just a little shady - It's Premeditated Murder! | Ep. 7
Episode Date: August 26, 2022Exploring the issues we’ve had with animals in our home and theoretical issues we have with some animals existing in the wild, addressing some pop culture headlines about Kanye, TI, Drew from The Ch...ainsmokers & Taylor Lautner, watching documentaries on catfish and recounting catfish experiences of our own, revisiting our animal problems as we guess how long we would last on a wilderness survival show, sharing supernatural experiences we had as kids & reading this week’s shady stories. Submit your shady story to be featured in a future episode anonymously here: https://forms.gle/wntAePFeWhtfda7u7 Subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/justalittleshadypodcast Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/justalittleshadypodcast/ Watch us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR6yk19Q/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome back to the Just a Little Shady podcast.
We are starting this episode off by cracking a high noon alcoholic beverage.
Just in case anyone was confused by last week's title of our video and podcast.
Wait, I can't get mine.
I got it. The best sound of the weekend. Cheers. Okay. Oh my God. That's good. Too good.
That is too good. Yeah. That's a tick tock. This is too good. It's also a Friday, to be fair.
I got it all over my laptop.
We're fine.
Everything's fine.
It's Friday.
Yeah, it's Friday.
We're recording on a Friday.
We said last episode that we usually record on Sundays, and then here we are.
We're switching it up. Last week we did Monday.
That was fun.
Although people thought that I had been drinking,
I had just gotten here from my 9 to 5 job.
We were a little slap happy, though.
I think I was just tired.
Yeah.
What? I don't know. I feel like every time we sit down to record now i just lose my train of thought
i forget how to form words no you pointed this out when we were watching back and doing the live
chat with everyone in episode six that you were like you're just making things up you're saying
statements you're filling space and then just making things up. You're saying statements. You're filling space.
And then just making things up. And I go, honestly, you're right. I'm saying words that I've never said in my entire life. At one point I was like, yeah, I was guzzling water. And I was
like, why did I use the term guzzling? I was going to say, I remember, because I thought of something, but then you kept talking, so I forgot.
What?
I was going to say, yeah, I was going to say, if anything, we're not consistent.
Yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
And that's just.
I think that's good for us.
I feel like no one watching would ever know, but behind the scenes, it's just kind of.
That's just how we roll.
But yeah, it's a Fridayiday so we have our drinks and also the last episode title people literally took that and literally ran got so
many congratulations messages messages it was wild but i guess got to watch the last episode if you're confused. But yeah, we were also, so today, earlier, we're planning the episode.
And my dog Lottie, seven years old, she has been doing this since I got her, the day I got her.
She really loves to roll in smelly stuff outside. And I mean, it could be literal
shit. Yeah. And she will roll in it. I've seen it. Not good. It could be mulch. Like,
you know how mulch fresh stinks? Oh yeah. It could be that. It could be anything disgusting. So today she decides to roll.
And to this very moment, we can knock the stench off of her.
We don't know what it is.
There's nothing visibly on her.
No.
That's the wild part about it.
She came in and you were like, I think she rolled.
And I go, what do you mean?
And she comes over by me.
And I was like, like yeah she rolled because
it smelled so bad and we were trying to wipe her down and all of the napkins all of like the dog
wipes nothing nothing was coming up on it was just her fur so I don't know what it is and then at
first I was like well maybe she got sprayed by a skunk no it smells like it smells skunky it does smell swampy it smells like a swamp and it's so bad and nothing we've done
so I'm literally gonna have to completely wash her which is so annoying because I take them to
the groomer once a month and she just went literally this week she went how it happens So, but also it could be worse because one time, this is a crazy story.
So one time, Lottie sleeps right by my head, like on my pillow with me every night since I've had her.
She's super cuddly.
Yeah.
With like everyone.
And so one night we're sleeping.
It's middle of the night and in my sleep i grab
something and i wake up i open my eyes as soon as i grab it because it smelled and it woke me up
she must have sharted in her sleep and a little nugget came right by my head.
No.
And in my sleep, I grabbed it and I woke up instant like panic.
I was like, oh my God.
Oh my God.
I like throw it.
What did you do with it?
You threw it?
Yes, I threw it off the, like out of my hands.
I run, I like jump.
Evan was sleeping next to me.
I'm like, wake wake up wake up we gotta
change the sheets and he's like what what i'm like shaylee pope right by my head and i'm freaking
out like washing myself wash like i thought i was gonna get pink oh my gosh and oh my gosh i'm
surprised you didn't oh my god no i better not it didn't you touch me you with my it didn't touch
you it you grabbed it but it could
have literally rolled into my eyeball at least I woke up and grabbed it so bad so Lottie honestly
felt so bad too because I swear to god she was embarrassed and I don't know how she as she should
be she knows better so we changed the sheets everything's fine but i swear to god she was embarrassed and i was like
this is crazy but she still sleeps by my head to this day so i don't know if i'm crazy or she's
crazy but the poor dog sharted the bed by my head and i grabbed it i mean it could be worse at
what so well this happened at my house with my dog and i feel like i've told you this story before
this is terrible so i don't even know how it goes so we have maybe i'll preface the story with we
have a roomba which is for those of you that may not know it's a vacuum that moves about on its own. It's programmed to like, what?
