just a little shady - Karma | Ep. 3

Episode Date: August 25, 2023

Catching up on our weekend adventures (& lack thereof). Comparing the numerous clones of Taylor Swift. Diving into the latest, shocking celeb splits happening- in business & personal lives. & Finishing the episode with shady stories about accidentally dating a relative, how a boyfriend got revenge for his girlfriend at the bar, & why a high school hookup remained a secret for 10 years. Shop our NEW CONCERT COLLECTION merch at justalittleshadypodcast.com  Today’s episode is sponsored by Seed. Start a new healthy habit today. Visit seed.com/SHADY and use code SHADY to redeem 30% off your first month of Seed's DS-01® Daily Synbiotic. That’s seed.com/SHADY and use code SHADY Submit your shady story to be featured in a future episode anonymously here: https://forms.gle/VyXLKoDfE8udBBim7 Join our Patreon for ad free content, bonus content & more: https://www.patreon.com/justalittlesh... Subscribe to our youtube channel:    / justalittleshadypodcast   Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/justalittle... Watch us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR6yk19Q/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome back to the podcast. We've got quite a few things that happened since last week but before we catch up on that we need to catch up on what we did because honestly life um I kind of spontaneously went to Denver and what our mics were they were sword fighting. Dude, well, actually, you know how we said that we think that I have your mic stand? My old mic. Yeah. Last episode, I touched it so much, and I was conscious of it, and it was pissing me off. Yeah. But then I read a comment that was like, Haley needs to invest in new mic stands.

And I was like, damn, they're so right. Did they not notice me? I feel like for half of, and maybe it was because I would just hold my mic like it was for dramatic effect but like it really wasn't I would just be like holding it and acting like it was like a handheld microphone it was not yeah it was just like a little supposed to be fixed now so I guess we'll see um but yeah so let's catch up on this because it was it was very out of character um spontaneously went to denver well okay so so to be fair i wasn't gonna go anywhere my other i have a group of friends that was going on a trip to like hocking hills in ohio right i don't know if anyone's ever

heard of that but it's kind of like a it's like a mini pictured rocks in michigan i genuinely thought and this could have just been me being so i thought they were in arizona or something like i was convinced that's where they were they were literally kayaking you saw they were in the desert yeah that's that's crazy that that's the one yeah so i was originally supposed to do that but i was like i'm not gonna commit because one of my other friends this is the two like spaces in life that people are at I guess right now um my other friend was having a baby so I was like I don't know if I should go out of town what was gonna happen like I didn't know when it was like when it was gonna be obviously you just never know

right so then I didn't want to commit to the trip in advance so I was like I won't do that but then as the time got closer she didn't have her baby yet so she's like I've got time yeah so we went to Denver like literally booked it I don't know I want to say like it was four days in advance you were like oh yeah I'm going to Denver this weekend I was like what well you know the funny thing is so Mount Joy came on the podcast when we were at Lala and when we were done they were like we're going to Red Rock soon you guys should come like if you've never been it's such a cool venue and that was in the back of my head so I was like you know what we're gonna go so we literally went to Red Rocks we saw Mount Joy and then we

also were like, let's just stay in Denver for the weekend because we'd never been there. What I will say to you, I don't know. You've never been to Colorado, right? I have not. Okay. So they call it the mile high city because it's literally like 5,000 plus feet above sea level. Right. And by the the way just for comparison uh metro detroit and michigan is i think 200 feet oh big difference so we're like five thousand percent higher in denver and i knew about like altitude straight off like landing the plane like you're not you're already there you're already high up like perfect yeah it was not interesting i felt so off balance the whole time really but it was the weirdest experience because

in sedona i went to sedona before and what's their level i don't know what their level is but it's high and we we tried to hike in sedona and while we were hiking and I have asthma yes well I think we've talked about that before um and so while we were hiking I took like three steps and I was like worse and worse in Denver no but it wasn't the breathing so in Sedona it was like I knew altitude affects your breathing affects your lungs whatever the. The air is thinner. So I like expected it a little bit more in Sedona. Right. And so that's what I was thinking was going to happen in Denver.

So I'm like all prepared for that mentally. I'm like, I'm fine. I just won't hike. I won't do anything to activity. And I kind of liked that plan anyway. Yeah, that was a good plan. Yeah. Strong plan.

But we get there. I'm like off balance immediately. Uh-huh. Kind of feels like vertigo. Like, you know how when when you have like water in your ear you feel like a little that's kind of how I felt and then it was the weirdest thing because it was not my breathing at all but I just was sneezing uncontrollably is that a symptom of being high up so not when you look look up. So if you look it up, don't think I'm nuts. But for some reason, I couldn't stop sneezing. My nose was running and it felt like I just had a cold, like a really bad cold.

Yeah. And so if you ever go to Denver, I highly recommend to not plan activities for the first day. Because... Weren't your activities on the first day like your main activity was the first day i was so upset because red rocks was so sick i was gonna say how was it it looks so cool but i was so unwell the whole time i just kept like wiping my oh my god i'm like i hope no one's looking at me because I look like an idiot right now um but other than that it was really cool it's cool because they do a bunch of activities there uh-huh it's basically this venue if you're from Michigan it's kind of like DTE but it's all outdoors not covered and the steps are the seats are built into the steps are, the seats are built into the steps.

Which is the mountain. Which is the mountain. That's so wild. And there's a lot of space in between each step. So you have so much room to yourself. It's honestly like a really nice venue because you have some space to yourself. You're not like stacked on top of each other. So it's numbers ingrained into like the mountain.

Yes. You're not like stacked on top of each other. So it's like numbers like ingrained into like the mountain. Yes, there's wood that extends off of the step, like a little piece of plywood. So do you like just sit on the mountain? And you sit on the wood. And then there's a big step behind you that's like mountains. So you have like your whole own like area. People do yoga there. I've seen that as well.

