Just Trish - Aug 12, 2025

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Rizzler is crazy. I looked him up. What does he do? Like I was like, I thought he was the Costco boy, the boom, we got the boom, you know? Although Malaysia had that flight that disappeared, which is a little scary. Right? That scares me a little bit. Her name is Trish, she's got the dish and all it got some filthy, reds, pretty, and pink.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks she's just Trish. Yay! All right, happy Monday. Welcome to Just Trish. It's good vibes day. We've already established its good vibes today. Welcome up in a great mood today. And here's why.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Tell me. Oh, I'm just quoting one of your videos. Did I say that? What did I say? Your video was titled, Woke Up in a Good Mood Today, and here's why. Did you watch it to find out why? Actually, no, I just have the photo saved in my Trish album.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Your tweets are killing it with the memes. I have the biggest folder of like Trish, like, memes, reactions. And even before we became friends, I just already had this album. No way. And it's grown exponentially since, for sure. Okay, but some of them are photo. titles, right? There was one at least that I was like, wait, this is definitely not a title.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Oh, yes, there was one that was photoshopped. It was, um, the, it was quoting August, uh, for the, living for the summer, living for the hope of it all, having a summer living for the hope of it all. It's a Taylor Swift meme that someone photoshopped. Got it, yeah, yeah, yeah, to be fake. Because I was like, that one, no. The one, this morning, though, was definitely real. I saw one, you, it had a lot of interaction on X.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Oh, I did, I tweet and I never look, so I have no idea of it. There was one where it has a lot of views. It was like. me putting on my clown makeup like the clown that I am. Yes, that was you and your Harley Quinn cosplay, yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 00:01:51 What is she doing on Patreon? Was it real or not real? That's true. That's a good one. You have another Patreon idea. What was your other Patreon idea? We had... It was reacting to something.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Yeah. Oh, Tyra Banks, the... Like her show. Out of pocket on that? No, you had something over the weekend that we didn't even talk about here and you're like, oh, this is a Patreon you should react to. This weekend?
Starting point is 00:02:13 Yeah. Damn, I forgot. It's kind of good, though. And this episode, I'm only going to laugh at Moses' jokes all the time. There'll be no side eye. There'll be no sarcasm. There'll be no silence. People are like, wow, Trisha, really belittal sense.
Starting point is 00:02:27 So I'm going to laugh at every joke that you tell today. So get going, babe. Let's go. Give me your first joke. You sure are you going to. Oh, my God. Where did you come up with that? You just came back from work.
Starting point is 00:02:41 What? Oh, my God. because it looks like a l'pubu! That was a good one, babe. It was one of the hot topics, because people are now going to Barnes & Noble to get their Moses-Libu's. Oh, well, before we jump in to hot-tops, can we do a little promo for our Patreon
Starting point is 00:02:57 because we always forget and then we'll get to that one. That'll be your first one. I just wanted to save you, so I want to have to bring it back. You know what? Go for your hot topic, babe. I don't want to catch you up. Go, babe. Patreon can wait. Let's go. No, let's go. I want to talk about it. I do want to talk about this. I like it for real.
Starting point is 00:03:09 I'm not being sarcastic. I love it. No, so people go into Barnes & Noble. they're getting their Moses Labubos. I saw one this morning you had him comment on. I was the first to comment on it. It was still a black parade song
Starting point is 00:03:18 and they had it, yes. And there's one that she bedazzled it to be Aquaman. Like he's fully dressed up. She put crystals and painted it. Do you have it? I want to see that. Yeah, I'll find it.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Oh my God. From Barnes & Noble? Yeah, well, that's where I got mine. Even my mom, Lena Padas, who has returned to the internet. The first thing she tells Moses is like, you should be getting commission off of those labuboos.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Did you hear that? Or was she just telling me that? No, I did not. Oh, you didn't. She's like, okay, she came over yesterday and she got Moses, really should be in commission because everyone's buying those lo-boos. He's so. And she was dead serious, obviously.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Moses wasn't even in the room and she was dead serious. I was like, okay, love that. Do you find him? So, yeah, he's. Whoa. Wait. How did they do that? She has another TikTok where she literally painted crystal.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Oh, my God. That's so cute. That's commission. Did you follow her? Well, I can't follow because you only have one. I can follow whoever you want, but you only follow me. I'll follow her. Girl, I'm going to follow you.
Starting point is 00:04:12 I want that. That's so cute, actually. Okay, that's cute. That's good. You don't show me that. That's like one thing you should show me over the weekend. He always tells me like, who did you tell me this morning? You're like, did you see?
Starting point is 00:04:21 Oh, did you see on Jeff Woodicksp? I'm like, yeah, I was watching it last night before bed. But that's something you should show me. This is the news, the real news. Everybody's getting them. You did start time, babe. I'm proud of you. You're really killing it.
Starting point is 00:04:31 You add a lot to this podcast by starting trends. That's what we need. We need trend centers. As Oscar hides a lot because he researches. More than we. we do. And now Moses is your starting trends and I love to see it. Thank you and you can see more of it on our...
Starting point is 00:04:47 Okay, good. Wow. You really are. Okay, smooth. Patreon.com slash not... No, babe, that's not... Well, okay, I have to say no to this one because it's not the headshot this month. It's gone. It's done. When? I just put it in. Yeah, the 10th is the last day you can get it, which is... Okay, you missed it.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Sorry. So don't miss the next one because you see how fast you miss this? The next one hasn't even been shot yet. to shoot the next one, but you can't get it anymore. But you can get our extended podcast, which goes up every week, if you want to get that. An extended podcast episode on Patreon.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Plus, you get a bonus one if you upgrade to our two video tier, which is our most popular. It's very, very popular that tier. I'm always shooketh when I like, oh, my God, who said shooketh? Who said that? I feel like someone cringy. Christine Sidelko. Oh, okay, she's fine.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm always so scared. I don't hate watch anymore, but like when I used to hate watch, I'm like, am I saying something that's someone I don't like? Because let's be real, I used to hate watch more than I watch. people I like, so I'm always like, God, I take someone's, like, saying, and then someone clocks it and like, oh, she watches that person. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Where is Christine Sadako? Yeah. She, I think she just went off the internet and it's just living life. She comes back here and there. Yeah, you're right. She does. She makes appearances. Yeah, Elijah, yeah, he just did something too, gaggy.
Starting point is 00:06:00 He's all over town. Is he? Yeah. What's he doing? He's just a socialite. He's everywhere. Yeah. He always gave me those vibes.
Starting point is 00:06:06 He always gave me, like, I don't think he is, but he always gave me, like, Neppo baby, rich baby vibes. Like, he just lives his life. Yeah, he doesn't give me like Nepo baby vibes. He gives me like cool, almost like male Tarayumi vibes where it's like just like parties and DJing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I don't know. I think he was at Tar Yomi's birthday party.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Okay. Elijah, come on the podcast. I don't do guests anymore because guests cancel me and I'm not interested in anybody, but Elijah Daniel, I love you and you're wonderful. You're an icon. Was that it for your little booboo hot topic? I didn't want to just end it there. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Moses, I support you. I support Moses more than anyone, so it makes me so sad when people think I'm, like, not supportive of you. I just think it's like, you know, we got Hoster to be the laughter here. I can't even compete with laughter. But who even thinks that? You read the comments. I see the comments. Yeah, but there's always people that try to kind of, you know.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Well, Moses is my number one person always. I would crumble without him. Crumble. It's on the mind. Well, we don't need a now. It's our mid snack, but we're not even sponsored. Why am I showing it? I was like, let's show the bag.
Starting point is 00:07:07 They have a peanut butter, brownie pretzel thing happening. this week, and it was an extra dollar. It was more than the other cookies. It was like for an extra 99 cents, you get this cookie, yeah. Because less people like it, so they have to make smaller quantities. That is not true. What? You have to agree.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Babe. Yes. Peanut butter sucks. Ew, you eat peanut butter and nasty. You nasty freak. I thought I feel like I had to peanut more sandwich. I had a peanut more sandwich this morning, and Moses came close to me, and I know he was like not feeling the peanut butter vibes.
Starting point is 00:07:34 But you had grilled octopus in a can, so. And we love you for that. Good God. Good vibes today. Wow, I know. I literally, when I sent a text to our editor, Jimmy, Shaw, Jimmy, last week, and I was like, hey, like, edit me out being cranky at any moment. And he was, like, so sweet. Because instead of being like, you're never cranky, he's like, oh, yeah, don't worry, I got you.
Starting point is 00:07:53 He's not understandable. I was like, ah! So then I put out a little Instagram story to let everyone know irritability is a sign and postpart. Like, you know, I just Googled these things. I'm like, okay, perfect. Yes, this is a sign of postpartum, put it up there. So it makes me feel better. But I don't feel irritable anymore.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yesterday was a good day. I wasn't irritable. We did not love line. And I went through the whole thing without crying or being sad. Wow, progress. Yeah. So that was four episodes. So I was like, today I can get through one just being happy and not irritable with anybody.
Starting point is 00:08:20 But I'm not because I'm eating. I think I was also on a diet that week before. And it was very depressing. I told you. Yeah. You got to just, you know, it's moderated. First recovered. Well, I do moderation now.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Like we did have a beast over the weekend. We had Zidi and we had spaghetti. And then last night I was like, you know, I'll give me that great fruit. But I had a burger and corn. That was delicious. Oh, and I had a bunk cake for breakfast yesterday, not today. But it's fine. You said I was skinny.
Starting point is 00:08:44 I was like, okay, skinny. I was like, okay, I love that. I ate one grapefruit. I feel skinny. I'm excited. There is a good hot top of today I feel, right? Yeah, I think so. I think so.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Before I forget, because I made a mental note when I left, because I was like, I was, for some reason, it came to me under the Trish Fluence, if you ever need, like, another podcast name. Like whenever, because I was like. Oh, that's the name. I love it. Because I was thinking, I forgot what, I was, you influenced me to do something, but I forget what it was. And then I was like, oh, it's like I'm Trish Fluent.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Then I was like, wait, I'm under the Trish Fluence. Anyway, that's what my ADHD brain works. And then I forgot what the original thing was. Wait, I love it. Yeah. And I see it visually. You sit under a tree. It has all your.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Yes. Yes. I get it. Because I'm a tree. It's like under the tree's flueens. Oh, I think it's like under, like you're drunk driving. Like you should be like walking a line. under the trishfulence, right?
Starting point is 00:09:39 Right? Wait, what's the tree? I'm trying to understand it. I really want to understand it. It's just sitting under the tree and all the branches are all your thoughts and ideas. Well, is the saying under the tree?
Starting point is 00:09:48 Is that the saying? I'm so confused. Because if it's under the influence is like the pun. Yes. What's the tree have to do with the influence because I want to learn? Because you're under the tree.
Starting point is 00:09:56 It's the beginning of the sentence. Yeah. Under the tree. Oh, you're under it. So I could be under a bridge. I could be under anything, really. Yes, true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:03 But in Moses's scenario, you're under the tree. I just, I get visual. I get visuals. When he said that, that's what I said. That's the next podcast. Build a tree. It's like you're meditating under a tree. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:15 And that's under the Trish Flames. Yes. Okay. Love it. Love it. Love that so much. Great. I love it.
Starting point is 00:10:23 I love that you ever to think about that. You didn't text me that. It literally was as I was exiting my apartment on the way here. And I made the mental note. And I had to repeat it in my head over and over so I didn't forget it. But I did take an Adderall too. So maybe that helps. Yeah, it was the last thing I did.
Starting point is 00:10:37 I was like, I need. an extra little kick this morning. And you feel, yeah, you look, you look great. You look like Jonathan Bailey in the Jurassic Park. Like, you look so good. I do feel a little Caucasian today, but, work. Yeah. I think you were like, uh, archaeologists.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Archaeologists. I don't know. Archaeologists. Is that a paleontologist? Yeah. Paleontologist. You look like a paleontal. Go to Liberian Tarpitz.
Starting point is 00:10:58 That should be our Patreon video. We always think of like Patreon to do. I love, oh, we can take our kids. Liberia Tarpitz is free? Yes. Is it safe? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:06 What do you mean? And, like, now that was going to fall in the tar or something? Well, that, yeah, kind of. Because isn't, like, the tar still bubbling? It does still bubble, yeah. But there's a fence around it, so you can't trust. We've seen kids just, like, go under that fence. And they do it quickly.
Starting point is 00:11:18 No parent shaming here. Like, the elephant, the one where you saved that girl going to the elephants. That happened so fast. I was like, I don't even know how you saw it. I don't even how he got over there. I was like, it took me a minute to figure it out. Yeah, okay. I don't think the tar you can just sink into, though.
Starting point is 00:11:32 I don't think so. Isn't that why they get stuck? Those woolly mammoths, they didn't get out. Sounds scary. Okay. Well, we'll think about it, but we could go. We won't get stuck in the tar. That could be fun.
Starting point is 00:11:43 I love the name. I love that you thought about me. Are you, you were exiting your apartment this morning? Are you exiting your apartment for good? I saw a U-Haul truck. Oh, my God. Daryan went home to North Carolina to help his mom move, and he posted the U-Haul truck.
Starting point is 00:11:58 He, like, was really proud of because he was the one driving the U-Haul truck. Anyway, my mom, my, everyone reached out with like, are you guys moving? And then I told Daryan, I was like, everyone things were moving. He's like, oh, I just thought it was mysterious. I was like, it was mysterious. I was ominous. I'm like, what?
Starting point is 00:12:15 He's so influencer because it gives, like, people. Like, I was speculating. I was just like, are they moving? Because, like, we don't know everything that's going on in your life. So I'm like, maybe he's moved. Okay. Well, that is very deceiving. That was my guess.
Starting point is 00:12:27 My guess was like, he's just helping someone and he's taking a picture of the car. But, like, why would you take it if you're, like, it's clear your show we're moving as a U-Ha. That's the picture. So I thought the same as you, sister. Thank you. I think it's like as a foreigner, I can see that. Like, when you do something the first time that's very American, like U-Haul, it's a very American thing.
Starting point is 00:12:44 It is his first U-Haul, baby's first U-S. You see? I knew it. Moses, you're so smart. You really did pocket. That's what I was thinking into, actually. So that was, we're on the tape wavelength. That was good.
Starting point is 00:12:54 He was excited about his first U-Hall talk, yeah. Because when we moved between apartments, I just had movers come. And I was like just, I'm hiring movers for your mom. But he was like, no, I'm going to do it myself. I'm like, okay. Mom, cudos. I love that. I respect that.
Starting point is 00:13:06 I love when people move themselves. Could never be me. We used to always move. My mom's sister used to move me and then my dad used to move me. And we would always move ourselves. Like, we probably moved a dozen times as a kid and we would always move ourselves. And I don't know how that happened. I did it for my first apartment and then never again.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Never again. It's hard. Shout out to movers. Do you ever think about that? That's their full-time job is just moving every single day. True. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:30 I wonder if they love it. You know, people love their work. Why do they love it? I think it's a lot of like fit guys. So it's just like lifting heavy stuff. Ooh, they probably feel so, like, masculine, too, with all the testosterone running, they're probably like, you know what I mean? And so maybe they get, yeah, they get something, a kick out of it or something. Ooh, we should have a mover on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:13:47 I saw a truck on the way here was like, it was like, hot college movers or something. But then it was like a middle-aged guy sitting in them. Isn't there when I gave you, like, is it hot college movers? Something like that. But then there was like a middle-aged man that was driving. Oh, I don't know if it's just false advertising. They can't fish. You're like, hot young men.
Starting point is 00:14:04 And then it's just like, yeah. That's more accurate. It is a weird. Even that one I gave you just to call for the mirrors because it's the first thing that popped up. I was like, that's kind of a weird thing to call because it's like you're just calling because they're like hot. Yeah. You're like, come move me. I guess it's good branding for like horny people, but I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:21 I guess if you're going to watch someone move you, I guess. I don't know. Like whatever gets a job done. Yeah. Because I've seen other ones like window washers that are also like I think it's just a trend of college people doing different jobs. Oh, but he's saying there was, like, a middle-aged person there. It was not a hot young person. Oh.
Starting point is 00:14:40 In the driver. I mean, maybe the next one was, like, a college kid. In the back. Yeah. And getting ready to come out. They used to have, I don't think they happened anymore, but when I lived in Hollywood, like, 10 years ago, they would have, like, the topless maids. Did you ever see those?
Starting point is 00:14:51 Yes. I would see those, like, the car. Yeah. They're like pink and black. Yes. And I was like, who calls that? That's so funny. I was literally thinking about that other day.
Starting point is 00:14:59 I was like, what happened to those? But also I was thinking about, like, I would never want to, like, just be scrubbing in the, in the nude. Well, not even that. Like, just showing up to someone's house that you don't know and just be like, here I am topless. Look at me. I guess maybe sex workers, I guess, would do it because they're more comfortable with that. But still, it's, like, not safe. I wouldn't think.
Starting point is 00:15:16 I wouldn't want to be, like, spraying Clorox. Then it's like, oh, what if it's on my, my teeth? It doesn't sound, I don't know. But I guess if you're charging, like, $100 an hour, maybe. I guess so. But then are they just, like, watching you clean? like and wipe the mirrors like I didn't even think about that part
Starting point is 00:15:33 yeah because I just try to like I'm just so awkward I told you I'd hide from you at the wall I'd hide from anybody so like I would really hide but I guess if you're paying I do whenever I have someone help like if either like if I have someone build something like a piece of furniture
Starting point is 00:15:45 or like have someone help like clean I always like hide in my like room always let me know when you're done yesterday the um our Wi-Fi person our internet person was coming because our internet was slow and Moses was like in the middle of like
Starting point is 00:15:57 cooking he's like can you like open the door I was like okay fine He's like, can you tell him to, like, where it goes upstairs and I'll come up in a minute. I'm like, okay, but I, like, how do I tell him to take off his shoes? Like, I had a panic attack. I just, I just went in the kitchen. I was like, honestly, if he just goes up with his shoes, whatever, that's fine. I just, like, I don't want to deal with it.
Starting point is 00:16:11 I was so, and then he was still in the kitchen. So then I'm like, I go up there just because he has questions, but then I, like, have my back towards him. I'm like, well, I guess he'll just see me here. Like, Tommy, if he needs something. And then as soon as I saw Moses come around the corner, I, like, went down. I was like, all right, take care of this. I hate interacting because I'm so I'm just I don't know what to say I like have no
Starting point is 00:16:27 especially the booties it's so awkward to ask someone like to put on booties or to take off their shoes like I don't know it every time they they have it in their car they're ready they know so it's like he did have it in his car Moses was smooth about it he's like okay so do you want to put on booties or take your shoes off and he's like oh I've got booties in my car I was like wow because most people ask them to do that most people don't want shoes in their house especially if you have carpets which is the case for us our carpets up the way And we do have white carpeting up there, but anywhere else is fine. This is our work area.
Starting point is 00:16:56 But if it was up to her, I would show up home and the home will be, like, destroyed. Like, she would just leave. What? And there'd be, like, footprints everywhere. Like, she will not tell them. No, but I hate it. Like, I do hate it, but I don't know how to tell people to take their shoes off. Like, obviously, like, here people just walk around.
Starting point is 00:17:11 But, yeah, I think we, yeah, it's awkward. I'm the same as you. Would you ask them to take off shoes? It would, I would have to really mentally prepare it to, like, do. it and if I was literally like the last one like if I was the only one there and the only person who could do it I would end up doing it but I'm like the last resort you know what I mean like yeah I don't want to be the one I have to I just hate like mildly inconveniencing anyone I just like people pleaser that I get I panic I just panic like yeah no of course like especially
Starting point is 00:17:42 like the hiding too or sometimes have you ever hidden and then you run into the person you know like in your house and you're like oh like oh I when did I do that oh god I just did that recently I was like in the bathtub and anyways whatever it's not a good story I ran into someone in the bathtub and I was like oh I'm sorry I don't know you always get the cut I wasn't like I was in my clothes but I was just like sitting which really looks like you're hiding because if you're just like in your clothes in the bathtub it looks like you're hiding and being so weird and then the person's like I'm sorry I'm sorry like I don't know why I'm here this is so awkward yeah yes I just send my card next time honestly that's why I like to have I was here I just like
Starting point is 00:18:20 leave honestly if it was up to me I'd be like I don't know I don't know how I'm going to get through, like, school with the kids, like signing kids up for classes and stuff like that because I'm so awkward with that, too. I'm just like, ugh. Well, we'll see. And that's the show. And that's the hot time of the day.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Our good vibes go down after that. And that's like, and that's it. No. Social anxiety is normal. Yes, team. Everyone has it. Well, not from most people. A lot of people, yeah.
