Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Who Should Be Fired and Who Should Sue with Brandy and Julie
Episode Date: February 21, 2023Brandy, Julie, and I discuss Don Lemon’s sexist comments and where it’s really stemming from. Will Meghan and Harry sue South Park? Rebel Wilson got engaged and revealed she wasn’t allowed to lo...se weight. Ryan Seacrest is leaving Kelly, but her husband is replacing him. Megan Fox is angry people are spreading a rumor she started. Bad Mormon by Real Housewife Heather Gay reveals only her underwear. Joe Gorga posts about Joe Giudice, and it gets juicy. Kim Zolciak’s house is in foreclosure. Luann got puked on while performing her cabaret, and Dorinda claims she wasn’t escorted out. Christine on Sisterwives is moving fast with her new boyfriend. Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Find Julie and Brandy at https://www.julieandbrandy.com/ Follow Julie @mrjuliegoldman Follow Brandy @peeweethepeoplescouch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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We never stop.
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Brandy and Julie, thank you for coming.
When everyone else is off of work, we all just continue working.
Because how else will my juicy scoopers get their Tuesday show?
I couldn't handle the cries, the freakouts.
Normally, in the president's day,
we get together with families.
We celebrate presidents.
We celebrate presidents every year.
I know the goldmins get together.
They light candles,
and we pick a president to worship and this year
I'm not doing it even by zoom we do an oral report on our
Yes, you do around the dinner table but it's what you have to do. Well Jimmy Harder is
He has died like Dynlin X few days next to hospice means that is what he and he put himself
I have to say regardless of whatever politics whatever whatever
I learned about their letter now i
not a huge fan of ragan however their love
huge fan nancy and ron huge
i have a big the ragan library and i can't wait to go and read the love letters
dying i want to go to say i want to go so bad and also for outfits and how tiny they were
all of it so it's a peninsula and red like all red like in lake to the lake in library is a fun
afternoon i can't wait to go they didn't care about the kids they only care
about each other i'm so there for it and
apparently uh... a carder and that the two of them knew each other their whole
lives ninety five years they knew each other
well i'm so down for it that I think that's gonna really freak you out. What?
So Reagan's son from his first marriage.
Oh, not the gay one.
Oh, okay.
No, Michael.
His daughter was Brandon's teacher.
Oh!
And I believe she's still teaching at the school.
Wow, connection.
Yes.
And she said when she, yeah.
And she said when she yeah, and she said when she went to college that the professor said
any relation to Ronald Reagan, she said yes, he's my grandfather. And then he was like,
well, I don't like him in this and that. He was really awful. And so then after that,
she never would admit it in college. That's what I do when people ask if I'm related to Ron Howard.
I go, I'd rather not say every time people people ask if I'm related to Ron Howard. I'd rather not say.
Every time people ask me if I'm related to Norm McDonald, like, oh, well, actually, it's Norm
McDonald and I'm Heather McDonald. So is there famous McDonald besides the hamburgers?
Ronald? Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. I did. I did spend one week convincing the school that
because I was like, I'm so sick of being made fun of about Ronald McDonald's
Rome with all your brother. I don't just just say that your dad owns McDonald's. Yeah, so I did and everyone was like totally freaking out
Because we didn't have cafeterias. So one day a week you could order like a McDonald's lunch
And I said yeah, we donate those lunches, you know.
And then about a week later,
we're also philanthropists.
I mean, later, it comes into the classroom.
And he's like, McDonald's is a franchise.
It actually has nothing to do with the game McDonald's.
And so you're lying and I was like, whatever.
What was weird is my dad was an advertising
and his biggest account was Jack in a box.
Jack in a box.
Yes, that is weird.
And so then one time, um, so then Shannon, I felt weirdly loyal to Jack in a box.
And then people would have birthday parties at McDonald's and Shannon, I would not go
because they were such a more successful brand than Jack in a box.
So then my dad's like, are you kidding me?
And we're like, no, dad, we're not going to the birthday party.
It's at McDonald's and he was like, listen,
it doesn't make a difference.
I make the commercials, like please go to the set.
And then anyway, there's some childhood love.
I had a fun week and you asked me about my weekend.
I was wondering if you were hungover
because it looked like you were getting after it.
And with all the rich, you know, like X,
like splits from the 90s.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
It was the most perfect weekend.
I've ever had a girls weekend, just flawless.
First, it started out with on Thursday.
I did career day at Brandon's school.
So you walked in front of the class?
I was like,
In the All Boy Catholic High School.
And I was worried everyone not to do a podcast
or be stand of comedian or actor.
I just encourage them to give them the God,
to pursue the gift God gave them.
Did you blast one of two songs
when you walked into the school,
one being Legs by ZZ Topp,
the other one, Bacy's Mom.
Yes, did you blast either one of those songs,
the second you walked in through the loudspeakers
for those boys.
Oh my God, I wish I had.
How forny we're all the ice-covices.
We walked in.
Yeah, Brandon, nice mom.
Just bone her own your mom.
Just bone her under their desk.
So far from that, being the case.
I did think about my outfit.
Yeah.
I wore jeans, a loose t-shirt, and a smart blazer in tennis shoes.
Oh, you were, so you were hip and go, so you were like, you're like, you're like a rock
or tea. I was wearing it, but I was downing it as far as like, not heels, no skirt.
What kind of shoes? Tennis shoes. Okay. And anyway, it was absolutely wonderful. The best
experience of my life. So you are already you were already on holiday asked lots of questions. They were great
They were really good
So you were like glowing when you went into your weekend
And like the boy school is like almost every teachers. I think only a handful are women
So almost every teacher is a guy teaching them to be like men and so the guy is like
Hoodies off hats off, and air buds out.
Anybody caught will get automatic Saturday.
Welcome men.
Give your attention to Mr. Donald.
And I was like, oh, thank you.
Was Brandon in there?
He came to the second one.
Okay, so was he, he's used to singing.
He was super proud.
Okay.
I was worried that no one would want to come since I'm a woman.
And this is an all-boy school. And I said, I'm thinking about it now. I wonder if they just will automatically
choose because of course I was up against cops, FBI agents, like some kind of juicy, exciting
jobs that like they might want to hear. Yeah, yeah. So I was like, and also like ahead
of some gaming video network, a CEO, executive like Sony Pictures or whatever.
Like so I was like, okay, you know,
and so then Brandon wrote me and he goes, mom,
I got everyone to book you up,
like your two classrooms are full now, you know?
Oh, nice.
And I go, oh my God, that's so great.
What did you say?
And he goes, I just told them that if they didn't want
to go see my mom, that they were anti-feminist
and they don't find women funny. And I go, so you got to bully them?
He's like a little bit.
And I go, well, good, but no, they were great.
Which did you look out of the sea of the only gay guys that attend that school?
I don't see it.
I honestly just saw boys that were being...
Yeah, they were very respectful.
And they were very respectful.
The word had gone around though.
So there's going to be a woman that's going to come in.
It's going to be so awesome. Brandon's mom. There was a very very technical word had gone around though. So there's gonna be a woman's gonna come in
It's gonna be so awesome. Brand is mom
It's a brand is mom. Yeah totally stop braided
She's wearing jeans and a smart blazer and couldn't believe it. It was so cool. Oh my god. That gaming guy's gonna be there
He is I'm gonna go to that too, but there's a woman
It's pretty nice. I didn't use a bathroom and they're in you know, no one's been in it for too many years It was pretty nice. I didn't use the bathroom. No one's been in it for too many years.
It was nice and clean. That's the best. So then the next day I went and took jet
sweets over to Phoenix where my son Drake then picked me up, went to his apartment
in which I did a hardcore vacuuming job. I was like, hopefully he's the bathroom there.
He was okay, but I didn't really vacuum this apartment.
And then we went to a cute lunch, and then I was off to seeing my girls.
We stayed at the JW Marriott, very nice at Camel Back Mountain, and cute dinner that night.
Did we go to that?
Does that where you stayed when you were?
No, it was a different one.
I think I would be the Omni when you guys came with me.
But there's like a bunch, and I just like the vibe.
So the next day it was great weather, did the spa, hung out the hotel,
we decided to eat at the hotel.
And just had everything I wanted.
We did hike.
Oh, you got bikes and went around the rich neighborhood.
Woke up every day by like eight o'clock, got my Starbucks.
had you go to the spa?
went to the spa, got a massage, did the whole thing.
were you guys walking around like with your boobs out in the sauna?
no we actually kept the suits on.
okay.
and I heard that the women were at the spa
and they were, they're boobs from.
we dude, they're boobs from out dude.
this is mom.
yeah.
anyway, anyway
It was just so fun because it's like these girls
I don't talk to all the time, but it's like it's just brings us right back to like
You know 1990 college time and this like everyone was great everyone's super supportive everyone's honest about their lives
Well, I saw you dressed up. Yes, So did you guys go to like nice dinners?
We went to the Oceans 44, which is kind of a scene.
So that was like our like hot night.
And then the next night we ate at the stay-couse at the restaurant.
And you were just like, I highly recommend.
If you would like tips on how to do a successful girls weekend,
I did it.
I'll go into greater detail, like probably on Friday's Patreon
or whatever, but it was perfect in that you schedule it out, you plan it out, you make your reservations, maybe I would
say I wouldn't even double up on reservations just in case, you're feeling and you're not,
that I a little bit regret, but not too much and nobody, like, and I couldn't believe it,
I did not get drunk, I did not throw up.
But you did have to like sophisticated like martinis
per night or something.
Totally.
Totally.
I had a Cosmo and I had to keep her,
come her martini the next night.
I had wine.
