just a little shady - WE'VE BEEN KEEPING SECRETS | EP. 7

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

Starting the episode by revealing what secrets we’ve been keeping. Giving our two cents on our version of the “Roman Empire” trend & calling out another business with some beef. Submit your shady story to be featured in a future episode anonymously here: https://forms.gle/VyXLKoDfE8udBBim7 Shop our NEW CONCERT COLLECTION merch drop at justalittleshadypodcast.com Join our Patreon for ad free content, bonus content & more: https://www.patreon.com/justalittleshadypodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome back to the podcast. Before we get into recapping our weekend, who's dating, what now, NFL recap, a little Taylor Swift, a little TikTok news, a little lawsuit, my own personal beef with, not more beef, with some fast food places um we need to discuss a little special announcement that we're having next week so if you want to know what's in this box join our patreon because we are going to be unboxing a sneak peek of our special announcement coming next week. It'll be on our TikTok and our Instagram. If you've been with us since last fall, last season, you probably have some ideas of what's coming. I feel like they might be able to

guess. But we did throw in some different type of items that we've never done before that's that's so that's a hint that's a clue so if you want to see what's in here join the patreon and also we're doing actually something exciting on the patreon this week we're trying a bunch of different fall drinks from starbucks we are i'm i'm really excited because i've only ever had the pumpkin spice latte so to try all of their other fall drinks is going to be really exciting a little review yeah um but yeah so that's all happening over there and also next week so make sure you keep an eye out for that but let's get into our weekends because we were thriving we truly were we're doing fun things again because it's fall and that's where we live our best lives truly we're

not summer gals we are fall gals I seriously I don't know what it is and I feel like it's just not normal to come alive the way I do in fall And I'm not just talking about like wanting to do activities outside of my house, because although that is unlike me and I do tend to do that in the fall, I mean, even with work, like I, Brittany, you don't even know what I went through this past week. Like in my head, I'm like planning out all the fall videos I want to do for like TikTok. I was like, should I start my YouTube now? Like, should she? This is the, this is the version of me that really just thinks I can do it all. I too feel that way in the fall. I don't know what it is. It's really incredible. And I just wish it was like this all the time. Um, but yeah, yeah I I was thriving because I had a little Sunday fun day if you will

you did yeah so we went to the 50 cent concert oh yeah you did and I was so freaking happy I have not seen him perform since like I seriously think it was like sixth grade. Really? It's been so long. And I was just so, first of all, I was just so happy because there's so many bangers that I feel that everybody just like forgets about. Or like there's the club songs, but then there's so many like play that you're like, holy shit. Yeah.

Like this is a bop. Yes. Like this is a fucking banger. And also what I was saying to Evan too, the actual production that was the entire show. I have never seen that level of production. I haven't seen that in so like, really? I mean,

pyro confetti cannons. I love a good pyro show. There was a point, there was one song where pyro went off for the entire song. As it should. And it was just pew, pew, pew, fire, fire. And I was like, this is sick. So yeah, anyways, I was not disappointed.

And also dad came out and I don't know why. So when, that's just how I have to say it. I'm sorry. That's what I, that's how I have to say it. Dad came out. Um, and it's funny because when he came out at the Ed Sheeran thing, we like, we knew before. Did you not know if he was coming out or not? No. So like I found out right before, but still, no matter what I get so hype because like the crowd, like I could just see the crowd being like so happy

happy and actually it was funny because there was this guy in front of us and he originally was like in our seats and he was not supposed to be there so he just like climbed over and went in the seats in front of us he was living his best life the entire time and like like, thankfully nobody came to those seats. So he didn't get kicked out, but I was just like, yes, you deserve to be right there, man. Is that not a seat either then? No. Oh, he was just hanging out.

He just came down like, you know, good for him. Well, cause pine knob, you know, they have like the lawn seeds and the pavilion. It feels like a free for all there sometimes. And so it was the most crowded too. And most like hectic I have seen in a long time no just ever like anytime I've ever went to a show there I feel like I've not seen that many people really

it was insane I haven't been there so that was um one of my best Sundays in a long time I mean how can you beat that you really can't and also like that's why I was so shocked too so many people were there on a Sunday on a Sunday and I was like they showed up I wasn't sure what like what was gonna be the vibe because it's gonna be is everyone gonna be like relaxed no not a single person relaxed good it was a lot of fun but you had some fun too I did so I went to I also had a Sunday fun day, if you will. Um, I went to the Detroit lions game against the Seattle Seahawks. I watched at home.