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Starting point is 00:21:33 made for summer. Thank you, me-Andes for a sponsory. I have really about social anxiety, I think. But I think it's getting better. Did you anything social this weekend? No, I went to the movies, but that was it. What did you see? I saw weapons. And as I texted, you the
Starting point is 00:21:47 cosplay idea. Yes. I haven't seen this blow up now on X ever since you know, well I was really
Starting point is 00:21:52 excited and I ordered all the cosplay pieces. Yes. But then I was like looking at it's about I was like,
Starting point is 00:21:56 I don't know if we should cosplay this. Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't look into it. I was like, is this
Starting point is 00:22:01 weird? I don't know. I was hoping you wouldn't look into it. I've been hearing a lot about this movie but is that
Starting point is 00:22:06 is that way the kids disappear. Yeah. So this is the spoiler free summary that's just in the trailer. But we just
Starting point is 00:22:13 we'd love a spoiler. Yeah, yeah. Good job, babe. You crushed it. The whole mystery is in this one classroom, 17 kids leave their house at 2.17 a.m. And only the teacher and one student from the whole classroom are like the only ones that didn't just run out. And that's like the mystery trying to figure out like why did these kids go and what happened and blah, blah, blah. What happened?
Starting point is 00:22:44 Was the old lady? No. Like, first of all, for context, the movie, the script for it was like, it came out like two years ago. And there was like a whole bidding war for this script between Universal for Jordan Peel's production company, which is under Universal, Netflix, and New Line Cinema, which is under Warner Bros. All the big dogs wanted it. Everyone was, because the script was so good that everyone wanted it. Who wrote it? um shoot let me forget let me get his name his i know him at he wrote barbarian which i didn't see but um oh my god he's married to sarah paxton from aquamarine that was going to be my pivot
Starting point is 00:23:25 to make it relatable to you okay we love her so he's young zach cragher yeah he's um 44 he looks really good for yeah 40 is the new 30s i'm about to be there oh sarah paxon is 37 too wow she's my age yeah wow she looks good too um um And she's in it. She has a small, a small little appearance. But anyway, yeah. As she should if your husband wrote the play.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Yeah. But yeah, there was a bidding war for it. And Warner Brothers, New Line Cinema, got it. And then Jordan Peel was so mad that he lost it,
Starting point is 00:23:56 that he fired his team because he was like, how could you let this script go? Well, Pine, not money. Right? Yeah, he was mad that they didn't do
Starting point is 00:24:04 that they didn't fight harder to get this script. Oh, because he loved it so much. Can you fire people for that reason? Yeah, I guess he did it. It doesn't come down to him, how much money's going to.
Starting point is 00:24:12 pay for it? I think he put them in charge and then they just flopped. This why I don't have people around me. I don't trust the team because I'm like I would just do it myself, you know what I mean? Like, okay, but that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:24:23 You think, okay, anyways, we don't care. So, damn, Jordan Peel would have like, yeah, his production company would crush. Yeah. This kind of movie sounds kind of Jordan Peelish a little bit like a twist. Yeah, it did give me kind of that vibes and then seeing that Jordan Peel wanted it
Starting point is 00:24:35 was like, hmm, this makes sense. But, yeah, New Line Cinema ended up getting it. And then originally it was supposed to start Pedro Pascal. And then Well, what isn't starring Pedro Baskill? There's not.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Then he had to drop out because of the strike. He took Fantastic Four instead of this. Ironically, his co-star in Fantastic Four is in weapons. So I don't know. So he could have done both. Well, she's in less of it of Fantastic Four. But meanwhile, Pedro is like basically the whole movie.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Julia Garner is silver surfer and then she's in weapons. Oh, Julie Garner is also on everything. Yeah, she honestly is. is yeah um but it's just i love it because this movie was projected to like be number two for the box office it's supposed to be freakier friday like around 30 million and then weapons around 20 so it was a big gap but it was just like word of mouth it got um 100% of rotten tomatoes i think now it's like a 98 but still it's really good yeah and then um just the word of mouth of everyone like talking about it and dissecting it and coming up with theories just made it like kind of a little mini phenomenon and it came out number one like 40 million
Starting point is 00:25:42 And so it came up double the projection because of the mystery and everyone loves it. Congrats to weapons. I love a small indie horror film crushing it. That's wonderful. Yes, I actually did see people talking about this. I didn't know what it was.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Sedric, shout out Cedric. Who watched the podcast. He was like, I love this movie. I was like, okay. And then you told me, when you texted me last night, Moses knew it was a horror film. I was like, whatever. If people like this, I was like, I trust Oscar.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Like, whatever, I'm going to order all this. And then, you know, the lady looks sweet or whatever. And I was like, okay, but I do see everyone loving it. Daniel Perez, shout out him. He was like, Trisha needs to cosplay this. So I was like, I have seen enough people ask. The pieces are coming. So, well, the wig was easy.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Wigs I can do. Everything else, I don't know. Because originally Daryan sent me the photo and was like, you should cosplay this for Halloween. But I was like, oh, it's pink. And then my mind started working. I was like, oh, I can kind of be Julia Garner because I have glasses. And Moses can be the detective, the police, the sheriff, whatever. The picture you sent me literally just showed him in a black shirt.
Starting point is 00:26:39 That was the only photo. Okay. And a little mustache. Yeah. I was like, that one got me, though, is that there was a group cosplay. It's like, okay, if this is like a group thing, it's kind of cute or whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:47 And I was like, maybe I should like watch it to like, oh, that's what I was doing. I was thinking for TikTok's like for a sound. I'm like, maybe I need to get into characters so I know what to do. And then I was kind of like. That's so funny because I knew that's where your mind was going to go to. And then I was like, oh, I hope she doesn't look too.
Starting point is 00:26:59 I must have. Yeah, the movie sounds awful. It is spooky. Why do people love Gladys? Okay, Jimmy. Cue the spoiler alert song. Do we have one? Wait, we're, yeah, we've been using it.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Well, I don't know if you actually did. Yes. Like, let me know. Okay, I don't know. I haven't seen it. Oh, my gosh. Anyway, and to preface, if you haven't seen weapons and are even thinking about it, skip the spoilers too, because the spoilers, like, the cinematic experience of going
Starting point is 00:27:25 into this not knowing the mystery really sets the whole vibe. So if you were thinking about it, skip it. But anyway. Spoilers are coming. Ooh. Spoilers are coming. Spoiler one. Get out now.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Spoiler alert. Three, two, one. Spoiler warning. Yeah, T. So I just want to know the spoiler. But anyway, yeah, the mystery, how it comes down to is ends up being Gladys. She is the villain. She's the witch, yes, who is, who put a curse on, uh, she's basically sucking the energy
Starting point is 00:27:56 of these kids, so she's keeping them alive, but, um, she keeps them, like, basically in a trance in her basement. It's giving, reheating hocus pocus nachos. It kind of is, like, old school grims, fairy tale kind of vibes. But anyway, but the Gladys is camp. She's terrible, but kind of queenie when you see her, like, the bobbed and the microbangs. The microbangs, yeah. Brooks Schofield, do not see this movie.
Starting point is 00:28:19 She's, like, going to be triggered by the freaking Michael bangs. The micro bangs is everything. That's why I agreed to do it. I was like, all right, the wig eats. I was worried about, A, you finding out what the plot was because with the kids and stuff and witchcraft, like, double homicide. And then, two, I was like, I'm afraid the messy red lipstick might give her Miranda Sings to use. But it's so camp.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Like, I post that to my, your response to my text, because no context, you've got to cosplay this. Who is that? I was cackling. It was a funny. I love to do. What I got from it is my little profile picture. I was like, why made a blanket in your profile picture?
Starting point is 00:28:52 Did you put it there? Yeah. Because your photo is something you put there on my phone. Oh, is it? Like, it's definitely not a picture I have of you. Yeah, you can have an option. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so you put it on your phone.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Yeah. But, yeah, I picked that one for you. And then our group chat is something else, I forget. Oh, I want to see that one. That's what I got from it. I was like, oh, look at this. I love it. I love what it can become when something is funny like that.
Starting point is 00:29:14 I was like, wow, we're so funny in our conversations. Everyone was like, yes, like this needs to happen. I'm like, okay, I'm going to get on it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get a lot of text. I always get so scared. I always like, well, if it's not in the group chat, it's probably nothing like serious. And I was like, okay, because I thought, oh, man, maybe he's canceling or something.
Starting point is 00:29:29 I don't know. I get like, I always, anybody anytime text me, I would get a little pit. I'm like, oh, no, something's wrong. He's like, and then I looked, I was like, okay, thank God. And I was like, Moses knows. He's like, if it's not a group chat, I think he's just telling you something. And I would love it. I was like, I love a lost play.
Starting point is 00:29:42 We haven't known why. It was fun. It was fun to do. And it's easy. It's camp. I really think you would eat the look up. You look good with red hair too, so I'm like, I really see this. Yes, I love a red hair.
Starting point is 00:29:51 I'm going to be a little more glam, but I will do a little messy little more glam. I'll be a little more glam. I can't look crazy. You know what I mean? But, okay, I love that she is. No, I don't want that she's a villain either. I love that she's like the star, but I don't love that. She's like a villain.
Starting point is 00:30:05 I know. What does she get from it? Basically, she's like, I think the other thing about this too is it's very ambiguous. So no one knows like her lore, really. I think the overall consensus is that she's like hundreds of years old, but she's sick and dying. And the only way she can stay alive is by like draining the life force of other people. And she starts with draining the life force of parents.
Starting point is 00:30:28 But it's not enough. so then she ends up getting the kids. Jesus. I don't know how I feel about this, but why do people like it? I don't get it. I really don't get it, but explain. I think it's an original story, which is like big because, I mean, literally the fact the competition was like freakier Friday or like this original horror movie.
Starting point is 00:30:47 So that's one thing. I think the mystery is just the hook. The hook is a really good hook. Like how do these 17 kids randomly of their own volition go running into the night? The way that they run. Everyone has turned into a meme because they run with like their arms back. Um, and... Oh.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Yeah. Okay. I don't know. Okay. The mystery, it's just a good mystery. It's a very tense movie. And I think it's so ambiguous that in the director won't say like what the meaning is. He won't like reveal like his inspirations and stuff.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Like there's clues as to what the deeper meaning can be, but he won't say. So it's like everyone's debating and arguing about, oh, no, this means this. No, that doesn't mean this, you know? I think he doesn't know. I think he doesn't know. Yes. I think that because I have been before. with something, and I really think they just don't know the answer to it.
Starting point is 00:31:33 They're just like, it's up to the viewer to decide. I'm like, I don't think you know. I love it, though. I love that. It's like, because usually, I think this day and age, everyone is used to, like, just having the one answer, but the fact that there is, no one can come to the consensus of what one answer is, like, it has, like, all these debates and stuff, and it's so, I don't know, it's fun.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Who's the director? Zach Krieger. What's he done? He's done Barbarian, which is another, like, horror movie, and that's pretty much it. So the guy who wrote it, wrote a barbarian, and the director who directed a directed Barbarian? He directed and wrote. Who? Zach Greger.
Starting point is 00:32:06 He did both. Oh, is that who you said earlier? Is that Craigger? Yeah, Zach Greger. Yeah, Sarah Paxson, Aquamarine's husband. Oh, okay. So when they bought the script, they also got, like, he was part of the package. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Oh, I love that. He's like, I'm directing this, actually. Okay. I'm all, I guess he ate with that. He really did, yeah. Sometimes I worry for the world. I'm just like, what is this? that sound appealing to you, babe?
Starting point is 00:32:32 I mean, I see what it means because, like, with severance and all those, even lost, you know, they figure that if you create something a biggest enough, suddenly they'll be ready for rooms, people are going to talk about it, you're going to try and figure out, they'll look at all the little details. So it's like it takes a life of its own outside of the movie.
Starting point is 00:32:48 And that's what people want right now. Yeah. Yeah. But why we got to have kids? I knew that would get you. Yeah. That's what I don't understand. People are just like love this so much, just like souls being sucked out of these kids, like running full forth. Um, why were they running and what happened to the teacher and the student that didn't run? Okay, okay, very heavy spoilers for sure.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Okay, but, um, so the teacher just, she didn't know anything, but it ends up the, the one kid that was left, um, his, it's like his aunt is the witch. And she has his, she starts with the kids' parents, like putting them under the spell to, like, absorb their life force. And she threatens, uh, him, like, if you tell anyone that I'm doing this, then I'll kill your parents. And then the parents aren't enough to keep her alive. So she says, I need you to steal something from all your classmates so I can do the spell and take control over them. So she ends up doing that. Then they end up running. She does a spell at 217.
Starting point is 00:33:45 That's why all the kids run out. And he's the only one left. And why are they running with their arms like that? The running, the symbolism to that is people speculate is because it references a photo from the Vietnam War. with a girl running like that, yeah. Okay. Very interesting. There's a lot of commentary about, like, childhood trauma and, like, grieving and stuff.
Starting point is 00:34:12 But, again, the director won't say what it's about. Yeah, I don't buy it that. I'm like, these kids and it has to be cursed by a witch. They're probably just living their lives. They were. Yeah. All right. It is, it's, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:23 It's good. I'm not a horror movie girl like that, really, but. Yeah, that sounds actually. I like a mystery, though. I do love a mystery. I'm like a mystery. It's not about kids. The witch is probably like social media.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Okay, yeah. Yeah, love that idea. Any more explanation? I love it. It's clear. It sucks us all out of them and dreams. Oh, wait. That actually is a good theory.
Starting point is 00:34:43 That was the explanation we needed. That was good. Yeah, that is a good theory. But I was supposed to see Freak Gear Friday, but then everyone was talking about this. Like, all the reactions were like, I wish I could see this movie for the first time again. And then me and Darren were like, I guess we had to see this. So you switched? You didn't see Freakier Friday?
Starting point is 00:34:57 Not yet, no. But I was banned. from the good AMC, Darien wouldn't let me go back to the scene of my, my fights. Oh, well, you should screenshot the comments. Everyone was on your side. You and I was shook. I was like, well, yes. You can't let some, like, middle-aged white man get away with being a freaking menace, like,
Starting point is 00:35:12 willy-nilly. Love it, but like AMC, you know what I mean? It's like a concession. I faced my punishment because I had to go to the other AMC, which they're a mile away, but the AMC I usually go to is new, like freshly renovated. The other one has been around forever. Hasn't been renovated in like 10 years. Damn, I was banished to that one because I couldn't go,
Starting point is 00:35:33 Darien wouldn't let me go back so soon to the scene of the crime. I see. Too embarrassed. Air conditioning didn't work. Oh, no. It was hot and the theater was packed. So like the body heat and then our recliners went recline. It was like old leather.
Starting point is 00:35:47 So like my legs are sticking to the freaking seats. Vives were crazy. Vibes were crazy. Soda machine didn't have ice. Maybe because you went to a, oh, what? Yes. So my soda, my sweet. sweet sweet vanilla dike hope that I always
Starting point is 00:36:00 got was room temperature. It was rough roughing it out. I would leave immediately. Because we had to see weapons. We had to be a part of the conversation. Well, you should love Darien there and then you go to your AMC. Love you, Darien, but honestly, I gotta go to the air station. It's an IMAX, yeah. Yeah, yes. No wonder people don't, like, go to the theater if they're not like renovated. And it's like, it's like a mile away.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Like, it's the same town, same price. So it's like, it's just a matter of one is newer. I'm like, damn, y'all can't even fix the air in here? It was rough. It was rough, but... That's the reason you go to the movies in the summer is for air conditioning. That's literally why we went. We went, I got Botox, and Moses drove me to Botox. And then we had like, oh, we should go to lunch, but it was too hot for the kids to take out to lunch.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Like, it was so hot. It was like 100 degrees. So he said, oh, we should go to the movies for lunch because that's air conditioning. So we did end up going to see a movie. Finally, where did this rank in our top box office this weekend? Naked Gun. I think it was fifth. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:52 But it's like the second weekend out or something? Yeah. It was number three last weekend. And fifth, I think. We love that because both of the leads are over the age of 50, who directed it. Anyone we know? I thought it was, what's his name from Family Guy? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Kiva Schaefer, but Seth McFarlane is a producer. Okay. What's he from? Family Guy or like American Dad, you know, those shows. I know he, like, sings with those gillies, but I didn't know what he was from. Seth McFarland? He's the producer of like, you know, you know, family guy?
Starting point is 00:37:27 Stewie, the dog? I mean, Stewie. What's the dog's name? Brian? Brian Griffin. You're asking them. Oh, okay, family guy expert. Love.
Starting point is 00:37:35 We should watch it sometime together. I've never seen it. No, I don't like those. It's like South Park or something. I don't like those. But he sings, he also sing with Ariana Grande and Carpo karaoke suddenly seem more. He's like a really good singer.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Yeah, he has, I mean, his voice is incredible because he does all the voices and sings a lot. But he's been like notoriously single in the hot. I don't know what he was from, but I know, like, a lot of girls date him and he's like always single like he's like 50 right he's like 50 but always with like young girls and I'm just like who is this person why is everyone date him and and everyone's like oh he's so rich and has so much money and I'm like who is he I just know I'm seeing show tunes and like Liz Gillies he sings Christmas songs with every year I had no idea they have like albums out
Starting point is 00:38:11 together what yeah that's all I know I'm from whoa but he wrote the movie or produced it produced it yeah you see it no I haven't seen me yet but I do want to I'm so behind though because I still have to see Freakier Friday I do want to see The Naked Gunn Nicky Gun best movie ever saw? Whoa. Of the year. Of the year. And I'm talking about all the movies we stream.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Best movie ever. It's so funny. That's the kind of movie I should be in. Like, like, like, the posy 8. You D. Trish Fluenced Daryan, though, because he saw your caption. It was like, UCLA, I see LA every day or whatever. He's like, I don't think I'm going to like this movie. That was the best joke ever.
Starting point is 00:38:45 You de Trish Fluenced him. No way. No, it's so good. Every line is like that. I don't laugh at things, but I was, like, laughing out loud, giggling. I was having, like, such a good. time I was like wait this is so funny they were both good Pamela Anderson
Starting point is 00:39:00 the most talented Liam Neeson so hot never seen him in anything except for maybe love actually I saw him where he also was a widower a lot but she's a widow in real life that's weird yeah sure guess you channel that I wonder if people cast it anyways not important in this but I loved him I love Liza Koshy in it
Starting point is 00:39:16 love Pam of course it was so good it was so funny yeah Pamela is the real star I mean her acting I never expected her to be so good She was like really, really good. Thank you so much to Stitch Fix for sponsoring today's episode of Just Trish. Okay, you guys, shopping.
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Starting point is 00:40:45 That's stitchfix.com slash Trish. Thank you so much to Stitchfix for sponsoring today's episode. And it's hard to act in comedy because it's not just normal acting. It's like hard to explain. Yeah. No, you explain it perfectly. I love that.
Starting point is 00:40:59 That was good. It was. And it's true. It is hard to act in a comedy. I think it might be a little harder to act in a drama, my opinion. But I don't know. Maybe. Comedy is hard, though, because especially this one where it's like, if you're going for jokes every line, if at least 90% of those jokes don't hit, the movies is done, you know.
Starting point is 00:41:15 This movie in particular, that's what we said after this little conversation, I was just like, yeah, because it's like, yeah, if you don't hit it, it's like so awkward. It's just like, ooh. And that's why Liza was so good in this, too. because I feel like her YouTube videos were always just like that, just like these jokes, just like one-liners. Moses would be great.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Your jokes, your one-liner jokes. It would be wonderful. Like, ate and left no crumbs they could have used the next one. Like, I'd be good in it, too. I loved it. I loved it.