I feel like anyone that has a pet and a Roomba should probably relate to this.
I don't know if it's happened that many times.
I've heard of stories.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, so basically, we wake up one morning and I hear my mom downstairs and she's just like,
no, no, you did if you know my mom she's
super dramatic about things why would they know your mom I don't know some people I feel like
know my mom anyways for those of you that don't know my mom is very i don't know again feeling worse
and basically my dog did her business on the carpet in our living room and the roomba took
it smeared it all over the carpet it's's so bad. I swear I've seen stuff like
that. I also see videos all the time of pets, like cats riding on top of the Roomba, like around.
I feel like that's something Lottie would do if you had one. Honestly, we have one. We've just
never set it up. Really? Because one of two things, I feel like Wolf will try to attack it I could see that and
Lottie would probably get run over by it because she just lays around the house everywhere she does
so yeah it could be dangerous to have in our house as well um but we were also saying
and I have this conversation probably like once a month with evan how weird
is it that humans just decided to take animals out of the wild bring them into their home and
live with them and take care of them why did we do that i think about this all the time because
i literally will look at my dog and be like do you know you're a wild animal I was like do we like it's just a a dog essentially like a little wolf like just roaming about the
place like they can't fully communicate with us what's wrong you just have like a little drop of
liquid oh I was drinking my my high noon uh thank you but no I think it's very odd like cats dogs some people even have more exotic
animals than that but that's a whole separate thing I'm talking just cats and dogs that the
everyday family just brings into their home they've been domesticated for so long so it's
it's very common but it's like why and why? And why them specifically? And I think, I feel like people in
the comments are going to be like, oh, well, you know, dogs used to help herd animals and do this
and do that. In that circumstance, I understand, but probably not that long ago, maybe a hundred
or 50 years ago when someone was thinking, okay, I'm going to bring it in my house yeah I'm gonna feed it
I want to be responsible for it it's like what I mean I love animals I'm glad we did but it's so
crazy sometimes when people are so worried about training dogs or dogs fighting or even cats
attacking things humans and you're like yeah because they're wild they are wild animals and they well some of them
will attack yeah may or may not be my dog your dog is vicious yeah no it's it's just a wild concept
who thought this is a good idea probably it's a good idea i don't know but what's crazier that or the wild ass animals that are out and
about and we're just that people don't acknowledge like crocodiles and alligators i said this when we
went live on instagram what was that they're your biggest fear or whatever that's my biggest fear is
or my biggest irrational fear is alligators and crocodiles which like it's not irrational I've seen so many articles lately in the news about
croc I don't know if it's just because it's a thing right now but I've seen tiktoks I've seen
news articles about people getting snatched up and dragged into the water and killed by alligators
but I see this all the time because Evan went on a golf trip and was sending me videos of
crocodiles just walking around in the way that everyone just ignoring that they're walking around
and it couldn't be me it's a dinosaur I don't care what you say that's a dinosaur and you're
fine with it and you know how well this is I heard once, so this might not be completely factual, but this is what I know to be true is that alligators and crocodiles, maybe there's a difference.
There probably is.
I don't know the difference and I will own that.
I don't know.
I do believe there's a difference.
There is a difference.
I don't understand that difference, but when they kill you and when they take you they drag people like by their feet drown them like under rocks or they'll spin you around first
and then make you dizzy and then they'll put you around you and drown you yes and then they come
back to eat you which just feels super calculated premeditated murder
and we're fine with it it's so bad but i just can't believe you just said that it is premeditated
murder and i just feel like we're looking at a prehistoric creature and we're fine with it that it could run after us 45 miles an hour whatever
it is snatch us up into the water drown us and that was the thing in the story the last story
that came out it was basically they were i think on a golf course the guy and the wife were by the
water the alligator grabbed her and he didn't do anything.
But he was like, what was I supposed to do?
Because it instantly took her to drown her.
So what was he going to do?
Go in?
And at that point, she was traumatizing.
Yeah.
And she was probably already not all right.
And I don't mean to laugh.
That's not funny.
Yeah.
And it's it's insane.
But also one other thing.
Also in our live, we talked about how I don't really like birds.
And because I feel I feel like I've always known that you don't like birds.
But did something happen or is it just an irrational fear like my fear of crocodiles and alligators?
I don't know if something has an incident could have i don't remember but i know that i don't like the feeling
that whatever the creature is but specifically birds they could come and like peck you but then
they could just leave the situation and there's nothing they can do about it they can flee too easily like any other animal you could chase it down you could run away what do you mean
you could chase it down what about the crocodiles and alligator you were just talking about
but you could find that you could see that alligator on that lake you could find it later
you could get your revenge but with a bird
you'll never see that guy again no no chance I just they're at such an advantage just poop and
go you know what I mean yeah and so anyways but there is a bird that doesn't fly that I'm still
not okay with that we're okay with it being on this planet I just don't see what the reason is. And that is those big emus. I didn't know
that these existed until you showed me videos of their existence. I've known they exist.
You're well aware. Because I think the first time that I figured out they existed was a video of these vicious birds chasing down people in a car.
Yes.
You showed me this video.