And it's not the same. I mean, it is. Cause we're like in it this year. We've talked about that. Like we're invested. We're really invested in the lions. So my boyfriend's friends, they go every year to the first home opener same thing

first hoping over they go to the home opener so i've been going for the past three years and we tailgate we do the whole thing we go to the game can i just say how dedicated yeah you guys you can expose me they were down there by like 7 30 a.m yeah we were one of the first at least 10 cars in the lot because we tailgate at lots i don't know how it is at other nfl stadiums i think there's some stadiums where the tailgates are literally in the lot like the stadium itself has its own lots around it but at ford field there's not necessarily lots right by the stadium there's not like one dedicated one yeah there's like many ones all around so stadium there's not like one designated one yeah there's like many ones all around so we've been going to the same one for a couple years now

and it was lit everyone was hype people were selling ski masks if you didn't hear about the ski masks that everyone was wearing at the lions game it was great one of the players was like i want to see everyone out in blue ski masks. Amazon was like sold out of ski masks, or maybe not sold out, but you couldn't get another one for like a month's time. And they were like $50 like in shipping charges if you wanted them in like advance. So people were selling them, had a great time,

bopped over to Ford Field. And that's when, you know, the events really just started happening. So we have one friend who her foot's broken right now so she had to get her seat swapped wait can we just tell her she's gonna love this but um so she broke her foot and I was like genuinely concerned I was like oh my god how'd you break your Dude, her first jump on a jump rope. And she's a fitness instructor.

Like she is a damn good fitness instructor. Can you just imagine like one jump on a jump rope and done? And no, I was talking to some of the people that were there with her when it happened. You could hear it break. Like it was that bad. That's so unfortunate. So we had to swap out her tickets because our tickets were up higher and just trying to get around up the stairs wasn't going to happen.

She's on a little scooter right now. We needed to make sure that was sorted out. So while we were sorting out those tickets, some mother, I don't know if she's a mother or not, but woman, older woman, if you will, probably better descriptor there spilt half her bloody mary because the um guest services is right underneath an escalator onto like half our group of friend so then we had to get in line swap out half the people's merchandise one of my friends had just bought a lion's hoodie for 90 and got bloody mary all down her sleeve so

went through did that whole thing did they let them swap it yeah we had then had to go to a second customer service like a guest experience line and we got comp to let everyone that got spilt on got gift cards so for Ford Field was actually super accommodating. Initially, our friend who has the foot issue at the moment, she was only supposed to get like up to three companion tickets, but we had four girls and like four guys. So they let us have all four of us girls sit together, which was really nice.

But then we didn't need those seats because somehow, some way, one of our other friends' husbands, parents were in a suite. And somehow, some way. You know a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy. Who knew a guy. Got us up in the suite and we were there for half the game. And let me tell you, those suites are nice in Ford Field. I've only seen them once when I toured the facility.

But it was a cool experience and we were just like wow there's been twists and turns of this game um but then the next twist in our experience was I got called to Karen because but I don't think I was whoa whoa whoa there's been a lot of Karen activity yeah like vibes surrounding I know I don't know what's going on, but my friend who has her little scooter, it was crowded. It was a sold out game and people kept getting like when she was scooting around it. Cause she, she's short. She looked like she was just walking. If you couldn't see through the crowd. So people were getting pissed because her tire would like hit the back of their ankle or people like were getting in her way to where like she could barely move her scooter.

And so I took it upon myself to be. After how many drinks? A few. A fair few. I became her personal bodyguard escort. So I put my hand in front of like her right here and i said excuse me sorry we have we have to get through and then i would raise my hand too i don't know what the hand raising i thought was gonna accomplish it was like disney and get like a flag

that was literally me with my little arms sticking up and i was like excuse us excuse us and it actually worked pretty efficiently in ford field and i was kind of telling some people too i was like you know with my with my method will you move a little bit faster if you stand right behind our group and some people would and they would follow behind us you were like recruiting people to yeah to be a little posse and then i guess i didn't hear it um but brian told me that one lady called me a karen and I was like, I feel like she's a Karen in that situation. And people were not nice. I mean, I guess I would have to be there to see how aggressive you were being. Like if you were like drunk, Brittany, I could see you being like a little aggressive.

But I get aggressive when people aren't treating my friends right. Like with the same friend, we went harry potter world and universal once she can't have dairy not because she doesn't like dairy not because it's a fad but because she has reasons where she can't have dairy and they make the butterbeer with whipped cream on the top and that's the only dairy in it so i was trying to ask them if they wouldn't put the whipped cream on it they were not having it apparently they wouldn't put the whipped cream on it they were not having it apparently they will not sell the butter beer without the whipped cream or else it like takes away the integrity of the drink and so i saw the girl with our cup how

serious could it be i don't know she was about to put the whipped cream i go could you please not do that and then like i went off like when they like wouldn't accommodate they were like you already pay for the drink she paid for it somewhere else i don't know wild i don't know um it sounds like a a fun time you had some you had you had a little drama i did i i mean i had no drama just vibes you know drama just we've been out this weekend doesn't that feel like a lifetime ago went to the cider mill oh my god yeah i couldn't think of a single other thing i did this weekend i'm glad you said that we did go to the cider mill yeah um but i think i i just need to complain a little bit about the lions game before we move on because i really and i think it's because the

