Julian Dorey Podcast - #341 - The BRUTAL Rise of Aztec Empire & Lost Ancient Civilizations of South America | Luke Caverns
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What a fascinating and overlooked part of history.
I can tell you right now, nobody in Mesoamerica liked the Aztecs.
The Spaniards were shocked at how barbaric.
The Aztecs were essentially said that their civilization was absolutely demonic.
So this is the blueprint for the Aztecs.
You're crippling the guy that you're fighting, and then you're going to tie him up, pull him to the top of the pyramid,
rip his heart out, and sacrifice him to the war god or the sun god or the rain god.
But the Aztecs were also shocked that the Spaniards, their style of warfare was complete total war.
Just slaughtered people in the marketplace.
This is like just the momentum of civilization moving forward.
Exactly the same thing was happening in the Americas.
You think of the Wild West, your only lot in life is like,
I hear about this place over in California, there's lots of gold out there,
having absolutely no idea that there are Comanches rolling around the planes that will scalp you and torture you death
and burn you alive just 160 years ago.
Think about that.
And what's really crazy is right at the beginning of their civilization, how did the Olmex transport these heads?
aliens. I find myself studying ancient people and I see the bizarre things that they come up with and
things that they believe and I actually have to agree with you. What is actually the answer to this?
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it's been great man yeah thank you so much got all your accommodations everything necessary i've got
everything necessary i've got the nice massage chair i'm i'm i'm living large massage chair not illegal
masseuse just want to be clear about that we're not you know no ditty around here no ditty
that's right so can you say that now or am i going to get sued for saying that he is a convicted
felon all right so we're good saying no ditty yeah so yeah i've been enjoying it man then actually
i'd see more of the city this time around it's gonna say you went exploring yesterday before
talking with our buddy Marky gags.
Yeah. Where'd you go?
It's nowhere. I just wandered around 14th Street and checked out a couple stores and then
rode the subway a couple places, checked out a park, checked out some church and then headed
over to Queens.
Very on brand as an explorer. You treated New York City the same way as you treat Cambodia.
I love that. Yep. That's excellent. Yeah, yeah. Had nowhere in particular I wanted to go.
I didn't want to go do all the cheesy trademark stuff because I'm going to do that with my
wife at some point. I'll do all the Empire State Building, the Met, blah, blah, blah. But yeah,
I just kind of wandered around. You're writing a book now? I'm in the process of writing a couple
books. There's one that's like the, my all-time book that I want to write. I can't share the
idea of it publicly. But this other one I'm writing right now is on the Olmex. And I'm going to do
like a, I don't know exactly what I'm going to call it yet. I was just going to make it the
Olmec Enigma or the something like colossal heads I'm not really sure but yeah I want to do a history
of ancient Mesoamerica and I want to do a book just on the Olmex and because I feel like they
deserve their own topic or their own book and then I want to do a book called lost cities of the
snake god and that that basically goes from the Maya to the Aztecs and then I might do a third
follow-up at some point like i think i'll do it three years back to back to back wait you're gonna call
it lost cities of the what was it of the snake god yeah because you have the the the feathered serpent
that's like uh one of the trademark gods of mesoamerica have you trademarked that yet no you got to do
that that's hard as fuck someone's gonna steal that yeah yeah yeah i know well that's why i can't steal
or that's why i can't publicly say the book i want to write okay yeah the one i was telling you about
a minute ago so the other one yeah with that i think that title's been taken though that's the
thing. The one you told me outside?
You think so? I mean, I know so. There's been feature films made called that.
We can do better than that, too. That other one you have.
Yeah, yeah. Lost City of the Snake God.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm buying that. I don't even know what it's about. I'm buying it.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good.
So that's the third one, the untitled one?
I haven't figured it out, but it's essentially going to be the, it's essentially going to be the conquest of Mexico.
So it's going to, it's going to begin, so right at the end of Mesoero.
American pre-Columbian history, the Aztecs are planning a final assault on the Maya world
in the Yucatan. And the next day is when Cortez shows up. And basically, you know, it's like two
unstoppable forces meeting each other, the Aztec Empire and the Conquistadors. And I want to write a
book that starts there and goes for maybe like the next 150 years or so. So like a three-part
history of ancient Mexico and Central America. Let's dig into that. What, what happened there?
Let's do a little preview of the book, if you will, here.
So Cortez comes in, for people not familiar.
You can explain exactly what the tete-a-tete with the Aztecs were there.
But how many guys had he come in with?
What was the disease that happened afterwards?
And then how did civilization settle over the next basically six, seven generations?
Yeah.
So the only other thing I may do is I may just make it a two-parter where I start off with the Olmex.
Because the Olmex need their own book.
There's no book out there that's just really.
dedicated to the olmex that's accessible for just history fans yeah um and then i may follow that up
with a single book which is lost cities of the snake god and that one maybe includes the fall of
mexico in it like the second half of the book but um yeah so well should i start do you think i
start with the olmex or you want me to say come back to the omex the aztecs i've been waiting to do
that so let's do it yeah um where do you want to start with the aztecs like what do you
well you know what actually a little exposition would be good so if we have like kind of chitlan and everything
before cortez gets there just what it was like where it was located to show people the scene and then
we can get the cortez and you go wherever you want to go my friend so uh so to noche teelan um this is
something that i think a lot of people don't realize is you know the aztecs are so synonymous with
mexican history but the aztecs are and are not mexican at all um
Nowadays, yeah, we just, they have been totally absorbed into the Mexican world, especially
the modern Mexican world, but the Aztecs came from further north than the Mexican Valley,
maybe not even Mexico at all, possibly north of the Rio Grande up into New Mexico, Nevada,
maybe even Utah.
We don't exactly know where they came from, but they came down from far north, a place called
Aztlan, and they say that they came from like these caves of Aztlan, and that's their
homeland.
And that's not just a legend.
these codexes, which are these long pieces of paper. So a codex is essentially, it's analogous
to papyrus. So you've seen a papyrus scroll. They roll it up. Well, the difference is in Mesoamerica,
a codex is like, you ever had a, you ever had those sticky notes that are folded like accordions,
you know, where they're connected on each opposite side? So that's a codex. That's what a
codex is. And so you would read it like this and then flip it over and read it the other way,
like a book. So the Aztecs had these codices, and they essentially tell their origin story
in it, that they came from this lost place called Azthlon. They were essentially kicked out of it.
And we think that they were kicked out of it for the same reason that they were kind of getting
kicked around the Valley of Mexico when they came down because they were such a violent,
savage, barbaric, unamicable society that couldn't get along with anybody. And that's pretty much
their history, is that they're, you know, living next to the Aztecs,
like constantly brushing up against sandpaper like it's just it's impossible to live around these
people um and so we know that they when they migrate down from somewhere north of the rio grande
they find the mexican valley and if what approximate year do you think they did that okay so this is
this is probably sometime around 1,100 or 1,200 so 800 so 800 800 800 years ago they have a buttress
of seven a two 300 years before cortez 400 years somewhere
in that area so that's when they arrive in the mexican valley and um you know it's not hard to it's not hard
to see why this is a place that they would have loved so they came from the american southwest which is
just desert this is the land of the cliff dwellers and and uh you know very arid environments
and as soon as you hit the valley of mexico well it's just a beautiful highland mountains cool
crisp air, fertile valleys. You can grow anything. There's, uh, you know, it's, uh, the valley of Mexico
is where, uh, corn was first grown, like, like maize. Um, it's just an extremely fertile, extremely
wealthy place. And, and was wealthy long before the Aztecs ever arrived. Like, have you ever heard of
the, uh, you ever heard of Teotibokan, the pyramid of the sun, the moon? Yes. Temple of Ketal
Coat. You talk to me about that the first time you were in here. Okay, was I?
So it's 177. Or did I? Um, yeah. Um, yeah. So, so,
that was a great empire that existed about a thousand years before the Aztecs ever arrived
in the Valley of Mexico. So the Aztecs found that city Teotibokan and it had been abandoned
for a thousand years by the time the Aztecs showed up. And what was the surrounding geography
like there? It's mountainous. It's like arid, it's like arid mountains, but yet the closer you get to
the rivers, the more fertile.
it is. So you have a lot of, there's a lot of agriculture there. It's a, yeah, it's got it. Yeah,
it's, it's, it's, it's absolutely gorgeous. This photo is probably taken in the winter. So everything's a
little bit more dead. Yeah, that step pyramid looks like the one in apocalyptic when they were throwing
the bodies down it. Yep. Yeah. Um, so this was the, uh, this was the empire of teotibacan,
which was, uh, a civilization that flourished in the area of, uh, north of modern day Mexico
city, about a thousand years before the Aztecs arrive. So when the Aztecs get there, they,
you know, they see the wealth that's here. They see why people would want to live here. And then
they want to live there as well. And so they're kind of orbiting around the valley of Mexico,
where you have multiple different tribes and kingdoms who are already there that are now living in
the shadows of, living in the shadow of the pyramids of Teotibokan. They know what happened in those
imperial times a thousand years ago they know about all the war that happened between the valley of
mexico and the maya and they're all getting along with each other relatively amicably and so the
aztecs are a pretty savage and violent group of people and so they're constantly getting
brushed out by these other tribes that are already living in the valley of Mexico and they're just
kicking them out kicking them out kicking them out and they probably orbit around this valley for
several decades, maybe 50 years or so. I mean, from what we think. And eventually, they
approached the city of Caliqan. And so the kingdom of Caliqan, they eventually, you know, the Aztecs tell
them, you know, where are our people, at least we think, they make some kind of agreement, and
probably what it is, is the Aztex are coming to them saying, listen, our people, our people are.
Someone's not okay out there, but keep going. So the Aztecs come to them and say, listen,
people are starving we don't have a place to settle down we have nothing you know we please let us let us
work for you let us do something for you we'll be mercenaries for you we'll be soldiers and warriors for you
and so the calicoan you know royalty probably gets together and it's like well yeah these guys would
probably make good warriors um okay what are we gonna what are we gonna do we should probably use
these guys before someone else uses them against us so they're like they're like okay what can we
do um well they're good warriors but they're pretty savage people uh they're not going to fit in with
our society so let's let's hire them as mercenaries and we'll give them a little plot of land inside
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So what they do is they're like, okay, well, let's give them this crappy outcropping in the middle of the lake Teshkoko, where there's like, there's just, you can, the lake's real shallow, you can walk across some of the stones on it, and there's a rocky outcropping sitting in the middle of the lake.
And it's like the worst real estate you can possibly imagine.
But the Aztec prophets and the chroniclers had been told by their god, Huitz de Potli.
So, you know, their shaman's probably take psilocybin mushroom or deterra or something like that and go into this trans state and speak.
Yeah.
And so they probably speak to, they probably speak to Huitsipotli, their god.
I think I met him when I did ayahuasca.
You may have.
I remember that guy.
You may have.
Him and Ben Franklin together.
Wild combo.
So they're given the prophet or they're given the great vision of when you see the, you see the.
the serpent and the talons of the eagle, that's where you'll know that you're, you're supposed
to settle down. It's like our promised land, right? So that's the iconic eagle grabbing the serpent
image that we see in Mexico today. So the Aztecs are like, okay, well, I guess we're going to go out
to this little outcropping in the middle of this lake. So they go out there, sure enough, there's
probably, there's some water snake on those rocks and an eagle comes down and swoops down and grabs it
and flies off and they're like, oh, well, this is where we're supposed to be on this little
crappy, rocky outcropping. So they start building this little village there on top of the water
and they're bringing more stones in and essentially building up the land and building these little
huts on it. And, you know, it's like a, it's like a primitive Venice, right? It's just they're living
on top of the water in little huts. And this goes on for 100 to 150 years. And the Aztecs act as
Caliqan's mercenaries as their warriors, and they make Caliqan very rich, and they make themselves
very rich in the process. And so the Aztec kingdom basically grows up inside the empire of Caliqan,
or Caliqan is a neighboring kingdom that has dominion over them. And so the Aztecs are getting
more and more wealthy from these military expeditions and raids they're doing for Caliqan.
And so after a half a century to a century, the shaman goes into this trans state and
meets Huitz-Depotli, and Huitz-Dopoli tells him, okay, it's now time for our kingdom to be
elevated. I want you to send a proposition to go tell the king, to send a proposition to the king
of Cali-Con that we will send our Aztec prince to marry the Cali-Con princess and form a
dynastic marriage and tell them that, you know, and probably we just assume that the incentive
for Caliqan to do this was that the Aztecs were getting more power.
powerful. They're obviously very skilled warriors. It's better that we have, that we now have a
dynastic marriage rather than just a contract. Right. Instead of, well, maybe we partner up
with these guys now, you know? And so as the Aztecs get more powerful, Caliqon has this now
incentive to be like, okay, this probably makes sense that we officially secure ourselves with a
bloodline to the Aztecs and essentially become a fortified nation. And so Caliqon agrees. And they
they send a princess over and they have a they have this wedding and they get married they build this
palace for the or we assume that they would have had a palace for the aztec prince the princess comes to live
into nochtitlan you know in the middle of this lake and the shaman goes back into the temple
and goes under the deterra or psilocybin or peyote probably peyote and
goes into this trans state and huitsdipotli has another plan
and says, I want you to invite the Caliqan king back into Tenochtitlan and we'll have a celebration.
And they had something big planned.
They wanted to elevate, you know, the Aztec world.
This was their overall goal.
So the Caliqan king shows up into Tenochtan.
They open up the gates.
The other, you know, the rest of the royal family is with him.
He's there to see his daughter.
And rather than seeing his daughter, he sees the prince wearing her skin.
and dancing around in the, you know, in the middle of the plaza performing next to her dead corpse.
And they had filleted her and cut all of her skin off.
And the Aztec prince had slipped inside of her skin and was dancing in it.
And so...
Drag queen filet.
So you can imagine this scene.
And so they ambush the Calvacan king and the rest of the royal family and just eliminate CaliCon and invade the city and raid it.
and then absorb Caliqon into the Aztec kingdom instead,
except the Aztecs have complete control over Caliqan.
And now the rest of these other neighboring kingdoms and tribes
hear about this savage tribe that just a century ago
wasn't even allowed to be a part of our civilization,
and now they've conquered and completely betrayed the most powerful kingdom here.
But I think the short-sightedness
that Caliqon had was rather than putting the Aztecs out on this crappy piece of real estate,
what they actually did was give them a castle in the middle of the largest moat in the entire region
with only one bridge going from the mainland into the city.
So now they have an impenetrable city in the middle of the Lake Teshoko
with all the power of the Mexican Valley.
Do we have any idea how big their civilization is around this time, like ballpark?
Um, you know, I don't know. I mean, I'm going to guess, I'm going to guess, I don't know about the Aztecs, but I know the Mexican Valley, maybe it's half a million people, ish. All right, so nothing, yeah, it's not, millions and millions. Yeah, yeah. But within 150 years, the Aztec Empire will be about, at least, I just read the conquest of Mexico, which was written in the 1850s, and, uh, and I think that the estimate was like 10 million. It'll grow to 10 million people.
There were 10 million Aztecs?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, you know, that's not necessarily Aztecs.
It's people who are living inside the Roman Empire, right?
So it's like saying there's, it's like saying there's 100 million Romans.
Well, that includes Africans as well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know the numbers of who are actually Aztec blood-wise.
Right, so a couple things here.
Let's start with this.
Obviously, we're now including people that they conquered who aren't part of the original
Aztec tribe, if you will, but how big of a span, including where the conquered people lived,
did the Aztecs have in the Mexican Valley? Was it 300 miles? Was it 500 miles? Well, it quickly
went from just the Mexican Valley. So right around Lake Tashkoko, you know, you had these
several different kingdoms that were around the lake and then they are in the center of it. Well, it quickly
became all of the Mexican
Valley and then within a hundred
years it was
everything north
of the
valley of Mexico all the way
up to the Chihuahuan Desert
I think all the way to the west to the
Pacific coast all the way down
the Pacific coast into
southern central Mexico
all the way over to
Chiapas
up to Veracruz
yeah so it was it was the vast majority
Dave saw on it.
Look at that.
So do you see on the right where it says Maya?
Holy shit, Dave, the whole middle of the country.
Yeah, and the Aztec Empire was bigger than this.
Do you see that, do you see that river that's just, that's just to the left of the Maya?
So I think that's the Usama Sinta.
The other one?
So you go one more over, one more river to the west of that.
That's about where the Aztec Empire ended.
Somewhere in there.
It's a blurry line because you still have Maya that are living there.
So I'm not going to even try to.
eyeball square mileage here but if people are watching this and not listening you can see it's a large
i mean the cartel would be very happy to have all that territory yeah yeah so that and and it was
it was much larger than this too it also went further out to the west to those further uh coastlines
so this is like the smallest version of the aztec empire map how did they like police this
did they have like their own roman praetorian god something like what was the deal
My guess, we have some data on this and I'm not yet an expert on the Aztecs.
Like the way I grew up doing this for the last six, seven years is I started with the early Maya and I went back to the Olmex and then I went forward in time.
So now I'm becoming an expert more so in right before the colonial period and then the colonial periods.