I couldn't believe it.
And that takes, again, it is so premeditated.
These creatures, not only are they so large they belong i don't know
in the amazon or wherever that you know you know how they say like creatures in the amazon or in
the forest get so large larger than anywhere else because they're in free range or whatever
no oh yeah but i do know this because like so big turtles get bigger get bigger. If you have a little turtle and you give it a bigger habitat, it will get bigger.
Because I had a turtle and my mom allowed it to get bigger.
And then I had to get rid of it because it hissed at me.
Again.
At least turtles are slow.
You know what I mean?
No.
That turtle was quick.
It was going to bite. Like its head moves so fast yeah and so I saw the video of this bird chasing after a car I'm like that takes thought
and they don't like us no they probably don't and have you ever seen the woman on TikTok who works with these birds?
No.
And she named the one Karen, and it tries to kill her.
It tries to kill her.
Seems super fitting.
I'm serious.
Every time she takes a video with this bird, she's having to push the bird back because
it's charging at her, trying to stomp her she says stomp her
and why right i don't know i've seen some crazy stuff on the internet i i have a very big fear
also of snakes and i one time saw a video of a very large snake and there was a dead deer on the ground and this snake stop it it swallowed the
deer hole in about five seconds i swear i swear and you know what's alarming about that a lot
we are the size of deer if you were on the ground if you couldn't move and you were on the ground
if you got knocked out that snake got. Have you never heard of people owning snakes?
And then sizing them up?
And getting into, yeah, getting in their bed and sizing them up.
And instances where snakes, I'm serious, instances of murder.
I got to stop saying that.
That's probably going to get our video flag.
Can you say that on the Internet?
I don't know. Anyways, whatever.
Keep it out.
But of snakes.
I was going to say killing instead.
But is it any better?
No, you can say murder.
Okay.
Well, there's snakes.
True.
True.
There is true crime podcast murder mystery makeup monday murder yeah you're right we should stop so anyway it's like you can only say it so
many times and we've just passed you can only say it so many times in like a certain period of
time just racked it up so anyways the snakes would also kill the children because they could
actually swallow the children like the whole family would they take down the
that the snake take down yeah i'm sure it could well i think they realized first that the kid's gone you know what i mean like the kid first yes i swear it was just in the news
that how do you get a snake that big in your house like where do you keep it
well you don't that's the thing about snakes you don't it doesn't have to be that big to
eat something that big see i the one i saw
in this video it was very large i mean they're big so it made sense that it could swallow they're
big but they don't have a jaws that's why their their mouths can open and they can yeah it's just
no snakes no i just feel like critters don't belong in the home the same way they don't belong in a car or some just at all like an emu or whatever oh it's so bad everyone
has a story about their hamster running away oh my god everyone everyone i've ever met has a story
about a hamster running away so we had two hamsters because i wanted one and Elena wanted one I'm pretty sure and so we had two
and we made sure that they were both girls and we kept them like female and we kept them in
different cages just anyways because I had one she had one well they were not both females. And so the one hamster got out of its freaking cage, went into the other hamster's cage,
made a lot of babies, and then dipped, got lost in our ducks.
The ducks got it?
No, the air ducks.
What ducks?
I thought you had ducks at one point.
I swear you owned ducks at one point i swear you had you own ducks at one point just from like school i think when we used to keep the ducks from school
right i meant the air ducks maybe you got i'm trying to say ducks but i'm saying ducks another english lesson because i don't understand that word ducks
the air ducks ducks but like ducks d-u-c-t-s at the end and so anyway so
it smelled really bad and we had to find that hamster after it was
i'm alive i feel like we had a lot of traumatizing events as
young children with animals yeah because you don't know what else happened no what the deer
oh my god yeah that was really sad too i can't believe you're bringing that up that was traumatizing
so basically we're gonna make this one short because it's really really sad so we had a pointed fence around our property and a deer tried to jump it and
you can conclude what happened to the poor little guy but then my parents tell us that oh no he was
fine the um animal rescue came and saved him and he's all alive and he's
better so we go on crazy because i can vividly remember what this deer looked like and and
looking back on it there's no coming back from that yeah but we were young and we believed it
we're like until years later when we looked back on the situation and brought it back up
and i was like there's no way that deer lived and then finally I'm pretty sure it was my mom
she's like yeah I know it did not live um so that was tragic I had a cat that attacked
we're just really getting into it you're like we're to make this one short. I'm like, okay. And then you're like, I had a cat.
Did you?
I had a cat that, remember, it attacked Stevie when she was younger?
I do remember this.
So basically, I had a cat.
She was fine.
So everything ended up working out.
We obviously had to get rid of the cat.
So basically, I had this cat. I was real close to this cat and if anyone was in the live
so I said I am a dog person now but I used to be a cat person then I was randomly allergic
I don't know how that happened but anyways so I had this cat it was my cat even though it was a
family cat it was my cat it this cat i swear to god this is about
to be crazy again we have another crazy animal story because listen this cat loved me so much
what was the cat's name dazzle i thought you were gonna say i don't remember
i almost said the the baby's name but that would have ruined the story. Oh, okay. So I had a cat named Dazzle, and it loved me so much, it gave birth on me, on my butt.
