just a little shady - WE WENT TO MEXICO: Wedding Party Fights, Employee Fights & More Fights | Ep. 14

Episode Date: November 19, 2023

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Hello and welcome back to the podcast. We are just going to make this episode one big shady story because we have this was decided about 30 seconds ago. We have enough to talk about with our trip to Mexico. There's so much to talk about. As it is. So I don't think we need to get into everyone else's drama this week we got enough of our own we need to focus on our own um and there might be some TMI about bathroom situations so trigger warning for that um but yeah so i think we need to start off first and foremost with what our first day there so we go to check-in rooms aren't ready no problem you know what i mean we'll get a margarita yeah some tacos we're golden no problem so we go eat we We get our stuff, go change, go to the pool. Within, I want to say. I almost forgot that this happened. Oh my God. I could never. It was the best first day I could ever think of. Was it? Yeah, because it was just, I was like, damn, if this is the start, I can't wait to see what else happens. So we get to the pool. All of our friends, not all of them, but a lot of our friends were already there. Just like drinking, hanging out.

So we get there. We're hanging out. I want to say maybe we make it like 60 minutes. We weren't there for that long. By the time the situation we are about to explain happened, I had left the pool for about 30 seconds to i think maybe go to the bathroom and weren't there no i wasn't there i didn't see it all unveil i got out of the pool and i went to either the bathroom or to grab a drink or something what was it you knew okay so i went to go grab my phone because I was texting another group of our friends that

wasn't there yet to let them know where we were. And in the time I went to go get my phone, send that text and come back to the pool. Somebody had gotten punched in the face and they were in our group too. So it was funny because there was like a big group of our friends, but then obviously we were there for a wedding. So there was probably like 80 people 81 specifically from the wedding also in the pool that day so and they had been there all day too but it was funny because as soon as we got in the pool not that we were judging but there was like an older woman and she was wearing like a gold

thong bikini you couldn't miss her like no gold shining and we were like picture sharpay evans like in in her year yeah in her late 80s 60 let's be there let's be respectful to the woman that like that punches people um so anyways so like we had already noticed her because it was kind of like you couldn't not but anyway just stand out she wanted to be a superstar and she was um and so anyways we had seen this lady early in the day we didn't think anything of it whatever besides her bathing suit was fun and but besides that I did make a comment about her I go dang I hope that's me living life and I'm sure it will be and I could see that for us but so anyway life goes on we're in the pool all of a sudden somebody gets punched in the face by this woman like totally unprovoked at the time we

didn't know the full story like all of us just see this lady walk up to her boom right in the face contact i would i didn't see it but from what i heard full contact and dart out of the pool the older lady just darts after she wanted to do a hit and run and so like we see a few people from the wedding that we know like go chasing this old lady out of the pool we're like the hell is going on it's not you see this girl like holding her face it's like getting red getting swollen like what the fuck she literally just punched her what's going? I come back to the pool and everyone just like, someone got punched. So I go, what, what happened? And it was just so, we had done so much traveling to get there. We had been traveling since 2 AM. Um, and at this point in time, it was probably like 2 PM

in the afternoon, but I was so delusional. Like I'm like, am I making this up? Like, are we really here? Are we sleeping on the plane still? We're dreaming about this. So anyway, she punches her whatever darts. Everybody in the pool at this point just looking, trying to figure out what's going on. Every single human at the pool was staring at this. Our group.

The situation. It was our group at this point. We have to take accountability for our group. Yeah, I mean, I guess. And so the story behind it, supposedly, is that. This is what we pieced together. This is what we gathered throughout the rest of the week. We, our group, the wedding party had brought a couple floats to the pool.

Yeah. Like to take cute pictures and whatever for the bride and groom. And these kids were in the pool. They ended up using the floats like for a while. Yeah. And then we wanted the floats back. Somebody in our group asked for the floats back. And that's why she got punched in the face for asking for her floats back.

Yeah. And I heard people. I did actually when we were getting up to leave from the pool, we were grabbing our stuff from the chairs people that were with gold swimsuit woman were complaining they're like oh who takes floaties from a child you're gonna take floaties from my kid like ma'am if your kids want floaties that bag one they let you use them for majority of the day and let their kids have them but to buy your kids floaties from the fucking gift shop or bring your own floaties like there's and three actually this should have been number one there's no reason to punch someone for asking to have something that was theirs to to take it back yeah i think

it was just the sense of entitlement that we witnessed all weekend which we will get into the multiple other occasions that we were a part of but specifically just like if you're using floaties even if they were owned by the pool and somebody else wanted to use them for a while and your kids would use them all day teach your kids how to share like it's just really like you don't own them and you know that yeah yeah um it couldn't have been just like oh thank you for letting us use them for the day like hey let's give them back to like thank you so much like no just and also teaching your kids like that's how you that's how life works yeah you don't punch people but also if this woman was so concerned like about the kids like now you're those kids just witnessed you punch someone in the face so how traumatic is that i mean that's more traumatic than losing a floaty i'm telling you that right now um so so this is all going on the commotion is going on this woman gets kicked out of the resort

as she should because uh she would have not wanted to stay at that resort and that's our group of like i don't think she realized how many people of that group there were. Yeah. Because, like, it would have been a not fun weekend for her probably after that. And the poor girl that got punched in the face, like, she got punched in the face. Her face was swollen, like, very red. Like, I felt so bad for her. Well, like, nobody even knew what to do because it was such a shock.

