashes, they gave her more of an androgynous look. Yeah. But we were all, that was all M&Ms doing that. That was M&Ms. I think it's like everybody's being like, why stop de-sexualizing our candy. Yeah. Okay.

So, they said this guy, who's, he tweeted a news story, a doctor news story, so it's fake, but it looked real. Snickers are officially caving and removing the world-renowned dick vein from the candy bar. And, um, So, Tucker Carlson actually report on it? I, I think he did. I mean, I have a photo of him saying cancel culture, Snickers removing beloved dick

vein. Yeah, I think he did, but isn't Tucker kind of like, kind of a comedy show? Like, isn't supposed to be really serious news? I don't, there are times I've watched him like he't supposed to be really serious news. I don't I don't have time to watch it. I'm like he must be in on it. Like I feel like he's wink, wink, you know, by the way, get your Vainey Dick Snickers still. It's still a but you never know what might change this might give them the idea.

Yeah. Um, there's some like three musketeers that was just like Just knew get no no caramel Now they're just called trouble. They're just three gay guys I think I don't know how to do a TLC show Did you see this? Okay, this is an insane story. Yeah, this is a teacher out of Canada. This comes from Hollywood unlock She has size, Z, prosthetic breasts. Anyway, so they're not real breasts. Yeah. They're prosthetic breasts that she puts on every day because she was born.

Well, she identifies as a woman at one time she was a man. Now she says she was born in her sex. Okay. But the boobs are not real. They're just over her back. Like a, She like puts it on, like puts it on like a vest. Okay. And then goes and teaches at the school. Yeah. Here's her working in the shop class. Okay.

And canada with a wig and everything. And he has a very masculine looking face. Yeah. So people said, you know, with a wig and everything, and he has a very masculine-looking face. Yeah. So people said, you know, like, this is a little much, and it's like distracting, and can we not, and everything. And then she said, well, it's a condition. It's a condition I have, and they're like, but they're prosthetic, it's not.

Yeah, it's not real. It's not real. You could just take it off. Anyway, the good news is they didn't fire her or try to find another teacher for the school. She's just on unpaid leave until they can figure out what to do with her. Okay.

What I see here is stories like this. I'm like, you know what? I used to be like anyone that homeschools her kid. Like God bless you, but I could never, and it's so weird. I totally get why people are like, you know what? Yeah, well, yeah, more and more. Let's just like, or let's get maybe three families together and like hire one teacher, like the way they,

some people did in COVID. And like just, I really don't think I can. I'm ready to do it. I went to a carnival yesterday. I went to a carnival at my daughter's school. Yeah, just three and a half, yeah. I went to a carnival at her school yesterday, big carnival at the school.

And the parents could volunteer to work. The booths. The booths, the concessions, the like different things. But there were also people who work in concessions there. Yes. Like, you know, guys who know how to put a hot dog in a bun and get it to the customers. Right.

I think I'm Mexican guy who's been doing this and then I was a lady with a Gucci scarf on. I was driving me insane, and the line of people trying to get hot dogs, and this poor Mexican guy is like, listen, he didn't want to say it, because he's like, I don't know who, but can you get out of the way? Everybody's like a Chris Frost thing,

where he goes, the neighborhoods you want, the rich neighborhoods, the one where all the women don't work. And they're in their Lulu lemons and they're shopping and everything. Well, at our carnival, we've had our carnival for three years. And you had no choice, but you had to work the Halloween carnival, at least for three hours during the three day thing when I was there. You had to. They're like, you have no choice.

Anyway, I never did. Never bought it. I never got caught. I never got caught. And then I was waiting for them to get me caught. But then Peter was ahead, created the golf tournament. And I guess if one person's ahead of a major event, then you're off the hook. But I was like, I don't want to lose three hours.

