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Woo! Hey guys! Welcome back to the Just Trish podcast.
And we are celebrating July.
July doesn't get enough credit.
I hate July, first of all.
But I'm determined it's going to be a good month.
And I'm just manifesting that at the beginning of the month.
But I hate July by nature.
I just feel like it's just a boring month.
It's a hot month.
Way too hot. I just feel like it's just a boring month. It's a hot month. Way too hot.
I don't know.
But I'm going to make this a good July because every July usually is awful.
But this is going to be a good July.
We have two hot topics this week.
So you know it's going to be banging, banging buns.
I wish they were delivering.
We also have two sponsors today.
Check those out.
I know you guys love the Adderys.
So I'm going to save it as a surprise.
And you can see the Adderys.
Oh my God, Trish.
Yes, sponsors.
Thank you.
We love our sponsors.
And shout out to a July baby, Oscar, who was born in July.
Cancer season.
Cancer season's upon us.
You and Tanner are both cancers.
That's crazy.
And Shane Dawson.
Oh.
And David Oberg.
No, he might be the other one.
He might be Leo.
Selena Gomez.
Lindsay Lohan.
Icons only. Yeah.
Is Ariana a Cancer?
She seems like she would be.
What a crazy name for an animal.
It's a crab, right? It is a crab, yeah.
Oh yeah, Ariana is a Cancer.
I knew it. I have a kinship with all the girlies.
Most of the girlies.
I was like, all of them?
Why is a Cancer? Why is a crab a Cancer?
That's a good question.
I have no idea.
I don't know either.
Or why is a Pisces a fish and why is a Taurus a bull?
Like, is this a different language?
Because, like, I never heard anyone call a fish a Pisces.
Because it's only in English.
Like, in Hebrew, the name is the thing, you know.
So we say a crab, you know.
Like, we don't say.
But is crab a cancer?
That's what I'm asking.
We use the word we use for crab.
For the astrology you're talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah, or like.
I don't know.
Or like there's the sign that is a bucket.
Oh, it's Greek.
So we call it bucket.
Oh, it's Greek.
Okay.
So it is a different language.
It must be a different language.
The word cancer comes from the Greek word carcinose, which means crab and ulcerous sore.
Cool.
Oh, so it's not even cancer.
It's conquerous or whatever you just said.
So it's not even, they're just sorting it up.
That's great.
So like Sagittarius is Greek?
I guess, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Slay Greek.
We love Greek mythology.
We were just talking about that on our Patreon this week.
Oh, yeah.
You're into Greek mythology, right?
A little bit, I think.
Wait, what did you say about it?
Why did we bring it up?
I swear you said it.
I forgot how we brought it up.
I remember...
Oh, Icarus.
We were talking about names.
Oh, yes, Icarus was close to the sun.
Yes.
And I knew that from Hamilton.
You knew that from what?
Greek.
Oh.
I know Greek mythology.
I'm trying not to smile today either
because, like,
my face,
I obviously chopper on cosplay
just because I haven't done
a good cosplay in a while
and I'm inspired by Chopperon lately.
Feminine Armanon.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
You're a Feminine Armanon.
I saw the Miss Piggy shirt that said that
and I was like, ooh,
and I kind of wanted to do a pig nose today
because she loves Miss Piggy.
I didn't know the lore.
First of all, I love Miss Piggy,
but then I saw her main picture.
It's like pinned
and she has a little piggy nose
and I'm like, why does she have a piggy nose?
And it was from Miss Piggy
and I was like, slay.
Even the Statue of Liberty,
Miss Piggy did it.
I don't know if it was a coincidence,
but I was like, anyways,
love Miss Piggy, love Chopperon. And I just haven't done a fun cosplay in a while, so I was like,ay even the statue of liberty miss piggy i don't know if it's a coincidence but i was like anyways love miss piggy love chaperone and i just haven't done a fun cosplay in a while
so i was like let me just dress up and surprising my daughter like i thought like you know like she
might think like oh my gosh who's this person but she was like very chill it's like mom mom i'm like
how does she just know everything why did we get on that i was gonna say something about great teeth
no you were saying oh my gosh so everyone lately has been telling me, oh, my God, your teeth look so white.
And then today I smiled.
They kind of almost look a little like gray, yellow.
Well, I think it's because you have the makeup against them.
Yeah.
That's what they were saying.
They're like the coloring of like the white makeup, the base, like kind of makes it so white and bright that this looks a little like, it looks like yellow.
It's crazy.
And everyone knows I have white teeth.
Right.
Yeah.
But nobody has that kind of white on their teeth.
I don't know.
Unless they're radioactive or something.
So now I'm self-conscious about it.
But anyways, it probably doesn't matter.
But I thought I looked so slay.
And then I was like, ooh, don't smile, girl.
But it's fine.
But I love it.
I also kind of feel a little bit like the Queen Charlotte from Bridgerton.
Oh, yeah.
You know, with the hair and accessories, and all stuff like that.
I do think her wig's a slay in season three.
We were watching season three.
It was my husband's idea.
He's like, do you want to watch season three?
I was like, absolutely.
So we're watching that now with the Lemonade.
We have our little.
Did you finish it?
You know I'm in my.
Oh, God.
How?
How?
But that's not a phase.
How many seasons are there?
There's six seasons of Young Sheldon.
And how many episodes a season?
Like 25.
So that's not a phase.
You can pause that.
That's a hobby.
That's a project.
Bridgerton is only eight episodes.
Like you're already done with a few.
The only thing I pause for, I'm watching House of the Dragon because my boyfriend really
is into it.
I was into season one of House of the Dragon, but now I'm kind of over prequels, I think.
Like everything's a prequel and it's like we know what's going to happen because we've
seen the regular cool.
Like, we know what happens.
You don't like to know what happens.
I like the preface.
Like, the Queen Charlotte, I like to see her before Bridgerton.
But I guess that's different, because, you know, things are good.
Like, in Game of Thrones, you know it doesn't end the way that you want, so.
Oh, but that's kind of fun, though.
You get to see the characters again, like, alive and well, and they're younger, right?
Is that what it is?
No, it's not.
It's like Daenerys is like ancestors
and you know how it ends you know like you know nothing works out for the queenies like you know
I see they show you like a sleigh like you know platinum blonde woman that you're rooting for
right and you know it doesn't work out for them so it's like damn what am I doing this so I think
Game of Thrones is like overrated it's all about British which is so funny because you had such
a hardcore Game of Thrones
era.
The cosplays were good.
The cosplays were good.
I know.
It really was because
this guy I liked at the time
was really into Game of Thrones
and dragons.
And so I had like dragons
all over my house.
I was like really into it.
But if I'm being real
I only watched like
the first season
and I only got through
that because of Jason Mou
once he was like unalive.
I was like
he kind of came back
a little bit in the second season.
And then I kind of lost interest. I would watch a little bit with him
here and there but that like wedding when everyone
like died I was like this is awful.
So I think it was a fraud. I think I was a poser
for that one. I don't think it was a real
I think it was a pick me in that era
where I was just very like yeah I love Game of Thrones.
You know but honestly boring
like you know I don't know. Bridgerton
though that's my jam and you gotta watch it. We also have to watch, you have to put a pause on Young Sheldon so you can, but honestly boring. Like, you know, I don't know. Bridgerton, though. That's my jam.
And you gotta watch it.
We also have to watch, you have to put a pause on Young Sheldon so you can watch Dear Evan
Hansen.
We should do that for Wednesday.
Oh, yes.
And we'll watch, what did I say?
Watch a season of Young Sheldon.
How many?
Oh, maybe like half.
Like 20 episodes are a lot.
Dear Evan Hansen's an hour and a half, so I can watch three episodes of Young Sheldon.
Four, I guess, for good measure.
We should do that for our Wednesday because we have hot topics and we don't know if we're
gonna have hot topics by then.
Okay, T, I guess I can try. I can do a Dear our Wednesday because we have hot topics and we don't know if we're going to have hot topics by then. Okay, T, I guess
I can try.
I can do a Dear Evan Hansen.
It's not long.
It's a movie.
Your boyfriend's off school
for summer.
He doesn't like musicals
and he hates Ben Platt.
So I don't know
how that's going to work out.
How does he even know
to hate him?
I didn't know he existed
before she told me.
Yeah, that's a good point.
How does he hate him?
I think you've seen the Twitter memes
of Ben Platt. What are the Twitter memes?
Well, people just make fun of him.
Sorry, Ben Platt. People just make fun
of him for how him and his boyfriend dress alike.
They say that they look like two marionette
puppets whenever they're on a red carpet together. Wait, why
puppets? First of all, I love a couple who
dress alike. I think that's so... I bet you
and your boyfriend share clothes at some point.
Well, my boyfriend's too small, so I can never wear his clothes but you wear his hat
i do wear his hat yes he does he brought my jackets for sure whenever he wants like the
oversized look which i'm like i don't know how to feel about that but i'm like okay
i just saw peter bond said he gave his friend um all his clothes because he lost too much weight
and i was like okay that's like a little bit yeah he's like so i gave her. I was like, I don't know if I want people to say that. Like
a tool or he did say she likes them oversized. He tried, he tried to save and be like, she likes
things oversized. I was like, I mean, respect that. But, um, uh, I don't, yeah. Wait, what's
the puppet part is cause they're so skinny. Um, I had something about like their demeanor,
I think like, and then they wear like they're skinny, but they wear like, you know, it's like the
baggier kind of suits are like in fashion.
So, and they have like the beard and like the hair.
They do look similar, but that's so funny.
So Twitter hates on them for that.
And then your boyfriend just doesn't like him based on the Twitter memes?
I think so.
Oh my God.
Yeah, my boyfriend's a little critical.
The gay community can be a little critical sometimes.
Not all the time, but you know.
Most of the time, yeah.
A lot of the time. That's wild. He of the time, yeah. A lot of the time.
That's wild.
He's like, I just don't like that they match.
But that's like girls on girls too.
You know, girls will be hating on girls for no reason.
Yeah.
So I get that.
I love Ben Platt for one, so don't listen to any of that.
I totally support you.
And you hate musicals too.
Oh gosh, but it's, you know, well.
I could get into it.
I could get into it. I could get into it.
You might not like it.
Because it did get, it was hated.
I loved it.
But it was hated among Dear Evan Hansen fans too.
Yes.
I think.
Yeah.
Because I remember, oh my God, I forget who it was.
I know her name's Amanda.
She was like, she like watches movies and comments on them.
And she watched Dear Evan Hansen, the Ben Platt version, like the movie version.
Yeah.
And just seeing Ben Platt in the high school setting was a little shocking.
People did not like that.
Yeah.
But it's like everyone does that.
Like everyone in Greece was older.
Everyone in High School Musical was older.
I think too that was like at the beginning of maybe like the Nepo Baby discourse.
Yeah.
So I think the timing for Ben Platt was also like a little unfortunate because he is a
Nepo Baby.
But so talented.
Yeah.
Like actually talented. He is very talented.
I love him in Pitch Perfect. I thought he was
very charming in Pitch Perfect. He was really good in that.
Maybe it's like when people get really
skinny, people start hating on them. You know what I mean?
Oh God, we're screwed in a year.
I love that.
A year and a month. I'm going to be so
not after this weekend. I kind of
ever since our Patreon, I kind of just was like
I think I did so good and I felt so skinny last week. I'm like, I can kind of go back to eating. And kind of, ever since our Patreon, I kind of just was like, I think I did so good
and I felt so skinny last week.
I'm like,
I can kind of go back to eating
and I literally,
we had crumble.
By the way,
go to our Patreon.com
slash Jess Trish.
We had,
we had Wendy's first of all.
We muck banged too close to the sun.
We muck banged too close to the sun.
Icarus over here.
We did Wendy's,
had our Wendy's meal.
Then we had the Frosties.
Then we had a sugar cookie at Wendy's.
Then we went to Crumble,
got two boxes of Crumble cookie.
They weren't that great, spoiler alert, but you know, we still ate them for research purposes.
We had the espresso by Sabrina Carpenter for ice cream.
Oh, yes.
It was wild.
And then the night, I was just like, you know what?
It was a cheat day today.
I'm just going to have some Kraft mac and cheese for dinner.
Boom, done, done, done.
Then the next day, we had our friends over, and we made them, like, breakfast bagels.
I'm like, okay, this is relatively healthy.
But I'm like, what's our pizza night?
Saturday night's our pizza night, so I'm like, okay, this is relatively healthy. But I'm like, what's our pizza night? Saturday night's our pizza night.
So I was like, let's have some pizza. Yesterday was just wild. I started off with oatmeal and
then I literally just, I don't know. I just couldn't stop eating. I had a drumstick ice
cream cone. I had two bags of chips. I think three bagels, three bagels yesterday. That was wild.
I had chicken, rice. We ordered cake. I mean, it was wild. And I'm like, I'm feeling it today. I'm
like, okay, girl, like all that dieting I did for three weeks probably gained it back in three days.
But I'm going to still, I'm going to still, I'm going to get back on it today.
I'm going to get back on that grapefruit.
July's a new month.
July's a, yeah.
I see.
It's a fresh start for all of us.
It's a fresh start.
Yeah.
And Pride Month is over.
Pride Month is never over.
It lives on in my heart forever.
Yeah.
It's Pride all the time.
Every day is Pride.
That's why I wanted to keep it going with the Chapel Rowan cosplay.
I have another one Wednesday
So July should be Chapel Rowan month
Yeah very much
And then it's kind of like it pulls the Pride in a bit
Yeah Pride all year round
I don't you know
We just want to be queer all year round
We are
I know I was thinking about that too
I was like are there more months where I feel a little more queer than others
Maybe you know I feel like I don't know months where I feel a little more queer than others? Maybe. You know, I feel like,
I don't know.
Halloween.
Halloween is a good one.
Halloween.
Oh,
that's the best.
Watching Bridgerton
makes me like feel more queer
than ever.
You know what I mean?
Well,
you haven't gotten to that part yet.
I just spoiled it for you.
They really went full on with it
and I'm loving it.
I'm here for it.
Who's your favorite
Bridgerton brother?
Hmm.
I mean, I feel like I don't really remember the rest of them that much.
What?
None of them?
No.
I mean, because I watched season two so long ago and I've only seen like three episodes,
two episodes of season three.
Oh, okay.
So you can't get into the Colin lore.
No.
I think I could be down for Colin.
I've like, he got, he had like another glow up too because I didn't really think much of him
like season one or two but he looks good now.
No. We were saying that because we've been binge watching.
We binge watched season three then season one, season two and we're back to season three.
It's like actually insane.
He looks like a completely different person.
And I'm like okay he lost weight
but does that make you look completely
different? Like his face. Everything about him
looks so different. Well it's also you know the glam.
That's the storyline so they pushed it even further.
What, the glam?
To make him look even more.
Like his makeup, you mean, or what?
Yeah, whatever they do to make him look. There was just something.
You know, the hairstyle.
Everything about it.
Because they really pushed the idea of, like, the transformation.
He is.
I mean, he's my new fave in the moment.
Like, he is just so gorgeous.
I think it's just him as British.
I don't know if I would like him in anywhere else, but him as Bridget.
But, of course, I love Antony.
By the way, Luave, you're all out of your drink your milk shirts.
I've been trying to get it for me and my co-host's birthday, and I can't get it.
I'm so sad.
How did it sell out?
I was on the list.
I was on the notify me list, and that's like.
I think they just pulled a dress trash and, like, ordered very, very limited quantities.
They're like, I don't know how much it's going to sell, but they need to do wave two.
Or maybe they're just trying to like keep it super limited so it makes everyone want it more.
And then they do like another drop.
I don't know.
It could go either way.
I mean, it's working, so.
Right.
I know.
I feel like we should, not to be whatever, but I feel like we should because so many people were just like,
I was just getting home from work and I was like, oh man, I don't know.
Like, yeah. But I don't know.
I feel like we could do even better t-shirts.
Luave's shirt is $300.
Ours is $30, so.
Oh my God.
Luave, $300.
I mean, I bought the I Told You shirt,
but still like that's absolutely wild.
But also it goes to a good cause.
It's shameless fun.
Shameless fun.
I love, we need him on the show.
Jonathan Bailey, come on down.
I would love.
You see him at the gym, don't you?
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Jonathan Bailey?
Didn't you say you saw him at the gym?
I swear you said that, really?
I've never seen him in person ever.
Wait, why do I feel like we had this conversation?
Jonathan Bailey?
Yeah.
I saw Jerry O'Connell at the gym.
That's probably why I got confused.
He's also very good looking.
Wait, Jerry O'Connell's gay?
No, a J.
Oh, J.
I was like, oh my gosh, crazy.
I swear we had this conversation.
So I'm going to rewind the tapes of Hot Topics because I swear we had it.
And I was like, because you're like, I see him at the gym.
And I'm like, oh my god, what if he like flirted with you?
You're like, no, I couldn't do it because he's too good looking no my co-worker
interviewed him at the Bridgerton premiere and we that we then you said like what if he flirted
with you if you were interviewing him wait first of all okay what okay wait Bridgerton was in LA
in New York anyways I want to get this job for ET I want to be able to be that person that does this
Hayley Bailey's everywhere.
Hayley Bailey is interviewing everybody.
Oh, yeah.
What does she – oh, Quiet Place.
She did the Quiet Place day one premiere.
Is that the one with Joseph Quinn?
Yes.
The one where – was that ET that showed the clip where she was like –
I don't think it was –
Saying, Hayley, wake up.
And he's like, ugh.
Yeah.
All the life just drained from him.
He's like, ugh, Hayley, wake up.
Yeah. It's tough it's
interviews are tough in general obviously when like a tiktok chorus one is there they're supposed
to like get something quirky and like you know out of pocket but i feel like the studios don't
prepare the celebrities to do that enough you know what i mean like it's not haley bailey's
like was getting dragged through the mud
for that whole bit.
Oh, was she?
Yes.
Oh, I just saw like a little clip
and I was like,
that's so weird.
I didn't know.
I had no idea.
I don't want to drag her more then.
No, it's not even her fault.
It's like,
she's gotten invited over by the studio.
Like the studios want.
Oh, TikTokers.
Like the TikTokers.
Like, you know,
the studios want Harry Daniels
at the premiere.
You know what I mean?
Really?
