just a little shady - College Was Weird | Ep. 3
Episode Date: July 29, 2022Revealing how we plan outfits for events, giving our final thoughts on the VS documentary & Stranger Things, explaining “rush tok” & our reasons for joining sororities, getting to the bottom of wh...y I stopped a bus full of people mid route, breaking down the differences/similarities of being on a larger college campus vs smaller campus, and sharing college-themed shady stories from our listeners.Submit your shady story to be featured in a future episode anonymously here: https://forms.gle/wntAePFeWhtfda7u7 Subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/justalittleshadypodcast Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/justalittleshadypodcast/ Watch us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR6yk19Q/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello and welcome back to the Just a Little Shady podcast. I'm your host Haley Jade here with my co-host Brittany Edney and we are excited to get into this third episode.
We're going to be talking about the festival that we brought up last week. We're talking a little bit about college and then we have some shady stories that pertain to the college era. So we will get into those at the end.
But for now, so last week we said we were skipping our What the F segment because we
wanted your guys' recommendations and we were going to Lollapalooza, which is the case.
We are going, but we realized that the way we said it kind of made it seem like
we might be there in this episode that you're watching, but we needed to do that because
in order to read your guys' comments in time for Lollapalooza before we got there,
we needed them on the last episode because this episode will be coming out while we're already there.
So we wouldn't have had time to read the comments if we were in Lollapalooza in this episode.
So that being said, we're not going to skip the what the F this time, but we're also not going to be at the festival yet. We're talking about the festival yet, but we can talk about a little bit about our outfit planning for the festival because that
has been a whole thing it's always a process planning out our outfits I think we start
talking about our Lollapalooza outfits the minute we leave and are coming back home yeah a year in
a year in advance we don't start ordering anything a year in advance, but we do think about it.
We do talk about it.
I feel like every year when Coachella comes around, we're looking to see what trends are
happening, what people are wearing, which is difficult because the vibes of Lala are
very different than the vibes at Coachella.
I love the outfits at Coachella, but a desert versus a festival in the city. It's just not
completely the same, but we've had a really fun time putting together outfits for this year. At
least I know I have. And I feel like we take it up, like take it up a notch every single year with
how crazy we get about it because this year we've started doing mood boards. We, if you guys could see these mood boards that we have. So we have
been, it goes as far as removing backgrounds around the outfits so that it looks as legitimate
put together as it will when we wear it. Absolutely. It's definitely gotten out of control, I would say,
but it's so fun to do. And we've taken, I want to say, five plus weeks planning this time.
There have been various iterations of every outfit that each of us are wearing. Anytime a
sunglasses change, there's a shoe change. I feel like I'm sending you like,
hey, what do you think about this, hey, what do you think about
this? Hey, what do you think about that? And it's funny too, because when we're there,
we do this every year where we'll plan so far in advance. We have literal mood boards. We,
if the necklace changes, that mood board is being updated in real time. But then when we get there, it never goes as planned.
Ever. No, I don't think I've ever worn every outfit that I've planned to a single Lollapalooza
because this will be my fourth or fifth time going. And I always end up wearing like very
random outfits of my, I always bring like backup options and I feel like I always end up wearing
my backup options so I'm never gonna stop planning the backup options because they do come in handy
when it comes time to put our outfits together I think a big part of it too though and maybe this
is just me I don't know but once we get there and we kind of feel out the vibes, you don't want to be looking like you tried way too hard.
Even though we have, we just don't want it to look that way.
It needs to seem seamless.
It needs to seem very just, we casually brought this together.
This is my everyday life. I wear this every day yeah but you want it to be like casual
cool effortless yes but then also a festival outfit somehow too yeah so I think that's also
a little different than Coachella because their people are wearing like the full you know, boots with the fur. Exactly.
Actually, there might have been some of that.
I'm not too sure.
Oh, I'm sure there was.
I feel like that's absolutely like hardcore rave fashion is furry boots.
But then it's also a little,
you can get away with the countryside of things there
because it is the desert.
So I feel they have a little advantage of the range of outfits that go with
the environment trickier with Lala yeah because also when you leave and you want to just frolic
around the city which thankfully we we love doing that so best part yeah you don't want to look too
wild yeah but like you want people to know you were at Lollapalooza.
Yeah.
So we've been planning for a while with our outfits.
So if you don't follow us on Instagram, we will be posting probably quite a few pics of our outfit.
Oh, OTTs.
Yeah.