Like in the back of the car. Because there's like drinking, there's bars and stuff. But I'm not gonna leave the bar to like go tell some kid, hey, throw it, try it one more time, lose it, like you didn't get it in there. So anyway, somewhere between COVID and like not having it for two years, they finally listen to people,

probably the men that are now involved in some of this cherry. What the hell are we doing? Just invite higher the carnival people. We have all these rides and the rides make money. The little dumb booth things were like tossing the stuff, don't, and then we don't need the parents. And the parents, we will make more money for serving alcohol to the parents than them standing behind going, okay, throw this yeah, I was

My wife is like you need a volunteer. I said I couldn't I would be back this screaming at this woman in the Gucci scarf I mean it's this is lunch rush bitch. We got to take off that scarf and start getting out Like I would I couldn't the trick the progression of our thing There was a time where they didn't hire, now they have food trucks. Yeah. Because stealth contained food trucks. Right. They make their money, I'm sure they have to pay to be there

so we get a point. They used to have where people would go and buy all the burgers. That's what this was. And like, mom's and dad, making the burgers. That's what this was. They're cooking like barbecue. Right, barbecue. I know, and I'm telling, there was That's what this was. They're cooking a barbecue. I know.

And I'm telling, there was 2,000 people there. It was ridiculous. And this woman in a Gucci scarf is making hamper. I never had a hamburger. I never, never. Her nails were shoes like I didn't even know how to, like, told a spatula. I was going in state.

I told my wife, we got to leave. I can't watch this anymore. You had anxiety, you had any, and just like, I need to go pay for view and talk about my time at the carnival. Yeah, yes. Victoria's Secret, they finally said enough, we are going to bring it back.

Oh, yes. So I don't know if they're bringing it back with... I like CBS. With like handicapped unattractive people. Oh, no. Or if they're bringing it back like attractive models. But all the comments were like, I don't want to see it.

Can we just have people that were... That's their profession is to be pretty and model. I can't they get some work. And this is coming from the sixes of sevens of the world. You know, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, seven on a good day. I'm perfectly fine watching a 10. I don't need them to be sixes. I tried to be a model and they said no. And I still am like, that's okay. There wasn't a regular people modeling agency. There was the regular thing that before that, I actually went to like Go Seas.

Yeah. Oh, okay. With a little book from one hour photo, by sister and I went to the beach. Okay. Okay, look. A bunch of photos of me. Yeah.

Like, like stuck in the bus, like laid out. And then I go and they're like, yeah, you're gonna need professional photos. And I was like, well, that's like $800. So I guess this isn't happening. And then everybody, but I went to like all eight top agencies. Yeah.

In LA and everyone said no. And so then I was like, I guess I have to be a comedian. Shit. You know, you've paid your dues. You've paid your dues. But again, I'm so glad you can now have sliced turkey because for all you've gone through Honestly, I mean it's so hard sometimes when I'm just like no we could do this What was it? Where are we the other day great? It was a slice trigger. There was something else

I got my I got my headshots at now and forever wedding photo my first ones and on long Island of the wedding photographer And he took my head shot. Why did you think to go there? I don't. Okay. I saw a camera in the window. And I had the worst hits on my face. And this guy, I'm not kidding. He didn't have makeup. I put like, Calamine lotion on him. And it's completely different. And they're in the picture. Like you just see like my face is like different. And they're in the picture. Like you just see like my face is like different. So I mean, I sent it out.

I said like a, you know, stapled it to a resume back in those days and sent it out. I, okay, I got headshots done once and I go to this really attractive girl and like my agent said, go to this woman, she lived in this beautiful house in the palisades who's married to this rich older man that was like best friends with Barbara Streisand. Oh.

Okay, but she's gonna have her own, doesn't matter that she married this rich guy. Yeah. She's gonna have her own thing and she's a photographer. So they're like, for this price, like we get the, you know, the headshot just brings some outfits, okay. And we get the makeup artist. Right. So I go come no makeup and this heavy set gay guy puts on these like industrial glasses,

like he's about to be a welder. Okay. I guess they were magnified or something. Oh, what are those? He goes, this makes me see you in H in like whatever high definition or whatever they were like thick and yellow. And he's doing my makeup, but it's like taking forever, like hours and hours. But it's this no makeup look.