What about us?
I really don't understand this.
No, no, no, no, no.
Harry's like at every premiere ever. I mean, Harry, totally understand. And totally understand and haley baby i get to wait so what's her microphone say when she's interviewing i don't know i thought she was doing
the tick like there for tiktok i think but i could be wrong but it like has the whole like narrative
of like what happened to journalism you know because like these interviews are so like unserious
and like just for like the viral moment of it all.
But it's, like, not their fault.
It's, like, the studios are the ones that are inviting them and, like, setting them up.
It's not like they're just showing up and, like, you know, everything is set up.
So you think they have the questions approved?
I think that's, like, their bit.
Like, oh, we'll invite you to do something, like, quirky for TikTok.
Like, you know, you had a brand that, like, reached out to you.
Like, oh, we love your taverns.
Oh, right.
You know what I mean?
So it's, like, do something at the tavern, you know? i mean so it's like do something with the tavern you know actually another big
brand reach out about the taverns a really big one and an athletic one and i was like
hmm i don't know the tie into this i never move in the tavern but like it's literally like i will
oh my god it'll be jobbiest but like it's literally something with running and i was
just like i how am i running it's like the anyways the tavern is that's gonna be the
hit i feel like what is is Trish Frankenstein doing?
Like, running through the woods.
With my nikes.
It's not nike, but.
Right, running through the woods.
You know, just to lose some weight, I guess.
Why else would you run through the woods?
I don't know.
It's too much.
We have to think of the whole story, Elaine.
Yeah, I was, is he dating Lupita or are they in the movie together?
They're just in the movie together.
Oh, okay. Starring together, yeah. And theupita or they are in the movie together they're just in the movie together starring together yeah and the cat yeah is in the movie the cat was actually a great
act there's two cats both i couldn't tell the difference well you oh you saw it i did see it
yeah um the cat was great like the cat was really serving i think it was the real cat the whole time
i don't think it was cgi but like very emotive like i don't know how the cat did it actually because like obviously the aliens are cgi obvi but spoiler alert i did not see that in
the trailer you probably i definitely didn't watch the aliens on the whole plot oh so but like
anytime a noise would happen like an alien would be walking like the cat would look at like directly
at it i don't know how they
did that yeah a talented cat it's very talented cat yeah maybe it should be like a oscar category
for like best animal performance or something because the dog did really well last year at the
did they win the dog no it was like the the dog was banned from the oscar yeah they tried to ban
the dog they showed him right but it was like a pre-filmed bit.
Because everyone was nervous it was going to steal the thunder.
They hate animals.
I know.
What the hell?
Who's not?
Who's?
We don't know nominations for next year yet.
No.
No, it's way too early, I think.
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We ate, but we got two videos out of it, so I think
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I gotta send you the Wendy's, but
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It was so good.
That Wendy's nuggets,
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but I still ate them.
I was like,
hopefully Moses' Jews are... It was wild.
Oh, I spilled a nugget,
the saucy nugget.
You spilled a nugget on you,
just for sure.
You spilled your 10-piece
spicy nuggets on the floor.
All of them.
Not one survived.
I saw some stains in the car,
all kind of greasy.
Did you?
I always see some greasy spots
on the steering wheel.
Oh my God, okay, damn. Just call us out for it. Yeah, and it all kind of greasy. Did you? I always see some greasy spots on there. Oh, my God. Okay. Stealing wheel.
Just call us out for it.
Yeah, and it's kind of wild.
I know.
I can make my car back this week, thank God.
So I was like, okay, not that that's not mine.
It's ours.
Everything's ours but the car that I like, that I fought so hard for, that I had to cry
over to get.
I got it and we finally get it back.
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slash just trish we also did um the mucking come up, will that be this week? Or what's,
oh,
yeah,
Espresso or something.
But last Saturday,
we posted,
you guys got a little sneak peek,
not a sneak peek,
you got 90 minutes of,
where we're only gonna talk about 20 minutes
here on the podcast,
of Brooke Schofield's
Who the F Did I Marry?
13 part series.
We did 90 minutes of reacting.
A 90 minute reaction.
And that was our last video we did
after all the sugar and the processed food.
Then we did that.
And it was a wild, wild ride.
It's like a story that we've heard before.
But the way that Brooke retold the story with like new details, I think.
Like she got so specific.
Wow.
It was like so captivating.
Yeah.
And also I had a face to the name.
Because when she came on
the first time i was like you know what she talks about him all the time like i don't want to like
press her on like oh let's talk about your ex-boyfriend again you know so i was like she
talked a little bit about it i had no idea who he was didn't know zach sang some moment none of it
so when we got to watch the 13 part series and it was pretty concise she did like two minutes each
one so it wasn't like a 10 minute each one so it's not too long but you're getting like two to
three minutes each one the way she tells the story her little hair her nails like everything about her is like gorge order the
robes by the way we have waldorf astoria robes coming we're doing the whole cosplay you guys
it's one size though so i'm a little nervous because i'm not every time i do go to a hotel
like they don't really close but we'll see you're very tinier than me not that we're
size comparing but you're my dream weight you're like 200 can i say did we say it before you're 200 so skinny i was like wow so and you're muscular and you're taller uh and i'm too gosh well i was
227 i'm probably back in the 230s i was so i think that's why i celebrate i was like i'm in my 220s
and like let me celebrate and then i'm probably back up to 230s but it's fine um so yeah you
probably could fit because you're taller and i don't i've also had the robe trauma though of not
being able to like tie it so back in the day and maybe you still you're taller and – I don't know. I've also had the robe trauma though of not being able to like tie it.
Back in the day.
I mean, do you still have that in your head?
I don't know.
I guess we'll see.
I think you might, yeah.
It is hard because everything just looks so good on Brooke.
Like I was thinking like I would love to do like the slick back hair,
but I would literally look like just bald with like a giant head.
Me too.
Like a baby or something.
Wait, like a baby?
Like, you know, just big head, bald.
Babies are cute though.
I love a bald baby. My babies always had hair and then they lose it. So actually I don't know. thing yeah wait like a baby like you know baby just big head bald babies are cute though i love
a bald baby my babies always had hair and then they lose it so actually i don't know but i think
babies are cute for sure we don't shame over baby's hair here but i did order her bubble b
necklace though you did knock off the like amazon what's the bougie one i don't even know who makes
it i had an instagram ad for it of course course, and it was like $200 or something
for like the little gold plated
like bubble letter necklace,
but I'm like,
let me like look for a dupe.
You found one.
Yeah, I found 10 bucks.
What else was her red nails?
Her red nails,
the little earrings,
slicked back hair,
Waldo Fristeria,
the Taco Bell.
Olipop.
Olipop,
a Celsius,
which was,
I think that was like part 15
she bought in a Celsius,
but what else?
And then her Casetify case, we found that out later.
Oh, I ordered that.
I didn't order the black cherry case.
I ordered it right away.
Yes, that's awesome.
Okay, so we'll have like a whole combined.
I did order the, her, like a brown wig like hers,
but like long.
Because I noticed in one of them she had it like long.
Because I don't know,
I can't pull out this look back hair either.
I tried when she came
and then she had her hair beautiful and down.
Oh, yeah, so go ahead.
Brooke, if you're watching,
I'm wearing the brown chocolate wig
to look like you.
We'll figure it out.
But she's, yeah, it's wild
because I just never knew
what Clinton Kane looked like.
Like, didn't really care.
Didn't know his song.
She kept saying,
oh, his most famous song,
Chicken Tendies.
I'm like, what the hell
is Chicken Tendies?
And I love Chicken Fingers.
So I was like,
how do I not know?
Also kind of took it from me
because I have an album
called Chicken Fingers and Lipo.
Yeah.
So I think he kind of took that but anyways um I hate when
people use chicken tenders to be quirky you know what I mean like I don't think you love chicken
tenders I don't see you muck banging chicken tenders like you know what I mean that's kind
of my thing uh-huh you know like a little bit of appropriation of the chicken tenders I think so
I think he's like let me just be cool and fit in with everyone who likes chicken tenders and
shortening it to like 10 not chicken so quirky like chicken tenders and I think it's because it Like tendies. Not chicken tendies. So quirky. Like chicken tendies.
And I think it's because it's him that gives me the ick. I think if anyone else says that
it's fine. But him saying it I'm kind of like
I don't know. Yeah Brooke said it. I was like oh you're so cute Brooke.
That's right. Chicken tendies for Brooke. If she came
up with this she was like actually I came up with that and he stole it. I'd be like
actually we love chicken tendies. For sure.
For sure. She like replied
because she saw the thumbnail and then I was like
oh like I'm like. Because I never know. I'm like is this awkward?
Because we know. I'm like, is it like weird?
We're like doing this.
But she was like, no, I can't wait to give you all the tea.
So Brooke is coming out.
We actually booked her before all this came out.
We had booked her before her boob job even.
She's a busy girl.
So I'm sure they'll talk about it on Canceled first.
And I told Tana that too.
I was like, oh, my God, I can't wait for Canceled this week because there's so much going on.
So I can't wait to hear about her boob job and all that stuff like that and Tana's trip
and everything.
But I, the only thing I said, my little criticism was like, and she knows.
She knows he gave him, she gave him promo and clout, right?
And I'm sure that's why he did the song because like you know who this is about.
He did like 20 to like poke her, you know what I mean? To like get this reaction, which is like annoying.
I mean, love it for her because like also, yes, keep exposing him.
Because we were saying we probably have like a Netflix documentary.
Like, you know, don't f*** cats.
Like someone will find out the real truth of clinton kane and like what
if he's like you know i don't know what if because he is a little psychopathic with the way that you
know what i mean like just like his behavior in our opinions yeah okay in our opinions but he
definitely is like you're making up like deaths and killing off people and just like an alleged
australian an alleged orphan an alleged
singer-songwriter an alleged 24 year old and alleged singers i think he's a singer-songwriter
unless you think he's still i don't know i think it's great and that's what i was gonna say is i
hate that he got this like promo because there will be people like myself i'm not a fan but it's
like he's kind of good like it's kind of a good song i know know it did. You didn't get into it. I wouldn't say slaps.
I would say maybe it has like a tiny little hit, a tiny smack.
No, maybe it's a hit.
I don't live without it.
So it's your hands needs to shake more.
More.
I like that part, too.
I like that because we were saying he's so theatrical. I like it and I can say I like that part too I like that
because we were saying
he's so theatrical
I was like
I feel it
I feel it when he sings
it is very you coded
I get why you would
kind of be into it
when I was editing
the Patreon video
I did have that little
ditty in my head
I don't want to
but
I wouldn't say slaps
I wouldn't say hit
I think that's being
very generous
I'm not going to judge your taste of music
but i will say it sounded like a tune to me it is very ed sheeran but it's also just like every
other like guy with a guitar yeah he said it sounded like alex warren which i love alex warren
i do love alex yeah it's like nile and alex oh wow i think now and i was a little bit above them
like he's kind of above ed sheeran and all them oh yeah i mean i love now's music but i'm saying it's kind of the same vibe yeah it's like
something we've seen a million times before so i'm not like oh this is the next big thing because
it's like right he's just something that we've already got a lot of like we're good on like the
guys with guitars singing about their feelings well you know he has a unique look so maybe
yeah someone you know people like that when there so maybe like that category yeah someone you know
people like that when there's just someone that's a little off-putting and they're like we kind of
like this you know what i mean because we have the good-looking niles ed sheeran alex warrens
so when you see someone that's like i can relate to this person because we're not the we're not in
the one percent of attractive people in the world you know what i mean yeah people do love like a
quirky looking person but like i think we're in like Rat Boy Summer.
So like what he like.
Not too ratty.
If he was more rodent looking, I feel like it could work out for him, you know.
What animal does he look like?
Be nice.
Maybe like koala.
Oh.
Sloth.
I thought we were going to say the same thing.
I was like.
You know what?
Sloth is way more accurate. Yeah more accurate yeah I love a sloth
I see that first of all I can't stand him
and what he did to Brooke and he's obviously like
he's obviously a compulsive liar
um that's it
that's all I really think about it
I would love to see him on cancel I think did Brooke
say she would have him on yeah she told us that she would have
him on I would love that
I need answers I think that's the one
frustrating thing about the whole saga is that there is just no closure really because the only
statement that um he released is just that like brooke lied about so much and just like milking
is milking their short-term relationship and that um what he really what clinton really meant is
that he had a mother-like figure who
passed away. Good PR though.
I feel like that's something you'd come up with for me if I was in hot water.
That's so true. You're like the same mother.
Anytime I have something, I'm like, what do I
say? I'm always prepared to make a statement about
something that no one cares about.
But just in case people care,
he's like, you can say it like this.
Were you his PR person? No.
I wouldn't take that on.
No, I would never take that on. What would you have – oh, you wouldn't?
No.
I would never take Cullen Kane on.
That's, like – Well, could you give him a little advice, like, a little free advice?
I mean, I honestly think that is the way to go.
They – the whole explanation was for the, like, Australian thing.
Oh, he traveled a lot.
Like, blah, blah, blah.
So he felt, like, most –
Oh, that's what they said?
Yeah.
He, like, traveled a lot growing up.
So he, like, felt more ties to, australia than bernard or whatever and then i mean i've had a relate to that too because i grew up in
illinois and i grew i was three years here in california so maybe i'm like i'm a california
girl you know what i mean but maybe there's a big difference though i don't know but there's only one
person i think that can interview him and really do justice not zach saying joey who joey joey
that's where they go
everything that's actually a sleigh i would love to see that i think he's in like the uk
or i don't know we don't know actually i'm just you don't know where anyone's at yeah but um okay slay yeah definitely could i
i wanted i wish is that gonna be our friends but we're not friends like that where i could just
like text him and be like what's up with us like what's real so bad i literally just want to go
to like every single party involved and like get to the bottom of it because it's it still just doesn't make any sense like how was everyone so convinced i guess if you meet someone for the
first time and they say their family passed away and that they're australian you kind of just would
believe them i guess like who would i don't know yeah like it'd be weird to not believe them if
that actually did happen you know i don't believe you and i'm like what i think swoop should make
a documentary about it we said she would level. We do need like a Swoop level.
Because she has people,
she has teams,
she has researchers.
So,
and I feel like she's pretty quick with it.
And I feel like last year
is when we got the Swoop docu-series.
She has made videos,
but I feel like now
we could get like a fuller,
deep dive into this.
And I think everyone's invested.
Again,
I hate that Clinton Cain
is getting like any sort of,
because I literally
never heard of him before Brooke,
ever.
Like,
hand to God,
did not hear about this person.
You guys know I exaggerate all the time.
Never heard of this person.
Even when she was here,
I couldn't tell you what he looked like.
I just didn't understand it, didn't get it.
When I finally did see him,
I think we looked him up after,
I was just like,
like he did look like a child to me and I was just like, this is so weird.
This is the person that you're like so heartbroken about.
Like, you know, to each their own, whatever.
But I was like, this is so bizarre.
But I don't know.
I mean, it makes Matt Rife look like, you know,
well, he's an upgrade you
know what i mean a hundred percent yeah so i was like still a liar but they look so different right
it's not even sad though it's like oh like it's like oh well he's better looking so he's a little
more forgivable it's like okay it's i don't know but it was wild to me that clinton kane saw what
happened to matt rife and was like you know what i'm gonna poke this bear i'm gonna go and like
agitate brooke and stuff like that i was like why would you do that i was thinking about that too i
think maybe the most he was expecting is her to like
talk about it on canceled again and then like that audience like already is plugged in and knows but
i don't know if he expected like the level on tiktok that brooke unleashed unleashed and the
like dangerous thing about tiktok um for clinton is that like it spreads so quickly to like people who
like are you yeah like Brooke
gained like so many followers
from the whole series I think within
24 hours she got 50 million views
on the video isn't that crazy
in 24 hours
50 million views that's more than
Bridget then yeah
Netflix should have picked this up instantly
that is actually insane.
Do you know how many followers
she gained?
Can you tell?
I forgot how many.
A couple,
I think 100,000
or something like that.
Wow.
Yeah.
In 24 hours.
Because it just reaches
so many new people.
You know,
there's so many people
who didn't know Brooke
or didn't know Clinton
and then suddenly became
like very invested
in the whole story.
Yeah.
And I love it.
I love it too.
She goes,
oh, you say a yapper?
Like, let me.
She messed with the wrong yapper like let me and we mess with
the wrong let me show you yapping and then we watched it we watched his original one that set
it off and i like read the thing wrong i thought it was like he had this new girlfriend and she's
a yapper so i thought he was like because everyone's saying oh there's no one over there
because i thought he looked over and he's like laughing to someone so that oh that's his new
girlfriend and she's a yapper and he's like oh she's such a yapper but then i like re-read it
and he's like when you're over the relationship and that girl from what is the ex-girlfriend
won't stop like yapping so I mean who's he like laughing to
obviously no one's there but who's he supposed to be laughing to like who's that supposed to be over
there a friend I was so confused about that too I literally have watched that TikTok so many times
trying to understand because it's all like so cringe to me because it's like the whole like
like and then the tears yeah but are they reading the caption so they're like laughing
at the caption that you didn't put on when you film the video that's why it's so confusing and
like it's the dichotomy the dichotomy of the lore the dichotomy is like between like that video and
the caption versus the song which is like i don't wanna give you what we can't love you
that's good um it's like why, why is the caption so shady?
And then the song is like, you want to be with her?
It's so weird.
OK, that's what I was saying, though.
I'm like, kind of a flex.
Like, if someone wrote that song about me, I was like, wow.
They are in love with me.
Like, she knew he was in love with her and obsessed with her from the beginning.
But like, he's still obsessed with you.
And I love that for her.
Because I was like, that's kind of a sweet song.
Like, if someone wrote that about me, I was like, wow, that's kind of sweet, actually.
But isn't it power?
Because then the music video is a different ex-girlfriend well
i think it's right so it's like what is i'm so confused and that's the one he cheated on
her with brooke right i think so but there was like brooke said there was like a lot of girls
that were right because i saw i think it's like. Damn. He's got that, what is it called? Swizz?
Jizz?
What's that?
Jizz.
What is it called?
I think every guy has that.
You know.
What?
Swag?
Wiz.
Oh, Riz. Riz.
Riz.
What?
Who came up with that?
