just a little shady - Fight With a Karen | Ep. 5

Episode Date: September 8, 2023

Getting into Britt’s real life shady story of her “Karen” encounter over the weekend. Discussing what new ailment I thought I had & the random person that’s been haunting my thoughts at night. Deliberating on pop culture icon’s (old & new) drama from the infamous “romper stomper” to 1/3 of the Jonas brothers. Catching up on all things festival fails from Burning Man, Ezoo & Fyre festival 2. & ending with a shady story follow up, a creepy boyfriend that ended up in jail & how high school kids got back at their teacher for getting them in trouble with the school.  Find out who killed the world's favorite influencer in Who Killed Mia? A NEW kind of murder mystery game from Relatable, the creators of the hit game What Do You Meme?, and get 20% off with promo code SHADY at Relatable.com/whokilledmia #ad  Submit your shady story to be featured in a future episode anonymously here: https://forms.gle/VyXLKoDfE8udBBim7 Shop our NEW CONCERT COLLECTION merch drop at justalittleshadypodcast.com Join our Patreon for ad free content, bonus content & more: https://www.patreon.com/justalittlesh... Subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/justalittle... Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/justalittle... Watch us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR6yk19Q/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome back to the podcast. We are coming back from a long weekend, so we hope everybody else enjoyed their weekend as well. I had a pretty tough weekend to be honest, and we can get into that. It's a little, it's not as lighthearted, but I think, I think we can start this off with a little bit of lightheartedness from Brittany's weekend here. I think Brittany might have a shady story to share that happened over the weekend. So, if you will. I mean, it was, you know, any old relaxing, beautiful weekend on a lake. One would think, one would imagine.

One would think it was my mom's birthday we had to do it up we had to celebrate we had family in town um and you know i wasn't expecting the outcome of what what went down out on the lake and this this is you know we are pretty peaceful with our neighbors we make friends on the lake. There have been a few minor incidents throughout the time of us living on this lake where we've gotten into arguments, if you will. Drama. Drama with other lake goers.

But it's been a minute. The last argument was a couple of years ago. Well, there's one thing I think we've all learned that you will be petty, but not necessarily upfront. No, no, I'm not really direct. But one thing we can share with the listeners, I think, is that your mom will never back down from a fight. Oh, no, she will not.

Maybe that's where you get it from.'s absolutely where i get it from and here's the thing is she listened to the podcast where we talked about me being petty she's like i don't think you're that petty she was being petty about comparing to her and i'm sure i'll hear from her when she hears in this exact moment that she's listening to this. So anyways, we're out on the lake. My dad is driving us around on, um, on a speed boat. And then we were going around, you know, just the lake a couple of times and there are lake rules. Like you can only drive, it's either clockwise or counterclockwise is how you're supposed to go out at the lake. So if you're going out, you can't just be going in any old direction on the lake you need to be going from right to left similarly you can't just be anchored anywhere on the lake there's a few spots

where there's like not too much room to get around certain corners because there's island land right and it's also like common courtesy common courtesy to not anchor out around the corners where people are turning and driving their boats at 6 p.m at night prime boating time maybe not prime boating time but definitely not late um so we were doing our laps and we noticed this woman on this pontoon on like our second lap our third lap she's kind of far away from us so we can't fully see her um it's far enough where we can't tell she's doing something with her arms it's a boo she's booing us um and she had her phone up just like this so she was recording us the lake that our family has a house on um has you know as some communities do a facebook page um so like oh that clip that's

going on the facebook page and lo and behold within like five minutes of us being back from the boat ride it was on the fucking facebook page and so i guess should I read what she said? Basically in short, so I get the messages from Brittany and she's like, look at what this lady just posted about us like in our community Facebook. She was basically asking if anyone knew who this boat was. And so thanks. At first I responded back and I go, what losers with exclamation points

and knowing that it was us. And my mom was like don't say that then they'll think we're losers so her mom sees this and of course like she's not gonna take shit the lady was accusing them of like going too fast near anchored boats but they were like why the hell was she anchored there we didn't even know like she was anchored there well over a hundred feet away from him this lady was claiming we were like within a hundred feet almost hit them like we were so far away i couldn't tell if she was thumbs up or thumbs down and i said could have been either one you could need glasses but yes that too but also i want to preface this by saying so i don't know the situation. I wasn't there, but I will say that if Brittany's dad was driving the boat, he is the most responsible

man that I know have ever met, never do that. So I just knew right away. I'm like, oh, this lady just like wants to be a Karen on Facebook. Like it's fine. Absolutely. But then so, so then the post gets deleted. Not yet. Oh, my then the post gets deleted. Not yet. Oh, you were commenting on it twice.

And then her comment got removed and then comments were turned off. So, but your mom said like, that's us. We did not do that. Yeah. Why are you anchored there? Yep. And then, so it gets deleted. Probably the like manager of the page was like, oh shit, this is not going sideways.

So deletes it. So then doesn't your mom make a post? She made her own post saying, don't know why the admin turned comments off, dot, dot, dot, but fully calls her out by name. Asked if anyone recognized the boat and i said it was mine dot dot dot and then just keeps going with the dot dot dots um she said thank you in the end of it that post got deleted um this facebook administrator was like what is going on i posted

and i basically because then everything was deleted and i already had screenshots so i took exactly what said and basically said in my own words because i took a picture about them yes because i took a picture of their boat and we're like why are you anchored out there do you know who's boat this is yes i did i said anyone recognize this boat oh my being very disrespectful thanks and then that got deleted too but in that moment i was just really upset i wasn't there to witness in real time because i could just imagine your mom being like we'll go over there right now and tell her she wants she's gonna kill me when she listens she wants to run for the board now of the lake association she honestly should there'd be like parties every weekend on the lake