Starting point is 00:41:42 It was so like time travel, like going back in time to those movies. Yeah. And jokes of that time. Yeah. Like, they don't do any comedies like that. Even like the Will Ferrell ones we watch or, you know,
Starting point is 00:41:53 Seth Rorgan ones. Actually, you know, I brought a pineapple express yesterday. I'm not leveling, not a hot topic, but they all loved that movie. I was like, this is the worst movie. That makes sense. It did make sense. It's their brand. I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Everyone in that room loved it. I was like, okay. I make sense. You see it? No, it's not, it doesn't speak to my spirit, but I see it for them. I do. That made sense too. I was like, okay.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Wrong, you've got to know your audience. Yes, yes. The role is the opposite of Stoner. Oh, really? Yeah. You like the opposite spec. Of the spectrum of what they like. Wait, why?
Starting point is 00:42:27 Someone on animals watching Pineauvel Express, what happens? Pineapple, like when you're stoner, it's the opposite. It's the slowness of it and the time it takes and every little... Could be a slower movie. You know. That movie was crazy. But when you're, you know, when you're quick and you're not like the opposite, you want to consume and fast and a lot.
Starting point is 00:42:46 What's Dave Franco and his girlfriend promoting? Why are they everywhere doing? A horror movie called Together. No one watched him. Is it out? It came up. out last week. Where's that on the box office?
Starting point is 00:42:56 Not great, but it's a small independent horror movie. So was weapons. True, actually. Is that suck? You think you're going to make this really like good movies? It does suck timing-wise because I feel like
Starting point is 00:43:07 together did very much get overshadowed by weapons. But it did get good reviews. So maybe down the line, it'll have a... No, it's body horror and I'm not a body horror girl. Did you watch the one with that anymore? Mm-mm. The substance.
Starting point is 00:43:22 I can't do body whore. I know. Even horror in general, like, I just, I like a mystery, so I want to see it, like, all, like, you know, the slashes and stuff. I'm like, well, who did it? Like, who is under the ghost's face or whatever, you know? But I don't like the actual horror parts of horror. Like, I closed my eyes during the gruesome parts. Even Only Murder's in the Building, I close my eyes.
Starting point is 00:43:39 I'm like, oh, no, I don't want to see it. That, that reveal, those reveals suck. I love Only Murderers in the Building, but the reveals always suck. You didn't finish this last one. No. It was awful. And then the person that dies for the next season, I was like, no one cares. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:43:55 I don't know if I'll watch again I mean love Sleana I want to try that perfume Not rare perfume I wanted it Did you really? It sounds good I got that
Starting point is 00:44:01 I got the little mini one I don't even know if I'm like it But I got the mini ones Because everyone was talking about it Yes I was influenced I'm like done and die I love a rare beauty Like influencer of that
Starting point is 00:44:11 Maybe we'll get invited To the next one I would love the perfume I wish I had now I just ordered it last night When I was ordering all the Amazon stuff For the cosplay And I was like
Starting point is 00:44:18 Oh next one Hearing all the notes I'm like oh that sounds And I like that It comes with those little tubes So you can like custom I was like, cheers. I haven't seen that.
Starting point is 00:44:25 They're like little, I don't know, I forgot what she calls it, but like there's little tubes of like other note. It's like a cream or something that you can layer under and then you spray. And it sounds cool because you can make it like a customized scent to whatever you like. You can make it woodsy or more floral or whatever. Oh, I love that you know the different notes. I never know like sense or how to describe something. I just watched all of Selena's like little reels.
Starting point is 00:44:47 And then she kept reposting all the influencers who like collabed at the rare beauty event. And I was like, oh, when was that? Last week. Who went? I feel like everyone was there. Everyone who was on Love Island was there. I saw Dallas Mendoza was there because he was mad at one of the men from Love Island because he thought he's like, oh, hey, James Charles. And Dallas was like, this man thought I was James Charles.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Was that real? Did he get it on video? He did. I saw a TikTok of him going off about the guy who called him James Charles. What the hell? Oh, I would bite. I was a random straight guy. I feel like the, it kind of gives me
Starting point is 00:45:26 Jeff Wittick vibes. I feel like the only gay that Jeff Wittick knows is like me and MRI and James Charles. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's a crazy one to confuse with. First of all, Dallas is Waste, okay, that is the most iconic thing. He's also Latina, so like, hello.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Right, right, yeah, that's, who was it? Who mixed him? His name is Nick, NIC. Love. Yeah. Do we know the last name? I don't know the last name. I know he's with Elandria. Oh, from Love Island.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Yes, yes, yes. And he was with Sierra, but then Sierra got eliminated. Then he went with Alandria, and everyone loves Nick and Alandria, which love, love is love. Okay. Love Alandria. Nick, I'm still a little skeptical about, but. Always the guys. They were all there with Selena?
Starting point is 00:46:08 Yeah. Oh, I wish I could be us, but that's okay. I know. One day, one day we'll get the, I'm sure Jake Shane was there, you know. Oh, of course. He might be too famous for it, though. I know. It's like, you come to me, Selena.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Yeah, yeah. I'm a therapist. Oh, yeah, she was on his podcast. Yes. Of course. No, he's definitely not going to that event. He's like, I'm sorry. She's already been on my podcast.
Starting point is 00:46:26 I know, man. That was a good one. That was a good one. Yeah. He got all the good guests. Yeah, I feel like Taylor Swift is next for Jake Shane. That's got the vibe I'm getting. Well, that's his, he's always said.
Starting point is 00:46:35 That's his number one. That's his, what do they call it? The White Whale? Is that what they call? Like the Dream? I've never heard of that. Why the white whale? It's like, what is the lore.
Starting point is 00:46:45 I don't know what the lore is. That's just the phrase. I guess because it's such a rare, like it's the big one, you know. There's no white whales? Technically, there are. I mean, besides belugas, there are some whales that have albinism, but, yeah. Oh, we love them, too. I love an albino whale.
Starting point is 00:46:59 But, yeah, and then I guess Taylor is rumored to be on the Travis Kelsey podcast this week, and everyone's like, oh, if she does podcasts, Jake Shane will be the one that she does, which I believe, I don't think she would do call her daddy, but I think she would do therapists. You think she would do podcasts? I don't, besides obviously New Heights with Travis and Jason makes sense. Um, I don't see her really doing press them. Even for like, I got tickets to Aerosore pre like the TikTok hysteria and it was like easier, but it was kind of harder after to get them through like the media tickets.
Starting point is 00:47:33 It's even media, she doesn't really need that much anymore. So I don't know. I don't think she would. If she was going to do one, it would be therapist because it is so, it's like a key. It's so much lighter versus like Alex Cooper. She throws in a couple, you know, zingers in there. So. Alex Cooper's kind of love, but like harsh.
Starting point is 00:47:51 Not to me, I'm like. Yeah, she goes to like the roots of whatever is. I like that. Yeah. It fits for some people. Like when Haley Bieber went on, call her daddy, I'm like, yeah, Alex Cooper, get this tea about Selena, you know. Right, right, right. For like a Taylor, I don't know if that would work out.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Yeah, like what would you ask? Like, what's a no question you should never ask Taylor Swift? Probably something about marriage, I think. Marriage, family, stuff like that, scooter brawn, stuff like that. You think she doesn't announce anything? Everyone's running with the new album theory. I'm going to believe. I'm choosing to believe.
Starting point is 00:48:25 I don't know how well that would. TS12, yeah. Oh, TS12. Yes. I don't know. What did you say? I don't know. A12.
Starting point is 00:48:32 I don't know if it was her, but like someone who looked like Taylor Swift, like walking into the stadium and there was like an A12 or J12 or maybe, I don't know. I don't know. T.S.12. Yes. What does that mean? Taylor Swift. The 12th album.
Starting point is 00:48:46 That's what's going to be called? Yeah. So you would be. What album are you on? Oh, like 25. TP 25. TP 25 is crazy. Yeah, that's my next album.
Starting point is 00:48:55 Does she just number her album? Is that all she does? Before the album gets the official title, that's what, you know, the kids call it. So, yeah, so. You think she's going to be any music? I think she's been, she's been quiet lately. She's been in a little bit, you know, she was on vacation with Travis for a while. I think she's been cooking something up, and I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:49:13 I'm ready to get my Swifty Chip reactivated. Yeah? I'm always ready for a little, a Swifty moment. I feel like she was just here. Towards her Post Department was a while ago. AerosCorp was kind of a while ago. Was it? A year.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Last year. Last year. That's not a while. But I haven't seen her in almost two years. Yeah. I mean, people usually like go away for like 10 years. Like my chemical romance. You went away for a week.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Exactly. I'm never going anywhere. I'm ready for Trishman's shows. Like, where can we go? Like, you have to go somewhere you haven't been before. And I'm like, where are we going? Idaho. Like, where can we go?
Starting point is 00:49:46 Brazil. Brazil? You know what they always say come to Brazil Oh, okay That's where like the stand Brazil are like stands They stand everyone but I love it What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:49:56 They love everyone What does that mean? It's like This is the whole thing Like in Brazilian stand culture It's like come to Brazil They always will reply to every tweet Like come to Brazil come to Brazil
Starting point is 00:50:05 I've never seen that I would love to but I'd never seen that It's a bit yeah That's why like Brazilian fans For like for movies for artists Remember like Lady Gaga had a show there In Brazil and they had to like It was crazy
Starting point is 00:50:16 Remember it was like the whole Oh, like two miles long. Miles and miles and miles, yeah. Okay. So you and Lady Gaga. I would love. I would love. What do I know about Brazil?
Starting point is 00:50:30 What do I know about Brazil? Do we have any cultural references? I don't know what cult. I would say, Abregato, Brazil. What's that? Thank you, Brazil. Apragarado, Brazil. I like that.
Starting point is 00:50:41 I think Michael Jackson shot a music video in Brazil. Sure, okay. The one with, like, the statue that's like this. Oh, yes. What's that one? The Jesus statue. you. Is it Jesus?
Starting point is 00:50:49 Mm-hmm. Yeah. He did the, I don't really say is that they don't really care about us. And he's like going down the streets of Brazil.
Starting point is 00:50:54 If I'm not mistaken. They could have shot at Universal but the wine shot is definitely in Brazil. And that's all they know about Brazil. Oh, they do the festival. Are they the ones that have like a festival? Samba, these are narrow.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Yeah, right? That's what's called? I don't know. There's something with like colorful. Oh, yeah. Maybe festival. Festival. Maybe that's what's called.
Starting point is 00:51:15 I don't know. I have no idea. Brazil let us know I don't think it's ever been my top country Like you know they ask you for analytics And I've never had like Brazil Oh really? I bet if he went it would sell out though
Starting point is 00:51:26 Okay I'm coming How far is it Since South America I wonder yeah how let me see how long that flight is I think all those The big concerts that two Three million people show up to right That's what he said the Lady Gaga one
Starting point is 00:51:39 Yeah So that's probably how you're gonna end up there I think so Oh 12 hours that's pretty far driving? Flying. Flying? Flying, driving
Starting point is 00:51:49 over the to a different continent? Yeah, if in South America you just go through Mexico, Panama, Brazil?
Starting point is 00:51:56 Is there something in the middle? No, it's connected. I'm seeing the map. Canada, United States, Mexico, Panama, Brazil. What's in the middle? Do a ferry.
Starting point is 00:52:06 What are you? What do you think? I'm wrong? And I swear, I'm right. Before you look it up, what do you think? I don't think you can
Starting point is 00:52:12 drive to Brazil. I think you could if you wanted to. That only is like a big body of water, right? I think I'm right. Can you drive? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:20 I don't think you can. I think it's all connected. What would be in the middle? What would be in the middle of us in South America? Well, it gets really... Oh, you're right. It is possible. But it's a long and challenging journey.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Well, that's okay. I'm up for it. So you can drive. Oh, my gosh. You have to... Oh, ironically, you have to drag through the Darian Gap. A large roadless jungle between Panama and Columbia requires a ferry or ship to transport vehicles. See, I knew it.
Starting point is 00:52:45 I knew there was something... I played risk, so I know all the countries, kind of. Wow. Okay. I mean, I guess technically, yeah, but... I think I'd drive. You and the weekend are anti-flying. Why is the weekend anti-flying?
Starting point is 00:52:58 I don't know. He just drives everywhere. He takes buses. Oh. Yeah. Gigi is anti-the-weekend because she said he sounds too Canadian. That is so specific. I'm like, are she Canadian?
Starting point is 00:53:08 She can say that, yeah. I was going to say. Was acting. She goes, no. It's like, because we're talking about her acting air and she'd like, who should I start with? And I think she should be with the weekend. And then she was like, I think his accent's too thick.
Starting point is 00:53:18 I was like, you have a thick accent. I guess maybe it's the two of them combined. Right, too Canadian. Yeah. Why did I get emotional seeing you and Gigi on TikTok? You guys looked so, like, cute. And it took me back instantly. I was like, oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:53:31 They looked like little babies. I know, because I went with the blonde wig. We went in our old school outfits, our old school glam. I know. I haven't seen her in so long. Well, maybe like a year and a half. I don't, but yeah, I love her. We had talked so much.
Starting point is 00:53:42 It was like old times. It was so cute. Yeah, I was so glad. She's starting her, I don't know what I can say, I guess so. She has her own show coming, and I'm very excited. That is so cool. I think it comes out this week. I think it's like her YouTube, but she's like doing, she had like a production team to do it.
Starting point is 00:53:53 It was really fun. She's doing like, getting her creativity back. Love that. And I love it. She had a lobooboos everywhere. Did you know this about her? No. I didn't either.
Starting point is 00:54:01 She had like literally like 500 Labibu's everywhere and like custom clothes. I feel like she doesn't post it. That's what I said. I wanted to post, but like, do you post them? I don't know. I don't want to be the first to post them. She says, no, I should do a looboo tour. And I was like, yeah, she has so many.
Starting point is 00:54:13 I feel like she's the first person to have all those loboos who doesn't pose. Yeah, she doesn't. I see all her posts and all her stories. I've never once seen a libibu. Yeah, she has so many. I'm gagged. Yeah, I was like, wow, look at all these loboos. That is so fear.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Yeah, I love her so much. She's just the best. It was the only time I left my house. She's like the only one I could leave my house for right now. I was like, girl, I got you. I'm coming. And it was fun. And I was the first guest on it.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Maybe that's what helped get you out of your little funk. So, leaving the house will help. It did. Even when we saw, because we saw the movie the day before, that made me feel a little better. I felt a little normal. Yes, and then I went to see Gigi. That made me feel good.
Starting point is 00:54:49 Yeah, you're right. And you get out of the house more. There you're going. You know, just to Arby's or something. Just like you're in there. Yes. Yeah, it does help. It did help.
Starting point is 00:54:58 I love her. It comes out this week. I got the Gigi show. I think it comes out this week. I don't know. I love that name. The Gigi show. I know.
Starting point is 00:55:04 And she had little cards. And I was like, oh, my God, I love the cards. Cards, like, cards are such, cards in, like, personalized water are, like, two things. I think everybody should have. They make a difference. They do. And everyone loves the custom water. And I always, there's, like, a little email on the back of it.
Starting point is 00:55:17 And I was like, just email them. They'll, like, do a custom water for you. I don't know why you wouldn't want this. It's so much fun. The custom waters, they slap. Instead of that crumbull. I can't wait out the crumbull. Okay, I'll wait a little longer.
Starting point is 00:55:27 When I need a little pick-me-up, I had some munchos beforehand. But when I have a little pick-me-up, we'll get crumbled. Next week is all good fast food releases. What's coming out? Chickaulah has a whole new menu. They have like a pretzel bread, cheddar. It's like a cheddar pretzel bun thing. Oh.
Starting point is 00:55:42 And then they have like a cranberry collection coming on. They have like a cranberry sprite. It's like a berry sprite drink coming out. And then KFC is bringing back their potato wedges. Oh, I did see that. And the hot chicken wings. And tomorrow is, or today, if you're watching this, is the Hello Kitty by Ninja Turtle McDonald's. Oh.
Starting point is 00:55:59 And then they have an adult happy meal coming out at McDonald's tomorrow with like a special shake. Which I think all that stuff will sell it so fast. So I'm like trying to figure out maybe. tomorrow. I'll take Malibu. Chili to French fry. The chicken nuggets, you know, I'm not going to lie, fast food. Well, we want to be Wendy's.
Starting point is 00:56:11 But I don't like love a fast food anymore. Mm-hmm. You know, even when we order, like, I like an Airwant. Wendy's is different. Wendy's is, like, gourmet. Yeah. You know. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:56:21 But in general, I don't know if I crave a fast food as much. I would rather have a cheesecake factory, an Airwant, you know, Wendy's. Yeah, just the finer ones. Yeah. But next week, all the good ones are coming out. And I cannot wait. It's going to be good. I feel like that's a good segue into the Cardi B drama.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Did you see this already or no? No, but why do I feel like this? Someone told me something about Cardi B. What happened? I'm scared. Wait, why? Okay, so she responded to criticism for calling her fans fat. My fans?
Starting point is 00:56:51 No. Oh. Her fans, her fans. Can you imagine? Cardi B just randomly called it. Well, he said you were scared. I'm scared for your response. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Okay, no. Okay. So, Cardi was on. live and she was told that her her 3x merch sold out and um she said the box sets are completely sold out especially because you fat Fs you guys are fat as F no chick fillet for y'all all the three X sold out y'all the three X sold out in like 20 minutes and then I know I know I feel the same and then she said uh and this was in the same live like right after she said um she kind of got ahead of like the backlash she said i can't even make fun of fat people no more um but she said
Starting point is 00:57:41 she said don't call me fat foe but y'all because everybody makes fun of my bb l so i can body shame people because y'all body shame me um so cheney with that that was the first part and then um she didn't end up double um downing on it um she said it was a joke between me and my fans like damn you fat mother effers why y'all bought out the three x that fast. It's never that serious. Don't cry about it. She said, if I got y'all so upset, here's a cupcake, and then she handed a cupcake to the camera. Kind of like you and the Starbucks. It was kind of given that, you know. Eat fatty. I don't mind
Starting point is 00:58:17 the fatty part. I think that, but I guess her cadence is different than mine. You know, maybe that's her endearing way, you know? Like, if she's that girl, it's just going to say the fat F's, okay? Maybe that's her way of me being endearing, like, hey, fatties. You know? Like,
Starting point is 00:58:33 maybe it's endearing. I know. I someone said though that like if if that was um because at first I thought the same I was like Hans Carty's just kind of like just very unserious like I'm like I didn't I personally wasn't offended I'm like still a large you know but okay well you're not offended so I'm still in there no if you are a standard size you do not get to chime in on this it's my one place I can chime in as someone who's one X and above okay and I wear three X's so I love wearing it through it. And everyone's saying, too, it's like, well, everyone likes oversized. So it's probably also, like, you know, skinny people wanting just to have big oversized teams as well. Also, too, you always order less of the big sizes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:17 Like, when we, if we order like 100 large as, 100 mediums, we get like 20, 3Xs because, you know, the majority of people don't buy it. But it will sell out quicker because there's not as much. Yeah. So that was like the whole thing. It's so funny. Some people were like, well, if this was someone like chapel saying that, like, can you, she would be canceled so fast. Like, why is the double standard? Well, she does get canceled often for what she says.
Starting point is 00:59:37 We love chapel, but always be canceled. But I don't know. I was, I thought it was kind of funny. I get why people are upset, though, because it is like, damn, like, if I am buying it, like, I'm supporting you, why are you making fun of me telling me to stop eating Chick-fil-A? Like, I do get that. But, yeah, you speak. You speak on it.
Starting point is 00:59:57 As a three-x fat fuck over here. My, I'm down for it. I'm here for it. And you're right. It is about who says it. You know what I mean? Because people are like, well, if, if Chapel Rohn says it or if, like, a man says, yeah, I'm going to take it a little bit differently.