overtime rules i fucking and any any other situation like if we get it first, I'm like, this is the best rules ever. But then like the one time we didn't get the ball first. So if you don't know, in football, if you go into overtime, basically whichever team gets the ball first really basically wins. Because if they score a touchdown on that drive, they automatically win. You don't get a chance to rebuttal, which I feel like needs to be even. There should be a rebuttable. Or you should be able to use the whole 10 minutes of the overtime instead of just calling it once one person scores,

which I know how that, like, I don't know. I feel like in other sports it makes sense. Like hockey, it makes sense. The first person to score because it's even playing field. You're going back and forth. Right. But this, it's like you go one back and forth right but this it's like you go one way and you win then that's it you don't get to even try i was pissed i guess you could

try to intercept but like i don't know there's a lot of ways but it's still it just seems very unfair but like if this situation was reversed would i we even be talking about it because no i would have been like that was so fair yeah if if that if we would have got the ball i would have been like that was fair right and if we would have won then we would have been sitting here like we're two and oh like we're the greatest of all time this is crazy um which we still feel like that um yeah yeah i just didn't want to hear like the naysayers no i know exactly what you're talking about i don't even want to speak the same old line it's like i no one needs to say that we aren't but we're a strong team and we're gonna do great and we're gonna come back even harder dude i made i did i say that last week i made

friendship bracelets for yeah what did you do with them did you give them out um i gave them out to my friends at the tailgate and then i gave them to one of the ladies in the suite because she was like oh these are so cute did you get them on etsy i was like i made them and i was so proud of myself they were pretty cute i should have taken better pictures of them yeah what the hell i'm gonna make them for more things though like i'm gonna make them for us this weekend that's alarming i know um i don't know if i want to be a part you get to be a part of it. You can give them out. Yeah. So we also went to a cider mill.

Oh, yeah. That. Well, I don't know if you could really call it a cider mill. It's like a restaurant with the cider mill experience on the side. Well, we tried to go to an actual cider mill and it was so crowded. Which we should have expected. But I feel it was still early september in my mind and it would be kind of empty well our thoughts which i think were genius was that oh you should have a membership to cider mills and if you go year round you could have like special perks of like hours where only the members can go because

we are frequent flyers when it comes to cider mills we go summer we go spring we go winter and fall it's not just a september october experience for us we are avid members or i guess not members we're not members we wish we were we wish we were members of our just period it's a good idea something to think about if you have a very large cider mill um in the metro detroit area it's kind of like how wineries will do like memberships and have benefits like they should have that just for their cider and here's what's crazy but what if we don't know about it i should have put i filled out for the exact cider mills that we're talking about um they sent i'm on their email

list somehow so i'm somewhat in that's crazy and they were asking what perks you would like and i should have put that in there like a membership for like yeah like at disney world like they have like the extended evening hours or the early well for those of you that might know if you're staying in a disney world resort you can get into the parks early every day or stay like an hour too late well what was the craziest part about it so they have a restaurant there and really we just wanted to eat we just want food and so we go well and cider and cider so we go and i call ahead because i see how busy the parking lot is smart and i have never had this happen so i'm like oh how long does it wait uh the person on the phone goes two hours and i was like oh okay and she goes and it won't be

another hour until you get food once you sit down that's insane i've never heard somebody on like a restaurant thing say that well and you know what else they could do with our little membership idea if they want to use it is so like some restaurants rainforest cafe specifically has this type of like card you can get for like their chain of restaurants because they the owners own a bunch of different restaurants and if you have this card and it's like one of the perks of it is if you show up no reservation but there's like a super long wait time your wait will only be like 15 minutes like you get like priority seating and i feel like that's something that

we could implement at the cider mill do you want to call them up i might tell them your idea i might um yeah i feel like we've just had like a bone to pick because we specifically really enjoyed the experience but it just becomes so unenjoyable at the time that we want to enjoy it the most is the most crowded i feel that way about other things too like target we are avid target goers and when i sometimes i wonder is there a such thing as a person that's not an avid target goer i don't think so but why does like the store spike in crowdedness around the holiday season like after black friday because everyone's shopping yeah however that is what i do day in and day out i go to target once a week and i would like to have that experience frequently when it's holidays too who's to say really i i know the

crowds are crazy and i just can't enjoy that kind of experience the malls used to be the same way love the mall go frequently but can i go to the mall during the holidays no because it's not the same experience i feel like you can't go to the mall period the holidays no because it's not the same experience i feel like you can't go to the mall period anymore it's just not fun to shop in person there's not anything good anymore i don't know what it is they have anteans though and that i do like that's crazy i know i was thinking about it earlier today i saw a tiktok you brought this up to me multiple times and i i don't know where this came from the anti-ans obsession yeah like what's going on and you've literally sent me videos of anti-ans pretzels i'm like i would have got this 15 years ago yes like i feel like that was our time where you go to the mall you get an anti-ans

and i go to the mall still do i always get an anteans no but there have been times far and few where i'm just having a bad day and i drive to our local mall and i've got shut up i swear i swear and i've gotten a pretzel and i've sat and i've enjoyed it by myself and told nobody about me having this experience until right now so i feel like no because i mean it was it's kind of like a sad girl moment and then how are you sad and eating an auntie and pretzel that brings me the joy that i was lacking in my life they need to sponsor us at this point they do um they really do i'll i'll wear what any any kind of merchandise that you want to promote I'll wear right here you'll work there I'll work there I don't know why I thought I just pictured like Lana Del Rey in her