It was so uncalled for. Like, the most out-of-pocket thing I saw at that point in the trip. At that point. But let's get into. So then, all this commotion is going on. Everyone trying to figure out, like, tell the workers the story. And we're kind of sitting back trying to get the story of what happened. And meanwhile, so we go. We're like, you know what?

Let's get another drink at the bar. Yeah. Let's just relax. Let's just take our mind off of that. That's crazy. Have a good time. So we go to the bar as we're like sitting in the bar about to get cozy. Somebody throws up in the pool.

Yeah. And so not too far from us. Like at first we thought the workers were trying to make a dramatic scene to get everybody to get out of the pool because of all the commotion that had been going on. So nobody moved too quickly. But then one of our friends was like, no, she just puked in the pool. I know. I saw it. Jumped onto one of the ledges within the pool, jumped over that and like hurdled myself out of the pool.

Yeah, I don't think I've moved so fast ever. I mean, to be fair, do you know how much is in that pool anyway? I mean. Too much. But I think we talked about it regularly. Like, no, I didn't see a lot of people getting out using the restroom. Restroom. No one was using the restroom.

So they were definitely going in the pool. Oh, that's so unfortunate. And we fully had a friend that was like diving around the pool we're like swimming do you know what's in here please stop um just along the bar just living his best life yeah water boy if you will so yeah that was the first day of events that you would think that was the end but but it wasn't for me. It was for you. You were totally fine and content, but I... For the day.

Yeah, for the day. I go back to my hotel room with Evan, and as we said, we're pretty delusional at this point, but what I'm about to say was not a delusion, and I've put my life on the line um so we get back to the bedroom and it's pretty late for us anyways because we had been up for a full 24 hours we finally get comfortable get in bed all the lights go off Evan you know instantly falls asleep as one does no as he does specifically not one just him um and so i'm

laying there like trying to fall asleep i swear to god about 10 minutes in once all the lights are off i i hear a fucking bug laugh at me i didn't know when i were like texting me in real time when I tell you it laughed it was like evil laugh an evil laugh and memorize that because it's burned in my memory and I never shot up so fast I whacked Evan I'm like get up and he thought so he claims though he does he does say that he heard it because it was so loud. Like, it was so loud. There was no denying that it was in our room. It's kind of terrifying.

He said he heard it, but it was like kind of in his dream. So he thought somebody was laughing in his dream. So he was like in and out. And so like he thought like it was in his sleep. But I'm like, sir. I can't blame him because that happened to me at one point in the trip, too. Yeah. I mean, I was so delusional at that point. but the gaslighting that I experienced after that was crazy. Cause like he did not want to move rooms at that time, but like making excuses. Yeah. But we had known

like another group that had a bug in their rooms. I'm like, what if it's this bug? Yes. What if it's that? All I could picture was me finally falling asleep and it just being on my face. So I'm like, we have to move rooms. I do not care. Like we have to move rooms. So we call the front desk and they're like, okay, we'll send somebody to look for the bug. I'm like, you're not going to find this thing. It's in the bed somewhere. And so the guy comes with mosquito spray I go no no no it's not a mosquito please like too late don't he just comes right in he goes no English comes right in so doesn't apparently no does not mean no in Spanish and just comes right in and starts spraying everything with mosquito spray. Like that was going to stop it.

I look at Evan. I go, you need to get him out of here right now because now we're going to die of mosquito spray if it's not the bug. So I call the front desk while the guy is still in there. I'm like, ma'am, he is just spraying mosquito spray. This is not going to work. We need a new room. She goes, okay goes okay okay i'm

gonna send somebody else the next guy comes two guys come this guy leaves next guy comes he goes where's the bug i go we knew where the bug was the bug would be dead we would have no issues here so he goes where's the bug i go i don't know i go it didn't come out and this is when like employees started like actually laughing at me too. And like Evan was so tired. He was just like, you handle it. So I'm like, it didn't come out until it was pitch black. They were like flipping on all the lights, trying to search for it.

So he, he goes in the room, turns off the lights. No, he didn't. Yeah. You didn't tell me this part. Only for one second. For one second, he turns off all the lights. He goes, I room, turns off the lights. No, he didn't. Yeah. You didn't tell me this part. Only for one second. For one second, he turns off all the lights. He goes, I don't hear anything. I go, sir, it is not going to just happen.

