just a little shady - WE’RE DESTROYING EACH OTHER’S PHONES | Ep. 13
Episode Date: November 10, 2023Discussing what’s got us in the holiday spirit early, what we have in store for next week, & what happened over the weekend in pop culture. Before getting into what went down in this week’s shady ...stories that has us ready to destroy each other’s phones. Today’s episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods! To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/shady Don’t miss out on this limited time offer! Submit your shady story to be featured in a future episode anonymously here: https://forms.gle/VyXLKoDfE8udBBim7 Shop our merch at justalittleshadypodcast.com Join our Patreon for ad free content, bonus content & more: https://www.patreon.com/justalittleshadypodcast Subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/justalittleshadypodcast Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/justalittleshadypodcast/ Watch us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR6yk19Q/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.
We have got a few things to catch up on in the pop culture universe, but mainly we're
going to start off just talking about our weekends that were kind of boring, but like
also kind of shocking because I did something very, very, very out of character and I ended
this weekend setting up my christmas trees
and yes i say trees because i have two but you'll also never believe this i won't i've just a third
christmas shut the fuck up where's it going i didn't know this okay so i know i know i just i
wanted to wait to tell you until we were
on the podcast to get my genuine relax yeah where i'm really curious where it's going in the home
so you know how which i didn't even tell everyone about this either but i can't believe you didn't
tell me this is a crazy thing too so finally we're getting a couch for the basement oh this is big
news this is really exciting and
we've been supposed to do this for like the last however amount of time that we've lived in this
house and it just never happens so finally i committed and i was like we're getting a couch
for the basement we want to make it like a theater kind of situation like just a big comfy couch and
a tv and we have like a popcorn maker okay so it's legit it's
legit the popcorn's so good it lasts like months it's very i've been known to eat um a stale piece
of popcorn or two out of that machine that is something you do that i cannot get on i love
it'll be like no britney will come in and she's like how long has that been in there i'm like two
weeks like perfect she's like perfect picks a piece out like it's so good so we're finally doing our basement and this was a big deal to me so
when we went to um why did we just go to the store oh more adult things we went to at home
to get plant pots because i needed to repot all my plants that I've had for the last few years
that I've kept alive surprisingly you've done quite a good job with keeping them
the one living is like 20 feet tall that one has grown a lot the one by the back door though
that one's was kind of falling over listen because okay so you know all these like instagram people
have olive trees and i feel like it's a california thing where like they get all these really nice
big trees but they're real yeah so i was at kroger and they were selling little olive trees
that's the one that's by the back door and so i've kept it and I've kept it alive and I'm giving myself credit for that. Last leg. No, because you think, but yes,
I thought it was going to attack the dogs. No, it just needs, I need like one of those sticks
you put in plants to like keep it up. Like a crutch. Yes. it's what you do. But no, but to be fair, Erica got the same, like at the same time as me got one.
Hers has been long dead.
Wait, really?
Yours outlived something?
Yes.
And she's the plant lady.
That's kind of nuts.
It is kind of nuts.
So, yes.
So, I got new plant pots for all three of the plants.
I ditched the snake plant. Poor Phil. I know. I did have a
name for the plant. I think Phil does listen sometimes. So shout out. It was named after
Phil by Brittany, not me. So yeah, that one is gone now. But so we repotted our plants. So we
went to at home and they have so much Christmas stuff.
They really do.
Which by the way, they have an all pink aesthetic aisle.
And I think we need to decorate the set for Christmas this year with a pink Christmas aesthetic.
Oh my gosh, we should, we could have a pink Christmas tree there.
We can have lights.
I love it.
When do we do this? like mid-november
i think that's fair um that's soon so yeah they have like every aesthetic which by the way
patreon bonus content we're gonna give some inspo for christmas aesthetics reviewing
different kinds of christmas aesthetics that people have which ones we like the best and
just giving some
inspo while you decorate this season.
But yeah, so we were at home getting the plant pots, and they have all their Christmas stuff
out, and I was like, Evan.
Inspiration struck.
Should we get a tree for the new basement setup?
Oh, I was going to say, but where is it going to go?
I should have known when you led with we're getting the basement together. So now
our basement's going to be comfy, cozy
for the winter season
so we can like watch
Christmas movies and stuff. Christmas movies? Can we like
decorate cookies or like
We probably won't do that in the basement. Something
festive. Yeah. It's just going to be
like the festive hangout area.
I'm really excited for these vibes.
Maybe one day that's where we'll see the Lions win the Super Bowl.
Exactly.
We're going to talk about that today, too.
I'm hyped.
I'm hyped.
Yeah.
So that was what I did this weekend.
All shocking.
All very adult.
Yeah.
My weekend was kind of adult, too.
I did meet Brian's new niece oh yeah shout out that was
like what'd you say five five days old like the cutest little baby angel you've ever seen i can't
get over did we talk about this on the podcast how we're like terrified to hold newborn babies yes
well no actually i don't know if we've talked about i'm we've discussed it with each other
yeah but i don't think with our friends
here on the podcast baby you've held i yes i well i held his um his other niece alessia when she was
born but i feel like she was a week old it was the youngest baby that i fed a bottle to that's so
wild see i would be so nervous to do that for someone else's kid i was a little nervous but i mean brian is actually like
very like in tune with how to do those type of things like and he's more comfortable doing it
than i am i get very nervous especially when you have to like burp the baby afterwards he
you're good um he knows like exactly what to do and i think he helps me a lot because i get nervous just
because they're so little there's well when it's not your own it's like definitely obviously
different but like even with evan's niece i remember she was like a few months old when we
had like went and seen her and it was my first time holding her and a few months is like still good but still
can't like hold their own neck up and stuff and I was feeding her and the second I give her the
bottle she starts choking and you know like it was like an actual choke it was like how babies
like just start coughing a little bit yeah yeah I was like take the baby I just like start like
panicking yes because like it's not my kid so i don't want to like beat its back and be like well yeah it
that's the scary part is when you have to burp them because it's like it's you gotta do it panic
um that is pretty adultish though you also i forgot to say this in the beginning we're getting
ready both of us for a lot of our friends to go on a trip because our
friend it's like our first wedding of the friend group it's so exciting it's a destination wedding
so like we're all getting ready to go out of town together which is gonna be absolutely insane
i'm so excited i feel like that's kind of what we did this weekend too yeah we did a lot of prep for
that saturday and sunday brian and i actually started our day Saturday with pedicures.