On your butt?
So I was sleeping.
No, no, no, say that again.
It gave birth on your butt?
Yes.
So I was sleeping on the couch, and by by the way we did not know this cat was pregnant
i don't even know how it got pregnant yeah did you have boy cats
no maybe i don't think so no we just had the one cat i think how long did you have it no no
we had other cats but i don't think anywhere like i think all of our cats were fixed
i don't know weird things are think all of our cats were fixed I don't know
weird things are getting blurred now with the story but so the cat loves me so much and it
gives birth on my butt I was sleeping on the couch and I was like sleeping on my side with this side
you know my knees were bent and so there was like a little area behind my butt and she curls up there and I had no I thought she was sleeping with me
I'm like oh that's so sweet and I wake up there's a freaking baby cat on my butt I'm like mom the
cat had a baby and so we're freaking out too because she only had one and that's very
weird isn't it don't they usually have like a litter so we ended up taking her to the vet
because we were scared that there was cats stuck inside of her that she couldn't get out yeah
turns out no she just had one cat so then we're like we have to keep its miracle kitty. We have to keep the cat.
So we name it Booty.
That makes, I remember Booty actually. And so, and we kept Booty after we had to get rid of the mom because, what was that?
Did you hear that?
The ghost of Booty.
I swear I heard someone knock on something.
That's fine.
So anyways, I mean, there are other humans in the
house. Yeah. Could be Evan, could be a dog. We'll find out after. So yeah. So then we're keeping
Dazzle and Booty in Stevie's room and she, I don't know, she wanted them in her room. I was like,
okay, that's fine.
So that's where we were keeping the baby because we had dogs at the time.
I think that's when we had like our other pugs.
And one day Stevie goes in there because that's her room and Dazzle just loses it, attacks her for no reason.
And so we obviously had to get rid of her it did turn out at the time too after that there was like a cat food recall really and so that adds up she was eating
that cat food and I don't know if it makes them go crazy but something happened so we had to get rid of her and it was
really sad but yeah that's a random thing I never even thought I would bring up but here we are
in other news in other news let's talk about some things going on this past week um
Kanye West used trash bags to display his new clothes with Gap.
Did you see that?
I saw it because you showed me it.
I'm surprised you didn't see it before, though.
I'm surprised I didn't either.
I guess I haven't been on social media too much lately.
It was a very interesting way to go about displaying clothes I think it could have been
cool I think it had potential because did you see Cruella when that came out oh you didn't oh wait
no the movie but I thought you were gonna say something oh yeah about yes I saw Cruella the
movie but I did not see anything oh no well in that movie she
has the
I can't remember the name of it
the trash truck
garbage truck okay whatever it
is and then they have a bunch of trash bags and
it's like it turns into a dress I'm pretty sure
that was cool
okay so I feel like
this could have been cool
I feel like it would have been cool but
maybe just have a couple real pieces of clothes on the top and then have the bottom just filled
with nothing so was it all filled with like the clothes so if you were like there was no display
of clothes besides that so if you wanted a certain size or something you had to dig through it dig
through the trash bag.
And then, I don't know.
Would you want to do that?
I don't know.
Not necessarily.
Like, it could have been cool.
I like the idea, but I think the delivery.
There should have been other options, I think.
Yes.
Yes.
A mixture of displays.
Especially, I feel, everything he does with them sells out so quickly.
So imagine 100 people trying to dig at the same time.
Reminds me of Black Friday.
Yeah.
That's immediately what I thought.
Also, I didn't get too much research on this one, but I just briefly saw.
I don't know if they're married or getting
married but Taylor Lautner from you know I think Twilight I think of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
that's a good movie that's how um old we are but Trooper by the Dozen 2 I just watched that the
other day oh yeah really good movie great movie. I forgot about those movies.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, I don't think I've watched the first one too much.
But the second one, I feel like it's a comfort movie for me.
I don't know why.
I love watching it.
Yeah.
I used to watch those consistently over and over again.
They remade it on Disney+.
I haven't watched the remake With a whole new cast
Isn't the dad Steve Martin
Yes
I'm watching that
Show that he's in with Selena Gomez
I want to watch that
I feel like it would be good
You told me you liked it
Only Murders in the Building
It's also about them doing a podcast
No way
It's really cool
I should watch it then.
I'm only on like episode three or something, so I don't have too much info, but it's pretty
good.
I think there's two seasons and they're working on a third.
So it's really good.
But he's in there and I haven't seen him in anything in a long time.
I was instantly nostalgic.
I'm like, oh my God.
It's been a long time.
From cheaper, but It doesn't.
Yeah.
But anyway, so Taylor Lautner is either married or getting married to a girl named Taylor,
her own last name.
She decided that she is going to take his last name.
So it's going to be two Taylor Lautners.
I feel like, one, I don't think i would ever be in that situation because
i don't think that that would happen to me unless you find a guy named britney no um but i feel like
in that case if i were in those shoes that i would hyphenate my name so it wouldn't be completely
the same but i guess they could have middle names to like differentiate.
Just how confusing.
Yeah, but yeah, I don't know if I would do that.
I guess hyphenating it would make the most sense.
Yeah.
But also, I don't know.