This is kind of what I'm studying right now.
oh sorry
but uh
sorry
would you ask me
yeah i was asking you about how they
how they policed
yeah yeah yeah this area like did they
like
did they have a military or
okay
oh yeah yeah
imagine it probably sounded cooler than that
like no well they they definitely
had a military they had
um you know they they they did
planned coordinated strikes and conquest
and missions they had things drawn out
and maps like it was full blown
military warfare you know in the way that we would imagine it with the Romans and the
Greeks fighting as strategically and methodically thought out as that was it's the same thing
yeah right so you have people being sent to just making something up right now as an example
you know they have a town somewhere in the west there that's a conquered part of the empire
then now is part of the Aztec empire maybe a thousand people live there yeah and they send
three equivalents of what we might refer to today as a soldier to be there to kind of like
look over stuff and people know don't fuck with that that's exactly right yeah yeah so we know from
so you kind of have these two phases of empires that come from the mexican valley and the
prototype for the aztec empire was teotibulcon that i was telling you about earlier that massive
city that had been abandoned a thousand years before the the aztec empire rises uh so teotibulcon
was also an empire a thousand years before,
very similar in many ways to the Aztecs.
And when we go to the Maya world,
we will find what we call Touloud-Toblero architecture.
So Toulod-Tablero architecture is just the name
of the architectural style.
So you'll see an entire city
with thousands of buildings that we know,
you know, this is Paten architecture.
This is, you know, Riobeck architecture,
X, Y, and Z, Pook architecture.
So this is, this looks like this is
Paten. This is probably...
Deepa's up here?
Yeah, this is probably Guatemala.
So you would go through a city
and you'd see a lot of architecture that's very, very
similar to this. And then you'll
see one building that's
in the style of Toulod Toblero. And it's
very noticeable. Like the
facades of the front
of the building are just totally different style
while yet still in the same genre.
And so
judging by the hieroglyphs and the images
and the gods that are depicted on these
buildings, we know,
that these buildings were built by Teotihuacanos that were living in the Maya world and these were
basically ambassador buildings. So when Teotihuacan was taking over the Maya realm, it's not like they
invaded a Maya city with a bunch of Teotihuacano people. They just probably killed all of their
soldiers or killed most of them and then brought their own soldiers in and put them in. And then they
had an administrative ambassador building where an important governmental person from Teotihuacan
lived in this Maya city and basically made sure everything ran according to the plan of the Teotu-Wilano emperor.
That's what you got to do.
You got to come in.
You got to kill the existing soldiers.
It's just an administrative hassle.
And they would allow the they would allow most of the time the royal family to still exist,
but they'd kill the king and replace the king with a with a Teot-Ti-Wilcano's son.
How does that even work then?
How does it still exist if you cut off the head of the snake?
There's no royal bloodline.
Well, yeah, so it's kind of like, it's kind of like, okay, so there's a city called Copan.
It's in Honduras.
It's the farthest Maya city that you can get from the Mexican Valley, farthest major Maya city.
And there's a stele there where we can see the lineages of the Maya kings.
And then I forget the last king, but he ends.
And the next king that shows up on a stele is a man that looks completely different than we've ever seen before.
and his name glyph is a Teotihuacano name.
So he becomes the new king all of a sudden
and he marries a Maya woman
and they have this dynastic marriage
that now can show it's like Teotihuacan
took over Copan, killed the king
and then had one of the daughters there
marry his own son.
So now his son is the king of Copan, right?
So it's subsidiary.
Backdored it.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm guessing, you know, it's undetectable
but they probably just replaced
all the soldiers with their own soldiers.
And, you know, something, something like this.
So this is the blueprint for the Aztecs.
The Aztecs just fit right into, they just do exactly the same thing.
And then sweep across the Mesoamerican world.
This is not, but that's what's crazy.
They didn't even come, as you were pointing out, they didn't even come down to Mexico until
1,100, 1,150, 1,200.
And they're able to build that large swath of land.
Again, this isn't like in the modern day where things move faster because there's more
means of technology and intercommunication all that they build that big of a
swath of an empire within basically like two or three hundred years yeah which I
know that's a long time but again back then like lack of resources crazy they
were able to do that in all different kinds of terrains there as well you got to
think about fighting the geography oh it's great and yet they they turn into this
10 million strong empire basically over there by the time Cortez comes around now
part of the problem is and
I can ask this question about every empire that's ever existed that conquers people.
So it's relevant to all them, but it's relevant here again.
How do you develop pure loyalty when you conquer all these people who technically are then pulled into your empire,
but they're not a part of your culture by blood, such that when someone, I don't even know this is relevant to Cortez, but just bear with me here,
someone like Cortez comes in, you know, a lot of those 10 million people, basically 9.5 million of them don't even want to.
to fight for it because they're like whatever all right it's totally relevant right it's it's
utterly completely relevant um yeah cortez arrives and the reason that the aztecs fell is because so many
of the tribes turned against the aztecs in and helped cortez so cortez essentially divided and conquered
mexico he got everyone to turn against the aztecs because the aztecs are are anything but
Mesoamerican. I mean, we see them as synonymous with Mesoamerica. They're incredibly important
to Mesoamerican history as a whole. But I can tell you right now, nobody in Mesoamerica
liked the Aztecs. They came from the north. They are invaders just like the Spanish were.
They invaded ancient Mexico or ancient Mesoamerica and completely flipped it on its head.
You know, their style of warfare, the brutality, the way that they conquered was inherently different
than the way that things had been run in Mesoamerica previously.
And it was just much more, it was just much more brutal and much more vicious.
Warfare in Mesoamerica previously, for thousands of years previously, was vicious,
but it wasn't necessarily imperial.
The only example of that is Teotibokan, and Teotibokan fell from inside itself and around the year 500 AD
and never rose again.
All of the other wars were not really imperial.
the Maya were not imperial people
the Zapotex were not
Veracruz culture was not imperial
they were very they just didn't view
the world in that way
and so the Aztecs were very much alien to the
Mesoamerican world and so when Cortez
showed up yeah everybody else
that was already native to Mexico
instantly turned on the Aztecs
and helped the conquistadors
plot against them and fight against them
now before we go to that whole
history and how that went down
what at their peak which is essentially like right before cortez comes yeah it's yeah yeah
their peak is 14 er is uh 15 19 okay yeah so at their peak what did their economy look like
and what did their social class structure look like oh gosh i mean i mean i this is kind of
beyond something that i can answer as far as the aztecs like if it were the maya i could answer
this very that's why i like you luke you're willing to say i don't know instead of making
shit up. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. I don't worry about it. Well, my guess would be, um, my guess would be,
you know, they have an empire that runs out of Tenochtitlan and everything else in Mexico
was actually running just like normal. Um, you know, again, it's not like they replaced the city
of Chulula, uh, which is just another site in, in the Mexican Valley. It's not like they
replace the city of Chulula with all new Aztec people and totally change the fabric of society. Um,
you know, you had your different levels. So you have,
at least from what we can tell, right?
Like, we don't have a document that tells us
exactly how Mesoamerican society was run.
The way that we know is,
so we were walking, you and I were walking down the street the other day,
and I said, in ancient times,
people would cover up the buildings with stucco.
You remember that?
Yeah, that was today.
Because the brickwork was kind of ugly in the ancient world.
So they would flatten it out with white stucco,
and then they would paint on it.
And those paintings represented everyday life.
So sometimes you get like a depiction of a market
or you get a depiction of, or you get a depiction of a marketplace,
dynastic people, a royal family, interacting with normal people.
So judging by that artwork, we can infer a lot about their society.
So what does Mesoamerican society look like?
Kind of anywhere else in the ancient world, like probably very similar to Rome.
I mean, you have people that are just at like subsistence level that are barely making it by.
there are however i should say money did not exist there's no there's no currency it's all trading like
chickens and shit yeah it's just trade so like you know trade for trade my my material for your
material there is no concept of money and what's funny is that as appalled as the spaniards were
at many of the behaviors of the asex like the you know thousands of people that the asex were
suffering in the way that they would torture people they the aztecs were just shocked at how
barbaric and vicious it was. I'm sorry, the Spaniards were shocked at how barbaric the
Aztecs were, but the Aztecs were shocked at they could not comprehend the Spanish lust
for gold. It was just like a completely, utterly different society. They did not value gold
and material like this in a monetary way. They clearly knew that gold was important,
but having gold didn't necessarily make you rich. The thing that made you,
rich was your bloodline that's it that's the only way well if they don't have money and they're just
trading is it essentially there's some people just dying out there's some shit going on i don't
know if like those are like pro astech people that are upset what we're talking about but i swear
to god the door's locked so i think we're good the aztecs are this is a uh this is a very i just ran
with that this is a very controversial topic yeah yeah so i'm learning people are going to be people
can be upset about the Aztex.
That's okay. That's what the comments section is there for. It's very close to heart and there's a lot of
there's a lot of like Latino, Mexican people that have Aztec blood and a lot of people feel very
strongly about the Aztecs and they're as polarizing today as they were then, right? Because
you know, the Spaniards essentially said that their civilization was absolutely demonic. Like
even the Daily Wire came out with a video where they're calling the Aztecs demonic.
demonic yeah yeah so they're calling them demonic because of the people they were sacrificing but it's really a lack of
that's rich from ben shapiro neither here nor there it's it's really it's really a lack of uh an in-depth understanding of the aztec world and the nuances of it
yeah they were probably this is why i always think it's funny uh at the same time i i see this from both sides
you know there are people that go well you know the spaniards saying that the aztec were sacrificing 80,000 people a day
and you know ripping their hearts out and throwing them off the top of the of the of the of
the pyramids, you know, that has to be an exaggeration. I'm like, oh, do you, are they exaggerating
by 80,000 people? Like, if they're exaggerating, how many was it? 40,000? Right. And so,
it's like when people argue over like atrocities today, there were only 40,000, not 80. It's like,
wait a minute. I'm pretty sure that's not good. So that's kind of the, that's kind of the
Aztec world. But, you know, most people only know the Aztecs for their vicious savage side,
of which they were. You know, they got everything that was coming to them. You know, the Spaniards
was like the universe's answer to the Aztecs, right? It just, they got what was coming to
them. I can't, you know, I can't sugarcoat that anymore. But also, they had a lot of interesting
parts of their society like the first spaniards to see tinochetlon in i think it was early 1520
they describe it as being the most impressive thing that they've ever seen that the city was
absolutely mind-blowingly beautiful and perfect and pristine and clean what made it that way to do
okay there's all there were all kinds of things about the city that you would never expect like
when you think of an ancient Mesoamerican city, you imagine, look up a Tenochtitlan
reconstruction, if you would. And there's a, there are modern day reconstructions of it that
really give you an idea how beautiful it was. Now, this is a Spanish, this is a Spanish recreation
of the city. So you can see it's sitting in the middle of this lake. But wait until you see
these new 3D reconstructions. It's sick, man. It's amazing that they were able to build something
like that. I mean, again, you can say the same shit about like Venice too. Check that out.
That people can even rebuild that. Is that, wait, that's a reconstruction right there?
Yeah, yeah. So it's a digital reconstruction of what it would have looked like based on
archaeological data. Yeah, it's beautiful, right? That looks like a beza in the middle of the
fucking Colorado Rockies. Tell me that, tell me that that doesn't look amazing. So the Spaniards,
the Spaniards had never seen anything like this. They said that it was, they said it was more
beautiful than any city that they'd seen in Spain. How do you even militarily conquer something like
that. It's so, it's quite literally fortified. I'm just thinking in like older terms. Now there's
technology. You know what's crazy is this is a, this is a great mystery about, uh, about the Aztecs,
is that Moktizuma knew that the Spaniards were marching through Mexico trying to find him,
trying to find him. Uh, because they, they had heard the name, the Spaniards had heard of
Moktizuma. They'd heard of the Aztecs. They knew the city to Nostitlan. They were looking for it.
And Moktizuma knew that Cortez was headed for him. And Ravid,
Rather than just meeting Cortez head on and going straight to war with him,
Mactezuma invited Cortez into the palace and let all, I think, roughly, 150 Spaniards
into the heart of Tenochtitlan, where they took Mactezuma captive in his own palace.
And we don't exactly know how Mactezuma died in that palace, but it was like...
Listen.
It was like he just opened up the gates and let him in.
Listen, it didn't work out how I was supposed to because something got fucked up,
But Montezuma, and I know this, I have a really good source on this.
He was a huge fan of the godfather.
And rule number one is keep your friends close, but your enemy's closer.
He was just, you know, he was three D chess in them.
He was trying to.
And then he got a little four deed.
And, you know.
He did. He did.
That's what happened.
And the Spaniards, man, this is that with the Aztec Empire and the Inca Empire,
they just conquer it like immediately, like it was nothing.
It is, it's one of the most bizarre things of Mesoamerica because a lot of people, again,
this is kind of, I guess this has sort of become my purpose as to popularize pre-Columbian history
and like help people understand more of the nuances because they look at the Native American world
as like primitive and vastly inferior to the Europeans because of how easily Europeans seem to have
conquered Mexico. That couldn't be further from the truth. I mean, when the Maya tried to go to war
against the Spaniards, the Spaniards could not, could barely conquer the Maya. They just couldn't do it.
in the Aztecs were far superior warriors with much more numbers and were much more sophisticated
at that same time or contemporaneously. And so anyways, yeah, the Cortez just essentially gets invited
into the palace in Tenochtitlan, and they're sitting there in the middle of the city.
They take, they take Moktizuma captive and essentially put the entire Aztec Empire on hold.
And nobody knows exactly what happened to Mactezuma in that temple. There's a, I think there's
three different theories as to what happened.
One, he was strangled to death and he was killed or something
and the Aztecs later found his body in the temple.
Two, he was strangled to death or killed in the Spaniards
through his body over the side of the walls, like out into the street.
Or three, they convinced Maktizuma to become a spokesperson for the Spaniards, right?
To like, essentially he would be like a puppet emperor, right?
on behalf of the Spaniards.
And then the Aztecs were so pissed off
that they stoned Maktizuma to death.
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So those are the three stories
that we get from the Spaniards.
So obviously conflicting details.
No one knows what happened.
Nobody knows exactly what happened to him.
But long story short,
the Spaniards are in the middle of Tenocht,
in the palace in the giant plaza center
that you see there,
surrounded by millions of Aztecs
and they've got themselves fortified
inside the palace
of course the Spaniards are covered in armor
they have swords you know swords are just
it's a okay so a difference in warfare
the Spaniards the Aztecs were also shocked
that the Spaniards
their style of warfare was complete
total war it wasn't about like extrapolating
it wasn't about subduing you and then taking your material
from you it was about eliminating your existence like you and i most the time when you get in this
this is sort of mesoamerican warfare it's kind of like a street fight you're not intending to kill
the other person you just want to subdue them and hurt them really badly and then get what you
need out of the situation right that's what they would do that's mesoamerican war yeah yeah yeah that doesn't
fly with europe it doesn't fly with europe yes exactly and so they were shocked that oh these swords that they
have this is like this is killing people they don't they don't even exist anymore it was it was just
shocking brutality even to the aztecs that the people throwing hearts off the exactly right
it's crazy right yeah it doesn't make sense because it's a completely different it's a completely
alien world to us they even they even gave their enemy's death significance because so they would
have something called the makawi which was a club that had razor sharp of obsidian edges on the
and so they would also have like a wooden shield
and so when they would run at each other in battle
you would try to hit each other with this bat
with these razor edges and you essentially wanted to cripple the guy
and then tie him up
that's what they would use
yeah yeah so it's better than a Louisville
it's cool right and so you in those obsidian
so there's nothing sharper than obsidian by the way
yeah I was gonna say like but this takes like a little bit of the work out of it
though too like one blow I mean you're crunching bones
Whereas with a Louisville, it's more personal.
You've got to take a couple hacks at it and feel the crack.
Like inglorious bastards?
Right.
I mean, I've never done this before.
I've just, you know, I've heard it from a lot of people.
Italian from Jersey, sure you haven't.
Listen, I keep the bat in the car.
I didn't say we use it.
It's just there is a, you know, when you need a bat.
So they go to war with these things.
They go to war with these things.
They go to war with these things and you're essentially breaking each other's arms and legs.
You're crippling the guy that you're fighting, and then you're going to tie him up, drag him back to the city center, pull him to the top of the pyramid, and then rip his heart out and sacrifice him to, you know, the war god or the sun god or the rain god.
You know, but you even give your enemy's death a sense of significance, right?
Like, every living thing has a sense of significance, even if they're your enemy, even to the Aztecs, right?
Europe, like, dude, I don't care.
Like, you know what I mean?
Their whole, the Spaniard just slaughtered people in the marketplace.
Like, even in Tnoche-Lon, they slaughtered 3,000 men, women, and children with, you know, iron swords.
And how did they...
It's just a total war.
It was shocking even to Mesoamericans.
Can we back up for one second?
Just to review the history, how did they even first find out about this?
How did they end up on the western, I think they start on the Western Coast or Eastern Coast?
Eastern coast. I'm sorry, yeah, Eastern Coast of Mexico and then, you know, get information that, like, Montezuma existed, Tena Cheat Line. Like you mentioned 1520, the first guy goes there. But like what, take me into that five, seven years leading up to that that gets culminates with Cortez going in there and we don't know what happened. Yeah, yeah. Montezuma dies.
So obviously 1492, Columbus thinks that he finds India or the Indies. But really he lands in the Bahamas. And there are four.
expeditions in total, and they essentially inhabit a large part of the Caribbean, Hispaniola,
you know, Jamaica, Cuba, et cetera, et cetera. So they largely inhabit these regions, and they're
sending out other expeditions, kind of going around the coast of North America, poking around
on Florida, trying to go around the coast of Texas, or sailing along, you know, the North America
down the Mexican coast.
They're even poking around to the Yucatan,
down to Belize.
They're sailing around trying to just get a grasp
without actually going on the land
of what this landmass is in front of them.