Brian went with me.
I love that he went with you.
It wasn't even his first time going with me.
It's crazy because I told Evan that Brian went with you, like trying to convince him to go.
And he was like, he went?
And I was like, yeah.
I'm like, guys go in there all the time and get pedicures.
And he's like, really? And I'm like, yeah, you don't have to get paint on your toenail. I feel like it yeah. I'm like, guys go in there all the time and get pedicures. And he's like, really?
And I'm like, yeah, you don't have to get paint on your toenail.
I feel like it just doesn't register with him.
Yeah, you don't have to get hot pink toes to get a pedicure.
You could if you wanted, though.
I mean, you could.
Brian did discuss.
He was like, you know, should I do blue with like a sunshine?
And I go, you know, you go for it.
You do what you want to do.
He didn't opt for that.
He opted for the no polish. I think it would have been been a thing i think he could have started a trend within our
friend i think he could have too i think people would have thought it was cool so i agree he
didn't go with it it's just like becoming a thing for guys it is definitely with the younger
generations and i feel like the toes it's it's an untapped population it's a low-key vibe like
not everybody has to know about it but your
closest friends will bam you pull them out and they're like you're cool i mean maybe maybe that's
something that we do i mean evan still has time he hasn't got a pedicure yet it could be him
i doubt that he couldn't even fathom just like going. Going in general.
Yeah.
Maybe the four of us will go one time and he'll feel like.
We'll surprise them.
Yes.
That's what I told her that she needs to do with Evan.
I was like, just tell him like you guys are like going to eat, going to get Starbucks
or something and just surprise.
Bam.
Pedicures.
We're actually at the nail salon.
Like you wouldn't know.
You'd just be like, I'm annoyed in the car.
Oh man. What a weekend. a weekend well no also this weekend this was shocking what i got a fucking email from netflix
saying that the price has increased again that's what i think about that
yeah so i literally started looking up because i was like i had this account since like college
and i believe that it was like i want to say it was like 9.99 when i first got it and now it's
the price just went up this is like the premium one which i have to do because i just sent him
the one with stevie stevie uses it like yeah basically
both my sisters use it and me so if you have more than one house too loud netflix is gonna come for
you premium you can do oh you're allowed you can have two additional members of the thing so like
they can use it outside of the household and then each one after that is an additional
eight dollars a month they're gonna run themselves out of business but it genuinely did double since
it first started premium was 11.99 and now it's 22.99 so i started looking into it and originally
the standard was 8.99 which i think that's like what I used to have.
Right.
And now it's $15.49.
So that's like literally almost double again.
And you can do like the basic no ads for $8, but you can't share like households.
You can't use like more than one device even in the same household.
So like it's just so strict and all of these like different
streaming platforms is making it impossible because even for Netflix like okay $22.99 you're
getting like everything you can have a few households you can have like extra members
right whatever but the problem is 50% of Netflix um Netflix movies and shows are Netflix originals.
So you're kind of missing out on 50% of what other streaming networks have.
Right.
And Netflix is also taking some of those originals and selling them to other networks and putting
them out.
So you could get them somewhere else.
So you could get them somewhere else.
So it takes away the value of even having it in the first place so
basically you're getting less as the time goes on and you're paying more and i'm like how is this
adding up i mean it's pretty ridiculous how out of hand streaming services have gotten I feel like at one point it was easier like there was like one or two choices
and now it's just too many and too many platforms I remember earlier this year when college football
just started we were trying to watch you know like the college football games throughout a
Saturday and almost every single game required a different streaming platform.
There wasn't just one that you could watch all of it.
Even NFL Plus.
You can't even watch a fucking game on NFL Plus.
Well, that's what I was just talking about because I remember.
You can listen to one.
Watch one.
Hell no.
Well, I remember when it was like the week after the Lions Thursday night football game.
The next Thursday, we were trying to watch Thursday night football and we couldn't watch it because it was on like something different than it was on the previous Thursday.
I think that one might be on Prime.
But it's different from I have Red Zone.
It changes though.
It's like so confusing.
So every time we go to watch a game, we're like, wait, where do we need to go today?
Oh, it's Monday. It's on this. Oh, it's Thursday it's on this oh it's Sunday it's on this it's like can
we just pick one you know what's wild is so I have red zone through YouTube so I don't know exactly
how I got that to work and I can watch every single game that's happening on Sunday on red zone
not all that well I mean like it's
like they show you the games without commercials they just show whatever the most exciting game
is to be watching I guess that's how it works um and then you can watch individual games and I've
been able to watch any individual game on there except the lions because they're like this is
outside of like your location limits how come i can't watch the lions
game i can see the highlights on red zone but i can't watch the lions game the whole thing gets
so confusing and it makes it difficult and even with like now with tv shows it's like i don't know
you have cable then there's peacock then there's hulu then there's cable's gonna have a comeback i
swear to you yeah because everyone's gonna make a. So sick of just like having to go to a hundred different places.
They're Airbnb-ing themselves.
It's like at one point they were the solution.
And then they tip and tax and increase and do all this shit.
Make too many loopholes.
And then everyone would just go back to a simplistic life.
Because no one wants to deal with having to figure out all these different platforms.
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This was a Netflix original.
I started watching.
Oh, so highly recommend it.
But again, like, will this be taken off eventually and like put on like
people like, you this be taken off eventually and, like, put on, like, cable?