I guess taking names, is it that big of a deal anymore?
Do people really?
Like taking someone's last name?
When you get married, I feel like more people don't take last names now.
I think that's more common these days than it used to be.
A lot of people...
Well, I feel like it's more common to hyphenate your last name.
Yeah.
I mean, I have no issue changing mine because I have no idea where my name came from.
So I have no problem changing mine because I have no idea where mine even came from. So I have no problem changing mine one day.
But yeah, I feel like nowadays it's not that weird if you don't change your last name.
Yeah, I feel like that's definitely more common.
I never thought about until recently, until one of my friends just got married and was sad about not having their last name anymore.
I feel like that is kind of sad to change your last name.
So much of like the person you were.
I guess.
I don't know.
I just never thought about like that.
Like one day I won't be Brittany Edney.
I don't know.
I feel like a name is just a name, but maybe that's just me.
Yeah, I guess.
I feel like I'm going to be sad about losing Etni one day.
I mean, you still are.
I know.
That's still your genetics.
That's true.
But yeah, that's happening.
And then we literally saw this right before we were filming but
apparently ti punched drew taggart in the face which is the guy from chain smokers
because he tried or he no he did kiss him on the cheek allegedly i think allegedly i'm saying that because i actually didn't read the full thing but
it was that he kissed him on the cheek and so he punched him i mean violence is never the answer
but i but i too long don't make a right yeah it would definitely i mean i'm a fan of the chain smokers
i'm curious to what led to drew thinking that kissing ti on the cheek was was acceptable or
okay in that situation yeah it is kind of a random move you know what i mean like what you're meeting
somebody you're hanging out and you're just like maybe were we drinking we did like ti
like make it seem like that was chill and then it wasn't i don't know but it also said that
they're fine now they worked it out that's good i'm happy for them um also we watch or i watch
not we we all know brit doesn't finish anything she starts because she falls
asleep but um I started watching and actually finished all in within the span of I think it's
three hours and I finished it in three hours I watched them back to back. I think it's alarming
how many docuseries you watch. I just very much love docuseries I love documentaries I love
docuseries Anything like documentary
style, I have to watch it. As soon as it comes on Netflix. You're on top of that stuff too.
I just love them. I love them. I watched the I Just Killed My Dad one, which is just sad. It's
a true crime one. And I mean, I recommend it if you like that kind of stuff, but it was pretty sad.
But I watched this one called Untold the Girlfriend That Didn't Exist.
It was crazy.
Really?
Yeah.
And so basically, I'll make this as short as I can.
I feel like every time I tell the stories of docuseries I watched,
I get so into it because I just love them so much.
But basically, there was a football player who was from Hawaii.
He was going into, he was getting really big.
He was playing for college.
He decided to go to Notre Dame.
He goes there. He's doing really well. He's blowing
up. His name is Monte Teo. And he basically starts talking to a girl online and they get this
relationship going. His grandma passes away and, like, a huge game coming up.
And he stopped texting back with the girl.
He thought it was a girl.
It was really a catfish.
So this catfish gets real upset that he's not responding
and basically fakes her death.
What?
Has her brother, which is her, because she was changing her voice when they talked.
So has her brother call, say she's in a car wreck about to pass away.
And the brother agreed to this? No, it was her changing her voice.
To sound like her brother?
Yeah. Okay. brother agreed to this no it was her changing her voice to sound like her brother yeah okay and so basically long story short he goes out on the field dedicates the game to his grandma and
girlfriend who just passed away fully thinks i have the chills that's so sad fully thinks
yeah he was not well fully thinks they're both gone and then turns out in the end I mean I
guess spoiler but I think everyone kind of knows that they play it out to be what it is and
basically finally it comes out but then people thought he was in on it people thought that he
knew that it wasn't really this girl for that they made her up to get a good story
and to become this big player.
But it really messed up his career.
When he was getting drafted to the NFL, a lot of teams thought, everyone thought before
the scandal happened that he was going to be a first round draft pick.
He ended up getting picked um second round
but a lot of teams wouldn't touch him because of the scandal and basically cost him a bunch of
money and a bunch of you know he he was like um the face of Notre Dame College at the time
and once the scandal happened they just really didn't want
anything to do with it and a lot of NFL teams didn't either but yeah it ended up working out
because he did get drafted but right his family was so ashamed like he was so ashamed he had no
idea that's so sad yeah so it was kind of but I was going to say when we were talking about this earlier,
do you know anyone who's been catfished?
I don't think so.
Have you catfished anyone?
I've never catfished anyone.
I feel like I've seen on Instagram people like repost like snapshots or screenshots of dating profiles that are using their pictures and like, hey, this isn't me.
This isn't real.
I don't know if they say report this, but I know you've had your fair share of catfishes in the sea.
Well, yeah, people freaking make accounts pretending to be me and then almost
cause problems so yeah yeah i was literally texting the other day i'm like um brian told me that
this person retweeted and thinks this is you i know this isn't you but they're fooling the world yeah so a fake twitter decides to get into
some drama and everybody thinks it's really me which is crazy because it's trending if you look
in my instagram bio the first thing I put is I don't have a twitter because I know how wild the
twitter world can get so I've steered clear as long as I could.