There's even a guy who gets lost to history,
and man, I forgot his name, too.
I wish I remembered it before.
He really got lost.
Yeah, he really got lost.
Dang, sorry.
Like all the Anna Jones over here, couldn't find it.
Yeah, yeah, sorry, dude.
What years are we talking?
Maybe we can Google and find out.
The year 1500, he sailed all the way down to the coast of South America and found the mouth of the Amazon 40 years before Oriana did.
I was going to say Oriana was the one that gets the credit for.
No, no, this other dude did it.
Who found Amazon before Oriana?
Pedro Alvarez, Cabral.
Yep.
Yeah, Cabral.
There's a lot of syllables there.
We've got to shorten that out.
I'll just call him Pedro Alvarez.
It sounds more romantic.
So, yeah, Pedro Alvarez.
He found it in the year 1500, 40 years before we give Oriana.
credit so i mean do you think about this this is this is i'm kind of like getting really into this
period you know this early exploration period the europeans discovering america for themselves
and trying to figure out because i mean think about this dude think about how much this interrupted
human history oh yeah the the spaniards are sailing to try to find a different trade route to get to
India just to be able to get the spices more affordably. And then they discover two continents.
They discover the other side of the planet. That is, that is like finding an alien civilization.
Yes. In the middle of, you know, in the middle of the spice trade, it's like it just completely
interrupted human history. You just, they just found another planet with a, with other people on it.
And now everything changes, right? It's just, it's, it's, it's an immeasure of.
inconceivably important era of history you and i were talking about this other day on our walk like
between the year 1500 and 1700 is such an overlooked part of history yeah but even even right beyond
i agree 100 but even like if you look more american-centric there sure sure which you are
the stuff that you talk about by the way with south america just in general forget even 15 to 1700 it's so
overlooked period all of it like the history down there's insane but now if you look at if you're looking
at the americas and you focus in on north america a little bit yeah 15 to 1700 at least though
you know we get james town we get the pilgrims we get like a little bit of like things are being built
i would say even beyond that when you get into like the years leading up to the french and indian
war and then the french and indian war before the revolution that shit is insane and we live here
and we don't even talk about it
I don't know what they don't even make movies on it
they barely make movies on the Revolutionary War
that war was fucking nuts bro
there's a lot of movies in that war
but like the French and Indian War
I mean if you've seen the movie The Patriot
where like you know Benjamin Martin Mel Gibson's
always being said oh you're the guy from the swamp
and he's like running away from it
and his son finally asked him about it he's like
we took our time we part from up
it was what was left of them
we sent it back and eyes in the boxes
hands and you know and you're like
wait a second it's based
that's not like a real event but that's based on the kind of shit that was happening crazy yeah i'm getting
i'm getting dangerously close to diving into that post-colonial world because man i just there's so much
history there that needs to be that needs to be talked about like uh and what really inspired me is what
we were talking about a minute ago was uh killers of the flower moon i mean that that that's that's the very
end of the native american world man there's so many important stories dude during that time period so much man
And that's one story of hundreds across the Americas.
It's a fascinating period.
We had David Grant who wrote the book that became the movie sitting right there.
And obviously, for people aren't familiar, didn't see the Scorsese De Niro, DiCaprio film of it, or didn't read the book.
You know, this has taken place in the earlier part of the 20th century.
And like you said, back end of some of these stories.
But, you know, he got emotional, David talking about it.
And these are people who died 100 years ago.
Yeah.
And it's just that heavy.
Like, it's like this,
sometimes I feel like we overuse this example.
But you know how, like, when you were watching True Detective Season 1,
the setting was really a main character along with McConaughey and Woody Harrelson?
It's like you could feel the soul of that setting,
the dark underbelly that existed in this, in this, you know, swamp land.
and there's a similar in the plainland type thing
that still exists there and hangs over
literally in the fact that there are people
who are related to both sides of it.
And that story, it's white settlers killing Native Americans.
There's people whose bloodlines go back to both,
which is just like...
Yeah, it's crazy.
What I've been reading lately,
we were talking about this,
was halfway through Empire of the Summer Moon.
and man i i'm just getting fascinated with this s gwen right yeah yeah with this with this
american history of you know because people it gets so oversimplified you know we look at it as like
oh this is this is these are colonial people that are evil and taking over the you know the americas
and taking it away from the natives it's like you know what no this is actually the momentum of civilization
and nobody was going to stop it nobody the spaniards that came over and the conquistadors
You know, people vilify the conquistadors, but these were actually poor, impoverished
Spaniards, whose only lot in life was either to sit and rot away in the slums of Spain
or jump on a ship and go participate in this conquest, of which they couldn't anticipate
what would actually happen in the conquest or who they would meet or what they would take part in,
and then all of a sudden you're there, you're fighting for your life. That's it.
They exactly, exactly the same thing was happening in the Americas. Yeah, there are
decision makers there are people involved in the government that were doing things that they knew
were atrocities but it's if you don't do it someone else will this is like just the momentum of the game
of civilization moving forward and there's winners and losers and it just it always happens that way
it was happening in the americas before the europeans ever even got here clearly as we were talking about
with the aztecs and i'm just fascinated by this uh like what was the show american primeval
you have this bundle words out of my mouth you have this bundle of people that are just
just thrown into the Wild West. They were all born there. None of them were responsible for it.
You have people who, I can get chills talking about it. You get people who, you know, are the son of a Comanche, who's the son of an outlaw, who's, you know, the daughter of a businessman in Baltimore.
And then all of a sudden, you're all in the Wild West together, just trying to survive in one of the most violent places that's ever existed and places of complete uncertainty.
It's just a, man, what a fascinating and overlooked part of history.
you know it's like dude i i knew nothing about the brigham young and Mormon settlement out there
you know the one thing i can watch once in a while is like when there's a good limited series
because i don't have time to watch it agreed yeah yeah yeah you know if i'm sick for a day i can actually
get through that instead of like some fucking six-season tv show yeah yeah for sure but i was watching
the first like 30 minutes of that i'm like all right i love some of the actors in it so i'm like
All right, it's kind of slow.
American Prime Evil.
Yeah, kind of slow.
Like, come on, get me, get me.
And then that first arrow hits in that scene.
And you're like, ooh.
Yeah, yeah.
Woo!
Yeah.
And suddenly, like, you know, I'm pausing it every 10 minutes, like, going to Wikipedia.
Like, is this true?
Holy shit, it's true.
Yes, it is.
You know?
And it is nuts to me that that was only 160 years ago.
And there's just this total much people go watch.
I really wanted to get the creator, Mark Smith, in here.
but he doesn't really do a podcast so he asked him and he didn't want to do it but mark would love to have you and he did an amazing job like the research they put into that to tell this story and show just how destitute just by the means of waking up every day people were just to try to find something how they had to stick with people to fight not just the terrain and the wild but the unknowns that they were going to encounter along the way that could even include like crazy french gypsies like you don't even know what you're getting out there.
Yeah. And they just did, they did such a beautiful job showing that in that show. It was very, like, I don't know, I haven't heard Taylor Sheridan comment on that show. Obviously, he didn't have to do with that one. But it felt very much like he would have been like, you did guys, nice job. Probably so. Yeah. Yeah, man. It's, I was so surprised to learn that, like, how you said, it's just 160 years ago. Man, that ancient primordial America, North America,
still existed 160 years ago.
They were, I wouldn't say that we can definitively say
there were Native Americans living in North America
that didn't know what a white man was,
but they definitely were Native Americans living in North America
who had never seen a white man 160 years ago.
And something I think is so fascinating
when we talk about the dangers
that people moving west towards California was,
so you know the gold rush of the mid-18,
quarter of the mid-1800s i never realized this one of the reasons you needed a wagon train
wasn't just for convenience it was so that you could make it past the great plains because quite
literally when you leave the woodlands and get into the great plains it is literally an ocean of grass
it's just grass there's no trees there's no coverage there's no protection that's why they
have the tent over the back of the wagon so you can have some protection they set
tents but you need that wagon train so everyone can stay together and stay along the same trajectory
because there was no trails preserved in the great plains the it a wagon trail three days later like
as the wheels are cutting through the grass would disappear because the ground was so soft and if it rained
it's completely gone gone so people would emerge from this from this tree line into an ocean
from horizon to horizon no trees at all and the only thing out there are
roaming tribes of the great plains and so in in the great plains you have this lack of convenience
um that that native americans had so think about this so in the woodlands uh which would be most of the
east coast you had a lot of convenience you had a lot of rivers and you had a lot of wood to use
so you have you can have a much more sedentary lifestyle there's more luxury right so you have
this is why we have all the mounds on the east coast and people were staying put in one
place and when you're able to stay in one place you're able to farm corn and build up these big
pyramids we call them mounds it's kind of it's a little bit like disrespectful or like downplaying the
significance of it like these are full on pyramids if you saw them in ancient times you wouldn't even
know it wasn't made out of stone like that's how monumental these things were um and so it was a
much more luxurious sort of peaceful place uh less warfare less violent tribes but in the
Great Plains, think about this, you have, the reason that a lot of those natives were pushed to the
Great Plains is because they weren't originally great warriors. Like the Comanches were just getting
destroyed by everybody around them until one day they emerged as great warriors because they're
pushed out into the Great Plains where it's the worst real estate. So what do they have to do to
survive? They have to become the most violent people around. And so in the Great Plains,
imagine how fierce the natives are that are able to survive in the Great Plains, right? So you have
this added element that you can get lost in the plains trying to get to California. And then you also
have the most savage Native American tribes roaming around the Great Plains. And this is the thing
that I found so shocking is that the Great Plains Indians were such good navigators and had such a
perfect understanding of their geography, of their own territory that get this, if you were a large U.S. military
convoy moving through Comanchee territory in the Great Plains, from Texas, you know, all the way up to Colorado, if you were within a 500-mile radius, you were in danger of being attacked by the Comanches.
500 miles.
They could attack from 500 miles away overnight.
Not, not overnight, but it was like, but it was like, uh, there's some fast fucking horses.
Yeah, not, not overnight, but it was like, it was like immediate.
Like, they could, they could do, uh, direct targeted attacks.
They could smell you from 500 miles away.
Yes.
Yeah.
and it like literally like smell you no i don't know but but uh but yeah that's uh it's a it's a big
part of a s g gwen's book is that is that they could they could plan strategic military attacks
from 500 miles away and that's what made it so hard is because you didn't know how many
camanshees there were or where they were at but they always knew where you were at and they would
never stay in the same place twice like they would move from place to place following um following their
herds of buffalo and they had herds of wild horses as well and yeah they could plan strategic
military attacks from 500 miles away and you would never anticipate them coming and as soon as they
attacked they would disappear and so you could never get a sense of of where they were or where
when they were coming or where they were coming from it's just a and that's why like you think of
the wild west do think about that being born into that world and your only lot in life you have no
money on the East Coast. Your only lot in life is like, okay, kids, I hear about this place over
in California is what they call it. It's lots of gold out there. We're going to have to do that.
Having absolutely no idea that there are Comanches rolling around the planes that will scalp you
and torture you to death and burn you alive. You know, it's just like, it's just a completely
wild place just 160 years ago. It's just fascinating world, man. So this this post-colonial
interaction between Native Americans and Europeans.
I'm finding it infinitely fascinating because it is
the furthest thing from black and white, which is the way
people tend to treat it. But man, is it a complicated
nuanced issue? Yeah, 1883 is another one that shows
that. I haven't seen it yet. Pretty amazing. Yeah.
Well, you should watch that because there's a lot that you're describing
and the fever dream in my head of picturing these things
comes from a lot of the imagery that was filmed in that. I actually
liked 1923
even better. I love that show, man. It was
fucking awesome. 1883
was what we're talking about
some of Taylor Sheridan's like pre-Yellow Stone
limited series. 1883 was
pretty amazing and there's, I don't want to
give plot points away to you if you haven't seen it, but
you know, the same kind of
idea. They're going
down the Oregon Trail. I think that's what
it was called. And
you're fighting the terrain
like you said, which
includes shit that we take for granted. Like
oh we came to a little you know 25 meter wide river people are going to die when we cross this right
all the way to some of the roaming tribes and yeah it get hunted that's it's it's it's crazy but we got
on this tangent because we were talking about the years leading up to montezuma actually being
killed and the spanish finding out about him and then working their way east to west inward
land to get to Tenna Cheatlan and then eventually, you know, do the deed here.
But so they, they land in the east.
You were talking about how they went down.
First, they were finding the Bahamas.
We got on the side track about the guy Alvarez, who found Brazil and all that before.
Yeah.
Shout out to Alvarez.
Yeah, shout out Alvarez.
Sounds like a third basement.
But anyway, so, you know, he finds that.
But now we're fast forwarding a little bit to the days of like when Cortez is coming.
So Cortez sends people ahead of him.
I guess who go there first
and how were they greeted?
Like I remember there was something
maybe I'm fucking this up
and mixing this up with another one
but there were people of the Aztecs
who looked at the Spaniards
as gods.
Sure, sure.
Yeah, that's kind of something
that is thrown out there.
We really don't know
the veracity of a statement like that.
The Spaniards seem to say that a lot.
Like about every,
encounter that, oh, they thought that we were gods. They thought we were gods. You know, there's a lot
of, I would say, I would say it's right down the middle. It's 50-50 as to whether or not any of
the Native Americans actually thought that they were gods. Now, I think where this comes from is
that there was a prophecy that the great feathered serpent god Ketsokoat would return one day.
And on the exact astronomical day, or at least that, I'm sorry, that year,
which for the Gregorian calendar was 1519 to the Aztec calendar,
it was exactly that year that Cortez arrived.
It's just one of these great coincidences, or is it coincidence?
But this is where this idea comes from that all Europeans will say later on,
they thought that we were gods.
We really don't know.
But it is possible that the Aztecs really did think that this was the return of Ketzal-Coat.
But we just don't really know.
And for how long did they think that?
We don't really know.
But there's like a five, six year period here before they do the deed where they or where it exists.
No, it's just like a year and a half.
It's just, yeah, yeah.
No, from awareness that it exists, not getting there, right?
No, no, it's like seven months later.
So how did they find out it existed?
Did they like come upon and be like, what's that shining city on the house?
So he lands.
So Cortez wants to invade, if I'm getting my history right here,
Cortez wants to invade
Mexico
he wants to invade mainland Mexico
but he was already kind of on a short leash
with the Spanish crown and so he did
he did not have permission to invade
the mainland but he decided to do it anyways
before he was essentially reprimanded and pulled back
and the position was given to a different conquistador right
so he goes ahead and invades mainland Mexico
Mexico anyways. So he lands on the coast of Veracruz, and the first people that he meets, as far as we know, are the Maya. And so he meets the Maya, and he says that these are like sickly, small, weak-looking people. Now, what he didn't realize is that these Maya already had European disease from the last 20 years of other Europeans poking around on the Yucatan and trading with them. These Europeans had been infecting the Maya. So the Maya were some of the,
the first people in Mexico to get infected with this disease and it was spreading across and it had
reached Veracruz by the time Cortez 20 years later came to Veracruz. He meets with the Maya and he essentially
he sees some gold artifacts, he sees some riches and he asks them. He essentially says what all aliens
say when he says, take me to your leader. So, you know, he hears of Tenochtitlan in 1519 when he
first arrives in Veracruz, these Maya people are telling him about the city of Tenochtitlan and the
Emperor Makdizuma. So it's within seven to nine months later, he marches there with the 150 conquistadors
and other like native guides, essentially, people he's paid off or maybe he's forced to them to
guide him through and escort him through. So he's kind of got his, he's got his 150 men, and then he's got his,
then he's got his local guides or slaves or soldiers, whatever it is. And they go on the seven-month
expedition where they're on horseback and walking from the coast of Veracruz
all the way to Tenochtitlan and and yeah it's it's it's seven or nine months later
they're at the capital of Mexico and they I believe in that first meeting if I'm
getting my history wrong and again everybody watching I'm I'm just now getting to
colonial history in my own studies but I believe it's in that first meeting that
Magtizuma dies when the Spaniards first arrived and then the war continues for about another
a year. The Aztecs essentially replaced
Magdazuma with their own local leaders. Like another
guy stepped up. So the Aztecs replacing. Yeah, yeah.
So the Spaniards kill them. War breaks out and the Aztecs start
fighting the Spaniards and they say we have a new leader now. Essentially, we think
that they had already replaced Maktizuma before the Spaniards. So
I told you they were held up in that palace. Before, and I think
they were held up in the palace for maybe around 100 days or so, if I'm getting my
history right here.
And so by the time the Spaniards flee that palace in the middle of the night, they flee in the middle of the storm.
And they, like, cover the horses' hooves with these cloths so that on the cobblestones, it's not so loud.
And, of course, they don't make it out undetected.
While they're in the middle of the bridge, in the middle of the night, the flare and the horn goes up at the front of the bridge, and then it goes off at the back of the bridge.
And, like, a million Aztecs storm these 150 conquistadors.
And the conquistadors barely make it out.
But they've, like, filled their armor with gold, you know, and everything in it.
stolen. And so anyways, we think that during this period, the Aztecs had already replaced
Mactezuma with somebody else, because you need an order. So probably, you know, the second or
third guy becomes this new emperor. And so the war isn't over with the death of Mactezuma.