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
And then that's been the problem, too, is, like, since the streaming service, since the beginning of Netflix, everything has gone onto their own streaming services.
So, like, everything Netflix used to have, now those networks have taken it back and, like, taken their shows off of.
Like Gossip Girl.
Yes, like they've taken it off of Netflix because they want it for their own streaming service.
It's literally less.
But yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
Anyways, I started watching The Fall of the House of Usher.
And no, it's not about Usher.
That was the first question that everyone asked me.
Like, oh, it's about Usher?
I'm like, bro, no.
Dude, Usher.
It's like a scary show.
Usher's name is probably
like that's probably one of the most google things right now is like is the fall of the house of
usher about usher it's not but it's very good at first i thought it was just scary it is at first
i thought it was just like a mystery yeah kind of gave me like murder mystery vibes yeah it just
kind of was but there's a lot of jump scare scenes
and evan didn't know like i just put it on one night because this is what happens will take so
long to pick something that like an hour passes i'm like let's just go to bed like i don't want
to do so what i recently started doing like i'll just pick something just right away and be like
okay if it sticks it sticks and this is one that did that's however there are so many jump scares and like when i first put it evan didn't realize
what it was or even what it was about i didn't know the premise he just no i watched the commercial
and selected it but he wasn't paying attention or evan so like first scene comes on and it's like
a actual jump scare and he was like what the hell is this and i was like
no but it's good i'm not i'm personally probably not gonna watch it because it's made by the same
person i think that did like the haunting at uh it's less scary than that is it hill house
yeah because i watched like two episodes of that i was like not for me no it's less scary than that
i think but um because it's a little bit more fictional I mean that's nice than that but
yeah I mean fictional it was funny though too because it's obviously it's hunting season and
Evan has been hunting so he walks out in the woods in the dark and he was like when he came back he
was like all I kept picturing was that shit from the show and I'm like yep I mean I probably would
never go out in the woods just because of like Blair Witch Project.
And like.
Absolutely not.
Being scarred as a child from that.
But yeah, that's wild.
But anyways, that's what I've been watching on Netflix.
Also, though, the Priscilla movie came out, which is about Priscilla Presley.
I don't want to see it.
I really want to see it.
I didn't see the Austin Butler Elvis.
I heard it was great, but I feel like I want to see it I really want I didn't see the Austin Butler Elvis I heard it was great but I feel like I want to see this more everybody is comparing the two but it's definitely about like
two different things like the first one was obviously all about Elvis and his life and this
one is basically about Priscilla Presley and like how they started dating getting married you don't
say but everyone has been comparing the two movies and they're like two totally
different things but because everyone's comparing austin butler's role as elvis to jacob alori's
role and it's so terrible because on all this press what you're gonna say um he's just been
saying like yeah like i only really knew about Elvis through Lilo and Stitch.
And Austin Butler, when he was doing his press run, was like, he was Elvis.
I took three years.
Like I studied this for years.
Cut off family.
Like he got like a voice coach, a movement coach, a dance, like all these different coaches took it so seriously.
And then like everybody is praising Jacob Elordi though
of his performance of Elvis and saying how like it's so accurate dude that that makes me kind of
sad for Austin Butler because I feel like that's like your classic in school like you have the one
student who like does everything right like does all of their homework like answers all the
questions in class and like still like has a hard time getting that a and then you have one student
that could like nap through class and we'll just like ace the test like that's I'd feel like that's
what this is yeah you can't blame either kid in that situation I mean no, no, they're both. But to compare them is like harsh.
Yeah.
I definitely don't think it's worth comparing, especially because the movies are just like
his role was a lot smaller in this movie than.
So it makes sense for him to like not take it that seriously.
I guess.
Not be so strict with it.
I mean, the Elvis movie was all about that.
So it was definitely going to be all
critiquing his character. It makes me so
sad though for people to be like oh
Jacob Elori did so great.
Austin didn't need to be doing all the
most like. I don't know.
They're both fair. They both I'm sure
are great Elvis's. Well
so for like IMDB
ratings and Rotten Tomatoes they both
got very similar ratings.
I looked them up.
The Priscilla movie got a 7 out of 10 and an 84 percent.
And the Elvis movie got a 7.3 out of 10 and 77 percent.
So very close ratings.
So no one needs to be dragging Austin Butler.
Yeah, but I do really want to see it. I think it's so interesting
from that perspective because I feel like nobody realized when she um when Priscilla Presley married
Elvis she was like in high school like senior year of high school. Yeah she like just or when
she moved in with him basically she was like very young and he was I think wild he was in his 20s and she was
still like leaving high school and that's when their relationship began I guess they met in
Germany because he had to serve in the military right and her dad was in the military so they
met like at a base thing that makes sense and then when they came back they met back up and then she
ended up moving in with him.
They ended up getting married.
But it's just such, like, an interesting, I don't know, story.
I want to watch.
I did watch some of the Elvis movie, but I didn't completely finish it.
I really want to watch this, too, though.
So maybe I'll do, like, a back-to-back situation.
Yeah, give them both a fair chance.
Yeah.
I think both kind of do paint the same story it just didn't really highlight like his relationship in the and then the priscilla
highlights the relationship yeah that's cool i always find that interesting how like like what
are the odds of like two elvis movies coming out within like basically like a year or so like time frame it is so like it feels so random
kind of but like like how many movies i mean maybe there's a lot of movies about all of us not but
like none this mainstream i guess and then for like two huge ones to come out within like a year
span of each other like did each of them know that the other was being made yeah not like
kind of jacob and austin but like the production or like right like the directors all those people
i don't know the families i think knew about both of them like elvis's family yeah because i remember
when elvis came out they all were like very in support of it. And I think even for this one, the main actress that plays Priscilla said, like, she was contacting the family to, like, try to make it as accurate as possible.
Right.
So I think that's kind of cool.