I had a, you know, one or two day cocktails,
but not insane.
You did not drink a whole bottle of buttery shard at some point.
No, I did not.
The, because the rumbower I can only have like one glass now.
It's changed.
Why? It's been happening for about the last four years.
That you get turning on me. You just get to head on me. Yeah. That's when you switched
to the heart out. Yeah, you start going to the battle turn on you. But the wine will send
you right into the arms of the hard liquor. Let's talk about some juicy scoop girls.
Uh, gay people.
John Lemon is Debbie.
Let me tell everybody what happened.
So you would know this guy.
He's been in CNN for a year.
One time I was on a roundtable with him at, um, on Wendy Williams.
And he's uh...
anyway at well like but had some controversy so he's i guess he kind of got
a little bit to mode in me possibly in his opinion that he was on the
evening
run and now they put him in this like want to be the show with these two other
women and
about a month ago he got very angry with this one new girl who's there he felt
she was cutting them off.
I didn't know that.
I think they were each kind of interrupting each other but he's 56 and a man and she's
30 and he barked at her.
Caitlin Collins.
And she does bug.
And she did start to cry.
So then he does the show and Nikki Haley who is a Republican who is going to run for president
had said, I think that there should be some type of mental competency test for people
running for president.
Over 75.
Over 75, which I'm sorry I totally agree.
I was the same wave 20 years ago about people as they get older having to take their licenses and all that type of stuff for driving
I just think so but anyway, okay, it could be something minute and
He's probably not a fan of hers to begin with but he went on to say
Well, you're not in your prime as 51 and he kept doubling down and the two women are like
Do you mean to give childbirth because that would make sense,
you know, and he goes no, just any kind of prime like Google it, Google it, Google it.
Every woman is in her prime or 20s, 30s, maybe her 40s, 50s, she's not in her prime.
So she can't talk about them being in a prime when she's clearly not in a prime and they
kept being like, wait, are you sure?
Well lucky me, I'm still, I'm barely making it 40.
The one girl goes and he goes, Hey, I didn't write Google.
Like fuck, I'm like, what do you draw with Google?
Like it was so weird.
So they get upset.
Everyone freaks out.
And then he does an apology while he's in Mexico with his boyfriend,
which is pre-scheduled.
Yeah.
And he does want to go, Hey, look, I'm sorry to the staff or whatever.
I'm sorry if I said something.
You know, like, I'm sorry, whatever if I hurt you.
But like, all my best friends are girls.
And I'm friends with all these female journalists.
Not bad old chestnuts.
So I can't.
Okay, Don.
So he's like, so I can't be sexist if I have friends that are women.
Totally. I mean, I'm surprised you can't be sexist if I have friends that are women. Totally. I
mean, I'm surprised you can go, hey, I'm a gay man. So I can't be anti-affeminist. I don't,
but he didn't say that. He just said, I'm friends with. And they're like, that's as bad
as saying, like, I had a black friend in kindergarten. So I can't be racist. It was up there with that.
Yeah. Yeah. People are calling for him to be fired. Other people are saying, I don't
think you need to be fired. Nobody's watching the show anyway. Probably already feels fired.
Because you got moved from prime time to the world. I don't think you need to be fired nobody's watching the show anyways. Probably already feels fired because you got moved from primetime to the world.
I don't know if anyone also saw his when he left his p.m. a primetime show at 10 p.m. on
CNN every night for four years.
Now, Don Lemon is also someone who talks about himself as Don Lemon.
Okay.
So let's just start there.
He means he says Don Lemon likes.
Yes, and he also because I watched his out outro of his own self to his show and he had to move.
He basically acted like from Don Lemon tonight,
he was like, it's been an amazing four years
of Don Lemon tonight, Don Lemon has been like,
he outed him.
He outed him.
He kind of ended though.
Yeah, the show ended.
Also, you know, this is live, okay?
And I do think that things come out about people that are spru and that will that is the way they
really feel
and the thing that popton this is how he really feels about women
and uh...
for all the reasons we've said
and it reminds me of when kelly osborne said
well donald trump if you're not gonna allow any
immigrants into this country or she said Mexicans, I think,
who's going to clean your toilet?
Remember that?
I know.
I was in the worst moment.
I don't remember that.
I know it was the...
And I'm sorry, Kelly Oswell.
I know you're a mom and you probably are pissing and reminding everybody.
But it was the worst...
I think it was the worst moment of a live TV talk show post person to say that because
she's like, well, no, of course I don't mean that and like yeah you do
and
you your perspective is of that because you were rich person who grew up in
Beverly Hills around rock stars who is on a TV show
and your perception is that and
it came out yep yep
i think that he thinks that those two women are in their careers are beneath
him
and if women were not in their quote-unquote prime in their 20s 30s and 40s
He wouldn't be sitting there with two numb nuts. He'd be sitting there with a woman his same age, but he wasn't
He was put to it and he'd have someone who's equal who's a peer who's been in the industry that long and he wasn't sitting with them
He was sitting with two women who are much much younger than him and Caitlin Collins isn't even in her 40s yet
Tucker Carlson did a full segment on this.
And every single time he said his name called him Don Liemont.
Don Liemont, okay? And I couldn't take it.
I was like, this is so funny.
And then he's like, saying, look at Don Liemont.
He's so fabulous. And he's showing, he's so sassy.
And he's showing all these pictures of him, like shirtless and calling him sassy and fabulous.
What everybody's been doing watch Dave, Dave Chappelle,
when he talked about juicy, he called him juicy
instead of Jesse Smollett, he called him,
juicy Smollett.
Do you know this guy, juicy Smollett?
Speaking of which, that was another thing
Don got in trouble with, drop, drop four.
Oh, that's right.
He tipped off juicy Smollett.
So they were onto his fake,
that's right.
His fake kidnapping or attack
or whatever well we'll see what happens but uh... i don't think he's gonna get
fired but i have always said
listen you can always had the ideal age for when the time the person
gets into the presidency but for me
i've always felt the ideal age is
like about forty seven to about 65.
I don't think we should kill them like that movie
when you die at 30, Logan's run.
I don't think it should be that.
If you're good, you can continue, but ideally, yeah, that is,
so that was so weird when you were saying the prime
because it was clearly sexist
because anyone would agree a primate for being a president
really is the 50s if it can work out that way.
Okay, have you heard about the South Park video,
the episode?
We did see a tweet by our good friend
Megan McCain on it, but I haven't watched it yet,
but-
Shout out Megan.
Shout out Megan.
We know she listens.
Oh, she came to my show in DC.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah.
Did you get to see the, did you get to see the, she couldn't bring the baby.
No, she wasn't, she was obviously, you know,
that when there was a baby inside of her.
I think that baby was born on my birthday clover.
And anyway, this is a pretty funny video,
a pretty pretty clip from South Park.
And it's just about how they are just
keep saying like, stop looking at us.
We want privacy.
And they have like this big thing on their house. We must alone. We want privacy. And they have like this thing on their house.
We've got to hold it.
That's amazing.
And it's very, very funny.
But according to the news or whatever,
at a camera who said that their attorneys are looking
with fine truth to see if they have some
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South Park, they did nothing wrong.
I can't imagine that their team of lawyers
did not go over this ability as they do
every controversial thing they do.
I personally think it's hilarious.
You're a public figure and everything they're saying is
and if you're a huge fan of them and you found it
sadding, don't want South for everyone else thought it was funny.
Did Tom Cruise ever get his taken down because he was the one who really...
Oh, because he was the one who thought it was.
He was the one who thought it was.
He really wanted that off of there and I don't think he could even...
I feel like some of it did get moved.
Like put Kim to... I mean...
Yeah, what I mean, they made Bono, you know, he was a film...
Sitting on a pile of his own show.
Of his own duty. You know what I mean? He's like shit. A huge... he was a filled on a pile of his own show of his own duty.
You know what I mean? He's like shit, a huge, the biggest pile of shit that anyone's ever made.
Because he's so full of shit.
I mean, you can't, if you are going over, you can't, and here we go.
Okay, here's the dawn lemon of Megan and Harry.
Like, you can't go after South Park.
Yeah.
You can't go after South Park.
That shows how shitty you are.
Go on back to England,
because this is what we're doing here.
What I've always said is,
I think neither of them have any sense of humor.
Clearly, it's hard, so not funny,
and good luck to that.
God, I know.
So Megan Merkel's sister Samantha,
she has, you know, filed a lawsuit.
She's asking for $750,000.
$750,000,000.
Oh my God.
Defamation saying that in the interview,
that they did with Oprah,
there were so many lies.
There were 38 lies or something about her living like a life as a popper or whatever,
as a poor girl.
And all these other things that they have,
she has proven a lot of them to be lies.
But I don't think that it's really defamation because the only thing she said about her sister is, other things that they they have she has proven a lot of them to be lies but I
don't think that it's really defamation because the only thing she said about
her sister is at one point the sister's last name wasn't Markle and then she
changed it back to Markle I guess that wasn't true it was always Markle because
they share the same dad whatever but she's the reason she is trying to sue is
saying because of this she's gotten all this hate whatever whatever, and of course, they're asking for everything,
and the Merkel team just keeps denying, no,
and they're asking for it to be dismissed.
They're gonna win.
Meghan Markle's gonna win this one against Samantha,
but not against South Park.
That's my prediction.
Good.
Isn't the Merkel family constantly,
isn't her dad like a grifter or something?
No, the dad is awesome, and they found a blog
when she used to have her post, the TIG or something? No, the dad is like awesome. And they found a blog when she used to have her post,
the TIG or the TIG or what was her post.
She had a thing back when she was before she met Harry.