of like it'd be such what's the the parade the boat parade yes there'd be like a boat parade every month even when the the lake is frozen over another boat parade it'd be crazy she was pto president once you remember that it was when we were in elementary school freaking dora the explorer was at our first day of school she had characters come to the first day of school honestly that's such a perfect job for your mom i know she should definitely be on it i know she thinks i'm gonna be her social media coordinator she was like that's your role she was making a whole plan when we were you know in the midst of this battle for this yeah i would love to be a part of it but yeah your your weekend

was a lot more fun than mine when you were sending me this i was on my deathbed so i was like yeah you weren't doing so well you send me updates what's going on I needed entertainment no you I was like this might not be a good time but here's what's going on you're like how are you feeling by the way we're in a battle I'm like oh cool um no so it was so freaking weird so I've always gotten migraines and it was so funny because I was thinking about like if I was going to talk about this or not I'm like dude I've got asthma eczema migraines there's just so much shit wrong with me and I was just thinking when I don't have all those things you bitches better watch out because we're coming for you um no but anyway so I've always gotten migraines but not to this point so I woke up on Friday and my head was hurting,

not like anything crazy yet, but I was like, I'm going to be proactive. I'm going to take Tylenol. I got up, I take medicine. I go to lay back down. Cause it was like seven in the morning. And I was like, I'll just lay back down for a little bit. It'll go away within 20 minutes. I'm up vomiting. I'm like, perfect. It's a full blown migraine continuously until I think for like four hours, five hours, I continued to just vomit. So I was like, all right, I need to go to the hospital anyways. Nothing's wrong with me. It turns out or so they say. So I'm like fully, I don't know. I, I self-diagnose a lot. Yes, you do actually. I'm like in there. I'm like, no, something's wrong with me. Like you need to do all these tests and they're like ma'am it's a migraine like perfect thank you so

I go home I'm fine but then next day which this has never happened to me and it is the weirdest thing I had what what Google says is a positional headache which means if you lay down you don't have a headache at all but if you sit go straight so basically if you sit up stand walk anything sharp pains so i've never had that in my life so i'm laying down the morning i'm like yes i feel better like my migraine's gone i go to stand up and like sharp pains go down the left side of my head i'm like what the fuck is going on so then i start panicking start self-diagnosing obviously i'm like straight to google everyone i'm like i've got uh cerebral spinal fluid leak in my brain all this stuff and like anyways i ended up being fine by sunday but i was like if this persists like I may die so I like genuinely like I didn't know what

was going on so true because we met in the parking lot to walk over here and I was like how's it going and you're like just happy to be alive like I've been literally since Sunday morning I a pep has been in my step like never before because I genuinely defeated something I was going to pass away I thought like for real so when I woke up on Sunday and I was okay I was going to pass away I thought like for real so when I woke up on Sunday and I was okay I was like oh my god I'm gonna make it to see another day um but yeah so that's what I went through this weekend um wild but my paranoia like translated into everything which I think it always does I don't realize how much like I am like my mother in the sense of every single thing, like scenario that could go wrong. I'm the one that's going to point it out.

Like you shouldn't do that. You might get a brain eating amoeba. Yeah. Which is what I was telling. So our travel nursing friend stopped over on Sunday. Right. And she's like been off in Hawaii like doing all these crazy things and she's like telling me all these amazing stories and I'm like okay but you shouldn't do that because you're gonna get a brain eating amoeba and she's like can you get off the internet I'm like no seriously don't do that um but then she starts telling me how she's like going to Europe. Yeah. On a whim, basically. And I did the same thing when Elena was going for her honeymoon.

I just started like telling her all the things I've seen on TikTok about. What could go wrong. Traveling there. Yeah. Pickpocketing this, that. And so I start doing the same thing to our friend and I'm like well just so you know like this is happening there you're like my mom that's how my mom was before I went to Europe really and then I just start like going I'm like attention I pickpocket

and so are you supposed to say no are you not on that tiktok set oh so there's a lady in which right now i can't even think about if our friend's going to italy but supposedly there's this lady in italy she's like an older lady and she just watches out for pickpockets and if she sees draws attention to it she screams and draws attention that's incredible and they get so pissed and like everyone videos her and she's basically famous on TikTok. For announcing pickpocketers. And so like I just kept doing that to our friend the whole time she was over. I'm just like, attention, pickpocket. And she was like, can you stop? You're freaking me out. No, pickpocketing is a big deal over there. I know. But then she goes home and I start like telling her because also when she told me she was doing travel nursing I

think I talked about this how I was the one that gave her like a bunch of weapons and like alarms and stuff to bring anything you could need for home security on the go that she now has yeah and so but you can't bring that stuff in a carry-on which when you go to Europe you're really only supposed to bring that you're not supposed to have like a bunch of luggage so i was googling like weapons that aren't really weapons that you could bring in a carry-on so i send her like a list of like all these things to bring in her bag and she's like oh that's a good idea but i thought they were good ideas um which i don't even know you could do this but supposedly you can bring a wine cork screw in your carry-on so i was like you could put it in your fist and if someone's messing with you on the street not like just messing with you but like if they assault you um also you can bring

tools that are under clarification don't just like attack somebody only when necessary only if you're assaulted you use that fucking wine cork also you can bring tools that are under seven inches so like a screwdriver you could bring um you can also bring nail trimming scissors which i kind of knew because one time i accidentally packed them in my thing and it was okay and no one said anything so thank god yeah so this is only for the intended purposes i'm just these are just ideas only in the case of assault exactly um not if someone's messing with you they're just like bothering you not if someone is simply irritating you on the streets of europe well no like there's all these different things i see on tiktok where it'll be like if somebody comes up to you and pretends to want to dance with you or like sell you a flower sell you a

bracelet yes they're trying to distract you to pick pocket you oh trust me i heard it all before i went to italy my mom made me get this freaking she's really gonna have it with me once she listens to this i just wanted to use a cute trendy purse when i was in italy as one does not on cheryl's not on her fucking watch i had this state-of-the-art safety bag that was like a purse it was like designed so like if someone came at the cut that they can't cut it that nobody could come up to it and scan the bag and get your credit card numbers. There was like five locks on everything to open it. And there was this ugly fucking satchel that I had to use the whole time.