So like I don't have mascara, I have nothing. Yeah. And all this, and he's like whispering to her like, and she's like, he's gonna need you to wash your face. And I'm like, I washed my face before I come here. Well, you're gonna have to wash it again. I'm like, okay, so I wash my face. Do this whole thing, the photos come out. And at. Well, you're gonna have to wash it again. I'm like, okay, so I wash my face. Do this whole thing.

The photos come out. And at that time, you had to bring them home with the loop and look. And I bring them home to my dad. And he goes, well, I guess if you, it was for a commercial agent, he goes, well, I guess that they're looking for someone to sell some migraine medicine. You look exhausted. Oh, the hell.

These kids have it so easy. Oh, that was so easy. All right, Chris, I have a, oh, wait, I want to do one more thing. Okay, let's do one more thing. You know about Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. Well, she gained Selena gain more than 12 million followers in 10 days amid the speculation that Kylie Jenner had mocked her. Max Her Eyebrows.

She's since said today, let's stop all the silliness and whatever. Meanwhile, Haley Bieber is probably thrilled with what happened with the Vanderpump stuff because it really took the heat off of her. But Justin Bieber, he performed at this concert, what was the rap concert drink this weekend in Matthew and Rolling Lab? He did perform a song there, however, he also canceled all the rest of his dates.

It's tour, it canceled. Yeah. No, she said it's kind of weird. They're right after you cancel it because you're like, I'm just gonna cancel it because I'm still not healthy enough that then you go do like a guest set. I know, I was, yeah, you should say I can't perform at all.

So he has a birthday party. And the party favor is this like, I don't know, it's like a wine opener or something, some type of wine, something. And on it, it's engraved silver. And it says, I'm so thankful that I didn't end up with what I thought I wanted. That's what they give out.

And so everyone thinks probably, Haley Bieber created that gift to be like, you thought you wanted Selena, but you are now happy that you didn't end up with what you wanted. He probably doesn't even know that these were given out. No, that's beyond him. Yes. Yeah. So she's enjoying her life. Meanwhile, this is juicy. So on real housewives of Potomac, there is this guy, he's an old rich Australian.

Okay. And he's married to a second wife who he's now divorcing Ashley Darby. On the show, there were storylines of how he got caught, but there was photos where he was at a hotel, she was out of town. And then some girl was in a hotel room with him in his boxers and she took photos of him, like she was in the bed, she took photos of him and put it out there.

And it got back and everyone's like, I hate to tell you this, but I think Michael Darby or husband Ashley has been cheating on you. Yeah. For Ashley said, no, I talked to him. And he met this girl downstairs in the lobby and they both decided to take a nap or whatever. So they got a hotel room. That makes sense.

And this girl, you know, it's just a mean woman for taking the photos of him and his underwear. And they nothing happened. You agree, is it was just a mean woman for taking the photos of him as underwear and they nothing happened You you agrees it wasn't a great idea right anyway. They got they're getting divorced But now he's suing another cast member named named Candace for what she said on the show and what she said on the show was He's suing her for two million dollars

defamation during an argument Candace dillard said to, your husband likes to leave you and go to a man named Blanks, they censored his name on the show House and suck his dick. She further went on to say that she was not supposed to talk about this person, but he says that Michael Darby is a client of his. That's what you're asking, because I was holding on to that. This is the second time Michael's sexuality has been a focus after previous allegations of him sexually assaulting a male cameraman were on the show. So there was another time where this male cameraman said he grabbed my ass and everything, and there's actually him hitting this other guy's ass on the show

a lot that was one of the other husbands who are straight. So he never made an appearance on the show, but he's saying that he's suing her for defamation and he's seeking two million in damages to make things right. And so a lot of people are speculating this is not wise on his part. Because if this really goes, then everything that they have could be brought in about his sexuality and everything, and there's a lot there. So he hasn't retracted it yet, but I thought that was pretty juicy. Let's, we're going to finish on a sport story since you're into sports.