The Spaniards flee. They barely make it out. Cortez barely makes it out alive. His horse
gets killed. It falls over. He falls into the water. With all of his armor, he's going to sink
to the bottom of the lake and drown. And a couple of his men reach in and grab him out while they're
being attacked. It's a crazy story. And just they barely make it out of Tenocht Tietan. Eventually the
Aztecs kind of retreat after enough of them get sliced down and they barely survive. And then
the war continues. They come back. They conquer Mexico City or they conquered Snosteatlan the next year
and then just completely subdue all of Mexico. And they eventually, they essentially just
turned Snosteatlan into Mexico City and then they launch their expedition down into Peru.
How many people? How deep was the Spanish army?
It was only 150 guys. I'm pretty sure it was only 150 guys.
So it never got above that, though?
Oh, you know, I don't know. I mean, I think that they came, I imagine that when they came back with the second expedition, it was many more soldiers, plus the help of other indigenous people that now saw that the Aztecs were weakened and wanted them dead too.
So this second phase of the war is when we get this period of the Spanish priests giving the Aztec people the blankets that had smallpox in it.
You've heard that you've heard of this, I'm sure.
Tell that story for people.
This is that, well, I don't know all the details of it.
I just know that there were Spanish friars and priests who probably genuinely wanted the betterment.
Like people think that we're talking about like biological warfare here.
We want what's best for you.
take this small box it's it's hard to say man because the more i've studied it um you know back
then they have uh what's the theory of like the the four fluids or whatever it was you is like blood
saliva pee something else uh you know they they didn't really understand um they didn't really
understand virology germ theory and so we think as as i've looked more into it i started off
thinking that they knew that they were spreading disease, but I don't think that they did.
I think that these priests genuinely cared about the souls of these people and wanted to protect them
and comfort them because there were lots of Spaniards that weren't bad people.
There are lots of Spaniards that genuinely cared about the Aztecs or the natives that they're interacting with
and wanted the best for them, but ultimately ended up hurting them even more.
You sound like a Spanish apologist.
Yeah, no, I'm just kidding. No, no, but that's probably really what was happening, is they really were giving the women and children these blankets to keep them, to keep them warm during the winter without realizing that they had brought these blankets from the Caribbean, surrounded by other, surrounded by other Europeans that were breathing all over them and putting all their diseases into these blankets. And then those blankets just decimate people in Mexico City, just bodies, thousands of bodies,
piling up in the middle of the markets. It was like the Spaniards are walking through the markets and
it's just piles of dead Aztecs everywhere. Now, another similar thing happens here is that there's
a Spanish friar down in Peru a decade and a half later. And he's baptizing after Pizarro. Pizarro is
a colleague of Cortez. I think he's a cousin or nephew of Cortez gets sent down on an expedition
to conquer Peru. You and I talked about this on my first episode.
where Atawapa like spits on the Bible and throws it on the floor or throws it on the ground.
Yeah, yeah.
And so there was a Spanish friar there that was trying to baptize the Inca people.
And so he had this bowl of holy water.
And he had thousands of people putting their face in the bowl of holy water.
Yeah, that's great.
And all he was doing was giving each one of these people directly giving them the Spanish influenza's and smallpox.
And so even though he was the guy trying to save their souls, he himself,
probably killed more people than any Spaniard ever did.
I'm going to save your soul and send you to God.
God damn.
Yeah, man.
What a savage, savage time on every front.
Wild time, man.
Wild time.
You know, I even think about that from, I used to be, it's funny, like, my wife, she's cute.
I took her to Peru, and I'm talking to her about, we were going through Cusco,
and I'm showing her all the Inca temples with these.
you know, Spanish church is built over the top of them. And I'm explaining to her like the Spanish
church essentially cuts off the power of the temple because the temples are astronomical observatories
that are meant to connect to the sun and the night sky and the stars. And they, they act as like
celestial astronomical clocks. They have a purpose. And by building this building on top of it,
you cut off the Inca people from their spirituality, from their source, right? And I was going through
all of it with her and by the end of the trip she's like i don't like the spanish you know she's she's like
she doesn't she doesn't like the spanish at all and uh you know the ink of people are just so nice
but um you know it's funny but as a historian it all eats away at you and you end up realizing
that like no no general group of people are ever as bad as they're portrayed to be there are
individual people that are awful but the vast majority of people are just caught up in the
tsunami of civilization right i wish we would take that lesson
yeah today even people define different groups of people around the world and i mean you draw it along
borders you draw along religions you draw it along races they'll use anecdotal things to define the
whole and it's and it and it just repeats itself history repeats itself over and over again but
i never understand that you know there's there's cultures there's some ideas that are strongly
infested in some cultures that you may be like I don't love that but judge people on people you know
when we look at this history and that's important why you're given this context as well so that
everyone listening understands similarly to today you know where we have men in suits going back
rooms and shake hands and drop bombs you know maybe they didn't wear suits back then they didn't
have fucking you know Hugo boss and all that but same idea just you know a few guys decide
this is what it is and then suddenly you send the pawns out there as they would look at them
which is unfair to describe them that way but that's how they looked at them to do dirty work and
you know you it could be everything from some savage conquering and war to what you're talking
about with you know priests saying i'm going to save your soul and spread in massive disease that
kills people it's brutal man yeah it is it is it's a it's a fascinating time man it's two
different worlds disconnected by more than 10,000 years from each other, completely different
worldviews in some ways similar. What do you mean in some ways similar? Just the humanity.
You know, like, okay, so we study the ancient Amazonian people and judging, what's funny is
judging by their archaeology, which thus far we haven't found a lot of the archaeology.
We've only found smaller civilizations on the periphery of the Amazon. Like, you know,
probably the main hubbub of all these great lost cities in the Amazon we hear about
were probably further into the center of the Amazon where Oriana is said to have seen them
where you have like a where you actually have stone bedrock instead of clay and out in the
west like where Paul is at um Paul Rosley yeah and but on the peripheral of the Amazon where
it's much easier to access we found all kinds of civilizations out there and the archaeology that
comes up is pretty interesting. The only thing that we find are, we find these raised platforms
that essentially come up from these, from these canals. And so you have these, you have this
farmland, you have these raised platforms, you have these dugout canals that go through the
ground. And so from what we think is that a lot of these Amazonians on the, on the periphery of
the Amazon didn't necessarily walk from place to place all the time. They get in these little
canals and little tiny boats and sail up and down from town to town. But all we find is the
archaeological remnants of giant parties. Just, yeah, this is kind of similar.
Deep on it. Yeah, this is pretty similar. This is a LiDAR map that's shown up. Now, this is a larger
city that's closer into the interior of the Amazon. It sort of gives you an idea, but it isn't exactly
what I'm talking about. Maybe you can look up like Amazonian geoglyphs, and you'll probably
see a shot you'll probably see a drone shot from the sky and that'll that'll be a lot closer um this
this right here though this lidar scan this is like a major city there's there's a step pyramid there's a
huge platform in the middle there's highways coming in smaller one over there on the far left that's
green is that a mini step pyramid yeah probably a mini step pyramid so it's got that raised platform
and then it's got a mound up on top of it so that raised platform you probably had some normal
people setting up their huts and then those two mounds right next to it that probably royal people
or much more wealthy, important people
living up even more elevated.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, what are we got on this?
Here we go.
Perfect, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
So any of these.
So, um...
That looks like the movie shines.
It does, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, Dief was like on it.
Yeah, so we don't...
Come on, Mel, where are you?
We don't understand why they make these geoglyphs
and why they made these shapes,
what the orientations are truly meant for.
They were talking.
Talking aliens.
Talking up there, baby.
Could be.
You ever seen the Nazca lines?
The Nazca mummies?
No, the lines in the ground.
Aw, dude.
We're going to have to go down to Nasca.
All right, finish this point.
We're going down to Nasca.
That's going in the title.
NASCAR line aliens, boom.
Everyone loves it.
Let's do it.
Cool.
So this is actually similar to the Nazca lines.
It's giant geoglyphs that are made into the ground,
but essentially people lived in these raised platforms similar to this.
And you can see huge lines spanning
off from here and there ditches in the ground that be filled with water and people would sail in
little boats from one place to the other and essentially all that ancient amazonians did was farm
and party and go to war and sleep with each other's wives that's basically it so listen you got to
throw that in there yeah swinging so that's that that you know that's the in many many ways you look at
them and they're like okay you know they they like to have a good time they like to kill each other and
They like to have sex.
Good for them.
Pretty similar to everyone else around the world.
You take out the killing.
We're good.
Yeah.
And so that's, you know, so much of the Mesoamerican world is so similar to other parts of the world.
And yet the way that those pieces interact with each other is just assorted completely differently, right?
What was that one right there I was looking at?
Is that a dude drawn into the, you see it in the second row, Dief?
Yeah, yeah.
That's altered, right?
Yeah, I've never seen this one
That looks like Bigfoot with a club
Humans probably altered the Amazon
2,000 years ago
Oh, no, Paul Rosalie's gonna have a heart attack
Don't click that
Yeah
Yeah, well that's kind of an overblown thing
Because people will go
The Amazon's a man-made garden
Cook Luke
No it isn't
The Amazon's not a man-made garden
What this is literally
What will happen
You'll be walking through the Amazon
And all of the Amazon
Has grown to every creature
Every plant in the Amazon
in the Amazon has grown to defend itself
from other things. So it's just
a vicious cycle of
death in the Amazon. Like
a lot of the
I'm making generalizations here, but a lot of the
plants aren't edible.
You've got these huge thorns
on these trees that are like, you know,
thorns that are a foot, you know, a foot long
and razor thin. You don't even
see them until you've run into the tree.
It's just the Amazon's
an incredibly formidable place
that seems like it
wouldn't be possible to inhabit and at some point in that i mean probably 10 000 20 000 years ago
ancient amazonians in this primordial lost like mystic sea uh in the ancient world and this very
blurry time invented a type of soil a black soil called terra prada and this soil could grow anything
that they needed and so they they made patches of gardens in the amazon small little patches now
We found a bunch of them, but it doesn't mean that the Amazon looked like the Great Plains, and then people planted the forest there.
They just re-engineered the soil in certain parts to be able to grow the things that they needed to survive.
And so you'll be walking through the Amazon, and then all of a sudden, Percy Fawcett did it, but he didn't know what Terra Prada was.
He just found these gardens that were full of all the fruits and everything that he needed.
Like, his guys would be starving, and they would come across a farm or something like that in the middle of the Amazon,
that he would say the entire all the vegetation is different
with fruit that he'd never seen before
but it looked delicious and it was edible
and his men would gorge themselves on it
and he would just find pockets of this
well he was finding gardens
he was finding Amazonian gardens
and these are like I'm talking about tiny little
like all these little black spots on your table
that's about how common they would be in the Amazon
the vast majority of it is just natural wilderness
that's been there since before the ice is.
Yeah I think I think most people
who say that i can't say all people i'm sure some people who run with that have indeed been there
but most people who are saying that and seeing that have never been there and when you go there
you will see you will realize especially when you go into the middle of the amazon like i was able
to do with paul you will realize what a spec you are and what a crowning achievement of mother
nature that biosphere is i mean it's just like it almost doesn't make sense like
And there were some times where I'd take in a moment and I'd be like, my God, the five-year-old
me is just like jumping for joy right now.
Like I'm floating in the water in the Amazon.
Like this is the most special thing ever.
But, you know, Paul might literally clip what you just said right there because if, and I understand
this completely, it frustrates him so much when people say that because he's trying to save the Amazon.
And what happens is in fairness to some of the people who make comments along those lines,
what they really say is that we have found some man-made things like a garden in the Amazon
and then someone takes that quote and makes some article that they're going to sell ad space in
but the article headline to get people to click needs to be Amazon man-made and most people
read the headline they see the tweet about it and they're like oh shit it's man-made so suddenly
now people get under the assumption therefore that well because it's man-made we've done it
before I'm sure we can do it again we can rebuild it keep cutting the
trees down and of course that makes absolutely no sense that's going to drive someone like paul nuts
and it should and so he wants to get out there to educate people to be like you you got to be real
careful saying this because that's not what it is at all in fact and this is what he does come down
here and see it i'll show you you'll realize within two seconds that ain't the case this stuff is
older than seemingly the world itself not literally but you know what yeah yeah for sure it's like
this has been around since fucking the dinosaurs
we're around or whatever but you know it's it's really important i think that we talk about that
stuff the right way because people don't see this in their backyard it's the amazon jungle it's
way down there oh that's really cool i've read about in books i've seen a couple movies that's awesome
but it's you don't see it every day and so you don't have the appreciation that the amazon
jungle which is i forget what percentage of the world's coverage it is but it's a way smaller
percentage than this it represents 20% though of the world's global oxygen supply so when it
gets to an exponential point of no return, hopefully it never gets there because we can save
this thing. But if it gets past a certain point to where I'm making up numbers right now, but
43% of the Amazon were taken out, therefore it's going to go into extinction. It cannot be turned
back around. We are going to face a world that's missing 20% of the oxygen moving forward and
will totally fuck up the entire ecosystem that we enjoy, be it here in New Jersey or over in Spain or
China, wherever, like, you need something like that to exist. So I appreciate someone like you
who studies ancient history and looks at the amazing things that human beings and ancient civilizations
have been able to pull up. I appreciate the fact that you also understand the actual basis of
what's there in the first place, which is the land and the ecosystem that existed long before
the people were actually using it. Yeah, yeah. Well, I think that that, well, one, I'm making two
points. One, I think that clickbait titles have done such a disservice to like anything in the
scientific world because it just, people just get these, you know, and freedom speech, you
say whatever you want people is really people's responsibility to educate themselves, you know,
otherwise we just destroy ourselves. But, you know, the clickbait titles that nobody actually
reads the article, or even worse, it's a clickbait title and then you have to pay to actually
read the article, you know what I'm saying? So it's Amazon rainforest, man-made question mark, and you
clicked on it and then you have to, and then it all gets blurred out and you can't read it and you're
like, oh, I guess it just must be man-made. This is what everybody else is saying. That's what
this is saying. Anyway, so clickbait titles from articles suck. Um, and people get so much
wrong just because of stupid titles. And that's not just archaeology, but like, I think it especially
creates like very inaccurate understandings of the ancient world, um, oversimplified understandings
of the ancient world for sure. And then the second thing is, um,
You know, that idea, that idea, I mean, it allows people, when people believe that,
they don't really care if China is logging up the entire Amazon.
That's right.
Or if they're planning on cutting highways straight through the Amazon.
And America's buying it.
Yeah, exactly.
And so, you know, it just allows people, especially with the Amazon in particular, but it just
allows people to just not really care about the natural world because, oh, it's just
man-made, we could just do it again, you know?
Maybe they think that.
So that's right. And it's, you know, that's obviously it's, that's something that's personal
on me at this point, not just because we've done content on it in here and had a guy like
Paul in a bunch, but, you know, getting to see it and appreciate it. It's just, it's the coolest
thing ever. And, you know, as I move along, that's something I want to do more of, go see
some things up close. It's one thing to sit here in your comfy little studio and talk about it
like an armchair quarterback. But when you actually go see it for better or worse,
depending on where you're going and what you're seeing, you know, you can speak to it more
and you can you can understand it. And I just think, you know, there is some shit in this world
that is magical and then there's some magical shit that human beings have been able to pull off
to make it even more magical. And like it doesn't need to be one or the other. Yeah.
With things, you can appreciate both. You can you can study the history and learn from it
and you can also study the setting and environment and preserve it.
You know, those two things should be hand in hand.
Yeah.
Not even like the bloods and cripsmean either.
Like, they should just be friends in general.
Yeah, I totally agree with that.
But the, so the Aztecs get taken out quickly, you know, by the Spanish and then disease spreads.
And then, you know, the Spanish obviously pretty much colonized Mexico and you fast forward and you get to somewhere, somehow, how we got to today.
But you had put a pin in the Mayans, but in particularly the Olmex and that whole history.
I know that's something like one of the things I love by you is that you are constantly traveling to all these places to go see it for yourself.
And it's like a quest too.
Like you're always dressed apart too.
I really appreciate that.
But, you know, you've gone down and looked at a lot of the Olmec ruins and the places where they existed.
And it, to me, the Olmex, we talked about it in episode 175.
a little bit, but it's a very, among the ignored parts that we already highlighted, the fact
that South America seems to be so ignored in a lot of these history discussions, ancient history
discussions these days, the Olmex are passed over so much. So for people out there who really
have no idea what their origins were and who they were and what the civilization was like,
can you just give the download on the Olmec people and their base history?
Yeah, yeah. So the Olmex, man, incredibly ancient. It's, it's, it's,
the origins of Mesoamerica. Now, the basics of Mesoamerica is basically everything below the
Rio Grande. So below Texas is essentially the most northern edge of Mesoamerica. And it
continues all the way through Mexico into Honduras, Nicaragua, El Salvador, and it kind of fades out
as you get closer to Panama. That's essentially Mesoamerica. And this has been my
central area of expertise for quite a long time now. It was what I studied in college and got
my anthropology degree in. And this was the world that opened up to me. I'm fascinated by it. And it's
infinitely complex. But on the Veracruz coast, which is to the west of the Maya realm, to the east
of where the Aztecs will later be, there is a river that connects to the Gulf of Mexico or the
Gulf of America, as some people call it now.
It's called the Coets Calcos River.
You know, I actually get, I actually get a lot of flack for that, because I make custom
maps for my videos, and I still call it the Gulf of Mexico.
And you get flack for that?
Yeah, yeah, people will be like, no, no, it's the Gulf of America.
It's just the logistical nightmare.
I'm like, I'm like, guys, you know what?
I'm just going to stick with tradition here.
It's been the Gulf of Mexico for like 500 years.