Yeah, Elena said she did yoga there before, which I mean, if the altitude's affecting you, like I don't know how you do yoga up there yeah I would have died so getting to Red Rocks because I'm always curious about this like do you have to like climb a mountain to get to the venue Red Rocks or is it just like normal level you go in and then it becomes like the amphitheater no so you go up and it kind of like winds up you have to walk all that way yeah like a little mini and it is like a little road but everyone parks like along the side and however far away you have to park down is like however far you have to walk up but then you get to leave a little bit quicker yes but they also have a shuttle that can take you so we took like the shuttle halfway up but yeah it's it's crazy though

because I think of it like people were just tailgating on this mountain and I'm like this is where they go and we go to like pine knob I know very different it's very different life but yeah it was really cool and you know what else i noticed about the venue because i was like it's just such a good vibe here nobody was on their phone really it was the most nobody had their phones up like recording not really i mean a couple people here and there. Everybody was so invested in the show that it made it like so much more fun. That's really cool. I like that a lot. I had a lot. And their opener was like a band called Flip Turn. Never heard of them before. Was incredible. Lead singer. They were pretty good. Was incredible. That's awesome. Yeah. So it was really fun.

Yeah. So again, I recommend if you go to Denver give yourself a day of doing nothing because you just don't know how it's gonna affect you and uh I learned that the hard way everybody was also very dramatic there about not drinking which maybe this says something about me but really I didn't feel like it affected me any differently, but they say that whatever you drink, consider it like twice as much. Like if you have one beer, it's really like two. That's wild. I mean, I guess they say that about planes too. Yeah, that's what I heard too.

Like people will be like, oh, you get drunker on an airplane. Right. Apparently you get drunker in Denver. I didn't feel that way. And then I was like really concerned because I think one of the days I had like three drinks by the pool and I was like, so is this six? Why am I fine? Am I okay? Super concerned. Yeah. Like, do I need to go somewhere and get help? But yeah, no, I, I thought the drinking was fine. I went to, after the first day though, I, we walked to like a CVS pharmacy because I literally was,

I'm like, I think I'm actually getting sick. And I went up to the pharmacist for like consultation. And I was like, do you have anything for altitude sickness? And she looks me dead in the eyes and she's like, drink water and don't drink alcohol. Perfect. I'm on vacation. I'm like, I'm on vacation. So, yeah. But anyways anyways that's my little weekend

um catch up what did what were you up to that's crazy um so I did literally nothing me and Brian got dinner on Friday and I I've been feeling so like burnt out and so tired that I wanted this for myself I wanted a weekend of like I wanted to be able to oh my gosh sorry Brian just texted me while we're on here and he go I just saw my sister passed and my heart saying I know she passed her test congrats Brie she's getting her CPA so I'm really happy for her but I that just made my heart sink anyways we got dinner I just wanted a break all weekend so like Saturday I slept in and I did nothing sometimes those are the best weekends though it was so I feel like especially like I don't know at this age did i say it was so people or did i say peaceful i hope it's not peaceful maybe i still need some more rest i don't

know all i did was rest saturday sunday i started watching halloween movies that was exciting i cannot wait so it was just very very nice i enjoyed it oh i watch a lot of tiktok um and i don't know if anyone else has found this on their for you page but i watched a lot of videos of people opening oysters and like getting the pearls out of them like they farm the oysters and then like people will live like buy the oysters like on the tiktok live that's wild and then they'll be like oh kayla i'm opening your oyster and then they'll show like what pearls they get and i watched it for did you buy one hours no i kind of thought about it though there's like huge pearls in some of them today's episode is brought to you by seed you've heard us talk about seeds dso1 daily somatic time

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which I'm actually like, I don't mind that. The live tarot readers. Yeah, and I always get scared. Does this ever happen to you too? This has happened where like, I've accidentally clicked into one and I like think they're gonna know I'm there right away. So I'm like be alerted. Like I panic to like get out of the live because I'm like, I don't know think they're gonna know I'm there right away so I'm like be alert like I panic to

like get out of the live because I'm like I don't know if they're gonna see that I'm in here I used to with lives I used to panic the same way I would panic and like does it alert the person I think it does but if there's enough people on there like they're not really gonna see it um but why do they always like promote the ones like honestly the ones I feel like I get promoted it won't be that many people in there it's like a small amount of people yeah and then like why is TikTok pushing this so hard when I panic like in like back in the days when like the phones the phones phones like internet was not a thing like you didn't go on your phone onto the internet and

if you accidentally clicked like oh yeah it makes you pay yeah it'd make you pay so you'd panic and exit out of it so you didn't have to pay for it that's how i used to like see lives but now like i really got into the oyster ones i the wig ones i don't know why i get intimidated by those ones and recently i told you this right before we started filming oh yeah there's I don't know what's going on but I'm kind of pissed I'm like really really angry about and you know what I think it is I was with my dad and my brother the other day and they were talking about snakes and like just garden snakes being around and I think my phone was listening to me because ever since then every few lives there will be a live snake and it'll be like eating another creature and like the person will be commentating on it

and i want it to go away i want it to stop immediately you just have to keep scrolling away like within a second but it really freaks me out speaking of that just speaking of algorithm hacks so obviously if you don't want to see something, you scroll away really quickly. But supposedly, I saw this too with TikTok. If you get an ad on TikTok and you want them to stop giving you so many ads, if you exit the app and leave it for like 20 minutes and then come back, I'm going to do that if I see another snake one. It will take that as like you really don't want to see ads or like you really don't want to see whatever it was and they want to retain you in the app so

they'll stop giving you that so maybe try that like next time that's absolutely what I'm gonna do with the snakes because that can be no more on Instagram I know there's some ads like if you get them too much you can like block the ad because I was getting this really really weird it was for a sub i don't even know what sub company it was like not like jimmy johns oh like a sandwich it might have been firehouse sub i'm don't mean to call them out but this ad i really didn't like it was for like a meatball sub and it was just like it made me disgusted to see the ad that it's like blocked oh my gosh really quickly one more thing about meatballs I'm so serious because we had this conversation this past weekend terrified actually no so listen

so I ordered um this is like so off topic but I have to bring it up because it actually affected me um I ordered like turkey sausage you know like usually turkey sausage or chicken sausage yeah you know like usually it just looks like sausage but it's while you're in dinner at Denver yeah dinner was not I was at dinner in Denver um no so I ordered chicken sausage on my thing. And I was like, oh, it'll just look like sausage, but it's made of chicken. Right. Wrong. Wrong. It was a meatball?