Sure. A lot of people got mad when I talked about this guy, Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes is the quarterback for the Kansas. Anyway, I called him some quarterback. He's a cool guy. Oh, he's better than that. I just said, I go, I talked about his wife and I go, I guess he's married to some quarterback. Yeah.

And everyone's like, BADDAR! He's only the greatest quarterback that ever lived. I'm like, oh, right. This isn't, you know, juicy scoop sports. No, no, yeah, I wouldn't hold that against you. But what was, why I didn even told the story is that his wife is really big on social media.

But so is his brother. Yes. Who seems like a real thirsty spare. Oh, God. Like, he seems like a real, he's like up there with a- He's real annoying. If you watch him on any of the social media, he's very annoying.

So he's like a TikTok-tock or whatever. And his whole identity is what going to the games and talking about it. Yeah, kind of, and he dances, and then he's just, he's Patrick Long's his brother. He goes out to clubs and whatever. And now he's in trouble, right? Yeah, so he's in trouble. So he was at this club, and the restaurant owner is the one who brought the charges against him or claimed that he was a frequent guest at her restaurant.

And then he arrived last Saturday at 930 with five of his friends. And in his house, he went downstairs to went down to the downstairs office where the employees were. And then he repeatedly shoved a 19 year old way to who tried to go inside to retrieve his water bottle. Because the guy was like he was in the employee area. Then his friends later went up to the VIP room where they were recommended by the owner, Ashley Vaughn, after she smelled the odor of marijuana from the room that they were occupying.

Then he later asked to speak with her privately about the shoving incident of the waiter, in which he then allegedly grabbed her by the neck in her office and kissed her at least twice without her consent. And the grab was enough force that it left a faint bruise on her neck. And she believes that my bones was intoxicated. And the police have told her that they planned to pursue sexual assault charges against him. And then his people said, no, of course, it's a mistake and blah, blah, blah. Yeah. I mean, I've got a, I mean, I see this guy, this guy an athlete too, or is just going to

be the brother forever? I know, but you know, who's like, I bet that moment. So the mom of them is so jealous that that other mom, who's both boys were, Travis Kelsey's mom. Yeah, she's like, like both her sons are like winners. And this one, like, well, one's a quarterback and one's a tiktoking asshole. Like, that is just, it's just embarrassing. Just a little follow up, you know, the police officer from Tennessee, where she Tennessee,

she said, you know, she was just having sex with all these people. And sometimes it was at a pool party, it was a coosie sometimes it was while they're at the office sometimes while it were they were on duty. And now she says that she was groomed. It's actually groomed by all the men. All the police officers who worked in the precinct. Yeah. Yeah, that's you had to see dick picks and things. You didn't like it. And so again, it's like this whole thing of being groomed on an on-the-victim is so bad. For the actual women, that really are.

Like the word groom should be reserved for a child. That's what it was for. It was a child who was like groomed by their gross soccer coach that molested them. Not like a woman who's passed numerous tests to become a police officer, grown married woman. Yeah, no, she's now, it's like, well, I had no say in the matter. Right. No, you and now what? What do you think? Do you think she's hot? Come put me on the spot. I know. Yeah, she's gorgeous. I want to map my type. Not my type. But you know what?

That face. Yeah, not surprised It's like that. It's not that she's unattractive. Yeah, it's a little it's a little geek face. Little geek face. It's a little geeky Face and the little geeky face. I said the last time we talked about it. Yeah, I think she became popular Because she was very giving in her sexual favors to all her guy friends. Yeah. Probably was like this in high school, or maybe she's a late bloomer geek. Right. And then all of a sudden she gets all this tension,

she likes it. Yeah. I don't, sex in the workplace does not do it for me. Like I heard a lot of those on the desks and stuff. I don't. I just say. Yeah. I floor ass and lighting.

Yeah. Not doing anybody any favors. No. Yeah. No, they're not. I'm't. I just say. Yeah. I floor-asson lighting. Yeah. Not doing anybody any favors. No. No, they're not. No, they're not. I'm not. Chris, tell everybody where they can find you next.