It was fun to say.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, I'm not switching up because one guy.
says so yeah i agree i agree that's right so um so anyways yeah so it's the uh the coetz
calcos river connects to the gulf of mexico and um along this river it's essentially like think of
think of the coets calcos river as the nile river that the egyptians you know the nile river
gave the egyptians their civilization we did this whole rundown last time it it's it's it's
It's not of the credit of the Egyptians, it's of the credit of the Nile.
The Nile just gifted these riches to the Egyptians.
So the Coetscalcos River just gifts all this fertile land to the Olmecs.
And in fact, I brought a group of students with me in December, and we went to San Lorenzo
Tinochetlon, which is the first capital, really, the central metropolitan area of the Olmec world.
And it's way up on top of this hill, and as you look down the hill towards the Coets
Calco's River and these alluvial floodplains where all of their maize crops or their corn would
grow. I took a photo of it, dude. If I were to show an Egyptian that photo, they would think that
I took a photo of somewhere in Egypt. It's that similar. It's just, and I've been to other fertile
crescents as well and looked at it. I'm like, oh, wow, these all have the same similarities.
It's these low valleys where the river consistently floods and it has, you know, creates this
alluvial fertile plane and this is how civilization begins it's just fascinating seeing that so um so
the omec world begins at san lorenzo tinoche teelan it's the it's the fertile crescent of
mexico it's the most overlooked fertile crescent of the entire world i mean uh what you have seven
fertile crescents Mexico is the most overlooked one it begins with san lorenzo snosh titlan
800 years ago. So 1,800 BC, I should say. And so the Olmex, essentially, they get their rise
from, they have the, they have port cities as well that are actually on the goal from San Lorenzo
is inland a little bit along the river. And so they're sailing out on the coast and they're
fishing. They have, you know, all types of resources from, from their ability to catch fish,
as well as raise corn. So they're just booming. They essentially rise before everybody else and they just
mastered agriculture before any of the other cultures in Mesoamerica even get started. And what's really
crazy is it seems like right at the beginning of their civilization, they're able to quarry these
60-ton stones, these 60-ton solid basalt stones out of the Sierra de Latusula volcanic belt to their northeast and quarry them
and transport them 90 miles away to this city and carve and erect these massive Olmec heads.
And it's like they're doing this from the very beginning of their society.
There is no, from what we can tell through the archaeology, there's no lead up to this.
There's no developmental period before they're able to do this.
They're just doing it from the very beginning.
So we could look up just, I don't know if you have my eyesight's not that great, but just Olmec heads or something.
um yeah they're insane it's crazy how much did you say Wade so this is okay so this is a really
this is a really cool mystery about the olmec heads um so looks like a pulling garden oh it's it's crazy
yeah it's it's beautiful man and there's uh there's 17 known heads but there's actually three
more heads that most people have never seen but they're made out of sandstone and they're not
even human they're like uh wear jaguar half human half jaguar faces yeah we can we can
get at the end of this is really really cool this is actually something that connects to south
america and peru by the way okay um i think it has its origins in the amazon this is kind of my
other area that i'm looking into um so you asked about how much they weigh so get so get this
so the maya exploration center uh of which i'm a member of this is run by my mentor dr ed barnhart
on one of his olmec expeditions he had a nautical engineer that was traveling with him who was
fascinated by this idea of how did the Olmecs transport these heads. So he created this
algorithm that you could put in, I'm not exactly sure what it was, a software or a site or something,
where you could input the theoretical weight of your Olmec head and the theoretical size of your
balsa river raft. And he found that if you made the raft too big to go down the narrow stretches
of the Coets Calcos River
and you put a five-ton
head on that raft
it would flip the raft and sink it
okay
so the engineering so going back over this
if it's too long
and too wide to go down
the narrow stretches of the river to actually make it to
the city it's already too big
to go down the river and you put a five-ton
head on it it would sink the raft
the smallest head is six
tons and the largest head
is 52 tons
so nobody knows
exactly how these things were transported
it's just all archaeologists have
quietly known what's your idea
aliens
could be
well UFO came down
see that would be the easiest
way to do this that's what I'm saying
it makes the most sense
but see the problem with the alien thing is we have to figure out
like you know
the aliens come down and
then Native Americans are like
please we're starving
our children are dying
we need something like penicillin
and they're like no no no no
you'll teach you all my kids you need
these rocks right we'll lift the rocks
for you because then they can pray to something
yeah then they can pray to something and have their
soul safe yeah yeah because the real life
happens after that on earth
could be see I already got all the holes
filled in I know you're not going to plug these
I think you've been I think you've been plugging the aliens
every episode
not every episode a lot there's a lot of misinformation out there but when we look at when we look at
the ancient world there's some stuff that I'm like come on you know you know you know what I
actually I actually I actually have to agree with you um you know I kind of like when I think of like
little green men and spaceships I kind of roll my eyes at that idea um but at the same time then
I also find myself, like, as a, like a religious person, I find myself studying ancient people
and I see the bizarre things that they come up with and the things that they believe and the things
that they, you know, have this conviction about. And, you know, there's entire eras. There's two
entire eras of Maya civilization where they give no credit to any single person for anything,
and they dedicate every temple to a God and never lift up one person. It's like they do it all for the
gods. The Egyptians seem to do everything for the God.
You know, there were Greeks who literally actually believe that the gods exist.
Well, I mean, most Greeks did.
It was only the philosophers that started kind of questioning whether or not the gods existed.
But, you know, you see so many ancient cultures go so far out of their way for their gods.
It just makes me think, like, okay, what is actually the answer to this?
Is it that people are just looking for something?
like they're looking for
an answer
so they kind of just
make something up
do they make it all up
to be able to control
the people beneath them
or does it make more sense
that these people
were so convicted
by their beliefs
because what they were experiencing
actually happened to them
and it's like
what's the line between
what's the line
between an ancient person
taking some kind of
natural hallucinogen
and interacting with a deity
while he's in that
that space right and in an alien what's what's what's the line that you draw there it gets weird man
and and like and like okay can you know i'm saying this is a very self-aware christian uh where does
like christianity fit in this sure it's it's a fascinating thing and so i i agree with you i like
i laugh about the alien stuff but then i also have to remind myself like well you know i my
my hot my hot take about the ancient world is that i actually think it's more likely
that it's not all made up yeah i mean i and i enjoy joking about it in all seriousness and i wonder
what the hell's out there in this giant galaxy that we have no idea the ends of it and all that stuff
but we live in this world especially when it comes to religion where people want to make things
everything or nothing right religion is at the top of that sphere yeah it is and there's all these
different world religions and there's these different stories and different interpretations and
different translations and different characters and different i could go on down
the list right and to me it's like where are there themes it's like oh wait a minute and that
lines up with that a little bit that lines up with that a little bit there maybe there's some
sort of truth there even if it's a different experience and then you get to the way that
conscious human beings have the ability to experience things I've talked to you about my
friend ris vert so he was on episode 274 with me at the time of this recording we just
recorded a new one i haven't put it out yet but it's definitely out now if you're watching this
podcast right now but you know he's an mit simulation theorist absolute genius great guy too and he's
thinking about you know some of the most unanswerable questions there are which which have to do
with with the mathematical probability and scientific evidence for the idea that things exist as
zero and ones around us and we our consciousness just can't understand that and one of the things
many things that he talks about is that when it comes to like UFO sightings or things that
anything that has to do with an alien or something not of this earth that appears in written
record or oral record throughout human history it's like it's possible and it's even been
reported this way that there are people who can be standing next to each other in the same
place and only one person witnesses you know something supernatural going on the other person
doesn't see it at all. So something in this person's consciousness is
transcribed to just a little bit of a different frequency. That's not the word to use,
but it's set to just a little bit of a different frequency than the other person
that allows them to see this and experience this and then, you know, maybe get
whatever information comes from that. So if you look at things like the pyramids that
pop up in all these different places and civilizations that were stuck in different
time periods basically over time. And when you look at,
some unexplainable stuff like the old mech heads and things like that where is there potentially some divine intervention we know there's a lot of world leaders that have liked to lie about oh i got talked to by the gods therefore you got to worship man they're full of shit but which ones weren't which ones actually did have some sort of profit you know seeing through to whatever the other side is i don't care what that is whether that's god whether it's simulation whether it's aliens whether it's future be i don't i don't know
but you have to at least as crazy as it sounds and it sounds fucking insane to even say it out loud but you have to ask these questions when you're looking at some amazing innovations that ancient civilizations did where we have evidence that like they they didn't have iPhones you know they didn't have something that's totally different than iPhone but technologically equivalent to that yet they were able to pull something like this off there is something there man I totally agree with you I actually think um I I I I actually think I I I
I really think that the answer to a lot of this is going to be found in, God, I don't even know what we would call it, like psychedelic archaeology.
Psychedelic archaeology.
I don't know.
I just made that up.
But, you know, I think that once this boomer generation of archaeologists moves on.
Moves the, I love, that was a very nice, very nice Texas Christian boy way saying that.
Yeah. Now, I'm not going to discredit archaeologists. They all do, basically all of them do amazing work. There are people who make their public opinions known that are very bad public opinions, but fast majority of archaeologists work super hard jobs and achieve a lot for very little credit. However, it's impossible for our preconceived notions of our modern day reality to not bleed into our profession, right? So I can't tell you how many archaeologists I have
spoken to and tried to talk to them about the psychedelics that the culture of which they are
an expert in was partaking in. And, you know, I, uh, I met an archaeoastronomer, spent a week with
him. And an archaeo astronomer. Yeah, archaeo astronomy. It's, it's kind of a new,
uh, what a flex. It's a new frontier of archaeology. It's essentially the study of ancient
cultures interaction with the night sky. So trying to study ancient astronomers and what they
understood about the night sky and how that can further re-inform and change our perspective on the
culture that we're studying or the ancient sites that we're looking at like you may not understand
why this building is not lined exactly to true north and why it's 15 degrees off and why is this
building also 15 degrees off but yet the retaining wall is facing a different direction yada yada yada
well if you were able to unlock the secrets of the city you would realize that each of the
orientation of these buildings and walls had a purpose that was facing towards the night sky
or the sun and that shadows and knives of light would like shine through the buildings and
they're all astronomical solar clocks it's crazy stuff dude like it's it's really really in depth
now i had this realization uh in like 20 21 uh i did uh i did some edibles with my buddy
and we're laying down looking underneath the i hope you did mood i don't know they were
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So, I'm laying there looking at the night sky and, you know, I must have taken like 30
milligrams or something. And, you know, I'm blasting off, you know. And I'm laying there.
And after a couple hours, like, I've lost my ego. I'm no longer me anymore. I'm just one
with the night sky and with the universe and I'm like looking at a photo of myself and not even
not even looking at it as though it's me I just can't even believe that that's my body that I
exist inside of and makes you have all these realizations about yourself and the things you need
to fix about yourself it's very medicinal the whole experience is and I had this feeling
um where I felt like whatever God is I understood him I couldn't put it into words but I could
just feel it I could feel it deeply to my core
And I could only feel it in that moment.
Once I sobered it up, it kind of went away.
I wasn't able to, like, access that.
It just, it's like it frees you up.
It opens your mind up to some other.
I mean, you probably maybe experienced something like this before.
And, uh, yeah, just like that.
Yeah.
And so I'm, uh, so, you know, I'm having this experience.
And then, and then it just opened up my eyes to like, oh, this is, you know,
I can see how a culture doing this for,
thousands of years and trying to figure out the secrets of their natural world how religion
can form and how people can learn so much about, you know, the introspective aspects of
reality. And maybe this is where shamanism comes from and ancient priests. Like, it probably
has something to do with this because I can only imagine if I were to do this for my entire
lifetime, the things I would experience and the insights that I might have, right? And so anyways,
I start talking to, I start, well, as time goes on,
on, I experiment more and more, and I have different realizations about archaeology.
Like, I'll be thinking about these ancient cultures that I'm obsessed with, and I will realize
different aspects of their society that I'd never realized before. And it's like, things would
unlock, and I would get these new perspectives. And I found it, like, incredibly helpful. It's
not like I do this a lot, but I've just found it incredibly helpful. And so I'm talking to this
archaeoastronomer, and I'm like, okay, so you study the Pueblo Ancestrian people. And he's like,
yeah and I'm like what kind of psychedelics do they do and so he lists them out to me and I'm like I'm like
I'm like do you ever go out and stargaze at night at these you know at these sites that you study
these cliff dwelling sites out in the desert he's like oh yeah all the time I'm like do you ever
do the psychedelics that they did and then stargaze and he's like no no I would never do that
and he had this knee-jerk reaction and it's just very it was the boomer and him bleeding through
into the archaeology right like because you have this preconceived notion of drugs you know
drugs all drugs bad there's no there's no distinction between like crack cocaine and weed right
well well let's let's talk to hunter biden who he's listen that was like listening to michael jordan
breakdown basketball i mean i was that was incredible so hunter biden talking about crack oh i know
yeah best thing best three minutes and 15 seconds in tv let's continue anyways yeah yeah so um yeah you know
to so to a lot of boomers there's no distinction between natural plant medicine you know medicinal
drugs things are mostly harmless non-addictive you know marijuana isn't changing the chemical makeup of
your brain to force you to become addicted to it and it's also not poisoning your body right uh like alcohol
cigarettes other drugs do they just destroy your body um you know there's no distinction there
And so he had this knee-jerk reaction where it was like beneath him to ever do something like that.
And I talked to him that whole week and I was like, dude, I'm telling you, man, if you did, if you took these natural psychedelics and hallucinogens with everything you know about this culture, I promise you, the pathways your brain is going to go down, you're going to have epiphanies about a culture you've studied your entire life because you're going to view them from a perspective you've never, you've never experienced before.
And you're going to be stepping into their shoes.
And it was like, I wore him down by the end.
I think he's done since then.
Take this mushroom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so I forget, oh, well, we got off on this because I think that the origins of a lot of civilization
is probably found in shamanism and psychedelics.
And I think that that, I think that like this Renaissance archaeology, like independent
archaeology is going to grow and grow and grow.
There's already so many people who are researching things on their own and making discoveries
on their own.
I think maybe one of the best examples is the YouTube channel.
history for granted. He's done so much research on the pyramids. Oh, I've seen that. Yeah, I've seen
that he's done so much research on the pyramids that Egyptologists have acknowledged his discoveries
and his perspectives. And these things are going to end up in textbooks. Wow. Yeah, he's, he has
been, he is like the first wedge. You know, there's been all these other people. He is the first
wedge to go through. Now, that's cool. Yeah, that's good. You got to break through onto each other's
sides a little bit. You know what I mean? We've got to find some common ground.
for sure and I think you I've always cited you as an amazing example of that because you come from both worlds you come from understanding some of the alternative perspectives and being genuinely interested in it since you were a little kid but you are also academically trained under Ed Barnhart at college like this is this is what you're an expertise in from the from the academic side of it you know so you you understand the establishment and the anti-establishment and where both have a point on certain things and you've
done a really good job to this point in your career of straddling that line and kind of
being a peacemaker there and I hope you continue to do that because some of the fighting
especially you know behind keyboards on Twitter it's just like guys get the fuck stop this
yeah you know get in a room and talk yeah it's a it's a tough place to be um it's a tough
place to be I used to want to be involved more in the conversation like actively going out
and being involved in the conversation I've realized the best thing I can do is
is kind of just retreat back into my space, focus on my own work, and interact with people
that want to interact with me, right? Because I'm really not accepted by the alternative side,
although I'm cool with a lot of those people. We're all fine. But in the academics, I'm cool
with most academics, but I'll never be accepted by them. You know, I'm never going to be part of
the club. And so I'm just kind of, you know, out here on my own island. I like that.
Yeah, I'm just out here on my own island. I've got a few friends. Yeah. And so that's kind of
I'm at. And I think that
I think that the appetite
for all the fighting
is dying off. I think people are just kind of over
it because it's not productive. I hope you're right about that, but I
disagree. I think people
I think
there's people that unfortunately live for
it. You know? Yeah. Yeah. It's just how
it is. And it's human nature.
We just now have more accessibility
than ever to be able to do it
instantaneously all day every day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's true.
You've kind of evolved to that.
Yeah. So, you know,
You know, that's my role is I want to be one of these people in this kind of renaissance of archaeology,
sort of doing it on my own.
Now, that doesn't mean I have legal permits to go dig at places.
But, man, there's been so many artifacts that have been excavated and so many narratives that have,
in puzzles that haven't been pieced together yet from, you know, so many artifacts get excavated
and then hand it over to a museum and never get looked at again.
They just sit in a glass case and they sit there forever.
Such a shame.
And they never get studied.
But as I've gone around the world and focused on certain cultures, I have noticed
patterns between things where I will try to go research it and no other archaeologists
has ever acknowledged certain things that I've noticed.
And I've realized this particularly with the Americas and that the Americas are just very much
understudied.
And this is kind of what you were talking about recently where I was thinking about going
to school in Athens.
and yeah i man i always loved the classical world i grew up loving it just like everybody else did
my grandpa uh on his nightstand he had this book called western progress and it was
essentially the origins of western society all the way up to like uh henry the fifth in england
from the pharaohs through greece and egypt through medieval times all the way to king henry
and i would look at that book and look at it and look at it and i poke through it and look at the
pictures and read what i could much more dense reading that i would
was able to comprehend. But it was the classical world. It was Egypt, Greece, and Rome that
first sparked my love for the ancient world. And it was weird as I was going down the path
of committing to go to school for a year. It was going to be about 18 months in Athens
at the University of Athens. I was committed. I was about to pay. And then it was like the day before
I just had this huge wave of guilt come over me.