Is that still a thing?
It's short for like charisma.
I don't know if it's still a thing.
I don't know if anyone still uses it.
He has that Riz.
He must have some Riz.
He must have something.
Something.
I mean, good for him.
We talked about it before.
It's almost like people have weak spots for a singer-songwriter who sings about their feelings.
Like a Mattie Healy, a John Mayer.
I would take Clint and Kano with both of those guys.
Maybe not.
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I don't know.
John Mayer was someone underage, but, like, you know, right?
Was Taylor Swift allegedly 17 or something?
Or no, is that? maybe I'm making that up
don't sue me John Mayer
I think so
anyway she was young
big age difference yeah
and um
Matt Healy sounds
just disgusting
in every way
also Taylor Swift
he did her wrong
which by the way
I love seeing
did Travis Kelsey
surprise her last night
at the show
at the airport yeah
do you think she was
actually surprised
how did you even see him
because they show her
looking like
he's there
but how do you even
see one person in that crowd?
Well, he's so tall.
He's in a tent.
He's in the VIP tent.
The VIP tent's right in front of the end of the stage.
So she can pretty much see directly into.
And did you see when he led the way for her when they came off the stage?
Yeah, he's like.
I don't know. I don't know if he's, like – I don't know.
I don't know if it's for show.
I don't think it is.
But even – like, I just love that so much.
I'm, like, this is a guy that's, like, so obsessed with her and, like, lets her be the star.
And I'm, like, so happy for her.
Like, I don't even know her.
I'm not even a Swifty, but I just, like, was so happy.
I was, like, aw.
I know.
It's really cute.
It made me really happy.
And I'm glad that she found him.
And he's so good looking and, like, all that stuff.
So –
Yeah.
Has his own money.
Yeah.
Success.
He's the best at footballing. Yes. She's the best. She's the one. She's own money yeah he's the best at footballing
music yeah i love that it's her own travis kelsey i want i like i really dm'd her and i was like
i was like oh i was about to say i set her up with chase crawford from gossip girl slash
the boys he might be too old for her um he is older. He's older than me, so.
Yeah, but he's so hot.
And he's on like Raya.
I love that.
I was like, I set her up.
Meanwhile, I just said, look for him on Raya.
Go on Raya.
I think that's a red flag.
I think Raya is a red flag for sure, but.
That's true.
Everyone I know, John Mayer's on there.
Like everyone I know that's been on Raya is a little bit of a red flag.
Yeah, I was trying to think of who's been like a successful Raya story.
I think Billie Eilish's brother and Claudia Salewski met on Raya, I think.
And they're married now.
So I guess that's a.
Oh, they are?
Yeah, they're married.
Oh, damn.
I'm pretty sure.
Wow.
I'm pretty sure married.
But I can't think of many other happy stories.
The other Olivia O'Brien's.
Remember her story about the actor?
Oh, right.
Right.
Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if that's like necessarily the best. True. O'Brien's, remember her story about the actor that was right or gone wrong too.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I don't know if that's like necessarily the best.
But where else do you meet people?
Honestly, I don't know.
Yeah.
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the whole clinton thing because it became her uh who the f that i married became so big like
does that like i don't know would guys be intimidated to date her she's almost like
a taylor swift now that you can write about your relationships. And it's like.
Yes.
I had.
That's so funny.
Not to make it about myself again.
It's so funny.
When I see my head, I was like, wow, way to make it about yourself.
But also, like, make everything about myself.
Anyone I interview, I'm sure I'd make it about myself.
But with this one, I think about it, too.
It's like, I was never.
I never was on Raya.
They never, like, let me in.
Because I think because of that.
Because I, like, exposed, like, so many people.
So, like, I remember I'd say, like, the people that I saw on there or whatever.
But, oh, it was. Oh, I remember I got this DM and he was like so good looking.
Like he was like a French male model.
I think he might have had a baby with Halle Berry or married to her or something.
Do you know who I'm talking about?
Yes, I know.
He had sent me DMs.
I think this might have been during quarantine when Moe's wasn't talking to me
and he didn't want to see me anymore.
So I think I might have been talking to this person. And
he was like so handsome and so
gorge and was like
so flirty. Like so flirty with me for
sure. I wasn't like misreading stuff. It was definitely flirty
in the DMs. So then I was like why don't you want to
like see me in person? He's like I think you just like
talk too much about the people you date and hook up with. I was like
ah! I was like so why are you talking to me?
And that's now like four years later I say it.
But I mean it's just kind of weird right? I was like okay so why are you DMing me if you now, like, four years later, I say it. But, I mean, it's just kind of weird, right?
I was like, okay, so why are you DMing me if you think I'm going to talk about it?
Which, I mean, right, obviously.
But also, like, I think his name was.
Olivier?
Yeah, maybe.
Aubrey?
No.
Oh.
Maybe there's an Aubrey.
I don't know.
Anyways, nothing bad with him.
He was nice.
Gabriel Aubrey.
Yeah, that guy.
Also, I don't know what he looks like now.
You know, I just saw, like, modeling pictures. So, he could have looked different I don't know what he looks like now. You know, I just saw like modeling pictures, so he could have looked different.
That was like four years ago.
But it's just funny that people are like, oh, I don't want to date you or hook up with you because you'll talk about it.
And I was like, okay, but you – so why are you talking to me?
You know what I mean?
But she did have that issue, but she's actually so gorgeous, so people won't care.
It's like when you're hot, they're kind of like, we don't care.
As opposed to me, I was just – you know, I was mid.
So they're like, I don't know if it's worth a mid hookup for
you talking about me you know what i mean not a bad way but i feel like it's also like just
um i'm trying to like mask my swiftiness but i this quote like does actually apply like taylor
always said like if a guy didn't want like when she was a teenager obviously like if a guy doesn't
want me to write songs about him just like don don't do bad things, which like still holds up to this day, I think.
That's actually very true.
Just don't be an asshole.
Well, it's like,
now what she's doing is like Sabrina and Kyogen,
you know, she's like,
yeah, don't embarrass me.
Like she put him on blast in public.
Yeah.
So.
Ooh, that's true.
So she puts herself in that spot now, Brooke.
It's like, you know,
you know that if you come here,
you can't come with bad intentions.
So it's a good way of, you know, the bad that's true that is true that's tea
and that's i guess that is a good thing in that case yeah i feel like yeah because if you're not
going to be a good judge of character might as well you know put out the deterrence yeah be like
just so you know yeah maybe i won't be able to tell if you're bad or good at the beginning but
i will blast you once i find out because here's the thing that is true old clips of me resurface
and people will be like you know she was so unhinged so whatever and they're like no but
this is like her reacting to like people like taking advantage of her and her situation all
stuff like that i'm like that's kind of the tea or i there's an old clip of me doing like i'm
gonna expose all of you and they're like why were they so scared for her to expose them if there
was nothing to expose right but then they're like you do stuff like whatever so and that's how we were talking
not to bring it back to tati but during the tati thing where she's like oh you know jeffrey is
gonna expose everybody and we should all just like give them grace she was like pre-warning people to
be like he's gonna expose people but we should give them grace and i was like girl like what
are you scared of that because i remember when that happened and everyone was like so scared
jeffrey's gonna come out of seats and like, well, don't say weird or racist
or whatever you're going to be exposed for.
You know what I mean?
Like privately,
like when people get scared for that stuff,
I was like,
just don't be a bad person.
Don't be like a weird person,
a shitty person.
And it's like,
especially I guess with the influencers too
because we talked last week
a lot about ones that are like
the brand safe,
the brand friendly,
but then behind closed doors,
deviants, you know?
So it's like,
it's always those ones. Deviants new. You said dubious friendly, but then behind closed doors, deviance, you know? So it's like, it's always those ones.
Deviants new.
You said dubious usually, but I like deviance.
That's a new one.
Well, Jack writes with the, if the Dahmer thing, you know, I feel like that's more deviant
than dubious.
That's deviant.
Did we find pics of it?
No, I don't think so, but I haven't checked my DMs.
No one's come forward.
Usually people come through the DMs and they have receipts or something.
Okay, we'd like to see these pictures.
Yes.
Another call out if you have any rece receipts We'd like to see these pictures. Yes. Another call out
if you have any receipts.
We'd love to see it.
Yeah, that is true.
I made up with an influencer
over the weekend
via DMs.
She followed me
and I was
I kind of gagged.
It's kind of weird.
I think I know.
Yeah, okay.
Did I send it to you?
No, I just know everything.
Wait, really?
How do you know?
I think I was on Reddit.
I'm very in the know.
Oh, was it on Reddit? Yeah. Oh, it was everything wait really how do you know i'm very in the know yeah was it
on reddit yeah oh it was wow how do they know they're like i guess who followed trish is he
coming on the podcast oh so we know i think it's okay to say i'm not usually one to like you know
to be in the dms and then just expose why i am i mean i said about the weekend pretty much if you
dm me i'll talk about it we printed we printed the messages
we did the weekend
James Charles like pretty much anybody
next step will be a billboard of your DMs
oh I think this is a fine one to talk about then
well I barely saw she started following
because like it's a weird thing when you have so many people
following you like it's weird
to see so like there's this one part there's like
a heart that you can click on where you can see the tag people tag
you in photos so I was like looking through that or whatever and
then like for some reason that one just popped up and said like addison ray started following you
and i was just like what like what like what did we talk about her recently you did um last week i
think i think you just mentioned how much you love her she's a queen blah blah really on hot topics
or i think hot topics yeah okay she is she a queen. And I told her this too.
I saw she followed me and I didn't even care.
I was like, right away I'm going to DM her.
I'm just going to DM her because like this is, first of all, like, wow.
I was so excited.
Like I actually never been more excited in my life.
And once again, this is why I love girls more than guys because I never get more.
I actually got more excited for Addison Rae's DM than the weekend.
Like I actually got really, like I was just like, or not DM, I'm sorry, follow. I was just like, this is crazy.
She's following me, like whatever.
And then you always go to see how many people they're following.
She has like 3 million or something. And she's only following like 1, like a thousand or maybe she has more does she have like 13 million or is
that on TikTok I don't know more it was a big number she's 13 million she might have 13 I just
said three million no it was a big number yeah I feel like it has to be more than oh damn maybe
like 35 yeah that's what you told me 35 million oh my god oh my god that's crazy so I was like
freaking out and I did i've said this before and
i'll say this again like i really do think she's our generation's Britney Spears i think she didn't
say pop music i love everything that she does like truly truly truly like she never made music
videos for those songs that came out right those four songs that came out i don't think so girl
make them and like let me be in them let me direct them let me do whatever let me finance them like
whatever it takes i want to be there like i freaking love you so much i think you've been
through so much with all your wacky family but but you like thrive and come through. And I like love that you're
supportive. I love that your mom got remarried. We love all of it. Okay. And I hope your dad's
doing okay too. Everything's great. Raising canes all day. But I, so I DMed her and I was just like,
hey girl, like I just want to like sincerely apologize, which I meant. And I said it on the
podcast. I'll say it to her face. I'll like, I'm going to say it. I was like, I really, really,
you know, feel bad for like everything that was a couple years ago. I said I was very unhappy with myself and I was, you know, very bitter and I was angry
for like no reason.
And I feel like you got like a lot of this heat from me for like literally no reason.
I also love you on Thanksgiving.
Throughout that, my best friend Jeff wrote it.
And I was like, I was like, you like crushed, you killed, loved, loved, loved.
And then she wrote back and she said, hi, Trish.
I accept your apology and your podcast.
I watched your episode with Tana and I thought it was really great and it was really sweet
and that was it.
And then I wrote back and I just said, I think she even said, I think I'm like paraphrasing
but something along the lines like it'd be great to meet in person one day.
I was like, girl, tell me when.
Like me and Harry Daniels are coming to sing to you.
I was just, I was so excited and I just love her.
And, you know, just I don't know.
There's something about her that I really do love and I feel like I was so envious like years ago when she was popping off because I just remember being like, oh, god, she's like getting everything.
She's so pretty.
Like she was performing on like Jimmy Kimmel.
Like I was like truly.
And so – and also it was in a weird time in my life.
It was a weird place where I was like triggered a lot and stuff.
So I really, really love her.
I'd also – I don't stan the D'Amelios like I stan Addison, but I also apologize to
D'Amelios. I would do that too. So sad they didn't get picked up for season four. I actually like
their show. I love that they just like chilled. That's like the Kardashians. They just chill in
their house and film. And I'm like, that's my goal is to never leave my house and just film
all day. Absolutely. But Addison's an absolute queen. So like, and she crushes every movie role.
We talked about it before when we watched that movie.'s all i like didn't think it was like that bad i thought it was like a pretty
good movie i thought she was good in it love her i know you're friends with the kardashians and all
them but i would love to um well i'm not a good friend but i would love to just be i would love
to have you on the podcast i think that's what i would love to be your acquaintance i would love
to be your acquaintance yes i'm not i'm not a great friend to anybody but i'm not a bad friend i'm just not a friend period because i don't know how to text
people back but i love you i got really excited that made my whole day beautiful that i love when
people accept apologies yes it's beautiful it shows a lot of character and a lot of matureness
and professionalism just to be able to accept an apology that's what and that felt so good when
she's like oh trisha like i forgive you and forgive you. And I was just like, oh my God.
Like literally like Mother Teresa over there in the comments.
I was just like so – I was like wow.
And she's like – I don't even know how old she is.
What, 21, 22 or something like that?
Maybe even younger.
I don't know.
And I was just like, oh, I love – like why?
Why can't I have been more mature at 30?
How?
23.
Oh my God.
So like young but also the age.
Like Britney Spears popped up.
I just love her and she's a queen in everyice weir's popped up i just love her and uh she's she's a
queen in every way so we made up and um i love her and yeah if you want to come on the podcast
i love you i love you so much i mean i know you're an actual queen but i just felt good and then i
just felt like i was you know and my heart felt good and i just i just love her i love her i really
do and so there's that i love that yeah i love addison I really do. And so there's that. I love that. Yeah. I love Addison too.
I mean, she really went through the ringer because like, it was like, it's one of those
things where it's like the hate cycle, you know?
I feel like she got the hate cycle like when, in like 2020, when like she was popping off.
Yes.
And then like you said, she was doing like, she did, what was it?
The Tonight Show.
And she was doing like the TikTok dances.
Yeah.
And everyone's like, well, she didn't make those dances.
But it's not.
Oh, did she do it or Charlie D'Amelio? She did it. Oh, she did. She like went on there. And yeah everyone's like well she didn't make those dances but it's not as again she do it or charlie d'amelio and she did it she like went on there
and then everyone's like she didn't make those dances why is she doing it but that's another
one where it's like the opportunity yeah like the studios are the ones that are booking it
it's not like she's pitching herself to like tonight show like let me do it um but she did
get so much hate yeah and same with the he's all that i mean again like people
like why did she get her netflix deal whatever but again i like that she like pushed herself
and like made herself a better actor because then thanksgiving yeah she was really genuinely very
very good and i think she like took all the criticism and was like you know what f it like
i'm gonna like prove all these people wrong and i think she really like worked on herself same
with like her music like she i think oh yeah it was all these people wrong. And I think she really like worked on herself. Same with like her music.
Like I think it was like a wingo tango I think she was supposed to perform.
But then she's like, you know what?
Like I'm not there ready to perform yet.
So I'm not going to do it.
Like she –
Wild.
Yeah.
That's like amazing that she's like that.
And she's so good.
What was it?
Charlie – I always say the name wrong.
XCX.
Charlie XCX.
Yeah.
Okay.
Finally.
I was like – yeah.
Like I think there's a clip on her Instagram of them performing and I was just like she
slays all day.
She's so good. She's so good on stage. I just – Like, I think there's a clip on her Instagram of them performing. And I was just like, she slays all day. She's so good.
She's so good on stage.
I just, God, I really love her.
I do get, like, Britney vibes from her.
And you guys know I, like, love Britney more than anything.
So, yeah, I remember people hated including me when she's, like, you know, she was, like,
not comparing herself to Britney Spears, but, like, related to Britney Spears.
And I was like, you're never going to be Britney Spears.
I was like, oh, my God.
People were, like, so, including me, so angry for, like, literally no reason for just this
girl from Louisiana being, like, I like Britney.
I can, like, relate to her. And I feel feel like we're like have the same sort of – some people
just came for her.
I was like, girl, bye to all those people including myself.
But 2020 Trish.
But like no, it really does make me feel good because like in no way I don't think people
have to accept apologies at all.
Like there's so many – there's some people who've like talked bad about me or like
you know, whatever and I probably would not want to talk to anymore.
So it felt really nice.
And yeah. How does it worry? I love you. want to talk to anymore. So it felt really nice. And yeah.
I love you.
She's just so great.
I just, I don't know what else to say.
Did you know, by the way,
because we didn't really talk about the cosplay.
First of all, I love your t-shirt.
I think I've literally worn it every time I've seen you.
I love it.
Because I'm just like,
between this one and the other,
our Just Trish merch shirt,
which I got the Sabrina,
I was eating the Sabrina espresso ice cream
and I got it on my freaking shirt. So I have to wash it. Oh, mine came up. Remember the shirt which I got the Sabrina I was eating the Sabrina espresso ice cream and I got it on my
freaking shirt so I have to wash it but
mine came up remember the sauce that I got on the nuggets
but that was the pink one I guess yeah I mean
it doesn't really stain it just has like the texture from
the ice cream on it oh no so
it's just in the wash so I had to wear my um
it's not Merch but yeah I went on a
bender then I ordered an I heart Brooks
Schofield shirt and I heart Tana Mongeau shirt
I ordered two more shirts of you.
Our only guests
that ever come on.
Which is the only guests
we need and Addison.
That's kind of,
that's everything.
I do love it.
I ordered one that's like,
it says choose your Trish
and it's all different versions of you.
I love that every week
you're just going to wear a Trish shirt.
I was like,
let me go all in.
I literally spent like $100
on Trish's shirts.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
That is actually insane.
I love it.
It's like a little uniform.
Yeah, I love it.
We got to make our own.
We got to just try to copy that.
I said we're going to knock off the knockoff.
I was like, whoever knocked that off, we're knocking it off.
I absolutely love it.
You're not wearing your shorts today, but you had cute shorts on on Friday.
Oh, yeah.