It all got removed, but people somehow have drug it up
and found it.
And she did a beautiful post on Father's Day to the TIG.
How beautiful post on Father's Day about everything they
did together and how great he was.
He was a set designer and how much he did for her school and how wonderful he was and
how he helped with paper.
I like this whole thing.
But then he wasn't invited to the wedding, right?
Right.
And though everyone thinks because she just didn't want, it was one of the, okay, I'm gonna say this,
which because I've been studying,
and I'm not saying she's a con woman, don't sue me, okay?
But sometimes when people let's say,
rewrite their stories, rewrite their past.
Yes.
Something that they want to avoid
is people from the past coming together in a room,
and comparing notes and being like,
so then you were her roommate.
No, I was never her roommate.
She had a beautiful apartment by herself
that her dad paid for.
But she said she lived with three roommates and an addict.
That's so weird, sorry, April.
Yeah, she would like to make a toast everyone
to the to my room, H. Like, yeah, so sometimes when you go to someone's wedding and you go it was
really weird my my sister's husband there was no one from his side there.
No, but like that's kind of where people thought right is something going on.
Or was she just like I just want Oprah there instead and I just want all my
rich friends here there instead, and I just want all my rich friends here there instead,
and whatever I'm becoming the prince,
and you know, some Anthony didn't come to her first wedding,
and then the whole thing with the dad
was in Mexico and in a heart attack,
and my intention was to always have him there,
but then all this stuff happened days
before the wedding, and he was embarrassed.
And so I think there's a lot to it, people,
you know, don't like that I keep talking about,
or what other people say, bring it on. So whatever. I think this is juicy.
Julie definitely got like some some clap back when she called her like a thirst bucket
last time, like a few times. Oh, yeah. And I do think she is. I'm sorry. And I think
clearly South Park, totally down with South Park. Yeah.
Next respect our privacy while you watch our docu series,
read my book, go on every interview.
The written podcast.
Yeah, the podcast.
Exactly, like I just, I don't know,
I'm not really here for them.
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uh... rebel will send an out she's engaged first i thought they got married
but i guess they just got engaged rebel will send and her
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she also have the also a kid
so i guess they did it Disneyland
I thought this was a wedding they said which it was we said yes
So I like those little sweatshirt things there wearing I think they're cute. I mean they did look cute
Wow, and then she also well first let's talk about that
How do you feel about people who get engaged or married at Disneyland?
that, how do you feel about people who get engaged or married at Disneyland?
So basically they set up those pillars,
put huge wedding bouquets on the sides.
And then-
This is a match in the assistant walking through
all through Hannah Hine.
Like how long that is?
It's like a hubcat.
I was, I was gonna fring out if this isn't right.
They've got like a production like tray,
like one of those rolling things.
Some little girl with a churro came too close
to their photos and they're like, get away.
Like get out of here.
We're about to get engaged with lesbians now.
We'll leave the beans now.
Get out of here.
Two princesses can get married.
Did you know that?
Two pizza-sweet roast petals
to really give it the effect of a wedding
or they added that computer generated it
but it looks like one of the audience really looking at them.
I mean, I like the background.
If you're gonna do that, maybe dress like the princess and the prince or two princes or
two princesses that you'd be comfortable.
Yeah, you're a little too casual for what you did on the sides.
More like Alice in Wonderland, like what they're wearing.
Stripes.
Now I want to point the most important thing about this picture.
Paris Hilton, Kathy Hilton, first two comments, dying.
Of course.
No, it's shit.
My fault.
They weren't the first two.
They were just raised to the top because they're checkmarked.
Oh.
Oh.
They know who Annie likes. They know who Annieed. Oh, it's from Annie Lightgram.
They know who Annie Lightgram.
Oh, my God.
I'm dying over that.
I had a video go viral on TikTok
when I got engaged at Disneyland
in front of the Star Wars thing.
Ooh, yeah.
My friend Colin, he's a juicy skipper
who works there.
And he kind of met us there.
And I said, oh, let's do a, I first asked my sons
to do the fake engagement and they said no.
So that took up my ring and Colin said he would.
And Colin is a out gay man.
And has been living a gay life for, I think, a long time.
And so when we did it, the people around a hundred percent
were like down for us.
I had a baseball hat.
I mean, clearly no one was like thinking it was a mill
for a Cougar situation.
They just thought, I think we were two dorks
that were really engaged.
So it was like, and then, but he was like,
and all these people, or girls, she's marrying the gay girl.
The ones that went viral were the ones that were the stitch.
Were like these guys would be like, then it would cut to the guy, be like, um, there's
no one going to tell her.
And then there'd be a few people like, no, she's a comedian, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
But also, I was like, first of all, I was kind of happy that people thought
I was young enough to marry this gay guy,
regardless of another, but I was like,
oh God, but we feel really don't know who I am,
but that's okay.
I like this journey for you for like,
especially since in renewing your vows with Peter.
Yeah, since that is a trope that we must do in every show.
Yes. I think we need to renew our vows with Peter. Yes. Since that is a trope that we must do in every show. Yes.
I think we need to renew our vows with this whole situation at Disneyland and do all this.
I want the flowers, I want the thing.
You can do pictures in all different areas of use.
Re-saying I do, redoing your vows.
You guys could be wearing like prints and princesses outfits.
Someone could come up and say, don't do this at my Valvernault.
Yes. Please don't talk about this at my Valvernault. We could get up and say, don't do this at my vowel renewal. Yes.
Please don't talk about this at my vowel renewal.
We could get you to get in a fight with you.
And you're like, you guys stop ruining my vowel renewal.
And then, you know what I mean?
I'm not here.
Was Colin in his, was he currently at work?
No, I think he was, no, it was like his day off
that day, but he could meet us there and kind of like help us,
you know, maybe get some lines.
I like that with your baseball hat.
You chose to do in front of Star Wars.
You were just like, because I had just seen someone do it there.
And I felt it was extra dorky.
Oh, okay. Yeah. It's, it is extra dorky.
It is. Yeah.
Yeah. It's very cosplay.
Very cosy. Although it all is, but, I mean, I just, in general,
I'm going to say about Rebel Wilson in this.
It's a lot.
She's bringing the utmost to the table for every single thing she's doing.
She lost a ton of weight, then becomes a lesbian, then gets married, then doesn't in front of the...
And they have a kid.
She's got a baby.
Like, that's a lot.
Well, she now says that Pitch Perfect contract dictated her weight for years.
Oh, sure.
She never was... She never years. Oh, sure.
She never was.
Oh, she had to stay fat.
And all I'm going to say is.
That's what you do to me, Heather.
I know.
Julie, we signed an NDA.
I'm sorry.
I need anyone to know that.
I will.
The title is Keeping Me Fat.
I said she asked.
I did bring up the juicy scoop contract.
OK.
Oh, great.
In which it reads, as a guest, as a reoccurring guest the juicy scoop contract. Okay, great. In which it reads, as a recurring guest on juicy scoop,
I will maintain my appearance
and not alter it anyway
with extreme body changes,
plastic surgery,
haircuts, or face tattoos.
And you guys have signed that.
I'm sorry, okay.
I need to lose weight.
I'm about to get diabetes.
And I need to lose weight, I want about to get diabetes. And I need to lose weight, Heather.
I want a baby and I want to become lesbian.
As someone in the business, what I believe the contract said is she signed a contract with
an option of sequels.
And in that sequels, it probably said not altering your appearance.
And I think they said like plastic surgery, same thing would go if you did a Jennifer Gray nose job.
And they probably didn't say weight,
they probably didn't say like the way it did with Lucy
and Ethel, or Ethel said she always had to be 10 pounds
thinner than Lucy.
And it was lit, 10 pounds faster than Lucy.
And that was in her contract.
And I believe that, but I think, you know,
post 2000, a contract probably just said like, no big alterations.
And her agent probably said, what this means is, don't yeah.
You know, just kind of stay the way you look, because we're going to have
these huge paydays and you're going to want to do these movies.
And if for some reason you look extremely different, if again,
shaved your head, got a neck tattoo, got big lip fillers,
got a nose job and gain gain or lost 100 pounds,
that wouldn't, you won't be fat anymore,
that's your character.
And you will also look, like particularly,
like say if somebody did a bunch of filler,
if she lost weight, which she did,
she's gonna look much older those,
she was playing a 23 year old piece of college.
So they couldn't have them doing anything that,
it's like, whoa, you now look 40,
like they can have it, they're playing to play older to play younger all of
them. Well even if you have for an audition they tell you if you book a part from
my audition to the time you get that thing like don't do anything. Yeah don't die.
I don't want to hide anything. Yeah and you know. But I mean it was quite easy for her to maintain the weight. Oh yeah, it was fine. Well, it was not a hardship.
Um, Ryan Seacrest is saying bye to Kelly Rippa.
He is just going to stay in LA and do American Idol and her new co-host finally, it took 12
people to finally get to her husband.
So it's now Mark Consuelos will be her co-host.
They probably were just like, let's just get the husband at this point.
And let's just get the husband, he won't flake,
and she won't feel threatened by it.
So let's just get the husband.
Here's what I think.
One, back when we used to watch the view,
because we do not anymore,
because our really good friend.
Our best friend, who's almost family now.
I mean, she's, yeah, she's like a sister to us.
Megan, Meg.
Yeah.
We shallr the Megs.
When she left, we couldn't. I mean, it's it's unwatchable. It's, Megan, Megan. Yeah. We all are the mags. Okay.
When she left, we couldn't.
Yeah.
I mean, it's, it's, it's unwatchable.
It's become unwatchable.