It waited until it thought we were sleeping. So he ends up leaving. I call the front desk again. I go, we have to move rooms, period. Like, I can't sleep in here. I know what's in here. I will not be able to sleep. So they don't send. He was mocking you mocking they don't send anyone to get our stuff so evans ready you have to premise with this is this resort was built within the mountains not just on a mountain

within the mountains you had to golf cart everywhere which like wasn't a big deal at all but really easy but to move your bags you needed a golf cart yes so they like don't send anyone but they that guy the second guy had a key to the next room like in case he determined that he's found the bug but i told him before he left i go like we need that key because we are leaving this room and so he gives us the key and he's like tell the front desk you're gonna move yeah so we call them again we say we're gonna move so we had to pack up all of our stuff that was probably like just starting just being everywhere just being everywhere because you know me when we go on trips when we start unpacking everything's everywhere so evan's like so dead at this point

he's ready to murder me he's like all right let's get the stuff and go so we start going and we have to go like up and down and up and down like what your parents and grandparents say like oh I had to walk up the hill like in whatever way to get to that's what you actually did and that's what it felt like because it was so late and we were so delusional at this point but we made it to the next room no bugs were there and we were fine but after that night like I was so paranoid and the next day too trying to explain the story of the laughing bug like you were like what do you talk like are you a good girl like are you what do you talk about like no seriously it occurred I was like drink your mimoso let's go to the pool where we were met with um more adversity if you will

good god this was kind of crazy so we're having you know a nice day at the pool getting some drinks at the pool bar mind you we have a very large group um but we didn't want to take up all the chairs by any means we had one dedicated chair that majority of our friends kept all of our bags all of our towels literally one chair between like 20 people yeah because we were being considerate we're like we're not going to take all all these chairs while we're in the pool drinking all day so we come out of said pool to go to lunch grab some food and five chairs this way empty a chair that empty this way there's like one other person.

We're grabbing our bags. There's a lot of us trying to grab our stuff. And I'm like, oh, before I put on my cover up, I should probably, you know, wipe my legs off so they're not dripping wet. Well, because there was so many of us, when you grabbed your stuff, you kind of had to like step behind like the line of chairs to like start putting your stuff on. Or like if you're a spring sunscreen or whatever, you had to like step away, step away. So I stepped away and I just set briefly for about 10 seconds my bag on the chair that just happened to be in front of me that nobody was in. Set my drink down on the ground and I start wiping my legs with my towel. Within five seconds, some woman whipped her body out of the pool literally out

of the pool out of the pool went up right up to my bag whipped it three chairs over it hit another lady that was laying down and proceeded to take my drink that was on the ground knock it over and I go excuse me what and we went back and forth and I was like I just don't understand why you had to throw my bag you could have just asked me to pick it up it was sitting there for two seconds this is what I didn't get about the whole situation and it did get to the point for like a second but by the way when she got out of the pool to throw her stuff to throw Brittany's stuff off of her chair which was one thing and it's not like we were moving in to take her chair. No, I was visibly. Yeah, like getting my legs.

It's not like she was trying to use it like she was in the pool. Not like she was swimming in the pool. If she was laying on her chair, you would have never done that. No, I would have never touched her chair. If anyone was in the chair, no one ever would have done it. I say her chair, the public pool chair yeah and by the way the drink that she decided to toss was on the ground you don't own the ground she whipped it across like it was the whole thing was crazy but she didn't say a single word to us when she came up because i was also behind the chair and

like i was behind the chair and my drink was on the ground next oh I grabbed the drink right over here and I'm like ma'am that's mine like do not touch it but it was just it was weird because you would think as a grown woman like if you were in that situation if I walked up and someone was taking my chair which by the way I've never dive out of the pool like a dolphin onto the chair like I would have just let it happen. And if when I wanted to go to my chair, someone was in it, I would say, oh, excuse me, that was my chair.

Is there any way I could have it? Yeah. She didn't say a single word. Not a word came out. No, she just started doing and throwing. Just started tossing, throwing like a little child. It was like a child.

And then she was like going back and forth with me. Her husband stepped in. He goes, I know you're a part of a big group or something I go yeah and we're using one chair and my stuff was barely here for two seconds and your wife decided to throw it and I don't even know what he was trying to say me I go I honestly don't care what you're saying right now yeah there was no reason for her to whip my bag over then I had to go apologize to the other one. I go, I'm sorry my bag hit you. That woman threw it.

Well, it was just, it was wild too because there was so many of us that like saw the situation and were actually alarmed because we are the last people who like want an altercation. We were there for our friend's wedding. Like nobody wanted to be involved in anything and it just kept finding us. It did.

And we were like, why is this happening? Like, why is everyone so mean on vacation? what's up their butt because it was just wild but after like the husband realized like we were all just kind of like what the hell is going on like he realized like his wife was the one that was actually in the wrong he kind of just like floated into the distance he did um and even that lady in the other chair like she was like yeah i don't know what's going on with that woman over there she's like but you can take our chairs that the woman who got whacked with your bag i felt so bad for her her husband was standing behind and he like said to me he's like i am so sorry like if you need to use our chair at any point, like feel free.