I just always find that interesting when, like, rant, like, Elvis obviously has been, like, a very known person for so long.
And then it just like
turns into a trend like almost like we were talking about with Scooby-Doo like yeah like
why that's oh they've been characters for how many years and then just randomly was like popular for
Halloween these past two years yeah it's kind of like I don't know I don't know what it is. I think it's just kind of how the pop culture is.
It moves so quickly now.
Like, yeah, if something if one little clip of something gets blown up, it's like a deep dive into that.
Yeah.
And then like everyone hyper fixates on it for like a month and then moves on to the next thing and hyper fixates on something.
I mean, I guess that's what we do here.
We were just talking about
literally um well we were just talking about how like we're so glad that on tiktok if you hold the
left side of the screen it goes like two times speed and we're saying how we're so happy about
that and i was like britney do you know how bad that is that a tiktok video is like one minute
and we can't even fucking sit through one minute i of content to justify to justify the why behind us really loving that feature is sometimes people
be dragging out what they have to say and they do not spit out the point until the like go on and on
and on yeah literally us on this podcast they'll go on and on and on
and then show you like the with them like the what's in it for me
i'm sorry i'm just fixing my little dude why do fucking hats give you the sorry excuse my language
but excuse my language um i hate when the little loop comes out of the back of the hat i mean i
feel like that never happens it's literally my
ick of my own self because we're gonna talk about x i have more no no i just hyper fixate on that
now and like constantly touch it because that's probably why i'm gonna tell you why i'm gonna
tell you why because i saw a clip it was from like the kardashians or something and somebody's
tail was out kim had a hat on and her little lump out of the back of
her head was just sticking out out of her hair or the hat the hair the hair like looped out of
the hat hole which mine is doing right now yeah mine's doing it right now and anyways it looked
so silly and no one told her and she's also being followed by film crews they could have easily been like hey
unless that maybe that's what she was going for but now that i've seen that and like i know what
it looks like now you're like the other perspective i'm self-conscious about it so every time before
i like get out of my car in public when i have a hat on i'll flatten my thing down well now you're
gonna make me self-conscious i'm sorry but i just had to say because every time we do a podcast episode and I wear a hat when you talk I'll try to like put it down so that the camera's not on me
but now I just exposed myself but anyways if you see me doing that that's what I'm doing and I feel
like everyone's gonna know yes it just pisses me off like why does that happen my new ick is great i just referenced my um my little list that we
reviewed before um i recently heard the term tummy control and i hated it it made me the word tummy
yeah because somebody was like i think it was on qvc for some reason qVC has been on lately. I don't know. So when I watch like streaming services on my TV at home,
I don't ever watch cable unless it's football.
Because I'm a football girl on my TV.
But for some reason, when I turn the TV on, QVC will be on in the corner.
And then I will go to my streaming service.
Anyways, they were talking about this one piece of clothing or something.
And they're like, it's great because it has tummy control.
And it just made me want to vomit.
Everywhere.
I mean, I've heard that term so many times.
And the way she said it, instant ick for me.
So it was added to the list.
Tummy?
Tummy control.
Tummy control.
I don't mind at all. There's nothing about it that bothers that's crazy um what does bother me is when specifically for myself again when i put on
clothes and you can like see the hole of my belly button and you don't say i also hate that it pisses
me off so badly like what i'm pretty sure who makes those when you made this piece of
clothes you didn't think about that you didn't think about people have belly buttons i think
that's what the tummy control undergarment no it's not i swear to god no and then i fucking
hate when people are like oh wear uh like spanks wear spanks like i don't want to i just want the
clothes to be good enough so that they account for the human belly button i hate spanks they're so uncomfortable they squeeze you who wants to be squeezed like a
sausage i refuse to wear them no same i don't wear them i refuse it's so uncomfortable and i just
i just won't and that's that and that's that and that um we just really went on a tangent there but
anyways back to you know what it's not a tangent um we just really went on a tangent there but anyways back to you
know what it's not a tangent because we're talking about talked about the kardashians and we talked
about clothes so let's get into this kylie jenner came out with her clothing line kai i do like the
name the name is super cute i really like the name um however this is what I don't understand. So within hours of this brand launching, she received an innovator award for this brand by the Wall Street Journal.
And like won.
There's no way that wasn't pre-set up.
Right?
I mean, for sure.
Like they obviously knew.
She was at this event like hours after it launched and like had the whole thing.
A lot of awards are earned and justifiable and there's like criteria and people work
really hard for these rewards.
But sometimes I see like things like this with magazines or like top 100, top 50 or
like top 10, like super specific thing.
Like somebody for sure paid to be on this list like every person or you
give something in it like in return some kind of exchange some kind of agreement like that i guess
i understand but to give somebody like a brand innovator award from the wall street journal
i feel like that's kind of wild but also to get like within hours skims in 2021 i mean that i don't believe that was kind of
innovative exactly but that was different this and this is what i guess i don't understand what
the criteria is for the award maybe because this line specifically she doesn't design she
collaborates with designers that already exist to come out with products so like this release was she partnered with a brand that
already exists called namilia and the creators of that brand worked with her to create a 12-piece
capsule for this so basically she used other designers to come to be part of her capsule instead of like her going to designers and having like
designer x kylie it's her bringing that it's yeah that's pretty smart it is but it's very
interesting so like does anyone else do that i'm pretty sure chloe is that's what chloe did with
good american so good american is owned or co-owned with somebody else who basically came up with everything.
And then Chloe like signed on with it.
I see.
It's kind of like a lot of companies do that.
Like you white label a product.
So this product already exists.
You put a celebrity's name on it and then it becomes like a huge thing.