Starting point is 01:00:12 But Cardi does get body shamed a lot. People are always saying how disgusting, like, her BBL is and stuff like that. So it's like, I do kind of get that. You know what I mean? I was like, well, I guess she kind of did it a weird way because she's like, at first I was like it's endearing, but then she's like, well, I get body shame, so I'm going to body shame you too. It's Cardi B, like you said.
Starting point is 01:00:27 I was kind of like, I don't know. I don't know. You know, just like someone, like, yelling at you, but you're like, okay, but they're, like, fierce. You know what I mean? Like, I think it's like, who's that guy that does the idiot sandwich? Who's that guy? Oh, Gordon Ramsey. Yeah, like, people love getting yelled up by him on TikTok and stuff.
Starting point is 01:00:41 You know, like it's camp or assignment or, you know, one of those things. So I suppose it's kind of cute. Yeah, I wouldn't mind it. She called me that. And she's kind of just, I don't know, she's very unserious. So, to me, it was just kind of, like, unserious vibes. I don't know. Like, I get my people are mad.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Like, I'm not saying, don't be upset. Just me personally, I'm like, to me, I'm like, oh, this Cardi is kind of funny, but... I would like to see the people upset because I have a feeling, do you ever see like when people get upset and it's usually like not who it's targeted at? Oh, true. You know, like people are getting upset for us, like the skinny people, like that's so mean and it's like they're like a size zero and it's like, well, you know, we're fat f***s, I don't know what to say, like, you know, and people like get offended for
Starting point is 01:01:21 us and I'm like, I don't know, it's not, don't come from me, party, I'm with your girl. It's good, the party gang, so, yeah, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, that's all of us. 3x Ah No I yeah Honestly and I just think like being called like fat It's just like
Starting point is 01:01:35 It shouldn't just like matter Like fat is fat You know what I mean Like it's not like a derogatory word Like you know There's like derogatory things to call people And it's like fat It's not like a disability
Starting point is 01:01:48 You know what I mean Like it's just we're just fat I don't know Yeah I think I can change it I don't want to change it You can call me fat That's what I am like
Starting point is 01:01:56 If I were to give any like notes to card it'd be like you don't have to say don't eat the chick-fil-a you know what I mean like maybe that first top top joke oh my god you fatty sold it out right right I think she went in a little too hard with like stop eating that chick-fil-a you know what I mean I think if she just had that top line that would have been like
Starting point is 01:02:15 better but sometimes less is more throw that crumble out I don't want it anymore I need to get my 2xL this is actually XL it's all that was available so I'm actually an but that's what I'm saying I do buy 3x and I can also into an exile, but I do love a 3x for that oversized fit. Cardi changed nothing. I love her, honestly.
Starting point is 01:02:34 I don't even, like, I don't even know, like, her music because I just don't know any music past, like, 1973, but I, like, love her vibe. So, it's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God, people, like, too offended. I get it. I get it.
Starting point is 01:02:47 But also, there's better things to be woke about. But there was another thing. This might make me hypocrite. But then I saw a clip of Theo Vaughn interviewing the Rizzler, and he made a joke about, like, oh, when's the last time you've been on a scale? That's what I'm saying it's different, though. Like a Theo Vaughn or Howard Stern making fun of someone's weight is different than a Cardi B.
Starting point is 01:03:06 Also, he's a child. Yes. That was my... Yeah. Because I took me back to, like, being a kid and adults would be, like, talking about my weight and stuff. And I was like, and even though you're a kid, like, you kind of, I don't know, it stayed with me, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Always, no, I always had stuff as a kid. My mom, too, the other day. She was, like, triggered by something. I don't know what was said. Something was said, like, oh, she's a good, eater or something. My mom's like, my mom's like, I remember when I was a kid, someone told me a good eater and it sticks with me forever.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Like it was like, but same. Yeah, people would always be like, yeah, nothing like mean, but they would try and be funny or they'd be like, look, she's stout or something. I don't know, whatever they'd call husky was another word stout, like all those crazy words. There was, oh, I guess Mike and Molly we were watching. They were, they always do fat jokes. I'm always like sad.
Starting point is 01:03:46 I'm always like, geez. So many on that show. I was like, we get it. They're fat. They lost so much weight in the season five. They're like 50 pounds down. They think because they're in media or, you know, famous. they're not a person that would be offended by jokes like that and they are or
Starting point is 01:04:02 Cardi B or anyone like they're like they're real people that get offended by and the way Cardi B said it too is like not to a person it's like someone bought a shirt like you you know what I mean like she says that I'm talking to my fans like this is so in her mind anyone that's not her fan shouldn't be even talking about what she said like this is a joke between me and my friends my friends they get it so which again I don't know you know you're around in a public space, you're not like in a private forum or your own Patreon or something, you know, so it's, it's kind of murky. People come up to me and the week greets and a big fatty here.
Starting point is 01:04:35 Like, they'll like do that. I was like, I love that. Okay. You know, so it's like a joke. Yeah. I don't know what that's her joke, but. The Rizzler is crazy. I looked him up.
Starting point is 01:04:44 What is he do? Like I was like, I thought he was the Costco boy, the boom. We got the boom, you know? It's not? No. I thought he brings the boom. Huh? He doesn't bring the boom?
Starting point is 01:04:56 No, no. He does TikToks with them, but he's not related to them. Oh, yeah, he's not related to them, but he does, like, collapse. Collapsed them. But what is the Rizzler known for? Having Riz. I think he has, I think he has, like, some kind of a thing he did, like a wink or a movement. I couldn't find, like, his signature thing.
Starting point is 01:05:14 Because I remember he would always do, like, a face and a hat. Like, he would do just a gesture. Okay. I love that. I don't know. I know nothing about him, but he's been all. over my TikTok because of the... I mean, The Yvon's really been all over my TikTok with the Rock King and then the Rizzler.
Starting point is 01:05:31 Yeah, the Rizler, um, was, he was at Comic-Con and I kind of live, like, he partnered with, like, Nintendo and variety, like, the magazine. Oh. And he was just playing Nintendo in, like, a suite at Comic-Con all day, and they just had celebrities come up and play Mario Kart with the Rizler. Like, he literally was just on the couch and people would come. What? Instead of doing interviews, they would just play Mario Kart with the Ristler.
Starting point is 01:05:54 So maybe he's like a gamer? He just is a kid Like he loves like superheroes He loves like video games He's literally just a kid He's just a kid yeah And so why do people I mean why is he so famous
Starting point is 01:06:04 He just has that Riz I don't know Yeah he just is a vibe Yeah he was a good conversationalist on Theo Yeah so on Twitter there was a tweet Where it's like the Rizler is Our modern day Shirley Temple And I'm like I can kind of see that I guess
Starting point is 01:06:18 Yeah He's got to protect him How old is he? Yeah he was Because they talk about him being just, he just had good charisma as a kid in videos. And then that's why the kids called him the Rizzler. Oh, that's funny. Because I remember him, we would do like. Yeah, the little mewing.
Starting point is 01:06:37 Oh, okay. Yeah, no, he's definitely like a, yeah, one of those kids that you just think are like, oh, God, they were so good at the conversation, like a little adult. Yeah. Yeah, because he was good. Like, the ones with, like, Theo was good. He was mine. Wow, that's so crazy.
Starting point is 01:06:52 I can't even imagine. I know. Quinta, um, Brunson, I just remember her, she was one of the celebrities at Comic-Con that played Mario Kart with him and she posted like five Instagram stories. She loved it. She was like, she said, my face meeting the Rizzler and then just like me beating the Rizzler at Mario Kart. Wow.
Starting point is 01:07:07 She like, me and the Rizler are still good even after I crushed him at Mario Kart. Okay, so everyone loves him. It's not just bros. Everyone loves him, yeah. I think of him as being like Theo Vaughan and like bros liking him, but like everyone. I think, yeah. But, um, it is funny though, because there were, I think like companies just hire, almost like a Harry Daniels now that just get to.
Starting point is 01:07:23 hired to go to these events and sing or whatever. So the Rizzler also gets hired to just go to like take photos with like the one I remember is the Thunderbolts like the Marvel movie cast which is like Julia Louise Dreyfus and like Florence Pugh they had no idea who he was but like
Starting point is 01:07:39 Disney obviously made them like take a photo with and everyone is freaking out and like what asked him at interviews like oh you met the Rizzler like how do you feel? She was like I don't know who that is. Who said that? Which one said that? Julia Louise Dreyfus. Oh well that makes sense. She's like been around She's like, me too.
Starting point is 01:07:54 When I'm in my 50s, I don't know. I don't know. Any of these people, they just make me take a picture with them. I love the honesty. Because, like, what are you supposed to say to that? Like, love the Rizzler. They're just a little boy, so I love. Just like a cute photo with him.
Starting point is 01:08:08 Good for him. I wonder if he makes money. He has to, yeah. You think it's paid for the appearances. For sure. Because it's like, it is influenced, especially if he posts on his platforms and stuff. Kid Influents are just so weird because I guess that goes, that's like the whole point. It's like, who gets the money and like.
Starting point is 01:08:23 True. can they work out all hours because like the oban said he saw him at ketch at 10 p.m. And I was just like, okay, so he's just working. Yeah, that's where they met. And he's like, he was like, he was at 10 p.m. outside catch, L.A. And I was just like, so I'm like, how does that? How does, I don't know. Are they just working 24 hours?
Starting point is 01:08:37 Because when you're an influencer, you like work 24 hours. Like, oh, that is true. It's so weird. You're right. Because it's so different from like, obviously my mind instantly goes to like Maya Keiloa, like from Lilo and Stitch when like she can only work certain amount of hours and school and stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:53 It's so different from like film and TV. Yeah, you're like if you vloggy the whole day, that's a 24-hour workday. Try to be a Riesler for one day. Michaela. Yeah. You probably couldn't. I couldn't. Couldn't either.
Starting point is 01:09:07 That's a lot. Doing podcasts and doing all these things. It's like a lot. Yeah, I'm at 10 p.m. at 9 years old. I couldn't do it at 33. You're so young. You're so young.
Starting point is 01:09:18 I feel old as hell these days. Why? I don't know. I just feel so old. compared to, are you, like, next to young people, like, young influencers? Like, where are you feeling older? Just in life. Just in life.
Starting point is 01:09:30 Gym movies. Well, my gym and movies is a lot of old people, so they are still young. But I think just, like, on Instagram and stuff. I'm like, oh, you kids, you know. There was something where I thought that, too, the other day. I was like, wow, people are really young. Oh, I think just, like, guess we were supposed to have on. I always forget, like, if we were supposed to have people on and they, like,
Starting point is 01:09:50 flake or whatever. I'm like, oh, I forget they're, like, young. They're, like, in their 20s. And I think Gigi 2, Shoes was having guest on after meme, and they, like, canceled. And she's like, I'm surprised you showed up. And I was like, I know. I'm, like, in this day and age, like, I just feel like kids, like, people don't take, like, commitments or, like, appointments or schedules. Like, seriously.
Starting point is 01:10:05 They just don't feel like showing up. They just don't feel like. Yeah. And it's like, I mean, kind of love that because that was, like, me and my early 20s, I guess. I mean, I would still show up, but, like, I'd love the idea of not showing up. Actually, I didn't show up to a Ryan Link shoot. I do remember that. I was, like, 21 and, like, didn't it.
Starting point is 01:10:17 They've been around a long time. And it was like a car wash scene I don't know what it was I just didn't show up I was like I'm not going Never called And I think the production people called me Like are you gonna come
Starting point is 01:10:26 I just didn't answer Apologies to Rhett and Link Sorry Missed out It was weird It was only like $100 off alley casting Or something Yeah
Starting point is 01:10:35 I thought you were like Booked as an influencer Definitely not Oh They probably had like multiple people It was probably Like background I see But you would get blacklisted
Starting point is 01:10:42 From my central casting If you didn't show up That's what happened to me I think it's supposed to show up For two and a half a minute And I didn't go and then they like blacklisted me. I was in the show dirt.
Starting point is 01:10:50 Do you mean they show dirt with corny class? Yeah. It was like showtime or something. I have no idea of it was on. I used to work on that a lot. I used to be on there like every day and they would have me there for 14 hours and they would never use me. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:02 But, you know, 14 hours is what did they call it, golden time. So you would get like extra time. So like if you were getting like $125 for the day, they would start paying you like $75 an hour after they went over 12 hours. Oh, that's kind of good. It wasn't even in the union. I was non-union. And they still did that some. I'd make like $2.50 a day just sitting there.
Starting point is 01:11:18 I guess that's pretty good. How much is that an hour? I don't know. Because, you know, the time and the half thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. So it's like $75. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:11:28 That's still pretty good for just hanging out on a set. Non-in-in, doing nothing. Yeah. I wanted to be on it, though. Like, you want to be in the movie in the show, you know? One time I was. There was like a Hugh Hefner looked like on the show, and I was like one of the girlfriends. But I don't know if it ever heard.
Starting point is 01:11:43 I don't think that show went anywhere. I never hear anyone talk about it. The only show, I've been on is Tana Turns 21. That really is my only... We watched it. Did we react to it? A long time ago.
Starting point is 01:11:51 That's one of our first ones, yeah, I think. I think that's the only show I've been on, Tana Turns 21. Oh my gosh. That's something. That's good to get to sign a release. Actually, you know what? I think I did. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:12:04 Yes. Oh my God, that's so wild. Because when they booked me to moderate her panel at VidCon, this was 2019. Yeah, I had to sign something. Wow. Yeah. That's kind of cool, though. That show was iconic.
Starting point is 01:12:15 We were just talking about that yesterday, too. Was that 2019? I think so. Yeah, we were talking about 2019. How it was just like a hellhole for everybody. I was like it was so weird. It was so bizarre. That was kind of everything, though.
Starting point is 01:12:25 What an icon. I would love to have been on it. I know. People still discover me from that to this day. It was on like MTV Digital. Oh, I see, I see. Yeah. Or maybe it did it on MTV.
Starting point is 01:12:37 Actually, I have no idea. Yeah, I feel like she had billboards and stuff for it. And people, I guess I've been watching it because I still get comments like on my Instagram, but like you were on 10-2021. I'm like, yeah. When you like discover. or something. That's cool, though.
Starting point is 01:12:47 She put that on my IMD. Do you have one? No, I should make one just for Tanna Turns 21. I love IMD. It's a good one. I guess if you ever do Trish Talks again, I can add that to my. Yes. I really want to.
Starting point is 01:12:59 It's just hard to come up for those scripts, you know? Should we stick to fatty news? I guess so, right? Yes, I love fatty news. Tammy Slayton from A Thousand Pound Sisters apologized for drinking soda after her weight loss. She said, I'm not supposed to drink the sodies as much. In moderation, you can drink the sodies as much.
Starting point is 01:13:15 In moderation, you can drink eat whatever you want and drink a lot of water and I drink a lot of sodies. I love sodies. Me too. I kind of live for Tammy. I'm a new Tammy Stan, I think. I do too. And she's former fatty, by the way. She's not even fatty anymore.
Starting point is 01:13:27 She's a skinny legend. And like, first of all, a little sodie here in there, like, shit in moderation doesn't hurt anyone. I love you. I love sody. I love sody. We need to co-op that. It's so cute. And two, if you want to f*** up your body, that's your choice.
Starting point is 01:13:39 You know, I hate like apologizing to be like, oh my God, I shouldn't be eating this or whatever. It's like, just eat whatever. Yeah. You know, people are so, people are so crazy with that, too. And, I mean, she would clock it. She's like, as long as it's in moderation, which moderation is definitely the key. What was she drinking? Oh, let me see, actually.
Starting point is 01:13:56 I forgot. Because if it's a Dr. Pepper, that's my shit. I had one yesterday in the day before. I think it's in her hydro, so I can't even see what she's drinking. Oh. So she didn't even tell herself. She had soda in a hydro flask? Why did she do that?
Starting point is 01:14:13 It's a lot of sodi, but, hey, I'm not judging. Oh my god, I love that Oh, wait, here it is. I think it's a Sprite. It looks like a Sprite. Okay, that's a, you know what? Of all the sodies, that's a healthier one, right? Because isn't it like no caffeine or something?
Starting point is 01:14:25 Maybe. Yeah, I've always known Sprite was better because when I was pregnant, I was always drinking that. I think it's, I don't know why. Something about it's better. I love a Sprite. Yeah, yeah, it appears to be a Sprite. I'm really studying it because it's or 7 up. It's green and yellow.
Starting point is 01:14:38 Ooh, could be either one. Wait, how do you see it? You just see, like, a can? No, I saw the right one. I saw the right TikTok. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's, like, holding it so you can't see it?
Starting point is 01:14:47 She's holding a bottle, but it's just, you can't see the label, you just see that as green. What if it's Mondeau? Shit. That is what I think of, my think of a green bottle. That is true. That is true. Moundrew is actually disgusting, though. Make that one taste so bad.
Starting point is 01:14:59 Remember, though, do you remember in school? I don't know if it's true. The rumor about Moundu was it would lessen your sperm count. I remember in high school, all the boys would say that, which is real random. To you? The boys would just say that in jungle. They would, like, your sperm's going to go down. I mean, I would have.
Starting point is 01:15:14 really drink Mountain Dew. That was just a playground rumor. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't know where that came from. I think so, too. Never heard that one. It just triggered my memory. Oh my God, that's so funny. A high school path. I don't remember it at all. No. I guess I'll take a little crumble right now. I need just a little bite. I don't need to eat the whole thing. I just need to pick me up. We're back. That would crumble. It was amazing. Vives back up.
Starting point is 01:15:40 Vives are back up. Once I eat a little bit. Now, if we had Domino's pizza the vibe would be immaculate immaculate I love being pregnant so much I love when you can just like eat and I feel guilty like let's get Adoninos in here but vibes are good yes I love eating yeah domino's UK might have nuggets ugh I hate when Domino's tries to do that because of the chicken here is gross yeah I don't live for their little chicken and then imagine the UK where they actually use like real meat and nothing processed No, I don't like it You didn't even have Nandoes when you went to
Starting point is 01:16:19 I don't love Nandoes I've had it before Have you done it? No We've been in London? Mm-mm You've been out of the country Or am I just making that up?
Starting point is 01:16:27 No No, I only Mexico as a kid Wow Yeah Wait, and why? You don't want to Or you just had no interest or what? When I was a little bit
Starting point is 01:16:35 When my parents could afford it I was afraid of flying And then they could afford it Oh and then when I got over flying They couldn't afford it So that's, yeah Wait, really? But now you can.
Starting point is 01:16:46 Yeah, but I don't have a passport, so. Well, you can get one. Yeah. True, yes. You just have no. No, I do. I do want to go out of the country at some point. It's far. But, yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:57 Traveling anywhere out of the country from us because we're in California is, like, so far, it's like 11. Well, I mean, like, obviously Mexico or Canada. But if you want to go to like the closest, what's the closest England? It's like 11 hours. Oh. Right. Is that how long it is?
Starting point is 01:17:08 That's crazy. Or I guess you said Brazil is 12 hours, but. Yeah. No, England's so far. London is like so far. go from New York, it's like a five-hour flight. If you go from here, it's like 11 hours. I guess you could go to Borobor's eight hours.
Starting point is 01:17:20 Okay, that's actually not terrible. Oh, I love War-Barr. Yeah. Um, yeah, I like traveling out of the country. I just don't know where to go. Like, I like Japan. Yeah, that's definitely the one. Yeah, that's definitely the one.
Starting point is 01:17:30 Yeah, that's definitely a thing. I just don't know where to go. Like, I would love to go to, like, a niche country, like, Slovakia or something, you know? That's on amazing race. Yeah. Wow. We would get eliminated really quick. Morris because of me.