We love the short short gang over here.
You and Jimmy.
Short shorts.
I know.
I really got to bring it back.
I was going to say.
It's like, no.
Pride month is like over
but I feel like
they gotta keep the short shorts
for everyone
gotta keep it up
I'm Chappell Ronche
do you
okay so I
when I saw her
on the music video
for Pink Pony Club
have you seen it?
yeah
I literally thought
she was like
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing
at the Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing
down in West Hollywood.
So I thought it was like literally
like she was like an ex,
like a,
a standard dancer like I was
because she's first of all
from the Midwest like me.
And I was like,
oh,
was she like a dancer too?
Because in the video she's like
this like,
you know,
kind of erotic dancer or whatever.
And it's about,
do you know what it's about?
What?
Just like leaving the Midwest
and like moving to West Hollywood.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's like finding herself and feeling like a safe space.
I love it.
I was like, this is kind of everything.
So now when I like listen to it, I was like, yeah, I'm like, I'm dancing at the Pink Pony
Club too.
It's like a safe space to be yourself and find yourself and secure.
And it's like where you, I don't know.
It's like a chosen family.
Chosen family.
I feel like coming from the Midwest and then like going to like LA, it really does feel
like a place where you are from LA.
So you like, whatever. But it feels like a place – well, you are from LA, so you like whatever.
But it feels like a place where a lot of people come where they don't like feel like they
fit in at their like, you know, hometown.
So everyone just comes to LA and it becomes this like melting pot of just like unique,
eccentric people that just didn't feel like they belonged or they were too big for their
hometowns and then they came out to LA and it's like this like little family of LA people
that just thought, you know, that they're destined for more than their small town.
Not that there's anything wrong with small town, but I just feel like the big fish, you
know, they're just like, okay, let's go to LA.
And I loved it.
Made me feel that even more.
And I just, I really love it.
We are the pink pony club podcast in a way.
Well, let's not get sued.
She probably like, that's my trademark.
No, I'm saying if there was a place like that in the podcast world.
We're the pink fuzzy club over here.
We have our pink everything.
I just love anyone that's in the pink aesthetic.
I know.
I am like fully hyper fixated.
She's probably my most streamed artist right now, I think.
Can you tell?
Like on your Spotify, it's the most –
On Apple Music, you can.
It makes a playlist of your most streamed song.
Her and Sabrina.
I'm a boy – a gay for the girlies, if you will.
It's literally like pretty much just like Sabrina and I'm like, I'm a boy, a gay for the girlies, if you will. Like, it's literally like, pretty much just like Sabrina and Chapel right now, which I'm sad because I thought
Chapel was still opening for Olivia Rodrigo when Olivia is back in the fall.
Is she not?
She's not.
Oh, she's doing her own thing. She's like, I'm going on tour. Bye.
I think so. Yeah. But that happens to me on Olivia's first tour too. Like she opened on
the East Coast. Chapel opened on the East Coast, but not the West Coast.
Oh no.
But this time I was like, wow, what a perfect a perfect concert like chapel then olivia like it doesn't
get any better oh man i was like oh she's like i'm headlining sophie so i gotta go i'll get
there somehow oh man that would have been so good wouldn't it start to restart chapel i don't know
she just finished like her like festival her string of like festival appearances but i think
she is doing another tour what's the
song sabrina carpenter covered of hers was it good luck babe good luck babe yeah so the new one she
covered yeah oh that's so interesting i love that song too i like the there's a video is it red hot
red hair supernova the one with the girl as her love interest and i'm like oh i would love to be
her love interest in video forget the weekend i'm gonna go on the Chapel Row music video
that's what I love I was like oh man I'm so good
someone did send me an Instagram on her like
alt account
they're like look Oscar Chapel has
Trisha's magazine and it was like
a photo a stack of magazines on her iPad
she was just like laying down and then it was like
your galore I want to say
polyester I was trying to analyze that wait but look what do you mean
it's on her alternate account?
Yeah, she has like a – it's like her more personal account with like her friend.
I think her name is Misha.
Can you say that or no?
Yeah, it's like public and Chapel follows it.
It's not like a Finsta.
Oh, okay, okay.
I was like, wow.
I was like so shook.
I was like, oh my gosh, that's so great.
The Cosmics Align.
Anyways, I just love her.
I love the Pop Girlies too.
I really think they're like making like the summer.
You know what I mean?
Like all the Pop Girlies.
But Chapel has my heart for sure.
I guess just her style.
I love it all.
Little Barbie.
Sabrina, she is like really queenie right now for sure.
Her tour, I got tickets to her tour and it was like a whole like i was
just having a moral conundrum that's why i texted you about it i was like panic i was like
i wondered about this you're like i was like really shook over it because her tour tickets
were like i for two tickets it was like i think eight hundred dollars or something it is a lot
yeah and i like i was in i did like the whole pre-sale thing. I got my code, whatever.
I got in there and then it said like 100,000 people ahead of you in the queue.
I was like, okay, I'm not going to get these tickets.
There's just no way.
But I stayed in there.
I'm like, you just never know.
Yeah.
So I finally got in like after like an hour and then there was only pit available.
And then – but then as I was trying to buy the pit, it kept selling out.
But I stayed there just waiting and I guess – You wanted the pit. Yeah, because I don't really go to a concert to be it kept selling out. But I stayed there just waiting. You wanted the pit.
Yeah, because I don't really go to a concert to be like in the back.
I just can't do it.
Like I want to like have the whole experience.
But pit, you can like get crushed, right?
I don't think the little twinks and like 12-year-olds are going to be like crushing you.
You never know.
I always think about that.
I was like.
I think of like My Chemical Romance or something.
I don't think the emos are.
Johnny Gilbert's not crushing me either.
I think it is.
But like, you know, for like a Sabrina Carpenter pit, it's like a little.
You're not moshing.
No, it's like just the girlies and the gays, I would presume.
In the movie Selena, they also crushed to the stage.
What?
Yeah.
And down in Monterrey, Mexico when she performed.
See, I think it gets more dicey when like in europe and
like maybe even latin america i know europe like it's just the floor you know usually floor there's
like seats yeah like an aerosol for example like there's no seats on the floor it's just like
standing oh so yeah it gets a little crazy i saw for like lana del rey too at a festival or
something it was like people camped out to get close to like the barricade then we're like running to be close to the artist to get close yeah um but the good thing about like the
sabrina tour is that it's like mostly seating and then it's like a small pit okay but then i wasn't
expecting i don't know saying the the number for the money like once i finally got in i was like
shoot like i finally have these tickets in my cart so this is the ticket prices this is not people
no it's like her price i think it was
350 each i want to say and it was like the her like vip i don't know but you don't get to meet
her because you said vip and i was like but you get to meet her you're like no so what does the
vip mean you get in the pit yeah that's pretty much it yeah you're gonna be in that pit yeah
um but i had a whole like conundrum because i was texting my boyfriend i was like is this too
much money he was like yeah i think so and i was like, is this too much money? He was like, yeah, I think so. And I was like, wrong answer.
That's not what I wanted to hear.
So I'm like looking through it.
I'm like, who can I text?
Who can I text?
I texted you, my coworker next to me.
I was like, is this too much money?
She's like, well, when is the concert?
I'm like November.
She's like, okay, go math.
That's only like $180 a month.
I was like, period.
That's so true.
When you look at it that way, a year, it's just to get to November.
Like you pay 180 a month in November. You can put a payment plan on them. No, it's just to get to november like you pay 180 a month in november you can put
a payment plan on them no it's just like for your own mental health oh god yes i think girl math is
a little bull you know i'm for the girls but that's what i needed to hear at the time i just
said like you make a lot of money just buy them like it's so expensive it is funny your mind i
mean it's better to be that way but i always just think like that's like i seeing the number i was
like damn i don't that's just like such I was like, damn, I don't.
That's just like such a big number for Sabrina.
I don't really go to concerts that much, too.
So I was like, damn.
But I'm like, I have to do it.
I feel like I already loved her last album.
And I'm sad I didn't go to that tour because it was the tiny one.
It's when she was playing the tiny little rooms, like, you know, the Wiltern or whatever.
Oh, really?
She was playing like the Wiltern for her last tour.
And now she's playing whatever.
Do you know what venue? It the forum the forum that's in england yeah that's where my
concordance was yeah that's pretty big yeah across from sophie right that's big um so he's crazy
that's like the weekend right like yeah but it's just from like the will turn to i mean no that's
actually insane no that's it's it's so cool i think she had three more dates in la selling out yeah so she should that's what i'm
saying so she could play the sophie just saw like one or two nights probably i mean the queue
literally said a hundred thousand people ahead of you so i'm like wow it has to be a sophie right
yeah she probably could have so if she's adding dates that's like my couple romance too they did
like six nights at the forum harry styles i think yeah so maybe they can't get the
sophie for some reason or they don't want that it's i think it usually depends on their stage
design too because if they design the stage and all the equipment and everything to a size of a
stage then they can't just move to a bigger oh you know i mean so their her show is designed for
that stage and it's going to be in all the theaters that have the same size stage more or less
moses toured with a really big band that sells out sophie stadium yeah he did like set design
with them right is that what you did am i getting that right yeah yeah he did like he was like i was
like damn i find out all this stuff about you because i was like how do you know so much about
chung ring he's like actually i went on tour with his band i was like okay hey boosh you could have
used him on the freaking uh heartbreak tour there would be no heartbreak tour. I think it's from the same time, actually. There would be no heartbreak.
Aww.
Yeah, I know.
You could have helped me.
You could have done the happily married tour.
That's cute.
That's the next one.
That's the tea one.
I know.
People keep asking me.
People, like, literally companies are like,
do you want to tour?
I'm like, I don't know.
Like, it would be fun,
but also I'd really want to perform
and I think that costs money.
I'm still thinking about Jeff saying
how the blog's quite loud at me.
I was thinking that, too.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I don't know if Sabrina wants to do like Sophie just in case she leaks.
I was like, she has a year.
Half of it.
Or shady people on TikTok.
I saw this with Nelly, I think.
They were showing Nelly and there was like, it was, it was like a, probably like the forum
or something like that.
And only like 50 people there, but it was like the soundcheck.
So like, like people want a pass to get in there.
Like, you know, you could like just go to soundcheck and like be with it.
So I was like, that's like, wow. Now they really did fall off. He has 50 people there. And then they show, I was like, okay, this is a pass to get in there. Like, you know, you could, like, just go to Soundcheck and, like, be with it. So I was like, that's – I was like, wow.
Now they really did fall off.
He has 50 people there.
And then they show – I was like, okay, this is a fucking Soundcheck or something.
Yeah, people get so shady.
Same with, like, Megan Thee Stallion.
I think she, like, made her tickets just, like, affordable.
I think there was, like, the cheapest was, like, 20 bucks.
And everyone was like, wow, Megan can only charge 20 bucks.
It's like, damn, like, that should be the – that was the price, like, back in the day.
Like, that should be normal.
People get so mean about it. I just think the block spot – I'm like, that's actually so crazy. Because price like back in the day like that should be normal people get so mean about it i just think the vlog spot i'm like that's actually so crazy because like i get
it i get like making fun of people you don't like or whatever like that but it's like david was so
busy and so popular at the time like he's really just like looking at me yeah this is like 2019
height of the vlog spot everyone's loving that and he's just like let me look and see how many
people are at trisha's like so he's looking at other people's snapchat of me obviously he's
trying to see the crowd and stuff because I wasn't showing the small crowd.
And it's also, like, before TikTok.
So it's not like he could just, like, come across as FYP or something.
So he's, like, on a Reddit or something about me, like, just being, I don't know, like, so weird and pathetic.
And I was just thinking, like, David is kind of, like, a loser at the end of the day.
I was like, that is, like, a loser.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, when I made fun of people, I was a loser.
I had nothing going on.
I was – there was no friends, nobody – like, everything.
You know what I mean?
So I was like, I guess he's just a sad loser at the end of the day which is like
what i was i can call it like i see it because i was one so i was like that's really sad and i hope
he's gotten better i hope he saw liah zekoshi and family affair this weekend i was like damn that
could have been my girlfriend or whatever by the way yeah did you watch it no i haven't watched it
yet as you know i've been in a spiral oh my god we love Bridgerton too but I was like let's watch Family Affair
weird movie
all these weird
like older women
with these hot young
celebrities
it's very odd
love it
because Tavern Maid
is going to be like that too
but it just
it's so
the scripts are so bad
and I'm like
if these are getting made
I should get Tavern Maid
me and Niall Horan
will be a little fairy in it
or something
you know what I mean
like that's
it's just so weird and so bizarre.
Zac Efron looks great always.
He was good.
He was good.
He was funny.
He has something unique about him.
Yeah.
Like it doesn't matter what movie it is, how bad the script, you can watch it.
Like you can watch.
Yeah.
There's something unique because there's certain actors that are beyond the norm.
Like they have a, they're almost like they hypnotize you.
Yeah.
He's like it factor.
Yeah.
And I think that's why they obviously cast him for this one.
But it was interesting.
He's so good.
And he was like, the clip they show on TikTok to promote it, what was it?
The one where he's like, she called me fat.
Was it that?
What is it?
He's like, she called me fat.
Or no.
And she's like, she asked if you were hungry.
Or what was it?
God.
Oh, my God.
It was so good.
It was so me. She called me fat. She was like, no, she just asked you if you wanted lunch. No no. And she asked if you were hungry. What was it? God. Oh, my God. It was so good. It was so me.
She called me fat.
She was like, no, she just asked you if you wanted lunch.
No, the way she asked it, are you going to eat that or something?
It was like, it's lunch.
You hungry?
I don't know.
Anyways, you have to see it.
He's so good at delivery.
God, I love that we're both standing at Zac Efron together.
This is so great.
He really is.
He really is great.
I recognize talent when I see it.
But he's also unique looking.
He has a very unique
not in the Clint Kane way though
in like a very hot way
no
I wouldn't call him
unique looking
I called him unique looking earlier
I think Zac Efron
he looks great
this is the best he ever looked
he mentions his chin too
he says he got into
he broke it on set
or something in the movie
oh wow
yeah they talk about his chin
and he's like
what's that scar
he's like oh
it like happened on set and I was like okay and then um i mean how did you feel
about him saying that he improved all of bed on it for high school musical too where did he say
that i cannot see that really he okay okay like genius level he improved that yeah kenny ortega
could never he's like i'm just gonna do my own choreography that's wild wait what he said that
um he showed up on set that day and then they had no idea for how to do like this scene and then he said the director was
just like dude we have no concept for this song what do you want to do i was like i don't know
we're on a golf course that was all improv we shot the whole song in three hours i mean if that's
true that's like you and eminem you, that's true. Wow, so many similarities between me and Zac Efron.
I too improv that dance.
First of all, not calling my Zac a liar, but it's kind of hard to believe, right?
Because don't you have to plan out the shots with your cameraman and stuff like that?
Because I know when we did it, it took us literally 12 hours because the camera angles
and the circling and making sure you get it.
I mean, you have to plan it out at some point.
But that's because you're mimicking something.
But when I saw the choreography of that one, I did wonder about it.
Really?
You didn't think it was good enough?
You were like, mm-hmm.
No, it's just like, it doesn't look like somebody that is a choreographer or a dancer thought about it.
And Cunninger Ortega did that whole movie.
Because he was just like, I don't know, the way he's moving and walking and doing the things.
Really?
Yeah, it looks very much.
Wow, a Zac Efron original.
I'm so shook wow i can't wow zach
is really genius of our time in every single way i think he's the best actor in the whole world
i think he has care riz what is it chris what is it he has the riz he has the riz he has he has it
all he just seems nice when joey king was fangirling over him for high school musical i was just like
i love that he just goes with this you know what? Yeah. I love that he's back to embracing the High School Musical of it all.
And then I kept seeing clips of High School Musical 3.
Was 3 the one when he was like, he was walking around like on the ceiling and the walls and
stuff?
Yeah.
Scream.
That was wild.
You guys should have Oscars when you think about it.
That one is so iconic.
That's why I told you when I get ripped, I'm going to recreate that video.
Yeah.
Because that's like my ultimate Zac Efron.
It's like, The song's not as
catchy as Bet on It, but it's still a really good
moment. Yeah, and then it's like Bye Bye Bye when the boxes
just start moving around. He's so good
in it. Why is he not going to an Oscar nom? Why
does he not got any Oscar noms for anything?
I know. He needs to have his moment.
Yeah. He'll have his moment, I'm sure.
It looks like they're building up towards it. Yeah.
Almost like a Robert Pattinson. Yeah, it's not
like he suddenly showed up with the iron claw and got it, but they're building
up like, oh, look at this, look at that.
And then they're going to give him a big role that.
Not to make this about me, but like, I just don't understand how I'm not in these movies
because at the very beginning, he's breaking up with this blonde girl and she's kind of
just whatever.
She's, you know, again, not in a bad way, but she's, you know, I guess my point is,
is it always has really hot people.
And I'm like, okay, I'll never be Lily James in Iron Claw.
But, you know, this girl was just kind of a regular gal.
And I was like, that could be me.
You know what I mean?
That could be me.
And she's like, you're breaking up with me.
And it's just like a little scene in the beginning.
It's not much.
I'm like, why could that not be me?
Because then the storyline would be later on you exposing him.
Well, that could be me, too.
I could have all of it.
I just don't understand
liza koshy was in it that was where i was going to she was in the movie she was joey king's friend
you should have been like that's a role i don't think i could have played that role the best
friend and she's she's a wild actor like she's kind of like like it's i like it because it's
theatrical but it's like watching like a a theater performer and just like like everyone else is just
like normal acting and she's so like over the top but i mean she's like how she is in her videos i
love love love liza koshy more than anything but i was like wow this is just like normal acting and she's so like over the top but I mean she's like how she is in her videos I love love love
Liza Koshy more than anything
but I was like
wow this is like
I don't know
she really stands out in the movie
and I guess in a good way
I don't know
like it really
that's how they directed her
I don't think
you think
no I think that's how she was in her vlogs
like that's how she is
she's like hey guys
what's going
like that's how her
I've never seen her in a vlog
oh really
it was literally Liza
but I was like
Slay I love that she played herself
you know what I mean
but she actually
she had some good acting at the end.
Like when she.