It looked like a fucking brain. Like, you know how like meatloaf looks like a brain sometimes? Like the consistency. It was just like white, juicy patty with like, I don't know what it was. Did you see anyone else in the restaurant with it no like were you alarmed i was so alarmed and i literally did you eat it no i took one bite and then i was like oh evan do you want some chicken sausage and i like sure i put it on his plate and he looks at it and he's like oh and he was like he didn't notice it on your plate no he was busy eating his food drama

but yeah so i don't understand like the consistency of meatloaf or anything like turkey or chicken that isn't actually supposed to be made of it freaks me out no i'm gonna catch me eating i don't like weird textures it freaks me out yeah so that just wasn't it anyways um let's get into some things that actually happened this weekend besides our uh rants and ads and weird things so the real taylor swift because we had the real taylor swift out here shutting shit down then we had the fake one trying to so again there's. Dude, and there's a third Taylor Swift. What? What do you mean?

Have you seen Taylor Sheesh? No. Shut the fuck up. No. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so go on with these first two Taylors, and then I'll bring in Taylor Sheesh. I'm so alarmed. Because she's also causing a commotion.

Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm not on that talk. Okay, so first of all taylor swift attended her friend's wedding which was jack antonoff and margaret quali well now she's probably margaret antonoff but um could be so she goes to their wedding and she's been friends with jack antonoff since 2012 yeah and he helped make like 56 of her songs,

either co-wrote or co-produced. So they're like very good friends. Yes. So she's going to their wedding. Normal. All of a sudden, the Swifties, I guess the ones that don't give a fuck, show up.

They don't give a fuck about anything. And swarm the venue. I'm sorry, but if that was my wedding i'd be pissed yeah absolutely not um could they not just wait to like you know like see it in the magazines and on the instagram like they had to be there but i guess in those situations, like obviously you have to like be a certain level of fan that you can't be rational about it. Because if you're irrational about it, you have to think like in that moment, she's at her very good friend's wedding. She doesn't want that. Did you think she was going to come out and like serenade you?

Or like sign autographs? Absolutely. That's probably like. That's her friend's wedding. Like she's trying to be at the wedding right like you're probably not if you like i mean i guess if you're just like your end goal is to just like physically see taylor go to the heiress tour um don't go to where she's going to her best friend's wedding um but like if your goal is to interact with her i don't think you're gonna get a happy or pleasant interaction.

When you're crashing her friend's wedding. Or if ever this could be the other case was everyone was like, this is genius. Nobody will do this because only a crazy person would do this. So maybe it'll just be me and like I'll casually run into her on the street. That's like the only other like logical explanation. But like, OK, but when you started seeing that they were having to shut the street down with ambulances and stuff probably retreat yeah like at that point she's not coming out there um no but also speaking of i was like what do you think she's gonna come serenade you well she wouldn't but lana might because lana del rey was there and actually like serenaded the couple for their first

dance um in white in white and that's the part i want to focus and that's more importantly what was she wearing she wore a white dress i mean like it had some pink on it but if the base of the if you would describe something as white with pink if it starts with white you don't even think about it no it's not even an option you don't put it on if it's like honestly though anything even with white on it I feel like to a wedding if it's like a wedding related event and it has a little bit of white on it fine maybe depending on what it looks like but if you're actually going to wedding if there's a shred of white on it don't do it consider i just feel like some people truly don't think because that's what it's got to be at this point because

it is blatant disrespect and we've talked about this i don't know if we've talked about it on the podcast or just on the after show bonus episodes but i think after show is more fun um like it's just rude and like if you don't know not to wear like how do you not know not to wear at this point it's 2023 like we all know like you've been informed white so i don't know um like yeah she she wore white honestly though taylor's dress i believe was like a really light blue and i sent it i sent it to you i was like this is a little risky this is a little close i was like i agree it's a little close to white i'm like there could have been a color scheme going that they like said like yes please wear but then we saw lana's dress and i don't know if there was a color scheme going because they did not necessarily flow in terms of color scheme

so just watch your back um don't wear white to weddings it just don't do it it's not cool yeah that was uh wild but i think more wild was taylor swift's doppelganger um ashley who hired a secure a fake security and walked around the mall and disney and so people would think that it was actually taylor why would you want to subject yourself to that i've heard rumors which cannot be confirmed or denied that she may have been filming a youtube video and being like with with pranksters like youtube prankster yes with the approach of like this is a prank look at the people we're pranking but how dare you treat celebrities like this and blah blah blah yeah i don't even like just don't do it she was trying to say i guess that she was creating awareness of how hard celebrities have it but if that's true why

does she pretend to be one like yeah she's making it harder yeah like it's i don't know weird it's just weird the whole thing was definitely gave just a weird vibe i don't know i don't know how i feel about it i feel that was just like taking it to another level it's also weird because doesn't she um usually like say she's not trying to be yeah she's like i'm i'm ashley i'm not taylor right that's the same girl yeah so and she's, she's tried to make comments before that she doesn't look like Taylor Swift and she doesn't do her hair or her makeup to try to look like Taylor Swift, but, like, in that moment,

what were you going for? I guess the YouTube video, I guess the clicks. But, like, why Disney too? I was curious about, like, that choice. Yeah, I don't know. i guess we'll find out like when is taylor swift like just like casually like breeze through i think that's why it probably

wouldn't work anyways because in what world is taylor swift just like walking around yeah with security and maybe in new york like youtube who was filming it like how did they not see the people filming it that's what i was curious about as, because I only saw her and then the security guards, which like the security guards looked hilarious. Like if you watch those videos and you just focus in on like the individual security guards, like it is pretty funny just because it's comical that anyone ever believed like they were like they clearly did not know what they were doing. Yeah. Like they were like walking around like a little herd of penguins like isn't it when like

celebrities go to disney world too they like take back routes and like don't walk through yeah they'll have a vip tour guide so like i don't the whole thing just was interesting but okay can you explain this other third taylor that i'd never heard about? So Taylor Sheesh is based out. I want to say, I don't know where she's based out of, but it's somewhere that Taylor is not touring currently. And she's been putting on like these elaborate eras tours. What? Yes.