And I felt like I was betraying a world that had given itself to me.
You know, like studying the Americas was not something I ever anticipated that I would do.
I always found it interesting, but I never anticipated that I would specialize and go all in on it.
But when I changed my major, you know, I was 20 years old.
I was going to fail all my marketing classes.
I was going to flunk out of college.
I had to appeal to the dean to be able to switch to anthropology.
They barely let me switch my major.
I switched, and in Texas, they breed Mesoamerican archaeologists or Mexican archaeologists
that specialize in ancient Mexico, what we've been talking about this whole time.
And they just breed that.
There really wasn't much about Egypt.
I took one part of a semester of a class on Egypt.
And I just focused on the Americas.
And that's how I met Dr. Ed Barnhart.
And that's how I came to learn about, you know, this great archaeologist.
Linda Shealy and it's how I came to learn about the Maya, the Aztecs, the Toltecs, the Zappotex,
you know, and then later on the Inca. And it was like the Americas just opened itself up to me and
like accepted me. And, um, you feel a spiritual kinship to it. Yeah, yeah, right? And, and also my
family, they were obsessed with the Spanish gold going back to the 1800s. I talked with Joe
about this. I think we maybe even talked about this on my first episode with you and my first
conversation like all the way back to the 1800s my family was chasing down Spanish gold and they were tracking down Spanish gold mines but they didn't realize that the Spanish gold mines were expanded indigenous minds and my grandpa had found all these Mogoyone which is just a New Mexican tribe all this pottery and artifacts and uh you know my family's just deeply involved with the Americas and in college the America the Americas opened itself up to me and I became sort of an expert in it in college and I just felt like
even though I was wanting to return to what my childhood love was,
it was the day before I was supposed to pay for my tuition.
I had this nasty wave of guilt come over me,
and I called Dr. Barnhart, and I told him,
I don't think I can do it.
I don't think I can turn my back on the Americas.
I think I meant to study it,
but I had to come all the way to the point of almost no return
to realize that's what I was supposed to do.
How long would school in Athens have been?
18 months.
I see what you're saying.
And I understand.
You felt like it would have been like crossing over literally and figuratively.
And now you're going to pour your heart and soul into that.
And you're going to leave this behind.
But, you know, I don't think you would have ever left that fully behind.
And if this is part of the way the journey need to go for you, then that's great.
Yeah.
And I can feel how passionate you are about the Americas and about not wanting to leave that behind.
But, you know, one of the things I like about you is you do study all of it.
Like you, I mean, we, the last time you were here in November, the episode didn't come out until end of January, beginning of February.
But like, you know, we did six hours, two episodes of basically it was the 27,000 year history of Egypt.
And it was spot the fuck on.
I mean, it was amazing, amazing stuff.
You were taking me through timelines, I didn't even know existed.
And so for a guy who can go travel through the jungles of Guatemala and Mexico and break down everything that you've been studying your whole life and continue to.
find new frontiers for that same guy to be able to take us over to Egypt where you've also
been and spent time by the way and run us through a historical thread that goes beyond even our
comprehension of what human history is supposed to be I think that's an incredible incredible range to
have and I always want to see you keep that range which means keeping all of it in the fold
together so you felt like you were going to get too caught up in some of the more I don't know
this isn't the term I'm looking for but mainstream ancient type stuff
Whether that be ancient Greece or just ancient Rome and it's going to pull you away from these other overlooked areas, then great.
I'm glad you passed that up.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think the thing was it was like, it was like, you know how sometimes, I forget what the word is, but sometimes you go looking for something and something else chooses you.
That's right.
And it's like, it's like the universe opens up this door and this is the door you're meant to walk through.
you don't feel it in that moment but you but that's the door that's meant for you you know yeah exactly
and and i just i had to go down the ancient greece route i loved greece man like the very first thing
that got me into ancient history was brad pitt uh you know i man i love that damn movie dude
took brad pitt yeah it was yeah it was yeah it was back the history fuck the odyssey i needed
bread yeah so it was it was a man i just i was obsessed with that movie in fact as a kid i memorized
every single movement of the sword fights in that movie i could i could reenact yeah i've seen you and your
wife role play yeah yeah exactly yeah wearing all the yeah and uh don't post that on social
no i won't i won't post it if you want to do an only fan is knocked yourself that's a good idea
yeah i need to start looking luke caverns he's got a porn name over here already so i uh
you know um it's with the curve i uh so i loved ancient greece and um but yeah it was just
i needed to go that far to the day before i was supposed to pay the tuition to know okay hold
on hold on if you're going to go here you're going to pour your heart and soul into this it's
going to distract from all the america stuff you're doing how can you go back to that like you just
need to i i had to basically return back to the feeling i had when i first started all this because
I'm very much the type of person. I'm very influenced by my academic background. And so much of
that was like, you know, so many people in my ear, you really should get a higher degree. You
really should get a PhD. You really should specialize. You really should become a particular
expert in this one thing. And I was hearing that all the time. And it was the day before I was
supposed to pay that I just knew, stop. Like, stop all of that. You've got to go back to the feeling
that you had when you first started all this was that you wanted to be like a jack of all trades
and study whatever you were interested in so you know whether that's you know i was in cambodia
recently uh studying ancient cambodian world ancient egypt greece rome but you know the americas is
kind of like i guess it's like yeah it's like my journey you know what i mean like there's so
much there that needs to be discovered and uncovered and spoken about and i think as time goes on
And the last time I was in the fall when I was talking to Danny on his show, and I was talking about the, I was talking about the LiDAR maps that I have access to in North America that show all these mound sites in Florida and how I want to focus on North America.
And then talking with you about the period just before the revolution and how much history there is with Native Americans, I'm seeing this world of Native American history that isn't dived into enough.
and it's like this deep purpose that's there.
Whereas with ancient Greece, it's all pretty much understood.
You know, there's not a whole lot of mystery.
Like there's the Ilusinian mysteries, there's a few things there.
But like the Native American world is completely shrouded in mystery.
Yes.
And it's just, it just like calls to me and opened itself up to me.
Like I didn't ask for it.
It just happened in my life by accident, you know.
And it's like I was born to do it, you know.
I think so.
And I just realized that right at the last moment.
Anyways.
No, it's beautiful.
And I agree with you.
I think, as you've described it in the past, in episode 175 towards the beginning of that, it's literally in your blood.
You know, like you were just saying a few minutes ago, your family was looking for some of this stuff.
You know, so it's a part of who you are.
And I think there's something to that in how passions get passed down generationally, almost like DNA in a way.
And that's, that's, that's there.
So, you know, here you are covering that, and you're going to keep doing that.
And that's great, man.
Follow your heart.
I love it.
That's why I want everyone to do.
Yeah.
You've got me particularly interested in this topic of, now I want to start diving into, yeah, like Native Americans leading up to the Revolutionary War.
Just talking with you a little bit about it in the last couple of days has made me think, like, yeah, you know, I know a little bit about this, but it's such an interesting realm of history.
Even with, it's one of the great things I love talking about when people are in town and we're walking along the hudson there and looking at Manhattan, especially people who aren't from around here and they're kind of tinking it in and appreciating that.
But like even at the Revolutionary War, like the average American even doesn't understand that New York City was the center of that war.
It was the linchpin of that.
It wasn't Newarktown, which ended up being where, you know, Cornwallis got surrounded.
in in 81 by by the continental army and that effectively it didn't end the war but it effectively ended the war
it wasn't you know some of the southern sites it wasn't philadelphia which was the capital and certainly a key
place you had new york which you know sat on this island if we're looking at camera four right here
you know you got two rivers parting fortification to the east that creates long island for
ships coming directly across from Europe, i.e. invaders. And then when you run up the Hudson,
you go up there about an hour and you got the greatest turn and spot for a military fortress in the
world, which became West Point, you know, at the time, because of its high ground and where it was
located vis-a-vis the Hudson River. And it's like so much of what happened happened right here
when this looked very, very different. And now you think about the years leading.
up to that when there was
an insane speed of
colonial takeover between the British
and the French and then they end up fighting
this war and caught in the middle of it
or all these Native American tribes that existed
in all these areas right here
and it's not long ago
this is less than 300 years ago
we're going to do the 250th next year
you know that's
it's a it's there
is history below your feet everywhere
it may not be like quite
as
noticeable
combination of noticeable
and far back
is like when you're walking
through Rome
yeah sure
but there's a significant
amount of like
whoa
right beneath your feet
right here even
it's an awesome
awesome thing to tell
it's a yeah
people vastly underestimate
how complicated
the pre-colonial
world really was
you know
squanto
the i'm sure you know the story of squanto it that you know that's a fascinating it's just a it gives
you a little window into how complicated this world was before the white man was ever even here
you know squanto i think he's born he's born in the late 1500s because he's captured in like
1614 or something like that and um or maybe 1612 when he's you know just a just a teenager
and he grew up in what is today yeah the late 1500s okay so um he grows up in what is today
modern-day Massachusetts and he grows up within these three warring tribes that are there so it gives
you this idea there's already complications here there's this history of these conflicting tribes
just in the small area imagine what the entire United States looks like at this at this moment
he was the tannist dude in Massachusetts too probably I mean you know
those irishmen ain't getting sun up there yeah he was doing okay and so and so you know when
he's a i believe when he's a teenager or when he's maybe in his early 20s he gets captured by a
trading expedition and he's brought back to england imagine that from his perspective you're being
pulled to an alien realm that's vastly technologically superior to you like cobblestone streets
with giant ships and what do they have black powder rifles by the early 1600s i mean they had
obviously crossbows i don't know it's something rifles existed like maybe the little hand cannons
existed uh obviously cannons exist i mean just like think about like the lot did the london bridge
still exist i don't know but i mean just there must have been mind blowing for him so he's he essentially
works in uh london for 10 or i think it's london but he works in england for 10 years and then he
he's finally freed and able to return back to the Americas.
He joins a trading expedition, and they essentially just, they really do him dirty.
They drop him off in Newfoundland.
And they're like, this is the closest that we can get you.
And he's like, he's like, oh, my God.
So that dude solo hasn't been in the Americas for 10 years, builds a boat,
sails from Newfoundland to the mainland, and makes his way all the way back home to Massachusetts.
That's insane.
solos it as far as as i know when he gets to massachusetts he finds the three tribes are in complete
disarray and they've been absolutely decimated by disease so this is around 1620 or so when the
the first thanksgiving is 1621 right yeah he died in november 1622 so we're coming up on
he died on the second thanksgiving by the way uh crazy um so he arrives a few years before the the
the first Thanksgiving. And he finds that his homeland, his own people, his family, they've all died.
All of us, most of his friends have died. And the warring tribes that they, that he grew up opposing
and hating, they were all decimated. And the land was in complete disarray. Well, what had happened?
What have we, what have we been talking about? The Spaniards had invaded the Aztec realm. And now
disease had spread from Mexico City all the way up the Americas and had from Florida as well and had moved
towards that northern coast. And just now, a hundred years later, it was infecting people in
Massachusetts and wiping them all out. And so Squanto returns to find his home like this.
So he takes these three tribes and he turns them into the Wampanoag Confederation that he is now
chief of because, I mean, obviously he's the most experienced man. He has so much knowledge of
the world now. And he's obviously the most outstanding character in this new land.
And this is where I think, like, this story is just crazy.
So one of his informants come to him, and they tell him, is it Jonestown, Jamestown?
I think it's Jamestown.
Jamestown?
Yeah.
Correct this in the comments.
Yeah.
I'm going to get torn up for that.
Like I said, my early colonial history, I'm just now getting into it.
So, but they basically come and say, hey, you know, we know that you have a history with these white men.
I think that some of these white men, the same people, are living out here on this town on the
coastline and they're suffering.
Half of them, more than half of them died last winter.
They don't know how to work the land.
You know, this is a completely different type of agriculture than they're used to.
You know, they're not used to growing maize and potatoes.
And so they haven't figured out the land.
And so imagine you're one of these colonists.
You're living in this little town.
you know there's Native Americans out there
you haven't been attacked by them yet
but you've grown up hearing stories
of what they could do to people
and so you're always kind of weary
of like what exists inside that tree line
that we can't see who's watching us right
and then all of a sudden
this Native American man walks out of the jungle
speaking perfect English
and walks up to you
isn't that so weird like
you know mind blowing that must have been
for a guy to walk out and be like hello
how are you speaking perfect
English that they would understand it must have been
just utterly jarring and and squanto he felt empathy for them you know he was the he was the only
native there that we know of and clearly that saw their humanity and felt you know compelled to
help them because they were suffering even though they were on their land and shouldn't be there
and he probably knew very well from growing up in england what the english intentions were for this
new land was to colonize it and spread out and yet he still helped them and so he teaches them
how to farm the land and everything saves that town and then the next year on christmas the
spanish influenza the european influenza or i'm saying not the next year on thanksgiving squanto
dies from that european disease on the second imagine that you make it through everything you find
your way back home you're one of the most cultured men in the world because you've existed in
across multiple civilizations effectively and then the flu gets you isn't that weird that that um
highly important men you know that guy's up there and one of the most important people that's
ever lived um you know i mean i don't know if you had to rank a top 10 000 human beings that's
ever lived he's into the top 10 000 yeah and um and it's like isn't it weird it's like people
use up their importance quickly and then they die you know what i mean it's it's very it's
it's very crazy like you look at all of the uh conquistadors they all die
shortly after this great achievement that they've made you know oriana makes it down on the
amazon survives it does it again dies at 35 it's a lot like a i guess it's like a wasp
or something when they have not the people the actual insect when when they have that climactic
moment in the heat of battle after this life of you know finding all these places to live and
building things as a hive basically being warriors for the tribe of wasps and and bees and everything and
and then they have to use their stinger yeah and it's this ultimate moment where it's like they're
crowning achievement and you know unless it's the dude moan his lawn that they just ruin his day
if it's actually another type of species that's more on their level they kill this thing and it's like
that moment in the movie and then when they do it they die yeah it's over yeah it's like they release
it's like post not clarity but up you're dead yeah yeah like they release their potential
and everything they have to be great it comes out and you die immediately and it's gone south bar how many
people does that happen to it's a lot yeah it's a lot yeah you know or people have these uh people have
these early premature very bizarre deaths like george washington's death you know what i mean he could
live could live quite a bit longer and then he gets uh but it's pretty old was he like 65 i think okay
65 but yeah he could have lived longer or maybe he was maybe he was I think he was maybe like 67 or something
but he gets he gets what doctors today think was bronchitis and then they perform all these
crazy procedures on him yeah 67 they perform all these crazy procedures on him just try to save his life
and then they just kill him and if they had just left him alone he might have survived bronchitis
yeah that's a story of medicine yeah yeah no it definitely definitely to get it there yeah
Maybe if Ben Franklin had come up with something, they would have jolted them to life.
I know, man.
Man, that's a rough world, dude.
Pre-I.
I had this, this Guantos.
It just reminds me this.
I had this guy, Andy Powell in here for episode 202.
I've heard that name.
Okay.
So this guy was so cool.
He's from the UK, and he was the mayor of a town.
I forget the name of it on the west, southwest coast of the UK.
And I can't remember, we recorded this January, 2024, and then I put out the episode, I held that one.
I put that one out like end of April, 24, beginning of May.
It was like right there.
But he came across some sort of historical record where he realized that the lost colony of Roanoke was really the first colony in America before the ones that we know of.
It was really founded in like 1587 and that the guys who founded it were from his town.
And so it turned into this odyssey where he literally ended up moving to the United States
where he still lives and sunk his life into this for the last over two decades,
covering the story and figuring out what happened because there's something strange
where they came through, went back to Britain and then came back and the people they had left there were gone.
and they found a sign from, I forget, the local tribe, what they were called.
I think it starts with a C, but the local Indian tribe, where they wondered if they were like
to Croatowans, that's right.
And they found a sign that said like Croatoa.
And they didn't know if it was like an SOS signal, like we've been kidnapped by them and maybe eaten or whatever the fuck could have happened, killed, maimed.
Or if the people just join with the tribe and left forever.
And it's like forgotten to history.
But he talks about the history of some of the Croatowans that when they met them coming here, they took them back to the UK and there's records of them being in the UK and like, I don't know, testifying to their experiences and taking in the culture.
It's very similar to Squanto, but 100 years before him doing that over 100 years before him where, you know, there was this cross-pollination of culture at the highest first level.
and you know these people got to experience something so outside of what their reality had been before
you know these brits just washed up on shore it's a crazy crazy story it's so fascinating because
you try to put yourself in the shoes of both parties and you know one's discovering like a land
filled with people that have no relation to their culture and you know then the other is
has the opportunity for some of their people to go back over to wear that
those people came from
and see their culture
and experience the same thing
and you're just like,
it's like a fucked up version
of Spider-Man, but, you know,
they're not both Spider-Man.
Yeah, there's a,
there's a brilliant book.
I think it's called Broken Spears,
and it says,
yeah, I think it's called Broken Spears
and it says,
it's, it's the Aztec discovery
of the Spaniards,
and it's written from the Aztec point of view
and how bizarre it must have been
for Native Americans to see,
you know,
you never think about it
from the Native American point of view,
how strange that must have been.
But yeah, man, okay, so in North America,
people don't realize this,
and this is kind of what we were talking about,
there's this underbelly
of North American colonial history.
I mean, when we think about the colonies,
like the average person typically thinks of
at the earliest,
maybe the Boston Tea Party.
You know what I mean?
Like typically, yeah, yeah.