And then I always see people like on their honeymoons or like studying or not just traveling the world at this point, not even just studying abroad. And they have like their cute bag with their cute outfit. I'm like, well, hopefully they don't get pickpocketed because I wasn't allowed to have that. I mean, you could have, but. I had a backpack too. It was like a matching set.

It was like a smart backpack and a smart satchel. I swear. I mean, honestly, that'd be me. I've never been to Europe, which I think we've also talked about. And I really do want to go. But all the videos I see on TikTok stress me out but then at the same time I'm like this is literally everywhere like when we went to Nashville for a bachelorette yeah one of the girls in our group literally got their phone pickpocket out of their

pocket yeah it's not just Europe so like it's anywhere it can happen anywhere especially when there's crowds and stuff so like I don't know I think it's just because of the stuff that I see. Right. You always gotta be mindful of it. Which is good. So when we inevitably go and travel Europe. Okay. You'll be safe. I've also said this. I feel like there's so much to see and do when it's not that far away.

Like for some reason, Europe seems so small to me because like, I just feel like you can get to a lot of different cities within a short period of time. Yes. Cause they have the, and I'm probably going to say this wrong. They have like the high speed trains and you can just take those from like point A to point B. Well, that's like what you got to take to get around. Also from what I hear, plane tickets, once you get over to europe are a lot cheaper to

get from like point a to point b like it's like not that far yes because it's not as expensive from like traveling from here to anywhere yeah i don't know if i could do the train thing you know what i was thinking actually recently remember how like all those trains were derailing for like a minute yes whatever happened and i don't think we followed up. Not like just us personally, but I feel like just no one's talking about it anymore. I feel like no one followed up because we were distracted by something else going on. Aliens. Dude, there's multiple things that we have not addressed since we've been back.

And I feel like we're really slacking because first things first. And I wanted to bring this up and I've forgotten for three episodes now the aliens no no one cared about those no neither exactly neither do i don't even care to talk about it right now but we are not wearing headphones anymore and it's really not that big a deal but i feel like they're a big part of season one and we just like we we wore them every day we woke up one day we said no more headphones well because we got good practice at lollapalooza not having them and i just always assumed that we needed them never asked never really had a good reason for why we had to have them on we just to hear we talked about this on the patreon join the patreon if you want bonus content

we're so funny there i just somewhere dead ass you guys are really missing out no um we we kick our feet up and we i mean i'm not gonna lie we say wild things we're getting laxed here as well but on there things are in control you guys don't even know what goes on um anyways back to the point so no we we didn't need them but you can hear if the mics are working good and like if you need we have no clue now we just i guess we just know because i look at the board and i say the louder i talk the higher that that little bar goes and it's like a game for me it's like how loud can i hear yeah when they like swing and you hit the thing goes all the way up that's what i attempt to do with my voice you know we can't resist a shady

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considered aliens did i ever talk about on here how like they say in like the appalachian mountains there's like creatures that like take people and they try to communicate with them. And if you communicate back, that's when they'll take you. No, but I've been hearing a lot about the Appalachians lately. Okay. So I'm convinced. So we have like woods, wood, really?

I can't say woods. We have some woods by our house. No way. No, but dude, I swear to God god a creature was trying to communicate with me don't say anything to it i well i kind of did i fucked up so listen i literally i started freaking out a crazy look in your eye i started freaking out and i literally screamed woke up evan and i was like get down here now because i thought like in my head, I pictured a creature coming and grabbing Lottie while she was shitting. I was like, Evan, get down here. So anyway, so I'm out there and like it's middle

of the night because Lottie will just like randomly have to shit in the middle of the night, which I mean, at least she lets us know, but thank God she could shit by my head. Like I've said before. Um, so I take her out and i'm like all the lights are on so i can see what's going on and i hear like crying in the back and i think i've told you this one other time i've said it's a reoccurring instance yes one other time it sounds like a fucking puppy crying and supposedly if i like were to be like communicating back is everything fine you'd be taken i'd be taken and i didn't communicate with it but i started like trying to rush lottie so i was like good good come on response yeah okay but what if it thinks i'm

talking you're not you're clearly talking to lottie i don't know man so um yeah i recently had an encounter with super clear lottie before and after each sentence evan he comes out like in his boxers standing on the deck and he's like what what's going on and i'm like i'm communicating with the creature in the woods it's fake crying he's like so confused he's like what are you talking about i'm like just get lottie in the house now anyways we all ended up living and nothing came out but um yet i have to i just have to say this too what goes on i'm picturing like i'm picturing like a creature right now you know like in the woods yeah for some reason i'm just picturing doja cat

and i have to tell you something what do you have to tell me like recently at night when i've gotten like scared to like welcome them all night i dead ass picture don't do it in the corner of my room and like crawling on the ceiling it's so terrifying and so it's safe to say i can't listen to her music anymore anyway i think that's what she wants we're getting way up that is exactly what she wants i don't know if she wants people picturing her in her room at night but she from the appalachians oh my god anyways maybe that's who i was communicating with you're crying rex is actually hilarious that that's true um anyway let's since we're talking about music we've got a lot of music stuff going on so we do let's

get into some tour updates um taylor swift i'm not over it hold on maybe you take this one um all right everybody so taylor swift has announced that the heiress tour is coming to an AMC theater near you this October. So we all saw this coming but the time is now. What do you mean? Why are you looking at me like you didn't see this was coming? We all knew a documentary was coming. I think the specifically AMC thing is what's throwing me off. Oh yeah it was