Starting point is 01:17:43 I'm not coordinated and I'm not fast. I'm not good with maps or direct pins. And then we would have to like ask people like, hey, can we use your phone to look up? We would be like, we would just walk around like. No, instantly no. They would have to come find us because we would like never make it to like the first stop. No, actually, no, never. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:18:02 Asking people for help for anything. Absolutely not. I'm so bad at it. I should go. You would eat. Who's your going with? Who's your partner? I don't know, maybe Malibu will go
Starting point is 01:18:13 She would be great She would definitely eat You have to wait 16 years I'm good with maps directions I always ask people for help She would be good actually She is so smart Okay
Starting point is 01:18:23 Hopefully it's on Would you mind using grace is on in 15 years Honestly I can yeah It's just one of those shows That it's like Will that guy even be around The guy who hosts it? Oh Phil
Starting point is 01:18:33 Yeah Is he's Phil? I think so Really Why do I think it was like Jeff That's Survivor They look the same though They do look the same
Starting point is 01:18:40 That's confusing. Which one do you like better? Jeff Probster Phil. I haven't watched Amazing Race in a while. I did have an Amazing Race phase, like, a couple years ago where I would watch all the seasons. Survivor with Jeff Probst, he gets, he's almost too involved. Like, he really is like, he, he, yeah, well, he's, like, a producer and the host, and, like, he's, like, always around. He's always narrating.
Starting point is 01:19:08 It's almost, like, a little overbearing because he's just, like, yeah. in it so much amazing race he Phil he's just kind of like at the beginning he's like they're going to do this and then at the end who's going to be last and then that's it you know I love those kind of jobs it's like the guy from The Bachelor just comes in at the end yes it's the last rose that's it that's what you flew to Germany
Starting point is 01:19:24 for yeah everything else is just voiceover love love that and we never see Jesse on The Bachelor he's never there first episode and the roast everybody yeah no those are the easiest what do you think would be the best on TV job for you like if you had to be on screen doing something Hmm, that is a good question I almost think like you were saying
Starting point is 01:19:45 Like an America's got talent or something Because really you just show up And then there's also like the audience So people get into it Yeah, that job would be great You get the vibe or Mask Singer That one must be the easiest judging Maskedinger Because like you don't have to know anything
Starting point is 01:19:58 It's the most unsurious And then even if you do guess Nothing happens If you don't guess nothing happens You have nothing at risk It's the weirdest show But that's so easy like that I also would love to be, I think Ryan C.
Starting point is 01:20:10 Chris has Will Fortune now, and I know Van White's still there and, like, God bless her, be there as long as you want. But I think when she retires, I would love to be Vanow White. I could see that, yeah. And you don't have to push the letters anymore. You just got to push screens. You just have to, like, turn the letters when my mom was on it. And now you just push it.
Starting point is 01:20:23 It's like, wow. I feel like you get a little confused, though, about where to... That'd be so funny. You know what's bullshit about Will Fortune? We watched it the other day. We were watching... I think it was, like, Broadway Week or something like that. And, you know, they have like a million dollar slot.
Starting point is 01:20:35 Do you watch Bull Fortune? of it? I think so. Well, like, you spend the wheel, you get the money, whatever. Then you can go bankrupt and lose all the money. But then there's like this one of them. And you always pick it up like this. There's like special trips and stuff. And there's one that's like a million dollars. So you can pick up a million dollars. To land on it first is hard. To land on the wheel period of a million is hard. Okay. But then you have to win all your rounds and make it to the final round to even like, you know, have your million dollars. Then once you get to the final round, you beat everyone else. You make it to the final round. Then you have to solve the puzzle. And then you have to win that
Starting point is 01:21:06 at the final round. And then you still don't get your million dollars. You have to put your million dollar, like, card into another, another wheel that gambles it for you and spins it around and has to land on it again for you to get the million dollars. All those hoops. I'm like, because usually you just, you spend, you land, you win. This one is like, makes you, you have to win all your things and you have to win again. And it's like, they're bullshunders scamming people. It was crazy.
Starting point is 01:21:27 I was like, that is such a wild hoop to jump through. But I would love to host real fortune. And I think in this day and age, body positivity, Vana White is what we need. And Vana's gorgeous, of course, but you have Ryan Seekuss, who's also very small. I would love a little, you know, me or Cardi B. You know, we'd love to be a little Van of White just pushing nose. Cardi B is tiny besides her BBL, but. Oh, right.
Starting point is 01:21:49 Who was I talking about? We weren't talking about someone fat. Tammy. Oh, Tammy Slayton would eat. Yes, actually. She would be so good. What else would we cast her in? Oh, the Jojo on this video we were going to cast her in.
Starting point is 01:21:59 I could cast her in so many things. I would love her to be in my video. Did you, Doja Cat reunited with that, um, the musty t-shirt guy for content. that's what I'm thinking is the guy who the fan who came out came up to her outside of a club and it was the one where he was like grabbing onto her and like jumping up with her had me researching all types of things about trauma responses and I really was you know standing up for Doja now she's collabing with him and like a little PR little video what's it for what's it promoting well she was performing at outside lands like the music festival and she has a new album coming out soon she has a single coming out and then and the new album. So it makes sense that she's doing like, you know, more stuff. But yeah, she had the musty t-shirt guy, like, front row at Outside Lans for her festival. She shouted him out while she was performing.
Starting point is 01:22:51 And then they did a little TikTok backstage. Wow. I'm like, yeah, I really went so hard. I was like, no, the trauma responses. And then look at me. It could have been real. It could have been. Like, you know, I saw someone today, like, analyzing, like, from a PR standpoint of, like,
Starting point is 01:23:07 you have to be in on the joke these days to go viral because we just saw Demi and Joe Jonas do their like duet or it was the Disney channel like I went in there and I made history like that one like I think it's probably the same was like leaning into a meme or whatever it's like that's just what you have to do these days because like that is kind of like yeah like she could have had trauma from it or whatever like you were saying or she could have you know been offended it's kind of like me and Kakato right it's like we have like real beef right I ghosted him he like his video like ruined like made everyone else make videos about me and basically cancel me. And it was just like, oh, my God, it was awful.
Starting point is 01:23:41 But then we clabbed. And I was like, oh, my God, we love them clapping together. But it kind of felt like we had to because it was like, I think it was Zach Choi who was like, you guys should come together in a video for the first time after we like, well, didn't like each other. I wouldn't say hate. I don't want to hate anybody. But I dislike each other.
Starting point is 01:23:55 And you kind of had to. That's the only way to like redeem yourself is like lean into the joke. Yeah. So maybe she's. I don't think you were wrong. When, first of all, when you have a new album, you'll do anything. That you're told. But also, you know, that guy was the guy that made that video that he postmate to Courtney
Starting point is 01:24:12 Kardashian's house. Yeah. Was it corny? Or Kylie. I think it was Courtney. That he said that he saw the kids and he saw this and he saw that. And that was all shady and that really happened probably. So, I mean, like, you're not wrong about him.
Starting point is 01:24:27 But I think it's more, there's a new album. So they're doing what they think will get people watching and talking about something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you kind of have to do that. Yeah, that's true. And I guess at the end of the day, if she's over it, then why not make it a little... Yeah. You gotta just squash whatever beef is out there. Like, is it that serious? Yeah. Maybe. I guess in the moment, but it's one of those things, like, there's stuff that I get upset about in the moment.
Starting point is 01:24:55 And then, like, a week later, I'm like, people are dying. Like, who cares? You know what I mean? Really just like the next, like, literally give me a nap and I don't really care anymore, you know? So I like it. What were they doing? You said they were at a festival. Yeah, outside lands. And then another random doger moment she was doing, I think she was on Instagram live or something. And then she did, she was showing her outfit. And then people pointed out she had a sex machine under her bed. And I thought that was really.
Starting point is 01:25:19 How do they see that? How they spot it? What was it? It was the motor bunny is what someone says it looked like. You think it was a sponsorship? I have no idea. I guess it's so obvious that like, now that I'm looking at it, you would do always, I mean, sometimes you're wrong with like the, with the weight clock. A lot of times I'm wrong, but...
Starting point is 01:25:36 But maybe you're right, maybe she's sponsored. Yeah, especially if it's, like, a noticeable thing. Because, like, Adam Needy used to always send me those little, like, machines. And, like, they were... I would try to, like, you know, for, like, the promotional purposes of it. But I was like, I don't really get these things. They're kind of, like, just, like, niche either. Not niche.
Starting point is 01:25:51 What is, like, gag gifts? They're kind of, like, silly. Because, yeah, it's just, like, under her bed, and it's so, like, it's a huge thing under the bed. So it does kind of, like, you know, definitely stands out. Yeah. So, I guess, yeah, I guess maybe you're right. Maybe it was a little product placement. TikTok is notorious for just placing things in the background
Starting point is 01:26:08 because I've had companies like a while ago, not recently, but they'll even say like, oh, yeah, I just have it somewhere in the video or in the frame. And then some companies even want it to be like in the background so people be like, oh, what is that? It's like, actually me and Gigi just did one on Friday. It's like, you know, you do TikToks and you like accidentally, oh, I'm in someone's TikTok and you like move back
Starting point is 01:26:24 and then be like, who is that behind you? That's what it kind of reminds me of. It was like that kind of thing. Just like people rewatching it and being like, what was that? true it is because it was in like the um one of the pop pop craver pop bass whatever the third one is but there's another one yeah i think buzzing pop or something i don't know and they have like the social media roundup and that's true the dojika having a sex machine in her video was in the in the roundup so
Starting point is 01:26:47 it's in our roundup so someone's talking about it yeah it's effective because i would never have seen it known about it whatever and it is kind of those are such like a little troll she is kind of trishian in that sense where she is a little troll yeah so she's out of her demon air remember she was like a demon now she's back in her poppy i love that doja love so much and then she lives in the area doja come by love you girl no she's great i love a little troll moment too she's she's everything and she's talented one of the her most uh famous one is like she was just talking in her live and somebody naked just walked behind her and suddenly she's like she was live on instagram you think it was a troll i or someone actually was walking naked i don't know somebody was
Starting point is 01:27:29 but whether on purpose or not. Didn't feel like it was planned. They didn't feel like they knew they were in the frame or something. I don't know. How do you not know your frame? Everybody did TikTok and someone's behind me
Starting point is 01:27:38 like, oh, I didn't know. I was like, what do you mean you didn't know? Well, she was like on. Because it's like they're half body. They're up there. Yeah. They're up higher behind her. They're not like walking next to her.
Starting point is 01:27:47 And you saw it? His butt. Yeah. Okay. That seems maybe like it could have been planned. Like if it was like something. I think maybe he knew that she was on. Because she's,
Starting point is 01:27:54 if you hear someone talking, you know, so maybe he knew. but I don't think she did because she like noticed it she went like she made a face and didn't do anything and then she just kept it moving
Starting point is 01:28:03 like then he walked out and then she just kept it moving and she didn't share it off the stream or anything no she kept it going yeah IRL streamers are where it's at is that what she was doing
Starting point is 01:28:10 no she was in I'm assuming her house she was in a house I'm assuming it was her house yeah everyone is IRL streaming these days I heard someone made like a hundred million dollars
Starting point is 01:28:19 last year streaming uh is there one name with the show speed show oh yes yeah yeah I think he made 100 million.
Starting point is 01:28:28 That's what I heard. Wow. Is he the biggest? Kai sent at him. How are they making money? Tips? Subscribers. Well, I think they also get paid by the actual platforms.
Starting point is 01:28:41 Yeah. Are they people who go on the world or they stay in the house? I don't know. I think they go. I think Speed goes out, I think. I see them all around the world. Yeah. Like he's going places.
Starting point is 01:28:53 And how are they streaming? How are they getting Wi-Fi everywhere? I remember we talked about it for the 4th of July and someone explained it to me. Someone said they carry something in a backpack. Oh. Someone explained it to me. Is it the star? Is it like the Elon Muslin?
Starting point is 01:29:07 My dad was telling me about this. The Starlink? Yeah. I think so. It's something like that where they carry it around in the backpack. That's what we had in our, you remember that music video we did? There was like no Wi-Fi in the middle of the forest. Oh.
Starting point is 01:29:17 Yeah. Oh, sure. There was no service or anything. That makes sense. Okay. So they have that around. Okay. And then how are they filming themselves?
Starting point is 01:29:24 Sometimes they have a camera person Sometimes it's just And the camera person is like Plugged in somewhere Like I don't understand I don't know how the technical aspect of it works I have no idea Hmm
Starting point is 01:29:37 Could I have to interview someone That's so interesting to me It is interesting to me too Because like I know cutie Cinderella will do it at Disneyland That's crazy That's crazy Yeah Austin show He does it at drag brunch and weHo
Starting point is 01:29:52 So people know exactly where they're at. I guess so. I mean, they must have a security with him. I guess. Yeah, most like speed. He definitely has lots of security. So what's the point then of going out in the real world if people can't interact with you? Well, they do to a certain degree. But sometimes there's a mob. Like he gets mobbed. Like he got like physically assaulted many times. Oh my God. And then like, um, like what are they filming? Just their day. It's kind of like vlogging but in real time, I guess. Wow. That's really bizarre. are that's really I mean it's kind of cool I like the idea the safety is scary because even if
Starting point is 01:30:28 you're not someone famous like if you're just like a pretty girl at Disneyland someone could just I guess if you know Disneyland I feel like is probably because you know right yeah that makes more but you're kind of stuck because it's Disneyland they're going to know where you're at you're kind of surrounded there was so many women streamers that got harassed live on stream and like either people like that and I've seen many others too so I think either like people come to their help or because they are streaming that helps them too because people are like, oh, they see me or they're alive. So it's both ends.
Starting point is 01:30:58 On one hand, they know where they are, on the other hand. Didn't they do that and scream, like, 10 years ago? Wasn't there an IRL streamer? I don't know. Probably. The Culking kid. I think the Culking kid was in it, and not McCauley, but the other one. And I think it was, Shane had said it was, like, based on him.
Starting point is 01:31:13 Or maybe he auditioned for it at the time or something like that. And I think it was an in real live streamer because, like, I just remember something with, like, the killings were happening, like, live or something. That kind of makes sense. I wouldn't be surprised because I remember I just seen. But, I mean, pre-Twitch even was, like, IRL streaming. Like, but showing it live, not just vlogging, just like being live. Yeah, she would do it where, and she was like really early on.
Starting point is 01:31:34 I forget which platform she was even doing it. But she was something on her, even pre-Facebook. A lot of crimes happened on Facebook Live. Like crimes? Yeah. Like people will stream themselves doing. Why? Why do they do that?
Starting point is 01:31:47 Because they wanted to, I mean, they're like, they want, like, they want, like, that's crazy. No, I just need for the record. I just do this not committing. Yeah, they were just committing crimes on Facebook Live. That was what she was too. It's when they wanted to broadcast what, because they were doing it out of like a certain ideology, you know.
Starting point is 01:32:07 Okay. Damn. It's wild. I, like, I love the idea. I do love the idea of, like, doing that. I'm, like, scared of everything, so I would never do that. But, like, I guess people just. We should ask someone.
Starting point is 01:32:19 I have questions about that, too. Because even me who, I'm like, I'm not, you can kind of. make sense because you are a very paranoid person in general but i'm not and even for me i'm like oh it is a little spooky yeah but um yeah because i saw cutie cinderella is doing it with vanilla mace this week and they done it before in real life in real life yeah and they go vanilla mace does not do that she's not an i rl streamer she just streams in her you previously yeah but lately she's been doing um more like out and about things and i think they're going to try like snacks or something she must get mobbed that's what i would think too remember if she
Starting point is 01:32:54 She had, like, Vanilla did a partnership with a Mexican restaurant, Rodeo Grill. And her mean, great line was crazy. That looked good, though. It was far. I really want to try. I know. Ben Verde. I know.
Starting point is 01:33:06 We need your help. Hollywood, I think. I know. Everything good is in there. But her little vanilla meal looks so good. I follow them. So I'm like, maybe. You're, you can do that.
Starting point is 01:33:17 Like, publicity. Like, I was trying to be free. I was like, you know, go be free. Go to Hollywood and pick that up. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I think about times where you could just, like, drive and just go and you can do that see what you're forgetting is i have a nine to five oh right so it's like i'm not really free that is true you work you work every day you said right six days a week and then i
Starting point is 01:33:35 stream sundays most of the time so kind of seven in a way and you can't just take off on a tuesday and go get lunch there no it has to get approved and stuff whenever you um and i'm out of time off so you can't go get a lunch i mean i have an hour you can make it there in time? There and back, you think? Damn. Having a job is like having a kid. You're locked down. They said, you can't leave. Yeah. And now we're
Starting point is 01:34:04 to be... Crazy. To be away, yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. Go figure. I know. Damn. That is crazy when you think about these IRL streamers, they're just like, they're just doing anything they want during the day. Oh, I'm going to have mail's done. I'm going to go do this. I was like, that is crazy. I like how it is now. I like having structure.
Starting point is 01:34:23 Like, I do love having, like, a plan for the week. I'm, like, getting my nails done on a Thursday and weren't, you know what I mean? But it is crazy to think about people just like, or who's the guy, the show, the speed show guy, like, just going to, like, different countries and just walking around. Yeah, true. And making money, too, at that. But if you're, wow. And then, do you think they stop making money? Can they make residual?
Starting point is 01:34:43 This is not interesting. I don't know to the next one. I do have a lot of questions. And no one here is a streamer, so I don't know why I'm asking. Sounds fun. $100 million. I don't think I would even do it for $100 million. It sounds, I'm, I'd be scared.
Starting point is 01:34:56 But, okay. Isn't the whole thing, like, you're not supposed to post when you're on vacation, but now people are, like, doing it, like, in real time? True. Crazy. Wait, that is true. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:35:08 I get it. I get it. It's kind of cool to watch people, like, live their life, but. Oh, whatever. Do you know who Maluma is? Who? Maluma? Oh, Maluma, yes.
Starting point is 01:35:20 Yes. Yes. Oh, yes. Good one. even. I was like, that's pretty mainstream at Pop Crave. Well, I, like, saw it, and I saw him, like,
Starting point is 01:35:29 someone brought a one-year-old to a Maluma concert in Mexico City. Yeah. And I first was, like, Slay, that baby should be out and enjoying life, too. And then the comments were actually on the baby side. What? Yes.
Starting point is 01:35:40 This was the thing that I was shook by. Pop Crave called it out, and, like, Maluma called out a mother with her one-year-old at his show, which, by the way, looks like he's playing, like, in a big ass show. I'm like, how did you see that baby? But yeah, baby had no headphones
Starting point is 01:35:54 And he's like What are you doing That is a one year old Like that baby doesn't want to be here It's irresponsible I guess the way he said it too Like his like tone They were just like
Starting point is 01:36:04 Well he was like really mad at her But the comments under the pop crave We're all like ooh Not him mom shaming I was like wow My thought was like oh Like the baby's out having a good time Like would I
Starting point is 01:36:13 Of course not I mean Would love The baby's like him all Yeah love the idea of it But, I mean, wild. But then all the comments were like, wow, like, Maluma can afford a babysitter. Maybe she couldn't.
Starting point is 01:36:27 Like, there was, like, a lot of comments were, like, in her defense in multiple ways. These people obviously don't have kids. Huh? These people obviously don't have kids. I mean, I've done it once, but it was a dad with, so it's not, it's dad shaming. But the dad had his baby in the harness in front of him and the baby facing forward. And the dad was just like, you know, jumping and the baby was crying. Like, it was, and we stopped him.
Starting point is 01:36:52 Because, like, we literally stopped him. We're like, hey, you need to get out of here. Like, the baby's crying. It's obviously not good. It was super loud. Oh, my God. Wait, what do you mean you stopped him? How did they even...
Starting point is 01:37:00 Because the guy was just, like, dancing and jumping. But how did you know you were of anyone of authority? Were you, like, in an outfit? I'm not. I was just like, dude, your baby is crying and you need to leave here. I mean, I was working on the show, but at the same time... No, that's what I'm saying. I know you were with the band, but like...