You don't need to like you guys can lay here. Yeah. He's like, I don't care. Like it's vacation. That is just way too far. He was like so appalled. Yeah. Like so surprised I was going on. I'm like, listen, we don't want any trouble.

We just want to go to lunch. But then after that, also, like we were so terrified of what this woman was going to do to our stuff that was on the chair. Because like we said, there was 20 people's stuff on this chair. So then we had to like take all of our stuff to lunch with us. It was just such a hassle. It was. Who is this crabby on vacation? No.

And then one of our friends called me and he goes. Oh my God. Then you turned into your mother. Yeah. He was like, do you know where Tracy's bag is? And I was like, what do you mean? I was like, did she have it on the chair that everything's at? And he was like, yeah.

I go, oh, not again. And I like whip my phone down and got charged. I got up from lunch and I charged back towards the pool. And I go, we're going to throw more stuff now. Pretty just walking, yelling like she looked like her mother. Her shoulders went back my friends everyone was saying that i went to shirle mode a whole new person and she was just stomping and yelling at the same time and i was like oh my god so i really ran after her i'm like

because at this point you're like no no no you don't need to be involved in this i know i'm like stop getting yourself involved um but at this point too too, Brian was like, I'm done. Like he was trying to save me like he had given up. It's OK, Brittany. Like, you're fine. All your stuff is OK. No. At that point, I think everybody was just so like over the chair lady. But yeah, so that was our second day day pretty adventurous um what happened on the second day the night the bar situation oh i wasn't there i witnessed the whole thing with brian this was shit was nuts so picture a bar everyone picture a normal ass standing bar one long side two short side short side over here has got you know like that's where the waiters are

kind of going up to because I think that was the same bar they used for the restaurant that was right there main bar you know lots of open space side to the left a little full not too full and there was one group of people immediately at the long side of the bar two ladies standing behind them and me brian and our two friends approaching said bar to one of our friends went and stood at said bar as one does and these ladies were pissed they go excuse me there's a line and he was like what do you mean there's a line right if it's a bar and there's like 10 seats or whatever 10 feet of openness you're gonna go to the open and then the bartender will you know use their bartender skills to approach customers at said bar right and divvy up the drinks um so they were not having it and they were like no you need to stand in line and so he comes and stand

in line and he start keeps thinking about it and he's like oh this this is a bar i can't so he goes and stands at the bar and mind you as this is going on there's a group of people that were like behind me and brian because me i was kind of scared of these ladies and i had already just been through enough so i'm like i'm gonna stand behind these you don't need to fight i'm like i don't need a fight um there was people that came up behind us for staying there for a second they're like no fuck this and they went over to the other side of the bar we're getting drinks the ladies did not seem to notice or mind them on the left side of the bar just our friend just our friend and so the bartender goes to hand our friend a drink and these ladies lost their mind.

They go, no, not him. Not him. You can't give him a drink. And me and Brian are standing there and we're like, what the fuck is going on? So Seth is just like, the bartender gave me my drink. Like, I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you. Sorry, you don't know how to operate a bar, but like, go get a drink.

So then it continues in this man we've called him pajama shirt man because he was wearing a pajama shirt with like khakis out and about i love it we have chair lady gold bathing suit lady pajama shirt man is like with what we now found out was his new new newlywed wife he stands up starts pointing at our friend and goes that is no way to speak to a lady after he's the one that's being you know like attacked by these old ladies there's no way to speak to a woman this is not chicago and i'm just like what's going? Meanwhile, I made friends with these like cute old ladies behind us. And they're like, I mean, I mean, he's right. This isn't how a bar works.

Like we shouldn't have to be standing in line. It was just this whole drama fest. Then our table was ready. So we went to dinner. It was there were so many of us that there was like a girl's table, a guy's table. And then pajama shirt guy apparently and his new wife were sitting a couple tables away from the guys. Guys are just minding their own business, you know, having a time, eating a dinner. Pajama shirt guy looked like he was getting ready to leave his dinner,

comes up, puts his hands on the shoulders of two of the guys, and he was, you know, I just want to let you know. And at this point, apparently the guys and he was you know i just want to let you know and at this point apparently the guys thought he was going to apologize yeah because you would think like why are you still thinking about this on your vacation with your new honeymoon honeymoon honeymoon no he doubled the fuck down and goes i just want to let you guys know you're the biggest group of douche bags i've ever seen and then he looks so uncalled for he picks out another one of our guy friends who was wearing like a hunting brand hat or something and he goes and I bet you've never killed anything in that hat and walks away and like what sir what he clearly has like something

against I don't know I don't know the midwest maybe i like i don't know what was going on with him but he was just the problem we just thought yeah it was just i don't that was day two what even else happened after that things were pretty smooth sailing after that the wedding was amazing the most fun most beautiful I've never cried so much at a wedding in my entire life same it was the most perfect day you could ask for yeah I agree I think it helped that like just being like the location the destination everybody had kind of gotten to know each other already yeah and then like it was just dancing from the moment the dance floor open which was so cool how they went about it they had the bride on the dance floor and they said oh all the