Waffle House outfit I would have fun I think working at Auntie Anne's for like you know she never like explained why she did that she just did it for fun she just like did that no one knows why it's crazy um and that's why everyone loves her but speaking of people everyone loves our girl spotted with taylor swift sophie turner what a turn of events audible gasp um do you see what i did there turner turn them yeah i i understood okay thank you um i got that but yeah so i felt honestly like shocked my jaw dropped when i saw this because it is such it's such a statement by taylor swift it is and i feel like she's been like low-key like out of the drama and like all the girl gang stuff that people used to be like oh this is so like drama about and now she's

just stepping out with salty turner i feel like honestly and i i kind of felt this way after the um vmas i was just like what is she up to she's got to be up to more than just the tour and maybe it's just because she genuinely enjoys that stuff now or like she used to get stressed out about it but now the the rhetoric around her is so positive so she doesn't mind going to things yeah maybe because it's so positive now like she didn't want to leave her house before because it was just like you get shit on or like get dragged into drama but now it's so positive she's like i don't care i'll go out um could be because i I feel like Taylor Swift is only seen when Taylor Swift wants to be seen. And that's a huge statement for her to choose to be seen with Sophie Turner.

That's what I'm saying. But what do you... Joe Jonas is probably quaking. As he should. Quaking. I've seen a lot of winters coming for him and I think it is what do you think that conversation was like though Taylor and Sophie's conversation like she got all the tea for sure for sure it's curious I'm so curious about this friendship because it's like I feel

like we've seen bits and pieces of like oh oh, Taylor has sent gifts to them for their kids. And Sophie has mentioned she's a Taylor Swift fan, but have they ever interacted or hung out one-on-one prior to this dinner? They could have behind closed doors, but what's their level of friendship up to this point? Taylor seemed really excited to see her when she got to the restaurant.

Yeah, I wonder if it's also too just because everyone was talking about how joe jonas's pr team was really trying to gun in for sophie on her and everyone was like what the hell maybe she just felt bad and was like no i'll clear this up real quick i wonder taylor that seems like something Taylor would do. She saw right through all of those headlines that Joe Jonas' team was pushing throughout their entire divorce being filed and was like, we'll flip this narrative real quick. And it just popped up to dinner at NYC together.

And it worked. It's just so, I don't know. I feel like Taylor's just in a different era of her own right now like i don't know what it is but it's just she's out in public she's going to stuff she's like i don't want to say getting drunk but like having fun she's having so much i'm sorry but at the vmes like i i briefly said it when we talked about it before but i was like do you think she was a little tipsy or something i hope i think she was i literally think now she just doesn't give a shit because she's like everyone like is just on my side everyone knows like who i am at this point so she just doesn't

care i mean she has 1989 taylor's version coming out soon and i just feel like this time is so reminiscent of back when 1989 came out the first time and she had the girl squad was having the parties because she did a fourth of july party this year was going to dinners was in new york spotted all the time but i feel like this is her reclaiming this in like a healthier way in like her own right like reclaiming like going to eat, being seen by the paparazzi, hanging out with her friends, but this time like her true friends and not letting anyone phase her. Yeah. Well, except maybe Travis Kelsey. That could be the one.

Because supposedly, you know, there's rumors they're dating. And then his brother jokingly said, oh yeah, the 100 true people are running with it but he immediately was like no i'm just kidding i don't really know what goes on in his life like i let him do his thing right um which i feel like is so just probably way more accurate than everyone running with the 100 thing but you said she was spotted wearing a necklace with his birthstone she was which i don't know who put that together that that stone was travis kelsey's birthstone and figured out what his birthstone was but they did and could be a light nod to him would i put it past taylor no that's i feel like that's the way she operates. Could we be reading too far into it

as we do everything else? Also true. So who's to say really? It's not even possible. Well, you know what could cause some drama here? Alex Earl on the Call Her Daddy podcast said that her, what did she say?

Sports crush. Sports crush is Travis Kelsey. I can see the headlines now I think I saw a TikTok that literally was like it might have been girl boss town who was like the tabloids are gonna run with us and be like trouble in paradise for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey Alex Earles entered the chat which I don't think that will be the case but who's to say because people are running with anything these days like leads us to supposedly Kim Kardashian hanging out with Odell Beckham Jr. which again I feel like people just every week accuse her of being with a different person.

I know, because first it was people were speculating about the NBA because she was at all of the playoff games. People were saying it was a ref in the NBA. And then it was rumored, no, that NFL season. Wasn't it soccer, too? Because her kids are a big soccer fan. Yeah, maybe she just likes going to sporting events. I mean, what's wrong with that? But now I guess this is who we are speculating about this week.