Like at the earliest, that's kind of where it begins.
yeah dude there's 200 years of history beneath that 200 years of history beneath that
200 years before that there are already forts way out in north carolina near where i live
winston salem i think it's called uh san juan fort and the spaniards put a fort all the way out there
they were going to try to make a claim for all of the southeast united states this is crazy
stuff dude so i think it's in the 1530s or maybe it's the 1560s they put a fort all
the way out in North Carolina and kind of like the colony of Roanoke they
essentially say hey guys I don't know when we're gonna be back so you're just
gonna have to survive and we're gonna go from the coastline and build inwards
to try to get to this fort you know what I mean they're gonna try to cut off the
this they're gonna try to cut off this northern edge and the southern edge
and essentially corner off piece mail you know the right the the the southeast
US and eventually connected to Texas but they had some problems with the
Comanchees in Texas so
they kind of abandoned that.
That happens a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this Fort San Juan,
if they were able to connect these,
to connect these trade routes
from the Mississippi River
to the North Carolina coasts
like the Outer Banks and over, they would have
cornered off the entire
Southeast United States. We'd all be speaking Spanish
today. It would be completely different.
But the Cherokee banded
together and raided that fort
in the middle of the night like one of the biggest invasions that we know of that's completely
overlooked in american history and it was the cherokee that pushed the spaniards out of the
southeast united states and destroyed that fort had that not ever happened shout out to the
charity shout out to the cherokee had that not ever happened history could look totally
different right now and man there's all kinds of stories of this of of the 1500s europeans are
out exploring North America and trying to conquer it.
It's just, and all of these things had to happen exactly the way that they did for American history to turn out the way that it did.
It's just, it's an incredible history, dude.
I also talk about it all the time, the exponential bias with which we view history.
And what I mean by that is when we look at what we might put, quote unquote, modern history and talk about like post-World War II,
We have generations that are still alive.
So we look at like the people that were growing up in the 40s and 50s is they're the oldest people in our society.
That was so long ago, right?
But it's not that long ago.
The farther back we go, though, we start to squeeze together time.
Meaning by the time we get to thinking about the 1700s, someone who lived in 1725 seems almost the same as someone who lived in 1765.
Whereas today, when we look at it, someone who lived in 1965 and someone who lived in 2005, too,
very different people but then when you get all the way back to like zero year zero or 50 AD or
100 AD we talk about people that lived in 50 AD and 375 AD is like the same thing and they're
fucking 12 generations apart yeah yeah yeah you know what I mean the culture is so different so
we look at time through this weird sphere based on our our current perspective of it and so we
ignore as you said a lot of that like that's like almost 200 years of history basically
before you even have a revolutionary war yeah that's almost the length of our current existence as a
country yeah yeah yeah wild when it's it's it's it's it's like um yeah it's like uh the the recipe
all of the ingredients are coming together for what the world society is going to become today and it gets
looked over i remember um growing up you know you get the basic american history that's why i say
most of the time we start colonial colonial history you open up you know american textbook in high school
and it starts with the Boston Tea Party.
There's nothing before that, you know, not really.
I mean, maybe there is something there.
They put like the Stamp Act in there.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's kind of where it begins, you know,
in those years leading up to the kicking off, you know,
the Declaration of Independence.
And what's funny is you might get something about Columbus in there as well.
And it's like, it's like, I don't know if most people,
we all have Columbus in the back of our head,
1492 sails the ocean blue he discovered the he discovered the america's boom american revolution
you know what i mean you almost like you almost like don't even perceive the fact that there's so
many i mean it's almost 300 years of difference in in there and it's like we just skip directly over
that i think it's so true i used that saying i was talking with mark yesterday about that i shouted
you out i was like it was like julian he words it so well that further you go back in time
uh we start like compacting it together almost like almost like almost
like we're minimizing the files and just in just clumping them all in because we we're just so far
removed from it that we minimize the significance of those periods of time we can't have that
appreciation of what that how different those things look like imagine plucking a person from year
100 and another person from year 200 they wouldn't even know how to have a conversation with each
other yeah you know we just look at everything as like more as well it's just gotten faster with
technology so it's slower back then yeah but people change think about
think about this if you put if you put yourself in a room with another guy that's exactly your age
but in 1925 and you're both standing down the street in new york city you have nothing to relate
to each other nothing in common at all your your perception of new york city every single
facet of the entire city is utterly completely different right and it's like man you think about i guess
I guess this kind of easily gets into like why sometimes I'm just perplexed at how
how vindictive archaeologists and historians can be about their assertations about the ancient world
because I'm like, dude, I don't even know if you could actually dive into and truly appreciate
and understand the mindset of somebody who lived exactly where you do a hundred years ago.
He can't.
Joe might be able to.
He's been writing a play about it.
That's now off Broadway on New York.
shot out Sacco and Benzetti
the famous case from 19 you know
the late 1910s into 1920s
yeah
you'd be able to have a conversation
with someone back then
yeah I think so
I think I could I could match up
with their transatlantic accent
is that really a fake thing
this transatlantic accent
like was it something that was only put on
from movies and radio
it was like something it was it was an accent
that they tried to force right to sound
aristocratic or sound smart you want to do it for people Joe you're coming in the
morning and we're going to play and we're going to have a couple of cheeseburgers with some
cigarettes on our cheeseburgers we're going to put cigarettes on everything because that's what we
love here we love cigarettes that's awesome yeah he's like spot nice job dude you can do it no this
love that this is like he's a stud okay so is that accent it was actually artificial though right
yes americans tried to make it work but it didn't yeah and in for like you said it was to
it was supposed to give an air of uh aristocracy and you know
just make you sound smarter and more sophisticated and especially for like showbiz there's a lot a lot of
those guys sounded really stupid with their actually regular voices did they actually take it on though
meaning like people put it on so much that they used it absolutely right yeah yeah like you look at
if you look over in in england and high society there's the the the accent of the kings right
they speak differently yeah yeah and they actually taught
they actually talk like that because yeah they do it's worse it's the worst it's pretty gay but
you know anyway we it's it's not it's not as gay as uh as the way that uh so like when you go around
when you go around the latin american world and you hear people speak spanish it sounds cool it's masculine
it's romantic and you go to spain and they all speak with uh with the with the uh with the
with the lift come what style do you know why this happened it was because one
of the spanish kings had a had a lisp and he was very embarrassed by it and he made it trendy
yeah yeah so it became a trend if you wanted to seem uppity in high society you would speak
spanish with with a lisp and that's now why i think it's castilian spanish i think that's what
it sounds right um yeah it sounds very gay yeah mexicans sound a lot better oh it's so much
better it's like it's it's it's it's gangster it's romantic it's it can be masculine it can be very
feminine but like spain spanish is just like that king really did them all dirty you know
bartholona yeah yeah that's what it is i didn't know that baby barthelona that's right yeah
god damn it all those hapsburgs and breads fucking it up for everyone terrible terrible god bless
america spain i guess but anyway so we we got on this tangent talking about the olmex though
so let's let's wrap that up we went through the heads and how that
can't even be moved, but what, what years again were they existing?
So, so the Olmex, uh, the only, this is the craziest conversation you and I have
ever had. No, it's great. Yeah, I'm, I'm loving it. Uh, so the, so the Omex, they appear in
the Coets, Calcos River of, uh, central Mexico, around the year 1800 BC. And they start
with San Lorenzo, Tenoche, Teland. They're erecting these huge heads, like from the very
beginning of time and there's no
developmental period they just
in the way that they in the way that people often say
that the Egyptians are just building
the pyramids at the beginning of time
it's even more
so true with the Olmex
with the pyramids there's a
there's a short developmental period
it just it's on like a ten time scale
it goes goes shh like they very
quickly go from building
you know large temples
and mastabotumes to boom
pyramids and but
with the Olmex, it literally begins with these giant heads and these huge altars and these other
large monuments.
There's so many monuments there that I don't think most people have ever even seen or heard of
before.
So for an unknown reason, San Lorenzo Tenochtitlan collapses or becomes abandoned or the
population gets smaller.
It may actually be a result of, oh, what's it called?
Like when you're so successful that it hurts you.
I forget what the phrase for that is, but that Olmex society is just, is just exploding, and they don't have enough land at San Lorenzo to No Steylon to sustain these people.
So they leave and they, they, the hub of Olmex society essentially moves to this place called Leventa.
Leventa is essentially just a duplicate of San Lorenzo.
Now, what year are we in when they do that?
Now we're at about, we're at about a thousand to five hundred.
So, you know, I say a duplicate, obviously there must have been so many.
any nuances and discrepancies between these eras. But now we're at Leventa. And we have more
heads, but we also have more unique and different monuments at Levinta. This is actually
where we get the, it's actually where we get when I was talking to you about the Lost City of the
snake god, that book I want to write. This is actually where the first depiction of the feathered
serpent, Ketzelkoak, comes from the Olmec world, actually. Most people don't realize that.
Yeah, but it's undoubtedly.
And if you were to look this up, you could look up a monument,
is it monument 19 or maybe it's monument 13?
Yeah.
But, well, Monument 13 might be the traveler,
but I think Monument 19 is the feathered serpent.
So think about this.
When I'm going to show you this, dude,
this is the beginning of ancient Mexico.
And they're able to carve artwork into, into,
this basalt is as hard as,
granite by the way okay there's no formative period that we have an archaeological record of that leads up
to this but they have this kind of aesthetic this art style carved into the hardest stone available
in their natural environment a stone that can sometimes be as hard as granite and the artwork looks
like this at the beginning of time at the beginning of time this is so ancient that when the
Aztecs migrated down into Mexico and invaded Mexico 3,000 years later, they perhaps did not
even know who the Olmex were or even knew that the Olmex ever existed at all. This is how ancient
this is. This happened from the very, very beginning of time. So then you have Leventa and eventually
Omex civilization begins slowly collapsing as it's kind of like Egypt. Egypt arises. They have this,
it's like this first primordial sea of darkness like neolithic prehistoric people and then this
spark of consciousness right it's like that's that's egypt and the egypt rises up and as egypt rises
it pulls everyone up else around them right like that that influence of civilization influences everyone
else and everyone else rises and over the course of several thousand years these people become
as powerful as egypt and egypt's level kind of in the hierarchy kind of kind of falls down
The same thing happens with the Olmex.
The Maya start rising alongside the Olmex.
And the Maya are, or the Olmex are trading with the Maya back and forth.
And so as everyone starts to rise around the Olmex, the Olmex essentially fall, collapse,
everything that made the Olmex unique, rich and successful, like their ability to fish
and their ability to farm and sell maize crops, everyone else learned how to do this as well.
And so their importance essentially, yeah, their importance diminishes.
and then they just dissolve into the rest of the Mesoamerican world.
And then you have the Maya rising, the Zapotex rising.
Then you have Veracruz culture, which is the same bloodline as the Olmec people,
but they're never as influential.
And then over in the Mexican Valley, you have like the bubbling of Teotihuacan,
of what will eventually be this great empire that tries to influence the Maya world,
and then the Olmex just disappear.
And that's probably 500 to 200 BC, and we never see the Olmex again.
Yeah. Whoa. Way back. Oh, way, way back. So how long total you think they existed?
Earliest evidence is probably 2000 BC. Whoa. So this is a borderline 2,000-year-old civilization. And yet they had been gone for over 2,000 years.
Yes, yeah, yeah. So they existed for about, I mean, well, they definitely exist long before we have an archaeological record of them, right? Like, that's kind of accepted everywhere that.
every civilization that we know of probably existed long before we have a record of them right
but at least by about 2000 2000 BC is a safe bet and then by 1800 BC they're really starting to get
going by 1500 BC full-blown civilization by a thousand even twice as big and then by 500 they're
diminished and by zero they're gone they've just disappeared and and kind of been absorbed and
dissolved into everything else around them and then as it's like as soon as they fall the
maya rise and this is why a lot of people think the Maya are the direct descendants of the
olmex but they're they're not and what's funny how do we know that we have DNA proof of that
um no i don't i don't know if if DNA proof or not um but you you don't need DNA proof
uh so what's funny is i was with a group of my buddies and we're in my backyard just
sitting in the backyard having a good time smoking
a joint and talking about the Maya and the Olmex and caverns you look bad ass smoking a joint and yeah
I just I love I never do it like for stupid fun I always do it and then sit down and talk about
ancient history because I feel like I'm going to get something from it sure enough I had this
realization why the old why the Maya and the Olmex are distinctly different from each other and
why the Maya and why the you know the omics are often called the mother culture of ancient
Mexico. In some ways, that's kind of true, but, but they often think that the Maya are the
direct descendants, but, but they're not. They're, they're completely different, but the Maya were
influenced and helped by the Olmex. So, people have often wondered why Maya civilization begins
in the middle of the Patent jungle in Guatemala. It's the most, like, it's the worst place that
you could begin a civilization. It's kind of like, it's kind of like being in the middle of the
Amazon, right? Except it's even worse in the middle of Guatemala because there's not a major
river next to you. The only thing you have are freshwater reservoirs, like swamps that are
infested by these huge crocodiles and everything. So I'm trying to think of like the psychology
behind why do people live there in the first place. Okay, in early, early prehistoric times,
let's go back like 5,000 BC. You already have people living in Mexico and what will become
Mesoamerica, prehistoric Mesoamerica. And probably the prime real estate, if this is
pre-agriculture, pre-farming maize, probably the prime real estate is along the coastlines
because you can sail out, you can go fishing, you can catch fish. I mean, that's just,
that seems to be the obvious real estate. It also must be incredibly violent, right? And so just like
the Comanches who get beat up in, you know, early pre-Columbian times and they get pushed into
the Great Plains and a place with the worst real estate, probably there was a group of just
Maya people who were very unequipped for warfare to be able to survive on the coastline.
So they retreat into what is the worst real estate in all of Mesoamerica, which is in the
center of the Patin jungle where you have no freshwater running rivers.
All you have is reservoirs and like the water table.
So you dig this huge artificial lake and then the water seeps up out of the ground and that's
your water, which wasn't really that healthy and it kind of causes problems, maybe a thousand
years later or so no more maybe like two thousand years later but um for a long time was a mystery
why did maya civilization start in the middle of the peten jungle in guatemala in the worst place
there are so many other places it could have began and i just i realized it this this one night
when we were talking about it the olmecs were so wealthy or let's let's go to about 1500 bcc
the olmecs are so wealthy that they're commissioning basalt to be brought in from the sierra de la tutucia
mountains to their northwest but that wasn't olmec land necessarily there were there was a different
culture that was living there and that was coring the stone and moving it for them okay they were
also getting serpentine and jade serpentine and jade is not native to the olmec realm it comes from
somewhere in the maya realm and so they were trading with the maya people to get this jade
for a long time nobody ever knew where the jade and the serpentine was coming from because quarries are
really hard to find especially in the jungle it's like this big crater in the ground but then over
thousands of years it gets filled in with jungle and vegetation and then it just becomes this little
looks like a hill right there looks like a it looks like two hills and that's it you can't even
perceive it anymore and so in the in the late 1900s there were these expeditions that went out and there
There's a book written called Stone of Kings, and they went looking for the serpentine
and jade quarries.
And sure enough, they come from the center of the Patent jungle.
That's where they were at.
And I haven't seen many Maya archaeologists expand much more on this other than saying,
hey, this is where the jade quarries were, that the Maya were getting their jade.
But they've never connected it to the Olmex.
But I'm like, the jade and serpentine is coming from the center of the petend jude.
jungle. This wasn't started because the Maya were mining it to give it to themselves. They started
it probably because the Olmecs were looking for it, found, they liked these valuable green stones,
and sought it out and sent expeditions into the Maya world, into the farthest deepest depths of
the jungle where the poorest Maya people that were afraid of everyone else were living in the middle
of the jungle and said, you guys have access to this, mine this for us and give it back.
to us. And so from the center of the jungle, probably, you know, like just the bitches of the Maya
world that got pushed away from the coastlines did not realize that they were sitting on top
of an on top of an endless quarry of valuable green stone that the Olmecs wanted. So probably
the Olmecs are trading with these people. And just like Kawakon made the Aztecs filthy rich,
the Olmex made the Maya in the center of the jungle filthy rich. So these people that were pushed
away from the coastlines and forced to live in the center of the jungle,
we're actually sitting on top of the jackpot and that's why the major origin the fertile crescent
of the Maya world emerges from the center of the jungle in the least hospitable place that they
could have possibly been living because and that's exactly why so it was the Olmex fueling the Maya
and then the Maya emerge at a place called El Mirador in a two like evolution in a weird
fucked up way it's weird right yeah I've never seen the Maya archaeologists like
acknowledge this or talk about this before um
And what's crazy is this happens between 1,000 BC and 200 BC.
And so the two pyramids at El Mirador are called Ladanta and El Tigray.
And it's the two largest pyramids that the Maya will ever construct.
They will never, ever build pyramids larger than the first two that they made.
It'll never be...
It's just like in Egypt.
The original pyramids are the biggest and baddest.
It's the same thing in the Maya works.
Because that's when the aliens were there.
That's when the aliens were there.
And so, yeah, it's fascinating, man.
And the pyramid at El Mirador is so large to give you just an idea of...
That one on the right side, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it's large.
So that's the pyramid of El Mirador superimposed on top of the city of Tikal.
So the pyramid of El Mirador is the size of the city of Tikal.
Look at the trees in comparison to that.
Oh, it's insane.
It's absolutely insane.
Here's an idea of how big the pyramid at El Mirador is, La Danta.
