just a little shady - Addressing the Rumors | Ep. 2
Episode Date: August 18, 2023Addressing the recent rumors about my relationship, diving into the Lana Del Rey “prophecy” that has people believing she has psychic abilities, taking a tour of what artists are currently on tour... and what’s been going on at their most recent shows, sharing our very specific “ick” lists, and ending the episode with our listeners first shady stories of Season 2! Shop our NEW CONCERT COLLECTION merch drop at justalittleshadypodcast.com Today’s episode is sponsored by Seed. Start a new healthy habit today. Visit seed.com/SHADY and use code SHADY to redeem 30% off your first month of Seed's DS-01® Daily Synbiotic. That’s seed.com/SHADY and use code SHADY! Submit your shady story to be featured in a future episode anonymously here: https://forms.gle/VyXLKoDfE8udBBim7 Join our Patreon for ad free content, bonus content & more: https://www.patreon.com/justalittlesh... Subscribe to our youtube channel: / justalittleshadypodcast Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/justalittle... Watch us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR6yk19Q/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello and welcome back to the podcast. We are back in the studio. Finally, we are so happy to be back.
We're also back in the studio and, you know, we started off last episode saying new season,
new us, all this stuff. And I got to be honest with you guys, we are back on our bullshit. We are filming 10 p.m., prepping.
We just were not prepared.
I think, though, we can blame the lasting effects that last weekend or the weekend before, I guess, took a toll on us.
I have not been the same since.
I agree with that. I could have used another B12
in the ass like I think today. I think however money you're able to take like if it's a once
per daily thing you can do. Like we needed that. That's something I've needed the last nine days.
I agree. We specifically know it's been nine days since the day that we really took a hit on our
bodies and we'll discuss that a little more in the bonus content on patreon that we will but
let's recap a little bit of our last day at lala which we only made it to one show, but I think I'm okay with that because it was amazing.
I am as well.
It was perfect.
We saw Miss Lana Del Rey.
An angel.
It was literally, I think, unexpected because I've never seen her perform.
I feel like she doesn't perform that often.
She really doesn't.
I can't remember the last time she was here in Michigan and we had the opportunity to see her.
If I had to bet, if I had to put money on it, I would say maybe 2016 she was here last.
It's so specific.
It just feels like that's the last time life was like, good.
Oh my God, that's honestly tragic.
You're just feeling the vibes on that one.
Okay, well, speaking of, I have to bring this up
because I don't know if you've seen this, but Lana, you know, like all these little scandals
that have been going on, which we will get into that I do, but supposedly in the year that we
shall not name 2020, um, she posted like when everything was going on, she posted a post on Instagram. And it was a lot of words, so I won't read it.
But it started out by calling out other female artists by name.
Oh, perfect.
And now people are saying that Lana could be a psychic
because in the order that Lana wrote their names in her post in 2020,
they have all gotten into scandals one after the other in the past month.
Let's hear it. So starting off, she named Doja Cat,
which we obviously know she's been like turning on her fans,
saying she doesn't want fans.
And she has lost over half a million followers on Instagram in the last month.
I mean, you get what you ask for.
If you say, I don't want fans, bye-bye, go the fans.
Yeah, that's such a weird scenario.
But people are speculating that maybe that has a deeper meaning.
Maybe she's trying to get out of a contract or something.
But so we had that one.
First, Doja Cat.
Then she names Ariana Grande, which we all know she's with SpongeBob now.
Homewrecked SpongeBob's marriage.
It's super unfortunate.
Then she names Camila Cabello, which supposedly, I didn't even really know about this one,
but the internet does what the internet does.
And supposedly she has gotten into like some hot water because she started dating Rosalia's ex but it was only like
30 days in between the split and the new relationship gray area the gray areas they
as they call it and so people are like hey there could have been a little a little crossover there
what's going on then Lana named Cardi B we all all know, had a fan, or I guess not fan, a hater,
throw a drink on her while she was performing.
And then Cardi B just said, okay, and threw her mic at her.
Which, honestly.
You get what you get.
Yeah, that one could be illegal.