I don't really have much to say on it. Because I'm like, I'll believe it when I see it like I saw. Sorry, I just had a, I couldn't think of what I was thinking of. Kylie and Timothy out and about out that one is still wild but um that one i did not believe the rumors until i saw it and when i see it i will believe it with kim kardashian true true true um that's kind of that's kind of our little nfl spiel for the day but you know what's been going on on TikTok and I think this happened this is honestly been going on now for weeks but we never addressed it so apparently there's a thing where men supposedly allegedly think about the Roman Empire on a regular basis i've tested this theory personally personally and i think you

have as well so what did evan say about his thoughts with the roman empire i wish i would have videoed it he was so confused he knew he was like what nothing but honestly to be fair um one time evan was like staring into space and we were with a group of people and I was like, Evan, like we're all just like staring at him like, what are you thinking about? And I swear to God, I think he said like stock prices or something just absolutely out of pocket. And I was like, what?

Like right now, that's what you're thinking about and he's like yeah i was like dude so wild um that's definitely more so what he thinks about than the roman empire but um a lot of men if you say how often do you think about the roman empire some people are saying once a day some people are saying three times a week. That's crazy. And I just don't get it. No, Brian also said that he's like maybe once every three years, which still felt that still that's still too specific for my liking.

Because like when was the last time I thought about the Roman Empire? Never. Whenever we learned about it in school. Yeah. What? Middle school? Elementary school? Yeah, could be. My brother said he might learned about it in school. Like what? Middle school? Elementary school? Yeah could be. My brother said he might think about it

once a year. My dad was thoroughly confused and I don't think we ever got an answer out of him. Then I think he understood why we were asking and then he was like oh I think about it all the time and we were like I know you don't because you were just confused by this question. At first I thought

it was a joke but then i saw some guys who were dead serious about it and were like probably three times a day and they were like what do you mean why do you think about it what do you think about and they were like togas like i think it's because it's like supposed to be like all the gladiator men like big strong men that adds up with the barbie movie yeah like i'm thinking about like patriarchy and horses and but i guess that leads us to a good point what is the woman's version of the roman empire like what's something obscure that we think about probably too often and men probably don't think about it first thing that came to my mind i have one too

was getting kidnapped because the frequency at which this crosses my mind and i know that men don't understand it because when i get in the car after anything immediately i lock my doors yeah i will get in the car like that feels rational to me yes but evan like genuinely big doesn't understand okay then lock it like he just he's like what why is it that big of a deal yeah and i'm like dude no because anyone could get in the car right now while we're sitting here and make put a gun to our head yep that they could and that's immediately what i thought i feel like woman version of that's pretty That's probably pretty accurate. I feel like people, women, probably think about that a lot.

The one that just popped into my head for the first time is, I feel like pretty frequently I think about how women navigated having their period back in the day, like pre- pre tampons, three periods. I do think about that a ton. And that's, I've seen a couple of things like getting kidnapped,

your wedding, your ex best friend. But I feel like that's a pretty good parallel to the Roman empire. Like thinking of back in time, like how, like how did we go about this? Cause we have so many things and options i feel like now to deal with our period but they didn't those didn't always exist tampons weren't always around like

the time we're like do you ever think about the time where you're just like having a really stressful work experience and like something stressful is going on and do you ever think like women used to like churn butter yeah and that was like yeah stressful for them but like i kind of wish i was churning butter yeah sometimes i do also have that thought like seems like a simpler time but with much more complications like yeah there was definitely a different complication that every time but it was just like those are the things that i'm sure the roman empire was riddled with a lot of issues but like that's not what they're thinking about either so like that's like our version of it i think the ex-best friend thing

was kind of interesting i was like i guess that's true but i think guys think about their ex-friends or like friends that they don't see really i do yeah i mean they're they're they're people too like that's not a specific like woman thing to think about that's like that's like everyone thinks about their ex best friend if you had a friend for a long time and now that you're not friends yeah um god but yeah that's our that's our take on the roman empire for uh us periods back in the day or getting kidnapped or getting kidnapped those are both like negative i feel like the guys one is like a positive thing like they think of men just like ruling the world is that positive i don't know for them for them um All right. Moving on.

I saw this. Uh-huh. And it got me thinking of a new anxiety of mine. Okay. Sophia Vergara walked off stage for America's Got Talent because basically it was a joke. They put her in a lie detector and they were asking her questions. Yeah. But Howie Mandel was joking around was like you're single

now um like who in the audience do you like find attractive or who would you date and yeah and then young gravy popped up no that would have been epic could you imagine that would have been hilarious i could see him planning that out and being in the audience yeah yeah but um no so she like jokingly was like all right that's it and like acted mad and um got off but have you ever seen those videos where they put people in the lie detectors and like the especially celebrities they'll put like celebrities in the thing and they'll be like do you think you're more talented than this person yeah and like show a picture and i honestly think that's one of my worst fears i don't think i could pass a lie I think you're more talented than this person. Yeah. And like show a picture. And I honestly think that's one of my worst fears.