Yes.
Back when she was on it.
No fun anymore.
We were so horny for it.
I would show up live.
We didn't just, we didn't just do DVR.
No, we watched it.
Yeah.
It was appointment viewing.
At all so.
It was like, it's 1058.
I also believe that's your way of procrastinating.
But whatever she goes, say you did it.
Yeah, that's true.
So we'd go and show up and Kelly and Ryan would still be on.
So that was the only time that we were able to.
She'd like to tail in.
Yeah.
And then be kind of into it because it
would be like that funny, blonde lady.
Allie went worth it.
Yeah, she's doing a cooking segment.
And it'd be like, and then I'd be like, am I into Ryan's?
He crest now, I don't know what's going on.
But, he's in pajamas.
Oh, my mom's.
Many, many, many, many, many times.
He wasn't there and it was always Mark.
Yeah.
So I think, one, I mean, they've done it a million times.
I think it came down to be like,
this person's gonna make this money.
Why not you, honey?
You know?
I think he's ready to go.
He is so, so much money.
And I feel like I've done this.
I've done this, it was fun.
I was on a national TV in the day.
I had a blast.
But the going back between LA and New York
and the American Idol, and I want an easier schedule.
I'm 49 years old.
And doing this show for another three years
is going to do nothing for my how big of a star I am,
household name, and even money at this point.
I don't have any kids.
I don't need another 100 million.
But I think she was like,
why give this money to Andy Cohen
when I can give it back to my own self?
100% it was gonna be her husband or her son.
Okay, and that's what I would do if I was Kelly
at this point, I'm all about it.
So they've been together so long
that there's no, I would normally get them.
I don't need to hear about them fucking every day. No, they're going to. And they always do, they're so long that there's no I would I don't need to hear about them fucking every day
you know they're going to they're going to
pictures and be like look at him and I'm like
save it bitch and it's gonna be all about
valrenuels I mean anniversaries how many
page six and people articles are gonna be like
Kelly and Marcus failed to just revealed that
she takes it in the ass three times. Oh it oh, it's going to be a whole segment.
It's going to be a segment.
It's going to go...
Three times a year.
Exactly.
That's going to be a segment on the show.
In the morning, it's going to be a whole thing.
They're like, we need a younger audience to start watching.
Hey, God is millennials take it up the ass.
So we're going to do, we need you to talk about it.
We need to give 30-year-old mom's hope that when you're 50,
you could have a daytime talk show with your husband
that you still bone and do it up the bottom.
Now, I would normally give some of the advice,
don't ever do this, don't ever do it with your best friend,
don't ever do it, you could do it, I guess, with your son,
but not your partner in any way, but they've
now been together as long as Jesus has been dead.
I have said this over and over.
I don't think there is an easier job on television than to be a morning daytime talk show host
that's just like light interviews, not OPR-esque where you're like sitting down with the world's
first hoarder like she did.
I'm talking just for you too.
Fun stuff.
Fun stuff.
A movie star for seven minutes.
It is not difficult.
There is not high stakes.
It doesn't matter.
Like a dumb game when they call up like,
what was Kelly eating in 2007?
Yeah.
Meatballs.
We make them.
Yeah, you're whatever.
You know what I mean?
I will say that Julie, another time when the lesbian mafia
got a hold of her and she needed to come up to me
out of nowhere when I was mine in my own business
with her phone and go, do you know who this is?
And I was like, this is a couple days ago
and I was like this.
I mean, I, and then I kept staring and staring
and I'm like, if she knows who it is, I must know.
And when I tell you, it took me five minutes,
and it was Mark fucking Consuelos.
He was unrecognizable, other.
Why?
I don't know if it was his hair.
It was like a wax and statue that had had its face blown up.
It was the makeup, maybe.
I don't know.
It could have been the makeup, could have been the hair dye.
Whatever he's tuning up for the show
all right it was I mean it was a little I was shocked okay yeah yeah yeah well they're little
people they are literally they are a little they are a little people they will be able to fit
now they have to climb up those giant chairs you right. And they fit perfectly together as two little. The fluffy mugs look like two bowls like that.
Yes.
We fuck up the ass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Every three weeks, sometimes Mac puts it in the front
to the back, but we've learned how to do it right.
All right.
We kind of make sure that we put away all our dildos and looms
before our kids come home from college.
Can you relate to that?
We never want them to walk in while they're doing
it. It's too embarrassing. Why is daddy on top of... Wait, who? We don't know which one's
which. Who can relate? Oh, well we have a story from the weekends in the Hamptons, you
guys. Wait, let's just... I'm going to be Kelly. And you're going to be Mark. I'm gonna be Kelly. And you're gonna be Mark. I'm gonna do the top of the show.
Woo!
Hello!
Well, I don't know where to start, but Mark and I,
the kids were home from for the long weekend,
and we were in the Hamptons, and I had a little
too much rosé in the day.
You sure did.
And you know, Mark was looking good. He was
looking good. You were looking good too, baby. You look so good right now. And I
threw in some baked potatoes for the clam bake. And I said, Mark, we've got
about 20 minutes before I need to take out these. And I'm like, let's just
get up. And now the dog likes to watch us. I hate it when the dog's say. And I'm like, let's just, you don't get up. And now the dog likes to watch us. Do our thing.
I hate it when the dog's there.
So I said, we put the dog in the little room.
Well, our daughter comes home and she's like,
let's the dog out.
And I'm about to climb it.
Can I say that?
I'm about to climb it.
And I hear the dog howling because he
knows one of about to climb it.
Because we do it so often.
I know but funny is I never do.
It's weird. You know what I mean?
I don't know if I'm doing it right. I don't even know. I don't even know where I am.
Oh.
Anyway, she walks in.
My leg is by my hand. Yeah, well, Mark's, you know, and then we go, what? What was that?
I didn't know if it was the dog. I didn't know what your kid it was. We come down. I'm doing
the baked potatoes and she's like, so when did dad start tanning nude mom and I go, how
did you know that? It's because she saw his bear ass and there was no tanning light. And
let me just tell you that clam bake Was like no other
Clambake you
Right back, who's gonna win a trip to Florida?
That is going to be it's exactly how it's gonna be yeah, I mean it's going to be every single day like that
I will never be invited on, obviously, after this.
Anyway, he's got a girlfriend, Ryan Seacrest,
who's 24 or 5, he's 49.
It's another 25-year-age difference
that obviously works until he comes out.
Or your-
Sorry.
I'm so stupid.
Edit.
Whoops.
Annie, tell us how you love anal sex since you're millennial.
I mean, a millennial. I to say that in the moment just for you
and now you're not gonna really say Heather and we should in fact take all of the
Kelly Ripa stuff out because none of us won't Kelly Ripa like we are not taking
the Kelly Ripa stuff but you said we love we think that Ryan secrets I mean at
this point I do think he's he's boned down with these young girls I I mean, they are gorgeous. Yeah. He takes them off to Cabo and they're in like the tiniest
string bikinis and they look gorgeous. But I mean, we know that he never, he didn't even sleep
in the same room with old Juliana Huff because he said like the dogs are too annoying with
that. You know what? I set behind them are in front of him at Kim's second wedding to Chris Humphries
And she was talking about something about what she wanted for her wedding or whatever and he looked at me and he went
So I just don't think he was that into her he has that serious girlfriends
I think it's one of those guys that his love and life he did not have to settle down
He doesn't have a biological clock.
And just like Andy Cohen, he can have a baby
whenever the hell he wants.
So I bet they probably get married.
He's really?
I think he's probably getting it married
and have a kid now and do the hosting stuff in LA
and just have a little simpler life for the next 20 years.
Do you like his George Clooney last half of life thing?
Where he finally settles down?
Settles down.
I thought he was gonna do like UN stuff.
No, no, no, I mean, finally settles down.
And then how's kids?
Yeah.
After he, I think he has had a long-term girlfriend.
So I think he kind of likes a long-term situation.
But I just think he's never really been in love.
And like they said in one of the sexist city episodes
of recently, so the guy gets married when he decides
to get married.
It doesn't mess.
It's not always about the woman.
It's not always about the woman, yeah, or ever.
It's just sometimes like, I think this is the time.
Because he's probably, I probably ever, girl he's dated,
is probably really great and fabulous.
And would have made like a great partner.
But now he's just ready to do it.
Yeah, I mean, I think Julianne Hoff is, she's annoying, but I think she's so pretty and sexy.
Yeah, but she wouldn't have been a good match.
No, that's not true.
But so is he.
You don't think he's bisexual?
Well, we don't know.
I don't know.
Well, I've not been one person has come out and been like, here's the receipts.
I met him at this place.
There isn't.
So I don't really believe it's true.
He just gives me wild-todd, Chrisley energy.
Not as extreme, but yeah, he does.
Well, Amy and TJ, they told their money and they ran to Mexico.
And they're having a great trip and they will like I said
They haven't announced it yet, but looking forward to the iHeart podcast
Do it in the butt truth be told oh good. Oh, yeah, it's truth about everything. It's about hot topics about this
But that like we might even talk about housewise. yeah, that's what's like notes from the inside.
Yeah.
Um, I'm so sick of Megan Fox.
So the ultimate thirst trap, move over Megan Markle.
There's a there's a third year Megan.
It is Megan Fox.
It's been her for about five years, especially since she got with
Megan with a machine gun Kelly.
She did a whole thing right before Super Bowl.
That was like Megan Kelly.
Posts, no, she's not.
I don't know where did I.
I'm here to say, I say Megan Kelly the time.
Megan Fox with machine gun Kelly.
Yeah, you heard Megan.