specifically AMC and now it's expanded to other theaters but apparently her dad is like mutual friends with someone who is mutual friends with an AMC executive. And that's how they made the deal for Taylor to exclusively go to AMC with her documentary. Since then, obviously it's gone to other theaters,

but they made this entire deal on their own. No studio involvement, like no like film studio. it's gone to other theaters but interesting they made this entire deal on their own no studio involvement like no like film studio and they complied with all of the sagafra um regulations what do you like with pay and stuff with like the strike going on right now that it probably would have made it difficult to work with this day so many things are getting either canceled or postponed right like 2025 right so hers is coming out this year and filmed this year so that's gonna be very exciting to see i will be there opening night um if you can get tickets i already got my ticket did you i'm in taylor's fan club i gotta be honest i when i heard this i wasn't even excited because i immediately thought

great just another thing for me to get excluded from well it's not only on october 13th it'll be in the theaters for as long as any movie would be in theaters yeah i know but i still feel like everyone's gonna sell the tickets out and i'm just sick of it i just want i'll go with you to see it i just want as a normal not like crazy fan to be able to see well then i wouldn't recommend night one because i'm not gonna do that i would never there's already been a lot of like tiktoks and like disputes on are we sitting or are we standing and this is my psa to all swifties that may listen to this it's a movie theater we're gonna sit we're gonna enjoy the movie but we're gonna sit you will not catch me

standing up during a movie at the movie theater that's my hot take i did not watch the trailer i feel like that's a cancelable offense i think it's okay And my question to you is, is it like a behind the scenes of the tour or is it like literally the show? I think it's going to literally be the show because the runtime of the movie is two hours and 45 minutes and her set is typically over three hours. So it's definitely cut down so i think like a lot of like the interludes between sets have been cut out or like the standing ovations the clapping like a lot of that's been cut down to fit this two hours and 45 minutes i would have been way more interested to see what was going on behind the scenes i think she's gonna do one of those too and my guess is she's gonna have something like that come out on like a Disney Plus or a streaming service.

Because she's done behind the scenes on like a lot of the making of her albums in those places. Interesting. Not at AMC. I would just love to see her genuine reaction to like, even when tickets were going on sale, when like all that shit went down with Ticketmaster, like I would, I want to see that. I want to know how she came up with the entire concept behind the heirs tour,

how she decided the set list and which heirs were going to go first, her dance. Like I want the full on. I just want her reactions to like the craziness that has been going on with like surrounding it yeah it's been a lot like i just want to see her genuine response it's history i'm a part of it okay um also the beyonce tour i feel like this has been getting just as much like it's been getting a lot of hype blue was the star for a while for a while she was truly stealing the show every weekend um but now

since it was in it's in california now yeah she was in la this past weekend so everybody went and they're kind of the stars of the show now so So Zendaya and Tom Holland went, which I figured you were thrilled to see. I was so happy to see them out, having fun together, smiling, interacting with the crowd. Yeah, it was also Beyonce's 42nd birthday, so she was performing on her birthday. Yes, she was. And what I want to know is, because there was a long, long list of celebrities there for her birthday. Did Beyonce invite all these celebrities there? Did some of them just choose to go that weekend because they knew it was her birthday,

but Beyonce didn't say to come? You know what I mean? Right. Like, was it planned for them to all come? Exactly. I'm sure with some of them maybe but who's to say like did beyonce specifically invite vanessa hutchins i don't know yeah but did she specifically invite zendaya i would think yes because she literally screamed zendaya is what

she said zendaya i love you while on a horse floating in the air so that i would say like oh she probably was iconic that was incredible what do you think the relationship is there i feel like they're like family i feel like how would that happen like how did that start that is so like because i remember when it was like at a fashion show or something and it went viral because they like hugged and basically Beyonce's security wasn't letting like anybody come say hi and there was obviously a lot of celebrities there was a fashion show like I think it was in like Paris or something and but the security specifically like grabbed Zendaya to come say hi to Beyonce. And they were like, that never happens.

What the hell is this relationship? And now I'm kind of wondering. I feel like they got to be really close. But another relationship, I want to see how this played out, is Zendaya is co-stars with Timothee Chalamet, who was also there with kylie jenner and like what was like i just can't picture a world of like tom holland being around the kardashians like i feel like he's so down to earth and normal and not that the kardashians aren't but i just feel like they live two different lifestyles.

Well, that's what everyone's saying about Timothy and Kylie just in general. I didn't believe they were really together until I saw them at Beyonce's show. I feel like people just assume, I don't know, they know their personality of Timothy because of things he's done.

You don't know what he's actually or even Kylie. Like I feel like Kylie has never really showed her full personality. Because she's been hiding it since she was younger. Yeah. So you don't truly know. Like they could have things in common that you just don't know about. But it is weird because for some reason in my head. There's a hair in the side of my head.

For some reason in my head timothy is like so young and it's not that kylie's not but like she has children and stuff so right in my mind it's just like they're not the same age yeah i don't know or they're not in the same world no that's the exact way i feel about like tom holland and the kardashians like they both exist as a-list celebrities but not in the same world of a-list celebrities which is clearly untrue because they run in similar circles we're both in like the same vip section but what i want to know is okay so when it comes time for like timothy chalamet is about to be in like a lot of movies that are coming out i'm pretty sure dune the second installment of that is coming out

sometime this fall or next year wonka is coming out at some point either this fall next year not sure the exact dates like is kylie gonna go walk the red carpet with him or is he gonna continue to do those endeavors alone girl boss town thinks that she's going to continue to kylie is going to continue to like soft launch the relationship by like him being in the background during thanksgiving and then like holidays full-blown post him in his in for his birthday at the end of the year yeah because his birthday is like right after christmas or something i could see that i could definitely see that happening i would love to see him on the new season of the kardashians or whenever they film that'd be so weird wouldn't it be

it would be weird but like i feel like everyone felt the same thing when kim was dating pete and they were like i can't imagine seeing him on the kardash and they were like, I can't imagine seeing him on the Kardashians. Yeah. But like, I really can't imagine seeing Timothee Chalamet. Yeah. It's definitely, um,

it's just a pairing. I just never expected. I just feel like, I don't know. I'll think on it. Like Timothee Chalamet, it just feels like seems so like Gen Z celebrity idols where the Kardashians feel very like millennial celebrity idols. Yes, I agree with that.