After the breakup.
Yeah.
She's like, why is everything about you?
And she like did this like.
And then she.
Yeah.
That actually.
Take it back.
Love it.
Maybe she was supposed to be like a little vlogger at the beginning.
She did have a moment of like really just like intensity.
Not a good movie, but loved all the people in it.
You know, it was a Slay.
I wonder if Liza has some Netflix deal too.
Because she was also in that Sabrina Carpenter movie about dancing.
What?
I forgot what it was called, but it was all about dancing.
Yeah, they were like a dance team in high school or something.
So maybe Sabrina Carpenter also has a Netflix because she was in Tall Girl.
Tall Girl.
I loved Tall Girl.
Actually.
I loved it too.
I think I did love it.
People were mean to it, but I remember liking it.
Oh, really? Wasn't that girl in Dance Moms? The tall girl? Yes. Yes. I love her. I. I loved it too. I think I did love it. I love. People were mean to it. But I remember liking it. Oh really?
Wasn't that girl in Dance Moms?
The tall girl?
Yes.
Yes.
I love her.
I forgot about that.
I would love her on the podcast.
I want the tall boy that's in there on Powered by Goddess.
He's dating that girl on TikTok that I love.
Oh yeah.
Kirby.
There's a whole string.
So Sabrina Carpenter, Liza Koshy.
I love Liza Koshy.
I'm on the podcast.
I love her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe she has a Netflix.
She probably does.
I feel like she's been in a couple other ones like randomly too.
Ashlyn Ray has a Netflix deal. But like she was in Thanksgiving that wasn't on Netflix.
Yeah.
I think it was supposed – after He's All That, because it did so well, like, there
was supposed to be all this stuff in development.
But I think Addison took a step back to work on her craft, is my thinking.
Because she, like, was slow to release, like, those demos that – with – what was her last – like, her last EP. I feel like those were out for a while, but she took her time to, like, release those demos with her last EP.
I feel like those were out for a while, but she took her time to release those for her acting stuff.
We haven't seen anything in a minute.
So I think she was really working.
Noah Beck just finished his movie.
What movie is he in?
It's called The Q, B, and Me.
Wait.
Once again, Noah Beck is in a movie.
I've been trying to be in a movie for 18 years.
I've had my best, my music video director, he directed a movie I wasn't in.
Jeff did Thanksgiving.
How am I not in these movies?
I don't understand.
Noah Beck?
Noah Beck, yes.
It's a Tubi original.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I'm not sure it's Tubi.
What's the first word?
Tubi.
Quarterback.
Tubi.
Tubi and me.
It's based off a book called The QB Bad Boy and Me.
And me or in me?
And.
Oh.
Why not the QB bad boy in me?
Like, it's like saying, like, this is a.
But then the girl will be.
They'll be a.
In me.
Unless he's a gay.
In me.
Is he?
Oh, he should.
He should do a queer storyline because people like he always does that.
Yeah, gays do love him.
Yeah.
But his character is described as a hard-bodied, green-eyed football god who tempts his crush
just enough for her to possibly forget about her dream of becoming a professional dancer.
That actually sounds terrible.
Like, plot-wise, that sounds like, why would you want to stop your crush from achieving
her dreams?
Wait, his crush or she's crushing on him?
His crush. So I guess he's crushing on her. So is it he's saying he's a hard-bodied green-eyed football
god who tempts his crush just enough for her to possibly forget about her dream of becoming a
professional dancer why would you want to stop your like your like crush from achieving her
dreams of becoming a dancer it's obviously written by a guy.
Just like Boy Meets World, it's, like, this whole thing now where they're saying, like,
Corey was, like, the villain all along.
Like, he made Topanga give up Yale for him.
He told Topanga he didn't like her haircut.
And it was very, like, Princess Diaries.
Like, who did this to you?
Like, you know, what guy touched you and made you look like this?
Because it's just hair.
Like, I'm still me.
It's because she looks too good.
I was like.
It's written by a woman.
Oh, yikes.
Who?
Taye Marley.
Okay, Taye Marley. Well, that is wild. Well, maybe that premise is not. too good i was like it's written by a woman oh yikes who tay marley okay tay marley well
that is wild well maybe that premise is not i don't know maybe there's like a learning moment
in in it i'm i'm hoping because that sounds just like what like why would you want to stop a girl
from achieving her dreams of dancing like in 1800s like bridgerton where it's like you're not
supposed to have the photos he's just in high school it doesn't look like he's in high school how old is he i think he must be 20 something
okay well but why can't you dance when he's practicing 23 and playing football like yeah
maybe he just wants her with him all the time i don't know but there's kind of cuteness to that
maybe he the story is he learns that he has to let you know let go and let her do her thing.
I would hope.
I don't know.
When's the movie out?
Which channel is it on?
Which station?
Which channel?
I'm so old.
Which station is the QB and me on?
Is it going to be on Alcambain or what?
Channel 33 Lifetime.
That's what we used to always watch.
What app is it on?
It's on Tubi, the free streaming app.
Oh, free?
Oh, free?
So it's like the Johnny Depp Amber Heard movie they made.
That was on Tubi and it was free.
Yeah.
Who's funding these?
I don't know.
Who funded that movie?
They obviously were like, hey, we need an influencer.
They got him.
They got his script.
Yeah, I would do it in a heartbeat.
I don't care.
Tubi free streaming put me on.
Tubi sent us a bunch of merch.
I used to wear it all the time when I forgot to tag them.
It was just like, I was like, oh, I'm never going to wear this. And then I ended up wearing it. Thanks, Tubi sent us a bunch of merch I used to wear it all the time and I forgot to tag them it was just like I was like oh I'm never gonna wear this
and then I ended up wearing it
thanks Tubi
they watch actually
they watch the podcast
because we mentioned Tubi before
and they're like
you want to send some Tubi stuff
I was like I guess
I never chatted out but
so maybe yeah
maybe they'll send you a
QB and me PR box
yeah
I'll take it
and Harry Jowsey commented
on his TikTok
said so proud of you noah you deserve this
when you have harry jowsey's seal of approval that's when you know that's when you need to
block him be like i don't want this association he's maybe the one person i never ever want any
association with t yeah i don't think there's i think i'd rather have clinton kane on the podcast
and harry jowsey 100 at least clinton has like a tail you know what i mean harry is like we know
he's a liar we know what we're getting into.
Like look, I was also a liar.
Let's try and read this because I can understand a lot of his lies.
Like I kind of understand lying about being rich.
Like I used to do that too.
Like well, I don't really understand it, but I did it.
So like I get it.
But I also like why did we do that?
I always think about that.
Like why did I lie?
I would make me go stories and be like my dad has like a theater in his house in California and I have gold tap shoes.
Like tap shoes made out of gold.
It was like weird.
Like weird lies that no one probably cared about
in fifth grade, you know?
But Harry Jowsey, ick.
Did you see he got into it
with Nick Vile?
This wasn't even one of my hot topics.
I just remembered this.
He like,
he went after Nick Vile.
Well, that's just like
Olympics of men I don't like.
It's like Harry,
I don't know which one you choose.
What was it?
That his wife was cheating on him,
allegedly?
Was there like a,
what are those called?
Blind items about it? Was it a blind item about his wife cheating? I think it was cheating on him allegedly? Yeah. Was there like a – what are those called? Blind items about it?
Was it a blind item about his wife cheating?
I think –
Or Harry knew?
I don't remember.
I think it originated on like Reddit or something and Harry heard it and like ran with it I think.
Oh, so it wasn't like with Harry.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I don't love Nick Viall but I do think it's a little tacky to just comment that on someone
saying one without knowing or two it's like not you. And also if it is you like DM the person. I don't love nick vile but um i do think it's a little tacky to just comment that on someone saying one without knowing or two it's like not you and also if it is you like dm the person i
don't know also like was it a while ago do they talk about does nick vile talk about the cheating
like he so nick was on the podcast um talking about i guess harry and then harry commented
like on the clip of the podcast he can't keep my out of his mouth 50 year old man
gossiping about people in their 20s dating he should be more focused on his wife cheating on
him and repairing that than worrying about me once again with the aging up thing that's so annoying
he's like 50 okay harry you also look like you're 50 just because you're young like i hate that so
much like it's what and then i don't like nick vile for the record but also it's just like
yeah just saying stuff just to say like start it's like you are literally looked like the worst
person on planet earth in the finale of perfect match like no one likes you all your girlfriends
can't stand you like you actually are a terrible person and you like kind of know this and stuff
so it's like why are you coming for people those who are in glass houses shouldn't throw bricks stones period yeah yeah it's also like you guys are
kind of like one in the same like you guys are not that different you know what i mean like
yeah i'm just so confused by it like how old is harry he's a 20 he's 27 and he does have an
affinity for younger women sometimes like the riley arnold thing and nick is 43 and he met his
wife now when they were very young yeah you all have more in common than yes we think and like
oh 43 is he 40 first of all comment all you want when he was 60 so i'll be 60 still commenting on
20 relationships but 43 damn but it's also like you are on shows about dating so it's like if what else are we
possibly going to talk about like literally your whole brand is just like dating i think that's
why he has to say stuff like this he has to keep himself out there he has to just like insert
himself into things and just say shocking things that people talk about him because people kind of
forgot about him the finale aired and they're like we kind of don't care this person's awful
your podcast no one's listening to you know what i mean like it's just you know i just i actually despise him so much i that's you know a strong word but i don't i don't
hold back on that because he's actually awful yeah i have no problem having beef with harry
jowsey a lot of the times i'll like kind of talk around like oh you know maybe they're not so harry
i have no problem having beef with harry jowsey yeah nick vile you know like one circumstance
that he has like younger women and it's a little
concerning but i want him to be his friend i still look at him kind of side eye it was legal i guess
but i'm just like a little side eye you know what i mean it's again this the olympics of like men i
don't care about and it's like i i it's a it's a team of losers over there it's like you know
you lose either way no matter who's people losers again normalized losers because some people just
are and like you know what i've been a loser oh my god wait it's a little trumpy though i feel like
he calls everyone losers so i feel like maybe he doesn't call himself a loser so that's different
does he not i don't i don't think he would ever call himself a loser i just saw clips i did not
watch the debate you know i don't care about it i saw on tiktok so he called biden called him a
felon and he kind of agreed with what they said so i was like okay well at least he knows you know
what i mean that's what I'm saying.
If someone were to call me like a loser,
then I'd be like, oh, I guess at one point.
Not now.
Well, yes.
Well, yes.
Well, yes.
Well, yes.
Well, yes.
Well, yes.
Well, yeah.
Now I'm not.
I'm definitely winning right now.
And I'll always win because I have two wonderful children.
But I feel like I definitely had a loser era.
And I didn't win just because I had children.
I changed myself, whatever.
But I win in life forever.
We love to win.
Well, Harry Jowsey, you need to just keep your nose in your own business.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you tell him.
You tell him.
I was like, I don't want to be mean.
I'm like, I'm not being mean today.
And then I was like, oh, then I get so worked up.
It's just me like Malibu.
Go away, bug.
Go away, bug.
That's what she says.
You are going.
I love how we have references that no one knows.
I'm like, okay.
They can imagine it.
Yes, they can.
I just want Cupcake on the show, Cupcake Wrapper.
Oh, yes, your shout out.
She did a video with Shane Dawson.
Did you know that?
No.
Yeah.
I guess he did it.
Or I guess he did a video with her, like a car singing video.
This is a new song called Yawn by Cupcake on her new album, Cupcake the Rapper.
I did DM her.
I haven't heard back.
She followed me.
And then I DM'd her.
I haven't heard back from her.
But Cupcake Rapper, I love you on the podcast.
It's called Yawn.
If I'm an eater, I'm one of the greatest. I'm mukbang on that thing like my last name is paytas which is so
catchy it's actually very she wrote paytas with 5 000 words there's hiatus greatest paytas there
was like more i was like wow i didn't know my i think i saw another verse with your name in it
yeah i think she mentioned before really someone said that but i haven't found it i saw the verse
yeah cupcake is a trish stan i love that so much i'm a cupcake stan i went
to her page and i was just like i need every outfit that she's ever worn she has pink everything
i just love the pink aesthetic is coming back i guess we can thank barbie for that but i just love
i mean because i was kind of over pink and then barbie came out like let's do all pink set like
i love pink again and it makes me happy it makes me malibu liked my dress this morning she got pink
pink i was like yes girl she knows
she knows that color
shout out Cupcake
if you want to come on
I know she doesn't like
Shane Dawson anymore either
so we were on the right side
of history
and that's what we like to see
so
she just verbally came out
and said I do not
support him anymore
and I was like
yes girl
yes yes yes
not to bash him
wish him well
but it's like you know
I like when someone
can have a stance because you know you work with someone and then you're like I didn't know this about this but it's like you know I like when someone can have a stance
cause you know
you work with someone
and then you're like
I didn't know this
about this person
it's like who the
F did I collab with
you know what I mean
that's my 10 part series
could you imagine
I could do a
100 part series
with so many
different influencers
damn
I think Shane was
the first big one
I collabed with
so we could start
with that
who the F did I collab with?
Because I'm telling you, there's so many things I find out.
Like recently, too.
Like what, a couple months ago, we found out more stuff on Patreon about him.
I'm like, weird.
That's going to be your new Patreon series.
Yeah.
Right.
Every.
We have a lot of them coming up, so subscribe, everybody.
Patreon.com.
Cupcake also shaded Justin Timberlake and on twitter which i thought
was funny because i think she has a song called dui and she was like you can stream my new song
but then justin timberlake made a weird joke about it too like at his tour um what do you say
is anyone driving tonight or something yeah he said so uh is there anyone here tonight that is
driving and uh no i'm just kidding what well a lot of people probably
driving like what does that mean like he needs a ride home like people who are drinking and then
driving themselves what who jokes about like when you especially when you just had one yeah it was
very reasons very fresh like two weeks ago i think dui is not something you joke about because like
you could have killed someone like yeah actually those are the biggest and like more than losers
like anyone who drinks and drives is like actually
they should be get the death penalty I think
because I feel like you're literally yes
because you are putting someone's life you know what
it is yes you know you're putting someone's
like I the saddest story
I you know she talked about so I guess I like
talk about it but um Steph Pappas she
lost her dad to drunk driving uh just
a few days before Malibu
was born so it's been a couple years and it was like literally the saddest thing because she just
saw him that night for dinner and then not two minutes away from her house it got killed by a
drunk driver and her and the dog too and I was just like that is actually so crazy how this one
person and she like literally gets to live his life but because he like drank and drive when
it's 2024 you can get ubers you can walk you can there's so many things like ran into her dad and now he's all over and he's in her videos all the time and
it's just like ah it just makes me so mad and then for like just like one to do it and then two to
like joke about it is like so fresh i'm like you're an a**hole like knowingly you know like you're
you're drunk right and you know you could like hurt someone like that's some bulls**t i hate that
and just like is actually the evil of the week you know what I mean I feel like we had gays of the week I think we need evil pieces of
shit that should be canceled forever I thought I hated him for what he did Britney Spears now
it's like a whole new level and this was just recent I'm like you're dumb and you're you're
so rich like you could hire a driver like you're disgusting I hate you Justin Timberlake I don't
know why I got so mad today I've been feeling like I was like I don't think but I maybe it's
too many men it's chapel coming out I know I know today. I've been feeling like, I was like, I don't know what I think, but I. Maybe it's chapel. Too many men.
It's chapel coming out.
I feel like it should be nice in her cosplay because I'm like, I don't want like a clip
of me dressed like her coming for people.
She used to have a TikTok series where she would just drag men though.
Oh, tea, really?
She deleted a lot of like her older TikToks.
Oh, my.
Oh, love it.
She would just like, she would wear like huge like stripper heels and she would just be
like talking guys.
I do not know this.
Which I love.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
So it's on brand.
And literally it's like let me like be nice in her cosplay because like, you know, she's on the up and up.
She's like going to win a Grammy.
And then they'll be like, why is this girl in – you know what I mean?
Like I'm like let me just be – okay.
Love.
Slave.
That's been channeling it.
I really – I really dislike men.
Yes.
Thank God I had all-girl babies.
I don't know how I could raise boys, honestly.
You know what I mean?
Abby, Matt and Abby are shaking.
She's like, everyone hates me, boys.
It's like, no.
Everyone hates your husband, okay?
That's what we're more concerned with.
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
They are.
Now he's trying.
At least of anything of the cancellation of Matt Howard or whatever his name is, at least he's trying now to be nice to her in podcasts. Oh, is he? He did one where he's trying at least at least of anything of the cancellation of matt howard or
whatever his name is like at least he's trying now to be nice to her and podcast he did one where
he's like supportive of her i guess they didn't get a house and they the offer was too low they
did an offer blow out i know way too much about them but again it's tiktok clips just like you
know so much about me i'm like i just went on tiktok and typed your name in like it took me
an hour to research this but anyways nice that's great but i was like i guess the offer was too
low on the house and then he was like oh he's like should we do you think it's the right house
though should we do you want to put another offer and we can put a higher he's like trying to be
like i'm like okay at least you know if it's performative at least he's trying to help her
i don't know or maybe we help change him be like you are i think it's performative but he was
trying to be supportive and that's all we really need i guess well and hopefully she's okay but
other than that it's like if you're a whole like in front of the camera then you're like what are you behind cameras at least he's
like pretending to be nice something maybe he's nice yeah let's celebrate that exactly snaps for
and with like justin timberlake's thing too like i saw like a couple days after like the arrest or
whatever some like um there's articles about the cop who pulled them over and it was like this cop is a young hot-headed cop who has a reputation for pulling locals over if they're
just going a little bit over the speed limit i'm like so you're mad at a cop for doing his job
which cops never like a lot of them don't do their job like it's actually crazy the amount
of times i get in trouble like like for cops like i remember one time i was like filming
like literally like in a store and a cop came in to, like, stop me from filming.
And I was like, but, like, there's drunk drivers on the road.
Like, go get them.
You know what I mean?
Priorities, yeah.
Yeah, so people are wild.
I felt that, too.
But it felt like it was a little bit staged, a little bit set up, right?
It felt like a weird, yeah.
Shift.