I don't think I could pass a lie detector test if given one on any given day. Bro, we got to do it on the podcast. We got to find somebody with a lie detector and do it. Like genuinely, I think if you were like, is your name Haley? I'd be like, yes. And it would be a lie. I would be nervous too but I feel like we have to put it to we've got to be able to find somebody that can do that that's my worst fear so I don't know if I want that but yeah I could it could be very interesting but also

I would for sure make you tell me what you were asking me beforehand yeah yeah because like these the ones that I see the videos they don't tell these people what they're going to ask them. And then they're literally on the spot being like, yeah, I think I'm more talented than this person. That's such a shame. But yeah, that's a huge fear of mine. And it's also hilarious because I don't know where I saw this, but apparently if you like flinch your butthole, it throws off the entire thing.

See, we got to test it. And I'm not going to, we're going we're gonna be like all right flinching my butthole now did it work i feel like maybe um but yeah that's a actual fear of mine and i don't know how people do that i would not agree to that no i not i as i say we should do it on the podcast i feel like i wouldn't want to do it publicly where everyone could see my reactions and like what was a lie like it depends what the questions were right i guess but still it blows my mind because also i think about this sometimes how if you go to like any government agency they make you take all these tests and like, yeah, like you got to do it. Secret service.

Yeah. Yeah. Like the secret service. But they make you do all these lie detectors and they interview your friends and family to see what kind of person you are, all this stuff. Do they really? So, yeah, they do. On a lie detector?

They give, yeah, they, no, not the friends and family, not on a lie detector, but they do interview your friends and family it's wild um but like in that situation again i feel like i could never be a part of a government agency because they'd be like i don't know they'd be like when's the last time you farted and i would be like i don't know i can't remember a lie yeah because they try to play mind games with you they do so i saw a tiktok actually of somebody who worked in i want to say it was the cia and she said that she almost didn't get the job because they asked her when was the last time she smoked weed or like did any drugs and she said she never did and it was coming up as true but they told her it was that

it was false. And so they kept being like, okay, well, you're not going to get the job if you don't just tell us the truth. And so she never cracked. So she was like, okay, then I guess I won't get the job because I never did. That's the truth. And they were like, that was just a test. I would crack in a second.

I'd be like, I guess you're right. I'm lying. Maybe there was a time I don't remember. Yeah, so I don't think I would do well under that kind of pressure but you do have to do that to go into those things but like also what if you're just like a sociopath what if you're just a sociopath and you can pass lie detector tests i never thought about it like that and now i'm alarmed because it's a thing i feel like the people facilitating the lie detector test for like government agencies would be able to identify

a sociopath but like what if they couldn't what if they were so sociopathic that you couldn't tell they were uh then we're in trouble and that's who's running the government. Conspiracy. Oh, I'm scared now. I'm sure we could find plenty of conspiracies on it. Yeah, I agree. Okay, on a random note, but important, as I have my Starbucks here today, Starbucks is facing a lawsuit. And it's for the drinks that I've actually been drinking

because I surprisingly surprisingly alarmingly stopped drinking coffee you said that earlier and i don't want to alarm you i don't really drink coffee too much anymore either or i'll get it or i'll make it and i don't drink it all like i'll have two sips of it you've always been uninterested you've literally always i guess no new information here you will always waste the coffee and i never understood that until now because i just randomly i was just like i don't want this anymore you know what the problem was because it was never the right color and that's a big problem that's the bigger root of the issue never good so i was just like you know what i'm

over it so i switched to strawberry refreshers And that's actually what they're being sued over because supposedly with the strawberry acai refresher, the mango dragon fruit refresher, and the pineapple passion fruit refresher, they're basically being sued for false advertising because there is no mango passion fruit or acai in any of those drinks but it's in the name that's crazy starbucks tried to get it thrown out because they were like people not like reasonable people know that it's not but the judge ruled that that's not true because in every other one of their drinks the name directly correlates with what is in it the drink and there is there is dragon fruit strawberry and pineapple in the drinks so half of the names are true but and the other half is not it's like

they're going like you know how people with like the nail trends will be like this is blueberry milk frosted and it's just like nail color and it's nail blue like that's what i feel like is the comparison there that has been driving me nuts or like brown smoky eyes and they're calling it like toffee chestnut toffee coffee makeup and it's like relax choco loco yes makeup look like just call it what it is what's wrong why do we have to give it these names yep i it's gone a little too far well clearly it has because starbucks being sued over it um and in other food news so i saw this it was national cheeseburger day i didn't celebrate i'm really upset about it

dude how good does a cheeseburger it sounds crazy right maybe we'll think about that we should that's something we should just consider we should think about for the near future the night's young okay all right it's in the back of my mind just think on that but i did not know this when i saw i did not know it was national cheeseburger day when i saw the information that i'm about to relay. So apparently Wendy's was giving their junior bacon cheeseburgers out for one cent. That's insane. McDonald's was giving their double cheeseburger out for 50 cents and Burger King was giving a free cheeseburger to anyone with royal perks who spent a dollar or more. And we missed it. But when I first saw this, the information that it was National Cheeseburger Day

was not disclosed. And people were like, they're doing this because there's something wrong with the meat. Shut up, really? That's what people thought? Yes. It was just a little holiday fun.