And like hundreds of people come to see them. And like, she has like Taylor's exact costume. Have you seen this? I saw like one video of this. And I'm just like, and people like, I love Taylor. Oh, Filipinos in Britain. So it's somewhere, somewhere in the Philippines. And she's, oh, she's a drag queen who is known for impersonating the American singer songwriter, Taylor Swift.

So are these shows are like full-blown recreations of... Yes. Wild. That's impressive. And people are like, it's so great. I love it. This is awesome. But like, I mean, Taylor's just fought for all her music,

and now she has... Taylor Taylor she's taking her whole heiress tour that's crazy but you know how much like studying and I don't even like product how are you doing that's crazy I watched a TikTok the other day that it was it was literally just like each slide of it it was like a study of taylor's heiress tour because it showed like each era that she sang and so like fearless red and it showed like a map of where she went on stage and like how long she was like in each like quadrant of the stage i don't know but it was interesting i watched every single slide um you're part of the problem but on top of taylor sheesh there was a girl on tiktok this might have been this weekend this might have been like friday night um she went

live and i literally like she was pushed right to my algorithm because i saw her opening with cruel summer and she went and like because then it would come up through like I watched for a little bit she did every single song and did a whole performance out of her living room I I didn't see it but I heard about it after the fact it's just the dedication is absolutely background singers and dancers she had an opener like she had costume changes that's it was super impressive i feel like if this was a thing when we were younger that would have been us yeah like 110 oh yeah we i mean we literally had a fashion show for like my birthday party in fifth grade i think we showed pictures of it i want to say the first episode yeah but yeah like we put on a full-blown fashion show like what changes yes it was almost like a pageant it was and my dad took he took the like the folding tables that

we would use for like family parties and made them look like a like fashion show runway and we put tablecloths over them you know what the freaking hors d'oeuvres were too? Like we had hors d'oeuvres. We had like the little tiny like soup crackers with peanut butter on them. I don't know why. I don't remember. Those are like my two distinct memories from that. That's wild. And we set the couch up

on like the other side of the runway for like the parents. So we for sure would have been doing some shit online. Oh yes, we would have had our own T-A-R-I-S tour. Well, we have to talk about another. We have to move on because Taylor's influence over the world goes further than the three Taylors and all of that because people are thinking and wondering if her beef with Scooter Braun has translated into everyone splitting with him now.

Because for the past few weeks, there were rumors that Justin Bieber was leaving Scooter Braun. Nothing ever came of it and they denied it. Right. Yes. His team and Scooter's team denied it. But then suddenly in the last like 24 hours, Ariana Grande and Demi Lovato both left Scooter. Ariana Grande is still up in the air. Really? Yeah. She's been with him for 10 years. And so now people are like, if she leaves him after 10 years,

David LaVada has been with him since 2019. So not as drastic. But Ariana Grande was 10 years. And obviously, Justin Bieber is his whole freaking career, pretty much. So it would be very shocking. And so now everyone's wondering, there was some blind items going around that Scooter might be in trouble or being investigated by like the FBI.

And people were making references to Taylor's song, Vigilante Shit, where she says. Being about him? Yeah. And saying how like the FBI is investigating. And so people are thinking she might have something to do with this situation. Great. No, I read. thinking she might have something to do with this situation right no i read i just read that he was taking a new role at his company but sometimes that's how like things are like spun yeah kind of spun and kind of like masked up as like oh no he's just taking a step away or a step down or a

step to the side because it specifically said whatever i was reading it was like he allegedly was taking a step away from like the day-to-day manager tasks or manager like duties whatever that entails um and is now being ceo but maybe they're moving him away from the artist because he's being investigated yeah i honestly i don't know what's about to happen but if it's true and all these people are leaving him I mean that's definitely not a good look so I am kind of curious to see what comes of this I mean hopefully it's not with the FBI I feel like that's so I mean, where there is like where there's smoke, there generally is fire. So I feel like, you know, even if Justin Bieber is still with him, will he still be with him six months from now? Right. Like if it gets postponed because things don't come out right away, I feel like it will kind of ride out a little bit.

But I guess we'll see what happens um so those are the rumors but there's more rumors of splits because britney spears and her husband or husband a lot of people were unsure about this whole wedding seemed real sus like real real sus i don't believe that was a real wedding nobody really ever did and so it's weird that people are like so shocked they're getting divorced but i'm not surprised i find it more shocking because i kind of was always on like the little conspiracy side of things thinking that like he was basically like the new face of the conservatorship like he was really the one now that was supposed to keep an eye on her kind of thing right and so that's why it's

shocking to me because if it's not going to be him who do we think it's going to be that kind of takes that role because there's no way she's just totally free with all the stuff that comes out about like the green screens and like the fake trips that she's doing and the i don't know there's so many something going on there and they were too quick to put out the i don't know there's so many something going on there and they were too quick to put out like i don't know who it was netflix whoever that put out like the free britney documentary on like the conservator conservatory how do you say conservatorship sometimes yeah i'm having a tough day words are hard yes they are but i we should have there is more to uncover like we have not reached like it's not the full truth even with the conservatorship it's like we shed light on one

thing but i don't think it was ever really totally figured out no and like until we can get britney in a room like sitting with somebody being like what is is going on? Without an earpiece in her ear, like free of speech. Like I will not believe the stories that come out. I just won't. And when everyone was like, yay, Brittany is free. Like, I feel like that happened. Like it was like, woo, we did it. She's free.