Hopefully it all works out and all the outfits come together because now at the time of
recording we have about 48 hours to get ourselves together and you know things just never when
they're online and you try them on it just never goes as smoothly i got a pair of cargo pants they
came in yesterday and i was banking on these cargo
pants to work. They are too. I haven't told you this yet. They're too long. They're too big.
I don't know what I'm going to do because I need them to work with one of my tops I'm wearing. So
stay tuned. We're going to, we're going to figure it out. Everything will be okay.
Wait, but that kind of reminds me, did you see the TikTok of getting the buttons from Amazon that you can adjust the pants?
Wait, that's...
I got some.
Can I wear them?
Yes.
I need one.
You can borrow.
Thank you.
Yeah, I don't know if you guys seen that TikTok, but it's...
You add your own button onto the pants and you can make them tighter. And it supposedly looks a lot
more seamless than if you were to add a safety pin or something. Right. Because I've tried. Oh,
I've done that. I have a pair of joggers that are safety, actively safety. Yeah. So and hopefully
less getting stabbed by. Yeah. That's always the tricky part. can borrow that thank you but then also last week
in the episode we talked about what we were watching and I I kind of brought up the Victoria's
Secret docuseries so update update I watched the next episode and it was a little bit more about
the culture in the third episode because I know we talked about the Abercrombie docuseries was a little bit more about the culture in the third episode. Because I know we talked about the Abercrombie docuseries was a lot more about the culture.
Yes.
This one wasn't so much.
The first two episodes were really about like the marketing and PR behind everything.
But the third episode kind of gets into the culture.
And I thought it was more interesting.
It was how the downfall correlated with the culture that was going on at the time.
So when Me Too happened and like body positivity, and I think you might remember this and a
lot of people listening might remember this.
So the guy who was in charge of like PR and marketing for Victoria's Secret had one last
chance to do this interview with Vogue to kind
of change their story and instead of changing the story and kind of admitting they were probably
wrong and they needed to adapt with the times he doubled down I know the exact interview you're talking about because it was appalling to read.
Yeah, it was absurd.
And he was just saying that if they were to follow these movements that were going on,
that's just not a man's fantasy.
It's so awful and that was kind of when they really just started going way down and not being
in and then a lot of the models too because this was a time where they had um
gg bella kendall all these huge names and it they were doing that to try to stay with the times. Stay present, stay relevant. But then
it was kind of to their demise because now they had models that didn't need their name. They had
their own name. So the models could speak out against what they were doing. So a lot of models
that were working for them were actually coming out against what they were promoting and saying,
no, we think they need to change too. So it was kind of to their demise to have these big names,
but they were trying to save themselves with the big names, but it went against,
didn't work for them. Yeah. So I did finish that. And then I actually don't know if it's over.
There might be more episodes, but I think I caught up got it um
and then I finished Stranger Things how was it how was the finale I wouldn't know because
well one I haven't watched it too I don't watch finales yeah you'll never know but um
so at first I finished and I was really pissed why I thought, and maybe this is the case, I don't know. So
I heard multiple things, but the first thing I thought was that they're not doing another season.
That's what I thought. Yeah. And so the way that it ended, I felt like,
no, there's just no way there has to be another season. So I was all upset, but then I found out that they actually are doing another season are they really
I guess I don't I have to look into it because maybe you guys know and can let me know but
I heard that and I was like wait first it was they were not yeah now they might be so
it would make sense to me that there would be another season with the way things ended.
Because I feel like I've heard that this was the last season and that's why it was such a big deal.
But maybe it's they're filming the final season right now.
I don't know.
Maybe that's what it was.
Maybe.
Or maybe we're completely wrong.
Yeah. All it takes what it was. Maybe. Or maybe we're completely wrong. I don't know.
All it takes is a quick Google search.
So if anyone wants to let us know, we'll probably forget by the end of this episode.
But yeah, let us know.
Because I was genuinely affected for a while.
And then the day after, somebody told me that there's another season.
OK.
And I was.
So there's hope.
Yeah.
I was hopeful
yeah your dreams won't be crushed hopefully that's the case and also we've been watching
some tiktok now catching up keeping up with the times and rush talk is back for season two. Season two. I can't tell you the moment the first Rush Talk video graced
or graced me with its presence in my For You page. I was so happy because I lived for Rush Talk last
year. Yeah. So if you guys don't know what Rush Talk is, it is TikToks of girls going through sorority recruitment at college.
And really, I got a lot of the spoof videos, like versions of people mocking the girls
that were doing the original videos.