Starting point is 01:37:14 I was just a concerned person. It has nothing to do with it. And you just listened to you? Yeah, because everyone around We're just like looking at him It was weird And you were the one that went up to him and said, hey, get out of here Because again, you know, I'm the one that don't have social anxiety
Starting point is 01:37:26 I mean, that's crazy That's wild They're just like, hey, you get out of here I'd be like, who are you? When a baby is crying, I don't think there's any The baby was crying and he didn't leave He couldn't see the baby cry Because the baby was down here facing forward
Starting point is 01:37:42 He's looking up to the stage jumping He was on the floor and it was just so wrong. So I'm 100% on the side of the performer. He obviously knows what he's talking about because those decibels, even I'm an adult where those orange things in my ears in a show, like I would never have my ears
Starting point is 01:38:00 just exposed to that sound. It's so loud. So to have a one-year-old baby, it's insane. Maluma just had a baby too, so maybe he's a little more sensitive to it. Oh, that makes sense, yeah. I was supposed to see the comments on the mom's side. Because also, I mean, I don't think he's saying
Starting point is 01:38:15 like he's calling out the fact that the baby's there but just that the baby didn't have like the protective you know. Oh, did he say that? I thought I was just more like, he said no, like you don't have headphones. So like the baby didn't have headphones and then she was like, he said he was like rolling him around. Oh, like a toy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:36 Wild. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I, yeah, I would be on the Lumuma side, I suppose, because. Yeah. At least have the protective. Because some parents bring their kids to Coachella, like I've seen on the live stream, they'll go to the audience. Sometimes there's a baby, but the baby always, yeah, has, like, headphones on, so. Babies are just, like, besides the noise, it's like, they just get sick easy.
Starting point is 01:38:58 True, that is a lot of dust. Yeah, the type. I mean, there's just, like, a lot happening. I don't know. Love the idea of bringing kids everywhere, but maybe to a concert, you know, that is kind of wild. But maybe this person now, no, maybe, but maybe, I guess people also said, like, the way he called her out, he could have, like, told somebody to go tell her or something like that. I get it.
Starting point is 01:39:16 Like, I was infuriated. Like, when I saw it, it was infuriating. Really? It's just a reaction. It's a reaction. You know, like, a first time, mom, you kind of don't know. Courtney Kardashian even. Someone called her out for not having the life jacket on her baby on a boat.
Starting point is 01:39:30 And the next slide, instead of being defensive, she's just, like, ordered this. Thank you guys. Didn't know about the dangers. And I was like, sometimes people don't know. Yeah. You know, like, I kind of don't. I Google, because I think I wanted to bring Malbo to do. And I was, like, Googling, like, what age can you bring kids?
Starting point is 01:39:44 And they, like, recommend, like, five or something like that. Or maybe it was Backstreet Boys, I wanted to bring them to. So sometimes you don't know. Because in my head, Malbu's so grown. I'm like, oh, she can come to a concert. But then, like, you don't think about all the other things that entail on that. So maybe the woman didn't know. That would be awful to be called out by, like, your favorite performer.
Starting point is 01:40:01 I guess it's kind of good, though, too, because you're, like, a chosen one. You know how you dream of being called out? Like, he chose me. He noticed me. And my baby. Kind of a sleigh. I wonder if she left. That's what I heard the comments say.
Starting point is 01:40:10 Like, did she leave or she just stayed? That's true. Did he just continue the show? I feel like would you get, I would be too embarrassed. I would leave. Yeah, some people have no shame. There's two people. People would leave, like, I'm so embarrassed.
Starting point is 01:40:23 That's true. What would you do? You'd probably leave, right? Oh, yeah. You'd be so embarrassed. I'm like, sorry, I'm out. Oh, yeah, that's a tough one. But if I'm in the pit of MCR, I might just stay for a few more songs, you know?
Starting point is 01:40:38 I'd be like, well, I bought the ticket. going to rip on me? I don't know. Do you buy a ticket for the baby? Is that Disney under two is free? Oh, that's a good question. And who left the baby in? I think about that too, through the security. Be like, there's no babies. Can you say that? I guess maybe you can't. They're human. They're part of society. That's a good question. Yeah, because usually it's either 18 or 21 and up because there's alcohol selling and stuff. Well, Batchie Boys, I found out you can't because press health and brought his kids. But in the boxes, you can't because they have like a bartender in each box. But what if we asked?
Starting point is 01:41:09 we don't want a bartender. What if we get the alcohol out? Then can we wear our kids in? Because it is all ages. We have headphones on our kids on Aquaman at one month at Backstreet Boys. Maybe not Aquaman, but Melville and Elvis would have great time at Backstreet Boys. They're dancing. They love dancing.
Starting point is 01:41:26 They do love music. They immediately start dancing. They love dancing. See, Elvis now is dancing and singing in Pink Pony Club with Malibu. Oh, I got travel tickets. Elvis can come with their little headphones. Wait, when? When is the show?
Starting point is 01:41:41 I didn't know she was on tour. In October. She's doing, it's not a pop-up shows is what she's calling it. She has two shows in Pasadena. That's so right now. In October. Pasadena? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:51 Where? It's connected to the Rose Bowl. I'm like, she should just play the freaking Rose Bowl. Rose Bowl. How many people in the Rose Bowl? Let's see. When I worked there, it was 80,000? 80,000.
Starting point is 01:42:03 It's bigger than Tofi? I think it's up to 100. 89,702 Wow She's not She's playing a venue attached to it Not the actual stadium But I feel like she could have sold the stadium
Starting point is 01:42:17 For sure Yeah For sure 89,000 people You could do that 89,000 people watch this show I love to say that We're starting everyone in four of
Starting point is 01:42:27 I think 17,000 To my next school Meds, we're garden's only 19,000 Okay, word Yeah If everyone on our Patreon came Yeah I love it
Starting point is 01:42:36 You don't make any money with Mass Square Garden, but, you know, it's still fun to play there. Yeah, it is, you know, just a fun. Historic. Historic. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, Elvis can come with her little headphones to chapel. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:49 I mean, she wanted Malbu Barbee to be the mid-hype show. She's available. And she really does sing that song everywhere, everywhere, just all day, every day. It's so cute. I'll post it on my TikTok today. I have a little clip of us dancing into it yesterday. Yeah, some of that reminder out there. Yeah, she's ready.
Starting point is 01:43:05 she knows all the words too she's like in West Hollywood like she sings all of it I love it so much so good you're gonna be at so many shows I'm so jealous I know I have two shows this year I really is stepping up you're not going to Tate that you're going to Tate I don't have Tate I don't have tickets to
Starting point is 01:43:21 yet I don't know if I do it would be a last minute thing where Darien kind of forces me but he loves her yeah he loves her I like Zara Larson who's opening up for her but I heard she was I mean I don't know don't come from anybody but I heard she was better than Tate McCray I was saying I think Zara's been around. She has come from, like, the Swedish Pop Academy,
Starting point is 01:43:40 so she's one of those. She's been, like, working. But I love Tate, too. But Zara is, like, crazy vocalist, like, just insane. Never ending midnight sun. Have you heard that song? No. I love that song.
Starting point is 01:43:54 That was a great run, though. She does, like, crazy. Yeah, Zara was really good. Oh, you just didn't give you your full potential there. I mean, she goes, who. Really? Yeah. She, like, holds it for, like, 45 seconds.
Starting point is 01:44:05 the belt. It's nuts. She an actress, too? No, just a singer. Oh, why does this sound so familiar? Zara Larson. Sounds familiar. You're probably thinking of Brie Larson. I am, actually.
Starting point is 01:44:15 Wow, you're so all on the same page. I'm very in your brain lately. I would like to see the Jonas Brothers on tour. Oh, yeah. After last night, first of all, I googled so many. First of all, we've been Demi fans over here for the past couple weeks. And she's my dream guest right now. I love her.
Starting point is 01:44:32 I googled those Ryanstone jeans she was wearing on stage. I love your little outfit, yeah. That made me so happy. I wasn't even that era because I think they, maybe they're a little younger than me. But definitely, like, the era is way not me. I was, like, definitely, like, doing drugs on Hollywood Billboard. But I don't remember anything. Don't know what camp rocks about.
Starting point is 01:44:49 But I do love the song, the, the... This is real. This is me. I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be. You know, gonna let the light shine on me. Now I found who I am. There's no way to hold it in No more hiding who I want to be
Starting point is 01:45:11 This is me Take away Joe Jonas Parko You're the voice I hear inside my head The reason that I'm singing I need to find you I gotta find you You're the missing piece I need the song inside of me
Starting point is 01:45:28 I need to find you I gotta find you this is real this is me I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be and I'm gonna let the light shine on me you ate that
Starting point is 01:45:45 wow we did so good we did actually I did you love that song I love it too it's so good I always like that it's always been on my iTunes because I bought it and I never even seen camp rock and I was like
Starting point is 01:45:56 this song eats so much I love them I love them she looked so good she did look they both Joe Jonas are so damn I was really thinking about it because I remember vividly when Camp Rock premiered, I think, 2006. Let me make sure I got the date right. But I think it was June 2006.
Starting point is 01:46:12 Ah, that makes sense. That is the year I was on Hollywood Boulevard doing drugs. June, oh, no, 2008, 2008, 2008, June 20, 2008. Okay, I was still in the same gutter. Yes, I was in high school. Yeah, yeah, okay, this makes sense. This makes sense. Yeah, high school musical, yes, yes, yes.
Starting point is 01:46:27 Anyway. But, yeah, I remember, like, I remember, this is so specific. Like, I remember being at the grove and being like, ooh, I have to go home and watch Camp Rock. On TV? Yeah. Wow. You loved it. I mean, this era of Disney Channel was my everything.
Starting point is 01:46:43 You loved? Yes, I love this era of Disney Channel. I love seeing people healed. I love seeing, you know, they said they haven't been together in over 10 years. And everyone I was always like, you remember, like, when they performed on, like, Good Morning. We're kind of like, wow, I can't believe they made them perform when they were, like, broken up. So they seem great. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:58 They seem like they're on good terms. We love to see. Yeah. And I think people also were like, I don't know what the lore is. And I was trying to get the answers on it. It's kind of hard to figure out. But there's a whole rumor that Demi and Nick Jonas also were feuding a lot too. Because of the back in the day.
Starting point is 01:47:17 I think because of just her relationship with Joe and stuff. But so the fact that she's, you know, friendly with all of them. Oh, gave all hugs. They're from New Jersey. Yeah. Who's the most iconic New Jersey band? Because also this week in New Jersey was my chemical. romance and they're from New Jersey.
Starting point is 01:47:33 So is it my chemical romance is it Jonas Brothers and my chemical romance closed with Living on a Prayer, which is a Bon Jovi jersey band. So who is the most iconic of those three jersey bands? I am unbiased because I'm not a stand of any of those three, but I would kind of think MCR, no? Wow. I would kind of just based on like, wasn't MCR playing MetLife Stadium? Yeah, I was going to say.
Starting point is 01:47:58 Where was Jonas Brothers? What venue were they at? I don't imagine they're at a big one. one, no? This is how you do compare, yes. Who's playing at the biggest stadium? Oh. Where were they?
Starting point is 01:48:10 Also MetLife Stadium. What? Jonas Brothers MetLife Stadium. Demi Lovato, Justin McCartney, did surprises at 20th anniversary concert. Damn, now how do we figure it out? Oh my God, let us know. Paul.
Starting point is 01:48:21 Damn, I don't know now. I would assume. I'm going to guy by that. Whoa, I'm kind of gagged by that. I didn't know they were playing. Stadium. Yeah. I guess when they were in a laborer,
Starting point is 01:48:32 they play Dodgers stadium. Oh, so the MCR. Yeah. What? Oh my God. Damn, they're kind of equal, I guess. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:48:43 I don't play a stadium. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's so cool. Good for that. Okay, work. I guess they beat Bon Jovi. Where's Bon Jovi playing? Weddings.
Starting point is 01:48:53 He was singing at a wedding. Do we love Bon Jovi? I have no idea. It depends on age groups, certain age groups, Mon Jovee would be the most famous. what to all these more than
Starting point is 01:49:05 I don't think they're alive anymore to the people who liked them anyways I know Bon Jovi's alive but probably their fans are older passed on I think they're alive well let's see them play MetLife
Starting point is 01:49:19 I mean they probably could I don't know Who else is Jersey anyone Snooky She's not even Jersey is she She's like New York Oh my God You might be moving to Jersey
Starting point is 01:49:30 I was looking at some real estate in Jersey Oh, because you're New York aspirations Yeah That kind of makes sense Just be a little out of the city with the fam Yeah, very Wendy of you Mount Clair in New Jersey, here we come I'm where she's from
Starting point is 01:49:44 Maybe I buy her, I love Love Wendy's doing good She was just out with Susan the other day Did you see her? I love that they're still friends I know, everyone's like Susan's a real one I'm like yes It'll be you and me when I have another falling off And you're still around and be like there he is
Starting point is 01:49:58 There's Oscar Oh, I wish we would have done that camp rock song without your glasses. You look like Joe Jonas. You would have, like, crushed it. You have the eyebrows. True. I do have a Jonas brow. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:09 Yeah. And your face reveal was so big. Oscar Craig was so excited for it. That was crazy. You would have crushed. She would look so good. Well, you can edit him without the glasses. Do a little AI.
Starting point is 01:50:20 Well, no, not AI. Just CGI. CGI. I guess another concert news, J-Lo, having a cricket on her. She had a what? Wait, what? She had a cricket crawl on her as she performed. A cricket?
Starting point is 01:50:34 Well, that's lucky. Crickets are not gross. Oh, is it lucky? Yeah. Okay, were. Every time we see a cricket outside our dorm, is that what we do? You take a picture of the cricket if it's on like a little handle? It's a praying mantis.
Starting point is 01:50:44 Oh. Wow. They look the same. The crickets sound lucky, too, though, probably. Yeah, I've never seen a cricket in real life. It was crawling on her. Yeah, a giant cricket was crawling up her neck when she was performing in Kazakhstan. I didn't know she's performing.
Starting point is 01:50:57 No. Kazakhstan. I thought that was like a made-up country where Borat filmed. Isn't that Kazakhstan? He made up a country named like that. No, I swear Borat. Where is it? Love it. No. It is real kind of. I mean, I know the people from the country where he filmed sued him.
Starting point is 01:51:19 Yeah, maybe that is the country. Do you type of Borat, Kazakhstan? Kazakhstan's located in Central Asia. Okay, put Borat. Okay. I swear that's the town he filmed in. It was something like that. That's the only way I would know that. Oh.
Starting point is 01:51:34 Oh, primarily filmed in Romania, not Kazakhstan, despite the film setting. The fictional Kazakh village of Kuzek, where Bora originates, was represented by the village of Glaude, Romania. So the fake town is called? Kuzek. And I think they said it isn't Kazakhstan, but it filmed in Romania. I have a Mandela. Okay. Because I have a Mandela.
Starting point is 01:51:58 fact of him being in Kazakhstan. But that's what he was alluding to. Yeah. He was alluding to that it's Kazakhstan. Oh. I look the way you said that. Okay.
Starting point is 01:52:11 J. Lo was performing Kazakhstan. Had to cricket. Originally my point, my little joke was going to be, she can't catch a break. But now I'm like, well, maybe she did catch a break
Starting point is 01:52:20 by having that lucky cricket crawl in him. Yeah. Oh, why? You think bugs are gross or what? I just thought like, damn. You know, she had to cancel some tours and she's performing a
Starting point is 01:52:28 in Kazakhstan. She's got bugs crawling all over her. Although she was fierce, she, like, took it like this, and she went. I love her. He was like, ah! Where did you see it? Where did you see the reporting of this? De Mois?
Starting point is 01:52:41 What is it? There's so many moas. The problem is she's not noticing it. Like, it's crawling up her dress. Yeah, all the way up on her neck. That's the worst. Me with an aunt last week on the chair. I was like, ah!
Starting point is 01:52:53 And someone's like, there's an ant crawling on her arm. I was like, oh my God, who notices that? We have ant traps. also it doesn't help that I'm even crumble in here but I her official like fan account posted too that's how you know she she thought it was fierce because on the J-Lo posted it you got to be in on the joke yeah you got to own it I mean she did look really good at least um ripping it off of her so I love that hot topic that kind of day IRL streaming and that's the title I love J-Lo I mean she did it very gracefully
Starting point is 01:53:28 Yeah, she did. I feel bad for her because you kind of like when you realize what it was because she's like singing in and then she just does this. She like grabs it and throws it away. But then you can see that she's feeling like, oh my God, what was that? Oh, she didn't look at it, see what it was?
Starting point is 01:53:44 She kept singing. And then she just made a little joke. I felt something crawling and then she kept singing. And everyone was cheering for her when she threw it off. The crowd was going crazy. People do cheer for like everything, which I love. You could like fall down, get up, go. Woo! And that's the best thing while having a show with your fans.
Starting point is 01:54:01 They'll cheer for literally everything. I remember me just getting up off the floor. I was like, yeah. I was like, I made it. I'm standing. They're like, woo. I love it. J-Lo, I love her.
Starting point is 01:54:12 I would love to open for her. Who's your opener? I don't know. Does she not have one? I like J-Lo. Is it her official tour? Her U.S. tour had to be canceled, but I guess maybe she's just doing little shows internationally.
Starting point is 01:54:26 I would love to go to Kazakhstan. What would you perform in Kazakhstan? Mm. Any song they want. Can you do freaky there? I don't know that's what I'm saying. I could switch it up. Instead, like, I love you, Jesus.
Starting point is 01:54:44 I love you, Kazakhstan. You know, I could just make anything, anything. I could do J-Lo songs. Whoever they're into over there I could do. You said Southeast Asia. I love Southeast Asia. I'm sorry to do Southeast Asia tour. I want to go over there, too.
Starting point is 01:54:58 They're going to, like, Malaysia. Oh. They're going to, like, South Korea, I think. Oh. I would have to go to all those countries. Although Malaysia, I have that flight that disappeared, which is so scary. Right? That scares me a little bit.
Starting point is 01:55:12 Wasn't it Malaysia flight something? Conspiracy theory time. We should always have a conspiracy theory shagging on our show. What happened? I used to. We had a conspiracy theory shagged at? I used to always bring up the conspiracies. Oh, why don't we bring these up more often?
Starting point is 01:55:24 What happened? Do you know what I mean for real? Like, what do you mean? mean a whole flight is it's sad obviously but like what do you mean it disappeared did they find it which one of them there's one there's one that they mid-air you see three orbs going around the airplane and then the airplanes disappears in his app there's that one was it flight 85 something like that it was the one that was never found it just disappeared let's see if that's the same one do like Malaysia flight disappearance
Starting point is 01:55:54 Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 was an international passenger flight operated by Malaysia Airlines that disappeared from radar on March 8, 2014, while flying from Malaysia to Beijing. The cause of his disappearance has not been determined. It's the orb one? Yeah. And it never been found? Because they found satellite footage of these three orb spinning around their airplane
Starting point is 01:56:21 and then it just zaps and disappears. And they still, there's so many people that analyze it and people that try to debunk it. But it seems pretty real for now. No, it's real. There was people on there that never came back. No, yeah. They did disappear. The question is how.
Starting point is 01:56:41 And I think the other thing was also who was on the flight. Like there were people on the flight that. Why are you so calm about this? How about everyone so calm? That's so scary. There's people who've been talking about it for a long time. But it gives me chills. like we could just disappear sitting right here
Starting point is 01:56:55 maybe it's like lost they're on an island somewhere fighting me I don't think you're taking this seriously no one's thinking this seriously like it's so scary no one is talking about it you guys like yeah that's crazy I knew about it so people are talking about it that's crazy no one cares like what
Starting point is 01:57:11 the plans are disappearing and everyone's like okay do you know what I mean they're worried about CardiP you're calling everyone a fat fuck That is, what is that called? Distraction 101 or government. Yeah, they're trying to like, do you say that's our op? That's our op is a disappearing plane.
Starting point is 01:57:33 The government. It's our off. It's style. Wait, what is it? I'm so confused. What did you say? What did you say? I'm going to pass out.
Starting point is 01:57:49 I missed it. When the government does something, it's called a sci-op. They do something to distract people. It's called sci-up. Why do they call it that? I love that. That's where Gen Z got up. I love up.
Starting point is 01:58:04 I'd love saying it. I guess it's a psychological operation or something. It's a psychological thing. Oh, a sci-op is crazy. But do you know what I'm talking about? Like, people say, oh, that's our op. I think the Oban said it. I think that's like a thing people say.
Starting point is 01:58:17 It isn't. That's funny. I wonder if they got it from that. I've never heard anyone use opt before and I want to start saying that now. Oh, my God. Well. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:58:29 We're figuring it all out. Except a missing airplay. That's great. Where's Shane? What's that? Look. And we'll find that tomorrow that he did make a video. No, he probably didn't.