She will be Megan Kelly if they ever get married.
Which they never will.
Yes, we've Megan Kelly.
So she did this big, all these cryptic posts.
We're broken up. People assuming it might be this pretty girl So she did this big, all these cryptic posts,
we're broken up, people assume it might be this pretty girl
that is a guitar player with him,
the guitar player is like, nothing happened,
I'm really offended that this is going on,
I have a boyfriend, this is that.
Then she does a long post and was like,
everybody just needs to leave us alone
and shut down these rumors and stop talking about it.
And they're like, bitch, you started the rumor.
Yeah.
You took him off of every single photo of your Instagram.
Did this thing about being cheated on or something?
Yep.
So annoying.
I'm so done with these two.
And the only person I feel sorry for
is Ryan Austin Green that he has to deal with her.
And the cryptic Instagram, you know, Beyonce quote,
is so fucking 10 years ago.
It's not with the cryptic posts.
Yeah, and it's a quote from a song
that we're all deciphering.
And it's like, no, just, no, just all of it now.
It's all, the whole thing from start to finish,
it was derivative, they were copying Courtney and Travis,
tinging down on the red carpet.
It was like, get some new material or make some up.
I just feel like one day I just might do
like a social experience, experiment,
just to actually know how popular or truly unpopular I am.
And just like take off my wedding ring
and take some photo and go, and it's like still
the nail polish I've worn for two years.
And then just been like making some real changes.
Yes.
Can't say I don't hate the way my hand looks.
What if that's it?
What about the hand?
And then someone being like, wait, could that be your left hand?
Did she file for divorce against Peter and just start like a thing and then just be like
then and then just be walking doing and it's just like some music
like, I'm a home mile, like, finally, I'm true song. And just like, why is Heather just
like, throw, what are these cryptic posts about her? And then I'm like, why are you guys
freaking out? Like, I got some new candle ocean. God, you weirdos. Get a white. When you
say, popular, do you mean with your own fans or with men coming after you like you would find out how unpopular
You are oh no, I just meant like people wouldn't notice. Okay, I'm getting it
Well, you did try and do you did pull a full thing that me and Julie both fell for where you
Said you were taking a social media break and we were like Heather. Yeah, are you okay? Heather?
It was like you like oh I read a long thing, but then I was like, for tell tomorrow or something.
You never, but it was,
anybody would know that you were in it,
you were copying like the Alice Baldwin's wife
with the 50 kids or whatever,
but Julie and I, the hook line and sinker were like,
Heather, what's going on with you?
Are you okay?
You're gonna take a social media break?
We were like worried, and you're like, no, bitch,
I just, that was too big. It's a joke. Yeah, you know, the next social media break? We were like worried. And you're like, no, bitch, I just, that was the joke.
Yeah, you know what next time I have to do a physical
or get a blood test, I'm also gonna do that.
Just, yeah, just the needle in my arm.
Hashtag hopes.
Yeah, and then just be like, oh, oh.
I just only asking for your prayers.
Just not, just not cancer.
Oh, I mean really. Oh, yeah.
So I love the.
Okay, wait, this is important.
So, Jen and Ben got matching tattoos.
It's two arrows with a J and a B in between.
People were like saying this was a very outdated tattoo that was popular.
Someone did like years ago.
I wouldn't know.
Well, you know, we did it.
Julie and I, I wouldn't know. Well, you know who did it, Julie and I,
we have those tattoos.
The same way Megan Markle and Harry copied you and Peter,
they saw that Julie and I got those in 2008,
the JAB with the crossed arrows.
Wow.
And they got it.
And that's why everybody knows it's outdated.
Because it is quite frankly.
And then we basically covered them because,
because they were dated.
You know, there is a thing that you can now get these tattoos
and they fade within three years.
Really?
Yes.
Oh, that is cool.
Yes.
And so I, I got so many.
I mean, that's also the time,
but also if it's about,
especially putting someone's name on it,
yeah, you want to say.
Chances are they won't be around in three years.
Right.
So this is, but you cheated it right here, you know,
because God's still good.
And that looks like that's his art. I think it it right here, you know, because the mod's still good. And that looks like that's his arm.
I think it's right here.
He has the horrible Falcon on his back.
Well, he put, he put her initial on top.
That must be his because like those bumps are like, that's in the hair.
That's because they just shaved his hair.
I see.
And a hair.
And a hair.
And a hair.
And a hair. Long hair. But And a hair. And a hair.
And a hair.
And a hair.
And a hair.
And a hair.
And a hair.
And a hair.
And a hair.
And a hair.
And a hair.
But Julie, do you think we'll get the tattoos?
The J&B tattoos again.
Totally.
And I'm going to put that one right here as well.
Well, I'm not going to put that one here.
Well, where you go.
That's a lot.
Tattoo experts say you should not put someone else's name on you unless you've been together for at least 18 months. I was 18 years. months, 18 months. Okay. But technically, it's more like 20 years or whatever
because they were engaged before.
And then, but I remember someone said,
the best advice I've ever got is,
don't ever tattoo anyone's name on you that's still alive
because a dead person won't disappoint you.
Mm.
I think profound.
I think, and I think he kind of followed that
because what he thought in his own mind was,
well, I'll just say it's Jen Garner, the mother of my kids.
That's what I'll do.
I'll just say it's for the other Jen.
Yeah, it really works out.
Speaking of the other Jen, what a segue.
Jen, John, real house.
This is not like she went to prison and she got three new tattoos.
I'm going to get that tattoo, put it on.
Just her face.
That actual picture. She had some big Coleca law, whatever saying because she's like from the Hawaiian island.
And then she had her three, her husband and two boys names going across her arms.
She got that tattoo and she checked in.
She went in with like Chola eyebrows on her new tats and she's like, don't fuck with it.
Maybe said, yeah, yeah. I don't need any like
I'll put rocks in a sock and I'll do a shift and I don't want to be
a bitch up let's be clear about that. I mean, I wouldn't want to mess with her
Bad Mormon her book is out and I had the most incredible thing happen today. What's Jacob's last name?
Jacob haveich. Okay.
He presented a full book report.
He wrote book report by Juicy Scoop Phil reporter Jacob Havelich, subject of the Heather
Retotal Megan King Edmunds School of detective work for the greater christian good
bad mormon is broken into five sections bad daughter bad missionary bad
wife bad mormon bad ass
below i will discuss each section and chapter with
within each highlighting no
notable
uh... quotes and moments from those within so i went through
and it is extremely boring.
Annie basically had Jacob, she paid Jacob $50
to do the book for her.
I did not ask her to do the book for her.
She just offered, I did say, I did say
can someone do a book for her
because I don't wanna read it and is there anything juicy?
Annie will probably forgive you.
There is.
Everything she has to do, that's hard.
She's like Jacob, yo, how there was a surprise to you.
It sounds like Jacob really knew very little about
Mormonism she said I don't don't use the word Mormonism basically
she was pretty hardcore in the Mormon religion so she went through this whole
temple thing where you get baptized at eight because that's when you know
what's right or wrong when they can marry you off
and then she like did some missionary.
Kirsten Boy once that then turned out to be dating her friend.
I mean literally there's nothing.
One time she pretended she was a robot and used scissors as her hands
and almost cut part of the curtain and gotten trouble from her parents.
I'm telling you these are the things.
These are the stories she's wrote.
I fell asleep.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. She did the Edward Scissor hands moment as a child.
I thought she was going to say she almost got some stick off, but no, it was curtains.
Yeah.
And then she was a little heavy at 12 and her dad would wake up at 530 and tell her to
take walks with him.
And then they needed to marry her off.
They said if you lost some weight, weren't you?
A man will like you.
And then when she was going through her final temple thing, which we thought from the book that that's where we'd hear what the juicy secrets were what is the
secrets you find out like in Scientology it's like the aliens or whatever and she's you know and
her mom said make sure you have mints make sure you have mints when you go to the celestial temple
and you pass over to being like the top Mormon and it was because I guess whatever head Mormon guy you talk really close to his face.
Of course she wanted to have a nice fresh breath for the man.
Anyway, we never find out what the secret stuff is.
We find out about the secret underwear.
Then she meets her husband who, when she moves to Huntington Beach, she meets him in
his rich.
He takes her to her wife.
She realizes it's really rich.
And so she's like, this sounds good.
So they get married.
And three and a half months later, they have sex.
And that's when they both have sex.
But they're actually bored in having nothing in common.
She has three kids right away.
She also has a kid support.
She tries to be, she did a little jewelry line in college
that was at Nordstrom's for a minute.
She started doing Boodwaw photography.
And she was the photographer.
Yeah.
And did it for Whitney Rose.
Oh, that's that track.
And then she was doing social media
for this guy who would have met Spot.
And that's how she ended up with the beauty lab.
And then she gets divorced because he,
because one daughter was getting a heavier baptism.
She's like, the baptism of the two,
and he goes, well, can we do it at three or something?
Because I want my family to be there.
And she's like, no, I'm not changing the time.
He goes, well, then we're getting divorced.
And they did. They got divorced.
That's the best part of the whole thing.
Yeah. And then, uh, and then even the divorce,
she barely talks about housewives.
And then, and then that's it.
Then she talked about how they approached her for the show
and she got the show and that's it.
No mention. So she sounds like a good Mormon.
And she ends it with a name of the father's son and Andy Cohen.
Which is also kind of, that's just pretty bad.
It's very any Cohen to do this, Cripe or whatever.
Especially when they clearly would not allow her to put housewives in the book at all
because then they would have been in there. Something.
They probably asked her not to. I'm gonna say something that a lot of people are gonna be like,
wow, they're profound.