But basically, it was just them trying on or showing
their recruitment outfits and talking about how it went talking about what kind of conversations
they had right or what how it was going how they were going through the process who they had left
for the sorority options for them.
Yes.
I think that's updates day in, day out,
what was happening, where they were at in the process.
There was that drama that happened too.
Yes.
With the one girl was going to be in the sorority, right? And then because of her gaining all these followers through Rush Talk.
It worked against her.
Yeah, they ended up.
I don't know what happened with that,
but I do know that I have seen TikTok since of girls in sororities
recommending that girls going through,
I was going to say TikTok, going through Rush this year
don't post all of their videos in real
times to try to, you know, ensure that they don't get a ton of attention because sororities don't
necessarily love that kind of attention. That's what I was gathering from this TikTok that I saw
and that they are recommending as people in the sorority that you wait to post your picture or your, not your pictures, but your
videos until after rush is completely over. So you can go through recruitment without the influence
of hundreds of thousands of people watching and getting all that attention. People are obviously
going to give their opinions about the sororities you're choosing or going through rounds with and stuff like that, which
we kind of know a little bit about that. Just a little bit. Because both of us were in sororities
ourselves. Yes, we were. Which is a little shocking for me. To the surprise of nobody,
I was in a sorority. I think anyone could have guessed that if you knew me in high school,
middle school, elementary school, it was very evident
that I would one day be in a sorority. Well, your mom was in a sorority. No, she didn't go to college.
Oh, wait, then what? I thought you were a legacy or something. No, I just knew deep down in my
heart that I was meant to be in a sorority. That's amazing, actually. I mean,
I'm not credible. My mom seems like she should have been in a sorority. Your mom, for sure,
if she was in college, would have been in a sorority. She absolutely would have been. She
would have ran. She would have been president of the sorority. Yeah, no, that's actually funny.
I don't know why I thought that. But yeah that's so funny but no one was shocked when they learned
that Britt joined a sorority but definitely when I was about to I was surprised I was shocked myself
to be honest but it came to the point in college so freshman year was very interesting, to say the least.
So I get to college, huge school, hundreds of thousands of kids.
And, you know, classrooms are 500 plus.
It's insane.
At one time.
And I'm used to being in schools where, like, you know everybody and everybody knows you and no one cares about
anything and I went to this school I had no idea what I was doing didn't have friends in class
because you just it was hard to make friends in such a big class and half the time freshman year
I was late to every class sitting in the back because you couldn't have a car.
If you would have had a car, there was no parking. And I was too scared to take the buses
freshman year. I would have been terrified of the buses. You have to learn the whole system.
It seems very overwhelming, especially coming from, I went to a, not a much smaller school,
but a smaller school in a sense that I could walk from the north, the northernmost part
of campus all the way to the most southern point of campus in less than 15 minutes.
Oh, see, that was my closest class.
That's insane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I was always late.
I was always in the back, not making friends.
And after that, and it was kind of wild because this was a time of yik-yak.
I forgot about yik-yak. I wish I could forget about it. But basically it's, it was like Twitter,
but anonymous. So you could post anything on there. It would be in real time. And it was like Twitter, but anonymous. So you could post anything on there.
It would be in real time.
And it was based on your location.
So if you were in the same area as people, that's the yik-yaks you would get.
And so me, being in class, would be on yik-yak.
And I would just see yik-yaks about me.
That's so bizarre. And I would
get so, I would feel so uncomfortable. Yeah. Because another big thing going to college was
like, you don't have to be ready all the time. Most people wear sweats or hats, don't get ready
for class. And I was a little excited about that because I loved that part of college well
I didn't really get to live in that because I was too nervous people were gonna take photos and I
was gonna look like a gremlin but in high school I was getting up at five in the morning every day
I do remember this fully getting ready you won best dress getting drunk so important um I needed that important things in life yeah
so I was fully ready to give myself some more sleeping time and everything but not only that
then I'm running around campus showing up to class looking frazzled because freshman year was also the year that we had the most snow.
I do remember that.
Record-breaking snowfall. So I didn't get a break when it was cold, still walking through
feet of snow to get to class. Then in the summer, I would ride my bike to class thinking. You did? Yeah. It's so
embarrassing. I could never. I could. Well, I wouldn't know where to park my bike. They had
bike racks, but I would just be too nervous. It was so stressful, to be honest, because
if you rode in the bike lane, you're risking your life.
I'm serious.
Were you really?
People would get hit by buses.
Yes.
So I couldn't do that.
So here I am trying to ride on the sidewalk.