A huge deal. And that's what what most brands how most brands are founded and basically she's doing it but I guess she's being upfront about it
so it's like different in that sense but I guess like I don't know it's just kind of crazy how it
all came so quickly but people were saying and like criticizing because when she launched um the
lip kits in 2015 for kylie cosmetics the demand was so high that the site crashed and like stock
sold out within minutes and for this like right now if you go on the website it's still like
available like pieces are still available you can still still get stuff. Yeah, it's not super sold out. Yeah, so people were like, is it actually like finally not doing,
is it not like such a thing anymore?
I feel like,
this is my personal opinion.
I feel like when the lip kits came out,
the Kardashians, all of them,
Jenners, whoever,
they did not have as many brands out that they were selling.
I feel like nowadays, each of the Kardashian sisters, the Jenners,
have multiple brands each where they're selling various products
that I feel like it's not as new and exciting like I feel like Kylie's um fans if you
will at the time like her followers whoever you they had a lot of brand loyalty loyalty to her
where they wanted the lip kits they wanted the products it was so closely tied to her yeah and
I feel like that might be the difference too but it's almost like they oversaturated their own market right because they all many brands yes and it's cool when they do
something unique like courtney has skims is like a very super niche super unique and there's not a
lot of other companies that are even like that or i would even say with like courtney did the
vitamins that's pretty different than anything they already have out there but i feel
like to release a clothing line like her and kendall had a clothing line they still might
at that was at pac sun like a lot of the kardashians have had clothing lines so i feel
like it's not something that's super niche super personal so people are to her so they're not like
that big of a deal especially yeah i mean because when Kylie did the makeup, I don't think Kim had KKW yet either.
I don't think so either.
No.
And the lip kits was like such a thing because everyone was like, oh, she like, oh, it was
when she's like overlining her lips and everyone wanted to do it with her and like get the
same products.
That made way more sense to me.
Yeah.
It was like a lightning strike.
Like all the timing just like worked out perfectly with
that yeah but i don't know i mean it looked cool like the pieces looked yeah they were all super
cute i actually went to the design the other brand that exists already and looked at their stuff and
they had some interesting stuff on their site um but really yeah this is so random but they have
like a dick purse i don't i can't believe i just
said that word maybe bleep we'll bleep that but anyways they have a purse that's shaped like that
and like one of them has like spikes on it i don't know i don't that scares me a little bit i mean i
couldn't i we would obviously never be caught with that right right we're just not a target audience
for maybe that type of bag but they do
have a lot of pieces that look similar to what she put out I thought you were going to say similar to
that purse no no and like similar price point and stuff so I guess if you really liked it like you
could definitely still go to that brand find more stuff so maybe that is also the benefit for the
brand side of things that already exist to come in.
Yeah.
Because now their brand's going to grow, hopefully.
But it was definitely interesting.
So that was just this past week.
Also, this happened.
What happened?
Taylor Swift had another girls' night out.
Let's go.
With Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid, Sophie Turner,
and lo and behold, our football niche, Brittany Mahomes,
which I think has been really shocking, everybody.
I know.
I feel like everyone's genuinely so surprised,
but I feel like the public also pushed a persona
onto Brittany Mahomesomes and obviously Taylor Swift
has her own persona of being like the queen mother America's sweetheart and I feel like
Brittany's persona was very different than that so to see the two together everyone's like this
wasn't on my bingo card yeah but at the end of the day we don't we don't know any other personalities like the thing that really actually threw me off
was they were holding hands and then she was also linking arms with selena gomez and i was just like
it i could never imagine me and you going to don't you touch me and me and you going to dinner
and like walking out holding hands like obviously we know we've
discussed like i have issues with pda in general displays of affection but yeah like i just can't
imagine a world in which like we held hands after going to the restaurant together no we did talk
about this we hold hands on airplanes when airplanes take off and land when it's a life
or death scenario you'll
catch me being affectionate but like other than that and like taking off on an airplane is pretty
life or death like to me i'm at the edge of my seat i need you need hand holding yes but um i
love a hand holding maybe not with you um with my boyfriend probably predominantly okay but like would you like could
you ever picture world and like walking out with one of your friends like holding their hand if i
was trashed maybe like hammered okay if i was hammered i feel like me and tracy have like held
hands like walking no not even walking in ubers like after drinking that's crazy like we'll hold hands or hold pinkies like
she also we did all hang out this weekend the three of us we were at your house and um when
we left she was like dang it i wanted to give hayley a hug to make her feel uncomfortable
and she then she proceeded to walk towards me and give me a hug. And I was like, were you trying to make me angry?
I feel like I've been so much better with it.
With hugs and stuff?
Yes.
I mean, I don't think I've still hugged you.
Not with you.
Like, obviously, why would we hug?
Yeah, we've talked about that.
There's no reason for us to hug.
But, like, with everyone else.
I mean, even with Trace, like, why would I hug?
She wanted to hug you.
So when you see her next, she's probably going to try to hug you.
What if I just hug her, like, out of nowhere?
I thought you should.
Really shock her.
You should shock her.
Oh, hopefully she doesn't listen to this.
But.
She won't.
It was funny because, so with the tarot card episode, remember she, like, Brandy was like,
oh, you're the lovers is your birth card.
Yeah.
Well, it turns out that wasn't true.
We.
We miscalculated it.
Really?
So my real birth tarot card was the chariot,
which is way more on brand.
What does that mean?
Self-control, mind over heart, depending on yourself,
making use of your skills.
Overconfidence.
I don't know about that.
Scattered energy. Anger anger you have scattered energy do i when yes yes because you what does that mean
this is how i perceive scattered energy i'm not sure if this is what it actually means
but like at random you will be like doing one thing and then you'll be like, you know what?
I'm decorating for Christmas.
And in the next five minutes and like that could be not on the books, not on the plans for like weeks.
Next thing you know, that house will be decorated to the nines.
It drives Evan nuts.
And when you sent me that TikTok, it was such good timing because it was
Which one was it? Was it the one of
You sent me the TikTok of the girl who was like
hmm like she was doing something
on her computer and she's like I really should paint
like that room. And then just
painted the whole room? And then instantly like Wayne got
painted the whole room. That's
you. I know. That's you to a T.