Indel Tigray. I walked all the way up the pyramid. It's a daunting walk. I'm completely exhausted.
The Guatemalan jungle just zaps your strength. You know from the Amazon. Like you just sweat like
crazy. You can't drink enough water to stay hydrated. It's just, it's just insane, you know.
So we spent some time up there taking some photos. We eat some lunch on top of the pyramid,
take some photos of the jungle. It's super cool. Like it's the only place I've ever been where I look
off to every single horizon and it's nothing but jungle. It's the only place I've ever been.
been like this. You're just eating Taco Bell on top of this pyramid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I was
eating an uncrustable, actually. Two uncrustables and some Oreos and a Fanta. You have to
have Fanta in Latin America. Fucking Magdalas is like Brandon bitch. Yeah. And so we walk back
down the pyramid. I'm having a conversation with some of the people that are with me. And, you know,
we walk steps. There are these, on some of them, there are wooden staircases that are built up to
help, because they don't want you walking on the stone. And I mean, keep in mind, this is the middle
of the jungle that they built these wooden staircases on the side. It's crazy. And so we walk down, down,
down, down, down, down, down. One level, walk across down, down, down, down, down, down. Another level
walk across down, down, down, down, down. We get to the bottom of the pyramid. I'm walking along
this path for like five minutes or so and having a conversation about El Mirador and how far out
here we are. It's just like, it's just unbelievable. We're here in the middle of that there's another
step down. So I had been walking on the pyramid for five minutes after I thought I was at the
bottom, walking forward on the platform. You almost toppled over. And then I reached the next
descent down to the bottom of the pyramid. It's absolutely massive. And what they didn't realize
until just within the last few decades or so is that when you actually get down to the real
bottom of the pyramid, you can walk then for another mile to get to the pyramid across the way
and they directly face each other.
But that path that you're walking on
is actually a platform
that's raised up off the ground
and the entire city,
including both of the pyramids,
sits on top of a man-made platform
in the middle of the jungle.
Oh, it's insane, dude.
It's just...
Actually, if you were ever to come to a place,
to a cool place,
like, you should come to Guatemala
and you and I should just fly in a helicopter
to a mirror door.
Like, it's something that's...
I don't do helicopters,
but I'll definitely go there.
I'll show you a video or something.
Maybe I'll send you the video.
You can put it in.
Yeah, that looks sick.
It's one of those things where you're out there.
And you're kind of like you were saying that when you're in the Amazon, it is bigger than you can comprehend.
It's like a, it's one of the wonders of the world, right?
Like El Mirador, Morgan Freeman, when he went, he thought that El Mirador should be added to one of the wonders of the world.
Because when you're there walking around, that's God saying.
It's God saying.
yeah when you're there walking around it is truly mind-blowing like you're looking at the size of it
and you walk down the bottom platform and you think about this entire city is artificial
they're not they're not using the natural terrain because the jungle is flat everything there
is raised up off of the ground it's mind-blowing dude and you think about okay these guys started
doing this in the middle of the jungle around 800 bc it's inconceasing
It's completely inconceivable.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
And like you said, when you go out to these places, obviously I haven't been to Guatemala.
Yeah.
But I've been in the middle of the Amazon struggle.
It's different, but similar kind of vibe.
You're a speck in the middle of this...
You are, man.
...varaciously growing on top of itself ecosystem.
You're just like, with everything we have...
With everything we have now, you can't even get cops out there.
or the army out there there there's no laws imagine it back then yeah there's nothing i mean it's
like and the other thing that the other thing that's crazy is um i realized the distance so being there
it's one of the only times you get to see the ancient world mostly untouched like some of that
city is excavated but there is no maybe there's one or two structures in that entire city that's
completely excavated because there's a camp out there but you have to get there by helicopter so there's
like maybe you have to take a helicopter or you walk for three days to get there yeah i'll do to walk for
three days that's fun that's fun to do and during that three day walk when you camp you're stopping at
other cities that are in the jungle so there's campsites set up at just these cities cities full-on
cities in the middle of jungle you've got to walk basically from one horizon to the next every day
and uh what i've realized when i was out there was that you can actually kind of predict
the proximity. Like if you're looking for a lost city, they're all within, or they're all within
the horizons radius of each other. Like if you're in one city, you can see another city. If you're
standing on top of the pyramid, just scan the horizon and you'll see it, boop. And you keep going
around, you'll see another, boop. And they're all a horizons distance away from each other.
Wow. That has to be strategic. It has to be like, so you can do smoke signals or you can do fires
military bases and you can you can you can yeah you can send signals to each other so it has to be this
interconnected web of cities actually in the Inca world I was surprised to find when I was there last month
it's exactly the same you can find this is so cool okay so Machu Picchu uh I mean you've seen
Machu Picchu it's sitting up on top of this spine of this mountain side and flew over that
yeah you what yeah I had to fly from
when I felt was
but when I was flying to see Paul inland
I flew over
those mountains and everything
so I've been there but yeah yeah yeah yeah seen it
it's amazing dude
it's just one of those places you got to go to
and so I'm sitting there
and I'm talking to this there's a young
archaeologist who's
maybe like my age
or so and I was asking him I was like
I was like okay so on these other mountain sides
that are nearest because you know it's this steep
mountain and then the other mountains come up
It's just like this out in the eddies.
It's crazy with rivers running through it.
And I say, okay, on this mountain next to us,
is there anything over there?
Have they ever found any ruins over there?
They're like, oh, yeah, yeah.
There's some vestiges over there.
And I was like, vestiges.
What do you mean?
And he was like, I don't know.
They're like forts, like lookout points.
And then I was like,
do you think that they were sending fire signals back and forth,
like throughout the mountains?
Like, do you think that they could bounce fire signals
to try to get messages across?
And the guy was like, the guy was like, well, I mean, they found single buildings on mountain sides before.
And I was like, I was like, so theoretically, if you were to go looking through the jungles that's up on top of these mountains, which is like extremely treacherous, there's a 50% chance you would die trying to go do this.
And I was like, I was like, but do you think that they had vestiges on the mountainsides where if something's happening at Machu Picchu and you needed Kusco to find out rather than having a sprinter or somebody, you know, walking us in a me.
message could you just
like you could
bounce a signal through
through the mountains
to get there
and then the guy was like
well maybe you could
I started looking into it
and this was something
that Hiram Bingham thought
as well
he was finding little things
and so
you're like having a doctor house
moment over here
where he like looks up
like
I got it
oh it's crazy
and so I'm seeing
a similarity here
between the Inca
sending fire signals
and then they must
always have things
within a certain
proximity of each other
to be able to communicate instantly.
I mean, like, that's like communicating at lights.
That's like communicating at cell phone speed
compared to walking, you know, me sending a letter to you.
And so, yeah, there's got to be different.
When I was at El Mirador, that's where the idea happened,
that there must be a pattern of where the cities are built.
And you could probably create a web and estimate the proximity.
Like, wherever you're at, if you want to try to find a city,
you could go on a map and draw out.
the horizon from one single area and if you were going to go look for a city you go roughly to
that horizon and follow in a circular path around you just orbit around one city and just keep
following that horizon of your central city and you'll probably come across something that that would
be that's insane i just spilled the sauce for people look at the lost cities but that's actually insane
yeah so they could come up with stuff like this wild man what you know i thought about that a lot
like you know they're really into sacred geometry and they understand like uh gosh dang what's the
ratio was it like uh uh yeah the fibinacci sequence and everything and the ratio like one point
1.018 or what something like that yes they the maya figured this out in their own unique way by
before the vinci so this is the maya doing it yeah oh yeah yeah yeah there were lots of cultures
that figure this out because this is this is the language that permeates reality like even if even if
all of humanity died to, you know, the next, you know, COVID 3.0 or something, and there was just
the Amazonians left, you know, the uncontacted tribes. Those, the descendants of those people
would eventually figure out the Fibonacci sequence. It's, it's just one of these things that
permeates reality. Everyone can discover it if you poke at reality long, like if you stare
into the abyss enough, it'll, you know, it'll, you'll figure out the code to the universe. So the
Maya did it as well.
And the thing I've thought about is, man, there must have been people who were just as intelligent, if not vastly more intelligent than Einstein himself.
You know, in the ancient Maya realm who sit around and thought about their natural world on a level and a certain depth that just, I mean, okay, think about this.
If your whole purpose was to sit out in a garden and think about the world around you.
everyone else just took care of you. You'd come up with a lot of shit. You'd be, um, the insights you
would have would be totally insane. Like, uh, I heard somebody talk about this the other day. I think
this is something that's kind of going viral and like self-help Instagram. And this guy was like,
this guy was like, if you want any solution to your problem, you've probably seen this. He said,
if you want any solution to your problem, the secret is to go sit in a room by yourself in peace and
quiet and do nothing for 30 minutes. Also the hardest thing for a man to do. Exactly. He was like,
He was like, he's like, just do that.
Well, my mind, you know, being an ancient historian is I think ancient people were a lot more prone to that.
Just thinking, you know.
Perfect example is, man, growing up in East Texas, dude, we had to rake leaves so much.
Oh, I feel your pain there.
Yes.
I had to grow up doing that.
Unbelievable, dude.
Like, unbelievable.
I was raking.
And we had seven acres, man.
And my dad would just like, my dad would just, I would spend.
I would spend like 24 hours or, you know, at least 10 hours a day on my Saturday and Sunday raking leaves.
And I hated every second of it.
And to help pass the time...
Put on the tarp and take it back somewhere.
Oh, it's horrible.
And to pass the time, I would put my headphones in and like listen to music or, you know, listen to like YouTube videos on my phone or something.
And that helped me pass the time.
Ancient people did not have that luxury.
They're sitting there thinking.
They're white knuckling it.
and thinking. So think about how much more they just thought and existed in their world than we do.
We kind of just ignore our world. There's something to be said for that, though, Luke. Yeah.
We have all these distractions now in our world. Every little thing is one click away. We, you know,
you talk to anyone. They're like, oh, I'm so busy. I say it. You say it, right? But a lot of the
business, especially not to call out people who don't have their own business, but, you know, especially when you're
working for something else right that's not yours like a lot of it has to do with the distractions
to get you away from the annoying toil sometimes of a job that you don't like if you have a job
like that and then you have people like we have a lot of fans of the show who love their job and
you know they're out they're out building things right like i have a lot of fans who are like
carpenters and stuff like that and so you know they get lost and building something for 12 hours
but at least they have a ride along right they have this show and some other shows to kind
to entertain them along the way. But that in and of itself is at least curating content for you
to think about. These people, none of that was even in their lexicon as an option. They didn't have
the temptation of saying, you know what, I think I'm just going to listen to music for 12 hours
today. Or I think I'm just going to go enjoy this thing to kind of get that dopamine hit while I'm doing it.
They had to create their dopamine hit to your point of like, all right, what is happening around me?
Because by the way, I can't even forget Google.
I can't even take out a textbook and figure this shit out.
We haven't written any of this stuff down.
I have to look at it and understand.
And it reminds me of like Paul's team down in the Amazon, JJ and all those guys.
And obviously, they have tech.
They're connected to the real world.
But they grew up in the jungle.
Those motherfuckers can hear a bird from three miles away and not only know what kind of bird it is and how high altitude it is at that time, they know what it's saying and they can talk back to it.
I watched them do it.
That sounds unbelievable.
But like,
I believe it.
Oh,
it's incredible.
And it's because they, like, that's, they lived in it.
Yeah.
They were among it.
They,
they weren't distracted by other things.
Like, trying to explain to JJ, who's like a literal genius, who Elon Musk was,
it was fucking hilarious.
It was absolutely hilarious because there's no concept of that.
And it's like, he knows what Starlink is because he uses that.
Yeah, yeah.
And then, you know, he's like, wow, thanks Elon Musk, if that's who it was, who made it.
like in his world it's just yeah yeah he's out there with nature and so connected and you feel like
when you talk with him about any of this stuff you feel like you're talking to a sense say and you are
yeah i mean he's so i'm talking about pole's guy jj who i mentioned but like you know j j j's the
co-founder of the whole organization down there with paul and is unbelievable but like he's on another
level and and also not for nothing whatever that clarity is that he has that he's developed from
his life of really being in touch with everything around him makes him exude a level of charisma
that i have never been around natural quiet unassuming charisma that strikes your soul
that's how i would describe it like he's next level it's a different kind of human you're interacting
with yeah it's like a in a way you are a European meeting a Native American in a certain way
I don't know is he is he a native guy I mean he must be yeah so so you're meeting you're having a
similar experience right where they have these they have these admirable traits about them that
come about through a much more holistic lifestyle you know just utterly completely
alternate to our reality.
Have you ever noticed, this is something I think about a lot,
is like, my wife and I will talk about
how smart our dog is.
Like, he just...
What kind of dog you have?
Texas Kerr, Blackmouth Kerr.
The same...
So in the movie, Old Yeller,
they don't actually use a blackmouth cur,
but the actual book is written
about the kind of dog that we have.
It's like all-American,
bred by Native Americans,
pre-colonial dog.
really really smart dog and uh just yeah so um but we always talk about like how well he can read body
language and he's aware of every little sound outside of our house he's aware of things that like
i don't perceive you know what i mean and that's because he doesn't have a phone he doesn't watch
tv he doesn't have anything distracting him he lives in his reality and he's just tuned into it and we're
so desensitized and tuned out of our reality we would be just as aware if not if not 10 times more
aware than than a dog might be you know we're just obviously vastly more intelligent but we're able
to like turn off parts of our brains as well and and uh you can just imagine like uncontacted tribes
to live in the amazon or you know like this guy you're talking about he's just perceptive of things
that that's correct none of us are perceptive of it i mean imagine how much of your
brain power is taken up by thinking about the intricacies of like, you know, the YouTube world
and this modern media, this modern media industry that we're kind of climbing our way up
through and you have to be attuned to it and you have to kind of be aware of what's going on
and knowing the things to say and the things you shouldn't say and the things you just stay
away from. It's like, well, that's just akin to surviving in the Amazon, but our Amazon is
this thing. That's right. But it's also kind of dystopian because this isn't what our
biology was meant to be interacting with these fluorescent lights and yeah yeah it doesn't make any
sense but i see i see how easily your body would just just like it adapts to our modern day
environment how it would adapt to that kind of environment being born in it like jj's been there
his whole life he's 50 years old right i was there for the better part of two weeks and one of the
things i did i never took my phone out this was may 2024 it was the first time and over four years
of doing it at the time that I took any time off and I was like I'm doing this the right way
there's no phone coming out I'm just going to live out there and it's a very microscopic example
compared to a guy who lived 50 years out there obviously it's a blink of a moment in time but my
sensory awareness by the end of that trip was turned up just a little bit you yeah not not not
you know it wasn't this like enlightening like unbelievable like oh my god I could
feel everything or not like that but just a little bit where you're you've been
removed for just a long enough time from real society that you get a little bit more in
touch with just nature and mother nature herself and it was a it was a beautiful thing and that's
why i don't care if it's the amazon or whatever there's there's some amazing places around this world
obviously most of which i haven't been to but you know if you can get out and go off the grid a little
bit for a couple weeks and do something like that, I can't recommend that enough. Because
it's, especially in our click, click, click, click world, it's, it's very useful. Yeah. The other thing I
think is euphoric is, you know, so it's been, it's been over a year since I was in a situation
similar to that where I'm really out there in the jungle. I mean, like, I've been out to
Machu Picchu, well, I mean, I was at El Nirador, but I'm talking about for an extended period of time,
days on end, you know. When I went out-outel Amirador, it was a full day, but I came back and
I slept in a hotel that night. And because I study Mesoamerica, there's not a whole lot of
reason. It's not like South America where you can, you need to be out in the jungle for multiple
days at a time because it's so remote. In Mesoamerica, you can kind of dip your toe in and come
right back out. There's really no reason to camp out in the wilderness, right? And so it's mostly
day excursions. But a little over a year ago, I did an expedition.
and Campeche, and man, we were out for days.
Campesche?
Campeche, it's a state in Mexico.
Okay.
And we were out in the Campeche jungles,
and we were sleeping in tents on this little Maya,
this local Maya camp site.
And, man, I can't, I mean, I know you know.
It is so euphoric.
It's like a religious experience.
And also, I think the added element of the danger
of being out there is also especially euphoric.
like you're almost, you're, it's like a trade-off.
It's a thrill.
Yeah, it's a thrill.
And it's a thrill and it's euphoric and it makes you feel very much alive in a way that
you're not usually, I think it's like what video games try to emulate, you know?
Video games try to simulate stakes and that's why people get addicted to it.
And, you know, all it's doing is simulating a bunch of dudes getting together and going off in the jungle and hunting down an animal and killing it.
And it's like, that's a dangerous thing to do.
There's lots of elements, things that could kill you.
But if you can achieve that, do it successfully with your buddies, it's completely euphoric.
And it's like, dude, how unhealthy is it that we don't have that anymore?
Well, we're evolutionarily wired to be drawn to things like that.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's like you're on guard and you're also about that shit.
You know what I mean?
Not to overstate it and be like the dude that just wants to run you and be hard.
i'm saying like it's a cool experience knowing yeah that there's the unknown little traps of
nature out there that you know respectfully we ain't getting here in new york yeah yeah yeah
it's really cool but yo man i got to get you to your flight and since it's gonna be popping out
here this is a pleasure doing this is pleasure doing it's always great we've done five of these we
did 175 and 176 and i think we did 271 and 272 together but you know your your knowledge is is incredible
It gets better every time.
So I love doing these, and we will do it again soon, my man.
Yes, sir, we will.
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