People were actively being hit by buses.
And this wasn't something that they tried to solve for?
No.
So I don't know how often it was happening.
But it happened? But it happened but it happened i know
it happened traumatizing so i would not ride in the bike lane i would ride on the sidewalk smart
dangerous danger zone also risky but mainly for the other pedestrians around shut i may or may not have hit a person or two two i vividly remember one incident but
it was another bike okay because you're trying to get around the humans, but then if there's other bikers, but then if you're turning corners.
And so nobody was hurt, but people were hit.
But I was too.
I was also a victim.
And so, yeah, after that incident, I didn't ride my bike anymore.
But it wasn't saving me time in the end anyways that I
anticipated it would. I would collisions. There were collisions. There were a lot of
obstacles in the way. Bike lane was off limits.
Buses were hitting Mario Kart. Yeah. So it was, it was worse. It was risky. It was risky my life to get to class. Um,
but then, yeah, so I was like, I need to make friends who can drive me to class.
So sophomore year was a lot better with that. I was making friends and I was like, Oh, well,
if you don't have class now, you could just swing me by and drop me off there's nowhere to park so
yeah we we figured that out in the end and sophomore year I did start riding the buses
did you which was very tricky to learn you had to learn all the stops, all the, like where they were going to drop you
off and everything. And so I remember one time going on the bus, I'm running late. I didn't
have time to get ready. I sit on the bus and this kid sits in front of me and starts taking pictures of me. And I was just not in the mood. I was so
angry that day because it was just, I was a frazzled mess. And so also with the bus system,
they do have their route and they do have their stops. but sometimes if the buses were behind, you would have to pull the
thing, like there was like a thing on the top. Like in the movies? Yeah, to get them to stop.
I thought that was like, I don't know, I guess I know that they used to do that, but I didn't
realize that that's still a thing on buses. Yeah, so especially if you're kind of on the
outskirts of the route. So a lot of times they're stopping if people are at the stops or if somebody pulls a thing.
But when you're kind of on the outskirts and you're not actually in the campus where they had to pick people up all around, like outside of the actual campus.
So this kid started taking pictures.
I'm pissed. And so I want to get off the bus.
It was just a bad day. I'm like, I won't make it to class today. I don't care. So I go, are you
serious? And not does it doesn't does not care. So I stand up. I tried pulling the lever, but it
wasn't a time that I could pull it oh okay okay because
there was no stop but I didn't care oh so I go I stand up and at this point no one else on the bus
cared what was going on or minding their own business yeah or really knew what was going on
but I was just so fed up bothered I stand up then I really cause a scene and I go can you stop the bus
and the bus driver like the bus driver didn't know what was going on so they slam on the brake yeah
they were probably really alarmed because they thought something was wrong which it was but like
only in my world so I get off the bus and I'm doing the walk of shame because I
had quite a ways to get back to my apartment. So everyone on the bus probably stared at you.
Everyone on the bus was watching me walk off and watching me walk next to the bus. The kid never
said anything to you? No. It was probably on yik-yik I just didn't check I'm sure yeah I just didn't check but I was so mad and so then
after that riding the bus was not fun and I just never really wanted to do it I would only do it
after that if there were a group of us that were gonna go take it somewhere yeah because sometimes
we would take it to like the other cafeterias or whatever if there were things going on
but other than that I'm like I'm not taking it to class no I wouldnias or whatever if there were things going on but other than that
I'm like I'm not taking it to class no I wouldn't I mean I never had to deal with that we didn't
have a bus system at our college because it was so tiny but I did have issues where I don't know
I just would have bad days wouldn't know what was going on and I remember vividly going to class
one day thinking I was late but it was one of
those weeks where I don't know I feel like I go through this often like still this day where I'm
like I'm going to put my best foot forward this week you know I'm going to make a change in my
life and I sat front row in like the dead center of the room and I had my laptop out like colored pens and whatnot to
like take notes with I was felt feeling so prepared and in walks our professor and I'm like that's
weird I didn't know we had a sub today but I mean I guess cool we don't really ever have subs in
college starts talking and I it starts to dawn on me that this was not my class this was not my professor
I knew nobody around me I start looking around I'm like no one looks familiar here
and I didn't know what to do so I just I just shut my laptop gathered my things packed up and I'm
right in the front and center so it's not like normally I would sit like to the side or in the back where you could kind of like scoot out everyone saw and the professor
was like where are you headed because I mean it's normal to go to the bathroom or something but I
was actively packing up everything as if it was time to go and I was like I'm in the wrong class
and then I just like scurried out and I was so thatified. No that definitely that happened to me. Did it? Yeah freshman year
when you don't know what building is what building and there were so many buildings at our school so
I'm sure I ended up in wrong buildings wrong rooms but I feel like professors are a little bit
more laxed and super relaxed. But also, they're all trying to be funny, too.