But also just supposedly I saw a video. Supposedly Beyonce rubbed her belly. Did she? During performing and like it was with like a lyric that made people believe that she was possibly announcing a pregnancy so you were referring to beyonce with that you were texting me about this and for some reason i thought you met kylie well no oh my god no um no i i feel like it's a similar situation with when Rihanna was announcing it. And everyone was like, don't make assumptions.

The fuck is wrong with you? Yes, and then it was like, that's exactly what she was trying to do. And like, it was so subtle that again, like, how do you, I don't know if it was what she was trying to do. But people think so. I guess we'll wait and see what they happen. But it's kind of similar situation to this Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner getting a divorce. When this first came out, I literally was like, it's giving me and Evan at the club not making out. So we're splitting up.

Yep. Trouble in paradise. Yeah. And so I was like, they're bored. Like something. This is not true and then literally the next day it's confirmed that joe jonas filed for divorce for irreconcilable differences um and i was like how that first of all where the fuck does tmz get their information i was thinking

the same thing because it they broke the news that they are officially no longer together and the files were filed. Yes, but they said that they were heading for divorce the day before he filed. And there were no signs of turmoil. Like she was at the concert. He was wearing the ring. Yeah, but then he wore the ring after that. Which is odd. And in post, he wore it. And even a post today when he filed, he was wearing the ring yeah but then he wore the ring after that which is odd post he wore it and even

a post today when he filed he was wearing the ring so there was really no signs of it i guess besides the tmz article yeah that was the only thing that would have led people to be like oh yeah we got sources everywhere it's so scary i've been seeing people online saying that they think that Joe's team is trying to get ahead of a situation that they might be trying to cover up. Yeah. That there's more to the story. And this is all just pure speculation. As we've known, as we've witnessed firsthand. As we've witnessed firsthand.

But people are saying like, oh, Sophie wants wants to go party like she's like a big party girl but at the same time there's all these receipts coming out of sophie saying oh i'm a i'm a homebody them two being together and being like oh of the two of you who likes to party more or who's the homebody and pointing at sophie for the the home body and Joe for the part yeah he's being a social butterfly and her not being able to keep like when I read that I was like I don't picture her as somebody who just wants to party I mean same again we don't know I feel like that was the other thing I was kind of shocked about I saw someone explaining in a video, like they are so private. You do not know if that's true.

Like she never said when she was pregnant with her first kid, we don't even know the names of her kids. Like there's so much information never posted about their wedding until like a year later when it was done with, they are very private actually. Like, even though they're very public people, they're private with that.

And so like, we actually don't know what goes on. And again, like that's, private actually like even though they're very public people they're private with that and so like we actually don't know what goes on and again like that's we know that firsthand but it's like we don't know like i don't know it's just one of those situations where i'm like it's crazy how they like predict i guess predicted but like obviously they had a source but it's just wild i did not see that coming and it was so funny because i think you showed me there was a girl like dressing in the game of thrones outfit for the jonas brothers tour and she's like what am i supposed to wear now that's so unfortunate i was such a big game of thrones fan were you really yeah i never watched it oh my

i heard it's like pretty like gory and there's like a lot of like killing in it that's the facts and i just feel like i wouldn't do well with all of that it's still really good though however i did watch squid games when that came out i'm pretty sure they're coming out with another one they should i hope so that's what they said back when it came out what was was that? Back in the day. Last two years ago now? It feels like so long ago. I don't know.

I was really looking forward to season two, but. I don't know. But yeah. Yeah, that's been going on. What else? Oh, my God. Romper Stomper. Bro.

Dude, I kind of have a hot take on this. I feel like there's no way. So the story is, don't know the romper stomper basically this girl comes out of the porta potty to her mom being like beat up by two girls and so she just comes in and like saves the day just grabs these girls off her mom just completely kos them they're they're out of the picture um and so she's gone viral everyone's on her side like she saved her mom she's a hero whatever i don't know whatever drop as much as you can be a hero for uh beating someone's ass right kicking your mom um but the story that she's saying is like, oh, basically I accidentally cut this huge line at the porta potty, went to the bathroom.

My mom was guarding the door, which again, like if the mom's guarding the door, she obviously knew like you guys knew you cut. But anyway, so she was like, I accidentally cut. And that was like why it all started. Cause basically everyone in line got pissed like they cut yeah and the mom was like whatever defending her for cutting and that's how the whole fight supposedly started yeah but like i gotta say there's no way we've been in so many situations like there's never been a situation with a port-a-potty line where i haven't wanted to tried or actually cut the line and knew exactly what i was doing

it's like a situation you're obviously drunk you're at a concert you're like oh my god i have to go so fucking bad yeah i'm going to piss myself yeah and so you just think maybe if i well she fucked up because what you gotta do in those situations is you can't just like act like you're just like oh i gotta pee you gotta be like i gotta fucking puke right now and i need to go to the bathroom and then people would typically move typically they don't want to get thrown up on or shit on which leads us to our next story shit's bad of literally a guy somehow shitting down the aisle i had to say that because i need you to know how serious this is pooping down the aisle of a delta airplane now can you just picture this you're sitting on a plane like some spirit shit you're sitting on a plane you're crowded shoulder