But a lot of these were unexpected, i would say i would say so very
unexpected and lana supposedly had a feeling did she happen to name lizzo on there as well no but
if she would have i would have been actually really alarmed like i would have been fully
convinced for halloween we had to get lana to come do our psychic reading that
would be incredible i don't know i still want that i mean that'd be just that'd be a dream but
i don't think i don't know if it's like a thing that she admits that oh i have psychic but i think
people are just putting that on her i mean but her performance was pretty mystical very angelic yes so i could see it
well also then if if that's the case and this is all true then kalani nikki minaj and beyonce need
to watch their backs because according to lana they're next on her list of scandals um and speaking of scandals and lala we have to
you know address this because supposedly this happened which it was news to me
um me as well apparently me and evan are splitting up it's crazy what the news audible shock you know
what though i think it's so funny to have something like that written about you
and then like everything I've read even those like scandals I'm like sitting there being like
this could totally just not be true because out of context what was written about me and Evan was
I mean I guess I would say is it was totally spun to into a story basically I don't know if any of you guys have seen but we literally
had like people being like are you guys okay like yeah is everything sorry we weren't tonguing each
other at the club like sorry I don't know what people want but basically an article is written
saying that we're splitting up because we were not by each other and we were with our respective friends at the club no and it was
so funny because looking back like some of the stuff that was written was true like me and you
were absolutely unwell like just so exhausted we were yeah we were not hungover by the way I think
I had drank an only diet coke that day so like yeah I was totally not I was just so
exhausted but I wanted to pull through for our friends who wanted to go out so we went and we
were there I mean like physically we were there mentally we were halfway there no mentally I was
like yeah it was hands up in the air Externally, I probably didn't look too cute.
I probably looked angered.
It was actually the opposite.
It was kind of like the opposite of the saying.
It was like mentally we were there,
but physically if you looked at us from the outside,
we probably didn't look there.
We were in it in our heads, though.
In our heads, we were having a great time.
There was a rave in our head.
We were having a rager in there but on the outside
we weren't doing much yeah so then supposedly this article gets written that we're splitting up
and then like i'm pretty sure even mojo in the morning was talking about it yeah and i'm like
dude it was like i guess i get it but at the same time what do the people want us making up well and here's the thing too you two are not
ones for PDA ever yeah I just so it wasn't like it was one extreme to another I remember when we
went to the Justin Bieber concert Evan like put his arm around you and he was like I put my arm
around her in person like he was so proud yeah I I feel like even when we got engaged it was like we kissed in the moment
and then it was like okay ew like people saw that people saw us do that actually you're right I feel
like that was the first time I may have ever seen y'all kiss like I feel like everyone's so dramatic
about it like I remember my sister be like oh my god you guys kiss I've never seen you kiss because
you two are just very like i private people when it
comes to pda which is totally fine i just don't i i have nothing to prove right we like each other
clearly you do to some people this is not okay yeah apparently we're splitting the fuck up
apparently so that's what's been going on over the break we were just splitting up the drum but
no i feel like we also just miss so much specifically with music actually because so
many people are touring right now everyone's on tour like what's going on it's just the thing to
do right now yeah it's summer yeah i guess you're gonna do yeah i guess you're right well we talked
a lot about the heiress tour and we have to bring this up because we missed that one. Well, we missed a few things with it, but try to prove that they don't have beef anymore?
Right.
And they're good.
So she wanted to be like, oh, I'm at the thing.
But it almost made it worse because she wasn't in like the Taylor's friends area, like the
friends and family area.
People are really having a field day with it, which I understand the jokes are fun.
But for everyone that's like, oh, she waited in the queue with all
of us or paid an outrageous amount for like a ticket herself. Like you don't think that she
had an assistant or someone do that for her. I'm sorry. Yeah. Let the jokes be jokes, but
she didn't do that herself. It still is kind of just like, what were you trying to do? And then people even were more bothered, I think, by it because she was trying so hard
to show that she was there, that she, on the friendship bracelets that everyone exchanges,
put her own name.
So like people would go home and be like, Carly was there.
I can prove it.
It's like, I mean, come on, if you're going're gonna do that at least like do a better one and then
people would have still naturally said like oh carla claus gave me this yeah fun inside joke
bracelet funny but I guess I guess it's not funny because people who go to raves supposedly have their own version of oh my gosh candy candy and so on tiktok i saw
like all these people being so upset like the swifties stole candy and changed the name no they
didn't right okay candy may have been around i'm on one today i I swear. I'm just annoyed. Candy obviously been around for raves for as long as time.
Whenever the first rave beat, rhythm dropped.
However, did you not have like friendship breaking,
like bracelet making kits when you were five years old?
Like it's fine.