Oh, yeah.
It's like their opportunity to be like a stand-up comedian.
Oh, and I'm not going to lie.
I had some really good professors that were hilarious.
But when situations like that would happen,
because I was a victim of that as well,
where you go to the wrong class
and you have to pack up in front of everybody and walk out.
They would always say things like, where are you going?
Yes.
Oh, wrong class or like totally call you out in front of everyone.
I don't need this.
Yeah, but no, that's definitely happened to me.
And a fair share of other humans in front of me
where I've seen
them have to do the same thing and you just feel for them instantly absolutely oh man poor thing
um but yeah I think that's pretty much it I mean for our college our own college experiences but
we have some college shady stories.
So we looked through the shady stories this week and we wanted to find some that were about being in college
or at the time of college.
So let's get into those.
All right.
Do you want to take the first one?
Okay, yeah.
So the first shady story about college goes,
in college, I was dating a guy who lived in an apartment with some roommates. So the first shady story about college goes. that he invited girls there to hook up with behind my back. I showed up out of the blue and I was right. There were two girls there that he had been trying to hook up with. I was so pissed. I left and
called the cops to report the party. He was underage so everyone there got MIPs and my boyfriend had
to get bailed out of jail by his mom. Everyone at the party thought the person who reported them was their neighbor
so I just played along and none of them ever found out it was me it was the shadiest thing
I'd ever done especially because I never came clean until now oh my gosh we don't know who this
is that's true that's true but how crazy for this guy to be flat out hosting other parties and not inviting his
girlfriend purposely to get with other girls.
I don't understand what's the point of being in a relationship at that point.
At that point, there is no point.
But his roommates, too, to not think, wow, our roommate is an a-hole doing this.
And then half the week, he's got other girls coming
to the apartment half the week he's got his girlfriend no oh I hate that that makes me so
mad but good for her for I mean I guess he had loyal friends in this situation not like last
week no I when the friends decided to rat their friend out but yeah it's that's so shady that's I would be livid and I
also I think she did the right thing I think so I mean besides I mean it obviously went a little far
with the jail thing that's why I'm kind of surprised that he actually went to jail for that
because I didn't know that they could arrest. I mean, especially at your own
apartment. I'm not sure how that all works. Neither do I. I feel like there's got to be more to that
story because I do know of people that have been in similar situations and nobody went to jail.
But the fact that this kid's mother. I wonder if it was because it was his place and he was hosting
the other minors. Yeah, that could be. But I feel like it's a it was his place and he was hosting the other minors.
Yeah, that could be.
But I feel like it's a bit excessive.
It is a bit excessive.
I don't know if I've ever heard anything like that.
No.
And I know in some states, I'm not sure what Michigan is now.
Now underage drinking isn't a misdemeanor.
It's now a ticket.
It's like a drinking ticket.
Oh, like almost like a traffic ticket or something yes yes yes
oh very interesting we're not condoning that no no no no we are not saying that's okay we are just
talking about the facts of this story our alleged facts alleged facts don't know any I've never heard
this but maybe it maybe that is the case i thought though too real quick i thought if
you don't open the door they can't they can't come in i don't really know how that works
hopefully we never i mean we can't we're not minors but we will always complain through
something you know we'll see we'll avoid it at all costs we recommend you do the same don't open the door that's our advice um number two the second shady story um
goes a little something like this i'm scared i am too guys prepare for this one this one has
some graphic details i don't know if i'm gonna be able to read this whole thing try your best
try your best when we we did try to read through this story once before we sat here I couldn't do
it I was the high-pitched voice that you could yeah just you'll see try your best probably come
out okay thank you this is one of my favorite stories to share
so i hope you enjoy my freshman year of college i decided to transfer closer to home so that summer
my friends and i all got together at my house for a big last hurrah while my friends were visiting
my mom had a heart attack and was hospitalized side note that, that is traumatizing. I feel awful and I hope she's okay.
Back to the story. To cope with the day, my older brother invited his friends over and the alcohol was flowing. Terrified of getting in trouble because I was underaged, I didn't have anything
to drink. That didn't stop my college roommate from getting trashed. She was going shot for shot with one of my brother's
friends, which was a recipe for disaster. She ended up passing out and I put her to bed.