shoulder legs are tight you can't move it and and you know what in some situations it's hot in there it's a little steamy in there already when you take off steam when you take off and you land it does get cold though once you're in the air but when you take off and land sometimes it's steamy in there i really don't like that you said that so many times anyway um this guy somehow gets pooped down the aisle of the plane and so bad basically seems impossible so bad that they land the plane turn around and land the plane instead of going because the general consensus on the plane was that it actually smelled so bad that they didn't give a shit literally this guy gave a shit didn't care they wanted to go back and get off the plane because of how bad and the pilot had to radio

in saying like i think it's a biohazard yeah and i just i don't understand like this is not they were not in space they were not in a zero gravity situation where the poop could just fling around. How did it get from point A to point B to point C? So the only thing I could think of. I don't want to know. Was. Why did I think of it? We need a trigger warning.

The only thing I could think of was potentially if he was like wearing shorts and accidentally had a little shart and then like got up to go to the bathroom and it like fell out his late pant leg you know what i mean don't picture it now but anyway that was the only scenario that i could think of um i can't imagine being on this plane because i truly would have had to push people out of the way to go to the bathroom to vomit. No, because. If I was hearing or smelling this. Do you know how many people were probably gagging in their seats like vomiting? And if I hear other people starting to gag.

I could. Even talking about it now, I could, so. Same. And I feel bad for everyone that had to listen to this, but like that's just worst case scenario. You think you're going to Spain and nope, you're right back in wherever you came from it was like atlanta or something it's just such a tragic situation and also imagine being that guy in the whole you're sitting in your seat like obviously this wasn't on purpose i hope unless it's like a fetish thing but obviously it wasn't on purpose so you're you're this guy you just shit your pants and went everywhere. And now everyone around you is just like, oh.

I pray to God it never comes to light, whoever this man was. Because whoever did it, they could never live it down. It got so bad, you had to turn a plane around like that. The general, the whole plane agreed. It smells so bad, I don't care about my trip or my money turn this plane around and i heard that they tore the carpet out of the plane they tore it up are they gonna fine him for that like i don't know what the financial compensation for those people on that plane is going to be because all i saw was a like apology

i don't even think delta had to i don't even think they addressed what the situation was i think they just put we are sincerely like sorry for the situation at hand and then they landed eight hours after like what their arrival was supposed to be i would want free flights for a very long time they're probably gonna do something i free flights yeah it was a disastrous situation a lot of disasters but speaking of disastrous situations burning man was literally considered a natural a net a what words a who natural disaster wasn't it i i think what the hell was it called burning man no um so if you don't know burning man seems like my own personal nightmare is a week-long large-scale desert campout focused on community art, self-expression, and self-reliance held annually.

What the hell is this? What do you mean? I just Googled. It was considered a national disaster, but it came up right away. Officials confirmed an Ebola outbreak at Burning Man. That was false information that was spread. Oh.

Yeah, it says it here. Right after it falls. Perfect. So now it's down here. No, but this is what really got me. So I started doing some research into Burning Man because in my mind, I've always pictured it as this like vacant desert of nothing.

And that's literally what it fucking is. It's in, I found the first timers guide. It stated, we don't, they don't book acts or provide entertainment. What happens here is totally up to you. There's no corporate sponsorship. You are entering a decommunified space where participants value who you are and not what you have.

There are no spectators. You are expected to participate, collaborate, be inclusive, creative, connective, and clean up after yourself. Yeah. Like, you just go there and, like, whatever happens, happens. I mean, I think at this point, because it's been going on for so long, everybody does kind of know who's gonna come or not like diplo went and like i think he did a set in a hot air balloon yeah so basically people it's it's very reputable so like people do go

and they get like pretty big names to go yeah but that's just i there there's no, there's no plan. There's no. It's definitely different than. A typical. A normal festival. No, it is. They have a survival guide. Yeah. A literal survival guide. I read it.

And it said some stuff in there. Some stuff that I think they might want to edit after what happened this year. Uh-oh. Like what? there some stuff that i think they might want to edit after what happened this year oh like what they were just like what did they say in there they were burning man is fun getting ill or injured well not so fun here's some things to keep in mind about the black rock desert it's one of those strikingly beautiful and utterly eternal locations in the world will, the world will ever try to kill you. Oh,

most strikingly beautiful and utterly, utterly eternal locations in the world that will ever try to kill you. Yeah. That's cryptic. I don't like that. Yeah. I mean, they did follow that with, okay,

maybe we're being a little bit dramatic, but they weren't. No, they weren't because this was fair they said before i'm pretty sure before everybody went which was like 70 000 people got stranded they said not to go because that desert used to be like a lake or something so it's pretty like deep and easy to get like that um flat whatever that mud whatever mud there's a specific name for the mud that situation that was happening there something not the playa i feel like they kept calling it the playa i don't know but it used to be a lake so dried up and if it gets wet it's not good and it gets like that where you can barely like get out of it basically sucks everything in yeah um so they told everybody in advance not to go and also there was another

warning sign because climate activists were blocking the road in originally hours on opening day yes and like turn around whatever um and so should have listened to they had a lot of warnings of not to go and they ended up going um anyway but people had to walk like five plus miles to get out i guess yeah dip low and chris rock chris rock who also made it to beyonce's concert for her birthday that was same weekend you fucking unpack this right now because chris rock we spotted him at lala so he's at lala burning man where was he at he was seeing um i want to believe that they said the people we were with saw him at liliadi shut up really yes and he's bopping around yes he's there he's at burning man he's at beyonce he was walking into beyonce right behind the kardashians too want to hang out with him let's kind of he seems to have the hookup and him and