Let people have their friendship bracelets
and you don't need to gatekeep your candy. And I don't think it's very let people have their friendship bracelets and you don't need to gatekeep your
candy and I don't think it's very rave of you to be trying to exclude others from the fun
yeah I mean a lot of people also were defending it being like who cares like if people want to use
that like let them do it's like a community thing it's supposed to be inclusive like who cares
if people are doing it yeah I thought it was kind of funny though um do you remember though that just
reminded me specifically every time we went on an airplane when we were younger we would make those
bracelets that you like tied together that were like not the rubber band ones although those
were yes they were but i'm talking
about the ones where you like interlapped the yes i know exactly what you're talking about it was
kind of like little plastic cords and yes like intertwined i didn't know how to make them into
bracelets i could only make key chains with them do you know what i mean because they would have
that little clasp at the end of them and then you would like almost weave them together yes you could time together i
didn't know how oh i know well i specifically remember every time we went on airplanes we
would be like it's a fun activity yeah people have been making bracelets for
as long as anyone can remember it's not just a specific thing to concert i do think it's a cool idea though you when you went
to the thing didn't you trade bracelets i did trade bracelets i didn't make as many as i wanted
to i made a few a few girls in line what did yours say mine were all like fearless detroit version
eras tour best day ever and they were all i went as like fearless was like the album that i was
trying to embody yes it was very last minute of me um so those were all my bracelets and then i
made a few that i traded um and some girls just gave me theirs in line and i got some good ones
like i got one that said john mayer sucks and i other people wanted to trade with me.
And I was like, I really wanna keep this one though.
But the cutest thing happened when I was in my seat
and I had so much fun at the heirs tour.
I started to get a little bit of anxiety
and have almost like an anxiety attack
when I was in the concourse
because there was just so many people
and it was just like so much hype
around having the best time ever my mom
calmed me down I was in my seat and I just got this little tap on the shoulder from like this
little girl like she was probably like four or five years old and she was like do you want to
trade friendship bracelets and like they were all way too big for her wrist and like she traded with
me and I just started like crying i like tears of like happiness
like it was the cutest thing ever like it made my night and then i was calm for the rest of the tour
until reputation came on and i said let's fucking go like i don't know what came over me
will i go again on the second leg of the u.s tour maybe maybe not that's crazy give the people who didn't get a go an opportunity i will people
um i'm just salty as i didn't go um also i i guess i have other opportunities and so many people are
on tour and they're also kind of trying to emulate the taylor swift type a little bit here i have
more opinions pretty well rant about that too but the jonas brothers are
touring and honestly i'm not gonna lie i considered i considered it for a minute to go because i was
also like when are they coming here do we know i have no idea i saw them the last time they were
here i just have some questions the first of which being was their five albums one night decided
before or after Taylor announcing her
heirs tour and that's my only question that I will pose at this time continue thank you for your
question um and we will be waiting for answers however in the meantime I also would like to know
what is the meaning of Jimmy Fallon coming out and performing Mr. Brightside bro that's what i'm saying like taylor is like the queen
of special guests at her shows we all saw the 1989 world tour where she brought out special
guests every night they have now had their security guard and jimmy fallon so i don't
really know what they're trying to concoct over there security guard thing though maybe that was
hype yeah if he's not there every night that's a shame because i would lose it if i saw him but the jimmy phelan thing is so like random it's so
but also what was really random which i guess was unexpected um i saw some tiktoks like joe
joe jonas was like hammered on stage trying to perform and it was just like not is that from the new tour i think i mean i just saw
it so i'm assuming yeah it has to be it would have been even more random if it wasn't but he
stays clowning yeah i feel like it's so funny because do you remember i feel like i saw him
when he was with i i swear yes um dnce he was opening for selena gomez we were both at the show same
section not together and we saw each other yeah yes my mom touched joe jonas's arm he ran up and
we were on the aisle and she thought it was the coolest thing ever she was like it was sweaty
oh my god i swear your mom's a fan girl your mom's a jonas bro of course she is um no
that's so funny yeah i didn't know if it was like a recent thing but i i feel like everything they've
been kind of doing is like kind of getting some traction yeah they they go pretty viral on tiktok
i would say they lean into a lot of jokes which i think the tiktok community enjoys um yeah but drake just went viral
for something he did on tour as well um apparently he was trying to fight an audience member did you
see that yeah get after it he was gonna fight some guy because he gave his towel that he wiped
himself with to like a girl fan and some guy tried to take it from her
yeah which like f off man yeah that was not for you i feel like that's just what goes on when you
give stuff to the audience so like you gotta be people kind of like go go a bit wild yeah um but
yeah he was like trying to fight them the security were. We're like, what's going on? He's like, I will send someone up there for you.
And I was like, good for him.
Send somebody up.
Yeah.
Well, also he kind of went viral because Bobby went to his show.
Yes.
I feel like she has just absolutely blown up in the time that we've been gone.
I know.
She's taken the world by storm.
Honestly, though, it is really funny.
I kind of wish that we would have thought of that because it's just like in your natural
instinct to be awkward.
Absolutely.
Not just yours, like mine as well.