Starting point is 01:58:40 He's doing Chuckie Cheese Pizza. I saw one where he's like, is Gerard Way of Empire? How about a missing flight? Let's do that conspiracy theory, Shane. Like, why are we not talking about this? why would he never talk about this it's like the most random he talks about
Starting point is 01:58:51 Avril Levine died it's like I'm okay I would love to see if he did a conspiracy on it I've been to conspiracies let's start a podcast where what's my conspiracy podcast it has to have something with T
Starting point is 01:59:03 conspiracy like what is it oh my God we should do one conspiracy podcast Trish Spircy okay is everything with my name
Starting point is 01:59:14 conspiratrish I like you There's trespiracy. That's good. It's everything with my name on it. Oh, my God. I didn't expect you to be so passionate about... I don't expect you to be so calm.
Starting point is 01:59:27 Like, you literally just Google, like, nothing. You're like, anyways, Jonas Brothers. Like, next hot topic. I think you're going to be more shuck and it is not. That's 11 years ago. I mean, wait until she actually sees the footage of the, like, how they're... I don't even want to see it. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:59:43 When you just told me about the orbs, I mean, that's crazy. Could you imagine we just are disappeared right now? We're just here. Gone. Jimmy tries to find the footage I don't know there was orbs surrounding them and they were gone
Starting point is 01:59:51 like that's crazy and then people just move on I think that's insane it's actually insane because what can they do they can't find you they can't find you this is a sigh up
Starting point is 02:00:06 everyone's just distracted by something else I was like what anyways I'll go to Malaysia but maybe not on Malaysian Airlines sounds not good Oh, my God. What are your thoughts on Amelia Earhart?
Starting point is 02:00:21 Where did she go? Oh. Did she disappear? What? No. The one who, is she, first woman to fly in a plane or something? She disappeared in a plane? Oh, well.
Starting point is 02:00:35 Don't let women fly planes. I'm just kidding. Um, she disappeared for real? Are you sure? Isn't it? That's crazy. And what's that? What's the, let's the tea?
Starting point is 02:00:46 I just don't understand even back then, like, what do you mean? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wow, that's great. We shouldn't just let these cases go. Like, that's crazy. That's wild.
Starting point is 02:01:01 Like, what do you mean? Oh, my God. Okay. Was there a movie on her life or something? How do you know this? Everyone knows Amelia Earhart. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 02:01:10 She's missing. Well, she's probably not. Well, I don't know how to go from that. But, you know, planes are scary. Oh, my God. Planes are scary, though. Disappearing and just things happening. That's why we are driving down to Brazil.
Starting point is 02:01:32 And then the ferry, and then, yeah. Yeah, I'll take a ferry. Me and Abel on our. I like to open for him too. He's on tour now, too. Everyone's on tour. Yeah, he's almost done, I think. He's almost done.
Starting point is 02:01:42 I think so. Because he was on the heirs. When Taylor was introducing he was doing, like a two-year tour tour. And he's still touring. He's still touring, yeah. The same show? I think so, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:53 Work. I love that. I know, because Mikeham goes to South America, then they go to Southeast Asia, then they go to the UK, and they're just doing the same show. I was like, God, I should have just kept doing Ears of Trish
Starting point is 02:02:02 for like five more years. Because you don't have to learn a new show. You're just doing the same thing over and over. Because I was thinking about that, Patricia, I'm like, oh, I do two. I'm like, I could come up with a whole new show for two shows. Might as well do 20. Because once you have that show,
Starting point is 02:02:15 damn all right well I don't know sad I don't know I don't either cut transition Jimmy censors all of it he's like how to censor all of this too real yeah Jimmy becomes our op I love that term I love people say it I love you mixing up sigh off I thought he said the government's our op and I was like you ain't with that because Gen Z would say that too right Like, the governments are off.
Starting point is 02:02:48 Oh, my God. That took me out. Anyway, I'm glad you watch Jeff FM. I, yes. I never miss an episode. I don't believe you. I never miss an episode of Jeff FM. I just love men talking.
Starting point is 02:03:07 Men talking. But give a microphones to every straight man. Jeff is like, like, yes. He's almost like a parody. of himself. He's like a parody of a straight man. Oh, my God. But I think he's real.
Starting point is 02:03:19 I don't know. He's a sciop. He is a sciop in and off. He is all of it. Um, yes. Jeff FM had. Toddy Smith. I was shook.
Starting point is 02:03:30 I was shook too. I wasn't expecting that. I mean, that's, that's crazy. Yeah, that's like me having like, I don't know, Gabby hand on or something. That would make more sense to me. Right. Not as, yeah. Because you've also talked well about her for two years.
Starting point is 02:03:43 So. Right, right, right. Yeah. Just having a following. out with someone. I don't know. There's a lot of people that could shock people if they were here. I guess Shane would kind of be the... Well, let's not trigger anybody in the audience. Not Shane. Right. Right.
Starting point is 02:03:55 Yeah. We were ops at one point, I suppose. So that would be crazy. Yeah, but you know, not too crazy because what is Todd doing, honestly? He's probably like, I'll go on here. Like, I have nothing else. Because my theory, okay, well, you can set it up. And I have a theory on why. Because like... I don't really have much to set up to be on. I put... I was impressed that you watch it because I'm like,
Starting point is 02:04:14 I'm like, damn, I'm going to have to put myself through. this to like you know slow it's low I'm like okay well I watched clips let's be real I watched the whole hour wow it gave me a headache I watched it this morning yes I would like to watch it I just didn't have time let me tell you and this is no offense
Starting point is 02:04:30 it's just not for me this is not meant as shade towards Jeffrey Wittick but I was like damn this is slow they talk slow but also just the way that they talk it's like the transitions are nuts It's like, so who's better in bed?
Starting point is 02:04:48 Corinna or Natalie? And what do you think about Trump? And it was like, I was like, wait, why? I was like, the conversation. And then it's like, have you seen that new Netflix show? And then like, yeah, what about when I got hit by that crane? It was like nuts. Like it was like a roller coaster.
Starting point is 02:05:03 Yeah. And they was talking about like, yeah, like who's who's better? I'm like, this is kind of crazy. What? I should watch this whole thing. And then they have people calling in on FaceTime. Is it just his friend, Cody? No, it was like a fan.
Starting point is 02:05:15 and it was like a but it was a bro fan and he was like yeah like I don't F with David bro like bro like Todd how could you do that to my bro Jett I'm like oh my there was a lot happening Wow you sell it well it makes me want to watch it I'm like wow there's a lot of happening in this episode Go off queen
Starting point is 02:05:31 These meth podcasts are scary It was a lot Okay did you like any of it But you do have to set up what he said That was so interesting Okay the most interesting thing Was he was kind of like anti-David Which I thought was interesting
Starting point is 02:05:45 I, because the last I heard, well, I just assumed he was still like writing high off the vlog squad and... Yeah, I wouldn't have thought that at all. To me, I'm like, oh, it makes sense he's back on Jeff FM because I'm sure like like, you can't last
Starting point is 02:05:59 with David. Like, there's just like no lasting friendship with that, you know? Unless you're clinging on to something, whether you want to be at his parties or you want to be like featured, now he's doing blogs again, like, like a Zane and Heath, or people who just think they like old loyalty to him, like some weird cults. You know what I mean? And I guess Todd would fit under that category. That's what I thought. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:06:14 But at some point, you got to spit out the Kool-Aid and just, like, leave, you know, because he's probably like 40. And he's probably like, you know, we must, too, me and Jeff, right? Aren't we all the same age? Todd is definitely older than everybody, okay? Like, or my age, not even old, just older. He's 34. Same thing. And I just feel like, at a certain age, you just wake up, right?
Starting point is 02:06:37 You just are, you know, you can't, there's nothing benefiting him anymore staying there. Obviously, his, like, ending with Natalie was bad. and so... Yeah, especially if your ex is like the right hand of the dictator. And he was saying what I've said about how uncomfortable I would feel. He's like, when he was dating Natalie, David would make jokes about her and, like, Ilya, having sex and stuff like that while she was dating Todd. So I'd be pissed, too. I'd be like, what the...
Starting point is 02:07:02 Like, that's what I was doing when I was dating somebody. He was just like trying to get him to hook up with other people. And it's like, you're kind of like, in the moment, I guess you're like, I guess this is fine because we're all like profiting. We're all like getting views or whatever. But then afterwards you're kind of like, you're a psychopath. And I think you just, like, wake up for a minute. Like, in the moment, you're like, I guess this is what we have to do, like, make money. And then, you know, it's kind of like being a hooker, I guess.
Starting point is 02:07:22 It's kind of like, you just kind of, like, deal with the, like, the shit that gets thrown at you. You just deal with everything. That's, like, not okay. And then you're kind of like, damn, that wasn't okay. Yeah. So maybe you just woke up. It sounds like David has issue with people in relationships in close proximity. Like.
Starting point is 02:07:35 Ah, that's a good observation. Yeah. You know, he likes them single and available to whatever he wants them to be. That, he's also just single and miserable. So, and he says it. I've, like, listened to his podcast before. He's just, like, he can't get a girlfriend or whatever he's into it. Whatever he's looking for.
Starting point is 02:07:51 Whatever he's looking for. He says girlfriend on podcast, we're going to go with it. You know what I mean? So I just think, I think he's, yeah, I think he's just a miserable ass bitch. And I think he wants everyone else to be around him. And that's why he tries to, like, break them up and do weird shit because you're a freak. You know, but Todd, I love it. To me, Todd wasn't op of mine for a long time.
Starting point is 02:08:13 And I respect it. I respect this. I love, you know, when people come to, it's like at least, and when they start spilling the tea, right, he was talking about how, like, they were more concerned about Seth exposing them.
Starting point is 02:08:22 Yes. Then Jeff literally, because Jeff's eye injury happened, IRL, when we were talking about Seth, you know? And he's like, so he's now exposing everything, like, yeah, they were more concerned about that while you were, like, dying.
Starting point is 02:08:35 Yeah. In the hospital. Yeah. And they were, they would like make food and they wouldn't give poor Jeff and eat in short. Yeah, he's like. My mouth, my jaw was wired shut.
Starting point is 02:08:44 As they're making pancakes and bacon. And no, they're awful people. And I think the more people that come out of it, whether you were sh-you-a-part of it or whatever, I think it's like ultimately a good thing because then it's like, okay, if everyone had the same experiences, maybe not everyone's crazy,
Starting point is 02:08:59 maybe I'm not crazy, maybe Jeff's not crazy, maybe Todd's not crazy, maybe this is actually just a piece of ruining people's lives, you know what I mean? So I respected it. Because I didn't see the collar, but I saw some comments like, well, but you were with David all this time.
Starting point is 02:09:11 It's like, well, Yeah, and Jeff responded to the caller for Todd and was like, look, like, I don't, I don't judge Todd for where he stood, like, in his position. Like, if you were in that position, he'd probably be like, well, damn, I'm going to have to stay here too because it's his girlfriend, blah, blah, blah. So, yeah, Jeff kind of did a good explanation of it. Yeah, he's like, good job sending hate to him in the past, but you can stop seeing the hate to him now. We love that. He said he's going to reach out to Scotty to do the podcast next. Scott whenever.
Starting point is 02:09:39 You think? Scott would be the ultimate flip because. I do remember him. He was the only one to defend David. He was hardcore, yeah. Like, David's a nice guy. Like, that would be crazy and he would never. Because also, you know, he is like, what is, like, a nice term of, like, Scott is a little, like,
Starting point is 02:09:57 I don't want to say, like, cowardly or, you know what I mean, but it's, like, a nicer term of that where you're just a little, like, scared. I don't know what the word is. Like. Wimp? Yeah, that's a nice one. That's a better way of saying it. A little wimpy, yeah, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:10:07 At the end of the day, he's just a little, he, like, wants to talk big, but then also the day you're just kind of like a wimp like you can't like stand up for what is right but again they're all getting older now so maybe they're like you know waking up maturing i guess jess said he moved back to his hometown or something like that back to new york yeah hmm mm-hmm okay that where he's brought i didn't know that well that's not that bad he acted like oh he moved back home to like kansas or something i don't know okay well he moved to i think so because his barber shops in new york and he says when he's not there his parents no scott he says scott yeah i thought he said uh because he said something Well, Scott's just from Orange County.
Starting point is 02:10:41 Oh. Because he said something. He's like, Scott had to move back home. And I was like, oh, where'd he go? Scott's from Orange County. Okay. That makes sense. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:10:50 Okay. Well, yeah. The hour driveway. Okay. The way he said it was like, what a loser. I had to move back home. You have to move down south again. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:10:59 That's crazy. It'd be cool. Scott was on there, but like he would never. I don't know. I think of Todd did it. I feel like they're a little pair, no? Maybe they're not getting invited to the parties anymore. I'm like we're on the outside.
Starting point is 02:11:10 It's time. Honestly, T, yeah. But it's weird. Like, they're still friends with Zane and, I don't know. The boys are so wishy-washy. Are they friends? How do you know?
Starting point is 02:11:18 Because he was talking, he was talking nice about Zane and Heath still. So he, the only person he said about, like, talking negatively about really was David. Yeah. David is the worst. Like, like, when I think about everyone else, like, they're all kind of bad because you participate, like, whatever. But David is the one that's literally playing all the strings.
Starting point is 02:11:35 Yeah. But then, well, Jeff and Toddy are still good with the old. one too so I don't know it's really just David right that's what I'm saying he like pulls everyone's strength and you're either a desperate or a loser if you stay hanging on to him because there's nothing else going for you so and I don't blame that honestly if you've got nothing go on right like if you're I guess being friends with David is better than like panhandling on the streets or something you know what I mean like if that's your answer like maybe I don't know are you just assisting like an awful
Starting point is 02:12:06 person maybe he's better now who knows I don't know I don't watch his vlog but Moses, have you watched the vlog lately? Give us a recap on a new one? I think. I think there was a new one. I'll watch it for Wednesday. Okay. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:12:21 I could be wrong, but someone told me he's like making blogs regularly. I have no clue. They don't even pop up for me anymore. Me too. Just at peace with that. Yeah, but I would love a recap. So maybe baby watch it. You know, when you do it, like have someone else watch.
Starting point is 02:12:33 It's like voicemail. A voice notes. Whenever sounds like your voice notes, and Moses always hears it for me because I was thinking they're going to tell me something bad. I'm like, you listen to this. I remember Colleen. That summer, she was leaving.
Starting point is 02:12:40 me so many voice notes and it was giving me so much anxiety and I would literally hand it to Moses and I'd lock myself in the bathroom so I couldn't even hear it I was like okay listen and I'm going to go like lock myself in this bathroom so I can't even hear because it's giving me so much anxiety and then he would summarize it but then I had to stop doing that because you summarize them too nicely I'm kind of like chat chippy Tee trying to summarize what was in the thing I was like it wasn't it was this and I'm like that sounds horrible like are you sure yeah also with the Gabby Hannah podcast I had you listen to it you're like it's fine and then it like wasn't I don't listen to it I was like what do you
Starting point is 02:13:10 mean you were supposed to be the one to help me edit no she didn't give you an option to edit that yeah you listened to it she did not give you an option to edit that one I think she did babe yes because I remember saying in my video I was there with you I was there with you when you but after after no I swear she gave it to us and she if you want anything edited out and I think I had you listen to it well either way when we um because we were both there but either way I think the way that we saw it and the way that people like she perceived what happened because we knew the truth of what actually happened but the way that she perceived it we thought came across that you were the way you really you know like you were not friends
Starting point is 02:13:50 you never said some of those things you never yeah yeah we thought that came across i don't know i think it's just some people that look for things to hate on you they're just like oh you see she found one tweet where you said oh i wish we took a picture together something oh yeah like there was nothing there was nothing there i did that's right that's right They're like, no, and they say, no, you said in this DM, like, we should take in a picture together. I said to everyone. I see, but, oh, my God, that's right. You're right.
Starting point is 02:14:18 Yeah, it wasn't insane. Her gotcha moments on me is like, oh, girl, I don't remember anything I'd say, so you're probably right. But definitely not the Thanksgiving. That's what I knew. I was like, you invited me Thanksgiving. Like, first of all, we don't have Thanksgiving's in our family, period. There's no thing. At Buka de Peppa with my Uncle Joe?
Starting point is 02:14:33 I don't think so. There's only two people at my Thanksgiving. So that's what I knew. That's what I was like, no, no. Anyways, does not matter. I don't know a hot topic. Gabby, I hope you're well.
Starting point is 02:14:44 Truly. My God, triggered all over again. Oh my God. That's so funny. How do we get Demi Lovato on this podcast? I would love her on.
Starting point is 02:14:53 I know. Publicist? Yeah, her publicist used to be, I think maybe Brettman Rock's publicist. Like a while ago.
Starting point is 02:15:05 Like in 2019, I think he worked with Brettman Rock. Because I follow him on Instagram because I follow him on Instagram, because I worked with him to book influencers back in the day. Maybe he even did Joe. I think maybe he did Escape the Night. Like he worked with YouTube for Escape the Night.
Starting point is 02:15:18 And it was Joey, Colleen, and Brettman. Anyway, he has done to the bottom. All that to say. Contact him. Okay. I'll DM you, his profile. Yeah, I will. I'll hit him up.
Starting point is 02:15:32 I'll DM her. Yeah, why not? Go for it. Hey, girl. Love her. What was her name in Camp Rock? Oh, oh, shit. Can I remember it?
Starting point is 02:15:40 It was, oh, my God. I remember it was like a gender neutral name. Oh. Mitchie. Mitchie. Yes. What a name. That's cool.
Starting point is 02:15:48 I love it. I love camp rock, actually. I don't know if I love the second one, but I did love the first one. And the sequels are never as good. Unless it's high school musical, too, then the school is better. High school was the tea. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:15:59 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I want to go back up to there and do another video. Um, anyway, so sending our love to Jeffrey and his bedroom. Oh, my God. I'm sorry that you can never collab with him now. that he moved. Oh, he's back in New York.
Starting point is 02:16:12 He said he's moving to New York. And he says, by the time you see this, I'm going to be in Italy at Logan Paul's wedding and then I'm moving to New York. Oh, Logan Paul's getting married. Do we know this? I don't know, but Jeff broke the new in Italy. That's so funny. I feel like no one knew he was getting married.
Starting point is 02:16:23 Or does no one care? I don't know. It's like a Jeff, right. Jeff Bezos wedding is an Italy. You copied my wedding. Why is I'm going to marry Italy? Love it, but also why? I don't know.
Starting point is 02:16:33 Cheaper? There's no way. More expensive. I guess it just sounds romantic. Or maybe people like, I don't know. The pasta? I don't know. Yeah, you don't get fat on the pasta.
Starting point is 02:16:42 Yeah. That must be it. I love that Jeff's going at Logan's wedding. I know. I know. I guess. Is it that hard to get it? Is Tanna going?
Starting point is 02:16:52 You know what? She didn't mention it. I don't think so. She's in her non-influencer era. I feel like she made a joke about going to the wedding when she was on impulsive. Oh, really? I think so. I think because I forget the context.
Starting point is 02:17:06 I know she was talking like she was kind of roasting like my, like my, in Logan a bit and then they were like well you're not going to be invited to the wedding she's like no I'm going to be there oh she's probably not yeah yeah I think she um she announced today on not love line that she has a place now in Maui so I think she's going to Maui for a little while whoa I think she's having a part-time residency there wow that's big I know so who knows what the future of not love line will be hello it also gets canceled or off the air whatever it is just have to go there to film it yeah I'm down I'm down I know I just we're talking about today Oh, one of my nine people was going somewhere for a wedding this weekend.
Starting point is 02:17:41 And I was like, oh, I would love to go to weddings. Like, we never get invited. It's like, we don't know anyone getting married. We don't have many friends. And then, like, Tana's like, oh, yes, she might be the next. You were, actually, you could probably go to Maui, too. Oh, we were talking about banana bread. And I would talk about how the banana bread was so good.