diplo were just cruising out of there after their five or six mile walk and diplo had another show in dc made it to that chris rock was just talking about how he wanted to fucking cold brew so i think we could be best friends i yeah that sounds about right he's going to festivals he's drinking cold brew that's all he cares about getting out safely he's getting out safely we gotta find a way to tag along with chris rock um yeah he's got the hookup somehow some way i always think it's so interesting to see like random people kind of like that that get interested obviously everybody loves music it's like a universal thing yeah but when you see somebody like that at all these places you're

like what is going on yeah like i don't know he's just having a good time living life happy for him like i guess me too i'm jealous of him um yeah so that was a mess i still don't totally understand the burning man concept so i guess on the last day they burned the man burn the man which who builds the man um i don't know because apparently there's it seems like there's no order there so how do they ensure there's always a man somebody must volunteer to do it i don't know interesting you know um i guess there's a lot of questions i have about it um and i'll never know no i won't either i won't it really sounds scary to me i feel like burning something in the desert too like you just go so and they still did it after their days of potentially being stranded there and all well we had another festival fail this one was in the

city though so there was ways out but there was barely barely i heard this one was actually almost just as bad so izu festival which is electric zoo festival happens in new y. It's been happening there since 2009. So it's a three-day festival, or it was supposed to be this year. But on day one, they canceled the first day because the main stage was not finished getting built. Let me tell you, if Lollapalooza ever pulled that, I'd be so mad. I can't imagine. And then Saturday was open, but the waits were over four hours long for will call. And I guess majority of festival goers had to go to will call because their bracelets didn't come in the mail before, like enough in advance. They didn't send them out. So people waited four hours in line at will call just to get in on saturday and basically only saw the last performer then on sunday organizers started turning ticket holders away saying that it was at capacity so then people just said fuck it and ran through the barricades um so obviously it was very unsafe

in there it was definitely over capacity and then people were saying that when the show was going on on saturday there were screens broken sound issues unfinished stages not enough workers so apparently this whole thing happened because izu was bought in 2022 by new owners and supposedly they hadn't done festivals before so people are thinking that that's why it basically went to shit this year but now everybody's like i don't know if i would ever go back because also these crowds it was like just a safety hazard like not enough security not enough workers and just like not can have that cannot have that and on the same tune we have another big red flag safety hazard problematic festival being planned because fire fest 2 pre-sale is now available i'm not even sure they can call

themselves fire fest 2 because it sounds like this is fire fest what four now we got burning man oh yeah catastrophe we've got izu and then firefest the second take and it's so wild to me that any investor would be willing to do this after the guy who was behind firefest one literally went to prison oh for fraud but he used his time to write a 50 page document on how he was going to make it better. And let me tell you, I do not think 50 pages would be enough to fix what happened at Fyre Fest part one. If you go to prison for something, probably come out and don't do it again. That's I'm pretty sure that's like the rehabilitation part of going there to learn from your mistakes. And maybe that's what he tried to do with this document, but like maybe don't directly recreate it.

Maybe do something else with your time to impact the world. Not him. But supposedly this is supposed to happen by the end of 2024. Tickets start. We're out to a good start. No date, but you can buy tickets now. Doesn't sound like fraud to me. That's date but you can buy tickets now doesn't sound like fraud to me that's not how you sound like a scam to me anything um tickets are up for sale starting

at $4.99 ranging to $7,999 so cheap no problem oh yeah perfect um yeah i i saw a video of him promoting it and he was like i spent my however many days in solitary confinement coming up with a way it's like what's the fact that that can come out of your mouth and you don't think like wait i should rethink this um yeah i guess we'll see what happens um if it happens at all or if he just takes everyone's money and goes back to prison for fraud again i don't know oh gosh all right i don't even know we started this episode on a high note with some shady stories let's end it with some shady stories wow beautiful full circle moment so this is actually a shady story number one is an update on our cousin i'm googling beautiful you got caught in hd yeah you're staring at me it's weird because i was trying to think of a way to

say like i didn't want to say like i don't i didn't say like what i was gonna say because it wasn't true um i was gonna you're just gonna lie no i was gonna say like the folk that was coming to my head was cousin fucker but like i don't know why and i think that's from like south park or something i don't know anyway it wasn think that's from like south park or something i don't know anyway it wasn't true anyways because they never did that and and we appreciate this person anyway because yes because they gave us an update and we don't get that a lot and we ask for that a lot yeah so we appreciate you and i'm gonna read it right now it has a title by the way right now it's it's called a cute question mark update on my family business last weekend we met up in a

cafe and i just did it i told him everything in one breath showed the dna results and our mom's christmas pictures they took years ago and before he processed the whole situation and said something i left the place the poor guy looked super confused if not terrified and i decided to give him some time and space to dwell on it thinking it was only fair since it took me a couple of days to embrace that shit myself however he reached out to me a day later and invited me to his house i bought vodka on my way there we got drunk and talked about everything openly without the awkward silence we shared in that cafe. He said our relationship shouldn't be doomed because of something we didn't know or couldn't have known and that he would be happy to get to know me

better as a cousin, of course. It's still pretty fucking weird to look at him and think, oh God, he's my cousin, but I do believe it should get less icky with time. I'll try my best to move on as soon as possible. At the end of the day, he is my cousin indeed. So yeah, next weekend I'm going bowling with him and his siblings to try to work on our family drama, and also because he said, wow, now you gotta meet my little brother, cause he hasn't taken a DNA test yet, lol,

and get comfortable around each other again. Thank you for your advice, ladies. P.S. Also, Brit, we live in Vermont now, but our family does come from Alabama, well and get comfortable around each other again thank you for your advice ladies p.s also brit we live in vermont now but our family does come from alabama so sweet home it is haha i'm so happy that i somehow hit the nail on that it was a lucky it was a lucky lucky guess um yeah that's crazy i mean i'm glad it's like kind of a happy ending they're gonna be cousins but how weird is that they're gonna be cousins they're gonna be cousins now um but it is weird because like she said like she's trying to move on and it's like this awkward feeling of like i