Yes, we are so awkward by nature.
If I thought that that was an option, I probably would have really leaned into it.
Like I just it's so genius it is because
you don't have to be nervous because if you don't have a question you can just say something so like
absurd and funny yeah like all your intrusive thoughts yes all your intrusive thoughts i'm
quite jealous of that me too it's so genius um yeah i would i would let bobby interview me just putting that out there oh oh is that yeah
i feel like it'd be so funny because it would be hilarious i also wouldn't be nervous it'd be my
first interview and like if she's gonna say something like random that would be so as nervous
that would be and i could give like an awkward answer back. Yeah, it would be your dream come true, honestly.
It's a dream come true.
I hope she's listening.
Putting that into the universe.
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we way because back to the jonas brothers no back, back to Ariana Grande and her scandal.
Because I, first of all, I never thought I'd be saying Ariana Grande is fucking SpongeBob.
Like, I just don't feel right.
I mean, they are both from Nickelodeon.
I guess.
It's still not right.
It just was something I just would have never seen coming.
Mm hmm.
And I'm not OK with it okay tell me more
um and now apparently Alta is not okay with it they're taking a stand they didn't do it yet
but supposedly Alta is considering removing her REM beauty line because they like don't want to be involved they're thinking about taking a stand
yeah they haven't done it yet but what are they selling chocolates I can't I can't
it's incredible seriously um so yeah that's not gonna end well I'm just a little confused about the whole thing um i really just i just i would have never
seen her getting divorced i guess erin agrande yeah yeah because she said she only wanted to
do it once real bad i mean it's a direct quote and she directly said that to millions of people
multiple times yeah i don't know i like in a sense i feel
bad but then it's like don't wreak havoc on other relationships yeah it's been a lot it's been a bit
of a pattern that's what the people are saying and you have to break a pattern in order to move
forward with life that's also something that somebody's probably said once i think i think it's
like the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different
results yeah that's beautiful that's tough um but we didn't come up with it speaking of not coming
up with stuff of our own the shade um poor girl apparently so it's been kind of known that olivia rodrigo
puts out music and sometimes it sounds like other music yes and it did get her in trouble in the past. Yes. She won't be attending the Heiress tour because of it.
Maybe.
It's so far proven to be true.
But now they're saying her new song sounds like one of,
and honestly, this made me so nostalgic.
I started looking up.
I just went down a rabbit hole.
But supposedly her new song sounds like the shoes oh my god shoes and it kind of looks like the video
as well it does i feel like we need to insert it because for those who may not know they like
zoom in on the lips at the same time and it's like the same like drop of
it was a video before its time like it was way ahead of its time you know that's the same person
that did the muffins video yes a creative genius and i just really miss those kind of videos i do
as well i feel like we don't get those really anymore no
we we've brought a different type of energy to tiktok um yeah i don't i don't know how to like
summarize that energy but it's different it's not the same that youtube once was like
charlie the unicorn do you remember him so work, I feel, went into the old videos like that.
They were true productions.
Yes, like a full-blown production team worked on Charlie the Unicorn.
It had to have been.
But yeah, and apparently people think she might have copied that.
I feel like it sucks for her because now that the taylor
stuff thing happened and people are like thinking she copies music it's not gonna stop it's gonna
be every song people are gonna people are gonna nitpick her like i feel kind of bad because i
love her same and it's just gonna continue happening someone compared another one of her songs to um miley's song see you again yes yes
yes um the last time i freaked out yes i'm just is that did they compare vampire to that i think so
i love vampire and that's the thing like if they don't care i don't care because like i still like
the song they're bops she's like she gives us and i saw this
on tiktok so i didn't come up with this on my own either um like 2000s bops somebody specifically
on tiktok was like these are the songs people would be what movie was it uh confessions of a
teenage drama queen like these are the songs people would be running around to
in that movie and i soundtracks yes 2000s yes yeah i'm a fan and i don't if if she if she doesn't
get in trouble for it i don't care yeah even if she does get in trouble we're still gonna listen
i'm still gonna listen and i'm still gonna try to see her in concert when she comes back.
No.
You saw her.
Oh yes I did.
Good for you.
See what I did there?
Hilarious.
Okay.
I wanted to bring up something random.
So random.
Because last night honestly I didn't ask for this
but Brittany just decided to send me
a screenshot of her notes with her ics listed out which I didn't ask for so I'm not really sure
and then I was really wondering like why do you keep a list of your own I was honest with my
answer so I don't forget but they're your x how could you
forget because some of them are really niche okay well i'm gonna tell you some of mine and then i'll
share mine with the class i'm not yours are like so specific i feel and mine are like not specific
and i kind of came up with them like at the last second because i wanted to have some see this is
why i have the list your list would be longer and more niche if you too kept a list what makes an ick an ick
is that it doesn't like happen that often it is such a specific moment in time that you can't
really recapture when the ick hits you that's why i have to write it down so i don't lose sight
of that moment and if that moment in time ever reoccurs, you know that you're icked.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I'm just going to share mine.