And, you know, then this account is doing that.
And everyone thinks it's me anyways.
I'm like, stop putting me in drama.
This is not my thing.
And then also one other time, I mean, I like our little drama on their show.
But not that kind of drama.
Not Twitter drama.
Let's keep it here.
And so let us tell you the fun stuff.
And so that happened.
And then also one other time when we were in high school, a guy showed up.
He was our age.
Showed up with a sign waiting for me after school being like, I love you.
And so I didn't know about it.
The administration goes out there and talks to him and is like, sir, you cannot be on school grounds right now.
So they didn't go to school with us.
It was somebody from a different school from not Michigan.
Oh, and he's like i
came all the way here i've been talking with her online we have a relationship and somebody was
catfishing him as me so he thought it was me so he thought he was genuinely being like meeting up
with us yeah and um that's insane yeah And so someone else is catfishing. So.
This is scary world out there. Don't do that. Not cool. And honestly, even like in the documentary,
it just this poor guy was frickin almost lost his whole career over it. And.
What's crazy, too, actually just saw this like today on tiktok another situation where an nba
player was talking to a girl the girl was talking to who she thought was a guy which was him but
there was a middle girl pretending to be both of them to each other. What?
So this woman was pretending to be the girl to the guy and pretending to be the guy to the girl
and was like having them send intimate photos and stuff.
And the NBA player thought that this woman he was talking to was a woman, was an adult woman.
And it turned out she was actually 17 but there was a middle
lady who didn't care so now he had explicit photos of a 17 year old without even knowing
and so he almost got in huge trouble no way yeah there's some crazy things that happen in this world. And I've watched the show Catfish.
I used to love it.
But I still could never fully understand what you get out of doing that.
Because it just never works out in the end.
I don't think I've seen a single show on there.
Never a happy ending.
Or a single scenario that it actually worked out in the end.
No. People just get hurt it's sad but yeah so that's what i was watching this week i watched something this week too um i say watched lately um i started to did you fall asleep? I did, actually. I'm so done with you. I started watching Alone on Netflix, which is essentially a survival show that takes a group of 10 people.
Apparently, it's been on for a long time, like has many, many seasons.
It takes a group of about 10 people.
They are put in the wilderness by themselves.
No camera crew stays with them.
They give each person like GoPros, cameras, that sort of thing.
And they're allowed 10 items with them.
They're also given a phone.
So the goal of the show is to be the last almost like sole survivor but you don't know how many people are
still out there in the wilderness so it could be all 10 of you it could be just two of you and
you're duking it out to be the winner i only got through like one and a half episodes i don't
really know too much that happens but apparently they stay out there for months. I feel like that's not just, can you survive then? It's also a gamble. It's that
feeling when you're gambling and you could get out, but you could make more money, but you could
get out ahead and you just don't know. It's not just surviving out there. It's also gambling.
Yes. It's like physically being in the elements, but it's also gambling yes it's like physically being in the elements but it's also very much so mentally because one it's like a mind game you're alone two you have no clue
or because this is what I don't know either and I should continue watching so I can tell everyone
what happens I'm sure somebody out there does know but if you're the last one do they tell you that
that you won or do they just let you sit out there until you decide to if you're the last one, do they tell you that you won?
Or do they just let you sit out there until you decide to call and say,
I've had enough.
I can't do this anymore.
And then they tell you, you know what?
Actually, you won.
No, but they must make you wait. Because if they called you when you were the last person,
then everyone would know when they didn't get a call that they had to wait.
You're right.
So they make you wait that's messed
up that's crazy that's very messed up but also i was thinking well i didn't think of this brian
thought of this he was like well if they're out there for months who's charging their batteries
on their cameras and their goprros because they can't last months.
Do you think someone has lasted that long though?
Yes.
Okay.
I think they last months because,
well, from what I gathered on this first episode
was that a lot of the people that are on the show
have watched all the previous seasons
and were saying,
yeah, I have to be prepared to be out here
for at least six months.
And then somebody saying, yeah, I have to be prepared to be out here for at least six months. Or and then somebody else was like, I'm going to be here for over half a year.
And so a lot of them have like kids, have babies on the way.
Same thing differently.
I realized that after I said it.
Half a year.
Half a year.
Six months.
Crocodiles and alligators.
Dude, I was just going gonna say that's the thing that
would get me the animals the animals yes they're um wherever they are right now it's a big threat
is grizzly bears and um mountain lions no that's like that one movie with leo dicaprio which movie where he's fighting the
bear oh i didn't watch that one the one he didn't he went an oscar for it okay i did not watch it
you're the only one i think it's called like the revenant i think you're right yeah that was
has terrified me of bears yes the bears are like the element super scary also because it's cold
there yes i'm under the impression it's not cold right now when they're starting but i'm under the
impression it will get cold so i'm curious how that goes and then i'm also curious i should have
done more research on the show like do other pieces of clothing count towards their 10 items
can they have a jacket yeah like a jacket or does that count
as one of their items but the things that they can do within the wilderness is wild one of the guys
built like an entire home out of like logs and it looked legit i was like i would stay there that
looks nice i probably wouldn't meanwhile it's probably freezing oh yeah I would not last five minutes
there the boat would go away because like they drop them off on boats and then the boat drives
away I would call them immediately never mind yeah I don't think I'd be able to do it either
as soon as it got quiet, the first noise I heard.