Yeah, I feel like something to kind of make it look, make the optics look, I don't more like the like the cop was the just the hard
to like you know he was just a little bit under the influence like he would have been fine i feel
like that was like the angle but it's like no like no let's celebrate a cop doing his job yeah
and also like buzz driving is drunk driving that's what all our billboards say here in
california so any of those people are like he was a little bit the video of him performing i mean
that was not a little drunk.
He was wired.
He almost looked like
he was on something
like his eyes and stuff.
He was like,
yeah,
he might have gone off too easy.
I was like,
it is crazy
and they just can walk.
That's what's crazy
about drunk drivers too.
So like,
you can just get out
the next day?
I guess.
Like,
that's what I'm saying.
They should be in prison.
Like,
if you like,
that's almost like
attempted murder, right?
Like,
you're like,
you could have killed somebody.
So.
Yeah. It should be at least in prison. Like, if you, like, that's almost like attempted murder, right? Like, you're, like, you could have killed somebody, so. Yeah.
Should be at least in prison.
It is.
I have no idea, like, what happened after the fact.
Like, I mean, I'm assuming he must have, like, obviously he can afford bail or whatever,
but, yeah.
They should put them in prison without bail.
I feel for sure the world tour can wait.
Which is the U.S. and Canada.
One Canadian date.
The world tour. I love it. That'll be our tour. One Canadian date. The world tour.
I love it.
That'll be our tour.
We'll go on the world tour.
We'll only do Southern California shows.
I love it.
That was like the one good thing
to come out of that
was that meme.
It's going to ruin the tour.
What tour?
The world tour.
That was actually so funny.
Did you hear?
Oh, what?
What?
You go.
You're going to hate hate mine what is it
it's musical theater what's the musical theater do we talk about it um i don't dislike adam
lambert i love adam lambert i love adam lambert more than anything in the whole world um he's
replacing eddie redmayne in cabaret wow is it because of the controversy of over the
the tony awards i think no I think his contract was up.
I think if anything, more people
are trying to see the show. I think don't talk
about tickets. I think
Broadway Community Court made a mistake. I think a ticket
for that show is like the highest Broadway ticket.
It's like 400 bucks. Wow.
But because they're sold out, because of Eddie Raymond,
you can get them on SeatGeek. Not sponsored today, but you can
get them on SeatGeek for
I think they go for like
a thousand dollars
or something like that
like it's actually so crazy
because it's like so popular
but Adam Lambert
said to replace him
and I would like to
they're still auditioning
Sally Bowles
so if you would like
me to be in Sally Bowles
there was never a plus size
Sally Bowles
but I would love to be in it
you know what I mean
like I'm definitely
a well fed Sally Bowles
but I would love to be in it
putting my hat in the ring
and I love Adam Lambert.
And then we can go to New York and we can see all the shows.
What did you want to see?
Didn't you want to see something there?
Rachel Zegler on Romeo Plus Juliet.
Is it out now or it's happening?
I think it's happening.
Oh, shoot.
It might be over.
I feel like it was in June.
No.
Oh, no.
This is literally me yesterday when I wanted to get Nothing Bunked Cake and they close
at 4 p.m. on Sunday.
That's so early. Right? It's kind of – and when you try to go to get nothing bunk cake and they close at 4 p.m on sunday that's so early right it's kind of and when you try to go to barnes and noble early and they
weren't open why do we have like i don't know my head is just like it should be open dude
place only open from 10 to 4 anymore i guess they just need one shift of people i guess maybe
sundays i feel like things close early before it's really early oh i was devastated it was my
tea day all weekend i I was so sad.
So then I just got a cake from Brent's, which was still good, but it's not a nothing bunk cake.
We had gone to Brent's that morning.
Saw some fans there.
They were very nice and waited to take a picture when I got up.
Because I was in, you know those circle booths?
You know the ones in the corner?
I slid all the way into the middle.
So it's like.
Tough.
Yes.
It's Elvis, Moses, Malibu, me, my dad, my stepmom. So it's like I'm right in the corner. I slid all the way into the middle. So it's like. Tough. Yeah. It's Elvis, Moses, Malibu, me,
my dad, my stepmom.
So it's like I'm right
in the middle.
It was hot.
My thighs were sticking
to the seat.
And I was like,
can you take a picture?
I was like,
just wait till we all get up
because otherwise
it's going to be very awkward
to make everyone leave.
And I'm sticking my thighs
to the seat.
And they were very nice.
Their grandma came up to me
and asked because they were too shy.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Yes.
I thought that was really nice.
You can't say no to a grandma.
You're like, yeah.
Not that I would say no. Oh,
I should do a PSA because I did feel really bad.
I felt really bad. I said no to someone like really,
really bad. But I will say the only thing I
don't take a picture with someone if it's in the parking
lot because like you have to get my
daughter out, Malibu. He's getting
Elvis out and we all walk together
because obviously you have to like hold their hands in a parking lot so
they don't get run over by like cars. So
it's really the only time. I can't really break the hands.
You know what I mean?
So if you want to follow us into the restaurant, I'll take a picture.
Because if she lets go of Malibu's hand.
Malibu will run.
I'm holding Elvis.
Like the car seat is really heavy.
And holding Malibu.
But then if she runs, like something happens.
It's tough, you know.
And it takes only a second in a parking lot.
Yeah.
So I don't let go.
She's not yet aware of like cars. I felt so bad bad these people came out of like nowhere and i then i felt bad
but then they saw where we were going so i'm like if you want to like wait till we sit down
that's the only time and then i'm like you know what i was wearing a just trisher oh my god i
feel like an they're probably like yeah she's so excited to take pictures she's in glam she's a
it looks like i'm a billboard for our podcast then i was like oh so anytime i'll say well
usually if moses can take her hand but i felt really really bad i'm
so sorry to those girls but if we're in a parking lot just you know it sounds weird but just like i
guess watch where we're going and try and get it in there because it was very nice um i love seeing
fans out it's cool because i never leave my house so it is cool i do feel very famous a lot of times
and it's uh it's really nice it's very crazy moses thinks i am very famous he will say you are
really famous you are there's no doubt about that oh Oh, thank you. I never feel like it ever.
But I only wanted to be famous when I was younger.
And now I feel it.
That's all I wanted.
I didn't want to be rich.
I just want to be famous.
And I feel like I've achieved it to some level.
I mean, whenever we're in public, it turns into a meet and greet.
If we're standing in the same spot for a little too long.
It's a VidCon over here.
Oh, yeah.
It's a full-on VidCon out this way.
Yeah, people are really nice.
So thank you to the people who said hi at Brent's and at the lake.
We met someone.
Moses actually took a picture with somebody at the lake.
I was very proud of him.
I almost made it without.
But then the person, because they took a picture with you,
and they're like, okay, I'm going to take a selfie with you.
And they just came to take a selfie and ran away.
I'm very happy.
I thought he was going to say no.
I'm like, Moses, she's so nice.
No, but I was very clear.
I take pictures with you. And we were together taking pictures with people by myself i wasn't in the picture
well that's that just happened you're a witness at least yeah you were there like it's not something
that i tell him he should i'm like you were we have this argument all the time not all the time
like twice but i'm like you're literally on the podcast now like you're like i get it before you
weren't on social media you had your own job you were private whatever but like you're on the
podcast so they're a fan they're like excited
you know what I mean
like take a photo
like that's so awkward
to be like no
if you're with yourself
yes
and I'll have a conversation
and be very personal
but you know
if we're not together
I think that's weird
but whatever
do you take pictures
with people
I'm weird
if someone asks
yeah it doesn't really
happen that often
my boyfriend got recognized
for being my boyfriend
at the gym once
that's wild
that's amazing so I feel like he probably gets
recognized more than me I don't know if I'd recognize your
boyfriend like that's so crazy
I have like one Instagram with him and that's
and he's like he's like kind of private that's why it's like
I don't like posting that much because he's just shy
yeah so
that's wild he got really shook he's like
oh my god I don't know and then he thought he saw her like yesterday
at the gym he's like there's this girl with a pink cup next to me.
I think that might be her.
I was like, okay, relax.
Oh my God.
I bet she sounds like a doll.
So I don't know.
Yeah, she's like so nice.
She's like, I love you.
I love Oscar.
Oh, that's cute.
I like that.
I think that's cute too.
I mean, I guess if he likes it.
But it is hard when you have like – because I have like family that's private.
And so like they'll get like annoying calls from people that try to find their number
because they have the same last name or whatever.
And it's like, oh oh god just like leave those people
alone that have no if i don't post about them they don't want to be publicly associated yeah he's
like he i don't know he's weird about it like i think he tries to be private but if he if we're
together and someone like says hi like he gets excited too i think oh really oh yeah and he also
like whenever i get a pr box he gets really excited he's like you need to start posting more like so that's so funny a little excited about i feel like that with get a PR box, he gets really excited. He's like, you need to start posting more.
That's so funny.
He does get a little excited about that.
I get like that with Moses for his PR.
He got the Jimmy Johns and I was like, oh my God, this is so exciting.
I'm going to post about it because we're sitting on our table for so long.
We've got to post.
So they send you more stuff.
I get excited about PR.
Even my PR, like Jack in the Box or Scrub Daddy.
Scrub Daddy is like, oh, when do you want to go on a brand trip?
I'm like, where?
Wow, the new tart.
The Scrub Daddy is going to be the new tart the scrub daddy is going
to be the new tart trip oh my god just like cleaning their bathrooms around the world
cleaning places i live um that's everything i was like anytime you know what a borbora yeah
fourth of july i'll try because i see everyone raving about the grill thing that they sent me
yeah for the grill so fourth of july okay We're not getting paid to send it to us.
No, I finally get to test it out.
I actually generally love Scrub Daddy. They were on Shark Tank too, right?
I think so.
Is that how they got their start?
Yeah, and Ring Camera was on Scrub Daddy.
On Shark Tank. Really?
Oh, they had some moves over there. Yeah.
Scrub Mommy.
There has been a new debate because of Bridgerton,
which is very's very odd
forbes wrote an article titled are we ready for a mixed weight couple on screen oh which is like
i is i don't know if they're trying to make mixed weights like the new interracial or something
i'm like interracial interracial that's been around for a while i don't know who started it
but yeah i used to have to interracial couple yeah yeah i think it's been around for a while i don't know who started it but yeah i used to have to like interracial couple yeah yeah i think it's been around for a minute for sure wow yeah we love
it interracial i love showing our like people always do like body comparisons with us like
this is wild i saw that too with like um with the confidence activist danny from the sheen
trip with like her boyfriend or husband.
People like talk about that a lot with them too.
And it's like,
it's so weird to me.
I'm like,
is it really that much of a thing?
Like the size comparisons
or just the weight?
Yeah, inter-weight.
There was like a whole like article
about them being like mixed weight.
Yeah.
No one wrote articles
about our mixed weight.
And we are mixed weight.
I think,
what are you?
Are you 170?
We might be like 100 pounds difference
when I gave birth. We might be a big difference. i'm not sure i have to weigh myself okay it's
been a while okay do that in the break but okay so what are they saying are they saying it like
a bad way like are we ready do we need to see this um they were saying how like a bridge this
coupling in bridgerton specifically caused some backlash which i didn't really see i don't know
like who yeah who's complaining about it like nobody i guess if you look it up you can find it but like it has made it up yeah it doesn't
like i feel like overwhelmingly from what i saw it was like more positive everybody loved it
everybody loved it um but i guess it was basically like diving into like the backlash of like having
these like nicola and whatever collins real name is luke newton yeah and then there was also like
a report about the psychology of like mixed weight oh what's psychology i would love to hear that
um typically the way that this is from like a psychologist
it's not something new it's something that has always happened but it's been sort of psychologist. Dr. Drew driving in. Let's hear it.
It's not something new. It's something that
has always happened, but it's been sort of
shrouded and hidden in the past.
And I think that it was sort of seen as an anomaly.
Whereas now, it's
visible because of social media and conversation
around fat politics and
body liberation in general is
more popular.
So mixed-weight couples are like less novel or
less unusual than they've been in the past i love the mixed weight couples like that's actually so
crazy to say the verbiage is like also the fact that it's like political i'm like it's about
preference like personal preference we're not politically yeah what's the political part about
it they said typically uh the way that i
see that unfolding is that especially for this uh social circle of the person in the smaller body
there can be confusion or disappointment um essentially the people in the social world
will assume that they are settling or make these sort of negative connotations about what it means
for the person's own self-image so that that's saying like the smaller person is settling to be with like the bigger person.
Yeah.
But that's just true.
I mean that's just our society for sure.
I remember when we got together too like people like close friends of Moses were like concerned
for him because they saw that I was eating fast food in the car and they were like, are
you going to start eating like fast food too?
Right?
Was that the gist of it?
They were like so concerned about it.
I was like, there's more things to be concerned about him getting with me than eating fast food you know like it was so weird when he said that
and he took me a while for him to tell me that because he obviously knows i'm sensitive and i
was just like but what would they say like why were they so against it and like that was a big
one right yeah one of the things because i think when you come from the art world there's so much
judgment towards anything that's like just the american lifestyle and junk food or fast fashion
anything you know it's a very it's a very judgmental space right so i think that that's
all your friends are skinny all your friends not whatever but i feel like skinny people really not
skinny shaming but i do feel like sometimes skinny people do look at like and then maybe we're
disguising about like wow she's a lot of fast food but also being like she's fat you know what i mean
that's something how i take it not to be like direct about it, but it's true.
I think that's.
There's a lot of judgment because there's a lot of like feeling like I'm better than
you because I can control myself better than you.
But the reality is they can control themselves in one avenue, but they don't, they have the
same issue in different avenue.
It might be alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever.
You know, like they might have it in a different place.
But they hold on to it like, well, at least I'm skinny.
Well, just, right.
I mean, they do think the skinny superior there.
Or they think like you're, oh, they're with her for whatever.
It could be money or fame or whatever.
Like they just assume the skinny person.
It's usually, I only notice this more so with skinny guys with bigger
girls right like I think it's Gabourey Sidibe has a skinny and everyone's just like oh my god well
obviously he's with her for the money and with like that seems to be the narrative if you're a
skinny guy with a big girl but I don't really see it too often like skinny girls with big guys you
know what I mean like you never I'm trying to think of like a couple the only one I think of
is like King of Queens and I feel like it was never about her like oh she's using him you know what I mean
they just were like in love as opposed to when you're with a bigger I'm trying to think of a
movie there is a movie where someone uses the bigger girl for money but I don't know but usually
that's what they assume in real life too and even in Bridgerton it's very that it's very like
all his friends are like what the like the Featherington girl like what who cares about
her or whatever and he's like I don't know there was a study done in 2016 and it said that um
like with interracial couples um it's seen as like the skinnier person is dating outside of
their league and threatening group-based hierarchies which they tend to benefit from
so people tend to express prejudice towards dissimilar couples because they tend to view such relationships
as inherently unequal.
The extent to which people think
that one partner is getting a much better
or worse deal than the other partner,
the more prejudice they tend to express
towards the relationship.
So odd.
The skinny person,
the prejudice towards relationship?
Yeah, like say if like,
so like most of the friends,
if they're like, you know, the skinnies.
Yeah, the skinnies.
They think that's like, it's like almost like breaking social hierarchy for like a skinny person being a bigger person.
Which is crazy for the Bridgerton era because, again, like that era, they were like the fat women were considered the desirable ones because they were like rich and they could eat and they were fertile.
So it is a little weird.
Obviously, it's not supposed to be historically accurate like Bridgerton, but it is like a weird thing for that era because it's like well that's like kind of the norm for the girls back then although there are a lot of tiny girls
on that show too so i guess yeah it's kind of weird and then season three is even more particular
peculiar i start talking like them like i start talking brits like it's so peculiar i really do
find myself saying it i would like to make your acquaintance. Yeah. I was just like, I know. I certainly do not jest.
That should be the lemonade.
Like, I feel very like it is weird how I like.
Yeah.
Anyways.
Are you well?
That's the first thing you asked me.
Like, anyway.
Anyways, I do think there is like there's more bigger people as like background.
You know, the girls that come to Colin, there's like, you know, a plus size girl in there.
So it feels like it's trying to be a little more diverse.
Anyways, it's a weird, weird thing for back in that time period but now for sure also a lot of guys just
I don't know if they prefer fat but some people do some people just like bigger like there are
guys who swear to me up and down like that's all they've dated that's all they like is just a thick
girl they like swear they don't like skinny like I'm not even talking about Moses I like whatever
but I mean like other guys they like I've seen who they've dated right like there's like I talk about this all the time
there's like this really popular wrestler and he like hooked up famously with Eamon Schumer like
I hooked up with it like he obviously has a type of like big bigger girls and he'd always say that
if I like lost weight he's like you lost your weight like you look too skinny for me or something
like that and I was always a big girl so it's like there are guys who genuinely just prefer that
yeah you know I don't know I don't know why that's so hard for people to grasp so you know what a wise person once said
is it me thick girls are boys you knew it i don't know i was literally like wait i was saying
to be funny girls are boys best friend that is a that's a classic um when i was bigger i was i
guess like a friends with benefits kind of thing with this one guy.
But then when I lost weight, he completely ghosted me.
And then when I gained a little bit more weight, he tried to hit me up again.
It's so real.
But it's for real.
Yeah.
And then he was like – he like hit me up again.
He was like, oh, yeah.
Like you look good right now.
Like you were looking a little too skinny before.
Yes.
And I was like crazy.
It's actually like such a real thing.
It's like when guys will like fat shame their girlfriend for gaining weight because they prefer them skinny. Like it's actually kind of the same
if you lose weight because it's happened multiple times. I had a friend to a hairdresser I had.
And every time a boyfriend of his like lost weight, he literally would like break up with
them because I'm not attracted to them anymore. Like he loved the butt. He loved everything.