I'm like, I don't buy it. Same. It doesn't feel real yet. Yeah. I will not totally believe anything that gets put out until it's her alone in a room without any influence being like this is the truth even the book that's coming out i'm like i want to oh yeah because she's writing a book yeah she's writing a book and it's supposed to

be coming out and i still even i feel like i have to read the book or at least audio listen to the book yes you would say um we have to for journalistic reasons and also for journalistic purposes. We need to know. But I will not believe that that is like the 100% truth. Yeah, like that is like. Yeah, because the same way that like articles get written, anybody could have written that or like influenced what was written. And put her name on it.

Yeah. Yeah. So I will not totally buy it until it's just her but um he sam was like threatening that if he doesn't get money out of this divorce that he'll expose her expose her for what what more could be done to this woman like leave her alone what do you think's gonna happen that people are gonna just be like, oh, okay, what would she be scared of coming out? What is he gonna expose her for?

A fake wedding? We already know. Right, he'll just be exposing himself at that point. I don't know what he thinks he's gonna do, but I'm gonna tell you right now, anything he thinks he's gonna do, it's not gonna work. No, it's not gonna go well for him. Everyone's still gonna rally behind her and not you.

So like, we are all britney stands here including madonna because madonna wants britney to come on tour with her which would be wild isn't that kind of wild that would be crazy she hasn't performed in since 2018 that would be her first live performance since 2018 i feel like it needed to happen because i feel like madonna supposedly like at this wedding too like can someone fucking come out and tell the truth and i think selena gomez is a good person so i never said madonna wasn't a good person i'm just saying like somebody was at this fucking wedding tell us the truth maybe madonna maybe selena gomez wild i just want to know like i see so many things that i'm like maybe it was a dream what is going if it's not a fucking green screen or if it is why i think we

need to dedicate ourselves to further research on this specific topic yeah i don't know like i was not that shocked when it said they're getting divorced. The only reason I was shocked is I'm like, if he is like keeping an eye on her, like now who's going to be the person that they're like. Keeping an eye on her. Oh yeah. And this is what I thought too. I wanted to bring up. So she had like a little divorce party where she had like, I think it was like five guys or like six guys come over and they made like this little weird video perfect i don't know but let's let's take that and go on to a new topic of divorce parties what do we think of those i don't know see i think i feel like you have strong opinions on this no i've just i feel like it's becoming more popular and now that britney did it, it's going to be even more popular.

Yeah. Like Britney did it. So I'm going to do it. Yeah. But like, I don't know. I feel like it could be. What's the word? Therapeutic.

Yeah. For some people. Yeah. But I also feel like it could be tacky. It could be. It has potential to be both. If it's for social media, I feel like it's got to be tacky. But if you are doing it and you're not plastering it all over social media, therapeutic.

Right. Because it's like some people have like destroying the dress parties. Have you ever heard of that? Oh, yes. But the only time I've seen it is when it's like purposely done for social media and they're like, there's my dress. There it goes. That's the shit. I don't think it needs to be like advertised.

Like I think it's like kind of like we do this in secret. Divorce party. For our own mental health. Yes, because I pray to God I do not have to ever go through something like that. Are you gonna sneeze? I thought so. Are you okay? Yeah yeah it's passing but if i did i feel like i would need a divorce party right of sorts like some close friends like yes

like i feel like there'd be like less than eight of us in the room funny story that I just thought. Is it about you and me? No, no, no. No, it's just a little segue of like, so we always do this. We're like, we'll take pictures and we know they're so bad, but we'll be like, we'll be like, it's for the memes. Yeah. Oh yeah. For the memes. So I didn't even tell you this. Fuck up. What do you have on me? No, no, no. When we were, no no I said it to like a stranger so like this girl she was like the sweetest girl so we were out when we were like somewhere in Detroit and this girl came up to me and she was like just like a random girl was I there no and you weren't there but I forgot to tell you so she comes up to me and she's like so sweet and she's like can we take a picture and I was like yeah of course and we like take a picture did you say and it was like not cute like I looked so bad

I wasn't even thinking and like she was like walking away and I was like hey just for the mems and so like she walks away not thinking anything of it and Tracy was with me and she's like you told her for the mems and I'm like, I was like, honestly, I wasn't thinking like I was just panicked. And I was like, yeah, just for the memes. Because like that was my way of being like, that was my way of being like, don't fucking post it, please. I look terrible. So yeah, if you ever hear us say that or if I ever said that to you, that just means it's

for your own personal use. We personally don't feel good about the photo. That's our way of being like. I feel like I say that to you that just means it's for your own personal we personally don't feel good about the photo yeah that's our way of being like i feel like i say that if you ever post that i say that to everybody because that's my way of being like if i ever see you post this you're in the wrong i will absolutely ask you to take it down yeah well i mean i feel like you need to like have approval of most of the group when you're posting a group photo i don't know we have some friends that just send it with social like they just like you've been tagged in a post like a what fucking picture and then i see it and i'm like this doesn't exist like i don't recognize it to be true because it was for the mems photo

and that was not i feel like every photo is for it needs to be for the mems and if it's not it needs to be exclusively voted on by each member of the photo this is going to go onto the ground i know it was for the mems but like vote yes or no yeah and if somebody doesn't say yes then you don't post it no because it's just for the men but yeah so um that's that's just a little something i thought it was gonna be something about like me being petty and you'd be like yes you would for sure have a divorce party because you've done x y and z in the past oh no i did burn one of my ex-boyfriends crewnecks before it was his favorite crewneck and I burned it that's crazy I'm happy have you have you ever burned anything or like I don't think so dramatically thrown

something away no not dramatically I guess I just burned that one that's it yeah no not dramatically or anything I feel like just like regular just like yeah yeah well you're you are less dramatic than me so that that makes sense i don't know like it even when people go to like those rooms where you can break stuff i feel like that can be really therapeutic and i'm interested in going we should go but i feel like there's a little level of like crazy if you do post it on social media. Oh, like you have to like be like, here's what I did at like the rage room. And like, you know who we like. Yeah.