Let's hear.
When people are walking and then they have to do like a light jog to get out of the way,
I can't.
Like, just, it's okay.
Just walk. Like, the person's not actually going to hit you.
Right.
But I do it too.
When people shape-
This one got me when I saw it.
When people shape their mouth like a butthole
to put on chapstick.
That's just like-
Like you know what I'm talking about.
Yes.
It's like, no, it's like, it's like not.
I hope that goes, zooms in on your lips.
It's mostly like, I feel like guys, a lot of guys do it.
Oh my gosh, they do.
And then they like hold the chapstick really weird.
Yes, like they don't.
Like a crayon.
Yeah, like a kindergartner colors with their crayons.
No one taught them how to put on chapstick appropriately.
That's sad. but yeah that's
an ick for me and i think this is gonna be my last one oh okay when people visibly chew gum
like if i can tell you have a piece of gum in your mouth like a horse no just at all if i can tell
you have one just from looking at you you're chewing it too much it's too much yeah it's not the point of gum it's an ick you're gonna be floored by mine because i didn't even send you
like that was half what you saw yesterday i'm scared some of these were already previously
on my tiktok but i will rapid fire through these these are my icks they are my icks i understand
that some of them may not be categorized as your ick or what you consider to be an ick. So here we go.
When people post to social media and say, social media, do your thing because they want to get
someone in trouble or something like calm down. Um, when people say don't walk, run to,
I don't like that. I'm not running anywhere. Like don't walk, run to, I don't like that. I'm not running anywhere.
Like don't walk, run to target.
Like it's, it's an expression.
I don't like it.
I mean, literally.
I understand.
I'm not running.
When people say, this is another one on that same note.
When people say stop scrolling, anytime I've ever heard that I've immediately scrolled.
Um, when people do add a video and add no value to it like it'll be an informational video on one side and somebody will just be like
pointing at it and like feeling it in their soul I see a lot of those but I fall for them
I don't I will and this is in the notes of my ick um I will go to the original video I'll like the
informational original video whether like
i fully like would have liked that video if i saw it on my own or not so you're just and then go
back yeah because i'm like that person should be getting the credit for this not the person that
just thought they duetted and be like remind me to bring up another thing you're super petty about
okay i'm petty about a lot of things so this should be fun um when people say oh this one
hi i'm a 2024 bride like they're graduating school or something don't like it that's some bride talk
um which i sometimes in mind um when people oh this one i feel like you would agree with this
one when people are walking somewhere and someone's walking towards you and you say like hi
and they respond with a how are you or some kind of question that clearly nobody has time to answer because you're
both still walking i feel like you're not listing x you're listing i prefaced with that pet peeves
because i agree like that shit pisses me off but at the same time it's not this one's a little more icky okay when people think that
the topic of like pineapple on the p like pineapple on pizza is funny or groundbreaking conversation
just like when people are like is a hot dog a sandwich they think it's like so funny to talk
about don't like it again i would say that's a pet peeve in the moment if you're looking for a topic of conversation
and somebody said you liked it's gotta be thought it was like hilarious it's gotta be that specific
moment that the person brings up the topic that's the ick well then these ones won't count at all
the song mr bright side and sweet carolina no an ick has got to be something somebody an action somebody does
the name benjamin not an ick it's not when people refer to your thong as a whale tail
um specifically i've only heard once from your mother um dixie highway especially when mentioned
on the radio don't like it um when people don't understand my use of the
word drama britney the term kitty corner stores that only sell light fixtures and finally people
dressing up as the disney channel games for the jonas brothers Oh, and I thought of another one. Go ahead.
Specifically the workers I encountered at Jimmy John's today.
No, so that was what I was going to bring up.
First of all, let's talk about it because-
I need to re-say this though.
An ick is an action that one does in a moment in time
that makes you go like, ugh.