And yeah, I mean, I guess it's kind of bad that way, too, because it's like the opposite,
right? Like you're you're shaming them for getting skinny or healthy but yeah some people just love
the preference they love and i know because like the ones that really did prefer a larger girl i
mean some people definitely shame me for my weight or whatever but the ones that preferred they like
would squeeze they'd squeeze your arm they'd squeeze your butt and they'd be like into it
you know what i mean as opposed to other ones they don't look at you or they don't feel you
they're just like trying to get it in or whatever so you can usually tell like when someone's into you and I've always
said this to everyone too it's like I don't let like your weight stop you because there is so
many people that one don't care and two that might be into it you know what I mean because I've never
really had any trouble like dating yes I've dated some guys but like if you you know there's some
good guys that like you and then also like if you were looking to hook up like so many guys are into
it you know what I mean so I don't know
if that's good advice
or whatever
but don't be self-conscious
I guess some girls
don't want to like
hook up with people
or whatever
because they're like
self-conscious of their body
but I don't know
although my body is T
my body is good
sometimes I look back at them
and I'm like
God my body was good
I see all the comments
like her body was T
I was like
it was
kind of A
there's like a behind the scenes
clip of that
I saw that
yeah
it has like 2 million views
and everyone's like
wow her body was so nice and everyone's like oh my god I'm flirting with her and at the time I just that. I saw that. Yeah, it has like 2 million views. And everyone's like, wow, her body was so nice.
And everyone's like, oh my God, Eminem's flirting with her.
And at the time, I just remember thinking I was like so huge and so fat.
I was like trying to cover myself up.
Yeah.
And I look back, I was like, God, I did look really good.
And I was so, so I kind of still feel that way now.
You still do.
I'm the only one.
I get to see you.
Moses does.
You walk around and he's like, ooh.
That's true.
I know.
There's times where I just have like, yeah, my underwear out or whatever. He's like, I had a dream about this last night. I was like, oh ooh that's true I know there's times where I just have like yeah my underwear out
or whatever
he's like
I had a dream about this
last night
I was like
aww
that's what I
but it's like
you know
sometimes you lose
that like
excitement
when you're married
as far as like
you know
complimenting each other
no I'm just waiting
that how many more weeks
another week
I know another week
one more week
I know
you start dreaming about it
oh wow
thanks
especially with Bridgerton
what?
with Bridgerton too yeah oh my well that, wow. Especially with Bridgerton. What? With Bridgerton, too.
Oh, well, that's the problem.
We watch Bridgerton, which is just sex all the time.
And I'm just like, damn, this is really hard, actually.
And honestly, I would probably chance it.
But it's like I still have a little bit of blood coming out there.
So I was like, well, let's just wait.
Because I guess it's a wound inside or something.
I don't know what's happening.
Something's there.
But it's at the end.
I'm in a panty liner phase now.
I'm no longer in diapers,
so it's getting there, everybody.
And it's sad.
It's so sad to actually
not have sex for a while.
Like, it's actually kind of sad.
Like, even,
I was like,
let your body heal.
I'm like, yeah,
but part of that process,
like, it's all sad.
Like, I don't know.
I did, well,
we can say that
for our Adam and Eve sponsorship.
They have a grapefruit BJ set
on Adam and Eve right now.
For, like, the flavor? I don't know. It shows a a grapefruit BJ set on Adam and Eve right now. For like the flavor?
I don't know.
It shows a big grapefruit on the box.
I sent it to Moses this morning because I was like filling out my stuff for my next Adam and Eve video.
And I was like, look at this grapefruit.
Wow.
Yeah.
I've never, I don't think I've ever tried like a flavored lube or something.
But it looks like there's, it looks like it's a thing for it.
Like it's a grapefruit.
Oh.
I think it's like you do it together with that. Wow. With the grapefruit. That would be wild. And also like I feel like they're like watching me. That's a thing for it. Like it's a grapefruit. I think it's like you do it together with that.
Wow.
With the grapefruit.
That would be wild.
But also like I feel like
they're like watching me.
That's a handful.
Yeah.
Really.
It looked crazy.
It looked nuts.
I mean we're not sponsored
by Adam and Eve this time
but it looked
I can't wait to get it.
I literally just ordered it this morning.
I was like this is kind of everything.
We'll try out that.
I really think they're watching my stories
because they're like
oh grapefruit's the new thing.
Let's get in on this
because who liked grapefruit
this much before? I did buy a grapefruit spoon from Williams the new thing. Like, let's like get in on this. Because who liked grapefruit this much before?
I did buy a grapefruit spoon from Williams-Sonoma.
It has like little jagged edges on it.
I'm very excited for it.
Supposedly it doesn't actually help you lose weight.
Everyone's like, it's just a myth.
It doesn't really do anything for weight loss.
And I Googled it and it's like not.
There's like fiber and stuff and hydration, but, and it keeps you full.
Yeah.
But I mean, anything you eat that substitute the, you know, like carbs and all the things.
Yeah.
That's true.
It does help you.
I was having two big meals a day.
Now I just have one big meal a day.
So I am hungry, though.
I go for those fried chicken.
Fried chicken's not that bad either, I don't think.
Like if you just have one little piece of like a fried chicken breast,
I don't think it's that bad.
Is it mostly just in the skin, I think, right?
We should ask marmalade.
Don't you pull your skins off?
Or is that just KFC?
I only eat the skins.
Oh, you only eat the skins.
I don't like the – no. No, but the marmalade fried chicken you pull your skins off or is that just i only eat the skin oh you only eat the skin i don't like the no no but the marmalade fried chicken you can't really peel
the skin off it's kind of it's really good we got sidetracked again oh but anyways so what is this
just saying like we're not ready to see them on tv that's the argument but a lot of people were like
clowning on like the whole mixed weight oh they're oh those like the people are making fun of the article
for sure forbes like they hire the most random people i'll see people on twitter be like i write
for forbes i'm like you hire the most random people forbes like i don't know i feel like
people pay to get on your list but um i think there'll be more of it now because people loved
it so much like for me as like a bigger girl first of all again i reiterate nicola is probably like
the i did a size comparison actually on our TikTok
because when she stands next to Luke, she looks so tiny.
And I'm like, look at me next to Moses.
Like, I look three times his size, which, again, it doesn't matter,
but she is a tiny person.
So it is actually crazy that we're even having this, even her naked scene in it.
Like, she has no roles.
I literally looked at her and was like, gosh, she has no roles.
That's so crazy.
But I think now more than ever, like, me as a big girl watching that,
it's like, oh, it's nice to see the big girl, I guess, or the one that gets made fun of on the show all
the time, get this like hot, handsome, like, I mean, he does look good.
Luna looks good in this one.
He's just like ripped.
And it's just like nice to see because she's like very, you know, she looks like a painting.
She's very soft and, you know, just beautiful.
And then you just see him like chiseled and be like, I'm going to come over there, whatever.
And it's just really, I love what he says to her.
What does he say?
We just rewatched it again the first time they had sex and he's just like I'm gonna warn you it's
gonna hurt but it should only be the first time I was like okay geez what a flex he's like this
might hurt you it's the second time they mentioned that the hurting in the first yeah I think the
first season he mentioned that to her too wow are they just well endowed or what no they're virgins
I get that but that's like a weird thing to say. Like it might hurt the first.
Also, oh, here's a bigger one.
We should pick Forbes.
Okay, we're going to write about Bridgerton
and like, are we ready for this?
It's like, why did the men get to go
with all the whores and all the hookers
while the ladies had to be virgins?
Like that's so effed up.
And they were like,
and even she says it shows,
I know you have more experience.
Like tell me how to do this and whatever.
And it's just like,
how are they supposed to be virgins?
But these guys can just go
to all the like hookers around town like and they're always with the
hookers they're always there morning noon and night and i was like calling too i was like that's
so effed up and then the ladies have to be ladies it's like so and then if you even kiss them if you
even kiss them you have to wed them like it's like this is some bullshit do that at the same time
if you kiss somebody just you know or even just standing with them alone yeah without a chaperone
yeah you have to marry them that's a bigger issue and it's still to this day it's like that it's very
much like you know men can just go have sex with whoever they want and then if it's like a girl
it's like oh well people already had you so i don't want you it's like so and that should be
the bigger question not like interracial with like literally someone who's so tight again not
shaming her i'm just saying like you're concerned about this guy. Anyways, whatever. I hate it. I hate it so much. Yeah, but I love that it's coming back.
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I was gonna say Fabio, but he's like 70. So maybe not Fabio, although it wasn't a music
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Oh my God.
Do you think they stole my...
I haven't seen Hello Traveler for a long time.
When did the show come out?
I bet they took it.
I feel like it came out recently.
Oh my God.
I think. This year for sure. Fellow took it. I feel like it came out recently. Oh, my God. I think.
This year for sure.
Fellow Travelers.
That sounds like Hello Traveler.
Yeah, I hate to say that with an accent.
Fellow Traveler.
Hello Traveler.
Oh, my God.
It doesn't sound as good as Hello Traveler.
Ah, we're still going to be Hello Traveler.
Okay, we'll be something else.
We'll be Trisha Frankenstein or something.
No, that sounds like the other one with Cole Sprouse.
I don't know.
We'll think of a good one.
They can still have Fabio. He'll be like
Gandalf. He'll be like Gandalf
or something like that. He'll be like the Wizard of the Elves.
Fabio? Yeah, I'm sure he's down to do it.
Me and Fabio.
Lisa Frankenstein.
Oh, Lisa Frankenstein.
It's too close.
You know, I don't know.
We'll have Zac Efron, even though we're the same age.
He could also be a barmaid.
My favorite.
This is kind of old, but someone photoshopped the Tavern Maid series, like the premiere.
And they put like, they photoshopped what everyone's like outfits would be like on the red carpet.
Really?
Yeah, they put you.
It was like Harry and Niall together.
Brooke. Oh, yes. It was like um harry and nile together brooke and hannah it was like what were they wearing brooke and tana i think they were
wearing the people's choice awards outfits i love that brooke and tana can be in the show
they should be the show too they should be tavern maids for sure nile and harry for sure
is harry ripped he could be one of the guys watch he gets like zac afron he just gets like so big
and like ripped for this
like Baywatch style.
But he's not young.
I mean,
it's fine.
Look at me being like,
he's not young enough.
I think he's definitely
age appropriate
for to play young.
He's going to play younger
because he does look like a,
he looks young,
not a baby,
but he looks young.
That saying is so awful.
Like,
you look like a baby.
Like,
that's kind of the worst thing
to say when you're trying
to tell someone
they look young.
It's like,
let's not use that anymore
let's just say
you look very young
for your age
I tell most of that
like he shaves
I'm like oh you look
like a baby
but I'm like
that's kind of weird
I guess
why are we even using
that as like an analogy
oh you look like a baby
oh you're such a baby
like don't infantilize
people
infantilize
infantilize
infantilize
people
I love that little rant
don't infantilize on myself I wasize, people. I love that little rant.
Don't infantilize. I'll call myself.
I'll be like, ew, why are we, why are we ew?
Oh, I didn't even use my little fan's name.
You're just his wife.
I didn't even see that next to you this whole time.
Everyone who does Tiny Desk, they never have the fan.
They never get the details.
She has her little fan.
She's like,
Oh my God,
so funny.
Yeah, anyways.
Oh my God.
Wow.
We're just having
too much fun.
Oh my God.
Just having so much fun.
I'm just Trish.
I don't know if Peter
Mon invented fans,
but it's really like
a drag thing, right?
Yeah.
It was very chuggy.
Yeah, I feel like
people think he invented that.
I thought he did. I don't know people. I think was you it was just because i thought he made it like his
thing like he's the fan but i'm like it's kind of everything though it is nice even british and
they have the fan and they're always like oh this it feels nice it's like a little breath of breeze
of fresh air like what is it what am i doing like a little breeze I guess that's it period point blank
well yes
we should start having fans
I didn't want to copy
Peter Mon
but I don't think
this is a Peter Mon thing
think it's a Bridgerton
why
god
yeah when you go to
DragCon
every drag queen
has like their own fan
okay well
just taking it for
guess who else
was it Rich Lux too
like stole drag lingo
and everyone thought
it was him
where he was like
he would say like boots the house or clock the house or something.
Yeah.
But that's how it is.
Like, Khloe Kardashian did, like, okurr, but, like, Laganja, Estranja, like, was saying,
oh.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
She did it first?
Do you think she stole it from her?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Can you do it?
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't roll my R's.
Oh, you do it better than me.
Let me hear. Oh. Oh, okurr than me let me hear oh oh that's good that's good yeah
that says you were like more than chris jenner trying to do it yeah it's still good though
i love the effort um jojo siwa was that i guess the final pride events that
yeah because pride's over i love it
but um it was for trick it was trixie mattel's pride event did you know that no where was it yes
um we weren't invited i already got lost in the mail damn that's one we missed it was the pink
disco tour the last stop at in philadelphia oh random so it was trixie and jojo okay yeah um in Philadelphia. Oh. Random.
JoJo's out there, Trixie. It was Trixie and JoJo.
Okay.
Yeah.
But anyway, JoJo did this whole bit
where she's performing
and all of a sudden she stops like,
who the F just booed me?
Oh, yeah.
I saw.
Who just booed me?
And then at first I believed her.
I was like, damn.
Like, she's really clapping back.
But then I was like, wait.
I remember seeing the videos of her at like the LA pride and people were actually like booing her and she didn't say anything so she definitely didn't can't hear the boos and then
I watched it again and her backup dancers are all like choreographed at the same time before she
even like clap like Jojo says anything they're flipping off the audience and one backup dancer
is like scanning the crowd like
this all sassy like who's booing jojo who's booing jojo you should be your backup dancer i could see
you doing that on stage i honestly kind of ate that it was like it was so sassy i mean it was
it was the pink disco tour so i was serving with the fingers up yeah yeah it was like scanning like
who's booing jojo who's booing jojo oh that's the dancer like flipping off the audience like yeah
like what's going on who's booing jojo they're all in their bad girl era and then respectfully you oh go bug yourself i'm like
in the i'm like okay we're losing the plot now she's like staging clapping back at booing like
obviously this was a stage like rehearse bit that like she did to make it seem like it was real but
then like the dancers gave it away
because they were all like choreographed the house.
You know what I mean?
Right.
Because they also said they could hear someone say
like it was me or something.
So I feel like there was like a staged booer
in the crowd or something.
I honestly feel like.
Or do you think no one booed?
I don't think anyone booed.
And I feel like it would be hard for her to hear
because she also has to have like in-ear like monitors, right?
To be able to hear like the song and the tracks or whatever yeah and to hear like one
boo and like a crowd and obviously like people paid money for these tickets so they knew they
were going to see jojo seawall and i've seen her performances like everyone has been into like the
spectacle of seeing jojo seawall you know what i mean even if you don't like live for her it's
like wow i'm seeing jojo seawall like this is it's like the campness of it right like it's like oh it's jojo like no one's a jojo stand i don't think anyone's
a trish stand either but it's just like the yeah the what is the word the it's not a facade what
is it like the spectacle yeah you could have it yeah it's like the spectacle of jojo for sure
yeah it's just so odd like why would you make that a whole, like, bit?
Especially because she did post a TikTok, like, last week, where she's like, I heard
your feedback.
I'm mixing things up.
I'm going to make a change.
Blah, blah, blah.
What was the change?
It wasn't bad enough.
She wasn't bad enough.
She's in a more bad era.
She's saying, fuck you.
Yeah.
She did something else.
Did she put something else in her pants this time?
Oh, I didn't see, but she very well could have.
Oh, really?
Wait, there was something else.
She announced her new EP,
I think, what is it,
Guilty Pleasure or something,
and she's going the whole,
like, teddy bear aesthetic,
slutty teddy bear,
but, like, Miley already did
slutty teddy bear.
Did she?
What was that?
Yeah, remember,
because Spice,
when she did a Snatch Game,
remember?
I remember, because they had...
She did Miley,
and she had the teddy bear.
I think it was from VMAs,
like, her infamous, like, Robin Thicke VMAs. Oh, she had a teddy bear I think it was from VMAs like her infamous
like Robin Thicke
VMAs
she had a teddy bear
yeah it was like
all teddy bear
like theme
I think on her boobs
or something
and that's what Jojo did
she had teddy bears
on her boobs
oh I see
was it kind of like
a mouse or something
she had on her boobs
because I remember
everyone had the Halloween costume
it was like a little
gray mouse or something
yeah like a little plush
or whatever
so now Jojo's recycling that
the teddy bear
again this is me just being like an old mom but I'm just kind of like doesn't it feel a little bit again or whatever. So now JoJo's recycling that. The teddy bear is,
again,
this is me just being like an old mom,
but I'm just kind of like,
doesn't it feel a little bit,
again,
a little infantile,
like a little sexualization
of like infant stuff,
you know what I mean?
I think that's maybe
that she's going for.
Like, you know,
like you knew me
as like the young,
but now I'm like growing.
I don't know.
My thing is like,
okay,
this is my advice to JoJo.
Okay.
I think you need to have an album and it's just called like Joanie.
Because her real name is Joanie Joelle.
Did she talk about it?
Her government name?
Yeah.
You know some people don't like their government name to be used.
I think it's just around.
You know what I mean?
Because if they present themselves as JoJo Siwa, we should respect JoJo Siwa.
No, but I'm saying like because Lady Gaga had the album Joanne.
Got it.
Okay.
Well, maybe preface it by that.
I thought we're like outing her name.
I was like, oh my God.
Let's not say her government name.
Okay.
Got it.
I didn't know.
Got it.
Joanne is her.
No, that's not her real name.
Is her name Stephanie?
Stephanie.
I think her something, her grandma or something is Joanne. I name stephanie i think her something her grandma or
something is new joanne i don't know she's outing her grandma
that's the word i'm using i like okay
i think she needs like if she did the album like called like i don't know joni joni joelle
something and she like was like really like serious about like it was like almost like i don't know joni joni joelle something and she like was like really like
serious about like it was like almost like a chapel row and like you know it's like real
artistry yeah i feel like she could really gag and that's what i want from her i want her to pivot
in like an unexpected way and now it's like unexpected if she actually was taking herself
seriously that's true right like she's actually talented we're like whoa like she can actually sing i feel like she has i feel like she is talented right she has to she's a good dancer
definitely dancer i mean like we don't know the singing like i always have this and people laugh
but i mean dead serious when i was like i didn't know ariana grande was like a really good singer
like actually like so talented and like hit all these notes and stuff like that until the snl and
i was like oh why doesn't that get showcased more because like obviously she sounds good on an album
but like every pop girl does because you can I sound good on an album because you can, like, tune it or whatever.
But when – yeah, when you can, like – or was it Lady Gaga, like you said, like, at the Oscars when she, like, actually sang Sound of Music and everyone's like, what the –
Like, to me, again, I didn't know that about her.