ladies get on the floor get on the floor And I think they played Dancing Queen or something fun and cute first. And all the girls were dancing. Then all the guys joined it. The whole time I was there, I just kept thinking, this feels like a movie. Like it was just like pure happiness. Like the last two minutes of a movie that's like a feel good film was the entirety of the night,

which I feel like is how every wedding should be. But like it doesn't always happen. Not everybody's always out on the dance floor. Not everyone's super happy all the time. You're always celebrating the bride and the groom. But like I've never seen so many happy people at a wedding in my life. Same. Like it was.

Yeah. Everybody was just vibing. It was beautiful. I agree. It was so vibing. It was beautiful. I agree. It was so much fun. A couple people jumped in the pool to end the night in their full suits. Yeah, they did be doing that. We didn't make it too long out after that, though.

I made it to the after party for about 15 minutes, and then Brian and I went and got room service and it was the best decision that we could do for our bodies at that moment we were like the first ones at the after thing and I was like so ready to go and then as soon as I sat down because we were like waiting for everybody uh-huh you hit a wall yep got a blast I think if we all would have shown up there at the same time the energy would have continued but we were all kind of like sporadically like arriving on the golf carts. But it was good vibes. Yeah.

And then Sunday. Sunday was. Rough. Sunday almost fun day. Yeah. We were supposed to all. Everybody from the wedding was going on a sunset cruise. And I was not hung over in the morning i don't think i was either let me be very clear i was not hung over

i woke up with a headache once and it was on day two and i think it was more so from traveling than it was from any alcohol the struggle with being in me Mexico is you can't drink the water. Correct. So you have to drink bottled water. But then you have to ask for, like, bottled water everywhere you go. And then, like, you just end up not drinking as much water. Yeah, you're not as hydrated as you could be. And so that definitely doesn't feel good but then also if you get ice in any of your drinks which we all did

um that can do it and so by sunday you were feeling the feels i was feeling the ice cubes and i've been to cabo before and I really didn't have shorter trip though. Wasn't a shorter trip or was it about the same? It was about the same. It was about the same, but it was not as bad as it was. And so like by the time we got on the boat, it hit you.

It was not good. And it's very wavy in Cabo, by the way. I was shocked by how big the waves are. And even looking back on videos, you know, on videos, like it's very wavy in Cabo, by the way. I was shocked by how big the waves are, and even looking back on videos, you know how on videos, like, it's, like, sometimes things don't look as beautiful or as intense as, like, when you're really there.

I looked at it, I go, these were the waves that we were out on? It was nuts. Huge. But, yeah, so the boat was being waved around a bit. And it's also so bad there. I don't know if a lot of people know this. Like, I obviously knew because I went before.

But you can't go in the water, really. There's only very specific small areas where you can go in the water because of how intense the waves and, like, the undertow is. But the boat was rocking. And to be fair, a lot of people were troopers and were rocking right along with the boat. Yes, they were. No, honestly, watching the dance floor that night was so funny because like the boat was like visibly going like this

and you could just see the people moving back. They were just like going back and forth with the waves. Yeah, well, my stomach was going back and forth with the waves. Yeah. Well, my stomach was going back and forth with the waves. And by the time we got back, I was so unwell. I got into bed and I didn't get out until the next day. No, you didn't. 24 hours, over 24 hours later. Yeah.

It was really unfortunate not having you at breakfast or the pool. I was so sick. So that is a warning. If you go, definitely do your best to just not have ice. You weren't even drinking like the frozen drinks either. I had one. Yeah, I had a sip or two of the frozen ones, but I was trying to stick to my go-to, which did have ice.

Kiela Sunrise, 10 out of 10 recommend. That was the best drink there for sure. It was so good. I wish we had some right now. That's crazy because I told you that I might not ever drink again. I mean, I wish I had some right now when we're filming the podcast, maybe like three weeks from now. Okay. Yeah. Right now like three weeks from now. Okay. Yeah.

Right now, three weeks from now. Right now, I don't actually currently, I don't feel my best. I know, but the thing is- My stomach hasn't been doing hot. And the drive down here, it like enhanced- They need to know. We didn't even get Chipotle. We didn't even do our ritual before this podcast.

We had Chipotle every time we've done this podcast. I can't even think about Chipotle without wanting to throw up right now. Because I just can't think about any food that reminds me of the trip. Of what we were eating there. Yeah, like makes me just sick again. And like it's so unfortunate because these are my favorite. No, the French fries. I could eat those French fries we had there again.

The little short string ones. The chicken wings were very delicious. I mean, I liked the chicken cheese quesadillas, but I know that's exactly what is bothering you. We had some good food. There was a Japanese restaurant there. That was the best. Yes, definitely. We got a lot of good food there.