Like if somebody takes a sip of Coke and goes like every time that's an
ick that was a personal attack on me but do you do that every time sometimes okay but i mean like
if that's like part of their personality that's an it's a part of my shtick it's got to be an
action so not one perform a store that only sells light fixtures like that is not the name benjamin
that is just suspicious no but what did you want to say about my jimmy jobs encounter how petty you
are i am literally the pettiest person i know i realized you were petty before and i can't remember
the specific instance but something happened and you wrote a fucking yelp review and i was like you
are a karen right And, but it takes a
lot for me to get angry. I don't know if that's true. And so today I didn't get our normal
Chipotle order. So we could, so we couldn't, we went our separate ways with dinner. And so she's
like, oh yeah, I'm going to stop and get food, like a sub. So she goes to uh jimmy john's and they're like about to close in
an hour in an hour i was there at 509 and they closed at 6 p.m and i walked in and i saw like
the mop was out and i walked in i was almost confused i thought that they were already they
were already closed i was like oh my gosh i'm so sorry like are y'all already closed and they said no we close in 30 minutes and then i was like oh okay cool um and
then the guy proceeds to tell me he's like but since we close in 30 minutes he's like i'm not
cutting any tomatoes for you i'm not cutting any avocados for you we're out of chicken like
continues to like go on list all these he's not going to do
because they close in 30 minutes and mind you i'm like looking at my phone because it's 509 i'm like
what place closes at 5 40 yeah that doesn't make any sense but also minutes 50 minutes and you're
gonna treat so if it was 10 man i got you i understand yeah what it's like to be closing a little bit early, but an hour early, I'm sorry. Fuck off. I hate you. I was just so angry.
It's also like the worst thing too, when it's a food place and you were like so excited about it
and you get in there and they're like, we're closing. And you're like, not yet.
And it wasn't like a sit down restaurant. That actually is a pet peeve of mine, not an ick,
but when restaurants will do that or like, I don't know. I just feel like it's like the worst wasn't like a sit-down restaurant like that actually is a pet peeve of mine not an ick but
when restaurants will do that or like i don't know i just feel like it's like the worst like
if you want to be closed at five just close at five don't say six and then be closing at five
right some people come in right no and i get it takes a while for like if you're in the service
industry to like actually close because there's all these procedures you have to do but a fucking hour fucking if you don't want to cut up the tomatoes
for me sir give me the whole ass tomato i will cut it myself i'm sorry i because like at that
point like you're just gonna they're gonna throw it out anyway give it to you it was frustrating
because i was like i was like okay because i was like leaving work and I like had my whole like plan of I was gonna
go here here here and then be here to record and it really threw me through a loop yeah but I just
know I just and the attitude he had it was and then oh this is what I did to leave I said um
I said oh well then I'm sorry I bothered you and then I like scurried out that's crazy that was
not as groundbreaking as I thought it was gonna be I thought you're gonna be like you and your
tomatoes I wish I would have said that I'm gonna show up tomorrow with like pre-sliced tomatoes
and be like can I have a BLT and I brought my own sliced tomatoes I'm I swear they did not hear the
last of me but no why I knew why I said you're petty because this is the same situation like
it was probably 30 minutes later
and Brittany had already gotten a different meal after that and you come inside and you're like
and I just want you to know I found the place online to file a complaint and I'm filing a
complaint it's still bothering you yes oh my gosh it's gonna drive me nuts for like
at least a week and yeah it was like no I was so mad
when I was on the phone with you too after it happened I was like I will not be silenced on this
calm down Brittany but not yeah I'm still mad somebody will hear from me
all right thank you um moving on I really wanted to talk about this because as a Disney fan, I feel like this probably
hurts you to your core of all this negative press going around about the Snow White remake.
And I don't know if any of you guys have been keeping up with it, but supposedly the actress
who is playing Snow White, like actually hates snow white and why do the movie
man i just that's kind of and that's kind of like the narrative i think that's going around it's
like so many people would have been so happy to play this character and so grateful and then like
you're just being like it's not 1930 anymore like we don't need this character basically
um so we're remaking her into something
she was never before we're not even doing a snow white movie and but we're calling it snow white
like just make another movie honestly it pissed me off so bad though because it was one of those
things like did we all collectively as a society not just learn from barbie like women can want and be anything you can't be like you can't shit on a
woman for wanting love like that is not what barbie taught us like you can you don't have to be
extraordinary to exist like you deserve to exist whether you are extraordinary or ordinary you
deserve to exist fucking barbie just taught us so many lessons she did and i feel like
this is like the opposite of what we all just learned it is and it really grinds my gears when
women put other women down for liking feminine feminine things like pink like blonde hair like
getting your nails done like just because you do all those things does not make
you not an empowered woman and not someone that can be a leader too like you can be both things
at once and you don't need to put someone else down right because they do because they want to
do both those things yes i just it has always bothered me and I just don't like it and that's what I love so much
about the Barbie movie because I feel like it spoke to that message that that was like the
entire message of the movie and it's like now I feel like this is it's like it's like trying to
be that but it's like taking it to an extreme side of like well if you are those original ideas then
you're all you don't deserve to like yes and it's like that's
not true you can be you both and it's sad because i've heard like i don't know so many like firsthand
situations where like this is an actual real problem that happens in society like i know this
girl who with like all her might wanted to be a meteorologist, also blonde, also likes pink, being girly,
and had a girl in her class,
and this has always stuck with me,
had a girl in her class basically told her that like
she's everything wrong with like feminists
and she's like the reason why like feminists
will never like, I don't know, win.