I watched over her like a mother hen and then she started puking. I got her to the bathroom
and started to smell something. She tried to use the toilet fully clothed, so I told her that she would have to pull down her pants and I would leave.
I'm sorry.
She screamed and asked me to stay.
She took her clothes off and threw her pants and undergarments.
I'm so sorry.
Apparently, she had an accident because the poopy side went down spot. Then she stood up, it goes on, and dragged
her clothes across the bathroom floor so it smeared everywhere. Oh, I didn't hear this
part when you first read it. Yeah, that's why, because my voice was so high pitched oh no i'm crying okay she ended up
showering and going to bed the next morning she pretended to not remember anything that happened
i was driving her home which was four hours away and my car broke down 20 minutes from her house
it was so awkward and i had to stay the night the next day my phone number was blocked so I couldn't
get in touch with her a few months later I went to my old school and saw her she avoided eye contact
with me like the plague she never smoked spoke to me again and and I was the worst friend ever for
telling everyone in the world about the night I hadn't told anyone about it until now I really struggled to get
through that because when I first read this I couldn't stop laughing and even now my eyes were
watering from how funny that the first time you read this I did not realize some of these details and oh my god my favorite part oh you have a favorite part
when it says the poopy side no no no no no I don't like thinking of this Whoever wrote this, incredible work. Please go into it.
Great description.
I don't know if it's great, but it was good.
We really got the picture on that one.
I don't know if we wanted it, but we got it.
We definitely got that.
I also am a little shook.
I don't know if you caught this but do you see that they say
I watched over her like a mother hen mother hen that's my second favorite part call me that
sometimes we do um our friends will call her specifically mother hen because she very much
so is a mother hen um she's like my second mom in a lot of ways anyone else use it mother hen i've
heard people say mom of the group you know whatever things like that i've never heard them say mother
hen i know i did someone we know right this and i hope not because who the hell
hopefully no one we know. But this is incredible.
And also kudos them for not drinking underage like our previous story.
So shout out.
No jail time for this girl.
No jail time.
Or boy.
Just a really unfortunate story for her ex-friend now.
Poor whoever person went through all that with them and then they never spoke again to them
i know they just dealt with your i feel like i would then be i don't know i feel like i would
have to talk through the situation and apologize oh are you kidding we get anxiety over nothing literally nothing can you imagine if this
actually happened what you I would need to talk it through with a therapist maybe a second one
every person I know I I don't even know I would not be able to just never talk to them again and
pretend it didn't happen no that's couldn't be me oh my gosh okay let's let's try to get that out of our minds
now um let's get into the third and final shady college story when i was in college forever ago
i didn't get along with my roommate at the time one night my roommate and her friend tried to
start a fight with me and my boyfriend at the time. We eventually got things settled down, but not before taking my roommate's friend's keys and throwing them in the woods when she went to bed.
Never cared because the girl was a huge biatch.
About 10 years later, I'm bartending at a bar in a city several hours away from where I went to college,
and I eventually learned that one of my regulars is the father of my former roommate's friend that I threw her keys in the woods. Luckily for us,
she never found out that happened and what happened to her keys. That's hilarious. I mean,
it could have been worse. I feel like keys are the easiest thing to lose. They are. This person probably never suspected.
Oh, no.
They probably thought they misplaced them, left them somewhere.
But the fact that she went to the woods to throw them.
That's a commitment.
That is very committed.
Just throw them in the trash or something.
I mean, I feel like when you're angry, you want to do something super dramatic.
I mean, at least that's how I am. So I feel like the you're angry, you want to do something super dramatic. I mean, at least that's what like how I am.
So I feel like the woods just add to the story.
You know, it wouldn't be the same if she's like, oh, you know, I just threw them in the
trash to throw them in the woods.
That's a story.
Maybe I'm just lazy, but I feel like throw them in the trash, throw them out the window.
I don't know.
There's a lot of other options.
But and how did you find out that the roommate's friend's dad is a regular?
I was thinking that. That's a lot of connections to make, especially 10 years later.
Interesting.
But wow. I guess full circle moment.
Hopefully this regular dad never finds out about the key story.
Yeah, I guess. But even then, I feel like anyone hearing that story 10
years later would be like, yeah, she probably deserved it. You know, you're in college,
who cares? But that wraps up our college shady stories in episode three. That's crazy. So So next episode, we will be from Lollapalooza talking about Lollapalooza.
So make sure you tune in to the next episode and we will see you then.
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