Starting point is 02:17:52 She was, yes, they have the best banana bread. She goes, I'll bring you some back and going to Maui. And I was like, oh, my God, absolutely because Oscar brought me some good for me. I'll take all the banana bread. I love Maui. I love Maui, yeah. Is that you think you get married there? I don't know I don't know I feel like it's hard to fly it's such a long flight like six hours for like all the old people in my family
Starting point is 02:18:14 Maui Maui six hours well coming back going there who cares going there with the wins it's five and then coming back a six I always think it's like a short trip you know Maui no I love it Maui I love banana bread too My mom's coming over to make banana bread muffins today And I cannot wait Is she doing like the healthy version though? Never My mom? Does it look like she made healthy versions of anything?
Starting point is 02:18:39 Well on her TikTok she said I'm making this but I don't know if Trish and the girls are going to like it Wait, Briggy News, what? The one Jimmy sent us Oh, I don't watch the whole, you watched it all the way to the end And at the end she's like anyway, I'm going to go make banana bread because Trish has been wanting it but I'm making it like this And I don't know if they'll like it.
Starting point is 02:18:56 Making it like what specifically? I forget what she's... I think it's more. that she's making it like muffins and that below. Yeah, like, what healthy? I forget the way she wore it. It made it, she sounded like, it was, it sounded like it was going to be like a
Starting point is 02:19:09 healthier version of it or something from the way she was talking about. I thought maybe it was going to hurt, like, protein. Like, I don't know. Because that always, yeah, usually, it's the protein in hands product. We got to check those banks that she brought over. Make sure there's no protein in there. She does love protein.
Starting point is 02:19:24 She does. Even in that TikTok, she gets mentioning her protein. I love that you love that. protein muffet. I better not be no protein muffins. I need the sugar. I need the bananas. Moses looked up a banana bread recipe for me.
Starting point is 02:19:38 Ashley and Atana are making banana bread. Everyone's making banana bread. I put out a signal on everybody. I was like, why is it this particular one? Everybody is excited. I put out so many things I want. And this one, everyone was like, I can make banana bread. I was like, wow, okay.
Starting point is 02:19:49 I'll still take it. I'll eat it every single day. And then a great fruit at night. Thoughts on Joja Ceewall's Raspi. song referencing her memes and referencing her past eras she kind of ate with it actually oh you like it um i'm gonna say i like it but i think it's funny what is it what is it about basically it's kind of like a clapback track um where she pokes fun at herself she said um people had a lot to say about buddy davis eyes so i starting writing
Starting point is 02:20:29 right away this new song coming soon can you guess what's it what it's going to be called that's how she announced it and the song um references the she has it has the abby lee miller meme jojo have you learned nothing it has that in there um she has a reference to her olivia rodrigo cover of traitor you're still a traitor when she her face turns all red that was a good one um references karma references all her memes basically um um It's very Trishian. Oh, you think I would like it? It continues my, yeah.
Starting point is 02:21:03 It also, the beat is kind of like K-pop. It's like rapy kind of. Okay. It kind of gives me like black pink vines. Wow. What a review. Like, like, I mean, the fact that you put that in the same sentence. Yeah, let me re-chalk.
Starting point is 02:21:17 Wow. Light, black pink influences. Oh my God. Jojo. Okay. I won't listen. No, I'm just kidding. I, you know, I'm not the target demographic for Jojo.
Starting point is 02:21:28 I don't think anymore. the consumer content. I don't know if anyone is a tar. Like I feel like karma like in that era was a genuine attempt at artistry. And honestly, I still have karma on my head some days, you know. Do you? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 02:21:47 They never take it in my head. I'm rooting for her to be the star that she is. But I just don't know. Like, trolling is for untalented people like myself that need attention. and they can't get it because they're talented. But she's talented. She's a good dancer. I think she's a good singer.
Starting point is 02:22:02 I thought she was a great actress. Honestly, that Rapunzel self-day, but I really did like, Tangled, it was. I liked it. I thought it was really good. So I like love her, and I think she could be a star. I just think the trolling is beneath her
Starting point is 02:22:12 because, again, as a former troll, I'm someone who had zero talent. I'm just trying to make some money. She has talent, and I wish she would use it. I don't even know if this is, like I don't think this is a genuine attempt that being an artist, but I don't even know if it's trolling either.
Starting point is 02:22:25 Like, the lyrics are eyes like Betty Davis, hear my voice and you know what my name is wise beyond my age that's what happens when you're little and you're put on the stage but quit crying because you're famous now can't change this she's shameless shameless shady but a lady That's a troll
Starting point is 02:22:43 There's nothing real about yeah yeah yeah yeah It just happens when I'm happy I get raspy I get raspy But like when she's talking about her childhood thing I feel like bad's her genuinely talking about like you know so I guess I don't know No, you can't have genuine trauma in there.
Starting point is 02:23:00 I mean, like, I do definitely think, like, my trolling videos have a little realness in there, you know? There's some hurt. There's some sadness. There's some confusion in there. But if you mix it with trolling, that way people can't, like, critique you for you. Like a, yeah, it is like a defense mechanism kind of. Yeah, I guess you're right. In the lyrics, there was something more about happy, like.
Starting point is 02:23:18 Sometimes I don't want me. Say what you want. Go ahead. Try to insult me. I'm sulking. I'm sulking. I'm sulking. All press is good press.
Starting point is 02:23:24 Hey, Jojo, you're a mess. Okay, capture my feelings. If you yell at me. I'm going to cry, boo-hoo. Another headline for the late-night news. Who's my dream guest on my podcast? My exes confessed to construction vests. And I can't say my ours, but I can buy a Rose Royce.
Starting point is 02:23:38 Was on the mass singer, but I couldn't make the voice. You act like I can't hear the noise, but I can. My happiness is a choice. That's right. Carmen never came. Yeah, she's still a traitor. Look back and laugh, not with anger. Don't want the songs, but I'll keep them coming.
Starting point is 02:23:52 She stole that. My happiness is a choice from me. I think that is, yes. that is on buses original actually you didn't know that yeah there was a time where I used to make stickers oh wow he was prepared no because when I heard it
Starting point is 02:24:07 that was immediately like wait because I used to make stickers this is many years ago like almost 20 years ago and they used to make the stickers and send them to people and all around the world and it was a thing and then I hear that
Starting point is 02:24:22 you should check your like your books to see if a Joel Joni Sebaugh has ever placed in order. And if that's the case. I do fear this might be a general statement people have made in the past. Happiness is a choice. But yeah. I mean.
Starting point is 02:24:39 Okay. But you marketed it. It's a good. I'm happy for her that she arrived to that place where you realize that you can be happy by choice. You know what, babe? If you do the sticker, you might be the only person to do a sticker 20 years ago. I'm not going to discredit you there. I'm with you.
Starting point is 02:24:56 Pretty good lyrics. I mean, she's... Okay. We love Jojo. And we love the sticker. I love that sticker. You should sell them again, honestly. I was giving them for free.
Starting point is 02:25:07 Wow. Oh, my Jesus over there. I love it. She's a passion project. Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. Why were you doing that?
Starting point is 02:25:18 Spreading the word. Well, who would you give them to? At that point, people were asking me for... This is the Facebook days. This is the Facebook days. Oh, Facebook people were asking you? People were just like... like asking, give me addresses, that would send it to them.
Starting point is 02:25:30 Thank God I came to his life. Because he was doing this too on Instagram. It was like giving personal information to people. I was like, I mean, even out a couple years ago, I'm like, you can't just like talk to like random people like this. Like, you can when you're not famous. Oh my God. There were so many conversations that he was having with people.
Starting point is 02:25:47 I said, do you know this person? Tell me about like his book. And also I was like, I don't, this is weird, but okay. But support. This is what you do This is what you do When you promote your work Your artwork, your books
Starting point is 02:26:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get you You have to network Yeah, that is true. It's true. Yep, yep, yep, yep, mm-hmm But then you have to stop. Yeah. You do.
Starting point is 02:26:14 When you marry a famous guest person, yeah, you have to stop. Like, that's a whole different word. It's like the level of crazies. Wow. I'm not calling people crazies. That's wild. there's a certain level of when somebody's famous
Starting point is 02:26:29 there's always the little fringe yeah that's true they do they do come out I love the with a little delulu I love that I saw Gerardway eating spaghetti
Starting point is 02:26:39 on stage I was like wow oh yeah you went off copying me okay cosplay did you do it on a Thursday night did you do it on a Thursday night well we only play Saturday nights
Starting point is 02:26:47 but it was that Saturday after our bolognese and he was like shoveling his mouth and it was spaghetti with meat sauce and I was like very specific very specific I did feel a little bit
Starting point is 02:26:55 like he was cosplay like me, but why was he doing that? I don't know, but also very delusional. But also my glam team's like, no, I think that was about you. And I was like, this is a problem, like delusional people, like, once you get fed, because most people are like, okay, Tresh, whatever, but once you get fed that delusion.
Starting point is 02:27:10 But I do think you're real for your stickers. I don't think you're delusional about that. I do think you're real for that. There used to be so many bumpers in LA. Your sticker? Yeah. If people send me pictures when they see them and all that. What?
Starting point is 02:27:22 It was fun. Maybe you should start that again, just start sending some people. people's stickers we should put them in our potchmarkers and see if you can find them do you still have them where are they um I have a few I just need to make more I made thousands of them but they were all they would go so fast like they would go so fast like totally stuck so people on Facebook I'm like I want that sticker people want anything for free if it's something free they're like I'll take that you know I would
Starting point is 02:27:52 love them if someone had it still someone like post They do. They do. Like, people send me still pictures. What? I have a friend that has it on his guitar and somebody else on his car. Yeah. They were vibed with it. Love it.
Starting point is 02:28:10 I'll send Jimmy some pictures. Send it to Jimmy. Jimmy eating this like five hours ago. What is this? I sent him the airplane. I'm just waiting to see what he's going to say. Oh, my gosh. He's like, this is what I need to tie.
Starting point is 02:28:22 The airplane from 11 years ago. I said, hot topic. It is a hot topic. Oh, my God. Find that plane. Actually, though. Well, love it. What a great hot topic.
Starting point is 02:28:35 Is that it? Lava Jojo one. You have anything else? No. The title, missing plane and... Missing plane. It should be David Dover responsible for missing plane. Okay.
Starting point is 02:28:55 Exposed by Was it Todd or was it Yeah that was Todd Good job It was Todd Oh my God Well the hot topics just keep getting Hot Topics just keep getting hotter
Starting point is 02:29:08 And I love it I have one but I'll keep it to Patreon I think Oh why Got to get that Salacious A Gypsy Rose Hot Topic Tana
Starting point is 02:29:20 Brooke Brianna And Gypsy Just for Hot Topics Oh, for this? Yeah, I don't know. No. Oh, Brianna chicken fry? Maybe not.
Starting point is 02:29:31 Maybe her for Patreon. Tannabrook. We always put them in the title deleting, deleting, deleting this podcast. Oh, wait. Good point. I forgot about that. Okay, the Hot Topics Queen. What about just deleted all just Trish?
Starting point is 02:29:45 Would you care? Would I care? I guess I don't want to go back and watch them. But I do see clips on 10. But the clips are already done. The clips exist. The clips exist. I feel like I stand by pretty much.
Starting point is 02:29:57 And then whenever we have retractions, I feel like we retracted. Oh, but, but, oh, I was thinking like, maybe you're like so proud that if I was like, I want everything to lead it, you'd be like, what the fuck? Oh, I see, I see. Or would you not care. I guess that would be sad. Mind you, Trish Talks is still on this channel. True, yeah.
Starting point is 02:30:17 I only delete just Trish. Just Trish is still living, but. What do you take on it? I know where I was. I want to get to the patronage? Just Trish. That's deleted from, like, Spotify. I was like, damn, they really hated me.
Starting point is 02:30:31 They're like, let's delete all these. I'm like, okay, random. What's my take? Go on, I guess. I get where Tana is coming from the starting anew and everything. But I don't know. I think I'm on Brooks. Team Brooke on this one, I think.
Starting point is 02:30:48 Yeah, because I guess who knows their deal is probably different. Like, as far as the ad revenue and stuff. And then, yeah, it does get confusing because of Tana. You have to keep posting to be monetized on that channel. So that's the big caveat, right? So she's, at some point, she's going to have to post vlogs to keep that channel monetized. But then I get Tana's point of like, well, then how the hell am I going to see? Like, oh, this vlog got this, but then this canceled got this, you know?
Starting point is 02:31:16 I mean, that's relatively easy. You could just look, it's, I mean, not easy as time consuming because then you have to, like, go through everything. But, um, also, we make no money. on ads and it's not even being like funny I mean we make we make some but as far as everything even not love line like that's like the lowest like it's nothing not nothing but it's like okay like half a mortgage payment
Starting point is 02:31:35 or something you know so it's like yeah I mean maybe they're making a lot I don't know is it about the ad says is that what was the thing I thought it was more just like that's the word one thing that she brought up at first it was more so like Tana was like oh I don't know if I stand by everything that I've said on canceled I think it's more that I can resonate with I get that too there's so many things on the internet just in general that I would love down.
Starting point is 02:31:57 And she is so different. I mean, we always say this, but even Tanna, like, two years ago is so different. Like, again, Tottie was talking, and Jeff were talking about, like, the incident between, like, Tanna and Todd on the red carpet or whatever. Oh, I can see that. What do you say?
Starting point is 02:32:13 Nothing really. He was, Todd said my POV is, I was trying to take a photo with Scotty or something, then Tana came in to, like, photo bomb the photo, and he, like, pushed her out of the photo. And then he's like, I was, completely sober and I don't think she was so but Todd pushed her I guess so I mean we really don't need to push people and then but then Jeff was like oh Tanna like I was like Jeff what he
Starting point is 02:32:36 he wants to is a little flipper yeah don't trust him too much never but um yeah anyway so all that to say she was she just is so different yeah because I think you yeah in that regard I think you should be able to and I feel like get Brooke for sure yeah like it would stuck like if you're really proud of something and someone takes it down it's like oh like you know um but if someone's like uncomfortable with something that they posted and that's like me like all my Shane videos are down you know what I mean like anything that was like ever uncomfortable with I like like like the I like the idea that I can just take it down rather than it's out there for it's like um like adult work too it's like it's like it's annoying
Starting point is 02:33:15 that if you make something it's out there forever and it's like well yes it's the internet but also it's like damn I would love to like and OF is good with that like they let's you would draw consent so like let's say I was selling a video and someone else was sending a video Like, if I would draw consent, that other person can't sell it either, which is great, you know, but it does, you know, with YouTube, it's kind of, yeah, it's kind of dicey, I suppose, but, um, yeah, anyways, I gave both sides too. I just didn't know. I thought it was a hot topic. I thought it was out everywhere. True. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's more, like, I think it's just more, like, maybe you would want it to be archived. So if you want to go back and watch it. Because let's say she just stops posting monetizations go. and that's that. So it's not like anyone getting paid anyway.
Starting point is 02:33:58 That gets off the table. They just sits there, right? But they could get all the episodes and re-upload on a dedicated channel just for that to be archived there. True. So anyone can watch it whenever they want. I think she said in them.
Starting point is 02:34:11 Right, no, I get that part. But as far as consideration to Brooke, she was like, okay, let's put it here. Whoever wants to go back and watch it, it's there. They can watch it. For public or just for them? For the public. But Tanner is the one out in the public.
Starting point is 02:34:23 I get that, but there's two people. here right like so that that would be that would be a certain like compromise because then tana can at least take it off of her channel and not because it's out there people already downloaded all of those videos that are not on my channel that i wish were out and it's like it sucks like it sucks like it sucks like like someone's like someone's uncomfortable with something like it does suck for that person but i just think like ultimately it's like it sucks it's out there like reality shows or anything it's just like i wish like some of that stuff was out there like the bank of hollyware i like show my boobs and i'm cry and i like say i want to like you know like all that stuff like that i just like wish it wasn't
Starting point is 02:34:53 out there period you know what i mean Well, but you had full control over your channel to take videos out I'm talking about like other people's channels that I've been on Like there's tons of videos that people don't take down Some people do like I'll take this video down and they don't But there's like other people's channels that like I don't have any control over And I've expressed like genuine concern Like can you please take it down I don't stand by this
Starting point is 02:35:10 And then they don't and it like sucks because it feels like you're not Like I just think if O African will allow you to withdraw consent From someone else's thing and that's like full on whatever Like you should be able to do that in everyday life So you're talking about you're talking about Tanner wanted to take. If Oscar's like I'm so uncomfortable with the just-trish content, take it down. But we're talking about the situation with
Starting point is 02:35:28 Tanner and Brooke specifically. I'm trying to put it in terms we'd understand. If Oscar's like, I'm so uncomfortable with just trash, I'm like, well, I, you know, we spent money on the set and we paid editors and stuff like that. But at the end of the day, if he's uncomfortable, I should just be like, yeah, it sucks. Like, I have to eat the cost of whatever. You know, I won't make money off of it, but like, I'm not going to
Starting point is 02:35:45 leave something up if Oscar's so uncomfortable with it. Or if I'm uncomfortable with it. Yes, I'm in control in this situation because it's my channel, but like, if he's like please take this down. I wouldn't be like, well, no,
Starting point is 02:35:55 we have sponsors on there and not have to pay the sponsors back. I'd be like, yeah, take it down. It sucks. I wonder if they could,
Starting point is 02:35:59 like, if there were a specific episodes. Because they do have some hits. Remember, when we watched like a compilation of just Trish, like moments and then, um, I got recommended after that a similar edit of like canceled moments.
Starting point is 02:36:13 I'm like, damn, there are some bangers in there. There are some bangers. So not, there are some moments that like, again, that we've mentioned like the Tanna and Matt Rife thing.
Starting point is 02:36:22 One of the funniest. moments ever in history there was another one where brooks talking about like her sure bank account got like overdrawn because she was sponsoring a girl in the philippines and that was they have some hits they have some hits yes i agree so i wonder if they could compromise that way with like but also like episodes right but the thing is it all still lives on spotify and all the other like it's still out there in every other platform and i think she was talking specifically about her youtube channel that it takes time to grow a channel and to have it monetized and all those things. I thought it was more she wanted to have her channel back and use it differently in the
Starting point is 02:36:58 future. So, but it's still out there in all the other platforms. We get to get down. My district is down everywhere. Yeah, it's tough one. I don't know. People, it was very divided. So that's how I was like, yeah, it is. I didn't really think about it that much. And then once you, now you got me thinking. I was like, hmm, I kind of go back and forth. I see both sides. genuinely. I do see both signs. It is tough. Yeah, because in this case, it's a project that grew organically. Yeah. Like, it's not like they set and started the project from
Starting point is 02:37:28 scratch together. It grew slowly, you know, Tena started the cancel podcast, and she had different people hosting with her. She brought Brooke in, they started hosting together, and it grew from there. So it just grew organically, and that's what happens with the first project. Now, Brooke will know
Starting point is 02:37:44 the next project, she will make sure to have control over the platform, the channels, the things, you know. So I started just Trish. I was like, you know what? Yeah, and it's just a learning curve. And that was her first project.
Starting point is 02:37:57 That was organically. So it's natural. It's a learning process when you get into the business. That is business. All right. Well. Let us know what you guys. I'm actually very curious.
Starting point is 02:38:11 I don't know. I really don't know. I don't either. Weird conversation I have on camera, but love. I love the transparency. No, not us. Like for them to be figuring this debate out. No, I know.
Starting point is 02:38:20 I'm like, okay, odd but work. I love it. Let's just know everything. So I'm plusing that $1,000 from you. I will invoice you tomorrow. Oh my God, this feels very real. I know. I was like, okay.
Starting point is 02:38:34 I love it too. I love. That's what I'm saying. That's what entertaining. You know, at the end of the day, it's kind of what entertaining. People want that. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:38:40 It is unfiltered. Pretty basically. It is pretty basically. It is pretty basically canceled. That would be the collab with the century. But all right, guys, head on over to our Patreon. And there are some hot topics I have for that one. Me too.
Starting point is 02:38:54 That people don't need on this one. They don't need the publicity. Yes. And tear those bitches apart. I'm ready. I'm ready too. I'm going to defend you forever. And I'm going to read.
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