Like they like recently went through a breakup, like deleted all of like the pictures of the two of them. And then they're like, here's me. Yeah. Like that's a little crazy. But like if you're just doing that some people use social media as their diary and they need to let people know all the things i feel like back in the day it was a little more acceptable to do like the subliminal like that's what we well icons shut up we are going to go back i'm gonna go back through both of our facebooks and like i i don't

have my facebook no my the only facebook i have is like from college when i had to make it for the sorority bro i was gonna say i'm gonna go back through like our middle school like cringy post and then we can vote on like whose was whose i don't have that's's so unfortunate. I'm not exposing myself alone. Come on. It's for the moms. For the moms. For the pod. No, I've said definitely some way dramatic quotes. No, but I love when someone does post a subliminal message,

I love figuring out who it's from. You know I live for this. I know. But if somebody is rage posting, like breaking things, I am going to figure out who it was about as well but i'm going to be concerned about their well-being i love us yeah i do love a splinter but i think i would also love a rage room i see you just wanted to know everyone's drama at all times i know as i'm judging them like people use it as their diary yeah back in

the day i feel like that's kind of what it was though but it's turning into that again because like imagine this generation of like everything they post on tiktok with like tiktok story time with me but there's like middle school girls doing like story times of like so i like this boy and i'm gonna go see him instead of doing it in like the instant message away message it's like a tiktok story it's like a tiktok story time of like all these things are going through and there's no way they don't look back on it and be like shouldn't have done that yeah shouldn't have posted that yeah i don't know i also saw this thing it was like everyone always warns people about their digital footprint like once it's on the internet it's forever and it's like no it's not some shit's

hard to find people are like i don't know i've never like something about their middle school like aol things coming up again no that's never came up again myspace is like just gone myspace was specifically the one i feel that people were like warning everyone about like whatever you post on myspace it's with you forever it's like okay i wish i could find my my top eight i would kill to see who was in my top same and i feel like i had like you could have photo albums on there and you could have like a little like scroll through photos like on your actual page. Like I would love to see that, but it is nowhere to exist.

Yeah. I feel like you have to go on like the dark web for that shit now. My old club penguin would love to see how that's doing. But if you told me right now I could find my Nintendogs and see if they were alive. I had a real great Nintendog and and it ran away i think we talked about our nintendo before we have we really have um okay before we get into the shady stories we have to talk about some new music which by the way something came up today what i don't know i listen some new songs and i was like we should do that every week where we like share our new Wait, something came up today. What? I don't know. What do you mean something came up?

I listened to some new songs and I was like, we should do that every week where we like share our new favorite songs of the week. Oh, I can do that. I made a playlist yesterday. Okay. Amazing. Lips hair. I feel like we only have to share like one song or this could get really long each week.

Okay. Well, mine's not going to be a new song, but mine's going to be like my favorite song right now. And I have two. Okay. Go. Okay. So my first one is stick season by noah khan um real great bop and then this is an old song but is it also a bop is love again by dualipa i've been playing both of those songs back to back like that's wild was it were you gonna say the same thing no um i don't have like what i'm listening to that i've got to be honest after lala and like so much music was going on i did take a break

every restaurant and like place we went to to just relax after was blasting music there was like a little point in my mind where i was like turning the fucking music down when we were i can't listen to any more music we went to a dive bar on the last day of lala just to get like purely like we were specifically looking for food and i don't think and like at that point we were like needed the break for music i don't think music has ever been louder in a restaurant in my entire life but i've got to be honest that was a sick ass band it was a sick ass band and at any other moment we would have been up there with them but at that exact moment I was like I need earmuffs yeah we were over music for a second I really

haven't been listening to like I usually listen to that playlist on Spotify it's like new music Friday yeah you're good about that and it like i pick out songs from there um but i literally haven't done it in a while because i've just been overstimulated by music listen to audiobooks today i did find one new song that i really like and i think you'd like it too um it's by oliver tree and it's called One and Only. Ooh. It's good. You'll like it. But that's going on. And then also just speaking of some new music information, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez are both putting out new music.

I'm actually super hype. I love Selena Gomez. I've said that before. But like I always love her music and a lot of people love to hate on her music but I think it's good well there were there were also rumors that she was gonna be working with Fred again because he yeah they like posted something together they did and he was at Lala and we saw him for a second at the after show um but I feel like he's like becoming huge right yeah he's like becoming huge right now.

Yeah, he's like blown up. If you would have asked me four weeks ago, who is that? I would have been like, I've never heard of that. Now I'm like. Lala does that to people. Yeah. Especially for us because we're just. Yeah, I think it's just very eye opening for us sometimes.

I know. Well, yeah. So they're both putting out new music. And then Ariana Grande is releasing a 10 year anniversary edition of yours truly so we will be looking out for that did you see that in order to like promote it Miley posted the old clip from Hannah Montana when like her and Selena were on the episode Selena posted the same one but from like of Miley I think like Miley posted selena and selena posted miley and i just that like

that like like i want to say like your heart hole yeah like it melts my heart but like it made my heart hole yeah um i saw this video on tiktok and this woman was like if miley ever did an heiress tour and like went through all of Miley's bops from like even when she's in Montana. She's the only other person I could see doing like a crazy heiress tour. I would absolutely die for that. And then a quick PSA before we get into the shady stories. I wrote this in the notes.