liked this guy right it's fucked up because i know this now that's gonna take some time i was very happy the way it ended because at the point when when it said i bought dude my hat just bothering me today sorry um the point where it said i bought vodka on my way there we got drunk i was like it went slippery slope downhill real quick we're really getting into and then they were gonna work on their relationship i would have been right when i first said that wasn't true but it's not it's not we kept it classy we kept it cute and now you're getting more family so right and that'd be a funny story but like my question is like does the little brother know i didn't really get that part about the dna thing like is he might

not be your little brother then or like they might be able to hook up i think it was a joke they're just joking they're just making light of the situation. Just a little hee hee. Yeah, so I think I'm going to give this a 10 out of 10 because I'm just really happy that we got the update. Me too. 10 out of 10. And that hopefully they laughed at my joke

because they are from Alabama. Shady story number two. My best friend was dating a guy who was such a creep. I got a bad feeling about him the day I met him. He was love bombing her and she was falling for it. He was doing everything for her around the house, which then made it seem like she needed him. They were always together and she stopped seeing friends.

We could all see the red flags, but she was so far in, she couldn't see anything. One day she announced she was engaged. And then I found out she actually bought her own ring because he wasn't financially able to do so. She was also paying for everything. And every time they went out, she paid for it. He paid for nothing. Eventually when she couldn't afford to pay for their outings, she just stayed at home with him seven days a week. She never left the house. So I had to do something before she made the biggest mistake of her life. So I got to work. I started digging into his life and she failed to

tell me was that he was on probation for a horrible crime, a crime that involved a woman, but she believed him. His probation was pretty strict and he was breaking some of his probation rules, so I anonymously emailed the probation officer and told them. They caught him and he went back to jail for two years. I have no regrets.

She is no longer engaged to him and she can finally see what was happening. She still doesn't know it was me. B you did the right thing i'm proud of you i also think that was probably the right thing to do there um i don't even think this is shady i think that was just this is just justice being served wow that could have been your quote That was beautiful Yeah I agree I don't think this was shady

This was the right thing to do Another 10 out of 10 I think this would be like a 0 out of 10 Because Oh It's not shady Oh Yeah

But like 10 out of 10 because Because justice was served Truth is truth That's something you haven't heard in a minute that's true mm-hmm oh damn straight truth is truth okay shady story number three in high school during an english class some of my friends were constantly laughing and passing notes which made the teacher have to constantly shush them as the class was coming to an end they

didn't stop their behavior and as a result the teacher decided to constantly shush them. As the class was coming to an end, they didn't stop their behavior, and as a result, the teacher decided to punish them. This happened on a Friday, and they spent the entire weekend being upset about what had happened and saying bad things about the teacher. The next week during class, one of them called the teacher while another asked to go to the bathroom. While the teacher was distracted with one of them, the other went by the teacher's desk and quickly took their car keys and left and the third one was on the lookout to see if anyone had noticed at the end of the class they all left quickly i didn't know what to do because i knew the teacher would realize that the keys

were missing i sent several messages to the group chat we had and said it'd be better for them to return the keys tomorrow and say that they found it the next day all the students were warned to immediately turn in any car keys they found. They still refused to do so, and when I confronted them about it, they threatened to accuse me of being involved if I reported them. In the end, nobody ever found out what happened, and no one suspected that someone had stolen the keys. But I always felt guilty about what happened, even though I hadn't done anything. I knew what had happened. What would you have done in my place? I would have done the same same damn thing I would have done nothing because I'm not good at

conflict resolution um yeah I probably wouldn't have done anything as well which is terrible really good advice for you out there ask so I guess don't feel guilty about it I think that was like the natural reaction to do and I was thinking like at first when i read this story i was like this isn't that shady but then i was thinking imagine being like stuck at school like your teacher it's a weekend not even just stuck at school you're stuck at work at that point yeah let me tell you, I have a fear of getting stuck at work. No, I am. Close, though. I take so many people when we are in the office, they just leave their purse at their desk all the time,

which is fine. I'm not concerned about other people at work stealing my purse. But what I am concerned with is if there was ever a fucking fire in my building and I didn't have my purse on me so i had to leave without my keys i'm not gonna be able to get home so not only will have there been a fire but now i'm stuck down here and i can't get home i want to be able to drive home yeah that's so i keep my freaking purse on me at all times because i want my car keys and to be able to get home at any given point in time i want to be able to leave the situation yes yeah i feel like people don't

think about that enough this is a psa yeah um yeah at first i was like it's not that big a deal but then i was like that would actually fucking suck i thought that they were gonna take the car and like crash it or something like i really thought that's where it was going. But honestly, think about it. Like, have you ever had to get new keys for your car? I feel like it'd be such a hassle. No, because I have a spare key. I mean, same, but like.

It would be a hassle. It would just be a hassle. I mean, yeah. And then what, you have to like Uber home from work. That's what people have to do if there's ever a fire in our building because no one keeps their damn keys on them. I feel like actually being dramatic because like some people don't have cars and that's true that we are being a little bit dramatic like it's not uber there's actually

there's actually a plethora of yeah different options out there but i would just like the comfort of knowing being able to be in control of the situation if there was a fire. I guess in the level of pettiness from the kids' point of view, that was probably, like, such a big deal. Like, they were probably, like... Dude, they probably talk about that. To this day. Like, at their 10-year high school reunion, they're like...

Remember that time we stole Mrs... Yeah. Whatever her name is. Mrs. Puff's keys. It's crazy. Mrs. Puff? is, is Mrs. Puff's keys. It's crazy. Mrs. Puff. Yeah.

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