And I bought into that. And then I saw it was National Cheeseburger Day and I was like, no, that's smart. Because it because it also with all the deals you had to use their apps to order so then they got a bunch of people to download their app and probably will continue to use their app for future purchases that's true so that's why they did it it was not bad meat no honestly i think i saw that too because someone was like did the simpsons make an episode about this because if they did we're screwed that's actually a good point i guess we'd have to look into that but i had a freaking story about fast food and i just need to really get this off my

chest i i did it with my jimmy john story and you know no good came from it, but I felt better. Dude, the employees at McDonald's were fucking with us. So we get home on Sunday from the concert. It's because all the college kids and high school kids are back in school. And I've seen on TikTok, they're like, those people put their heart and their soul into making McDonald's meals, and now they're gone. Dang, that's upsetting. Well, I didn't know that.

I didn't think about that. And so we ordered like DoorDash from the concert. And I was like, when we get home, it'll be there. That's our favorite thing to do, by the way. So like to pre-plan our meals like that. Yeah, I know. To just be at home. Honestly, I did that on Sunday too.

When we came home from the Lions game. B-dubs. Fresh bag of B-dubs on our doorstep so good no so i'm like all right we'll get mcdonald's delivered i take everyone's order we were with like 20 people i take everyone's order hundred dollars worth of mcdonald's and the guy right before we pull up to the house the guy sends me a picture of one bag on the porch. Not and I was like, sir, I literally called him. I go, excuse me, sir. Did you only drop off one bag at my door?

And he goes, yeah, that's all they gave me. And I was like, we ordered a hundred dollars with McDonald's. And I was like, we also had multiple drinks in there. So there should have been like, so there should have been at least a bag of drinks as well. And he was like, well, I'm sorry. Like, that's all they gave me there's nothing i could do so i write a complaint with doordash and they say okay they're gonna give me a refund and they're going to um re-deliver the order yeah and i was like sick because by the way what was in the one bag was only like six orders of fries that just a

bunch of fries i mean like exciting because i love fries i feel like i would take that over the drinks but still not good still no but like people literally got mcchickens burgers nuggets all this stuff too so i hit reorder and i'm like okay well we'll hold over on the fries and we'll get this reordered a little app and yeah and so we're all waiting they re-deliver one bag and guess what's in the one bag i i you told me so 80 80 chicken nuggets nothing else nothing else they were clearly messing with you at that point which pisses me off like it's like when you order chipotle on the app and you'll say like light sour cream and your whole bowl is drenched in sour cream like fuck off dude i was so and it wasn't even good nuggets because i would have probably just left it alone if they were but

they like got these out of the trash i swear to god unedible they were un-eatable disgusting um yeah so then i complained again and i don't even think i got a full refund at that point so i mean that pisses me off too i mean we went on our whole rant about uber and lyft last week and what they need to do to fix um their apps how are you gonna give 80 nuggets with no sauce but doordash needs to figure it out too because remember the one time that i accidentally doordash to your house and i just had to eat the cost because you only have so long to figure it out too because remember the one time that i accidentally door dashed to your house and i just had to eat the cost because you only have so long to cancel it and you can't change oh yeah where you're delivering from and it's like there was good reason and it wasn't it

was still being ordered from the same b-dubs arguably the drive was less time to get to my house than to your house yeah but i don't know just but honestly at that point like i don't even think it was on doordash because i've also had like it was on mcdonald's yeah like they did that on purpose because i've also had an issue like one time i ordered tropical smoothie and they delivered the smoothies but they forgot the food and so i like contacted doordash and literally reordered my food just my food yeah and when the driver dropped it off they brought the new food and the old food and tropical wrote like sorry we realized like this was supposed to go with the last order. Cause they saw, yeah.

So they saw that the name came through twice and we're like, oh my God, we messed this person's order up. And that's what McDonald's did. They saw your name come through twice with a second large orders. And they said, okay, we're not gonna deal with this. Here's a bunch of nuggets. Yeah.