Oh, boy, I'm going to... Well, this is coming out. I'm being Braia. Wednesday night. Braia, California. Oh, my gosh. Tell us about it. Yeah, be there.

Wednesday night. Then I'm going to the East Coast. I'm going to be in... We're Connecticut. I'm in Connecticut at New York comedy club and Stanford Connecticut. Fun. Uh, then I go to bananas and New Jersey, Long Island, McGuire's on Long Island, hometown, and then in New York City. I'm at the, uh, hunting room in New York City. When is that only owned by Chris Noth? They tell me

Cutting room in New York City when is that only owned by Chris not they tell me Oh my god, that's right. Yeah from sex in the city. Yes, Chris not from sex is you mr. Big He apparently owns this place the cutting room I'll be there. Let's win. I'm gonna win them in the cutting room The 26th of March March 26th March 24th McGuire's March 23rd, bananas, and March 22nd, Stanford. Wait, speaking of Stanford, can I? Speaking of, and just like that, I don't think I have that photo here. Anyway, and just like that, there's lots of pictures of K Diaz walking the streets with Sarah, just a part of her.

So she is definitely in it. And John Corbett. Yes. And do you think they'll ever bring back Chris North? No, he does. Oh, that's right, he dies. Yeah, he dies, well, he dies, but you're bringing back and flashbacks,

but he won't because he's been successful. No, they won't. Yeah, they can't do that. That's done. Okay, and then everything is that. Huntsville, they have some Memphis. Frenchola.fun, everything's a fringola. Frenchola.fun, Chicago again, a bunch, a bunch everything is that. Huntsville, Ness, so Memphis, FrenchOla.fun, everything's a free-go-to-fun Chicago again, a bunch, a bunch, a bunch.

FrenchOla.fun, cover to cover. Listen to the, listen to the Tobias, as Delta, it's a great podcast. Podcast Patreon, of course, we have our Patreon as well, which I dropped a really good one if you want to more about the inside of the, of Santa Ball and I did all, but it's all there.

I really think you should go to the show at Canyon Club. It's right by your house and report. That should be your next Patreon reporting live from the stand of all show at the Canyon Club. I think it's like next. All right. Let's see if it doesn't get canceled. I know. My if you can't get canceled. I know, am I gonna be canceled? Or rescheduled.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. I mean, I can't imagine that the Canyon Club is gonna be like, oh, we don't let cheaters come in here. Like that's not gonna be, so it's gonna be up to Kim whether like he feels it's best that they don't go or something. Yeah, because if they don't even bad,

you'll be able to view that restaurant. Yeah. I mean, the even bad, you'll be on the restaurant. Yeah. I mean, I'm counting the people who've got to come are just going to be protesting out front. Very great for everybody. But you know, a lot of people get real lazy and forget. Like, it was a whole week away. I don't think either they're just going to be a very low turn out or some people are going to go to scream like,

Ariana, where is Raquel? Right. But, I don't know, but you're right, I am kind of curious. No. It's close to you saying it's close to you. Um, Chris, as always. Thank you for having me. Always a nice time.

Do you want me to do your brows a little bit before we go? I mean, do what you do. I'm always concerned. I'm always concerned that it's gonna be too dark. I got a lot of people telling me different ways to do it. To darken the brows. But I don't want to darken it. Like I don't want to like, I grow to a mark, you know.

I feel like anytime a man does anything to their brows, it looks very done. Okay. So today I can't do it. I did bring the pencil. Okay, well, I mean, you could if you if you wanted to but let's just do one side And look at a photo. Okay, okay, it's perfect. Okay, but he is going thicker Then what you have but give it like a natural hair like

brush. Yeah This feels like it's working So if people like to go real long, see how it's like, like, like, tracking it down, yeah, taking the air out. But then still giving it like a nice wake up arch. Is that what they call it a wake up? Okay. How's it look?

Let me see. I feel like it looks good. Drake's trying to lie. It looks good. Drake's alive. It looks good? I'm gonna stand up all on my... Thank you. Okay, great.

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