PSL is back this week yes i think as of this episode coming out it came out either today or yesterday it's unclear if it comes out on today or i think it's today so if you haven't already go get your pumpkin spice latte because i know i did it's crazy because i think it's a common misconception that I like pumpkin spice lattes. But if we're being honest, I don't even know when the last time I had one is. See. And I think I've only ever had like one. I too used to have that problem where it was a common misconception that I loved all things pumpkin spice. But I was like against them.

Like, no, I don't want to do that. Like, I don't want to play into like who like people probably think I am. now i love them i love them maybe i'll give it a try you should all right let's get into some shady stories shady story number one i have always been the unluckiest person in the world one time the lightning struck my house so i had to move places once i was walking in the park when the police stopped me they suspected me of a crime and i spent hours in their office answering questions was late to my final exam came home to my fucking cat puking and shitting all over my laptop she had food poisoning because of a wild pigeon she had ripped apart on my bed so last week i went out with my girls and met a really attractive guy

with whom we immediately clicked. He was everything I wanted, the looks, his personality, style. I know it's dumb to fall for a guy you just met so quickly, especially since they oftentimes turned out to be Ted Bundys, but it really felt like he was my soulmate. We didn't want to rush things and spent that night dancing and talking. He invited me on a date. It was the best day I ever had.

We made out a couple of times, but nothing past that, and it was magical. However, I've been ignoring him for the last two days because this dude is my cousin. No doubt. The results to my DNA test I took in the winter came in, and I saw him in the people you are related to in your area section. It was his name, his photo, his dog's picture too. It means he has taken this test as well and has agreed to make the information public to find his relatives through the app. And it's not like he is my great, great, great grandpa's cousins, nephew's brothers.

We are quite closely related. Heck, even my mom knows him. We are just not close to our family and I've never seen him before. Yeah, no way I'm fucking my cousin, but I am on the fence of whether or not I should let him know. A dumb part of me wants to make my info on that DNA app open and text him LOL surprise. But for the most part, I do not want to traumatize the dude. he does not need to know his cousin touched his boner so i actually want to ask you girls what would you do if you were me should i text him and explain all the drama between us or ghost him and leave a memory of our short-lived cousinship ew to be a memory sweet home alabama i had to um well at least you didn't fuck them already you've ever made um

honestly wow that could have been really bad like i i guess what made you take that dna thing and thank god you did everything happens for a reason and you took that dna exam for a damn reason that because this could not continue yeah i guess you've been unlucky but it would have been way more unlucky if this continued and like you oh you brought him home to your family and then when your mom was like exposed you in person. I mean, I guess at that point, like at least it wouldn't escalate to the point where you got like engaged. OK, but I feel like with the question being proposed to us, like you have to tell him. Oh, yeah. No, I think I think he should know.

I mean, it's not like it's going to be like any more or less weird for him than it is for you already like you went through the same experience if I know this is your fucking cousin like he deserves to know yeah I I just feel that's so unfortunate yeah but you gotta tell him you gotta tell him and then let us know how it goes yeah what is he gonna say like like he's gonna feel like how she feels he's gonna be like you could like bond over that make a little joke become better cousins yeah maybe maybe you got a good friend oh that is so rough i am sorry but i feel like you gotta tell him no he needs to know that's a that's a that's a 10 out of 10 for me yeah i thought it was really good and sorry about all your like prior mishaps the pigeon things not not ideal either why is it though like just real quick why is it that dogs and cats and animals always have to like puke and

shit at the wrong times yeah they do have a habit but i swear to god it's like you're having the worst day ever and that has to be the day that your dog fucking pukes on the carpet and you're just like thank you that was a cherry on top of my day they want to let you know like it's in solidarity like i'm having a bad day i'm just disgusted with this day as you are. Mm-hmm. Okay, you can... Shady story number two. So I was going... So I had been going out with my boyfriend for about eight years now. And at the beginning of our relationship,

we would be partying like three times a week in our small town as I was a bartender and I would often finish very late. There is a bar that we would often go to that had live music and a pool table and it was always very busy. There were only four toilets in total, two for men and two for the women. I was using the ladies toilet and was only in there for a second and the light started going off and on from the outside.

I knew my boyfriend would be watching the toilet because he was always very attentive especially when we were out late i stayed in there and the flashing stopped but then when i came out my boyfriend showed me the guy that was doing it he said he told him to stop and that he did and apologize later on we were in the smoking area and switch the light and the switch light guy came out and left his drink down to a light left his drink down to a light left his drink down to light a cigarette he got talking to someone and my boyfriend stole his drink and peed into the corner the corner of it under the bar table it was so busy no one paid attention but he put the drink back on the table i was shocked and a little appalled at my boyfriend's

behavior but i couldn't help but watch when the guy picked the glass up and my boyfriend's piss was in it. We have seen him out since numerous times around town, and it always makes us laugh. Love your podcast from Spain. Isn't that nuts? I mean, from zero to 100. They say pee is sterile.

And the guy obviously no harm. He's still out. He's still partying. He's still living it up. But that is why I feel like I genuinely wouldn't be able to let it happen. Like if somebody I knew did that, I think you would like to stop the person. Don't do it. Don't do it don't do it man yeah like i don't think i like might actually get sick you've got so much to live for don't

yeah no i would i would i couldn't do it but i would throw up i would then be the dog throwing up on a bad day um yeah i think i would have to stop them did wasn't there a guy who like went viral for saying he like drinks his pee i hope not yes there was a guy who literally said he like lived off drinking his pee and it's like good for you i don't believe that i think it's like a survival technique that like you pee into a hole if you're ever stuck on an island and it can become water somehow um but i don't think that this guy from the uk drank his own pee and claims it left him looking 10 years younger every day he drank 200 milliliters of his own pee also though i feel like it definitely would be different if it was like your own pee like if someone was like you have to drink this and it was like your own pee versus like a fucking stranger