Rude. Shady as fuck. It is shady. Speaking of, let's get into this week's shady stories this one's a bit long i think we're only gonna do two this week because this one is pretty lengthy okay shady story number one this might be more of a creepy story rather than a shady story but it's so crazy i have to share it so my friend and i started to get closer with a girl that goes to our school. Let's call her Macy. Macy's the type of girl that's loud and always

wants the attention on her. She always tried to make every conversation about herself. It's truly exhausting, but I never thought that she would go this far. After getting to know her for only a week, she starts telling us things about ourselves that we didn't share to her. For example, my friend likes this guy, her current boyfriend, and Macy somehow finds out. She starts hinting to liking him too and rubbing it in my friend's face. That was the first red flag. A few days pass and Macy comes up to us and asks us to hang out with her outside of school. Not wanting to come off as rude, we agree. So we go over to my friend's house and when we get to my friend's room,

not even a second goes by before Macy starts going through my friend's stuff and taking pictures of her things inside her drawers. My friend and I just sit there in literal shock. We both can't believe that this is happening and feel so uncomfortable to say or do anything. When she was done going through my friend's room, she starts asking us super personal questions, like who we've done sexual things with, and proceeds to talk about how she has sexual chemistry with the guy my friend likes. And if you think this can't get any creepier, well, it does. So a few days after that, while my friend and I are talking at school, Macy comes up to us and

completely cuts me off. She starts telling us about how when my friend wasn't here last week, she copied her entire outfit and wore it to school. She tells us us about how when my friend wasn't here last week, she copied her entire outfit and wore it to school. She tells us how she went out and bought every item my friend was wearing. Macy pulls out her phone and proceeds to show us a picture she took in the same outfit my friend wore a week prior and then says, don't you think I look like you? In that moment, our jaw drops and we decide to avoid her from then on. So after avoiding her for a few days and thinking that she got the message, she does something else completely unexpected. She comes up to us and starts to tell my friend how she went on her Instagram account

and found her ex. She says she messaged him and they ended up meeting up at a frat party and talking about my friend the entire night. After sharing that, she just walked away like she didn't just say that, leaving my friend and I to look at each other shockingly. A couple months go by without Macy talking to us. My friend starts dating a guy that she's been liking, and I can tell Macy's jealous. A guy at my school literally told me that Macy wants to beat the living shit out of my friend, and I'm honestly scared. Like, what the fuck? This is currently still going on, and I'm scared for my friend but i'll always have her back i'd really like to know what you guys would do in this situation stop they want our advice because

i was gonna say this is the shit that like scary movies are made of what is that movie with leighton meester and the roommate yeah the roommate that's what it's called this is giving that like wait and y'all aren't i'm getting the vibe they're in high school and this girl's going off to like frat parties too you need to get an adult involved if you're in high school be careful because this honestly is creepy you need to report it somewhere and have record i mean when in doubt yes definitely tell your parents your guardians create a record of what is going on that is written and recorded that's the best thing you can do is have receipts of everything that's happened because this girl she's scaring me yeah this is definitely like she wants to be you so much that she might murder you and take your life over um well to the friend but yeah that's that's definitely creepy and shady um i don't like

macy at all like she wants to beat her up for getting with the guy that she yeah that's um that is but also just like copying her off it's like don't you think i look like you yeah i don't like that. Once that was said, I was like, we're done with her. Do not invite her to your home again. Why was she in your drawers taking pictures of things? But also like imagine like being in that moment, how awkward that would be. You honestly probably wouldn't know what to say.

You'd probably just be like, what are you? What are you doing? Stop that. Stop that. I'm picturing it as if it's happening like over there like no um definitely a weird situation i would say this is definitely tell some adults and make sure you this is known this this needs to be known information don't don't let anyone make you stay quiet about it no and this like reminds me of

those creepy situations where people will convince the the person to go meet up with them they want to like apologize and then they like try to murder you like don't meet her anywhere she doesn't if she wants to apologize she could text you or honestly block her yes to go um this is 10 out of 10 for me stay away yes just stay away from her um frequent check-ins back with us that you're doing good i believe in the story at the end she said she'll let us know okay thank you and best of luck out there because i'm not a fan of the situation for you shitty story number two i don't know how shady this story actually is but i guess you can both tell me one day when i was with my ex-boyfriend he made a comment to me saying that his mom told him that i make him eat unhealthy one night when we were going out to dinner with them i decided

to confront her about it i walked up beside her and kindly said hey i heard you think that i make him eat unhealthily sorry say that unhealthily unhealthily unhealthy unhealthy i um anyways i just wanted to let you know that i don't make food choices and he can eat what he wants and he can choose that for himself she casually laughed it off so at dinner i decided to be a little sneaky and said i'll get a salad it's healthier he ordered next and he decided to get a burger and a sly smile came across my face i don't like this um mother of this boy the burger sounds good it does sound good i um yeah but i just find this um interesting it's giving almond mom behavior yeah like what do you make him do like what is she doing yeah make him do like nothing nothing like you could be a bad influence but at the end of

the day you can make your own decision yeah make his own decision just because i'm eating a burger and fries doesn't mean my boyfriend needs to eat a burger and fries and clearly whether you have that or not it doesn't affect anyone else but we'll eat the burger we will eat the burger and fries probably today hopefully within the next hour um yeah i just thought that was interesting like also what why is he what what is he telling his mother yeah why is the mother involved i'm glad your ex-boyfriend because like yeah she got that idea from someone probably from him he sucks i would say this is like like a six out of ten five out of ten it wasn't five or six yeah yeah i mean like good for you for like your little jab but compared to macy this shit's mild

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