I think that might be like ADHD.
It could be a factor
I don't care what it is really because it is a problem because um I just recently realized it
um when you sent me that I was like damn that's how people think of me and it was because Evan
same situation it was when we were doing the Halloween party and I had decided that like
it took us like a couple weeks to decide we were like fully gonna do it and what we were gonna do
for it and when I did make the decision I instantly was like okay time to decorate now and like I did
not want to wait for him for anything so I'm climbing on ladders I'm standing on chairs like
I mean I'm climbing up the walls to do this.
And like he comes out there and he's like, I said I would help you. And I'm like, you took too long.
Like if it doesn't happen within the instant that I decide it's happening. And it's not with
everything either. Like sometimes you'll get an idea and you'll be like, okay, let's sit on that
for a little bit. But like once in a while, and by once in a while i mean pretty often probably at least once a week for
you a flip switch switches and it's problematic and what whatever happens happens i don't know
you would call that scattered energy i just feel like that's probably like an attribute
yeah i guess that's probably true rebelliousness though oh i definitely
inflated ego yeah you know that
but this is way more a lot of these you are not rebellious no but self-control it's a lot of like
capricornish capricorn vibe you are very capricorn and so like
this made sense to me our birthdays are six days apart and we are so different the tiktok
yeah we need to do that we're from the same hometown though but yeah so that was interesting
and i think that makes sense why that was probably not the right card for me um but going back to this so
i was thinking a little conspiracy here oh so sophie turner was recently in the news because
she was caught kissing some british saying i thought they were just seen together no i'm
pretty sure they kissed no in a lip block lock. I thought the divorce was called off.
It was.
So I don't know what's going to happen here, but with.
My God.
I'm not going to say this right, but what I'm going to say is she was caught kissing a British aristocrat.
I can't speak.
An aristocrat.
Isn't that like the fucking movie? I used to love those movies. This aristocrat. Isn't that like the fucking movie?
I used to love those movies.
This aristocrat, yeah, with Marie.
Yeah, with the little cat.
I loved her.
Anyways, so a British aristocrat.
She was caught kissing.
And he's 29 years old.
And he's considered an aristocrat. Yeah, what does that mean?
He was born into the Pearson family,
which is an extraordinary wealthy family
and said to be worth $279 million.
His father is the fourth viscount
after inheriting the state of Cowdray in West Sussex.
And according to Google,
a viscount is a British nobleman
ranking above a baron and below an earl.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what any of those words mean.
Pretty much she's like royalty.
But it says dash here, pretty fantastic.
Oh, no, pretty fancy.
Pretty fancy.
No, I got this from an article explaining what it was.
I'm going to cry. But but basically this guy she was kissing is set to inherit this from his father and
he will be the viscount of this place in West Sussex.
I don't know, but it's a royalty thing.
The fourth viscount?
It's a royalty thing.
Okay.
And anyway, so I was thinking, so this all came out like last week and it was a big deal
that she was kissing someone else because whatever.
They're still going to divorce, but is maybe called off. And so I'm thinking that Taylor say, let's all get together, because now when you Google Sophie Turner, none of that comes up.
It's all about her going out with them again. So I don't know, maybe maybe that's the truth maybe you know conspiracy if i
know one thing i know taylor is a true friend because she's out here erasing google search
histories for people absolutely wild that's nuts the kind of power you wield with that
um but speaking of more conspiracies so the super Super Bowl logo was released and it's purple and red.
And people were saying that for the past few years, the Super Bowl logo, as it gets released before the Super Bowl, before you know who's in it, has coincided with the teams that are in it.
So last year, the logo was red and green.
Right.
And it was the Chiefs and the Eagles that ended up in it so last year the logo was red and green right and it was the chiefs and the eagles that
ended up in it right the year before that the logo came out as red and orange and it ended up being
the chiefs and bangles whose colors are red and orange but that was as far as it went the 2021
logo did not coincide and this year because it's purple and red people were thinking that maybe it
was going to be the chiefs and the ravens not true though and i said that can't possibly be true because america's team
the lions are going to be in the super bowl so it can't be true it's just a conspiracy theory
it's just people people wanting to root for the ravens and just have their fun with their little conspiracy theory.
Not true.
It's not true.
The real reference, though, for the colors, for the people who don't believe the conspiracy theory, who are like us, the real reference for the colors and design is to represent
the skyline of Las Vegas, because that's where it's going to be played at, and the Las Vegas
sign.
So there's the facts.
There's the truth of the matter.
One Google search away.
Hopefully Taylor doesn't try to get that.
Gone.
Erased.
To the internet too.
Yeah.
Because maybe she could.
She probably wants it to predict the Chiefs to be in the Super Bowl.
So she can see her man.
They can be in it.
It's fine.
No that's fine.
As long as they're playing us.
We will prevail.
We're ridiculous. i have to tell you
something later uh-oh no it's just exciting oh okay are you going to another game no i wish
that would have been exciting and then i would have been like why the f**k didn't you invite me
i i mean if i was going to another game you'd probably know because you'd probably be invited
because we'd probably be planning it together you know apologize text me i wait did you guys know that when they're spelling in that song it's not
i g g it's i t g i r l because it spells it girl yeah in case you didn't know because we didn't
we kind of just didn't even explain what we were just talking about. We just are exposing ourselves.
No, because I can't.
I simply cannot enter a room right now without doing that.
And like every time I like I walked into the house yesterday and I was like, bitch, you know, I'm sexy.
And Evan was in his office and he's like, hey, did you say, babe?
I was like, no.
When I was walking into the garage for the Halloween party, I was singing a song, but I forget what i was like no when i was walking into um the garage for the halloween party i was singing
a song but i forget what it was and i did not realize evan was in the garage setting something
up in like the corner so i kept walking straight didn't see him and he was like hey and i was like
would you scare me oh man good times okay we're back with some shady stories instead of spooky this week.