Yeah. You know what I missed this morning actually was my omelet we got omelets like every morning no please sorry um i'm sweating right now thinking about it i my head is starting to hurt a little bit the ride here was so rough like like i pulled out bags for both of us we were both gonna throw up while i was driving and it's just so yeah it very fun time feeling the repercussions um but yeah all in all good weekend lots of shadiness um there was shadiness right up until the end with that guy at tsa in where the fuck were we um Dallas yeah we were in Dallas we had landed there and we had to go re-go through security because we had a connecting flight and he pulled my bag off the

combator belt and he goes ma'am you've got three large bottles of liquid in here where are they and I go okay all my toiletries are in that middle pocket and he starts looking he goes no there are three large bottles of liquid where are they and i go i mean we got three bottles of vanilla at duty free that we took through customs we claimed i go there my boyfriend's backpack over there with that guy at tsa seems to be looking at him i go but i don't have three big bottles of liquid in here and he was like no my my detector showed something which like this probably isn't good if they're detecting the wrong shit in the wrong bags um just a thought there at dallas's airport um maybe consider if anyone wants to follow up on that i can let you know the exact spot i was in at the exact time so you can um have a talk with that officer in that machine um anyways so he

thought that they were in yours he was convinced they were my bag as i was pointing over at the bottles of vanilla i have to point out because as soon as britney they were from mom and brian's got her little ass in that duty free i was like you're gonna cause us big problems it wasn't a big problem you weren't even with me at this time but i knew there'd be a delay i had to go through my entire you to the gate yes you did yeah but i i literally i called it i was like you did you can't smoothly do that like there's no smooth operation they're gonna ask you questions which was fine they could have just looked at the bag and we like we would have told them like that's vanilla it's all bottled up packaged up exactly how it's supposed to be like they had in like

three different bags and then like zip tied i never fully understood how that worked though because like technically shouldn't you have to put that in your checked bag then i don't know they didn't say anything like that and we asked at customs and they were like no you're good um that was the smoothest time we ever made it through customs but this guy and i was like no that bag has my bathing suits this because i use papain cubes which and also why is he just asking you just look just look he started looking and i was like there and he was like i don't see them where are the bottles like i'm like sir i don't know what to tell you but like i was being made them invisible i felt like i was being interrogated he was like what

did you do with the bottles? Even though I didn't touch the damn bag. I was like, get a better. And then he like put it back through the machine and it was fine. I don't know. Then I had the best McDonald's of my whole life. And I'm thinking about right now. And I really wish I had McDonald's fries.

Absolutely wild. I can't think about any kind of food except specifically clean food. When I got home, I had the biggest bowl of fresh lettuce fruit no because they also say by the way that you shouldn't really eat the fruit because like they wash it with whatever the water and stuff and lettuce i mean that didn't really stop me but it was hard to find fruit besides breakfast like breakfast yeah it was hard to come by but there wasn't really a lunch buffet though it's probably because it's all inclusive if you like fruit's kind of expensive so like if you're

just giving fruit all the time and they use it for drinks and they use it for stuff so like they probably don't want to do that all day yeah um but i was just when i was sick that night for the 24 hours you wanted all i want i couldn't think of anything except fruit. And Evan did end up finding some, but I think. Really? Where? No. What a good man. I don't know if this is true or not, but this is what happened. So the guy gives him a huge thing, a to-go box, by the way, which they kept telling us on the resort they didn't have to-go boxes. They had to-go boxes. And so this guy He made friends because he went down by the pool right by our room Resort, they didn't have to go boxes. They had to go boxes. And so this guy. Like the straws.

He made friends because he went down by the pool right by our room while I was laying in bed for the day. And he made friends with like the bartender guy and told him like, hey, she's not feeling good. Can we please get some fruit, whatever? So he gives him this big thing of fruit and he says, oh, it's honeydew, cantaloupe, and there's some grapes. And so he brings it up and I swear to God, it was not honeydew or cantaloupe. What was it? I don't know. It looked like it,

but it was like a different color and texture a little bit. Interesting. And I was like, maybe they call like a different fruit the same thing. I don't know, but I could only eat the grapes. So then when I got home, I went to the grocery store first thing and bought all fruit

and just ate a big bowl of fruit. It's been a struggle still a struggle and that's actually why probably this podcast is a little late um fine but yeah uh we good stories yeah what even else i don't even know what else man i'm ready to just not do anything forever. I know. I want to sleep. But we made it. We struggled on the way here. And we're powering through life.

Mm-hmm. And our stomachs will cure. Which you can do things to help prevent it. Like, I guess there's Pepto-Bismol tablets that you can take like two a day or something while you're there. And it's supposed to help prevent it from happening. I should have did more research into preventative measures. Me too. Well, to be fair, last time it wasn't that bad.

So I was like, I don't care. Oh, last time for me was terrible. So you would have thought that you would have. But you went to a different place. You didn't go to a Cabo. Yeah, I went to Cancun. Okay. And my stomach was wrecked.