Not everybody has juicy stories in their life to tell
and not any and even if you do some people are horrible storytellers
some people can't
do a podcast they're just not interesting
okay
and
all right she just i don't think, it's just not very juicy.
But I also get, she's not talking about it.
She's hiding it.
And I'm hiding it.
Because she's going to think, yeah, and she even said anything
oh I'm being sued by the Mormon church, whatever.
What?
There was nothing in here.
Well, I got a weird impression about her dad waking her up at 5.30
in the morning, and then I got, I, didn't she have to go through the temple at 8 and put a mint in
so that a grown man could lean almost into kissing distance.
And then what, recite Mormon John Smith Bible version.
I mean, there is, it's like, there's like weird stuff.
But nothing, I mean, she wasn't molested.
Nothing bad happened.
She wasn't married off.
There's no way that you can say bad Mormon.
And you know, I, and we don't know, this is whatever.
But if you were a missionary,
that means you were in a different state or country,
there has to be shit that happened
and went down there.
There has to be.
You're telling me that in the whole time
that you were a missionary,
that you were trying to cut people.
Also, you know what?
You know what?
Speaking of Megan McCain,
I don't like that her book was called Bad Republican,
and then she came up with her as later bad women.
Oh!
Meg? You better hold her. She can't stand it. It doesn't matter if it's not a head. and then she came up with her later bad oh Meg
you better call her
it's not a head who cares
but to me it seems like she's actually in fact a good Mormon
when she got to be a bad Mormon was with housewives
and then she didn't talk about any of that
right no she didn't talk oh she said one night she went out with Jen Shaw
and Jen Shaw took her on a crazy night at
town at nightclub and she did take someone home and
screwed in my guess but um but that you know Jen
Shaw paid for that big night well maybe in the book and we
know that she said she was a lot of fun
well yeah because she was using some old person's credit card
at towel well Justin needs to tell us.
Is it Jason or Justin? Who did the book report?
It was Jacob.
Oh, Jacob.
Yeah, Jacob.
Sorry.
It wasn't just.
No, Justin or Jeremy.
Yeah, Jacob.
Maybe needs to tell you if maybe she goes into depth.
If she comments on she doesn't she nothing.
Nothing.
I read the whole book report.
It's 10 pages.
She does not.
There's nothing.
There's nothing. I read the whole book report. It's 10 pages. I was like, I read the book report. It's 10 pages. She does not. There's nothing. There's nothing I read the whole book report. It's 10 pages. I read the book report. It's 10 whole pages. I know I feel I feel like
Sutton reading the early times article. No, but listen, I think that I don't blame anyone for
Having someone approach them and say would you like a book deal? Let's tell your story. Here's a ghost writer to help you
Let's get it done. You're on a TV show. Of course, you're not going to turn it down or course you're not going to say you
know what i might be more interesting in like five years
but
it's it's done now who cares
uh... so what occurs
uh... marina's had a crazy night
i don't know that was
i thought we thought of who that was
that's in jen garnered
it's a really think she looks like. Yeah, she does.
Meredith Marx took a tumble while dancing
to Abba's Dancing Queen.
Well out at a lesbian bar with Sam Smith.
I'm going to Sue Abba now.
They abuse Scarlett took a tumble while dancing to Abba
at a lesbian bar.
Like quit brutalizing my family.
You're brutalizing my family.
I brutalized myself on the dance star. Stop brutalizing the gay clubs. Stop brutalizing my family. I brutalized myself on the dance. Stop brutalizing the gay clubs.
There she goes. Some drama happened over the weekend with the Real Housewives.
Oh no. It's pretty juicy. That was a video that was Joe Gorgah happened to run into.
Joe, Judeise in the Bahamas, which is a place that I guess Joe Judice, because it's not America,
can travel to, saw him and someone filmed it, them hugging and bracing and posted it.
People were mad. Well, oh my god, I love that. So they posted it and then Joe Gorgorot both
walked into the same bar at the same time a lot of history there
We have memory since we were kids. I'm happy he's doing well and looks good
We are both happy to see each other and catch up glad some glad someone caught it life
Roni is that yeah is that yeah in the back right? Yeah rights. Oh this honestly
This is honestly comical knowing you were with him for not even five minutes and we're able to have somebody take a video of the interaction meanwhile.
All you've done is talked so poorly about my father.
You are such an opportunist and take advantage of the once in a lifetime opportunity to see my father and use it for a post.
Okay, it's better.
Once in a lifetime. I don't know if it's a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm a low down, collected all this. So you see the Joe comment. We see the
Giacomit I just said. Then Melissa writes at Gia, Judy's, we both spoke poorly
about each other. It was a nice moment. We have a lot of history together. Get
the hate out of your heart. So then someone's like, wait, Melissa's been writing
for Joe.
She forgot to go on Joe's account. Okay, then she writes again, then it writes again, then it gets removed.
She removed it and then Joe wrote at Gia.
We both said horrible things about each other.
It was a nice moment.
We have a lot of history.
Get the hate out of your heart.
Oh, come on.
And Melissa should have just married it.
Then Melissa has since said Joe was using my phone
and didn't switch to his account.
And he was always writing it from him.
That's unfortunate. That's unfortunate.
That's unfortunate.
I do wish that they were
in a fight because we love all of them.
No.
Yes.
They're all so nice.
I wish they'd be like America
that we could all come together
and just like go against like China.
I wish they could all go against like
what's her name that she looks like
Rosie O'Donnell now, Caroline. I'm not like a big fan of like Caroline.
So I wish so speaking of which do you think?
I wish they'd all get together just go against Caroline.
We all together.
If we're gonna try to track Caroline,
you know what happened, right?
We did hear of the thing, yes.
So let's just jump to that.
Tell us, but tell us.
Well, I've, okay, well, that they were doing
the Ultimate Girls trip, Brandy tried to kiss
her several times,
then she shoved her in a bathroom
with Alex McCord and another person,
and then grabbed her genitals
and touched her jetteltails down there and her chest
and kissed her and then Caroline went out.
Caroline said I have to get out, I have to get out.
They sent Brandy home and then Caroline went home
a day early.
And so everyone's saying, what do you think?
Does Brandy never have to work, should she never work again?
Or what do you think?
Well, people were talking about this this weekend,
like has there been some rumor
that she's just like completely out of the Bravo scenario?
I mean, she's, Brandy Glambelle has been very prolific.
She's got, did celebrity big brother.
She did the traders. She's moved. I mean,
I don't think that this is going to hurt her. In my opinion, in any way, Bravos said Jen
Shaw was fired and then went back and said, oh no, she isn't. So, I mean, even if they said
she was fired, I don't believe it because they also said they weren't doing legacy and now
they're doing that. I mean, I think this is great. Everyone's going to watch this show.
And they're going to keep around because they're going to want her to continue on watch what happens
live and give her side or whatever was kind of really scared for her safety.
Then I read another thing that Caroline said that she willingly made out with her and I'm
just like of all the people to think that you might be down is I don't think it's
Caroline Manso. No, but I don't think that she looks like she is. Well, she looks like she is.
That was like a rumor that she's-
Oh, oh, oh.
That's true.
Looks wise, she's looking pretty daiky to me, but I mean,
I thought she looked like Rosie O'Donnell,
like a not in this picture, but-
I'm just saying her personality.
Yeah, I'm just trying to be someone that would be like,
Brandy really-
Get wasted in wanting to like make out with a girl for fun.
Yeah, or even for a tangent.
But you know what happened, that girl Leah,
where they said she threw like, elephant shit,
like whoever, and all of that wasn't even true where they said she threw elephant shit, whoever,
and all of that wasn't even true.
Right.
So at this point, it's like, and we have to do that.
We kind of keep through brabo's desperate marketing of all these things, but I do.
I definitely don't think Brandy's gone.
She's probably going to be working better than ever because she's just going to continue
grab and posties.
She's like, Trump.
Right.
I'm so, she's.
She's. Wait, hold on. Let's like, Trump. Right. She's
wait, hold on. Let me go back to the glasses and that short skirt.
Yeah.
Yeah. She was asking for it.
She was totally asking for it.
I mean, at the end of the day,
she looks like the girl in Scooby-Doo who's now out.
Velma.
Yeah.
Don't look like.
Yeah.
Do you think if I walked into a bathroom with some women,
then my pussy's not going to get grabbed? Come on! Get out of here, get out of town!
I also love how they're like, they left early and it's like when on a flight three hours early
than they were supposed to, it's a five day trip. I mean, I need to be all victim-shame me or whatever,
I just don't really see, I don't know, woman on, I don't know, I just, you don't, I don't know.
Well, we heard she threw like what? A bunch of cupcakes in her face and said this is for Dina, which of course. That, that Noah Sharkoot reward and I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know. Well, we heard she threw like what? A bunch of cupcakes in her face and said, this is for Dina, which of course.
That knew a shark could reward and I don't believe it.
Okay.
Well, I wish it was true because we are so here for Dina, obviously.
Now, there's, yeah, Melissa is saying that Dina and Teresa are no longer friends.
Dina didn't attend the wedding.
Teresa said, I want to have her home's life.
No, we're fine.
We just texted today.
Teresa also went and met with
Jacqueline
when they were in Vegas and
People thought it was because Jacqueline had written something to regulatory about Melissa on Twitter
And so then she was like, hey, let's talk about five hour lunch. So they did
We had to get back on the show for sure
And yeah, and we'll see what's going on with Louis.
People don't understand what his job is.
It's about digital marketing with generational leads.
Gen-cha.
Don't generate those leads.
Don't generate those leads, sir.