Immediately, no.
Blair Witch Project.
There's animals everywhere.
Uh-uh.
I would not be well.
Uh-uh.
Couldn't be me.
We're not wilderness scales.
No.
But I think we covered everything.
We did.
Okay.
Let's do our shady stories for this week.
I did not see these.
Britt picked these out.
Once again, so hopefully y'all like them.
Do you want to read?
I feel like, do you want to read one and three?
Yeah, it's looking pretty long.
It's a good one.
I picked the first one because it's going to be spooky season and
this felt a little spooky and is different than the cheating and the play a play a business that
we've been having thus far so I want to switch it up okay here we go shady story number one
about 10 years ago my younger brother showed me this website where he
could type in a question and pretend that some kind of magic was happening, and the website would
immediately give you the right answer. When my brother showed it to me, he typed in a few very
innocent questions like, what did we have for lunch? Or what was the name of our childhood cat?
But it was still pretty freaky that the website got all
the answers right. Now, of course, there's no magic happening. You just have to know the trick,
and you'll be able to fool anyone. I decided to play a prank on a friend of mine, and it went a
little far. I showed her the website, and since I knew the trick, of course, all the answers were
correct. Now, I don't believe in any supernatural stuff, spirits and things like
that, but my friend really does. So after we typed in a few questions and her mind was officially
blown, I started adding some stuff to the answers. Long story short, I got her to believe there was
a spirit out there that had a message for her. When was this message supposed to be delivered,
you asked? Well, by midnight at the graveyard on a Friday, of course.
Naturally, she asked me to go with her to receive the message,
and I swear to God, my plan was for us to go there, nothing happens,
and we'll just be like, oh well, and go home.
Well, that's not what happened.
And again, I swear to God, I had nothing to do with this crazy coincidence.
We're standing at the graveyard. It's very dark
outside and I'm just waiting for my friend to give up so we can go home. All of a sudden a man shows
up. In the middle of the night this man is walking his freaking dog at a graveyard. When he was there
a few meters away from us he stopped and stood there and stared at us for a few seconds and then
he just kept walking now i'm a little
freaked out but i look over at my friend who clearly thinks this message was from the spirit
and she is completely terrified needless to say we got the hell out of there went back to her place
and she spent all night trying to figure out what the message meant hilarious that is so messed up
it's so messed up that i mean like i feel like the guy at the graveyard i feel like the guy at the graveyard was clearly there just walking his dog probably
well i mean it was midnight so that is a little odd um i don't know why that man was
but the fact that he was in the fact that this friend state because this would be me. I feel like I'm big into like finding the meanings of things.
Like if I have weird dreams, I'm like, oh, what is the meaning of X, Y and Z in my dream?
And the fact that she truly believed that there was a meaning there.
Well, we would always scare ourselves when we were younger.
We did so much stuff that we would scare ourselves with.
Yeah.
And that kind of reminds me of that I feel like if this website existed I mean it probably did when we were younger back in my day we would have done the same thing to each other but we
wouldn't I don't know somehow we would have thought it was real oh I thought everything was real do
you remember when we were this is think, particularly the scariest thing that happened to us?
You're going to freak me out.
No, I'm not.
You were there.
I know.
But I just, I try to like not remember the scary things that we used to think or do because we were also the kids who would sneak the Ouija board.
And even though we were told no and we would freaking do it and then we'd be so
scared and having to sleep with adults because we were like please don't leave us like we were
terrified no we were in the playroom upstairs and it was just me and you this is a legitimate
scary story this is us thinking that there was really ghosts yeah so this is what it reminds me
this is no prank it felt like a prank and we heard that
noise coming from the closet the attic yeah in the attic and you were like britain he stop it
or something like that and i was like i thought that was you and you were like i thought that
was you and we ran out yeah i'm gonna forget it one of the most traumatizing i can picture where
we were we were like playing with dolls Like that makes it sound even creepier.
Like it's so creepy.
The whole situation was creepy, but things like that, I feel used to happen when you're
younger and we always blamed the house.
And I swear since being an adult living on my own, I've never had problems.
But back then, if you would have asked me do you believe in ghosts
whatever absolutely they live here and they're coming for us so yes I do but yeah no because I
remember too and maybe even this could be somebody that's playing a prank but I swear I don't know
who would do this to us but I remember one time we were doing the Ouija board.
It was moving.
We got scared.
We were like, that's enough.
We're throwing this thing out.
We threw it out, and I swear to gosh, this thing showed back up underneath the bed.
Yes.
It did. Yeah.
And ever since then, I've never even thought about doing it as a joke because
I'm like I don't know and back then too like I said somebody could have been messing with us
and we were young so we didn't catch on but I don't want to take that chance I'm not ready
to play that game again no I will never play that game again yeah nope yeah we're all set with that
one we're all set with the ghost we will stick to just liking halloween
so shady story number two okay moving forward this one starts out shadiest of them all i like
that a title was added to this one so kudos to you that's a nice touch nice touch okay
rewind to high school i had a decent amount of friends and my best dude evan i thought it was
funny that his name was evan um who i did everything with had two younger brothers scotty
and ryan during the middle of high school i met and started dating a girl for four years we did
everything together and we were joined at the hip for those years. Towards the end of the relationship, she said she wanted a break. So I was hanging out with
Evan that week because I was heartbroken and didn't know how to deal with it. During that time,
I couldn't sleep or think right and I was always paranoid about her doing things with other guys.