Like basically just like put her the fuck down.
And I'm like, that is awful.
Like that is why, like why can't-
It's like the opposite of the
message exactly yeah that is definitely I mean I hope with like all of the press that this is
getting the negative press that they do kind of reel it in and maybe don't make it completely
different than the original yeah they have time to fix it. They have time. So hopefully they will kind of hear what people are saying and do it.
But I guess we'll find out.
A lot of people are saying that they just might not see it.
And then people are going as far to be like, I'm not going to go see Hunger Games because
the same actress is going to be in the new Hunger Games that's coming out, I think, in
November.
So people are taking it as far to be like, I'm not going to go see that, which I will
still go see that.
I will see both. I'm really excited about both i really want to like both i'm hoping because
there's only been a couple interviews so far i'm hoping there's a turnaround point even if
it is like different i feel like it would have been one thing if it came out and it was different
and like we were just like oh that's like that's unique twist yeah but because it's being hammered as like if it was the original it'd be shit yeah
that's what pissed me off original snow white like that makes me so sad um but hopefully it
is still good in its own right um but that's pretty much it i mean we are both watching this summer I Turn Pretty finale comes out this week I think is it
I cannot with this show like I'm invested in it at this point so like I have to see it through
but I really just can't like this the main character I don't know if you guys are watching
it but the way this girl flip-flops, it is like crazy.
It is like a shady story.
It is like a shady story.
And so I guess we won't ruin it then.
We won't ruin The Summer I Turned Pretty.
If you haven't watched it, watch it.
It's on Amazon Prime.
Are you team, I don't even think we've talked about this.
Are you team Conrad or team Jeremiah?
Jeremiah.
Oh, me too.
Okay. oh me too okay see because i feel like i feel like conrad is like the one that you think you want but you don't really want it's not good for you no and then i feel like
jeremiah was always so like attentive and actually would be good for her so I am team him however I'm not team her like she's pissing me off yeah like but
if you haven't watched it watch it it's on the Amazon Prime um and the finale is about to come
out supposedly according to Brittany um we won't ruin it I guess then but we'll say it is like this
first shady story okay so shady story number one. Years ago, I was totally pretty
unreasonably into a guy and it didn't go that well, but we still went out and made out a couple
of times. Well, this guy has now been my brother-in-law for almost four years. And yes, it
has been freaking awkward at family functions for a while, but now I'm pretty sure he knows he doesn't mean anything to me,
and he hasn't for a much longer time than I've been with his brother.
Many of my friends know, some of them which made a couple of light jokes at the beginning,
but they've always made me feel at ease.
My current boyfriend, who's literally the man of my life,
didn't know at the time, but I told him straight after our first kiss
because I didn't want to hide it from him.
What I don't know is if his brother's girlfriend knows,
and I'll probably never find out.
The family drama.
I know.
In the beginning of this story,
she said she was catching up on our beginnings, how we talked about.
Oh, about how story after story was family,
like family oriented.
Yes.
Which I feel like this isn't too shady because she told him.
Yes.
Not shady.
Like it makes it better.
I think.
And like,
it's like the friends know.
So it's not like a total secret.
Right.
It's not that bad.
Yes. friends know since it's not like a total secret right it's not that bad yes it just seems like something that the group has collectively agreed to let it be a little awkward and it's like fine
right because it's all out there there's not too many secrets except for the brother's girlfriend
but like she could know she could know but it honestly might be better for her if she just
never knows yeah yeah i don't think i
would want to know that this is very much the vibes of the summer i turn pretty that it is
that it is and for that i will give it a six out of ten because i love hearing all of your stories
about kissing brothers i love it um yeah i will say it's like a five out of ten cool shady story number
shady story number two fuck I haven't read one of these in a long time I was hanging out with
a friend at the mall during the school holidays and we got bored so we decided to make a fake
tinder profile and catfish people for some fun to do.
I'm pretty sure it's literally illegal, but whatever.
Ha ha.
We found a model from an Instagram and just took some of her photos,
and we were randomly swiping left and right unmet.