Yeah, you're getting nothing bad happens
because we love Teresa.
So Luanda to show at 54 or below,
which is a small club in New York,
where she's done a bunch of shows there.
A couple of things happened. A fan allegedly, whatever, threw up on her vagina.
Like she was laughing and she was trying to throw up and she tried to hold the chunks in and the chunks.
Projectiles got to her and got in her hair and her manager allegedly wiped it off her back in her hair.
Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Yes. Wait. Wait.
So Luan was talking to a fan.
Is singing like or talking or talking.
Probably walking through the audience.
She does like a 45 minute Q&A.
So she might have been doing a Q&A and been that close to a fan.
And she said something funny.
I see.
I guess and it was so hilarious that the girl threw up which always happens when you're laughing
always and then it went and it went and it went now I don't think she's laughing
so hard I think people get really really freaking drunk at these shows yeah
because what else are you gonna do you know and I mean she's singing you know
let's give them something to talk about.
Which is my go-to, karaoke.
So, you know, what do you do but get really drunk
and like, whatever, and throw up?
So, man.
It will try to hold in.
This has happened to me, the main place is in a car,
but if you try to hold it in and hold it in and hold it in.
It does, it projects so far,
that if it would've just let it go.
Yes, if you just bent over and do it, or lean out the window, but if you wait and wait and wait, holding it in and it does project projects so far that it would have just let it go. Yes.
If you just bend over and do it, or lean out the window, but if you wait and wait and
wait, it's like a shotgun.
It's like so true.
Yeah, I mean, I believe the story, another part of the story was, uh, Derinda was there
and talk about thirst.
Uh, I had someone send me this photo.
You can see her.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Here she is in the middle dancing as everyone takes photos of her.
I'm like, it's so bitch.
Come on.
Anyway, so the other stuff that was written
into like Queen's Bravo is something
is that she got so wasted.
She was screaming at staff and that she was escorted
to leave before the end of the show.
And then another girl said, we went up to her
to try to get a photo while she was waiting for her car
where someone was with her and she didn't want to take a photo and she was rude.
She then did it live and said, not true at all, I just left early.
Well don't we kind of maybe hope and think it could be in her into that project out?
Yeah, but it wasn't.
It wasn't, but it wasn't.
But I believe that she, and she was like, I don't know why people are talking about this.
I've got to go to a beautiful lunch and I'm going to come home and get in my pajamas
and take a two hour nap.
Why do you have to take a two hour nap every day for four to six?
I think it's because you had something to drink at lunch.
That's my personal opinion.
Anyway, who cares?
It's no secret that this woman likes her martinis.
No, no.
And nothing is making Luanne happier than all of this.
Yes, that's right.
Like, listen, you can now say someone vomited on you
at your show.
I mean, that's pretty iconic.
I just saw something that they,
an old video came out of Lady Gaga on her knees
and having a girl puke on her.
Like she was asking her to puke on her.
Oh, yeah.
It happened, I thought.
Um, I don't agree with doing that.
I was one thing to ask a girl to come on stage and do it, like, because you're trying
to be controversial, but on, on, on, on, but one like a 40 year old woman who's been
breastfeeding for 10 years finally got to go out and started
drinking it for and and project all vomited on Luanne.
That's a different story.
Yeah, that's a whole different scenario.
Do you think it's iconic?
I do.
And for the girl who did it, it is iconic.
I do.
Good luck to you.
Yeah, good luck to her.
But I mean, that's just one of those stories that where you as a performer, you can say
that.
Like, it's really should do.
But you should do a call in with her how there we can get.
Or maybe we'll ask her on our podcast.
The person who threw up.
The bomb at her, yeah.
And then for her, it's just like she has to.
Was it on, did they bit somebody video?
Nobody got that.
So we don't even know if it's true.
She can live it down.
She doesn't have to relive it.
It doesn't mean she can get on with it.
But that is hard core.
That is so embarrassing.
So here she was like, no, I didn't do it.
Like, talking about it.
I didn't find it on her.
Kim Zollsley, Ak and Kroy's, George from Atlanta,
their mansion is in foreclosure and up for public auction.
Now she, there was a time this story came up before,
she did post where she's like, no, you haters.
I'll stay in here for as long as I want
until I don't wanna live here anymore.
But it really is hitting the auction block
and then she posted him, Corey's butt,
and he's in a back meeting for the auction.
He's probably cleaning for the auction, whatever,
and just be jealous of my husband.
And it's a bit like, there's nothing good about
someone's house getting for close. No, I don't think so at all.
No one's happy that their kids will have to move and this is humiliating. But she lived way
beyond her means. She was super braggie. And listen, a lot of people downsize. They're in a huge
mansion. Yeah, but you don't not pay your bills. Right. You think Karen from Huber can swoop in
and buy your place. Exactly. You sell your house, you downsize,
you make some changes, you stop buying luxury items.
Yeah. And you like are like, Hey,
we don't have our show anymore.
We're down a couple million a year.
How can we still take care of these four kids
because the two others are adults?
Maybe I shouldn't give my teenage daughters face lifts
and fake boobs and fake butts
and make them into hookers.
Whoa.
Hey, you know what, Briel, whose dick does Briel got a stick to get those John Legend tickets,
you know what I mean?
We're to keep this out.
Exactly.
Who's the shit that they have?
Briel have to suck in order for us to keep this house till the end of summer.
Why not just sell the house even at a loss?
I don't know.
Right, because it's downsize.
Because she's just terrible with money. Or while it's hoping that maybe something would come loss. I don't know. Right, because it's downsize. Because she's just terrible with money.
Or while it's hoping that maybe something would come in,
I don't know.
Sometimes it's better.
I mean, sometimes it's better.
Maybe sometimes when you owe that much,
it's like, let's just live here rent-free for another seven
months, let it for close, and then we'll just rent something,
but we'll pay like two years up front.
And we'll file bankruptcy.
And we'll file bankruptcy.
Yeah.
So that's why we do that. we don't advise that for people.
Your credit is all you have.
I just wanted the kids to know Annie.
Yes.
Keep your credit intact, because it's not a good idea to end up
with no credit.
That's a big problem.
This is a post that Raquel from Vanderpump Rules, which
is back on, posted with Tom Schwartz.
Tom Schwartz and Katie were married.
They sense got divorced and they get
together. They got together in real life. They got together on the, they're gonna get together on
the show. We're gonna see it happening. Katie didn't love that that happened. So then she posted it
and was like just because and then Katie wrote, you really thought you did something here, but these
comments ate, I don't know what eight means, but, LLL.
Anyway.
They killed, like they killed.
He got, he got ratioed in the comments.
Oh, okay, great.
Or she did.
I don't think Katie cares anymore and whatever.
So, but the show has started and people are like,
and it's pretty juicy.
Other people are saying they miss the,
the jacks and the Stasi, but it's been, this is the second season without other people so it was at the third maybe it's the third
yeah I mean that was since 2020 and then I mean they've all like like she and I
had her baby summer they've had their babies obviously the season were Katie and
Tom said respectfully because we love all of them and and Julian I've known
shorts like well before we did the after show, but that season where they got married,
I mean, they knew they were kind of,
they saw this arc happening, you know?
And good for them.
Like, keep, keep, keep, look at Kim's ulceric,
you better keep getting paid, honey, keep getting paid,
keep having kids, getting divorces,
hooking up with best friends that you shouldn't be getting
with.
I'm sure, like, Brittany and Jacks are like,
no, we don't want to go on and end up with shorts,
getting with Brittany and Jacks, getting with Raquel.
And then we have our kid, like, no.
Sister Wives.
As you know, Christine has left Cody.
And she started to date, and she was doing these videos where she was like car
confessions, you know, she's kind of dorky. And she, and she was like,
dating is so hard. And then she's like, I met someone, he's just really special
and I just want to keep it towards her. So she came out with who he is right before
Super Bowl Sunday and now it's full declaration of love. I finally have someone to dance with.
He's like, I'll dance with you for the rest of my life.
But they really only been dating like a month, three weeks.
Well, they should go to Disneyland and do it.
Get down on the van.
But I think it will make for, you know, fun thing to watch.
So he's going to be on, we're thinking the new season.
Yeah.
Well, I bought people, if they're not watching this,
they're not watching this on YouTube.
I want them to just Google the photo of Christine Brown
and her new boyfriend, because if you really look,
like just, he pretend he has hair.
Yeah.
Obviously we know Cody was rocking a goatee moment
for a while. It's like like he is giving somewhat of the same
Like a bald buffer
It's a listen. This is what 50-year-old men in America kind of look like. It's just a it's he's like an average
50-year-old dude who's nice to her. She is an average sexier than well
I'm just saying they're giving a vibe.
I said they're the most unaffected reality stars I've ever seen in my life.
Like nobody has gotten lashes, no one's gotten giant teeth,
like well Cody appears to have gotten lip filler. That was pretty shocking.
He got lashes too. Yeah, and he got a perm and a probably hair transplant.
But for most, but I mean they're just like two average looking people that are like,
I found each other and whatever.
So good for her.
I hope she's getting it, doing it.
Yeah, he has a motorcycle with a side car on it.
Totally.
So into it.
I like the look of him.
It's hard.
I like it.
Motorcycle confessions.
So she's gonna be in the side car.
With like her hair blowing under the helmet like,
oh, so
okay, I'm so excited.
My pumpkin and I are going on his motorcycle and truly so scared and I said, don't be scared
but these are the adventures I want to do.
We're gonna take his grandkids with us.
Yep.
This I kind of thought was amazing, this story about.
So this man in his 50s was being treated
for this hormone sensitive prostate cancer.