Please continue.
I sounded like a teacher.
Like, continue to submit your papers.
Please.
Because we need some good shady stories.
I feel like everyone got caught up with the spooky.
I saw a couple more spooky.
Cut it out.
Save them for next year.
We told you.
Let's get back to the shady story.
Maybe we'll do something like holiday-esque for December.
Like, yeah, I feel like.
Were you ever left home alone?
For the holidays and missed your flight?
Okay.
No, seriously.
But keep submitting your shady stories.
Let's get into shady story number one
20 years ago i took a quick weekend trip with my friends and my boyfriend with his friends
we stayed in a semi-local area with two separate islands there's a girl who fucks everyone's
boyfriends and she was there with other friends it just so happened that she wanted to
fuck my boyfriend that night so her and my friends took my wallet without me knowing and i couldn't
party anymore because i had no id or money so i had no choice and went back to the girls island
pissed because i pieced everything together my friends never came back that night so while they
were out i drank my neighbor camper's beer and used their fire to burn my friends' belongings.
Not only did I burn their belongings, but I burned one of Pear's, example, one of Pear of every shoes, shorts, but not the matching shirt.
And then to top it off, I threw in their favorite down comforter.
I fled first thing in the morning but they were there for
hours looking for their stuff. It was so odd that fuck girl happened to find my wallet and return
it to me the next day. Those neighbor campers unknowingly also happened to be locals in our
neighborhood and ended up telling my friends, ex-friends, what I did. Needless to say they were
pissed. Still makes me giggle a bit thinking about them being confused and looking for their other shoe.
Girl, stop fucking everyone's boyfriends.
I mean, I can't blame her because, I mean, somebody tries to pull this shit on me.
Arson is the only logical answer.
That was the first thing that came to mind was like, oh, okay.
Yeah.
You're going to do that?
I'm going to set your shit on fire
i mean yeah um i really like the pettiness the level of thought that went into it
of like one of each yeah it wasn't just everything it was strategic confusion i i love it there was
thought there was strategy and she executed flawlessly. I'm on her side.
I definitely say I love this. This is a 10 out of 10.
Yeah, that's the best shady story I've heard in a minute because we've been reading spooky stories.
Okay, thank you. Thank you for valuing it.
You're welcome.
Shady story number two. I live in the UK and these events happen whilst I was in primary school from ages 5 to 11.
When I was year two, which I think is first grade in the US, age 6 to 7, a new girl joined class called Ruby.
At first she seemed fine, but after a few weeks I noticed she was not a nice person.
She was very arrogant and bitchy to the other bitchy at age seven sorry everyone back to the story she hasn't done anything personal to me
until one day she ran up to me at the playground and told somebody someone had taken my watch out
of the tray I immediately knew that it was her who stole my watch because it was,
because I knew she was like, I knew what she was like. And how, sorry everyone.
I can't breathe.
Stop laughing at me.
I just accidentally, hold on.
Haley's about to spit her pop out.
And we're not cutting this out either.
No, I'm only like...
Sorry, everyone.
Like, somebody said something to you.
Like, no one's here.
Just keep going.
Just stay here.
Wait, I lost my train of track.
Please.
Stop laughing.
Okay, I'm sorry. You're making making me laugh how else would she know
i've known it was gone from my tray so i ran from my tray what the fuck is this tray and the watch
was gone and i confronted her she denied taking it but showed me her tray and the watch was there
she said she didn't know how it got there but
obviously she did i just took my watch back and tried to stay away from her however when i got
home that day i remember i felt so angry because this girl because that was my favorite watch
and my nana had bought for me i wasn't having it i wanted revenge everyone in class had their
own account on this math game website type thing set up by my teacher.
And you could earn coins and buy clothing to design your own avatar.
The thing is, my teacher made everyone's password and they were printed on a sheet at the front of the classroom.
Pretty stupid.
But it gave me an idea.
So the next day, I sneaked at Ruby's password and I wrote it on my hand.
When I got home I logged into her account on my laptop and I went to her avatar and I made her
bald. I spent all her money on random shit and then logged out and cleared my search history
and washed my hand. It was pretty smart for a seven-year-old I guess. The next day everyone
went on their accounts in my class and I heard someone crying sure enough it was Ruby I smiled to myself and to this day I'm 20 now I've
never been found out not really a big deal but I know at the time it was I've never heard from this
girl again after six years grade five I think since she went to a different high school than me
and I'm glad I hated her gut and I have
no regrets p.s I love your podcast it makes me laugh so much and you are both such nice people
lots of love ah even though you butchered her story I'm so sorry but I was so lost and it was
my fault but then I was lost because I was like what the fuck is this tray I don't understand
I think what's a tray why do you have to take your watch off for recess?
You get so caught up in the stories.
Like, even when I'm reading or when you're reading, you cling to the actual, like, story.
The small details of the story.
So it gets difficult for you.
I love this, though.
She played the long game.
There was no way for it ever to be traced back to her.
That's how you do it but it's just so funny that like the the biggest deal at that time which you know how it is because
like in elementary school yeah if someone made my club penguin like messed up or like
logged onto your nintendogs and killed your nintendog like oh damn we're going for for the
kill i'm just saying like that would have been a big deal my nintendog like oh damn we're going for for the kill i'm just saying like that would have been
my nintendog ran away what
why you neglected it i guess i loved it it was a little shih tzu i think its name was
i don't know what it's dude that's crazy this was a crazy story though bald like could you not make
it could could you not put it as hair back?
It's like she spent all the money.
It's so unfortunate.
She probably couldn't buy the hair back because she spent all the money.
Damn.
It's clever. I like it.
I mean, 10 out of 10 for you.
Again, another
example of
there was strategy, There was thought.
All thought out.
And execution.
For a seven-year-old, too.
Flawless.
It's crazy.
Chef's kiss.