maybe but right like not just her funsies like i wouldn't in what situation i have a weak stomach man i don't think i would do well i would say though um this has got to be like nine out of ten for me yeah these are really good these are great shady story number three back in high school i was always a shy kid i never went out much and had a small group of friends i had a class with one of the most popular boys in school who were called james who would talk to me during class since he had no other friends in there he was known for being big on partying every weekend but was also one of the smartest kids in our graduating class. I had always thought he was cute but he was of course

dating the most popular girl in school. We'll call her Leslie. One day he invited me to a party and I'd never been to one so I was hesitant. He assured me it was going to be on the smaller side and would be a good opportunity for me to actually go out since it wouldn't be so overwhelming. I don't know why, but I agreed. We exchanged numbers, and the night of, he texted me the address of the party. I convinced my best friend to go with me since I didn't want to go alone. When I arrived, it was apparent that the word had gone around and most of our senior class was there. About an hour after arriving, he came up to me and was very obviously under the influence of more than alcohol. He joked and hung out with us as if we were regular friends and not just friends in one shared class.

He took me under his wing and taught me how to play beer pong. I was feeling tipsy and after a while, we ended up alone outside by the side of the house. We talked for some time and one thing led to another. We ended up making out and even went a few bases but didn't fully go all the way. After some time, I realized what was fully happening and remembered he was not single. I was immediately filled with regret and guilt. I knew I was not this type of person. I broke away and went off to find my friends and told them I was ready to go home. The next Monday at school, I was nervous about seeing him for obvious reasons. I figured things would be weird and decided to keep to myself. When it finally came time for

a shared class, he sat down next to me as usual and casually talking about the party and how I had missed out and he had thought that I would actually go. He raved about how it ended up being one of the biggest parties of the year and how wasted he was. It became apparent that he had no recollection of me going since he was so heavily under the influence of many things. I was in no way going to tell him what happened that night out of embarrassment and shame on my end and the possibility of him not believing me and getting mad. We continued as class friends until the end of the year. Fast forward nine years and I ended up reconnecting with a friend trying to get in contact with all of our graduating class in order to set up our 10-year

reunion. Talking with her stirred up the memory of that one night in high school with James and I decided to look him up on social media to see how life treated him. Luckily his profile on insta was not private and scrolling down his page I saw nothing but consistently happy pictures of James and his high school girlfriend Leslie throughout college graduating vacationing a big proposal on his dad's boat and the two of them getting married he seemed happy and Leslie was pregnant and they even had a baby on the way I don't know if he ever ended up remembering that night or lied about not remembering but I never told a soul until this. I will never tell anyone,

but I will forever feel guilty. Isn't that kind of wild? That is wild. That's a long time to hold that secret. I know, you don't even tell your best friend, but let me tell you, being alone outside of the party, isolated, not a good place to be.

How did that happen? You didn't expect that something bad was gonna happen do you really think he doesn't remember or do you think he was just playing it off yeah i don't know because i feel like i mean at this point like it's not her secret to keep like she doesn't need to feel guilty about it you were in high school you went to a party but in the moment do you think that he was just like pretending that he like didn't remember yeah to like save face because people did like would say that they'd be like oh yeah i feel like it's in like every movie yeah i don't remember i don't remember that and it fucking happened in the summer i turned

pretty conrad was like oh i was so drunk i don't remember yeah and then um belly was like yes you did you remember this like this conversation yeah i feel like it's like such a cop-out but also if you really don't like that can happen too so like you don't know but i guess it's hard to say because you really played it up with like the whole like oh you didn't even come at all. Yeah. Because like that, that could be a sign that he really just doesn't remember. I know. But I definitely don't think this is like her secret to keep.

No, no, not at all. Yeah. But. Tell the world. Tell us the real names. I also feel like if you have a 10 year reunion. Like, how weird would that be? That would be really weird.

Dude, our 10-year reunion is, like, about to be coming up. I know. We're so freaking old. I know. But, yeah, that'll be interesting. I guess let us know how the 10-year reunion goes. I know. Are you going to attend?

Will they attend? Yeah. Did you set it up? what do you think the story is we're gonna find out right hopefully right back in no no no no what do you think the story is rating wise oh i'm like i don't know what the story is yet it didn't happen the reunion's not didn't happen i don't think she's gonna do anything about it like i don't think what's she gonna do go to this point yeah like his wife it was 10 years 10 years and be like you know remember that one party remember we hooked up i feel like though i literally fucking feel like at 10 year reunions that's the shit people do

no honestly people get petty as fuck not that i've ever been to a 10 year reunion but i feel like people hold on to shit and they'll just let it rip at reunions not speaking from experience at all what i had a sorority reunion oh that's not the same thing though shit came out no i feel like it's way worse when it's like your whole graduating class but you know i feel like we've talked about this too i feel like people don't really do tenure reunions anymore because like you see everything on social media. Yeah. I feel like it's worth doing because also I just want to go

and like be a fly on the wall and see what petty shit comes out. We talk about this regularly and I was a part of student government and I don't know if it would be our senior board or our student government board that plans a tenure reunion. But like I very well could be one of the people that's supposed to plan our reunion then you'll make sure and invite everybody that will cause the most drama for us oh yeah oh no it'd be fun especially if we had to have like a seating chart like that could get that could get fun really quick um however i just don't know i don't

know if that's in the cards for me in this next year i guess we'll find out we'll write a shady story about our reunion but will you come because before you've said you wouldn't come i don't i don't know if i would come see so then where i i said this. Like, can you like wear glasses with a camera on it so then I can like watch through the lens? Please put in the comments somewhere where you can get glasses of the sort. Dude, probably Amazon. Probably. I'm going to look into it after this. Well, I think the story was like a six out of ten.

Yeah, I would agree okay it does seem like that like the story of like every like high school rom-com yeah i feel like something of this sorts happens yeah i'd say like a six out of ten but these were amazing shady stories this week. So please keep writing them in. If you want bonus content, join our Patreon. The link is below. And yeah, well, that concludes this episode. We will see you guys in the next one. Bye, everyone. Bye.