And when he began,
well, suddenly he began speaking in an Irish broke accent.
For the first time in his life,
it's called foreign accent syndrome.
He briefly lived in London and had Irish family
and friends around him often, however.
But the syndrome is also linked to a stroke,
had trauma and history of psychiatric disease
according to past research.
So Madonna had prostate cancer. And Halaria Baldwin.
Exactly.
Or maybe just psychiatric issues.
I just saw an old video of like Halaria doing like a little like,
hi and welcome to a home tour with Alec and like when their babies
just apply like 10 years ago.
And she's like, so I decorated this room in white and blue because I'm Spanish
and it's a very Spanish look.
I really love those colors because I'm from Spain.
This is where all the banuinos stay.
I'm like, oh my god, it's so horrifying.
It is so fascinating when you see them put together the tape and like Alec Baldwin doing
a talk show and be like, and then my wife said, oh, why do you do this?
Because she's from Spain and the whole audience just last,
oh it's not, I swear to God, I just think she,
I would like to know, I would like to go back
and look when did,
when did modern family begin?
And when did she start her accent?
Mm, mm.
Someone do the work for me
because I think she was doing
Sophia Bergara.
A version of Sophia Bergara.
Well, she's exactly what you talked about at the wedding.
Like, she didn't want anyone in the room.
Right.
Wait, so did she, so you were living with her in New York
this whole time and she was born here and she,
she wasn't born in Spain and she was born in Boston.
And then they meet the whole family and they none of them have an accent.
I saw this girl who was like taking some yoga, some dance class from.
There was a dance yoga group or a yoga thing that was like a little bit culty.
And she was in it and and she was really nice, but kind of fake, but like nice, like very
like kind, you know, just like, oh, absolutely.
And just like someone who's nice like that.
And then one day they went to class
and she had the accent.
And everyone was just like not supposed to ask about it.
It's not that so weird.
Yeah.
How does that happen?
Julie's prostate cancer is kicking in.
Oh, my prostate cancer is happening.
Show me a papas.
I like jomal.
The thing where she did the cooking class.
Yeah, we need to remind them everything
and she's doing her access.
Yeah, and she's like, how do you say,
um, cucumber, that's what it is.
Yeah, honey.
And yeah.
And I also just, I think that, um,
yeah, and she totally went to that vegan restaurant,
the sexy vegan or whatever it was,
because she knew that he went there all the time. Yeah. And like, he was gonna get with the sexy vegan, or whatever there was, because she knew that he went there all the time.
Yeah.
And he was going to get with the sexy vegan.
And then she did one of those things
where she was like, I had no, and he was like,
she has no idea who I am.
She does an own a television.
She's from Spain.
When she lived in Boston her whole life,
and he was a huge movie star.
She really did it.
She really did.
She should write a book.
And you know, somebody was putting like the stuff of like, it's so then some people were
like arguing with this girl who was kind of spilling the beans on her. And they're like,
why do you care? Like, so what did she do to this what acts at? How did it hurt anyone?
And then the girl was like, no, it did hurt because she's made about $10 million on being
a Spanish influencer. She's like covers a magazine, she got deals, she got jobs, she got to be like a correspondent on an extra,
all only because she wouldn't have gone
if she was just his wife.
She got it because she was his wife
and she was a Sophia Vergara light
who was, that was a popular thing
that was a way to check a box of having an immigrant,
and making everybody,
in a way of of making everyone comfortable.
And this is cute, you know?
Yeah.
And so like she absolutely, and it's kind of genius.
It is, it's like, I mean, it's totally deceptive,
but it's also genius.
It's like a, no, it's like a whatever tootsie.
It is.
And it does come.
You gotta do what they gotta do.
Yeah, like to be, yeah, he wanted, he needed the job.
He was gonna lose a second.
He was gonna lose all of it.
Yeah. So then he had a conversation with this agent. He said, if we came or wanted. He was gonna lose a second. He's gonna lose all of it. Yeah.
So then he had a conversation with his agent.
He said, if we came or wanted.
I could teach American women something.
And his agent was like, you can't teach American women anything.
You're not a woman.
Yes, I am. I'm an actress.
Yes. Great scene.
Anyway, that's just like her.
And it's like the old chestnut when you go into the bar and act
and you know there's celebrity there and you play it off.
Like you never heard of them.
I mean, that's like a classic thing.
Like, wait, what? I mean, if you want to get a little bit of that. You do. Yeah and you play it off like you never heard of them. I mean, that's like a classic thing. Like, wait, what?
I mean, if you want to get a bit of it, yeah.
Yeah, and then it's like, oh, I act a little right.
Yeah, I'm in the business.
And then like, really?
Oh, cool.
Business.
Roofing business.
And then the girl plays it off like, oh, I'm,
like, I knew this girl that got with Owen Wilson
and she was Israeli and she put on a full Israeli accent.
But she was Israeli. She was Israeli but she didn't have an accent. She could have it.
And she acted like she had just was visiting from Israel.
Shuttle home. Yeah, exactly. And he was like down for it because then he could go and do whatever
and be like, goodbye. I'll never see you again. Go back to Israel and she was like, okay.
And you know, allegedly, he put her in the hot tub right when they got back from Mondrian and-
Oh, and did?
Uh-huh, and-
And this was like a few years ago, or more than that, like over a decade ago.
And, um, and then, so it was like, okay, fine, like making out in the hot tub and stuff
with her, like, keep-
They went right from the Mondrian to his house, right into the hot tub.
Okay.
But then, when they got in bed, he was like tossing her
straight to tossing her salad. I'll say that even though I've been
cussing this whole time. And the written that's why you go that's why you put
her right in the hot tub. To clean her ass hole. Yeah. For anyone who doesn't understand.
It also feel like that Crick-A-K knows could do some some
D. Yeah. Some D. D. Some D's. And he and then he he did it for hours.
Hour and then hours
no equipment hour they never had penetrative sex and then he put her right on
the cab and she just went in there with her very clean very dd
deed salad and was like okay I guess I'm going on back to Israel aka weho now
and then I'm she's probably avoiding him like oh great I don't want to
ever see him again he thinks I'm gonna be a star
Kick a star. Kick a star. Do it. Be any guy. That's okay. You're who are you? I'm Hugh Jackman
Okay, he's gay. No, it's you all. I don't know enough of this dumb idea. Who's a, um, who do you like?
Red Pit.
Okay, red Pit.
Okay.
Okay.
Can I have a Guinness?
I'm Irish Carbomb.
Heather, if you don't go in the bar,
Heather, if you don't go in talking like a leprechaun to every hot celebrity,
like just walk up.
Can I have a Guinness?
No, click your heels together like an leprechaun.
Oh, let me see.
Whatever I have to do now, I have to.
I can hear what's in the bar.
I can immediately get into it.
Oh, hey.
Hello, I'll be spectacular.
OK?
Today, the announcements are our Lord and nothing.
OK, OK.
So then I have to say, OK, OK.
I'm so tired because I just got done with doing my river dance class.
I'm absolutely exhausted. Can I have a Guinness please?
Yeah, totally. Sure, here you go, here's a Guinness.
So, what's up? What do you do?
Oh, I just came over here from Ireland. I have some relatives here. I'm going to visit them. What do you two?
Oh, you know, everyone entertainment, just like an actor, you know what I mean? I've done a couple movies.
Oh, you've done a movie where you're an extra in them?
No, no. You know.
It's where the charm really starts to happen.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, it's just like in bullet train, basically. Maybe you've seen in glorious bastards. Oh, I don't like anything. I don't like anything with oh
Thamma Louise. Mm-hmm. Oh, wasn't that about the two girls that went off in the Grand Canyon. Yes
That's right. That's right. Well you an extra in that. I was the hot cowboy that Gina Davis fucks in the hotel
You look quite different now, don't you?
Just being a bitch, just like, yeah.
And they love that, that's what they love, right?
They love it.
Love it when you're a bitch.
So if you guys run into any star,
do whatever accent you can pull from your asshole
and it might get clean that night by Owen Wilson.
That's right.
Fingers crossed.
Come on, deeds.
Get the deeds done as long as you do an accent
and you act like a bitch.
I mean, Heather, we insist that you never like remember when I mean just as friends
I don't even care. You're obviously happily married
But like when you see like mr. Big again
Cuz he was like a you have celebrity male friends don't follow him just do do your Irish accent
Yeah, you know what I mean and he might not remember that he knows you
I hope we run into some male stars.
Yeah, hello!
Saw!
Do you have any?
We would like some maplies.
Yeah, we can only do the little...
Who are you?
Who are you?
But Irish is not good.
Like when I had like my cousin who was an Irish priest
and when all the nuns and priests of my school and high school
were like always from Ireland, then I had it really good.
But it's been a minute since I've heard it.
I thought you did it great.
It's just not.
It's just not.
I mean, I love talking to Stu, because he's got, yeah,
that accent.
Oh my god, yeah.
But anyway, you guys, I love you. Heather, do it for Aaron and Holly. Thanks for having us. So we believe accent. Oh my god, yeah. But anyway, you guys, I love you.
Heather, do it for accent.
So we believe it.
Oh, you know, I love you, Tulasis.
We're going to go get some boiled potatoes.
And some grass-fed cow.
And we're going to get some cashmere sweaters
and not plattering that we're all share together. Is cashmere from Ireland? I don't know. I remember I got a good cashmere sweaters and not plattering. That we're all share together.
It's cashmere from Ireland.
I don't know, I remember I got a good cashmere sweater there once.
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It was fun.
It really was.
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Yeah, thank you for having us, Heather.
It was fun.
It really was.
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