Great job.
All right.
Shady story number three.
My sister has always lived with me since I was 17 and I got my own place.
Well, I bought her a cell phone and she was 14 and she would be secretive and sneak out she
wouldn't let me go into the cell phone so no so one night when she fell asleep i opened it with
my fingerprint and put my fingerprint on her phone and she never knew she still doesn't know to this
day i just saw a tiktok of a girl saying you should do this to your boyfriend's phone would you ever do that
no i mean maybe back in the day when i was crazy yeah like i feel like now definitely for sure no
no nowadays i don't care when i was younger i would have done some shit yeah i mean like with
brian's phone he has a long ass password and he's told me it before and i can never remember it but
like if i won't like if i was still crazy I probably would have taken the time to
memorize it. You know what I
mean? I know Evan's phone password.
It's too, Brian's is too long.
Like most people four
numbers. His is like
16. Why? I don't know
go look at it. No I
kind of want it. Yeah.
I don't know. What kind of secrets?
What are you hiding?
No Evan's is really easy to remember, but also it's mainly because there are just times
where I'm like, like we have to do something or like someone's calling or like we have
to text from it and it's just like too much to like be like, can you put it in?
Brian just needs to make his shorter.
I can't remember that many numbers.
It's probably like low-key his school ID from high school.
Probably.
I still remember my school ID from high school.
Or from elementary school, middle school, high school.
I remember mine too.
Yeah, it's a pretty long number too.
Are you going to type it in right now?
That's probably it.
No, I was just looking at the...
No, it's like some like design.
It's like...
Like it's like a... Like I think it is like a...
But like, okay, think of a mess.
Formation type situation.
As an adult.
Like in this situation, it makes sense why she did it.
Because they were living together and she was sneaking out.
So.
Yeah.
I understand why she did it.
But like, could you imagine to this day like would you want your
siblings password no i wouldn't want to know what the fuck was going on no i don't need to know
what's on matthew's phone yeah like wouldn't that wouldn't you feel like weird to not like
yeah you would never want to go through that yeah what would i need to find out yourself for life
you could i would not want to go through my sibling's phone um well now i'm scared you
could scar yourself now i don't even want to see him with his phone now i want to throw his phone
in the fire i don't even want him to have a phone at this point it could be terrible no but like
seriously like i would not want my siblings thing but what i mean what do you have on your phone that you're hiding
well nothing but like even like conversations with like you like I don't want like we talk a
lot of shit you don't say no we're not that bad but like what if we do what if we do talk shit
who will ever know just a little shady yeah I I would say, do you ever think about this?
Like, I think about this sometimes.
Like, God forbid, one day when you're no longer on this earth, what do you want to happen to your phone?
Who would you trust to have your phone?
You.
And dispose of it, correct?
Yeah.
Just immediately dispose.
Nobody needs to see my phone.
I would want mine immediately disposed of.
There's nothing on there you need.
So are you giving me permission to dispose of it?
Yes.
Anybody.
You don't need to go through it.
What do you want me to tell Evan, though, when your phone doesn't exist?
Well, no, because here's the thing.
Like, any...
I feel like people use the excuse of, like, the and like you know what i mean anything that any
picture that needs to be out in the world is out in the world at this point um so like do you want
me to lie and say like i don't know where your phone went to or say like i was tasked with this
mission i was tasked with this mission i've said this in front of evan there's nothing like no i
don't want to think about this anymore.
There's nothing on there that's like so dire.
But like I could see.
I could picture.
I could picture my sister being like.
I want to see it.
And like.
So you're more concerned about that. Like I could just picture her just starting some shit.
So you need me to get rid of your laptop too?
All of it.
Okay.
It's all gone. No. I. Okay. It's all gone.
No, I...
Yeah, I want everything gone.
That's what I'm saying.
But there's some shit that I feel like I want to be released to the world to like induce chaos and the people that hurt me.
Actually, yeah.
Like I have some...
It's like how people have their like folders in case they go missing.
Like we need to make like a folder of like release to the world and then like burn everything else.
Yeah.
I have receipts that I think that once I'm gone, I will want out in the world.
Receipts of what?
To induce havoc.
No, this is my biggest fear because like I just feel that even like friends or like sisters
or like if family were to like look at, you know how much shit you like randomly like, oh, my God, someone so pissed me off today.
And then like they look at your messages and like, yeah, now they're just pissed at you.
You can't defend yourself.
Yeah, you're not here on this earth to defend your words anymore.
So you can't like there's no.
OK, well, we'll have to make a folder of, like,
anything that's allowed to be released to the earth.
We're acting like we have, like, FBI files.
Like, first of all, the government has everything.
I probably have two screenshots and, like,
a screen recording that could go out to the world.
That's crazy.
I don't even think I have anything.
I have voice memos. I have crazy voice memos. What? that could go out to the world that's crazy i don't i don't even think i have anything i have
voice memos i have crazy voice memos what i don't have anything like that man keep your receipts oh
you do i have some crazy voice recordings like that like i'm just meaning like tea i don't need
i don't need like everybody being pissed at me no i'm not here to defend myself. When I went skydiving you weren't there and
I told one of our friends
I was like something goes wrong
release
the voice memos.
Release them all.
People need to know the truth.
I act like it. Was it really that dramatic?
No. Would it change anyone's life at this
point? No. But it would just
cause a little bit
of drama and ruffle a little bit of feathers you would love that you know you'd be you'd be
yeah that's crazy i mean yeah i don't have anything good like you do i just if i peace
out first at least do me some justice all right I'll write that down. Thank you. We've got to make
like a file.
A file.
That's crazy.
Wow, that went on a
different
crazy tangent.
A different tangent
than I ever imagined.
But yeah.
Same.
That concludes
the shady story
inspired it.
Yeah, it was fun.
Keep writing them in.
Inspire our
really wild tangents and um
we'll see you guys in the next one bye everyone bye