We got to a guy who was 10 plus years older than we had advertised our person to be,
and he was bald, so we decided to match with him because we thought it would be funny. We exchanged messages with this guy for a little while before he asked what car
we drove. Neither of us know a thing about cars but we were catfishing as a minimum wage worker
so the luxury brands that we do know wouldn't make sense as answers anyway. Anyway, we freaked out and Googled middle-class car brands
and Alfa Romeo was one of them.
So we searched for Alfa Romeo car models.
We left this guy in red for a few minutes
just to select a random car from the list
and we told him that.
Turns out the car that we picked
was a vintage from the 1920s
and he called us straight out away.
He called us straight out away?
He called us out for it straight away.
Perfect.
By this point, we knew we'd been lying
so we just blocked him
and deleted the app out of embarrassment.
How embarrassing.
What was wild is like... they couldn't come up with
their like middle class car no that they were like we matched with him because he was bald
and we thought it would be funny that's terrible and also you're at the mall and of all things you
decide to do make a fake tinder profile and catfish people but like i feel like back in
the day catfishing was like such a like funny i don't know like the show was like huge back then
also like imagine going to the mall with your friends and like messing with people i feel like
that was just a vibe but like catfishing yeah i don't know it is a little illegal it hurts people's
feelings if it was like a 10 minute thing but like also i'm terrified for what's
just like i don't know just this whole situation like it's like a silly little prank like just say
a toyota or something like that's what i'm saying i couldn't even pronounce whatever that car was
and they thought that that was a good idea but like what was their major luxury brand i don't
know maybe they're not from the u.s so like maybe oh yeah that could be it but i don't know if
they're not from the u.s they probably would have said mate but they said with the mate straight
away i feel like that's such a yeah that could be it that tripped me up as well um yeah it did
trip you up a little i chimed in um i would say this is like a six out of 10.
Oh, I was going to say a three.
For the catfishing?
I wasn't that amused.
Could have been a problem.
It was illegal activity.
But where I first thought this story was going was like,
they were going to try to catfish someone
and like they were going to actually be at the mall.
Yes, I did think that for a minute too
and then i was even thinking about the car i'm like maybe that'll be the car that like he's
driving i don't know where i thought it was they like saw one in the parking lot yeah there's i
don't know we're coming up with like a plot line for a new movie or something you know that'd be
fun um all right shady story number three i was dating this guy from my hometown a few years after high
school looking back it was very meh but it went on for about three years it ended when i was over
at his house making dinner and saw a facebook message with a girl a year or so younger than me
i came by after work and grabbed all my stuff including the pillow he was sleeping on and
didn't say a thing but that's not even the shady part.
A girl and I became best friends freshman year of high school,
a year or so after the above relationship ended.
She and I got an apartment together about an hour or so from our hometown.
You know the saying that you shouldn't live with your friends?
Well, it did not apply.
It was wonderful living together and we got along and we never had issues.
Fast forward to the month when we got our rent renewal letter.
I was at work and got a text message saying,
did you see blank's Facebook post?
I took to Facebook, and my friend and roommate was at a baseball game and tagged my ex.
I stood on this for a bit trying to think of what to even do,
and then they changed their relationship status to
in a relationship with a starting date five months prior.
This means she had secretly been dating him for months while we were living together.
We went into the office complex to sign the renew of our lease, and I told her then that I was moving out.
It all worked out, though. A couple years later, I met the perfect man, and our wedding is scheduled for this fall.
Their wedding is also scheduled for this fall. I hope you have a much better wedding than they do that is crazy sincerely
for five months she's living with his ex yeah knowing it and not saying anything to her yeah
that's a little wild and just expecting to renew the lesson can lease and continue to live together. Like at that point, if you knew you were in the wrong and with that girl's ex,
wouldn't you be like, this has been fun.
I think I'm going to live somewhere else.
Like try to like get out of it.
Like if you were at the point where you still were trying to keep it a secret,
like wouldn't you just leave?
Yes.
Like that was your out.
I wasn't ready to tell her.
So like just leave.
It's pretty shady.
It's pretty shady. Yeah. I would say this say i can't believe they're getting married yeah i mean they deserve each
other we know nothing about them yeah they deserve each other um i hope your wedding's better
i would say this is like an eight out of 10. Yeah, I agree.
That concludes.
Wow, I feel weird.
Like I forgot how to end an episode.
This is kind of weird. I know.
We haven't done a normal episode.
It feels like it's been like a year.
I know.
It like flew by, but at the same time.
It didn't.
Didn't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that concludes this week's episode.
Continue writing in your shady stories because we got a new form
which will be linked below and it will have the new way to submit your shady stories in there so
keep submitting those and we will see you guys in the next episode bye everyone bye