That summer, there was a big party and I didn't want to go because I knew
she was going to be there so I chilled with Evan instead. The night of the party I remembered
getting a text from people saying that she was pretty drunk and obnoxious. I didn't think anything
of it but I realized Scotty went to the party and I asked him about it the next day how the party was
and he said it was cool. Well I find out a few days later from a girl who called me out of the blue and said,
look, everyone wanted to be hush about it, but I know you're a good guy.
And I just wanted to let you know that Scotty slept over last night
and your ex slept with him in the same room.
Also, her makeup was smeared all over the pillows and there was a condom in
the garage. My heart sank and I didn't even know what to do or how to deal with it.
Scotty, someone I thought I could trust and was friends because I was best friends with his
brothers, has just slept with my ex and straight up told me that the party was cool after I asked him about it.
He continued to deny anything that happened when confronted, but we all knew what happened.
To this day, he tries to be cool because I'm friends with his brother still, but I will never be friends with him.
Fast forward 15 years and Scotty's wife is pregnant and someone I know told me that they just matched with him on Tinder
and he was messaging them.
Once a cheater.
Always a cheater.
And that's what got me with this was the ending tied it all together
because, I mean, you know, people suck and they'll cheat.
I feel like I don't know.
But they do.
People do suck and they will cheat.
And the fact that he is still a cheater to this day 15 years later that's crazy that tells you yeah I don't know I always go back and forth
about once a cheater always a cheater I feel like a lot of times it's when people say that it's almost with the same person.
If if you stay with someone, I agree.
They cheat on you.
Then I think for sure.
But then usually I do feel like people grow up, people change.
But clearly this guy, Scotty, did not in his blood.
It's in his DNA.
He's just going to mess around. That's so unfortunate.
This poor wife. Somebody better tell his wife.
You better tell his wife whoever wrote this
story. You can do it anonymously.
Just screenshot it from a
fake number. Karma is
a real thing. Yeah, that's
crazy, but not even for... As you're like, I've
never catfished. I don't know a catfish.
Just send him the text message
from a fake number. That's not catfishing, though. know a catfish just send them the text message from a fake number catfishing
though what is that being shady telling the truth yeah truth is truth truth is catfishing i think is
when i'm literally pretending to be someone else online but in this situation it almost reminds me
of those tiktoks where the girls will message to test i know exactly what you're talking about yeah
and stuff is crazy basically on tiktok if you don't follow or haven't seen any of these girls
will message these girls who have tiktoks and say hey can you test my boyfriend's loyalty
message him on instagram and see how far he'll go and I swear almost every
time it's not a good ending never ends well yeah somebody do that to this man's um okay
so here we go shady story number three so in high school I was about a sophomore and my still long-term boyfriend we are both now 27
was a junior we were more like friends with benefits type of thing for a year
while we were friends with benefits I also had a couple classes with his younger brother
one year younger well we sent some sexy photos and I mean sexy between us and my now boyfriend found out as in saw the
photos on his phone but we're still together nine years strong I cannot get behind
what I was saying this sounds a lot like what we were talking about last week. That's why I put it in here. Cause I'm like, is this a common thing that somebody will get with siblings and then be in a
long-term relationship and think that's fine and dandy?
Clearly it's a thing,
but I feel weird about even Eskimo sisters or whatever,
like friends who sleep with the same people.
Or I mean, I guess it could be Eskimo brothers too.
I don't know, whatever they call it.
It's some term that if a guy or girl that sleeps with the same people
but they're friends, I just feel.
Very weird to me.
I don't even feel good about that, let alone.
Real DNA, real siblings.
Siblings or, yeah, yeah it's it's happening out there
multiple times but they weren't they didn't actually do anything right it was just photos
that's all we know and that makes it a little better i think but still weird it's just and wait why did the
person keep the photos on the phone exactly like at what point did were these photos found
was it like initially yeah or was it like present day i don't know still weird still i like i just
don't know how i how do you get past something
like that but nine years strong it's working out for them the other people getting married
builds character what do you mean builds here what do you mean what do you mean um
yeah i guess i guess if it if that worked out I feel like at every family function that would occur because
this is I think what I think is so weird about the friend thing I would always feel weird being
with them in the same room right and then also now if you're literally at family functions
getting married or whatever the case is you having thanksgiving with your grandmother
yeah just couldn't like that's that's what i think about and you can look the whoever the
person that did did it with both people can look that grandma in the eyes that grandma and say
oh i love your daughter or so much or your granddaughter i love your granddaughter. I love your granddaughter. Meanwhile, the other girl that
you
slept with is sitting next
to grandma.
I just couldn't.
I can't get past that story.
So anyways,
that is our last shady story.
And
yeah, we will see you guys
on the next episode.
Bye everyone. Bye.