So I was like, damn, they're actual – so that would be –
That would be a good one.
That would be the most shocking thing, right?
If all of a sudden you're like, oh, she's a really good singer-songwriter.
I love – I actually like JoJo as like the artist.
I do.
I like what she's doing.
I like that she's turning it all
into like a good thing
and making the most out of it
and monetizing it.
I don't like the fact
that she like defends like
Colleen and victims.
I mean like this never happened
which like don't talk
for other people.
Like that part I hate about her
but I do like the,
the fact that she's going
and she's pretty like strong
or whatever.
So,
yeah,
even making up stuff
I think it's kind of a slay.
I kind of love that you just like,
it's like me staging paparazzi. It's like, you know, Moses the paparazzi, whatever. It's like, it's kind of a slay I kind of love that you're just like it's like me staging paparazzi it's like you know Moses the pop whatever it is like it's kind of a
slay it's kind of cute but yeah I do think like it would be more shocking it's like you know like
we could talk about if I lost 100 pounds wow that's the most shocking thing Georgia could ever do
but like I feel like it yeah for Jojo it's like yeah come back and be like so talented and blow
everyone away if she has it in her and if not just keep doing what you're doing because obviously
that's working yeah and I know she likes the whole campness. And I think she could still do that.
Like Lady Gaga was doing like piano ballads.
But she would have like a bubble dress or something.
Like it would still be camp.
But like just be like a little bit more serious.
Because JoJo is chronically unserious.
And I don't know.
I do want her to slay.
And I think she can slay.
I think so too.
I really do think so.
And I think she just needs to like really figure out the branding and identity and like i think she thinks she knows
her branding but i don't think she does yet yeah it's strong branding whatever it is it's very
strong like you kind of know a jojo siwa bow you know what i mean like she has strong branding but
and the glitter eye and stuff but yeah maybe a little she like doesn't want it but she wants it
it doesn't feel like as authentic maybe to her now because she's trying to be like i'm an adult now when
she's not an adult she's still acting like a child yes she hasn't matured yet and she's not acting
like an adult but she's acting like from the eyes of a child what the adult will do now they would
curse they would touch themselves they would drink that's what adults do i'm like no you actually
become mature and professional and you know so so that's what's funny about her because she's still a kid
it doesn't feel like authentic to her i don't know how to describe it but yeah it doesn't feel
like something like when she was dressed up as like freddie mercury on her tour and stuff like
that felt more like something fun that she wanted to do that felt more authentic to her so i was
like that's why i kind of like vibe with her too it's like oh she likes to cosplay and she likes
to feel like you know she gets obsessed with things and stuff but yeah something i just think that she'll never be an
adult i think she'll always be a kid playing something and that's just it that's just what's
gonna be her future she's always gonna be that yeah but like when you cosplay i think it's like
fear so i did like so she there there is a path where like she can slay and still like channel
different like artists and wear like quirky outfits totally
yeah no that's what i'm saying i actually liked her freddie mercury interpretation or like her
elton john which i like the sequins you know i kind of i liked that about her that was like a
few years ago so i definitely think it's like there i think the bad girl turn of her like is
like not really her it's like it's fun like i don't know it's like uh do you want to be like
just infamous temporarily infamous and like kind of like joked at? Or do you want to like slay?
I feel like she's got to like –
She's going to slay.
I think she can, but she's got to make the decision.
You know what I mean?
She's got to – maybe pull like an Addison.
You know, Addison took a step back and she's like, hold on.
Let me actually like, you know, take a step back and I'm going to – when they see me again, I'm going to come correct and they're going to be gay.
Absolutely.
Addison is definitely the perfect example of that.
Yeah.
She is the blueprint.
Pink print. I love that. Yes. All of the prints. Absolutely. Addison is definitely the perfect example of that. Yeah, she is the blueprint. Pink print.
I love that.
Yes, all the prints.
I love Addison Rae so much.
JoJo, we're rooting for you.
We're all rooting for you still.
You can come on Just Trish,
but we got to talk about
some things, you know what I mean?
Some serious things
and then we can have some,
we have a key.
Final story of the day
goes to, God,ila I god I really root for her too I
really love Lila like I don't know her that well of course of other people but man this one really
broke my heart I was just like dang so have we even talked about any I guess it kind of all came
out right after our last Hot Topics. Yeah.
It was like she went to Cobra and Alex's wedding.
She said she drew three hours.
Where do you think the wedding was?
I was like, I think three hours from LA.
I had to be.
I was thinking that too.
It had to be either like a San Diego or like a Palm Springs, I would think.
Okay.
Those are the like general vicinity, right?
Yeah.
Because it also was outdoors.
Had to be somewhere, you know.
I couldn't tell where it is because we wanted to look at a lot of wedding venues.
I'm like, where that is.
They went to Alex and Cver's wedding, which is
invited to the century. I wish I could have gone to that wedding. That would have been amazing
because I love both of them. And oh, real quick, just a quick flex. Me and Culver had the same
wedding dress. Mine was in black. I was shocked. I don't think anyone, why would anyone notice that?
But I noticed it. And I was like, oh, wow, it's crazy because we had the exact, she had hers in
white. I tried mine on in white too, but it looked beautiful in white. She looked beautiful. I love
Alex Warren too. I don't know them, but I just love his songs.
And I love them.
And Lila Gimny got invited, which I was like, didn't know they were even that close.
But it's like, there were so many things that went wrong.
And I don't know how, like, obviously I wrap up the episodes.
I don't know how long.
But the things, obviously, like her posing in the aisle, which is pretty wild, right?
Like, I get at our wedding, we were at Four Seasons. So everyone's doing it in front of, like, you know, the snow arches and stuff.
Like, yeah.
But, like, it's crazy to do it, like, on the aisle.
They're about to walk down before.
Like, that's kind of wild to me.
I don't know.
Maybe that's not the worst of it all.
Obviously not.
But then to also vlogging.
Well, I guess they had a sign that said no cameras.
They're like, be present, no cameras, which is kind of, I get it.
But that's kind of weird that you have all these, like, vloggers and TikTokers there because it is kind of confusing, right?
I remember at Gigi's wedding, I wasn't taking pictures at first, but I noticed every single person, like, during the ceremony, everyone had their cameras up. So I was like, well, I'm going to have my camera.
I guess that's what you do, whatever.
Our wedding, too, we didn't really say anything.
People just took videos and pictures, whatever.
You just kind of, like, assume people will take it.
But she took the vlog or whatever and then posted it, like, what, the same day or the same night or the next day or something like that.
Yeah, I think it was, like like the immediate next day I think.
Which is – first of all, what a hustle.
What a work ethic.
You just went to a wedding and you're like let me just go edit this real quick.
Something I would do for sure.
Like you're like let's get this up ASAP.
Not at a wedding but just in general.
Like you're like I want to get this up as soon as possible.
That's crazy.
That's kind of wild, right?
But do you think it was framed in any type of way?
I'm not trying to defend.
It's like a content wedding because there was so many content creators i feel like not a content wedding
specifically but i feel like when you have when you're like our influencer and you have a lot
of influencers there you assume it's going to happen but i think you also assume that they
wouldn't like beat you to the punch so you know what i mean it's like it's like uh the fact that she posted it before
anyone else that's actually wild yeah yeah because any content creator will know you get first dibs
you're the first one to post this yeah that's not it's like if you had me i don't know let's say
not contact trails you had friends that are all musicians and you're standing in the aisle you're
getting married and suddenly somebody's trying to sing and they're a famous singer but like but no thank you we're getting married like you know what i
mean it doesn't mean that they're content creators they can film and post your wedding it's your
wedding it's not it's off limits it's like we had a friend that was like it was my gender reveal and
posted our the gender like as soon as it happened he posted it i was like and we were waiting for
the video to come back because as a con he wasn't a content creator so you didn't know but you know
as a content creator you know you kind of wait for the big video to come back.
So we were going to have our gender reveal, like, edited and stuff like that.
And literally, this was for Malibu.
He posted it, like, instantly as it was happening.
Like, we did the gender reveal.
He posted it on the internet.
And, like, Adam McIntyre, Rich Lux, everyone had it up within an hour.
Yeah, all the drama channels picked it up and already made videos while we're still celebrating.
Oh, my God.
I ended it.
I ended the night right then.
That's when I took a, did a live, like, lot of getting to my life i'm like let me edit this
right now myself i posted it at like midnight on a saturday i was like what the hell i was so i was
i was so annoyed he's like i didn't know i'm like you didn't know not to post the reveal
there's an actual reveal yeah that was actually crazy but
i mean i agree i don't think he knew but it is crazy but i feel like the worst part of all i
mean that was bad and obviously alex and cover did not agree they left a comment on someone who
was like this is maddie yeah what's the name uh their name is maddie maddie and they're like period
valid take whatever they were obviously not happy with it but the craziest thing i thought on
spillsage the craziest thing then is, well,
Lila did like a kind of an apology video, but not really. She's like, I expected Alex and Cover to
talk to me privately. I'm like, girl, you posted this. Like, what? They're obviously pissed at you.
Like, crazy. She kind of had like a crazy take on it. But then I saw Spilsash post the TikTok,
the video of her rolling in the veil. Yes, during the ceremony. During the ceremony, which, girl, why are you in this room?
No one's at where a veil is, like, left and stuff like that.
Like, that, and also sexual with it.
Like, they had their, like, leg up, like, you know, in the position,
like, one straight, one bent.
I was just like, this is actually the most insane thing I've ever,
ever, ever seen.
And I'm, it just was like wow like you know because so many
people are against Lila just because for so many things right she talks about a lot of her you know
experiences it's just like exposes people whatever and it's just like oh like why do you want one
more thing to people be like against you for I don't know it's just she had that I know she's
smart like I know she's smart so I'm just like why like why and she's how
old do we know i only asked this because i'm like maybe she's like 20 and like wouldn't understand
but i do feel like she's a little older 23 yeah so i feel like you kind of know
i don't know i know 25 wait she's born 98 there's a lot of conflicting reports she's 26 then and she's born 98 because
i'm 36 i was born 88 okay so 26 yeah she's been around may 2nd 1998 so 26 she's a tourist too
girl come on i just like okay so you're 26 like you definitely know not to do this yeah it was
it just felt so like disrespectful and so awful and then the way she made it all about herself and again it's like oh god like that killed me like because her
explanation was i thought a cute little vhs video of literally the most beautiful wedding ever would
make people so happy that's my way of showing love and affection that was my gift it's like
your way of showing love is a vlog of you stealing the show at someone else's wedding.
That's how you show your love.
And guess what?
They probably paid $10,000 to $20,000 to a videographer to film the wedding and edit it the way they want it to be shown.
It's not like you're giving them a gift they don't already have.
And like you said, it's her vlog for her.
Did you give them the ad sense?
Are you donating that money to them?
That's so.
That's what I'm saying.
She's not dumb and
she's I just am like why it made me so sad yeah because I don't like when people like
start dogpiling someone and she has a good voice for like the trans community and stuff and I was
just like why why why why as a person are you like doing this to someone else and making it like I
drove three hours for their wedding as if they like did like, did that. I'm like, this is a grand thing. I was just like, ah, why?
We're rooting for you, Lila.
All of us are rooting for you.
I know.
Including, I feel, Tana and Brooke.
They're doing nice things.
They're very, like, PC about it.
So it's like, what?
What?
What?
What?
And my other pet peeve, too, is, like, at the end of her, like, TikTok, like, apology.
It wasn't an apology, really.
It was, like, a non, like, it was an unapology really it was like a non like weird
defensive statement i don't know but it was like honestly you guys we have more important issues
that we need to worry about like all the trans laws that are going to be but it's like i don't
like when people use activism to like only they literally only use activism to like deflect from
like something bad that they did like you have to just like okay you no matter what you like are
yes you just messed up point blank you know so it's like you got to just like okay you no matter what you like are yes you just messed up
point blank you know so it's like you got to focus on on that you know what i mean yeah like
let's focus on that another tiktok yes let's like bring awareness yes let's be activists of course
yeah the elections are happening we get it but also like just because like that's happening
doesn't mean what you did to them because they said so much on this wedding and obviously they're
like what and then the defense of it all kind of got me as kind of like girl it's just like i i that's happening doesn't mean what you did to them. Like they said so much on this wedding. And obviously they're like, what?
And then the defense of it all kind of got me.
I was kind of like, girl, it's just like, I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I'm so sorry.
Like sometimes you just got to bite the bullet and say that.
And then she kind of just needed to double down on it all
and be like, this is my gift.
This is my love language.
Oh my God.
Did you see the video of her with the bouquet?
No.
Did she catch it?
She, okay. It was wild was wild okay so there was she's
obviously taller than all the other like girls who were there yeah so then um they covered through
the bouquet and then this one girl had it in her hand first but then Lila like grabbed at the same
time but you would think like she just like pulled it out of the other lady's hand yes and it was like vlog camera one hand bouquet and
other hand i literally is that her vlog um i was someone else recorded it because it's like they
have they show lila with her vlog camera and then yeah i downloaded the tiktok don't be that girl
at the wedding don't be that girl that just rips out the bouquet from someone's hand you always
know that's the it's a certain character the one that grabs the bouquet
not the one that catches it oh no there's a big difference between catching and grabbing you know
what yeah we kind of had that at our wedding too someone did try to really grab that bouquet out
of everyone's hand i was like okay like you literally just stand there wherever it falls
is where it is like that's wild when people do that it was give me flashbacks yeah oh right yeah
it was really deranged i was like oh i mean maybe
hopefully she's just partying it up maybe she didn't but then she posted the vlog she obviously
i was like maybe she was like you know at the moment whatever it's the main character syndrome
you know it's like in every point of that wedding she found a way to become the main character and
still my worst thing too is when people try to like insert themselves after like a big event in
your life and then they try to insert themselves in some way so they're also
talked about in the narrative i'm not saying that necessarily with her but it's happened to us when
like big events happen and someone tries to insert themselves or be part of the narrative because
they weren't but they want to be a part of it and so that does suck now i know it's happened with
other youtubers in the past there was a youtuber who had a wedding and someone stole a bouquet at
her wedding and then the whole thing became about this girl stealing from her at her wedding because like all the articles about this
like people.com wrote up lila gibney that's what i'm saying like how annoying that now your wedding
was overtaken by this and this and she did a defense video and then she did you know the the
veil video this is like oh that's so annoying it's negativity it's negativity that's brought
into the most beautiful
event of your life all you wanted to be talked about is you know them and their vows and everything
that happened not even for a minute you want to hear about any of the guests not even one guest
should never be talked about about a wedding yeah even when you see like britney spears goes to
weddings with like sam like you really rarely hear who's wedding at it like you rarely hear about
britney being there i think Jon Bon Jovi's another one
who's like infamously
for some reason
at people's weddings
and people ask him to sing.
It's very weird.
But anyways,
I feel like with this
it really did
because you spend so much money
on weddings
and I'm sure Alex and Cobra
spent so much on this wedding
you couldn't just tell by it
and it just sucks
because like,
especially as content creators
like you do put so much money into it
because you think like,
okay, we'll do content.
Like I know it sounds like weird
to like people
and like,
oh, that shouldn't be the wedding
but I swear, if i wasn't a content creator
we'd be eloping like i would have spent zero dollars on the wedding like i would not have
care i mean if you want to spend money spend money but i think in general people will spend
money for the pictures for the content like yeah you spend money to have those like memories and
make it look good and yes ours whatever it was ended up being a disaster but you know i really
did put it all in we literally like spent all our money to like make it the best and um yeah and have someone like ruin it like just
sucks and i mean people posted our wedding that night and stuff like that but i think i did too
i think i we vlogged like right after we got married and then i think i posted like
i think we i think we mukbanged after i think we ate the leftover food yeah and everyone's like
wow how romantic mukbang on your wedding night i'm like yeah i'm a working girl okay i gotta like work yeah we never got to eat the food at the wedding itself so we had we had it after
and we look good i was in glam like i'm not wasting this glam and yeah it was also like again i always
say this about weddings and marriages and stuff like that it's like i don't know nothing really
different you know what i mean like it's like oh it's your wedding night and you're vlogging and i
was just like there's nothing too different about it.
Like we enjoyed the night without vlogging and then we vlogged and then we went to bed
and whatever, had our brunch the next day.
So it's like, it's so weird when people are like, it's your wedding day.
Well, we had Malibu and then breakfast.
That is true.
Malibu was born nine months later.
So maybe it would.
Yeah.
I mean, it is one of those things.
It's like, obviously it's your wedding night.
Okay, whatever.
Like, you know, actually Colin, spoiler, Colin and Penelope did not consummate their marriage on their wedding night.
He was pissed.
He had a little bit of a – and just slept on the couch.
Wow.
Yeah.
Isn't that crazy?
It was just like, he's mad.
Did I spoil it?
I guess I already did.
He was just like – finds out she's whistled down and he's just like a little biatch about it.
He continues – he marries her anyways because like, I've promised you so i'm gonna marry you or whatever but he just like
lays on the couch in front of her bedroom i'm like isn't this a big ass house like why are you on the
couch right in front of her bedroom and he just like won't wanna he doesn't want to like make
love to her and they only had sex literally one time in that whole show and then he's pissed the
whole other time he's just like no it's very weird oh yeah i was gonna ask that no i want to i to see it because I was going to be like, well, how does it end?
I am going to see it.
Well, it's a happy ending.
Are you?
Yes, of course.
I'm going to see it at some point.
When?
A year from now.
How many seasons of Young?
I have three more seasons of Young Sheldon than I'm free.
So.
Oh, my gosh.
So that's a lot to take forever.
But OK.
Lila.
Well, good luck on your podcast
I'm happy
I mean you know
like
hopefully she'll talk about it
what's it called
you know she's gonna talk about it
Lila Bill
it's a good name
good name for the podcast
another one that puts
their name in the podcast
I do think it's a little arrogant
to put your own name
in the podcast
unless you're me
because I think it's
Bright Brand
they should have listened
to the name
if you invite her
to your wedding
she's a liability
oh
maybe that's why
she named her that the Lila Bill okay that's good wedding she's a liability oh maybe that's why she named it that
the liability okay that's good actually that's in the insurance for tana like the liability
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