And I was there for like 48 hours, I feel like. Like we got there Thursday afternoon. Had full day Saturday. Yeah, Thursday. Full day Friday. Full day Saturday. Left Sunday morning. And it hit me by Sunday morning.

Yikes. My biggest fear was like being on the plane and having to just rush to the restroom. Yeah I don't think that had happened to any of our friends on the plane but since getting home everyone's stomach's been a little not the same sense but it'll get better. It'll be fine. I know but I found out so like

a couple people that were there like extended their trip and had friends come like meet them and had friends come like meet them yeah and I literally just like I was freaking out for them inside because when I was like researching everything it says you can get it like more than once yeah if you stay for a while in a place like that you're not your stomach's not used to the water like the food you can it can happen multiple times I was just like oh my god i can't

imagine being somewhere for two weeks and like feeling the way i felt that last day you know and they were powering through they were like everybody that was extending their trip was just having like the time of their lives could stay out way past our bedtime yeah we aren't the same no we're not the same i think we'll hit we'll'll hit a, in a few years, we'll bounce back. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe not.

That was our trip. That was our shady stories. Now let's pull out some shady stories from you guys. I gave myself the long ones. Thank God. My brain is foggy i know you kept saying that too i'm like please that's how it feels hold on my computer all right shady story number one during freshman year of college me and two friends were starving and went to eat burgers across the street from campus we walked in got, and sat down to eat.

About 10 minutes in, my friend stopped eating and had a look of shock and serious concern on his face. He said we need to leave and repeated his sentiment multiple times. We were concerned and walked out with him. He told us angrily how he was going to get him back. We asked him what's going on and what happened. After a few steps, he leaned on my shoulder and was asking for me and making sure I was there. We began walking with my friend, leaning on my shoulder and our other friend's shoulder. He told us how this guy on his floor that we knew had called him over and told him that he had made brownies and asked him if he

wanted a brownie. My friend said another guy, separate from the guy that baked the brownies, had generically talked about weed brownies an hour before he went to eat burgers. My friend had eaten one of the brownies maybe 15 minutes before we left to get burgers, thinking it was just a normal brownie. They never told him they actually put weed in the brownies, nor did he know they even had weed. He began to feel the effects as we were eating. I was as livid as him after hearing this story. We slowly walked across the street and across campus with my friend leaning on both of our shoulders. He was repeatedly asking me if I'm here, even though he was leaning on my shoulder as we walked. He asked if there was something moving on his face, and I'm pretty sure I also put my hand behind his neck

to make sure he knows that I'm keeping his head and neck straight as he was having a balancing problem. We walked across campus slowly and made it back to our dorm. As we were entering, we ran into the guy that had generically talked about weed brownies. My friend was yelling at him to get away and that he's going to get him later. This went on for a few minutes, and then we all entered the dorm and went to my friend's room. My friend repeatedly asked if his face was melting, and we would reassure him that it isn't. He would repeatedly get up and look in the mirror and ask if his face is melting. We gave him cold water that he slowly drank.

The other guy started talking to him and asking him questions that got his mind off of it, and after a while, he began loosely talking and laughing and did calculus out loud in detail and listed all the presidents in order quickly. After an hour or two two my friend was fine and i don't think he ever got that guy back aside from maybe in wrestling were they on the wrestling team or something i guess but i just think it's i just think it's funny like i'd be so this happens so often we talk about this so often this is like a trope in every TV sitcom I've ever seen is somebody eats a brownie and wasn't a normal brownie. We've talked about that.

Edibles are no joke. No, they're not. People who are experienced with them and give them to people knowing that they don't have experience. Not cool. It's so messed up because it's's just bad that poor guy I thought his face was melting off I feel for this guy at least he had friends that like didn't have those brownies and could like talk sense and like try to calm him down because imagine if he was just by himself going through that no he, he was probably.

He would have ended up in the hospital. That actually, I think, happens a lot. Yeah. But it's crazy too. Because weren't we just having this conversation how like edibles have totally changed from what they used to be. So now people don't even know what the real dosage is anymore. Because like everything has gotten stronger since like weed became legal. Legal, maybe. Yeah. I feel like it's just gotten kind of. Because like everything has gotten stronger since like weed became legal.

Maybe. Yeah. I feel like it's just gotten kind of. The fact that. I just feel like when weed was first a thing. It was never like that effect of making you think your face is melting. I mean that. That can't just.

There was not just weed in that brownie. There's no way. That was laced with something. Way more intense than weed. That was not just Miss Marijuana. a while miss marriage juana she oh what are we gonna rank it we i feel like we haven't ranked a shady story in a minute we keep forgetting to rank stuff okay we did this on the bonus too with the clothes and we're like do we rank these or do we just give our opinion? I'm going to say this is like 6 out of 10. Yeah. Nobody got hurt.

Nobody. Did you want someone to get hurt? No. I don't know if that's the standard. No. Maybe we're just like so fueled with aggression in stories. I think that's what it is. Shady story number two.

I DK if anything could top any of the shady stories thus far, but about seven or eight years ago, I'm 27 now, I was bored walking around town and would do pretty much on a daily. Oh, as I would do pretty much on a daily. I don't have a driver's license still. I know it's sad. But one day in particular, I was walking by a church and decided to take a stroll inside I peeked into where the pews are I think that's what they're called I'm not very religious

and there was a sermon or whatever it's called so I was just wandering around not in the sermon and I found that I I found what I believe was slash is the father's office files upon files just papers everywhere and a computer i did a 180 and saw a closet i opened it up and lo and behold there it was a big bottle slash jug of communion wine i gave it about two seconds before i thought before i picked it up opened it and chugged straight from the bottle need Needless to say, my walk around town was significantly much more interesting than the stroll just around the block. LOL. What? You stole wine from a church?

That's nuts. I didn't even think that communion wine was that potent. I think it's just regular wine. I thought it was just juice and they said it was wine. No. And that's why it's just regular wine. I thought it was just juice and they said it was wine. No. And that's why it's always blown my mind. They give it to kids and stuff when they make their communion. That's illegal?

I mean, can't churches do separation of church and state? They can do what they want? I don't know. I guess. I mean, not really. But in this case, he stole the wine. Yeah, they did. I feel like this is just funny.

Yeah, that's like another like 7 out of 10. Kind of wild. 7 out of 10. I mean, yeah, they were taking the Lord's wine. The blood of Christ. The blood of Christ was stolen. He stole the blood of Christ. Maybe that is bad.

Maybe that should be like a 9 out of 10. Jeez. Shady story. This is pretty long, too. Shady story number three. This story was passed down to me from a friend and goes as follows. A young woman and her mother were about to leave the house for the day to go shopping. Her husband and kids had just left for the day as well.

The mom and daughter were backing out of the driveway when they felt a huge bump, as if they'd run over something. That something turned out to be their pet cat. They didn't want to leave the cat in the driveway or have the kids find out, so their idea was to wrap it up in a gap bag that they had in the car so that sadly later she could just have her husband help bury the cat that night when the kids went to bed and they could tell the kids that the cat ran away or something. When they arrived at the mall, they thought it was best to just leave the cat outside of the car since it was a little warm and no one wants that smell in their car. So the girl takes the bag and hides it behind the rear wheel of the car. As they're walking toward the entrance of the mall, a woman and mother spot a lady darting over to their car

and they watch in horror as she grabs the bag. They then watch her go running towards another entrance into the mall to the food court area. They hastily begin to follow this woman to tell her that she does not have some hot item in a gap bag. They follow her into the restaurant inside the mall that is buffet style and with a sit-down dining area after you get your food. They bypass the buffet and go sit down a few tables away from where this lady decides to sit. They're trying to find an appropriate time to go over and explain to the woman that she does not have some hot item in her bag but a dead cat and are trying not to embarrass her either for being

a thief. Just as the girls are trying to get the courage to go up to her face, the thief decides before she eats to see what she stole. She opens the bag and lets out a gasp and then passes out in the middle of the restaurant. The workers have to call 911 and the ambulance shows up with first responders. At this point, they just decide to sit there and watch all this play out because now there's no way in hell they're about to go over there. The worst part is when they were loading her up on the gurney to take her to the hospital they threw all of her belongings on the gurney with her including the damn dead cat everyone always wondered what her reaction was when she woke up at the hospital or even the hospital staff for why there was a dead cat in a gap bag i guess moral of the story is don't steal. That's so bad. Okay, but like, no way.

I would have not proceeded to go to a mall after running over like a pet. Yeah, no, actually, I did think about that the first half of the story. I'm like, it feels a little too nonchalant. Like, oh, just put it in the bag and like, it's fine. Yeah, no, my day would have been ruined at that point. There would have been no at that point there would have been no shopping involved i can't i can't believe that i also pictured this all at like our old local mall me too i was running into the food court yeah oh my gosh i was picturing this

there this is i could totally see something like this something like this would absolutely absolutely happen yeah um i guess that is the moral of the story. Don't steal. What would you do? Like, oh, my God. I mean, I would never take someone's bag by their car to start. But just imagine, like, even. That's karma in real time.

Yeah. That's literally worst case. Worst case scenario. Hot new item. I like how they referred to it as the hot new item. Well, technically, this was, like, a written story because it's not their story. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

Third person or however you say it. That's pretty bad. I would say this is like nine out of ten. Yeah, that was a pretty good story. Yeah, lots of shadiness this episode. And we're going to continue that. No, not really but kind of in the bonus content because we will be reviewing a few of the holiday drinks from duncan some food and also going

through the gq man of the year fashion looks and just kind of like what went down yeah so some more shadiness maybe in the bonus content this week and keep submitting your shady stories these were some good ones and we'll see you guys in the next one bye everyone bye